Being A Gay In The Back Room Is The Best Feeling

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on this episode of not well we talk about Jim's wedding [ __ ] tingling fall colors engine revving helicopters flying overboard and the dark room at the Eagle in Wilton Manors and why Bobby got sick even though he didn't do anything about manners but he's the one that's sick and why he really got sick because he's a total [ __ ] quit giving us multiple emotions in that hour so we have to like try to react to your dumb smiles then pouting and if you take me on a Turkey Trot I'm gonna Turkey Trot off a cliff and ho ho ho happy holidays cause it's here whether you like it or not foreign

however I am a sex [ __ ] right now from Wilton Manors Hello everybody welcome to another episode of not well

and we're in Bobby's neighborhood uh it's good to see you all uh we may I know you remember that uh bullet that went through the the very last few seconds of our episode there may be one coming through earlier in this episode we're in the backyard yeah we might have stray bullets but we wanted to enjoy the outside one last time before the winter hit I sound sicker than hell yeah since Wilton Manors he got I got like influenza combo it might be meningitis too it could be meningitis and monkey pox all of it I got the monkey pox too when you roll around in the dark room at the Eagle in Wilton you get things you could you collect bugs you get you've been bugged I'm a bug chaser if you will I am not on marijuana well I am a marijuana but it hasn't really kicked in yet so in a few minutes it will um we want to give a toast to you Jim thank you for getting married yesterday

now do you want me to let them hear your vows or no yeah they can they can have a clip of the vowels you took oh you took it what Michael did uh honey everything's content babe I didn't realize I want to see I didn't see that oh I'll play it for you okay I want to watch that and give it to me because I want to send it

but I'm excited about something you get excited too

I'm worried about something I just remember you'll be with me for anything and we'll laugh about it one day I know I've changed so much since we met and it probably feels like I'm completely different person at times I know it's taken a lot of work as you've had to change with me I'm so proud about me Bill and I'm so grateful you stand beside me first thank you for bringing Nick into my life when I first met Nick he was a cute little kid who we cried he lost to bowling now he's all grown up watching you be an amazing father and seeing it grow into a good man has brought joy in my life thank you for always giving me my Independence for never restricting me and letting me grow thank you for holding space for me I have out a little space for you to grow to change to be whoever you want to be I'll be there throughout it all I'm so happy this day has arrived and I can't wait to spend my life with you

with you did anyone get Matt's uh Saab Fest that's the thing no he's got yours like get content I think so I think Sabrine was either or Sarita okay good I couldn't tell I was trying to just look as hot as possible next to all these little [ __ ] people on the stage and there I am standing oh yeah cause Matt's brother is really little he's short but not and your brother no my brother is coming for you because he's a hungry hungry man we need to talk we have all of our Worlds Collide yesterday um do you want to set the tone like is there anything we need to start obviously talk about your wedding okay so let's start it out let's just start out how did your week go this forever yeah I worked on Monday Tuesday okay so we get back from Wilton Manors you know disaster on Sunday all I wanted to do was die and we had work Monday I was dying um I took off Monday and Tuesday you were sick from rolling around in the dark room uh at the Eagle I had to work Monday Tuesday and I'm just like I wish I'm not here because I want to prepare for the wedding all he could think about was the wedding and I hadn't written my vows so that was in typical form I procrastinated writing the vowels until like the two nights before the wedding I think that's how you have to do it because that's something from the heart you can't just like force it out and so then I'm writing them on Thursday and I'm worried I was like oh no I'm tearing up so I'm not gonna be able to say that I'm gonna cry and then once you cry like you can't stop crying just like when you sweat you can't stop sweating uh you were sweating so much yesterday I don't know if that was the disease or I was just I forgot about that I think it was a combination it's like you were in a sweat well then all of a sudden once I once you start sweating once you start crying when you start sweating you then mentally start crying and sweating so then also you're like I'm like sweating but I'm not even hot anymore I'm just embarrassed and like oh my God anxiety that I'm sweating so yeah so basically that we had a giant grazing table that took forever to shop for shout out to Sabrine for basically doing all that stuff with my mom my mom also prepared slice the cheese slice the meat slight everything was sliced I have to say I don't think I've ever seen a charcuterie able yeah like better than that beautiful I've never seen my money and I've seen sabrine's work online before oops this was like the and everybody was like the brain made like yeah I sent it to Amber because Amber just posted a charcoot table that did not look like ours but it was also amazing the neighbor um no the one in Austin

oh and there's that Smoker's cop well I didn't know what you were I didn't know there's an Amber here like I didn't know we were talking about Amber Austin anyway the spread was amazing it was beautifully set in a beautiful little cabin Cottage in the park where there were buffaloes roaming which is true your dog is on top of the hot tub that's what she does um she's gonna take a nap Buffalo she looks like a buffalo no June that she graze on grass oh wait you have AstroTurf now she can't I'm just gonna now that's uh that's what she does that's Buffalo June over there she's a full lesbian Buffalo Bill and Betty did you ever play that in high school or Elementary School I don't think so yeah it was like kind of like dodgeball but it was like they called it Buffalo Bill and Betty it was probably just in the South honestly Red Rover Red Rovers and Bobby right over Bobby yeah I was like Bobby would break an arm if you sent this guy running towards you it's over it's over and that's why I think I was in the wedding I felt more like a bodyguard than a uh I needed a bodyguard I knew your brother alone could have oh made sweets he's thick he's like very big and very opposite of you really yeah I would say I'd say he's a little more reserved he's in my shadow some would say I would say he is kind of in the shadow he's bigger than your Shadow but he's in the shadow wow and he's not like fat huge I'm talking loud he's muscular he can literally just lift something up like his ass was like he'll pick up anything literally anything I think he could have picked me up easily we should have let him try oh you want to play I'll give you his number so you can go pick him up so that was like the start and then the ceremony how do you think the ceremony went we had my aunt was the official no I love your aunt wasn't she great she gives me um okay so angina doesn't give a [ __ ] no no but you're gonna do what she says oh wait you don't wanna you don't wanna she was directing directing she was walking up she's like if she was a wedding planner that's why I keep looking at her like are you the aunt or The Wedding Planner I'm confused right so confused but she did a wonderful job she does the Aficionado if you will now she did use a big word at the beginning um solomonize which could have been translated to sodomy which would have been interesting at a wedding she said she should have said it honestly I'm here to officiate your sodomy and then the sodomized Gamora sodomize the marriage well I sodomized the marriage Nest last night well oh you did no no no no no no topping your body just just a little face sitting and all that that's it what do you mean that's it oh wait no you guys did [ __ ] around though oh yeah you have to on your wedding night yeah you're required it's bad luck if you don't so we had to we like eat my whole Daddy and uh that's all it takes for him we also yeah he's a Hungry Hungry Hippo so we get there we're at the wedding and I'm not allowed to stand on the stage at first it's only Aunt Gina yeah so I'm sitting there and I'm like this is a good wedding and then Sabrine gets up and I don't know if I was nervous for her I was where I was just anxious in general or I didn't want to like and that's when the sweat started coming I'm pouring pouring I looked at your face I thought you had I looked you want to go I was like he's gonna [ __ ] himself I'm like he's but okay but also this is like right on um brand for me oh yeah so like nobody's surprised like everybody's like there he goes sweating again like a [ __ ] fat [ __ ] uh something like a pig so we stand up and then you proceed to give the most beautiful vows I've ever heard in my life it was the grandest moment yeah right actually I like mats wow I was a little concerned with him well his or copy and pasted from the internet so hopefully well he cried so I gave I gave him more points even if it was copied and pasted wow I didn't see a [ __ ] tear for me well I had to have him reread them because I couldn't understand what he was saying well he was nervous and that's okay no I know that's fine I mean you think of the second round I read them later and I really liked his vows I was listening in there also I didn't want to make facial expressions like oh like what am I think oh there's like a picture of me like I don't even know what I'm sweating and going also I felt like I looked really hot but you did okay but in that suit you're like oh but the problem is then when I look at pictures and like you're just a big [ __ ] in my my gullet listen your turkey gobbler this my shirt was so tight on my necklace like this to where I didn't have a next oh it was beyond digging in I'm like it was trying to suffocate you I hate it was trying to suffocate you I can't massage no meanwhile it's good size I don't have a [ __ ] blank oh you have a [ __ ] pillow okay good um we might have some uh activity in the air ladies and gentlemen we have another helicopter uh arrival foreign

actually that's not a helicopter no no that's probably the helicopter I just noticed your neighbor's screen is just falling out yep um and Jackie where was that so I don't know so it was I think he's probably following it's probably high speed chase and they're following that car oh that makes sense be a helicopter okay so if you have a little look this is all part of the adventure today we wanted to go natural natural setting this is Bobby in his natural setting he's always unsafe well it's good Breeze too and I feel like I'm not hot right now and usually I'm sweating my [ __ ] ass off this feels great we spoke about so so we had our little vows we exchanged the Rings who brought the Rings up a little baby Penny little baby pain now I will say like other people's dog like it's kind of like kids you're like oh cute kid Penny really is cute I'll have to give it to you it's bad she's a sweet little baby she has a she has a PB problem but she's a puppy she has a peep she peed on my vest she peed on your vest at the beginning now right there was no Panic though there was no anger towards your daughter it was I don't even care Oh I'm a dad it doesn't even smell I was like okay she peed on me well I'll let it dry as much as it can and then we're gonna get married it was just like Wilton Manors like just pee on him and he'll let it dry now can the race car drivers stop racing in the neighborhood yeah now if the race car drivers could shut the [ __ ] up for a moment yes please everyone around the Old Town East be quiet and it's not even a race car it's a two-door Honda Civic your car it doesn't we don't need that we honestly got our own car podcast how much we hate vehicles and drivers because I hate haters to do that [ __ ] hate them like why do you have to have such a loud you don't need it okay so this yeah I mean this situation the situation right now it's got to stop I feel like I'm in Greece lightning like it's so inappropriate it is so then you get married do you know what's crazy what happened to you in between the ceremony and the party because I'm concerned I think that's where things took a turn I think here and what was that um the taxis here no in between we came back here and I actually wasn't feeling well you came here not to Sarita no I came here I got naked and laid on the bed oh no I needed to cool off I was like oh my God I packed up my whole entire suit though so I didn't have to deal with it today smart everything was in the Box it the [ __ ] cufflinks all the [ __ ] was in there I even gave back the socks which I don't even know if you're supposed to no they don't want those I don't give a [ __ ] they're there it's like underwear why would they want that well I don't know but anyway they're not really good instructions and so it's not Nordstrom Rack as you said or whatever the [ __ ] it's called yeah we use Men's Warehouse it was half the price and quality honestly it worked and we look good yeah we looked good it's just that man that's we talked about Men's Warehouse it's like it's like it's like having a Lamborghini without an engine oh do you know what I'm saying like sure you can have a great Outer Outer place you look good but damn it's like a brand new house that has no rooms and no finished inside do you know what I'm saying so true because when even the one on Olentangy only 10g when you go there they're in like this temporary store and it's just like I don't understand there's just a banner like a white Banner elastic Banner on this is menswear I'm almost concerned they're going to be going out of business plus I keep thinking I'm like are you really gonna move to that place on Lane because like we got a new store coming on Lane Avenue I'm like do you though isn't that the guy that said like I guarantee it yes you're gonna like the way you look I guarantee it it's like I did like how I liked how I looked I didn't feel like I didn't like how like I'm gonna rip it off like it felt yeah felt it felt good I felt we looked good and oh that's all that really matter and you naked on your bed afraid um taking some deep breaths okay were you getting molested no okay so then uh we proceeded to change and I was like what do I wear and then I had an outfit that I didn't like so then I changed it um I'd go with the red and green flannel looks you look like Christmas a Christmas card we decided to bring the Christmas spirit out and it really came out with undershirts I will say which is someone who sweats is well my button's always unbutton on those sometimes in your belly I would have seen your belly and I'm not worried about you seeing my belly but I'm more worried about like your mom my poor mom yeah they've been through enough they don't need to they've been through it I mean they don't need to see you so then we then we went to Cerritos for a drink which turned into shots there we go that's that's and there's the key but also shots for real two bottles of shield and it wasn't just me it was those two yep that's why they were both blackout when they got there I wonder I thought yeah when you're the bride I even said this to you last night I was like it's really weird not getting your full attention and it's true it's weird that you have to go I'm like he doesn't have other people he's allowed to talk to I'm here I want him to talk to you no but it's amazing to see all your different friendships including the ones that I'm like um what the ones that you want to [ __ ] yes including my neighbor for example yeah I don't give a [ __ ] he listens or it doesn't well when he does I don't care he had the biggest dick in his pants he was the nicest guy he never wears underwear he's got a cute little face oh he's so friendly he's six foot five he's bigger than me and he played High School football so put it that way so that's why he was bumping penises he was quick on his feet he's quick on his feet and he's got a big old dick and um says his balls are bigger than his dick which you're familiar with yeah it's a it's a problem but um but also that might be a tall person thing maybe they might be because short stick long balls oh I don't know I kind of like that I would buy that this little shirt that says short stick and long ball smoker's cough glass is killing listen let me tell you everything I'm Mucinex now so it's like all starting to like thinly come out instead of like these I was like coughing those like and it was like a chunk I was like you had ropes coming out now I have like strings

now the edible might be hitting I'm just gonna say are you okay oh my daughter's pussy's out on these I just looked over and I can literally see where Silas puts his dick her little who what do you call it uh poodle bud June's pooter Bug is out right now I was holding Penny he goes I said oh I'm like kind of like cupping so if she pees it will pee in my hand and you and you go oh so you're you're holding her pooter bug and I go [ __ ] what Cooter bog you're holding her where'd you get poodle rug from can we remember my vows New Lexington phrases that's Matt's Mom that's what she calls it her vaginas are pooter bugs I just I know and that's I'm just trying to like analyze it like it's a whole different it's a whole world I would say it's a whole now can you put yours further away from me I don't what I don't need is your drink mixing with mine because I don't need whatever Gunk you have I don't know how whatever I'm not the one that was with people and getting my

oh I forgot about that right so by the couch yeah oh also by at chubfest in the middle of everyone um oh I forgot about that uh why did you remind me of that week because I'm reminding you that guy was so weird hello hello I'm a Mexican Chef I want to eat your ass no we're Southwest flight attendants and I was like yeah I can tell and then the one flight attendant came up to me and he goes last night I gave my husband and my friend a [ __ ] at the same time and I looked up I was like congratulations and he's nine it was so weird he's like and he's uncut uncut I'm like like I don't know that's disgusting to me it just seems like there's a lot going on here yeah we were kind of like we already were frightened and neither of them were chubs they were just like or somehow flight attendants I'm like wow I guess you're not a person of size but you're just like a fat little person in those aisles they're not big eyes no I could never there's some time I just did actually you do hit your head I'm like right at the edge like oh I'm like yeah I'm back here in the back when am I not In First Class well because we fly on an airline that doesn't have first class for some reason and I'm just fully every time I'm trying to travel with Bobby I'm like we have gotta upgrade he's like you can't it's Southwest the thing is that everywhere we go I guess maybe we just go to Trashy places yeah we do you know that's fine and Southwest only flies to like semi-trash it's like yeah I mean Southwest is a goddamn disaster if you really think about it but it is but God love them uh God love him for the two free checked bags well honestly that's the selling point and that's for me recording recording here the wedding so after that we go to high on high on wine

I was wine on high now I will say wine is a dangerous Choice um but it's a common choice but like no not for me looking back I'm like some people can't handle wine a lot of people can't to be honest with you I can't I get mouthy as [ __ ] on mine is that why I was yeah you get mouthy I get mouthiest fog it's sassy as [ __ ] I'm wearing like oh I didn't realize that now me I was actually why do you think that Karen's freak out they're all drunk on wine oh cause mom's like God damn it it's like okay whoa no I didn't think of that yeah it's a very strong choice I went with the ipas though as if that was a better choice um yeah you went with the seven and a half percent IPA which is a choice like truth is what I have at the beginning of the night usually or the end of the night when I'm yeah I like to finish out with it up but that's usually like if you're at pins you're like I'll have a tall make it a tall I have a truth and you realize it you've had two and a half truths which are seven and a half percent you're like so I'm literally four drinks in a glass and you're just like and I can just chug at yep and that's the truth that's what happens I just picked that place because it was available and I like picked it last minute and they said you could have the whole Space so I was like yeah it was really cool for 2500 minimum you can get an entire Place bar so you just you rent the whole bar you rent the whole bar and everything you put on drinks and food goes towards the minimum so it's not like you have to pay just for the space you pay 2500 but that's on the assumption that you're going to order food and drinks make me wonder how much they make a night a lot yeah because if they make a lot no yeah it was the minimum hit oh yeah when we went over it was like total 3 600. that's not terrible considering we're all drinking like it was our last day on Earth die on Earth because I was like oh I have another like do you want another one yeah I had five others I was double fisting most of the night I'm the bride I have to yeah you were double fisting I have pictures of that oh hello a double Fister I had two glasses of wine

back in the house it was a great great time I was really chit chatting with your sisters um you seem to love them I did I like you too I had a new connection with it I like the younger one a a we'll call her a now e e is funny to me because I never thought e first of all I forget that you're the oldest oh yeah I'm the oldest I'm an old [ __ ] he's like the Elder sibling and these other ones well e has likey bitty biscuits on baby number four now yeah he has pregnancy going on she already has three kids a is a is just a little A's a queer a queer [ __ ] and I honestly was egging her on last night and I told her she needed to [ __ ] three guys just one is she the one who did she kiss my friend Anna am I the drama

who's Hannah actually are the source of all the problems here between my sister Michael right uh it wasn't me or maybe I'm starting to wonder um well maybe maybe I'm gonna take my nail off your [ __ ] uh license Now where's it at where's the marriage license [ __ ] I'm gonna scratch it out down to the courthouse back where's the licensing I'll be like listen I did not approve of this they used my handwriting they took my John Hancock if you will and it's not it's it's tucked it's John hand tucked um [ __ ] in heavy uh when you're sick and you cough it goes inside I know I saw that I've seen that with Matt before sucks um but yeah it was a great wedding just to like wrap the wedding yeah let's go on okay it was great I'm really happy for you but can I say something actually it's kind of controversial

I talked to my therapist about you oh no why she hates me no I said something about the wedding and I actually want to ask you this and I want you to be honest with me now take a sip honey no what I think what I'm thinking is well first I think you wanted a big wedding and then you didn't want a big wedding I'm like she told me so I said I think it's really interesting you know that my friend is going through all this like almost no offense but heteronormal standard stuff because you're very anti-hetero yes so like you know you cut the cake you did everything we weren't gonna do that though I know that's like family was like so are we gonna well no because someone asked if they could eat a cupcake and they're like we have to wait till they cut the cake so then my family was like Are You Gonna Cut the Cake and I'm like Cut the Cake we don't know just cut the cake I don't I hate cake I didn't think no let me tell you that cake was so good and I found out from [ __ ] Costco yep because that you did that right you did it right no I did it right I mean from a cost standpoint you did it right this wedding was incredible you did it right all this event was on the wine on high now back to you and back to me asking questions which is really about you well yeah kind of because I was like I just think it's kind of and she looked at me and she said well have you ever thought that maybe like he didn't think he could have this and now that it's actually coming true maybe he wants to do these things because he maybe that's why he originally was like kind of not against like heteronormal but like like yeah we're not doing the heteronormal thing but then when you when it comes down to and your parents are all on board and so yeah maybe because when you have family support yeah people are supportive of it you realize it's actually fun to do all that but it was actually like a I was a moment where I was like you know what you're right like I did like not that I needed her to say that but I thought it was a really interesting concept because I don't know why I even told her I was just kind of like I have a wedding today I said actually it's kind of it's kind of interesting that's who I was with Florida I told her about Florida okay yeah but I was just like it you are not you're a Polly yes so like you aren't normal like as far as heterosexual right Life Works so people don't understand like you're married man no that doesn't mean he's not gonna get [ __ ] today by somebody else that's the thing is marriage does not change anything other than legal standing and that's sort of where I was like is and all the good stuff so then it makes it easy if I get sick and then then you go to the hospital make decisions and I don't worry about my mom keeping me on a ventilator for five months you better worry about me because I'm not listen you you generate enough content I'm keeping you on that event you're gonna be like day 59 he still has probably like yeah give us a lyric what lyric would you have for me by the way that's the new thing that's literally the new thing okay it's like a series I love it okay I love it so yeah I just wanted to like say that to you that I think it's really cool that you were able to experience it with your family yeah like his family like I just can't imagine my my parents were like oh my God we just want to thank you all for coming my parents oh and my dad gave the toast yeah and started crying I love it my dad would cry I was like my dad's gonna well you're marrying Matt and he's a crier so it figures yeah you usually marry your dad um this is good do you do we need a little really good we need a refill I need to I need a moment okay oh my goodness thank you do you want to come up here let me get my pillow and let me just check something I need to get a pillow oh you have a back plus pillow you have back problems now we can Lounge in these like you can sit back so this was something that came up when we were in Wilton that I never really asked you about and I wanted to investigate what do you mean when you say I hate you BPH uh because that was a term used and it was bad pubic hair so I want to know what I said this yeah you used a term that you said like he has BPH bad pubic hair was I drunk you were on everything and so I'm trying to figure out what exactly is bad pubic hair to you what does it look like what uh what does it involve what type of trimming what type of curl color okay bch for me the no curl or like light curl but it's like kind of long looking um yes I need it to curl or I needed to like be in a place but I don't need to be like swooped like a swoosh yeah so that would be my definition of bad poo care I also and this is no offense to anybody with a really hairy hole like the taint area when it's really hairy I don't like it sorry and I get that I mean there's a I I don't have a hairy tame obviously because I had a procedure um actually I've never had a hairy taint but if I did that procedure my [ __ ] is clear um yeah I feel like I agree with the taint I I don't need a bunch of lube getting caught up in there if there's dingleberries like there's just there's problems with hair but you know there's some people that have like way more and you're like what actually like females do sometimes where you're like have you ever seen like a big bushed woman that then her [ __ ] Harry and it goes all the way yeah oh it's it's horrible what yeah wait women have that I didn't realize hair went there is that why they went yes oh because Brazilian oh my God oh my God I never realized I thought it meant no women's hair hair have hairy ass it goes around ass and a lot sometimes yeah like some of them have really hairy holes I don't we don't need that I don't need that information I just we don't really want to know um so but then I do have questions about I don't have questions I want to confirm okay the uh the long hair that just sticks straight out looks like wiry but not Curly it's a wiry I saw a dick last month where he got it out and his he goes my pubic hairs are probably longer than my dick got it out and I was like yeah so that's not actually hot to me like I hated saying that and it was hard and his pubic hair was so long you're like have you ever trimmed I'm like you haven't trimmed this in ages okay like listen Okay ladies and gentlemen I'm all for all natural but if you're natural I'm hairy yeah yeah but like I trim not perfectly I don't want everything to be the same length and look make it look like a like a the T of a golf course um yes or like the green is that what it's called I'm not good with sports um but I knew it you knew it you were close I mean the tea box the t-box is trimmed too so it's just not as tight as the green so the green is always tighter yeah tight grains tight Fairways the rough is the rough for a reason and you don't want a rough you've got a rough taint yeah well I don't but yes you do though I do just because you don't have hair doesn't mean it's not locked down there there's been Road hard and put up wet there's hemorrhoid scars silent Idols there's things down in there there's things there's things and as you get older folks it does you lose you lose the the beauty have you recently caught a glimpse of your hole in the mirror I can't I like turned around to get in the shower one day and looked back and I was like yeah oh no actually really good I bent over and I was like Oh no you're like I'm old it just doesn't look fresh it does think about how many it doesn't look like something that you're just like oh I wish someone would just pop pop in there but how many times things have entered and and exited that hole out of your whole entire life and now it's been a while it's been a long time it's really bad and when you were baby weathered you pooped three times a day as a baby I mean you you have a bad Yeah that poor hole is just open close open close open close open close open close oh really bad [ __ ] basically it's a tired worn out muscle so it's like when like some old person's arms look all like jaggly wrangled wrangled and Jagged and that's called a Wrangler your hole is just a muscle it is so literally it's tired God your hole's tired so why but how do we get it young I want it young and fresh I do too we can go backwards unfortunately and that's the really hard I wish I could get surgery on my hole for like Rejuvenation but then you're like that person that's like an old man with a nice hole and nobody wants it okay so they want an old Wrangler yeah you gotta work the park now you gotta like start sucking off like the younger generation to completion while they do nothing to you that's where I'm at that's right don't call me a chub um I think that's where anybody who's 30 or older in the gay community is we'll suck you off for free uh no you don't play with me I just I just want to go ahead and totally so sad like all these 50 plus are definitely on the app so like I'm coming over to service you yeah that's all services it's like and I actually was serviced by 50 somethings um when I was in my 20s so you did like that I was like does that work I just suck really well that's the thing they know what they're doing and then you're so young and fresh that they want all of you and you're like I didn't realize that and then you think you're gross but really when you look back I'm like wow they were gross I was fresh they weren't and now I wanted all of me they are I and I am they and then I think about how many fantasy uh fantasies that I fulfilled uh in my youth you've fulfilled a lot of fantasies you did I'm not sure they were good fantasies but you fulfilled them well they were good for them um but looking back yeah you wouldn't want them filmed and you wouldn't want to watch them now kind of wood actually you'd like to see your younger self getting sucked up I want to see my young girl I want to see my younger self getting sucked that's some type that's your father coming so that's interesting though that's a father trait no BPH GPH so like I guess it was something I wrote down because I was like you were very into it you were like I bet that guy has [ __ ] BPH that's really because I was like also I'm not here for it you were like trying to insult him so I was like wow this is like a real thing for him BPH BPH [ __ ] I know that you're next it's like pink dick it's like you knew you were like BPH I do know when I see a dick I see a person what the Dick's gonna be I just know it it's amazing it's kind of a talent honest it's like you've seen a lot of them now I have something to say oh really now to wrap it with BPH though yeah thank you for providing us the uh

the definition of BPH and I'm glad I didn't remember I ever said it but now I remember now I remember okay so I had a conversation at work this week and oh no no it's not bad here's the thing if you're the type of person who can go from grumpy where nobody can talk to you like you're literally like a that [ __ ] like nobody to then going it doesn't work no that's not no I don't like write specific to write to read what I specifically wrote I just want to be able to make sure I'm being clear on this it says pet peeve emotional changes but creepy one minute we are pouting the next we are awkwardly smiling no pouty lips after 30. oh God yes I there might be some people in my office and I'm not going to mention names but it's probably the same [ __ ] person I've been talking about for the past goddamn [ __ ] year yep um this person and it doesn't have to be at work it's everywhere we're grumpy so don't talk too

but then we get this really weird creepy Viber we'll be like hey and I'm like yeah no if I it's a new rule if I don't get along with you 97 of the time then I don't ever get along with you like I can't go 50 50 like 50 you're grumpy 50 you're suddenly happy that's not gonna work for me I want your grumpy angry hard to be around moments to be like three percent or less and that's how all my friends are and that's on God and that's on God like I'd no but it's just so awkward that like you and so this kind of goes back to like last week we were talking about the bar fly who's trying to be flirty at 40 and it's like yes listen yes he was in a pouty mood when they laughed and then but then before he was dancing on them it's all over their attention dancing really way too hard taking a shot it was just like so much going on that he was like I'm gonna get it was like 7 30. and he's like I gotta go to bed I like these two 70 year olds do not want to [ __ ] you I'm just gonna let you know that that's bad your midriff is showing like and it's not and it's not it's not chubfest yet cannonball's down the street this is a skinny Pub it's just was like we were into someone's basement I mean it was like what are you doing why are you throwing yourself he's the type though that was hot so like when some but like that's what uh he doesn't like me that's it like but then it's like then you want me to react to you in both ways I'm not doing it and I am not doing the game that you're playing so then you go what's wrong and then I have to go what's wrong I'm like nothing I'm just busy oh he's mad oh I like when people say he's mad I'm like what's that [ __ ] do you want to know why you wanna know why you want me to chew your ass out and eat it too oh [ __ ] chew my hole I'm gonna chew his ass yeah chew my hole no like shoot he'd chew my ass out or actually can we get to the root of that because yeah what do you say phrase he chewed him out shoot him out yeah chewed him out that's the phrase not chew my ass out but still like what does that mean chewed what do you mean you like him eat him and spit them out like a dog maybe like shoot him up like a mean animal yeah something just blew off the couch I don't know what it is oh yeah that's fine um so yeah yeah that's annoying isn't that annoying so I really would like to give a public service announcement do you want to get pouty do you want to get pouty and sweet don't what's wrong oh no oh my God you don't want to get that close but I'm also like I can't do it so if you're gonna ever meet me and you're gonna act pouty and [ __ ] Grumpy in one minute and I'm gonna have to be like what's wrong you're trying to take me on your emotional roller coaster and just because you don't have a handle on it doesn't mean I have to go on that he doesn't fit in the roller coaster seats he's not going on the roller coaster which I can't fit in that or hang gliding or anything hang gliding even no like uh you just crash down like a rock yeah it's just it's gonna be bad you should try it in rocket shoes I want you to hang glide I feel like you'd be great at it should I be a hang glider yeah I want to try that we got to go out to California can you [ __ ] imagine me on a hang glider screaming like coming in hot hot coming in hot into the beach and being like I'm gonna land like in this big fat [ __ ] is just flying through the goddamn air as if we're like looking up like wow like oh no it's a bird it's a plane oh [ __ ] it's Bobby a whale jumps up and just eats you and the whale actually chips his tooth because I'm so [ __ ] big yeah it's like yeah so anyway then I become a whale myself I form an away a circle from bird to whale circle of life which is where I belong here's something here's something that's been coming up a lot in mainly my Instagram feed but also in real life as we experienced down in Wilton Manors and it's probably something that annoys you it's one of the most annoying things in the world it's a group of people uh it's called circuit case what is going on with these people I mean they're full grown-ups they have jobs they should oh I think they should have lives to live they should be doing something meaningful to contribute to society maybe they should be volunteering but instead every weekend they're traveling from City to City to do the same dumb [ __ ] party dressed up in a harness and a neon jockstrap with a little bit of glitter listening to terrible terrorists music oh can you hear me now

yeah I'm good I just I just have anxiety are you sure it's safe here category is Sports it's like you're listening the music it's like Taylor Swift meets like dancing but it's not really dance because you just do this honestly you're on Molly and you're just like ding ding if you really notice though a gay beat is always like yep

then yeah every swing around like oh everyone's the best friend of my life it's like they're dancing they say they're dancing but they're really just like swaying side to side they're on and screaming screaming everybody's in my face and getting me sick everyone has the same neon jock strapping harness and telling you glitter on the face it's like this is what I was telling you though it's so sad that's what I was telling you about how I don't like going to these things and wearing a jock and wearing these things you don't want to be uh I wanna I wanna separate myself from the normal and be like hey I'm wearing khakis in a [ __ ] regular shoes like I don't actually and you did that well and I pulled it well when I wanted to you pulled it was very uh um I was very uh you did selective yeah you pulled on some dicks I mean it was your Bachelor weekend I had to pull in a dick isn't as a group though yeah because I've tried to explain it because there's been straight people come up to me and they're like what type of gaze are these because you know they know Bears they know the common ones are like oh yeah Bears okay yeah but what type of gays are these and they show me pictures I'm like those are the circuit games and they're the ones they in the straight World these would be your um your horse race betting your sports people they're down at the local Ohio casino they're going to go down they're gonna go down in better the Steelers again it's like yeah that's that's the Circa case they are the great force rate eight or Golf Course uh members Greyhound bedding gays Greyhound betting Greyhound betting Straits equals circuit gaze thank you yes wow you're right it is because straights have weird things too oh yeah there's a lot of weird straights which is really funny because yeah I was telling stories about our Wilton Manors like back room play to someone at my work who I want to go in the back room with with but um oops okay oops well no well it's out now I don't [ __ ] care he was like really I'm like oh yeah he's like did it smell and I was like actually it really did it it actually didn't there it actually shot I was surprised AWOL smells worse in that place oh hey well you're I mean you walk in there's whole smell AWOL is disgusting listen and that's the other thing I I get your kinks and [ __ ] but like can we wash our underarms no yeah [ __ ] or if that is a kink then go and there needs to be a separate area there needs to be a separate Place probably well ventilated like outside like a park don't meet in the park and just if you want to smell like you rolled around in horse [ __ ] go to a park or a barn but don't come into the bar like that especially in 2022 like it's not hot to smell that anymore it used to be like oh there's a working man whatever it's just truth it's just truth your stink ass and you should understand like you don't want to smell Bath and Body Works well nobody's coming there spraying their little [ __ ] sweet pea all over the place just like you shouldn't be spraying your hole exactly like I'm not gonna watch BDS I'm on a sidewalk so don't bring your smelly stanky Kink into a bar okay we don't need to period we don't need to smell it wow we really hate that honestly that's how I feel about circuit gaze is that back room so you're telling a straight friend about it so straight people are surprised by what happened they're very surprised and I'm actually surprised I'm like I'm trying to think equivalent he's like I don't think there is I'm like it'd be like if you go to Vegas and hook up with prostitutes the whole time but like the prostitutes want to [ __ ] you too well that's the problem it's like it's not you don't have to pay he actually said he used the term orgy but then he's like but then you're still not into every everybody's not into everything and I'm like you're right so unless you're a full bisexual yeah you'll never under nobody will ever understand what's like to be a gay in a back room it's amazing it's great it's the best thing in the back room is the best feeling because you can be a fly and I actually said that to him and you can just watch We just watched that one couple oh I love I was like I like being a fly in the wall yeah just watching I'm into Warrior you get to do it lyrics come out daddy takes daddy Sundries Sundries I do have a sundry I don't know if I have I'll think of one but I've got a sundry so my sundry picture this I'm driving down the road I'm passing beautiful trees changing colors I see restaurants I want to go to oh I have to go do an errand over at Whole Foods Okay blah blah blah I look down as I'm driving I see a sign that says says 2022 Turkey Trot okay I am immediately I wanted to drive off the road you know what it is run over the Turkey Trot sign I it's coming soon it's gonna close your [ __ ] again these [ __ ] Psychopaths who do turkey trots can you guys move to your own country and Just Turkey Trot yourself to hell go to the suburbs because I hate this [ __ ] we're supposed Thanksgiving and you want me to wake up oh my God she's not even up yet we're turkey trotton yes we are don't you dare give me that it's a 5k Rebecca I'm not asking you to compete in an Iron Man here come on you can walk with me in the back it's settled we're walking in the back we're walking in the back and there's nothing wrong with that I'll feel so much less bloated going into Thanksgiving dinner it's about the community more than it is anything else if I come back and you haven't started moving yet I don't even know what to tell you can't hear you puppyvest is making too much noise I'll see you in the car first of all wake up early I went out Wednesday night because everyone's off Thursday so people go out Wednesday night so I need to go out and get it that's why you see your childhood friends that's when you said your trauma that's when the people who move to the big cities come back and they are experienced and you want to hook up with them I don't have time to wake up at 8am on Thursday so I can win a half pumpkin pie because of inflation they now give out half pumpkin pies Jesus it's just not cue and if you're that family member who's trying to get me to go on a trip [ __ ] you I'm not doing turkey I'm not doing Turkey Trot we hate Turkey Trot around here okay no turkey try I'm sorry I just went I mean I'm glad you're even talking about Thanksgiving I hate turkey trots I hate jerky Trotters I hate the Turkey Trot how do you feel about them Bobby now I'm I'm thinking I know what this is like it's like Runners right it's a run that they have are they like Thanksgiving morning so you go run a 5k and when you get to the Finish Line some grocery store gives you a bag of potato pie Lino a pumpkin pie or a half a pumpkin pie now and the whole family oh my whole family my family's always done the Turkey Trot these poor people if your family dragged you out family's not doing it Thursday morning and we're like it's time to run a three mile yeah obviously look at you they're losers I would never do it they know me oh no I wouldn't even walk in first of all yeah you can walk and also it's normally cold out so why would I want to go for a walk in the cold I love when people you can do a marathon you can walk like I'm knocking one of these fat [ __ ] that are just walking and it would take you three days to walk I'd rather not like I would never walk a marathon I'd rather sit at home but I just um I've heard of it I always thought it was just like a race and the weird Psychopaths that love to run no no they a lot of people do them it's a lot of families it's a big event yeah I and especially in Upper Arlington in Grandview a lot of turkey Trotters yeah because again here we have a Shop and Save um you're like at Family Family Dollar gives out an EBT gift card they try to see who can break the glass first and whoever does can steal all the stuff in the store we give him one chapstick we play now as the sun goes down there's a bit of a chill running through there's a chill now my sundry actually my sundry kind of goes in the same vein so I was at Target today and I'm walking around but what's the first thing I see it's now the 5th of November 6th of November whatever the [ __ ] day it is today I think I saw glitter on me too look there's [ __ ] glitter on me oh I hate glitter that's gonna be a sundry I got I go into Target and they already are pushing Christmas down my [ __ ] and a list if you're gonna shove Christmas down my throat can you at least let me get to Thanksgiving like can we at least get Thanksgiving anymore like now thanksgiving's already like on the 50 to clearance rack and now they're bringing out trees and I'm like wait it's like no one wants to give thanks anymore they don't nobody don't care about Thanksgiving it's the Forgotten holiday everyone's like let's watch the new Hocus Pocus and the next thing you know Christmas yes the problem I'm also having a little bit is let's look like the the origins of Thanksgiving for example though are a little rough so I'm almost like maybe should we just skip it what's like indigenous people's day used to be Columbus Day and it's like right Thanksgiving is also like hey we came and served you turkey and then we no it's like no the Indians saved the people and with the food gave them if we learned how to crop they were clearly dying and failing in this land and they're like we're gonna grow tobacco kill all these people we're gonna take your lands and grow to it's like yeah it's like oh God oh God oh God oh God yeah why did you have to bring up history right now I'm really sorry we're on my wedding weekend weddings [ __ ] we don't ruin my wife don't make me bridezilla I really liked your wedding I'm really happy for you it was a great day it's been a great week um a great week well it's a lot for me that was a full life for me uh I'm hoping that my nails will I do kind of you look ill it's like I'm ready to lay down I'm like it's like I get like these little wins of yeah Winds of Winter you gotta lay down you gotta lay down please make sure you subscribe and share with your friends and we really hope you enjoyed this special outdoor episode with the birds and the bees and also the gunshots

the engine revving did it for me I got a [ __ ] rev as well and his [ __ ] tingled and that's fine thank you for watching good night good night