Catching Flights Not Feelings

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On this episode of Not Well, we talk about Prince Harry's todger.
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We talk about Latin X.
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Wow that was the last thing we talked about.
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You get a voicemail about Mormons.
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I think we can do better.
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We talk about Mormon long underwear.
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Girl.
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P control.
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By Prince.
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We talk about getting knocked up accidentally.
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We talk about assholes and pussy holes.
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We talk about credit unions taking over the country.
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We talk about the fact that people don't know how to read their fucking emails or respond
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correctly.
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You can get frostbite on your penis.
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We talk about the terrible sling.
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I can't wait.
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I can't think of what we're saying.
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What did we talk about?
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What did we talk about?
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I'm unsaturated.
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I'm sat you're saturated.
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Oh, what's worse?
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Saturated that's why you're saturated.
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I'm saturated and I'm unsaturated.
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We're the saturation twins.
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What did we talk about?
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You're butter and I'm olive oil.
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You're spray butter and I'm a tub.
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Oh my god you're a tub of margarine.
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You little tub of margarine.
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We should talk about that next week is margarine and butter.
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Oh I agree.
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I agree.
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I used to love margarine as a kid.
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I would eat it by the spoonful.
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Blue Bonnet babe.
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One time my mom walked in on me in the kitchen.
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I had country crock open.
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The giant tub this size.
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I'm talking this size.
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Oh I know.
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I had a spoon and I was eating.
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I was like five and my mom was like what are you doing?
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She went up to take a shower and I snuck into the fridge to eat country crock and that's
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how we know we're bound to be fat.
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That's why you're on high blood pressure medication.
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Yes.
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Oh and Lisa Marie died.
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We talk about Lisa Marie.
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And how she looked like hell.
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We talk about Janet Jackson and Hot Cheetos.
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Like why?
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We talk about the terrible state of affairs.
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We talk about the terrible state of affairs with flying.
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Oh and also the Republican party again.
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Shocker.
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All this and more.
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We'll see you during the episode.
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Buh bye da bing bada boom.
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Sometimes you would look into a person's eyes.
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He would look into your eyes and all of a sudden you'd know through the eyes.
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You knew each other by a red necktie.
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It was very daring to wear a hanky that matched the tie.
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The moment you saw that no matter what the color was you figured that there was a brother
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there.
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After you had cruised each other by chasing each other back and forth from looking in
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the same window at the same thing for quite a while you might ask the person do you have
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a match or can you tell me the time.
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These were the little things that we would be using in the 20s and we were still using
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them in the 30s.
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Are we ready?
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You ready?
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You ready?
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You ready?
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Recording recording.
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Lights are on.
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Camera action.
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Hello everybody.
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Welcome to another episode of Not Well.
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I'm Bobby.
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I'm Jim.
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He's not cold this week so that's good.
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Not yet but you do have the fan on again.
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I know.
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Well we need circulation.
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I need some circulation.
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Actually it was weird it feels colder at 32 today than it did at negative two.
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You're right.
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I think because it was like 50 something.
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I don't know.
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It's been a hot January.
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It's been a hot January.
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It's been a hot January.
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It's been a fucking hot January.
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Well it's snowing again so.
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Well you know I have some things I need to talk about.
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Yeah.
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By that I mean.
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You've had a week.
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I'm high.
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Like this shit is good.
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Whatever this is.
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I don't even know what it is.
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I just smoke random things in my house.
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I'm like well here's the thing and it's like it could be one from the streets illegal.
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Like I don't know when I was first.
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Illegal.
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When I didn't have my card I was like can you score me some weed.
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Like first of all I would never do like a raw drug deal ever in my life.
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I never have.
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Like if it wasn't for medical marijuana or recreational marijuana I would have never
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smoked marijuana.
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You would never have done it.
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I'm like what's in this.
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I remember when.
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No.
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I was like just get your card because you're never going to do it unless you know it's
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safe.
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You were like so nervous.
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I mean my back pain really got to me.
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Your back pain.
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Thank God that Kansan pediatrician took care of your back pain.
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I know and he's going to call me next month to get it renewed for 2023 24 babe.
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So he called.
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It's a two year renewal.
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It's a one year.
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I had to renew it last year.
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Oh you did.
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You're going to get it back.
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Yep.
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That's the same guy.
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He's like hey.
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Hey how's it working.
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Good.
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OK.
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I recommend it for another year.
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She's loved this.
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Thank you.
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And he makes $80 doing a four minute phone call.
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Really.
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Oh they make a lot of money.
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They make a lot of money.
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And so people do on the side like on Saturdays he's like driving his car he's like hey you
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good.
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Beep beep beep.
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Yep.
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He's going to get his card.
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Oh my God.
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Very Hill takes care of everything.
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Go to very hill dot com and we're not sponsored.
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Very Hill.
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If you're looking for your medical needs.
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Speaking of medical.
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Yeah.
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You're having some medical issues.
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Not as bad as Lisa Marie Presley.
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God who is that.
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I know Presley but like.
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Lisa Marie Presley died.
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Is that the wife.
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No that's the daughter.
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Well tonight will be a wonderful night for Elvis.
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Yes.
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I hope so.
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And have you gotten to know Austin Butler a little bit.
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Yeah.
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I've known him for a long time.
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A lot.
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A lot actually.
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I adore him.
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When you first saw him what did you think.
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You mean in the movie.
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Yeah.
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Just saw him yeah in the role.
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I was mind blown.
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Truly.
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I actually had to take like five days to process it because it was so spot on and authentic.
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What do you think the biggest challenge was.
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Is it the singing or is there certain characteristic to pull off.
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A look.
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A twinkle or something.
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Characteristics.
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The mannerisms.
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The singing.
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The talking without doing it in like a caricature way like it's been done in the past.
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Yeah.
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You know it's kind of done like in a sort of funny joking way.
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Way he spoke.
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Yeah.
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But Austin actually got it and did it perfectly without making it sort of comical or.
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And he didn't over do it.
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Amazing.
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Right.
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And he didn't over do it.
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You live.
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Don't you live in Montecito Santa Barbara area.
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No I don't.
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Not anymore.
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No.
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Okay I thought you did.
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I know.
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It's terrible up there right now.
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I know.
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It's really awful.
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Is there a performance tonight.
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Is Austin going to perform.
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Have you heard anything like that.
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I don't think so.
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I don't know.
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That would be fun wouldn't it.
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It would be great.
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Swivel those hips baby.
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Let's get going.
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He looks great.
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Well good to see you both.
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Thank you.
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He's just about to come.
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Nice meeting you.
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Nice meeting you.
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Is he coming now.
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I just want to know.
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Remember she dated Michael Jackson.
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Oh my god.
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Is this the they had the child blanket.
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I don't know.
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They had a child named Blanket.
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He fucked some other lady for that but I think he was dating her.
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I mean I'm very happy to be here and just think nobody thought this would last.
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Lisa Marie Presley.
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What happened.
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She had a massive heart attack and she was just two days ago at the Golden Globes.
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I think she's on drugs.
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She's been on drugs and I was like her dad's history and like her dad's history.
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Her son killed herself.
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Remember Whitney.
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Like Golden Globes are not the best place.
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Girl or was it.
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No it was the Grammys but I just let it go.
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I don't care about celebrity.
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I'm going to be honest.
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I know.
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But what's weird to me is like I just I think it's really funny that when somebody dies
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like all over Yahoo like oh my god.
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Someone died.
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I'm like okay.
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First of all I feel like her caretaker just like everybody else who's rich in Hollywood
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who die like Michael Jackson who she used to date or was married to or whatever.
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You imagine if they looked like they do like she did right before she died and he did right
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before he died.
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I want to get a picture and put it up.
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I'm going to do a fake wedding with them as they were before.
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I'm going to Neverland to play with Blanket.
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You want to come play with Blanket.
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I don't want to play with Blanket Michael.
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I'm not feeling so good.
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Why not.
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I have a good doctor.
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Do you want his number.
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These people are idiots.
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They look so bad.
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Who in their camp is allowing this because they all have.
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One of their minders is allowing that to take place.
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I just thought it was really bizarre because I'm looking at her I'm like you're like frail
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as fuck and then she's like hold me.
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She's doing interviews and I'm like well and the thing is you know they're not going out
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on the street to get this heroin or whatever the fuck.
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So it's like their handlers are allowing people to come into the house or whatever and then
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walking her ass around.
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And like she had three guys walking her around like security and shit and I'm like they're
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funneling it to her.
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But I'm like how do you not say something.
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How are you not like say something.
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That's what we're not getting you more cocaine.
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Like Lisa you need to go to the hospital.
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You look death already.
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We need to get you in rehab again.
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Do you want to go to Malibu again.
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Let's go to Malibu baby.
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Let's go back to Malibu.
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Let's go to Malibu baby.
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What would your perfume be called.
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It'd be called Malibu baby.
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Everybody likes to smell like an old person in the sun.
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Malibu.
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That's what her name says.
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Caitlyn Jenner.
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She's like Malibu baby.
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It's like ew.
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Caitlyn fucking Jenner.
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I hate her.
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I hate her so much.
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But we don't even have to go into that.
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You know what actually I do have a question.
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I saw something about.
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What?
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Let's act like we're done.
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She's like.
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Aw.
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I'm seriously I'm so fucking pissed.
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Seriously?
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Seriously you're going to do that to me.
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Seriously I'm drinking a high now.
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Seriously Janet Jackson didn't know what Hot Cheetos were.
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Did you see this clip.
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They're like talking to her and like it was like a radio or a podcast and then they're
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like bring up Hot Cheetos and she's like.
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Did Janet Jackson eat Hot Cheetos?
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Hot Cheetos?
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No.
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Okay that means no.
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I don't even know what Hot Cheetos are.
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You really don't know what Hot Cheetos are?
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They're like Cheetos but they have hot sauce on them.
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Oh really?
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Yeah.
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I'll get you some.
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Next time I'll bring you some.
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Yes yes you're in Atlanta.
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You got to get some before you leave.
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I bet you that's good.
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What a Hot Cheetos.
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First of all of course she's so fucking cheltered.
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I'm like first of all.
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How have you not heard of Hot Cheetos?
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She's like 70 so they're not that age group.
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Janet?
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Yeah isn't she?
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I don't know.
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But that age group they're old.
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She's old.
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Oh gosh she's old.
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Alexa how old is Janet Jackson?
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Janet Jackson is 56 years old.
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Not that bad.
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That's not 70.
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May as well be.
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I mean girl no offense to you but like.
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Like I'm literally 18 years away from being.
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Yeah.
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My life is just flashing before my eyes.
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And soon you won't know what the latest chip fat is.
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I already don't.
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You're gonna be like what's Hot Cheetos?
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I'm like and I'm trying to be so cool.
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I'm like yeah I'm going we're going on tour again.
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It's like.
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Yeah I love that new app that you can download for music clips.
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Fuck.
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But yeah Janet Jackson doesn't know what she does.
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I do have a question.
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Did she know that her brother was like a pedophile?
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Like did she know.
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The story?
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What was going on with Michael?
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Well I think so but.
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Or did she always just like love I love my brother.
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Well I think that was.
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I don't know.
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They were trained to be in Hollywood and entertainers so they're not going to talk about each other
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bad regardless.
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So she's gonna be like.
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My brother was very sweet.
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It's stressful for the entire family.
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I can't imagine.
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It's nowhere near the stress that I'm sure he's going through obviously.
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But I mean he's completely innocent.
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I think it's just a bunch of BS.
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It's very stupid.
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It's just very ignorant.
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What's going on.
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Michael paid the father of the boy millions.
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Some people take that as an admission of guilt.
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But according to Janet Michael was trying to say.
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Look it leave me alone I'm sick of your crap.
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Your extra money you said it here.
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Get out of my life.
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Now if this really went on do you think a father would accept money.
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That would make it OK.
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That would make everything all right.
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I mean it doesn't make any sense.
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I know that if that were my son I'm sorry.
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I don't care if you gave me a billion dollars.
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I want to see you either behind bars or dead for the rest of your life.
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I'm like are you your brother because you guys look identical and sound identical.
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I sound the same now.
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Your brother was a fucking creep.
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Sorry I'll say he would he would groom children have them sleep in his bed and then do some
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Jews molest them in his closet and then make them come back to bed with him less than there
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and then like tell the parents he's like taking care of them and like let's go on an adventure
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I'm going to I have a theme park for them and we had teams.
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We used the whole ranch.
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My favorite thing in the world play.
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If you call it a sport it's a sport it's a water balloon fight.
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I like the way they splatter when they hit.
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I've never lost a water balloon fight.
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I'm the Michael Jordan of water balloon fight.
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We won the fight again and again.
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But Janice what's it like on the winning team.
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It feels great.
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This is the face of a person who would do something like that.
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I'm going to be innocent.
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I mean I went through this entire water balloon fight.
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Completely dry.
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He would do this until he got a certain age then he would get a new kid and do it like
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that documentary about him was like Finding Neverland was never watch that.
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You've got to watch it.
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I mean you just get chills because you're like because they're not even believing this
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guy either the kid that I know he's an adult being like.
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Yeah I'm sorry if I'm in my 30s I'm not going to say Michael Jackson rate me.
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That's embarrassing.
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But like you're not going to.
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No one wants to become famous.
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This is therapy.
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It's it's childhood trauma.
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And he happened to have Michael Jackson be his childhood trauma.
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First of all if you said oh my God Michael the way he would be freaked out.
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Why would a parent say yes.
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Because he had money.
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And so they thought so it's all about money.
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So they thought money fame.
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Yeah they thought if he can keep him with Michael we'll have money we'll be safe and
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we'll ever happen.
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We can go on trips.
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We can go on trips.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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But then when they get to like age 13 Michael's like I want younger again I can't.
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He's too old.
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He's getting pubes.
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I don't like it.
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So I mean it's just but I don't know.
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Did Janet ever talk about it.
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No I think Janet was probably getting railed by her dad or brother.
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So it's just it's not good.
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And then you have Latoya.
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I mean I can we've never talked about Jackson's before.
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How has this never come up.
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They're a goddamn disaster.
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Latoya.
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Speaking of families the king of pop like your family is disgusting.
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Elvis Presley is just a drug addict family like you.
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But I was thinking about it.
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I was like how sad for Lisa Marie though because you know that bitch the minute she turned
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18.
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Minutes turned 16 she was able to get into any club.
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Oh yeah.
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She was able for free.
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Everybody like yeah you're in.
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Oh you're Elvis Presley's sister.
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And again it's all about money.
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Was it sister daughter?
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Daughter.
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Is Elvis Presley's daughter.
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She died.
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I can't.
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I'm sorry.
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I know.
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I'm struggling because I don't know how old it was Elvis.
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Like how old would he be.
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He would be I think 80.
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80.
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Yeah.
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He wasn't that like he died young.
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He died like 30 something.
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Oh I thought to be younger.
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Alexa how old would Elvis Presley be if he was still alive.
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Elvis Presley would be 88 years old.
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88.
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Oh so he was old old.
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Yeah.
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So he'd be dead.
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He's she's with her father.
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Rest in peace.
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I don't want to know what they're doing but they're probably singing a bad country song.
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Probably like oh let's go to Hawaii.
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And then Michael's there like hey.
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She's like god.
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Can you imagine heaven with all these people.
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Oh my god a childhood celebrity like me.
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Like how do you explain walking into heaven being Lisa Marie Presley.
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I didn't really do anything.
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I use my dad's name for everything.
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I sang a few songs but I was on heroin like hardware.
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I think you could see at the Golden Globes.
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I think as you can tell.
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I had a rough go at the end.
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I had to wear long sleeve.
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I had makeup on that was cake like I was like I was in a fucking casket already.
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She was like a Costco cake with all that icing.
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She actually looked like a corpse to me.
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Oh I love that white icing though.
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I know you do.
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Fuck it is so good.
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I know you do.
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Oh fuck.
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I have an announcement to make and I haven't even told you.
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Okay.
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It's really kind of stupid.
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It's just gonna be another failed attempt at creating a community but we're gonna try
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it anyway.
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How's that podcast going that other one you have.
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I haven't even put it out yet.
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I have the episode ready.
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What I need to do with that one is just talk and not edit.
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Okay.
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But the problem is that I was like I get when I'm by myself it's really weird.
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I don't know.
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I don't know what's happening.
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I do want to.
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What's your announcement.
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My announcement is that I'm making our website better.
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And by that I mean I'm creating a message board for adult content.
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Oh I like that.
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And I know we had the discord.
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We had all this.
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But it's easier just to go.
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Nobody knows what discord is.
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No.
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Even I was like discord.
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So let me join.
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First let me download.
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Then how do you use it.
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So I made up a new like also kind of like exclusivity club.
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Oh.
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Because I was thinking actually last week when I edited did you notice whenever we got
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to a certain point I put the yes.
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This time if you are part of the not well society you can see that part.
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They're going to see our nudes.
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Well it could.
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But I'm saying they would hear the story that I'm telling because I left it very because
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remember I cut out all the stuff about like my.
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Yeah.
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Your person that person.
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But like if people subscribe I could see who it is to some of my mom or anybody else.
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Did I do like a tree.
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Well you're not coming in here.
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Okay.
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But it would be exclusive club.
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It'll be like I think I just do it for free to be honest to start and maybe like just
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start.
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But I really want the message board to kick off.
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There's a if you ever have time go to just us boys dot com.
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I like that.
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That's not our Web site.
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Oh okay.
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So I was like is that a porn site.
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Yeah that's the first ever site I ever went to.
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Boys.
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Oh wait that's no it's just a date site.
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No there's a message board there and that I like coming out and I see it on Reddit now
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too.
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First of all Reddit.
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Yeah.
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That's good.
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Like it's a good way to meet people.
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I used to love them so I'm like bringing them back.
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So sorry Discord and sorry like Patreon also we're doing it ourselves and I'm tired of
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like waiting like I'm tired of using these like things that are like oh join our Patreon
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so they can know you're just gonna join our club on our fucking website.
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I have an Instagram like created a Patreon.
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Yeah.
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And I'm like I'm not gonna pay right.
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It's like I don't I already pay to see on Patreon.
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And that's what kind of like so we've got to make it just kind of like exclusive in
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a way that like mildly.
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I just really want to get all the emails called a lead magnet if you will just want dick pics
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like let's be real and that's real and the ladies are invited as well.
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They are a very big part of it.
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Lip pics they can send their no there's no vagina pictures but they can send their straight
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husband dick pics.
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We do accept those.
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Oh my God I would love that.
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How hot would that be if they because some girls are really comfortable with it like
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yeah here's my husband Dick he's just swinging around helicoptering I'm like yeah like give
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me a minute I gotta go touch myself because I'm noticing something about you and I don't
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want to say it but I'm gonna say it.
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Turn that turn that way again.
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Oh no.
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Girl.
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Is there a gray hair.
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Oh right here.
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Oh no.
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You have a few.
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Oh no.
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You're going fat ass.
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You have hundreds.
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I know but I'm just talking about you now bitch.
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We know I'm old and fat.
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It's your turn.
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So anyway that'll be coming the the not well society.
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You can join it.
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Just go to our website but like right now it's not there so don't go yet.
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Or maybe I'll have it finished.
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You can go to Justus Boys to get an idea.
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So if you go to Justus Boys that's where I like went when I was trying to come out of
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the closet I would read these like posts like that's also what I want to get.
19:31.840 --> 19:34.920
I want to get kind of back to our roots of like people can post their stories about coming
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out people ask questions about like and women too because women have to navigate.
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Honestly.
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Girls women have to put up with us just to survive because they're not going to be able
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to put up with straight men.
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No they can't.
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They can't.
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Like straight men are not ready for this.
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They're so terrible.
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And when you think about it they're terrible when you really like it's hard to encounter
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a good straight guy.
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And when you do when you do you're just.
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They end up disappointing so attracted to them.
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It's like you can't even hear them talk.
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And then you realize wow they're nice dumb as the rest like when they do something stupid
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you're like.
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And then football comes up.
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I thought you liked me.
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Now if you want to watch football I'll blow you while you watch football and that's fine.
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Just leave me alone.
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Like I don't even have to talk to you.
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I've recently found a lot of like glory hole porn which is pretty convincing because like
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some of these guys are like.
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No they're straight.
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A lot of them are straight.
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A straight man.
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A lot of them don't know they're being filmed.
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We've said it time and time again.
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A straight man just wants his dick fucking wet.
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Yeah.
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He doesn't care about the whole gross but he doesn't want to see the whole necessarily
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if it's a guy hole.
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He doesn't want to hear you.
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He doesn't want to see you.
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But if there's a hole he's going to fuck it.
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That's and that applies to women.
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Actually a mouthful doesn't really know.
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I know a difference between a man and a woman mouth.
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I'm really based on my experience.
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Women's are usually smaller and they don't know what they're doing.
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We're guys we're like we know how to like really choke it down because we know what
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we like.
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Right.
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It's different when you have it yourself.
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It's different when you're pussy.
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What is this?
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This is our voicemail of the week.
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Voicemail of the week.
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This is the voicemail box for.
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Not web.
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Voicemail.
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Great to voicemail.
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Voicemail I guess.
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Yeah it was a voicemail.
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I left a voicemail.
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Straight to voicemail.
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It's great to hear from you.
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Yes how delightful to hear from you.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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How nice to hear from you.
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How nice to hear from you.
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We got a really good one actually.
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OK.
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People are.
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We've had good voicemails.
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I've been pleased with the.
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We've been pleased.
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People.
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With the reception.
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Our number is 614.
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721-5336.
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I can't remember.
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So that's because of the marijuana I'm addicted.
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OK so we got a call and actually I'm not going to say it out loud but we might just stop
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this place in Salt Lake City because it shows the company.
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Oh yeah.
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You need to fucking go.
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I mean I don't want to think that we're stalking but I think we would be kind of fun to be
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like we are.
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Hi.
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You need a puffy.
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I'm in a second.
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I can tell.
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I feel like I'm shaking.
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Oh God my puffy.
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It's puffy season.
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Dude.
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Dude.
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Need a reason.
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I need a big puff.
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Oh they're really big right now.
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Yeah I was going to say wow that outline.
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OK ready.
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Yo what's up.
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I heard y'all are coming out here to Salt Lake City for your ski trip.
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Super excited for you.
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I was just curious to know if you've ever been here before and if you're prepared to
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potentially meet a Mormon.
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Be careful.
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There's lots of them out here and enjoy your time.
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Snow is amazing.
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I was just skiing today.
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Oh my God.
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First of all he sounds hot as fuck.
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Yeah I'm like wait.
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Second of all he listened to the he called on Wednesday at five which means he listens
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to the so he's a regular.
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He's hot.
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We didn't get your name but honestly if you want to message that number I'll send you
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a shirt or something because you sound hot.
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You sound.
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But not only that like even if you're not.
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Maybe you should come to Park City to the mansion.
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Literally.
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I mean I mean honestly I think it just needs to go through you the approval process.
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Yeah.
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I just need to get up there.
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Period.
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Period.
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But so I'm a little nervous now though.
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Like what does that mean meet a Mormon.
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Like I don't know.
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Like well my favorite band is from Provo Utah.
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They used they were ex-Mormons and they left the church and they got like excommunicated
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to take off their long johns and left Utah.
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So yeah I learned that the only underwear the holy garments.
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I mean Bobby.
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I know things about Mormons because I June.
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Did you fuck a Mormon.
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Did you become a Mormon.
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What did you fuck a Mormon or did you become a Mormon.
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You fucked a Mormon.
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Do you know who's an ex-Mormon that I like.
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It's like no one when I say you can't have tea because it has caffeine.
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I mean I mean think of this like think of these things.
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They have baptism for the dead.
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OK.
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I didn't know that.
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Yeah it's performed in temples on behalf of the deceased individuals who did not get the
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opportunity to receive the right during their lifetime.
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What if they just baptize everyone after they die.
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They're like you know what.
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Let's just put some water on that.
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The whole world is going to be Mormon now retroactively.
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Like why.
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That's what they're trying to do.
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Oh my God.
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You mentioned like pouring water on all the graves in America like we're on a mission.
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Everyone's Mormon now.
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I'm not afraid of Mormons but I actually when I think of select city and Utah I think of
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that little girl that got abducted by that fucking.
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Remember when she was like a kid she was blonde and that everybody thought the dad did something.
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Yeah.
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What's her name.
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I'm having Mormon fear tingles like oh yeah.
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Like these people these people call themselves prophets though they can do that.
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They're like God.
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Yeah.
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It's like well that's exactly it's an American religion where basically you're making John
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Smith even.
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Yeah something which is weird.
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He fat he like dug up the new Mormon Bible in his backyard.
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Is that the whole Book of Mormon.
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Yeah.
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He found the Book of Mormon is backyards and Angel told him was there and literally he
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had like all these like brother in laws and like family members who are the only other
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people who could read it or watch him read it with stones over his eyes like it is the
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wackiest shit you've ever heard or could ever even imagine.
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And it's like don't make fun of everyone's beliefs.
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Not nice.
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It's like no.
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This is fucked up.
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Again going back to grooming is I'm not saying Mormons are but even Mormons are especially
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fucked up craziness like this story.
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Have you seen them at like there's interviews on Tick Tock where the people be like would
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you rather.
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Would you rather die a horrible and excruciating death or watch a porn video.
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I just die.
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Scrooge in death.
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Probably die.
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Die.
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Horrible excruciating.
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Die.
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Watch a porn video.
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Horrible death.
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The first one die a horrible death porn video for sure I'd rather be alive.
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I would rather die a horrible excruciating pain death because then you'd be a legend.
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Probably the second one.
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Sorry.
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Yeah.
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Drown.
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Drown.
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I mean I don't really want to die but like I don't really want to watch porn either.
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Watch a porn video.
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Probably die and excruciating death.
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Are you kidding me.
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That's obvious.
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I'd watch porn video.
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What is your favorite swear word.
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Um I like the dick.
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I like the dick.
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I like the dick.
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I like the dick.
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I like the dick.
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Shoot.
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Shoot.
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Yeah.
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Like shoot.
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Yeah.
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Shit.
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I like the s word.
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The s word.
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Yeah.
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Shoot.
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I say shoot.
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Shit.
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I really I really like the s word.
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Okay cool.
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Do you have an alternative.
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Yeah the d word is fun.
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Dang dang it.
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Gosh dang it.
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That was that it dang it.
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Yeah gosh dang it.
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Dang.
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Dang it.
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They give them like these weird scenarios but they're like kind of like it's either
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would you like would you save your friend from dying or would you suck a dick or like
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it's something weird like that and they'll always choose like it's that's not a good
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example.
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That was not a good example.
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I was like wait did they ask for it.
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I'll find out.
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I'll actually play some.
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What does that say suck a dick.
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No but it's like they'll be like I what's the worst word you say and someone like fiddlesticks.
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I can't.
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I think this is so cringe but my first exposure to Mormons was Angels in America which is
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an amazing play.
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Like everyone should either read this I mean you can read it but I just watched it.
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It was like on HBO.
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I think it still is.
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But I was in undergrad just barely out of high school.
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Those were some problems for you.
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Oh yeah.
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No it was a great time to watch it.
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But that's when I was like wait Mormons are like this.
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And I'm not saying it's 100 percent accurate but it's pretty made me look into it more
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and read about it more.
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You fucked up.
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Then when I was in my 20s I did go see Book of Mormon.
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Yeah.
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And you did.
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And it's hilarious.
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I feel like I read some problems.
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Yeah I did.
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You were a full blown Republican for a while.
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They were called Left Behind those books Left Behind.
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Yeah.
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I read the Left Behind books like six or I think seven of them maybe.
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I don't I read a lot of them and I had them and then I threw them all away after I realized
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like wait a minute I was brainwashed.
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That's what it is.
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We're just all brainwashed.
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I'm not afraid of a Mormon whoever you are whomever you are.
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Whomever.
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I'm actually kind of excited.
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You just want to see some hot guy in long johns.
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I want some Mormon dick.
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I do.
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I know it's fresh.
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There was actually a really good really nice my hair is fuck.
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They probably don't shave their pubics.
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No I think they want to be trimmed for the Lord.
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No thank God.
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I think they everyone should be trimmed for the Lord.
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I think their body image they have to look good for the Lord in case they die.
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Absolutely.
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Go to Mormon heaven.
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By the way everyone gets their own planet after you die when you're a Mormon.
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So like the father gets a planet and then like his whole family that's baptized gets
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to go to that.
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You are like.
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So families stay together when they die.
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But the dad is always again it's the white leader male that somehow one that is God in
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the next life until the 70s.
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They said black.
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The official doctrine was black people came from Satan and then they said black people
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were OK.
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Like the 70s like oh it's OK.
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Black people are fine.
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So that I'm just over it.
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That was the whole goddamn thing.
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I feel bad for people.
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It's kind of like Scientology.
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It's like in the same vein to me.
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Oh yeah.
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You're like making up books and you're you know.
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So anyway thank you for calling.
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And everybody call us because that was a great feedback.
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That was a great.
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We've had two weeks of like feedback and I like that.
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And we go to Salt Lake.
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If you would like us to meet up with you let me know because I don't know who you are.
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But we have a mansion.
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But we have a mansion on a hill.
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So thanks for the call.
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I have a topic.
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I have a few to I have a lot.
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No that's all.
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Oh my God.
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OK now this is something that a phrase I heard and it just like drives me nuts because I
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don't think it's real and I'm not shaming anyone and bring this up.
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But the term accidental pregnancies.
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Have you heard that phrase before like oh it was an accidental pregnancy or I accidentally
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got pregnant.
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Yeah I've heard people say like it was an accident.
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And that's my question is like how is it an accident.
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Like there are so many.
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You drive your car into a wall.
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That's an accident.
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That's an accident.
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But like you knew you were getting your dick.
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You're getting your dick down.
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Yeah like you're getting dick down and then you're like well we didn't use a condom because
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I'm on birth control and it's like well how effective is that.
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Did you take it yesterday Becky.
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And I'm not like I said I'm not trying to blame the woman.
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It's also the man's fault.
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Oh the man needs to pull out because I've heard men say it too like what got her pregnant
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on accident or something.
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How well it's not how because you shot your load.
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Yes pulling out right.
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Like you didn't you didn't even try.
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But then it's like there's the morning after pill.
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I mean there's condoms coat hangers there's coat hangers.
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There's you can still get mail order abortions and every small down the stairs.
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So I'm just wondering like why people are still using that phrase if you think so you
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don't think there's any accident.
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I think pregnancy in general is an accident.
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I mean I don't think anybody's ever really going to get something they're trying like
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oh we you.
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I mean I don't know what even they tell you like an IUD is not 100 percent.
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They tell you vasectomy is not 100 percent because I know people.
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Yeah I know people recently.
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But if you know someone and I know someone who got pregnant with vasectomy is and or
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I.
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Think then so it's not that rare is it.
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Here's the thing if we all know people who that's happened to it's like OK so even if
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it's 1 percent it's pretty common.
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I mean so one in 100 ladies out there I don't know how you guys do it.
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I would never I would never have sex.
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I would have I would take Plan B every time I had sex the next morning I would be like
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Plan B Plan B.
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Can you imagine like that's like us getting plan B like getting it.
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You almost did it.
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I mean it's like it's like you getting some serious disease.
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It was an accident.
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It was an accident.
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As I was taking eight cocks in a row I was bleeding out my ass hole.
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You skipped your prep for five days in a row and or just don't take prep ever.
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I'm not on prep.
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Why I'm not sexually active.
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That's the tea and that's the tea because I'm not I'm literally you're literally not
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dead.
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I know I'm actually kind of excited.
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Oh you still have holes.
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Wait what are you excited about.
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I want to get excited.
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I also had a suggest.
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I don't know if I told you that there was a suggestion this week that I go see a psychiatrist.
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My dad all right.
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Your it's happening.
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Your mental health is rapidly deteriorating to the point where I'm not sure you're going
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to make it to the trip.
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But like this is the trip.
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But I think I'm actually kind of excited about it.
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Oh my God what if I end up in a padded room.
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I'm like come save me.
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I'm not excited.
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I'm actually really excited because I know because I think I've been just letting the
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general doctor tell me what I can take and it's almost like trial and error where a psychiatrist
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will be like you're angry all the time and you want to have sex.
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Maybe there's this over here and this combination but these other doctors don't really deal
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with that a lot.
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There's going to describe you Lexa Pro symbol to Prozac Zoloft.
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I mean like now I'm not trying to know.
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I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer but here is what happened to me when I had a psychiatry
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referral because there are no psychiatrists anywhere and they're like impossible ever.
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It not only takes forever but so the referral was sent then I was seen by an Ohio health
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psychiatry nurse practitioner not a psychiatrist.
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They're all over the place.
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And so I talked to him for an hour.
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He's like OK great at the end he's like great.
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That was a great talk.
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I was like he's making it sound like it's ending.
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And then he's like so I'm going to put all my recommendations in my note and then I'll
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send that note back to your primary care doctor.
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I'm going to pick bullet points like what I would recommend to do first then second
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then third and fourth.
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And I was like so what I go so I'm not going to see you again.
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He's like no no this is just like to help.
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Hydrises is medicine.
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Yeah it is.
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But it's like normally not talking to stay like Matt has a psychiatrist that he sees
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every few months.
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I think some of them are like both like some right.
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Do both and a little bit of talk there.
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I think a lot of them are just do medication.
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Well there's not enough of them to do both like they can't.
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A psychiatrist cannot sit down with you and do psychotherapy for an hour.
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They don't have time.
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Well they should actually just they have 80 patients a day.
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Like it's a problem they start teaching then therapists like how to diagnose or like how
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to like recommend even.
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And then somebody else can look it over and go that sounds like a good idea because they
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know you the best.
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They're really like my psychiatrist has got me on lock.
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OK because I trust psychologist.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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My second call my third.
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I don't even know if it's.
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Yeah because then it's like are they a psychologist or are they a licensed there.
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I think they're a therapist.
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I'm not really actually I think she might be more like she went to school for psychology
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and yeah because she was like a social worker.
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She deals with kids and trans people and OK.
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I mean my favorite therapists were not even psychologists they were just therapists but
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like I mean not just it's just you know she knows how to keep it real with me.
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Yeah.
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So anyway I don't know how we got.
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Well I am proud of you for going.
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I think that's a great thing big step for you.
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But there aren't really pills that are going to make you horny again.
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So you're already on one that is like not sex neutral like another especially does
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not cause you weight gain.
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So it's like I feel like I was hornier on some ball to though and that's like a hard
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core and it shouldn't do it.
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That one should be right.
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But I was like happy.
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OK.
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Oh wait.
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So OK.
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Do we wrap up the accident pregnancy or did I just cut in like a psycho.
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I'm dumb.
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I mean you semi cut in but it's fine.
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Like I just feel like I don't think there's anything we ought to retire that phrase.
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I feel like when you get pregnant it's like oops I got pregnant not even an oops.
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It's like yeah you did.
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Well you know what you're doing here.
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You're having sex.
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If you put a dick and he's a pre comer.
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Oh there's a lot of there's a lot of little semen in there.
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Little tiny sperms.
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You might be in trouble.
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I would I would get a girl pregnant.
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Yeah I wouldn't.
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I'm a pre comer.
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I would be like I can't come.
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You would.
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I'm like are you good.
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I'm going to pull out again.
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I'm going to pull out again.
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OK so did you hear about Prince Harry.
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So I know he wrote a book.
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I know this like memoir.
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OK first of all they need a drink.
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Yeah I mean first of all can make it.
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I mean listen listen they don't want to be they don't want to be for everything.
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They're on all the media shows.
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They're they've given interviews to everyone.
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They don't want to make them.
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They don't want to be in the spotlight but he's writing a tell all book.
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I mean and I'm fine with that.
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All.
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So I heard him reading out loud his book and there was a little section on when his penis
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was frostbitten for William's wedding which we can play.
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My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized.
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The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan.
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I've been trying some home remedies including one recommended by a friend.
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She'd urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream.
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My mom used that on her lips.
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You want me to put that on my todger.
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It works Harry.
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Trust me.
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I found a tube and the minute I opened it the smell transported me through time.
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I felt as if my mother was right there in the room and I took a smidge and applied it
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down there.
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My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized.
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To me the last place I is why are you telling us that you were thinking of your mom while
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you rubbed cream on your dick.
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That part is the I'm I'm confused.
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I have questions.
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I have questions.
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I have.
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I don't even know the word was Todger.
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Todger call.
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He is a Todger though.
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He is.
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Todger calls a Todger.
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So first of all I am really upset.
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How did just his penis get like get frosted.
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I read more about it.
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There's like a pillow that they were supposed to wrap around their dicks and he didn't even
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have any training to go to the polar North Pole.
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And so I want to see what a dick pillow looks like.
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I think it just like wrapped around like a flashlight.
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I'm like yeah.
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It's a flashlight.
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They're like stick it in here.
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I have concerns because I used to think the what is his name officially the Duke of Hazard
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or the Duke of Hazard the Duke of Wellington.
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Harry Oh I didn't know.
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I don't have a title.
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No he removed it.
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But like well anyway Harry was a Duke.
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I'm looking clue.
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I had dreams about his penis.
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Oh because he's ginger.
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He's got a pink dick.
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I didn't think of that.
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Not pink anymore.
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Oh is it permanently.
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Well I don't think I guess it is said that it healed.
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It just took time.
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That's what the doctor said.
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It's going to take a long time.
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Can you imagine the world can't lose another pink dick.
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The world can't have a prince with an ugly cock.
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Like poor Megan.
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Well they're all inbred.
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He might have an ugly cock.
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He might.
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It's one of those.
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His pubic hair is probably straight.
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Oh God.
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He's so hot to me though I would let him fuck.
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Yeah.
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Even with the front spin back.
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With or without hair because it's we're heading towards bald.
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Well that's fine.
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That's not a problem to me.
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I'm not sure your penis is really ever healed properly.
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Like I'm a little bit concerned like I said.
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We need to have Megan.
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Megan Megan come on the show.
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Come on the show.
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Tell us about the car.
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We need to hear about the talk.
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Post put it on our new forum.
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Post your 7 2 1 5 3 3 6.
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We need to hear about this.
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Todd 6 1 4 is the area code.
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Yeah.
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Todd.
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Like what the fuck is that.
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Is that a real phrase.
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And I told you it was being my Willie was very hard.
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Todd.
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It's like OK first of all British people are weird.
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I'm sorry.
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Like I told you I know that everyone's like oh their accent is so hot.
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I'm like is it.
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Is it.
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Or is it just strange.
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I think it's just like a girl.
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First of all just say your cock or your dick.
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Cock or your.
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I'm so you.
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And you went so.
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So.
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Say your cock or your.
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Say your goddamn cock.
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Me.
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I can speak country.
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How about that.
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You know I can really get over here.
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I need some jam.
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I need some jam gala cutting if you really want me to tell me about chicken biscuits.
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I want some chicken biscuits.
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I love a chicken.
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Anyway.
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Yeah.
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So I was really just like you're not worried about the part where he says and it reminded
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me of my mom.
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So I took a little bit and rubbed it on my toddler.
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I mean it's kind of like when I masturbate with sweet pea with a lot of harsh fragrances
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and chemicals and bath and body works I would not jerk off with that.
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I use your little.
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That's a chemical burn waiting to happen.
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Well I guess my toddler might have.
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Oh and you did have a chemical burn because you were like dad what's happening to my penis.
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That was after I masturbated seven times in a row and there wasn't any cream and I didn't
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use any lube.
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OK.
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Well that was like it was like your high.
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Oh God.
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It's like does it even feel good at that point.
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I don't really know.
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You're so horny as a teenager like you don't even notice your hand is burning your car.
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What I would give to have that.
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I know.
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Oh I know.
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This is the world like all I want is that feeling.
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I never get it.
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I know my dreams.
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I've been having my dreams.
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I know I definitely know.
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OK.
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So that's a good sign.
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Yeah.
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So I think I'm actually getting horny again.
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But as you get older and start to die everything switches to your dreams because you can't do
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anything physically.
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So it's like you just dream about it I think.
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Is that well think about it when you're old and you can barely walk you're not thinking
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you're going to you can't go.
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You're conscious.
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You can't walk around London.
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You have to dream of traveling to London.
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I know.
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Can you imagine being like so when you're old you're maybe you're just getting older and
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you're going to dream about sex only.
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Great.
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Oh yeah.
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I forgot to tell you this.
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OK.
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Sorry.
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I'm not trying to change the subject but I had night terror.
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You had a night terror.
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Bad.
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How bad.
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This was Monday night.
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Oh so I because I was hungover probably still.
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You were.
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But I was.
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I woke up in like I woke up.
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First of all I have narcolepsy.
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I'm almost like fucking for sure.
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I think I have narcolepsy.
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Like I think it's pretty official.
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Did I tell you about this how I woke up and I stood up in front of the dresser and I was
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like first of all I couldn't catch my breath.
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I was like.
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And I couldn't swallow.
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Those are the two feelings that I had.
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And then I and then I came to then I was like where are you standing in front of the dresser.
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I was standing in front of TV like right where my dresser.
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Oh this is bad.
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This only gets only gets worse.
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This is bad.
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So then I like.
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Oh no.
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I got back in the bed I was quivering I was shaking because I was like freaked out.
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I woke myself up and Michael was like are you OK.
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And I remember every time I'd have a night terror and he asked me if I'm OK.
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I'm always embarrassed.
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I was like I'm fine.
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Like I know I just had something happen but I don't ever want to admit it at the moment.
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So I'm like yeah.
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Like you idiot.
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Like I act like he's the dumbass but I'm the one that's standing in front of the TV.
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I wish he could have like woken up and filmed it.
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Honestly I actually thought about putting a camera in my room because I feel like.
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You do this regularly.
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You're going to go.
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You're going to be the person like who goes down in the kitchen starts eating everything
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and then wakes up like what happened down here.
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Did we get robbed.
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Maybe.
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No.
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Bobby woke up.
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Bobby woke up.
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Wow.
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Peanut butter graham cracker.
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And because I didn't want to have sex I wanted a graham cracker.
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OK so your next subject.
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OK my next subject is and we'll just touch on it briefly hopefully but as we know Kevin
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McCarthy gets elected speaker.
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We still have the Santos person in the house who completely lied and made up a resume and
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his boss the Republicans are like yeah.
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And he stole from people and used dark money to get elected and lied.
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The thing he he lied about his family surviving.
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But he lied about Kevin McCarthy.
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He's like this is he introduced this guy as Kevin McCarthy's like right hand man whatever
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the fuck.
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I'm sure Terry or something and got money from it.
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Use this person and was like yeah I'm like he's if he's gay he's the most evil gay that
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ever he probably is gay.
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He's like a union on a Friday night.
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He does look like he is early.
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He's with the other ones and he's when does the drag show start.
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He's the early one.
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Ten p.m.
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He's blocked at 10.
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It's 7 a.m. like he's out to one and then he stumbles home.
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That's it.
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And we all know those people.
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Oh they're everywhere.
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But yeah so they take over.
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What's their first bill.
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I'll give you guys like anything that would help people.
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Oh no they were.
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It was wasn't it.
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It was to defund the IRS.
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OK so what does this bill do.
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They're trying to take away funding that's already been awarded that this bill does nothing
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basically even it's all just for show.
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But what it does do is if it were passed it would add to the deficit one hundred and fourteen
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billion dollars because they want to take away money from the IRS so they can't audit
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their rich funders.
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That's what they really want.
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OK right.
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They want to keep their money.
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But last year one of the bills that was passed was to get the IRS more money because they've
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been the same size audit that a lot of these 70s the IRS has not grown.
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Meanwhile what do you have.
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Look around you have more and more very wealthy people who have complicated taxes who constantly
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got for that they dodge taxes.
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We pay everything we have to pay because we don't want to go to prison.
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These rich people find ways to do it.
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There's loopholes.
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Put the money on this island.
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Oh buy this.
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Let's buy this house.
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Let's invest it here.
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Let's invest it there.
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Let's invest it there.
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So rich people are doing all this shit to avoid taxes.
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A bill last year finally passed to say OK let's give the IRS more money so they can
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do audit on the top one percent.
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The IRS even said if you make less than four thousand dollars a year you're not going to
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get audited more frequently.
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We're not looking at your taxes close more closely.
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It's for the top one percent.
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So the Republicans passed a bill to defund the IRS because they don't want their donors
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looked into.
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But they say they're for the working class.
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They say they're for the average American.
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Like Republicans it's a joke.
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That was their very first bill.
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And now their next thing is they want to stop.
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They want to decrease the deficit stop spending.
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They want to cut spending.
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They're not even joking about it anymore.
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They're actually talking about cutting Medicare and Social Security right now with inflation
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high people are not able to afford things and Republicans want to cut Medicare and Social
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Security.
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But they just passed they just passed a bill that would add one hundred fourteen billion
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to the deficit.
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But they want to cut spending.
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Yeah like you're not going to add one hundred billion to the military as well.
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They want to throw it in there like they don't make sense anymore is what I'm hearing.
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I am sick of it.
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Did you not see that there was Laura.
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Laura Bypert was like whatever her fucking goddamn name is.
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She was at the one almost lost by firing votes.
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Yeah she was at the metal detectors as they were trying to tell you I saw that.
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I put it on a show.
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She's like Nancy Pelosi's in her house anymore.
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Why are you so against metal detectors.
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You can't walk through a metal detector.
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Why the visitors have to.
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But you don't want to.
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It's a shitty shit.
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Like why do we have to do it.
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Not the people's house.
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It's not the people's.
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It's not.
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It's about these fucking idiot assholes that just literally think that they run everything
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and they do run everything but like they don't care about you.
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They don't give a fuck.
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They work for their donors.
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They don't.
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I remember when I was watching Marj Taylor Greene was like looking at these two like
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you guys went behind my back now.
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I was like wow something that you do.
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Yeah it happened.
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What goes around comes around Marjorie.
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Cover those arms like I said last week.
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I really hope Trump picks her to be his vice president because he's running.
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He's considering her.
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Can you imagine.
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Can you imagine.
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Because all the crazy psychos would go vote for them and suck votes away from just like
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a regular Republican.
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Could you imagine debates though.
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It could be so great.
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Between Kamala and her.
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Oh destroy absolutely destroy.
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I mean.
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Kamala will destroy.
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Now I will say.
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I'm not 100 percent pro Kamala.
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I'm not 100 percent pro Biden.
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I'm not either.
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I'm actually like I and I want to make an actual comment.
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OK make a comment.
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So we found classified documents Biden had at his Corvette or like all of a sudden all
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these documents are popping up.
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If he is doing something shady he deserves to be prosecuted looked into whatever you
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want to do.
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I love it that the Republicans are like thinking we're going to be like you can't do it.
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Now we were like like the system of government a special counsel.
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Go ahead.
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Do it.
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We don't care.
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And if he did something wrong then he gets to be punished.
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Period.
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Can't be president because he's not going to be prosecuted.
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Well look at Trump.
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He fucking got away with murder basically literally the things that he did and operated
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he operated a hotel for profit out of a government building in D.C. and foreign people would
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come there foreign governors and governments would just come and spend money there to influence
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Trump.
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Are you OK over there.
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Yeah it's just like this is kind of starting to hurt.
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I was telling people about this.
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That's my little comment on the current political situation.
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But yeah I'm all for a special counsel to investigate this shit.
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It's apparently it's very common for government workers to have classified files and forget
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about that.
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And that's the differences are Trump was asked to return them and wouldn't and wanted to
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keep them.
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And Biden was like I'm being like oh so they found shit.
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But I'm just like I know what I know.
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What do you.
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I guess a classified document we think of something like you think it's always a gold
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piece of paper that's all my god it's like a fax from somebody from.
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Yeah.
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It's like he just shoved everything in a box and threw it away.
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It might just be like it could reveal the name of a sort of intelligence that's classified
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like some of the thing.
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But who knows.
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It needs to be looked into.
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Look into a bitch.
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We don't care.
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We literally don't care.
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Look at literally don't buy it is disposable.
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We can find another person to run for president.
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We don't.
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It's like OK move on.
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That's how I feel.
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And period.
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Yeah.
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I have other things.
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I do too.
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OK go.
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So Colleen at work lover she said she came in today and she goes I have something for
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the podcast that I want you to do.
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I said what.
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Oh no.
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She said I want you to listen to a song and react.
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OK.
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It's a print song.
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It's her favorite song.
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OK I know.
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It's called P power or P control and we're going to find I'm just going to play like
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a little bit of it and I want to control.
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Yeah OK.
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I think I know what that means.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Interesting.
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And I went to his house when he was like this is what he did in this house all day long
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like this sounds cool.
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I know people have but this is he didn't care.
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I did this outer space theme music when I was in the special commensurate and brave
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pero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciado is.
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OK I do like a dramatic beginning.
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Oh yeah.
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Good morning ladies and gentlemen boys and motherfucking girls.
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This is your captain with no name speaking and I'm here to rock your world with a tale
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that will soon be classic about a woman you already know.
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No process of your brain.
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Pussy control.
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I like it.
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Who's telling this story to boys and girls.
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Well it was the 80s.
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Your initial thoughts right now.
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I need to know Colleen needs to know your thoughts.
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No no it's just awful intro.
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The thing is the intro didn't really match the beat that came in.
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It was like it was like oh and then it was like.
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We're telling a tale to the boys and girls about pussy control.
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I mean but I do like the beat and then I like the.
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I do too.
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I like that.
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I like that part.
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So I like like the general gist I guess.
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And now I'm gonna go to the middle like where the breakdown is potentially.
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Okay.
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You like that.
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Yeah.
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He's got that pussy in control.
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It's good.
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Pussy.
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One more verse to the story.
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I need another piece of your ear.
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I want to hip you all to the reason I'm known as a player of the year.
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Cause I met this girl named pussy.
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At the club internationally.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a fuckin pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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Okay.
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Bitch you can dance to that.
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I don't hate it at all.
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I don't hate it.
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I could dance to that could get easily get into that.
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I belong.
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But I mean if but I'm just telling you I would immediately skip it if this if I heard
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the start that was time and I would be like No sex.
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This is why I will.
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I would listen for 30 even like the first 20 seconds. I would be like skip
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See I would have stayed on the first the thing about I feel like this is gonna be a really deep moment
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I feel like you can rinse. Oh, I knew you were gonna say I was like you think you're an artist
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Okay, I am an artist
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It's always after we know but here's the difference. Oh great now my favorite
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It's always after we but then you start that you have grandiose thing
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No, but it's not even that it's the fact that he did not like literally it really didn't sound that great
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But because he owned it and he fucking went with it. It was great
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I know I did I go no, that's not good and I could have became a pussy power myself bitch
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I could have found dick power, but I'd be like, oh no, what if my mom hears it? Oh
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What if and it's like and then I start playing the game. Well, what if nobody likes it?
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Oh who cares this most like my earlier about the website like if you build it they will come
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And we want your comm shop pictures, too. Oh
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What's your next thing those are always good, okay, wait so final conclusion we like pussy power
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Yeah, Colleen you're on to something. Can you give us another rec like I thought I hated Prince just because I've never heard anything
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Good, except for that like snow and April song, which is that my favorite Prince song. That's a sad song. What's that?
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I have a favorite. It's the one that's like dearly beloved. It's like yes
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Oh
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The music sounds like an old VHS tape kind of like going in and out as the beginning
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Yeah, yeah
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He's very dramatic I like that
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I guess day day. Oh, we gotta just wait for it. So when you call up that's drinking
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Oh
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Thanks, I want to take my titties out. Oh, yeah
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We've reached that point I love it anyway, that's my favorite that's my favorite one right now
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But I still haven't found so when I was on that
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I'm just real quick when I went on tour that she was like everybody has their print song and I'm like do they
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I think I need to find my prince on but for now, it's that just for now going back to Salt Lake City
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I am a little concerned
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Because on Wednesday, I think it was Wednesday
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All flights were grounded in the morning and we just got through the fucking winter disaster with like Southwest canceling how many thousands of flights?
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And then Wednesday comes along and they're like oops FAA like technology thing broke. So all flights are grounded in the morning
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And like Sabrine was flying but thankfully like she was already gotten to Atlanta because she left Columbus really early and then got to Miami
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A little obviously late like a few hours, but like still got there
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But it's just like confusing to me as like are we supposed to be flying right now?
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Okay, so I don't want to fly like I don't I and and we're flying on Southwest
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To Salt Lake City. So it's like are we gonna fucking get there?
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I think their shit has to like like we're not gonna get there. I think we are
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I think they're gonna now Southwest is like no for $49 will let you fly anywhere. It's just like I'm not booking with you
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I'm not taking advantage of these $49 flights. Why would I?
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So it was a no tam system is what it's called. And that's actually what I'm studying. I know your grandfather was a pilot
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So tell us about no time no time
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So no tam is for the which I got told this should be a regular bet I'm like no Wow
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Mass skipped over it or he wasn't listening. I was like, did you hear him be a pilot? Wow. Fuck you Matt
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So for my drone 107 test I have to learn how to read this thing and basically what it's for is
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It's basically to tell you what's happening in the area without having to be like
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There's a plane flight like they pilot talk is literally like letters in numbers and you can learn how to read it
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It's like the most bizarre thing ever because you're like
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Scattered showers like everything has like a meaning but it's like almost like morris code
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So that went down so they that makes pilots unaware of like what's the what's happening in the future because they get like usually like
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Their route they'll be like, okay when you hit two o'clock
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This is when you're gonna have and that's why when they when they read out they're like weather in the area
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It's updated winds cover thousand Southwest that they're reading that I'm like what they say they're reading all that out
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It's all based on numbers. But that's why they kind of so that's why they do the
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Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I'm reading the little thing now and I forget how it works
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But I mean that's really no tam no tam. Okay, so so that broke down so yet another breakdown
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It's just like so you're just scared to fly. I just don't know what we're flying. It's like, okay. Are we are we gonna make?
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God's hands
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God's hands God's timing is always right
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I mean, yeah, I just how do you feel about flying? I'm a little bit you don't seem concerned at all
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Which is making me more concerned
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Minneapolis was fun
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We'll make it and I'm like we're gonna get there at 5 p.m. That day
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Everyone else is gonna be waiting to get into this house of yours
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I think the difference is is that Southwest fucked up during a holiday? Okay, and a holiday can really busier it is busier
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So that's number one number two, although we are flying during Presidents Day weekend, but um, yeah
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But also the other like to spin that though. I feel like I feel like they're gonna be extra
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Cautious now they're gonna be over public relations. Yeah, they cannot fuck up
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But did they like officially update their IT system that failed? No, but you know when they used to like slide the little things in
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That's how these they're still on that system
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They don't have like when they put a new city up in a new time and like slide. Yep
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So apparently there's no hub for these planes like if you fly to Columbus point to point that one can go from Columbus to New
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Hampshire right like Delta to Washington where I don't write here to here like goes
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Minneapolis back Atlanta. Yep, Minneapolis, Atlanta
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Columbus Atlanta, yep, then if you go want to come from Columbus you go Columbus Atlanta, Minneapolis
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But they all have these points of like where Southwest apparently is just like a free-for-all
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so that's why it's hard for them to then it's like two guys pricing the room being like, oh
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We gotta reschedule this flight. Like I mean, I can only imagine like I schedule stuff at work
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I can only imagine it's like almost like archaic. I feel like
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So yeah, Southwest you need to step up your pussy. I know you think it's I don't want to be late
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Like I don't want to be late. I have I'm I'm worried, but I'm also confident. I'm confident. I like this
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I appreciate I do I'm confident because I feel like they cannot fuck up again
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And if they do it's gonna be a major problem. They're gonna get fined and all this shit
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So they're gonna do everything in power to not fuck up and because it's not like a legit holiday
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Yeah present and say okay and yeah out west is probably popular because of skiing and that's fine. But in all reality, there's not
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tons of more trap
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I was trying to listen. I was like I just lost track. There's not there's not that high amount of travel happening
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So like they're gonna be able to reschedule if something happens
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They could have a wiggle room. Yeah, more. Thank you more open flights. Maybe yes more pilots. Okay. Well, that was nice
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Thank you. You've reassured me. Thank you. That's cuz I'm sitting for my test
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Like I want to take it like I forgot you went back to school. That's a bold choice. Well, I'm not going to school
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I'm sitting on my own
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February or February. Yeah, I'm gonna take it on the
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Eighth I think oh, I gotta start studying February 8th, I think
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Well, I've seen a lot of drone pilots. So I'm sure you'll pass cuz like they can't all be smart
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Hi, by the way, I was looking at jobs and like yeah, can we get in you make like I mean you can make $40 an hour
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Yeah, a drone and now they have these things where they just did it like a few times a week
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You could be right I could be an independent contractor
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I'll film your house, but it's gonna cost you $500. Yeah, what are they gonna say now? Yeah, I'm gonna say now
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But then I have to make a flight flight plan and that's why I'm
01:00:05.680 --> 01:00:12.520
That time drugs, oh my god, yeah, they're like you can't be in this car being this car
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Oh, I didn't think of that
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No, if you have your own know, I do have your own company though. If you start an LLC or some bullshit
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I don't even know how it works. You're gonna be running start your own company and then it's like you don't have to test yourself
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Yeah, exactly, but the FAA can shut you down. Oh, really FAA is like pretty that's why I thought that's Pete Buddha judge
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Like he could literally come knocking you would fucking love like Pete. I'm in trouble
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Hey stin at home now that Chastin's back at home with the twins. I'm in trouble. Oh Pete. He's probably hot
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He probably fucks. Well, I think he's probably got a big dick. He's very calm
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I don't know if he has a big dick, but I think he knows how to fuck
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Do you think he's a dark-haired pink? Yes. Okay, cuz he looks very pale and chase all the pink chase
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I don't be surprised though. I wouldn't be surprised though
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If we have a little switcheroo in the household, you think Chastin's a top. Have you heard him talk?
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Exactly. No, yeah
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Chastin has a top from Michigan or Chastin as a top Chastain
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I don't know. Can you imagine Pete though like getting railed down? He'd be like, oh no way. He'd be so uncomfortable
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He'd be like first of all, he was a soldier. I'm not really gay like soldiers are not bottoms
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Are they I don't like to think of them, but a lot of them are my mind will break
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I cannot do it there and this is gonna be so bottom shaming
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But I don't care we do it all the time. I can't stand yeah a hot man
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Who then all of a sudden pussies up? No, like when you're like, so that motherfucker. Why don't you fuck me?
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No, I don't want it no it's done it's not hot it doesn't fit my
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Heteronormative framework, it's not gonna be hot. Well, that's the problem
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Is that we're all looking for a straight man because we all like do you not realize our trauma like our internalized homophobia?
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I like for it to be hot. It has to fit into that. Sorry. Sorry. I can't heal myself completely and also find attractive porn
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It's like I just needed to fit the mold if you want a hot big muscled top and a tiny little
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Twink bottom who's already femme like that's it and I really want my hole to work again. I wish I could bottom again
01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:25.480
Honestly, it's so much easier just like it's so it was so easy to lay there. Oh, it's so good. Oh fuck. Oh, wow
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Inside me you're so big. Oh my god, you could just be like, oh, oh, it's so big. Fuck you wanna
01:02:37.040 --> 01:02:42.760
Like everybody has their buzzwords like oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, mine's like come inside. Oh, yeah. That's it
01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:44.480
I do a turn I go
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Boom and then all sound I feel like I can say name. Yeah, and you knew he came
01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:51.580
I could do that to any guy. Oh my god. Are you gonna come? Are you gonna fuck?
01:02:51.580 --> 01:02:53.240
Um, I want you to come I want you to come inside
01:02:53.240 --> 01:02:55.640
I want you to come for me is the phrase that would do it
01:02:55.640 --> 01:02:58.920
I want you to come for me and then they're like, oh for you, baby
01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:04.720
Oh god, I'm like literally come for me. Oh, yeah. Oh
01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:07.840
It feels like you're getting close. Oh
01:03:09.200 --> 01:03:11.760
There's coming your asshole and then you have to go and then you go to the bathroom
01:03:11.760 --> 01:03:15.200
You have to be degraded and sit down and flush the children. Yeah, it's like
01:03:16.080 --> 01:03:17.960
There's no way around
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Sorry
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It that right there that ends up. Oh, I'm I'm isolating that
01:03:24.160 --> 01:03:25.720
You do it great
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It is the most horrifying. I remember that I remember doing it and being like, well, they heard all that right?
01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:35.040
Well, you can't silently get and get came in and then go sit on the potty be like and then you have to come out
01:03:35.040 --> 01:03:37.040
And be like hi
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Out back you guys didn't know but now you do he's like here's your things. Yeah, it really sounds like a big old
01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:44.400
Flappy pussy in the wind going
01:03:45.640 --> 01:03:51.480
With little raindrops on the toilet water if you were to take a really flappy pussy like mine probably like this
01:03:51.480 --> 01:03:53.540
Oh, you would have a flappy pussy with that
01:03:53.540 --> 01:03:59.400
So them a leaf blower and you put it towards that pussy on the side. It was going back and forth and waving it
01:03:59.640 --> 01:04:04.760
Yep, that's what's like the shit outcome ladies and if you haven't done it yet, you should try I know some
01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:11.200
Honestly, they queef outcome so they know what it's like if I'm being honest if I was a female. Oh, well, what would you do?
01:04:11.200 --> 01:04:12.920
I probably do anal
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Yeah, I wouldn't the guy has a sensitive area and it's like there's already like a flora in there like a biome of the vagina
01:04:19.760 --> 01:04:23.340
I don't want to fuck it up with a penis. We can't fuck up that pussy my pussy
01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:27.080
See my pussy does not get touched by dicks
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I kind of think I wouldn't want it like that's why people get BV and all these other like STDs is cuz like
01:04:32.740 --> 01:04:37.660
The vagina is like precious and then you're putting a dirty dick in it and then it ruins it and then it really
01:04:38.260 --> 01:04:43.860
More like oh dirty Diana. I were a woman you can fuck me in my asshole
01:04:43.860 --> 01:04:48.300
That's it if I was a woman, but then think about a little your asshole probably is it's way tighter
01:04:48.620 --> 01:04:50.340
Yeah, cuz I was a giant hole in front of it
01:04:50.340 --> 01:04:54.500
So it's like it's like just barely there and all the signs are like go to the big hole go to the big hole
01:04:54.500 --> 01:04:58.220
No, I was like I want you to do that. Sound of gross
01:04:58.220 --> 01:05:03.520
Well, actually one of our female friends a mutual friend did say like when she did anal
01:05:04.220 --> 01:05:09.420
She was like, you know, like it I could feel it in my front hole
01:05:09.420 --> 01:05:13.540
I was like you could women and she's fingering her pussy then she feels it
01:05:14.100 --> 01:05:20.140
The walls not big. It's a thin wall between the really gross rectum and vagina. So like it's not gross
01:05:20.140 --> 01:05:23.220
It's actually part of life and it's where we all came from really gross
01:05:23.220 --> 01:05:26.780
We all came from a pussy all the sex is gross when you think about it
01:05:26.780 --> 01:05:31.660
Oh, absolutely, like talk to a straight man about two men having sex and they're gonna be like talk to us
01:05:31.660 --> 01:05:36.540
Rose talk to a straight man about a vagina. They literally don't like it. They don't know how it works
01:05:36.740 --> 01:05:42.300
They don't like there's blood coming out of somewhere. I'm like who they call that. Um, you're getting your red wings
01:05:42.900 --> 01:05:47.460
Matt used to always talk about getting his red wings. Maybe you can shove it up my pussy and
01:05:49.980 --> 01:05:51.420
Sundries
01:05:51.420 --> 01:05:53.420
My son that's hot too
01:05:53.420 --> 01:05:59.820
Then you need to go first because I had to go first last two weeks of one week. Mm-hmm. Check the tapes
01:05:59.820 --> 01:06:03.980
well, this is gonna be interesting for some of you to hear I
01:06:05.740 --> 01:06:08.900
I've said this before but this week in particular and
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This is why I'm also stressed. I think and also really grumpy
01:06:14.060 --> 01:06:15.380
if I
01:06:15.380 --> 01:06:17.380
This goes for anything
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If I take the time
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To have something available for you that could give you an answer to something
01:06:25.180 --> 01:06:28.940
And you don't use said thing and I'll give you an example
01:06:29.900 --> 01:06:34.180
I'm gonna fucking snap. Yep, if I send you an email
01:06:35.220 --> 01:06:39.200
That is literally the most detailed I will ever be
01:06:39.960 --> 01:06:43.420
Okay, like I'm really putting some effort into this. I think that's why I'm getting so pissed off
01:06:43.680 --> 01:06:48.040
Yeah, and then you ask me questions that are it happened again today. She's like
01:06:48.040 --> 01:06:52.780
Oh what paypal what service you have? I'm like I gave these people listen
01:06:52.780 --> 01:06:58.140
I didn't even send the email and I was getting pissed and I actually mean like a visceral responsive like right
01:06:58.140 --> 01:07:01.940
Like what the fuck like because I'm literally sitting there going well
01:07:02.420 --> 01:07:06.700
This is someone who doesn't normally stay super organized. No offense. Like look at the room
01:07:06.700 --> 01:07:11.900
Well, I'm just saying like read the room a big thing. It's the first group trip that you've done
01:07:11.900 --> 01:07:17.380
It's not even your place trip. So it's like it's like you are you are prepping you are prepping
01:07:17.380 --> 01:07:23.560
These emails are detailed. I was like, oh, he already has dinner reservations. Oh, he already knows where okay here
01:07:23.560 --> 01:07:24.780
Oh, he already has the times
01:07:24.780 --> 01:07:31.000
Oh, he has a like a chart with the times of when people arrive what cars are coming what time like it's everything
01:07:31.000 --> 01:07:34.340
Oh, oh, here's some I'm ordering two shirts Venmo me at this
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Send it here $20 each what size send it now. I'm gonna order these. Oh, that's the other I was like reading these emails
01:07:40.860 --> 01:07:46.180
Like okay, this is easy for me for someone who can follow instructions. It's fucking easy and it was great
01:07:46.180 --> 01:07:50.940
But then other people are sending things in the group chat like like no email was sent like nothing
01:07:50.940 --> 01:07:56.960
So when are we having dinner? So what days are dinner? We shouldn't do dinners like later that I'm like, they're already been for
01:07:58.700 --> 01:08:03.540
Month ago they were booked a month ago really pissed me off and I know and I know why said to my face
01:08:04.020 --> 01:08:10.500
I'm not reading those emails. I like to be more I'm like don't come but you have to what do you want to be more?
01:08:10.500 --> 01:08:13.420
When it's gonna be a jam-packed crowded fucking week
01:08:13.420 --> 01:08:19.080
There's 13 people going to a mansion on a hill I've got you during an event where there's tens of thousands of people
01:08:19.220 --> 01:08:22.100
Coming to this for this and you're saying at my aunt's house
01:08:22.100 --> 01:08:25.540
I can't have you being a scallywag walking up a fucking mountain
01:08:25.620 --> 01:08:31.760
Yeah, I'm being like some man was walking up and it's cuz I know literally there will be no reservations
01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:35.620
No one will be able to eat at a restaurant this week unless they have a reservation
01:08:35.620 --> 01:08:41.500
No one will you to walk into any restaurant because all the dumbasses are gonna go here and be like, oh, I want dinner
01:08:41.500 --> 01:08:46.420
Let's go get dinner there. No, you can't they're booked booked and they're both too busy because it's gay
01:08:46.420 --> 01:08:48.140
See we call the games are going to the restaurants
01:08:48.140 --> 01:08:55.980
Okay people fly from all over the world for gay ski week like literally Australians Europeans South Americans like everyone's coming here
01:08:56.780 --> 01:09:02.020
Swedes, yes Nordic Iceland's the skiers the winter people so yeah
01:09:02.020 --> 01:09:05.640
No, if you if you put the time in to send a detailed itinerary
01:09:06.260 --> 01:09:09.420
Multiple emails to say and at the top it says please read this
01:09:09.420 --> 01:09:11.420
It's literally I'm like, this is not a suggestion
01:09:11.420 --> 01:09:13.420
This is if you're participating in the trip
01:09:13.500 --> 01:09:16.700
You need to fucking read it and understand it because it makes me a little nervous
01:09:16.700 --> 01:09:20.140
Are you gonna read the rules to the house? You won't not we're in playground
01:09:20.140 --> 01:09:22.500
But we're not like spilling things on the carpet. Oops
01:09:22.500 --> 01:09:26.660
I sat on the couch and was eating a hot pocket 2 a.m. And the hot pocket got on the couch
01:09:26.660 --> 01:09:32.520
This isn't our place in our place. You can't afford to fix it. No, like that's why I said if you break it you fix it
01:09:32.520 --> 01:09:36.840
I'm sure that'll get some of they don't read it. The furniture is probably from like restoration harbor
01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:40.580
It's like a $30,000 couch. I can't afford this shit
01:09:41.140 --> 01:09:46.620
So we're not we need to follow instructions read the emails, but this applies
01:09:47.780 --> 01:09:51.020
Okay, so to add on to the whole layer just real quick
01:09:52.620 --> 01:09:57.380
Literally everyone but you and one other person
01:09:58.340 --> 01:10:05.460
Sent me the money day of but didn't tell me their fucking size and I literally write and bold
01:10:05.460 --> 01:10:10.940
Please let me know your size shirt when you send me the money on the to Venmo. Here's my Venmo
01:10:10.940 --> 01:10:15.500
Like how I attached it to the Venmo. I was like little or larges. That's what I wanted
01:10:15.500 --> 01:10:17.500
That's what I was trying to say. Here's the money
01:10:19.180 --> 01:10:22.580
Because I know because I know if I were in your shoes I would be freaking
01:10:23.420 --> 01:10:28.700
Stressed I'd be pissed at everyone who doesn't follow my instructions cuz I'm like no one cares
01:10:28.700 --> 01:10:33.080
So if you don't care, why are you coming and I get it people have other things going on in their life
01:10:33.080 --> 01:10:38.100
But like put a little effort just a little this trip is free for us. We're not even paying you're not
01:10:39.180 --> 01:10:41.180
in ski out I
01:10:41.220 --> 01:10:43.220
Man, I don't know
01:10:43.220 --> 01:10:46.260
Like they don't they're gonna walk in and go what the fuck they don't get it
01:10:46.260 --> 01:10:50.820
I spent four thousand dollars on lodging for four nights in Aspen last year
01:10:50.820 --> 01:10:51.060
Yeah
01:10:51.060 --> 01:10:56.580
Like I went to Aspen in February and spent four thousand dollars on lodging and it was a one bedroom
01:10:57.100 --> 01:11:01.660
Like loft. No, it wasn't a bedroom. It was a loft style place. We slept up in the loft
01:11:01.660 --> 01:11:04.060
It's for ski and ski out it that's how much it cost
01:11:04.300 --> 01:11:08.520
We're going on a trip where we have ski and scout lodging and people can't read an email about it
01:11:08.520 --> 01:11:13.380
If we pay for this it'd be $10,000 a night. We could we couldn't yeah we for this
01:11:13.380 --> 01:11:18.460
No, the size of house and what's there? There's some fucking movie. It would be more. Yeah, I can't wait for that
01:11:18.460 --> 01:11:23.620
I'm making everyone everywhere everything. Oh, I love that movie. I want to cry again. Yeah, I want to watch that
01:11:23.620 --> 01:11:27.580
I'm making people. Okay, that's a good idea. We got to watch like movie. No, we need to have movie nights every night
01:11:27.580 --> 01:11:32.820
I'm so excited. Go along with like the like we're gonna be able to go to the sauna
01:11:34.340 --> 01:11:39.780
Movies like they don't understand how this is gonna I think some of them are just a little delayed and they'll get there
01:11:39.780 --> 01:11:45.700
But I told Matt that this is about to be a life-changing trip that we'll never forget and never be able to repeat unless we go
01:11:45.700 --> 01:11:49.060
But I mean, I'm gonna like we're gonna literally you're gonna have I'm gonna have to make an annual mall
01:11:49.220 --> 01:11:54.540
No, we have to annual media summit at the hill. This is gonna be maybe when you're maybe once I'm on Giorno
01:11:54.540 --> 01:11:58.420
I'll be able to ski next year cuz I'll be fucking 80 pounds lighter. You will be able to
01:11:58.940 --> 01:12:03.620
No, you just need a good lesson like Matt and Emma are gonna get I just need not I need to wear pants like this
01:12:03.620 --> 01:12:07.380
And not just the star pants with a one-day lesson like Matt and Emma
01:12:07.380 --> 01:12:10.740
I think I could see you have I think you could now easily
01:12:10.740 --> 01:12:16.020
I'm a little heavy and lessons are gonna I'm gonna start an avalanche. You could do a you could do a half-day lesson
01:12:16.020 --> 01:12:18.220
It's a hundred and seventy dollars. That's it fucking
01:12:20.020 --> 01:12:21.500
Then I was so
01:12:21.500 --> 01:12:25.620
Devastated just don't I don't think I'm ready. Yeah, the thing is you could do a half-day lesson if you hate it
01:12:25.620 --> 01:12:29.040
That's it. That's all you paid for if you like it the next day you go to Deer Valley
01:12:30.380 --> 01:12:32.380
$25
01:12:32.980 --> 01:12:38.580
I know I'm like that's like $200. I'm like that we get to go to we get to go to two mountains
01:12:38.700 --> 01:12:42.940
He gets it cuz he knows how to do he's listens. He remembers Aspen
01:12:42.940 --> 01:12:46.900
He remembers how much of a privilege it is to ski it that that's the thing is like skiing
01:12:46.900 --> 01:12:53.100
Most people don't get to experience this very privileged and in 50 years the snowfall might not be around to allow people to ski
01:12:53.220 --> 01:12:56.980
So we have to appreciate it now. Just go there and just stay at the mansion
01:12:56.980 --> 01:13:02.620
Oh my god bad one other quick little note about did you know what so far is by the way?
01:13:04.120 --> 01:13:09.620
Financing yeah, because we went to I went to so Phi Stadium in LA how I saw Bon Iver there
01:13:09.620 --> 01:13:12.500
Okay, okay. How the fuck do you name a stadium?
01:13:12.500 --> 01:13:17.060
After a company that is stealing money basically refinancing loans
01:13:17.060 --> 01:13:23.020
Yeah with students who are being fucking robbed for their expensive horrible education
01:13:23.060 --> 01:13:28.060
Yep, and you're gonna put your name on a building. What could you pay off? What could you know?
01:13:28.420 --> 01:13:33.860
What like how much did they pay to get their name on a giant stadium in the second hundreds of millions?
01:13:33.860 --> 01:13:37.540
Hundreds of millions city in the country fly into lax and you see it
01:13:37.540 --> 01:13:41.780
There's an advertisement every time you fuck Alex. Anyway, I just thought about I know
01:13:41.780 --> 01:13:45.220
Wow, I didn't think about it and then I heard somebody Heather McMahon
01:13:45.940 --> 01:13:51.800
Phi Stadium, I'm like so Phi I get mailings from them all the time how every other week you're paying for that stadium
01:13:51.980 --> 01:13:56.660
But why don't we just take that money and help people pay off? I'm done. Anyway, I'm forgive debt
01:13:57.860 --> 01:14:02.660
Do you know how easy it would be for them to just be instead of raking in billions in profit every year?
01:14:02.660 --> 01:14:05.940
We're gonna forgive all that debt. It's like oh you could do that literally
01:14:06.100 --> 01:14:10.940
That's why Biden is like smartly like we can just do this by the way listen Biden with all his issues now
01:14:10.940 --> 01:14:12.940
He's got to legalize marijuana before the
01:14:13.580 --> 01:14:19.620
We've got to get that done. Let's get it done Sundari. Oh my Sundari is I'm walking around at work
01:14:19.620 --> 01:14:26.220
I'm walking around, you know shopping going to the grocery store. All I see are fucking credit unions
01:14:26.220 --> 01:14:28.800
I want to know why everyone and their mom has a credit union
01:14:29.620 --> 01:14:34.120
What is a credit union? Anyone can start one and it's like the Air Force has a credit union
01:14:34.140 --> 01:14:36.300
We could start a credit union not well union
01:14:36.300 --> 01:14:39.940
But I'm trying to figure out why like why does everyone want a different credit union to be like?
01:14:39.940 --> 01:14:42.580
Oh, I work with this credit union because that's my jobs credit union
01:14:42.580 --> 01:14:44.980
And then I go to this credit union and I growing up
01:14:44.980 --> 01:14:49.980
I had I used a credit union briefly and my hometown, but then I'm like, I want to like an actual bank
01:14:49.980 --> 01:14:52.380
I think it's a credit union
01:14:52.380 --> 01:14:56.100
I think it's like a smaller version of a bank, but they take your money and they invest it
01:14:56.380 --> 01:14:59.820
Like it's something to do with that but like but it's like a union. I'm not sure you have
01:15:00.220 --> 01:15:05.260
Yeah, I'm not sure because when you finance with like they'll be like we can check the finance unions or whatever
01:15:05.260 --> 01:15:07.740
I'm like credit unions. Yeah, I'm like, oh
01:15:07.740 --> 01:15:14.300
I just I'm getting annoyed because it's like there's too many banks and too many ATMs like why we have banks anymore. I
01:15:15.020 --> 01:15:17.020
Why do we have paper money bitch?
01:15:17.620 --> 01:15:19.340
Why do we have change?
01:15:19.340 --> 01:15:24.260
One of these homeless people gonna get a goddamn Venmo. That's you listen actually in China
01:15:24.260 --> 01:15:24.780
They do that
01:15:24.780 --> 01:15:30.220
If you're poor and you come up to me at the car and all business is just hold up their Venmo thing and homeless people
01:15:30.220 --> 01:15:32.700
Can just hold up a vendor on my window. Here's a QR code
01:15:32.700 --> 01:15:33.520
I don't touch you
01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:38.340
I don't want to be near you our code from like 30 feet away and then just send the money like here's a dollar
01:15:38.340 --> 01:15:42.900
We should try it. Yeah, like homeless and have a QR card. I
01:15:43.940 --> 01:15:45.940
Wonder how much you could actually fucking make
01:15:46.540 --> 01:15:51.020
Way more cuz then when you're like, I don't have change. I don't have cash. It's like well, here's my QR
01:15:51.020 --> 01:15:54.900
You can scan it. I never thought of credit. You know, it's a good Sunday because it's so random
01:15:54.900 --> 01:15:57.460
So many credit unions around look around you'll see yeah
01:15:57.460 --> 01:16:01.660
No, I notice it like I was in a hospital the other day and there was like Ohio Health Credit Union
01:16:01.660 --> 01:16:08.140
And I'm like Ohio Health has a credit union. It's a hospital. I think it's for people to get loans easier based on like
01:16:08.700 --> 01:16:12.220
I was part of day air credit union when I was like a teenager in high school
01:16:12.940 --> 01:16:15.480
It was right by our house and I was like he's in I was like mom
01:16:15.480 --> 01:16:19.060
Why are we in day air credit union? Like I realized I was like, what's that?
01:16:19.060 --> 01:16:23.980
I think there was a reason that my parents got a better mortgage through them or something now. I don't get it
01:16:23.980 --> 01:16:26.940
I don't know. I don't fucking know I think to put a bow on this episode
01:16:26.940 --> 01:16:31.820
I think what's happening is we're realizing that literally everything is
01:16:32.460 --> 01:16:35.740
Capitalism and literally we're all being fucked. Yeah, I
01:16:36.340 --> 01:16:41.640
Mean no we are like there's so my government people like by banking people
01:16:42.540 --> 01:16:44.420
There's another their first two bills
01:16:44.420 --> 01:16:48.700
They passed through were about trans people or not know about drag queens and drag queen breakfast
01:16:48.700 --> 01:16:54.500
They're on they can Sarah Huckabee governor of Alabama's first thing. Yeah, I can't to ban the term Latin X
01:16:54.500 --> 01:16:58.300
First of all, barely anyone uses Latin X. I'm just gonna say it like sorry
01:16:59.300 --> 01:17:02.020
I'm just saying when you ask Latino people like do you guys use the term?
01:17:02.020 --> 01:17:06.820
It's like less than 10% of Latino people are like, yeah, we use Latin X. I think it's less than 5%
01:17:06.820 --> 01:17:10.460
It's like very few people nobody cares about like but but that was something of it
01:17:10.460 --> 01:17:15.340
Like that's so in Alabama you have to ban the use of Latin X like how many people in Alabama even use Latin
01:17:15.340 --> 01:17:19.780
It's actually Arkansas, but that's okay. Oh, is it Arkansas? Sorry. I okay and you're from this house
01:17:19.780 --> 01:17:23.340
You have to correct me. I know the whole like the whole fucking bell. I don't think about it
01:17:23.340 --> 01:17:25.580
It's better not to think about it for me
01:17:26.300 --> 01:17:32.140
So yeah, I just the world we're in a very terrible time. We're in a we're in a hard place and
01:17:32.700 --> 01:17:34.700
Rockin
01:17:34.700 --> 01:17:38.780
And you got that pussy control. Oh, yeah pussy control
01:17:39.340 --> 01:17:44.780
This has been the episode not well, make sure you give us a call six one four seven two one five three three six
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Six one four seven two one five three three six. Tell us actually call us about your if you made it this far
01:17:50.780 --> 01:17:55.260
Tell us your coming out story just for fun. We need to hear some I need to remember
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Yeah, I've kind of forgotten like I need to reconnect with reconnect with the community
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I feel like I've healed a little too much for some of these things
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I need to like read a real real it all we're getting too old is really what's happened. But anyways, yeah
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Well enough of that make sure you subscribe and I'll watch this on YouTube because if you're not you're being dumb as fuck
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We're listening to another episode. Goodbye. Goodbye
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