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I'm really not sure yes, yes, that's why I said I meant this. Oh, honey. Yes, Queen. Yes. That's how you do it hunting. Now hide that fucking wire because you look like trash. Oh, right. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of not Well, I am Bobby. I am Jim. I'm fat. Well, we know the shot. I feel like I'm not like we need to get like, last shot. You're in the shot, bitch. I feel like I'm in the bed again. Okay, I can't really Wantage. Okay, well, we're back in the studio. We're not in bed. Sorry, but next week. We'll be in bed. Well, next week I won't be here but then the week after that. We should be in bed. Yeah, are you Oh no. You're upset. He's upset. No, not even in bed though. Like we just pick anywhere. Oh, okay. We just do wherever we want. Why don't we do a picnic blanket and good ol Park and just lay out. There's puppies. There's hot. Oh, that'd be fun. Have you ever seen a puppy daddy? The way we got? Daddy's come over. Yeah, like oh, your dog. Lay down here. Take your shirt off. No, think about this before. We're gonna. We're gonna do puppy daddy's in the park. Daddy's in the park. We're having a nice Rosae today. Oh, my hands in the way. It's from France. Speaking of your hands. I do I have my Drew Brees. Arthritis gloves on. Now? Yes, I've seen some commercials about this and the copper and such as I don't make as many cans I don't believe in it. I'm gonna say it. i What makes you not believe in a, I don't think a metal around your hands is going to help your arthritis which is internal. It's just a metal. That's like, I climbed a rock and now I've cured myself with cancer. Oh, girl. It's like, Why have that analogy and I want to know why is it all why? Why is it always a sports legend who's promoting copper because there's several but they get paid. They get paid so much money honey, don't get me started on the whole like payment system and the whole anarchy of our world. I would like to get you started on that. Go ahead. First of all, I just want to make note that we are wearing very Aztec luscious skips. She's like, I'm not getting started. Nothing to say no. Because I've no doubt if you're black. I well, I just blank. I mean, we did go to the east mark and have a cocktail. She's playing by cocktail beer. Two beers, and you had to have your friends because she was black. We're not oh, we're not allowed to talk about that we can. Okay, well, we went to the East market and it is an up and coming market. Empty stalls and empty walls I would say. But great food. And great. Oh, I don't want my glass and great people to I think it was a full lie. And that's fine. It is. No, I like it. I'm just like, it's cute. It is what it is, um, you're struggling today. Why do I always like so I recommend everyone go to the East market. But I think the cocktails have led to Bobby's brain going to functioning and it might be the cocktails and might be the edible. I think it's the copper honestly, or the copper, which we were talking about. And what I was saying was that there's a lot of athletes that do these kind of gigs after like remember George Foreman, the George Foreman grill. Member member I had one I literally have one is amazing. I know. Well, he had to be like an Uber Christian. He had 12 kids but his grilled and his grill was incredible off fuck me with that grill. I use the heat of Jesus's crotch and I grilled that chicken and grilled oh my god it was you know that's cooked perfect and the drip beans would go in that little tray at the bottom and I would just want to take a shot of the drip beans like don't tell anyone. I was a bad girl when I was younger. Wow. As you can imagine, well, you're also a bad girl as an adult and there was something that we need to talk about. Now wait Now ladies and gents to bring that up yet. I just wanted to mention something I was transferred. I was transferred here transferring in honor of Cinco Demayo. I'm wearing this poncho, and I'm also in a

shop, a Native American Shah that is a Mexican Native American. So like minor Aztec or something like my end? Well, this is so inappropriate and we're canceled. Happy Cinco Demayo even though it's past Well, we're only focused on his mother's day, but we got other things to talk about first. I don't want to talk about Mother's days is already gonna be passed. So worried about this. I know what you're going to talk about. I hate it. Well, we got to talk about it. So last week, as you saw we were Kiki. kakak cuckoo in the fucking bad. Oh, as the episode went on, if you haven't watched our YouTube you've got to watch like there's it's like kind of dumb if you don't know fancy you have to watch the YouTube. It's not actually a fan. Like I just saw it. I was like, it makes sense. You'll make understand us better and the way that we make faces. Yeah, no, it's just necessary to see how annoying and dumb I think Bobby is in the moment to understand like, why this podcast is so dumb and wonderful. Right? Like and the way that I would describe is also dumb and wonderful because we really are just who we are. Yeah, and you're blacked out. So works every well. You know what we're going to talk about blackout because guess what, honey? We recorded last week. It ended. I was like okay, bye, Jim. Like, we're gonna go to dinner in like an hour or so. Right? Yeah. Okay, cool. text them in an hour. No response. You're meanwhile jerking off. Watch. Oh, I will be working on the fucking YouTube video. Per usual. I'm always fucking working. That's on me. That's not on you. I'm not blaming society. I'm not blaming anybody that's on me. No, that's our capitalist system. You can blame it. No, but my creative remember I talked to my disability? Yes, your disability or disabled. So I'm sitting there and I texted him at seven and go well at eight. I'm just gonna go to dinner. Like I'll just go to barbecue or something. If you're not gonna like I don't know what you're doing. I thought he was sleeping personally. I really, whenever ever slept.

Okay, so you thought I was sleeping? Well, we always fake sleeping. We do. intermesh Oh, yes. Every time. I'm either jerking off. I'm watching the show. Or I go out and like go get coffee somewhere walk around the block. Oh, oh, puppy. I never intermission I didn't intermission I physically can't. That's the new visual problem is in the CPAP here's the thing. The problem is though, then I work at all day long and I'm tired by 10. Like, normally when you Inermis you do go out till 12 You're like, I want to go out and get a drink. But you're right. Yeah. We so I'm good for like one or two days. That's a That's every day, ma'am. Just two days. No, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. Third day, it's not happening. A second day was even. Okay, sir. Anyway, so all of a sudden I get a FaceTime call. It's Jim. Okay. What the fuck? Hello? Hi. Hi. Can I go? Oh, no, because I can see it in his eye. I see the background is pool full. And he goes, Hi. Like, I want to go to dinner too. And I said, okay, like, we're like, I've been 30. Like, what are you doing? Well, I'm up at the pool top and get me come save me. And I'm like, I don't know if I can say like, I don't know. Like, honestly, I don't know. Sometimes people are beyond saying, Well, I couldn't read you. I was like, trying to read the room. I'm like, okay, like is does he absolutely need me right now is he like asked me because he was trying to like, he was like he was speaking to me without speaking to me. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, save me the poll. And I'm like, oh, fuck, so I was like, Yeah, I go Go to your room and didn't change. Meanwhile, I was like, I gotta go say, I gotta go on that rickety elevator up there and see what the fuck in your room card first if you want to get up there, bitch. So I get up there. And I go around the corner. And who is galavanting and he fucking cool. Oh, let's just say I was being inappropriate at times. Like I had to be told just chit chatting. The men were like, there are children here like that's when you Oh no. Yeah, honestly, we'll get to that. Like men. Yeah, we had nails on we'll get to that wasn't just the nails quickly. Like well get that when people are wearing speedos around me. You know what's happening like drinking. Don't touch don't get your dick out. No, no, I wasn't trying to touch them. They were putting them in my hand. Oh, honey, have you seen this face like people want to want to come on him on it. Still ended up there and he's chit chatting away and Ulsan he makes eye contact with me goes Oh no. Amen to rebel. And I was and he was and I was, we'd been drinking from noon until Oh man. Yeah, like you so time you took an inner mesh. I mean, what does that mean time went on when you tie when I don't have the straight people say but when you when I went on it's like you're tying it on like you are really going for it you are gonna fucking blackout. No. Now tying onto what you were tying one on. I mean, it's just like a saying that says like you're getting fucked up and drunk. Okay, okay, well you would know. So any chapel and I'm like you're not in trouble. I was like, Do you want to go to dinner? And now I'm like, okay, yeah, that's yes. So meanwhile, there's less gays like literally pure saline. They were like they love you. They Oh, yeah, they were like, Oh, my God. I think I was hot. Yes. Oh, I didn't do you think I was like, we should go out with them. I'm like, I'm tired. Well, I told them that I was like, be prepared. Yeah, I was like next player guys because he's got to go to bed. I just, he's gonna order to talk about Uber Eats in Austin and he's gonna go to bed actually was really behave to have my night snacking. I'm just gonna say you weren't good. We even ordered an order anything. We normally would get a pizza or some pizza now. So then I'm like, come on, and we're gonna go we're gonna go to dinner. Jim, come on, get out of the pool. Oh, come over here. So I go across the five foot pool over to the other side of the fucking thing right on the ledge. Some twink meets me and was like, Do you want to fix me? I'm like, no, like, what's wrong was? I don't know. He was talking about he was wearing a skirt getting spanked the night before and it didn't hurt and I feel that it's Philip. I loved Phil should have gotten one of these gloves. And he's the guy who I walked into oil can Harry's and he was getting spanked by a DOM in a jockstrap and a skirt. So his asshole without any asshole asshole was stuck with me. No, he got caught with like he was getting spanked in front of everyone with his asshole out on a stool. He was on a stool. Let's just say he's hospitable. Anyways, he wanted you to fist him. I'm looking at Jim going kicked a book over here. I want to talk to you and let's figure this out. That's your DOM attitude. That's me being a DOM dab. And he goes, I go Jim, come here. And he looks at me dead in the fucking eye and goes, my legs don't work. His fucking legs don't work. Now. I can't get angry. Because my legs never worked. You're always like, go upstairs and get my phone. No, but not even that. Like when I'm fucked up like, honey. Your legs don't work. You're on the couch. No, but my legs don't work. They really your you'll be laying on the couch like it's Oh, I can't move. I can't move. And I'm like, you can't move. I don't like getting high go no movie, because then Oh, I feel like the whole time I'm gonna go no, do I get up? And now that they sell large beers at the movies, like I can't go to a blackout just to go there. Like, do you want to be here? I'm like, I'll take the tall the 32 ounce IPA, the 7%. One thing. And then, during the intermission, when I have to go to the bathroom. I'll get another one. And then by the end of the movie, you're like, Well, it's been three hours and I don't know where I'm parked. And thankfully I didn't drive. And move bring home. You don't ever drink and drive. So I don't know why that's Matt would have driven over. I always make Matt drive. That's the driver. That's my show. We don't have not a driver show. We actually like should we sweep over because we use Uber like and we use Uber like Well Charles our Uber. I said we use Uber we use over Oberlin College, low country ball. Oh, you're bringing back Texas. I just can't I can't stop thinking about Dylan. But anyways, yeah, our partners are. Let's talk about a pardon. Well, I just want to wrap this part up. So trying to distract them from that though. We're gonna finish it. He gets out of the pool. He goes down to his room. We end up going to the most like lavish. Like, it wasn't even that expensive, which is weird. It's called Red ash, red ash. It's like the hottest thing in Austin for Italian. I mean, that's what the people spoke. Now, when we walked in, I said, we're visiting and we'll never be here again. But can we get her to just be like a week out but it's a week out because like I Lars were preserved. She goes even the bars reserved, like it's a week out. I'm like, we'll just put her Hey, I said we'll put her name in just in case. You said something cute. So yeah, it's like, we've heard it so good. I looked it up everywhere. From Ohio. Oh, no, she's and then she goes, she goes, I'll put you on a list, channelized, and we're like 10 to 15 minutes later, we're seated seated at the bar sitting at the bar seated like that like that. And when I say red ash, oh, my God, I'm gonna come. Now while we're eating that great dinner, and it's great. On the way to the restaurant and most left gym for the airport. I was like, fuck it. I'm going home. He was so fucking drunk. Here we go. And it wasn't like a bat. You weren't being you were being Yeah, because I said get heart mouth. I said give me an example of how I'm being mean and you were like you're just being No, you're you're being smart mouth. You're being a little sharp with your tongue. I'm sure I was cut. And then you were like so the only other thing that happened was you we were at that nice red ash and you said something like that day. Acting like screaming. I was like, Oh no, cuz we were drinking there too. You decided to get Margarita there? And I was like, Oh, more bread. Yeah, we need one or yes, no, I think you just had one but one was like for Texas is like crazy with alcohol. I could tell and it's cheap. But anyway, that's all I want to say about that. Basically what I'm saying is that our friendship was tested but yet here we endured, and you're welcome. We endured, we endured now. Okay, okay. Thank you. Thank you for our friendship. Yeah, thank you Austin though, honestly. And we're going to plan our next trip because we decided that this is part of the podcast, like we just have to like, No, we have to travel and if you see us, you should be afraid you should be afraid that we're gonna say something about you because like, don't be a weirdo and like, have these weird fucking miners with you. We're gonna talk about you. Now. The guy that I had sex with after I met him on the rooftop pool last week. He messaged me and he's like, I hope he talked about me on my on your podcast. I was like, Oh, I did. I called him a circuit guy. Which was I love that. No, he was like, I can't wait to listen. I hope he talks about me. Did he listened we know did you convert loved it? No. No, he loved it. Maybe that's why we but he didn't want to get piston shut on. Which is something you said hi, gay. I love it. Okay, good. So I'm just telling you like people to use a surrogate guy then. Well, he's cute as fuck. I'm sorry. You're I know when he walked up there. Okay, but I don't do sloppy seconds. Honey. What's that? What are sloppy seconds? That means? You realize every guy you've ever been with is a sloppy second. No, but I don't do sloppy seconds like you. You have like it'd be like, Honey, he knew he needed to know me. I'm trying to go deep here. Every guy you've ever had sex with? You're a sloppy second. Think about that. Sure. You're always the second and last every person you're with is a virgin. You're a sloppy second. That's crazy. Honey now wow. Speaking of virgin and you look like a sloppy SEC now. I have like a thing I want to play you

know it's about we're going into baggage learn so not virgins but we're kind of questioning who the fuck this person is. Now, let me just make sure that this is fucking connected. Of course I always have to do this in some really really tough time for me. Maybe the copper will help your hands yes and I do feel like it is okay so what we're gonna do is I made a little video

and we're gonna play it for Jim choices.

Oh, Madison Cawthorn you know that Republican congressman who said that Republican colleagues invited him to cocaine fueled orgies

no or yes, that's not sexual perversion. We're asking you to come to an orgy This to me

would like to see a naked body but he does this article is

pushing a ludicrous kind of drag queen on the side. I just got that feeling like

turn my head around for this. This is Are you familiar with how to get serious they don't want people who are going deep into all of my anal walk now.

Now for you honey like a BA into my booty hole. Hiya, God Kia. Kia de la Renta us and it's fine. I need you to Stop overreacting I put two cupfuls Grapefruit Oh, it's because of the cup fold. Now that little cot is in Washington making laws and says that gays are evil. But yet I've seen him in like three situations. I've seen his dick out in three different situations all with men or touched honestly. Now and the one looks like he was in a nursing home Did you see that? But I do have a question. Why are they all blurred? Because I there was a version that's on I guess crack is really hairy. Or you can't see it right? It's like It's like from a they reach back there. Abel yest I know I really want to be like him and just stand up for what I believe in that's what he was trying to do and now me I'm not to be inappropriate but like stand up for what you believe in your name a Madison. Okay, I'm done being able us but I don't really like you your account. You're the one nevermind. Now he is though that's the problem is like so just live your life supplies and when he's catching deck left and right. He is Lady J. He's slapping his deck into his friends faces because that's just what straight men do. It's gross. It's not. I want to tell you something. It's not It's what gay men do. So we know what Mattis Catherine is up to. Yeah, honestly, we know he's Listen, he's a little touch about deaths and a little a little that if you have to get on and do it like a fucking Hi, I just wanna let you guys know I'm not a drag queen. Now he is now we're having problems clearly if you have to, like explain that to the people now I've never met a real straight man in my life who's had to explain how he's not a drag queen. I'll say that. Morphosis is one.

Straight drag queen. Hi, gay was Maddie. Maddie Morphosis not Madison. Cawthorn we're going to Maddie. I was like, what is that name? Anyway, I just kind of who's that it's a drag of the straight drag queen from this year on drag race. This last episode I gay. Are you talking about drag race? Oh, boy. No. You said you've lost me. No. You said I've never heard a straight man. Something something something I said. Do you think about Dragon? I said yeah. Maddie Morphosis is a straight guy that does that. You're just trying to confuse me and to me. Honestly, I think you've confused yourself. But I am still confused about. I just don't know who Maddie morphotype FF is a straight drag queen. Okay, but why? I don't know. You want to ask him? Or her? I don't know. It's a him. He's a straight male.

Now speaking of I actually have another fun video for you. And this is going to touch into our next topic, which really is serious. And we're going to I mean, let me sit up straight. Do you have anything else we need to blow off? But I actually have something. I do need to talk about something. So I'll get back to my situation. Know what's happened in which is what is your situation because you're supposed to be drinking that I am. You're not on sips of that. Like it's a little medicine. Now most medicines ready. It's something that I've been concerned about this week. I need people to focus. Tell us baby. And we all know Bobby, occasionally when he goes out with me mainly after Mexican food has episodes of purging. It's not vomiting. It's unintentional. intentional, but it does happen. And there's video proof that our listeners have seen. And I this week throughout. I cannot believe I'm saying this but I feel like I'm becoming Bobby And this brings us to our Topic. Topic. I'm not sure. Oh, fat. No, no, the topic is weak stomachs. Now, I've always heard this growing up. I've heard certain people say I have a weak stomach. And I never thought what that meant and I thought they were just old. And I thought like you're making this up like, like, even even undergrad people be like, Oh, I can't I can't chug a beer. I have a weak stomach. I'm like fucking goddamn idiot. Well, right. And you know, I'm like, I'm like showing them I'm like watch Law or a shotgun a beer and then like, see, it's fine. Like, I can't do that I'll throw up now. No, ma'am. I'm seeing you go through your travels and travails. So the issue is the four days this week in the morning, I have thrown up at work thrown up. And not from drinking the night before because I had no alcohol the night before. Just no alcohol. Wow. Not wondering. No actually did it. And that's the that's the scary part. And that's what's made me worried and you know, hypochondriacs are well, and that's, that is us. It's always a possibility though. That's us thinking we can have pancreatic cancer or gastric. Yeah, yes, that's cancer. Yes. But also, you're not skinny enough. My mom always said, I'm gonna push that because I am a hypochondriac. But my mom would always say, Oh, no. My Margot. She looked me up at night and go, you haven't lost any weight. So it's not cancer. So every time I'm like, here's the here's your checklist. Okay, everyone, if you're wondering if you have cancer, here's the checklist. Have you lost any weight weight, night sweats? Or is your left on your armpit swollen? Are they they're swollen here it's definitely cancer. Either you have that's a lymph node COVID You got your your lymph nodes. There's this triggers these things that happen that people are like, I don't know what happened. I was I was throwing up and shit for 17 months. And you're like, you have you should have went three and three months. And you could have had an easier ride. Maybe survive. Maybe it was your time? Well, and I'm worried that this is my time because after four days in a row, I was like, you know, wait a minute. Now, one thing I did is I did some experimentation. So I thought you know, maybe this caffeine pill I take in the morning is causing that it could so I stopped the caffeine belt actually made a habit because too much. She mentioned the tummy. So I stopped the caffeine pill. It still happened. Then I thought well maybe I just need something on my stomach and then I did tortilla hips one day, because that's what's on the counter. Okay, so that's, that's okay. That's a choice. I'll just have these tortilla chips. I don't know why I ate a whole bowl of salsa and it blew up the bathroom. I don't know why it was just tortilla chips, and it's just vomiting. It's not shitting. And so then the next day, I was like, Well, what if I try yogurt, so I tried some yogurt. It didn't work throughout. Now, today, I've had a breakthrough. I waited to take my antidepressant until after I had an egg sandwich. And I didn't throw up. So I my antidepressant is causing me to vomit. I think I believe trust and believe. I believe that too, because you aren't has to be and you're not having night sweats. So you would say something, I think, would you tell me if you had nights? Well, what? Why would you tell me you know, I would tell you if I lost weight, that's for sure. We will be able to see and unfortunately the camera adds pounds to all of us. And that's why we are going to be cozy every week matter. Why do you think I'm wearing a Mexican poncho? I wanna have a cooking episode where we just like cook something and chitchat with our mics right? You're making cheese corn and mac and cheese. I can tell from your best mac and cheese. Yeah, fuck I believe you know, you had a jar of Alfredo sauce and 17 types of cheese to a bowl and melt them down. I bet you do make good mac and cheese. Yeah.

I just thought read and wrote and written up and written. And don't forget the block of cream cheese dolloped in at the end, don't do that. But I would. It's probably the other day I was out of milk. So I had to use heavy whipping cream as my milk for macaroni and cheese and that honey. That's the ballgame. He's whipping cream and milk.

Sugar and you'll never be the same. You know, they're like add two tablespoons of butter. I put four. I'm not gonna always gotta go the box of Annie's is like just add one to two tablespoons of butter. I'm like, but for who the fuck is doing Annie's I do anaise Every time you any I've never been bribed. As for for I haven't done crafts since I was seven years. That's why you're having a problem that when you're putting four in that's the normal amount that craft does. That's where Andy's like we're healthy. Oh, so you're I mean, I'm being healthy. Right? But that's what's so funny about the Annie's or whatever. It's like we're healthy here. It's also better for the cows because it's grass fed and organic and we're all dying anyway. So we all have no rights and we don't have any speaking of no rights, something happened this week, which caused devastation everywhere. Well then I really wanted to tie in like I know this is gonna be inappropriate, but like I wanted to tie in a video that I made Okay, show me a video we were talking about gay and we're talking about abortion here. So just like I'm gonna like merge those abortion, the abortion and abortion is a dragline that's here. A Boresha Her name is abortion Clinique now or Oh yeah, okay, tag tagged and tagged and written. Okay?

Not trans identify as a man because I am a man and that's how God created me. So that makes me a man. And secondly, and most important, I wish people would listen. I like girls wait too much to be gay. This just shows what God is doing in our nation. Are you doing medically speaking yes, it might affect me if it's my girlfriend or my wife then yes, it does affect me because that is my child just as much as it is her from the way you talk to you yay. Why are you gay? And that's how God created me. I am very much against things like rape, but just because a woman and that gives a reason no reason by any means to have an abortion grow up make sure you understand and you feel it in your bones they don't care about you at all true

she was not fucking done honey. The Young Turks I love them but yeah, it's like insane this person this little gay boy who's saying he likes women. Like that's our first red flag. First of all you anybody who says I like girls too much I like got so fucking much Oh my god. I went there put days yeah, like honey we all my dog y'all like girls. We did that too. In high school. We remind everyone we all love Carol. I think like Britney Spears is so hot like you can be gay. I like Christina and Jessica Sutton sound like what's wrong? I mean, I like my women. I have their posts on my wall. Meanwhile, you actually like JC Chavez from insane and you want to fuck him? Can I sorry. I was not a JC but I have like you're in a JC you were probably Kevin from Backstreet Boys. You look I remember loving honey, you looked like a nasty as Kevin Carter, not as trashy brother. At the brother though back then can I just say something and it's gonna be controversial. You're not allowed. And I know we were gonna get into the real serious topic, but there's something else that I thought of this week. That's like kind of Controversial. Controversial. Now drink your juice. I did a little bit and I feel like you haven't. Yes, I fucking haven't seen you a single We'll see literally I will go to the camera we'll go to do the straw poll and sipping your tonic water now the fuck was I talking about now? God dammit. Something controversy hell you're like something controversy out. Oh, I came to realization that I wonder if ready. This is a really big Have you ever tried this? Yeah, you're seeing people do this and you're like that doesn't help. Yeah like Britney, it's all my female friends yeah this is Diet Coke they're like look, Dr Pepper and they're like, here we go. And it's like okay anyway it's controversial What if being gay isn't really being gay? What if we're all trans? I told you to be controversial. I'm actually a fan. No, and I was thinking about it. I was like, controversial or interpretable uninterpretable. Like, I don't know what that means. I would think about it as what if? What if we're all really just trans? Gay doesn't exist. Okay, and so how would that play out? Like, I don't understand. Like, if we're all trans, what does that mean? So like, I want to fuck man can because you're a woman, because I'm a woman, but you don't recognize it? Correct. Okay, and now this is. I'm telling you this was way left field. I was like, I don't know if I was high you don't know. You don't know if I was. Well, I know. You're nasil Hi. I need to tell you something. I know. You were I was drugged. You are on Uranus or Uranus that was passed around a different house at Pluto. And that's broke our sign. I just want like, it's fucking stapled like we're on. When we hung this up on me was should we hang a nail? And I was like, I mean, we could we could staple it and then Bobby goes, we could save money grabs and save when before I have a chance you go into the wall. Where's your staple gun? You want to stay with me to the chair? No, but I need to I need three drives. Per usual I am actually a trans woman. Man. Well, I'm a trans Wang. We're both true man. Women. I don't sounds really fun. We're trans women who are straight because we like men. Like what if what if this is like the controversial This is like the is it controversial and insane? This is the trouble I'm having is which? I mean like, is it controversial? It just is it's so out of left field that we can't even it is

out of love. Because if you can't explain it, then I don't even know if it's controversial. I did explain it though. Try again. Like what if sexuality actually isn't real? But really gender is? And so we've related as oh, we're gay because we like men. But what if we're really trans? We're really a woman.

What is a woman I guess? Right. And that's where I know it sounds wacky. I know it's I just had to say it. Like I feel like I had to say that. But then how do the people that we like know that they're men? What if they're trans men? Lesbians are men. So we like men were to actually transmit that. So like putting in such a bubble in sexuality. It's like, Oh, honey, this is your theory. Like don't. Don't turn to me and be like, I know. But you're really putting this in a bubble. I'm like, Bitch, I didn't put this in anywhere. You came up with how much you put in here. I think that's the whole goddamn fucking thing. I feel so fucking high right now that I came in Goddamn. I put into squirts because I kept filling up the thing and it wouldn't fill and then I would turn it over and I'd be like, it's empty. It's really clear though. For like just being it's Rosae that's how mine oh my god, you're being such a drama queen. Okay, so we need to talk. Okay, great. Yeah, some of the things so we're not all trans. I guess. Like, I don't really know. I know. That's random. And I know that's like, not appropriate for the times we're in right now. But I just like I thought I should say it. I'm sorry. Maybe we're all trans. I don't know. I don't know. It's just something to think about. Okay, no, cuz that's a good topic. It's like some of the thing about just think about it and think about what I said. Now, now if you're sober Good luck. Um, but next time we'll talk about abortion drunk. So, it was Tuesday fucking what fucking day was this like that? It was. I think it was Monday. I think it started my week. I think I'm, I'm sitting on the couch. I lay in Eldon ring. I'm like, everything's fine. And then I get a New York Times alert. And it's a it's an alert about a leak from the Supreme Court. And you say it to me right away to you right away. I sent it I literally had a meltdown and I fell into the couch, and I almost started sobbing. But you got to be dramatic and get there though. Oh, honey, I could get there. So Monday comes around, we get this alert. And it's like, oh, are these alerts says on the New York Times we got there yada yada. It's a draft opinion from the stream to the fucking Ouch. I fall into a K hole without the K. And I was like, Oh, wait, let me just read into this. Like, maybe it's fake? No, no, it sounded real. I read it. I was like, this is really real. It's like 90 pages like this feels real. And then I read the logic for why they want to Roe v. Wade. I'm like, okay, so they hate abortion. Got it. Now, why did they want to overturn it? Because we've had it since 1973. So what's their goal here? Like, why are we overturning it now? And they say, well, it's not in the Constitution. And then they mentioned a couple other cases like, well, they mentioned Obergefell 20. For Ferguson. swear they did, but they didn't mention Ferguson. Honey, girl, honey, honey, girl Han. They mentioned Obergefell. They say like, well, gay marriage. And marriage equality is not mentioned in the constitution. So this was also wrong. Women are mentioned in the Constitution gays, blacks, hire people, like none of them know. Pack your bags, bitch, this court is coming for you. And so I went to a spiral. And I said, Matt, like, I don't know why we're getting married. I don't want to get married. I want to leave. I want to move. I don't see a point of it. I say something. No, you can't. So I said, if we're getting married in November, and then we're literally in the next year if some random county clerk is like, I shouldn't have to give a gay marriage license out because I'm Christian. And this court is like, Well, you're right. Gay Marriage isn't mentioned in the constitution. So we're gonna take that right away too. Because fuck you gays. I am going to lose my mind us. Well, it's why did they hate women? Why did they hate any minority? Any LGBTQ, any black person, any brown person. They like power. They like being wealthy. They like having power. That is what these old white gays want. That's what they've always voted for. And that's what they have. And white women have the same sis hat white women, sis heterosexual cisgender heterosexual women, white women. They have the same power as those men because they are adjacent. They've got that power. They've they're right next to their husbands. There's their history heterosexual husbands. Oh, husband, I support you running for our country keeping it Christian. They want. Okay, now just because your man has gone. Oh, my God, you must now. Wow, we had a breakthrough. Maybe that was the anger at the court. Yeah, well, I'm gonna but what I'm really angry about is the fact that nine people which we have not elected are on a court for Life for life. And they could have fucking cancer and died any moment. They could be 40 years old and live 40 years. They could be absolutely certifiably insane. And we just have to be like, Oh, well, they're on the Supreme Court, their wife could be texting her and insert. Clarence Thomas's wife could be texting Trump's chief of staff Mark Meadows to say like, Hey, let's overturn this election. Well, we know that election was fake. So let's just keep Trump in office. How do we do that? And I'm like, well, your husband's on the Supreme Court. But you're texting. We have the tax. We have the transcript. We have the receipt, right? We're gonna have to cut that out. That's embarrassing. We have the receipt. Receipts we ever say I want you to chuck that for that attitude that you just gave up. I just chuck it. I kind of say what I was thinking though. You can check it my I forgot I got here for that reason. And I'll take absolutely all of it. All of it. That's rude. Okay, what I was gonna say is, that's actually why I like if there's any hesitation in marriage. That's why because only this just happened this week. And you've been hesitant about it for years. So has a ton of I don't I never really believed that. It was real. Yeah, but for years, right? I'm saying like, this was this. Okay. Well, when you're on a list of registered, married gay people, and you're sent and the buses come and they fucking take you. I didn't. I can't wait to get on the bus with you. I hope we go skiing. We're not going skiing honey. We're going skiing on some deck. Which now hi gay. Which deck which? Hi, hopefully Madison Cawthorn. Like, hopefully, I do want to get them hard. Hopefully he's in some random concentration camp, which is where we end up in and he's like, I hope you end up in the same concentration. Are you flexing for me? No. Because that was big. Honey. Um, I just have a little tingle. I feel like oh my god. I feel like you just had a moment with me. You're like, I want you to do the same concentration. No, I do. I want I want us to be in not in the same bunk bed but like in the same now. We gotta be in the box. I'm on the top there like ironically. Well, they always put like four bunks together. It's not cute, too. It's not too but do you think I'll do it for the gays too. Like we're on the floor honey. We're We're gonna get beds because they want to stack as many as they can. But honestly, like firewood, I don't know when they're gonna gas it but I'm saying you will be on a list that says you are faring very well. And we have GOP senators right now saying that they want every TV show and movie that has any gay character in it or LGBTQ person in it. They need a special parental warning to say this has LGBTQ in it. This person is weak. We literally can't even exist at this point. Not having a special warning because your existence is so offensive to me and my Christian family. Because we're in a theocracy now. We live in Iran. Iran we got any Iran Bismillah hokhmah Rahim Oh, that was scary. But we're in Iran. Or fucking mir Myanmar. I mean it literally any of these fucky we nicey really we are literally they want us to become a psycho religious country. It's Handmaid's Tale. No, it really, really is. And that's why I watched it, go watch it, I'm ready to go to camp. I said, I Toronto's offer away. It's a diverse, multicultural city. It's huge SAS of how sad that we're thinking about, like, we're crying over heartstopper. How we can be normals is great. And then the next week, we're going to the concentration camp. We're having a move out of the country, we have all of our rights taken away just like that, like supreme court issues a decision. Your marriage is invalid. You're not a good person anymore. You can't exist here. I honestly I'm ready to leave. I said fine. Pack up and go fuck it. I can guess what I'm gonna leave my student loans behind, like peace out of America. $300,000. That's legal in Canada, so I'll be there. So it wouldn't be bad. I'm just saying it wouldn't be bad. It's sad. It's sad. I'm fucking pissed. Actually, like, I don't think we should have to live like this. We shouldn't we live in a country where everyone's rights if they oppose the old white majorities. So sick of actually minorities rights, that's weird. Those are taken to be really weird for me. And I don't give a fuck TED is our parents are now becoming those old Republicans. So really, it's our parents that are causing these fucking issues. And I didn't want to say it. But I think I don't discuss anything with my palate. Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, my the lie that you talk to your parents know about it, the line is drawn. Yeah, to be honest, like, if you're gonna vote for somebody who could definitely vote for me to lose my rights. Don't talk to me. I want to tell you right now, you don't want to talk to me. And this is where, and this is where I draw the line as well. And Matt asked me this. He's like, Well, what are your parents think about this? I said, Matt, I'm not gonna fucking ask them. Why would it? Why would I ask them anything about this? They have voted for these people, who then supported the Supreme Court justices who are now deciding this shit. Why would I talk to them about this? I don't give a fuck about them. I'm sorry. Oh, they were great people growing up. They're good parents in some ways. But then they voted against one of their sons interests. I'm done. That sounds cold hearted, and I don't really care. And I'm not gonna call it No, no, that's what I'm saying is like, our parents act like they love us. But there are just certain classes of parents that really don't love us. Right? They don't act like they'll act like it. The problem is, though, is they don't even know how to love because they didn't love well. The problem is, who don't know how to love but the reality is like, why can't you see what I see? Hello? Hi. I could literally get sent to a fucking camp. And people laugh about it. Like, have you not if you can, right now a teacher in Florida got fired. For saying that she doesn't like men that she's pansexual she's attracted to all genders. So her partner might be a woman might be a man might be non binary. Like that's her partner because she is pansexual. And her kids asked her she didn't like come up to the kids and go, Oh, hey, by the way, guys, have you ever heard of pansexuality? That's who I am. They asked her like, Oh, do you have a boyfriend? She's like, No, no, I'm pansexual. And they're like, what's that? Well, when she told them some kid then told their mom homophobic idiot fucking Mama Bear parent at home. Then they reported in kid don't need to sit through that. That done that done. She fired. And by the way, this was in middle school. It wasn't even that don't say gay law, where it's like K through third grade or whatever. This was in middle school, where kids are clearly old enough to understand this. And that teacher got fired. So it's like if you can lose your employment what's next? Can you lose your house? Can you lose your anywhere you can no more secure ability to go to walk around town. Talk to anyone. Oh, you talk to a kid you could have been spreading your gay gospel to them. You might be grooming them. We got to silence you. It's not that far away. But meanwhile, again, this is for those who vote in our, in our in our own families. They're voting for this. They're voting for this and it's like, how do you not see that this could honestly really affect me. It's not fun. It's already it's affecting people. Why would you want to affect anybody. We're watching it affect people, right? Disgusting. We're watching it affect people right now who are just like us. And then your guys are like, that's not all that's not gonna happen. That can't happen. No, no, it's already happening. It's already there. They don't want us on TV shows they don't want us in movies. They don't want us in schools teaching your children. They don't want us anyway. They don't want us to exist because then they have to explain how it's normal for us to exist. And it has been for years. I do really feel like if you're in that category of like, whatever, you're gay, well, there's a lot of them that are closeted because you meet a lot of straight people. I have no problem with us. They don't care. I said that to my corkage. I said, most passionate people are the ones have sucks and fucking debt. The passionate people. They've sucked dick. They've sucked dick. Oh, gay men are grooming. I'm like, You are a gay man. Literally. Were on Craigslist last week and I sucked you off. Right? And you probably you probably coach your son's little league team and watch them all. Like you are that person that you're saying right is evil. You're that person. And here's another thing. It's obvious just like mine your goddamn business. Well, what is this? The problem with abortion too is like right, like there's no proudest of the fact you're not a full citizen. Because yeah, let me tell you, a clump of cells can end up killing you. It can't be what? It pisses me off because people are gonna die.

Women are gonna die. Or having a shitty as pregnancy. I don't know why I don't know the fucking statistics. I don't know the fucking details. But for whatever reason, this baby is about to kill this this woman if she does not get this baby out. It's about that. But that's I'm trying. I'm trying to like lay it out. I know. I know. Those who are like, on my level. We're like highest fucking drunk. I just love watching you explain this, but you're right.

That's why That's what I have to say not about the topic, but I'm just watching you. And I'm like really passionate about that? Because I really, and honestly, my mom could have aborted me to be honest with you. And hi gay and maybe better off honestly, this point, I would be in the clear like I'm on boarded. Now. I mean, when you don't talk to your family, it's like you're bored. Oh, show you how to break through. Don't give a fuck. You're basically the aborted baby of the family. I was aboard that you lived in there. Like I was alive. I was alive. 20 year old abortion.

Holy shit. My mother had a choice to keep me or to abort me. And honestly, she made the wrong choice she I mean, I've been honest. That's what I gotta read my book choices

should they really feels like honey. Yeah, I was not actually a fan. Need your whacking me. So I do want to say you are right, this will affect the poorest among us the worst because you're gonna die. Listen, Republican mistresses will always be able to get their abortion, the men will always pay for them to travel to California, right, fly to New York City, go to the abortion clinic and get it done. But the people who live in rural Texas and have to drive eight hours to get to the nearest clinic, they're not going to have time to take off work to get childcare for their kids that they already have three kids they can't afford and drive to this clinic and then take two days there to get the abortion pill and then way and bla bla bla bla bla they can't afford all that and they don't time for that. So guess what? They're gonna carry this baby to term and then put it in a document adoption? Well, these pro life people don't give a fuck about the kid have a whole slide I'm gonna let you all these pro life people what have they ever done to help kids? Nothing or the whole system like we don't have maternity leave. We don't have health care. We don't have childcare. What are these pro life people doing to change? You know, rape is bad, but like even if a legitimate rape was your brother alive, it was recent. I can't but if it's come from a legitimate rape, what like okay, like a 13 year old, the word raised by her father has to carry the baby to term because that's a bad day. So they're more concerned. Maybe like, well, the rape happened so it doesn't matter. That little clump of cells they have to carry it to term. I'm What were you gonna say? There she is drinker. Do Shelby. Drink you Jess. What was I just saying though? Something about the juice. Because no, please. No, not that. That's not helping. The only thing that will help you know. Oh my god. I feel like you're just I feel like we're recording me getting drugged right now and that's fine. I'd rather be recorded it because you don't want to watch it later. And that was a really good sound.

This is like the whole I'm probably like so high right now. You're not more than two. It's fine. I get it. I did do it. are you dragging me? I'm drowning. I'm fully fucking drugged right now. Gay couples adopt more than straight couples. They also foster more than straight people. That's the craziest thing to me. So the people who cannot conceive are going to take care of your bullshit that you also give us a hard time for doing because we're not Christian or whatever. Fuck you.

And I'm seriously so fucking mad. I am. It's this whole week has been anger, anger, anger every day I wake up and I'm like, I fucking hate this country. I told Matt I was like, I have no attachments to this place, either. And when people are like, God bless America, I'm like, why we sold the land. We killed a bunch of Native Americans. We had slaves to build our economy. Then we treated the slaves terrible after we freed them. And now we're just like, Oh, God bless America. It's a fucking awful place. We're still doing wars for no reason. Remember, right? So cause really issues. Well, reason Ahmed Hussein has weapon off the map. There's like a march or maybe we're already blown from that movie. This episode doesn't even come out. It's days I feel like we'll be still doing today. We're gonna be on the day. It's only we'll Sunday's in two days. I feel like in two days we're gonna be on the map. I'm not gonna lie maybe I'll try to get out on Sunday maybe we'll just like try to get out to where the moon

you're like we're gonna be we're gonna be blown off the map what the map of Earth Russia is like threatening to like blow everybody up where? Everywhere like they're they're like this they're wanting the west they have like a pro World War Two parade whatever the fuck that means. And they're gonna Yeah, it's like they're gonna be they're gonna be celebrating they're gonna show this when their nuclear arms and then they're and then

okay, George W Bush and then Putin supposed to say like West don't do it. I feel like he's kind of like, Hi gay. West don't do what's the guy? Dude

awesome powers but Dr. Evil I feel like Putin. million dollars like that's Putin. That's 1 billion. Yeah, no. And we're Beyonce. Our fat bastard America is fat back where? Beyonce more Beyonce, the gays or Beyonce? Oh, fuck

I have a good one. But okay. Well, we'll end with mine because you and you went out on yours? Yeah, sure. I'm ready. Okay, now I know. One story both ending or your cover story left? Are you ending before me or am I ending after? Yeah, that's the question all and I'll go first and you and I'll like wrap it up. Great Grandma of our sundries. We do have some stuff, because I just talk about quitting. So winning now. Just scaring you dumb fat. Don't stop. choke me. I'm just really got fun. I know. I'm not actually quitting. I'm kidding. Oh my god, I was teasing you but that also scares me because that's how much I rely on you. So it's kind of scary. No, ow. I think I'm breast cancer. Well, we'll take it out. Time for mastectomy now. Okay, so not obviously fucking quitting dumb ID you're gonna be the one to have to end this shit. We're gonna be well that's the thing is I'm I'm ready for yours. I'm rock hard and ready. There was a story last week that I heard that I'm a little concerned about given our current state of affairs with the fact that the Christians hate us and want to hang us up on the wall their love of Allah. Handmaid's Tale. There's like all of us are going to prison, although not all well, Allah is also evil because he's not Christian. But I heard that there was a little hand play penis play at a hobby lobby in your past. And I was wondering, did you write this? Because and I was wondering where that came from? And why exactly were you jerking off in a Hobby Lobby and tell the truth. I need the truth and who wasn't with and take a sip of your juice first? I don't know. I don't know who and tell us who it was. But you know, you know who was with? You're such a liar. I don't Oh, my God. I was a random This is Craigslist days and it was a hobby highway. And I was like, You still there and it was like when email was kind of big, but I was like you still there and he's like, Yeah, I'm going into the bathroom. I said, that's like I'm not even telling him that I can see the Hobby Lobby from my house. I walk around and then he emailed you I'm going into the Hobby Lobby past his post was like jerking off in the Hobby Lobby bathroom on Alpharetta highway, blah, blah. And I'm like, I live right there. Yeah, this is so fun. Okay, but he wasn't that hot. Honestly, I didn't it doesn't gross wiener that he like jerked it too much. It was like skin was like it was like kind of a gross wiener. But at the actual act was hot and I came. Yeah, but I know what you mean. Like it's the skin's a little dry? Yeah, we've all seen the Wiener where you're like you're drinking too much drinking too much. You're doing too much. You're not doing enough. You're not doing enough. Boil you need to hydrate the skin you need to keep it moist. And that's a tip. And that's the tip of the week. That's the tip. Keep your deck Moist. Moist and make sure you use some Lubriderm too much Lubriderm I used to just fucking Bath and Bodyworks sweet pay baby. I used to steal it from my sister. That way what I still lotion for my sister masturbate with it. It was like sweet pig sweet pea. Like have you been up? There's a lot of fragrances and scents I mean, I would not put that shit on my deck. That's got to burn that you remember that? Actually, what is what caused the slow and growth? It started me. Well, it's daunting this way. Based on what I felt it stunted your deck. And but no, I always use like a fragrance free and then recently I've discovered this brand called cake. I've heard of it. It's amazing. Oh my god. I've even given I've given this loop away like it's the best. It's called Slow. Mo lotion. Slow homo. Slow motion. Okay, slow mouth. So it's like ready for like the slow. Anyways, now what were you going to end on? You know, so anyway, I jerked off at the urinal at the Hobby Lobby, and we both came. Were you both like staring at like creepy blue sweatpants. He's like a creepy, like, I mean, he probably draw so he was facing the urinal. And you were on that Arnold's and he was looking at we were looking at each other in between the arrivals. Yeah. So if you're on the left side, yeah, we were like this. But then somebody came in and we would both print and up. But then how long were they in there? Like when he came in? Okay, so Hobby Lobby. I mean, know what, what else? The Christians were like, there's no really straight. Well, I'm not gonna put people in boxes, but you can. They're putting us in bars, not that many gay crushed boxcar trains on the way to the camps. Now, what I want to end with was something that is that we've talked about at work. And obviously, you know, your opinion on smells too. So get ready. What is your opinion on knowing when somebody comes out of the bathroom? Like knowing it's them? Does it ruin your impression of that person? If you go in there near like, Oh, do you know I'm saying? You don't saying yes. And I would say you all say, I know what you're saying. And it depends on the smell. No, I'm talking like, okay, so okay, at work. There's some

situations in the bathroom where like, some guys like really stank. And it's not just I believe it. It's not just poop though. It's like old whole, like, straight Hall. That's like kind of cakey and like, when you're

talking sound, that's the poop. You're opening the hole. It's like that's, I just got a wall. I just gotta be like, Oh, from that sound. Right. So okay, there's a theory that's going around at work that tells me there's a difference between like, dirty, smelly, and poopy smelly. There's a difference between your asshole stinking like you have poop versus just pooping. Okay, I can see what I'm saying. There's someone who likes something he says difference between the smell of poop in the toilet water and the smell of you like your asshole. Like, rocking crusty, by peppery, peppery? Well, I'm telling you people, some people eat wrong. Some people just eat wrong. And I have some I had a friend. You actually know him. And we went on a trip once again. Well, I'm telling you this. No, oh. We went on a trip to maybe a ski area and the smell that I smelled. When I went in the bathroom was so deathly. That I vowed never to go in the bathroom after him was a very good partner. I will withhold judgment. Actually, I'm worse than him. Well, maybe it wasn't either of you. So was I there? You were there. Oh, the other one. That bad, huh? So no matches or anything. And then it recurred. It happened again at my house another time. And I was just like, so shocked. I I literally was like, well, that person left. 20 minutes ago. I better go to bed. So I'm like I better go brush my teeth. It's been 20 minutes since they left. They were in there a while so I'll give them time. 20 minutes later, I go in there. I'm not kidding you. I got sent back to the age of the dinosaurs. I was like, beyond dead. I literally was like, Oh no, I opened all the windows in the whole house. It was that bad. I lit a candle. I lit a match. I came in In with a sage thing and like, clear the year huli Huli. I literally, so I know what you're talking about. There are just certain I agree with your work people there are certain I don't want to know what you smell like though. Like, I don't want to know what you smell like like I don't like especially if you're like a hot one of the hot ones. Like I don't want to go in after you and want to throw up because if that well never look at you the same again now. Oh, do you have a fetish on that? So the guys you like you want to go in that stinky bathroom? Oh, no, it's not a fetish. It's just that you like, I realized there's something about me recently. Oh, it's a problem. And it's not a fetish. It's just a thing. I mean, I could tell you a couple iniciativa before I slap your face. Right? There are and I don't know if you've experienced this before, but there's like, you know how straight guys like you're around some of them and they like treat your buddy buddy and like your friends and occasionally like a couple of the hot ones that you're like friends with will jokingly fart around you. And they're like, and then you might want to clear the room, right? And then they like waft it towards you. They're like, Oh, don't smell this one. And they're like joking, but you're like, Oh, you like it? No, I don't actually like the smell. I just like the fact that they're comfortable around me. And so when they do it again, I'm in Oh, I'm like one of the guys like you're farting around me. Therefore I want to suck your dick tonight that see that's opposite No, but it's actually happened. Where it's gone quickly from like joking around, buddy, buddy. And then a couple days later, I'm sucking your dick. So I'm like, whenever that starts to happen, I'm kind of like, are you telling me that you want me to blow you or are you just farting? Because you had Chipotle for lunch? For me? Can I can be a dirty motherfucker. Okay, but are the ones shitting and barfing at the same time? Sorry, they've had some problems. You're absolutely fucking Foul. Foul. We know. Me for me. Dammit. We're talking about straight man forest like you're just fucking gross. Like cleaner asshole. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of your dirty assholes. You're probably fucking Republican. You know the people that they're always Republican. Why? In conclusion, in conclusion, inclusion, inclusion well inclusion getting the right for your lives because I actually at this point, it's over. This is our next set before this fall. Like if we don't turn it around. We're gonna have to have a revolution. I'm not lying. No, I'm not fucking kidding you. They're like, Oh, Riot revolution. It's not just going to be like, Oh, I hope nick the next cycle. We elect better people. No, it's gonna be like, You know what, fuck this shit. What are the girls in the gays get together? We would overpower all of them. But we were more where we wouldn't smarter. We're funnier. We're better looking. We have vaginas and assholes, like, and some of our guys have big tits on both ends. Oh, yeah. Oh, our I feel like I have. Do you have breast cancer going? No. It's the weed. Um I have read and I've read about that too. And I'm nervous. These cities are puffing up because he's now trying to get more listeners so maybe I'll just like strip every week. Yeah, Nana what's our sundry? Is sundries sundries is next week we're Focht because I'm going to be gone for eight days into Monday that well actually Tuesday at 17. So if we can do Oh no, I might episode alone. To say a word. Like really bad. Or I could try from Wi Fi in Toluca do a little like I could do like a little love that. Hi, I'm on a beach somewhere. I'll give you equipment. Yeah, I'll give you like, do you have equipment? Do I? Yeah, it's in a greenback and my closet. Honey bitch girl. Fuck. Whoa. sundries for me. sundries for you. Our I hope you survived the night and where's your husband? My husband's out of town. He comes back for a day and then he goes back out of town for another 10 days. And for me. You're in heaven. I hate you. I'm so lucky. You know, it's nice. It's one of sundries. I have slept in my own bed for the past four nights because my partner Matt is snoring so fucking loud from allergies. And yes, I had an COVID tested because I said test yourself. Because I thought he had COVID I got a submarine. So back into loom though. I was like test yourself, honey, honey. And he did it because I've got dict to suck. And he is COVID Negative, but he's sleeping in our stepsons bed because I cannot listen to the story and get any rest. So I'm not seen in the middle of my king sized bed. It's amazing. I'm in the middle of the fucking with pillows around me three blankets on. Imagine that a dog like me sitting there like Oh, it's so great when our husbands are away it's the best I'm not lying anymore when we love them. It's the best way. Are you telling me later when we do love them? We love that we do we really weird. It's weird. Yeah. I love tucking him in in the other bed though. I will say that. I will say that like goodnight will say that. Actually, like, kiss goodnight. Bye. And then I find that my nest and then I'm like, Okay, it's quiet. Yeah, it's been quite an adventure. But we are better away from our husbands too. It's weird. It's weird. We kind of go on a hole. It's weird how we need the reliable deck. But we also need like, a deck. For me. It's more or less like, I just like being around him. But also, it's like a love hate. It's like, I love being around you and I hate being around you. And I don't know what really is actually true. But that's what I think a relationship really ends up being. Well, that's why any healthy relationship it shouldn't be that way. If you love being around each other all the time. You're codependent like you have a problem. If you go to therapy, like you're fucked up. You're like your partner shouldn't be you're on the couch and then we climb into bed together and then we make milk shakes. In the morning. We have omelets. We really have so much fun now that like no bitch. I smelled you in the bathroom the other day I started. No, absolutely. But yeah, so now clusion Oh, son. Are we doing with sundries? I think we are I thought there was gonna be done. I just I'm scared. I'm scared for you walking down the stairs. It's fine. I've had to eat. I'm scared. You're like I had Taco Bell for lunch. I had a choice. You heard it was a choice and get our new merge. Look at our new merch. It's hot. It's hot. If you have tips like these on a Monday, it's gonna cover my block. You gotta get dark Yeah, hi dark and they do actually do and lean back too. And that way they don't sag when you had to have this little sash or whatever. And I would recommend getting this get this light behind you to make you look skinnier and from the back. And honestly though, from our last episode, I really should just start showing my ass. You looked so hot when you're on your side and kind of hot legs and like I was like, once the belly is gone that acid. Honestly, like no offense, but that might be the picture. Thank you for listening. We love you. And we will see you whenever we see you. I don't know what's gonna happen next. I just don't really I mean, I'm sure they'd know what to expect for like, expect nothing. expect the worst and maybe we'll get something good. Thank you. Bye bye batch