Episodes
He grabbed my dick to help me pee, and I’m supposed to thank him?
Send us a text This episode was a whirlwind of chaotic energy fueled by cold brew, deep thoughts on dicks, and unsolicited introspection. Bobby and Jim discuss everything from waking up at ungodly hours, Botox touch-ups, and ...
I was transphobic… against trans fats
Send us a text The episode begins with a chaotic, rapid-fire discussion on current events, conspiracy theories, and pop culture, blending humor, absurdity, and deep frustration over political affairs. The hosts open with an e...
I had nipple discharge once. I didn’t know that could happen.
Send us a text This chaotic episode covers everything from personal health woes to existential dread, with plenty of political rants and inappropriate humor in between. The hosts, overtired and slightly sick, spiral through a...
Why do they think I’m a squirter? These Instagram ads are violating m…
Send us a text This episode of Not Well dives deep into chaotic and hilarious conversations ranging from Trumpism, trans rights, societal failings, crumbs, childhood fears, and a lot of irreverent humor. Bobby and Jim dissect...
I once argued with Jesus about brainwashing while he was folding orig…
Send us a text This episode dives into an eclectic mix of subjects ranging from lighthearted banter to deeper reflections on societal norms and historical narratives. The hosts begin with a discussion about hair loss and conf...
Twist ties on trash bags are proof the world isn’t ready for solution…
Send us a text Guess who’s back? Back again. An old caller reemerges from the shadows, kicking off a wild and chaotic episode of Not Well . This week, the conversation dives into everything from holiday highs and lows to …
Trump’s Space Force captured alien drones loaded with Galaxy Gas whil…
Send us a text Chaos in the Cosmos (and on Earth) In this wild episode of Not Well , Bobby and Jim dive headfirst into chaos, tackling their latest adventures, current events, and gay life with unfiltered humor. From Pig …
Why are priests so hot and so obviously gay? It's a problem
Send us a text In this jam-packed episode of Not Well , Bobby and Jim take listeners on a chaotic journey of humor, personal confessions, and existential musings. They open with a candid review of a TikTok-famous gum, dive in...
Imagine being Lindsey Graham, F*cking Mike Huckabee in a hunting tent…
Send us a text In this episode of Not Well , Bobby and Jim dive into a chaotic mix of current events, personal anecdotes, and sharp critiques of modern life. From calling out scams in corporate sales and wellness industries …
Tariffs are just economic cock-blocks for dumb straight bros
Send us a text Quote of the week: " I am just trying to avoid anyone here who has been inside me" In this unfiltered unhinged instant classic episode, Bobby and Jim kick things off by embracing a doomed mission: …
Founding Daddies: Spilling the Tea on Today's Government
Send us a text In this episode of Not Well , listeners are taken on a journey through a special segment featuring letters from the Founding Fathers, reimagined for today’s turbulent political climate. With historical reflecti...
We're Not Anti-Vagina, We Just Don't Prefer It
Send us a text In this episode of Not Well , Bobby and Jim take listeners on a wild ride of hilariously chaotic stories, cringe-worthy Lyft encounters, turning another year older, and messy nights out in New York City’s queer...
I thought I was going to come out of the closet while getting my wisd…
Send us a text In this lively and humorous podcast episode, Bobby and Jim return with plenty of energy and discussions that range from Bobby's recent trip to Kansas City to the quirks of social life and nightlife in Columbus....
Bobby AI Takes over this week - Find out why!!!
Send us a text In this episode, Bobby’s AI voice steps in while Bobby recovers from a post-vacation sickness (thanks, Kansas City). The AI voice navigates through the mess of dating narcissists, offering tips on surviving the...
Mission trips are out. No one needs your savior complex in 2024 **UNE…
Send us a text In this raw, unedited episode of Not Well , Bobby and Jim dive into an assortment of personal, humorous, and thought-provoking topics. The episode starts with Bobby revealing a recent life decision: he got Boto...
Charli XCX’s concert left me thirstier than a bottom on Pride
Send us a text 🎮 Gaming Obsession: With the highly anticipated new Zelda game launching soon, it’s officially game-on mode. Who else is ready to disappear for a week (or two) to conquer every level? Ideal for the plane ride …
We weren’t just blacked out; we were spiritually somewhere else for e…
Send us a text Bobby and Jim are back from Puerto Vallarta, celebrating Bobby’s 40th birthday in true chaotic fashion. From forgotten weed gummies to full blackouts in gay pool parties, the episode takes you on a wild journey...
What Are You Doing In That Hole? You Breathing?
Send us a text This episode of Not Well is a mix of casual banter, unexpected plans, and a humorous yet honest take on life’s little surprises. Bobby and Jim start off by discussing how they ended up recording the …
This Is a No-Edit Episode, So Watch Your Fu*king Mouth.
Send us a Text Message. This episode of Not Well was an unedited rollercoaster of laughs, candid discussions, and some unexpected twists. Bobby and Jim kicked things off by recounting a wild Saturday of day drinking that spir...
Its Giving Big Dad Energy
Send us a Text Message. In this hilarious and unapologetically candid episode of Not Well , Bobby and Jim dive deep into the realities of turning 40, camping disasters, and navigating the treacherous waters of aging. As Bobby...
If The Last Supper Had An Open Bar, There Would've Been Less Holy Com…
Send us a Text Message. In this lively and irreverent episode of the "Not Well" podcast, hosts Bobby and Jim tackle a range of topics with their signature blend of humor and biting commentary. The episode opens with Bobby hum...
Brat Pack Life: Fluff That Little Hog, Strut Your Stuff, and Make No …
Send us a Text Message. In this episode of "Not Well," Bobby and Jim dive into the unexpected announcement of President Biden stepping down, sparking a chaotic and humorous discussion about the political landscape. They expre...
Drunk national anthems, devilish speeches, and gapped-tooth gays—just…
Send us a Text Message. We kick things off with laughs and excitement, diving into a hilarious Ashley Tisdale video sighting. The conversation spirals into unexpected territory with mentions of bacterial vaginosis, stolen voi...
Living In A Neon Pink Speedo World Where Cups Have Names And Dogs Twe…
Send us a Text Message. In this episode of 'Not Well,' hosts Bobby and Jim return from a pool session donning pink Speedos and dive into their usual humorous banter. They discuss everything from their forced poolside attire t...