00:02 SPEAKER_05 Daddy, please fill me. That's you, I want you to pray. Let's pray it out loud. Let's not be scared. Let's pray it out loud. Daddy, please fill me.

00:12 SPEAKER_06 Don't let me miss you. I want you.

00:18 SPEAKER_03 I want you, he just said I want you. Christians, I'm telling you. Like I cannot. I had Christian friends like that when I was growing up. Fill me daddy, it's like. I went to a musical at a church that was anti-evolution. Like I've had friends who would say daddy fill me, that's what I'm saying. Straight fill me up with your hot. I want a different daddy to fill me. Hot load. Oh, I want this daddy. Oh, and you have a love hot in our hands. Oh my god, I have a black and white card. Honey, we're meant to be together. The used and I love hot dads. Actually, I'm the used by dads. Hot dads. We want to be used by hot dads. Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby. And I'm Jim. And thank you for sticking with us through these times of- We've had some turbulent episodes.

01:06 SPEAKER_01 We've had some turbulence.

01:07 SPEAKER_03 Mostly downs. We haven't been here. We haven't been here several weeks. And I've not given a fuck. Well, you're having a transformation. Well, everybody had a transformation week. We really did have a transformation week. Yeah, I mean, I have to tell you all about camping. Yeah, I have to tell you about self-respect. And maturity. Matured yeah, well fuck maturity. Okay. Well what I mean honestly what I've learned is that really you're maturing over there I'm maturing like a dad like oh, you really I'm a dad now. I'm like mmm. Get him a hoodie Oh, I look like a dad. Get him a hoodie and some cargo shorts, because we got a dad here. I think I'm like a fall dad. The problem is that I'm like super hot. It's I know it's a problem. Well, OK, so I went to the Ox Roast last night and it's mostly for the kids. It's one of the oldest festivals in Ohio. It's the 102nd year this year in Grandview. Grandview. Is that where you're at today, too? Yeah, I went to the Ox Roast twice, bitch. Wow.

02:05 SPEAKER_00 Don't judge.

02:05 SPEAKER_03 So obsessed. I'm sorry, it's at the end of my street. Do you stop at the butcher's so that they can get some money? Because apparently they're not paying their bill. I'm not actually a fan. Oh wow, are we really throwing shade? Oh, we're going to throw shade on Columbus like you've never heard. Yeah, no, the butcher and grocer were like, what the fuck happened? They were literally like, we need a shop everywhere and we need 15 restaurants. And it's like, guys, guys, guys, let's get established. I mean, Tony's hot. I would fuck him, but, or I'd let him like, he's the type that would eat your asshole for hours. I agree. Oh yeah, just like worship. Yeah, totally. Totally like be like, oh, I want more your asshole. And like, he just can't get enough. And then he probably eats ribs after. So do we have any voicemails this week? No. I think maybe like we can find one in here. I'm really OK. I was really looking forward to that. Well, I'm going to start with I need to say something about the ball sack. Now, I need to ask you something because I had no fucking idea until I really literally read a Reddit. read a Reddit post. I read a Reddit. Now, can you, you know how everybody has the line on the balls? Oh yeah, that line that goes down the middle of your balls. Do you know what that is? That's your vaginal slit.

03:14 SPEAKER_00 Whoa, girl, fuck.

03:17 SPEAKER_03 Yeah, that is where your vagina as a male closes up. Your vaginal entrance. It's so weird. I know. It's like, oh, so that's, yeah, it's like those are the labia, the scrotum.

03:30 SPEAKER_00 Well, you put it together.

03:31 SPEAKER_03 I was like, maybe I could have eaten pussy. It's literally like just your genes, like fixing things around. Swash this out here, put this in there.

03:38 SPEAKER_00 We'll do that and clean it up.

03:40 SPEAKER_03 This tube goes inside and that one goes out. I mean, ovaries are inside. Are down right but like the same there's two ovaries. There's the same developmentally. It's the same. Yep That's why it's like I'll pretend that like these genes and these hormones should dictate what so yeah, please tell me about gender Yeah, please pussy slit here. Okay. I have a pussy slit sewed up by God. Oh My god god soda pussy this pussy didn't deserve to be inside it had to be outside tell this I mean again, my lady I would have been loose wizard sleeve I probably could have had an only fans as a woman to be like, but it'd be like novelty like yeah the longest fucking labia There's probably a subreddit for that. I'm sure there is I'm sure there's money searching the subreddit cuz there's some reddit that I'm like I need to get a little I just you might need to guide me I I'll guide you. You just got a search and then you got to like, yeah, that is kinky. That's what I need to do I never you like that's what I like. I want a beer can inside of me And then I'm sure you can find a beer can inside of you read it post. So anyway Now, a friend of mine alerted me to this fact, and he's a listener and a volleyball player. He told me that there is this community on Facebook here in Columbus, and it's for people who are into fisting. The fisters who are the bottom fisters, like the ones who take a fist, not the fister giver. And these bottom fisters who are on Ozempic have been having trouble cleaning out all the way. It's because ozempic slows everything down, right? So they don't know if they're fully clean machine. So that's what when I said, when you reach in there and grab a piece of corn out of the colon, those ozempic bottom festers probably have corn in there. Wow. You're welcome. Or grains, some little grain. They like reach in, they starfish, they grab a whole loaf of something and pull. Meatloaf! Just imagine your arm in an asshole and knowing that you're inside of somebody so far. And like their aorta is right next to you beating. And if you like tear it or hurt it, they die instantly. You better cut your nails. These people die instantly. This is crazy. This seems like really stupid actually like I mean, I'm not 15 is one of those like healthy stupid like oh my god What if you did cut your friend? Yeah, like grab I mean, oh my god, you have no problem with ass play It's just like no, it's just like wow could be dangerous. You're gonna pull my Adam's apple down through my asshole and it's like I you got a big one just not into it and So yeah, so dicks and assholes and in God, they're really all the same like we're all the same we are now I give a downstairs mix-up Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I just have I do have to give a shout out. Okay, this shout out goes out to my husband Matt and Matt Matt just wants everyone to know out there that he's been listening to us talk about Cialis recently. He needs a shout out that he never needs Cialis because he's always hard.

06:41 SPEAKER_00 Whoa, girl.

06:43 SPEAKER_03 And he does like regularly wake up with morning wood. It's like regular. It's been absolutely. And I'm just looking at him like, what? It's amazing though. When you start having your morning woods again, like I'm telling you, you wake up feeling like you can take on the day. You're like, here we go. I got this. I'm like, Oh, I'm ready to fuck. I feel like it might be helping my testosterone to like, it's like getting everything to like sort of go back into. I love Cialis, and I have a story about Cialis at camp, but I will get into that in a moment. Now, we do have like a listener email we can read. You gotta read, honey. I'm gonna read you. Okay, why isn't it? It won't do, it's like canvas, so you just have to, not careful, uh-uh, nope, nope. Just zoom in with your fingers, like. Okay, listener email. Hi, Bobby and Jim. I'm writing to you because I'm in a bit of a pickle with my boyfriend, We've been together for eight years and we're thinking about getting married. We've always split everything equally, but he wants us to sign a prenup before we get married. What? I'm not opposed to the idea of a prenup in principle, but I don't really see the need for it in our case. We've been together for a long time and we've always been honest with each other about our finances. I don't think either of us is going to try to screw the other over if we get divorced. My boyfriend argues that people change and we don't know what the future holds. He says it's better to have a prenup in place now when we're on good terms than have a deal with it later if we're not. I'm not sure what to do. I don't want to sign a prenup if I don't have to, but I also don't want to put my relationship at risk. Do you have any advice? Thanks, Steve. That's a great question actually. It actually really is a good question. I'm surprised we never really talked about. I'm struggling with this. Yeah. Yeah. Cause like as a kid growing up, I was taught by my parents that prenups mean you're not really in a good relationship and it's going to end anyway. So what are you doing? And I, I wonder how much of that is sticking around whenever I'm trying to judge this. Cause I'm just like, I was taught that. I was taught prenups are bad. Period. Like they're never good. Now, now, Now I've seen some friends get divorced and have to deal with money things. And I'm wondering, wouldn't that divorce have been easier when they're like, you know what? We don't want to be together anymore. We're still friends. You know, it's just how it is. We're not going to be together. They separate. And then they have to do the money part of the divorce. And that's where the problem. So maybe a prenup would save all that. It's kind of like, I say no, don't sign it. Now, personally, I wouldn't sign it. But I gave you the reasons why I might not.

09:09 SPEAKER_00 I say no.

09:10 SPEAKER_03 I wouldn't sign it. No. And I'm really tired of these like, and I'm going to bring up Christians again, but like they're like, the Lord has bonded us, but you're going to sign a prenup. Okay. So, you know, you're going to get a divorce, which is a sin, which means no sense makes no sense. It makes no sense. There's a lot of people like that. Zero sense. But I feel like if you're worried, that you saying, I can't sign the prenup and giving a principled good reason to your partner. If you think that would put your relationship at risk, then put it at risk. It's not going to work. Put it at risk. It already doesn't work. You shouldn't be untrue to yourself just to please your partner. Like, I'll sign the prenup. No, no, no. Don't carry that forward forever that you wish you hadn't signed it. Oh God.

09:51 SPEAKER_02 Yeah, it's not worth it.

09:52 SPEAKER_03 It's always worth just being honest. If your relationship can handle it, it can handle it. If not. I mean, the reality is that, I mean, maybe it's not the test. Ah, no. That's why I don't get married. How about solve that? That solves that. It really does. And when you're ready to leave, just make sure you have your bank account full and all your credit cards paid off.

10:16 SPEAKER_00 Whoa, girl.

10:19 SPEAKER_03 That's some advice for some people. Now, I mean, I'm just gonna go right into. I fucking love that. One of my little topics. That just goes right into it. Like, I need to just say something. I had an epiphany during camping and during this past week. Just, there's a lot going on just all over the fucking place. And I've realized something. No matter what, now this is like the prenup. Okay, we're gonna sit, listen. you can't trust anybody. And I know that sounds like really like, Oh, some like white girl shit or like some feminist shit, or I don't know. But like, I, you really can't though, because even your own parents betray people even, and we're humans. And being human, part of our evolution was to betray in order to survive. Does that make sense? Not really, but continue. Okay, but think about like wars and stuff, okay? To win a war, we have spies. Spies are betraying the country that they're saying that they're in. Betrayal is just one of those things that cause all this kind of shit. So betrayal, back to that. And such. No, but not even just betrayal, but you're gonna get fucked over no matter who it is. Your boss, your friend, your family. I think what you're saying is that you cannot control another's actions. You cannot control what other people do. And sometimes they will hurt you. And you've made this comment before, and to expect one person to give you everything in this circle? Good God. Baby girl. Little girl because someone you're getting cozy romantic with isn't necessarily gonna be able to give you the hot Danger that you want and also they're human. Yeah, so they can't I'm determined that in every single relationship whether it be platonic or not one person will end up betraying another person at some point and It's just bound to happen. Well, it sucks, but we're humans, though. It's something that you can't. Not necessarily a big betrayal, but yeah.

12:17 SPEAKER_00 No, but a betrayal.

12:18 SPEAKER_03 Everyone has small failings in their relationship. You didn't understand me in this situation, or you didn't listen to me in this situation. Or I told you not to do this, and you did it. I've had my friends from my home where we didn't talk for a year, and then swung back around. It's a betrayal, there's a little betrayal. And time heals all wounds, I will say that. Oh, but what I will say too, though, is that just I don't know. Just know that no matter what I sign, whatever you don't sign, whatever you do, nothing fucking matters. We're all going to die. And nihilism literally.

12:55 SPEAKER_00 It's stupid. It is so around this, you know.

12:58 SPEAKER_03 So maybe this is where I'm at. Maybe this is my shift. Why don't you read about it and see if you're really all about it? Like nothing matters. Yeah. Well, yeah, no nothing does that's the dial death. Here's where I'm at though I'm at the point where nothing matters and everything matters together Okay, at the same time everywhere all at once because I think yeah, maybe ultimately nothing does matter. I don't really believe in God I don't really believe in an afterlife. I don't really I just got like anxiety when you said that I know just so realistic of a word. Like, I'm an atheist. You're like, I don't believe in heaven. I don't believe in God. I don't believe in an afterlife. I don't believe in all that. And then at the same time, I'm like, but I don't think that means nothing matters. I think we create meaning. I really do. Okay. Think of like your favorite family memories if you have any. Like, something where you're like, oh, we would go to this restaurant on this occasion, it was always a big thing every year, and that was like, you have those happy memories of being at that place. That's just your family decided, like, we're gonna do this big celebration every year at this place, and that's for us. So you created this world.

13:57 SPEAKER_00 We created meaning.

13:58 SPEAKER_03 We create a good memory in my head forever that my parents just picked it. I didn't like, it's not nature that was like, yeah, on this day, you're gonna celebrate this. I think we decide what's important, what matters, and then that's what, and that's how you create the world around you too. Well, right, and so that's what then, that goes back to like. So it's not that, it's like, yeah, ultimately though, we all die and those memories will be forgotten, and all of that's gone. But I don't think it didn't mean anything. I think it meant something to us then. Okay, maybe I'll say. And then for, yeah, for eternity it's gone. I get it, I get it. Maybe looking at it differently, like, It matters today, but it doesn't matter tomorrow. So there's no reason to be like, oh my god. Yeah, OK, it's the end of the world, but also it'll be the end of the world. It's not going to matter. So cool. I don't know. I'm just in this weird spot where I'm just kind of like, I'm just tired. I'm just tired. I think you're, yeah, you're kind of like, it's just like, I'm tired of everybody's expect, like my dad, you've shifted, you're shifting. There's a shift. I think you're in the middle of a shift state. I'm not mad at anybody, but it's like, I'm sort of, yeah. I think you're past the halfway, but you're like still getting into that mode. I've done a lot of growing. Oh yeah, this year has been, Like, this is actually a year from- Sometimes I've been like, oh no. Yeah, it's kind of scary. I'm like, is he okay?

15:10 SPEAKER_00 He's okay.

15:10 SPEAKER_03 And it's just going to get even better. Yeah. I mean, the reality of the situation is that- It always gets darker before the dawn. It's darkest before the dawn. And yeah. And you also can't control anything. No. And even if- Especially other people. Right, because they're going to make a mistake, they're humans. We need to understand that people make mistakes literally and that's why I'm working on forgiveness too. I think that's something that's big in just everyday general life because I go to the bar and I see my fucking enemy and I'm like, ugh. Here's another idea that might blow your mind. Okay. We are always taught that we have to forgive other people. We don't. We don't owe them anything. We do not have to forgive. you can still be upset about something down the road without an attachment to being upset, without obsessing over like, they wronged me and I just, I'm so mad about it still. It's just down the road, you're like, yeah, I was very upset and I don't need to talk to them, I don't want to be around them. So forgiveness is actually not for the person that is being forgiven, it's for the person that's forgiving. So really in reality, it's not like, I forgive you now. Let's be friends. It's I forgive you so that I can move the fuck on Yeah, not deal with your dumb ass. I'm like past you I will never tell you to your face that I forgive you but I've moved past it doesn't bother me anymore, right? That's so yeah, it's very interesting just like the dynamics of life and then I'm sitting at this campground like having a great time, but like doing whatever I want to do. And I'm like, why do I care about living in a little room with like a little refrigerator and a microwave and I'm living my best life. And I'm like, why do I need all this shit? Like, why do I need all this stuff? Like, I don't, I don't. Yeah. When it gets down to it, you really, you really don't. And it's actually more fun to be like, oh, I don't know. It's like when you're having fun and you're at the pool and the best thing ever is that microwave soft pretzel with cheese or like nachos and cheese. Like this is so good right now. It's a vibe. And it's like it's not really good. It's a fucking frozen food item with fake cheese, plastic cheese. And you love it though. You're having so much fun with it. Why do you need all this stuff when that is such a good moment for right. For no reason. Right. No reason at all. But it's just that experience of like like sunset here like sunsets.

17:15 SPEAKER_00 You're like every day.

17:16 SPEAKER_03 It happens every day. But then when you actually stop and watch it you're like Holy shit, and that's what I've done. Yeah, when I went camping I stopped for a second. I was like, wait a second Let me I don't need all the rest. It's all good. I'm doing great. Yeah, like this is doing great And then also it's like again, I did the whole like buyers I'm not really getting into camping yet because I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, I don't think cuz I think I need to yeah Yeah, but I will say well then I'll just wait. Okay, I'll wait. Okay, cuz I saw your list and there's a lot going on, honey Britney Spears embarrassed by video of her dancing. Yeah. What was that? Okay. I don't even know, but that's why I wanted to bring it up. I thought you would know. I don't even know. Okay. No. Should I look it up? Yeah, we got to look this up. And here's why I want to look it up together. Is there a video of her? Yes. Okay. So basically I saw this post and it was Britney Spears on her page being like, Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed that people saw me dancing. I think she was in Mexico and she was like dancing to the sound of car horns and other things. And someone filmed her in a restaurant. And so she's mad that she's embarrassed that people filmed her doing this and that she's posting about it. I'm like, I never even saw the video. So why are you posting about, you know, being embarrassed. That's weird. Hold on. I don't know if I spelled embarrassed. Is this? Yeah, it's that.

18:29 SPEAKER_01 This is these are the coordinated efforts I've seen from Britney's camp in quite a while. A release from Backred video. I'm going to break it down for you because I think it's pretty obvious.

18:43 SPEAKER_03 Is this where she slaps? No, this is the video, but I just want to watch it myself. I don't think it exists. We have to So I don't understand how she's embarrassed people filmed her dancing. And she had to post about it. She had to post about it. Honey, you had the most clothes I've seen in a real long time on. This is actually the best I've seen you dancing. Normally it's in… It's hideous. It's like this interpretive dance and it's like, your underwear is so small.

19:10 SPEAKER_00 My pussy would be all out of those.

19:13 SPEAKER_03 It's not only low cut, it's like… It's everywhere low and skinny. It's low and thin, yeah. The slit is just covered. No. She probably has a Pamela Anderson pussy, I'm just saying. Like, I'm sure that's probably the case. And you're gonna have to get up in a second and get me a Miller then. So. You're such a bitch. I don't know. I don't know what I've been told. I don't know what I've been told. Jesus loves me, yes I know. That was a real song. Fuck me, Jesus. Jesus owns my bussy. Oh, my God, I need a T-shirt. It says that there's one. It's out there. It says like this. Oh, my bussy is for Jesus. My bussies for Jesus. Yep. Yep. I need that fucking show. We need to start making shirts again. Like, yeah, I thought we were to make our own. He's got to come up with things and just print them. Like, it's fine. So, uh, okay. So Britney Spears, you're an idiot. Thank you. I don't know what that's about. Like I'm trying to, you're literally a dancer. So why would you embarrass dancing? I just, some people are just, again, you can't rely on anybody. You can't look at Britney Spears, look at her dad, look at her dad, look at her life in betrayal. Okay. You think your people love you, honey, they'll fuck you over. You're like Caleb here in right now. And you're like, Look at his dad, look at our dad.

20:28 SPEAKER_02 I mean, it's true. I mean, look at her dad.

20:29 SPEAKER_03 Look at everyone. This is in, this is out. Is that what he says? Like some of his clips, yeah, on Instagram. Things that are in this year. Her dad, his dad. That is funny. Things that are out. My stepmom. Yeah, you're just like saying, I was like, you are him. I love avocados. Yes. I'm actually some other guy, by the way. Have you seen the office video guy? That's like, I'm telling you, it's all the time. No, that number. Look at the number 666, right? It comes up all the time. But if you get visited by the devil, I don't think that's, but then you'd have to believe in God. No, you wouldn't. Maybe it's just the devil. That's real. Okay. What was I looking up again? Oh, this guy. This is me at work. Oh, I guess. What the fuck is my password? How do I type? It was like a whole pile left on my desk. Who would do such a thing? I'm not dealing with these emails. Did I say it was going to be done by today?

21:31 SPEAKER_06 Nope.

21:34 SPEAKER_03 And so he like, I love this. Did you also ever see this video?

21:40 SPEAKER_05 This is not a wig. It's real. If it was a wig, it'll come off right about now. Yeah, I died of black. You like my shirt? It says Mount Vernon. That's where because that's where I actually live.

21:53 SPEAKER_03 Yeah. Hometown.

21:54 SPEAKER_05 I lie. I said I lied in Springfield when I did.

21:58 SPEAKER_03 It's Ohio, that's Ohio.

21:58 SPEAKER_05 My brother Jackson and Daniel, they're f***ing dead also. Daniel was my twin in case you guys didn't notice. He died at three days old. A smallpox. We both had it.

22:08 SPEAKER_03 He died and I survived.

22:09 SPEAKER_05 He died and I survived. My brother Jackson died at the age of 27.

22:12 SPEAKER_04 In a car wreck.

22:16 SPEAKER_05 Last year on his birthday. This year on his birthday he'll be 28. My sister Lucy is not fake either. She's real. And she turned 14, October 14th. Will she be 15 this October?

22:30 SPEAKER_04 You know, I told you we're on a camping trip. Live hard, love hard. You need my family a little also. You f***ing moron.

22:40 SPEAKER_03 You black out.

22:41 SPEAKER_05 Oh, and my Aunt Donna, my grandma's Millie Staley and my Aunt Margaret. Them dead pictures of them? Well, they are dead also. And they're not fake. I should know. I was in their rooms when they died.

22:56 SPEAKER_03 And I was too. What is that? That's a classic video. How is that real? I'm going to play it all for everyone. This is what happens when I don't have TikTok. No, this is from 10 years ago. This is like a YouTube. Oh my god. We used to watch it all the time. This bitch goes like. I should know. I was in the room. It's like she's from New Lexington. Yep. She's literally from New Lexington. We can say it.

23:18 SPEAKER_00 Sorry, New Lexington.

23:19 SPEAKER_03 She sounded like New Lexington. That's exactly how my sister Missy sounds. I'm not even fucking kidding. Oh no, we have to cut that. Oh! Clap my hand, Jally! Fuck. This is why I need an editor. An editor? Because I have to sit and watch this whole goddamn thing over and over. That would be nice if we had an editor. Yeah, we just need to get there. Thatcher, do you want to edit? Which he actually gave me a good idea. He's like, if you guys need questions for just to answer, just like if when you're in Portugal and I just put out a 15 minute like answering or we have that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We say yes. I say si, senor. I say bye, my lord. I say yes, my lord. I say yes, my- In all the good times, in all the bad times. I feel like it's a real song. I say yes, my lord. Are you making this up or is this real? No, it's real. I used to sing it in choir. Oh. Except it was half in Spanish. Si, senor, Mr. Romano. Digo, si, senor. Oh, all of a sudden we're a choir boy now. Okay.

24:29 SPEAKER_05 Hi, gay!

24:30 SPEAKER_03 Yep, I'm gay. You are a faggot. We all fucking knew it. We all fucking knew it. So, what else is going on with you, honey? Is there anything else? Oh, no. Or do you want to hear about blue juice? I want to hear about blue juice. Okay, so I went camping, as you know. I was scared shitless going there, though, actually, to be honest with you. I actually almost called you on Friday and was like, can you just, like, come now? But then I was like, let me settle in. Well, then I drink the blue juice. So what I really want to say is that… Oh no. So I get through the first day and nobody's there. Like, it's great. Like, I'm like, okay, everybody's quiet. I get to lay in my bed. I got an iPad because I finally needed one. Oh my God, they're great now. I know. The new ones are amazing. No, I didn't get a new one. I got like a newer one, but not like the newest. I didn't spend a lot of money. I didn't want to. I was like, no, no, you see a $200 iPad. That's what I got. It was like 300. Yeah, but yes. Well, that's a good one. Then it's like last year. It's like the last years. Oh, then. Yeah, that's no. That's what I'm talking about. I don't even know what this year's looks like. Oh, yeah. So it's like nice. It's I love it. Um, but I was able to like watch my shows. I set up, um, candles around the room. So I have like these fake candles now they're in my, my real room now. Um, but I had them lit all around the room cause I get kind of scared out of town. So I was like, it was like a little bit of a light. I need a light. Yeah, no. So I did that. Did you have your own bathroom or was it shared? Um, there was no bathroom. I had to pee outside and I had to go to the bath house to shower and poop. That's part of camping that's interesting and different, but that's part of it. Pee outside. Yeah, I just stand outside and pee. Like, you pee in front of everybody. Everybody's dick is just out peeing. Like, nobody really cares. It's really weird, yeah. Okay. I don't know if you're, I'm telling you, it's like if you go to Wilton Manors and you then just go in the middle of the woods, that is camping. Oh, it's the same thing. You have some hots, but you also, like, there's just a lot going on. So this campground is actually really big. I would go back. It's fucking- What's it called? Creek Ridge. Okay. It's in Michigan. Okay. Not a bad ride in the middle of nowhere, but they have this little farm next door that has a little store that you can buy all these fresh things. They made homemade donuts. It was great. Oh, that sounds good. So Friday I get up and I had a headache and I think it was the Cialis to be honest with you. So I actually had a really bad headache all day. So I kind of just chilled I went to the pool for a little bit, but I just could not shake the headache. So lay down to the data. Oh, this is actually Thursday Sorry, not Friday. Okay, so then I people first of all, let me just say something about a throw up. There's a throuple at this campground Okay, those are always trouble. Well, it's trouble because you get hit from all the angles. So I'm on like scruff like okay Let's see who's at this campground and it's like oh, hey I'm like, okay. Then it's, oh, hey, from over this way. And I'm like, are they all sitting in their living room? Just be like, Hey, we all approve. Right. So then they're like all badgering me from different angles. Just talk to the other one. Like, where's your other person? Which I like the one. The other one was a half and the other was a no. And that's the problem with ripples. Oh yeah, yeah. English bulldog. And actually he wasn't. He was not ugly though. I pictured an English bulldog. Like he wasn't ugly but it was like. So he was big and burly and he was an English bulldog, yep. Yep. So anyway, so the one guy who's the older one was like, come out and meet us. And I said, I have a headache, I gotta go to bed. And he's like, well. Per usual. So I was like. That is like the bitchiest response to like trying to entice you out. Like, hey babe, why don't you come out and hang out? I said, honestly, I have a headache. Like, I need to rest up for tomorrow. And he goes, well, we're having a drink party at the pool at 3 o'clock. I said, OK. So what do I do? You go to a drink party at the pool. Go to a drink party at the fucking pool. And guess what? Desperate for Daddy's cock. This is on Friday. So I go to the pool. It's called Dragon's Blood. So it wasn't even red, though. It was blue, which is, OK, I guess icy veins or whatever. Dragon's Blood. Well, if it's an ice dragon, it would be icy, I guess. I guess, yeah. But a regular dragon wouldn't. Well, come to find out, it's Everclear. No, no. Gin, vodka, tequila. Oh, Bobby, we're not in undergrad. It was so great, though. It tasted so good. It's probably, is it jungle juice? Basically. So all of a sudden the music changes and the thropple walks in and they're pouring drinks for everybody, blah, blah, blah. And the one's pouring me a drink and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, da, da, da. And then I'm like, I would put the cup down and be like talking over here. And then he would fill me up when I didn't see. So you know how I am. I'm like, oh. And then eventually I was like. So I'm in a full blackout. I want to report though, Cialis works. Now I have these bears that I ran into. And I was like, well first of all, here's the thing. And I, you know what, they might be listeners now and I don't really care. And I'm not going to say specifically, but like, don't be a cunt. Okay. Especially when. That's good advice for all our listeners. To be honest with you, don't be a cunt. If somebody comes up to you and says, hey, I should say hi, don't be like, oh yeah, well when we first got here, I'm like, bitch, I don't give a fuck. No, no, not that. Yeah, it's like one of those that's like. When we first got here, like 30 years ago. No, actually, they're in their 20s. Yeah, they're like 27. So they're even cuntier. I can't. Yeah, they're 27 year old bears, so they think they're hot shit right now. And honey, you are, but like. Go to Austin. Yeah, go somewhere else, bitch. So anyway, anyway, so I'm talking to these people. Well, this one guy is like all about me. So he grabs my deck. Wait, what? Yeah. So he like, oh, oh yeah. Well, I'm naked in the pool. So first of all, I'm nude. I thought you were at like a party or something. I need your love. I need your love. Okay. Yeah, I love that song. I love that song in the pool when I'm naked. So, but naked in the pool. So he starts touching and I'm like, oh fuck. Then Cialis kicked. And I'm talking, I couldn't even, I was like, stop. So he would get me going. It actually felt so good. I know, when you're floating, everything's better.

30:30 SPEAKER_00 When you're floating and harder than a rock. It's so much better.

30:32 SPEAKER_03 I was like, this feels so fucking good. So I kept letting him do it. I did that at that Eben float place. What's an Eben float? A deprivation chamber where you're floating. So you masturbated in a fucking saltwater bath? Who said I was alone? And I wasn't. You're gonna fuck my slutty little mouth. Oh fuck. But I didn't have sex. No, I didn't either. There was just playfuls. But everybody's going around now, if you haven't stripped, you're stripped. Everybody's making out. I blacked out a little bit. I got kinda like, where I was like, you know when you're having so much fun and you're there in the moment, but then you realize you know you're in trouble? That was me, and I was like, oh, I'm through Ron. So I'd actually tell him though. I need you to stop this because I can't even get out of the gondium I can't even get rid of my boner like I was actually nervous. I was like, oh no, like what is happening? Harder than a rock. You should just walk around and be like, I'm only at half mast everyone. Well, and I thought I was like And then it's like do they care if you're hard or soft? I mean, honestly, no, they don't cuz one guy the next day was doing I was like, well and I was like, but I was in a blast Yeah, when you're blacked out you can't decide so I'm like, okay, so eventually I get out of the pool I go to the camp hall where they have the lunch ladies that make food. Are they ladies? No, okay good They have chicken tenders. They have spaghetti and meatballs and they have some else and I go Can I get some chicken tenders and put spaghetti and sauce on top of it? So I did you made chicken parmesan, babe. Oh my god, actually Yeah, and I had garlic breadsticks that I bought like in a bag from them probably did that on purpose This is like a bear-friendly area. They're like, yeah something that they can get a hearty and I'm like hearty out of this Oh, and I also got chili cheese fries at the same time as well. I didn't eat those though But this is that again? This is that like five o'clock afternoon blacked out from the blue juice like literally So I go back hard from the pool all the part of the pool. Yeah, so I go back eat pass out Woke up at like 11, and then nobody was really like everybody like got in trouble from the blue juice like there's like small parties So people everybody was like fuck from the blue juice like everyone's joking about the next day like oh don't drink the blue juice like honey that was fucking like everybody went to from like Party, party, party, making out, asleep. Yeah, like crazy, like shoving spaghetti, that's not good. So Saturday comes around, we have the same kind of situation, there's no blue juice, but of course I'm like higher than hell, drunk, blah, blah. Same for Sunday, but Sunday- The troubles are there? Yeah, they moved on they kept coming in and out. Okay, so it was the second it was that the day before I was gonna leave and I had a rendezvous So actually didn't well, okay. I'm just gonna be honest So I met these two guys these two bears in person. I Yeah, in person. Oh, actually it was three of them. So I met these guys at the pool. We were like hanging out all day drinking, like fun. Like we hung out all weekend. Okay. So Saturday or wherever day it was, Sunday, we were at the pool and then I left and I kind of hung out and I was like, I don't know. I just don't want to do anything. Like there was a party going on later, but I was like, they'll stop by my house. They'll stop by and probably grab me. Cause they said they stopped by the night before, but I was already sleeping. I'll take you to the party. Yeah. Okay. So I was laying in bed, and it's dark, and I had a sliding glass door, too. Yeah, it was kind of interesting. And there's a road in front of my, that people walk up and down or drive their golf carts around, so they can look in if they wanted. So I decided that I'm gonna go ahead and just put on one of my performances. So as you know, I am an X-Cam girl, and I decided that I was just gonna start jerking off with the window open and the lights on. So I'm like, okay. And in my head, I go, these guys are going to come here because they're going to make, want me to go to the, to go to the party. So they get there and I'm mid jerk. I have like lube and shit. Oh yeah. Oh my God.

34:16 SPEAKER_00 This is the Seattle.

34:17 SPEAKER_03 I love telling you. There's like, you're just all grip. It's your heart. It's hard, hard. It's hard, hard, hard, hard. Yeah. So I stand up full mass, go to the door and I opened up and they go, Hey, I don't. And I go, and then one guy goes, We're here to suck your dick. And I go, all right, come on in. I'm already jerking off. And then I kind of came around the corner. Oh my god. So then they go, OK, well, can Jared come too? And I was like, yeah, why not? So this other guy came in. So four men. Three. So the two with the couple, and then the one was like another friend. But they were all going to go to the party. And I was like, yeah, bring Jared in, whatever. So I decide that, then I take off my shirt, and I am the only one naked, which is hot to me. They had harnesses on, shirtless, but they had hot little black shorts on. Taking turns blowing me, one was licking my balls, one was sucking me off. Then there's two on my nip, one on each nip sucking, and one sucking me off. Came, and I got told, thank you for your babies. And then I was like, at that point also, by the way, the edible was hitting. And I was like, Oh yeah. So I was like in a panic. I was like, Oh wow. Like, I feel like I just like, I mean, when you come when you're high, it's just crazy. But so I had three men on me and I had like a moment and fucking And then I was like, all right, I'll see you at the party. Never went to the party. I was like, you fell asleep after that. I was already kind of high. When you come that hard, it's over. And plus, once you come, you're kind of like, do I want to go to a white party with people in their underwear? What's there to see? I just had three men blowing me. What do I see there? Eight men, I guess. Every Amish woman's dream. But it was kind of funny. But I will say this. I want to say something. Do you want to say something? Latin. Oh, is that a first? Yeah. And he was on cut. I didn't touch his penis. He was not, he was stressed. I don't worry. I didn't touch his penis. No, but I didn't. Cause I wanted to be, I said, I go, why don't you guys, I said, why don't you guys take care of me? And I pulled the Terry Shiloh from hell. I literally was like, just like, oh fuck. And then I'm like, and I'm like hot. So like, they're all into it. I'm like, okay. You Terry Shivo'd your way to an orgasm. I Terry Shivo'd my way through that. I really got through. I got through. I got through. You really did though. It was kind of hot and kind of fun. That would be so hot to me, but I would definitely be done for the night.

36:47 SPEAKER_00 Yeah, so.

36:47 SPEAKER_03 There's nothing gonna be better like that day. Yeah. So anyway, and you're probably questioning yourself. Yes. Um, I'm allowed to hook up with people that I don't know. Oh yeah. Everyone's like, so are the rules changed? Kind of changed a little bit. I feel like things have shifted. Well, before camp, I mean, I told her, I mean, I knew I was going to go probably be a whore. I was like, I'm going to touch a dick or something. You're going to camp. You have to be, which I actually didn't even really touch that many dicks. I really just got worshiped. And honestly, how's that bad? I feel like if my partner were getting worshipped, I would be like, I got a hot partner. I got a hot partner. That's pretty good. That's good for me. When I told Michael that, he was like, that's fucking hot. I'm like, I know. You're welcome.

37:24 SPEAKER_00 You're welcome.

37:25 SPEAKER_03 Yeah, I'm glad that I gave you a hot thought. Right. Hot thought. Keep thinking it, honey. I don't care if there's a shift in the world. I'm living my best life. I think so. I light incense. Incense. That's what I was doing at the camp, too. I'd light incense and make music. It was weird. You have to do that. I really enjoy that. You need rituals. I think rituals are real. I do too. I think we need to close it off though. I don't believe in God, but it's real. You're like, if you put paper mache into a toilet bowl. God's too complex, but this fucking plant burning down here. You're like, but if you like some incense. That is my God. It's wild. It's wild. So I had a really great time. It was good to be alone again. It was kind of scary at first. Like I said, I was like, I don't know if I'm going to, I don't, I didn't, I wasn't really in the mood at first to be like social, but then I was like, I know I need to talk to somebody. So I had the hottest neighbors to the one guy was but he was 50 what for what what and he looked like he was 42 The first day I got I have seen I have seen like a rare it's rare and then I go where am I old though? Then I think oh my god. Do I see him as we're looking? Yeah. Yeah.

38:33 SPEAKER_06 Yep. Yeah. Yep. Yep

38:36 SPEAKER_03 Oh, so we're just actually we're the ones who are shifting We're the ones shifting through age and then we're like, oh, I don't so he's not that much older than me It's like yeah, he's not but now 54 So there's this show on HBO called Bama Rush. I don't know if you've heard about it.

38:50 SPEAKER_00 You need to watch it. I watched it.

38:53 SPEAKER_03 True Life? Kinda, it's like they follow Alabama Rush for sororities. Oh my, I hope they're frat boys. Well, there are a few in there, but not like really. It's all these girls that are like, I'm pledging tri-def adults, and they have to do TikToks now and shit. It is absolutely insane, but I'm watching these people and I go, oh my God, I'm old. Because I'm like, oh my god, you are so fucking dumb. You are a child. And they think it's so important. Oh, I remember going to the bars when I was- I gotta make the house, the cut.

39:26 SPEAKER_00 And it's like, you do, why?

39:27 SPEAKER_03 And actually, these houses, though, are like- I mean, it's a huge thing in Alabama. They have consultants that work year-round with girls that are gonna go to Alabama. Girls go to Alabama on purpose to get in the sororities. It's crazy. You have to watch it. So is it a documentary style? Yeah. Oh, OK. Then I would love that. And then one goes like, this is me at my homecoming. I'm like, this is so on fucking believable. Like, it's crazy. But I was the I'm trying to like. breaks society's rules, and we're watching this like constant reinforcement of the rules. Oh, it's totally reinforced.

39:58 SPEAKER_02 Yeah.

39:59 SPEAKER_03 And it's like, this is boring to me now. Like, you're not allowed to, you're not allowed to drink in the sorority house, but you can only drink at frat houses. So get that. Oh, because the men are there to protect you. For the rape. Not rape you.

40:09 SPEAKER_00 Yeah, it's literally.

40:10 SPEAKER_03 They're there to protect you. You know you're you're put in a certain sorority, and you're called a top or a bottom like a lot or a bottom house So the top house is usually what the frat guys think is the hottest house so like you're like like oh I'm a top house. It's like tri delts are a hot house so the top house and like these other uglies over here like I Not hot the bottom house But it's crazy because it's a patriarchy. Yeah it is. No it's patriarchy. Ranking them based on their looks fully and just being like that's it. So basically and then these women all they care about is getting the attention of the fraternities. And it's just really weird. We got to host a party. We got to go to their party. We got it. Well and they also then have a secret society called the machine. And it's select people from each sorority and fraternity that nobody really knows go to a secret meeting and they like push politics on there. You have to watch it. It's in-fucking-sane. A girl I kicked out because she wore a sticker that wasn't her house. I mean, it's crazy. But my point is that they look like they're fucking 12. You're old. So I am that's like if they look that young and you're like judging him this hard when you were not I mean if we were young we would be like I remember it was really serious which house you got in and I remember I remember but it's like well, I'm feels stupid now. So we're all that's why we're all again now I'm saying This is so dumb they're like It's like honey you are and you're gonna start a job that you hate and it's gonna be great have four little boys that you hate your Husband's always it were one of you guys is gonna cheat on each other. It's just it's gonna be great. You're gonna be fine You're gonna be fine Linda. If you don't make the sorority, it's probably not a bad thing Yeah, just so you know because when you get out on the outside, nobody really does a fuck. It's actually kind of embarrassing. It is kind of embarrassing and when I see people are like, these are my sorority colors, the fucking tattoos. It's like, honey, I know. And I had a roommate once who was in a fraternity in undergrad. And whenever we were like, why did you join a fraternity? He got very defensive and mad and would yell at us because he was obsessed. It's like a friend. He could not take criticism. We were like, I mean, it just seems weird that you need to be in a fraternity. Like what, what's the fraternity about? And he'd be like, dedication to service and blah, blah, blah. We're like, so drinking. Like piss so I'm probably doing circle jerks to be honest. I'm not I'm not no because there's always one gay guy There's one really gay guy and they know and they know who it is to target is it? Like you want to suck my dick you want to become you want to come to the top house? You want to be a top? You wanna be a top? I wanna be a bottom at the top house. Oh, honey, that's the cream of the crop, babe. I literally, I mean… You wanna be a bottom at the top house? Same. Yeah, like, when I was in undergrad, I really fucked up. I could have had so much fun. I could have had so much fun. Well, again, that's the lesson. If you are a younger listener, which you're probably not… Be a whore. Be a whore, because you're going to look back and be like, wow. Be safe, but be a whore. Back when I could take multiple dicks a night, I really didn't. Back when my body was tight and snatched, and I had a nice face, and a nice dick, and a nice everything, because I'm proportional. I had hair. It was very different. Very different. I could have been bent over day and night. Instead, I was like, I'm a good girl. I'm going to get really drunk and then just make out with some random guy. You're a whore. That's what I never like actually had a proper hookup. It was always like started drunk at a party Always as I like I never met up with someone. I mean you're an undergrad. Well, you're embarrassed I mean when do you ever hook up not drunk? Oh me? Oh Everyone you mean? Yeah, like when you meet people. Oh, it's so much better not drunk. Well, I know but how do you meet people though normally? Oh Where you meet them you mean like like you're drunk and then you're like, oh you're so not and it's like oh Are you my inhibitions are lowered? And I wanted to tell you, I think you're hot. It's like, Oh, it's like he could have just told me, but just tell me next time, babe. And that's what we're working towards. And that's what we're working towards. Um, what if like tomorrow? No, I don't want to talk about it tomorrow. You were like, you got a month and a half to live. I would, again, this is kind of why I'm just, what would you do? I'm not saying I would go get so fucking stoned. Right. And be a whore. Well, I'd have like a week of just whoreness. Fly to that camp, fly to that. Yeah. but you're gonna die, you're gonna slow down, you're gonna get ugly, like, no offense to people who are dying, but you're not cute. Like, you don't really wanna hook up, I don't feel like, I feel like you're tired. I guess two and a half months, yeah. Like, that matters. But yeah, the point is, it's terrible. Well, and also, though, I wanna make a point, this is something we've talked about, but straight guys don't like touching their assholes or anything happening with their assholes, but if you see some blood in the fucking toilet, you need to react immediately. Immediately. Period. Like, no, that doesn't mean you're guaranteed to be, but like, I will admit straight guys are very like think about their member. Matt's brother, Matt's brother was like, that's a one way street. And I said, what about your wife's? And he's like, hers too. I was like, you won't even, I asked him if he would at least lick her asshole or something. And he was like, that's a one way street. I was like, you won't eat your wife's ass. You should be like, well, your brother eats my whole every day. I said that. No, I literally was like, well, well, I guess it doesn't want the family. I was like, I said something along the lines of like, well, he goes to town. I guess you guys aren't twins. And he died laughing. He loved it. They're very open. That's good. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm assuming if you're talking about asshole fucking though, these are pretty open unless you're looking at an argument. I'd never fuck my wife's asshole. Yes, you fucking would. I'm going to eat your wife's asshole. I'm going to eat your hole. Oh my God. Oh, fuck. I want a daddy to eat my fucking hole. I love hot dads. Same. I'd like to be used by how it ends now. Oh, I have something else. I know I want to talk about and we've talked about that's all I have. Well, I went on a deep dive and I need to just discuss this again because I feel like I'm sorry. We have three favorites on our show. If you had a name three historical It's three girls. We are we like a terry shadow. We love Demi Lovato. Oh, no, then there's four. Oh, I didn't count them, which the youth is making a goddamn song. I didn't count them. I think they went back to she. I don't fucking care. I really I hope she goes back to fucking hell. We have a Helen Keller. Abused and used girls. Sorry. I have to go back to and I have to about not I'm Frank that's about the Helen Keller because I saw some things that now I'm fully like I can't, like, I just can't. OK, now we have to remind our listeners that your version of Helen Keller was when you were strapped into bed with your mask on your face, your CPAP mask, and you just laid there and like gave Michael a handjob. And that was called Helen Keller. So that's why you always talk about her. Right. I guess. And that's also Terry Shivo. And it's also your Terry Shivo is when you're not giving a handjob, you're getting a handjob. Terry Shivo is getting a handjob. Helen Keller is getting one. Because she was good with her hands. She was very handy. I think. Let's just talk. She's very handy. I heard she gives really good handjobs. I want to say something about something. Now, if I couldn't hear or see, and all I had was my hand, how do you tell me, how do you teach me a language? Seriously. Okay, but you don't even know what that does. How do you explain to them? I know it's yeah. This is what I don't understand though. I found out that Helen Keller gave speeches. Okay. Now, I feel like it's bullshit. I don't know if I'm prepared for that. When you hear her interpreter, I guess it's her friend or whatever the fuck, or mom, or whatever it is. When you hear the interpreter, to me, it's like people who are translating and they don't translate. You mean all these sign language interpreters who are just making it up?

48:04 SPEAKER_02 Have you heard that? There's a new one.

48:06 SPEAKER_03 No, there's one a week ago. There was one a week ago still. They are still out there being hired. It's just made up. Now, I want you to watch this, though.

48:17 SPEAKER_06 Only I feel how much more good I could have done if I had acquired normal skin. What? No, I think she's full of fucking shit. This bitch is full of shit. This bitch who died like 50 years ago. Like…

48:57 SPEAKER_02 Did you know that Helen Keller and her teacher, Annie Sullivan, were on the vaudeville circuits for over five years? In 1920, Helen Keller and Annie Sullivan began a five-year stint in vaudeville. Why were they in vaudeville? Because they didn't have any money and they needed to make some money. So they didn't make shit up to make money.

49:17 SPEAKER_03 Right, I'm sorry, okay? This bitch either could hear and just pretended. You are not giving speeches when you've never heard a fucking word. You don't even know that your mouth can goddamn work. She was also blind. I know that's what I'm trying to say. It's like, so how do you know? She couldn't lip read. How do you know? She had to be like, how do you know? There's no way. There's no fucking way. I was going to finger you. I know. And I was like, where was I? And I thought, where was that finger? It's really what I thought. Right up the hole. I was like, ugh. Actually, last night. Yeah. It was up your hole?

49:53 SPEAKER_06 Yeah. Okay.

49:55 SPEAKER_03 Not from anyone you know. Oh, you had a hole. You had it in a hole. No, you had a hole in you. I have a hole in me. You have a hole. Oh yeah, you have a whole fucking pussy. So yeah, so anyway, she's a fake. You don't. It's a fraud. Now is Anne Frank real? I mean, all we're going by is her diary. So, I mean, why do we, I mean, again, we have to trust people and you have to trust that, like, look at the Bible. I mean, how do we know Anne Frank's real? Well, we have historical records on her, right? We have pictures and videos and diaries. But like, how do you know that George Washington's real? Oh, no, it's just This is called Bobby being high. How do you know anything is real? I don't know because I assume that like really none of it's real Yeah, it's all real and none of it's like you said we create this. Yeah, we make it up like we created everything What story do we focus on what histories do we tell that was like? The Hamilton musical. Who writes your story? Well, it's about the history that we're learning. Who's forgotten in the history we're learning? Or you're listening to one person's version of it? Yeah, totally. That's so subjective. So there's all the other people in those historical figures' lives that may have been more important or supported them or gave them the ideas. Was Shakespeare really the best writer? No. Or did he steal from other people? We don't know. Honestly, I've learned stealing in the entertainment industry is how you make Well, you learn something every day. Um, I feel chubby. Um, cause it's bear night, right? Under bear. Oh, I didn't know that. Pussy bear. What's that? What's under bear where they wear like underwear late. I'm like, it's gonna smell like a lot of hole. It's the whole smell that gets me. Thankfully I showered before this. I showered this morning, so maybe I need a shower. No. No, fuck it. I want it to be all… For AWOL? Yeah, not for AWOL. I want it to be dirty. As long as, if you touch it, it doesn't, like, reek of shit. Well, that's why I maybe need to do a dude wipe. I was like, it can smell like musk. It just can't smell like shit. That's my rule.

52:18 SPEAKER_00 It's such a weird fine line.

52:19 SPEAKER_03 It doesn't have to smell like a nice, fresh paint. Like, if I'm giving you a blowjob and I can smell your asshole? Yeah, nope, nope. And ladies and gentlemen and men, it happens. So wipe your holes. If you're going to get fucking sucked off, please wipe your hole. Your hole is about three, four inches away from that ball sack that they should be looking on. So why would you want a stinky hole if you're going to get a blowjob? Even the ball sack can be a little rough after a few hours. Less in the sun, if it's 90 degrees like most days in the summer. Your balls are not ready for a blowjob. Just assume. This labia right here. This is why I don't like vaginas. Your labia. No offense.

52:55 SPEAKER_00 But I feel like they're always just hot.

52:57 SPEAKER_03 Flappy hot and wet. Just pounding up against the underwear. Ew. And we're not being misogynistic. We love pussy. You love pussy, yeah. We hate pussy. I wouldn't say I'm like the best friend of pussy, but… We're not best friends, that's for sure. I mean, I could I don't think there's nothing inherently gross. I think it's just we are not inclined. Well, our pussies were sewed shut and that's why balls are also gross. I've seen some people's balls in the locker room and I'm like, oh no. Jerky jerky cock cock. My pussy. I do want to talk about this and I've had this feeling the past couple of days. The past couple of days, I have had moments where it's felt fully fall and I'm getting that feeling. And I honestly turned to Matt yesterday and I was like, Matt, I feel like I'm in Stranger Things. And here's why. Because I was at this festival the ox roast Wow the fight like about that today No second and season three of stranger things. They have a festival ball the ball that it felt kind of like that then I'm looking around at the yard signs people have yard signs like the Reagan Bush signs that are in stranger things and Then I'm in my like neighborhood. I'm in my environment. It's a fun safe neighborhood where kids are running around. It's great and It felt like we were in Stranger Things. Weird, like you're looking around like, um. But it was the feeling of nostalgia, of fall coming back, of everything wrapping back around. But don't you. That feeling. But you don't, aren't you a little nervous though too? Don't you get like, this is where you start to like it, but then you also are like, oh no, it's coming. So, this is where I've had a breakthrough. Yeah. Normally, in the fall. Why are you laughing? Now I have to like think how to phrase it. This is where I had a breakthrough. Yeah. I'm trying to phrase it well, but I can't. I'm not actually a fan. I don't know if I can. But yes, in the past, in the fall, I would always get more depressed. I think I have seasonal affective disorder. It was literally when the sun would start to change. It could be 95 degrees out, but if the light was changing, I'm like, oh, the sun's setting earlier. You know when it's shifting. I literally am like, oh, fall's coming. Even if it's 95 degrees out, I'm like, it's fall. I know exactly the moment. And I felt this last week. And so in the past I would get like more depressed, more anxious for sure. My sleep would be whack. I would sleep two hours, wake up half an hour, sleep three hours, wake up an hour. Like it was just disrupted for like a good almost month. And the reason that was bad back then is because it bothered me. And I was like, I, oh my God, it's the fall. Here it comes.

55:36 SPEAKER_00 I can't deal with this.

55:38 SPEAKER_03 My sleep's going to be messed up. Blah, blah, blah, blah. All these problems. I'm more anxious now. I am still those things and I still have disrupted sleep, but it doesn't bother me anymore. Why do you think that is? The past couple of weeks I've been like, yeah, I'm not sleeping as well. I'm tired. You know, it's weird. And then I'm like, I am more anxious. And then I'm like, oh, wait, it's the fall. That's why. And then I let it go. I'm like, OK, yeah, I am. It's so bizarre. I'm just not sleeping as well. I look tired all the time. That's me, too. Because I am. Because every fall this happens and I go through it and then I get to winter and I'm better. And it's fine. And then you shift into the spring. And it's just season. So I'm just like, now is the season where I feel a little bit more sad than normal, a little bit more anxious. I don't sleep as well. That's the time. It's like I just entered the fall season of my life. It's gone in a month. Oh, God, no. What? Well, I kind of am in the fall season of my life. I just hit midsummer and now we're going back down. I don't know. Your life for just this year of the year? The life. Oh, because you're 45. Oh, no, I'm 39. I know, I'm just kidding. Maybe not halfway. That's why I'm like, how old are you? I'm still shifting up, but like, we're close to going into the fall.

56:43 SPEAKER_00 You're close to the fall.

56:44 SPEAKER_03 Yeah, yeah, no, you're right. And this might be the period where for a little while you're like, oh shit. And then you're going to be 42 and be like, oh, I'm still having just as much fun. This is great. I know. And that's when that feeling goes away. And what's weird is that you realize, like I used to make fun of people who were 35 and partying still. And here I am at 39, blacking out on a TV screen or whatever this is. Yes, on Blue Juice. on blue juice. Yeah. I'm on blue juice, getting hand jobs with my Cialis kicked in.

57:11 SPEAKER_00 And how is that bad?

57:12 SPEAKER_03 It's not. It's like, and all that's great. Who would have thought, though? Yeah. Who would have thought like when I was no, even a month ago or 26, like, oh, my God, that just like, yeah, there's no way this is who the guys that I met, the ones that I was talking about earlier were kind of like, it's like they don't understand that, like, hi, by the way, you're going to be 39 soon and being like, wow, what happened? How did I? What? I love this shift. I love being hard again, being hard. That's what you're going to feel. I actually answered something on Reddit today or the other day. Cause I said, he was like, I have to get to see how this and I was like, I love it. So just don't stop worrying about it.

57:40 SPEAKER_00 Stop worrying about it. I don't understand. It's a pill.

57:43 SPEAKER_03 Do you take a pill for a headache? Do you take a pill for this? Why does everybody have such a hard on for being so awkward about it? It's like no pun intended, but like literally it's like quit being so awkward. Like who cares? It doesn't matter. You want to see my dick on, on, not on Cialis. You'd want this over that. So why are you like, why is it embarrassing? I don't know. Men are so fragile. It's crazy. This is why our world is the way we are because we're fragile. Now there's something we need to talk about and this is big and we're going to about to get into it. Union and axis. Now people who aren't, wait a minute. Oh I'm not do that is sick. Uh-uh. Nope. Not drinking it. You can get me a free Miller light I'd rather just have you not drink that So I've always wanted to be like fully cleaned out like purge like vomited like everything out of my stomach and Then choke on a dick and take like I've never done it as possible. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah And so oh you do that you're well, you're gonna have to stop for a second Oh, I can stop for a second, honey. I we go you myself down Yeah, but then you have to get the shit out No, just in your stomach. Yeah, you just don't eat for a while. And then you throw up. Honey, it gets six o'clock and you're like, I'm hungry. Girl, you can never do it. If it was a bunch of dicks lined up ready for me, I would do it now. I could skip a meal. I have a good plan for that, too, though. The best move to me is when you're leaning on the back of the bed and you're opening up your mouth and they're fucking you from upside down. Have you ever done that? Well, you're upside down your mouth is upside and they're facing this way. They're up here and they're like or they're standing So they're looking over you your chin. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like that and you're laying down That's what Emma said Shane likes to do. I love that. It's so much easier to take the dick Take it longer. We've already talked about this. I forgot we have talked about this. I think so. Well, it's fine. Anyway, that's the move Now What are we gonna say? Union and axis. Yeah, this is good like it's bad. So we want to talk about a local Situation so we can make it more like for all of our listeners. Well, basically long story short There's been a couple of bars in the most popular gay neighborhood. The bar, the gay bar. Well, the gay bars too. Like these were like the creme of the creme. These were like, Oh my God, this is where people went. This is where the hot people went. You know what I mean? For decades.

01:00:14 SPEAKER_01 Yeah.

01:00:14 SPEAKER_03 No, this is where it's like, okay. You're going to the main gay place in Columbus. Like when you go look up another city, this is where you're going to go. You're going to go to the popular place, the video bar, blah. Now, what we've found out through a firing, Because that's why it started, is an ex-employee locally decided to spill the tea on the situation at Union Access. We come to find out there's new ownership, which we knew that. But they're like really terrible, right? Say it, say whatever you need to say. No, you're right. No, this employee just detailed how the company got dismantled, people got let go, just like fired. And then this new owner comes to find out that he's a full-fledged Republican, donated to Republicans recently in the recent history. And like voted yes. And also promoted the vote yes on issue one, which clearly fully restricted our rights. and made it harder to pass constitutional amendments like the abortion amendment. So as cringe as that is, okay, so as cringe as that sounds. So it's like basically Donald Trump comes and buys the bar and we're like, oh, okay, so we're going here now. And you have Republican gays who are like, it's fine. There's literally Republican gays and they're like, Republicans aren't all bad. And I'm like, yeah, but who are the people writing all the laws they're trying to fucking pass? They are all Republican, not One Democrat has introduced a bill in any of these state houses across the whole country that is anti-LGBTQ. So these gay Republicans are like, it's not all Republicans and this is how people don't like us because we don't want to be… No! Look at what's happening. So it's kind of funny and ironic that now they decide to play like clean up. They put a little apology that's not an apology out. Remember it was like, we are sorry it has made you upset. We're so sorry you're upset over our donations in the past. It's like, he doesn't do it anymore. It's like, Okay, but we can see the history here, babe, like, yeah, like, we're not all stupid. I know you're trying to get the dumb people doesn't do it anymore. And it's like, they're like, we're proud of our LGBT. And it's like, Oh, no, they're not. Then why do you buy owned by a Republican white guy? Yeah. And you're a gay bar. You're in trouble. Yeah.

01:02:36 SPEAKER_00 And you're basically and and he

01:02:39 SPEAKER_03 The previous owner who was a total fucking whack job. Well crack addict little too much much of the powder some of them Sold it to this guy. So, uh, what a great ally he is as well I'd be like, I'm not all the employees are like, oh wow, this just happened like that overnight You're sold and here's the new art and now and now we're fighting for our rights. Oh I don't really care. I didn't even go there anywhere. Like I haven't been there. And I went there when I was, when I first moved here, it was like the place to go. And then Matt and I went to access two years ago. And while you're in, I think a year ago, even though just a year, Horrified it's like stick horrified. Well now the straight people sit and we're straight people They're doing like backflips on tables, and it's just like shit that you're like we don't need to see this Yeah, listen the music was off. I mean it was really it was like this is not access anymore No, and I know like every once in a while a drag queen shows up, but first of all do you know their name? No probably not Yeah, they show up when they want to, because it's like, oh, it starts at 9, and then it's like 1 o'clock in the morning.

01:03:47 SPEAKER_00 You're like, oh, OK.

01:03:48 SPEAKER_03 So were you here this whole time? Getting ready. And Union is also just a bachelorette paradise. It's not really a great queer space anymore. Well, now, for sure. No, it's not a queer space anymore. And now it's owned by someone who doesn't want there to be queers there, conveniently. But it's kind of interesting. Is that infiltrating the system within? Is that the whole point of it? You know what I mean? Yes. So, you know, we look at Virginia and we think, man, you know, you keep opening up all these places, but I guess we need to thank Virginia, really, because without her, we would have no gay spaces. Literally, that's what I thought I was literally like well, I guess I'll be going to district West slammers And a wall more right like crazy. Where else can we go? Now? We're not going to short nowhere There's nowhere in short north north after 9 o'clock. Oh, well, I guess it's been to the season just there at like 6 p.m Yeah, and it's earlier. So you know the minute the lights like come out. It's like crazy like all some of these fucking crazy kids like someone like Two different people just started talking to me randomly as I'm walking. I'm like, hi, a lot of homeless, which is fine, but like, it's just interesting to me. It's like the same ones for years and years. I'm like, have we not gotten a job yet? Or has somebody not hired you yet? Like you need a year fucking resume ready and hand those out. I'm just over it is the same people. And it's a little bit the same people. They're living fine. They have new shoes. Okay, so your job is to be homeless like a queen is a minute the ones at the intersections or the off-ramps of the highway those ones just Drive around in cars to the different right and he's like smoking a baby. I can show you there's Henderson and 315 there's 315 and you're good ill yeah there's just certain intersections where they literally, I've watched them get in a car and then drive off. And so I know they're going to the next site because I see them at all of them. And I'm like, there's a, it's five people really, but it's also like the faces for me. Like you, you look at me and you're like, And I'm like, okay, you've been giving me the same goddamn face for four years. Honestly, I'd give you money if you came and waved at me and said, hey, like, no, you just sit here smoking your fucking cigarette. Which how you got that? I don't know. Maybe picked up from the ground like those old ones. Is that a thing? Oh, honey, when you're drunk and I'm going to throw up. Yeah. So you would like if you didn't, if you put on an ashtray, like you could re smoke a cigarette or you could like if there was still a little bit left, you like it's disgusting. I know. I really don't want to talk about that part on top is like the part on top is bar.

01:06:16 SPEAKER_02 Don't drop that. I thought you were going to say, Oh,

01:06:24 SPEAKER_03 So we got some problems here, folks. And if we're losing gay bars, they're dropping like flies. And I'm not sure we care about these ones, but honestly, it might be honestly, it's time. I think it might be time. I think we need to remove ourselves from town hall. Town hall moved in there. And that guy held fundraisers for Trump. It's like, yeah, short north is fucked. We should have known. Just give it. Oh, my God. I forgot. Do we even want it? No, we don't. Like, it doesn't matter. We're going to die. I have got to show you this if I can find it. Oh, my God. Tell Matt, did you see this about this Mike Pence clip in a campaign stop in Iowa? Oh, yeah, yeah. Want me to work that for me to work that for you? Well, I get it. Well, I get it. I like the ride and you've got to keep moving. I like it. I keep moving. OK.

01:07:13 SPEAKER_07 I like your ride with my drive. It's a little bit of this a little bigger than my John Deere.

01:07:20 SPEAKER_03 Thank you very much.

01:07:25 SPEAKER_01 It's like where do we even begin?

01:07:28 SPEAKER_03 Look, I want me to work this for you. Like, I'm so gay. Sorry. He calls his wife mother. It's in my pants like a faggot. Like, let's just say it. I could totally see him at a wall being like, you know, in a harness being like, you know, he's like, really, you know, it's weird to say something. Yeah, I'm not hairy on my back. You're not. It's really weird. A lot of people are really hairy. Yeah. If I I think I would have a little tiny bit here and then I would definitely have hair here. I'm going to have hair, but it's not like some people are like, you're like, I'm not really hairy though. Yeah, I know.

01:07:59 SPEAKER_00 Isn't that weird though?

01:08:00 SPEAKER_03 It's kind of interesting. I'm like, what, how did, how was your upper arm? Fucking cool. When do you go to Portugal again? September 21st. We got plenty of time to puss around. Yeah, we do. Yeah. We have two weekends. Yeah. Yeah. This is my sundry. Okay. Yeah. Sundries. We didn't even do sundries. Perfect. My sundry is don't listen into conversations that you're not a part of. And this goes out to the carny, if that's, I don't know if that's a… I don't know if that's a slur, but honestly, this one, I don't care because you threatened. So I'm at the ox roast yesterday and I'm standing by a ride and we were talking about how the children we were with lost their prizes because they put their two liters bottles that they got from the ring toss down and they went on a ride and they came back and the two liters were gone. And you know, the dad that I was with was like, yeah, it's just, I guess it's not a safe area here. And he was joking, obviously. And then the other mom, And then the other mom goes, yeah, we can't trust these shifty people and I was like Fucking carnies. Out loud. Just like, I didn't realize I was around. That was your childhood trauma coming out right there.

01:09:12 SPEAKER_00 I was literally like, fucking carnies.

01:09:14 SPEAKER_03 My parents don't like prenups or carnies.

01:09:16 SPEAKER_00 They don't, or they hate carnies.

01:09:17 SPEAKER_03 Right, literally, they're like, these people you can't trust. So I was like, fucking carnies. And then I looked over. The ride operator heard me. Well, he didn't see me, but he heard me. And he just like, yeah, what the fuck about it? And like, started looking over and I turned around real quick and was like eating some- And you were trying to make eye contact but only one eye was looking this way and the other was that way and he's like, and you're like. Literally. It's true, it's scary. No, he was like this. They are so scary, like they have- What about it?

01:09:45 SPEAKER_02 They have like osteoporosis or something.

01:09:47 SPEAKER_03 I know, it's like- I get it, but like- Well, they smoke nonstop and all they do is stand at the rides and operate. Smoke, stand, and they're like, next. And I'm like, how safe is- You're the one that's unscrewing it. At night, they are blacking out on alcohol because they sleep- Oh, I think it's more like meth. They literally sleep in like a trailer pulled behind a truck. Oh, yeah, they're like I looked in it I looked the door was open. I said are those bunk beds? Imagine the smell There's no ventilation trailer I'm not actually a fan It's a no running water for weeks at a time. It's no showers for weeks at a time. I wake up the same time at 11 o'clock and get ready for all the kids to come and I stand there and And I smoked menthols in front of everyone. It's so weird. They literally were. So yeah. Well, my Sunday's gonna be short and sweet. It's keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. I hope you have a great week. And we will talk to you next week. Make sure you call us 614-721-5336. That's 614-721-5336. We need some calls. You guys aren't calling again. Yes, please call. Please call. Common Call and Collected. Call. Common Call. Come call. Come call. Come call Kai. Okay. Okay. And, um, have a great week. Have a great week. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Have a great week. Goodbye. Bye. I feel like you're so far in the screen this way. Perfect.