F**k You Seth. I Really Liked You. (Too High, Royals, Point of Life, Twins, Gays, Sex & More)

Jim: 0:00

Oh, I thought that Yeah, I do.

The Miz: 0:03

Where are you not drinking? Or does it have McKenna?

Jim: 0:07

No, it's just spindrift here. Oh, honey, he's

Bobby: 0:12

been working.

Unknown: 0:13

Working.

The Miz: 0:14

Were you doing work after this? Oh, no.

Bobby: 0:18

Oh god, he's just been a responsible adult. But so you go to bed tonight?

Unknown: 0:22

Yeah,

Bobby: 0:22

he's gonna save lives versus us just like ruining lives.

The Miz: 0:33

Okay, I'll start What the fuck was that?

Bobby: 0:37

It was a giggle because I think you're funny.

Unknown: 0:39

Oh, hello. Hello, everybody.

Bobby: 0:41

Welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby.

Unknown: 0:44

I'm Jim.

The Miz: 0:45

I'm the man.

Unknown: 0:47

Happy Wednesday. Gay.

Bobby: 0:54

How's everybody doing? Knock? Okay, we'll have to

The Miz: 0:59

unpack that. Knock.

Bobby: 1:01

I could tell them and I saw your face in this little video chat. I was like, Oh,

Jim: 1:06

yeah, it's you and your totes in New York City.

The Miz: 1:12

I don't own a fucking tote. I never well. Oh, you will?

Unknown: 1:16

How many totes

Bobby: 1:17

gems a tote?

The Miz: 1:18

Can God I can tell if you show up with a goddamn tote.

Bobby: 1:22

He will have a fucking tote.

The Miz: 1:23

And you're getting on a flight right?

Bobby: 1:25

He'll be like, he'll be like, Oh, I got to get everything totes and go to the market.

Unknown: 1:30

Local tote

The Miz: 1:31

jam. The minute you step foot in that goddamn farmers market. We're done.

Unknown: 1:36

Oh, he's come back home.

Bobby: 1:38

Get some cheese and some Brad.

Unknown: 1:40

I love the totes.

Bobby: 1:42

Oh my god that I know you really actually do like you bring a tote every time you come here.

The Miz: 1:48

What's on the toe? It's like Whole Foods.

Jim: 1:51

Normally I just use whole foods because it's the most giant tote ever. It's almost as big as IKEA toe I can't tell is next level loop.

The Miz: 2:00

All the fucking

Bobby: 2:02

IKEA tote is actually like almost like a slang or one of those things called like, I'm not a body bag, but kind of like a body bag. I'm talking about. No, do you know what I'm talking about? No,

Unknown: 2:17

no,

Bobby: 2:18

we have no idea. Like an emergency. Like everybody has like handles and they are the people kind of but like they're carrying like somebody who's heard Oh, wow. Okay. I just I don't even

Unknown: 2:36

think you

Bobby: 2:37

know, it's like a little fucking like, it's like almost a what they call the Rangers have down the mouse and yeah, that's like an Ikea tote. You don't even know Ms. You're such a fucking liar. You just want to get past that.

Unknown: 2:51

Oh, yeah.

The Miz: 2:53

Those Yeah, those yeah. Oh, yeah.

Bobby: 2:55

Yeah, he's like, I'm not gonna argue anymore because this motherfucker is so stupid

Unknown: 2:58

in one of those.

Bobby: 3:00

Yeah, and I have to apologize ahead of time. Like I literally, I mean, I obviously I always get hyped for the show. But it's gonna be hitting me like in any moment. So like it hasn't hit yet, so I'm not adjusted.

The Miz: 3:11

So, in any moment, there might be

Bobby: 3:13

some moments where I like freeze up. So just fill in when I freeze up. Thank you.

Unknown: 3:18

Fill me and

Bobby: 3:20

shout out tourney listeners.

Unknown: 3:22

Shout out to all shout out.

Bobby: 3:27

That's right. I want to say hello to some specific people. Okay. We have some new listeners Kyle Rupert and Samuel Winnie. Shout out to them thank you

The Miz: 3:40

Welcome to the fam Welcome aboard Rupert and Winnie

Bobby: 3:45

sounds like a I used to watch a show like a lawyer like a

The Miz: 3:51

like a professional services firm like

Jim: 3:53

you guys remember. Now are up EA RT Rupert the one and only you don't remember the show route brah Yes,

The Miz: 4:04

I know that show.

Bobby: 4:06

Oh my god you're gonna label everything's fine. What's going on? I actually really don't I feel like that's like one of those like my favorite show ever. Upper like shows like only white kids watch Yeah, it was a little

Unknown: 4:20

naturally you'd be excluded

Bobby: 4:24

no

Jim: 4:26

Yeah, he didn't grow up white.

Bobby: 4:28

I don't know that cuz only little might not say anything about anything.

Jim: 4:31

He's a reverse Rachael dollars all

Unknown: 4:34

Oh my God.

Bobby: 4:37

That's bad. That was bad. That was really like if you really think about that, like how

Jim: 4:42

like, how many shots did she take just pretend

Unknown: 4:46

switching them up position for you.

Bobby: 4:49

was drinking coffee. Oh, that's a different one. Oh, wow. Okay,

Jim: 4:53

switch my we've made him feel like he cheating.

Bobby: 4:57

Break up with the girlfriend.

Jim: 5:00

Oh Lord,

Bobby: 5:01

are you guys ready? Are you ready?

Unknown: 5:14

Wow,

Bobby: 5:15

that's right. I don't really have a

The Miz: 5:17

I'm fucking screaming of you sitting there recording that like, giving it to you raw weekly.

Unknown: 5:25

Oh, it was just like, Oh,

The Miz: 5:27

I'm just dying

Bobby: 5:28

record like tonight before this and I was like how do I say it like they're back with Bobby or bareback with Bobby or like you know what I mean? I thought about calling my girlfriends and have them like beer back with Bobby. Like that's not really the message you know i mean

The Miz: 5:46

giving it to you raw weekly alright so give it to us Rob thank you I'm

Bobby: 5:51

gonna give you the raw weekly

Unknown: 5:53

dose is the air back mean?

Bobby: 5:56

I'm gonna bareback both of you. I was actually thinking of named Stan I was like, baked Bobby or like I was trying to think of like all these different ones.

The Miz: 6:04

Bobby with some Wendy's chili Oh wait, bait with Bobby

Bobby: 6:08

sorry I forgot the with

Unknown: 6:10

Welcome to beat Bobby

Bobby: 6:12

baked was Bobby now come get high with me. No, no anyway. Um, okay. So I've two things I want to talk about and I can actually give you guys the choice which one you want to hear first? Okay, I know you're not gonna like it. But we have to talk about the Royals. I'm sorry Ms. And, or I can start with what me and Jackie talked about in the backyard.

The Miz: 6:39

Um, let's start with the Royals and get it

Bobby: 6:43

that's what I figured you'd probably want to get it done with Okay, so did you watch the Megan Markel interview? You haven't watched it?

Jim: 6:51

Not I've seen means of Oprah. Jim you've got to watch that like after

Bobby: 6:56

I have not watched Okay, so here's the thing. I never cared about the Royals I don't really care about them at all. I don't really get the Lord like oh my god the queen or whatever. I don't really. I don't get it. I personally don't get it. However, when I watched this episode, this like thing with Oprah. It was pretty shocking. I'm not gonna lie. Like, way worse than I ever thought it would be. So basically, yeah, I feel like Well, what I got from that interview, but what I got from the interview was that they're all just employees of this like, firm. They don't even have a choice like they took away Harry's security because Megan his son, they weren't giving him security they're not calling him a prince because he's gonna be he's black this all came out and that that's what opened all those means that were going on. Or what?

Jim: 7:50

What? So it's

Bobby: 7:51

actually like, I know you hate them. I know you hate talking about it. And you're not Baba, but I really actually recommend you watching it because I didn't give a fuck either. And

Jim: 8:01

where you silent? Or were you silenced? silent the ladder? The ladder? Yep, there's

Bobby: 8:08

a meme.

Jim: 8:09

The I've seen a lot of meme so maybe I should watch it.

The Miz: 8:13

I think I've I've gleaned all I need to know from it. I don't need to watch it. Well, what

Bobby: 8:19

give us a little genocide qual like a rundown like

The Miz: 8:23

an expose a on like what really goes down in the royal family and undertones of like, racism and like female belittlement. So I pretty much know what the interview was.

Bobby: 8:36

All right.

Unknown: 8:37

Did I miss any you're not wrong.

Bobby: 8:39

You're not wrong, but just hearing some of the like, things that people said in that palace.

The Miz: 8:45

Right? They were concerned about what how dark the baby would be right? Obviously. Horrible.

Bobby: 8:51

It's horrible. Like up to the point where now the king or what's his fucking name? I don't know. I don't know anything. But it's like the queen. And then who's the next one? Charles.

Jim: 8:59

It's a ginger and a light skinned black woman. So what were they? how dark did they think the baby would be? That's why I'm saying like, like, first of all. Why were they asking? Through? Right, right. Besides the racism, like use your eyes.

The Miz: 9:14

You can like kind of like Detroit and how

Jim: 9:18

you mix a ginger with anything. Right? Is that wrong?

Bobby: 9:25

I personally love ginger. I was like waiting for the punch line there and I just didn't really

Jim: 9:28

get delivered. You mix a gender with anything. It's gonna be terrible.

Bobby: 9:33

I love Ginger's

The Miz: 9:35

fucking age gingers

Jim: 9:36

I know. He does love genders.

Bobby: 9:38

I love gingers

Jim: 9:40

are sexy. One gender, gender, gender,

Bobby: 9:43

one gender and gender.

Jim: 9:47

Neither is wrong.

The Miz: 9:50

But no. I mean, obviously what she's going through or what she went through was terrible. There's no contesting that I just don't need to watch to Oprah asking her about she

Jim: 9:57

does live in a $14 million.

The Miz: 9:59

Right Am I right now. As much as I do feel bad for you, like, I'm not gonna have it made. Okay, so

Bobby: 10:06

what I took out of it though, is literally, they are, it's like a big soap opera. That's like playing out in front of everybody right now. And it is just embarrassing like it's totally embarrassing to see that these people were like born into and they had to stay in it and it's like they're almost like it's almost like you want to say like blink twice if you need my help or do you know I'm saying like it's like and

The Miz: 10:30

monarchies are dumb. Let's get rid of them.

Bobby: 10:32

Why do we have to get rid of well it's all I'm saying. It is gone it's nothing it's just a it's like they have like a something linked with a tabloid so the tablets keep covering them so it's like dramatic and so that people buy the tabloid so then people then you don't I mean, it's like all our

The Miz: 10:45

key is like, like a currency. It's like it's it is it is we give them power. Correct. They don't do shit.

Bobby: 10:52

They really don't do anything. They're like,

The Miz: 10:54

dying figurehead. She's probably dead the queen. animatronic Chucky? Fucking like don't even cowardly. She doesn't look like that Rudy Giuliani though.

Jim: 11:03

But her husband looks dead Prince Philip looks apps. Oh, well, that's

Bobby: 11:08

ironic. I saw a really funny around his eyes and shit. I saw that. What is that? What's wrong with him?

Jim: 11:15

He's a zombie. That's what they call eight year old zombie

Bobby: 11:20

like how these people live so long to that's my question. I guess maybe they might be like, zombies. animatronics. That's why they're turning purple because like there have to repaint them,

The Miz: 11:29

right. They're like electronic like they're literally electronic.

Jim: 11:33

repaint the monarchs

Bobby: 11:35

we paint them Elizabeth will never die. I mean, people I just it's so embarrassing to me and after that interview you really see how fake as fuck it is. And how trapped they are like she won't have to

The Miz: 11:47

this is why why do we ever give a fuck about like the royal wedding and like all the other shit Why did anyone ever care? because

Jim: 11:56

growing up my aunt sobbing over Diana dying and I Yeah, why are you crying about a princess from another country?

The Miz: 12:03

Right? Like I'm sorry that somebody died? That's the extent of my remorse.

Unknown: 12:07

Like that. Yeah, I

Bobby: 12:08

didn't really understand that either. Like really? Oh my god. I'm like,

The Miz: 12:12

Diana, but all these other people can like get fucking murdered and no one cares. Like, buy England rose

Bobby: 12:17

or what is it? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know. That was like a big thing. And that's also what I need to kiss spyros or know what is it? That's all when? And I always Yeah,

The Miz: 12:36

this is big Bobby and I'll be performing kissed by a rose

Bobby: 12:39

kissed by a rose. I forgot we were bare backing right? Yeah, we are full bareback right now like I'm about to come.

Unknown: 12:48

Oh, no.

Bobby: 12:48

Now we're about to get fucking bizarre now here we're gonna get deep and raw. You ready?

Unknown: 12:55

Okay,

Bobby: 12:56

so she was talking about how I saw the moon. We're going kind of back to the moon but not really. So she was like that was really got me thinking and we were just thinking and so I was talking with her when the pumps were playing up back there was playing up back the pumps. And they miss me a bit.

The Miz: 13:17

I just got really concerned when I heard it that playing with the pup playing with the pots outside that which does really

Bobby: 13:24

well anyway, so we thought about it. And are we ever really happy now? right that's actually the answer I came up with and so did she because you know you see these people who make millions of dollars who still like fuck have fucking horrible lives because they don't know how to control like my thought on it is so you get so oh my god I'm it's hitting takeover.

Jim: 13:53

You get you get in your life that you forget what's important, and you don't have fun anymore. Yeah. Oh

Bobby: 14:00

my god. I have no idea what I was talking about literally.

Unknown: 14:03

Okay. This is like bareback game.

Bobby: 14:07

Oh my god. I feel like I'm having like a

Jim: 14:10

stroke.

Bobby: 14:11

Oh my god. Yeah. Again.

Jim: 14:15

My God, that meme you shared. That person is like every time I get sugar, let's try it. You're like, I'm feeling fine. Do I have a heartbeat? Can you feel my heart? Literally, that's

Bobby: 14:26

me kind of right now. It's fine. It's fine. Just feel my heart.

Jim: 14:31

Stroke every time. We've got

Bobby: 14:34

to like, bring it back. This is why start slurring and I got to like, bring it back and come back into my body

Unknown: 14:40

back into your body.

Bobby: 14:42

So why aren't you happy ever? Because you never. Once you achieve one thing, you go after another thing and you go after everything with that.

The Miz: 14:49

There's no end game ever. No, just like connects next next and that's like what greed is all about too. It's like, you start with wanting like $200,000 and you want 400,000 And you want a million let me like 5 million like it does.

Bobby: 15:03

Right? Once I get one car one another car once I get right, it's like, and so we were like kind of playing this out and it was kind of like, kind of scary to think about. Like you will never. How do you break the cycle

The Miz: 15:16

you stop placing value on we just die,

Jim: 15:19

guys, Buddhism you guys are talking about attach oh and breaking the cycle of suffering by ending attachment. Alright, literally what you and Jackie were talking about that's weird it

Bobby: 15:30

isn't. So maybe we should like look into that. Yeah, maybe I'll look into it this weekend with noble truths. Four Noble Truths and one lie. I don't know why I was gonna say that fortress and why?

Jim: 15:42

Oh, my god Bobby's food is

Bobby: 15:44

I think I might be a Buddhist because like thinking about it like, so how you have to break that cycle by not caring about anything is basically what you're saying. You have to eliminate your attachments and your desires. But then what do you want? Then? What do you do? I think

The Miz: 15:58

you just live in like the moment and you just like take each day and live it to the fullest with like your help other relationships and like, look for other things in life. I mean, I think it's fucking bullshit, but that's what they want you to do.

Unknown: 16:15

Wow, Bobby, so yeah,

Bobby: 16:17

it's been deep. And I was hoping to get a little more out of you guys, because I was like, really shocked by the thought of it. Just because it's like we shot and that's what

Jim: 16:26

I can tell you to two unhappy people. So it's like we're like, yes. You need to find a happy person. And that's

The Miz: 16:33

true. I mean, whether or not I'm attached to things I'm always gonna want to fucking die.

Bobby: 16:40

Wow, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you. You know what I'm saying? Um, yeah. So. So then what's the opposite of that? Like, do you get super angry and then you just keep getting angrier and angrier. Instead of happier like, you're still chasing like anger like you just keep getting more and more angry. you're chasing the next tie. That's all I'm saying. Like is it work both ways? Maybe like if you Yeah,

The Miz: 17:08

it may work both ways. Interesting coin.

Bobby: 17:12

Like you're miserable about one thing, but then you go bigger and bigger. Bigger miseries.

The Miz: 17:17

Yeah, that's a way

Bobby: 17:18

I have to find something else. Something bigger to pay like first it was your lungs. Then it was a tote bag. Like you know I'm saying what's next our next this next is

Unknown: 17:29

I can guide

Bobby: 17:30

you. That'll be a sad day. Yeah, you can. Yeah.

Jim: 17:34

When we visit listen to the MS on the plane on the way home. He's like, You know what? I really fucking

Bobby: 17:38

those packets from Columbus.

The Miz: 17:43

Ah, yay. You know what? That's pretty accurate. Wow.

Bobby: 17:48

So some truths are being told. Oh, no,

The Miz: 17:51

no, that was the lie of my four Buddhist truth.

Bobby: 17:55

Four truths and one lie.

Unknown: 17:57

You get one my truth and a lie.

Bobby: 18:00

That's I don't know where the fuck that was going.

Unknown: 18:02

So you get one lie in life.

Bobby: 18:05

Just one if you had one lie.

Unknown: 18:07

Lie in life. How about that? That's like you're gonna

Bobby: 18:12

Yeah, yeah. Cuz life and lie lie.

Unknown: 18:16

Right caught me. I

Bobby: 18:17

caught it. I guess it just didn't land.

The Miz: 18:20

In team like

Bobby: 18:24

there's no it and threesome.

The Miz: 18:33

Bobby, thank you so true. There is no it in threesome. Wait, was it it?

Unknown: 18:41

I don't think it was. There's no

Bobby: 18:45

awesome threesome.

The Miz: 18:46

There's no iron. Yeah, I mean,

Bobby: 18:49

I don't know. Wow.

The Miz: 18:51

There's no I it's a documentary on HBO

Bobby: 18:54

though. It's so good. It's really good. I'll try that. Yeah, you should watch that.

The Miz: 18:58

Is it as good better or worse than the Oprah Magazine about a

Jim: 19:02

girl who's like, in two relationships and trying to navigate sorta? Okay, kind of.

Bobby: 19:11

It's new. You just got to watch it. It's, I'm gonna start making a list for you.

The Miz: 19:17

Is it this specific thing I'm thinking of?

Unknown: 19:20

Kinda.

Bobby: 19:22

Okay, well, I

The Miz: 19:24

know this documentary about this this test. Is it that kind of, kind of

Unknown: 19:29

not at all.

The Miz: 19:32

something completely separate. So I apologize right now I'm so backing with Bobby.

Unknown: 19:50

Hey, maybe

Bobby: 19:56

the bears will get some spelling a b e AR back

Unknown: 20:01

Oh, thank you.

Bobby: 20:05

Like I'm a bear.

Unknown: 20:07

Oh, okay. Are you?

Bobby: 20:11

Wow, actually when we go to the eagle, they're gonna hit on you guys if you're showing your little chest hairs if you shut up in a beard apps the fuck are you kidding? You're called an otter, honey.

Jim: 20:23

Oh, yeah, your hair is fog regrow it. I am hairy right now like it's bad. Nothing like the MS. But

Bobby: 20:32

yeah, I thought you're just saying like, Oh, yeah, well, the manscaped you do that on your whole body? I

The Miz: 20:36

got rid of my ass hair. But not my daycare.

Jim: 20:39

I did. Oh, no, like daycare costs

The Miz: 20:42

just out of like the interest of time.

Unknown: 20:44

I did that too. Yeah, like, finish, like

Bobby: 20:49

the whole has a better chance to get in touch than the deck.

The Miz: 20:51

Yeah, I got you. That's pretty standard always. Right. Okay. Okay. I have like three things to say prior to getting into what people wrote into us, which is nuts.

Unknown: 21:14

It is. It's a classic.

The Miz: 21:16

I'm just gonna warn you guys. It's not. But the first thing I have to say is okay, three main principal reasons why I'm miserable right now. Number one, my mark tastes like soap. And I don't really know why. I discussed it. Number two. It's so fucking hot. Is it hot in Columbus? Yes,

Bobby: 21:35

actually, I noticed last night.

The Miz: 21:36

Oh yeah, I'm not happy. That's why I'm in this room where my air conditioner is. And I went outside today and like a sweatshirt because I don't have a fucking summer body. I can't be walking around in a T shirt sweatshirt. The word sweatshirt? You don't think dripping sweat. dripping you lose weight. Right? Well, I need to in order to wear clothes that are suitable for the water. So right now. That's number two. Like, why if mortal by them?

Bobby: 22:00

Yeah, it's the spring.

The Miz: 22:03

March 17 is when this will be released. It's still. Okay, then. Get this. Do you remember when Mikey snapped in half?

Bobby: 22:16

Yes.

The Miz: 22:17

And do you remember when I had a fucking robot to let me in? Yes. This was all contingent on the intercom system remaining functional. Oh, and it's no longer.

Bobby: 22:29

Why?

Unknown: 22:30

What happened?

The Miz: 22:32

I don't know. I went out to get coffee yesterday and it came back and of course my little robot and it just didn't open. I was like, what's going on? Oh, so now I have to continue on with my stupid low key like fidgeting. But luckily, it's like a whole building problem. And people have been like writing notes being like the intercoms broken fix it. Oh, that'll get it short term. But when I I'm done with New York, fucking hate this goddamn city hook. It all explodes.

Bobby: 22:58

Yeah. I'm so excited.

Unknown: 23:01

I'm so excited to

The Miz: 23:04

be so fun anyway.

Jim: 23:07

So the building are you gonna fight your super again?

The Miz: 23:10

No, no, no, I'm just gonna be passive aggressive like leave trash in the hallway. Well, then

Bobby: 23:15

you're just a New Yorker, then.

The Miz: 23:16

I'm just mad now. I'm just like, not gonna live by the rules. I'm gonna pay rent like 15 days late. Like why is an extra moratorium What? Oh, that's true. Oh. I'm really gonna sprinkle trash all through the building.

Bobby: 23:33

Like a little gate period. I

The Miz: 23:34

ended up fucking spilled outside my goddamn door like,

Bobby: 23:38

Okay, can you please you would never

Jim: 23:39

spill alcohol? No, no way. Maybe like

The Miz: 23:42

iced coffee. I'll be walking. Like, whoops. And it just falls all over the place. And then people will slip and fall and I'll be like, I'll sue them.

Bobby: 23:51

And then you can take over all of New York, SUNY New York.

The Miz: 23:55

I will rise to power and burn this fucking building to the ground. Oh, wow.

Bobby: 23:59

I feel like that's what a promise not a

Unknown: 24:01

that is a promise.

Bobby: 24:03

I'm going to burn This. This. This building only to the ground. So it's not as great as you thought I was gonna be my robot. No, the Upper West.

The Miz: 24:12

No, no, this is like icing on the fucking cake though. It's exactly how I feel.

Jim: 24:23

Like, well, you still pay rent at the other apartment. So you could go there.

Bobby: 24:27

I thought about that. Actually, you could go back to the east side.

The Miz: 24:30

I could I could go back to my trusty shithole.

Bobby: 24:33

No, no, I like your new place.

The Miz: 24:37

You know what? I kind of I did too, but like it's on Saturday night.

Bobby: 24:43

Right? We got to get to work.

The Miz: 24:46

And maybe I'll just like not renew and go somewhere else.

Bobby: 24:49

That's what I was actually thinking and it's

The Miz: 24:51

only till November 15. So what is that? Like? Oh, nine months? Yeah.

Bobby: 24:58

Eight months. That's not far at all. So we can move a little more south to Hell's Kitchen.

The Miz: 25:02

Yeah, I'll just keep stacking garbage all over the building and be like, I don't know who's doing it fucking bitch ass. Can I just say somebody learned in my lane or had a heart attack at his desk? And like, I don't mean got shot in the face? I'd be like, yes. I'd be like, Good, good. That was a productive move on someone's end.

Bobby: 25:23

Wow, I just don't even know what to say.

The Miz: 25:25

You don't have borders, super. All of them. Anyone who's associated with managing this building should die.

Bobby: 25:31

You should actually look up the management company.

The Miz: 25:33

I know the management company. I left them voicemails. Ah,

Jim: 25:37

please advise, please advise

The Miz: 25:39

ASAP. ASAP. And like I'm sure to most people the intercom being out isn't that big of a deal. But you also didn't give me a new key. So here's why it's a huge deal for me.

Bobby: 25:51

Oh my god, wait.

The Miz: 25:53

Fucking idiots. This is what happens when you fucking manager Gundam building.

Unknown: 25:59

Do you

Bobby: 25:59

see Do you have a key?

The Miz: 26:02

I have a key but it sucks. Okay?

Bobby: 26:05

Because you're afraid to break it again.

The Miz: 26:07

Well, I made three copies of the shitty key on like different material. In case it breaks again. By like the one that was cooking from like the get. So that's why I didn't even think it worked. Because you have to like, sit with it for like 45 seconds. And like that wouldn't really be a huge deal. Because I'm like, on the corner. So like, I'm just like in the public eye.

Bobby: 26:30

Like it's so embarrassing. Like you're trying to break in,

The Miz: 26:33

right? Well, right. Like yesterday, this woman was like sell stuff illegally, like on the corner like police officers telling her in the background, like, seemingly picking this lock and I'm like, Don't look at me like blah, blah, blah. And finally it goes in. Like I put my coffee on the grounds on like, fidgeting with It's so annoying. And then the worst of them people who live here come down and they see me doing it. They're like, like, you're

Bobby: 26:59

the weird building. What

The Miz: 27:00

are you doing? I'm like, your fucking key like, I don't know what to tell you.

Bobby: 27:05

Who's the nightmare in the building? Who can't

Unknown: 27:12

see my apartment? Let's go

Bobby: 27:16

Oh my God, you're so embarrassed.

The Miz: 27:19

I already am you know, but you know what's gonna happen now is I'm going to use to it and just be like, here we go for five minutes trying to get new fucking building.

Unknown: 27:25

Oh my god.

The Miz: 27:27

I can see my place. Okay, let's go Shake Shack. Fucking Shake Shack lines. Like looking around the corner. Like oh my god breaking into this goddamn building.

Bobby: 27:35

Can you smell the Shake Shack like in your apartment?

The Miz: 27:38

Sometimes if I open this window right now. I can hear people fucking ordering now and it's so annoying. Well, like I'll take a shack burger cheese fries. Like Get the fuck out of here.

Bobby: 27:49

Oh, God. Oh, sorry.

Jim: 27:51

I just have to say there's a problem with Shake Shack. From the vegetarian standpoint, their burger is like a mushroom cap. And it's like, sorry, I don't really want a mushroom for the burger. Oh,

Bobby: 28:04

vegetarian options. Socks.

Jim: 28:06

It's not like a veggie burger. It's just a mushroom.

Bobby: 28:09

That's gross. That's disgusting. Actually.

Jim: 28:14

I think it's Bs, but I just don't know you're a vegetarian.

The Miz: 28:19

easy fix to this is just eat me.

Unknown: 28:23

I mean, no. Gay. I have to be an ethical vegan bisexual.

Bobby: 28:33

We're by now we're bite. You're a baby. Now.

Unknown: 28:37

Your B.

Jim: 28:39

Last week you were t now your B?

Bobby: 28:41

I think you're maybe just Q.

Unknown: 28:43

Yeah, I think you're

Bobby: 28:45

I think you're just in the queue now, honey. I think I said honey.

The Miz: 28:52

Honey.

Bobby: 28:54

I'm trying to stop saying honey,

Unknown: 28:56

honey.

Jim: 28:57

Oh, in the beginning, we were counting the honeys

Bobby: 29:01

we were that's what oh my god. We were. Yeah, so it's never it's never going away.

Jim: 29:06

So you can't get rid of the honey count.

Bobby: 29:09

I can't even keep track.

Unknown: 29:12

Honey, cock sucker.

The Miz: 29:18

So, so we posted on Reddit, to field some responses for what's making people miserable this week. And, okay, it's epic. There's so much shit going on in this page. But like, the one that garnered the most conversation was the following statement. In response to what's making you miserable. The fact that American infrastructure is such shit, especially our distinct lack of trains. I'm sorry if I lived all these years mostly make me miserable was a lack of trains in the United States of America. Call it like fuck out

Unknown: 30:04

oh no like the structure you stay

The Miz: 30:07

up all night be like oh my god I was sure it's a train that went from here to here oh my god there's no infrastructure What? Let's get into

Jim: 30:15

now we to become carbon neutral we need trains and we Oh I get it now that's why Reed's obsessive fucking like we're going backwards right much better to travel by train than by playing carbon perspective not valuable especially if you can make them electric trains and then make that renewable energy generating the like

The Miz: 30:38

oh right but like, you know like a train like how long would a train take me to get

Jim: 30:42

longer Columbus? Oh, that would probably eight hours

The Miz: 30:47

versus a flight? One one. Yeah. Okay, so like sorry Earth I'm gonna choose one to seven hours parking corner.

Bobby: 30:54

Okay, so why aren't you flying here then when you come here? You said you're going to drive

The Miz: 30:58

now so that's a shoo in that I hate flying. Just not from a carbon just like just like it was like, here's the thing is like I very like I don't want to die in like the hands of someone else. Yeah, I don't want to die like in like this whole like wave of fear. Yeah, like,

Bobby: 31:23

you want to choose your death.

The Miz: 31:25

I'm gonna be like, either like, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna do it myself. Or like, I'm gonna like be sick. Yeah, you gotta like, call me old fashioned. Fucking lung cancer.

Bobby: 31:37

Well, then stop taking your lung pills, bitch.

The Miz: 31:40

I took I took two. Oh, and I felt really weird. Really?

Bobby: 31:45

Yeah. Oh, no. Like, what do you when you say weird? What do you mean?

The Miz: 31:48

Okay, but wait, let me tell you guys something else is I think the thing that's been making me the most sick lately is my continued consumption of my melted vitamins.

Bobby: 31:57

melted, melted,

The Miz: 31:59

but they melted. And that's how you got on. So I had the gummy vitamins. Oh, no. And they were sitting in the sun and then melted into one big vitamins. ripping pieces off and eating them. And I think it's making me sick. Sounds like an old wives tale.

Unknown: 32:17

No,

Bobby: 32:18

I became one and now I eat it like the host of Jesus Christ.

The Miz: 32:21

Right. I break off the body of Christ. Yeah, I'm Brad one body. And I think it's making me sick. So I throw them away. Anyway, so now I know why people are getting arms about the condom infrastructure. So Nevermind. Well, um, yeah. Plus, you

Jim: 32:39

can do whatever you want. Like you get on the train. You don't have to drive.

Bobby: 32:43

I like flying personally.

Jim: 32:45

But you don't mean fly somewhere. That's like an hour and a half drive away. But if you could get on a train and do it.

Bobby: 32:51

It's Yeah, you're I would say that I'd say closer travel. I'd like a train. Yeah, instead of a car.

The Miz: 32:57

But so like, I'd like to know like, which like, but like, What are they talking about? That doesn't exist.

Bobby: 33:03

I say a three hour radius around me. I won't fly I would drive.

The Miz: 33:07

Yes, but they want a train.

Bobby: 33:10

So then but I would take a train as opposed to an airplane and read a book or something. I'd probably just take out a boat and freak out

The Miz: 33:18

trains because like, I hate like that moment when like, it's filling up. And like people are walking like looking around and like they spot you and you're just like no, like, you know, you may not sit here don't sit. Don't keep walking.

Bobby: 33:32

Get on the next train. Like no when you say train Do you mean like Amtrak?

The Miz: 33:36

I'm talking about Amtrak? I don't know what the fuck is here?

Bobby: 33:38

I've never been on a train. Really?

The Miz: 33:43

Well never been on a train.

Bobby: 33:45

Not really the only the closest I've been to being on a train is when we went to Denver. And we went from the airport that's kind of like a train Yeah,

Unknown: 33:51

that's fun.

Bobby: 33:52

So I but I really don't ride trains I never did guess call me upper class. We don't do trains. I don't know if there is trains in the south. Are there is there any Amtrak throughout the south? I think it's like they take up take a Greyhound bus in the south.

The Miz: 34:13

Okay, so yeah, this person to open arms about trains. This one person says there's no viable socialist or communist party.

Bobby: 34:23

This is what's being invisible. Man, it's a gay community. It's asked gay bros or whatever.

The Miz: 34:31

Yeah, and then this one fits right in a guy I've been texting recently. who promised we could have some fun, but no showed him ghost it. Fuck you, Seth. I really liked you.

Bobby: 34:43

Oh my god. That's the name of the episode.

The Miz: 34:45

Sorry person. I'm laughing in your fucking face right now. Like, well, I really liked you. When I went through

Bobby: 34:53

this list. It is the funniest plus,

The Miz: 34:55

we could have some fun.

Bobby: 34:57

I mean, when I read it, I was like oh, I want to be a communist. And the next one's like I'm gassy and the next one's like I

The Miz: 35:05

wish I could. Trains Yeah.

Bobby: 35:07

And there's no infrastructure. These are like unbelievable answers, like in a row. Like it's just so bizarre.

The Miz: 35:12

It's mostly just house stuff. I've got a bunch of projects that I want done this spring, and it's a lot of hassle calling people to get estimates and setting things up like me. overweight, ugly and still virgins. I still get you know, oh, I hear ya. I hear I hear about

Jim: 35:33

the overweight part. Right. Oh, oh, is that on there?

The Miz: 35:38

Yeah, my future is at a standstill because of terrible luck. I'm stuck in a homophobic country because of things not working out. Plus, I just realized the guy I like who I've been flirting incessantly with for the past year might be seeing someone, but I have no foot to stand on. Because we're continents apart. Get a fucking grip.

Unknown: 36:03

Wow.

Bobby: 36:04

Thank you, right.

The Miz: 36:06

We have a few stuff. I really liked you and this guy that were in love with it. Away from me, not miles, not states, not countries, continents. Like, find someone in your same continent. I don't think that that. general advice I've been putting off so hard. Generally speaking, I believe

Bobby: 36:29

he lives in another country.

The Miz: 36:30

Find someone in your continent. There's only seven continents. How

Unknown: 36:35

I just that's like

The Miz: 36:37

I live in North America. But I really like someone in Antarctica like why

Unknown: 36:45

are these people like my favorites?

The Miz: 36:48

Bucky? Seth I really like

Bobby: 36:50

I mean, that's literally the name of this episode. I don't give a fuck fuck you actually want to get a shirt says fuck you suck

The Miz: 36:56

you sass. I really liked you.

Unknown: 36:58

I didn't know the name Sam.

Bobby: 37:00

It's almost like the new like Bye bye. Bye Felicia.

Unknown: 37:05

Our

Jim: 37:06

Yeah, the bad kid in Toy Story.

Bobby: 37:09

I suck always is like plays by the rules, but they try to be like risque sometimes it isn't. Well,

Jim: 37:16

I think of an emo kid. I think of like a

Bobby: 37:18

tall skinny like awkward looking pale person. I

The Miz: 37:21

imagine this Okay,

Jim: 37:23

yeah, yeah, that's about

The Miz: 37:25

fuck you Saffy sure I'm gonna get a tattoo to my fuckin ass crack Bucky sounds

Unknown: 37:30

like deer That's hot. Honestly who and now tear free

The Miz: 37:34

whenever people are down they're gonna be like wait, Who's it from Reddit. Thought of so yeah, thank you I mean honestly, I know all we do is roast you once you write in but please continue to write in because

Bobby: 37:51

Well, that was just so bizarre. I was like thinking it's like a gauge chat something like oh, I'm lonely or I don't know it's like I'm gassy. Oh, I hate communist and socialist and

The Miz: 38:01

viable comments on my house projects I have to call around and get estimates

Bobby: 38:05

well oh my god it's such hard work.

Jim: 38:09

You hire a contractor to do those calls for you.

Bobby: 38:12

Wait that is really sorry that's really content like

Unknown: 38:15

you have case calls

Bobby: 38:18

it takes 30 minutes to call you're fucking

The Miz: 38:21

right right by my porch god bless read it

Bobby: 38:27

God bless God bless I'm because that was like I will put the link up this week so you can read it

The Miz: 38:34

calm is that the MS? That's the MS.

Unknown: 38:38

Yay.

Bobby: 38:48

I was trying to figure out what the next segment would be like I was like do I just hit the gym one or I can't got I must like fell out. I think I might rise and fall Oh,

The Miz: 39:04

you're crying that was the funniest thing you've ever done. Not No no. no longer the hot dog water viral Yeah,

Bobby: 39:26

that's fine.

Unknown: 39:29

I can take a bite. Just eat it right now that kid problems

Bobby: 39:33

do you have the more you know? I have to Oh god.

Jim: 39:37

I'm excited like I had one but then it's not long enough. Oh my God, look at this little honey.

Bobby: 39:44

I know you let us lie your swim trunks.

Unknown: 39:49

I literally

Bobby: 39:54

I don't even know what I did. I just lost my like I kind of like my head was about to explode. You know I'm saying and then you see like Light. That's what happened to me during that segment.

Unknown: 40:06

Oh, my God, do I have a giant water bottle next?

The Miz: 40:20

Like, blood pressure? Oh, I

Bobby: 40:33

didn't know it's gonna be this big one. I'm

Unknown: 40:36

like two liters of water. Is it? Wow. Wow,

Jim: 40:46

I'm gonna give a heart failure patient a day.

The Miz: 40:50

But low blood pressure.

Bobby: 40:52

I don't ever I really don't ever. I don't know I was gonna say oh my god, we gotta go on We gotta move on.

Unknown: 41:00

We gotta move on.

Bobby: 41:04

I can't wait to see that. I'm gonna get the clip and everything. That was

Unknown: 41:11

the more you know with Chin up. Yay. Yay, people to Fun Facts today. Yes. Oh, yay.

Jim: 41:33

Our first one is something that I just thought would creep out Bobby. So I had Yeah. Okay. Do you guys know anyone whose parents are twins identical twins. whose parents are identical twins.

The Miz: 41:49

Yeah, like like like, What?

Unknown: 41:52

What together? You know what happens in Ohio?

Jim: 41:59

Well, it does crash. Okay, I don't know. Okay, cuz like I've had friends. I grew up with friends whose parents

Bobby: 42:07

cuz I was like this. My grandma was a twin.

Unknown: 42:10

Okay, but she an identical twin.

Jim: 42:12

Your grandma. Let's see how do we do this? So your grandma was a twin. Okay, so your Is it your dad or your mom then my dad. Okay. So your grandma's sister had kids?

Unknown: 42:31

What? Did she have kids?

Bobby: 42:35

Who's my grandma's sister?

Unknown: 42:36

My grandma had a sister. I'm so good.

Jim: 42:39

You said your grandma's twins. Oh.

Bobby: 42:42

Oh, no, she Why do you assume it was a sister?

Jim: 42:46

pithre I didn't know the gender back then. There were only two. Oh wait.

Bobby: 42:50

So if they're

Jim: 42:53

identical, they both have vaginas? I guess. Okay. Okay. I didn't know

Bobby: 42:59

if identical prices

The Miz: 43:01

that like they're both different sects of Bobby. Identical

Jim: 43:04

means they're the same. They look the same. But they have

Bobby: 43:11

the same eyebrows. This is folly. I'm pulling on the

Jim: 43:16

name. Okay, anyways, so, Oh, wow. Okay,

The Miz: 43:21

yes, they should have similar notes.

Jim: 43:26

I thought it wouldn't freak Bobby out and it's just

The Miz: 43:28

confusing, spiraling,

Bobby: 43:31

spiraling, um, spiraled.

Unknown: 43:33

Oh my fuck.

Jim: 43:35

You're a spiral noodle with Alfredo sauce.

Bobby: 43:38

Okay, at least I'm down to a friend. Oh, and that was on your pasta.

Jim: 43:44

Okay, so that this is the point the children of identical twins, instead of being cousins are genetically half siblings. So you think you have a cousin but you actually have a half sibling, even though it's like your aunt's child. Because your your and your aunt have the exact same DNA. So their kids are half related to you. That's fact. So your cousins are your half siblings.

Bobby: 44:14

Only if it comes from a twin,

Jim: 44:16

identical twin.

Bobby: 44:19

Identical non identical.

Unknown: 44:20

You know what an identical twin? Apparently I didn't I thought

Jim: 44:26

fraternal twin Is that what you're thinking of?

Bobby: 44:30

No, but like, No, I'm not gonna go into a

The Miz: 44:36

crack. Crack thinking of like fill in the whale from rock rock.

Bobby: 44:42

Yeah, right. Yes. Yes. That's fraternal.

Unknown: 44:45

I thought that was

Jim: 44:47

identical means they're the exact same. They look the same everywhere. They have the same genetic information. Okay.

Unknown: 44:59

Like not good. Bend your leg up. Okay. Oh, well, Jim.

Bobby: 45:09

Oh, yeah, that again, everything cut out.

Jim: 45:13

Okay, the next Fun fact comes to us from Sweden and Sweden. And this is I found this interesting because I've always wondered why do people do nice things. But in Sweden, when blood that you've donated gets used you get a text message to say that it was used

The Miz: 45:38

like, Hey, we used your blood.

Jim: 45:39

Yeah, like thanks for donating your blood, your blood saved it and it saved someone's life. Okay. Would you give blood if you would get a text when you knew it was used?

The Miz: 45:50

I would like sway me either. Which way? Well, I'd give it I give it to No, it's gonna you

Bobby: 46:03

just gave blood last week?

The Miz: 46:04

Yeah, free bitches. Got it.

Unknown: 46:10

Let's all do.

Bobby: 46:13

Now we're gonna act like we're never gonna do it again. But we're back on the bridge.

The Miz: 46:17

Mitch, I'm a nun. You're not having sex ever

Bobby: 46:20

again. Every time I go get tested. I'm like, Jesus, please. Sorry for everything I've ever done. I'll never do it again. Boy now Amen. And then it's like the next. I know I said this last time, Father,

The Miz: 46:35

but time is time. It's different.

Bobby: 46:37

It's different. I feel different. Now.

The Miz: 46:39

I feel very different now. And that I think I might actually have it. Okay, interesting. You brought that up, though, because I feel like no one does something nice for the pure sake of being nice. Right? And

Jim: 46:51

that's what I'm always just

Bobby: 46:53

to try to get them happy.

The Miz: 46:54

Always a personal gain.

Bobby: 46:58

Nobody is ever real.

The Miz: 47:01

Yeah, like, there's no such thing as selflessness.

Bobby: 47:03

No. And that's, and every time and everybody fucking knows when you're like, Hey, thanks for the follow. Or, hey, you add somebody you want them to add you back. That's all your reason you're fucking doing anything.

The Miz: 47:15

True. True. I was talking more along the lines of like charity. Like he's going

Unknown: 47:19

into social

The Miz: 47:22

on social media interaction as well.

Jim: 47:25

But also True. True, but yeah, like why do people do charity work? Why do people do is to feel good about themselves?

The Miz: 47:32

Right? Because they always say I'm happy to give back that inherently means that you're doing it for your own personal gain. Because you want to

Jim: 47:38

feel so good to get back. Right?

The Miz: 47:41

Is that what you want? So you're doing it for that?

Bobby: 47:43

Just to be able to have that just have that conversation? Probably. I got to Becky

The Miz: 47:48

right to be like oh man, I'm donating like,

Bobby: 47:50

Oh my God, we donated like $1,000

Jim: 47:52

I just got the text that my blood was used.

Bobby: 47:56

That was kind of like weird.

Jim: 47:59

More people donated blood. What if you don't get a text? I mean your bloods bad your

The Miz: 48:03

bloods? Sitting there collecting dust?

Bobby: 48:04

Sorry, you've expired?

Unknown: 48:07

It does go Thanks. batch, does it?

Bobby: 48:11

Yeah, the cookies are like a little lollipop. I've actually never given blood and

Jim: 48:16

well, gay people aren't allowed. Yeah. Sorry. They change the rules. It's like if you have an outage like mine in six months, it's like, I don't even know it was a year. Yeah, it used. I mean, it used to be everything

Bobby: 48:30

like Corona. Like push it forward. Corona, push our agenda forward. No, no.

Jim: 48:35

The question is, if we're screening for everything anyways, like HIV and other like, why does it matter?

The Miz: 48:40

Right? It's because I don't want them to turn out gay.

Unknown: 48:43

Yeah, it's a gay blood. It's the gay blood. game But

Bobby: 48:49

meanwhile, the junkie of the street. He can come down at anytime he wants. Right?

The Miz: 48:56

You've only fucked that crack whore on the back porch.

Bobby: 48:58

Okay, come right in. The fat gets you're not allowed to end but this whole crack whore can come in and give her blood.

The Miz: 49:04

Her teeth are falling out.

Bobby: 49:08

I'm like this cute gay person walking up. Right looks healthy and fresh. Ah, whatever. Well, I look a little rough right now. This hair this fucking here.

The Miz: 49:17

I'm gonna say I don't know who in this group. You're calling out the in front.

Bobby: 49:21

Yeah. When I'm saying I'm snatched I mean, I'm not snatch. You don't I mean? the fuck down

Unknown: 49:30

to the ground.

The Miz: 49:30

I'm snap. I'm bad.

Bobby: 49:32

I look ugly. Right now. I need a fucking haircut. I know I love when you get a haircut at your house. It looks so good. When I get a haircut like literally the first week after a haircut.

Jim: 49:41

It does

Bobby: 49:42

money. I'll be getting it Tuesday.

Unknown: 49:44

Get rid of that.

The Miz: 49:47

Yeah, this little thing, honey. Yeah, we all gotta get fresh cuts before New York. Oh, we're

Bobby: 49:52

doing a photo shoot.

The Miz: 49:53

Oh, like every day for at least like an hour is like a photo op. We're gonna go everywhere. We're gonna have dinner. Yeah, well go everywhere.

Jim: 50:04

Oh, we are having a lot of dinners. I've already got a lot

The Miz: 50:06

of dinners like we're gonna go from dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner.

Jim: 50:09

And look at Bobby He's like, I don't eat. Just funny part though.

Bobby: 50:14

That's what's so funny though.

The Miz: 50:16

So you can just eat it all over and over and over again.

Jim: 50:19

There you go, Bobby.

Bobby: 50:22

Right back to the eating disorder. So

Unknown: 50:24

puke, you baby. Boy you burn for me. Oh, yeah.

Bobby: 50:30

Oh my god. Okay, honey, just keep sticking your fingers down there.

Unknown: 50:39

Are we going to our fourth dinner?

Bobby: 50:40

Where's the reservation?

The Miz: 50:42

Is this a result? Oh, sorry. I was late. puking my friend. party at

Bobby: 50:49

our hotel. is right across the street from what landmark?

The Miz: 50:56

What's what cross streets? Is it on

Jim: 50:58

the Columbus arch?

Bobby: 51:00

It's on Broadway. And in between Broadway and eighth on 54th Street

The Miz: 51:05

was a landmark I'm 54 landmark Yeah, no, I don't I don't know. But I think I hate to think about the street.

Unknown: 51:21

Broadway

The Miz: 51:21

is that stupid stat like figure that statue? What is the street? What street 54 Studio 54

Unknown: 51:32

Yeah. Oh, wow.

The Miz: 51:34

I miss you who won the prize thinking of that stupid like love the statue that's on like six and 50 and 54

Bobby: 51:43

I don't know but we're right across from Studio 40 thank

The Miz: 51:45

god Oh, you're not gonna say that. If we're in between Broadway and eighth on 54th street we are in like Mecca if we go on Avenue over

Bobby: 51:55

of gays out of the hotels in a prime fucking spot

The Miz: 52:01

for your house kitchen

Bobby: 52:01

and like you're like a flaming Broadway we're in the middle of Broadway

The Miz: 52:05

fuckin boxers the roof top will be opened by then.

Bobby: 52:10

I'll never get on the roof at boxers I don't know how to route what's new. Oh bed so that was like really cramped bathrooms in the basement.

The Miz: 52:18

Yeah, wow. Those

Bobby: 52:19

are so there's like a homeless guy last time jacking off or something? I was like yeah, like I gotta go. That's a murder waiting to happen.

Unknown: 52:27

Yeah.

The Miz: 52:29

Right. We can go to the flaming saddles we can go to boxers. boxers,

Bobby: 52:34

boxers Hell's Kitchen. And then my like Mickey's planes that

Unknown: 52:37

are we buried?

Bobby: 52:39

Yeah, we gotta go to rebury. Anyway,

The Miz: 52:42

and we're going to hardware if we go over the 10th and then I can read you guys. My favorite little hookah lounge. Oh my god.

Unknown: 52:47

Oh,

Bobby: 52:49

I can't get my nails done. Let me

Jim: 52:52

18

The Miz: 52:53

I just perfect. We'll go there in between dinners then.

Bobby: 52:56

Perfect. That's how Yeah, we got to go find a good Korean. Yeah, now there's Korean.

Jim: 53:03

Korean, a Korean

Bobby: 53:06

crowd or ran Quran. We love Tron nail. The Quran we're gonna be reading in New York City.

Jim: 53:16

grazes to the holla fog, guys.

Bobby: 53:20

I think it's time for final thoughts honestly.

Unknown: 53:22

Honestly. Okay. Yeah,

The Miz: 53:25

my final thought you stupid bitch. No, it's fine.

Unknown: 53:32

I need a thought. Yeah, go No, no, no, go no go.

Bobby: 53:41

I forgot my

Unknown: 53:46

forgetting Hold on.

The Miz: 53:48

Let me go. Let me go check though.

Unknown: 53:50

bancaire Yo,

Bobby: 53:53

this is really bad. Oh, that's my final thought. Exactly. That's my exact final thought. Don't take in that a ball

Unknown: 54:00

too late.

Bobby: 54:02

And then have it hit you amid in the middle of recording a podcast because it's absolutely hell. Thank you

Unknown: 54:07

ain't gay. Oh my god.

Bobby: 54:10

So that'd be my first little final thought.

Jim: 54:13

That's gonna be your only Yeah. Let's stop pretending you're done thinking for the year.

The Miz: 54:21

That is your final thought of your life.

Bobby: 54:23

My final thought is I don't

Jim: 54:24

remember. What if this were the first moment of your dimension you were done right now.

Bobby: 54:30

This was it? You know it's kind of weird. I felt like I had dementia just now. Oh, is that bad to say sorry? I thought no, but in my head I go Oh my God. That's what it's gonna feel like.

The Miz: 54:41

I feel like I have dementia. Guys, what do I have dementia or something?

Bobby: 54:56

Okay, who's next on the final thought?

The Miz: 55:01

My final thought is the following statement. Thank you, Seth. I really liked you. That's my final thought.

Bobby: 55:13

Fox AF. And we all know what it looks like.

Unknown: 55:18

Yes. If I ever find you,

Bobby: 55:21

you're fucking you and then I'm killing you.

The Miz: 55:24

I'm fucking you on behalf of anonymous mirror on Reddit. And then

Bobby: 55:29

deleted there. Yeah,

The Miz: 55:31

I'm gonna murder you.

Bobby: 55:32

Yeah, just deleted. They're already off. Found out.

The Miz: 55:36

It must have been set already watching. SAS is everywhere.

Bobby: 55:41

We are soft. Hi, I'm

Unknown: 55:45

Seth.

Bobby: 55:45

I'm gonna get what is set as an alien. Yeah.

Unknown: 55:51

All right, Jim.

Bobby: 55:52

final thought Rob, bring us home,

Jim: 55:54

bring it home. final thought is a little bit of worry. Because I'm wondering. Do I mean can you ever be happy? I'm still thinking about that. And do we do ever really do anything for other people? Or is it all just for you and your brief happiness?

The Miz: 56:14

I say no. No. And yes,

Unknown: 56:19

yeah. And that's

Bobby: 56:24

it it's kind of like a mindfuck honestly, when I get on Hi, I'm going to actually draw it out so I can show you guys what I was thinking.

The Miz: 56:33

What the fuck are you drawing? Oh my god.

Unknown: 56:38

This is here's what

Bobby: 56:41

I cannot fucking do this again. What I'm this. Hi. Sorry. I just can't I know you guys enjoyed it. Man whenever.

The Miz: 56:52

I think a lot of worry for the body and I think this might be the last night

Bobby: 56:57

of his existence. Oh, my guy look a little chubby to like that. Um, you got fat gay? A little gun at the end of like jackass. He rose the boat. He's

Unknown: 57:09

like, get out of all of you.

Bobby: 57:11

That's how I feel like I look like

The Miz: 57:14

well that really ugly

Bobby: 57:15

gay. That's like a redhead. He's a 50 something and he's really fucking ugly.

The Miz: 57:20

I know. You mean, I look like him right now.

Bobby: 57:23

Look at my profile. Like, I

Jim: 57:24

look like Sarah Silverman show or no, no, no, no, no, it was a different one. But

Bobby: 57:31

I know you mean he's like real fucking he wears like red glasses face kind of.

Jim: 57:35

Yeah, always glasses.

Bobby: 57:37

Somehow he's getting caulk. Oh, I said caulk.

The Miz: 57:42

Ani, honey. I know you guys enjoyed. Like, what was that?

Bobby: 57:49

There's a lot of sound bites.

The Miz: 57:52

On like, I'm not Yak. He's getting back. Up, so I'm just Dad. Hi, I'm gonna dry it for you.

Bobby: 58:11

Oh my god. Hi. I'm gonna show you the dimensions I didn't know I was talking about that's the problem here. It's like, I can't feel my face when I'm with you.

Unknown: 58:20

I like it. Love it.

Bobby: 58:22

Alright, love it.

The Miz: 58:23

I fuckin hate it.

Bobby: 58:30

Are we happy with our final thoughts?

The Miz: 58:32

Yeah, yeah, I think they were quite final.

Unknown: 58:35

Yeah, fuck Yusef. Yeah, fuck you you thought some

Bobby: 58:41

but a sub wants to join on

Unknown: 58:45

Mars by Joe after you kill yourself listen to She's Not Doing So Well.

Bobby: 58:54

We love you to join the fan club.

The Miz: 58:57

Join the discord staff.

Bobby: 59:00

Yeah, the discord is struggle higher. We need some points of interaction. When you get back to our dick pics you don't I mean,

The Miz: 59:08

we need to we need I didn't mean it. We need you know the the begging you to come back.

Unknown: 59:17

There always

Bobby: 59:19

that actually could be the name of a podcast fuck Yusef. Lucky's

The Miz: 59:23

sad listen to our podcast,

Bobby: 59:25

but also join our podcast every Wednesday at 9am

Jim: 59:29

is that really when it comes out?

Unknown: 59:32

Now that fucking dot? That's early?

Bobby: 59:35

I don't fuck around. Wow. Cuz I figured going to lunch at like 1030 so I want to get it in. Get it downloaded, yada yada. I think of I think of our listeners.

The Miz: 59:44

Okay, girl lunch at 1030.

Bobby: 59:47

Well, some I used to have an early lunch like that.

The Miz: 59:50

I am so jealous of construction workers who get to eat lunch at like, tonight. I'm not a construction worker. I know. I know. You're not I totally am sort of in the construction industry I not construct I hate construction workers like Bobby who can eat lunch

Bobby: 1:00:07

I know they suck dick in those portos

Jim: 1:00:13

oh my god do they ill I feel like they do that's like a blumpkin times infinity and five

Unknown: 1:00:20

stars

Jim: 1:00:21

oh my god those smells so bad.

Bobby: 1:00:23

Yeah no Can you imagine like that's not a hotline people like we hacked up in the whatever I'm like, Oh my god, like

Jim: 1:00:31

I've seen videos of cops like breaking into the stalls that like football. sucking debt. Yeah. Oh.

Unknown: 1:00:38

Mother's in a different series. We've seen different video. Different series.

Jim: 1:00:44

Oh my god. Nasty nasty

Bobby: 1:00:48

nasty girl. Make sure you follow us Subscribe and

Unknown: 1:00:57

my god guy. Oh

Bobby: 1:01:02

boy, you guys just fucking stare at me like I'm

The Miz: 1:01:07

finally crying out for out.

Bobby: 1:01:09

I'm like I'm drowning. I'm fucking and you guys are just staring at me like what do you want me to do? I'm like, throw me a goddamn fucking flow.

Unknown: 1:01:15

You're the one who says this every week for the past year and a half me You're like follow

Jim: 1:01:21

and talk and listen

Bobby: 1:01:24

and share with your friends.

Unknown: 1:01:27

How help

Bobby: 1:01:30

helped me guys Tom are links where can they find our links?

The Miz: 1:01:37

https colon backslash backslash WWE instagram.com forward slash She's Not Doing So Well w

Bobby: 1:01:46

and okay make sure you follow them is the podcast

The Miz: 1:01:51

don't follow them. It's

Bobby: 1:01:52

the pod welcome back miss the pod

The Miz: 1:01:55

now. Miss the podcast is dad

Bobby: 1:01:57

started canceled again.

The Miz: 1:01:58

It's dead on arrival.

Bobby: 1:02:00

comes out whenever he fucking wants it right fucking lawn.

The Miz: 1:02:03

Never again is a one time only event.

Unknown: 1:02:07

How Oh?

Bobby: 1:02:09

Please help me finish this fucking show.

Unknown: 1:02:12

Correct. Oh, boy. Oh,

Jim: 1:02:14

you're like just listen to our

Unknown: 1:02:16

podcast and how

Bobby: 1:02:21

it's been a really rough tonight from I took a whole edible and a half Chai. Oh, wait. Yeah, so my like 1516

Unknown: 1:02:30

just listen to her podcast and help. Oh my god.

Bobby: 1:02:36

I'm I'm channeling Meghan Markel. What? And to bring it home. I'm channeling Megan.

Unknown: 1:02:48

Except you

Bobby: 1:02:52

said number one.

Jim: 1:02:54

I didn't grow up white.

Bobby: 1:02:57

That's probably getting caught.

The Miz: 1:02:58

I don't remember that. We didn't watch Rupert because those were the white kids.

Bobby: 1:03:03

Oh my god that you said. You said that part's real Paul.

The Miz: 1:03:08

Rupert's drag race was not around for us color though.

Bobby: 1:03:15

Oh my god. This is so fucking it's like the best worst episode I've ever been a part of.

Unknown: 1:03:25

UK

Bobby: 1:03:28

Sweden. Okay.

Jim: 1:03:33

I tried to tell you what identical twins were and you were like,

Unknown: 1:03:35

Oh, the ones that look different.

The Miz: 1:03:40

said she had a sister. Sister. Listen here, honey. I don't know by definition. You'd assume that your identical twin had a fucking sister. Oh. I think

Jim: 1:04:10

your grandma sister have children. You're like

Unknown: 1:04:12

grandma's sister. We at the same eyebrows. Oh my

Bobby: 1:04:40

god. It's been one of those episodes.

The Miz: 1:04:43

I am officially screaming. Yeah.

Unknown: 1:04:49

I'm so scared.

The Miz: 1:04:50

I don't even want it to be edited on well.

Unknown: 1:04:55

I will keep that.

Bobby: 1:04:57

Actually I'm gonna pull the video on that.

Unknown: 1:05:00

That means Yeah, yeah. Oh tonight he fell out

The Miz: 1:05:35

is the grandma with the marble fucking red she doesn't have

Unknown: 1:05:39

I feel like I have dementia so bad oh my god I'm

The Miz: 1:06:03

wow

Bobby: 1:06:04

wow this has been another

Unknown: 1:06:13

okay I got time I keep staring at me.

Jim: 1:06:23

Yeah, let's go FaceTime we're literally looking at our computer screen that's what you do

Unknown: 1:06:27

throw me a float as I say. Oh

The Miz: 1:06:33

share the links share the links guys okay, Bobby strikes again

Unknown: 1:06:44

sour cream on this business is

The Miz: 1:06:56

a spicy pussy on this chilly Welcome to Wendy's What can I get for you? I'll take a chili Bobby

Unknown: 1:07:05

tonight

Bobby: 1:07:18

actually I'm coming down when I get really funny it's coming I'm getting my brain back

Unknown: 1:07:24

oh my god okay I'm trying to finish finish

Bobby: 1:07:30

this has been another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby.

Unknown: 1:07:35

I'm Jim helped

Bobby: 1:07:38

me these people are fucking driving me nuts. And I'm just kidding I love you guys.

The Miz: 1:07:45

Oh my god I love you guys so much. Oh my God says yeah. I can't wait to see SPF 34 yes my mom. I can't wait. Bye bye, buddy.

Unknown: 1:07:59

Oh