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Jack. Jack, I'm flying. Jack. Oh, fuck. Jack, I'm flying. You're like a big tree trunk. Is this recording? Yes. Okay. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Not Well. I'm Bobby. And I'm Jim. Thank you. Thank you. We're reporting live from the studio. We're reporting live from the studio. After a weekend full of what I would like to say. I mean, I hate to say that us it's like it's just what are we referring to? Are we going to go right into it? We are in a second. I just want to make sure you guys give us a call. Six and 4721-5336-6157-2153-36. We have a voicemail, but hi. Hey there. My name is Luke, and I saw a post saying to call for advice. I'm feeling a bit nervous, but I thought I'd call in and share a situation I'm going through. So here's the thing. I have this guy friend, and we often joke around about sexual stuff. Last night while we were talking, he said something like, I'll suck your dick if you want. And to be honest, I've never been in any experiences like that before, but for some reason I thought, why not? So we're actually roommates, sharing a big room with separate beds. So we decided to go somewhere else that night to give it a try. And he did it. And I have to admit, I kind of enjoyed it. But not long into it, he suddenly stopped and mentioned that he was worried about getting caught. I'm thinking maybe it had to do with the fact that I hadn't shaved down there, but I'm not entirely sure. Anyway, this morning things were different. We didn't talk like we usually do, and breakfast felt a bit awkward with all those people around in the big dining area. So now I'm not sure what to do. Should I just try to forget about it or how should I approach the situation? I could really use some advice, like, as soon as possible. Yeah, that's it. Thank you for listening and I hope you can give me some guidance. Bye. Oh, wow. That's like our fantasy come true. I was going to say I'm not going to say it. Well, it happened to me before. A couple of times. A few times. Oops. See, I don't know if it's happened to me. It's definitely happened to me. And it's the most amazing thing. I'm not even fucking kidding. Like, I was out of my body while it was happening. I've never been so hungry with this mouth. You had a suck dick for 40 years and then I forgot. When you're really into it, you're good. You're good. But then when you're like when you're into it, you will swallow every last bit of that dirty ass fucking person. Like, eat their dirty hole. I don't give a fuck. Okay? And not dirty means sweaty. This was a sweaty athlete. Yeah. Have you ever heard of lacrosse? Have you ever heard of it. Ben, have you heard of lacrosse? Have you heard of varsity D one lacrosse? Because that was me. Fuck. It's like the time we were Montreal, the sports complex with those college guys. Wait, I want to start McGill. We are at McGill University. Oh, my God, guys, do you want a blow job? Why not? In college, you always want one. So if you want a blow job and you're straight, let me know. 614721. But to this to this listener, call in person. Talk to them. Yeah, just talk to your friend. Your gay friend doesn't care. Your gay friend is actually really worried about you. Probably like, I ruined a friendship, right? Joking. Because they're like, oh, God. Like you said, if you didn't talk, I'm like, okay, well, because what if you want one again in a month? Like, you're going to want to be open about that. Yeah, you want to be nice. And you did say you enjoyed it, so now we can just classify you as buy probably. No, they have to stay straight or it's not as hot. Oh, true. Yeah. Oh, you're straight still? Yeah, you're definitely straight. Are you straight? That was your first time? Bloody little mouth. That's what we needed. To our caller, what I want to say is hi, gay. Welcome. No, just kidding. No, you're straight. You're so straight. Speaking of sucking straight guys dicks parad. And we were really kind of looking not forward to it. I was anxious about a bomb, mostly. Yes. So that was my big thing, and that didn't happen. Okay. Yeah. How did your kickoff pride. What happened on, say, Friday? So say Friday, I had a friend that had a birthday in which so of course I had to get turned because was there. Oh, yeah. Being cute, being I mean, I was living my best life, except for I was trying to be done. And so we basically went drinking. All we went to, like I think we yeah, we met at Pins. Like, we just did exactly what Michael's birthday was. Exactly. Oh, that was that was a night. Well, that's why I was like, I need to get two day recap every night. Yeah, and night, too. I thought. I can't. I'm telling you, I have a problem. Okay, so you went to a birthday party and then you went to Pins. We went to Pens and then Jackie owes okay. And I also thought there was going to be food involved. Yeah. I was like, dinner. When was dinner? No food. Okay, we never got the food truck. There was a food truck there, but I'm going to be honest, his name is like redhead chef. And I'm like, no, some of the food trucks at Pins a lot of times, and I like this on other days, but sometimes there's the two fat Indian truck, and I'm like, I'm not trying while chugging bean IPAs. Yeah, I don't need butter chicken or whatever the vegetarian version they have, it's just like too much cream and too much spicy butter. And I can't mix that with all that beer. It's going to come up. It's going to come up and then hurt and it burns as it comes up. Yeah, I know what you mean. Well, I don't really want take tiki fries. Like, I don't want this shit. Okay. Tiki is it called? I don't know, what is it? Tiki fries? No, the Greek tatiki tatsiki tatsiki. Tiki cocky? Tiki cock? Tiki fries. I didn't want that. So I was like, okay, whatever, skip it. We proceed to go to the next bar where I then start turning it on. But I'm like, okay, I really just want to go home. Like, I just want to go home because I knew Saturday was the big day. Was the big day. You were supposed to come to the parade and see me. Mart, here's the thing. That's what I'm going to talk about, though, that's part of my okay, so you went to Jackie O's and then what? So then all of sudden, a, it was like, oh, what's, go get pizza, slammers. I'm like, can we just and then of course, though, I was in my I just love that I talked to Matt and was like, hey, why don't we just go get a pizza at Slammers? Like, that's easy. And it's a pride event, so we can pretend we did pride because we didn't do anything before that. We were just like, I do. And I was like, do you want to just go to that? I think we were at the pool, we didn't do anything. So we were at Slammers, and I'm like sitting there with a pizza on the bench. Somehow I got a seat and I look over and you walk in and I walk right in and you're like, we're just going to lie low today, getting ready for I was I looked in your eyes, you were blacked out. I was like, lay low, okay? I'm feeding you pizza. I sat I remember that part. I eat some pizza. I barely remember that purp. I remember you're like, here, take some, it's fine. I was like, I don't know if I should you ate like, four pieces. Michael ate the other four. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. No, it's fine because we were done. Oh, yeah, that's true. You have one slice and you're good. I had three somehow, but it did not sit well that night. But yeah, that was like a fun surprise. So all of a sudden now that Jim's sitting here and then I bought more drinks. Well, then I became a psychopath. Then it was like, game on. Because then I was like and you had your bag as well. Again, that's the part of the problem here. Yeah, bubbles, I think somebody got at some point, I drink Michael, three of them. Michael bought four bubbles at once. And brought them to me. I was like, I think I drank two of them. That's a recipe for dehydration. Like, there's so much sugar and flavoring in the bubbles that it's like, you have won and you're done. We used to and I love bubbles. And I feel like now it's like, too sugary. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I had to throw it all up that night. I had to get rid of the alcohol. So this is what we go he does. It just makes you bulimic. Sober anorexic and bulimic. Honey, I got questions for you. And it's coming up. So you say, though, when I left Slammers, you were like, let's stay in my bloodstream. Once you're in my bloodstream, that sounds really bad. Once you're in you're like a drug. You're like a drug. And I saw you, I was like and I was, too. That's like oh, fuck. I'm like, no, I'm supposed to go home, you bitch. Now, while we were there, though, we do have to bring up something that we got a very thick call out. Very uncut call out. It was uncut and raw and thick. There was some anger amongst the listeners. We have some really first, I want to say they're very opinionated, but they're also very loyal. They've been listening for years. So I trust them. I do trust them. And I do think that this was more of a way for them to say, like, hey, by the way, just to let you know. So one time I talked about going to camp, and the one trans man am I going to get canceled again? No, the one trans man that was there was Triple DS pussy lips. Out. And triple DS. Oh, yeah. Out. Okay. It's definitely not okay. You're not getting masculine energy. I'm not. And I guess the point of it was that that came off very transphobic. Oh, well, you didn't say you hate trans people. No, it's a man space. And it didn't feel like there was a lot of masculine energy. Well, I guess that's my question, especially to the listeners and whoever. My question is, how do I say that without sounding bad, then? Because you're attracted to penis. I know this dicks. You like dicks. Dick. I've seen some of the faces they're attached to. You don't care. You like the dick. I want the dick. Okay? I don't want a pussy. No, you don't. And I don't want Triple DS now. Absolutely. Again, I think what I said was like, oh, their journey is like first of all, the other thing I wanted to say is that I do think I need to just start calling everybody. They them. I'm not actually a fan. I love this because I literally without fucking pins. And the bartender, I saw a man, but then I felt later it might not be. And I was like, he's got my drink. Literally. Like they have my drink. All pride weekend. It has been such I'm like, do we just need to have fucking name badges? Like, bright lettering, neon just in the center of our chest? Because it's getting too exhausting to have to ask every stranger, especially, like, service staff, like, hey, what are your pronouns? Can I get an IPA? I don't want to fucking do that. I don't want to be like, oh, she's getting my drink. And it's like, I'm sorry if you're not, but it's like I can barely hear right now. I'm screaming just to order, and I waited 30 minutes in line to order, and then we have to have the, like, Hi, how are you? I'm a he. They what are your pronouns? Okay, now can we now, what was that your name again? Okay, cool. Now can I get a drink? We don't have to do that. I think we're at a point now on being really honest. Maybe it is a they them moment. Everyone's they them. Everybody say them. I'm done with it. I'm done with this. I actually like that really in a big trouble. You're going to get yelled out again. Okay, the other thing. There's two other things. Yes, the other thing. One of them is the topic of uncut eggs, and I want to make it clear that after Cam Buckwood, I'm sort of okay with uncut costs. Yeah, they thought we didn't like them. It's not that we didn't like used to them. We're not used to them. And they're different. There are just, like there are very ugly cut dicks. Absolutely. Very ugly, uncut dicks. Very. And I'm saying there are some there's just issues for me I just need to get used to. Come not really shooting out. If the foreskin is still wrapped around the head, like, it just dribbles out, I guess, and like, pulling back the foreskin. You don't know what you're going to get, so you don't know what you're really going to get. Like, you don't see it, whereas uncut, you can see it right away. I'm like, no, for me, uncut, I'm like, interesting, let's go. Oh, no, it's just different. And I get it, that's all. And I'm sure we I mean, listen, we're not going to please everybody, and we're allowed to have our own opinions. You know what I mean? Like, we are no fats, no fans, no fats, no femmes, no Asians, no uncuts, and definitely no trans. Not actually a fan that on a T shirt. Actually. That's your Grinder profile that you don't have. Yeah, but no, I mean, I just feel like I get it because we do talk about I get it. Uncut dicks a lot and how they can be not as attractive. Yeah, but his same point was I hate cut dick. Yeah, I'm listening to him. So you have the same thing. You hate cut dick, so it's fine. So we can hate what we hate. So by that I mean we're working on it. We're working on it. If you have an uncut dick that you'd like to show us and give us a taste, we would welcome it. Oh, fully. The last thing is I got yelled at for slut shaming. And I just want to clarify the story of this person. I forgot about this. Yeah, like, the boyfriend of the uncut guy was telling me, like, you slut shamed your friend. I was like, first of all, friend, loosely. Oh, yeah. Even though I did help this person literally get out of an abusive relationship, I went and found them an apartment. I have done so much for this person. And I just want to clarify, it's not slut shaming. They didn't want to be a slut. They did this activity where they got fucked by three anonymous people in a hotel room in Secession because they were trying to get their ex partner angry. So it wasn't really for pleasure and fun. It was literally he was posting it all over the Internet so that his ex could see it and be like, oh, my God. And get mad and jealous and all that. And his ex has his own baggage. Yeah, they both have baggage. But this wasn't like a slutty activity. Like, oh, this is fun. This was like, I'm going to get if anybody know, right? We talk about our we are our fantasies of straight men every fucking week. So I wasn't really shaming this person. I just think it was a bad choice because of the motives. It wasn't for having fun. It wasn't to be pro sex. He did this to get back at his ex angry. That's not the reason to go possibly get an STI in a hotel room. And then that is three anonymous loads. Like, what? It's interesting. It's a very interesting concept. But I want to make it very clear to all of our listeners here, we are pro slut. We are pro slut uncut. We're pro all of this. We're pro trans. We might have some iron. We might have comments. We're going to have comments also called a comedic flare. And it's also called that's part of what makes us us. Wow. Oh, my God. Okay. So anyway, pride continue on. So pride continued on Saturday. You had an eat Friday night because you were literally three piece of pizzas. You're like, I'm still hungry. The pizza was gone. So did you ever. Michael ordered Taco Bell and McDonald's. I'll just what? Yeah, it's not why are you trying to destroy your GI system right before Pride? I'm not Taco Bell and MC. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And then this is me so much trouble right now. First of all, I don't even know if I took out my fucking contacts. I didn't know if I took out my fucking contact. I was looking at my eye going, so that was my Friday night. These are the pictures that you see no. Right before you go to rehab. These are the pictures your family's like. And this is why you have to go. It was pretty I saw that. I was like and the next morning I go, why the fuck did you order two fast food from the worst places? He was talking about it at he was going to get turncocko bail. I was like, okay, so again, the recipe of seeing you for me, then piped me up, that then kept him up. And then it's like this energy of just disgusting. So the next morning we wake up because it's time to go to the goddamn parade. Which starts at what time? 1030. I had to be there at 930. So here's my problem. Literally, were you the first group? We were in the very first group of group A. The parade only took half hour for us because we like literally started walking and we got to Goodle Park and we left to go to the pool. I know. And you were like, hey, we're leaving. I go, I'm sorry. I was just about to walk up there because I thought it'd still take an hour and a half just to get to where the parade went on for 3 hours. But we were in group A in the front, right behind me. I'll send you videos so you can put them in the podcast. But me and Matt were like it was our first marching. Yes, we were right by the bigots right by the bigots. So yeah, it was fun. But then when we got to the end, I was like, I'm feeling warm, I need something to drink. Did you want to stay at the Pride Festival or you were like, no, I walked around the Pride Festival and we were like it's spread out. Like they have three tents in a row and then there's no tents. And then you have to go over there. There's three more tents. It is different. Younger, and it's a lot of younger people. The stage has been moved to the back corner. It used to be in the center kind of by the house thing. Oh, yeah, it's not there anymore. I'm just telling you. When I looked around and I thought through my options, I was like, Matt, why don't we just go to the pool and lay at the pool and eat a soft pretzel with cheese and relax? And so we literally got an Uber, went home and changed. Went to the pool for like three 4 hours, which is incredible. It felt so nice saturday afternoon. Meanwhile, people are I was upset because I was like, I wanted to see you. I know, that's sad. I was like I was trying to tell everyone else, feel better.

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00. Oh, I was like drinking champagne. Like, it was like I had it in Gatorade? Yeah, I'm a full blown alcoholic. It's bad champagne in Gatorade. Why? It was like an orange Gatorade. That's cute. It was a vibe. Was it good? Yeah. Me and we got Gatorades. I just want to tell our listeners, like, there is something secret happening with Bobby that we're not allowed to talk about, but it's happening and it's a vibe. It's a feeling. Feeling. It's not the alcoholism. It's about someone I have to get there. Keep getting yeah, it's like one of those things where I have to encourage that. I don't know, it's so weird right now. But we're going to get there. We'll get there. Okay, so you were doing that to a pool. We went to Sean's house, who lives right there, which we were able to walk right to the park. Good. I was like, okay, here's headquarters. But we're standing there and I'm like, well, I think the parade starts at, what, 1030? And it was like eleven, I think. And I was like, so we'll walk up in a little bit and we'll see the first groups. Like, yeah, literally, it takes every other group fucking 2 hours, right? And we were going to go watch. At the end, it went on for three and a half hours. Then I get a tech, or I think you called me, but I did not hear it. And then I texted or you texted me and I was like, how are you texting me right now? Aren't you walking? I was so lost. And then you're like, oh, we're done, and we're going to the pool, like, what? Meanwhile, I'm like, okay. So then we go up to the fucking parade and here's where I have some fucking things to say. Number one, okay, the corporations I know, and I marched with the corporation. I mean, I get it. I don't anymore. Literally, there was about 500 Walmart people walking. And I don't know yeah, how that many people in Walmart even lived here, let alone walk. Does Walmart even know you're here? Because can they walk? Can you walk? Are you woke or whatever? Because anything there are companies there that you're like, patel. Are they still doing animal testing? I know. Are they torturing puppies in there? Like, why is Patel marching in bride deloitte? There's just all these fucking companies that it's like, wait a second. So there's a few problems I have with this, but that's just how it is now. The day that I see Chickfila in the parade is the day that I will fucking just absolutely go, fucking next year. It's probably next year barrel. And you're like, oh, my fucking which they're in Tony the Tiger. I mean, there's all kinds of shit we got to go over. But yeah. So then I'm standing there and now my controversial comment about pride is this, and it's going to be really bad. First of all, it's really boring, okay? If I didn't have drugs and alcohol. I would not want to be standing there watching these people just walk by. There's a float. Really? I was in the parade and I kept thinking I'm like happy parade. But it's like right, but who the fuck in my head? I'm like they're looking at me and I'm like I don't know. I'm walking with the corporation. Like how excited should they be? Why couldn't you make a flow? I'm like hi. It's weird. So weird. No, it's like and they're sitting there for how long and how early did they have to line up just to see you wave? All the corporations walk by going oh my God, no, I could not tear their sober. They all look the same. Wow, you have a rainbow shirt on and you're holding a fucking thing at the front and then you're just waving. Now the only comment I will say, like asterisk. Okay, there's an asterisk. The children, they were having so much fun. I was handing them like fans and the kids were having a fucking blast. Well, that's good. I was in the beginning of the parade. 3 hours later, those people probably like my chicken nuggets. Yeah, it's boring. It is. Pride is boring. Pride is fucking boring. Did you walk around the park? Like I was like, whatever. I barely went to the park. I really don't care anymore. I really fucking don't care. I think we're at that age where it's like we've done this for ten years. We've done it. Say what you need to say. I'm going to get recanced, but I don't give a fuck. Okay? I want to make very clear that here at Not Well we do support body positivity and we do support being unique and different and that's great. But does it have to be the Olympics? There is a time and a place and there's also an appropriate manner. Yes. I don't want to see I don't know how to say this nicely, so I'm just gonna I don't know how to say this nicely. Like nobody wants to see your body. Yeah, I mean, I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met Jim. What did you see? So I saw this I'm not going to say she because I don't know, it's a person. They them were standing in the yard and they were like, I was looking over here or whatever and they're standing there and they're like kind of like this. I have a belly. I get it. Yeah, but this is like you're in a string bikini. No. And your tits are almost falling out and your belly is hanging over your and I'm just like why are we again? Do you girl boy, they be in your back. Whatever. You are old. Do it. No, it's in the middle of the I know it's in the middle of the parade. And I'm like I feel bad because then I'm like the poor kids see this and it's like I guess we're teaching them bos deep positivity. But it's like also like but also I just want to teach them to have their tits. Let's have some decorum. Yeah, I don't think we really want I don't know that necessarily. Listen, maybe as you get older I know it just feels like at Folsom Street Fair. That's great. There's certain Ohio with international Mr. Leather, whatever the fuck, right? But then here there's a time when you're at like a family pride parade early in the morning.

00 p.m.. This is literally it is like one of those things where I'm like, I don't know. There is a way to do kink nicely. Like I saw some pups, they were just sitting there in their pup mask just looking their asshole. Great. God, stop. Okay. Wow, that just made me cringe. And then there were a bunch of furries as well. They're like 30 to 40 furries roasting in those suits. First of all, that can't smell good. The inside of the opposite furry. Because that's me. The inside of those suits has got to and they fucking those holes in the I don't know. They like powed a little thing aside and it's like a little pouch or something. Is it like a little velcro even? So even though there's no way I'm just saying there's a way to do it. But yeah, some of these body displays, I just don't get it. Again, I wouldn't want to say love is love is love. We deserve to have families. And then it's like, oh fuck. Now I will say, now I see why Fox this is what Fox News takes. Well, this is what I'm saying. It's not helping. I don't think. No, I really don't think. And they're going to say, well, we don't give a fuck if we are accepted or not. Okay, that's great. We need you to be accepted. But once again, once again, you're not really giving the best. Are you going to be accepted by me? And honestly, probably not. I know, there's just the other thing I saw that kind of bothered me was I saw a shirt. Like some shirts were inappropriate. I feel like. Oh yeah, I read one that was he him whole. It's all over instagram. It's embarrassing. It just perpetuates. No, it totally just relates your sexuality to sex. It's like you can't just be gay. You have to be like, I'm a sex fiend gay. And it's like a funny joke. But it's once again so if a kid read that, what are you going to say to them? He him whole. He's talking about the whole of well, his butthole. The whole god's hands. All he is is just a butthole to be fucked. Right? Like how and they have like gay dads and they see like their whole life, you know, that's like, oh, you're a dad. But I guess being gay just means you're. A hole. I get it. It's a mess. Totally. And I think it's that shirt is a mess. I would wear out to AWOL. Like, I would wear that as a time at time and place. I would totally wear that shirt time and place during the day in a park. During the day in this park. When we're trying to prove that improvement. We're just trying to be but then again, then you're like, love is love. And I'm like, is it love? So I'm retiring now. Is it love or sex? Is sex to you? Because I can't tell. I think the new phrase is people are people, period. Because love is love is so stupid now to me, so bad, because I hear that and I'm like, what? I cringe because I'm like, is it? But then you have, like, a whole shirt on, so he him whole love. And love love is love. Love is you. And it's like, which but you also are asking to be fucked on your shirt. Not that that's a slutty thing. Not that they don't shame. Yeah, I fuck people wearing shirts like that. And it's like what it is. Maybe the parade should be for everyone, including all ages. Yeah, I don't care. More tank tops. I don't care that or even tasteful bikinis. I saw a lot of very sexy outfits that weren't overly sexualized. It wasn't like, here's my vagina. It was like, oh, okay, look at that. That's the other thing are a lot more to blame than they are getting credit for, because I saw a lot of lesbian titties taped up. Yeah, I guess they're lesbian. I don't know. I have no idea, honey. Anyway, I hate we're old. Yeah. I think pride for me. I did not feel like I missed a thing. No, I look back on the weekend, all I did was march in the parade. I didn't go to the park. I didn't go out to AWOL, not one.

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00 p.m. On Saturday night. I had two high noons, and I left. Oh, my God. I just left at, like, 930 ten. I went home, and we watched a TV show or a movie, I think. Yeah, I was having more fun. I was like, bye, I got to go. I can't stay here. There's smoke. First of all, the problem with cabins is there's fucking smoke everywhere. People are supposed to smoke in a little patio. No, they smoke, but they have an area, but they don't care. They go into the under the tent area, so the tent keeps the smoke in. It's so disgusting. Come on. And people are just like a pack a day habits. Two packs a day when they drink. And you're like, how are you doing? How are you doing? I want to know how you're doing on a Wednesday. Well, the answer is they're at cabins drinking still. There's a lot of alcoholics in Columbus, actually. There's a lot of just we're not going to get into that because we've talked about drinking a lot. I'm not trying to shame people. I can't believe how many alcoholics there are. There really are. I mean, we do we're like there's a lot you're drunk. And I'm like, the gay agenda is to get drunk. Yeah, if you think it's for your kids, babe, it's not. It's for alcohol. We're not coming for your kids. They're not whole and whole. He him whole, but yeah, that's great. And Sylvia Rivera saw coming, like, you can post that clip. Can you introduce yourself? My name is Sylvia Rivera. I'm co founder of street transvestite action Revolutionaries, which is now street transgender action Revolutionaries. And my co founder was Marcia P. Johnson. What about the issues of that? There's a lot of organizations that have included T and their bill, like Lesbian, Gay, and Trans. Is it real, inclusiveness, or just a smokescreen? How do you feel about that? No, that's the bottom line. It's a big smokescreen. This movement has become so capitalist. It is a capitalist movement. I see this movement becoming a straight gay movement that only believes in that almighty dollar. Now, what kind of logic is this? I don't understand. We do not owe the straight community a damn thing. So why should we be giving them our money? I feel highly offended. So what is the purpose of us? Not us, because this is no longer my pride. I gave them their pride, but they have not given me mine. But what is the purpose of them celebrating their pride and giving straight people who still really don't accept the community, the gay and lesbian community, for what they are, but they want that almighty dollar of ours. Quite literally described this in 2001, over 20 years ago. And she's like, I see this coming. I was at Stonewall. The original pride was not this isn't my pride. No, that's kind of how I felt. It's not my it's not really pride to me. It's more like, let me be a nuisance to the society real quick for it for a day. Bad. But I don't know what to say. I know. It's like you're almost like, provoking people. And I'm like, I don't know if that's really the route either. Maybe I'm you didn't go out on Saturday night, did you? No. Literally, I came back with so that's pride for us. So that's pride. We still enjoyed it. I had fun moments. I wanted to run. I could have crazy neighbors. They were in the parade. They were on the sidelines. I saw my neighbors don't get it. They brought their twin daughters. It was so cute. I ran over and hugged them all. They're the ones, the dogs that Pennies. Yes. Penny's. Poppy. Her best friend is Poppy. Oh, shout out to Stephanie. She listens now. Yeah, shout out. She heard her last shout out and was like, I'm going to listen good. So seeing them and going and that made it worth it. But that is what pride is. Yeah. To me, those were the moments where I was like a little kid getting happy over getting a fan or a sucker. Like, seeing my neighbors standing there supporting you, titties and all, and like the oh, my God, like the Andrew Christian men who, by the way, they ship in from out of state, because I've looked at their profiles. They're from new York, Chicago, La. They're these, like, traditionally super hot muscled bodies in speedos and, like, sailor hats, and it's just like, full dick. Why are they here? Why do you ship them in from where? Yeah, I would much rather see all of our straight neighbors walking in the goddamn parade. I want to say I would love to see that. I want to see the real fucking sport, not the corporate support. Now, if the neighbors if my neighbor Mason was in a speedo fuck, I would be at that parade. Really big speedo you want to talk about. I don't care how hungover I am, you'd be there. You would literally be on the cement. And speaking of speedo, I was by myself in the speedo in this little baby pool that was absolutely freezing, but I got in. That sums up your pride alone in a baby pool in a speedo. So what else happened last week? I want to talk about a new theory called the Let Them theory. Okay, well, wait. How do I start this over? There might be a different approach that could change the game. Isaac Newton's law states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. But when it comes to relationships, this law doesn't always apply. Introducing the Let Them theory, instead of immediate reactions, it suggests allowing people to make their own choices without interference. By recognizing that you can't control someone else, you can avoid frustration and disappointment while protecting your mental health. Letting people behave as they will reveals their true nature and intentions. If they genuinely care about you, they won't continue hurtful actions. Remember, it's not about letting people walk all over you. It's an informed, delayed response, giving individuals the space to choose their own path. By relinquishing control, you can find peace and make informed choices about your next steps in the relationship. So the next time you find yourself wanting to control or change someone, consider the Let Them theory. It may just unveil the truth about people and transform how you approach relationships. So I like this. Mel Robbins actually is the one that came up with this, and she did on TikTok. And she was talking about and I was like, oh, my fucking accurate. It's a very interesting theory, but when you think about it, it's like, true. So my thing is, like, I have an example right now of this situation that I have, I could easily be trying to manipulate. I can't manipulate it because it's not real. Then I need to let them. Let them do whatever they need to do. It'll happen. Let them. It's kind of like what you I think we talked about this a little bit about like, you can't help what's going to happen next, so you can control it. I've realized I have to give up pretending I have control over things. Do you want to do that? If you want to, you'll do it. If you don't, you won't. You won't. And that doesn't mean you say you want to, but if you really want to, you have to do it. I'm not going to make you. I'm not going to hold your hand and drag you. Just prove to me that you want to do it by doing it, even if you don't. I don't want to pressure you into doing something that I want to do. And the thing is that I know there's a lot of times that I have influenced people heavily by the way that I speak or say something or do something. I always tried to guilt you into things. I'd be like, you're hanging out without me. But that's the thing. But I'd be like, oh, you're going there. I think you've already been doing that. I've operated in this way. If you had like a year, maybe almost two years, you know what? He doesn't matter. So easier. I was like, oh, you're going doing those things. I'm not going to try to get an invite. I know. I was actually go hang out. It's fine. Why? I had fun too. I went to my pool. So yeah, it's kind of like it's one of those things that when I saw it, I was like, yeah, even your parents, even I can't control anything that they're going to do. No, if they want to connect with you, if they want to apologize to you, if they want to change their behavior towards you, they will let them. If they don't, then they aren't. So they won't. There's a reason there, and they aren't. And that's okay. Again, there are definitely like I mean, there's some friends that I guess I don't really talk to anymore, that nothing happened. It's just but I think yeah, but if they wanted to keep texting and hanging out, they would. Sure. And it's okay if they don't. Just because you're not friends all the time and talking all the time doesn't mean your friendship is over. It just means for right now, we're not talking. That's kind of what happened with Serita. I'm a forever friend of hers. Sure, we can pick it up and talk at any moment. And we do like, I'll text her today like I did, but I'm not worried. Like, oh, no, she hates me because we have stopped talking as frequently as we used to. That is a different part of her life there. That's it right there. The worry part of yeah, I'm not going to be worried about that. I'm not. I'm literally not worried. Loves you, too. I mean, the thing is when you guys are together, fine. If nothing bad happened. It's just that life. We went different paths, kind of. And that happens a lot and all the time, actually. But like well, same with if you meet someone, think of if you meet someone, think to your younger days how anxious I was about like, I've got to see them again quickly. Or that means we're not dating. Yeah, I got to get a text from them in the next 4 hours. Or that means they don't like me. I've got to get them to say this. This is the text so that I know they like me. And it's like if they want to, they will. And if they don't, that means they don't want it. Especially in dating. If they don't, okay. If they don't, they won't. But the thing is, you'll know, too, if you're both playing the game because there's a difference between being silent and playing the game. Yes, okay. Like sending each other pictures. Maybe it's a delayed, but it's still playing the game. Right. And that's the other thing. Stop playing games. That's the other thing. I want to just again, play games. And it works. Like, I told someone I liked them and now I'm dating them. As you've experienced. Yes, I've seen. I was very upset. I think I grabbed his ass on accident the first time I met him. Sorry. Oh, he doesn't care. He wants that. He loves the attention. He's wearing mesh singlets to work, like completely see through penis. Maddie mentioned a picture of it to me. She was like, your boyfriend's here tonight. He's wearing a black see through singlet, like a wrestler outfit. And it was fully on display. He's like, it's on display? Good. Make that picture. I was like, good. I want him to get tips again. That all came about because I was very just like, hey, I like you. Do you want to hang out? I like you. That's how it works. If you don't like me or the situation is not good, let me know. I'll move on. It's fine. I'm not going to be mad at you. That's just life. I think we have to stop imagining things in our head and trying to make them happen. Exactly. So what we picture happens. It's just like let's just flow. Let's go through life. Something things are going to valley. Sometimes your speech develops. Sometimes I think I'm just like starting to rant. No, I mean, I think that's why my speech was like a full take a break. It's a full true statement. You weren't even listening. I love it. I'm going to let you know I was trying to listen and be quiet. I don't want to cut in. And then I forgot what I was saying. No, but now I forgot what I was saying. It's just one of those things that it's a true statement. It's just true. That a lot. It's just a true statement. Let them let them okay. Let them get on we govi. Let them drive to a different city and get wegovi. Am I being called out? So, as you know, my husband has been on we govi for the past three months. He's lost 40 pounds. Matt he's looking totally different. Not that being skinny. He's looking hot. Not that he makes you look hot. Right? He looks hot because he has more confidence, and it shows confidence. He's finally wearing cute outfits. He's matching his colors. He's not hiding. I will say his definitely friday, he was, like, sub. Yeah. Hey, what's up, bro? Okay. He's working on himself, thank God. Perfect, because that's what I needed him to do. Exactly. So yeah. So I was like, what if I got on this because there's just, like, 15 pounds that will never come off. I can starve myself for, like, four days in a row, and I don't lose a single pound because my body's like, I know you're going to eat again on the weekend, you fat fuck. Yeah. Weekend comes. It's like the mean it the weekend. I'm eating. So along with my friend Sabrine shout out, although I don't even know if she wants this to be public knowledge, but who gives a fuck? We found a clinic through our friend Aubrey. Aubrey another shout out. I'm giving a lot of shout outs. The third one of the shout. But that's okay, because Aubrey listens every week, right? As soon as you release, like, she texted, she's got a hot husband, right? They watch in bed. He sent a picture. I want to see his dick. Audrey aubrey. Aubrey. But he sent a picture because he said I could look at his bulge. So we got to look. Aubrey, I want to see your husband's dick. That's my shadow of the week is ready for dick. She needs to send it. Like, she probably has dick pics. I mean, for sure. He goes, here you go. I think it's only fair you see my slightly above average bold. I love it that he's humble, too. And he's like a ginger. Yeah, he is. And if you're a ginger, please. He's thick like this to me. I could easily got a great smile, too. Yeah. So we need to see your husband's dick, Aubrey. But anyways, Aubrey has been going to this clinic to get we govi or semiglutide, but it's, like, compounded, so it's not as expensive. It's $50 a shot. So I made an appointment. Sabrina and I drove down there, met Aubrey at this flawless aesthetics. It's a little now, the location in Springfield, which was it rang the alarms. I was like, Springfield. Okay. Because I used to drive through Springfield. My grandparents are from there. And it was hood as hell. It's hood in, like, country. It's, like, very weird. It's a weird mix. There's a lot of drugs. That's where there it is. And that makes her dog. And that's the tea. So we walk in. It's adorable. There's flowers everywhere. There's, like, signs of beautiful people. There's all these products, like Pradak. There's lip Filler. There is Lip Filler and shit. Brian jordan Alvarez. Like that character. He's like pradak. It's Eric, by the way. You know, eric, by the way, is character. That character specifically, though. But Lip fillers, wrinkle, reducers, like, everything. Honey, I need we got to go there. We got to go there. So I have my appointment with Sabrina. We did it at the same time. We talk about it. Basically, they get it compounded at a pharmacy in Tennessee. It's FDA approved pharmacy because it has to be because they're using drugs, right? Or making drugs. And it's, like, mixed with vitamin B six. I gave myself an injection in my stomach because the needle is this big, so you barely feel it. You're just, like, pull it out. I just feel like I don't know how hard to push, you'll know? You don't have to push hard, honey. This is very soft, flappy skin. For me, she's like, put it somewhere with some fat. I was like, Belly, belly. And how ironic. Where you want to yeah, I'm like, I want to lose it, and I'm going to put it here now. I didn't have any side effects for the first day, okay. Because I was like, this is cool. We went to a great late lunch, and thank God I could eat everything because it was amazing. Then the next day came around. This was Thursday. Friday comes Friday, right before Pride weekend. Great timing. You feel full all the time. Literally, you don't want to eat. You don't want to eat, but you also feel tired because you're not eating. So I'm tired all the time. Like, you know when you haven't eaten and you're tired, and you have that? Like we're like, yeah, and I need to eat because I have low blood sugar. That's the feeling. But you don't want to eat because you're like, well, I don't want to be sick, because you have nausea. So they give you Zofran with it. They're like here's zofran. I'm like, okay, so I take a zofaran. Then I'm able to eat and choke down some food. Unfortunately, the food stays in your stomach forever. Yeah, because it slows down your digestion, so that's why you feel full. So I had dinner. Then I am going to bed. Worst heartburn of my life. I get in bed. I'm like, trying to go to sleep, and I'm like and I couldn't find Tom's. I didn't know we had them. They were hidden away. Matt hid them somewhere. So I'm just laying there in pain. So I prop myself up on, like, two, three pillows to try to sleep. I can't sleep sitting up. I wasn't even sitting up. I know. You may know what I mean. If I'm not flat, I'm not sleeping. So that was annoying. So I was tired the next day. I think in that first day after it, I ate like, 700 calories maximum that day. So wild. So you're 700 I counted. I was like, I had that and then I had that. Oh, fuck. Did you do you also don't want to drink water, though, so you get a little dehydrated. Your pee is a dark yellow because you're, like, afraid to drink. Even now I feel like, so full from this Coke Zero. It's like I just felt uncomfortable right now. I was like, what is that? I thought I was going to throw up a shot. And you can't get rid of it and it lasts a week. So what do we do? Thankfully, the past couple of days have been better. Like, yesterday, I probably ate like, 1201, 300 calories. I've heard it gets better, but then you're due for your next shot, right? Tomorrow. I have to get my next fucking shoot. You have to go back to Springfield? No, they gave me six weeks supply to take home. Thank God. So it's in my fridge. So I have to give myself another shot tomorrow. I need to get out there as I'm just like, I know I shouldn't do this, but I weighed myself yesterday. There's the tiredness. I was already, like, four pounds than a week before. You're starving yourself. My cheeks were getting really round. You're going to wither away next to me, and I'm going to still be here waiting for no, you're going to go diabetes. That's the only way I'll get we'll go V. That's what's wrong in the and that's what's wrong with our country, is that the drug is approved, but you can't get it because your insurance won't cover it. Yeah, but actually just we're going to get you to this clinic. Because she's like, how much weight do you want to lose? I was, like, 15 pounds. So I'm not doing this forever. I'm doing like, two months, maybe three months. And then I'm going to taper off and try to see where you because Matt is now on a dose where he does it every ten days and he's kept his weight off. Good. Okay. And now then you go to every 14 days and you just try to eat, like the same where you don't have breakfast. Really? You have a very, very small lunch snack, then you have a dinner. A lunch snack. It's not even like a lunch, like I'm not kidding. No, I know. You have you don't even think about it. You're just kind of like, no, it's so sad. I know. Actually, I asked you, I was like, do you want to cook dinner? And you're like, I felt like I shouldn't. I was like, I feel full I was like and at dinner, like, last night for dinner, I was like, where do you want to go? Because I was, like, trying to encourage myself to eat. So you try to find something on Uber Eats or something that sounds good. All of things that used to sound good, like spicy noodles, like Thai noodles, pizza. I don't even want it because I'm like it's heavy. The heartburn. Like, I don't want pizza. Oh my God, I got to have this. I want to be so skinny and hot, but all I want is pizza in my mind. But then I'm like, no, actually, eventually your mind will eliminate that feeling, though. Probably. Yeah, it's gone. I don't crave food all the time. God. So we'll see. Yeah. It's weird. I'm really happy for you. I'm not. I feel like I don't I know. I keep coming up, like, when I'm going to see Beyonce in Toronto with my boyfriend. I am not taking my week. Ov, that Thursday before we leave. Friday morning. I'm not taking it. I'm going to wait till Sunday when we get back. That's okay. So that way it's like a ten day stretch. That week? Yeah, just that week. Then do you go Sunday nights then? Then I might switch to Sunday nights. Yeah. Just fuck up my whole week. Fuck it up. And I'm on the lowest dose right now, so I can't wait tomorrow to take a hike. I have heard that once you start getting in the rhythm, it's not as terrible. Yeah. Matt didn't have meanwhile, Matt had no symptoms other than feeling tired. Like, I can't I don't know if I can feel tired, though. The problem is I'm always tired. So really feel more tired. Yeah. I don't know if it can get much worse. It can't. Not for you. I slept like 10 hours, and you were still tired on Monday. I was like, I'm tired. I'm like, you literally slept from 730 off and on. That's so crazy. I know. Okay, so here's another thing that I heard from a friend that I now want to try. My friend told me that she was on a date with his first date. I'm not trying to slut shame anymore. I never did, but first date. And she went back to her place with this guy, very attractive, and he poured wine on her nipples and I think licked it off. And apparently it felt really good. So, like, were they in the bathtub or that was what made me a little concerned, because she does have a white cow. Yeah. And I'm like, no, I don't think they were, though. I think it was like just a little bit of wine. Just a drop maybe from a finger, a couple of drops, and then a interesting now, I'm not going to waste good wine, but that's just me. No, obviously. No tea, no shade. But you're right. I mean, I guess I wasted about a bucket of fucking nutella. I remember that story. And that's what made me think of I was thinking about these stories about my life when you were frisky? No. So I was thinking about my old gym days. There are so many stories that I forget about that sometimes. I'll be like, oh, I forgot that that happened the one time that I let a man smell my shoes in the steam room while he jerked off. And I just sat there because he wasn't hot. And I was like, okay, jerk off. Go ahead. Literally, he was like, had my whole shoe in his face. This is so weird. And I was like, 23, so isn't that bizarre, though? I was thinking about all these bizarre almost like the one time I was in the fucking sauna. Almost like, did he get your consent to jerk off? I mean, it's kind of weird in the sauna. And you're like, you can smell my shoe. But I didn't say you could jerk off. Okay, let me just be more clear then. Okay. So you're like, oh, yeah, did it picture of him? But he did maybe say, like, hey, I'm going to be at Lifetime Fitness at five. You are such a whore. I knew it. This was planned, okay? It was planned for him, for me. I was seeing what it was because he's like, I'm married. I'm not sending pictures. I was like, okay. I know. And then I'm like, well, if you're over 30 and you're still on the download, like, just stop. Just quit. Thank you. After 30, you need to come out. After 30, just get your dick sucked by a man. I just am tired of it. No one can know. It's not hot anymore. I'm not in college. No one can know when you're married. What? What do you mean no one can know? Also, that's like, just stop creepier. To me, it's even worse. It's getting to the point where you're like, so you're cheating. Like, I don't want to help cheating. Really? I'm like giving my shoe to sniff. No, but how far? Yeah, I was trying to think of all these different scenarios, like the Hobby Lobby time that I mean, I was like, I've had a lot of so the next few weeks, I'm going to really try to channel my inner whore and try to eat it. I'm trying to think of one time I set up a threesome without actually asking the second guy if I could at his apartment. Like, you invited someone else to come over there when you were going to be there. And I was texting him. You were like, hey, I got this high guy. Yeah. Did it go well? It went fine. We'll see. He liked it too. It's probably really hot. There you go. Wow. Well, you're a good whore. I'm a good whore. So there's been some strange news recently. There has? Is this the first one? Yeah. I saw this story, including a white supremacist named Brendan. Brendan's experience with MDMA led to a transformation in his mindset, causing him to question his racist beliefs and seek personal growth. Researchers tracked down Brendan and discovered his involvement in white supremacist activities, including attending the Charlottesville rally in 2017. MDMA is known for inducing feelings of empathy and sociability, but Brendan's case was seen as an exception to the norm. The study suggests that drugs like MDMA could potentially influence a person's values and priorities, offering a potential treatment for extremist views fueled by fear and anger. However, caution is advised as individual reactions may vary and more research is needed to establish the drug's efficacy in such cases. I'm, like, on it right now. No, I read this and I'm just like, see, basically it's all fake. Like, they put up these walls of hate. Like, oh, well, these people, they're abused, they're traumatized. They are seeking something from their shitty life to make sense of everything. And they just gravitate towards that. They're like, yeah, I'll join this group of people who make me feel better by shitting on someone else. I guess I feel better. These white nationals, you know, they're messed up. Like, I want them to change. I want to help them even sometimes they're let them attractive let them. This is if they want to change. You'll see hints. You're not going to be able to. Yeah, because it's not their real thought. I can't yell at them. I'm not going to argue with them on the Internet. I'm not going to go to their route. I'm not doing that. But if there is an opening at all, I will. Well, that's what I want to see what he looks like. I know a lot of them are really attractive. A lot of them are actually kind of like my blonde. Oh, my God. Yeah, they're very we're not lusting after one, actually. And honestly, if it would help the country, you could bring them together. Yeah, I'll bring it all together by sucking dick. There's been some other strange news this week. Oh, yeah? And this, to me, this is beyond. I think I sent you those clips of what that damn submarine looked like. And you all know what we're talking about because why is it even happening? Why is it being covered at all? First of all, because, okay, we know by now, some people, some rich, are they dead yet? They had 40 hours, like yesterday, so they might just be gone. And they're also shitting and peen in bags, by the way, down there. Like, imagine being play the clip. I'll play the CBS reports. What do you think happened here? From having been in it and having experienced it? And you talk about the mechanical issues. I know it's purely a guess, but what is your best no, I can tell you exactly. There's only a few possibilities. So this thing has seven different ways to return to the surface. Different ways of releasing ballast or inflating air balloons or using the propellers. So there's backups of backups of backups. So if it is not at the surface, then only one of two things could have happened. Either it snagged on something like a big fishing net or even part of the Titanic, or there was a leak, in which case it would implode instantly and it's over. So if you want to look optimistically at it, they lost power, but they have three more days of air and they're bobbing on the surface somewhere, and we just can't find them because they don't have power. But one problem with what the Coast Guard said was there's only three operating subs in the world that can go to that depth. Okay. So even if they find our sub, with the ping, with the sonar, there's absolutely nothing they can do about it. There's no way to bring it back to the surface. There's no way to let them escape. That. The hatch, by the way, is sealed with 17 bolts from the outside. So there's no way to escape when you're inside to get out without a crew on the outside letting you out where they're like. It was haunting. They're like, I bought this at Camper World. And this we just got here's. A controller. Places and controller that we can do. I'm like he's like, you can throw it around like a kid. So you're really people a quarter million dollars for this? And also so the Titanic people what are they even doing? Why do they care? We can see the movie. There's already clips. There's like, VR headsets. You can watch and pretend you're in the submersible looking at it. Why do you have to go down and see it through a very small window like this? Well, that's the other thing I was going to say. The window is not even that small. TV. What are you going to do? Just like, lay off. Yeah, they're all going to lay look. Wow. Look, it smells so bad. What if they didn't even get down to the Titanic? I think they're dead. I think they're dead. No, but what if they didn't even get to see it before they died? They probably didn't. They probably were. They probably got lost connection. So then they floated into the seat. I'm telling you. And that's what it's like to me. But you're with a billionaire who also paid for his flight on. Did you see that? On SpaceX or on space, whatever it was for. Fucking why are we going to pay somebody else and get in their rinky dink ass little fucking need to give away their wealth? Billionaires are awarding their wealth for absolutely nothing. Absolutely Nothing. They need to give it all away. We don't need billionaires. I mean, the best part is they're like they're innovative. Look at Elon Musk. He's done nothing. He's made a bunch of city cars that Toyota could have made. Like, we don't need billionaires, we need zero billionaires and zero actually, it's just we need to redistribute all their wealth. That's how I imagine. No. Yeah, I can't imagine. It's amazing what you could pay. There'd be no homeless people, but then there would be nobody doing work. That's the whole point of the system. That really sucks when you really think about it. They have to have the drug addicts, the poor people. They need it. The middle class people, poor to work too. It won't stores making minimum wage. It won't work. They need it. They don't want healthy people. They don't want people in houses. They want desperate people. Imagine if we could actually do jobs that make a difference, but not just or creative jobs. Like in Finland where people have a guaranteed minimum wage. They can do creative things. That's just their life. And they're satisfied on bitch. They're satisfied. There's an interesting video that I downloaded that I thought was very and I kind of agree with her. Well, this one's funny. What the fuck is that? And then there's this one that was very interesting to me. I'm going to be a dead for just a second. Everyone is so fucking stupid talking about this submarine. First off, I don't think it's fucking missing. I never thought it was missing for 2 seconds. Family. You're telling me like multiple billionaires and important people are on this fucking submarine to go see the Titanic and there happens to be no tracking device. Oh, no. There's no GPS system or tracking device on submarine for the fucking, like, Navy to find them. No, be fucking for real. You realize I don't disagree. Was originally founded to explore the ocean depth and then I don't know what the fuck they saw. I am a little bit of a conspiracy theorist, but I don't know what the fuck they saw. They were like, oh, just kidding. We're going to explore space because that's so much easier. Oh my God. Also, you know how the government loves to shake some shiny shit in front of you with something in the background? Yes, they do. This is the shiny shit. Yeah, it's like, why are we covering this story? Interesting. Okay. I thought that was an interesting take because I had not heard that and I was like, wait a second. Well, it is true. Like, why wouldn't there have been GPS? Why wouldn't there have been secured yourself? If you lose connection, something deploys and shoots to the surface. Yeah. Why don't you have a beacon? Like boom, boom, boom. Because there's a lot of stuff I've heard that they're not even if they find them, like what are they going to do? They don't have long enough ropes to go down to the bottom and grab them. So they would have to then bring another sub down with something they could bring late. Yeah, it's not going to happen, right? No, it's over. If it's even real. If it's even real. And the one son of the billionaire is at the Blink 182 concert. I love that. He's like, My family would want me to be here. Music gets me through hard times. You're just about to be a billionaire. You inherit your mother partying. He's like, yes, honestly. And imagine just some of those songs would hit differently. And what is this Gallup Pole video you have? I'll play it, but I'll play it at the end. Okay. It's basically like, everybody hates the gays. All right, it's time. It's time for our favorite segment. Honestly, it is, though, because listeners have texted me and said yes. I didn't know that was in there. And I was like, it is. And they're like, It sounds made up. Like they don't believe. And I'm like, Well, I need you to check, because it is. Oh, I've checked every single. Every time I read one, I go put it in, and they're like, all the versions. They're like what? That's the other thing. Why do we have 45,000 versions made up? It's whatever the wife wanted at the time. They're like, change the Bible. So it says this, actually, wives need to be submissive to their husbands. Put that in there. This is perfect. Read this. Wives can't hold positions of power in the church. Put that in there. Because we hate women. Go ahead and read the Bible. Quote of the week. Timothy, chapter two, verse nine. Women adorn themselves in modest apparel with propriety and moderation, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or costly clothing, but which is proper for women. Professing Godliness with good works. Let a woman learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived fell into transgression. Nevertheless, she will be saved in childbearing if they continue in faith, love, and holiness with self control. Whoa, girl. Fuck. The women are evil. Women are women are the ones who cause the fall of man and sin to come into the world because she fell for the devil. I am so fucking tired of the misogynistic to be Christian. Like, honestly, that's all it is. Read that and tell me that they're okay with women. Well, then you have people again. I hate women. This is like the Marjorie Taylor Greens of the world that are like, oh, you got to speak up about the Lord and all, honey. No, you can't. You got to you got to be quiet. We don't want to hear women speaking. We don't need you working out. We don't need you to do no you shouldn't be no makeup. They can't braid their hair, wear gold, pearls or costly clothing. Yeah, so you're all out. So wait a minute, because everybody needs to get their MAGA. Women love their jewelry. They wear flashiest. What I saw rashiest gold jewelry. Big hoop ear hooks that are like not the good pearls. Like, yes, you're hard. The lord crashy. Expensive pumps. They go to Saxophone Avenue. They come out, wear these, like ugly outfits. But they want to tell us. But yeah, it's fine. But you're going to tell me they're Christian women. Yeah. It's not true. It's all fake. It's all fucking fake. So there you go. He didn't weep. Sundries. Sundries. So my sundry is really simple, but it's also, like really fucking painful. Well, then don't go into it yet. Let me think. I cannot stand when I bite my lip and or I've had this little moment where I was like it almost felt like it was like I think it's like a I'm biting my lip right now. So why are we like the inside? I feel attacked. I will literally eat it off and then it hurts. So like, right now I got a healing I get a divot. Yeah. And it's like healing right now. And I'm in so much fucking pain. Well, my favorite combo for me is I chew it so much and then I get a cold sore because I injured myself. Yes. And then you bite that open. Then I'm sitting there like, why did I do this? Why do I do this? Why does my thumb why does this I mean, I do it everywhere. I'm just like, that's interesting. And then I catch myself doing it. I'm like, stop. And then no. And it's too late for me. I'm fighting my lips. Like, literally, I'm bleeding. And it's like, why are we getting to this point? So my sundry is like, leave your fucking goddamn fucking lips and face alone. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's tough. Like, I literally was biting the shutting down every day since then. I mean, it's Thursday tomorrow. Ow. One thing I would request is a call in from one of our listeners who listens every week to talk about these types of behaviors. You know who you are. Please call in. Call in saying 4721-5336. Thank you. We need to call in to talk about this. You don't have to give us your name, but I know your experience because you post about it occasionally. Wink, wink, wink, wink. Also, yeah, when you call in, we're not going to talk to you, A, but B, you can just literally tell us what the fuck is going on. Okay. Yeah, it's not that hard. You have a sundry. I would say you're sleepy. You're like, in my life. There it is. I triggered a yawn. It is so weird that it's contagious, though. What is that? Well, I've yawned and then Penny, my dog, is yawned. Like, what is a yawn? Or she yawns. And I'm like, what exactly is it? They don't I think I've looked into it before. It's like a social signal or something. It is something social, I think. But you do yawn alone, but you can make other people yawn very easily. Or if I see someone at the airport yawning, I yawn. Yeah. And then you're like, well, it's an animal thing, like an instinct thing. I wonder if dogs, when they yawn, do they yawn with each other then? Do they get the same? Like, I'm so tired. This is like weird, like orgasm. My sundry is what the fuck are yawns? Like, can someone explain it? Call in and leave a voicemail? Yes, please. Because why do we need to yawn when we're tired? Like, why can't we just be tired? What does the yawn do for me? I wonder if it has something to do with your because my eyes are watering now, so I'm like, I wonder if your eyes need to be cleansed or oh, my God, I'm going to fucking kill you with these fucking yawn. We literally could have a podcast of us. So just us, both of us yawning back and forth. And see, I'm like, we're that fucking tired, and you're losing weight being tired. I'm fat being tired. I'm like, also eat stuff crusty laying down. But see, that sounds good. But I can't eat it. I know I can't eat it. I don't want to eat it. I don't want it. Okay, well, happy pride if you're still enjoying pride, because I know pride is still going on happy Pride Month. I think I'm just getting to the point where pride is like an inner celebration, maybe. Yeah, I think it's more of I'm ready to kick somebody's ass instead of, like, stand there and watch Walmart walk down the street. Okay. Like I'm sorry. I know. Like, I wanted to just go up to the bigots and like, yeah, like, let's fight. Like, let's go fight. Let's fucking go. I'm ready. I'm ready to fight. Oh, no. I said I'm going to wave this little pussy ass flag and be like, happy pride. Happy about what? I know. There's so many laws now. It's crazy. So wake up. Okay. And yeah, enjoy your week. We love you. We love you. Bye. I was like, It's so hot and it's not even hot outside yet. It's like.