Grey Sweatpants Are One Of Life's Greatest Gifts
On this episode of Not Well Gay Podcast with Bobby and Jim, we have an interesting discussion on a variety of topics.
We start off by talking about the dangers of road head and the challenges of getting older. We then move on to discuss work anxiety and the prevalence of erectile dysfunction in our age group. We are the target for Cialis and viagra btw!
Next, we discuss Jim's big adventure to Mexico City. We hear the pollution and traffic issues in Mexico, as well as the unique challenges faced by little people, who happen to also entertain and wrestle in Mexico. We also touch on the topic of "little people big dick" and the Ohio vs the world debate. Why does LITERALLY everywhere we go have someone from Cincy, Cleveland or Columbus? OHIO.
After that, we delve into the world of food and discuss the differences between world-class and cheap food. Jim had a dinner that consisted of ants, ant larva, and aged sauces. Bobby wasn't too impressed but Jim insists it was good.
Finally, we tackle some controversial topics, including the issues surrounding bad Republican gays and the Proud Boys. We also discuss the Columbus Drag Story Hour and the role of church and fellowship in today's society. We wrap up the show by talking about the amazing trend of straight men wearing grey sweatpants and their super clingy jealous wives mad that gay guys like to stare. Ladies, this is a gay past time, tell your mans to stop wearing grey sweatpants if you are so insecure. Also, can we lighten up with the licence plate renewal stickers?
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Bobby:and we want to hear from you. Give us a call at (614) 721-5336. You can email at not well podcast@gmail.com.
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Bobby:Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Not Well, I don't know why I just screamed. I'm Bobby
Jim:and I'm Jimmy. I don't know why I was like. Bobby: It's cause I'm smoking So I feel like it's just hitting me really hard and I'm like, I don't know what I'm even saying. Like I just couldn't even say the lines. You forgot your line. I think it's cuz
Bobby:I'm getting old. It's, and I'm drugs. It's like, well now I will say, now what is this puss blanket doing up
Jim:here? Yeah. Put your puss. Wait, where's my puss? Blanket here. This is yours. I think. Okay. That's mine. And I'm just
Bobby:gonna have a puss pillow. Um, ooh.
Jim:No, you should,
Bobby:where's your blanket? It's underneath my ass and I can't get it. Oh my
Jim:God. It's in your pilon idol. Ho . Okay. Pack me with a
Bobby:puss blanket pack me with my pussy blankety.
Jim:Okay. Do people know what a puss blanket is? Um, have
Bobby:we ever describe it? No, but we can do the definition now. A pus blanket is
Jim:a blanket that. Covers up your FPA pussy area
Bobby:and you can feel comfortable while you're having conversations during like family events. Um, I always places where you're like, embarra not embarrassed, but you just don't wanna be seen. Jim: Totally. It's where you lay when you're laying on the couch and you need to be covered so you don't look like a whale . So you always like, that's, that's all a pillow move. Usually there's a pillow move, but I find the puss blanket. You can give a little more
Jim:curvature here. I should. You can it up here?
Bobby:Yes. It's like, oh, I'm not fat. This isn't my belly. This is just blanket. I'm staying warm. I'm just, oh, it's, is anybody else cold? And I'm sweating, but I need the puss blanket. Is anyone
Jim:cold? I think it, I think it's like
Bobby:freezing and they're like, um, it's 90.
Jim:I'm so hot. I love puss
Bobby:blanket. I need the puss blanket. Sorry. We should make pus blankets like a thing. We should sell 'em on like hgtv. Oh. Cover your puss. Or you can give it to your little pussy cat. Um, . No, I, there's something going on,
Jim:uh, with your brain or the. Both. Okay.
Bobby:I feel old. You're, and I know we've had this conversation before, but I'm, I'm really starting to feel
Jim:it. I distinctly feel old too. This has happened over the past.
Bobby:Okay, so like I'm not even in the past week, I'm not even saying like I'm old. I'm saying I'm feeling like the effects of like being alive for 38
Jim:years. Oh, okay. Okay. So I'm not like, oh my God,
Bobby:I'm so old, I can't do anything. I'm saying, oh wow. I'm really starting to feel those aches and pains that your parents used to say, oh man, wait until you're my age.
Jim:Wait, what? Aches and pains.
Bobby:So I have like tennis elbow, I've been dealing with this for about a couple months now from, oh, I remember clicking a goddamn mouse and it's like progressively getting worse. Um, like it hurts. Like I can't even lift like
Jim:heavy things with my arm. Is it because we're doing the same activity over and over again?
Bobby:Well, probably because we're literally clicking. So it's Ever since I got the new program at work, no offense work, but when we got the new program, it's all click based instead of typing. There you go. So I used to be able to type and typing's different than just clicking with one fucking finger all day. I have the like Carle tunneled like pad. Okay, good. But I think I might have to go to like a roller. I don't know. Somethings not, not a thumb one maybe. Yeah. But that's just like awkward and it's really hard. Oh, for big
Jim:fingers. Harder than having this pain all the time? No.
Bobby:Okay. Honestly, I think I just need to leave of absence.
Jim:I have health problems. Oh yeah. Whatever happened to that? Your, your psychologist was like, take one. She still, I
Bobby:think really wants it. Okay. Um, I do too. I just, I don't know. You're not sure. I actually honestly dealt with a lot of my issues at work. Like when you know there's a narcissist and you see it, you're not bothered anymore. You're not bothered. I'm like, oh, how embarrassing for you. But cool. Oh, I grabb you ice ice cream. Oh, I forgot to tell you. He was like, Hey, do you wanna go to, or he goes, what are we having for lunch? And I go, fuck that noise. And apparently he was like asking me to go to lunch. Sorry.
Jim:Sorry. Oh, you thought he meant like, what are people having? Yeah. And I was like, fuck that
Bobby:noise. I'm, I'm taking a nap at lunch, is what I said. But then the girls were like, he probably would've really liked that. I'm like, yeah, I know he would. Cause he wants my, oh, he probably does. Doesn't, he doesn't, it wasn't the other one. So if the, it was the other one, I'd be on lunch immediately.
Jim:He'd be like, where do you wanna go? Kfc? The alley behind K ffc. How
Bobby:about just my car? Um, a little. It's really comfortable. You can lay it back. Has air conditioning so you can put it on your,
Jim:oh fuck. You could get in the trunk and then, I don't know what
Bobby:you, you mean we are really turning this into a crime podcast? All of a sudden there's
Jim:somebody in the trunk. I just can't imagine how you would fit on your knees to blow this guy. I wouldn't, I'd have to lean over the
Bobby:console and I probably snap it cause I'd be leaning on, it's like plastic. It'll like snap
Jim:off. Oh, like driver's seat to pa. Okay. Okay. It's, it's, it's, I thought you meant backseat. I'm like, wait. Yeah. I don't know. I haven't given road head in a while, so I don't really like, re I've done it a few times and it's like a thing. It's fun while it's happening. It's jump in the car
Bobby:to me cuz if there's a big console in the middle. It's not really,
Jim:I like the the two, four seater load to the ground. That's why the old trucks easy
Bobby:usually get over used to the old trucks with that big old booster seat in the front, like bench seat., Tawny. Honey, it's over, honey. It's over. But now my console is the size of this table,
Jim:so it's like, yeah, they're like storage. There's a mini fridge in your center console. I don't want to, I'm surprised they haven't done that yet, just to be, oh, I think they're, oh, I think probably I've been in a truck that had, oh, okay. Oh, I don. Huh? The G Wagon? Yeah. Oh, the housewives pulling up. Fuck housewives.
Bobby:Um, so yeah, I mean, just I feel old and I I just wanna address it and
Jim:say it like is it just the elbow or is there something else you're feeling old about, like trouble with? Well, corrections. Oh, absolutely.
Bobby:Yeah. I was actually thinking about that the other day. I was listening to a commercial and I was like saying, oh my God, I'm that age where like, this is what they're targeting is me. They're like, Hey,
Jim:half of you men can't get hard anymore. Hey, you wanna take a pill? Do you wanna last a little bit longer, even when you're drunk? Nope. No, I last too long when I'm drunk.
Bobby:See, I don't wanna last longer. I need to stay harder, longer, but I don't wanna last. Yes, I need to go. I want it to be so sensitive. You can't even
Jim:touch my dad. I want a pill that will make me come. Buckets. Uh, well that even not buckets, but just to be like, oh, I came just a little bit. I
Bobby:just wanna come buckets. I used to come buckets when I was like 20. I remember that now. It's like,
Jim:dribble, drabble, dribble, dr.
Bobby:I'm like, wow, I haven't came in four months. Literally,
Jim:this is it. This is it. This was me like last, like last week after like two weeks of nothing. And then it's like, I know
Bobby:it's sad. That's why I'm like, did it happen? And then I didn't think to myself, am I, am I, I can't let this time
Jim:slide. Well, one time I reverse ejaculated, so I got worried that that's what happened. I'm sorry, , have you not heard of this? Wait, I think I have, but I don't. It's gross. It feels really bad when it happens. Did you have to go to the hospital? No. No. You said to pee doctor. I came wrong. I don't even, doctor. I came into my, I yeah, re urethra. And it didn't come out. It went into the bladder and I mean, it was awful. Like, I literally was like, where is it? I mean, did it hurt to like pee? Didn't, it wasn't hurt to awkward, didn't you out? It just felt I felt full. Like in a weird way. You had Come on in your gut. Come in my gut. Come
Bobby:in my come my gut. Come into my gut.
Jim:On That's a throwback.
Bobby:Oh, that was a throwback come into
Jim:my gut. Yeah. I can't believe I've not told you about the reverse ejaculation.
Bobby:I think you have, but I just really don't know if I've ever really like,
Jim:think, thought about it. Thought about it through. Yeah. Thought it through. Thought
Bobby:through. Now
Jim:where did my pen go? Cause I need a little unique, I can tell you're fading. Um, I need a little,
Bobby:okay. You, you were in Mexico, so, so you were in Mexico, . Oh, last week. Which I was telling you earlier, like for me, I can't wait to hear the experience, but for me, Mexico is like the border. Like, I don't really know. It's like, I just don't see like a big city, but apparent apparently.
Jim:What was that song?? What was that song we were singing earlier? I know, that's what I thought you were doing. Fuck. People will know. It's always in like a video, a short reel or a TikTok, A short reel. I just short everywhere. I
Bobby:don't like the, like the lights on me. I can see all the spit that I'm spitting and um, it's not cute.
Jim:That's why you spit it right into the mic. Little Jimmy was in Mexico. Jimmy went to Mexico. Mexico. And once you say it like that, you know you've been Mexico. Mexico and, okay. So it was a friend trip and it was great. I went with Sabrina. Um, we've never been there before. Uh, have you ever
Bobby:been okay, you've
Jim:been to Mexico, but not we've Yeah. Yeah. Like in one thing I realized is I'm kind of ashamed as a gay, I've not been to pv. Same. That's where we need to go. We've gotta go together though. Maybe like a podcast trail. We've gotta experience it together because I not need to try to explain it to you and I don't. Oh, it's
Bobby:like a well and Manners, but
Jim:in, but actually Country. Oh, I don't know. And we had fun, but I'm just saying we had fun. Um, but it, it's a place, it's, it's not Florida, it's the trailer. Okay. We've been over, we can't, we don't need a bad mouth. You don't have anything nice to say? Don't say it's not say anything at all. Um, well, we wouldn't be able to say anything ever. Well, clearly. So, yeah.
Bobby:But like, we're gonna follow our golden rule and we're just gonna not speak the whole hour. I mean,
Jim:can you fucking imagine? It would be awful. Okay. So I haven't been to pv, but I've been to Cancun. Oh. You know, tullo. I went to Tul. That's a pretty big one. That's a big one. And then Tijuana, which is horrifying that my parents took us there. Um, ? No, it's like actually you're like, wait, that's what I think I meant. I got on a bus and left San Diego and went to Tiana letter. You're like, they have mules painted as if they're zebras. Like that's what I took pictures with. And that's Tijuana for you. We went in a grocery store and it was just like, everything's unwrapped. A super
Bobby:marqueta, super marque. Or is that what it said?
Jim:And so this was a first for me to go to like one of the biggest cities in the world. And it's in Mexico, it happens to be in Mexico. Hmm. First of all, you arrive, it's higher than Denver. So there's that. How does nobody know? How do I not know that? Like it's high up in the mountains. Huh? And it's very hard to walk around cuz of your shorter breath. I guess. It kind
Bobby:of makes sense. Is it the same mountain
Jim:chain? Um, I don't really know. I don't think so. Because it feels like it goes where,
Bobby:like if you're in Mexico City and you went north, where would you end up? I feel like
Jim:Colorado. Oh, but the No, no, but the mountains, don't they stop? Oh. Like in Arizona, New Mexico and like Texas, those mountains, the Rocky Mountains don't keep going, I don't think. Oh, but I'm
Bobby:just saying like, they're part of the same plate system.
Jim:It could,
Bobby:they're part of the same tectonic plate
Jim:family. Let's just have you stick to smoking weed. Yeah. Okay. I'm just sitting here. Science, I'm just gonna sit here and listen. No more science for you. If you don't have anything smart to
Bobby:say, don't say anything at all. Well, I guess we're just sitting here, um,. Jim: So I'm short of breath immediately. Um, the airport could not be more confusing. So you walk out, I have a picture to send you. Okay. Let me just show you this picture. Yeah. Cause I'll post it. I mean, it's so funny. You should just airdrop me like anything right now. You need
Jim:to drop me . I mean, I was fucking dying. Okay, so I get off the plane and this is what you're gonna see. I want you to tell me where you are based on this picture. If you were trying to tell or an an Uber driver or someone, it's not even on here. That's my point., you literally get off the plane. You have no idea where you are. There's no signs telling you that you're in terminal two or one or, uh, which, uh, hall you're in those signs. But that sign I just showed you just was arrows that were pointing to the next halls. You don't know which letter you were in at the moment. Okay? So you don't know if you're up where? To three of Hall Q. Hall S stop. P Hall n You don't know which terminal you're in. So our driver was at the wrong terminal saying that he's right in front of the Starbucks and does every terminal have the same Starbucks? We were in, in front of a Starbucks, the exact same Starbucks in the wrong terminal. And I'm like, we're by Porta three by the Starbucks. This is giving me l e x vibe. Yep. It oh is worse. Way worse. Okay, so we get picked up, we're going out. Um, one thing you notice is pollution. Okay? Um, there, it's ringed by mountains. There's way too many cars. They don't have any rules. I don't think there's any environmental rules at all. I'm sure. I think they're still burning coal for power. Um, so basically pollution created but isn't way the
Bobby:United States wants to go back to make an America to great again. We'll go back on coal. We'll
Jim:just pollute. Like they don't understand. Like if you lived there and if you lived in a fossil fuel heavy area, like coal heavy mm-hmm., you wouldn't wanna be there. You wouldn't wanna be there. You can tell, you
Bobby:can tell , you can tell, fuck, look at Pittsburgh.
Jim:Um, well, I met someone who works at the US Embassy and she was telling me she was like 31 and she had just moved down there. She said the US Embassy requires every employee to have at least one filter per room in Mexico City and their homes. So she's in an apartment with three, like kitchen, living room, bathroom, three like or bedroom HEPA filters. Yes. And she said, you should see how black they're, when you, she changes them out like once a. And they're, everyone's just breathing that air all the time is
Bobby:what I was talking about, about like the old buildings in Philadelphia, New York. It's like, what are we breathing in? You don't wanna know the 18 hundreds and Ps. Of course, after we talked about the doomsday zombie viruses that are coming out of the fucking ground, I see an article on it. I go, oh my God, you weren't fucking around. It's happening. We're dead. Like it's fine. That's why I bought a drone. Like I just can't . So Mexico sounds like a shit show. You can't even find your fucking ride because the doors don't say anything. And with me in foreign countries, I just like wander aimlessly around like, what am I doing? Like when I was at Costa Rica, I had no fucking
Jim:idea. Well, that's the main problem is you can't find your way and there's no clear signage going on, and so you just don't know what's happening.
Bobby:Sin sin trace.
Jim:Okay, let's go to the next subject. We're in the car. We're on our way with You're riding. Riding.
Bobby:We're riding. You see the
Jim:pollution traffic. How was the traffic? There are no rules. They drive, there are lane markings that are ignored. They do not use turn signals. They just drive. When they, when they want to get in your lane, they're coming over. Uh, even if they're behind you, they're just gonna start pushing you over so they can get in front of you and get over in between the two cars, there are motorcycles on the middle lane line just going in between the two cars. Motorcycles like a row, just a string of them. They don't, it's not like one, every once in a while you're like, oh, another fucking, it's like literally that's, don't open the door, don't go to the side a little bit and kill someone. So that's, that's the traffic and things that are, I mean, it's worse than New York City. Like things that are, sounds worse, far apart on the map that at one time of the day, say takes 15 minutes when there's traffic, it takes over an hour and a half. It's like, oh, okay. I mean, maybe. Maybe LA's like that la sorta of, I feel like LA has shitty traffic too, but I, but I don't think it's, but it's not like that everywhere in the city. It's like the highways get
Bobby:bad. No, I just, Ima like, this is gonna be really inappropriate, but I just imagine like the highways being dirt roads
Jim:Well, most of the roads are really
Bobby:like, cause I've pictured all this dust. I don't know. Like, that's why I keep thinking of like, it's like you're in this fucking, like, just,
Jim:they're not free for all, they're all, they're not all paved, I will say. Okay. A lot of them are, I've seen a lot of movies and uh, uh, rocks, brick type things, but more just rocks and this is why we need to build the wall. And yeah. I mean, there were moments where I was like, build the wall. Well, actually, I kept thinking at that time that, uh, Trump referenced shithole countries. Mm. And I wouldn't say Mexico is quite in there, , but it's close. And I know we're not allowed to say that. And I, we hate Trump anyways, so we hate
Bobby:Trump. It doesn't matter. He's a whole other situation.
Jim:Yeah. But like, Ooh. So Mexico City was fine, but I can imagine like there were neighborhoods we went around and through that I was kind of like, oh fuck. Like I can't, don't imagine walking the street here, let alone live here.
Bobby:Well, and those streets probably have murders. They
Jim:do, yeah. And then some of them are, so it's like, is it
Bobby:from
Jim:the government?. So my, I mean, literally like there were students missing that the government executed because they thought they were drug mules, but they were just students in a bus, like 46 kids just murdered by the government. And then they covered it up for years and years and released a false report saying like, well, we don't know what happened to the bodies. We didn't, well, we found, we found them in this grave, even though it weren't, it wasn't the student bodies. They weren't, they weren't the bodies. Then they found the bodies and they fessed up to it. I mean, Mexico is a mess. Sounds like a great time. It's a mess. Now let me get to the good parts. We were in a beautiful neighborhood called Polanco, which is the Beverly Hills of Mexico City. I just have one more question about Mexico. Oh yeah. It's not Mexico. I have
Bobby:more to talk about babe. I know, but I just wanna ask a question about the neighborhoods. Cause you said you were going through a bad neighborhood. Is it kind of like where you go like bad neighborhood and then it's like, oh my God, I'm in Beverly Hills and it's a bad neighborhood. And then it's like, cuz that's how LA kind of is where you're like, um, where am I? And all of a sudden you're like, oh, there's like a billion dollar mansion and you're like, oh, where am I?
Jim:Thankfully this was more good neighborhoods clustered. Okay, good. So like you could walk from one to the other and then there's a giant park in the middle of the city that's bigger than any park I've ever even like been in. I mean it was massive. So it's like a time of square on bigger than Central Park. So yeah, we are in Polanco. It's like Beverly Hills. We're in this place called the Orchid House. It's adorable. There's all these other Americans there and yeah, I had a great room. Then we go on Tuesday night we went to Lucha Libre, which is wrestling. And now that's some things, well, there were some things that would get you canceled. I don't
Bobby:think so. Okay. Because I don't think so. Because that's a thing here too way.
Jim:Oh wait, we have dwarf wrestling. Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. Yeah, it's problem. I thought that was like problem objectifying them and
Bobby:that's like their way of making money, I think or something. And we're like, oh, let's just laugh at these little people. And it's like, I mean, people were, it's funny. People
Jim:loved it. I mean, look at little, little women in Atlanta.
Bobby:Oh, hey, everyone loves a little person. Like honestly, everybody should have a little person, friend, baby. It's really bizarre. Cause I always wanna see their dicks and I know that's, they're normal. Talked about it. I
Jim:know. And, and that's the best part. It's, it's very bizarre. I've seen some dwarf porn, but it's like kind of incredible. Cause you're like, oh, it's, some of them are big, like bigger than, yeah. Yeah. Most of people. And on that body, it looks even bigger, right? On the body. It's like slapping your ground. You're like, like holy. I love that. That's the thing. So did you fuck any of these wrestlers, ? Um, there was, there were, do you know any of their names? A couple. Okay. Um,
Bobby:RI Ariba
Jim:or El Ork? The gold. I remember the one guy was called like the gold el. Um, he was so hot. He like landed on the ground in front of me and I just could not stop staring. So the thing about these lucha libre is you, the taking off of the mask is the worst thing you can do to another fighter. I found that out. Okay. So taking off their mask actually gets you disqualified. Oh. Because it's so bad to do it. But they still like threatened to do it the whole time. Is it like a And the one guy got his mask taken off and then he cut, he had his face covered. The, the rest of the body. I don't think they want to, he's like, oh,
Bobby:I don't think I want to be
Jim:seen. I don't want to be seen. Would you? I mean, look what they're doing. Um, , but most of them were hot. I will say that there were several, I did see the bodies, a lot of dick print. And the worst notches I've ever had. They, it was like the worst notches you've ever had in Mexico. Yep. Isn't that weird? Hm.
Bobby:Chips looks like that was an American main thing too.
Jim:Cold. Liquid cheese. Cold. Liquid cold.
Bobby:How do we have better stuff?
Jim:Well, it's Mexico. It's Mexico. But sounds great. That was a the problem I realize you're afraid to eat anything anywhere because you don't know when it's gonna hit. revenge. And it's true. Uh, because you like, you see like a street taco and you're like, well they always do like taco now they use water product, street taco. Yeah. Tours and like people are eating there. Like you see like five regular looking Mexican people and you're like, oh, I could eat that. No, no. The one day our guide was like, yeah, you can't eat here. I'm like, oh. Cause our stomachs aren't
Bobby:like our stomach. They can eat there, but
Jim:they could because they've had hepatitis A 15 times, they're still wonder. They have really virulent strains of e coli just living in their bodies. It's something like that. I'm not sure, but honestly they're probably better off for it. But when the locals tell you not to eat something, you don't eat. You don't listen. You don't eat it. You don't eat. Yeah, for sure. Like, you just don't 100. So another night we went to this like ballet, which sounds really boring, but it was like all these different cultures of Mexico dancing. You would've loved it. Oh, cool. So there were drums, there were dancing. There was once again, was there any like, um, bul Bulges and dick print? Yes. Like, oh yes. Natives, native indigenous. Thank you. There were bulges and dick print and we were in the front row. So we saw everything. So you were right up in the natives, right up in the crotch? Yeah. Um, like, oh, leap again. Oh, weird. I love, love a native. I love the natives. Um, and we, we went to this anthropology museum, which was really depressing. You would've loved it. It went on and on and on. You could have been there for over a day and a half probably. I would've went through it in 30 minutes and I kind of was trying to, cause I was done. I can't with some history is just, I said it's the same thing over and over again. Everywhere in the world, like white people showed up, ruined everything. Everything. Most of the people have got killed. And now we're here. I just feel like we're, and
Bobby:it's not even better. I feel like the roles are about to switch though. And the white people are about to be like, like us Americans are about to be like the lowest of the train. Okay. Like, call me the new Kosovo or whatever. Like I feel like we're gonna be the new Iran
Jim:wrong. It's bad. It's bad. Okay. There's more. So I'm gonna send you another picture. I, I don't know if I sent this to you yet. No. So while we're at that ballet in the front row, picture this, they're doing the Vera Cruze section cause they did like each area of Mexico. And so Vera Cruz is apparently famous for their Carney VAs, Carney VAs , Carney Vals. I
Bobby:love it when you come back from a foreign country, especially a Spanish speak one, you're like, Yeah, like you kinda speak
Jim:English for a while, so I had to sneak this thank glasses picture, so you're welcome. Because I was in the, once again, I'm in the front row and they explicitly stated, no cameras, no fucking photos. Oh, you're a king at that. So I had it in my crotch. I like angled it up. So the lens was out . Oh, this is like, so here comes the carneal. Oh wait, where did it, how did that zoom in on that ? Wait, are these the raisins Nope. Those are black people that they do in the carnival. In Vera Cruz apparently. And this was in their national theater in Mexico City. Like the Palace, Palacio de Bees. It's
Bobby:similar. They're like, no cameras. Cause we're extremely
Jim:racist. Um, literally this is where it was in like, look at this place. Like it's a beautiful giant feeder. Yeah, yeah. And so those came out and Sabrina and I were like, so like horrified nervous, but also like, I was like, yeah, yeah, we have that. Yeah, yeah, of course. And I was like, do you see a problem with that? Like, is that okay? And he's like, well, of course. Yeah. We've always had that. So we literally walked this verracu person through what racism is and how it shows up in various forms. It's, you're welcome. Um,
Bobby:why are light-skinned people so offend? The worst? We're so scared of dark-skinned people we're
Jim:jealous. But the other thing was they had a, um, middle Eastern person in there. Oh. With like a turbine and a, a nose. A nose that went from the forehead. I mean, when you think down below the mouth, the nose went like this. Ew. Wow. And then came back up and then you saw the mouth. I mean it's, it was like a caricatures of. The thing is is that,
Bobby:I mean, but it's Mexico, so it's like no girl. Like you can make fun of all these other cultures, but girl, yeah. I can't even eat a fucking plate of beans here cause I might die cuz of e coli, Um, so, and also thanks for these nachos that taste like shit.
Jim:Oh. I mean it was awful.
Bobby:It's like, how can you make fun of other people? But they have to, that's what cultures do. We, to make ourselves all feel better. We just make fun of other cultures. It's fine.
Jim:So, okay. Okay. The good parts. Here's the good parts. Okay, we're gonna talk. Good. We're gonna talk. Nice. Um, well, it's good and bad and that's been
Bobby:another episode
Jim:of Nothing.. I know. I'm like the cop. There's a lot of cops. Good. You would think they always drive around with their lights on, however, so you don't know if they're pulling you over now are they? All the time. The cops are bad cops. That's the bad part. They take bribes. They So they'll do whatever you They can. Yes. They'll do anything however they can get it. Exactly. Of course. Here's a real good part though. Restaurants, everything we ate was good. Okay. And cheap. Yeah, I'm not even kidding you. We four people with drinks and like nine things that we ordered that we shared $150 at a Thai restaurant, we, we ordered nine different items. So you had tie in Mexico and it was so good. Hmm. I mean, yeah, you have to have something, right? I mean, I don't want just Mexican when I'm there. I would choose Thai, well it was one night of six, but I guess
Bobby:I wouldn't choose Thai in
Jim:Montreal. And uh, and then we have it, and that's the same. Well, and the thing is they mexicanize everything. So like, so it's like Thai, but with a, it was a little chili reno. Yeah. It was like, this sauce is a little
Bobby:enchilada, if you will. It's a little, is that sauce called? I don't even know. Tolo
Jim:or something? Yeah, the green one. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was okay. Yeah. But the best part of the trip, the whole, the thing that made the trip, even though there was a lot of scary parts coming home, um, well, that we actually did really look forward to. I've never looked so forward to coming home before ever. Wow. I literally was like, I can't wait for some order. Like I want an airport shower. It's a cluster
Bobby:fuck. Like I don't wanna open my mouth in the shower on accident and then like, have diarrhea. Literally. That's like such a
Jim:nightmare. It, yeah, it is. And like gangs and I . We need the Where's the wall? Where's the wall? Honestly. But we ate at Pu and Quin O'Neil, which are number five and number nine in the world restaurants. Hmm. And they bring you these tasty menus. I'm just gonna share with you what I ate. Okay. That you might think is like disgusting, but somehow isn't. Okay. Grasshoppers. Now here's why. Fuck they, they're dried and turned into a powder that's used into a sauce. So you don't realize that you're having to dress up, like why you wouldn't nail because it's part of their traditional cooking. Okay. So they're trying to highlight it. Um, these chicot ants, which was on baby corn that had like a mayonnaise, so it was like an elote with ants that you don't, but they don't look like ants. I'm gonna show you a picture. Okay? It's like big pepper flakes
Bobby:back. Pop our black, they're fire ants. Um,
Jim:I cannot, I can't go here. See, like you can't tell there's ants on there, right? You just, it looks like a spice like pepper and you're just eating it. It's delicious. Okay. Okay. All right. So
Bobby:yeah, you look like you're real excited in those
Jim:pictures. You're like sea snail and it was amazing. That looks like pretty, I mean, it's good. It's like ceviche like type dish. Okay. You would love it. Underneath these Brussels sprouts on a little toast type thing, there are, um, escamoles, which are Aunt Lar. And it's like, but it's like with other things and it's in like a Mac.
Bobby:I was trying to go for the, I cannot
Jim:there. It's so they had like macadamia and sunflower nut, um, sunflower seed like butter with eskie. So it wasn't like you're just eating ant larva. That's what I'm saying is they, it's kind of like lobster
Bobby:for Mexicans because, and like lobster that is dip butter and like, you're like, oh, this is good. But really it's the butter that everyone likes.
Jim:Okay. So you don't like lobster? I do.
Bobby:Okay. But I'm just saying like, that's like a part, like No, but like this was like, here's some ants, but we're gonna cover with butter and sugar. And you're like,
Jim:oh, young, I would eat this again. That's the thing. Yeah. Like it was good. Good. Fuck. Like I can't wait to go back. We're going back. I thought you, okay, we're going back. Okay. This was the best part of the meal, which I'm gonna send you. So you I'm gonna throw up. You're just not gonna understand like, is it turtle? No
Bobby:turtle. Fuck. Oh no. That looks like a Buckeye, but also poop and diarrhea.
Jim:No, this is chopped up Liver ants. No, this is mole. So it's a sauce they made. Oh yeah. Like chocolate. Kind of like that. It did have cocoa in it. That dark one is 2,962 days old . It's called the Mole Madre. Madre.
Bobby:Oh, I'm sorry
Jim:that I haven't been in fucking Mexico for a week. So mole And then the middle one was like a newer mole. That sauce though, I ate it and tasted like 11 different flavors in a row like you could. So it's insane. It goes. You're like cinnamon is that coconut? There's coconut chocolate, there's coffee, there's some type of umami. Saltiness. I mean, it just kept going, changing. That's interesting. And that sauce is the reason I would go back. So they serve it with tortillas. So like that was a tortilla. So this was a tortilla just so it looks like a leaf, cuz on one side is an aha. Santa leaf. And then on the other side is corn. It's, it's half corn and half leaf , but it doesn't taste the leaf. I love it how you're like, how you're, this is what it was. It was the same as that. That's the other side is like blue corn. So it was like, okay. I mean it's fine. Cheryl's good. It's, it was amazing. Like I can't wait to go back. That meal cost me $150. Number five. That's like shit that you number five restaurant in the world things. I've never had the best flavors. Like it's the best meal in my life and Sabrina's and it's $150. We had two drinks each. That's pretty cheap. It was a seven coarse, tasty menu. I didn't even show you everything. We got, don't we spend like food, food, food, food, nonstop. We were full. We were full the rest of the day. We didn't eat the rest. I'm and we went at lunch. I mean it's like crazy that $150 and it, we wait, we ate at the number, the restaurant world like, like you, if you go to like the number five in France, well
Bobby:didn't we pay like 300 in Vegas to go to
Jim:that like spann one? Yeah, we would. I mean that's what I'm like and Quinan ne I won't go through, but it's the same thing. Like we ate similar type dishes that were insects in that as well. Cause it was highlighting Mexican cuisine and we got, I think we had 10 cor, yeah, we had 10 courses, two drinks each and we came out, it was like$150 . Like, I mean that's pretty nice. You can't make it up. That's like how it is in like, uh, when people go to the avenue and you spend the same amount. I spent 200 go to yellow. Pizza. Pizza, yeah. It's like, oh god. Yellow brick is good, but it's like $30 for a pizza. Things are so expensive now. Right. So that's a good part about Mexico City. Okay. You saw some pol. We got you tried some food. I tried
Bobby:some ants and some mullet. That was like 8,000 days old.
Jim:There's one little thing I have to add on. One caveat, and this is something that I think you've learned too. Mm-hmm., wind traveling. You have to have at least one other queer, I have to say it. Yeah. Because I travel with mainly straights and here's boring. Boring and it's boring. No, it's just different. It's honestly Sabrina's great. Boring. No, I mean I, it's uh, boring you, but I know what you mean. Yeah. It's like, cuz you see other queers out and like, you know, straight people don't want to go to like the gay bars. So like, I went to this gay area, this is the one place I was scared called Zona Rosa, like Pink area, pink Zone. And it was little pink zone. It was, I hate this word, but it was ghetto ghe. Um, people are pulling you off the street to get into their bars. It's mostly straight people cuz the alcohol's cheap. That
Bobby:is one thing that I
Jim:seriously can't stand it. Hey, stop. Let me decide. Hey. I'm like, no, I don't wanna fucking go in there. Come on, come on, come, come on, come in New York City. Sometimes
Bobby:New York's like freaking like, no Coke these. And he's like, can you buy me a pizza? And I'm like, like what? I know I hate people. So like if you work that hard on Yeah. In like a real job instead of the streets, you'd be a good salesman, right? You probably could live
Jim:in, in a time square school, apartment. Um, some walkup somewhere, but yeah, I just think you need queer people. So what I did was I found the queer people in our hotel orchid house. Two different, no. Well, for one of them. Two. I met organically at breakfast, so I met this older couple. Barton Patrick, you're like, yeah, they live in Costa Rica and in Denver, so, or Colorado. So they like go back. So they were visiting, so I hung out with them. Then I met this cute guy. Okay, this is weird. So I saw a cute guy at breakfast. Okay. And he is like sitting with his cute partner. I'm like, oh, they're really cute. So I go back upstairs and go on Grindr. Oh, hey, they're on Grindr. Well, the one is on Grindr. So I met Evan on Grindr. Where is he from? Ohio. Cincinnati. I am. So I'm in Orchid house in a distinct neighborhood of Mexico City. Hi. And they're in Cincinnati. It happens all the time. Evan goes, I hate Ohio. And I was like, Evan, I agree. Like literally everybody's from there. Everyone's from there. And they're everywhere. Ohio, Columbus, Ohio. People are fucking everywhere you go. You can go to any random country in the world and they'd be like, I'm from Ohio, Cleveland. I'm like, Why
Bobby:So the one hookup we're gonna have, you're from Cleveland? Yeah.
Jim:Huh. That's why we didn't hook up with Evan and you know, we were kind of like, hang out. I mean we can hang out in Cincinnati. Why would we be the ones to fuck each other? Like, mm. That's not your style. They were really nice. What's that? That's not usually your style though. Remember Our golden rule? Okay. Oh, be nice. Wow. No, I mean I would have, but I don't think they really wanted to and the truth and the will set you free. But like I went out to dinner with just those two gay guys and I went to that. Oh, that's nice. You A little queer time, side of queer time. But I just think in total, like on a trip. Mm-hmm., you need to have another queer
Bobby:me queer energy. And honestly, if you've never been on a trip with some queers,
Jim:it's better. You should. You should. And if you have,
Bobby:uh, yeah, you, yeah, absolutely should. The gays are where it's at. That's for now. I trip
Jim:to Mexico. Yay.
Bobby:Underlay. Underlay baby.
Jim:Yeah, Uhuh. Oh, what's happening now? And who even knows if that's a Mexican Spanish song or something? Underlay. Underlay
Bobby:Mama. No, it's
Jim:Spanish. From like Snell, Puerto Rico or something, you know, like, I don't know where he is. Hurry,
Bobby:hurry. Mommy, mama. I don't know. The ei. Yeah. Um, well, while you were gone, we had some fun stuff happening in the city of fucking Columbus that all the gays are all up in arms and I, and I get
Jim:why there's some
Bobby:drama, honey. Now I'm sure you saw this video, Jack Queen story Hour. Yeah. I, I found something interesting in this video though, and I want to point out. Yeah. Let's see. Okay, so. Here's the video.
Jim:We will not comply. We will not comply. Is good.
Bobby:All right, so this is the proud boys. They're so proud that they can see all their faces.
Jim:I know these pussies, I'm sorry. I hate that word. You know what? But that's the word. So fun of them. I was emasculates them. So you have to say pussy on the ride
Bobby:home. They're pussies. I was in my head going, I'm gonna call 'em a fucking pussy on the show. And then I was like, yep. That's like only word that I can actually come
Jim:up with. We're not being misogynistic, but for these men who are so fucking uptight and think they're, they're fucking master masculine men. They're pussies. They're pussies.
Bobby:Sorry. And you know, like you said, I don't, I was, I
Jim:never used that word. That is the word. These are the people. The people. You, to me, I was like, you would call them that to show them exactly what you mean. These
Bobby:are men with short little cocks. These are men who are so insecure of themselves.
Jim:They need to wear pile into combat gear, combat gear. They probably were halls, probably were never in the military, but went to an army store to buy it. They literally were never in the military, have to carry guns around. We're
Bobby:patriots. We follow the Constitution. Well, guess what, honey? Your leader just decided today to say that. You should just get rid of the Constitution . So I'm not sure what's gonna happen there. All I gotta say though is that I'm really getting tired of these fucking proud boys. Yeah. And these straits who literally are so angry for no reason about a fucking drag queen who's basically like a character from a goddamn movie. I'm so fucking, literally,
Jim:it's like appearing about it. Princess coming to read
Bobby:a book and they read a book and they leave and they're like, you're fucking grooming my kids. Look at your signs you just had, yeah. Look at all the shit that you do. Look at like Balenciaga or whatever. You hear that story about the kid. Oh yeah. So
Jim:fuck off every Right. You guys are actually grooming, not us. These people are grooming and indoctrinating their children. They're forcing them to go to church. They're forcing them to go to a Catholic school, forcing them to blur up. Yep. Yeah. Learn a bunch of bullshit. It's not that you don't like indoctrination, you just wanna be the ones doing it. That's really what's wrong with these people. And it, it, they're like, you're grooming, you're indoctrinating our children. No, we're not. You are. I just, we're teaching them common sense and kindness. Oh, you don't like that. They went to hear a story from a drag queen. What's the drag queen doing? Also, by the
Bobby:way, they're all like seven, so their parents had to drive them. So what is it your fucking goddamn business on what they're listening to or doing? If it's the parent's discretion, but you're gonna drive in a U-haul with your faces covered with guns and scare the shit out of these
Jim:little kids. Yeah. You think the kids are afraid of the drag queen? Talk about trauma, right? Talk about fucking trauma and, and that's why they canceled. They had and, and the reason they canceled. Let's talk about that. Let's keep going. Columbus
Bobby:City of fucking
Jim:Columbus Police. So what? See, what did the police, uh, say to that? When, when security is riled,
Bobby:felted riddle me, this riddle me that. What did the city of Columbus have
Jim:to say to that? What do they have time to and resources to put towards? What did they do? Nothing. They didn't
Bobby:do anything. And it's probably an approval point, even though
Jim:it's announced online that we're gonna have a bunch of militant psychopaths with air fifteens, air fifteens coming to a children's event. And we've seen in other cities what's happened. And again, this goes back to what I like, we just had a shooting in a nightclub. Yep. And then in that setting of what's going on, you're gonna say, say we don't have the resources to send even one or two cops to this event to stand by the doors just to be there. Okay. Oh
Bobby:no. The cops were there. There were dressed as proud boys.. Jim: I know. I was gonna say, I was like, I think there may have been cops there. I think I saw a lot of Blue Lives Matter fucking thing.
Jim:Exactly. It's the same shit. It's everywhere. It's just
Bobby:white people who are, and honestly, all these guys wanna take a dick and it's just they do I
Jim:or they want their dick. Dick sucks by a man. And they do
Bobby:get it. And that's why they have to cover their faces. Cause they know that they'll get caught on Grindr. Um, , it's just. To me, it's so unbelievable. So can you imagine a gaggle of gays piling into a U-Haul and going to a church and being like, yes, sister Queen.
Jim:Yes, honey. He's protesting outside of Christmas service. Like, oh, you're having Christmas mass. Well, fuck you we're gay. Yes, yes, yes. It's like, no, it won't happen. Why are we,
Bobby:we don't do it. We don't care. What are you not, what are you doing with your life that on a Saturday morning, yeah, you're gonna go ahead and just hop in a U-Haul? You don't even take a regular car. No. You're hopping in U-Haul like seven 10 of you in one fucking back of a U-Haul. Imagine driving to
Jim:imagine, can you, it's probably to like bump and grinding against, jerk off circling, oh fuck dude, Billy,
Bobby:is that you backs all, fuck, we're all gonna come and then we'll get out. We'll kill these gays. It's like,
Jim:It's exactly it.
Bobby:So anyway, um, this country's going to hell very quickly, but I also am encouraged to see that there really wasn't that many proud boys. I still just want to question the sign. I, I like, I don't understand what arguers than yours. So you're saying that, see, I feel so
Jim:proud boys have gays. No.
Bobby:So I feel like there's a shift happening, and I hate to say this, and I'm, and, and I'm not sure how I necessarily feel about it, but there's a shift happening in the LGBTQ plus community and it's happening because there's all, they're, they're looking at trans people. Oh, okay. And all these, like, the pluses basically, no offense to our pluses, it's true, but they're looking at them as something too separate. Like that's why they said, our gays are not like your gay. Like, yeah. I, the reason why is because they're saying like, they're not the one, they're not the gays that go and read to children and drag. They're the gays that just live
Jim:regular life. And the sad thing is it's the same. Macho leaning white, cisgender gays that men that are probably in Proud boys. Oh, I found our, our gays are better than yours. I know exactly what type of gays are in that group. There is a crowd. They're the ones like we saw in Wilton Manors who are like, oh, baby vote Republican. And I'm like, what was that? I I, you want, they want to kill you. Like literally didn't want to murder you. It's like a situation like, are they just
Bobby:beating 'em
Jim:if they can't do for, and these gays who vote Republican were in a nightclub and a shooter came in, they're getting shot too. They don't care. They care about your gay. No,
Bobby:wait, wait, wait. I'm a Republican. I
Jim:voted for, no, I voted for Trump. It's like they're gonna fucking like, get out, kill you. Yeah. It's like, um, duh. I found
Bobby:this guy. I wish I could. It's normalized
Jim:being gay and Republican. Or should I say, let's normalize being gay and smart. What's the difference between Joe Biden and the Scarecrow and the Wizard of Oz, the scarecrow. Knew he was missing a brain, Joe
Bobby:Biden. So that guy's just like
Jim:scare. I mean some of of them are funny, probably need, but like, need to say these, like these are great. I Yeah. I want him on the show. If we're being honest. I honest like Max
Bobby:Hawk, Oxford, like, whoever the fuck you are, we need to talk cuz Honey, first of all, you're using way too much Vaseline on those lips.
Jim:Um, and a little too much filler if we're being honest. Um, that was created by a
Bobby:liberal probably, um, cuz well, I won't
Jim:say why. I don't know. Trump's Trump voters really do love their filler. The Trump women love their plastic service, but
Bobby:they don't wanna believe in science. But they're gonna put some fucking concrete in their lips and some , hey,
Jim:well they're on their fifth nose job down, down in Mar-a-Lago, but I
Bobby:don't like the, yeah. So anyway, uh, I just, he came to mind. But anyway, I love that The Proud Boys in Columbus,
Jim:Ohio. Well, this ties into something I needed to bring up SCO honey, because you talked about like a church and that's interesting because. Here's the reason. Young people, intelligent people don't like religion. Um, right now, the Supreme Court case that happened today, they heard it today, the web designer from Colorado who doesn't want to do web designs for, uh, same sex couples getting married. And
Bobby:so over
Jim:this argument, even though it's like a public business that anyone can access. So Colorado's a law that says you can't discriminate against people. And Justice Sotomayor even asked her like, how to the web designer, how is it endorsing gay marriage? If you just create a website, you don't have to type the words that say, I support same sex marriage. You're making a website, website for those people, and you got paid by them. It's business. This is why you have a business
Bobby:license is literally you
Jim:pay the taxes for your business. It's, it's not a statement that says, I support gay marriage by making this website. It's just you designed websites, you designed one. It's for someone go sell Ansy if you're gonna be a fucking well. Right. That's what I'm saying. So like we have to listen. To these arguments from these people, like, well, it's against my religious beliefs. No, it's not. I need the people who are religious to start announcing if they're bigot or not, because we've all, we've met religious people who don't mind LGBTQ plus people. No. Um, but, but the vast majority are bigots. And I'm thinking to myself, they did the same shit with black people in the sixties, by the way. They said, well, I can't serve them. We're not gonna have a, an interracial marriage. Yeah. In this town. What do we have in another fucking fountain? Well, I'm not making a cake for an interracial marriage. Or, it's the same shit. It's just happening with us now. And
Bobby:again, it's just white people who are insecure, just like in every other history book, in every other country, every other world. So
Jim:they wanna destroy other people's happiness because they're unhappy. This is what these conservative, bitter religious white people do. That's all they do. They, they're grasping on for power. They have nothing else in the world. They have no ideas to offer to us. They have nothing new or exciting. No, it's the same old shit with the same old Bible. All the same bullshit,
Bobby:but that they can twist in however they need to. My thing is that that really is starting to bother me, and I haven't, this might be controversy and this might cause a discussion. I don't know. Good. I just don't know. This is gonna sound bad, but if you are fully, like I, I'm not saying there's not something out there. Okay. Like I'm just gonna put that out there. God, listen. I still believe in just in case, but just in case I believe, uh, um, people that I know that are like great people, smart, funny, witty, say the F word. Oh yeah, good. But then they go to like
Jim:church on Sunday, but
Bobby:not just Sunday. Oh no. Like, um, couples group
Jim:or like, what is it called? They call it Sunday, A Bible study, like yellow studies and shit. Fellowship. Fellowship. I love that word. And you're like, what fellowship?
Bobby:And I, and I, again, I think if, if you're, Jim: no, just say it cuz it's insane. At this point I just, I don't know how to like, I dunno what the fuck you're doing. I don't know how to like, uh, support , like how do you support me? But then also go to Fellowship knowing that there's people that use the same book that you're believing to basically persecute me. But you're still gonna end up going to that fucking church where that's what the people in Fellowship are doing to you. Oh yeah. There are people in that same fellowship. Maybe you don't see it, but they're also against us and so I
Jim:just, it just like, well they conveniently ignore that part. It's like, but where, whereas they would never bring us to that fellowship. No. They would not bring us and say, oh, I know this person. He has a partner and Yeah, blah, blah, blah. They come show, we're not gonna talk about that. Nope. They don't want to. Cuz they know it would challenge their own belief. Like, wait a minute, I'm surrounded by bigots, but I don't think I'm one, maybe I am one. Oh, I am one. I mean this, it's, it's just the religion thing. That is one thing that should be banned like outright. Because they're, they're tax exempt. They're hiding in their churches that number one is they're preaching hate. They're indoctrinating children in schools to protest in church hate people. We should just start literally though, like church, they should be banned. I'm gonna send my drone in. I'm over it. I'm over it
Bobby:like I am too. And this kind of
Jim:actually, like, I, we should go, Christianity should go back to being like churches in caves and in the basement of people. They think they're being persecuted, but they're not yet. But I'm not saying it won't happen. But like, here's
Bobby:the even more fucked up part too, is that, so on TikTok you find a lot of things right? Like you see a lot of different people on things. There's this like live chat that keeps going on. I'm gonna find it again. I'm gonna fucking record it. It's this lesbian, well ex lesbian and ex-gay guy.
Jim:I'm sorry. I see the haircut.
Bobby:I see the list. I see the attitude, oh no, these are people who now are no longer a part of the lgbtq i plus community. Oh, you showed me that. They found God, and I don't know how, I'm just like really getting frustrated with using this thing, this person, this place, this idea, whatever the fuck you think he is or they are, you're using it. Yeah. Like I just don't, if we read the Bible, remember we did, that night got boring, so we had to stop cause it's so fucking stupid. That's so stupid. Like, you must cut your son's wiener or you can't follow Jesus. It's like I'm, I'm like, what? Oh, but the slaves okay. Yeah, the
Jim:slaves were just in there. Like for fun background. You just like,
Bobby:you don't even listen to your own book though. It's the problem. Yeah. For
Jim:me and like, but then you're gonna come on TikTok and tell everyone about like, I
Bobby:found God. Well, God created you in his image. Right? Yeah. Like, isn't that what we say? So
Jim:if so, why are you trying to change around his image?
Bobby:I think there has to be gay people in sight. I think God intentionally, like, let's be honest for sure, who's doing a lot of the finances, who's doing a lot of the decorations, who's doing a lot of medical, who's doing a lot of the smart stuff.
Jim:First of all, all of the culture is coming. Everything coming from mainly black queer people. But Hi, your wedding
Bobby:planner? Gay. Okay. Like, hey, straits. Yeah. You're fine with having, you're photographer, photographer, videographer. Probably bi at least. Jim: They're usually bi at me. I feel like the men are bi. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, I'm artsy. Yeah. They're like, you're like, is someone fuck me
Jim:or her? I. Oh, I love that. I love white men. I do two kind of actually, so hot. Okay. That's a separate issue, but yeah. Fuck religion. It needs to come crashing down. I'm it over. It does. Yeah. I tried to play nice with it. I'm like, well, there are good religious people. I'm like, no, they're just good people about it. They've been tricked by religion,
Bobby:but that's what I'm afraid of is like, are like, these people are so brain and then like when they hear this, they be like so upset and it's like, oh my God, why do you think that? I, I've always loved you. It's like, I, I've always loved you and I
Jim:love these people and I hear that all the time. I'm like, no, you don't. It's okay. You don't have to lie. Just lie to yourself at night to asleep.
Bobby:I just don't know. I don't know. And I, and there's actually one person in particular, and I won't say his name on here, but you know who it is. But like I think of people like that who. Were raised in the church and really believed, and then all of a sudden got it all ripped away from them. And then I'm thinking, you still have people who are in this place like doing, I'm just,
Jim:I can't. Yeah, I just, I was like that, that was me. That's why I'm like looking at these poor people. I'm like, it's so sad. Well, right. Cause I used to be like, I know how terrible it was. I would like sit, tell the Lord, be like, please. We sat
Bobby:in the dark during CCD class one time and we wanted to try to experience God's, God's presence. And we were like, God's touch from, we were like, we were like meditating and, but it was like, he's like, do you. Listen, the priest's
Jim:like, it's your inner, it's your inner
Bobby:voice. Feel this. I'm
Jim:like, why does my butt hold tingle? He's literally, he's like,
Bobby:anyways, I just listen ladies and gentlemen, and they and thems, we've gotta get our shit together. We really do. We need to have a kind of a plan B running up. Cause I feel like this. Yeah, we're this shit. I'm ready. We're on Titanic right now and
Jim:it's slowly sinking. But yeah,
Bobby:we're at the part where we're gonna have to decide we're gonna get our life back. Or are we gonna like, are we gonna try to do the Jack and Rose situation, which happy 25 years
Jim:to Titanic. I love that. Oh, I didn't know that. Yep. Oh, Matt will love that. Happy 25 years to Matt. I love, love
Bobby:Titanic. I, I was like, is that
Jim:25 bitch? But well his, it's his 25th anniversary of finding true happiness. Oh, Matt loves Titanic. He saw so many times in the video. I do too. Like he saw like three or four times in the theater just
Bobby:because if it's on, I leave it on, he's on the tv, I'm like B up Titanic. And Michael's like, oh my fuck
Jim:Again. Okay. But we need to share. A bed frame or whatever the fuck. A door to float in that water bitch. We could
Bobby:both, well, I, well, here's the thing. I lay flat and then you lay on top of me. I like that. Why didn't they do that? Rose is a bitch. She's like, I don't need this poor, this poor got a rat. Like he got me outta here and now I can live my own life. But like, plus he
Jim:saw my tits, so I have to get rid of him. She's like, well once, yeah, he tiny. I mean, he has to You think Leonardo? I feel like he's just average. I think he pays all these 25 year old girls to sleep with him.
Bobby:He's probably average. Okay. I mean, he's probably just like a good old average cock,
Jim:um, sundries. Nothing wrong with that. Sundries, sundry time babe. I've got one. I got one too. Go first. I always go first. Okay. I'll go first.
Bobby:So this past week I was listening to another podcast called Absolutely Not, and I'm a really big fan of it. It's Heather McMahon. I love her. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, absolutely adore her. Okay. Now this person, she, they have their own hotline, which of course that's why I sort of want our hotline. Cause it's really fun to hear people, bitch,
Jim:I need, I need it. We need the
Bobby:gays, the bitch on this hotline. So this girl calls in and is talking about a gay guy that she met at the dog park. And at the dog park, this gay man like befriended her, blah, blah, blah. But then texted her later and said, okay, sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable, I was staring at your husband's dick the whole time.
Jim:Oh my God. Oh my God.
Bobby:So I, so they were like, oh no. Oh my God. And I'm like, okay. First of all, , your husband's in gray sweatpants.
Jim:It's happening.
Bobby:Everyone in America, including the straits, including the gays, including
Jim:everyone we know about BPL in gray sweatpants. He's everyone's
Bobby:looking. Yeah. Everyone straight guys. Why way guys? Everyone's looking straight. Guys. Look
Jim:straight guys. I've seen them. Second
Bobby:of all, Uh, some. So like they were talking and Heather was like, I agree. Stay away from the man or your man and B B b blah, blah. What? I'm like, okay. So I'm like, here's the thing. I called the hotline and everything so I might be on this week's show for hers. Cause I was like, listen, it's a gay man's pastime to look at men's wieners and ga in gray sweatpants times. I love it. I'm sorry. It's like so true. It's like the best thing in the world. Why are you gonna take that away from us? But also, I feel like he was being respectable. They called him a perv, the dog park, perv what? And all the shit. Yeah. And I'm like, okay. He was being
Jim:honest. He just messaged you about it. First of all, you should be honored, honest.
Bobby:You should be honored. Been like, wow, this
Jim:gay guy's extremely. Yeah, my husband's hot. Maybe I'll finally fucked my husband. No, they were concerned
Bobby:that the gay guy was coming after her husband and I. Then I know to myself, he is not well. Then I thought to myself, so if you're so worried, maybe you should talk to your husband, because that means you're not comfortable with the fact that he might be stolen by a man, which means maybe you're not comfortable with what he is, which is fine. Maybe your husband's by.
Jim:Uh oh. Trouble in Paradise bitch. Well, that's a problem is they're all, they're insecure for a reason cuz they know their husband could easily be taken away.
Bobby:The only reason that men are with women are because they have to procreate. And like, literally it's like it's laminated
Jim:into our
Bobby:no laundry. I am telling you right now, and this is for women too, I don't think we'd hang out like gays and girls would hang out. Of course. Yeah. But like guys and girls would not never associate if there wasn't such thing as
Jim:like appropri. If you didn't need a woman to have kids and be like, I'm a man. You, it's all just for your little ego hate women. They, you should hear the comments. They would rather hang on their bro with straight men. Oh, it's gross. I hear talk. Oh yeah. Well, Katie said and like, what'd she say? Oh, you're sharing that part of what? Of your life with these boys? Yeah. Who know nothing about. Okay. Oh, look at her pussy. You can see pussy in her pants. Hey, you did well, man. This tits and I worked at golf clubs. Oh, you've heard it all. It's
Bobby:like, it's like kind of hot though for me. Cause I was Well of course I love it. But like, maybe these are get drunk enough and like, wanna jerk off and the cart down and you know what's weird? Didn't they do? Yeah.
Jim:So the weird
Bobby:thing is they do. Oh, and they do. So my, my main uh, yeah. Thing on this is if you're gonna wear gray sweatpants, you need to know what the territory is and if you're uncomfortable with your partner, spouse, husband, whatever, wearing these gray sweatpants, and maybe you need to have a conversation with him, but also get a grip
Jim:bitch. Yeah. Literally like get a grip. Literally. Are these, I wonder if they would say the same thing to women. Like, you need to flatten your tits so you don't have 'em out in perky for men to look at or other women to look at. Yeah. Can you imagine if I was
Bobby:like, well this, this woman came up to me at the dog park and said, oh, you know, I, I
Jim:just, I, sorry. I was looking at your wife's tits the whole time. Yeah. It's like, what? What? Like, why were you doing that anyway?
Bobby:Also, like, I don't care. Weird. Okay, cool. Yeah. My wife has hot tits. I
Jim:know. Literally I would be of you. That's that's the approach I would take. That's,
Bobby:yeah. And it's like not You're threatened. Call them. You're fucking threatened. They're threatened. You're fucking threatened. Heather McMahon, you're threatened and it's fine. I'm not mad at you. I actually like adore you. But we need to talk about this gay straight alliance here. This is not
Jim:working out falling apart. It's falling apart. You're not gonna ride the girls in the gay, you're not getting the life
Bobby:boat. You're lucky that the gay, even the gay was telling her so that she could feel proud about her fucking husband. Yeah. And reality is, is that then she was like, Ew, don't look at my husband's penis. Don't wear the gray sweatpants in. This is a gay pastime and it's not going away.
Jim:Oh God. Amen. That was a good sundry. Thank you. My sundry is, this happened again to me and it happened to every American who drives, oh fuck. License plate stickers. Ugh. What in the holy fuck is happening that I have, uh, an inch and a half of license plate stickers stacked onto my license right now. I Why? The fuck is this the way that we do things? You're telling me you can track my every movement, you have my number, you know what type of car I drive? A cop can type my license plate number into their computer and pop up. It comes. But I have to put a sticker on that's a certain color so they know that I paid the fee for the year. This is bullshit. We're being
Bobby:tricked. I'm telling you, there's a lot of stuff that we do.
Jim:Why are we doing license plate
Bobby:stickers? It's the same thing as irs. Like it's the same thing as all these things. Like you are, we don't need to do this. You will run my tag and see that I'm registered and they do that. Right? So why are you then looking at the sticker being like, well, what if the sticker falls off?
Jim:What if somebody rips it off? What if, and this is so white of me, I've been driving around for eight or nine months without a sticker update and I didn't get a ticket. I got a warning . Oh, that's
Bobby:cuz you So
Jim:the cop, his tits, like the cop was like, officer didn't even fucking know. Did you know that your plates are expired? I was like, expired. And he was like, yeah, expired. I was like, You mean like the metal? I thought he meant the license plate metal. And he was like, no, not the metal, like the plates. And I'm like, what do you mean the plates? He's like the sticker. He's like, I was like, oh, the sticker, what? How long? Such as this was in like sticker. He's like, oh, October. And I'm like, it's April. Okay. 1, 2, 3, yellow. I literally like did the math and was like, oh, I'm fucked. Okay, well we'll just give you a warning. It's all done. He gave me a warning and I moved on cuz it's Grandview. I mean the, I put one on today, I put it on today, a month and a half late, and I'm like, why am I doing this? Agree. I like, why am
Bobby:I doing this? I can agree. And every time I try to line it up perfect. And every time there's a little sliver of the old color. Color, oh, you can still
Jim:see last year
Bobby:for sure. I'm like, see, six years be behind. I'm like, okay, look. I just, this needs to stop. I know. Why don't we just, again,
Jim:yeah, the, there's a lot of things, but the, today my sundry is these damn fucking license. All of it. It should all be online. I went online. They wouldn't let me renew it online. They had to send it to my parents' address for some reason. I just, the whole BMV licensing all that, it's bullshit. It's all, it's all bullshit. It's kind of like real estate. Um,
Bobby:it's like real estate. The thing is, is that also today I saw a license plate that said My world, and he was driving a Tesla, and I just had to think to myself, are we really this fucking stupid and narcissistic that we have to make a fucking license, special license plate to make us feel better about our ownselves status? It's your world. Okay, honey, it's your world.
Jim:Angie's 60. It's like, like, oh shit, a birthday. Little, little babe.
Bobby:Little babe. It's like, girl, you're just, if you have a personalized license, this is the bonus
Jim:Sundre for you. Fox or Zoom. Zoom or like fast car. I feel like we have a problem. Okay, so you have a fast car. I think
Bobby:it's a problem. You paid that a license problem. I think it's a problem. I think it's somebody who's, I think maybe that's a way to decide if somebody's maybe narcissistic or there's something not right. Okay, so if you have a
Jim:specialized costs, sorry, it costs extras. Like why would you wanna pay more for just a random assortment of letters
Bobby:now, I guess to be fair. Okay. Like, oh, here comes, I'll admit something. I never had like a personalized plate, but I did buy a Blue Jacket's plate.
Jim:Oh, is that different or is that kind of, it's a little different cuz it's not personalized. But I did spend a little
Bobby:more, but it went to a charity. So actually
Jim:I don't understand. Well it went to charity, but that's like you're a part of a group, like a fan group supporting when you pick the word and you pick the letters and numbers, like that's. Just for you. That's, it's always like car D A D D Y. And it's like, yeah. It's like, no, no, we're not doing that car Daddy. Okay. So anyway, so well, there we have it. Thank you so much
Bobby:for listening and watching. If you're not watching it, you need to go to YouTube because if you saw how we react to certain things, you'd probably think differently of us as you need to. You have to a better, it's a better view. I
Jim:do some fun, plus I look tired because I woke up getting peed on
by my dog at 4:00 AM so you'd see the bags, um, and I'm just like, you just always look like that. Look like.
Bobby:Yeah, I did get a haircut though, so I'm doing you look for, you look perked, um, down. And also I'm a drone owner now, so anyway, uh, we'll talk about that later cause I'll show some opening footage. Uh, I just wanna remind everybody they can call her hotline. Jim: You can always call her hotline. You always call her hotline at (614) 721-5336. Thank you for listening to Lipson. Not well. This is Bobby and this is Jim, and I don't know what's happening, so goodbye. Goodbye.
Jim:Thank you.
Bobby:Thank you.
Jim:Every I can see again. Oh, and I can finally see again.
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