I Actually Don't Know Why I Didn't Get High Before Going To High School (Wake and Bake, Manscaping, Gay Swimming, Morning)

Unknown: 0:00

Just want to take a quick moment to say that I'm gay. Hi gay, happy proud man.

Bobby: 0:06

Welcome to She's Not Doing So Well Comedy podcast featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing. Because Listen, I'm at G gym at the top.

Jim: 0:22

What can I say? Finally he's just like you can unfollow me if you don't like my body. The Ms.

The Miz: 0:28

Oh my God tell me all about your brain but you like mushroom shape?

Bobby: 0:37

Do you like Jimmy cracker? Like this

Jim: 0:39

part? Looks like the turtle pointy part of me. Me.

Bobby: 0:44

As you look.

Jim: 0:45

Yeah, as you look like that turtle.

Bobby: 0:47

No, you look like you look very alert this morning. I love it. That's why I think I love this. This is so awkward and different. Yeah.

The Miz: 0:56

I'm like, still asleep.

Bobby: 0:58

Well, hello, everybody and welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well.

The Miz: 1:01

Guys. I have to say what I'm wearing Can I change? Yes. Okay, finally my gay tank top.

Unknown: 1:09

Oh my god. fucking gay. Oh my god. Are you gonna dye your hair rainbow? How do I yeah.

Jim: 1:19

Happy, right. cried. I love all the people keep with wishing me Happy Pride. And I'm like, hey, I

The Miz: 1:26

want to fucking Wish me Happy Pride.

Jim: 1:28

Well, you would hate it. Meanwhile, I'm like, Yay.

Unknown: 1:33

Like, oh my god. Thank you. This is my mind. This is my mind. It's all about me and

Bobby: 1:40

only for this month. Only for this month.

Jim: 1:43

Yeah, the rest of the year. I'm just sucking dick behind. Here. Yeah, exactly. In private. Practice the weekend.

Bobby: 1:52

Outside like it's Ryan. Weekends Do

The Miz: 1:57

we have making fucking penis waffles last night and like that would like not be okay.

Bobby: 2:04

All your penis waffle. Good.

Jim: 2:08

I love I noticed that you got a black one.

The Miz: 2:11

I did. And then later in the night I got the white chocolate one.

Bobby: 2:16

Chocolate though.

The Miz: 2:18

Which was better? The chocolate but not white chocolate, obviously. Yeah, yeah, I hate white chocolate. I know. I know. It's like white. It does correlate to my preferences in actual penises by right they're not white. I'm not white chocolate fatness in general

Jim: 2:34

it's just it's not chocolate actually if we look oh really? Yep that's fact of the day Hi and staring at Tick Tock on it

The Miz: 2:46

I'm trying to reason why in order to with so I actually Okay, I went back to that bar to get another one because the guy making them was so hot

Bobby: 2:57

you're fucking kidding me legler

The Miz: 2:59

I went back but like the whole like thing that I hate about it is like I was literally ordering a repeat like waffle like hey you hot boy Can you make me another fucking dex right like it would have been like cute and flirty except for the fact I was walking away with a fucking like chocolate coated waffle but I was started proceeding to eat

Jim: 3:19

so he's like this one is talking to me

The Miz: 3:22

like eating a second fucking peanuts waffle you fat bed and he's obviously it's like wrapped them like

Jim: 3:27

they always are It's New York I'm sick of

The Miz: 3:29

you don't get hired your own supply I say

Bobby: 3:32

yeah, New York is such a kind of town

Jim: 3:35

everyone's everyone's ripped and if you're not you're like in the alpha you're not

Bobby: 3:39

though that's an exam like

The Miz: 3:41

you're not though they know my where I'm coming from?

Bobby: 3:44

I don't know because I don't I'm not putting myself in those situations. I'm going to the eagle then that's where I fit in a girl Okay, like I'm going to places that I'm not going to try to like and even if you don't feel bad you make boxers Okay, like the most fun guy

The Miz: 4:02

went to boxes last weekend and oh my god you the night we went with like not like typical like, why I go to boxers when I went the next night. Oh my god. I was legitimately one of a handful of like Caucasian looking people. Yeah, no, I mean, and the music was like unreal. The music was so fucking good. Like, rap like Spanish music. There were willing con cuckolds like walk up to and like hookah? No, you'd like to find the hookah guy. This is very like, how it works like up Uptown like for the bars or like uptown you can really find a hookah guy. Yeah, like the hookah guys is there, but he doesn't work for boxes. He's just like there and then away.

Bobby: 4:47

He just walks around the walk from the bar and like who goes Okay, start diamond. God. Wait, are you fucking

The Miz: 5:08

50 seconds into the story?

Bobby: 5:10

Yeah, it's like, oh my god. I'm getting close to finding the fucking video we

Jim: 5:17

get close to recording. Mitch,

Bobby: 5:20

this is actual recording. Okay. All right, so don't come at me honey when we set a time for 1030. And it took 16 hours to get here because you had something more important and I can tell. Yeah, I can't wait to hear myself I can entertain a who wants to go?

The Miz: 5:36

Oh my God, let me let me clarify because you had quite a reaction to this guy.

Bobby: 5:43

Thank you But I don't know the answer is in the grand box.

The Miz: 5:46

Right? Okay. He does not work for boxers. Right. He comes on certain nights. And he's walking around. He has his shirt on it says like huka and then you have to like flag him down and then

Bobby: 5:59

obviously like, allow him in so they know he's there.

The Miz: 6:03

Right? They like arranged for him. He's not like some random bag like hey, I'm the Who? know they like bladers him trash. Bring him in.

Bobby: 6:13

One of the local rookeries No,

The Miz: 6:17

no, they're called haberdashery. Oh, no, he's not for I don't know where he's from actually. Maybe. Now it's not like the big hook that we saw. So how do you

Bobby: 6:27

know that it's legit. or whatever? Know what the milking pineapple I didn't see. Why did we do that? I don't know. I loved every minute of it.

Jim: 6:40

I want I want more of it. I think I'm addicted to nicotine. Now

The Miz: 6:44

I want yesterday was so good. I want I want you to shop it in me.

Bobby: 6:53

Yep. I'm gonna start cutting that out and like replaying some things that I wrote down. Oh my god. First of all, I was trying to look up something because I've been dizzy and having headaches all the time. lately. I don't know if that's just age, or if that's like weed. No. Wow. No. Weed actually makes me not feel dizzy anymore. Oh, it's like, oh my gosh, no way. It's medicinal for me for real. Oh, my God. You're never gonna believe what people are talking about. But anyway, people are talking about something

The Miz: 7:35

I want to talk about. I can't find it though. That's

Bobby: 7:37

the problem is I watched it last night. Just a call Hi. And so I don't remember really what it was, but the gist of it was there is some kind of lag man. Excuse me. segment. You guys are being really fucking rude. You get a lie. Tell you what it is. Oh, okay. I thought you were lost. So what they're saying is that there's this like scale. Hendrix scale Hendrix reading Hendrix something. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And so it reads the Earth's chinar g that's taken from the sun some kind of energy thing. Okay. Basically, it hasn't been working for three days. They're called the three three long nights. And they're calling Oh, maybe that's why I can look up is three long nights. Yeah, exactly what I'm typing in, right. You've been having issues for wanting to hear it that like I need to hear the tape because it's like, it's legit like, okay, tick tock is legit.

The Miz: 8:35

Nothing is coming up for three nights before like song results

Jim: 8:42

during the night. Three Dark Nights. We dark name.

The Miz: 8:49

Maybe it's a dark night?

Bobby: 8:52

I think it is. I'm looking right now.

The Miz: 8:54

I'm looking at the Wikipedia page called the three days of darkness. Oh, but it's held by some Catholics to be true. I don't think it's the scientific that sounds like the apocalypse. I think this is like a spiritual thing.

Bobby: 9:11

I that might be and that's what I'm trying to figure out. Like if I miss a thing. Regardless, the thing is, is that it basically saying this little scale hasn't picked up the sun or the energy from the earth and everything in the earth is bleeding. That like the solar rays that are coming in are hotter than they've ever been. The and

The Miz: 9:26

because of this, you specifically can't sleep.

Bobby: 9:29

No, but they're saying people are having trouble sleeping people are but they're also really super tired and they're dizzy and they have headaches and like literally I guess that's allergies as well. Yes. It could be becoming summertime. summer, summer, summer time, and the living is easy. Well, yeah, it is. Maybe that is the connection there. I don't know. But that's what I'm saying. I think that there's energy hitting me that's not right. Okay, you want to read my

The Miz: 9:58

last three, I think I think you're onto something I am and also

Jim: 10:03

on something

Bobby: 10:04

I am. This is the first time on so I actually don't know why I didn't get like high before going high school. That'd be so fun. Like, I'd be like, Hi, teacher.

Jim: 10:12

Yeah, you didn't go to college so you didn't need high school anyways.

Bobby: 10:15

Right? I didn't need anything. I could have started working from 14 on Right, right. Why don't you? I don't know. I know what I was thinking. Okay, so basically what I wrote down

The Miz: 10:31

what I wrote down,

Bobby: 10:33

well, I just saw my tits in the screen. I'm like, wow, what am I wearing? And then I was I forgot I was on live. Or I was like, talking to television on my television.

Jim: 10:47

like smoke instead of an animal before every

Bobby: 10:51

fucking bozo. I'm wearing what I wrote down. I

The Miz: 10:57

wrote down on live television

Bobby: 10:59

writing what I wrote down even though I typed it in my phone. I don't even know how to write really anymore.

Jim: 11:06

Nobody does horrifying, like a 10 year old how to do cursive and they're like, lads,

Bobby: 11:11

I can't say Robert like, I can't sign Robert like when I was doing the mortgage. I'm like, I just do a big art and scribble and then a big G and scribble like that's my signature. It's bad. I don't do cursive ours.

The Miz: 11:21

Yeah, my signature is just an N with a line through it because then it makes an AV I love that's hot.

Bobby: 11:29

You're sexy. Oh my god. Well, Bobby's

Jim: 11:32

having a breakthrough. Oh, my.

Bobby: 11:35

A be a three week live television. No way. Well, that's surprising is this is gonna sound Yeah, one of the things that I wrote is I'm feeling feeling very non social. So last week, we recorded on Friday. Right? Okay. So Friday night, we went to the bottom of the eagle. We went to a wall like on a whim, I was like, let's just go to a wall. And Michael's like, I was gonna actually just try to stay like he's like, always want to wants to go. This time. I was like, I want to go. So I go. And I'm high and I'm drunk. And they're know me. I'm like, my car guy. And we're sitting there and there's a drag show, like about to start and there's a lot of people yeah, it's paying. I had a real big problem. Like, I remember this happened to me at that shitty ass place in New York that we all fucking hate. Right? Right, right. Yes. Yeah. I get really like it. Oh, yeah. Like I got, I was like, I gotta leave this room. And Michael's like, you need to fucking breathe. And I'm like, I just don't. I just don't like this. Like, I just don't like it.

The Miz: 12:38

I love it. Frankly. I do. I do. I feel that way. Sometimes, too. Like right now. Like, I'm

Bobby: 12:43

being very vulnerable right now. And you're being a little con. Like right now. And I feel like I'm letting my soul out and you're just making fun of me. And that's what you're feeling.

Jim: 12:55

On social, which I've never I thought it was unsafe.

Bobby: 12:58

Socially social anxiety.

Jim: 13:00

Yes. Yeah. And everyone's having that. Yeah. And that make it very common. Like, I'm

Bobby: 13:03

not I don't want

Jim: 13:04

I don't remember. Yeah, we used to be packed into a bar and and now I'm like, this is like, I was like, I want to be at home on the couch. Yeah, so fucking bizarre. Yeah, it's gonna be rough getting back. But

The Miz: 13:15

it's like situational though. Like sometimes it is like, I don't

Bobby: 13:20

like in my arms in the places that had room to breathe.

Jim: 13:22

Right? Right. We had more space

Bobby: 13:24

when there was more space. I was good when like, I was bigger. Like I know so. Like, there was like open air and the sixth sangria.

The Miz: 13:37

So you know Oh, my God. That was so hot. We will find in the mat like sleeping. And the fucking

Bobby: 13:44

wear your mask. Not like yourself, honey. I was looking at all the exhibits. I don't know why that's shady. got really in the as we grow as a as a couple. Go Live and tall. I'm gonna have to get rid of this button. It's got to be a tambourine. It's gonna cause get sued soon. Oh, okay. So it's gonna be like a cease and desist and you know repulse Katie ass bitch. So you know that she's gonna like, a lot.

Jim: 14:13

I'm sure gay propaganda is best friends with through and they can help

Bobby: 14:16

us out. You know? Yeah, you're right.

The Miz: 14:18

Wait, I don't want to go there. Who? Who is where? Paul RuPaul Oh, that sounds something from him.

Bobby: 14:26

So this is from drag race when there's a shady situation that happens we're gonna like grill you ugly as fuck.

The Miz: 14:32

I have no idea that from that.

Bobby: 14:36

It's like a copyright. illegal. Oh, okay. Yeah, we should just like damn. And also we're showing homage homage. homage to it homage.

The Miz: 14:45

We're showing its respect, we're paying homage. So pay homage to you by using your phone on television.

Bobby: 14:57

It's true. We're just showing her respect. I'm feeling her or him they, right? I don't fucking know. Yay.

The Miz: 15:07

I don't know. I am not going to act like I know. I have no idea.

Bobby: 15:11

So I guess I'm not, although in the fact that

The Miz: 15:13

no, I think that's a very normal third

Jim: 15:15

trying to get back to life before the pandemic and it's rough. Yeah. Hey, maybe your sleep is affected by

The Miz: 15:27

the summer. It's okay to not be okay.

Bobby: 15:33

Oh my God, we need to start doing like a Demi line of the week. Yeah. Drugs

The Miz: 15:39

off podcast jelly.

Bobby: 15:42

Just follow him. Follow them. Follow them around. I

The Miz: 15:47

love that video of them and all their weird ass friends on the beach. And you could just tell that it smelled vile and now

Bobby: 15:55

Yeah. Start a talk covered

The Miz: 15:57

head to toe and like black tight clothing. They're all just like disgusting sweat. And I was like,

Jim: 16:04

sweat on the like,

Bobby: 16:07

I could

Jim: 16:10

intense the

Bobby: 16:11

crotch sweat under them.

Jim: 16:15

I'm not sure what. On them's on them.

Bobby: 16:18

Are you talking about them? Or just that? Is it just are they

Jim: 16:28

speaking of we are so yummy.

The Miz: 16:30

Are you all patients? It's them? Yeah. It's all of them. crotch sweat on the on them? On Demi? No, but I'm them plural. Like all of them. That's why I said them. Just don't even use the pronoun.

Bobby: 16:51

Are you talking about Demi? Are you talking about all of that? Typically? Always have smelly crutches. Yeah, we're saying Oh, absolutely. Okay, that's what I'm trying to make clear. In the world. Oh, speaking of my

Jim: 17:04

vague crotch is sweaty.

Bobby: 17:06

Speaking of you. Michael randomly said something to me. And I told him I was gonna talk about this because I'm like, you know what, you're a fucking asshole. Okay, like sometimes I don't like to upkeep very well down there. Why would I I'm in a relationship. You know, I'm saying like, you get what you get. You

Jim: 17:20

do what you do and or at least a half inch long.

Bobby: 17:22

So I haven't really been like trimming up as of late. Now. Why? Well, so we're in the kitchen doing dishes. And I don't know how this even brought up. But he's like, Oh, so have you trimmed your balls? Literally out of nowhere. You know how he said like, I cut pineapple. It was like that moment it was like, so have you like turned your balls? And I'm like, you're like sorry. Like, what do you Excuse me? Like, what are you talking about? Right like, what are you locking? He just burned some calories this morning on peloton. Wait, so

The Miz: 17:52

are his balls like groomed?

Bobby: 17:53

Yeah. Are they? Yes, a landscape. We have landscapers so I haven't used mine. Okay by and so, but here's what happened today. I

The Miz: 18:01

did. And what happened

Bobby: 18:03

myself?

Jim: 18:05

endless blood.

Bobby: 18:06

I mean, I'm talking like there was like skin like it was like a little like slice. Oh no. I got the base of my dick. I'm like where your balls connect to your dick right there. Yeah, it was a little weird area on the area.

The Miz: 18:19

Yeah. You're like a flake of penis came flying out full lake. It

Bobby: 18:24

was just like a fillet. It was like a little filet.

The Miz: 18:28

parrot peeler. Like is that what

Bobby: 18:32

been like? Wasn't that oh my god. Did

Jim: 18:34

you go in when I was eating peas? Why don't you hit the tube that's on the bottom. No, that P comes

Bobby: 18:40

out. No, it's just like I just nicked it. I just it's kind of like the balls in the deck right there at that moment right there at that little fucking moment right there.

Jim: 18:48

Where there's like a line in the middle like yes connecting. Yeah, yeah.

Bobby: 18:51

So that happened today. That is some morning horrid

Jim: 18:56

you should tell Michael Dunn Hey, this

Bobby: 18:59

is why I've not Tremaine Oh, he said well you can't rush because I was rushing for other reasons. What reasons gay but yeah, so I caught myself shaving my fucking balls. So I want to ask you guys your how often you guys do it and what do you think about manscaping? Like, is it a thing for you? Is it not a thing?

The Miz: 19:15

Well, a couple months ago I talked about this on the show and that it was like a jungle down there but ever since then I have been more frequent in doing so. Okay,

Bobby: 19:27

so like how often once every two weeks obviously like

The Miz: 19:29

yeah once every other week? So do you keep like my

Bobby: 19:31

thing is I like having really clean balls I guess but then I want like a little hair but like I feel like it's weird when you shave all the way

The Miz: 19:37

Yeah, I definitely don't shave all the way I can I like to retain a little bit of hair all over it right out like a like a naked ball sack. You know what I mean? Oh, an adult. I

Bobby: 19:48

can never get all sack. Oh.

The Miz: 19:51

That's like the whole like pink peanuts. Never. Like cream. It's like game. Like I can't do like a goalie mahina Like it's

Bobby: 20:00

like a cream that helps whiten your body part areas like lighten it up back to its know

Jim: 20:06

that Michael Jackson used

The Miz: 20:08

some leaching uracil slash balls.

Bobby: 20:10

Well, not my asphalt but like as you get older like things get like your elbows and stuff like I can put this cream on and or like make them wider, like lighter and lighten your skin. When I read the reviews on Amazon, I'll tell you what it's called. Are you looking like a fucking idiot? Okay, I'm not Michael Jackson.

Jim: 20:29

I've never heard of this shit for you're just worried about

Bobby: 20:34

people who have dark elbows you dumb pitch. Maybe if you don't have to worry about I guess it doesn't affect you. It doesn't affect everyone. Hmm.

Jim: 20:41

I mean, my elbow is dark. I bet it's an elbow. So if someone's judging you based on your elbow, skin color, you need a new

The Miz: 20:48

friend. People walk in the street in New York and be like, Did you see his elbow? I'm told are Oh my god, Becky, look at her elbows.

Jim: 20:59

crotch crease.

Bobby: 21:00

No, but it's called aisa dark spot, dark spot, natural underarm cream. Like I want to do my underarms to like I want to get like, you know,

Jim: 21:07

your underarms are dark?

Bobby: 21:08

No, but like, they're kind of like, they're just like, they're just colored kinda.

Jim: 21:12

I don't really have that much here that the diabetes or Is that it? That's

Bobby: 21:15

what I'm talking about. Like, there's age that have things that happen boys that when you're fat and ugly, okay. And this is what's happening. Okay, and it basically restores your

The Miz: 21:23

age, or is it being fat and ugly?

Bobby: 21:25

It's actually probably honestly for being 100 it's probably a combo of all

Jim: 21:29

I'm wondering now. Am I going to get it?

Bobby: 21:31

It's not it's just like a cream that like helps level out your skin again. Like

Jim: 21:37

I think that when you're skinny and you don't have problem,

Bobby: 21:39

I should just look it up. Like there's a lot of people. Okay, it's very common. What I mean, you know what I'm talking about? I

The Miz: 21:47

have no, no, I was like,

Bobby: 21:52

okay, so like, if you have certain spots on your body that like have like discoloration, or it's like darker, like most most private parts get a little bit darker like in the creases

The Miz: 22:03

and shit. Okay, yeah, this is

Jim: 22:05

normal.

Bobby: 22:07

Look at the sky. Like this is pretty bad. Oh, you can't see I okay.

Jim: 22:14

Yeah, that looks like a fungal infection or diabetes.

Bobby: 22:17

But it's not. It's his skin pigment, because now it's back to normal

Jim: 22:20

like he has. That's an underlying medical condition.

Bobby: 22:24

Okay, I don't need to hear any mumbo jumbo scientific bullshit. I

Jim: 22:27

don't want to go to a doctor. I just want to clear this skin up. No, it's

Bobby: 22:34

this is my way to walk out because you

Jim: 22:37

bleach my pussy and let me do it in peace.

Bobby: 22:40

Well, I'm just saying I'm trying to like get a better. I want to look hot. You know why?

The Miz: 22:45

I support you know? And I think the first step is taking care of yourself. Now taking care of your elbows. Beauty begins on the elbows.

Bobby: 22:59

You know why? Talk about all your fucking problems? We I listen with fucking big ears. Is there a cream for that? Sorry, I have big ear. Yeah, you look like Dumbo. Are you fucking kidding me? Sorry. My god. I'm better than fucking Jiminy Cricket.

Jim: 23:25

Oh my god. No way.

The Miz: 23:28

I have to say I can't I don't think I've ever viewed you with having big ears. But I don't think I'm right now.

Bobby: 23:33

I just don't know which is weird.

Jim: 23:36

Yeah, yeah. Non connector a connector. Oh.

Bobby: 23:43

Oh my god. You're kind of weird here said Why? Y'all? Oh my god. I don't have an ear lobe. Yeah, you're me. You have a connector. It's Italian. My ears are super

Jim: 23:52

small and flap in the wind.

Bobby: 23:55

feels like it's somebody from like Denmark. like Sweden or like Denmark or

Jim: 24:00

listeners and Nordic countries. We love you. Coming up there special for you. Just like you laughing. I'm a foot short, but

Bobby: 24:08

Okay, well, I think that's all I had to say. Because honestly, I'm tired of the fucking abuse. Yay. I know. It was nice hearing the actual versions of your football.

Jim: 24:29

You're really vibing now

The Miz: 24:31

with a pack of cigarettes. I know. Burns

Jim: 24:35

stressed him out so much. He needs a cigarette.

The Miz: 24:38

Getting a polygon

Bobby: 24:40

is a fun little game. Let's just do a quick little intermission game. Truth or Dare you say truth. So is it true? What would you do? Who would you kill if there was a purge day? That's the actual question on the car. And I was like, This is Mrs. alley. Who would I know? Wow. I could go over anybody, like anybody in this whole entire world, you need to get right out and pick one.

The Miz: 25:07

Oh my god, I don't know if I can pick one. You have to pick one.

Bobby: 25:12

Who are the candidates?

The Miz: 25:13

Demi Lovato is a candidate

Bobby: 25:17

on the list for probably a lot of good one. She needs to run, are they? Well, or what

The Miz: 25:23

they're on. They're on the shortlist for sure. They're on probably Donald Trump's on the list.

Jim: 25:30

Okay, yeah, but for the Secret Service listening Not really. This is a joke.

Bobby: 25:35

Um, he doesn't have cigarettes anymore. Honey, they do for life. Yeah, but it's not like the same kind of intelligence

Jim: 25:40

is it? If you threaten the next president, you're still not threatening.

Bobby: 25:43

It's not a threat, right. Like, fuck, Marry, Kill. Okay. See? acsi Okay, CSI.

Jim: 26:00

What word is he trying to help him out?

The Miz: 26:03

And then probably like, some religious figurehead of some sort? Like someone who's like, No, I wouldn't feel like the Dalai Lama. Probably I don't know. I don't know who I would kill but whoever is like responsible, probably someone high up in like the Baptist Church. Scientology.

Bobby: 26:24

That's kind of a choice.

The Miz: 26:25

They're kind of like irrelevant.

Bobby: 26:28

That fucking place Yeah.

The Miz: 26:30

Really, like, bother anyone? Like they're kind of like, they bother each other. Like,

Bobby: 26:35

they're bothered once you're in but if you're not, yeah, nobody gives a free

The Miz: 26:39

period. But the Baptist Church like someone high up in that organization should probably be killed. Yeah, I mean, whoever is responsible for like that conversion therapy. Like, it's like actively noting that.

Bobby: 26:53

This is like, this is why you had a problem.

The Miz: 26:55

Like I have like a book I didn't like so you get one.

Bobby: 26:59

He's like, let me plot my notebook. I'm probably

The Miz: 27:01

someone high up in Russia. I'd say. Probably someone's Secret Service in Brazil. Someone high up in the Brazilian Bulsara needs to be killed

Bobby: 27:15

all the leaders needs to be dead

The Miz: 27:18

definitely someone I don't know if it's him, but somebody in North Korea obviously needs to

Bobby: 27:23

know Yeah, Kim Jong Hoon

The Miz: 27:27

I don't know if like he's actually the mastermind behind all their destruction but like someone in their in their needs to be eliminated for sure.

Bobby: 27:39

Well, did you know that North Korea is having problems with food right now? That's hard for a bad coffee. It's been trained with them now and it's like inflation's

The Miz: 27:47

play a song in the world.

Bobby: 27:50

don't give a fuck I'll play you a song with a unicorn head doing all these things.

The Miz: 28:01

I think the ultimate answer to that question though, is myself I think if there were a purge day I would be

Bobby: 28:08

the first to go You can't you weave

Jim: 28:10

Yeah, you have to purge other people.

Bobby: 28:13

Well actually you probably can't do it honestly. I actually recommend if you feel like you're a horrible person to society then kill yourself

The Miz: 28:19

right like

Bobby: 28:21

you're all you're just drama so I'm not here drama you're not even a bad person to say like Mother Teresa of New York City and you like yeah, you're the game Mother Teresa or the game of

The Miz: 28:31

Demi Lovato and just being complete and value diminishing

Bobby: 28:35

not really

Jim: 28:36

that was a an economics term and I don't respect that

The Miz: 28:40

now you diminishing was about a fucking crop to oh my god okay guys.

Jim: 28:49

Talk about a class so miserable with Ms. Here

The Miz: 28:51

we are now also. I look like shit my runway

Bobby: 28:55

you actually don't look bad at all. You actually look really familiar faces cleared up. I feel like you You're definitely doing some of your eyebrows. You've done something with right

The Miz: 29:06

now okay, so Okay, it's all coming to a crashing crashing halt a screeching halt if you well last night I went out right yeah, and look what I fucking woke up to on my desk.

Bobby: 29:16

Oh no. Is there a drink? Oh, now what's on the other? What's the blue the other one?

The Miz: 29:24

Yeah, what's the premium crackers salt teens This is empty by the way at least

Jim: 29:29

get some Ritz what's

The Miz: 29:30

literally been truncate a box of fucking premium crackers. And then I did not eat any of these but it's two bags of Skittles and she had in there just in case

Bobby: 29:40

you had a real bad craving.

The Miz: 29:41

Right. I was like the act of having it. My plan was to consume all of it. But I did not execute on what time plans happen.

Bobby: 29:48

Do you remember? Like 130

The Miz: 29:51

Wow. Like Like, in your house

Bobby: 29:54

that you didn't know you're at your house nor the FaceTime you are facetiming

The Miz: 29:57

last night or you don't Where are you? Yo, I don't know where I am.

Bobby: 30:02

I think I'm like three blocks from my house. Like you have a map on your phone.

Jim: 30:06

You were like, I don't know for sure. But I'm near the apartment. Right? I was like, wow, okay.

Bobby: 30:12

I have nothing to talk about.

Jim: 30:14

I got mad at Bobby because he had to go to sleep. Fine. enjoy that. Well, I

Bobby: 30:21

guess yeah, yeah. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Peace. Like, Mitch doesn't get him now. Like I get it. You know? I mean, like, I can't Yeah, no, no, he's drinking sometimes it gets too drunk and then you just kind of let him fly.

Jim: 30:35

He'll get home he'll get he'll be fine.

The Miz: 30:38

Fly. But yeah, no, I heard last night. I went Where did I go? I went to this fucking pocket bar. This is tiny bar Bobby dead asked. I don't know. Like, I don't know if we can fit us three inside this bar. It's called pocket bar. Yeah, it's tiny. Where's this atom? So it's in Hell's Kitchen. Yeah, outside. So we could have probably often outside. But we as a collective could not be listening.

Bobby: 31:04

And we only have one POS allowed at a time, right?

The Miz: 31:07

Yeah, not only one three

Bobby: 31:11

or two regulars or one POS

The Miz: 31:17

my friends wanting to go sleep. And so I was already mad. out to that. So like by and then I went on the Upper West Side and was like looking for bars to go to alone. And then I was like, No, I can't do this inside. It's like fucking bought snacks. And FaceTime. Well, you also.

Bobby: 31:36

I was sitting up. Yeah. wasn't sitting in a bar.

Jim: 31:39

Yeah. You were like you had an aperol spritz?

Bobby: 31:42

Yeah, honey, you were at a bar. Oh my god. I forgot about that. You're laughing? You're like, you're like they're gay friendly. Here. They have a they have a right.

Jim: 31:52

I was like, what I was like, How do you know? It's a gay bar. You're like they have a rainbow. That doesn't mean

Bobby: 32:00

like you forgot about how many did you have there? How many did you

The Miz: 32:04

only I probably two because they were fucking close. And we're gonna hate everything. They were closed. It was like 112

Jim: 32:12

early, it was like 12 Yeah. And it was Friday night so so yeah.

Bobby: 32:17

They ended that.

The Miz: 32:19

I think this bar is lamb i don't i think that they are just like not open passman I anyway, anyway, nobody always walked by there's always a bunch of gays there. So I think that's why I ended up going there was to like, you know, try to try to be gay.

Bobby: 32:33

You don't have to try sweetheart. Sweetie, sweetie. So you had an adventure last night but what is going on with this crop top thing?

The Miz: 32:42

Okay, well, so this is totally going against my crop top plan because, guys Oh, well. They're like two weeks of berries. I have an AB like I have a one.

Bobby: 32:53

Oh my god.

The Miz: 32:55

I know. I haven't so cutely really working hard. It's like the diagonal one. Yeah. I have like an oblique. And so I was like let me buy a crop top to commemorate my one AB that's great. And but obviously you can't fucking see the crop top I bought a large and it's like barely a crop at this point. It's like just

Bobby: 33:15

by and large you're not leaving large

The Miz: 33:18

farms. If I if I like go like that. You can see my stomach. Yeah, it's like shorten the back. I don't need like my like low. They like showing back It's so stupid. Back is like Ryan my worst area I have to say like the most problematic on air. I actually hate back snow. I have a like love handles.

Bobby: 33:40

Like when people are like, oh, like if we're on a guy. What do you look out for? I

The Miz: 33:44

like a back though. I like legs. I'm probably like, Yeah, I like this region right here.

Bobby: 33:51

Okay, that's hot. I can feel that.

Jim: 33:54

I don't know. I think like the arms get me really arms and chest. I'll be like what like you're my biggest attractor? I want someone to put that around calves like one relay.

The Miz: 34:04

Wow, I might only eyes like only eyes. It's like my two breaks it for me. Wow.

Bobby: 34:12

Really?

The Miz: 34:12

Yeah. You're like, chiseled and have like weird eyes like now.

Jim: 34:17

I look like so you can watch it but if Jabba the Hutt had good eye, yeah, like if I had good eyes. You would climb on top of that slug and find out

Bobby: 34:24

guys, honey. No,

Jim: 34:26

I'm not.

Bobby: 34:29

Me while you're talking about me because I was like, Wow, well, I don't I don't do Star Wars.

The Miz: 34:39

Java, I'm screaming.

Jim: 34:42

Yeah, so Java had good eyes that you thought gum. Yeah, that's hot. He doesn't get eyes. He probably is a real fat. Big tongue too. Oh, all Princess Leia was choking and was

The Miz: 34:59

like smoke. huka oh yeah he loves huka oh my god I'm Java.

Bobby: 35:03

You are You are not

Jim: 35:07

out of the three people here Yeah.

The Miz: 35:13

I think like internally I'm Java hot like he looks like he'd be me like anybody very similar

Jim: 35:19

like we'd got like he's like slightly evil he has a harem right like if we like suka

The Miz: 35:24

if we like, together we'd like have a grand old time. What's a harem?

Jim: 35:30

women that you take care of and fuck oh

Bobby: 35:35

that's weird. Yeah. And while you do have your flies your fruit flies fly around you and go to the bars

Jim: 35:41

it's a separate part of a Muslim household reserved for wives concubines and female servants. Oh okay. Yeah, I have that Wow. So collection of women that collection of women or boys

The Miz: 35:53

Yeah, so the crop top operation crop tops not going well for me based on last night he tried needed Sunday night man Where's

Bobby: 36:00

your crackers badge?

The Miz: 36:02

I know I'm going swimming after this like so in my attempt to make gay friends yeah I signed up for a gay like swim I'm oh this bitch

Bobby: 36:15

yes betray here we go to New York

Jim: 36:17

one time

Bobby: 36:18

and he's like fucking he's like guys oh my god you I come back I have all these we're gonna have like this time with you because you have all these friends that are getting pony left right dun dun. Wow. Well good for you. Ms. That's so what do you do like synchronized swim with a bunch of faggots or like

Jim: 36:37

flower swim caps on or you just do like race or something?

The Miz: 36:42

It's like a group open water swims like in the ocean. Like do like you're in the ocean. Yeah, that's where all my phones are.

Jim: 36:52

At any moment so they could swim up.

The Miz: 36:55

swam like a two and a half hour swim in the fucking show and it was a horrifying

Bobby: 36:59

not doing like that gives me like the Evie Evie GVS the heebie jeebies he's it's silent the H is silent Evie GB of electrical vehicle jeebies but I did jump in the Pacific Ocean was in Costa Rica and I did not look down I

The Miz: 37:17

think you've been in an ocean

Jim: 37:21

sorry, wet and an ocean.

Bobby: 37:23

I'm sorry. But when you're a piece of meat like me,

Jim: 37:25

I know a shark would be like oh yeah, I'm like a baby whale. This will be easy to take down fuck me. Look that fat fuck I got I'll take a bite. He won't even notice.

The Miz: 37:41

A shark bite out of him. Nothing. Hey. Do you feel something? But

Bobby: 37:45

do you know what's crazy about that is I have a secret fear of being shot and not knowing I was shocked. Do you ever heard those stories? shot and they don't know their shot? Do you know I'm talking about I've never heard that some people get shot. They don't know their shot, and they'll see that they're bleeding because it just happened so quickly. And they're like, oh, weird, and like, they're like, oh, that tickled? I'm always afraid of that. Like, Oh, no, I didn't know I was shot. Is that weird?

Jim: 38:08

I'm like, shot to death or like just shot a shot. Okay, cuz like shot short. This isn't fucking

Bobby: 38:21

with Tiffany said what about this recording? It's

The Miz: 38:26

kind of fun. I don't like to wait, guys. I actually have a question I think you can help me with. Okay, I have the song stuck in my head. And I think it's like relatively, like a gay anthem. But I don't know if it is and I don't know anything about it. I don't I don't have any details on it. All I know is like dunu down and out. But all I know, we stood again. It's like It's like instance ish. And it's like, doo doo doo doo doo doo. I don't I do not know any other information. doodoo it's like, I don't know what to do

Bobby: 38:59

with that one, dude. Oh,

Jim: 39:01

dude, guy. But you don't know what it's like? Danna like, hold on. I don't know. Is that I think that's it. Wait,

Bobby: 39:13

is it what's the song?

Jim: 39:14

I don't know. I just heard the words.

Bobby: 39:16

Like, Ariana.

The Miz: 39:18

No, it's definitely a 90s Yeah, I heard I literally even just replaying those notes in my mind. I know it sounds to me like data. mamoun gives me like Aqua vibes. But it's not. Not I don't think it's Aqua. But it's kind of like the leoncio port. I know. It sounds like that but it's not that song that dannette and and I do not know. It's driving me insane. I've

Bobby: 39:51

been bought you can do right?

The Miz: 39:55

Sounds like that. But it's not that sock dude. No,

Bobby: 39:58

no, no. You know, singer So yeah, I

The Miz: 40:01

don't know anything else about the songs like Robin or like, um, it's definitely old. Like it's definitely from like when you were maybe like in high school is that? I'm worried I think it might be a What's it called?

Bobby: 40:17

He's not gonna tell you until he hears

The Miz: 40:19

it until he confirms it that I'm freaking out. Yeah, I wouldn't. I've been in bed I was sure like a service he would like hum something into news like these are

Bobby: 40:28

actually you can do that. But take it back then it Ben Dennett. And wait, hold on.

The Miz: 40:35

I know what you're talking about. Now you're thinking of Wilson Phillips.

Bobby: 40:39

Oh my god. Wow, this is an interesting. She's Not Doing So Well. where none of us know the song. I'm just gonna go doo doo doo doo doo doo for 45 minutes and you're gonna literally hold on by Phil Denton?

The Miz: 41:00

No, that's not the song I'm thinking of. But this is like, like a techno song. No, no. It's not like a it's not like a good like. It's like Danny and Dan and like a picture of like a club with people like this. Why did you unmute?

Jim: 41:22

Oh, if I can.

Bobby: 41:27

I wish I knew what it was now. You're gonna fucking drive me? Nah, no,

The Miz: 41:30

I'm just gonna look up like playlist of like, 90s. Yeah, and like, see if I can figure it out. Anyway, I want to know, I had to say. Well, I had to find like, period. Yeah.

Bobby: 41:45

We're gonna figure it out. Oh, my God. Well, I have to pack. So he's rushing us through church

Jim: 42:00

to leave at one with. Okay, so I have to like finish and go and you can come with like we have.

Bobby: 42:09

Okay, well go ahead and go ahead and give us your factor. Whatever. Oh, right happened to you today that made you so delayed because you're looking at me like we're delayed with recording. But unfortunately, Honey, you're the one that was late.

Jim: 42:19

And this is exactly. Oh my god. I'm just getting attacked. From the left hand left. Adam only the right. Only my right

Bobby: 42:28

now we'll get your goddamn club toes away from me.

Jim: 42:31

Hammer toes like silo tones. Going. I'm going off of last week's episode, where Miz was basically happy and today's happy to because he's in a gay Swim Club. And we're he's in a good place. So he's not really miserable, but I'm miserable. And here's why this is a fact about me. I hate mornings. I fucking hate them. Let me tell you today and it's sad. 45 we got to be there at 1030 it'll be perfect. I'll get a coffee stop at the post office on the way and I'll be there like I've plenty of time. 45 minutes here we go. It's a 10 minute drive to Bobby's house so it's not enough time. So Bobby says not enough time I go to the first coffee shop there's nowhere to park so I'm like okay, and it's rainy and so I'm not walking half a mile so like why can't go to this one. I go to the Starbucks 15 cars in the drive thru Mike well fuck this place. Then I go to stops. There's 18 people in line. And I'm just like, well, I've already been to three places and wasted all this time is with those right through right. So this is why mornings suck like you wake up you're tired and then when you try to do something Q and get a little coffee to wake you up. You can't take them

The Miz: 43:38

forever lately agree?

Jim: 43:40

It's like everything you do in the morning you're tired but that's

The Miz: 43:43

why you order ahead I don't think I've ever waited and coffee sometime moved to New York City. Oh my god, I'm

Jim: 43:50

smart because like

Bobby: 43:51

I am waiting for you on the counter when you're

Jim: 43:54

walking I love that I need to do that for now. But this is the other thing about mornings is I never get enough sleep if I have to get up early even if I go to bed early like I'm just tired and that everything is a slog to get through the more it's like

The Miz: 44:05

I do remember like my huge like commute to work I feel like everything would have gone wrong in the morning. Like on the way to work everything we've got one right my coffee would spill like there'd be like rain unexpectedly like traffic somewhere like a fucking disaster e commerce

Bobby: 44:24

and you're just like raining raining binder, right? And you're

Jim: 44:27

like I'm at the coffee place. It's like 1010 I'm like motherfucker I had I don't even have my coffee.

Bobby: 44:34

I woke up at 940 I switching this hearing this so

Jim: 44:37

I could like literally go out get my coffee. I'm like what happened to the post office? Here's why. I'm going on vacation today. Literally flying to Florida today. Which I call America's hell.

Bobby: 44:49

Are you fighting spirit again?

Jim: 44:50

Oh fuck No, I never. I'm doing Southwest rally.

Bobby: 44:53

I never do spirit have done spirit though.

Jim: 44:56

Yeah, but it was three years ago and there was like a year ago honey, it was 2018 And so, but

Bobby: 45:02

you want to make fun of me for the stimulus gotta keep going. I

Jim: 45:05

don't do spirit anymore. It's for poor people. So I'm like, Where's my fucking chubbies? Because I'm chubby now. So I got chubbies. And I got like, two bathing suits some cute shirts. Well, they were supposed to be delivered Tuesday. It is now Saturday. So I'm like, Huh, let me look into this. Well, the USPS thing says forwarded? I'm like, what does that mean? Is it way way? Is it? No, it's Yeah, my post office forwarded. So I go to the post office. First I walk into the wrong building. Apparently, she's like, right place wrong building. You have to go down the hallway. Is that big one? Yeah. The big one. Packed, like, Can you just tell me like wrong building? I'm like, I don't know. You have no signs up. So she sends me to a park Department called hold mail. I go to hold mail. It's this older guy just like walking around. Oh, slow. Yeah. I'm like, Hey, he's like, Well, what do you need? I'm like, I need you to look into where the hell my packages. And he's like, Okay, let me look. Let me log into my Fred Flintstone and the computer took forever. So just standing there, like, why is this so difficult? He looks I'm like, he's like, give me the tracking number. It's 20 numbers long, right? I'm like, he's Miss typing it for sure he did. And yet we read it. I'm like, here's the right track number one. So many. Yeah. So he looks he goes, yeah. Says delivered on Tuesday the 15th. I'm like, No, no, it says forwarded and it was not delivered on the 15th. He's like, forwarded Okay, well, where's it being forwarded to him? Like, that's why I'm here talking to you.

Bobby: 46:41

And then you have your address, like changed? Is that what's happened?

Jim: 46:45

I did, but like it was after this, I ordered this packet. But it's still,

The Miz: 46:49

this has happened to me.

Jim: 46:52

Like 10 days. So that's what he said. He's like, what's forwarded? So it should take like, a couple days, maybe a few days. I'm like, Well, that was Tuesday. And now it's Saturday. So is the package in this building? Or where is it? He's like, I can't really say where it is. I'm like, why? you scan these boxes everywhere. They fucking go. You scan them to know if they're in the right place.

Bobby: 47:14

So if you can't tell me where is it in building a building B or in a truck?

Jim: 47:18

I was like, do I need to come back there and scrummage through your package pile paid money like the fuck, why can't they tell us where the packages are?

The Miz: 47:25

Did you get it? No,

Jim: 47:26

they don't have it. It'll come eventually. I'm like, Well, I didn't want it eventually. I

The Miz: 47:30

wanted I didn't buy this right.

Bobby: 47:34

To travel for the trip to where I need to go swimming forwarding mail is a bit because I hate delayed by like a week or two like it's not it's no joke and ultimately, you have like a pile of shit to show up and you're like, oh, which I don't get how mail even works anymore. Like how do people mail like it seems so archaic and like to people man, how do you know where to put the fucking envelope where it's going?

Jim: 47:56

Well, it's scan so they look at the zip code they scan the zip right

Bobby: 47:59

and they're like, Okay, let's go to Colorado they put on like a Colorado bar.

Jim: 48:02

Yeah, it gets filtered. The machine is huge that they run things through. I

The Miz: 48:06

haven't you ever seen the Grinch?

Bobby: 48:09

I don't like that show. And show the movie. I don't like that. I hate

The Miz: 48:19

this no carb bread on Amazon. Yeah. And they just like

Jim: 48:24

anything just like it's an oxymoron. No, it's it's no carb bread

The Miz: 48:29

zero net carbs. So it's like genetically modified it's like all fiber Yeah. And now it's a it's like made enough out birthdays. Disgusting. I bought it and I couldn't deliver it and I had to go fucking pick it up and post office and I just did it. So they gave me a refund. I was like, No,

Bobby: 48:45

there's bread vodka. There's all kinds of shit out there that you could pick up

Jim: 48:49

you could have a good breakfast you

Bobby: 48:50

can have a good goddamn breakfast but you choose not to buy that you

Jim: 48:54

have Skittles Well, first of all, Jim Yeah, my thing is I don't want to participate in them I'd rather

Bobby: 49:01

but what's early to you because I mean 1030 is not morning really to me,

Jim: 49:06

right? Yeah, that's morning to me. If you expect me to get up get ready and be ready for something at 1030 no

Bobby: 49:11

bitch that's early. This is you getting ready.

Jim: 49:13

Yeah, no, not doing that.

Bobby: 49:15

It's pretty mediocre if that's taking you that long to read. Like what's getting ready.

Jim: 49:19

Waking up is the main part. I need hours to wake up like you

Bobby: 49:22

literally throw on a T shirt and shorts and go like why is that? I'm

Jim: 49:25

not ready. I'm not awake. Oh,

Bobby: 49:27

I'm ready to go the minute I fucking like

Jim: 49:29

get up at 6am

Bobby: 49:31

Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, Jesus. Fucking Christ so well. I'm gonna have to say to you though, like you didn't give yourself enough time like I would have never left at 945 20 here at 1030 and having two stops No fucking way.

Jim: 49:45

But it should coffee should be five minutes. Like I walk in. I

Bobby: 49:48

get the coffee. At least we know it's Saturday morning. Like you got to start you should have ordered a cane and had freezing your fucking head

The Miz: 49:56

next time. go to Starbucks and order. Don't give me a fucking head. It will be a great experience so the ordering rep pre I'll do that I'll

Jim: 50:03

bring them right into my coffee

Bobby: 50:04

that's what you would do already that's kind of shocking I

Jim: 50:07

don't have time because I woke up at 945 you literally don't like five but

Bobby: 50:11

I don't have time. The time it took you to go to four different coffee places you gotta had your coffee meeting tonight literally

The Miz: 50:18

on my walk down the stairs order my coffee and then I go it's like seem

Bobby: 50:24

to get there okay.

Jim: 50:26

Assistant I need an assist honestly. order a coffee I don't want to go to the post office to like find out where nobody goes.

Bobby: 50:34

Right like the kiss of death.

The Miz: 50:35

Yeah, I know. I know. Oh, stop fucking hate the post office been avoided but

Bobby: 50:42

have you gotten your passport yet? No. So Michael finally got his I mean his was from like March or like end of February? Yeah, he finally got a

The Miz: 50:52

lock in the status hasn't changed either. It's just approved hasn't aged him

Bobby: 50:57

out he was waiting forever.

The Miz: 50:58

He said like ever done like off fucking post off.

Bobby: 51:03

Support so well. So learn to manage your mornings better is all I gotta say. I know this is different for you

Jim: 51:10

or just avoid mornings and don't wake up before noon and also Yeah, I don't want to deal with the morning at all.

Bobby: 51:17

Are you a team?

Jim: 51:18

I hate mornings

Bobby: 51:20

I know but like morning I

Jim: 51:21

like working nights because I don't have to deal with the morning I wake up in the afternoon he loves that third shift I do you love working at Amazon.

The Miz: 51:29

Like and you don't like mornings as a result of your work schedule. I think it's like a normal schedule. You probably be more ease to it.

Bobby: 51:37

You like afternoons when you wake up from a night shift?

Jim: 51:40

Yeah, I love afternoons. I love it. That would feel weird. It's so nice. It's like quiet everyone's like getting tired so they're not bothering you. It's like everyone else go to bed don't annoy me fi

The Miz: 51:50

I do like being like off when everyone else is on like it would be like tuesday wednesday i'd love that and saying like Thursday through It's amazing.

Bobby: 52:00

Three days off and you can have one day during the week regular week and then your regular weekend.

Jim: 52:07

You don't make that kind of money for that type of schedule. Honey.

The Miz: 52:09

I agree. I got I like that. I hate their conventional work. Our commissary So,

Bobby: 52:17

so Okay, is that Yep, that was your big gripe your own.

Jim: 52:21

Okay, back to memories. I like

Bobby: 52:24

the fact about me now like

The Miz: 52:26

fact about me. I did too. It's actually kind of cool. Interesting then just like yeah, like a fact

Bobby: 52:32

about me and then we can talk about why you don't have problems for

The Miz: 52:39

your mental noise now,

Jim: 52:41

and I'm miserable with gem

The Miz: 52:44

a new tote and Linda Lee gay with Ms. Try trying to be gay with Ms. I kind of like that. Okay.

Bobby: 52:53

That make no fucking sense. Guys, um, okay, well, thank you very much. Okay, so. Oh my god. This is the fucking gash I've ever seen in mine. Okay, so really quick. Some little housekeeping. Three really quick. Okay, shimmers. You're going out of town right now to run

Jim: 53:20

till Saturday so I can record Sunday

Bobby: 53:22

organized. I go to town on Friday or Thursday? The week of like Fourth of July. Okay. And then you go out of town again. When

Jim: 53:31

the seventh the seventh like a Wednesday when you come back? the Monday after that. I don't play.

Unknown: 53:38

We're in Cabo is what are you doing?

Bobby: 53:40

Are you doing traveling? You might be coming here in August. I'm just letting you know. Because of those podcasts. Words happen.

The Miz: 53:47

Yeah. It's already now. there already. The candidates have already been selected.

Bobby: 53:54

Those last chairs are really I talked to them. Yeah.

The Miz: 53:58

Wait, you talk? Yeah,

Bobby: 54:00

I know. We're registered. Wait, wait, can we? Yeah, we they were like in July 1 when the official registration starts with you just like sign up. Yeah. And then they can't wait. Yeah, we're winning. Like a red carpet. They do. Like interview. It's like kind of funny. I can't wait going. We're gonna be your Columbus for you. Your

The Miz: 54:22

when is it? When is August like? Okay.

Bobby: 54:27

How do you already know?

Jim: 54:29

We were supposed to like that weekend. With you? That was the weekend. I was gonna invite you here. Yeah, well, I'm

Unknown: 54:37

40th you live you live you so the final thought.

Bobby: 54:43

Or I think Jim needs to go first. Yeah up so I just didn't get it. Yeah. Okay.

Jim: 54:48

Um, final thought. I did some like really wishing I could sleep better and that the sun would calm down. Your final thoughts and stuff. So the sun is flaring such as Fox. That's why I'm glad you took it. I took that. Awesome.

The Miz: 55:20

Okay, I think my final thought is I'm going to be driven into insanity trying to think about what the song is that I just keep playing in my mind for the duration of this episode. One more time for everyone. It's Danielle, Danielle. So if you have if you seen that song, please let me know.

Bobby: 55:41

Is there any you can think of any other parts? No other like be no.

The Miz: 55:46

It might be like Danny and I met but that might be is that Barbie girl or not now?

Bobby: 55:53

Yeah, that's the thing. I think I'm going to look up like, selling Barbie girl. Right?

The Miz: 55:56

Right. But somewhere I can't formulate a final thought that isn't that cuz that's taken over my mind.

Bobby: 56:01

I mean, that's, is that what's driving you insane?

The Miz: 56:05

Yeah, lecturing me.

Bobby: 56:07

I don't know. Like,

The Miz: 56:09

I don't know. And there are other examples of songs like you know, but like, you have no

Bobby: 56:14

idea what this is, like, I know you're talking about like, who sings this, but I could send you all the lyrics, right? Like, I

The Miz: 56:20

have no idea what the song is, but I am like, it's playing in my mind.

Bobby: 56:23

It's vibing it's vibing in your head.

The Miz: 56:25

And I it's a vibe. It's a vibe. And I it's gonna I can't do anything until I figured out what they were gonna

Bobby: 56:31

figure it out. Like I'm gonna figure out and if you know what it is please do to do and some of the

The Miz: 56:39

major shout out is Juneteenth today. It will not be when you listen to this episode, but it is Juneteenth today.

Bobby: 56:46

Yes and we are now celebrating as a federal holiday and if recognized right

The Miz: 56:49

I was off yesterday for it which is you know its own problematic situation. But

Bobby: 56:56

yeah, my work never said a word about it. So we're kind of company I work for a lot of love, love, love, love, love tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu my final thought was I really like I like mornings as to like, I think mornings like it's kind of like a silly goofy like we need to start doing this. But yeah, brunch morning where we have like our, like a mimosa together. I

The Miz: 57:17

was gonna say if I wasn't swimming at 145 Yeah, I wouldn't be like with a mimosa right now.

Bobby: 57:23

And I'll get high. I think it's really,

The Miz: 57:24

like, I cannot

Bobby: 57:26

be a new thing. We might have to keep trying this depending on how many I feel like we've been vibing a lot with these different timeframes.

The Miz: 57:32

I know and it's my second episode in a row sober.

Bobby: 57:34

Yeah. And like,

The Miz: 57:35

I kind of delay I don't know.

Bobby: 57:38

I mean, we've had people like one person.

The Miz: 57:42

People are saying that we're saying that we're wiping so riling people we mean our friend. Yep.

Bobby: 57:50

Yeah. Is there anything else we need to clear up? Go on? We're just trying to re like, Oh, God, I

The Miz: 57:55

forgot I said something in there. It's so hard to like

Bobby: 57:57

remember,

The Miz: 57:59

turn on notifications for we're trying to

Bobby: 58:01

become more active in there. So please join us if you'd like we're just talking about dicks and dumb stuff.

The Miz: 58:07

Right and like new people have joined

Bobby: 58:09

Yeah, there's people have joined that don't know the real don't know. So anyway, I do that. And yeah, make sure you follow us and share us and subscribe to us and I've got me with a dog. June's arrived. She's in our cover, though. Now.

The Miz: 58:25

In our cover. Yes. She's

Bobby: 58:27

jumping up on me and the picture of our cover. Cover, like on our podcast, the new pic the new picture that has like,

Jim: 58:35

She's like, out in the hallway. I'm like, What are you doing here? And then she walked into the guest bedroom and jumped on the bed and wanted me to lay on the bed with her. Like, this is so cute. But where's your daddy?

Bobby: 58:44

It's like yeah, like it's very chaotic and huge. And then so when we come here, like we're gonna do photo shoot. Sorry. Yeah, like we're gonna have a real pineapple. We're gonna like cutting pineapples open if you share something like we're gonna get real makeup pineapple hookah and yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's so cute. So cute. Why didn't I put that together until I'm a drunk ass high person All right, and I love it and I'm just gonna say that okay, well write him and I fucked up. Okay, in fact, I think everybody thank you everybody for sharing friends and we will talk to you next week. Bye. Bye. It's help god you're such a fucking

Jim: 59:34

hate back into I have so much anxiety right now cuz I'm

Unknown: 59:36

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