I Fell Into A Pile Of Clothes And Faked A Seizure Because She Wasn't Talking To Me (Hand Jobs, Bananas, Open Relationships & Barber Shops)

Unknown: 0:00

Hi, I have a legitimate question why in the Blue Grass fuck

Jim: 0:06

are straight man always so concerned and worried sick about gay men and what gay men are doing? Why do y'all care?

Unknown: 0:15

Boy,

Jim: 0:16

we already have less rights than a NASCAR race track leave us alone. And then straight men gonna try to beef with gay man like it's something like bitches you don't go use your five in one shampoo and shut the fuck up. Welcome.

Bobby: 0:29

She's Not Doing So Well. Comedy podcast featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing? Because Listen, I'm at GE

Jim: 0:43

gym at the top. What can I say? Finally he's just like, you can unfollow me if you don't like my body.

The Miz: 0:51

Oh my god, tell me all about it. I'm in New York. Right? But you like mushroom shaped?

Bobby: 1:01

So can we start now?

The Miz: 1:02

Yeah, sure. Hello, everybody.

Bobby: 1:04

Welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby.

Jim: 1:06

I'm Jim.

Bobby: 1:07

I'm the men's I'm a little too enthusiast.

The Miz: 1:10

I never know like what like inclination to say my I'm the MS. Like, should I sound happy to be here or like No.

Bobby: 1:17

Are you happy to

The Miz: 1:18

be here? truly happy to be sure. It's Should I sound like and I'm like, I don't know. Like, how do I know? I

Bobby: 1:24

like the I like the downer.

Unknown: 1:26

Okay, yeah,

Jim: 1:27

I want you to sound like you're on the prices right in the 19.

Bobby: 1:35

I want you to come I want you to come as you are.

Unknown: 1:37

Okay. That's hot high.

Bobby: 1:42

Right? I mean, or if you're feeling great that day. I'm the man.

The Miz: 1:47

I'm so happy to be Oh my god. I'm gonna be right now on Riverside with YouTube.

Bobby: 1:55

Oh, my fat fingered

Unknown: 1:58

fat.

Bobby: 2:00

I fat finger that finger by a fat finger. How many fingers can you fat fingered?

The Miz: 2:09

That was a good little jingle.

Bobby: 2:11

Oh, yeah. Like I feel very feel very music How

The Miz: 2:13

many fingers gonna fat finger finger if a finger could fat finger a finger.

Bobby: 2:20

Okay, if a finger could fuck you know what?

The Miz: 2:22

Well bring this back to the studio and get and move on from that.

Bobby: 2:26

We will probably not even play a finger

The Miz: 2:28

could fuck a finger. Love that.

Bobby: 2:32

Oh, my God.

Unknown: 2:36

Oh.

Bobby: 2:38

So does anybody have anything they need to just bring up right away? Like, I may have anything to say right away?

Jim: 2:44

Are we like going over weeks or what?

Bobby: 2:46

Yeah, we can do that. I mean, I mean, I'm just kind of in general, just opening the forum and

Jim: 2:51

I have two things I'm pissed about. First of all, okay, Wait, are you clicking a button? Number one. I woke up yesterday. I've been doing nights so I woke up at 4pm and instantly had a new experience that I've never had. I think it's a charley horse. What the fuck is happening?

Bobby: 3:19

Banana.

The Miz: 3:20

Yeah, something. You

Jim: 3:23

know, just my leg all of a sudden my calf. It was painful. I can't move it. Yep. I thought I had to scream. Then I thought I had a DVT like a clot and then I'm, I'm like, you know, I'm spiraling. So actually the Kroger and buy potassium because I don't want to let I hate bananas.

Bobby: 3:42

You do? Oh, yeah. Why? What? What? What about them? Do you not like,

Jim: 3:46

I think it's a fake fruit where they're like, oh, here's a fruit and then it's not sweet. And you're like, this is not fruit. This is not sweet, like gross. Bananas or discover bananas or sweet. Oh, bananas can fuck off. Like they're not sweet compared to an apple or an orange or any other fruit. Bananas are like this like mild, musty fruit. And then the

The Miz: 4:10

texture is definitely on

Bobby: 4:13

the fruit.

Jim: 4:14

Also the Cavendish like we're it just they wiped out all the other bananas for this. And now there's a fungus that's the bananas are being wiped out. Like,

Bobby: 4:23

here's this fun fact of the week.

Jim: 4:25

Anyways, fuck bananas. I bought potassium. My leg is still cramping. I don't know if I'm dehydrated. That's too much alcohol. I don't know if I have my schedules off. I don't know if I have like cancer or something worse causing it. So that's one thing I'm pissed about my calf being painful.

Bobby: 4:45

So is it pissed or like worried? Or your pet?

The Miz: 4:47

you're pissed? You're mad?

Bobby: 4:50

You're not having it? Yeah, not right.

Jim: 4:53

I'm not worried. The other thing is peloton was supposed to deliver my bike yesterday. So I

The Miz: 5:00

was wondering why I didn't get a tech. Yep. asking to do a ride.

Bobby: 5:05

Yeah, that's fun delayed.

Jim: 5:07

So I wake up with my fucking painful calf. And I woke up early, even though I wanted to sleep in another. Another. Yeah, another night shift and like hopping out to the couch like, okay, they have a two hour window here comes. No, no, no, nothing happens for two hours. I then call them and I'm like, Hey, what's going on? We show that it's been delivered next week on Thursday. I was like, No, we don't we have an email that says it's today.

Bobby: 5:34

We

Jim: 5:35

I was like, Listen, bitch, we do it. So she goes, um, let me check. And then you know, they do the five minute pause. Thank you for being patient. I'm still with you. Thank you for being patient. I'm still with you. I'm like, What is taking so long? I finally said, Can you read the transcript? Just read the transcript from the last text on Monday when I confirm that you were coming on Friday? And you said you were coming on Friday. So I have an email. I have a confirmation text. I have everything we need. So you're like, Oh, so sorry. It's gonna be next Thursday. But then they gave me $150. So I'm moving on with my life. Like I'll be fat for another six days. It's fine.

Bobby: 6:12

And you should use getting your calf back in order. Yeah.

The Miz: 6:16

That calf absolutely no, this

Bobby: 6:19

this fucking I've had it happen before. It also could be a stress related thing.

Jim: 6:23

Oh, no, he's just really going in on it. No, I

Bobby: 6:26

really do. TMS, to where I talked about TMS when I was like Tam and all my back pain was basically mental because I'm anxious. That's exactly what would happen to my leg would cramp. And I'd be like, it's my back and it's not it's your body's trying to fight. You're trying to fight what's actually happening in your head. like giving yourself physical symptoms, like you're not doing it subconsciously, you're giving yourself a physical symptom, but you're not focused. No, he hates me. That's like my favorite line you've ever said. Anyway, okay, sorry. Ms. Go ahead.

Jim: 6:59

Ms. How's your week?

The Miz: 7:00

I don't think I had anything. In fact, I think I was more so like, saying that it's very, you know, me, I always take the positive spin. And seems that it could be a really positive thing that you know, you couldn't write it anyway. yet. Your price is being knocked down buck. 50 so Who's winning?

Jim: 7:19

I know who you are. Plus, I get to keep eating and exercising

The Miz: 7:22

right? You're like now I don't even have to fucking use the thing.

Jim: 7:26

Thank god this is exactly what I needed.

The Miz: 7:28

Right? Right. You really do yeah, who

Bobby: 7:30

needs a fucking pellet? gun I

The Miz: 7:32

had that bitch turns October and I'm still fat.

Bobby: 7:35

No, you're not actually I'm noticing you're getting a lot more cut. Yeah, I'm not you're getting caught in your arm. Yes, you are. You are. Okay, you are we gonna show hold right now?

Unknown: 7:46

Are we already there?

The Miz: 6: 7:47

28pm we're showing all Yeah,

Bobby: 7:50

well Jim just woke up he's ready for that whole

The Miz: 7:52

I want to see the whole man ready for morning whole

Bobby: 7:54

you know it's that morning whole morning glory.

Jim: 7:58

I really shouldn't show mine right now. It's not the

The Miz: 8:00

gym. Baby. bust out your whole

Jim: 8:05

have to take us through that hole.

The Miz: 8:06

What's the last thing you ate a Snickers bar.

Jim: 8:11

Bar It was so good.

The Miz: 8:13

I just like was looking at your Insta story being like oh my god this poor thing is eating like okay, so out of a frickin Yeah, I should have bitched about that

Jim: 8:25

my work had no food they had plant based case. Oh, yes. You heard correct. Plant.

The Miz: 8:30

What plant was underlying that case? Oh, does anyone else ingredient

Jim: 8:36

was cauliflower. And then oh garbanzo beans. Oh my god. Which I thought everyone called them chickpeas but whatever. Come on, come on.

The Miz: 8:56

Yeah, no, that can do that. He's annoying as hell. I'm not gonna lie.

Unknown: 9:00

I plant base case I wouldn't Fuck off.

The Miz: 9:02

If there was plant base case so presented to me. I know. I know.

Jim: 9:08

Just I'll just have the chips like No,

Bobby: 9:11

I wouldn't but you still try it? That's the problem. You're like maybe it'll be

Jim: 9:14

fully and I ate almost all of it.

Bobby: 9:16

Right? That's the problem is you still eat it but you're like, I wish this is real. Now

The Miz: 9:19

you have like a couple 100 calories of plant based cases sitting in here probably shit like a fucking No. Yeah.

Bobby: 9:27

Right like that's like an lb cauliflower.

The Miz: 9:34

Yeah, like, what is that? Jim, I felt for you. When I saw that. I was like,

Jim: 9:41

yeah, you knew and then that's why I had the Snickers next

Bobby: 9:44

because I was like, this was terrible. This must be a side conversation. I wasn't

The Miz: 9:47

Yeah, it was a side conversation you were not privy to. It was a it was a like yeah, remember when you send the picture the

Jim: 9:57

fat fingered that huh?

The Miz: 9:59

Yeah. It was a great reaction.

Jim: 10:01

I know because he was already texting. Okay, it was the middle of the

The Miz: 10:04

night. It was like a you saw

Bobby: 10:06

the story you responded. So we're gonna talk to everyone but me, Tommy, I

The Miz: 10:11

was Simon Brown, California. I was simultaneously speaking to you last night about Twitter and everything.

Jim: 10:22

I understood. How does it feel we

The Miz: 10:24

were signed. We were all talking. I was just happy to be talking to both of you.

Bobby: 10:29

Got it?

Unknown: 10:30

out of the loop, honey. So

Bobby: 10:31

what's going on honey? Oh, hi. Why am I being cut? You've been quiet. Why am I being canceled?

Jim: 10:39

And I only wanted a fat friend. Yeah,

Bobby: 10:42

I am down. 10

Unknown: 10:45

Thank you.

Bobby: 10:47

I'm still fat as fuck,

Unknown: 10:49

that's not true.

Bobby: 10:50

And also kind of, I'm gonna give a little only fans update. It's hardest fog. I'm not,

Unknown: 10:57

not the COC.

Bobby: 10:58

It's like really a saturated situation. Like, if I would have done two years ago, it'd be like, Oh my God, this guy. So yes, gay. People are just putting their dicks out on Twitter. Like I don't even need only fans on Twitter.

Unknown: 11:11

Yeah,

Bobby: 11:13

I still try to use it as a marquee I'm still gonna use my grass. My grass root grass day cake. Grass sticks actually grass root is actually really funny and that roots just root like your root Yeah, your root is your cause people call our Cox root they do my fucking Yeah, yes, people.

The Miz: 11:32

Some people saw those people out there a person named Bobby. Bobby Griffin used the word root for their

Unknown: 11:47

root bench.

The Miz: 11:55

Yeah, you want to ride this route? You'll

Bobby: 12:01

make your baby grow that's on my God. Blossom on my road.

Jim: 12:08

I am. I am root.

Bobby: 12:14

So I need to tell you guys something. I discovered a new move. You know my obsession with Helen Keller? Frank Oh, wait in Helen Keller. Okay,

The Miz: 12:30

so why are you obsessed with both Anne Frank and how?

Jim: 12:36

Well he mixes them up all the title. No,

Unknown: 12:38

I think you know, these

The Miz: 12:41

women are distinct.

Bobby: 12:43

Helen Keller. Yes. Helen Keller was blind and deaf. And had to learn from touch, I guess apparently, which we don't even know. Anyway. But let me just tell you what I learned this week. So you know, sometimes when? Especially more like

The Miz: 13:04

the other one

Bobby: 13:05

other way. Sorry, Frank. Oh, and Frank was in the attic for about two weeks. It was like yours. That's an outcast lyric. Sorry. I want to be like an Franken hideout for about two weeks.

Unknown: 13:19

Ah

Jim: 13:22

camping gas. Dogs.

Bobby: 13:25

horrifying. So anyway, when you're laying with the man or whoever like and Frank and like, do you ever like play with the winner even though it's not like a it's not like you're trying to get the person heard or turned on your skin like oh, and you like kind of like just touch it just like you play with? Yeah, like I'm like, oh, Hong Kong. Oh, no, that never has happened for you.

The Miz: 13:47

I mean, no, I've definitely done that. Yes, I

Bobby: 13:50

don't you mean? Like, oh, whatever. Okay, so anyway, I have maybe in the picture. I have my blinders on. I just live with blinders. Now. I've added that to the repertoire. So what do you sleep with like a blinder? Yeah. So I blind

Unknown: 14:13

side I don't

Bobby: 14:15

want to see my peripheral vision

Unknown: 14:21

for all

The Miz: 14:24

my peripherals, bitch

Bobby: 14:28

anyway, well, I paint the picture still. So like again, I have all my earplugs in so I can't hear I can't see. So I call this the reverse Helen Keller. So basically what I did was I was playing with Mike's Wiener like behind me, like as a joke. And it was like Okay, and then it wasn't a joke anymore. You know what I mean? Like all sudden it turned so I decided to continue to have my blinders my my car, my hair pizzas and and giving a handy reverse Seems like yes.

Unknown: 15:03

I mean, that's how

The Miz: 15:05

and you're like night guards in there. Yeah, but Helen Keller didn't have a fucking night guard or face mask on. She was.

Bobby: 15:12

Well, clearly but she also was deaf and I was in depth, but it was just the perception of it like, it's actually kind of hot like it's like roleplay like, oh, Helen Keller you and I listen, I rubbed his deck like I was learning Braille for the first time. Don't be afraid,

The Miz: 15:35

please refer back to our discussion on ableism from a couple.

Bobby: 15:41

Ama ballistic but you know what I also am I also like to laugh at things and I'm tired

The Miz: 15:46

Bobby's pushing the envelope look tired by pushing the

Bobby: 15:50

envelope. Because even in Frank probably wanted some

Unknown: 15:55

help Helen Keller.

Jim: 15:58

Frank when she was a teenager

Unknown: 16:03

that is illegal.

The Miz: 16:04

Okay. Can I just ask why? deck?

Jim: 16:16

Wow. You always think Anne Frank and Helen Keller,

Unknown: 16:19

why do you Why are they associate?

Jim: 16:21

I know why? Because in grade school, you only learn about so many beautiful women, little girls. And those are two pitiful girls that you're like, this is terrible.

Bobby: 16:31

They're like, Oh, it's a really good. Read the diary and you're like, Okay, cool. And you're like,

The Miz: 16:35

is that what a diary?

Jim: 16:36

A Diary of Anne Frank.

Bobby: 16:39

reading it and you don't, you don't know the plot twist. You only mean you're kinda like, oh, maybe she'll make it because the book got published. And so you're reading it, you're like, this is great. She's gonna make it and then all of a sudden, she gets caught at the border. And

The Miz: 16:55

so then relate that back to Helen Keller.

Bobby: 16:59

So Helen Keller is also a lady who is blind and deaf and has to learn it's basically like hardships for women or children.

Jim: 17:09

It's just like pitiful, just like to pitiful girls you learn about like,

Bobby: 17:13

why wouldn't you learn about like Amelia Earhart, like no, or you know what I mean? Because they don't,

Jim: 17:18

they don't want you to think women are successful. Like they want you to think of them. They want you

Bobby: 17:22

to appreciate things like she was blind and deaf, but she still learned how to give handys

Jim: 17:30

good south park or not fuck Family Guy episodes with Helen Keller and him. I

Bobby: 17:35

don't know what my obsession is. And you know what? I'm not trying to be able. It's I know it's a lot of laughing matter. To be blind or deaf would be terrible. But also, yeah, you might maybe it's not as bad as we think. Hell. I think Ms. Honestly would love to be daft.

The Miz: 17:54

I think I'm more so like to be blind. I wouldn't know how disgusting I am. Oh, that's

Unknown: 17:58

true, honey.

The Miz: 18:00

I just I've always said if I could be just a floating holographic head, I'd be I'd be good as cold. I'd be so happy if I was walking on the street with a cloak and a hand.

Bobby: 18:13

That would be very awkward in New York. Love

Unknown: 18:14

it. That's hot.

Bobby: 18:16

That'd be like Oh, yes. Work, honey dog.

The Miz: 18:18

Whack, Deena. Dina. I'm like literally a floating head. Yeah.

Bobby: 18:23

They'll probably think you'd be David Blaine.

The Miz: 18:25

Good. Let him think. But no, I agree. I mean, I don't really, personally have a big beef with the Helen Keller discussion. I

Bobby: 18:34

mean, I'm just you know, throwing it out there.

Jim: 18:37

You know what, sometimes you need to come up with new ways to give handjobs and that's a good way

Bobby: 18:41

to reverse Helen Keller the reverse.

The Miz: 18:44

There.

Jim: 18:44

Yeah. Joined Bobby's only fans. Good luck.

Unknown: 18:48

It's called at reverse Helen Keller.

Jim: 18:51

It's called reverse

Bobby: 18:52

selling reverse Helen keller.com.

The Miz: 18:54

I only show clips of me smacking dick with blinders on.

Bobby: 18:59

Oh, that's kind of a fetish. I think probably like horse blinders. And you like nail? Yeah, that's out.

Unknown: 19:09

Yeah.

Jim: 19:12

Pretty big.

Bobby: 19:13

Oh, yeah. Get it? Right. My Oh, yeah.

The Miz: 19:16

Wait, do you guys like a horse thing?

Bobby: 19:19

No. Oh, you know how to

Unknown: 19:21

I can do a really good.

Bobby: 19:22

Let's do it. Okay.

The Miz: 19:24

Hold on. Okay, so I learned this in art class in fourth grade. And so you go into this you go, let me know if you can hear this. Okay, and then I can do that.

Unknown: 19:36

And then Oh. Wow, that was

Bobby: 19:46

Yay. Oh my god. We're off on your hidden talents.

Unknown: 19:49

Yeah. Mine is the worst. Bobby may hand jobs to his partner

The Miz: 19:56

Bobby Bobby's impersonating a blind historian. Giving hand jobs I'm nailing and,

Jim: 20:05

and I am sitting here eating plant based cases.

Bobby: 20:09

What a fucking Well, what is what's going on in your week though? Cuz I don't feel like did we say

The Miz: 20:15

my week? Maybe? Already? Mmm hmm. an eventful I have to say. I think the biggest unwraps no, yes. I think the biggest thing I learned this week was that I'm giving up marks. I think that's the biggest thing that but

Bobby: 20:33

I feel like we've said this before.

Unknown: 20:35

It's something barking.

Jim: 20:36

Yeah, that would be Lulu.

Unknown: 20:39

Lulu lemon, Lululemon

Jim: 20:42

overpriced yoga brand. So

The Miz: 20:45

Sonia, nothing we haven't, honestly, but I have something to mad about.

Bobby: 20:50

I don't know why you're mad. Why was I mad? I was mad

The Miz: 20:53

about that. I wanted to

Jim: 20:54

share your download yet another app for this fucking podcast?

Bobby: 20:59

Probably. Oh, that's sad.

Unknown: 21:02

No, I'm

Bobby: 21:03

just kidding. All I'm doing is just trying on the low though. I really think that the reason why I'm so like, hardcore about this podcast is because I'm 36. Absolutely. And I'm freaked the fuck out. Yeah, yeah. Because this is a four year old.

Jim: 21:17

Yeah, this is it. That you're still finding new ways to have fun like reverse Helen Keller hand jobs.

Bobby: 21:25

I mean, honestly, you're welcome. And I shared it with the world. So make sure you get your blinders and your, your your plugs. Thank you.

The Miz: 21:45

Okay, can I just propose maybe we remove the throat clearing from that? No. Also, Jimmy video is not Oh, there he is. Hi, Jim. Welcome back.

Unknown: 21:56

It's wrong.

The Miz: 21:57

No, you're you're you're here now? I don't know. I

Bobby: 22:01

feel like I'm good. I see you, everybody, everybody. So

The Miz: 22:04

Jim, I think you might have what some people called depersonalization, when you like remove yourself from your body mental, absolutely.

Jim: 22:12

For certain periods of time. That's Yes.

The Miz: 22:16

Do you think you might have that? Okay, here's why, man.

Bobby: 22:18

No, I know I have that. Why did you say that?

The Miz: 22:22

And if he seems like he's having an out of body experience,

Jim: 22:24

because ms does it too when he has to throw up?

Bobby: 22:29

He's gonna say he's gonna make fun of podcasts again. Whatever. Um, so are you miserable all the time.

The Miz: 22:36

And this happens time and time and time and time and time again. But today, it was extremely excruciating. So I got my haircut today. And I go to a barber shop. And I feel like I don't when the barber that I go to is gonna understand that I just don't participate in like, small talk. And like, I don't have anything I want to say. And if you knew I've been going to for two years, so I don't really know why today was the day that I needed to be asked. Oh, do you live around here? Oh, where are you from? Oh, how long have you lived in New York? Like, like, why? Like if I say yes, like, Do you want to come over? Like Like, why? Like, why are you like, why are we establishing this type of rhetoric? Like we I don't care about you. You don't care about me cut my fucking hair. And let me get the hell out of here.

Bobby: 23:30

Okay, speaking of depersonalization of things, um, no, I think it just depends on who you are. Like, honestly, sometimes when I get a haircut, I don't want to talk like and there's just days I don't want to talk. But other days like it's fun to have a little chat. Barber I'm gonna say it's never fun to have a chat. Or maybe you don't have the right barber.

The Miz: 23:50

Well, I like the way he does my hair. I do not like how I speak. I don't like talking to them. Oh, I don't like always like it's always timed. Okay. I think my biggest beef with it is how it's timed. It's like you get in there and like, what are we doing? I'm like, skin fade, or quarter off and top. Done. He's like, Okay, great. Five minutes go by. So, do you have a Vernier? Wipe? And then like, I mean, like, Yeah, I do. And like not ask him again. Like what? Like, you know, do you live around here? Because you know why? Because I don't give two fucks where you live, then? like three moments will go by I'll just be staring myself in the mirror. He'll be cutting my hair. Oh, like, oh, like have you been here before? Like, yeah, like yes. You've seen me here many times.

Bobby: 24:34

Like interesting.

The Miz: 24:36

Like we don't know like a first name basis like so. I have conceived he they're proud of me if I didn't come there, like every other week, but like I do. I got you.

Bobby: 24:43

Yeah, that's weird.

The Miz: 24:44

I was like, is this your first time here? I'm like, No, you've cut my hair before.

Bobby: 24:48

Maybe you're looking? Really? What's the word? I was looking disgusting. Probably no snatched is what else?

The Miz: 24:54

No, no. Then he's like, oh, like how long? He lived in New York. He's like, I live in Brooklyn. I'm like, why do you think I give a shit You live in Brooklyn? What do you want me to do this information?

Bobby: 25:02

Is he a gay?

The Miz: 25:03

I don't think so. Hmm. So I just want to basically my whole point and bring this up is that I would love there to be like a mandate that barbers can speak to.

Jim: 25:14

Yeah. There's just some things where it's like depends

Bobby: 25:18

I say,

The Miz: 25:18

like, like, what do you do in like Finance? Like I'm not gonna ask them what they do because I know what they do their barber

Bobby: 25:23

movie should be like the Uber when you put the like, I don't want to talk option. Maybe there's like an option when you check in like, I don't want to speak I

The Miz: 25:29

don't speak this cut my hair and let me on my merry way. like fuck.

Jim: 25:34

Yeah, there are there are a lot of days where I'm like, I don't want to do the small talk right now. I don't have time. I don't have the energy and I don't care.

The Miz: 25:42

I don't care and the worst is one day or just oversharer it's like I've had so many barbers like oh, like, You'll never believe what my kid did this morning. Oh my god. And when I was like, Oh my god, like I recorded it. Hold on. Let me go get me. No, no, girl. Some of them are girls. Oh my. God, give a fuck about anything about this. Am I gonna cut my own goddamn hair? I would. So it's just to avoid this. Oh, my God. Oh,

Jim: 26:10

I mean, I hate when the working class tries to like interact with me to talk

Bobby: 26:14

to me.

Jim: 26:14

I hate it. I'm like, guys, just do your jobs and get paid the minimum wage.

Bobby: 26:19

Don't talk to me.

Jim: 26:21

Just stop. I hate the working class.

Bobby: 26:24

Go back to the Upper East Side. And then next time I

The Miz: 26:27

know like I hate when I'm just trying to get shot and nurse kinds of fucking make conversation with me.

Jim: 26:31

Just fill my lips with filler and plump these cheeks and stop talking

The Miz: 26:35

smack the SAS smack by acid suck me. He's not what I'm saying.

Jim: 26:41

We just totally attack the MS.

The Miz: 26:43

Yeah, you know what attack I want to know.

Unknown: 26:47

Oh,

Jim: 26:50

no, it's just annoying when you're like I'm here for this particular task. Do your task and the last move on

Bobby: 26:58

right? customers at work. Like I don't want to talk to them. But like, Hey, how are you on my grid? How are you? What can I help you out? They're like, Oh, you know, it's been one of those days. I don't feel the need to have small talk. I haven't I need to just get what you need. I'll do whatever you want. But just tell me what you need. I don't want to hear the rest of my fucking

Unknown: 27:19

hate that. It's one of those days.

Bobby: 27:22

Because it's like asking you to be like

The Miz: 27:24

why right? It's like, oh, what's going on? Like, Oh, well, Susie had soccer.

Jim: 27:30

Little Susie got a goal the other night.

The Miz: We were up till 8: 27:34

30pm celebrating with ice cream and Rugrats like fuck off. I'm gonna shit get the hell out of here. Well, Justin, one of those stages, one

Jim: 27:44

of the pheromones are real strong. And all the boys have just been humping her

The Miz: 27:50

Thunder doing a line underneath the football stadium. But my other beef which I was talking about briefly before, is again with with employees when I am at a place when I'm like, you know, paying money and trying to pay more money, by way of ordering more beverages. And they're making it virtually impossible. And how sell because they're not coming back and taking my order. And I'm like, What do you want more money? Or do you not like this is up to you at this point.

Unknown: 28:23

Gotcha.

The Miz: 28:24

But my biggest pet peeve which I think I'm just now like ruining this entire segment is when you're trying to leave a restaurant and people will not bring you the check. Oh my god. And I'm Mike, let me get the fuck out of here.

Bobby: 28:38

Oh my god, I'm the same way I'm

The Miz: 28:40

trapped here and you won't bring me the goddamn check.

Bobby: 28:43

There is nothing more bad to me than sitting at the table waiting for that last check. Because I'm like, Oh, I just, I'm done eating. I'm done. Give me a fucking break. I want to go I need to go.

The Miz: 28:53

Right. So I always wonder like, I don't think I was looking to the check. And I pulled my credit card in here you go take it. I don't want to see it. Like it's when I audit it when it comes back. If it's incorrect, we'll fix it later.

Bobby: 29:06

Just let me add a law that they have to show your receipt thing take your card or something? I

The Miz: 29:09

don't think so. I mean, I've definitely given my card many, many, many times.

Bobby: 29:13

Some don't understand that concept. Like Wait, wait,

The Miz: 29:16

wait, wait a second. Wait a second. I

Bobby: 29:19

just sit there. I'm like, here you go.

Jim: 29:21

I never understood like why they do that. Like, they want you to review the cheque or like don't they realize that they get you out sooner they can get another table and get.

The Miz: 29:28

Exactly, exactly. That's mine. 15 minute talking beef. I'm like, I'm just trying to offer you money and get the fuck out of here.

Jim: 29:38

Let me do blackout like I can like I

Bobby: 29:41

said another bar exam. Maybe you need to be like Helen Keller.

The Miz: 29:47

It all comes back to the dollar,

Bobby: 29:50

then nothing will ever affect you. You don't have to hear him Graham.

The Miz: 29:54

Yeah, no. So I guess I guess the moral of the story is that I

Jim: 29:58

would guess I would say how would you do it?

The Miz: 30:00

I guess the moral of the story is I fucking hate the working class. Sorry.

Bobby: 30:09

Don't talk to me. Me my fucking Chuck

Unknown: 30:16

peasant Bring me my check.

Bobby: 30:19

Let it to lay another nightfall

Jim: 30:22

or whatever and I would like it in a fortnight a fortnight

Unknown: 30:27

Bring me my wild boar honestly my castle. Yeah.

Jim: 30:35

Oh Lord, we do hate the working class don't wait

The Miz: 30:37

sorry working sorry working class,

Jim: 30:44

I'm always working class. If you got daddy Biden stimulus check you're in the working class

Bobby: 30:49

sorry. Or you're just in the average American because the average American doesn't even get paid over $45,000 so and that's actually household that's the average what so as

The Miz: 31:02

I guess how are we defining working class?

Bobby: 31:06

I mean the working class is probably people who don't make minimum wage.

The Miz: 31:09

I'm more suggesting people who are in my specific instances of providing the services are really dropping the fucking ball so

Bobby: 31:15

the service industry

The Miz: 31:17

Yeah, like get it together. It's not

Jim: 31:18

that hasn't their best industry. Yeah,

Bobby: 31:21

I'll catch you out on a Sunday night

The Miz: 31:23

if you're providing service like provide it.

Unknown: 31:29

I like that.

The Miz: 31:34

I know I I don't know this is one of those areas where I could like go off on and I feel like I'm just sounding like an old crusty white man. So I'm

Bobby: 31:41

gonna get there so that's fine.

The Miz: 31:43

Just like let me leave your fucking restaurant. Let me leave let me

Bobby: 31:48

know what's gonna happen we're gonna have preferences that are going to be loaded into people's files when you walk into a place and they'll be like, Oh, this is the MS he does not want us to talk to him. He wants this check really quick. like it'd be like a code like everybody has a scan personality that I

Jim: 32:02

would say that nice restaurants already do this like the nice ones do track of you and they know exactly what you want.

The Miz: 32:10

Like my regular my regular hookah lounge I go to always whenever like an hour and a half comes in for me the track I'm like, thank you. That's exactly what I want. Oh my god. exactly when I want it.

Jim: 32:21

That's the best service

The Miz: 32:22

I just want to get the hell out and you know that's the good working class right there the good work there's

Unknown: 32:26

good working class that's the lower middle

The Miz: 32:30

the poor working class so honestly blessed the working class we'd be nothing without them. But when you see me come through fucking act right.

Bobby: 32:39

Cuz he's gonna do your taxes. Right bitch.

The Miz: 32:44

Okay, I guess that's my segment. Fuck everyone.

Jim: 32:47

Good. Now we're ready for Bobby.

Bobby: 32:50

Actually, I have something I forgot. We did get a voicemail.

Unknown: 32:54

Oh, God. Okay, how long but it's 1434

Bobby: 32:59

minutes.

Unknown: 33:00

That's it.

Bobby: 33:02

Sorry to take time. Okay.

Jim: 33:06

Okay, well, I can't. It's complicated.

Bobby: 33:09

Okay, I'm gonna play this. I haven't listened to it yet. Hi, Bobby

Unknown: 33:13

and boys meds. I love you. This is your favorite Heather. I need you guys to ask Bobby. To tell his steak and shake story. I'm listening to this week's episode. And steak and shake came up and Bobby has a classic story to tell you guys. love y'all. The fuck?

The Miz: 33:35

So Heather, why is

Bobby: 33:39

this store? Okay, actually, I did forget to tell. I don't know why. Maybe that's why I was thinking stick and shake. So when I was a young lad, I guess I was 22 maybe

Unknown: 33:49

22.

Bobby: 33:50

I was a young 22 year old and we went out for the night you were 22 one back in 1990. No.

The Miz: 34:00

This is like a you fucking kidding. How old are you? I can't imagine Bobby. It's the same.

Jim: 34:06

I remember that caulk from that age. But I don't remember. Like, I can't imagine him being young.

Bobby: 34:12

I know. It's weird people like Michael doesn't like me young.

Jim: 34:16

Yeah, it's better now.

Bobby: 34:18

I'm a better person now though. But anyway, so we went out for a night of drinking blah blah. When I get drunk and I went I mean I still do this now when I get drunk when I don't want to do something or I need to go to bed or I need I just have to do it or I just get like

Unknown: 34:31

water.

Bobby: 34:32

Right? Jim's witnessed it.

Jim: 34:34

I've witnessed it I know what I know. I'm like Okay, we got to get him water.

Bobby: 34:38

He's got to get to the bad he's got water like he didn't throw up. So basically with all my friends decide they want to go to steak and shake after we were drinking. He was like two o'clock in the morning. I'm like, I can't like I'm so drunk. I just need to go home like I want to just go home so they can check is one exit down the highway from where my apartment was.

The Miz: 34:54

So driving.

Bobby: 34:57

There was a sober driver. Like we had a sober friend. So anyway, we parked at stake and I

The Miz: 35:02

wondered how that happens. Like who gets that? It was a weird world then that was

Bobby: 35:07

before like, you can even get taxis Really? I mean, like, especially in the suburbs of Atlanta, like you're not there's not

Unknown: 35:12

a DD. Yeah.

Bobby: 35:14

So I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom. So they're getting seated. I decided that I'm not doing steak and shake. I'm gonna walk home. So why

The Miz: 35:23

weren't you doing second shake?

Bobby: 35:25

I just was in that drunk mode. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're like, No, no, like, I'm done. I'm tired. I'm blackout like, I just gotta go. So I decided that I was gonna walk from steak and shake to my apartment via the highway. I was off the side of the highway like really far. But I was in a full blackout. It was also like 20 degrees. And so I'm walking. I get almost like almost home, which was like three miles. And here comes Heather, who just called in and drives up. She was the DD she was oh, that's why I was in so much fucking trouble. Because we had lived we lived together at that time. And she goes in the car, because they couldn't find me this was like, pre like this, like Nokia phone time. So like, I didn't hear them calling me. So are too busy. Like I'm playing snake or some shit. I was like running. No. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God is the best game but I was like running to the apartment. And so she finally finds me walking down the road. I get in the car. She's not talking to me. She's so pissed. So we get back to the apartment. And I decided that I want to talk to her about it. Because I'm blackout drunk. I'm on Lexapro at the time. And actually, I think it used to make me a little more loopy than it does now when I drink cuz he's like kind of blackout. And so I guess apparently, I decided to fake a seizure into her closet. I fell into a pile of clothes and faked a seizure because she wasn't talking to me. And then I pretend like I was Batman. So that's the story. And that's the story that I'll never I will never ever she will never. If not she'll

The Miz: 36:51

never let you live it down.

Bobby: 36:52

Yeah, like, I mean, it's she was so mad. And I like the fake seizure thing. Like, how do you fake a seizure?

The Miz: 36:57

Honestly, blast. I would love to fake a seizure. In fact, I

Bobby: 37:01

think that's my next move. You should never really get hung up. But like, I gotta go. I don't know why I thought a seizure was like the appropriate thing. And so she It was a bad night. It was just a really bad and when I was like, blackout.

The Miz: 37:15

See I love that for you, though.

Jim: 37:17

Was that the last seizure? You faked?

Bobby: 37:19

Yes. I've never faked the seizure again. Have you had a real seizure? Since no one else have you faked? an orgasm, but it's kind of impossible. My life I mean, until 2928. I mean, my whole life was a fake. Interesting. It was. Yeah. So anyway, that's the story of steak and shake. And I'm really upset. I didn't think of it last week when we were talking about secondary right when it was relevant.

The Miz: 37:44

I've never, ever had it.

Unknown: 37:50

More you know, with Jim.

Bobby: 37:59

And you're on.

Unknown: 38:01

Have no topic this week.

Bobby: 38:04

Is there anything you want to talk about? No. All right.

Unknown: 38:13

The more you know with Jim. So love.

Jim: 38:25

I have zero topics other than the bananas, you can use that earlier, the bananas have been wiped out by a fungus.

Bobby: 38:32

Is there any other fruits that go into that category?

Jim: 38:36

No, I mean, we've just monocultures just really, we've really eliminated a lot of different fruit varieties to try to get the ones that grow the easiest. And so now that's why we don't have any variety in your grocery store. If you go to like any other country, you get fruit that you wouldn't like tropical countries have fruits we'd never heard of.

Bobby: 38:57

There's the more you know. Okay. I actually would agree with that though. Because in Costa Rica, it seemed like everything tasted like so much better. Is there anything we need to talk about?

Unknown: 39:11

Are we officially out of stuff to sell? Oh,

Bobby: 39:14

no, I actually did get Oh, well, Jim is if you want to go you can go. So I asked people what we should talk about and I got a response. So I asked like what should we talk about? What do you want talk about and the person said being open because you want verse not being sexually satisfied with your partner. So being open because you want to verse not being sexually satisfied with your partner. Okay. Oh my god, you guys both clicked at the same time. I got the distinction.

Jim: 39:39

I think so they're saying like they're not satisfied sexually with their partner but in other ways they are so they're looking for, like, is it well, satisfaction outside the relationship.

Bobby: 39:49

Interesting, though,

Jim: 39:51

is that what they're asking or I don't know what they're.

Bobby: 39:53

So basically saying, being open because you want to or being open because the other person isn't attracted to you anymore.

Jim: 40:00

Well, the question is, why would you be open? If all of your needs are being met in your relationship?

Bobby: 40:05

What are true flavors?

Jim: 40:07

I feel like there's something missing if you want to be open, but maybe I just don't understand it. I

Bobby: 40:12

don't know. Maybe I mean, I I definitely am too jealous of a person to allow that to happen. But I don't see anything wrong with like a little bump and grind with other right, like, I will endure mutually. It just depends. I don't know, I guess it depends on the conversation.

The Miz: 40:28

I would want to be open but I wouldn't get in relationship. If I wanted to be open.

Jim: 40:34

I don't really understand the goal of being open. Like what are you trying to get out of that

Bobby: 40:38

back on Grindr? And back on like hookups probably

The Miz: 40:41

didn't like, Don't be in a relationship. Man. That's fine.

Jim: 40:44

Yeah, I feel like, I think that the people who are in an open relationship must be in a relationship for reasons that I don't yet understand. I would have to ask them like, so why are you in a relationship? What is your point of that?

Unknown: 40:57

I agree.

Jim: 40:58

Yeah. Like, what's the goal of your relationship? Are you doing it for financial reasons? emotional reasons. Spiritual sexual? What the fuck Why?

Bobby: 41:05

That's interesting. Yeah. I mean, that's what I was trying to think in my head. Like, why is anybody in a relationship? I mean, I don't know. I think, for me, it's like I wanted, I want somebody to go through life with the struggles of life and like just being not being alone. I mean, like, and having somebody that you can laugh with, and you love them as a person, like just being able to, like, be yourself fully, but have the support of somebody is why I think people get in relationships, but some people in relationships, obviously, like you said, For wrong reasons, like financial reasons, or because they're vain, or because their highschool sweethearts are supposed to or because they were arranged like there's a lot of bad. Yeah, these people, so

Jim: 41:41

many relationships that don't make sense. No, there probably is. But then it's like having an open relationship. And you're in, I guess, I'm trying to figure out like, if you're in a healthy relationship, why would you be open? Is it just because you want to have sex with other people? Like, can you be in a healthy relationship with someone with one person and then also seek out an emotional relationship with someone else? Or a romantic relationship with someone else? Like, we need to talk to someone who's polyamorous to understand this?

Bobby: 42:11

Yeah, you're right.

The Miz: 42:12

And you're right. We should talk someone who's polyamorous.

Jim: 42:14

I don't know. Yeah, I'm interested. I

Bobby: 42:16

know somebody.

Jim: 42:17

I don't get it. But that's just because what

Bobby: 42:19

is that, like the secret to because they seem very less stressed about their relationships? A lot. So is that the secret to success? full size,

Jim: 42:27

like you said, You're like, I'm too jealous of a person. Like maybe we if we let go of jealousy, it's fine,

Bobby: 42:32

right? If you know that that person will be your person, regardless of who they're fucking

Jim: 42:37

right. But that's

Bobby: 42:39

a hard concept to even

Jim: 42:40

grasp, or regardless of who they're like talking to romantically? Yeah. If they're still gonna be with you, right, maybe that's okay to have to let them be in a romantic relationship with me. Right now. All right, well, okay.

Bobby: 42:56

That was good. Yeah, relationships are tough. Just regular relationships. We're human. And it's Yeah, it's tough being a human. Well, I mean, really, what is a relationship? At the end of the day, we're always seeking somebody to be next to at some point, regardless of if you're, quote, unquote, together, or you're fucking everybody in town. You always want somebody next to you. Yeah, it's a problem. It's very problematic.

Jim: 43:23

I feel like it's in the wiring, like, primates want to have a partner and it's just stupid. It's gotten to the point where I mean, we're like seeking out toxic relationships just to be around someone. Like, do we really need that? Do you really mean someone in your house to have someone grow with you? No,

Bobby: 43:39

you don't actually I know a lot of people who actually have boyfriends that don't live with them at all. They have separate houses and everything, but they go through life together, they travel together, they, I mean, think it's what what do you want? What do you want and it's actually theirs. You can't really judge anybody else's relationship either, though, that's the thing you can't like one thing that works in your relationship might not work in somebody else's. And that's okay. But that's a that's a hard concept to not try to like, what's the word I'm looking for? gymnastic wha compare, like compare yourself to others like you don't want to do Oh, the dogs are out tonight. Honey in the story. Oh,

Jim: 44:16

yeah. That's not Wow, activity that to be a white girl fight.

Bobby: 44:21

So yeah, relationship sock and

Jim: 44:25

glad we ended on a happy note.

Bobby: 44:27

No. Well, I mean, this episode has been a little

The Miz: 44:30

we started progressed and ended on a not happy now.

Bobby: 44:35

Yeah, it's interesting, but why is everybody upset? That's the question. Like, why is everybody like, why is everybody going south? I feel like we're not. I mean, right. Why are we going south here? We didn't have a more you know, No, we didn't. But we know then. Oh, yeah, we do. We learned about dinosaur holes and Alzheimer's and dinosaurs with Alzheimer's and the T's and the peas and the Q's and the RS and S's. Okay. Hey.

Unknown: 45:01

All right, well, we'll do this again next week.

Bobby: 45:09

I mean, are you okay? Are we okay? Are you mad at me? That's to you, Jim. Oh,

Jim: 45:16

I was like, why would you know? I'm not mad at you.

Unknown: 45:20

Okay.

Bobby: 45:23

You're just not being yourself.

The Miz: 45:25

And that you're tired of it. You're wiped out. You're

Jim: 45:27

exhausted literally.

Bobby: 45:28

Yeah. Like I know. Well, what I took away from this episode is that you really can't put a loving towards your friends.

Unknown: 45:37

Yeah. And

Bobby: 45:40

let your friends know that if they need you. They can always pick up the phone. That's how I learned

Jim: 45:48

is that we learn from this episode, or is that the message?

Bobby: 45:50

That's the vibe I'm getting? I'm getting a vibe here. Like a very, I don't know if it's a cry for help, or just a quad. Like we need to do like a wellness check. I don't know if there's like a gun behind you or beside you. Like, that's what I feel. I feel like I know. I know. You're tired. But I just have a firearm. No. We were supposed to start that.

Unknown: 46:09

But yeah,

Bobby: 46:11

well, you don't talk to me anymore. So um, all right. Ms. What did you learn this week? A lot. And Jim, I learned

Jim: 46:22

I don't think I should record at the equivalent of 7am without coffee.

Unknown: 46:28

Yeah.

Bobby: 46:30

I think I learned that too. I think we all learned that all of us all listening right now. We're all kind of like,

Jim: 46:36

think if they don't drive off the road listening to their true fans.

Bobby: 46:42

I'm gonna have to listen to this closely. Yeah, you might have to

Jim: 46:46

do a audible. Yeah, we're gonna have to do a redo on like a Wednesday at 8am. Like, let's quickly just do a 10 minute positive live.

Bobby: 46:55

Okay, I'm gonna hit. I'm gonna hit the stop button now.

Unknown: 46:59

That's a good idea. Yeah, I think it's time. Okay, this

Bobby: 47:03

has been another episode. Thank you. Bye.

Unknown: 47:10

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