I Had An Apple For Dinner... I'm Skinny (Beards, Straight Women Allies, Gay, Consent & Female Anatomy)

Unknown: 0:00

So, today I think it's very comical that there's a certain sect of gay men on this platform talking shit about anybody being feminine trying to bash us down. Excuse me. First and foremost, I would like to say you're welcome for being able to be on a platform as such out and proud in the first place. Because last time I checked, it was 10 1520 motherfucking years ago, fighting for the equality fighting for the rights fighting for the representation and to be treated like regular human beings. Yeah, that was us. Where were you? Oh, that's right. You were hiding in your motherfucking closet like a punk that y'all were. But I will give you the respect that you are consistent. Because the same energy you're pushing out now verbally bashing us, you were pushing out years ago, physically bashing that's to make sure that your home is to know that you were sucking dick so if I'm not mistaken that we were out and proud of loud and making sure everybody could see us letting them know that we were human beings too. Yeah, that was us fighting with our trans brothers and sisters and our lives new sisters that was max used to take Welcome

Bobby: 1:00

She's Not Doing So Well. Comedy podcast. Featuring Bobby I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing. Because Listen, I'm at GE

Jim: 1:14

gym at the top. What can I say? Finally he's just like you can unfollow me if you don't like my body

The Miz: 1:22

oh my god Tell me all about it.

Unknown: 1:25

You're

The Miz: 1:26

great but you like it mushroom shape. Oh,

Jim: 1:33

this is not attracting the white female straight audience we've

Bobby: 1:36

got to stop let's start Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby I'm Jim. And I'm the man oh you sounded like happy today. Wow.

The Miz: 1:46

You know me I'm extremely you girl. Be the best.

Bobby: 1:52

How's it going? That

Jim: 1:52

was milania Trumpy back milania and

Bobby: 1:55

Jim you're alive and awake

Jim: 1:57

yeah cuz I've had an alcoholic beverage thank God

The Miz: 2:00

thank fucking god honestly mature this this goes to show you cannot do the podcast no brown

Jim: 2:08

I agree you're

Bobby: 2:08

better when you're like

Jim: 2:10

I can't do life sober so oh

The Miz: 2:13

yeah I really I like you better

Bobby: 2:14

trigger warning for all those that need delayed trigger warning

The Miz: 2:20

why who needs a trigger warning

Bobby: 2:25

not nobody needs a trigger warning it's my big pet peeve right now is everyone needs a fucking trigger warning and I don't need

The Miz: 2:31

to give it right like be triggered like fuck off like why do I have to worry about you getting triggered right like what are you gonna say I heard I'm triggered shows up on my fucking tax I'm gonna trigger warning look at the fuck out of here. triggered

Bobby: 2:45

Okay, so anyway, I want to give a shout out to our discord because we started this discord with boys showing their penises and assholes.

The Miz: 2:51

Yeah, man we did. Yeah, nah, boy.

Bobby: 2:56

When I say boys, I

Jim: 2:57

mean like when I Boys,

The Miz: 2:59

boys. Yeah, boy, man. Okay,

Unknown: 3:02

yeah, yeah,

Bobby: 3:03

it's really fun.

Jim: 3:06

What is discord? Can we ask that

Bobby: 3:08

it's kind of like a chat room that stays on constantly. And message board sort of you can post pictures you can post videos you can show your whole like you can do whatever you want. I

Jim: 3:18

joined it I love it. But I thought it was like tweeting and I didn't know if it was like a

Bobby: 3:21

permanent Oh, it's not a permanent or a public it's a site like I have the server

The Miz: 3:26

it's very much like slack. Very much I remember Okay,

Jim: 3:29

discord for all you young hit people

Bobby: 3:32

join our Discord. There's always links in every episode, so

Jim: 3:35

check it out. Honestly, it is fun, because I've seen a lot of like hot guys and jocks.

Bobby: 3:39

Yeah, jogs. were naked in their

Jim: 3:42

asses.

Bobby: 3:43

Yeah, there's just gave up on only a while. I didn't give up on only fans, but I kinda, I'm just like, throwing my

The Miz: 3:49

financial update for us. What are the numbers?

Bobby: 3:52

How are we brought in? No, none. I haven't even like shocking. Yeah, it's it's oversaturated

Jim: 3:59

you literally didn't share your hand on your like, it's oversaturated

Bobby: 4:04

market oversaturated? No, but honestly, like,

Jim: 4:06

it is not oversaturated for the body. You have Honey, it's not odd, yada, yada, yada. I

Bobby: 4:12

posted a picture of me and my belly. Yeah, and lifting my shirt. And I woke up the next morning had like 100 write ups and like messages from people like Hey, hey, do you snap? Hey,

Jim: 4:24

post your handle, bitch.

Bobby: 4:26

So guess what today happened? Well, today somebody said, hey, you're so hot. And I was like, Oh, thanks lol like I kind of I'm like nice because why not? Just people and he's like, oh, check out your podcast. And I was like, oh, okay, like I had he was so what's this podcast about? I didn't even mention it. So it's working. drastic. drastic marketing is working.

Unknown: 4:45

drastic

Bobby: 4:46

and we basically infiltrated gash discord,

The Miz: 4:49

so we did Yo, that was an accident. Well,

Bobby: 4:54

was it I think it's just a fun way to mark it. Like I'm sorry, there can be more than one gay podcast out there.

Unknown: 5:01

Thank you and that's my TED Talk

Bobby: 5:03

ms what's going on with you?

The Miz: 5:05

Nothing much

Bobby: 5:06

so you're chucking marks which I thought we were quitting

The Miz: 5:09

Yeah, now we're not that marks back on marks and potentially back on Adderall if I can get us a source

Bobby: 5:18

so you were on Adderall

The Miz: 5:20

like when college but I haven't been able to do it

Jim: 5:23

now were you like officially prescribed the Adderall? Or was this like my best friend Willie brought me the I

The Miz: 5:28

know Mike Chan used to sell Adderall

Bobby: 5:34

Well, we're just dropping

Jim: 5:36

like gin your mic Jen. You're on That's right. Police Mike Chan's out there find them. That's right.

Bobby: 5:43

This next episode we're gonna find the sock Don't

Unknown: 5:45

fuck with Mike chain for

The Miz: 5:47

all your add on. Mike Chan he used to sell it sounds like

Bobby: 5:51

a news reporters and news reporter now

Unknown: 5:52

I don't know I haven't talked to him and I might change the way to beer. Now we know where you went to.

Bobby: 5:59

Bu so we are

Jim: 6:01

Doxey Oh my god. This

Bobby: 6:03

is gonna be Oh my god. We're gonna be a side podcast finding Mike finding my

Jim: 6:07

can because we need Adderall suppresses your appetite. Like,

Bobby: 6:13

he's like, I'm actually detective not I don't do that. Like

The Miz: 6:15

no fucking joke. I would pop that chat in the morning. And I eat until like, 10pm. And I need like a celery stick. I the whole time I was super high functioning was unreal. No, I've

Bobby: 6:25

taken Adderall before when I was like packing to move. And I was like, all of a sudden, it went from like nine o'clock to two o'clock and I got so much shit done that I've never, I mean, I was like, wait, I'm actually doing things.

The Miz: 6:36

A machine, I can feel like you're a train and you are just flying. Not even

Bobby: 6:41

like you're really noticing that you're really I mean, you're like, Oh, yeah, I'm working hard. But like, you just get locked and loaded. Maybe feel like you're

The Miz: 6:48

on top of the world. And I used to chocolate Diet Pepsi on top of it. And like it was unreal.

Jim: 6:53

It might you guys might have ADHD like if it's working. Have you been tested? Yeah. And I didn't know.

Bobby: 7:01

You were just on speed.

The Miz: 7:02

I tried to I tried to get tested for the purpose of like

Unknown: 7:11

to walk away.

Bobby: 7:13

That's what I heard when he said that I tried to stay away from the smoke. So I am Hi. Scarlet Queen tonight.

Unknown: 7:25

Girl.

Bobby: 7:26

What's her name? The Scarlet queen. So we'd name I don't know.

Jim: 7:30

Do you guys? Okay, well,

Unknown: 7:33

let me know.

Jim: 7:34

I'll save this. Furthermore, you know,

Bobby: 7:35

Jim, what about you? What's going on with you? Do you have Adderall problems too? Or like, well,

Jim: 7:39

I guess similar to the MS story of treating something that he didn't have? I did pretend I needed glasses when I was in fifth grade. Because I wanted to look smart.

Bobby: 7:50

So looks can be deceiving Honey, why? until I was smart.

Jim: 7:54

Yeah, I try. How old are you? Like fourth or fifth grade?

The Miz: 7:58

He wants to look smart in fifth grade.

Jim: 8:00

Well, I wanted to be top of the class.

Unknown: 8:02

You wouldn't be the class president.

Jim: 8:04

Look at me if I'm gonna get better be at the top. He's

Bobby: 8:07

not gonna be a hot dog. waterboy

Unknown: 8:09

Oh.

Bobby: 8:13

I love hot dogs and by water.

Unknown: 8:16

Did you Okay, we had already talked about this, but I ate a lot of hot dogs in my day.

Bobby: 8:20

I can tell. I can fucking tell.

Jim: 8:21

Wow. Okay. So I tell my dad takes me the optometrist. The optometrist sits me down. He's like, look at this chart. Okay, ball. And I'm like, pretending I can't read the letters. And then you're like this bar he p that the queue looks like an O. The Nine looks like a six. And they're like, Yeah, no. So he gets out of box opens it up. And in it are all these different glasses. I'm like, Yay, here we go. I'm gonna get glasses. So he puts one in. He's like, does this do anything? I'm like, not really gets another one. He puts it in. He's like, how about this? And I'm like, oh my god. Yes, Queen. I was like p q r s t u v. And then I like he goes, Okay, just a minute. And he like, leaves her with my dad. I'm just sitting there. Like, I can't wait to pay my god as he goes. He comes back in and he's like, Okay, well, thanks. We're all done here. So my dad takes me out to the car. I'm like, why are we leaving? Like Where? I thought we picked up glasses. He's like, Yeah, he said that was just glass and like you didn't actually need glasses. I got owned by you got

Bobby: 9:26

rolled. Oh, wait. So you got told no glasses.

Jim: 9:29

I got told no glasses because you are lying. I said the glass. I said plain glass made my vision better like looking through a window.

The Miz: 9:38

A shell for the policy.

Jim: 9:39

And then approximately four years later, I required glasses pretty severely. How

Bobby: 9:43

did they believe you the second time it was it was

Jim: 9:46

the same guy. Because this time I didn't I told the truth. And that's the moral of the story. Folks. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. The first I

Bobby: 9:56

can see actually I failed it just because I'm stupid. I remember They're like, Can you see? I'm like, Yeah, I think I just couldn't read letters like, nervous. I'm almost like crazy, right? Like,

The Miz: 10:11

do you need glasses? Or do you need to like relearn how to actually I have a really hard time

Bobby: 10:15

not being able to see when I cover an eye though.

Jim: 10:17

Are you blind in one I know. No, I

Bobby: 10:19

really good vision.

Unknown: 10:20

Okay. Checking. Because

Bobby: 10:22

speaking of vision, I noticed you're not wearing your glasses today. And when you don't wear your glasses, usually that means you're trying to look hot, because I'm going out tonight. I'm

Jim: 10:31

trying to fuck

Unknown: 10:32

they're going out tonight. And I don't

Jim: 10:33

care. We're not going out. This is we are going or I'm going out. Mike dewine said the curfew was lifted. Totally. Yeah. Because hospitalizations are down. As if the curfew ever really did anything. Like, oh, you can only spread the COVID up until 10pm. And then you can't spread it. I feel like I'm way opposite. Oh, God.

Bobby: 10:52

I feel like I'm getting COVID any moment, to be honest. Like I just feel it coming. I

Jim: 10:56

feel like I've done so well. The only one of our friend group who's not vaccinated.

Bobby: 11:00

I fucking realize this and I'm really pissed off about it to be honest. But it's not to measure with Ms right now. So I'm not gonna act pissed. I want to talk about that. I'm a sex worker now.

Jim: 11:09

Okay, let's talk about you being a sex worker. Even though the markets oversaturated

Bobby: 11:13

Well, I decided that the free market isn't good news. Yeah, the free market. Free Market. Oh

Unknown: 11:21

my god. marqeta.

Bobby: 11:24

Basically, I had a guy write me and he was like, hey, and I was like, hey, and he's like, you're super hot. He's like, would you ever do anything? Like make a video and I go, What do you mean, make a video? He's already me. He's like, I don't He's like, I'm kind of embarrassed. But he's like, I want a video of you. Drinking like a drink. And then I want you to burp a few times. And I was like,

Unknown: 11:43

Oh, okay. sold.

Bobby: 11:45

I'm like, I would never laugh at someone's fetish, which I wouldn't. And then I was like, well, and I'm like, what's the going rate these days? So I go, I was like, doing it nude or not. And he's like, preferably, I said, Okay, well, it'd be $200 a video. And he said, You can't afford you can't afford it. Okay, so then don't ask me

Unknown: 12:03

right. Like, like, I'm

Bobby: 12:05

not this Busey is not for free. Am

The Miz: 12:07

I getting naked and drinking and fucking like burping for free? You kidding me?

Bobby: 12:13

Right? Like I got a burp. Like, I gotta like get naked and you're gonna see me

The Miz: 12:16

No, honey. Yeah, no. 200 is the floor like this could go

Bobby: 12:20

exactly. I'm like 200 a video. You want me to do multiple videos? I'm like, What is a what's a fair price you and he didn't respond? It sounds like okay, well, I guess you're just trying. I don't know. He's got a lot of weird internet shit going on these days. But I'm also like, I guess I can get it on by posting my ads on the internet. Okay, it's just fun. I you know what? And it's something that I feel like needs to be talked about is like nudity and sex are so taboo still, like I still feel like guilty and weird and my partner's like, I don't really give a fuck. Yeah, I mean, I just feel like wired about it. I know. Do you not? Do you not feel guilty? Like when you post noon the next day?

Jim: 12:58

I don't seem the Discord.

The Miz: 12:59

I don't really care. But I know that some people would.

Bobby: 13:02

But isn't it weird though? Like that? being naked is such a weird, taboo.

Jim: 13:06

I still wake up the next morning and I'm like, oh my god. Why did I say last night? Yep. When I was like, drunken

The Miz: 13:12

I just hate being naked. Because that means like, my whole body is showing.

Bobby: 13:16

Yeah, I'd rather you see my dick in my house.

The Miz: 13:18

Yeah. And then the rest of my tour says it's like, yeah, like

Bobby: 13:22

yeah, like I'm good from the waist down. Right?

The Miz: 13:24

Like my dick being out isn't taboo, like my stomach being out with more time.

Bobby: 13:29

Oh my god, I can fully relate, like fully,

Unknown: 13:32

like, fully on board.

Bobby: 13:35

So yeah, it's been an interesting kind of couple weeks with the discord and with the Reddit and all this shit. We're just like, exposing our bodies and being proud of our bodies. Yeah,

The Miz: 13:43

we're fucking new media, you know? And we're

Jim: 13:48

on our Instagram. For a

Bobby: 13:50

hot unicorn. A little unicorn holds gonna be showing up on our Instagram. Not our Instagram probably on our Discord. And on discord but that's a whole other story. Um, so anyway, I mean, yeah, get naked photo get

Unknown: 14:04

naked.

Bobby: 14:07

Folks with an axe. Oh,

The Miz: 14:19

wait, can you still not see me? No, I

Unknown: 14:22

can see ya. Okay, good. So

The Miz: 14:24

I'm going to share something that was submitted to us. Sure. Okay.

Bobby: 14:31

I mean, at this point, it's, again, the interwebs

The Miz: 14:34

I'm going to preface this with it is a little lengthy, but that's okay. Because it's jam kind of jam packed full of stuff. So there's a lot to unpack a lot to unpack. So the story is titled, I don't think my family wants much to do with me. Unless I wake up one day and become a different person. Should I give up on them and move on. So you know, right off the bat, we kind of get You know the gist of what's happening here that it goes like this. I'm 27. I came out about a year ago as an LGBT. My parents were supportive when I came out kind of, they still argued about it, but eventually told me to do what makes you happy. But then they started saying hurtful things and withdrawing from me. I haven't spoke to my sister since I came out. My father started arguing with me every chance he could and said some extremely hurtful things to me, about me, being who I am. Both my parents had a lot of negative things to say to me and behind my back. So, you know, right there, it's, you know, it's sort of the ticket term for the party. Right,

Bobby: 15:42

right. He came out, they were like, and it came out late to like, 26. Like, yeah, not late. But like, I mean,

The Miz: 15:47

right, you know, came out and they, they originally like, Okay, great. And then they were like, you know, it is what it sounds like, basically,

Bobby: 15:57

for just ignoring.

The Miz: 15:58

Right, right. Right. So then he goes on to say, My family is filled with christian conservatives. So word got around quick, and people were not happy with me. I got disowned by a lot of aunts, uncles, and cousins. So the family knows at this point, and, and people are not reacting well. No. So then he says, I usually call my parents once a week to see how they're doing. But usually when I do they seem highly annoying. They don't really listen to anything I say, or seem to care about my major life changes. I have good or bad moods, the conversation from them and being single word responses. Whenever my dad does decide to talk to me, he shoves politics down my throat. We won't talk about anything else, multivitamins with me, which hurts because we used to be very close. And honestly, I'm just like, so annoying. I feel like that's like stereotypical dad. Right? Like

Bobby: 16:50

just being the words, asshole dad,

The Miz: 16:52

as well, dad. So then he says, I decided to stop calling them and see how long it takes them to call me and want to talk and check on me. It's been three weeks, and they haven't heard anything. My birthday is in a few days. And I'm pretty sure though forget. Or they'll remember and does not call. I see them go above and beyond to have relationship with my successful married with kids sister. And it's like I don't even exist now. I've been really struggling with on mental health. And they know this, I feel alone and rejected. I'm also not in good health, which I This means not mental. It's not in good health. So I could die in my apartment. And no one would even notice until the neighbors complained to the smell. Oh, I just don't know what I did. So wrong. Am I being too sensitive? Should I let go for the sake of my own mental health? Or will that make me feel even more alone in the world? And I just my reaction to this is it's obviously very sad and very unfortunate, obviously. However, I think his best course of action is to for sure, let go and move on with his life because he's hanging on to a bunch of like, what he used to have a bunch of great ancient memories as far as we're concerned. And so what what value is it adding keeping them in your life?

Bobby: 18:11

The part that really stuck out to me it was about his sister? Yeah, how he's like, Well, my married sister with kids. And I feel like I can relate to that. I feel like you can relate to that. I feel like I relate to that. We all can relate to having like a sister that's like straight and like, quote unquote, normal. And then I'm like,

Jim: 18:25

oh, like 100% it's just

Bobby: 18:28

different like, but I don't get visited. I

Jim: 18:30

look over at my sister. And we had a really deep conversation once where she kind of told me like how she has always looked up to me. And I was the oldest and all this stuff like I was the perfect one. And I'm like, You're the one who's married with like now three kids. I'm the perfect one. Like you're the one who sees mom and dad every other day. I don't see them except for every few months, when there's not a COVID. And well yeah, there's that and like you have similar views as them like I you know, it's that one. sibling,

Bobby: 19:01

there's a perfect sibling. And your parents are obsessed with them. And you're like, you're like, Am I What? I only have one sibling. So she has all the kids. And it's just genesect was sad. Yeah,

The Miz: 19:09

I'm definitely the perfect sibling. So I don't really relate.

Bobby: 19:12

Honestly, I'm a great sibling. But I this is just sad for him. And I feel like he needs to move on. Yeah, I

The Miz: 19:18

think like you, you cut the cord. It sucks. It's hard. I actually can't pretend like I know what that's like. But it's definitely like, you're come to a point in time where like someone's in your life. And it's time to say goodbye because it's not working for you. So right and,

Bobby: 19:31

and it I mean, honestly, that's really straightforward. There's nothing else you can really say about it. It's like you got to just

The Miz: 19:37

write and I mean, what's the alternative continue to sit in wish that they like to write Did you and wanted to reach out to you like that's not going to do anything for you?

Bobby: 19:47

With you, the more you pick yourself up, and I know you have health problems. So like I'm not I don't know what your health problems are. So maybe you can't just like get up and go somewhere. But if you can, and you can get involved in other things. When you get them off your mind. They'll come around and you We'll be like, Well sorry I'm busy like I don't you won't even think about them because you'll be doing your own thing. Yeah, even if that sounds sad like it is

The Miz: 20:08

and it will be sad when you do make that decision and it will be sad will always be sad. But you'll get out of it you'll you'll be sad for a period of time and then this lack of you know caring lack of consistently stacking yourself up against your siblings, your parents, whatever then that will become less and less severe once you no longer care but you're gonna have to learn to not care.

Bobby: 20:31

I agree. Are you Mr. Robot anything this week?

The Miz: 20:34

No. Besides the fact that I am working on a lot, but that's fine.

Bobby: 20:39

It's that season though.

The Miz: 20:42

I know it's funny I actually don't actually don't do anything when I was docked. But is it the same season? You just

Bobby: 20:49

use that as like a general Broad City? Yeah, it's taxi and finance. Every buddy. That's not an accountant is like Yeah,

The Miz: 20:55

yeah, right. Exactly. Like taxes.

Bobby: 21:00

It's like saying to a landscaper like, Oh, it's summer or I don't know. Maybe that was a stupid example. Right? Right. Talk to a landscaper recent I used to be a landscaper.

Unknown: 21:13

Wait. I used to drive tractor.

The Miz: 21:20

Jim move I

Bobby: 21:22

yeah, he didn't want to see you anymore. And he didn't want to see himself.

Jim: 21:25

Well, I'm just like I'm in the periphery. Bobby's Mike is blocking me and I this way I can stare right at

Bobby: 21:29

Bob. Yeah, it's easy for us to see. And you can't see how I'm able to

Jim: 21:33

look into his eyes.

Bobby: 21:34

My hair is long. I need a haircut.

Jim: 21:36

ASAP. We need to dye that mess that no don't dye in it. Whoa, this bird snails.

Bobby: 21:41

Oh, wait till I get skinnier. Tick Tock. I'm gonna urban waiting. Wait till I'm skinnier than I am now. Two pounds batch.

Jim: 21:52

Did we talk about how I miss

Bobby: 21:54

if you have something to say, Honey, you can jump in at any

Jim: 21:57

time. Hi, this just happened to me. Okay, so something Yeah, someone called me and then accidentally hung up. So I called them back. So then they call me back while I'm calling them. You know, the screen that comes up on the Apple iPhone. When that happens when you know, they're like, do you want to end an accent? Do you want to ask, do you want to hold an accept? And there's like three buttons at the bottom? You never know which one to press. Yeah, this is I just I accidentally hung up calling them. But I also hung up them calling me. And so then neither one of us once again could connect. It's like I called this person three times just to get a hold of them. I hate and they called you twice. They need to fix they could fix the screen though.

Unknown: 22:39

That's weird.

Jim: 22:40

I think it's an iPhone thing.

Bobby: 22:42

It's well and I'm noticing now too with the FaceTime when you do the group FaceTime it doesn't when it pops up. It's like weird. You're like I thought I answered that. Yes, you did it. Yeah.

Unknown: 22:50

Fuck you apple. You're making my life so difficult. We used to send telegrams but now well Ms. I mean, this is a miserable mess.

The Miz: 22:57

This was miserable. That's for sure.

Jim: 23:19

didn't eat tonight. so lame. You're like yeah, no miss

Bobby: 23:24

this is like Margarita night and here's like Margarita is like five fucking margaritas and then yours is more like I'm on Adderall on a legit display on your plugs out when I just said that. He is done. Oh, look at those legs on me those peloton legs. So, Jim, you're up. Don't make it like last week when we had just cut it out.

Unknown: 23:50

I didn't listen yet. Well, it's just it's just a

Bobby: 23:53

song and a song. I know. And I go, do you want to talk about anything? No. Jim had a really rough week last week.

Jim: 24:01

I had a bad just tired. You're just hungry. Now I'm just tired. Yeah,

Bobby: 24:06

I mean, you've had a lot there's I was telling you you're like an onion earlier. There's a layers that are just peeling off. It's like, are we ever gonna get to the real onion? You're like the like, you're likely to like flake on you. I'm a bag of fun. You're a bag of something. Oh, shit. Funny Sorry, I'm

Jim: 24:23

throw shade at me right now.

Unknown: 24:25

You shady con. vulnerable bitch.

Jim: 24:29

All right. Well, we've got two things for the more you know, the one thing is just a throwback to our little conversation about Adderall. Basically, I always find it interesting when I'm reading about World War Two. And how all the Nazi soldiers and a lot of people in the military during World War Two were on amphetamines, like a lot of amphetamines. Oh, like so they were older. Yes, they would give their and so we're talking about Adderall. Like basically it's amphetamine. It is literally an amphetamine. DMA or whatever. What's that?

Bobby: 25:02

I don't know what MDMA are. We don't know drug you clearly

Jim: 25:06

haven't been on the circuit. You're not a circuit gay.

Bobby: 25:08

I'm definitely not a COVID circuit guy. I

Jim: 25:10

would love to do that little white powder. What do you have?

Unknown: 25:12

Oh, is that talcum powder?

Jim: 25:14

I love talc. It causes cancer. It doesn't hurt commercials, right? Yes. I'm putting it under your tits and you're growing, but it's not talc. It's just powder. You're putting it everywhere? I don't know actually. I really don't. You're a flaky powdery bitch. She looked like a biscuit.

Bobby: 25:27

Like you honey. Like end of Emma flaky biscuit. And Miss. Miss like a lime. Hard exterior? Oh, no. You're like a fucking avocado, honey. Oh, you have all that hard like outside. Once you get in that middle honey. Oof. Me if something hard, right, right and center

Jim: 25:46

this. Oh, that's true. Metal hop it right in your rectum

Bobby: 25:51

as I want that seed bead. That could be an OB could be an angel. Be an angel being I heard that they did that.

Jim: 25:59

Back to the bar, you know? So soldiers on speed. Imagine how much they were fucking. The next thing about the more you know, if you were driving at 60 miles per hour. It would only take you one hour to drive to outer space. If you drove straight up from the earth,

The Miz: 26:15

so the aerospace 60 miles from the surface of Yeah,

Bobby: 26:17

it is actually Yeah, it is. And

Unknown: 26:19

that makes sense.

Bobby: 26:20

I played Kirby space. Do you know what I'm talking about? Kerbal Space whatever

The Miz: 26:24

for Kirby air rivals?

Bobby: 26:26

Get the Kerbal Space thing. What do you build your own rockets and you fly to space? Oh my god. You guys suck for being a gamer or whatever you do. It's like called Kerbal Space Program.

Jim: 26:39

You said Kirby at first.

The Miz: 26:41

Kirby air Ryan.

Bobby: 26:43

I'll send you a link. I'll send a link.

Jim: 26:45

I love Kirby. Cuz he sucks. Thanks.

Unknown: 26:49

Yeah,

Bobby: 26:51

I like Kirby tonight. Now

Unknown: 26:52

you look like Kirby. Wow, you

Jim: 26:59

suck me up and take on my powers. And then

Bobby: 27:01

who? I'm gonna suck you.

Unknown: 27:04

Dry my fat pink hoodie. Oh, that's high actually. So

The Miz: 27:08

it was called $200 please

Jim: 27:10

charge for that. Normally you charge Oh, that was for that. That was for free. That was for you. listener.

Unknown: 27:16

Oh, I see. kirpal here, boy.

Bobby: 27:18

Say for? I don't know what it is. That was for you. But

The Miz: 27:23

really fucking weird on the Kerbal Space Program.

Bobby: 27:25

Yeah, they're like little aliens. And you you build rockets. And it's based on like gravity and Bobby and you try to launch to these different like sites like you try to go to the moon and try it on Mars. It's really kind of fun. I'm all about imagination. You know? I mean, yeah. See, Jim, look at this more. You know, like, it just brings out this random shed.

Jim: 27:43

You're welcome

Bobby: 27:44

all about infinity gains.

Jim: 27:46

I mean, amphetamines, like you guys were talking about. I think if you have ADHD, they're great for you. But like if you don't like I tried Ritalin once and just experiment. And it was very, I just felt anxious.

Bobby: 28:00

you experiment with readlyn? Yes. Yeah, I think for an anxious person. It's a little bit yeah, a lot. It's like I need to smoke weed and do Adderall. I

Jim: 28:09

was doing a lot of the things so Oh, well. It was a lot.

The Miz: 28:14

I liked Ritalin when Mike Chan used to give me that my man

Bobby: 28:19

climate change. I really do want to meet Mike we're gonna find my jam. He sounds

Jim: 28:23

like he could be hot. We're gonna like show up to like,

The Miz: 28:26

one of those like scatch like Angry emo kids. He's honestly probably we're gonna

Bobby: 28:35

find him Mike Chan look them up on Facebook

Unknown: 28:37

blast. I really liked your more you know this week? You know? Yeah. Ah, this is the gym. I love.

Bobby: 28:51

It's insane. What

The Miz: 28:53

do we know?

Unknown: 28:55

Well, it's Mikey to leave.

Bobby: 28:56

We know that there was amphetamines in the fucking military. And

Jim: 29:01

these were fucking everyone.

Bobby: 29:03

Everybody was getting fucked. So our main talk toxic. Our COC this week. Our topic this week is

Unknown: 29:10

COC Cox.

Bobby: 29:13

It's actually well I'm gonna This is where I'm gonna read. So let's let's do a

Unknown: 29:17

do a pause.

Bobby: 29:18

So fat hogs and beards. fat. Oh. Oh. What Why did you decide that you

Jim: 29:23

wanted me to tell you like pointed at me?

Bobby: 29:26

I pointed at you because you were making faces when I was reading the fat hag.

Jim: 29:29

I just love when you read out loud. I can't wait. I can't wait for you to read out loud.

Bobby: 29:33

I love reading out loud. Go honey. What's really scary though, is I'm not reading this now. No,

Unknown: 29:41

no, I won't you read out loud.

Jim: 29:44

Oh, it's reading out loud. He's illiterate. He is literally a Latino. If

Bobby: 29:51

I lose my place, that's the problem. I really like your finger on the screen. Beard is an American slang term describing a person who is used or unknowingly as a date, romantic partner, boyfriend or girlfriend or spouse either to conceal infidelity or conceal one's sexual orientation. The term also refers in some areas to anyone who acted on behalf of another in any transaction to conceal a person's true identity. I'm reading really fucking good Hey, don't

Unknown: 30:18

walk away.

Bobby: 30:19

Okay, the term you use in heterosexual and homosexual context, but it but is especially used within LGBTQ plus culture, referencing the beards are seen in mainstream television and films and other entertainment like willing grace

Unknown: 30:35

and all that.

Bobby: 30:36

A beard is also called a fag hag.

Unknown: 30:39

No, no. Is it also now hold on, hold on.

Bobby: 30:45

a fag hag is in gay slang a woman who associates either mostly or exclusively with gay and bisexual men, but

The Miz: 30:51

that's not the definition of a beard.

Unknown: 30:53

Thank you.

Bobby: 30:56

I mean, maybe Wikipedia has a fucking crossed out but guess what I'm gonna continue to read and we're gonna find out bro. You

Jim: 31:01

haven't crossed up.

Bobby: 31:02

The phrase originated in gay male culture in United States and was historically an insult someone who associated with gay men object to being called fag hags while others embrace the term the male counterpart for heterosexual men who have similar interpersonal relationships with gay and bisexual men is effectstagged new and the case of friendship between lesbian and gay men the term deich diva describes the male the gay man in the relationship. A straight man of a platonic affinity with gay men is a fact stack again the usage is where and mainstream streaming culture I can't read. For men who have many lesbian friends the slang terms Dutch Boy lesbo or dike type applying. I sorry, I didn't put my finger fast enough. People who associate with lesbian, gay and bisexual people may be called fruit flies regardless of their sex, fat tags facts tags etc are regarded as belonging to the phenomenon of hag ism

Unknown: 31:54

This is insane.

Bobby: 31:58

hag ism the attachment of a person to a group defined by sexuality even though they do not personally share that identity.

Jim: 32:05

Okay, so I just want to remind her straight back. I'm a straight hag.

Bobby: 32:11

You kind of are straight straight.

Jim: 32:14

You will look at straight porn. I want straight man. You

Bobby: 32:16

want a vagina?

Jim: 32:17

I want a vagina to be fucked by a straight man. Oh my god, I'm a straight.

Bobby: 32:22

Oh my god. Maybe you're trans? I'm not kidding. Like, I'm just gonna bring this up. Are you trans?

Jim: 32:31

I think I might be non binary, but I'm not sure like, Oh, fuck, I

Unknown: 32:35

can call you they know.

Bobby: 32:38

So I'm just kidding, too. We will be supportive of your new pronouns. But it's just very well actually. I could see Yeah, your beards hot right now. Honey, you got to keep that beard.

Jim: 32:47

Yeah. Imagine this wrapped around your car. Well, nobody can yet

Bobby: 32:51

until New York not we're gonna

Jim: 32:53

go back to me be non trans.

Bobby: 32:55

Yeah, we're gonna move past your trans situation. But that might come up later in another episode. But

The Miz: 33:00

yeah, maybe you're just having a gender exploration. And that's fine.

Jim: 33:04

I think that's fair.

The Miz: 33:04

You don't need to be a part of your questions. Could be Oh, damn sure. That's

Bobby: 33:10

great. Oh, my God. I think we might be breaking through that you're

The Miz: 33:13

absolutely a factor underlying your depression. Oh, oh, Jim. It's okay. It's fine. Back, Jamie.

Bobby: 33:21

If you want to discuss your potential, like whatever we can, or we could just gloss over and go to continue on the stage. You

Jim: 33:28

know, I'm just saying like, I do imagine a feed of vaginas sometimes. Yeah,

Bobby: 33:34

that's okay. Jim. All he's laughing and so nervous. I need to get

The Miz: 33:38

it. Okay. Jim. It's okay.

Bobby: 33:41

Yeah, I know. But I actually feel like he's like your,

The Miz: 33:44

your body language.

Jim: 33:48

And how it will be perceived?

Bobby: 33:49

No, it's I can perceive that if you I want you to know that you can tell me that you are trans or non binary individual. And I am fully here to support that

The Miz: 33:58

you're just you know, questioning your gender identity

Jim: 34:01

on the podcast,

Bobby: 34:02

we're not forcing an outing,

The Miz: 34:03

or I'm forcing outing you willingly came out with the information that you sometimes or often wish that you have a vagina. So the burden is on you to tell us what that means.

Bobby: 34:17

Does that mean you want to know transition to have a vagina full time?

Jim: 34:21

I think it means I think when I think I want a vagina, it's not that I want to be I don't think I'm trans, necessarily. Okay, I think more it's like, the toxic heteronormativity of me wanting to have a relationship with a straight man. That's romantic. And so maybe if I had a vagina, they would like me more.

The Miz: 34:41

Now, if you were to have a relationship with a gay man, that was romantic. Do you think you'd feel that way?

Bobby: 34:46

No, he'd want to know I'd want

Unknown: 34:49

to know can

Bobby: 34:50

fuck you. No, no, no, that's not the deal, honey.

Jim: 34:52

Yeah, no, if it's a gay man, I'm gonna fuck you.

Bobby: 34:56

That's interesting, Jim. But I think also

Jim: 34:59

what You just had a brief panic attack that you needed intubated.

Unknown: 35:02

Yeah. Oh my god. That's

Bobby: 35:03

interesting. That's interesting. Jim, thank you for that information on your sexual parts or whatever.

Jim: 35:10

That's pretty sad to admit. Well,

Unknown: 35:12

I don't think I am sad.

Jim: 35:13

I don't think I actually want a vagina like I just think like a little fuck How about that would would practically speaking it would be nice to have a second hole that's just available for fucking I agree. Like,

The Miz: 35:25

right like it's more of like an anatomy question or like a gender identity right?

Jim: 35:30

I don't think it's as much a gender identity like I don't necessarily I don't think identify as a woman I just would like to have a vagina

Bobby: 35:37

I wish there was a way to cut a hole in your team. That would be but does your penis kind of go underneath your taint? like yeah into like the

Jim: 35:44

kind of feels good there because it's connected because it connects to the balls that's where it all comes like in our you rub your teeth. Yeah, I can feel it on your prostate on that. Yeah,

The Miz: 35:52

it's not like the Gucci Gucci Yeah,

Jim: 35:54

honey. Oh, my God. Do you go to an all boys college like Gucci was like a high school.

Bobby: 36:01

You probably do love Gucci?

Jim: 36:04

Gucci? Oh, I've seen your Gucci. We've seen the

Bobby: 36:07

goat. It's a good gauge. You got plenty of room between the balls in the asshole. There's a good gauge.

Jim: 36:12

That's where the tongue belongs. Yeah. I love ya Janine.

Bobby: 36:18

I like imagining a guy fully clean, showered with Irish spring laying naked on the bed.

The Miz: 36:23

Oh, I like a post workout Gooch. Oh,

Bobby: 36:26

I needed to be fully like sanitized.

Jim: 36:29

I need any form in any way. You can be I mean, I'm not you

Bobby: 36:34

need a you need a fag hag is what you need. Oh, you do? Well, you but a

Jim: 36:39

fat guy or a straight hag?

Bobby: 36:41

No. I feel like you need Well, I feel like your bags have gone missing. Through like moving away. Like No, no. I have five eggs at home. Well,

Jim: 36:56

that's true.

Bobby: 36:57

I don't like home facts. I feel like that's really inappropriate. But I mean, you're Heather.

The Miz: 37:01

I have fat hags. I just I just I think it's hilarious how we call them hags?

Unknown: 37:07

Yeah, like what like

The Miz: 37:08

a rock.

Bobby: 37:09

It's like the most derogatory term you can call you fat hag like, like double whammy like, Okay.

The Miz: 37:17

I don't think it means hag like we know. Well,

Bobby: 37:22

I think the gen Z's are a lot different when it comes to quote unquote, like having a fag hag. They always say like, the girls in the gays like this is for the girls and the gays. Like everybody just knows that. Like, if you would like deck, you're on the same team.

The Miz: 37:37

Although a lot of times, I don't find that to be the case, I find that I make a lot of enemies who are women.

Bobby: 37:44

Interesting. I used to have only girlfriends. And now as a out gay male. I only have a lot of guy friends now. But I used to crave a male, like a male bonding experience, like having male friends that are like real, like, not like my straight friends aren't real. Like my best friend in the world is a great person, but like,

Unknown: 38:07

but you can't.

Bobby: 38:10

But it's not like, I can't be like, Oh, look at that fucking dick in that. You know what I mean? It's hard to like relate for them to relate and someone can relate.

The Miz: 38:18

So just think that you're you're funny. A lot of them laughing.

Unknown: 38:23

Yeah, they

Bobby: 38:23

just want you around. Cuz you're funny.

Jim: 38:25

And I feel like that a lot of my relationship with straight women, though, too, is where I'm like, you're the funny one. Do you really get me or do you think I'm funny? Right?

The Miz: 38:33

Like, we're entertaining. We're funny. It's not.

Jim: 38:35

Are you actually here with me?

Bobby: 38:37

Why are all gay people funny?

Jim: 38:39

We are?

The Miz: 38:40

Well, I think. I think it's like we're funny. From their perspective, because we're different.

Bobby: 38:45

Yeah, I mean, I think we have the same quality problems. Like we're all chasing the dick that never can get us what we want. Like some

Jim: 38:55

of us want a vagina.

Bobby: 38:56

Some of us want vaginas. Some of us want decks, but I just I don't know. I think it's like, I don't think that term is really used anymore. I think it's kind of like, and I think a lot of I could be completely wrong, but I feel like a lot of straight you know, young people 15 to 25 right now. Do not give a fuck if you're gay, straight trans whatever the fuck you were I really feel like the majority of them more than what our gender my generation maybe more. You know what I mean? Maybe there's still some that it will attack on.

Jim: 39:21

I've heard some new terms recently, that are just as bad. What? And it's like, the homophobia has just like kind of transformed into different words than we would be used to. So like the term sauce, suspect. Yep. And it's in that game. Oh, like you're suspicious. You're suspicious. You might be gay. There's a lot of different Yeah, I've heard some new. Like, wait, what does that mean? And they're like, like, gay. And I'm like,

Bobby: 39:52

oh, like this is a sauce action you're doing

The Miz: 39:56

like you're suspect of being gay. Yeah.

Jim: 39:59

So it's really doesn't matter sorry, but like, I know we look at them more like Oh, they don't really care they do. I think a lot of them do still I do

Bobby: 40:07

think it's a little more I mean, like lacks I mean come out of high

Jim: 40:10

school how many million people voted for Trump like there's a lot of people

Bobby: 40:14

it's all it's really sad I really think we're different and

The Miz: 40:17

there are people who are accepting of it that still make it different.

Unknown: 40:21

Yeah,

Bobby: 40:21

true or you get accepted to be like well that's us and still like play the game with your other friends even though you're a total straight ally but like are you straight ally if you're going behind there, but like,

Jim: 40:30

what if everyone could just Fuck everyone and like it? Well, that's pretty

Bobby: 40:33

much what we should be doing. But you know, the Gomorrah thing or whatever?

Jim: 40:38

Like I'm willing to try with a woman I'm just saying like,

Bobby: 40:42

some good experiences but I'm not gonna lie like it's not bad. It's just not

The Miz: 40:46

like a mouth of the mouth like five

Jim: 40:48

Yeah, like there's I have some toys where I'm like, Okay, this I suck

Bobby: 40:52

better and that's number one

Jim: 40:53

period but I mean,

Bobby: 40:55

here yet period like girl like honeys, ladies, they need to take

Jim: 40:59

classes from what men can

Bobby: 41:01

of course it wasn't a calling her dad in the Gluck they all joke well, Doc, whatever. 5000 Yeah, like, Oh, baby tell you now. Most guys they won't say this. Maybe straight guys are just disgusting and stupid. They'd rather have you choke on their cock but I don't really want my dick down your throat. I need you to really suck my head. Okay,

Jim: 41:18

I need it well, with the ball on the head.

Bobby: 41:20

Yeah, like my my head is where that's where the interaction is right? nerves are in the head. So when you're sucking me and I'm my my head is hitting your fucking esophagus. Thank you. So if you need a lesson, come on our ladies Sign up now for the dick sucking course

Jim: 41:36

of the year. And it is and it is and Bobby will lead it

Bobby: 41:40

and I'm gonna lead it even though I am I

Jim: 41:43

will volunteer his penis while he's still be the

Bobby: 41:50

while I'm still here, we might as well use it for something. Do you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? So do you have a so do you even have a current beard right now? I feel like I'm your beard. Oh, no, I

Jim: 42:01

don't have a beard.

Bobby: 42:02

I have some beards out there. It's

Jim: 42:03

like someone you hide behind. So like right now? I'm

Unknown: 42:05

not hiding.

Jim: 42:08

Hear No one here. Oh, beard. A beard is like you hide, right?

Bobby: 42:12

I had girls that had no idea that well, maybe they didn't know they were

Jim: 42:14

you had beards. In the past. You definitely

Bobby: 42:16

had beards, bitch, and a lot of my beards would like stick up for me. But

Unknown: 42:18

he's so right. I'm like,

Jim: 42:20

hey, literally sucks my clit every night. He's gray. And I'm like, Yeah,

Bobby: 42:26

I didn't like it. Like, well, this is awkward. But I come out and like I know that you stuck up for me for years.

Jim: 42:31

So you have to like kind of like, you know, but in between us having sex. I was jerking off college man. I

Bobby: 42:36

had men coming in our apartment jacking me off while you were at work. That sounds like so hot. Like I said, My God,

Jim: 42:45

I need to go back in time and like, Oh my goodness, you

Bobby: 42:47

should be having Well, when the pandemics over Are we

Jim: 42:50

going to be in our deathbeds and just regret like that? We didn't jackoff with more college men

Bobby: 42:54

probably God I thought about that. I'm kind of getting in my prime for like college dudes like

Jim: 42:59

Yeah, no, no, they really. I just bought a sweatshirt that says daddy University on it and

Bobby: 43:05

you're a freshman. Oh, I'm going I like the beard gym. I'm telling you. The beard is hot. You've got to keep the beard. Like the real beard.

Jim: 43:13

Oh, this bushy thing that bushy Can't

The Miz: 43:15

wait so you got a you got a sweatshirt thing white daddy University.

Bobby: 43:20

He's a freshman. He's pledging

The Miz: 43:22

Where did you get the pleasure to be a frat boy I

Jim: 43:25

want to get hazed but not like in a life threatening way just like in a throat threatening way.

Bobby: 43:31

And I want to haze in a non threatening way in a non life Oh, so you're in I want it mode kinda I want all the boys lined up naked. I want to be able to like do whatever I need to do to you to make me satisfied. It doesn't matter get

Jim: 43:43

that into the club and you can come in the club. I know that we're like to be I know PC we're like banning hazing because someone fell down the stairs after they had a case of 30 Natty lights and died and it is terrible It's horrible. hazy like you need to like know when hazing has gone too far but also hazing Yeah, like

Bobby: 44:03

here's the thing you can hate somebody by pulling out their dicks or making them get naked and run around the house like don't make them drink and daddy like a case of Natty and run down a hill like let's just give them naked running around playing like

Jim: 44:14

everything with can hold on to everything with consent. This is the big I'm going to say do you are you giving consent when when some senior who has power over you and whether you're going to be able to live in this house or not? says like you have to get your dick out like do you really get a choice to say yes or no when you do you need to have you do

Bobby: 44:32

but you do you do have a choice you are going to be in the club or you're not

Unknown: 44:38

you're you have the choice

Jim: 44:40

to walk out this hot man or you don't or you get raped. No no oh no guys, I think we need to have a discussion about what

Bobby: 44:50

Okay, I mean I'm open to it maybe next week is concerned.

Jim: 44:53

We need to talk about what consent means and the digital we

Bobby: 44:56

actually really do because I cuz you know the things that happened like Sherry py Like, I mean, back in the day, honey, I would Oh, like I could see myself being like kind of sketchy.

Jim: 45:06

Cherry Pie.

Bobby: 45:08

I mean, I hid behind a computer my whole life

Unknown: 45:13

I'm a keyboard What are you

Jim: 45:14

bored warrior like it literally on TLC like I hid behind a computer my whole life All I did was hide and now here I am

Unknown: 45:21

alive. Yeah, I

Bobby: 45:22

don't know. I think it's very interesting. Oh, oh, and uh oh yes so no he's here he's just in a you know everybody has a week, hopefully next week I'm in my funk so you guys can try to fucking function without me.

Jim: 45:38

I'll be like cool. Now we can't there's no way this would literally just we was gonna you code and you guys would skip a week. You guys could run it now. Wow, I'm

Bobby: 45:49

glad I have confidence. Yeah, we're all like Mike you guys totally could do no worse go

Jim: 45:53

honey this dies with you.

Bobby: 45:55

Oh it does? Yeah,

Jim: 45:56

when you die this die when

Bobby: 45:58

I put my in my will that this must continue. No better fucking do it.

Jim: 46:02

I'll do it to myself in the shower. Oh my God appeared over you. Oh, you want I want you under me.

Bobby: 46:11

On your undercarriage want this hot load dripping down.

Unknown: 46:13

Yeah. Oh, dripping down, down wear down onto your face. Oh, wow. I

Bobby: 46:18

look into my chest better

Jim: 46:19

now. I like when I'm not doing your chest. Not those tickets.

Bobby: 46:22

These tickets are hot. People love me.

Unknown: 46:26

Gay

Jim: 46:28

It's weird. love these tickets like

Unknown: 46:31

you shouldn't

Jim: 46:32

you shouldn't be a fiscal year on only fans.

Unknown: 46:37

Are you it's really hard to do.

Jim: 46:38

You're not doing it. This bitch has been talking about doing only I have wine weeks and he doesn't have one. I have one. I probably posted more times than you.

Bobby: 46:46

I've posted a video of me showering just the backside. No, the front. I knew the backside of that one

Jim: 46:52

dick out. Yeah. Like front like, Can we see the deck? No, we can't. Okay, I knew him. Yeah, no. Okay.

Unknown: 46:59

Okay.

Jim: 47:00

Okay, so we're not there yet. But like, we're gonna get there. We're gonna help you. I'm gonna lay down in the bed tonight. And I'm going to take it out.

Bobby: 47:07

Work it up later. Lay Me Down

Jim: 47:08

with consent. And I am going to What do I say? No. That's no, that's not an option, then we have to stop

Unknown: 47:17

it. Why'd you giggle underneath that?

Jim: 47:18

Because you guys stop. I guess you don't know what consent is?

The Miz: 47:23

enlighten us what it means to go ahead and just fucking say it. Now.

Jim: 47:28

There are some colleges now that have apps for consent where you have to say yes. And you have to say multiple times through an app. Yes, I consent. Yes. I can send Yes, I can send whatever, as you're getting fucked even up to the point of because at any point, if you're like, I don't like what's going on right now. And I don't want to do it anymore. And you say no. That's someone's like,

Bobby: 47:51

how do they know? Like, how does the app know that? You're saying no, or yell? You just hold on? But hold on, Brian?

Jim: 47:56

Oh, no. At that point, the universe knows. But

Bobby: 47:59

so you're just so a moment in time saying I'm not consenting. Yes. But he's fucking me. So you say? Yeah, you can? Is there like an emergency button to like, hey, yes. Oh.

Unknown: 48:09

So what's

Bobby: 48:12

the definition? a willing participant? I would say you've got to be willing and verbally out loud. So

The Miz: 48:18

if you're unwilling, but you're saying yes, anyway, because you want to join a club?

Bobby: 48:24

We're not getting can see, I think that that makes it invalid. And that's the consent,

The Miz: 48:28

right? You have a trade off? And you're saying yes, because you want something so

Bobby: 48:31

you can't come back later and be like, hey, raped me. I mean, you could, but like, if you're consenting, you can't like it's I think it's a I don't know, this is a controversial

The Miz: 48:41

trigger. This is I think it's pretty straightforward. You either agree or you down,

Bobby: 48:45

right? And I just feel like there is a blurred line though. Sometimes. Like there's

The Miz: 48:49

a blurred line if there's substances involved for sure. For example,

Bobby: 48:52

not an example like the cherry pie, cherry pie and cherry pie, cherry pie, cherry pie when she Okay, so basically what she did was she acted like a producer for some Broadway show and these guys, so she said, Send me your hard dick pictures. And they did.

The Miz: 49:06

Like telling us she was offering the opportunities to get so that's

Bobby: 49:10

where the guy there's what the harassment is, I guess, right would be the lie, that you're not really getting an opportunity. But also, what Broadway person is telling you to send your hard cock,

Unknown: 49:21

right? Do you know what I mean?

Bobby: 49:24

It's kind of like the backpack thing today that I got offered when you guys are like no, my guts telling me No, I'm like, I'm gonna get a smart bag.

Jim: 49:31

Yeah, we were like $400 for a backpack and then watch some user photos without even consent. without consent.

Bobby: 49:40

Yeah, I mean, like posting a photo without them knowing.

The Miz: 49:43

I mean, I guess I think where the like real, like abuse of power is like using your influence to make people do things I want to do. But that really applied to like a frat. I don't know. Like, you could just say no and not be in the club.

Bobby: 49:58

So what do you define Britney Spears is right. No Is she consenting? She can't consent? Well, I

The Miz: 50:03

think she literally had the power taken away from her to consent. So now she can never go. She also said, I don't want people doing this. So I don't think that she gave consent.

Bobby: 50:13

No, I don't think she gave it's really like did you guys watch a doc? Yeah, it's Do you watch it? Yeah.

Jim: 50:19

Did you know you need to watch it? It's very like I need to, but I also don't care about Britney Spears. You don't have to care about her. It's don't really take away my gay card. I just don't care.

The Miz: 50:28

How could it be a real gay?

Jim: 50:30

You don't care about Brittany? Oh, my fucking god.

Unknown: 50:33

I'm not that

Bobby: 50:38

problem. Oh, I just

Jim: 50:40

like I lost interest. As soon as you know, the first time I ever heard of Britney Spears. Someone put a broken CD in our mailbox. When I was like 12 it was pink. And it was pink. It was the first one that came out. Oops, I did it again. And that wasn't the

The Miz: 50:58

Oh, baby one more time.

Bobby: 51:00

Yeah. Is it the one I

Unknown: 51:01

see this is it. I

Jim: 51:04

don't care about her. But yes, that CD got put in our mailbox. And so I listened to it. Someone ran over in the street. Someone lost it out of their car. And then we just got it put in our put it in your mouth. And I was like my mom was like, is this your CD? I was like no. And it's also broken.

Unknown: 51:20

Are you gay? Jim? CD. CD, You're

Bobby: 51:26

busted. We saw the Britney Spears?

Jim: 51:29

They did see dick pics. Oh,

Bobby: 51:31

you're in trouble.

The Miz: 51:32

Wait, was it you Bobby? He's like print out?

Bobby: 51:35

Yeah, they're up in the 304 springwater Trail go up in that attic or not even the attic in the basement and the tiles. They probably took down his house because it was so like, it's like it was cool for them. You know, they found those printouts. Oh, how awkward

The Miz: 51:52

but I can't imagine like waiting with a printer like

Bobby: 51:56

Oh, it was so bad. It was like wet cuz like the new like, Oh my God.

Unknown: 52:01

Oh my God. He's

Bobby: 52:04

so I mean, I'm just gonna say this though. Like, in all honesty, the Britney Spears thing really shocked me and I think you should watch it. Because it shows you somebody who literally their whole entire life because they had one breakdown because of the media. Because the right because Justin

The Miz: 52:18

Timberlake actually really highlights the impact of the media,

Bobby: 52:22

how all of a sudden you have a little mental break. So like we all have mental breaks. We do. We just don't do it in public. Right? We have mental also.

Unknown: 52:29

I

The Miz: 52:29

mean, I'm a Mariah Carey fan. Mariah Carey has like a very public mental breakdown, and no one put her in a conservatorship. And it's just, it's scary. Ms. I'm Britney Spears is the only person I even like know in a conservatorship, but like mental breakdowns are like very common and like the public figure community. So why it's very odd. It's because Brittany was so managed by her parents from very young age or just like, translated into her older years.

Jim: 52:56

It does seem wrong. And I know I haven't watched the documentary. But it seems wrong. So wrong, Jim.

Bobby: 53:06

Like she's never had, how

Jim: 53:07

did it happen? You never as Hayden said earlier, the judge was like, No, you're a dumb bitch.

Bobby: 53:11

So when the whole thing was going on, and she shaved her head and she was doing all this crazy shit with parison fucking whatever goddamn. Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Like all during that she had a mental break. And I think they checked her in somewhere. I don't remember this.

Unknown: 53:28

The threshold is you

The Miz: 53:29

refresh us if you have to be deemed like mentally unfit. And a lot of it from a financial perspective, right. So you're mentally unfit to handle and make financial decisions

Bobby: 53:40

because she was making really bad decisions in public, like, cussing out people throwing the umbrella at the lake. So there's a lot of shit that she was doing. They were like, We got to get her money away from her because she's gonna ruin her whole life. So they took her they put her in like a place. I

Jim: 53:53

know. I do a lot of inappropriate online shopping like does that count?

Bobby: 53:57

No, like, you don't have control of anything. I don't know. You're told what you can get. And that conservatorship? Yeah. And a conservatorship? Yeah,

Unknown: 54:05

look at me. Oh, no, I

Jim: 54:08

was like, who's doing that to me?

Bobby: 54:09

You're about to be under ownership.

The Miz: 54:11

Now. I'm gonna say I don't think I consider a legal vehicle to

Jim: 54:15

put around. I just need to know the safe word. If you're going to be my conservator. My safe

Bobby: 54:19

word for you would be Harry Hall one,

Jim: 54:22

Harry one.

The Miz: 54:23

I think really only high net worth individuals can put under conservatorship, then you can't get out

Unknown: 54:29

for ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

Bobby: 54:36

Like how do you get out? You judge right. And she went up there and he's like, no, you're not good enough. Years later, I'm not good enough. Have

The Miz: 54:44

you said judge appointed a co conservator. So it's not only her father now. So that's Yeah,

Bobby: 54:49

it's like a company right?

Unknown: 54:50

That's a bad deal.

Bobby: 54:51

I don't give a fuck. It's my goddamn life. I'm 40

Jim: 54:55

I mean, she did burn down her gym. To be fair, like she's dead. pletely burned down.

Bobby: 55:00

I like getting from this camera bitch like,

Jim: 55:04

What is she posting? And then I'm like, is the conservator posting this to make her look bad? Probably but either That's insane. Like either way

Bobby: 55:10

she is like drugged, fully drugged. So are you on top I choose my drugs she

Jim: 55:17

does consent, right I can say

Unknown: 55:21

Oh,

Bobby: 55:22

I get it he gets it now I get it You're welcome. So you choose to drink Margarita cuz I don't choose them for you.

The Miz: 55:30

I was never unclear as to the definition of canal

Bobby: 55:33

well i'm just giving for the listeners all of our fine smart listeners out there, which you guys are. Thank you.

Jim: 55:41

I want to give a shout out to Brandon.

Bobby: 55:43

Oh, Jim all of a sudden we went from Brittany to Brandon

Jim: 55:45

All right, so we found this. I was in discord and I'm you know, discord we've talked about it talked

Unknown: 55:52

about it.

Jim: 55:52

So there's this guy named Brandon in there and I'm like, what's this?

Bobby: 55:56

Because this hottie patottie sorry,

Jim: 55:59

but like I have a picture of a game console controller as my picture. My profile pic, because that's the default. And then Brandon comes in here with some torso on a beach. A torso pack. I'm like, oh, are those ads? Yes. Yes, they

Unknown: 56:15

are.

Jim: 56:15

Yes, they are. I just want to shout out to Brandon for being hot in our Discord.

Unknown: 56:21

Brandon, come on

Jim: 56:23

down. And we know you're hot in real life too.

Bobby: 56:29

So shout out to you bro. Brandon.

Jim: 56:31

Hello, Brandon. And I

Bobby: 56:32

like to shout out my dogs out there.

Unknown: 56:35

You know you are all the tags out there.

Bobby: 56:39

Okay, well, I mean, oh, what's our final thoughts? Like, Who wants to go first? I'm not going for it. I

Unknown: 56:44

think that was good.

Bobby: 56:45

I think we need final thoughts. I love final classes are always so random.

The Miz: 56:52

What did I learn? Um, nothing here.

Bobby: 57:00

Like I said, Wow, it's like Jim, last week. This is what I feel like that awkward ending like Okay, fine. You didn't learn one fucking thing miss a no, no, no, I

The Miz: 57:14

did. I learned that you

Bobby: 57:15

have to learn something you need to know final thought you can do whatever you want. I

The Miz: 57:19

learned that people had sex in World War Two.

Bobby: 57:23

That is something that is learned. But I think the point of that story was that the methamphetamines

Unknown: 57:30

but Yeah, all right.

Jim: 57:32

You know what you would have? The point is, you would have fucked a lot of Nazi soldiers back in World

Bobby: 57:36

War Two. Welcome and then kill him.

Jim: 57:39

Hopefully. Oh, like Inglorious Basterds? Like,

Bobby: 57:42

Oh, yeah. Killed who are men and fucking kill me then let everybody on the concentration camps. I'd be the hero. Jim, what do you what is your final?

Jim: 57:55

My final thought is never let your friends try to out you as a trans person.

Unknown: 58:01

That's a good final thought.

Bobby: 58:03

So did you out that just put you Oh, honey, I'm gonna give you a hug after this. I really don't. I honestly don't have a final thought.

Jim: 58:12

But I'm gonna go off for the amount of weed and beer you've had. I wouldn't have thought either. I wouldn't.

Unknown: 58:18

Did you ever have an initial thought? I love weed but

Jim: 58:21

you haven't had food since noon. And you've just had a bunch of weed like honey you shouldn't I keep

Bobby: 58:28

thinking I want more weed. Yeah,

Jim: 58:29

I think you shouldn't be alive right?

Bobby: 58:31

But here I am. I'm alive and well here. I had an apple for dinner.

Jim: 58:37

What are you in Snow White?

Bobby: 58:39

I'm skinny. Oh, that means I'm pointing right at Oh my god. She was poisonous

The Miz: 58:45

poison I'm gonna play she was poisoned. What I learned is that taste

Unknown: 58:49

on your lips.

Bobby: 58:52

You're toxic and she really is gay culture. But anyway, anyway, my final thought would be to always make sure that there is consent involved in everything that you do. Oh, including drugs, alcohol, sex or life outing of outing people. I guess if that's what happened here. Oh, you just spit your beer everywhere.

The Miz: 59:16

Right like I'm confused. I'm confused. Well, somebody out in

Bobby: 59:21

that's what I'm wondering too. But I think this is this is probably gonna have to be continued. To be continued. We've never ended on a cliffhanger like that.

The Miz: 59:30

Yeah, please let me know if someone was out. This is fucked up. Yeah, let me know. Let me know. Let me know.

Bobby: 59:36

What really makes me sad though. kind of say something. What's sad is that you have a really good beard. Like I'd hate to see it go.

Unknown: 59:45

Oh my god.

Bobby: 59:47

It's true. I'll take your facial hair. Women can

The Miz: 59:50

have beards. Yeah, you can have a vagina and be

Bobby: 59:53

true actually. You can be totally looking the same but

Jim: 59:56

I want to fuck a trans man. Like a fully

Bobby: 59:59

so That's not me on this side. This will continue.

Unknown: 1:00:04

I do

Bobby: 1:00:05

wait so you want to fuck up? I

Jim: 1:00:06

like all men. I do.

Unknown: 1:00:08

I think your

Bobby: 1:00:10

your pan Oh yeah, you're

The Miz: 1:00:14

very fluid and that's fine like

Bobby: 1:00:15

Jim really needs like when we go to New York, I'm telling you right now

The Miz: 1:00:19

is having a real identity crisis yeah

Bobby: 1:00:21

like all we need to find

Unknown: 1:00:23

is not just sexuality

The Miz: 1:00:25

not gender I think you're having identity crisis on all fronts. Yes,

Bobby: 1:00:29

we're gonna find you. We're gonna find you in Central Park on mushrooms. Over that little bridge over the river, or whatever's in there upon everybody goes over that fucking bridge I'm talking about

The Miz: 1:00:42

Yeah. Sleepless in Seattle. We're meeting up the river in Central Park. But yes, the pond,

Bobby: 1:00:50

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Unknown: 1:01:12

being fired by the fire.

Bobby: 1:01:15

As always, you can call in and tell us what's making you miserable talk shit to us or just call us drunk and leave us a wild message like

The Miz: 1:01:21

why am I at a baseball game?

Bobby: 1:01:23

phone number is 669-207-4643 that's 66920746430 my god calm is cuz I just made him miserable.

The Miz: 1:01:37

I'd love to talk he's like What are you reading? I'm

Bobby: 1:01:39

like this fake script that I made that's horrifying that literally every week I say this to close it out every week I'm like miserable now this is the new thing and even you jam like I'll be like okay, so this week's about Helen Keller whatever whatever and then they spit out back to me ms will spit back to me in like two minutes like this week on She's Not Doing So Well. The boys are caught up in all and it's like it goes with like the theme where I'm so fucking stupid

Jim: 1:02:06

I'm sorry I read the past ones I'm like

Bobby: 1:02:09

well I never got any help

Jim: 1:02:14

I know cuz I don't have time really miss has a lot of time Look

The Miz: 1:02:17

I haven't been off for like three days

Bobby: 1:02:19

yeah like when do you not have time you dumb bitch just

Unknown: 1:02:22

fucking

Jim: 1:02:25

well well you know i my consent to share that

Bobby: 1:02:27

well I'm consenting that you consented

Jim: 1:02:29

I'm consenting for you to consent me

Unknown: 1:02:31

consent my whole

Jim: 1:02:32

conservatorship my whole Oh, we

Bobby: 1:02:34

got to take speaking of consent. We got to take some pictures of you and I'm having you signs Oh, I'm just kidding. Cuz I'm

Unknown: 1:02:40

like I never said that. You could take my whole

Jim: 1:02:44

I'm gonna whip my dick out. I can tell as long as Michael sucks that I'm fine. Oh god, he's

Bobby: 1:02:48

gonna fuck my boyfriend. Finally.

Jim: 1:02:54

Why do you even think I got to know you Yeah,

Bobby: 1:02:56

you're like why am I even here to

Jim: 1:02:58

make a podcast for a year and a half? No wonder Michael

Bobby: 1:03:01

it's really funny cuz then I get like yeah like you give me all high and some really here

Unknown: 1:03:05

once you have some more.

Bobby: 1:03:07

And I block out

Unknown: 1:03:10

Bucky Michael

Bobby: 1:03:11

probably on the bed brown pastel Michael

Jim: 1:03:13

so terrified of ever showing anyone his dick that he No he's not.

Bobby: 1:03:17

Yes, he is. Today he goes I sent a lecture.

The Miz: 1:03:20

Tell him to join the Discord.

Bobby: 1:03:22

I told him to. I'll see if we'll do it tonight. He won't. I'll give him to join.

The Miz: 1:03:26

I don't have a scar.

Unknown: 1:03:27

Yeah, no, there.

Bobby: 1:03:30

You do do that Trisha.

Unknown: 1:03:33

He's like, I don't have a scar. I honestly my This has been another episode of She's

Bobby: 1:03:41

Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. Well, thank you for joining us again, guys. I'm Jim we already did that. I love Jim when he's fucked up. Hi.

Unknown: 1:03:55

Hey, Jim. I

The Miz: 1:03:57

love that for you. I

Unknown: 1:03:58

love that for you. Okay, well, this has been another an amazing my guys. Thank you for listening to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. Leave a message with questions or comments at 669-207-4643 Don't forget to subscribe and check out our links in the podcast description of this episode. This has been a house of breath production.