I had this really weird thing where I had to sweat every day to feel good or else I felt like really puffy (Gayming, New Years, Bottomless Margaritas & Gays over covid)

Bobby: 0:00

This week's episode we talked to Aaron the gamer but before we talk to him we talk about all things new year's. Why the MS is so miserable still and had the worst January 3 ever. Bobby has a fat liver and Jim has a hot doctor. Let's get started. So my delivery driver just dropped off my party's side of sushi tray

Unknown: 0:19

for one takes one look at me as he's handing me the bag and it's like so settled. The gay clubs are closed. Hmm. So I'm like, Oh, yeah,

Jim: 0:29

it's really sad.

Bobby: 0:31

And he goes, Yeah,

Unknown: 0:32

it'll be good for all the gays to get back out. eating their feelings. I'm just gonna eat my party. Right now. Happy New Year.

The Miz: 0:51

So fire by your delivery driver.

Bobby: 0:55

Welcome. She's Not Doing So Well. Comedy podcast. Featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing. Because Listen, I'm edgy. Jim, at the

Jim: 1:11

top. What can I say? Finally he's just like, you can unfollow me if you don't like my body.

The Miz: 1:17

Oh my god. Tell me all about it. I'm in New York. Right? But you like it mushroom shaped.

Unknown: 1:28

be new. Yeah. Pete new. Yeah.

Bobby: 1:32

Hello, everybody. And welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby.

Unknown: 1:35

I'm Jim.

Bobby: 1:36

I'm the man. And we are here with a lot of energy. And we're really excited to be talking to you. And to be in the new year. Yeah, it's 2021. So we don't worry about breathing anymore, right? Everything's good.

Jim: 1:49

Everything's better and 2021

The Miz: 1:51

is off to a catastrophic. I have to say I have to I'm sorry. Do you just

Bobby: 1:57

want to go first? Yeah, we got to get no

The Miz: 1:59

I don't want to go. I gotta go first. By do.

Bobby: 2:02

Are you gonna close out the I'll close

The Miz: 2:04

out the opening. I know. I might. It's not good enough. You

Bobby: 2:07

better be good then.

The Miz: 2:08

No, no, you know, I'll go right in the middle. Right in the middle. Yeah, you know, the middle go right in the middle.

Bobby: 2:14

I mean, do you do you want to start Jim? Sure. Okay,

Jim: 2:16

so I have something. So Jim had a doctor appointment today.

Bobby: 2:20

Why are you speaking?

Jim: 2:22

What's that, Jim? So Jim? Yes, let's do third person, pretend it's a novel.

Bobby: 2:26

I couldn't think of the word. That's why I didn't say third person I knew like one of the person you're like,

Jim: 2:30

why are you talking six? dimension?

Bobby: 2:35

Are you talking to the sixth person?

Jim: 2:41

So Jim went to the doctor today. And just a little regular old checkup. gay? Well, he didn't check the hole. But, you know, I've just I don't know, I think a lot of people have this problem where their doctors are hot. Because my doctor is like a former college baseball player, and still works out? And is, you know, not definitely not in my age range that I would choose

The Miz: 3:12

the range.

Jim: 3:13

The range is very wide, just like my whole, right. It's wide, wide. Like, I mean, I'm gonna go up. I'm not saying like, I'm looking for grandpa. But by

Bobby: 3:24

the end of the call of the gaze,

Jim: 3:25

I would say up to 50

Unknown: 3:27

up to 50.

Jim: 3:28

And I'm 33. So like, okay, let's prospect or 29 depending on the episode. I think, a busted Monday episode like a month ago, I was 29. But yeah, I mean, it's a wide Adrian. But this doctor is built. And you can see he's wearing this like, white coat. And the arms are coming through like hard nips, because they're like, the tight khakis the title. Oh. And so you know, when they're asking questions or asking some personal questions, it just gets social talk. How's the cocktail?

The Miz: 4:02

Are you sexually active? Like You bet I am. Yeah, I

Bobby: 4:05

know. It's like you want to get nasty. You're like, yeah,

Jim: 4:07

I could be now want to fuck you want to right now? Yeah. Were you going to do the prostate exam with or without a glove?

The Miz: 4:15

So should we jump right in the prostate exam?

Unknown: 4:17

Oh,

Bobby: 4:18

you just like bent over when it comes in?

Jim: 4:20

Hands down. But it's like rod, but it's like his assistant. And then they're like, so

The Miz: 4:26

they call the doctor to book a prostate exam.

Bobby: 4:29

Jessica that went to Ohio tech comes in. Yeah. And she's like,

Jim: 4:36

I saw a hairy hole. Wow, there was a

Bobby: 4:38

fucking squirrel hole.

Jim: 4:39

There was a ratchet nest

Bobby: 4:41

looks like a squirrel hopping in a hole.

Jim: 4:44

Like I booked the appointment. They're like, what's the appointment for? I'm having trouble getting erections and I know what can fix it. shady, so this is all very inappropriate. But I mean, what do you do? You guys have hot doctors.

Bobby: 4:57

I mean, I picked mine do two lugs.

Jim: 4:59

You did your Hi. I've seen pictures of your doctor and he's ripped. He's ripped and he's Yeah, yep.

Bobby: 5:07

He thinks I'm a fat fuck, though. I know. But

Jim: 5:10

well, I was gonna say like, how has your week on like, regarding your health? Oh, that

Bobby: 5:16

does remind me good transition. Oh, I got Well, okay. I have a fat liver.

Unknown: 5:25

That's number one,

Jim: 5:26

number one.

Unknown: 5:27

Thank you. Thank you.

Bobby: 5:29

I don't have an applause button. But

Jim: 5:32

that's for the liver. You have a fat liver,

Bobby: 5:35

liver, my liver is an ultrasound. So I got an ultrasound and it went gray and everything was fine. But I was going because I thought I had polyps in my gallbladder. They told me two years ago, and I said I had a fat liver then and so this is like a repeat checkup to see how the fat live was doing and how the gallbladder polyps were doing and the pumps are gone. And the liver is still fat.

The Miz: 5:59

I mean, so. Yeah.

Unknown: 6:02

I mean, yeah, I

The Miz: 6:02

mean, one thing went away.

Unknown: 6:05

One thing went away. So it's, uh, yeah,

Bobby: 6:06

so but I got to work on the fat liver. But that's okay. We're working on.

Jim: 6:11

It is working on it. Oh,

Unknown: 6:14

shut up. No, it

Bobby: 6:14

is not it is really. To me it is.

Jim: 6:20

I can tell you're skinnier by the day.

Bobby: 6:23

So I also decided this weekend to get high. I mean, not that that's a shocker. But I decided to take a whole pill. No, I took like the whole pill. So I have these like 20 milligram,

Jim: 6:36

which let's give him some perspective.

Bobby: 6:39

Okay, what's the perspective? Oh,

Jim: 6:42

I bet you I bet you could provide it is that a lot is 20 milligrams. Oh, yeah. So

Bobby: 6:46

20 milligrams is a lot like five was like Okay, so the way they did it in

Jim: 6:51

like old Britain

Bobby: 6:52

No, like, like can for example in California like 2.5 milligrams is like a glass of wine. Oh yeah, that's true. So and then you just keep kind of going up so 10 milligrams, we like four glasses of wine so you're feeling pretty good feeling so I had a glasses of wine on that scale? At once at once. Yeah, so I went from zero to 185,000 Yeah, real quick. So I was so high that I couldn't I was like doing this quiver breathing

Unknown: 7:24

yeah

Bobby: 7:26

yeah, so shake like my body was shaking.

The Miz: 7:28

Oh my god shake

Unknown: 7:31

shaking.

Bobby: 7:33

And I also decided to record a tic toc which is very interesting because I was like I'm hi let me just record something so I did. I just

Jim: 7:39

want to like briefly in between this. Ms. What did you notice about when we say words that end in IMG like how do we save them? like

The Miz: 7:49

okay, you I've noticed this from the first time we ever spoke you like when people say in like IMG. You say Inga like I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I was sleeping. I'm screaming I'm joking.

Jim: 8:09

When you pointed that out I love accents so much so that like I noticed things like that too. So I love when people pointed out about me because I I hear other people's accents and I'm like fuck yeah.

The Miz: 8:23

everyone around you.

Jim: 8:26

Is leaping asleep when I start recording though Bobby was taking 20 milligrams and doing Tick Tock Tick so

Unknown: 8:34

here's my

Bobby: 8:37

listen I'm to a point now I'm so I am sitting here watching it who wants to be a fucking Millionaire? And I can't even feel my goddamn feet. So don't take another bowl that's too much for you. That's my advice. So I'm not even looking in the camera. Yes,

The Miz: 8:55

I don't like an animal but my feet and I'm watching fucking millionaire millionaire like your normal high show.

Bobby: 9:02

No, I've never watched it still on Yeah, they have Yeah, they have like a quarantine it's like live wow not live but it's like we

Jim: 9:10

used to watch that as children as we were little babes when I was about a babe in the in the wee little crib.

The Miz: 9:18

Watch who wants to be

Bobby: 9:21

so then I was like I can't

Jim: 9:23

have a Todd Schmidt of a Todd.

Bobby: 9:27

Todd Todd. I don't want no phrase.

Jim: 9:32

Tada don't give us grace.

Unknown: 9:36

So yeah, I

Bobby: 9:37

have a big news this week as I have a fat liver and I got so high I couldn't move so that's basically all I did this that's Bobby's

Unknown: 9:42

whole week.

The Miz: 9:43

I love that for you though. Yeah,

Bobby: 9:45

I needed today we'll

Jim: 9:47

see. What is the we do to the fat liver.

Bobby: 9:51

Well, when you get high you then want McDonald's. And then when say

Jim: 9:56

when you order a mcflurry it to a well when you're

Bobby: 9:59

ordering a fucking Donald's and it's $30 and your your partner goes, I'm sober. I can drive goes and picks you up McDonald's.

The Miz: 10:07

Three zero.

Bobby: 10:09

Yeah. $3 McDonald's. Yeah, but it's like, hey, we've all done it, but it's like Uber Eats overcharges and shit. They like crazy. Yeah, so yeah, so Mike when it was like 10 bucks, and I'm telling you what,

The Miz: 10:22

tell me everything.

Bobby: 10:23

I got a Big Mac with. The problem is that had way too much Mac sauce. special sauce.

Jim: 10:29

Never had a Big Mac. How dare there. Have you ever had a Big Mac for you, Tony?

Bobby: 10:35

Right, isn't it?

Jim: 10:38

What is the big deal? Like what is it heavy? Two

Bobby: 10:40

all beef patties. special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles. Onions on a sesame seed bun.

Unknown: 10:44

Oh.

Bobby: 10:46

Two all beef patties?

Jim: 10:48

Is it a quarter pounder? What's that?

Bobby: 10:51

Probably a quarter pound of meat. Yeah.

Jim: 10:53

Okay.

The Miz: 10:54

Oh my god. So good.

Jim: 10:55

Is it all about the sauce?

Bobby: 10:56

Yeah, the sauce was really like 1000 Island.

Unknown: 10:59

Yeah.

Bobby: 11:00

That's the special sauce. But I don't know if they do anything to it or not. I don't know.

The Miz: 11:05

Everything. Chef kiss.

Jim: 11:08

Now the fries are good. But our Hindu friends have told us that there's be fat in them. And so they're very upset.

Bobby: 11:13

Oh, yeah. They cook it in the beef oil or whatever.

The Miz: 11:17

That it's definitely disappointing. For some people.

Bobby: 11:21

It is what it

Jim: 11:23

is like, I listen, McDonald's. Let's go. We gotta get into his we gotta get Yeah, he is. His story is not good.

The Miz: 11:31

It's not good.

Jim: 11:32

Okay, it's bad. anything bad? Have not you got

Bobby: 11:36

to try. I'm just gonna give you the floor right now. And just be quiet. We'll be quiet. I'm actually muted. We're gonna, we're gonna be muted. It's all you.

The Miz: 11:43

So yesterday was supposed to be a great day. I woke up and we were gonna go to brunch, right. And we went to brunch, but I was not expecting what would ultimately occur to occur. And so we went to brunch. And generally the restaurants great at brunch, because they have unlimited frozen marks, right? Which obviously I'm obsessed with. I get there and I'm vibing I'm like marketing. I'm like, loose. I'm like laughing just you know, living life. And then the server's like, Okay, you guys have had your three. And I was like, you gotta be motherfucking kidding me. You're gonna catch me. Me at three. Margaret has absolutely not. I didn't even finish the third one because it's in such shock. So then we got we got up and left we got a guy thank you by went to my favorite place of rebar rebar. Got more marks. I proceeded to lose my air pods for the third time. And I've now purchased air pods on four separate occasions since July 2019 lost them three times. No idea where they are gone. So then I'm like, you know what, Fuck this. And I continue to make us all go out all over the place some mad now. I'm a drunk at the Apple Store and online. Yeah. And then we go and we go to like three more bars. Then I get home. And I'm like, the last thing like, like, all I need to do is go into bed and like Shut the fuck up and just like die, right? And I enter in my apartment and my key snaps in half in the lock. And some out there on the street like bro. Like, 1030 no idea what I'm going to do. So I'm literally the pushing buttons for people to hopefully let me in. And someone actually let me in Thank God. And now I don't I don't have a key. So I'm just stuck in here. And that's why I want to die.

Jim: 13:44

So you can't leave like your apartment.

The Miz: 13:47

Correct? Oh my correct. And I texted my super I called them all I was like, hey, like can you help me? Like I'm not working this week? I'm like, okay,

Jim: 13:57

so you can't leave the building? Because if you do you can't get back in correct? Are you fucking

Bobby: 14:04

core right? You have a key that goes from the outside in and then a key for your individual apartment inside. very safe. It's fine, but you can't like paid yourself. I don't know how it works. They're

The Miz: 14:16

like no, I have to be up here in order to do the buzzer. But wait on Amazon. There's this thing called a smart bot. So it like does my death like if you click on something in your phone or like, like you were like just move? Yeah. So I bought one to a fix next to the door button. So that when I push it into it bugs me in.

Bobby: 14:37

You're so fucking smart. So just

The Miz: 14:40

gonna come

Jim: 14:42

to me fine. Now I'd be living on the street if I would know.

The Miz: 14:46

I thought I was gonna be like doomed to the streets last night.

Bobby: 14:49

You're in a full blackout.

The Miz: 14:52

And I had Expedia open. I was about to book a hotel room like right down in there. Okay, like I I can't because I'm also just like about to throw up. And my fingers were bleeding. I have no idea why

Bobby: 15:09

you're trying to turn the key.

The Miz: 15:11

So basically, this morning at 530 I'm awake ever since and I just sat there like, you know when something traumatic happens to you in the evening, and you go to bed and you wake up and you like don't think about it for the first thing and you're like, Oh my god, fuck that happened. Yes, that was me this morning. I was freaking out. And then it was such a bitch all day at work cuz it was so mad. Well, I'm probably hung over and hung over.

Bobby: 15:34

But now we had a big run down.

The Miz: 15:37

I had a big big Sunday funday can never happen again. No, I'm never I'm never leaving the apartment again. Like by choice even once I get a key like I'm never I'm not.

Bobby: 15:46

I can't. Here's the thing. Now when you're learning, you know?

The Miz: 15:49

Perhaps what the most exciting thing about it is is the brunch situation like I'm furious. I'm fuming.

Jim: 15:57

Wait, so when when you they sell it as bottomless but they don't

The Miz: 16:01

tell you three? They do not.

Jim: 16:04

I would be done like yelling. Wow,

The Miz: 16:06

I like getting up. I was like, I like rising.

Jim: 16:09

Now for most people. Three would be good. Three would be good for a lot of people, but

Bobby: 16:15

he's still drunk.

Jim: 16:16

Are you drunk? I'm

The Miz: 16:18

drinking green tea with a shot of tequila. It's delicious.

Unknown: 16:21

Mm hmm.

Jim: 16:22

It's a green tea shot.

The Miz: 16:24

A little like hottie tottie it's blueberry green tea that's slimming.

Jim: 16:28

It's for your health and

Bobby: 16:31

well being fuck out.

The Miz: 16:32

God exactly what I needed. So I ordered that banana mom at lunch and I got six empanadas to eat three for lunch different because I don't know what I'm able to leave my apartment

Bobby: 16:43

is so fucking and then here your landlord or whatever said sorry. What's up?

The Miz: 16:48

What's a superintendent is someone who like works at the building. Generally they live here. They have like they do the maintenance. They have like the keys. They let you know stuff like that. The landlord like owns the building. Like he's not sitting around to

Jim: 17:04

show the super is gone for the week. They're like on Puerto Vallarta.

The Miz: 17:08

He's like yeah,

Bobby: 17:11

I'm not working. I'm in Puerto Vallarta. At all. What do they say? What's

Jim: 17:17

like the sling? Like I'm in? PvE I'm in PvE Sorry, I'm in PvE

The Miz: 17:20

I can't give you a key bitch. Sorry.

Jim: 17:23

Um, you're gonna have to die on the street. Sorry.

The Miz: 17:25

Go down the street. You dumb ugly bitch. Like that's what he was thinking.

Jim: 17:29

I heard you went to the bottomless place. That's only three drinks, Max. You're a dumb you're a dumb batch.

The Miz: 17:35

I know it was in a gayborhood to me. I was I was gonna get rid of

Unknown: 17:39

the shell say

Jim: 17:41

you were in the Chelsea.

The Miz: 17:42

I was in Chelsea that I went to Hell's Kitchen. And for air pods in Hell's Kitchen.

Jim: 17:48

Where they like you're back there like literally like so you're here two months ago, we'll get you another pair. Now you have Apple care that covers like a loss because now sometimes you can get why not? You never buy you of all people should have. Yeah, you can get to Oh, never because you can lose a whole iPhone and get it covered and a whole new iPhone. Lost, gone forever stolen. They don't care. It's $250 for three years of coverage. And then you lose it and then you get it replaced. Boom, boom bada bang boom bada bang.

The Miz: 18:25

Maybe Maybe next time because I'm sure or buying a fifth airport at some point in my life. Maybe if

Jim: 18:34

you just bought a fourth pair though you can add it on. Listen to me. I sound like a gamer You sound like a little salesperson.

The Miz: 18:42

Wait you're saying I can add on like retro actively

Jim: 18:44

Yeah, you can add it on now because it comes with a year I think 90 days or a year of Apple Car. That's huge. I love and then you can add on another full two years and you should add it on because at this point

Unknown: 18:55

yeah.

Jim: 18:56

If you're losing this many raising this money

The Miz: 18:59

well my new rule is I can't bring air pods with me out anymore like when I drink like that like yeah, I you know what

Jim: 19:06

you don't want straight guys do let me tell you because I know I am. I am a straight guy but right. They do this this thing where they're like, keys wallet phone and they say it over and over and oh, I

Bobby: 19:17

do that. I do that. It's phone wallet keys. Yeah,

The Miz: 19:21

yeah,

Jim: 19:21

I thought straight guys did that. But now it's coming up but you have to add air pods because clearly the guys aren't doing them not

Unknown: 19:29

air pods.

The Miz: 19:32

Keys air pods air

Jim: 19:33

pods nail polish

Unknown: 19:35

baray my pineapple

Jim: 19:37

lip gloss lip gloss air pods baray against list would be like out of control. baseless would be 30 things hoppers lube hoppers

Unknown: 19:49

in the back pocket.

Jim: 19:51

No gays did that. Yeah, I

Bobby: 19:53

do it every day wall phone walk he's gonna pat my it's not a straight Well,

Jim: 19:58

it the people I've seen doing it. straight. I like to say that

The Miz: 20:01

dad Yeah, it's

Bobby: 20:03

like a dad move very daddy or dad.

Jim: 20:06

My my worlds upside down.

Bobby: 20:07

So I'm thinking right now Ms. goddamn thing about you MS is so I'm 37

Unknown: 20:14

Yeah, we just realized that and you're 27

The Miz: 20:17

only for four more days.

Unknown: 20:19

Oh, my big day.

Bobby: 20:23

Answer give me 28

The Miz: 20:24

Yeah, I hope I die right

Bobby: 20:26

now but this is like a leaf. Do you know what I'm saying? Like you're turning a leaf right now Your body is turning a leaf, okay? Because what's gonna start happening is you're gonna slow down honey. And what happens is you can't do the day drinking like that all day. You can do like a little portion.

Jim: 20:43

You can like things

The Miz: 20:44

are starting.

Bobby: 20:46

Yeah. Like, like three like three drink three

Jim: 20:49

would be good for one location.

Bobby: 20:51

I mean, you could have probably five drinks, but like, you can't stay like we'd be back to the apartment at like four o'clock. I'm thinking No, I don't want you to beat yourself up though is my thing. You're still learning. You're still growing. You have form. We're still young. We're I'm like this 37 year old. It's like if I did what you did last night. We wouldn't be talking. Because I'd be dead. I mean, not dead. I'd be like, Oh, we had

Jim: 21:14

when we when we get too drunk on a Friday like Sunday. painful. Yeah.

Bobby: 21:19

Monday, I'll be like, My stomach hurts. I must still be hungover. It's horrifying. So it gets worse. It gets worse.

Jim: 21:26

It gets worse. It gets more miserable as you get older, miserable. And for our young listeners, it gets more miserable as you get older.

The Miz: 21:36

Especially if you're gay.

Jim: 21:38

Are you miserable? Now just wait.

Bobby: 21:47

Alright, enough miserable.

The Miz: 21:49

Speaking of misery, and Ms. Let's let's dive right in. We actually had someone come to us with a misery story. Huge into that love that. I'm not going to disclose who it came from. But it's somebody and we didn't write it ourselves. Okay, this is a third party story. And it says and I quote, I'm very lonely, and miserable. And it messes with me mentally seeing everyone I know getting their significant others and friends with benefits. If I were straight, I wouldn't be feeling this way. Because I would have plenty of options and everything would be awesome. More or less. I've tried going to LGBT events but since I'm the only LGBT person in my friend group, it's hard and I'm already super awkward in situations where I don't know anyone. Also, I swear I give off that you're not gay enough to be gay by I just wanted to get this off my chest. Wow.

Bobby: 22:55

Yeah, that's a lot to unpack. But also a very simple not simple situation. I want to hear what Ms says.

Unknown: 23:02

Um,

The Miz: 23:03

I mean, I I get it I get it. I think that there are some like, like drastic statements in here such as if I were straight, I wouldn't be feeling this way. ellipse. Everything would be awesome. More or less. I don't know if that's

Bobby: 23:21

probably false.

Unknown: 23:25

And and yeah, I mean, I I don't know.

The Miz: 23:29

I guess I get it. I guess I sometimes I feel that way but um, I don't really have a lot of friends that are like getting hitched any time soon so I don't know maybe I don't feel that

Bobby: 23:40

severely maybe he's more our age in the 30s maybe

The Miz: 23:46

Yeah, maybe he's a later in life guy.

Bobby: 23:47

I mean, the thing that stuck out to me I'm not to cut you off but I'm going to the thing that Camille cut me off the thing that got me is him saying he's the only LGBT person in his friend group that to me is telling me he is not getting out enough with gay people. And so you have this issue too. I do have this issue what is the issue though? Like what is the reason why

The Miz: 24:11

I don't really think it's an issue actually I don't really care that I don't have any other gay friends but it's for me it's just my personality like I don't like really vibe that well with a lot of other gay guys I don't

Unknown: 24:29

but why

The Miz: 24:30

you two are obviously I don't I don't know I just think that there are certain things people are interested in like the I'm not like for example drag race and example but like a lot that's obviously very, like popular thing in the gay community. I couldn't like absolutely not care less about

Bobby: 24:50

there's probably the same amount of guys that don't watch it that do in the gay community.

The Miz: 24:55

Okay, but I don't like a lot of people I meet that are gay. So that's just what it is.

Bobby: 25:01

Interesting, where you damage as a child.

Jim: 25:07

Tell us about your trials. But

Bobby: 25:08

let's tell the story about you again.

Jim: 25:12

With eighth graders,

Unknown: 25:13

I don't know how

Bobby: 25:17

it turned on you because this guy reminds me of you. And he said, Look, I'm the only LGBT person in his friend group. So then I want to ask you and get your opinion on like, what he should do. But really, you're telling him It's great.

Unknown: 25:31

For me, he's like, Yeah, I

Jim: 25:34

know what to do. This is like, stay miserable

Bobby: 25:37

day. My name is Rob, my friend, we

The Miz: 25:39

say stay miserable. Very big problem for him, and he needs to fix it. It's not for me, so I'm not fixing it. But I think that, I mean, how do you make gay friends? Really?

Bobby: 25:51

How do I actually just go to the bar and get drunk?

The Miz: 25:54

Yeah, right. But so right now, how

Bobby: 25:56

would one do that? Well, you were at the bar yesterday.

Unknown: 25:59

Oh. Oh, no.

Bobby: 26:06

Oh, you're just walking the streets

Jim: 26:07

like Walker with your broken keys?

The Miz: 26:12

Or restaurants?

Jim: 26:14

Yeah, I've seen a rebury man. I can't wait to go. Like,

The Miz: 26:17

I can't. Gonna get bangs. I don't know. I don't like you, Bobby. No. Yeah, I

Jim: 26:26

think he just needs to try a little harder and find new friends. Because the straight people they don't know what's going on. They don't know. They do not know. And he's not gonna learn about the gays from the streets. It's not gonna happen. He's gonna learn the stereotypes and the terrible things.

The Miz: 26:42

Okay, maybe like have you seen on apps? I guess not because you guys are both in relationships. But on Avalon people are on there. They're like looking for friends.

Jim: 26:52

I have seen that I'm confused.

The Miz: 26:54

So I generally am too, but maybe

Jim: 26:57

I can enlighten. Have you ever hooked up with someone who's looking for friends? isn't like a jerk off? No, but

Bobby: 27:02

what's happened is I was gonna have a jerk off. That ended up being a friend.

Unknown: 27:07

Okay,

Bobby: 27:08

because I had no gay friends. And I was like, very, probably like this kid like, close minded and sort of like, Well, nobody gets me and I'm not like all those gays. Bla bla bla. So this person came over and did a little hand stuff. No, I was we were drinking beer. We were

Jim: 27:26

like having a good time. We are very respectful.

Bobby: 27:28

Now. We were just talking and he started talking to me. And he talked about like me coming out. I was like, I just came out and like blah, blah. And he was like, Oh, no, like, I'm not about to get you attached to me. And probably because that's when you're a baby gay. Like it's easy to fucking get swept up in. Yes. Still is. So basically, he was like, so I was like, Okay, you ready? Like, let's do the damn thing, honey. And he was like, No, he goes, you need gay friends. Like, this is not you're gonna come hang out with me and my friends. I'm gonna taking your first gay bar, did it at it at A. So he really stepped up to the plate. And he was actually 35 of the time. So he was like, my age

Jim: 28:02

weight. So you were gonna jerk off with him. But like, when you got your dick out? He was like, No, thanks. No,

Bobby: 28:06

I was like, Well, do you want to because we had talked for like, probably almost an hour. And I was like, do you want to do like, at that point was already kind of turning platonic. Right. So I was like, the dynamic to you. And he's like, Oh, no, he's like, we're gonna you're gonna you're gonna I'm gonna take you out and you found a daddy. So they he took me under the wing. And that's how I know half the people I know. Yeah, something that this kid needs that opportunity. Yeah, he needs this so that's why he has to get around some gays though even if he cuz peep gays are nice. Like they there are.

Jim: 28:38

We all need mentors? And I think I'd run them sexually and in life life, because I didn't have him growing up. I didn't know a single gay person until I was like 18 years old. 18 That's terrifying.

Bobby: 28:52

Right? Well, same. Yeah, I mean, I knew him at school, but I would never hang out with them or talk to them. Oh, hell no. You

Jim: 28:58

avoid them.

Bobby: 28:59

Out me, honey,

The Miz: 29:00

right. Oh, God, they'll

Jim: 29:01

talk about me and all the worst things will be confirmed. Did you see Brett? He's so gay. He just talked to a gay guy.

Bobby: 29:08

Yeah. Oh my god. That's what's my fear. They

Jim: 29:10

don't really talk to a gay guy. Right?

Bobby: 29:12

I had to get I've already told the story. I'll let him know again. I'm already on the boat. And I was like, No, I can't go sorry. And he was the gay Ken. How rude. I actually reached out to him and he never wrote me back. So sorry. Because I said I just want to apologize because you I want it was actually an episode we had we had an episode on this. And I was like,

Jim: 29:34

I knew it.

Bobby: 29:34

No, I was gonna like I want to apologize for this, but I do feel sort of like mad about it. So I was like, Hey, I just want to let you know like blah blah, blah. No response. But there is this really

Jim: 29:43

hot guy. Well, I thought he was hot in high school and he had the same last name as me and everyone else didn't think he was gay, but they thought I was gay. And this hot guy with a similar same ended up dating a marine. Like same gender. Hot, hot,

Bobby: 30:01

hot. You could have fucked them.

Jim: 30:03

I'm like, What did I end up doing? like this could have been me. I could have been the hot marine. Yeah, that's one of those Marines are hot Marines. My brother's a marine. God bless the Marines. Marines. Semper Fi

Unknown: 30:22

Semper Fi.

Bobby: 30:23

You go thinking about games?

Unknown: 30:26

No, honestly, I was on Instagram the other day. And there's this guy artists I follow. That's like in the UK. He draws like superduper like risque cartoons and stuff. They usually get censored, but they're like, cute because it's like comic booky. But you can go to patreon and you can see real nasty shit. But Patreon basically Yeah, he was he was playing this video game on Instagram Live and it was a game you can only play on a PC. And it was where you just go across the world in Europe and Turkey pull off to like DDR style, like arrows. And I was like, What is like I went away and I came back and like the deck was out and then I went away and I came back and then like things were about to go down and it was like tap screen repeatedly. And he was just like, like, I what is life in

Bobby: 31:12

some virtual jerking off while can jobs

Unknown: 31:15

Yeah, well, yeah, like and, and and from hand to hand combat. Shout out to DDoS

The Miz: 31:24

really that really so?

Jim: 31:27

I just want to know like, when you jerk them off like by mashing acts like do they come?

Unknown: 31:34

it like got the screen and you got like a weird high score and then the guy like gave you a high five or something? Like thanks a lot go on your way. Or whatever they did in the district. I mean, they were but it was also like what I would picture for like, oh, they're in Sweden now that's definitely gonna have a sweater on it and oh my god, look at that thing. Yeah, it's gonna sweaters out

Jim: 31:59

where most of them uncut or cut in Europe. I didn't hang

Unknown: 32:01

out long enough. But yeah, Europe was like all about that turtleneck.

Bobby: 32:05

So, so I'm okay. Well, I actually I'm not gonna take up

Unknown: 32:08

votes you are no.

Bobby: 32:11

I just like to know what I'm allowed to speak of. Cuz I don't want to offend anybody. But

Jim: 32:14

tell us about? No, no.

Bobby: 32:18

No, we're not worried about that. Remember, we're, we're sick of the garbage.

Unknown: 32:22

I'm always picking up the garbage. Yo,

Bobby: 32:26

can you tell me it's your art gamer? Okay. You're on our gamer episode. Let's do but I'm just curious about like, what is gaming with a ga? Why? Like, is it just your gay and your gamer? Or like, how do you know anything about how that started?

Unknown: 32:42

I don't really know. I just remember following like, a Reddit once upon a time. And then it was like, on and off photos of like people playing joystick games and people playing with their joysticks, playing games. And so I was like, Okay, I'll hang around to find that out. But it mostly is just like gay people. That game I think, just as like a weird community because maybe it's just like super nerdy.

Bobby: 33:02

Wait, did you say their joysticks are out while they're gaming? like playing games that

Unknown: 33:06

would have said,

Bobby: 33:08

Okay, okay, this, okay,

Unknown: 33:11

it's a thing. So,

Bobby: 33:14

it's a sexual thing.

Unknown: 33:15

And it's actually I think I found your guys's podcast on Reddit. You done Gabe Rose was it? Yeah. I was at work not working. And I was on Reddit.

Bobby: 33:27

Yeah, Aaron is like our original. Like, and he pushes like, Guys, no, this is serious. Like it's really funny. Bobby came to me. He's

Jim: 33:33

like, uh, you have got to talk to Aaron. Aaron He's like, we've got to visit him. Oh my God. He showed his ass

Unknown: 33:41

Oh yeah, that picture

Jim: 33:43

Yeah, he was like look at this picture like look at this like you're not wrong

Unknown: 33:46

I took that photo we were like super drunk from a brunch in like West Palm I think I was the only one that did bottom was Marg which was so

Bobby: 33:55

we were just speaking about bottomless marks

Jim: 33:57

But Miss won't show his ass Yeah, yeah, they

Bobby: 34:00

have a limit. Well, Miss found out that three is bottomless because after three its limit.

The Miz: 34:09

Typically bottomless means that there is in fact no fucking bottom. Buy at Fonda in New York City. Scene tell us about conda I

Unknown: 34:17

haven't been doing a drag route a minute and I've never been in New York because I'm a terrible brother.

The Miz: 34:25

It was really fun until it all went down

Unknown: 34:29

for y'all doing stuff like dining in the street,

The Miz: 34:31

but before was really cool. Oh, yeah, just in the street like yesterday was snowing.

Bobby: 34:38

Whatever. Oh, this is ridiculous.

Jim: 34:41

So there actually is a bottom at bottommost marks and it was you if you're there.

Bobby: 34:50

Are you shaming but shame

Unknown: 34:53

Fun fact. No, I've done drag at a hamburger marriage three times in Kansas City during bottom with brunch. It was a hot mess. What was your name? Oh, I didn't it was like the thing where they said they did in the shower, they would pull somebody up and like ask them to do a shot and they'd be like, would you do anything for a shot? Then you're like, go and then like you do a tequila shot then they take you backstage and put you in like some dress fucked up drag thing, then you have to go. But it was just a mess.

Bobby: 35:17

It's a sweaty, wrestling about

Unknown: 35:20

80 bucks the first time it was given like a

The Miz: 35:24

hamburger, Mary.

Jim: 35:26

Bobby and I were at a hamburger Mary's in LA

Bobby: 35:28

just had a fucking pee. And

Jim: 35:30

Bobby had to pee. But they were doing a drag show on the stage and the bathroom was in the back.

Bobby: 35:35

Like by the stage he had to walk like in front of the stage. So I'm like walking past these dragons like, oh, excuse me, and I'm like, What am I? What am I hammered and I'm in a place like New I'm do not fucking talk to me. So I'm like, trying to avoid everybody

Unknown: 35:48

is

Bobby: 35:49

like, I'm avoiding the drag queens.

Unknown: 35:53

brunch. It's like, you're so drunk, and you're just like, this is the longest fucking mile of my life.

Bobby: 35:58

I think and then the P takes like, six hours.

Unknown: 36:00

Yeah. And then you're thinking about like, sitting down in there and just hanging out because it's so fucking quiet. And there's way too much happening outside. No,

Bobby: 36:06

you just take a breath. You look yourself in the mirror and you're like, I'm still here. Yeah. Everybody look in the mirror when they're fucked up and go right.

Jim: 36:15

Don't get fucked by random. Yeah, random.

The Miz: 36:18

Yeah,

Unknown: 36:19

you do it. Wrong.

Jim: 36:23

You back out for this. You're ready. Your your whole

The Miz: 36:27

waited your whole life for that seventh

Unknown: 36:28

Margarita. to circle back to drinking in gaming go hand in hand like beer and like Call of Duty Zombies. Jim. Have you played that? They're like, what's your game style Call of Duty?

Jim: 36:38

Oh,

Unknown: 36:39

not like bullshit where everyone's like third grade yelling at each other. But like, there's like zombies or something. That's what we just sit there and we would crush like a 24 pack but just playing it like we used to do all night at my fraternity. Like we just do that shit. It was bad. Oh, you're

Bobby: 36:54

a frat boy.

Unknown: 36:55

Was Yeah.

Bobby: 36:58

It makes it might change the subject. It makes

Unknown: 37:00

honest people came out.

Bobby: 37:03

Gaming. I didn't know about the frat. I need to know about

Jim: 37:06

I need to know about showering. I needed Yeah.

Unknown: 37:09

We're gonna get like weird. Yeah, it was weird.

Bobby: 37:13

Being a fraternity member,

Unknown: 37:14

huh? Yeah.

Bobby: 37:15

Can you talk about being like,

Unknown: 37:16

No, well, actually, I don't know. What's the legality behind that?

Jim: 37:20

Can I tell you? Well, I'll tell the Kappa Kappa. When I was in an all male dorm and undergrad people walked around naked all the time. Like it was not in the showers. People were just nude and it wasn't in showers were shared. So it was like yours five hours. 30 people are sharing five showers. Oh, oops. Oh, honey, we almost veered off. And so you would be waiting in line in the morning. Like, I've got class at 830. And it's 7am. Like, I gotta have to shower. And before I go, one time, I got a guy jerking off in the showers. And I was like,

Bobby: 37:58

yeah, there comes a little queer kid.

Jim: 38:00

By the shadow mine under Yeah, like underneath the shower curtain. I was like, this shadow is off. Then I saw him go up on his fee. And I was like, Oh, he's coming right now.

Bobby: 38:11

Should have raised your hand under

Jim: 38:12

Well, I'm just standing. Yeah, but they were like a shower like you gotta come quickly.

Unknown: 38:17

I feel like going up on your toes like that in the shower. You need something like doing a black swan. Like that just sounds like a power move. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like?

Bobby: 38:29

What's an animal that stands on is

Jim: 38:33

literally like a kangaroo.

Unknown: 38:35

We're just say something that Natalie Portman. Oh.

Jim: 38:42

Oh, fuck. Well, yeah, but I can't imagine living in a frat but an all male dorm was there was a lot of sex going on. I could hear it through the walls. I could see it in the hallways. Oh, yeah.

Bobby: 38:53

Can I just ask a simple question? Yes or no? Yeah. And it won't break any legality or whatever the fuck. I need to know if people were jerking off like together. Yes, yes or no? I

Jim: 39:03

did. Jim, this isn't about you. Oh, sorry. Sorry. No,

Unknown: 39:14

I don't think I really, you would know. Yeah, not in my

Bobby: 39:21

house. Yeah, like just straight porn. Like, like a bunch of bros no running OC tonight. So might as well

Unknown: 39:26

no, so there was one dude my freshman year that was in the neighboring frat and then he moved away second semester. He came back sophomore year, and he was like, he'd moved away to go to a different school for reasons I'm not gonna be like too descriptive, but he was in a different frat. And basically long story short, we went down to South Padre beach and I got like extra drunk on accident the morning disappeared like down to be like Hey, so and so's here to see from the other frat. How did he find you? And I was like, Oh shit. And then like I woke up in his house the next day and we had done the deed and I walked like a mile back in the fog with like a busted phone just barefoot. Oh my god. I got back and I made a huge story about this girl that I saw cuz like I wasn't out to my frat It was like a mess. That's it. We're friends still. That's hot.

Jim: 40:15

So we hook up with you like we'll still be your friend later.

Unknown: 40:19

I'll make you dinner.

Bobby: 40:24

Oh, do you cook?

Unknown: 40:26

Yeah. Oh my gosh, the fat girl things I post. They're amazing.

Bobby: 40:30

I try not to look at it because I'm like, well,

Unknown: 40:33

you gotta do like, it's like the winter. So that's like how you survive is gaming in Sweden, pancakes and bacon and like hashbrowns that's just what's up. So I

Jim: 40:43

have some questions like, what games are you playing now?

Unknown: 40:46

Well, okay, so different times of the year I'll play like different shit. So like, right now, since we're all stuck inside. It's just like a lot of crap to take your mind off of what's going on. So like Planet Coaster? Is this like, did you replace Coaster Tycoon? Yes. So it's like the same company made it and it's just like you get lost in it for a long time. Like we got it like I think in November and had a couple edibles and like lost about seven hours of the day. That's great. And like the park made no sense. But we made like what we call it, we're calling it like we're making basically like a Disney World but different gay stereotypes for the different lands. So like one side was Coachella. And then like it was just a ferris wheel with like sparklers and acid everywhere. And there was like a crack and all over so we're having like a bad trip. And then we did like one was just like a winter wonderland like cocaine. And just like everything was really fast. So like roller coasters are super dangerous and like things that would launch you. And then we're just like trying to keep moving or Boolean, but we like went bankrupt immediately. So it didn't really I guess, dude, I don't remember that game being so

Bobby: 41:48

like jerking off during this too. Or honestly,

Unknown: 41:51

nobody wants to jerk off to a failing theme park. It's just not fun, right?

Jim: 41:54

It's not it's not cute. No. One thing but now do you play like a non show? I don't know what they're called, like sharing games where you're like online playing with other people declare single player games.

Unknown: 42:11

Yeah, like survival horror is like my favorite. So that's what I play like during October. And then like anytime it's like a spooky night out last two is what I've been playing. It's like basically, you're in a plane crash or like a helicopter crash with your journalist wife in the middle of the desert. And she gets taken by this really fucked up coal and it's like terrifying isn't really gotten far. And you can't like fight back is the thing you just have a night vision recorder you just run and that sounds like it's a good time. So we like we're trying to stream that on Twitch for a while but we were getting a little bit to like turn kinda like

The Miz: 42:45

if you were on Twitch I've been recently

Unknown: 42:49

I don't know it'd be fun. like playing like Dead by Daylight a lot too. That's a good one.

The Miz: 42:53

Yeah, yeah, one of my friends does Dead by Daylight.

Unknown: 42:55

Oh my God. That shit. You'll lose days on end on that fucking game. It's so fun. It's too good. I don't know.

Bobby: 43:02

So Jim. What do you play?

Jim: 43:04

actually play games like I've replayed hollow Knight recently.

Unknown: 43:07

I just started that

Jim: 43:09

dude.

Unknown: 43:13

Bro,

Bobby: 43:13

I bought my tickets hard when I fucking play that game bro.

Jim: 43:17

I am literally like rock hard need to drain this caulk get the blood out because it's like gonna damage my cock like, I love that game. Is it

The Miz: 43:28

gonna damage my cock?

Jim: 43:30

I can't damage my cock playing the

Unknown: 43:32

game anymore.

Jim: 43:33

It's it's

Unknown: 43:34

pretty clear that that downstairs area?

Jim: 43:38

Yeah. downstairs. I knew someone who did

Bobby: 43:43

damage. Yeah, yeah, permanent. I think you can damage you can. I too lazy to damage.

The Miz: 43:49

I had a cut on mine for like half a year.

Bobby: 43:55

I had a friend who shows up jerking off so much. That's the problem.

Jim: 43:58

Yeah, Bobby jerked off so much once he had to show his dad his raw bloody dead. Stop.

Unknown: 44:06

Daddy.

Bobby: 44:12

It was swollen and I was like, Oh, fuck, like something's wrong. I was like, Dad, and then yeah, and then I was like, I think I skipped on the concrete when I was playing baseball, and I hurt my knee. jerking off. And I was like,

Unknown: 44:26

oh my god.

Bobby: 44:28

You're an idiot. You're fucking jacking off all day. If

Unknown: 44:31

I ever had to show my parents my ad. I just that's my nightmare.

Jim: 44:34

I can't do it. Oh, I know. I know. I remember. Like, my mom asked like, do you have Do you have any hair down there? And I was like, Yes. Ooh.

Unknown: 44:45

What a question my mom was like Hey, sorry,

Bobby: 44:47

publican.

Jim: 44:49

Well, I think she knew because like she did probably change my sheets and like remember, do you not wait Do you not run? Okay, you know, you don't remember what dreams like Oh yeah.

The Miz: 45:00

I don't remember falling off my dick dream.

Jim: 45:02

No but like you don't remember like coming on your sheets and then being like, Oh

The Miz: 45:10

What are you talking about?

Unknown: 45:11

Yeah, you were

Jim: 45:14

these are separate questions but like you're separate your parents. Your girl got herons know when you're going through puberty like hey look,

Unknown: 45:25

I hit it pretty well. Oh, you did like my sister. I have a twin sister. She got the talk. I know. I didn't get the talk at all. Like they really got you several talks. I was just like, here's the book. Pretty much he's still around.

Bobby: 45:37

He's a full bottom. He's

Jim: 45:38

a bottom boy. I'm just kidding. He's a bottom. Well,

Bobby: 45:42

we're all a little bit bottoming.

Jim: 45:45

Hopefully everyone can is comfortable being a bottom now. It's

The Miz: 45:47

true.

Unknown: 45:48

It's like, you're missing out if you're not.

Jim: 45:51

Right, like we have prostates for a reason. Like they're gonna get big one day and you won't be able to pee like us. That's where I'm at now. That's why you can use them while you can.

Unknown: 46:01

That's true.

Bobby: 46:03

That's your dick to like in

Jim: 46:04

your hand and literally you you have a natural G spot like take advantage of it. Jim I you know, you get

Bobby: 46:12

kitty paws in me You're just running the shit I love a lot of sense right now.

Jim: 46:17

I want you to get fucked and I want you to be happy. That's the goal of this podcast. Oh

Unknown: 46:21

my god, that campaign slogan and don't

Bobby: 46:26

get fucked and

Jim: 46:26

get. You know what, Aaron? I am wondering. I'm playing right now. Assassin's Creed Valhalla. Oh, my brother in law is playing the shit out of Yeah. glitches.

Unknown: 46:38

Did you see cyberpunk that game? That's all we'll get into. But yes. Bobby, like, you can literally change your character all the way down to the size and shape. Yeah, and then this is where it's just like hanging out of the pants the whole time when they're just verbally assaulting me, visually assaulting everybody running around the town. So it's a mess. I

Jim: 47:00

don't know what they want to shake my cock. They're like we've spent two years making this game and now there's so many glitches you can't but

Bobby: 47:05

also it has Keanu Reeves in it like yeah, I'm sorry. That's that should be the sign is gonna be awesome. Eventually. Once it gets all the bugs

Unknown: 47:13

worked out.

Bobby: 47:14

Yeah. And everybody has PS fives. What have you ever hooked up with another gamer? Oh, yeah. Like after meeting on the Oh, yeah, I'm in Chicago to

Unknown: 47:22

know. Oh my god, that would be no. Hi.

Bobby: 47:26

I don't I'd be hot as fuck. lol located? Yeah.

Unknown: 47:32

Yeah.

Bobby: 47:35

I'm in Chicago. Oh, I'm on Fifth Street to weird.

Unknown: 47:38

No, no. When I did have like, scruff, I did have my gamertag on there and people would add me but like, nobody messaged me on there. Oh, yeah. But I did. Okay. And I did meet a guy on Skype. And we ended up like, the first time we hung out and like, also the last time we like just game the whole time, which is like kind of fun. But then like, I went over to his place two days later to game again. And I'm like, okay, something's weird because he lived in like this old building and Lakeview and I'm like, okay, could be cute, but it wasn't. And walk in. He's got three terrarium with like, varying degrees of spiders in them that just made me scream like, I can't do that. Oh, no. And so then like, he just wanted to play video games the whole time. And I was just staring at this tarantula that was just staring at me. I couldn't do it.

The Miz: 48:16

Nope. Yeah. Like it's a no, go

Jim: 48:19

hard. Like, it's a no hard pass. No, that's a spider. No.

Unknown: 48:24

Yeah.

Bobby: 48:24

So I have another really funny question.

The Miz: 48:28

It's really funny.

Jim: 48:29

is like you're gonna laugh?

Bobby: 48:32

Would you consider doing only fans with your roommate Tyler?

Unknown: 48:36

We jokingly talked about it actually, like not from like a full on sexual standpoint, but just like

Jim: 48:44

would you please do

Bobby: 48:47

it because you could charge $12 a month?

Unknown: 48:49

We would do it? I mean, we were like, Oh, we can just like clean to like 60s like Bongo music do you know I'm saying like that will tell you the cocktail mixer music just for like funniest. stetic with like a yellow lens over it. But we're like, just, like, make it like vintage and just

Bobby: 49:03

are we gonna see, though?

Unknown: 49:05

No,

Jim: 49:05

like, no, no.

Unknown: 49:08

I don't know.

Bobby: 49:13

What do you say?

Unknown: 49:14

I said I kinda wanna have a curious I don't want to do shots fire. What

The Miz: 49:24

kind of career I want to so we're so

Bobby: 49:27

sorry. I want to fucking career.

The Miz: 49:29

Sorry, I want to make money.

Bobby: 49:34

But to find a career, you know what I mean? Like, everybody hates their fucking job. So you might as well make good money

Unknown: 49:38

doing it and like, I want to get into like improv and stuff later. So like, I saw this stupid Tech Talk going on a black hole the other night where this girl's like, my mom's text messages when she said I wasn't invited to Christmas and it's like your Nana and your aunt found your only fans. Your Nana went into shock and like oh fuck off. I don't want that car.

Bobby: 50:00

See, I don't want that in that kind of makes I want to be able to screen who can see me. That'd be the problem. Oh, yeah, like I don't want you to see like, Oh, I would

Unknown: 50:09

draw a line.

Jim: 50:12

So you want their money, right? I'm

The Miz: 50:13

like, Well, did you? Like you know, like

Jim: 50:16

I would subscribe

Bobby: 50:20

buying tickets out there so I guess I don't have a car I would

Unknown: 50:23

do I would do an only fans account called fans only and it's just like green screens with different like, arrows of like box fans and then like you pay where you want to see them and just find that

The Miz: 50:35

unique idea.

Unknown: 50:36

Oh, yeah. like everybody's my fans only and then just like you did it wrong.

Bobby: 50:41

That's actually really funny. There is like walking into a job.

Unknown: 50:44

It's like dead or something like, Oh, just like it the last five seconds of it. Just

Bobby: 50:51

me and me and Jim are talking Do you remember we were

Jim: 50:53

talking about earlier? Oh, yeah. It's like something that you do secretly that no one else would guess that you do. And Bobby's is to tell him

Bobby: 51:08

to go first. I want to go first.

The Miz: 51:11

Something that I do in secret. Yeah, basically, and no one knows I do. But now you all will know that I do it.

Bobby: 51:21

Right. Like we're just exposing

The Miz: 51:23

a little Expo here. Um,

Bobby: 51:28

you know, there's something he's looking at it right now. Like, I put my head on my TV and I just grind.

The Miz: 51:35

I like, pick my nails. Like I don't bite them. I like them off. Okay, sometimes they bleed and I just

Unknown: 51:46

know that infection from that.

The Miz: 51:48

I'm sure I've had and like it's just some I really find it very satisfying to tear off a piece of now. On my feet to

Unknown: 52:00

say,

Bobby: 52:01

You know what? We asked for it and you

The Miz: 52:03

deliver. Next Did you ever shake my hand was like toenails. Ah.

Bobby: 52:09

Well, good thing COVID came in.

The Miz: 52:10

Yeah. And hopefully no one will ever meet me.

Bobby: 52:15

Good thing you're just banned to your apartment because I don't have a fucking key.

Jim: 52:20

I can't wait to see your bloody finger bloody Okay, Jim, what about you? Um, I have a lot of things like this actually. So I'm kind of worried about sharing. But one thing would be, I cannot fall asleep if I think there's any amount of urine in my bladder. So even if I've been laying in bed for half an hour, and I haven't anything to drink in three hours, I have to get up and go pee before the moment. I'm about to turn off the light on my bedside table like, Okay, I'm gonna pee. I gotta pee. And then nothing comes out. And then I go back to bed and I turn off the light. And then if I wake up, I immediately am like, I'm not gonna fall back asleep unless I have to pee. Oh, I have to go pee. I have to go pee. So I get out of bed to go pee and then I get back in bed and I'm like, I didn't even pee but I'm going to go back to sleep. And if I if I don't get out of bed and go pee, I won't fall back asleep. It can be seven eight. It can be hard and

Bobby: 53:12

that's I'm very similar to actually the

Jim: 53:14

pain I I cannot lay in bed and just be like, Oh, I watched a movie in bed. I'm falling asleep. Yeah, I'm tired. No, no, I

Unknown: 53:22

gotta pee.

Bobby: 53:23

I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up to peace. Then it wakes me up.

Jim: 53:25

Well, I read a bed till I was like 12

The Miz: 53:28

I was wondering why this came there was a Yeah.

Jim: 53:32

Oh,

Bobby: 53:33

I never went to bed. I still do though. I

Jim: 53:34

went to bed till I was very old. I just

Unknown: 53:37

every night at like three and I have to pee it socks.

The Miz: 53:40

Yeah.

Bobby: 53:41

Wait till you get older. Yeah, it's like twice and I

The Miz: 53:43

have to

Jim: 53:45

just wait.

The Miz: 53:45

What if you don't have to pee though? Like that's what? I'll try

Jim: 53:49

it. You still

The Miz: 53:50

you have to like try to go on and he'll

Bobby: 53:52

probably dribble out a little bit. At that point, you're sitting you don't I mean, three drops.

Unknown: 53:58

Oh, I'm

Jim: 53:59

always sitting. Oh, yeah,

Bobby: 54:00

you set yours. Let

Jim: 54:00

me share a story. My dad tried rice. My dad told me this you and this is very common. You should not be peeing standing up in the middle of the night because a lot of times you'll be pushing and pushing and then you like actually have syncope or you pass out and you'll fall and hit your head in the toilet. That's very common. Very common.

Bobby: 54:25

I can see myself falling asleep is always like standard

Jim: 54:27

by any older man. You will literally either fall asleep or pass out. Yeah,

Bobby: 54:31

but I'm not having a strange

Jim: 54:34

need to sit down. You will your prostates getting there. It's getting there. It's getting bigger by the day you're old you're in your 30s like it's happening.

Unknown: 54:45

So like are we like an edge ahead of three people for doing in the butt because like we're getting our prostate stimulated always does that well.

Jim: 54:53

No, you're right.

Bobby: 54:54

We are enlarging. And so we need to get those things removed.

Jim: 54:57

We need to stop stimulating the prostate.

Bobby: 54:59

We got to get removed. 50 Yeah, why can't we? Yeah, can you?

Jim: 55:03

You can but you might affect the nerves that give you an erection. So, you're not worried about

Bobby: 55:15

what is called a fucking day. Aaron, what

Unknown: 55:18

about you?

Jim: 55:19

Aaron? What about you? How are you?

Bobby: 55:21

What's your weird thing? You have anything weird

Jim: 55:24

about your erection? I

Bobby: 55:25

mean, other than jerking off with other gamers during a game.

Unknown: 55:29

Like Okay, so I had this really weird thing where I had to like sweat every day to feel like good or else I just like have this control issue where I felt like really puffy. Like I had to like go take a hot bath like all the time and then you're just like really dehydrated and don't feel good. No, I did a workout every day. I feel I feel puffy my whole life I hate it. I feel unhealthy. I just feel like

The Miz: 56:15

I need to work out to feel healthy.

Jim: 56:21

If I eat too much

The Miz: 56:24

Don't tell anyone

Unknown: 56:29

find out

Jim: 56:32

have five servings of vegetables a day I feel very bad. Sorry.

Unknown: 56:41

Sorry. No, I actually messaged me the other night and it was like 130 in the morning and I was like oh I had several glasses of wine and just crushed like nine pieces of wings a bowl of brussel sprouts of bullet cheesy corn and a bowl of like kale salad ramen salad. And I was like no I'm trying to navigate this Steve's game on the pirate ship and I'm losing it I lost my ship twice and he's like getting

Bobby: 57:02

up in the morning I was I didn't get into the morning I was like this is pleasant to wake up to like it was like a clusterfuck of a night is happening. I'm playing this game

Unknown: 57:12

I was like how sitting for my twin and my brother in law because they were gone and like their dog was there they have like a puppy that I was like photo into my life and everyone's like your dog and like nice but like basically I just like played this game of CFD is like a pirate and I just got like that's what I want to play really drunk. It's like lost my ship twice. Yeah,

Bobby: 57:32

it looks fun. We should play Sea of Thieves

Jim: 57:36

crackin

Bobby: 57:37

well if you guys want to know about mine

Jim: 57:39

Yeah, sure. Go ahead and come up with a better one. I

Unknown: 57:41

got roasted.

Bobby: 57:46

I am Healthy Minds a little bit like Aaron's I hate when I feel puffy. So I was I went to the restroom. And I always locked the door right? Cuz I'm pee shy a but be like, I always locked the door because I like to pull my pants down to my screen the

The Miz: 58:12

perfect answer to this question.

Unknown: 58:15

Wait, what's that? Like? If you didn't? Did you just like not pee? Or you just like so uncomfortable? No,

Bobby: 58:19

I could pee like just whipping my dick out. But for some reason I'm just really comfortable just pulling down my pants and paying. Literally, and and to the point where when I'm here with just Michael and we're just hanging out like I'll pull down the door we open and out I'm paying yet but I came out of the bathroom. And I was like, Listen, is there something weird that you do? Like put ketchup on broccoli or something? And well, this is what we got. That's yours. No. And mine is standing with my pants down to pee. Maybe that's why I'm pee shy. I need to pull down.

Jim: 58:51

Yeah, he and I are both what do

The Miz: 58:54

you do like a urinal and like a public place?

Unknown: 58:56

Yeah, we can look at a friggin baseball game.

The Miz: 59:01

You don't

Unknown: 59:04

have those? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I

Jim: 59:06

went to a college football game here in Colombia know that you face each other? I faced my dad and my grandpa. I just literally pulled up my pants. I turned around and went to a stall that opened up.

Bobby: 59:19

Oh, I do that all the time.

Unknown: 59:22

Did you guys have an issue where you guys like didn't poop in elementary school. like nobody pooped out. Okay, so like I had to do it. One day I had like really irritable, like stomach issues that morning. It was like sixth grade computer class and I'm like, getting queasy. And then I had to like shuffle into the bathroom. And it was like my absolute nightmare of having to use the bathroom and then like, two bullies came in and they're just like, someone's taking a shit and I was like, Oh my god, like, oh my god. just left it locked like a weirdo.

Bobby: 59:55

Oh my gosh. Shitting in public is like only No I'll surely barbaric

Unknown: 1:00:03

hotels. barbaric is the airport terminal bathroom after a three hour flight come in after they've had nothing but Starbucks like, like, like they need to get in the fuck is

Jim: 1:00:17

going I used the handicap stall. I'm sorry. I hope that's not able to fully know that maybe but I I can't I need my I need a separate area like I cannot see your feet. I can't look under a door and see your feet. I'm not shitting if I need to I can't know. Wow, that's true. Sorry. So if the handicap stalls available, I will quickly go in there and do my thing.

Bobby: 1:00:41

You're such an April.

Jim: 1:00:45

Best part of Europe is that the bathroom stall doors go all the way to the ground?

Unknown: 1:00:49

Yes, they do.

Jim: 1:00:50

So in between stalls, you can't see anyone.

Bobby: 1:00:53

Well, I can't wait to go to Europe. I'm not gonna fit in anything. No, it's a private room. You have a private room. But you know how little things are in Europe like, yeah, you're

Jim: 1:01:01

not gonna fit a big fat American Fuck,

Bobby: 1:01:05

but it's true.

Unknown: 1:01:09

It's true. It's true. I've

Jim: 1:01:12

traveled with him. I

Unknown: 1:01:15

found out

Bobby: 1:01:16

I had my fucking buttpad

Jim: 1:01:18

Miami the seatbelt extender. I

Bobby: 1:01:20

do have to give him center. Sometimes

Jim: 1:01:21

they're like, sorry, like, I'm

Bobby: 1:01:22

a really small plane, sir. Can't move my body because I have to move my body a certain way to get my knees within the chair.

Unknown: 1:01:31

Is he 655? Jesus.

Bobby: 1:01:35

Oh, honey, when you see me, you're gonna want to crawl me like a tree.

Jim: 1:01:38

You're gonna climb up this bush. You're gonna be like, Ah,

Bobby: 1:01:41

no, I am. No people are like, Wow, my family.

Unknown: 1:01:47

Wow, he's a big boy.

Bobby: 1:01:50

Yeah, and she wanted me to do all this stuff on the fucking boat. And I was like, I can't like this is too much for me. Like, you need to throw this rope over like, No, I

Jim: 1:01:58

can't. I'm down the yacht and pull up the rope.

Bobby: 1:02:01

I'm like, I'm already sinking the ship. Nightmare,

Jim: 1:02:07

triple A.

Unknown: 1:02:08

So one of the Trump family that's not Trump, like Donald who would it be like make them walk through the town Jr.

Bobby: 1:02:20

He's a fucking idiot. She's dad.

Unknown: 1:02:23

My mom had gay friends. Some of them had AIDS rally she was like LGBTQ plus QA. Batman's we love the gays.

Bobby: 1:02:34

I'm like, when we're sending Tiffany Trump to the gay rally. We're in trouble. You don't I mean, we didn't get like one of the main fucking we got Tiffany we got fucking Tiffany

Unknown: 1:02:43

Trump, but no.

Jim: 1:02:46

I would say Jr. I'm ready for that like

Unknown: 1:02:49

that. She's such a smug bitch. Like I liked her and I wouldn't shave her head I would give her like the Cynthia haircut that Angelica doll hadn't shade in the eye can't she is what I look at before I go for a run.

Bobby: 1:03:08

So you're not puffy. So

Unknown: 1:03:09

we're back to that.

Jim: 1:03:12

big puffy if you're running

Bobby: 1:03:14

sometimes I look at Angelica so I can run. Or no, Chuck. I'm roasting you and I should we shouldn't I'm working on my comedy skills.

Unknown: 1:03:24

Sorry. We've read a book. Oh, listen to an audio read a book. That's horrible though. The

Bobby: 1:03:29

advice is horrible. Like Don't joke about anything and be funny. And I'm like, okay, so you're telling me

Unknown: 1:03:35

I have an idea for you guys. So a second online? Well, yeah, and you guys can promote it to but second city does online improv classes now for like an hour? And they're just like 10 bucks. So you guys should do like a virtual episode ask if you guys can record it. And like work on your it's a good way to like

Jim: 1:03:54

Well, every everyone who's on SNL went through Second City. Exactly. Everyone, you know, TV. That's what I've

Unknown: 1:04:01

been trying to like go to again, because I've done it for two years in Kansas City. So now like they're closed off the wait, yeah. Did you ever do it so bad, but you should all do it because it'll help you guys like riff and like, do even more. Yeah,

Jim: 1:04:15

it would literally, literally,

Unknown: 1:04:17

literally, literally,

Jim: 1:04:19

okay, we need to learn how to riff. Yes, Dan. I want to read

Bobby: 1:04:24

we need to learn how to

Unknown: 1:04:32

Oh, yeah, talking into that is so funny. It's like you sound like a supermarket.

Jim: 1:04:39

Beans are down to $2 and

Bobby: 1:04:42

if that was the voice in the fucking supermarket, I'd

Unknown: 1:04:45

be Peskin beans and it can literally tomatoes are gone. 86 tomatoes. Thank you.

Bobby: 1:04:54

Miss What's up,

Jim: 1:04:56

Miss How are you? Tell us tell us what you're looking at.

Unknown: 1:04:59

Tell us what you're thinking.

Bobby: 1:05:00

Are you picking your nails? No.

Jim: 1:05:03

Are you tearing off your eyelashes?

The Miz: 1:05:05

No, but my mom does my

Unknown: 1:05:08

thing I do that

Bobby: 1:05:10

yeah night when you're sleeping.

The Miz: 1:05:12

A little lounge chair she's sitting there I'm like Mom, what are you doing? I was picking my eyebrows. I was

Unknown: 1:05:17

like my eyes itch and then when I get like nervous around people for some reason I started doing that and

The Miz: 1:05:26

they're like,

Jim: 1:05:27

I don't have any I Oh, I shader like

Unknown: 1:05:30

low key like speaking of that sort of thing. One look I want to try before I die is no eyebrows just for Halloween costume or drag.

Bobby: 1:05:39

But you don't have to get a job.

Jim: 1:05:40

I can tell you most people don't notice that's what socks

Unknown: 1:05:43

Thank you like theatrical

Jim: 1:05:48

drama in your first day you're

Bobby: 1:05:49

like hi and they're like oh we just fired a dragon

Jim: 1:05:55

those eyebrows no no no no we got

Bobby: 1:05:59

we just fired Kim g like

Jim: 1:06:01

she's gone we're not ready for more g

Bobby: 1:06:04

oh my god who else wanna shake who lay?

Unknown: 1:06:06

Did you guys see

Jim: 1:06:08

she's a winner

Unknown: 1:06:09

yeah never seen fucking lips in

Jim: 1:06:12

the New York case don't watch drag

Unknown: 1:06:14

we have to stay in Chicago Jays monsoon season that's like the best one in my opinion. Yeah,

Jim: 1:06:19

what she's dancing

Bobby: 1:06:20

for all stars to overseas. Oh, yeah.

Unknown: 1:06:22

All Stars to is really good.

Bobby: 1:06:23

The best one was Nina West.

Unknown: 1:06:25

Yes, Miss Congeniality? No, absolutely. I'm behind that. I'm

Bobby: 1:06:29

behind that you love Nina.

Unknown: 1:06:31

I'm behind that

Jim: 1:06:32

you like them.

Unknown: 1:06:32

She's from Columbus. That's like that's like my like them way so like one of the types I would go for is like kind of a daddy type. But that's one of them. It's like a new type. I

Bobby: 1:06:40

think he's like daddy's Yeah. Oh,

Jim: 1:06:42

hi.

Bobby: 1:06:43

I'm weird. I have some gray hairs. Oh, yeah. Whoa, I'm 33 he doesn't like puffy though. You know?

Jim: 1:06:57

go for a run puff. Aaron. Are you from the south and from Iowa?

Bobby: 1:07:01

Oh my god, you're like,

Jim: 1:07:03

oh, you're corn fed. I can tell.

Unknown: 1:07:06

My mom would make us fucking get sweet corn from every stand in a five mile radius and then shuck it for two weeks and then she freezes it for the entire year. It's ridiculous. Well,

Jim: 1:07:15

I've got a corn story. So I was in Canada while I was in bayfield. Canada a few drinks and he does whatever you can fucking edit this out. Um, so I'm in bayfield and they're like, we've got peaches and cream corn. And we were all like, What the fuck is that? Like they act like it was a special thing. We've got peaches and cream corn coming tonight for dinner. So we go and we go to dinner. It's just like that yellow and white corn. You know how by color corn call

Unknown: 1:07:47

it was in corn.

Jim: 1:07:49

They call it peaches and cream in Canada and they think it is the best thing in the world

Unknown: 1:07:53

record.

Jim: 1:07:54

It's just regular corn. Some are some kernels are white. Some kernels are yellow.

Bobby: 1:07:59

I don't really like the white corn. Is

Jim: 1:08:01

that weird? Oh, that yeah, that's racist.

Unknown: 1:08:05

I feel like every place has like a crappy thing that they make. We do go to a family reunions. And like my great aunt Doris. They're like whatever you do, don't drink her wines. And it was just like an every clear bottle filled with just like, absolute alcohol. She's like, it's my wine. And she like was like about four thirds lower and like, never got drunk off of it. Like the whole family would just be blasted. It's just straight.

Jim: 1:08:28

Don't drink the wine. It's don't drink.

Bobby: 1:08:32

It's literally gasoline.

Jim: 1:08:34

gasoline. Now, if you're a Chevy, it'll work.

Bobby: 1:08:42

Oh, my god, that was such a delayed reaction. No, but I was so delayed. I was like, Don't

Jim: 1:08:46

drink the ethanol, but it'll be fine. I'm like,

The Miz: 1:08:50

Jim, do you teach a second?

Jim: 1:08:52

Well? I do. I am a I have.

Bobby: 1:08:58

What is the worst and best thing about being a male?

Unknown: 1:09:05

This isn't a good question. I'm trying to think the patriarchy. Sorry. I

Bobby: 1:09:09

just thought I would start a conversation.

Unknown: 1:09:11

I would say the worst thing is, you know what? I don't even know. What's the best thing about having a big fat. I didn't even say

The Miz: 1:09:22

I love that.

Unknown: 1:09:24

I don't even know man. The worst thing is probably

Jim: 1:09:29

I don't mean up to expectations for master father.

Unknown: 1:09:32

I want to give up on that.

Jim: 1:09:35

I know clearly. Oh wait,

Unknown: 1:09:37

I'll tell you what, I'll tell you I'll tell you what I really enjoy facial hair and I enjoy the masculine but in like the form of it over the feminine one. So I'm just

Jim: 1:09:45

yeah, about that. They're more like a little saggy and low hanging it can look a little uncomfortable

Unknown: 1:09:52

at first, but I thought I was like in the shining from that dead girl walking out of the tub. And I was like if that's what I'm looking forward to. I'm done. I quit. I'm gonna go play for myself. My cat

Jim: 1:10:03

when I knew I watched the shiny new that's what

Bobby: 1:10:05

I was supposed to be afraid but really I was afraid of my sexuality. That's when I realized

Unknown: 1:10:14

I liked caulk

Bobby: 1:10:21

turn into a show and of course Mrs. Like

Jim: 1:10:27

Mrs. Like,

Bobby: 1:10:29

he has high key low key hating us right now.

The Miz: 1:10:33

No key. I don't hate anything.

Bobby: 1:10:34

Oh, then why don't you leave us with a final thought

The Miz: 1:10:37

I have absolutely nothing to share. Well,

Bobby: 1:10:39

Aaron, thank you so much for coming on. Thank you. Whatever. I mean, thank you for being a fan of the show and like pushing me to continue to follow the dream.

Unknown: 1:10:49

Yes, I

Bobby: 1:10:50

am. The dream.

Jim: 1:10:51

I would just want to know the timeline of How did you meet him and then when did I the

Bobby: 1:10:56

very beginning.

Jim: 1:10:58

Like why do I follow Jesse now so Jessie

Bobby: 1:11:01

lived with Aaron. Okay. And so then I followed Jesse and Aaron

Jim: 1:11:06

together. Okay. Together. Yeah, they

Bobby: 1:11:08

lived together

Jim: 1:11:09

and then now he now he lives in on ifollow Jesse in Austin. Yeah. With Mikey. Yep. Okay, right. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. I am just trying to figure it out.

Bobby: 1:11:20

Honey, how are you gonna drive home? Honey? She's not driving home anytime soon. No, she's gotta go sleep in the basement. Bedroom time.

Unknown: 1:11:29

Oh, Lord.

Jim: 1:11:30

I'm just trying to figure it out.

Unknown: 1:11:34

Let's game soon everybody go game it's a good way to beat

Bobby: 1:11:37

the game. How do I play the pirate game? Can I play on my PC?

Unknown: 1:11:40

Yes, you can holy shit on Steam. How would I

Bobby: 1:11:42

be a pirate like in steamy so I'm not.

Jim: 1:11:46

He likes getting a steamy in Montreal jerked off in a bath house.

Bobby: 1:11:52

Well, this has been another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby. Thank you, Aaron for coming on the show.

Unknown: 1:12:02

Thank you guys.

Bobby: 1:12:03

We'll see you next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Unknown: 1:12:21

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