I Thought You Were a Wh*re and I Realized You Aren't

Jim: 0:04

I thought you were a whore and I realized you aren't.

Bobby: 0:06

I'm the Messiah.

Jim: 0:08

We would lock you away.

Bobby: 0:09

I would be locked the fuck up into the local psych ward. Or people would be like You're fucking stupid.

Jim: 0:16

It's absolutely foul.

Bobby: 0:17

You also give me a little bit of a meatloaf five.

Jim: 0:20

Anything banana flavored kick it out

Bobby: 0:21

got thick, in like full of blobs.

Jim: 0:25

Gay men love violence and language.

Bobby: 0:27

White pumps are a true sign of a whore.

Jim: 0:30

I'm going to call your mom like,

Bobby: 0:32

like an octopus. Man, we should have listened.

Unknown: 0:36

Warning. The following is extremely funny and inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised.

Jim: 0:58

Are you recording? Oh, wow.

Bobby: 1:00

Hello, everybody. Welcome to not Well, I'm Bobby.

Jim: 1:03

I'm Jim and I'm in a jockstrap. Whoa, girl. I just remembered again, sorry. Yeah, those I'm rolling around in the seat and I'm like, Oh, honey. That's a little bit of a rough finish,

Bobby: 1:16

honey. That hole is getting all about your whole your ass check.

Jim: 1:20

Your cheeks are out. When your cheeks are rubbing against jeans. It's like oh, no, yeah,

Bobby: 1:24

it feels wrong and dirty. Oh, you're right. It feels like you're inappropriate. And you are normally now can you explain to the folks like what our room looks like right now because

Jim: 1:34

Well, I came over to an absolute tornado disaster. Bobby had the room torn up the desk was gone. The computer is in a new location in the room. The refrigerator is inaccessible. And he decided to make me put together his new loud empire.

Bobby: 1:50

I mean, he didn't really do anything big.

Jim: 1:52

I did hold it up while you screwed it. That's true. That was a big help. It was a very big help. Well, I'm a helper. And also you put up these little tables on the sides are very It's very cute. Now there's a rug on the ground and soft soft or cozy we want to be like cozy. We want to be cozy. We're gonna record because we can't be uncomfortable. Now we for our listeners also to feel uncomfortable. Yeah.

Bobby: 2:14

So so we're gonna go to YouTube though. That's an announcement. Wow, we're joining YouTube. This is what part of this I don't know when exactly I'm a little hint of what they can expect on YouTube. You're gonna see my fat body every week. If you don't want to listen in the car and you have time you can listen on YouTube and watch us we and watch are trying to

Jim: 2:31

tract the listeners. And this will. Okay, you'll see my hot body and my sexy tits every week on YouTube and you'll see my fat ass and belly and if I'm in a jockstrap, you're gonna be able to see the straps and honestly, I'm actually gonna show on here to cover my belly Ushaw are like a little blankie and the winter was like shawl or Shaw.

Bobby: 2:52

I thought it was called a Shaw

Jim: 2:53

Shaw. I think it has an LM shawl. I'm not sure I thought I had no Chanel. Simply

Bobby: 2:59

now we decided to meet again today. And this time one of us threw up but it wasn't from it wasn't me, but it wasn't from alcohol.

Jim: 3:08

It was from Mexico. Avocados from Mexico.

Bobby: 3:12

We got amazing stuff to eat. That was an outcome mountain you

Jim: 3:16

seemed great. Your compliment. Compliment thing um,

Bobby: 3:19

I was I was like, This is really good fucking Mexican food. And the problem is is that I then choked I think on Jim's nail.

Jim: 3:26

I think my dip nail fell off and I'm not sure if it fell into the case. So or I think it did now it had to have because you dipped a chip in case Oh, and then you just awesome.

Bobby: 3:39

Oh, I started. I did I started I started like violently like, I couldn't. I

Jim: 3:45

was and I even I even offered to do the Heimlich and I said I can get another person to come hold an arm and they'll hold my arm and we'll both Heimlich you at the same 123 Yeah, because I'm not getting around. You know? That's like you said that wouldn't help. That's like a that's like an airline extender. Oh, for the Heimlich extender. Anyone in the house. Extended time lapse. You could take a belt and probably anyway, so yeah, you started choking. Choking then I was like oh that feeling that the juicy jaw? Juicy Jaws you call it yes juicy jaw you could use the jaw and you're like oh no. And I said we can go run and get so far and like we did last weekend for myself and I said I don't have time I and I literally bolted for the door. And next thing I know you're outside by a dumpster

Bobby: 4:26

and we have video footage that we will be providing. I was outside buy a fuck. I'm like let me find the most trashiest area. Oh the trash cans. You went right so I proceeded to throw up in front of all of Bud dairy. Because the windows look right out there. Oh, I was like oh my god somebody's throwing up. It wasn't because I was drunk. It's because I choked on Jim's nail. And that's the goddamn bottom line. Because we then proceeded to our favorite place Holy Trinity brewery where we are local celebrities and we are we're sitting there playing darts and I look over at my drink and on the base. Have my cup there's a fucking nail

Jim: 5:01

and I honestly peeled that nail off and put it there on purpose but did you really? Yeah I pretended like I fell off

Bobby: 5:07

oh you're such a little

Jim: 5:10

he's for content content

Bobby: 5:13

no like you're a little nasty ass nails are falling off everywhere honey these nails another three weeks old so it's like it's time to do looking for like kind of swollen like a popping off because your new nails coming in.

Jim: 5:24

Oh honey, they're ancient they're three weeks old. But dip don't crack. And I want to point out though that this is not the first time you've thrown up around me. No, this is the fourth time No, I throw up all the time. Literally every time we go out with you. It's like is he gonna throw up? Well, it's kind of weird as I've seen you throw up to a couple twin. You threw up in the studio. Okay, whoa, girl. I forgot about that.

Bobby: 5:47

And then I also you throw up last weekend. I didn't see it, but I heard

Jim: 5:51

it and see so it doesn't count. I might have lied. I've lied about a lot of things.

Bobby: 5:56

I thought we went through that with the game last week. Lying you don't lie.

Jim: 6:00

Oh no, I lie all the time. I called you hot earlier so

Bobby: 6:03

that what is this button? I am nonbinary tennis fan though. Well,

Jim: 6:07

well off kilter

Bobby: 6:08

because I don't have my normal setup. So now I've got it like it used to like

Jim: 6:12

Oh, am I Yeah, you are fine answers. Yes. But at least you're more comfortable in the seat. Yes. I really feel like I could take a nap in the seat. It's pretty cozy. This new setup guys, you got to come by and stop by the FBI. Stop by the office and get on your knees. Yeah, honestly, this is a sea where you sit back and you just get blown. And it's not going to be me.

Bobby: 6:32

I'm going to not be blow well I'm gonna get blown either. You might watch getting blown. You do? Yeah, I actually really do I get exhausted when I know the person is in it to win it and by that I mean like will suck my dick for hours. Okay, I need like a dick sucker when I have somebody like my dick like somebody who just craves the COC for hours and they're not even bothered that I don't feel bad then I come in like three minutes. You do weird? Yeah,

Jim: 6:57

I don't I don't know why they feel guilty. I don't remember the last time I came from a blow job. Oh, well, actually it was last August but who's counting? Who's counting? Wow,

Bobby: 7:09

yeah, so anyway, I don't know where that even came from. But we also needed to make sure our people know that we'll be in Austin in two weeks it's the 27th through the first so see

Jim: 7:18

I have bad news. Your to can't go I can't go anymore.

Bobby: 7:22

Oh my God. Are you lying to me? Oh my god. I'm gonna cry sorry.

Jim: 7:27

I could not get off work actually. I have to work now.

Bobby: 7:30

You're right that's because you just told me you want to get on the fucking river. Oh good. Oh, that's sad though. That scared me.

Jim: 7:37

I had to freak you out. I cannot wait to go mainly cuz I want to float and

Bobby: 7:41

float on deck. Any floating deck on a float honor on this deck. I just want to go relax by the pool during the day. You want to stare at hot man hot tech take some naps and drink a few drinks and get high and go to the Go meet sama

Jim: 7:57

get a submit submit submit

Bobby: 7:59

donations

Jim: 8:00

submit their call.

Bobby: 8:01

I don't fucking know. All I know is again, they're all kind of like all the it's like a Midwest site.

Jim: 8:06

Do they really belong there?

Bobby: 8:08

They're all transplants like Atlanta and trans. They're all trans transplants. Okay, now, moving forward.

Jim: 8:15

Moving forward. I think we should never discuss this again. But I'm just kidding.

Bobby: 8:21

So I have a segment that we have several Go ahead, honey. So there's a girl on Tik Tok. Okay, and her name sweet and trippy. Okay, now I saw one of her videos. And the thing is, I really enjoy she was high sweet and trippy. Yeah, so she was super high. And she's like, I know I'm high right now. But can we talk about time travel? And she was talking about time travel. How if time travel, so go 50 years ahead. If somebody time travels back to this year, that that means time travel already exists? Because somebody is already traveling back.

Jim: 8:57

So we don't even know if it's real or not like it could be real and we wouldn't have been real because we will people have been doing time travel for so. Right so 10 right if you're from the future and you're tricky me and you're time traveling and I'm just like yeah, no time travel can't be real and you're like I am a time traveler bitch.

Bobby: 9:12

I wish I had that kind of info and that kind of like what if

Jim: 9:15

you're a traveler? What if you're traveling you forgot. Like they gave you a pill they were like when you wake up in the past you won't remember you time traveled back in time travel and so we our purpose is to unlock your memories of the future so we get technology earlier and we will learn how to stop World War Three in your mind because it's in your mind but we haven't unlocked it

Bobby: 9:37

yet. Now you're really trying to get me on what if you are the traveler that saves the world? What if I'm the one and I'm just finally realizing and that's like you questioning everything you're the one who's like it is a simulation chosen one year Neo,

Jim: 9:50

I'm you're in your from the matrix of the future now. Oh my god. So

Bobby: 9:56

if I didn't say I'm the Messiah, we would lock you away. I would be locked the fuck up into the local psych ward, or people would be like, you're fucking stupid. Now, can you imagine that they'd be wrong? No, but can you imagine now if somebody was like some girls like 14 years old and

Jim: 10:13

the future, I just got here. I have all the answers. And we're like, No, you don't, no way.

Bobby: 10:19

But I'm going to something totally different. Because I'm hiding. What I was saying was new where we go, can you imagine that? If a fortune over all of a sudden said like, I'm pregnant, and it's from an angel and I'm a virgin?

Jim: 10:34

We'd be like, Jesus is not coming back this way. This one, I believe it would be like, we be like, This time he's coming from a gay couple and it's going to be out of a man's ass. And it is going to be an immaculate conception because there's no uterus up a man's ass. But honey, when you come inside a man's ass sometimes Jesus is born, plant the seed and plant that seed right in a man's ass. So,

Bobby: 10:56

so you could be the Messiah. Good. Now, so sweet and trippy. I was like, last night when I was fucked up last night. I was like, I'm going to ask her to like, send me a video to respond to Okay, so I'm gonna blind react to this. Okay, so she just sent one. Yeah, so I'm gonna we're gonna listen to it and I'm gonna react immediately you can react to you can guide me on

Jim: 11:14

all this pressure to react. I just want to ProAct

Bobby: 11:18

Oh, no, I'm not connected to the Wi Fi. He's Hi. That so

Jim: 11:22

and then why are we not video recording this? Because I don't have time to set it up. I love it. Okay, well, can

Bobby: 11:27

you record me answering the question? Kay Oh, sorry. So that then I can show sweet entropy. Okay, so here is okay. So here's we can trip a

Unknown: 11:41

I just took a shower, just finished smoking, smoking. And my friends at the Lawwell podcast as we first and high thoughts on topics. I had a sudden thing on it. That's why I took the shower shower bots. And I want to do like a good mix of like a little bit of serious little bit of playful a little bit of stupid, right. Okay, so first of all, probably grown out of the Chris Rock Will Smith slab conversation, but I want to hear your guys's thoughts specifically on people not seeing the violence within words. Like they only saw Will Smith slap is violent, but they didn't see the violence incited by Chris Rock within his words. I think that's a topic I want to hear other people like Delve into? Like, why do specifically white people not see violence within words? They only see violence with an action. Second question. How do you guys feel knowing that no one sees colors the same? Like no two people are gonna see the same. I always thought that everyone's eyesight is differently. And it drives me crazy that like I can be like, Oh my God, look at this olive green. And you're like, that's not olive green, which that's army green. And like, we'll have a

Bobby: 13:02

whole I have a whole thing about that color.

Unknown: 13:05

Green. This is to you and me. How does that make you feel? Because it kind of drives me crazy. Last question. Oh, if you could be any artificial flavor would you be personally as much as I want to say that was scary. I think I might be pineapple because I'm an acquired taste. Not many people like me the book, but some people would like me. Love me. I might be sour green apple for the same reason.

Bobby: 13:30

I fucking love her. Now. She asked some questions. And there's also so the one thing actually did freak me out. But she took it a different way than I thought it was gonna go. I've

Jim: 13:39

actually always thought of that to the color thing. Okay, go so like honey, what you call what colors are telling me what? What makes a color?

Bobby: 13:48

It's light that goes in to your eye.

Jim: 13:58

Was there a stop there? I

Bobby: 13:59

don't know. Because it's like, again, it's light that goes into your eye and hits like a prism or something.

Jim: 14:06

True, but is the color and intrinsic quality of the object.

Bobby: 14:12

I don't know what intrinsic means. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Jim: 14:16

So what I'm asking is what is a color

Bobby: 14:24

so that's what I think is very bizarre. It's a light that hits you from a different

Jim: 14:30

so light hits an object it bounces in your eye what bounce Iris see object and then that's what hits your eye.

Bobby: 14:39

photons, right? Ah

Jim: 14:44

yes, of certain Yes. Okay. So certain light. The light that bounces off the object and into your eye is the color you see. That means all the other wavelengths are being absorbed by the object. So we call something green when really green is the one thing that bounces off the object and comes to us. And that all the other colors get absorbed by the object. So really the object is everything but green. And we're seeing green that you're really fucking me up. Sorry, honey. That's it, but like, okay, and when we see black all the colors are getting absorbed when we see white everything is reflecting off the object. And all the colors are bouncing into ours freaks me out. I don't like this. Yeah, no. But like, Have you ever thought so you think? Why you're like that is a red thing. But I don't know red still

Bobby: 15:30

the same color to you as it is to me.

Jim: 15:34

Wow, do you know what I'm saying? This is where I didn't want to tell her this. But we can measure what light is reflected off an object and we can tell an exact wavelength to specify which color it is so yes, we could. But

Bobby: 15:46

but we know for a fact that red is that color. Like I know for a fact that you see the exact same color now.

Jim: 15:53

You should we see the same color, but we might describe it differently. Your red.

Unknown: 15:59

It's really fucked up.

Jim: 16:00

It's the same wavelength of light coming off of it.

Bobby: 16:03

So our tender what? Okay, but here's what I'm going to do pretend what you see green. Let's pretend you're colorblind. But you're not okay. Yeah, I guess that's what colorblind people do. Yes. But no, but I'm saying if you both call it the same thing, but you saw it as green and I saw it as red. But we both caught it red make sense?

Jim: 16:20

So when I look at it, I see red as in like what everybody thinks of red is, but that's what I think red is oh my god, this is really trippy. If you really think about it. Not really. Okay, so here's the thing, though, we can measure the wavelength coming off of that. So ignore your eyes. We don't need your eyes, we have devices, we have ways to measure the wavelength coming off of that object when we shine a light on it. And then we translate that wavelength onto the color spectrum and we know exactly where it is on the color spectrum. I don't care about your eyes, your eyes suck. As you said there are people who have who are colorblind and can't get those wavelengths and can't read them as such.

Bobby: 16:54

So is that why those colorblind glasses that people get like that changes in the like way it comes off of that object for that individual person?

Jim: 17:01

Yeah, for their disorder. The way their prisms are messed up. Wow. So yeah, colors and cones, rods and cones 20 IRS. Now the cells in the retina are what are think are messed up. I think it's the rods and the cones. Receiving the light, you have rods and cones in your retina and they interpret those photons and tell you what color is. But sometimes are messed up. That's really like weird, but the wavelengths still the same. It's just your eyes that are messed up. So it's not that the color is different is that some of us are getting mixed signals from our rods and cones in our eyes. So really, it's all everything is a definable color, but only because of the way light hits it. Yeah, it's just like light hits it. And that's what bounces off is what we see. That is like a really weird concept. But like it really really is. I think it's cool. It's cool in regard to just ruin that. You did it. I thought you're talking about the subjective nature of how you interpret a color. Yes, I do think some people see something and they're like, Oh, that's such a deep blue and other people are like that's not a deep blue. That's like a light blue and I see that as right it's more of a green than a blue and people like now that's a blue. And you're like now it's a light blue green. It's a turquoise This hasn't been fucked up. I don't know why I can tell it's I'd rather move on to the several sub flavor question what flavor are you I know what you are?

Bobby: 18:19

Should we do what each other's flavor is? Or should I say what I think mine is?

Jim: 18:23

Yeah, I think we should do each other's flavor. Okay, and then tell if you're like close or not close? Okay.

Bobby: 18:29

Am I going first Are you gonna go first?

Jim: 18:31

You go first.

Bobby: 18:32

Okay, I think that you are flavor the flavor that you would be Oh, I just saw you have fucking nails on our new fucking tables here. What's in the new setup? He puts his gel nail on the fucking thing. I

Jim: 18:45

just did a nail. Oh, there's

Bobby: 18:47

a dip nail dip now. Okay. You would be like a cotton candy.

Jim: 18:52

Fucking sick.

Bobby: 18:53

Well, right. Cotton candy. But also with keep for some reason. I'm just going with my thoughts. First thing what are those things called that are fried your use you like a funnel cake and cotton candy? Yep.

Jim: 19:11

Well, you taste like the worst food ever. Banana. You're the one it's not the worst. Have you ever looked at runs? No one ever eats a bananas? There's a reason that we all leave them behind. No one wants a banana candy ever. Anything banana flavored? Kick it out. No one wants banana anything. The yellow Starburst no one wants them they're always left behind. Oh, I look at your yellow paper is yellow lime. Will your yellow flavored the shittiest candy out there? I disagree. I hear yellow mean no offense, but you're like the one where like, oh, I guess I'll have it if there's nothing else.

Bobby: 19:42

If that could be a flavor. I think you're about right yellow. You also give me a little bit of a meatloaf made with ketchup.

Jim: 19:49

Honey. has to have ketchup but what other sauces Yeah,

Bobby: 19:53

but there's a way to do different ways. Sometimes I hated the way No offense to my mother but like I hated the way she made fucking meatloaf.

Jim: 20:00

I made great meatloaf. I guess as an adult. I probably like it now. Yeah. But as a child, did you ever watch how they mash it together with the onions? Yeah,

Bobby: 20:07

that's what the mashed me. Oh, I feel like the ketchup would be like kind of crispy on the outside sometimes. Yeah.

Jim: 20:13

I need a sauce and not a crisp. That's why I'm saying. Now if I were the meatloaf on the plate, though, you're the nasty lumpy potatoes. You know, when people are like, Oh, I made mashed potatoes and you find giant lumps in them. You're like, no, no, they didn't blend them enough here. Now. These lumpy potatoes not for me. Now. My fiancee, Matt. He always says some people like lumpy potatoes. And some people do. She said some people really like lumpy potato. I didn't realize that was a thing. Yeah, I met him. I like limpy potato.

Bobby: 20:39

I don't mind. What sometimes I do. I'm I don't want to blend him like Well, it depends.

Jim: 20:45

If you've told me you're going to do a lump. I have made and says I'm really

Bobby: 20:49

good mashed potatoes and I don't think you would mind if you had a little lump and

Jim: 20:53

I guess it depends on the flavoring but there is a limit to the lumps if I had any lumps are starting to say like am I just eating like right french fries or tater tots? Or like potato salad? That was Oh another yeah, like I don't need that. I guess just like the guacamole like avocado, I need to delineate I need to know what is a mashed potato and what is more potatoes. So if in between the lumpy potatoes like not for me, honey, not from me, that's just lazy. Okay, so what was the other question? There is a lot of violence in words and people do not acknowledge that right?

Bobby: 21:28

It doesn't make the actual physical violence. Okay, though, either, which I think right she was clearly was, it's like, is

Jim: 21:34

it worse? I mean, maybe maybe not. But also

Bobby: 21:37

it was incited. That's the one I think the main Yeah. You incited a rage inside of somebody who got thick. And like full of blobs. Neck. It's true.

Jim: 21:48

Honey, I can tell. Oh, no, I have a pet peeve. I'm walking along the street. I'm looking up at these new high rises downtown. You know, these are fucking apartments. I'm looking at these condos that cost like$800,000 Okay, it's all windows looking around at the whole fucking city. And I realize the people who live in these places, they have Windows going from floor to ceiling. Well, what's up against the windows? All their shit? All their shit. I'm seeing stacks of DVDs. I'm seeing bookcases. I'm seeing kitty litter boxes. I'm seeing boxes filled with clothing. I'm seeing the clothing rack. I don't want to see your ship up against a window. Yep. So if I have to walk on the sidewalk and I look up and like look at this cool building and then I see and I'm like, Oh, they're fucking messy. Right like I don't want to see help and you just see the backside of the show. It's disgusting you can see through it's weird and then you feel sorry for them. You're like well they have no other room they live in a small high rise I don't feel sorry for those motherfuckers can't put it anywhere else they don't have walls if your whole walls

Bobby: 22:44

sorry for you that you live on a top penthouse with no,

Jim: 22:47

I pity them I pity them. I love that I pity the fool as the day they were born, but I'm just like can you not find a better place to put it like don't the point of the Windows is to look out and see the view I don't think there is a better place I think no the walls that's the problem with those plates. That's why would never live in that community. But you'd have to be a very minimalistic person I

Bobby: 23:05

think to do it, but like I wouldn't put shelves against the wall.

Jim: 23:09

I wouldn't put a kitty litter box against the wall. Sure, actually, I just I took today I'll send it to you so you can post it's absolutely foul. It is just hideous. It is just firewall. So that's just a pet peeve of mine. And I noticed every time I see a high res actually I actually have a pet peeve as well. I think I look up and I'm like saying Oh Jesus. Oh I didn't Oh no, no, it's hide that like high to like across from Holy Trinity. It's like that. That's where the picture there you have other things that I wanted to talk about. I was thinking this as I was discussing with female friends. Oh, you know if you could pick your sexuality what would you pack? Oh, if I could pick it if you could pick your sexuality. What would you pick? Like? Would you be how you are now? Because I'm getting along really well with some women in my life. And I'm wondering if like wouldn't it be more fun if I like liked the purse for example? Yeah, but then you wouldn't be hanging out with them? Because I liked it too much.

Bobby: 24:09

No guys don't I mean I'm just gonna straight guys hate women but women hate men and that's true if you notice like women would rather go out their girlfriends and have a drink and flirt with men so now guys hate men as well gay guys have the clear advantage here

Jim: 24:24

don't hate we don't really care it's kind of like men but hate them also right we can we can empathize and sympathize with women but once once that but we don't give a fuck.

Bobby: 24:36

Oh, we're gonna I'm saying gays. You're gonna fight with a gay you're Oh, oh, oh, I'm doing I'm saying something different than that. Say it.

Jim: 24:45

I'm saying I think we're really going down different paths. You start talking about Jesus earlier like go honey go down that going babe. I'm

Bobby: 24:50

just like living my life. I love it. Men aren't really as sensitive to like other mountains are used to them like we'll still suck your deck. Does that make sense? Like If this sounds like a trauma response so a man came to us and said you're a fucking little pussy as Bitch Fuck you and then went up to a woman and said the same thing throughout that night eventually the woman would not fuck him she would have left crying already okay, but gay guy would be there and that's waiting to suck that dick and making him call you that pissy as much wall has Dick as in your in your mouth.

Jim: 25:20

I really would do that. So that's why I think gay guys actually haven't made like we can take abuse. We're fine. This is where violence and words comes back. Right.

Bobby: 25:29

And that's,

Jim: 25:29

that might be the theme. Amen. Love violence in language.

Bobby: 25:32

We like to feel this is why we're like,

Jim: 25:34

Daddy, choke me out, right? I'll make me scream, daddy.

Bobby: 25:39

I've never really wanted to be touched tenderly.

Jim: 25:41

Well, and that's a problem.

Bobby: 25:42

I like to be put in my place. Like, I want to be like, hold me well, we'll sing little songs in my ear while you Fuck no, I

Jim: 25:49

need to you were never held tenderly as a child. I wasn't. So I want that. You weren't. I was tenderly,

Bobby: 25:55

so you want to be tenderly. Oh, it

Jim: 25:57

was wonderful. It feels great. You're just used to use and abuse. I'm just

Bobby: 26:01

used to like, you know, I feel like sometimes I live my life. vicariously No, like afraid to actually. Oh, we're

Jim: 26:11

going through we're

Bobby: 26:13

going we are we just had a breakthrough.

Jim: 26:15

We didn't I have other topics. I don't know if we needed a

Bobby: 26:19

breakthrough this year. Like no thanks. Like, okay, like, the breakthrough? We can say the breakthrough. But are you what's your breakthrough? My breakthrough is though, that I always live my life because I've always been afraid to disappoint instead. I never got that love. So then I have to work extra hard to try to make them proud of me to fill that void, but I'll never fill my void. Got it.

Jim: 26:40

Next topic. I'm gonna have to re listen to that. Something about your void. No, it's just no wonder I am the way that I Yeah, exactly. You're trying to please your parents. You they'll never be pleased. But like, it's so freaky that even if sexual manner. Yes, you still will deal with that trauma. Oh, it's really weird. See, you want to Yeah,

Bobby: 26:59

exactly. So I really secretly do want to be held, but I don't know what that feels like. And

Jim: 27:03

then you would rather be the DOM and yell and scream and like your parents with you. I

Bobby: 27:08

mean, my parents didn't really Yeah, my mom did not. Yeah, my mom was submissive. My dad was dominant. So yeah, sorry. Sorry, I

Jim: 27:14

had a like a breakthrough. You had a breakthrough. I'm proud of you.

Bobby: 27:16

Thank you. Thank you for letting me have that moment. You're welcome. And thank you for letting me have that moment.

Jim: 27:22

Is that to the listener? Yeah. That was weird. I know. I was like, are you looking at that trashcan?

Bobby: 27:27

And you're picking off more?

Jim: 27:29

Honey, all the nails are coming off. Okay. So you wouldn't change your sexuality? I mean, you know, it's really kind of funny, though. Are you saying that because you're just trying to record me and you don't know what to say? Or? No, I

Bobby: 27:41

was taking pictures of you. Okay. I don't think I would change my sexuality. No, but also, though, I mean, think about how easy it is to be straight and why

Jim: 27:49

I would definitely change the straight. I would just say that. I feel like I want to but Danny, you can get asked every day of the week. Yeah, but you're kind of boring them. So You're so boring. No fans name the last interesting straight person you met. Honestly. Okay, waiting

Bobby: 28:03

to find interest. I don't know. Like, I guess the I just feel like people lose their lives. They have these kids and they get married and they don't they're gone.

Jim: 28:11

Well, and that's I'm saying is like, I have not met very many straight people. I can't wait to hear about what you're thinking about what you're doing. And the people I do don't have kids, right? I'm literally like the straight people that I know that our lives are gone. There's no other thought then what am I going to do for the kid? What's the birth rate is going down? I know it's like I wish you guys would get on board. Here's something I wrote down a couple weeks ago and I'm not sure why 1000 island in a positive way or negative.

Bobby: 28:38

I believe it was positive. Yeah, sounds amazing.

Jim: 28:40

I think that's why because I think we were talking about how it's the most underrated sauce is their energy. Do

Bobby: 28:46

you know what?

Jim: 28:47

I don't know what it is though.

Bobby: 28:48

Do you know what it's well?

Jim: 28:49

I don't know if you Is it from the 1000 islands of Minot, Minnesota? I don't know where I think that's 10,000 islands Extra. I'm not Do

Bobby: 28:56

you know what? Where are the special sauces at McDonald's?

Jim: 29:00

You mean the Big Mac sauce? That's 1000 Island stops Why did you do that to me? I had to I haven't had a Big Mac since 2007

Bobby: 29:09

actually is actually a really really good flavor. It's underrated though. I think I think a lot of people don't think about it first. If they're gonna think ranch they're gonna think Italian they're gonna that's true Caesar I always do and then you have this these on these ones on there on the island like the French.

Jim: 29:23

Oh, a friendship or 1000 Island in France. Now similar? Like I do need something clarified. What's the difference between French and Russian dressing because they're both like this read French Russian and Catalina Have you ever had Catalina? No but have you hit looks like as the same as a French dress? Have

Bobby: 29:40

you had country French? Oh, you're just about to blow my mind are you like if you have country French you'll die. What is it? It is the best salad dressing you'll ever have in your entire fight. I've

Jim: 29:49

never even heard of a seen it. Yeah, I don't even know what French is though. Like what is in a French it's red. But you said the red dress soars. I'm thinking 1000 out of 1000 Island French cattle Lena rush in there. All these red dressings are very red.

Bobby: 30:03

I think Russians weren't vinegary. Okay, I'm thinking about to think French is a little more sweet and country French is like,

Jim: 30:09

oh stop so good.

Bobby: 30:11

Okay now any country friend that was an island is kind of a tangy almost as ketchup mayonnaise mix. A little more thick, a little thicker.

Jim: 30:19

I love that. We're just putting condiments on our salad like fuck the lettuce like let's just go it's just drizzle, ketchup and mayo on salad. That's all the flavor. We were like, we're like, oh, that salad was good. We're thinking of the dressing. You and I were thinking of a dressing. Wait. So

Bobby: 30:31

I wonder when salad dressing was actually like invented? You mean when it

Jim: 30:35

wasn't just like oil and vinegar or oil because people writing oil on it for a while. We really got a really interesting topic to discuss when we get to that. Let's have an entire episode on sour on food. Like okay, food gets like I don't know people hate that. They just want to make people laugh. Well, this kind of leads into my other thing is I was wondering what the weirdest food is and like, what is the weirdest food you wouldn't eat? And by weird, you know, I'm not trying to be offensive. I just mean like to your palate. What would be something that you're like, oh, I can I could not eat that if you wanted me to.

Bobby: 31:07

Like snake. Caviar.

Jim: 31:10

Who eats snake?

Bobby: 31:11

I'm sure there's some country

Jim: 31:12

probably. Now like you've already had caviar. So I mean food, weird food that you wouldn't eat. You had Caviar in Las Vegas. You had trout row. On top of bone. You ate it? Oh, yeah. That's a type of caviar. Okay, nevermind.

Bobby: 31:27

I really don't like Like, like, like octopus. You've never had that. I've had it. So I'm

Jim: 31:34

not so good that you absolutely would be like, I can't eat that. Whatever. Like, I'm not going to eat that. Yeah.

Bobby: 31:39

This is like such a weird question. I mean, anything that makes me feel like it's going to be gamey. Like so. I don't so you know, the taste of black licorice.

Jim: 31:48

Absolutely not. That's an S I wouldn't ever but you've tried it. I like and it's not and so you know what the taste is? Yeah, it's disgusting. So that's what deer meat kind of tastes like to me. Oh, weird. That's what gaming means to me.

Bobby: 32:00

Me. So the gaming name. The morning gave me it is the more it tastes like licorice mixed with like warm like you foul. So anything that like, basically isn't a chicken or a cow.

Jim: 32:14

So you're going full white person here? Fully. Okay. Like I don't want to try to go now. You had a Pastore today, which was pork when he threw it up. So I guess that tells us everything. Man Do you stick to the chicken? I'm just gonna stick to the basics folks. Wow, what about you? There is this type of egg that they sell in Southeast Asia? No. And it is like a fertilized egg with a fetus chicken in it. And they eat the whole thing raw. Including little baby feathers on the chicken that's growing inside the egg like little feathers little bones so they're like watching this mother sit on this egg has it gray and like and then they like soil. Just cook it and then they have to show you oh my god that's actually kind of unique. It's disgusting. But it's one thing that I'm like I don't think I could crunch down on a baby. There's bone like I would not want to the bones is brittle or they like like bones the other Bernal enough to chomp I'm gonna throw out you actually will called balut.

Bobby: 33:17

Okay, so you've Oh, I've seen that before,

Jim: 33:19

so that you didn't like that. They just literally eat that.

Bobby: 33:23

That's really kind of fucked up the whole little. Yeah. And I could never

Jim: 33:26

do that. Right? They just bite into it like, like it's a hard boiled egg. balut. No, it's an app. So and that's what I'm saying is that's one thing where I like I saw and I was like, they're like, I'm in your people like, oh, it's delicious. I'm like it may be. I'm not saying it doesn't taste good. But for me, for me romance. And now I realized what my problem is with food groups is texture. I can't do texture. There's a lot of like Chinese food where it's like really chewy, like tendons and other things where I'm like, you just chew and chew and chew. The texture thing is something we don't have in the West. Like we don't have very many texts, things like blended together. It's either mush or like on noodles. On noodles or mashed, lumpy. I'm afraid of lumpy potatoes. Imagine eating chicken bones and fathers chickens. Couldn't. So that's mine. Okay, listeners, what's yours?

Bobby: 34:14

Yeah, tell us what yours is? Because like, I'm curious, because sometimes I feel like it's offensive to be like, Oh, I would never get that. But I wouldn't. I'm sorry.

Jim: 34:21

I wouldn't. And I shouldn't apologize. But I know you don't as long as you don't think it's gross that other people you know, I'm like I'm all for it. I'm like if you think it tastes good, and you guys like that. There's stuff that we that not be like,

Bobby: 34:31

Oh crap, macaroni and cheese. They'd be like, What the fuck are you? That's like it's in a box. Yeah, like what's in powder? Yeah, it's not I mean, it's different. Okay, I have something to just play really quick. I have a few things I want to put but this really freaks me the fuck out.

Unknown: 34:45

So I'm here because scientists are not being listened to. I am willing to take a risk for this gorgeous planet. I've been trying to warn you guys for so many decades. heading towards a fucking catastrophe, and even being ignored to scientists in the world. And it's gonna stop, we're gonna lose everything. And we're not joking. We're not lying. We're not exaggerating. This is so bad that we're more and more scientists and more and more people are gonna start joining us. This is for all the kids in the world, all the young people out there so much bigger

Bobby: 35:35

so, oh, boy, I didn't really mean to bring the room down to you tore the room apart. So listen to science. I mean, that scared me that gave me like, yeah. So what was that? It was a scientist that from NASA, NASA because the listeners can't see that. No. So as a NASA scientist who came out I think it was probably in New York or something. And he like basically started crying. He was like about his kids. And he was like, I'm telling you, we've been telling you Yeah, if we don't stop what we're doing right now and fix our climate issues. We are done. We are and we are and there were just a few weeks ago. Yeah. even agree on like, Honey, this world's done. Like,

Jim: 36:12

I don't think it's really caused by fossil fuels. It's like, oh, no, no, like, we're still doing this for 40 years. We Oh, like how about it's like, you know, it is from that? What else is it from? Name it like, oh, the sun's energy is stronger now. And so that's why it's hotter. It's like no, that's not it either. We've taken that into account. It's obviously the rise in co2 in the atmosphere and methane and other gases that warm the planet. Sorry, basically. And that's it. Do you know when you very simple cigarette out into a new cover with like a glass and it fills up? Yeah, we're just filling that shut up. It's gonna burst and then we're done. Oh, sorry. No, we really are about to lose millions of species. And we're all just like, Yeah,

Bobby: 36:50

I don't know if I care anymore.

Jim: 36:52

I guess 1000s

Bobby: 36:54

I mean, I really don't care anymore, because nobody else cares anymore. So like, why are we even having a 401k? Why am I working? Why does it matter? Why am I even doing this? Like, nothing matters? Everybody's fucking everything up. Nobody's gonna listen. And we're all gonna be sitting here at the end of the world. Just like in that goddamn movie. Don't look up. You're all gonna be sitting there going, man. We should have listened.

Jim: 37:11

You really should just walk across a highway and get hit by a dump truck.

Bobby: 37:14

And locally that's going to be a that's gonna be a little soon. Little titty Twister. Twister for our locals.

Jim: 37:21

I actually don't know what what are you talking about?

Bobby: 37:23

I don't know. Sorry to bring it down the mood. Are you though? Yeah. But your mood is always just really like spoke to me in a weird like a weird way. I was like this is not you this

Jim: 37:33

fits in really well with your the world is ending mood overall. So extreme is the classic Bobby clip. Oh, it's like everything to say to all of your it's like Bobby's always thinking the world is ending. Nothing matters. My life is over. Oh, no, this, maybe this is just Hi. Bother to me enough cubic banana head. And I was wondering that, here's something that I want to talk about. That's always the same. I was thinking about this earlier. And not because of my relationship alone, because I've heard from other people who are in relationships, and also struggling with this where there is so much put on the sex aspect of a relationship. And so I was wondering, what if what if we disconnected sexual relationship from romantic relationship entirely? And you were just like, you pick someone to be in a romantic relationship with and maybe had sex with him or not, you know, I think he's sort of sucked to them. But it's not. It wasn't a part of the romantic well, it didn't play a part in the romance where it's like, Oh, honey, I just love you so much. And let's climb into bed and make love. It was a separate thing. We were like, Oh, are you horny too? And like, okay, we can have sex and if not, okay, well, I was gonna go I love to have sex. And I want to talk to you because you're fun to talk to. Yeah, tonight. I

Bobby: 38:42

thought we could just talk on the couch or like, and then I might go have sex with somebody. It's really sad. Because sometimes I feel like whenever I'm being a nice bit like when he's being nice to me, that it's always like for something.

Jim: 38:53

It's to try to get you to have sex, right? Like I'm doing this romantic thing to get you to write turns me off. Actually, people do that. I'm like, Why did you buy your wife flowers? Oh, you're trying to get her horny? Oh, you're trying to make that connection with your wife so that she wants to have sex with you? I'm trying to get her you know, I'm trying to be romantic tonight. You'll see we'll see what happens later. And I'm like, you're trying to be romantic. Just so you get your dick wet. Like, who cares? Go fuck a random like, it'd be fine. But you're not allowed. That's really kind of fucked up. There's so much so much of our relationships. I'm like, are we doing this for the relationship? Are we doing this for we're all just physical reasons.

Bobby: 39:28

We're all kind of gross. Actually. I'm realizing more and more that everyone's kind of like a horny disaster. Yeah, everyone though, like even your most like sensitive person is always think about sex food or sleep. Yikes. I know. That's all we that's all we can process for. Like, they look at that motherfucking hot guy. Where's the food? Where's the alcohol? Let's go look at these hot people and dance around and act like we're having such a good time when really we're just all trying to talk Meanwhile, our straight listeners like

Jim: 39:53

you striving kids. That's the point of kids. You're like we have to raise the children like relationship

Bobby: 39:59

without sex.

Jim: 40:00

Let me tell you something, have kids. And if you want that just have kids really you just want to go to bed at 830 and honestly will never be romantic or want to have sex again. You're like, if we have sex again, we might have more kids. They're like, Wait, we're not financially stable enough to be we should not be happy. Especially the Catholics. No, no, honey, honey, you

Bobby: 40:18

better not be using that birth control that natural birth control, honey, oh, I

Jim: 40:21

only want that natural to measure the mucus of your cervix. Okay, that's when they taught it in Catholic High School. I was like, It was no wonder this doesn't work. I literally was like, no wonder this doesn't work. You have to measure your temperature in the morning, you have to get on the scale. So if you've lost weight, you have to check your cervical mucus. You have to like go inside your vagina, find your cervix, get the mucus and stretch and see how many fingers because it like loosens up as you're getting as you're ovulating. And you're gonna it's the whole method is trash. The failure rate is like 40% It's like insane. So anyways, but yeah, I just I was like, I was talking to a friend who was encountering some marital problems. And they were saying like, sometimes they wish they could just send their husband out. So he could just like go fuck someone and come home but love man still. And oh, yeah, obviously still,

Bobby: 41:10

I think that's the problem is that we all just want to know that we're still going to be loved and, and taken care of in the sense of like, emotionally and like the arrangement of your life like,

Jim: 41:21

Yeah, I mean, honestly, all I want to know is am I going to be able to have a roof over my head and have all this equipment paid for? But that's what I'm saying. I'm like, so it's like, yeah, that's really weird. You're like, what do I have to give up from my body in order to get all this? Oh, it's all a game. It's all a game. Gotta keep huddling game folks. So I keep my keep my hubby happy. But honestly,

Bobby: 41:41

like, I'm on the same boat. They're like, you know, like, just separate it just by like my best friend to be my best friend to like watch shows and giggle but I don't want you to do stuff to me till make me like try to be horny because then that turns it off

Jim: 41:55

for me. I don't know why it's no longer like horny felon makes me like you're not like

Bobby: 42:01

Like, literally you can't fart and then try to turn turn it on. And like we're living in a house together. You have to pass some gas I don't really give a fuck but passing gas and then come over and like try to

Jim: 42:12

like Oh, honey. Oh yeah.

Bobby: 42:15

Oh, got bail. Now when you get that comfortable somebody I'm gonna say get like kinda does it. tamp it put him in? No, that person so like you could have actually seen that person shipped their goddamn pants and then you're gonna have well and honestly, I had to get my ass all changed out. You know, I'm saying like, that's love. Like he still wants to. I don't know why that's I don't even want to because I don't like I wouldn't. That's why I have a problem. There's

Jim: 42:39

a boundary. I'm like, if I have to pack your ass hole, not your hole but your other hole on your ass. I'm never gonna want to eat that ass again. Right? It's like you're always talking about open wound. That's an empowered pass. Yeah,

Bobby: 42:50

speaking of an open wound, I I found a video and it really just fucking annoyed me. It's Caitlyn Jenner. You know it's not easy. kicking their ass in golf.

Unknown: 42:59

It's time to take get my little happy dad out here. Take a little swig. Oh. Why? Because I'm happy dad. Dad happy day.

Jim: 43:14

Sorry, what?

Unknown: 43:16

Happy dad. Cheers to kicking her ass and golf.

Bobby: 43:19

Yeah, so this is another podcast. Are

Jim: 43:21

you a happy mom or happy dad? Because Which one do you want us to call you, daddy?

Bobby: 43:26

I just feel like I really have a weird feeling that Caitlin might be going back to bros.

Jim: 43:31

Yeah, exactly. No, she has. She's got to be done. She's like, it didn't work. No one cares about me anymore. We're gonna Fox News. And I'm Bruce. And this is Bruce Jenner coming to you live from Fox headquarters in New York City. Can you? Like I hate

Bobby: 43:49

I hate Bruce.

Jim: 43:49

I hate Bruce. I hate I hate the whole family. I hate the whole thing. I

Bobby: 43:55

hate the family.

Jim: 43:56

I hate the friends. You know, people don't want to do any more work. Nobody wants to work anymore. Like why did we listen to any of them ever?

Bobby: 44:03

But what's turned off? What's interesting about that though, it'd be like it's true. But how smarter che Kim she's had to say something bitchy. The people who do the interview edited that so well so they can get all the attention. So they throw the clip out there but it's all at the end of the day it's certain spectra into they get attention on them. Period

Jim: 44:24

didn't work for me. I didn't hear about it till people who like them brought it up. I heard about it and I didn't I don't like them. You look like you do.

Bobby: 44:31

I look like one of them. And that's fine. You kind

Jim: 44:33

of look like Caitlyn? I mean, are you you're headed towards Caitlyn?

Bobby: 44:40

I'm heading towards Caitlyn territory. And Donnie with those we pre like coming out as Caitlyn because that was a rough rough go. We're getting all the surgeries and it was like, Oh, I have some things written down. What's worse poop player blood play, play. Why?

Jim: 44:56

I could. I don't mind my little blood, whatever. But I think it's kind of hot blood. Oh. Okay vampire

Bobby: 45:04

went to hump last night. Oh yeah, like a film fest by what's his name? Davey Wavey. Stand savage. Okay, so anyway, Dan Savage, whatever. And we went to that, and it was a blast.

Jim: 45:18

We went to the end, there was a

Bobby: 45:21

blood one though, that they were pushing needles through her tits. I was very very rough to watch, but I like was fine. There were people who had to get up and leave the room because they like hate needles. You know, those people who like they seen until they

Jim: 45:34

pass out can't with these people. Yeah, I know people like that. I'm like, how am I? So a needle? How are you a grown adult but a needle makes you pass out? Also like,

Bobby: 45:42

yeah, like, how did you get that?

Jim: 45:43

You two You got a tattoo. And then you came to a you know, it's an alternative sex weird video contest. You obviously knew there would be things like this.

Bobby: 45:53

I mean, this this guy that was in my row, which PS there was all the gays. I hated it. I actually had to tell these young little Twinkie gays I've never seen in my life. I said, hi. Like, I know, we're in the busiest row here. And he's like, Don't worry, I won't walk past you again. Because they kept walking past me. I have to stand up. Because why in the theater, you know, like, my legs are so long. Yeah. So they why did they keep standing up? Right? They kept walking. You say, don't walk this way. Anyway, regardless, there were so many fucking little gays there. But the guy next to me literally was like or next. Michael was like, Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, like panicky when that came on, girl I and I kind of liked the blood play. Well, we learned something new about ourselves. There was that that I wrote down. I also wrote down something about oh my god, oh my god. So I'm walking to this hump festival. And all of a sudden, this person comes up to me and hugs me. It was my which I haven't really talked a lot about him with you know, Adrian. Oh, there's, you know, Adrian. No, I

Jim: 46:54

have an ex boyfriend named Adrian.

Bobby: 46:56

Well, maybe it's the same one.

Jim: 46:58

Does he have a big dick?

Bobby: 46:59

I mean, I don't think he's had any complaints. But I live with him. And he's a really good friend. And we do art together and stuff like that. This is like before I moved to find out you would work for him at yas T didn't art together. You were painted in the basement. Anyway, I haven't seen him since I moved out because you know, life and COVID and just how everything goes. And it was so good seeing him and he actually told me he goes, Oh, sorry. I can hit you now. I can touch you. Like if you don't stop hitting me. I'm gonna call your mom. He's just started in job and he said he just started listening to our show. And he's like, look, look at my phone, motherfucker. He's like, Look at this. Look at this. And I'm like, what? And he was not well on. Oh, it was like a really like fun moment. So Adrian, I love you, Adrian, we love you love Adrian. He's

Jim: 47:41

hot. I honestly you can have any size dick. I will love you.

Bobby: 47:44

You will. Adrian's like a guy. He's like cute, but he's pretty. He's,

Jim: 47:49

I love pretty. He's you know, I love pretty.

Bobby: 47:52

Okay, so I wrote that. But then I also want my last little things I wrote was white pumps are a true sign of a whore.

Jim: 47:58

Agree. Full agree. I have never seen anyone in white pumps. That isn't a horror. That's not like a couple in that goes for my friend group too. I've seen at some weddings and other places. There's certain women who will wear a white pump. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Red pump. You want to be that white pumper trying to not but you're not but a white powder. White Pomp is like fuck you. I

Bobby: 48:21

don't have to wear red. I'll wear white. I'll be pure as fuck. Well, I'm sucking your deck.

Jim: 48:25

And I think men know it too. I think straight men know that. Absolutely. No, kinda like, Yeah, okay. That's right syndrome fucking as down shut the fuck up. I had an embarrassing thing happened this week. Tell us about you don't give a fuck. I had two friends come over to visit and I'm doing the house talks. I've never been there before. And I'm like, oh did to do here we go again. I heard of feeling as I went upstairs because well, there are boxes in a couple of the bedrooms that I still have not unpacked from nearly a year ago. We're approaching nine months now.

Bobby: 49:03

Like, I need you over here and you're like, Well, I guess I can unpack those boxes again.

Jim: 49:07

And every time I show people around the house, I'm like, Oh, just I have to get rid of those boxes. We're in the middle of like, yeah, it's been a long time. This time though. I'm proud of myself. I just admitted I was like I am maybe kind of a hoarder, but also I just don't give a fuck. And the biggest problem is I'm a procrastinator and I don't know if anyone else out there is a procrastinator like I am like I think I I'm pretty bad. I have told myself I'm gonna get rid of those boxes because they have clothes in them if I haven't worn those clothes in nine months like I've been through summer I've been through winter I'm now in spring and I still haven't worn them I don't need them and honestly I probably don't fit in them. Let's be real. Let's be real. I've seen this back like looking back a year ago. I don't look the same. I am lumpy I am dumpy.

Bobby: 49:51

I look the same. I'm just shifted a little. Yeah, it's

Jim: 49:54

a lot Sagir. So I ordered. Well, yeah, there's a lot more gravel on

Bobby: 49:59

line. See lather is great too, but there's lines on my face not for my CPAP was

Jim: 50:04

your really your I would say you're near 40 If I had to guess I'm these boxes. Oh, they have to go. But I'm just like, embarrassed that I'm such a procrastinator and I wasn't sure like, are you? Yeah, so I mean, okay, you are. That's why Michael when I put everything in the hallway said this is going in the room tonight because I'll be likely, oops, I leave things in their place. I want to put in the guy once i Oh, it would never legally start bringing things oh, it would never leave that room. You Should I just leave shit in there. And then I'm like, Did you live

Bobby: 50:33

a pretty busy life though? And I will say this is one thing about you. I sometimes wonder. I guess it's the days that we're all at work and you're not working. But like they're even those days. You're like up, you're out at lunch or at a breakfast. You're at this you're meeting this person doing this? You do. I mean, you are non fucking stop to me. Like you're coming here now. And then you're leaving, you're gonna go there and you go to this and we'll sleep all night work on it. It's like it never ends. Maybe that's true. Maybe I just need a new lie.

Jim: 50:56

Are you tired? No, not really. I mean, I mean, maybe I'm always tired. So I'm used to it. I mean, I guess things like I don't want to I'm the type of I know, I believe in Super sistance superstitions. But I think it's a masterpiece, my book, and she knows what

Bobby: 51:16

she's like, I'm gonna run with this. And like litter.

Jim: 51:19

I'm gonna be the village idiot. So yeah, eventually I'll get rid of the boxes, but I'm just I feel bad about it. Okay, good. That's all I wanted. I wanted reassurance like don't feel bad. And don't second guess don't second guess yourself, honestly, did you write anything else down?

Bobby: 51:34

I didn't really actually write anything down. But I want to make sure that I play what I need to play,

Unknown: 51:39

that our children are not receiving affordable gender reassignment surgery along with hormone blockers, and access to threat to our democracy. What is this? It just shows that you people do not care about our children. And that these these are the same people who refuse to obey the science and get fully vaccinated. Science people

Bobby: 52:13

that has to be a parody. Oh, that was real. Gotta be literally a Plano Texas.

Jim: 52:19

Not has got to be a parody though of like a right wing or being like, this is what liberals are like.

Bobby: 52:24

He looked kind of right wing. I mean, he was kind of like when he took away all the bullshit because I was like, play our card game. Today's game version is dirty.

Jim: 52:32

Yeah, I was. I have not used it today. Today. Okay. Are you going for me? That's up to you. You're going first Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes. Really? Hear at point blank period.

Bobby: 52:43

When what do you consider a one night psyche met

Jim: 52:46

them that night? You don't know them from before. You hooked up and then you That's it? Yeah. Like you laughed. And that's over. It's about being a what's called Craigslist, honey. Like, you met them that night. But you didn't talk to them before. Now. I'm talking like you went to a bar. You saw them at the bar. You started talking to them. You go home with them. You hook up you go home and be on an app has been a natural. Yeah, that's most true. People are not gonna be like, Oh, Grindr hookup. Yeah, of course. I mean, they're on Tinder and I've seen though they've done okay, then that's gonna be nice and fine. I mean, no, but I mean, I'm sick of this generation. That's not a one night stand in my mind when I stand as you met someone organically and person you hooked up with them that night. That night. That's hot. I wish I would be loved doing that. It's my favorite. Favorite. The sex is so much better when you're like, we just don't

Bobby: 53:32

know the person then you find out they're a psycho after the fact. They're like, Okay, bye. You're like you have dead bodies down there. America got the deck. So I don't really need to talk to you.

Jim: 53:39

So you have had on Craigslist. Okay. Your other question is, Who do you think will have more sexual partners? By the time we die? You or me? Do you? Do you mean well, or by the time we die? Because right now, I think you have more. I know. We're a dirty fucking slot. Well,

Bobby: 53:52

it doesn't. What does it count? I mean, every time I've touched a deck, yeah, whether it's a touch or touch

Jim: 53:56

it, you have way more. You had so many hands on. What I mean, think about this, just do the math. If I'm not in the hundreds do the math. How many say you have? What would you say your hookup rate is right now? A different person every what? month, month maximum? So how many What do you think usually with a year? I honestly don't think it's that many. So how many like six? Okay, now do six And times 20? Well, maybe seven to six times 20? No, right? It's been 20 years since I was 18 years old. Like Yeah, but see, that's the thing. When I was 19 I was not doing crazy. I did a few crazy thing saying and I went year so

Bobby: 54:38

when I said 100 He looked at me funny though. I was just reminding you that I could only do six partners a year but that's every year of your life. You've done that. And there's been years that there have been a lot more than six and if you're counting just a touch I had like oh

Jim: 54:52

maybe we should only talk penetration ice penetration. Oh then I'm wavy. They're been in your asshole or you've been in their asshole

Bobby: 55:00

Okay, I only my numbers three stop is

Unknown: 55:08

always wrong.

Jim: 55:11

Yeah. Three

Unknown: 55:13

yeah I don't usually do Amis play anal play

Jim: 55:18

by said you've been in their asshole also like you've been in theirs or they've been in yours three

Bobby: 55:28

right what's this news? Good night so you think I'm a little horror guy we got I've seen like 1000s of decks though saying no like I just will okay I will take them aside wow I've always been aside I don't really like ain't no island like it whenever it feels good for me Oh no. Are you looking embarrassed to sit next to your whole entire life just changed in one minute

Jim: 55:56

I thought you were a whore and I realized you aren't

Bobby: 56:00

not with my whole but with my mouth and my hand and more my hand honestly, I don't really get the name Botos either. Now the main times that I've been blown and haven't done shit to them, you know

Jim: 56:09

what the straight boys will call you a tease? Right? You're a tease. But I'm not. You're just doing the math in the hand. You'll never get

Bobby: 56:16

A's I that's known from the very start. That's a tease would be like, Oh, you want to fuck this hole? And then every single time you're like, I just wanna get a candy. Okay, I don't ever say you want to fuck this hole. And then you're just like, do you want to fuck this hand? No, usually I'm like, like,

Jim: 56:30

what would you tell the guys on Craigslist? You're like, I'm just looking for a bait, bro. That's literally it, isn't it? You're gonna lose it when I tell you that I'm a whore. That's it. You're like I'm looking for a baby to come

Bobby: 56:40

over anybody? Anybody curious. I mean, I have a guy right now on Reddit from last week. Remember when I posted I was like we're out and about? We want to see your dicks. Yeah, this guy's like writing me. He's like, I'm 39 I'm straight. I've always just want to touch a deck. I'm

Jim: 56:51

like, let him and honestly as I'm bringing him over most Don't Ask Don't Tell. I would say bring him into this room right now.

Bobby: 56:58

We're gonna want to find those guys you can touch to Okay, I gotta read yours. Okay, what sex related word are you not sure how to pronounce?

Jim: 57:05

Oh, there are some words where I like struggle. cunnilingus that's the one that I'm always like. fellatio. Anna Lingus is like an angel annulling an alias. Okay. And also that I struggle with I struggle. I just call it sitting on my man's face. I'm not actually a fan. I know you aren't. He told me a fair face. No, your partner said you don't like to sit on his face. So I'm working on my self confidence with my whole because of the fact that I haven't started a second hole. Yeah, what's what's the kinkiest thing you've asked someone else to do? Well, I don't need to hear from you Mr. Nutella.

Bobby: 57:48

That wasn't towards me. That's toward juice fucking nail picker. Maybe that's it? Pick my nails.

Jim: 57:55

Like the kinkiest thing that I've asked someone to do to me. Yeah.

Bobby: 57:59

Like I want you to shove your whole mouth and my whole insert sing in the alphabet. Oh my god.

Jim: 58:05

I really don't think I'm that kinky.

Bobby: 58:07

Maybe I can't you think you are? But I don't think you really are. I think you're kind of vanilla. I actually think that you're more like you love the chase. That's what's can continue the chase the pussy.

Jim: 58:16

I mean, I've done a lot of public things. Like why? Like, things with my hole and things like that.

Bobby: 58:28

Like, why?

Jim: 58:31

I don't know if they're technically illegal. So I don't know if I can dispense this information.

Bobby: 58:35

But like, what's something you've made? So when I'm trying to make something that I like, I wasn't like,

Jim: 58:41

like, Oh, I'm gonna sit on your face. And you're gonna do it. That's my regular that's like my baseline. But like, think of something like that. Like that's really kinky. Actually, I could name taking a couple fingers and like had me pulled around the room. Like in public Bell, so

Bobby: 58:57

I have this really weird thing. I'm not actually I'm not going to talk about

Jim: 59:01

this. So yeah, I would probably save that for the privates.

Bobby: 59:05

What are you even talking about? A kinky thing that I've asked somebody to do? That's like weird. Okay, but I was like, I don't know if I wanted to discuss how kinky it's not that kinky. It's just weird. Now that I think about it like so. I really like my legs being touched and kissed. Okay, so I'll be like, getting close to coming and I'll be like, Well, there's two things I need that person to be doing. Okay, Jessica, my legs will just keep kissing them. I don't really care where I don't care what you're doing. But also I need you to smack my balls. Like on the bottom part of them like I need you like yeah, the front of them like the top Yeah, like yep, yep.

Jim: 59:40

Wow. Does that make it better than Yes,

Bobby: 59:44

I come like a fucking horse. Which I've never seen.

Jim: 59:47

You probably have you probably sucked a horse off. Oh my okay.

Bobby: 59:52

Yeah, so that's my weird thing. Like that's kind of weird. Like it's not like weird in the sense of what it is but it's just like not such a common like, all sticking me fucking Cool.

Jim: 1:00:00

Oh yeah, like Yeah, like slap my mind.

Bobby: 1:00:03

I'm like slap my balls. Well you kiss my legs. It's like specific. Yeah, I guess I don't have any legs like right here and then you're stuck. Oh my god. Wow. Well anyway, we are out of time.

Jim: 1:00:14

Wow I really feel vanilla No.

Bobby: 1:00:16

Right so it's like it's really weird though because we're like your life like you just laughed at me about my number of anal but like I can tell you all these things that I do that are weird

Jim: 1:00:24

with the three people with the top three.

Bobby: 1:00:26

Oh no I mean honestly. Well Well I guess though we're out of time yes we're out of time. Yes

Jim: 1:00:34

we're out of time we both surprised each other today.

Bobby: 1:00:36

We suppressor today. We'll be back next week. Oh, it has little battery. Click and now. Okay, goodbye. Have a good week. Bye bye. E