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00:00 SPEAKER_03 Ha ha ha ha I have like such weird topics today, but anyway hello everybody welcome to another episode of not well I'm Bobby. I'm Jim, and I'm a rock star. He's a rock star rocking the Vintage she's not doing so well t-shirt available at teespring.com slash not well podcast is it still available I don't know if it it okay. I think it might actually I found it in the bottom drawer of a yeah I have a new shirt that I mean okay. I'm so excited for I'm not gonna reveal Reveal can I have a reveal all right all right, so Okay, make sure you give us a call six one four seven two one five three three six We finally got a phone call from your friend, and it's long okay good, and I love it So I didn't listen to I just skimmed. I love it. It's a good. It's gonna be a good No, I know this is someone where I'm like I want you to tell your story Tell us your story So we went and saw jinx monsoon last Tuesday after we recorded we did like right away right away We went right well first thing we did was we got there, and we decided we had the fast pass So we all the queen we were only people who had it to we there were like ten of us It's literally $20 it gets you in you don't have to wait in a fucking line You can get a beer right away right away and pizza right away, which is what we did Obviously two pieces each Absolutely could have had a whole box of pizza at the mic ease it's all you know it's thin it's thin crust then you're eating it Fast like this. Yeah, my god that's what sauce can change and they need to bring it back. Oh, yeah They need to call it slut sauce again. I'm over it. Yeah Torey Shame the sauce yeah, you're shaming the sauce

01:37 SPEAKER_02 So if you never had that and you're in Columbus get late night slice slut sauce It's not unicorn sauce

01:41 SPEAKER_03 But so we get there we get in line for the beer and the pizza we get our shit Then we're like we get to our seats go to our seats. Yeah, can you imagine the seats you think it must be comfortable? It's a drag queen audience. It must be comfortable. You're two rows back. Yeah, we're in the second row. It's got to be good It's gotta be like no the seats are approximately one foot wide not even my ass fit on it I'm literally my ass did not know on the sea nobody's did my leg fucking I was touching my neighbor's leg Bobby's like And I was so sore the next day in my back you literally had to like lean on yeah I was like this the whole time, and I was like why am I sore the next day? Almost 40 you sat like a jackass last night all the seats were touching we can post a photo Yeah, all the seats were every back. I mean it was like why why then you had all this space to the left? Yeah, spread us out. Did you see that like that middle aisle? Yeah, I'm like wait. What's that? Hi, can you slide us all down and a fucking six inches please each there were like three chair spaces of an aisle that we could have just God So anyway the show was good good. Yeah, yeah It was funny like she was funny it was good her husband's in it she didn't know he was the cute one Wait the keyboard player little boy. That's her husband. I didn't I thought she said that but I didn't catch it He actually it's like a really Yeah, he's a famous musician actually like a Twinkie little hot guy He does a lot of stuff for like Hollywood. I think like music wise well He's probably on strike right now, but yeah, they all are which I have on the docket to talk about Yeah, so yeah jinx monsoon was really good. I recommend seeing her She's a riot. She was really good. She or is it they cuz that's what I also was confused about I think it's a full she I think it is too. I think it's at all she calls herself a trans like fembot or something Oh, yeah, that's perfect. Okay, like I love people who just yeah, she doesn't give a fuck and and she's really talented That's the real the real thing about it is like she really her timing was well with good with the jokes like she can hold A convert like yeah, yeah, it's funny. It's why it was a good show Yes, so we enjoyed ourselves minus the fact that we were crammed And we ate pizza in front of everybody's we didn't want to sit neat So we stood up before the show and literally stood and all the guys are looking at all the gays are walking in and there We are I'm like this is what you could be they all want to be that they all want the pizza They're afraid to eat the pizza popcorn for I can't have pizza. I'd see jinx. It's a Tuesday. I have to bottom Guess what? I'm gonna dip this pizza in the fucking sauce so heavily that you're yeah, I was I was like We're gonna use the slot sauce as lube like this literally and then we are just staring just standing There's gays that would not be caught they were doing that I mean there's people at restaurants some gay people that just don't even they're afraid

04:20 SPEAKER_02 Why cuz they're embarrassed that because here's why they didn't really work on their personality because they had the looks and now that they don't Have the looks as much now. They gotta say they can't lose the skinny or they're done and they know it So fucking true when you peek in college in high school Like this is what happens you have to stay skinny or you're ugly do you know me? Sorry, oh my fucking god. This is the truth which speaking of get your posts blanket out speaking of fat and like skinny So I have a little mini update from our story last week the plane lady Yeah, so the woman has been missing and I've been on it like listen

05:05 SPEAKER_03 This poor lady she saw a reptilian she motherfuckers not real not real well apparently she's alive She was going on a cruise. Oh, she's been absent abstinence been what Abstinent means no issue been She's been she's been a abstinent What were you trying to say yes, she's been missing missing. Thank you. Why are we trying to make I don't

05:41 SPEAKER_02 Well actually I had I had a I um summarize this but it's fine Because I have I found an article and I just put it in there and I'm like it's great make it for dumb people I literally say I'm gonna read this on a podcast give me quick bullet points, which this is not very quick But whatever but anyway, I'm not gonna read it all it is is basically she's alive and apparently she hasn't made a statement yet But she apparently might oh and there's a rumor that it was because something happened between the exchange of her and the whoever's not What happened I have no idea I just fell off the wall something just fell down oh my god folks and gentlemen Our reptilian overlords are not they're not happy. They're not happy so I don't want her I just want to report that I'm she's alive. She's alive. She was on a cruise

06:27 SPEAKER_03 I want to know how you're gonna feel if she comes out and she's like a Republican I Obviously is but she comes out Honey, I was like, oh honey. That's a pizza hut pizza. What if she just says it's ambient and like a vodka tonic on the plane Honestly, I will I'll plot her. I mean I'll applaud her. I will I think um, whatever she says is gonna be great Republican Democrat We can all get around an ambient vodka tonic mixture I mean I would like to just this is gonna say this is horrible Which Chelsea handler did this on one of her specials and it's it changes their mind

06:56 SPEAKER_02 She knows pictures of her family and she didn't remember drawing pictures of family Like she her thing was I'm gonna drink a glass of a bottle of wine in ambient I'm gonna be jokes about maybe not a bottle maybe a couple glasses, but I think she did a bottle So she took it. She was chit-chatty da da da da drawing her dead brother who she never talks about It was angel wings your whole family stick figures because there was a therapist there saying okay tell me like mmm So then she's like I'm tired and then she just went and she was out knocked cold next morning She had no fucking clue what she did none And I'm like it kind of gets to the bottom of your demons like it kind of like you can't hold your Now was that the Is that the dialysis fan? I don't know and there's people working in the back alley like all of a sudden they just like Brought bulldozers back there and they didn't explain to us what's happening. I'm like how we spoke they're like Yeah, I was like this is my fucking garage You're like here like I'm not trying to go past your bulldozer you fuck

07:52 SPEAKER_03 Well, I don't want to like reveal all my secrets, but in undergrad I won't say what was mixed or Anything but there was a mixture similar and one weekend. I was walking around just having fun with friends and Someone came up to me It's the green fairy And I was like what? It's the green fairy god god, so the weekend before apparently I Someone showed me a photo. They had a photo you were fucked up I was beyond fucked up, and I was wearing a green sequins tutu with like a little Like skirt thing and I had a little wand and I had like fairy ears or something like I'm really proud of you though That's pretty bad. I was like oh Yeah, that does look like me and then I just was like I have to go to dinner like Sucker debt like I'm sorry right who I'm I did go in like the most masculine dorm on campus that night We're like they would just like their parties were wild they would have doors open in all the rooms Yeah and they would just have straight porn playing on their TVs and just like a bunch of bros sitting around like Just watching this so hot. Oh, it's got chills. It's so hot it Yeah I wouldn't be with go and then you go in the bathroom And there's no dividers between the urinals, and they're all just lined up, and they're like kind of drunk. Oh, they're blacked out There's always the moment. They're sharing a toilet to two guys peeing in one toilet Because there's like so many people trying to pee like they share a toilet that to me Every time I'm drunk and fucked up with other people. I'm like let me see your dick and they show me so exactly We used to go to Brothers and Gasworks. Yeah, I'd be like show me your dick and he's like okay It's like we went back. Oh my god. That happened. I'm trying to like gas works. We were being really inappropriate We were being bad that night. We were kind of being bad. We were trying that when we went back to their house

09:42 SPEAKER_02 Yeah, but we're like come on to show us so that's not our fault. What's fucked up is this person? We literally he would this was like right before we started getting that I know

09:51 SPEAKER_03 Like he kept pulling out his dick. Yeah, but then like we were like okay We'll handle you like play with that and then I got both of us looked at each other And I was like are you sucking first like and then I was like so then they had weed pens there, and I was like Good night. I feel like that was when you were new to weed too. I was yes

10:09 SPEAKER_02 And then I was like I was revamped in weed like I was like yeah I really do like pens every once in a while like a heads Then I sat in the goddamn living room with some random guy that didn't even go out with us that night But he was living there and you left and I was sitting there like okay. We're watching like I

10:25 SPEAKER_03 Don't like what's that Canadian show? That's like letter Kenny. Yes. Yeah, we're watching letter. So I'm like what am I doing? Yeah, you were like am I gonna suck your dick or shy leave he's like yeah, you can leave True I mean honestly though. I There's nothing like it and if they're drunk or inebriated in any way or whatever they want to play They want to show dick at least at the very most yeah, they think it's funny They love getting out there wieners everyone. I love when straight guys and I do too Yeah, so if you're straight, and you like us shows your dick, and we've asked that about 365 weeks and so far we've gotten none that's ten years right wait no there's 52 weeks So it's I can't do math. I thought I was like What would you were you saying earlier like abstinent? I know I was reading the one word on the page I was like stop. It was like absent okay. I'm like absolutely So now also um oh I kind of yeah, you were saying some last night like like guys I just so Last night I went to this bar called Bosco's Just a regular old bar. What kind of bar are we talking here for the people? It's a bar where you might get shot outside It's gay. It's a gay bar. Oh, sorry. Yeah, it's a gay bar, but it's like it's kind of gay It's on South High, and it's it's like straight guys probably go in there like the DL guys Yeah, they if the windows are blacked out, so you can't see outside So even though it's like 4 p.m.. And bright out you can't tell it seems like it's night And so I would say the performers get their start their type of deal Yeah, it's a starter for some people settle in some people don't ever leave But yeah, so I went and they had karaoke which sounds great the karaoke guy who started it out was wonderful He's the host of course we've sang a song I've never heard longs, but yeah the longest song ever the longest song that you've never heard of like

12:20 SPEAKER_02 It's like some type of black R&B song you're like. Oh my god. It always is Who and I'm like you?

12:28 SPEAKER_03 Know it keeps going I'm like okay, so then finally other people come on now The next like seven songs are songs you've never heard of No one is singing along everyone's trying to stare at the TV to read the words Like what which one is this? I mean I guess his voice isn't terrible, but then half the people it is terrible So you have to deal with that you have to be like oh? Oh Yeah This is the part this is the part come along everyone sing along. Oh

12:59 SPEAKER_02 Yeah, let's sing along. They are the start of the beginning are some people That I know growing up we would go to her karaoke She would sing Dixie chicks and would she would dress up in her boots and everything she's actually a really good man

13:11 SPEAKER_03 See that's I'm saying oh no, but it's like we went there for real And it was like oh, and there'd be like drunk man everywhere She was 16 like it was my friend's little sister like so weird But anyway, but my point is like I left there, and I'm like that was the worst karaoke ever was that a dick Yeah, it was pink. I was trying to show my friend. Yeah. I was like I looked up pink dick Oh, I kind of like those well not that's not a strap on one. There's one that I really like that one Oh my god, okay So yeah karaoke for me the rule is do a song that you think half of your friends Know at least half not everyone you can do a little three quarter even better because the bar is not your friend group They're just drunk people that are always around you because you're an alcoholic So you need to make sure they know this on to I've also I I was you know Gary the bartender A wall yes, yes, so I was talking to Gary Saturday night I went to a wall to visit my boyfriend And I was telling Gary like I started looking around and all these people came up to me and acted like they knew me and we're Talking with me. I'm like Gary everyone's an alcoholic, and he's like yeah, that's why I work here Like he told no literally it's called job. He said there are like a set 15 people who are always there almost every night I know exactly who spending $50 a night just drinking You know and I and it's just bizarre it to me. It's really sad it is But back then maybe when they started that was the only place to meet other gay people sure But what's really sad though is like you need to go there every night to drink just to live and survive like yeah I've got to talk about your life choices. Yeah, like you should be able to sit on your couch and have fun And you have a good job. It's weird Yeah, and you have a good job like a lot of friends very successful with friends drunk friends So are they really friends or they're not I've realized that I realized every you leave college And you're like they were just drunk friends like I just hung out with them every fucking even roommates I've had or I'm like Forced to live with me right and we were drunk all the time okay, so anyway, so yeah So make sure you pick a good song. That's it all right honestly stop being a dick and pick a good now I've heard we have a voicemail this week, which is honestly I feel a tingle down there something's getting firm Okay, is your dick firm no I didn't take see Alice today I Need to see I don't know how anyone gets hard without see a lot of sick like I Can't get on a zempik you skinny whore and I can't know like you're skinny once you get skinny and you get your dick Hard you feel like you're the new person. It's a new life the world's your oyster now We just have to get Botox and permanent makeup now to stop aging um okay permanent makeup is that yeah? They like do your eyebrows and like eyeliner yeah, like go ahead fucking make my face up make me a star

15:57 SPEAKER_02 All right, okay Okay into this person we're about to play your voicemail, so you need to skip ahead probably I mean you left a two minute and 40 seconds, so go ahead and fast for two minutes and 40 seconds

16:11 SPEAKER_04 Hey guys, it's Aubrey age 34 Well, I'm not well because I suffer from Something that you guys talked about three weeks ago because sorry I am the worst friend in the world and it's taken me this long to call in but that's because I suffer from this and Anxiety and I really really don't hear my voice on podcast because I listen every week because I love you So I don't remember which one of you said about My feet was like chewing on your lip until it bleeds or like the inside of your cheek And that actually falls Under the umbrella of an OCD disorder It's not a hundred percent linked to it, but kind of linked to it because they have no idea what it actually is but it's a body focused repetitive behavior disorder and it's like the same thing as Biting your nails which are like really really really common things some also common things, but less common or Less talked about because there's so much shame around it is pulling your hair your eyelashes your scalp your eyebrows And that's actually what I suffer from along with skin picking And that which I don't have as bad But that's sort of the same thing like if you have scabs and you can't like not take it them or like something on your face The skin around your nails stuff like that. So that all falls under this body focused repetitive behavior disorder That is on the OCD spectrum and they're also like linked with ADHD and anxiety And of course, there's no cure. There's nothing to help. We're just kind of like with this awful thing If you guys have any actual questions about it, like I will call back in and I so where will take me three weeks to do it So it'll actually be like any conjunction with your episode, but I love you guys And I will definitely be skipping through this part But bring back also Your Bible verse stuff because I grew up super over religious and I love hearing you guys actually Read through these insane verses that just like I am in shock That's like that's something that I wholeheartedly believed in like 20 years ago. So that's For me and plus just hearing you guys read them is a riot. So I love you Please don't ever stop doing this podcast because the favorite part of me

18:51 SPEAKER_02 This was like really fucking sweet. Oh my god. She's the best Actually the best I want her on the show she speaks like Sabrina mean very well spoken Even though she said she's anxiety like I know I spoke and you would never even know but that's also probably part of it

19:09 SPEAKER_03 Very interesting about the hair. I know somebody who did that she would pull out her eyelashes and I always I do eyebrows Do you oh, yeah, I've thinned my mouth so much. I don't think I just caught Matt's like Why are you pulling on your eyebrows again? And I'm like, I don't fucking know So you definitely have we just sit on the couch and do your nails and you do this at work Yeah, yeah, you actually suffer from this. Oh, no. Yeah, I thought my anxiety was going well here We are but again, I don't think I think it's just different behaviors. Where do we think it stems from though? That's my question. Like is it childhood trauma probably? Jesus it's always trauma. There's got to be something like why am I anxious all the time, right? And then why do I have to pick but that's also your subconscious telling you to shut the fuck. That's like yes Maybe it is it is it's a way to be like

19:54 SPEAKER_02 I'm off my mind now. Oh, so TMS is something that I've studied before I Can't tell you the name of it. But basically when I TMS So basically it's a response that you have to trauma that becomes physical so you don't to deal with it mentally And so when I had a herniated disc in my back, I did have one at one point But yeah, you read that book by that guru and I read the book and I'm telling you I'm That motherfucker back there is not real I'm telling you it really like fucking worse book is real So like somatization of pain that has to be a lot. So this is on that same spectrum It's like your your your brain is trying to tell you I don't want to think about this

20:35 SPEAKER_03 Yeah, so we need to distract you. Let's do something else. Oh, there goes your back. You can't walk now Oh, you can't go to this event that you were dreading anyway The real catch-22 is and you then feel worse about what you did. Like while it's happening. I'm like pulling my eyebrows out I'm like, this is great. This is good. I feel at home and then I go up and look in the mirror I'm like for fuck's sake. Yeah, they're so patchy now. My lip is literally chapped bleeding or I'll get like a herpes outbreak Right, it's it's very I don't really have herpes everyone. Well, I mean, I think we all kind of have some of it We have a touch of herpes, right? Just a touch just have a touch of it. Just a little slight of a little pustule on your penis right now

21:12 SPEAKER_02 I said oral not I said oral not anal No, oh no

21:19 SPEAKER_03 So you actually want neither? That's the thing right? I definitely want anal though oral or anal. Um Next question Wow. Okay Yeah, no, that's you oh If some guy asks you oral or yeah, I'm probably saying either I'll lay on my side and give you a little that's really what I think. I love it

21:38 SPEAKER_02 I love I love that. I'm making being a side Legitimately like well like you can watch TV. I'm just gonna lay here. Oh, yeah, I might put my head on your like

21:47 SPEAKER_03 Oh, that's a good idea like a reach behind your head like you're laying on their head. You're like fuck Yeah, we're just relaxing hanging out and it like puts a little hair gel in it's bad I think uh, I think you're a full-side I think I'm a full-side. You're a side activist even I think I'm a full like freak I by that I mean same by that. I mean, I'm not really doing what I want to do There may have been check out of the bar last night Yours we can't say we can't we don't we cannot

22:20 SPEAKER_02 Boscow's

22:22 SPEAKER_03 Karaoke stays there It's karaoke night on Monday and Dicks are out. So that's what kind of gives you the vibe of that's exactly the type of bar It is like literally

22:33 SPEAKER_02 One of those moments where you look up above the bar to see where the cameras located we're like There's a crack on the stage and literally can't ban drag as everybody's cocks out

22:43 SPEAKER_03 Literally, we're like we don't give a fuck about that. Go ahead and ban that just don't ban this Don't ban us whatever whatever happened to me at the bathhouse in Toronto don't ban that I love that's what I'm saying I live like I live for random just like grabbing things I think if I didn't horse shame myself, I would have a lot more dicks to a cup and come I horse shame myself Until the past two years, I know growing up in undergrad. I would have done everything I'll be laying on the goddamn bathroom floor. I don't care how dirty it is come fucking it was group showers All I had to do was pull back a thing and get in with I mean like I took a group shower every morning In undergrad and at night I would go in just to be like, oh if he's taking a shower I'm taking four showers a day. I took at least two. Oh, honey. I would have definitely been So many guys jerking off in the showers when they thought that the little shower curtain was pulled all the way to the edge But if you were like walked by you could see them just standing there like so fucking hot. I mean literally That's when like seeing dick was really brand new brand new so like it was like and it was like young fresh dick Cuz we were all 20 again fresh dick. That's

23:52 SPEAKER_02 Well, I'm sorry we're on a reminiscing phase here well speaking of reminiscing I do believe that your first subject is a little bit reminiscent

24:00 SPEAKER_03 And I went to town on this by the way. I love that you did cuz I need some fluffing Yeah, I don't know if you do You shady little whore well I didn't say it was me I know so Yeah, I was thinking back randomly about teachers mm-hmm cuz my neighbor is a teacher and I love her to death and I'm like as an adult I'm talking to her and I'm like Stephanie is the coolest person ever like she's just like, you know, like the perfect teacher Then I'm thinking back to how cool I thought some of my teachers When I was like in seventh and eighth grade and I'm like do her students think of her that way Cuz I used to be that brown noser teacher. I was I was the closeted super smart gay kid so of course like I People bullied me yeah, but I was smart so they liked that they appreciate that I paid attention in class I knew all the answers. I clearly had read I engaged blah blah blah So they liked me from that standpoint But then they also liked my little sassy like my one teacher in eighth grade wrote on the report card He's so witty. I Had to look up what good when they say you're witty. They mean you're gay and you're fun like everyone's really actually kind of funny That's like a gay phrase like that means you're gay I thought when you get talked so much in class you were gay too Well that you're witty and then the one I got in fourth grade He needs more male friends that combo should have given it away. Like how did I not know? I was fully gay, you know, you did I did though. I just was like Know the Lord so I always think back and like these teachers were so fun and I remember one time in eighth grade Like they started letting me go into the teachers lounge with them because you were being bullied that bad Because like yeah, I had no one to like hang out with Why do people like so they literally would be like I mean you can come in here and sit on the couch and like talk With us or whatever you were that kid So they would be like having coffee after their you know home-packed lunch because they're paid probably 30 a year. They're very poor And yeah, we would just like all chat and I'm just chatting with the teachers in eighth grade So now imagine how we were a teacher and that you had that age group you'd be like, I don't know what to say I don't know what to talk about like very hard generation like yeah Because they were the generation growing up in like the 60s and 70s I'm sitting there about to get a cell phone. Some people had flip phones in my you know Yeah, so those teachers were probably like oh, this is not what do we talk about? Yeah, like yeah, I was able to talk about anything because you were smart and you're with us I can like fit in anywhere. Yeah, I think that's teachers are very interesting teachers. The teachers lounge was always It felt so strange. I was never allowed to go in I'm like looking around like yeah, cuz they would open the door I was like you have a coke. Yeah, they had everything in there. They had everything and I'm like, what the fuck even at my Catholic school

26:49 SPEAKER_02 Yeah, I mean it's great now the teachers lounge I never actually went in there, but I always wanted to but I also had a favorite teacher name Oh That's her maiden name I won't tell you her new name So she was my favorite teacher. She was 25. I think she was like first fresh out of college. She was still fun Oh, yeah, so sixth grade blah blah. She's one that had the meeting about my self-esteem with my mom So fast forward to when I was like 21 or 22

27:18 SPEAKER_03 I mean, I was not very my mom used to go hang out at Ashley my friend Ashley's hose water girl Okay, her mom's house on the back porch they used to call it vintage venters and they would they would drink wine and vent About the day. I fucking love them. So I was there Somehow for some reason gonna drive my mom I think home like I think I was being nice and Tracy

27:38 SPEAKER_02 Wanted to go home too, but she had a little too much venting if you know what I mean Oh my god, what I did was I was like, I'll just follow you. So I literally Smoking cigs with my teacher too. She's a smoker full-blown smoke

27:51 SPEAKER_03 I was really pissed when I found out but even though I was already smoking love this so your teacher you're like

27:55 SPEAKER_02 So we're she's driving smoking cigs like going kind of swerve I mean it was kind of bad and I was like, oh my god My miss trait Tracy did it and the following her and I followed her all the way home So that she get home safe and nobody no cop would come behind her. This is my sixth grade teacher

28:09 SPEAKER_03 Do you know what I mean? So like that's that's my experience with so then I already I fucking love her Oh, she is absolutely

28:17 SPEAKER_02 Beyond the coolest she's like it's not safe, but it will be safer if you follow me and I will say I did Date her niece It was the last girl. I never touched her vagina or anything

28:30 SPEAKER_03 Okay, well you're in that was a that was a probably a clear sign for her as well when she's like don't you want to mess around? You're like I Actually, I was really upset. I'm saying oh my god. I'm going into something right now and I'm having a core memory I know so we went I went to her house one time and I was always scared about hooking up especially sober like oh my god No, so she was like don't you want to like and I was like, I don't know I don't feel like I need to just I kept yes It was so awkward now that I think about it that poor thing and then she got back with her ex who was abusive But I mean we all have our paths and we all have a remorse in Georgia Yeah, so anyway, that is so sad actually like one of my best friends in undergrad panicking Got really upset and mad with me because she felt like I led her on and I remember going to her basement Yeah, she was also she was the valedictorian and I was like the salutatorian or whatever But we went to prom together even so she wore a white tux and she was so cute And you probably thought she really was hot and I really wanted to want it but then when we went in her basement and her mom was like, okay you two enjoy the movie and we were like watching a movie and she was totally expecting me to like Make a bigger No, not even that just like put my arm around. No, you're like, oh, this is a great and I was like Making jokes and I was like, I don't know Maybe we should like I just like didn't want to like oh my god You're giving me the uh-oh feeling but I felt I had so bad. You're like trap now like looking back Right now I'm like but at the time I was so like but you wanted it So I know I'm supposed to not to click this like when all the other guys are like we made out in her basement I fingered her like whatever and I'm like I had to sit in her basement. I wanted to leave Yeah, I wanted to like play Barbies. Oh, yeah. I loved her house. She had to be where babe She had a secret office bedroom slash bedroom behind the library door. So you push open the library door Secret a secret garden and they were Jewish which I always found that interesting I didn't know if that was like related but well, it was really fun. You know her dad's cut So that's the that's the key Everything I would have a virgin when I met him. Oh, was he hot? Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry But actually there is nothing hotter than the high school friend dad my female friends in high school They're fucking dads if they were ever like cutting the grass or like cleaning up the yard and I would come over and just be like Oh your dad's outside working. She's like, oh, I know it's so annoying. He has his shirt off. Yeah, I'm so gross They'd be like, I'm sorry and I'd be like don't be sorry. Sorry this hairy dad bod sweating He's gonna come in and talk to me like

31:08 SPEAKER_02 Hey, what's going on? They're like, yeah good sir. How are you? It's like I want to fuck you

31:14 SPEAKER_03 I would have sucked so many dad off so many neighbor dad I know it was illegal but like illegal on their end not for me, right? Like I'm sorry literally would have done bitch I was a cart boy. Okay, I would have bent over right in that fucking cart bar and I've been like, oh fuck Oh my god, okay I was a cart boy, babe. I had a collect at the car. I collected the carts and cleaned them and then plugged them in I was a cart boy at the cart bar. Oh my god, sir. Can I get you another bud light? Oh, it's so annoying I'm like, oh you have a good time tonight. Hey, how do I clean your clubs? I don't want a dollar Oh, you see how I clean this I can do it real good Yeah, so the amount of times I could have been over in the cart bar. You should have to oh my god I wish honestly, I wish I was the town whore and they all could have just fucking story. It is the cart barn, babe No, are you shickity shaking? I miss my mouth. So oh she missed her mouth now I feel like I should get a seltzer. Go ahead I'm not actually a fan Now she went from work to watching movies Yeah Walked by me and spit on my face and So as soon as my erection went down I was shocked He's great Joey said me that like this is He's absolutely incredible. I've watched a special I didn't know you to it's like I don't know gay gay McGee Gay McGee sounds right. So anyway, a lot of bar food when on your trip. I Just thought of that. I don't know why when you said special and gaming I was like chicken wings coming right up which I could do a wing Oh, you can I've seen you suck on a bone seen you suck on a bone I'd love sucking on bones only selectively though. You know what I mean? I know on the side Can't move I'm basically Terry Shivo giving hand jobs and that's how it's supposed to be she gives him with her eyes Cuz the only part of time I just have to look at you and you'll come Wouldn't that be a power? She's looking at the balloon that he's like, oh god, her husband's like jerking off Oh god, I am going to hell horn hub in the background

33:57 SPEAKER_02 Staring at a balloon. She's like this motherfucker. I can't say I can't wait to haunt him. Oh

34:03 SPEAKER_03 Terry fucking shy she's coming back. She's back. She'll ha us too. I don't know. Honestly, just bring it bitch I don't really you know, nothing happens. You just feel a presence. That's right, and you're like you just feel paralyzed Not actually a fan now moving on past Harry Shiavo and her mental illness or not mental it was physical foot physical fitness But we got Terry not Terry Shive honey Terry Shreveport now I Do want to talk about something that is really stupid but yet very impactful Are we moving to me now the story of your life? Yeah, it's kind of like Okay. Okay. So what does it mean? What does it mean now everyone?

34:56 SPEAKER_02 I need to say something. Yeah, the Sagitts are they are literally striking I don't know if you watch the Fran dresser like press conference. I have never in my life

35:09 SPEAKER_03 Listen to somebody so intently and I'd be like, oh my god because okay, she connected it to everything So read my okay cuz I all right. So a UPS strike. Oh wait, let's go to the next page Well UPS is gonna strike to basically there's a lot of strikes about to have more fucked Okay, this is what AI told Bobby the actor strike will have the following actually wrote you wrote this I wrote it and said, can you clean it up? Oh, I love okay Actors go on strike halting the production of new quality shows. Very true. The lack of new content leads to a decrease in viewership Yep, fewer viewers result in less effective advertising impacting companies profits. Mm-hmm Lower profits may lead companies to lay off workers to cut cost laid off workers have reduced purchasing power decreasing demand for goods including food reduced food demand impacts agricultural sector sector supply chains and transportation industries Adding to this the ripple effect could extend to makeup artists costume designers set designers and other behind-the-scenes professionals who lose work due to halted productions video and audio technicians editors and post-production staff and also face job losses Wow Local businesses near filming locations such as catering service accommodation providers and realtylers The tourism industry might also take a hit especially in areas popular for film related tourism So so you're just really some really in a bleak. I'm really Diving but I really want to say I have another one of those you're gonna read about UPS

36:34 SPEAKER_02 I can't wait because UPS is going on strike as well Apparently the end of the month and if they do it's over I feel like we all should just do it then because at this point you're gonna shut down any

36:45 SPEAKER_03 Yeah Packages right deliveries you don't people acting you don't have people shipping USPS you're gonna you're gonna and watch a span gonna ship it now. You're gonna pack it You're gonna ship it and you're not that from and you're after so I packed this and then I Don't know but I feel you're gonna ship it lots of luck smartass. I don't know something like that It's mrs. Doubtfire when he gets that new job packing and ship

37:11 SPEAKER_02 Which is a good thing to keep that in mind cuz I forgot to say something about that. I know I can't Now okay, so everything's getting shut down and it's rippling and her and Fran dresser did this like crazy speech And I was listening to it and it was like really got corporations to CEO. She's like this is un fucking believable She's like I don't care what sector not just that and so what it is basically is just like regular people actors Yeah, they make millions of dollars some of them some of them a lot of them don't 95% do not right So you have these like people who are your extras and all these shows you love to watch Game of Thrones on stuff And they're getting paid minimal and they're trying to use AI now Yeah, you know to scan them one time

37:51 SPEAKER_03 They get paid for one day's work to be scanned and they read a bunch of lines and every word that they can read to Get the AI to learn them. Yep, and then they're gonna be like Princess Leia and then Star Wars even though she's dead like What the fuck? Yeah, so that's how is that and that was an actual proposal like given to the actors like literally

38:10 SPEAKER_02 Hey, would you guys sign off on this like like no no, so these are the big production companies These are the big like gurus and so they're like so an actor might make a million dollars But the producer slash whatever is making like five hundred million dollars Yes, and so it's the same when it comes to big corporations So like it is very parallel to what the CEO of the studio of Paramount or wherever they're gonna make the money and it and I get the returns and now I do have a Sort sort of a Conundrum about this though only due to

38:46 SPEAKER_03 Okay, like we did get to go skiing I'll just say that we don't hate we don't hate all CEO I actually think that a lot of people will deserve their a lot of people do deserve their income But I also think we could cut it back even by like 10% and he's a mark. He's a Marxist except for his family. Yeah You know what? We got us. I'm a socialist until it bleeds into my family and they're like But for me There's an exemption for some people No, and it's different even with her like it is different. I promise like no she's getting paid by a board She's not running. This is a whole industry and in the entertainment industry is so massive and so so top Oh, yeah, I've heard a lot of really bad things never Harvey Weinstein the casting cow There's mostly some new like show out about say trafficking. Oh, yeah, and apparently it's like not good Okay, so your word for it now I just want you to read a few examples off the UPS one because I really do feel like I like that one Because UPS if they strike here's some things that could happen I didn't realize this a UPS strike would immediately disrupt the delivery of goods This could affect everything from small businesses that rely on UPS for shipping to large corporations that use UPS for their logistics needs The disruption and delivery services could lead to delays or cancellation of orders. This could result in lost sales and decreased profit for businesses Consumers might face shortages of goods Especially for items that are primarily available online or typically shipped directly to homes The strike could also impact industries that rely heavily on time. It just it goes on if it's prolonged businesses might need to find alternate shipping methods Which could be more expensive? Indirectly sectors like fuel service vehicle maintenance and even commercial real estate could also be affected. This is true. It's all it's like all connects That's why they're like, oh let them strike No, like no dear business owner like I figure this shit out and you know, what really fucking sucks Small businesses that are gonna be affected I know because they rely the most on it just like this bud light bullshit like Walmart could probably just create a ship Oh, they're fine within their own Walmart division and be like we've got our shipping set up The small business are like we have either the post office, which is terrible slow and inefficient Oh my god, but getting better but still bad or if you PS or FedEx or like THL Like we don't have a lot of options to ship no, and so they will be affected most and they're already

40:57 SPEAKER_02 There's already a healthy amount of customers on both of them so like they can't take on all of you guess It'll never fuck it So basically get your fucking prime shit now because by the end of the month you're gonna be waiting two weeks for fucking a goddamn hairbrush

41:11 SPEAKER_03 It's true. It's a hair brush. No new shows no new and that's the other thing is like you want stranger things I don't want them out for three years. You know why it's not coming out 2025 because they're not doing it now I think stranger things said 2027

41:25 SPEAKER_02 A lot of them said like it's there. They're talking like three extra. This is really bad Like I don't think I think people like Much on Netflix anyways, it's like yeah, the only reason we work is because of them I mean literally the reason that we work is for entertainment you take away the entertainment. What do you have?

41:44 SPEAKER_03 Nothing you're not gonna be I'm telling you an industry, you know the whole concept of Netflix and chill We'll take the Netflix out of it. What am I supposed to do? Yeah drink on the couch and finger made my best friend This is gonna go back we're going back to the mill and we're going back to the night It's gonna be like what we had to do. I know so I'm ready TRL what's really great? We are prepared for like an apocalypse. We are ready. We could be fine with it I never thought I could watch reruns on TV from yeah

42:09 SPEAKER_02 No, but like we grew up without the phones without that and without internet We knew what it was like to go look at it for an encyclopedia You know, we're actually like set up for success because when she goes down me either

42:19 SPEAKER_03 So like last of us we are gonna be the ones leading the way because we're gonna be able to read Find the books in the library. Okay. Here's how you do it guys like we don't need to oh my god What if I've been trained weird? What if it's on purpose right like what if what if the simulations like we need one more generation to be ready?

42:35 SPEAKER_02 And we're ready for the one AI takes over and all the humans like no we got to do without AI This is how you count money because a how you tell time This is how you you have to go back to like not doing stuff on machines. Oh Like a movie. The singularity is coming. I'm gonna write a movie now that everyone's on strike Also, don't take a job right now that I want to say that to you we might get some offers

42:55 SPEAKER_03 We're not taking any jobs. We're not accepting any jobs right now until the strike is over because we're gonna be a scab And I know I looked this up. We cannot just grab we're not scabs. No Yeah, yeah, so next topic next topic which Is a good one and a funny one and we have to you have to put some videos in and it's gonna be easy Cuz they're on oh, I saw oh honey. I look good. Oh, I read all about it. It's like saying It's like, huh? Yeah, there's a lot of shit going on now with that. There's some problems here. So I found out from a rara Sorry a rara show. Hey, it looks like Herrera Yeah, I looked up. Oh, yeah when you submit the tiles like what it's Herrera plantation. I'm like, what the fuck really? I figured it out. I figured it out. We'll call him the English way He used to like help on porn sets and like writes the coolest blog pieces and I love his Instagram Instagram page is amazing. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, you're like click a link in the Instagram link Oh, yeah, the profile. Yeah, that's shit. So it's not like yeah, so the shit that you do in yours and He pointed out recently this thing. I've never heard of called poverty core So there's this brand called Magnolia Pearl and I need everyone to look this look up it is it is Absolutely, I mean I did not know anything about it. I didn't either it's hideous like first of all the clothing is disgusting First of all, who's wearing like if we in the middle of the woods? It's like it's like what you all see twins, but worse It's like the ulcer twin that doesn't do anything right? That's the third one who's just out there. Yeah The third triplet. It's Stephanie tried to kill her in a birth, but she lives she's there So it's like it's actually she's like grimy. It looks like there would be an outfit It looks like they're cleaning a chimney like they have like strands and like cut strings, you know It's just like so imagine a homeless person in the 1920s. Oh my god Accurate it's poverty core, babe. But it's like we're waiting in line for suit thousand dollars though for like a t-shirt I literally took prices online. I went to the website and I was like, oh I so and like it's one of those brands. It's for like white women with dreads and money problematic You're like rich white girl, I do like why do you have that? Why do you have that black hairstyle and they're like doing tantric sex sex? Yeah Yeah, what do they call them open up your chakra? My punani Core Literally and then they go put this on and then they make a thousand dollars by their fucking Magnolia one of the campaigns was plantation core this is back in Well, it was a little bit back but you know what another far back back we're still with them. I'm already back. Yeah so they had models and outfits ranging from 2500 plus in Plantation style outfits where they were the slaves, but they were white taking pictures white people white people in potato sacks in the fields with hoes Playing with potatoes hose and hoes hose and hoes and it's like, okay So how did this get by we how did this get allowed and like even watching it now? It's so cringe that you will play the video

46:12 SPEAKER_02 I mean, it's crazy when I read this and I go

46:18 SPEAKER_03 Show this to Bobby it like it's I need to know if anybody first of all if any of our listeners have ever wore this Have you ever worn it? Honestly, you know anyone I won't rip you like I just need you know that there are moms out there Who has a friend who wears it? Oh, you gotta try this is only a pearl Sherry where's Sherry?

46:35 SPEAKER_02 Brenda Sherry nails still but she's like 55. She's like, oh, I'm so growing. I love my Magnolia pearl You know that have now they have boho chic

46:46 SPEAKER_03 Homeless person ones and you're like, no that would that they've probably done that no, it's just yeah coming about the word core Yeah, what is everybody's using it like Barbie core now? I know I've seen it. I'm like, okay Hey core, I'm also just kind of like are you hardcore bitch or are you stupid right and I think that's where they got it From and it's like you're not it's not really Throw something pink on you're not and go to see a premiere of not a Barbie core. You're not Barbie core Barbies without internet. It's one outfit. You're not Barbie core all of a sudden like don't take it girl You're wearing pink. You're wearing a pink. You're wearing pink. We all wore pink. We're in pink and white sneakers Bobby has a nice white pink. Oh I love a good pink. We know we know we love send us your pink dicks Yeah, I love that. I think it's really crazy. This is crazy that it's still weak

47:36 SPEAKER_02 Well, I'm still around cuz I went on their Instagram Magnolia pearl is still around so I think the same shit when I'm on vacation I'm just like perusing around like in the pool or like whatever I'm doing

47:45 SPEAKER_03 I'm gonna literally think about a style to come up with and I don't know present it to you next time We meet Bobby like it's gonna be like a core camp or It's just like dirty jockstrap. It's just dirty gay camp or just poppers Which what's his name gave a choice of on the new songs kind of cool rush rush is a good song that video is Yeah, no the video gives me thoughts like I kind of want to take some of those twinks and just shove them into a wall Can I say that wait? That's like a legit feeling. I see them now I saw a couple at Union the other night and I was like I really want to just fuck the fucking hell out of you I'm not the only one I want you to go. Yeah, like I want to like, you know, like I want to like kind of hurt

48:27 SPEAKER_02 Yeah, I would like an owl. I'd like a oh don't do that daddy and I'm like, okay I wouldn't hurt you but I want to be able to manhandle you a little bit It might hurt Speaking of manhandling as long as you approve and we know the safe word. Okay. What now you did send me a Instagram post about twins Now what's interesting about this is that I also found a discovered something else, okay now the twin

48:54 SPEAKER_03 Situation is very interesting. I was taking pictures of hot redheads. I Found a reddit page that has football bulges NFL foot. Okay. Now these are the island Do you remember we do remember the island boys? Yeah that we think they got molested by like Jeffrey Epstein They did and by that I mean, I don't know Allegedly this shit right here This is really bad for the audio these are brothers wait their bro. Wait, they're brothers twin brothers Oh, I didn't know that I look at it in such hideous tattoos. They have to match so That is not a kiss. That's a kiss on a brother. That's that's another kiss

49:32 SPEAKER_02 But that's so I was kind of curious though, because then coincidentally you sent me that that thing you're like what's going on here? And I'm like, so I've seen that multiple sets of twins that are fucking each other or like doing weird stuff And I'm thinking let me see what I exactly wrote Question is our brothers being sexual with each other hot Because Jim also unearthed another Instagram with twins being whores isn't this incest or is it just for money? But also ill like I don't know how to yeah I know I know and that was me not AI

50:02 SPEAKER_03 ill I know no, but when I was younger I was first coming out There were like these like Romanian or like Czech twins that oh we all know actually Yeah, and they were like skinny twink as she but like I definitely watched that here's the thing And I why we need to submit I think I think I don't know I can have this is when I was closeted though Too like or not fully out. I've always had a thing maybe because it's taboo if you give me a set of ginger twins You would get Eiffel Tower to me. Oh, you can do whatever you want to make it also holes And you wouldn't even make them wipe their dick off like I wonder if brothers fuck other girl. I'm sure they do yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah, what a skmone brother is I know brothers of different generations like I know brothers who were not twins who I Knew a senior and a freshman brother who fucked the same girl in my high school class And I was so fucking jealous of her because the one brother was a wrestler and the other was a football player Both their dicks look I still have the page in my yearbook from high school I signed it with his bulge in his wrestler photo There was a shot of him, and he had to wear brown and like he was 18 his son and dick Senior 18 well I haven't looked at forever, but I remember when I was in high school when that yearbook came out my Year was met so I need to I know what is it about the other understand why it's not just brothers It's way too twins. Yeah, I'm brothers Uncle's dad and dad and sons. I see a big thing

51:35 SPEAKER_02 There's some dad and a son there is one in particular that I saw That for some I'm sorry admitting this, but I don't care like fuck it. I don't really care I was like Sean Cody. I think or it was um who's the one? Randy blue Corbin Fisher. Yeah, yeah, yeah one of those where they all used to like straight guys would sit on the couch and jerk Off yeah one was a father and a son like real father and son and the father was like way smaller than the son

51:58 SPEAKER_03 And like all that and I was like I don't know why this is like hot to me because it's not but it is no It is do you know what I'm saying though it's a hundred

52:07 SPEAKER_02 Why do you think they made it it obviously is to most people like it wasn't like I was like jerking off to it But I was like this is like well I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't but I what I'm saying is is that I thought it was very interesting like that And then I'm so all this is coming up, and I'm like wait a second though is this hot

52:23 SPEAKER_03 It's a taboo what happens is you get older you're like is it really hot? Because like when I see these twins I was like individually they're each hot right together I'm starting to be like question my I would never my brother well some other pictures I'm like are you about to finger your brother's asshole? Yeah, it's like why are you doing that? Money, and I think it's all money. I know but for like seven thousand followers is it worth it. That's all they have Yeah, this is the couple. I think you only had like 18 a couple you mean the brothers the brothers couple brothers I just can't

52:55 SPEAKER_02 Finally I think I think people need to admit this like I think it is a taboo thing because even you do like um

53:01 SPEAKER_03 There's all that stepmom and why do young straight boys want to fuck their stepmom right? I think it's all They're like oh, I want to fuck dad's mom Odysseus there's a way yeah, no this is what brings back to it's like Roman and shit though

53:16 SPEAKER_02 No, but it is though like I know you said Odysseus for some other reason

53:19 SPEAKER_03 But what I'm saying is that it's for real you think it's a real no because I think Naturally if we were natural without any set rules you'd have to fuck your stepmom You'd want to fuck your dad would let you fuck your dad. I'm probably like go fuck. Well. They did share yeah They went to the men shared the men shared each other the men shared boys Literally, and it was fine, and it was fine so I by no means does this mean that it was right When you look back, it's like it's almost like a natural response to yeah the men can go down together The men Be men literally the dads would take their men to get their first tour that was normal to like their first time You're normal your dad's paying for your first time now. Have you ever seen your dad's cock a million times? Oh really? Oh, yeah, it's big daddy has a big dick James James has a big dick Papa Jim Yeah, he always would walk around Time to go change and then if you didn't have something in his bedroom He'd walk the whole hallway down to the laundry room and back and back around but I think that that is more That's why you don't care about nudity. No, that's why I'm like walking around naked. I'm like whatever okay We're gonna really which I have gotten yelled at before When you just be naked with people and yeah, it's a little sexual it can't but like well camp is different Well camp you're like oh, that's that family. It's like okay, right like what do you think this is gonna be well for some of the twins They make money so walking around naked together. Oh my god someone do that Lord cat. I okay. It's one thing to do a peck. It's that That sound those island those island boys first of all those island boys They sounded like they were eating out a conch fritter, but like who are they anyway? I don't even I can't go into fucking I don't know actually you're the one who brought him up

55:02 SPEAKER_02 So anyway, don't fuck your brother unless you're gonna make money Now that could be the name of this Don't fuck your brother unless you're gonna make money That's the that is it might be that is it now um sundries Do you want to go first you want me to I feel like you need to cuz yeah Yep, I'm just like I just want to make a comment. I don't really have a lot of research on it

55:24 SPEAKER_03 I know you don't know you don't need to there is so much going on with the Republicans in the LGBTQIA plus

55:31 SPEAKER_02 Specifically the T's and the pluses yeah, I don't understand it though It is like kind of embarrassing that this is the platform that they are like I mean they're promoting their shit to people who are hating they hate people anyway Yeah, so like they have that you don't have to promote it like you guys, but it's crazy

55:47 SPEAKER_03 I mean this is like again less than was it 1% of the population is trans and we're gonna literally ban them from living It's what they're trying to like Republicans don't even know trans people and they're just like those trans people Oh, they're grooming in there. They're molesting. They've never seen a drag queen or gone to a show They've watched one little 30-second clip on YouTube or the dark web or whatever the fuck they use and they're like all of them are bad It's oh really I'm just not a single trans person, but you want to ban them from living I'm just not sure how we're going from like I'm just not sure how we went from like Trump building a wall to this It's just bizarre. It was quick. It was quick and it is semi expected. It's expected, but it's also it's just bizarre I just don't understand how is a little here. No, it's honestly Many Republicans are obsessed with trans people I'm like so how many of you really want to know more about them slash fuck them because you should not be so obsessed How many are fucking them it there are less trans people in the US? Than most states like it's like the state of Georgia is how many trans people are in the whole country in the whole country And we're so worried about you. I'm worried about them swimming or whatever I'm not actually a fan or like using a bathroom in an airport bathroom and jinx had a really good Gusting the bathrooms in the airport are like she's like when I was a boy Yeah growing up. I was told to go to the girls restroom. Yep now that I've grown up I'm being told to go to the boys restroom as a full woman as a full as a woman looks very feminine like it's just hair and just like about the whole like Security biological and then you want the very masculine trans men who have vaginas to go into the women's restroom And you have no facial hair chest hair. I will say the trans men. They're right Oh the trans men can get away with like being like they look sis a lot of times I know and some of the bodybuilders. Yeah, fuck this some have bigger fucking dicks than me. It's like okay I know it's so hot trans men are like hot. I think it's the future. I do too It's kind of honestly like well, we can still procreate. Yeah, I just know no offense I just need a deck. Well, you guys like for do you think straight women really want they don't for they want a dick But then they want friends female friends. I don't want a man So we can say we can get a dick for our sex right then we can have a trans man husband Yeah, I like it. Okay, I'm there. Let's try it Now your sundry babe now my sundry is just an evolution of past sundries. Okay, I can't wait to hear this Oh, it's kind of weird this week. I Got my usual spam calls like makeup. No never why? close your eye Your eye look glimmer II. I was like, oh girl. Well, I will tell you I Went to the dermatologist a few weeks ago. Are you using the wipes? They gave me a new Skin regimen and I'm using like that night. I have to put a cream on then lotion on top of the cream Oh, so we're worried about aging right now. This is what's happening. No, it wasn't aging. It was these bumps

58:46 SPEAKER_02 Yeah, I got on my eyelids and that was like First of all, don't is that what that is?

58:52 SPEAKER_03 That's basically like I don't think I what you have no yours is worse No, you have a little bit I do too. No, I know I do we all do well I have a look at right here in the center like there's like a bump that sticks out. We're like What is that? I asked her she'd have an answer and you're also getting wrinkles Which is fine. I just have never really noticed some money. Wow. Oh my god Well, I'm sorry. Some of us are skinny. So when we lose weight we get wrinkles. This is my biggest fear, but You're gonna be there's a I'm gonna be ugly there's a family guy episode where Peter loses all It is so good Listen, I mean hopefully everyone will still love and accept me when I'm just a bunch of skin I'm gonna be like a fucking turkey. You like Like just you sitting on this cow, yeah, it'll be like It's like this is not a blanket. This is a panacea hang low hang slow wait till that skin drop In the ground I'm gonna feel like roll it up there's gonna be a dick print through your stomach skin that's hanging down But he's back I still can see my dick and I think it hard honestly sometimes can I tell you a secret? Oh, yeah. Well, that's age. I don't really care. I'm not it You just cricketed yourself, I know I just don't know what to say. What are you gonna say in the shower? So when I my test of like oh shit, I need to lose weight just stay at the same level it's like right here Yeah, it's fine. We all have is when I start to not be able to see my dick as well Yeah, and I had to go no I know and I'm like Oh If I stand up straight and look down and you can't as of like better as of two months ago It was getting to that point of it's not that far off like it happens quickly You know like and some of us have smaller dicks than others. So it's really some of us it happens quickly I have to look down and be like some of us. Oh boy straight labia so my sundry is I Get all these fucking calls all week spam call spam call spam call they use my area code the first three digits of my number They're like the same so it's like It's someone you know, it's like why would they have the I didn't know that's what oh, yeah It's a trick so to make you feel like it's familiar Weirdo, so I have to silence those this week. I started getting Face time spam calls and I sent you the screenshot. I'm not actually a fan Yep I was added to a group chat of like 20 different numbers that were all in a face time group chat I got face time prank called six different times. I was so fucking pissed You can't block them all at once I had to go in individually and click the I next to their name on the right I block caller block caller. I block caller block caller back. I block caller block caller back I block caller block caller back It was literally the worst and I was like have you got you haven't gotten any yet? Why was I why did I why was I the test run for I don't know why you were the guinea pig here? You can show that screenshot too. I will I sent it to you. I was yeah, I'll make sure that day It was bizarre though. I was like who is fucking first of all face time freaks. Well any face I'm like, oh god, who's dead like somebody's never Like hey, I'm like what's going on they're like everything's fine. I'm like happy birthday to Heather and Our IP to your cousin and our IP there's an anniversary anniversary, I know I saw her toss some fire into the sky. Yeah, I didn't realize it was so close to her birthday, so

01:02:20 SPEAKER_02 Since you did a PSA last week. I'm gonna do a piece a this week Okay, first you need to call us six one four seven two one five three three six That's six one four seven two one five three three six Instagram. I'm done. I'll do your thing I'm trying to get I've kind of faded a little bit on my promotions and I'm gonna try to get better

01:02:37 SPEAKER_03 Not this week. So one vacation. Um My advice for you this week is um, I read it from the heart You want me to read it you can and then I can explain or it might speak itself. Oh, I like this It's a good PSA. Good you do it This is a good this is from me. This is from Bobby Do not ever give too much to someone else at work relationship situations, etc Because you will end up just being disappointed hold out as long as possible and if they want it they will come and get it

01:03:06 SPEAKER_02 Wow. Oh my god Experience with that. I don't I'm really just trying to play cool

01:03:13 SPEAKER_03 Yeah There's so many hot hot men that are gonna want to fuck me this week literally and not want to will but and will and Some people will probably lost their shot. I'm sorry, but at the dunes like yeah, no Some people have lost their shot some people have lost their shot for now I would say give it a couple weeks say for now if it was a phone call. I'd be right there Yeah, like immediately, but I just really could knock on the door right now and it would be over and yeah There's a lot of men chasing me and it's all it's hard decisions. I know what you mean. Do you know what I mean? Well, mine's like the opposite I have to worry about becoming the chaser see and that that's usually me as well. I know I feel like right now You're trying to be not I'm trying to be the chase trying so hard and it's like chase me going great. Chase me

01:04:06 SPEAKER_02 It's not going great at all. Hey, but I also got to think Especially with certain situations like there's just certain things that aren't gonna happen and I've got to wait

01:04:14 SPEAKER_03 I guess some people at your job that are never gonna work and never gonna be good workers There are some people who literally today also said I'm always here. No, you're not You called off twice last week. You're trying to call out for the next four months I mean when you're a secretary, it's it's so hard to take phone calls and send emails I mean sometimes you even have to read

01:04:34 SPEAKER_02 If you're in Michigan come up and I look I just glazed over that like I'm so fucking blacked right now And I'm not but I feel high and I feel like I'm gonna have to pack you do going to Michigan if you're in Michigan

01:04:45 SPEAKER_03 This weekend come see me come see this little little horror. He'll be laying out at the Dunes Pool fully nude So if you want to see a small You're gonna be like that's a lot of Potato there's a big sweet potato as is that a big potato with the Franken like a little wiener Frank in there Huh? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a cocktail wiener in a Potato, but mine's a thick cocktail. I was gonna say I can't ever remember seen it, but I have seen it in the past It's not all I remember is it was way bigger than I thought It was thick like it was I'm very well He's got a big fat boy down all the ladies would really like it cuz I'm thick like that

01:05:24 SPEAKER_02 I know cuz not we don't like I'm not too long. I'm perfect length, and I'm well I used to be when I got in Seattle, so I'll be great Cuz now I'm like oh well. This is it so um yeah anyway everyone have a good week Bye bye. Oh, we just had seven eight thousand