I Was Like In Gay Heaven, But Straight Hell For Gays (Airplanes, Spelling Bee, Brooklyn, Milking the Prostate)

Jim: 0:00

You know, I learned recently that there is no point in working fast. Just work slowly like all of your other co workers

Unknown: 0:07

and I'm sure you'll still get a raise. Welcome.

Bobby: 0:10

She's Not Doing So Well. Comedy podcast featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing. Because Listen, I'm at GE

Jim: 0:24

gym at the top. What can I say? Finally he's just like, you can unfollow me if you don't like my body. The Ms.

Unknown: 0:31

Oh my god, tell me all about

The Miz: 0:34

your great but you like mushroom shaped?

Unknown: 0:46

God. Hello,

Bobby: 0:47

everybody and welcome to an episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby.

Unknown: 0:51

I'm gem. I'm the Mavs.

Bobby: 0:56

We're all a little bit messy today.

Unknown: 0:59

That's my impression of Bobby. I internet. And then I'm Bobby and Debbie.

Jim: 1:07

So my big question that is on everyone's mind is have we been trash talks by GP?

Bobby: 1:13

No, they ignored it. Love it. Yeah. Yeah.

Jim: 1:17

stay in your lane bitch. stay

Bobby: 1:18

in your lane little comments.

Unknown: 1:23

Oh, no. Oh

Bobby: 1:24

no, we're

Unknown: 1:25

feuding

Bobby: 1:27

man. No, but see

The Miz: 1:29

that we're not feuding because they're not acknowledging the feud or word of like attacking them.

Jim: 1:33

Well, that sounds worse. Sorry, I

Unknown: 1:41

don't know what's happening.

Bobby: 1:42

I don't know either. I'm going with the pressure in my my head is off.

The Miz: 1:49

My God. No. pressure.

Bobby: 1:53

Kevin pressure has hit a point where I need that fucking mask to come down on a

Jim: 1:59

plane. Like was it one not wearing a mask or fighting with the flight attendant?

Bobby: 2:03

There was a guy named Chuck because he had a bag with his name Chuck on it. Like a breakfast burrito. By looking at the guy's ziplock bag, yeah. And I'm like, you would be a fucking Chuck you would be Chuck because he also then requested a full can of water because it always served now

Unknown: 2:21

and

Bobby: 2:22

seven up for water. Well, cuz they don't really want to like no alcohol. No zero. And if even if you bring it you're not supposed to get it out. But Chuck in front of me tries to get on late and I said no, no, honey, you ain't. He told him the guy next to me scoot over. And I said, Oh no, this seats taken because I bought an extra seat. What? bitch? I buy extra seats on Southwest. Are you gonna refund seats and you get a refund on the seats? You do? Yeah. What do you mean you get to read? You literally just come here to get my refund.

Unknown: 2:52

Yeah. How do I do this literally

Bobby: 2:54

like a hack? Anybody have sighs okay. Like if you go on, you buy two tickets. And on your second ticket you bought you say x s as your middle name extra seat, but I fucked it up every time. So that's what I got in trouble for on the way down. He's like, you need to just come into the airport and tell us that you need the extra seat and I'm like, Oh yeah, cuz then you'd really give it to me because he'd look at me and probably be like, yeah, you're gonna be tight, honey, but you need it. I need her. You need it. I felt fat as fuck today. Well, you well the whole ride. Flight.

Jim: 3:23

What do you have to tell someone to walk down the aisle because like you're taking an extra seat up, but you're not really taking it up? It is kind of confusing.

Bobby: 3:30

Well, my knees are definitely taking it up because I spread my legs and

Jim: 3:33

yeah, your legs. Oh my god. My legs

Bobby: 3:35

are like tree trunks. I'm

Jim: 3:37

like, go through the seat in front of it. Like,

Bobby: 3:40

yeah, it's horrifying. You should feel so sorry for me.

Unknown: 3:43

They do. Pity a fool. Yeah, I

The Miz: 3:46

want to feel sorry for you.

Unknown: 3:50

Yeah,

Bobby: 3:51

why? Tell me why you feel sorry for me? Because

Unknown: 3:57

I just do

The Miz: 4:01

sound Wow, I don't feel sorry for you.

Unknown: 4:04

You should you should it's got

The Miz: 4:06

a refund. It's got her extra seat like Chanel. I'm

Jim: 4:08

like so this whole time I could be traveling with an extra seat for free but I haven't been Right.

The Miz: 4:13

Right. Like why haven't I been doing that? Because they

Bobby: 4:17

usually usually you just like you call them and say okay, great. So after the fights over you call back and say hey, I'm a person of size.

The Miz: 4:25

It's like a protected category now.

Unknown: 4:28

Do you identify how

The Miz: 4:31

identify as a fat bitch? Yeah, give me my extra seat,

Bobby: 4:35

basically. And I'm like, Hi, I might need the extender.

Unknown: 4:39

I love personal size.

Bobby: 4:41

Sometimes I need it sometimes I don't it depends on the part of the plan. I think

Jim: 4:45

do you have to have a coming out party for being a person of size like ask tell your mom sit down mom has something to

Unknown: 4:51

say now.

Jim: 4:52

I know your size. I have eyes

The Miz: 4:55

right now and wait for you to be comfortable to tell me you're like protruding out of your fucking What's your like?

Bobby: 5:02

I know and I was really thick sausage this weekend. I don't know what's going on my face. I had a lot of haircut experience as my normal lady didn't cut my hair so like

Unknown: 5:11

sausage.

Bobby: 5:12

Yeah, like okay. Yeah I feel like I'm about to explode out of this fucking case right here

Jim: 5:19

like it's sad Are you classic casing like are you intestine?

Bobby: 5:23

Yeah definitely intestine Yeah, so it's thinner wall. Oh, where's the thicker

Jim: 5:26

like a lambskin condoms?

Bobby: 5:28

Yeah. Oh,

Jim: 5:29

that's a real thing that's they really don't work but they're like for people who are allergic to other things I

Bobby: 5:35

am skin

Unknown: 5:36

yeah

Bobby: 5:39

so you just like put your dick in lambskin?

Jim: 5:41

Yeah Have you ever fucked two animals at once?

Unknown: 5:44

a lamb

Jim: 5:45

cuz now you are. Mary had a little lamb and I fucked it

Bobby: 5:50

is that like Vclt but meats like

Unknown: 5:54

I don't even know at this point I don't know

Jim: 5:57

if you're using lambskin. You're like George Washington, like this is not the time. Hey, go

Bobby: 6:01

get that squirrel scan. We'll try that next time,

Jim: 6:04

Billy and go out and get the squirrel.

Bobby: 6:07

It's not as thin. They can't have that thin layer got sheepskins

Jim: 6:11

still want to feel it?

Bobby: 6:13

Was that ice cream man?

Jim: 6:14

Yeah, your trucks out? Oh, I

Bobby: 6:16

thought it was like me, me me.

The Miz: 6:18

There was just a horn. They probably drove past a person a siren. They probably did pass a person. Besides probably trying to cross the street. It's taking 15 minutes.

Bobby: 6:31

What's funny though, is I'm a person of size. But then like people like Oh, you are tall like they like Yeah, sometimes. I'm fat. Like, I just realized that. I'm sorry. It's what it is. Like, I'm tired of hiding.

Unknown: 6:45

It's like no, no,

Bobby: 6:46

no, seriously, I

Unknown: 6:47

realized I was fat.

Jim: 6:49

No, and like you're in shape. Now. That's the difference.

Bobby: 6:51

Yeah, but I've lost. I think that's the problem is that I haven't been able to do it full time again. Yeah, since Corona, and I've been having like shortness of breath all of a sudden now. It's kind of like I almost wanted to get an inhaler. Oh, no. I'm thinking about it. So might be anxiety but Oh, do you have something to say with the roll? I don't need to say Ms. something to say.

The Miz: 7:11

No. You're not personal size and a person of respiratory detriment The fuck? Yeah.

Bobby: 7:22

I just got little like recordings. We went over this last week ever blackout. I'm not going to do this every week. You do it every week. Just like Mrs. What are you saying there every time I

Unknown: 7:33

come in my god. Oh my god. what's the

Bobby: 7:37

what's they saying? I was gonna say what's they saying? That's where I'm at appropriate.

Unknown: 7:41

All right. Are they saying?

Bobby: 7:43

Hear it? Sure. Let's go into it. I'm gonna fuck you.

Unknown: 7:49

Man was noxious laugh

The Miz: 8:06

it just kills me that someone like went into the recording studio and like made that song.

Unknown: 8:11

in your gut? I didn't really? I actually think it might be like Kpop

Bobby: 8:18

like, it might be Kpop because it's like come with your gut.

The Miz: 8:22

right that's that's a common attribute of

Jim: 8:25

that definitely Sonny Korean Oh, well,

Bobby: 8:27

what else would it be? Not American or

Jim: 8:33

can you tell me what Korean say Bobby?

Bobby: 8:35

Come to your gut. Wow,

The Miz: 8:37

that sounds like a real live Korean

Jim: 8:44

Oh definitely. Nor nor definitely nor probably can't afford this.

The Miz: 8:50

We can't afford South Korea

Unknown: 8:51

part of it we

Jim: 8:53

got some North Korean Kpop and it's great

The Miz: 8:57

to say it's coming here got

Bobby: 9:00

it Wow just saying I want to play something I

The Miz: 9:06

really hope that they were in the studio and someone's like way way way way It's almost done. Just add laugh to the atoms that was produced.

Bobby: 9:15

That was my that was the producers.

Unknown: 9:18

Uh huh. Yeah, I decided Whoa. Oh my god. Wow. 321

Bobby: 9:35

All I do is record Wolf and then I put it place where I want it, bitch. So don't fuck with me. Okay. I don't know if this is really what I'm gonna do but just wanted to touch with it real quick. Let me just

Unknown: 9:45

get in touch with it. I'm here

Bobby: 9:57

are you I was my mom

Unknown: 10:04

but your mom crying? It's soak Yeah.

Bobby: 10:06

And I was like, I don't know if I'm plays but that's what I did this weekend. I hear rise Niecy. Her name is Denise but every calls are nisi. Okay? Like Niecy Nash. I didn't realize nisi came from Denise have Denise Niecy Damn. Damn, man,

Unknown: 10:22

you're really coming into my guy. Like you're so sweet.

Jim: 10:26

That's the fact of your week is the fact of my week.

Bobby: 10:30

Yeah, I flew him to Atlanta. Atlanta surprise my mom for Mother's Day first time seen her in a year and a half. So that's what I did this weekend. But I of course took a flight as we were talking about, and

Unknown: 10:42

you ate that biscuit?

Bobby: 10:43

Oh my god and yeah, Southern. I don't. I was trying to explain my mom. She's like the you love the South. Like look at what you ate this morning. And I was like, I like the food in the south. I was like, but also like, people in the south are different. They're like kind of fake No offense to our southern listeners. However, being in the Midwest for almost 10 years. I noticed there's a difference in people and down there. Everybody's nicer but it's fake. Have you ever been to the south Ms.

The Miz: 11:09

Florida? Yeah, I went to Florida and then I went to Texas but that's like, not the sound like

Bobby: 11:15

I'm talking like Bible Belt. So

The Miz: 11:16

I've been to like Tennessee, but not anytime. Like reason way.

Bobby: 11:21

It's just like a fake situation down there sometimes. So I watched

The Miz: 11:24

southern charm. So now I'm sure you love it.

Unknown: 11:27

Oh, bless your heart. Like your report. That's

Bobby: 11:31

what the 510 and today was probably like, I don't know, what did I say? I was like, I got on the flight. I was like, I bought an extra seat. So I'm just gonna put this here. I said help me fend them off. And she's like, Okay, and then she's, like I said, plus on the last one that made me want to sit with anyway. And she goes, Oh, bless your heart or something like that. I was like,

Unknown: 11:49

She's like, oh,

Jim: 11:50

oh, bless your heart. I was thinking the same thing. But

Bobby: 11:54

I was thinking it You said it. Jay.

The Miz: 11:56

I'm an ally of people who are sides.

Jim: 11:59

Occasionally I am a person that fast too. But then I put down and get back to

Bobby: 12:04

work. You got to get to work. Get to know what's really weird about that is I remembered something on my ride to the airport on Friday. The driver was like one time I picked up polyurethane and I was like, oh, okay, and he was like going on a car. So why are you taking Uber black? Cuz I just Dean takes Uber. Apparently Uber. Like I said, No, he has his own car though. So I think he also has pre gave me a card at the end so like, I think he also does like private shuttles or whatever. It was a suburban black. Black on Black Paula Deen. So yeah, but I was like, I'm also I put on my preferences quiet. So yeah,

Jim: 12:42

no, it doesn't ever work. No, it doesn't work. They're like how are you today? I'm like, No, no, I didn't want to

Bobby: 12:47

say hello. I'll say hi. Nice. Nice to see you. Thank you Take me away.

Jim: 12:51

And then he's telling you about politics. I hey, my God, Buddha and all bitter and all Do you

Bobby: 12:55

like Southern food? Man, it's like have you ever had like a chicken biscuit?

The Miz: 12:58

Yes, but probably not prepared authentically like you'd

Bobby: 13:02

find a dab you say that like It's so fucking crazy but like people here did not know what a chicken biscuit wasn't. I said you need to go to chick fil a even though it's sinful check and you need to go through and see what chicken biscuits all about. And actually

The Miz: 13:13

had a chicken biscuit recently from this restaurant called Jacob's pickles. And it's all like Southern food.

Bobby: 13:17

Right? So what's happening is it is that's becoming like famous just like the chicken sandwich. The classic chicken sandwich right now that's everywhere. Everybody has one now. KFC Burger King Wendy's. McDonald's has one now. It's like guys who's next Taco Bell. Yeah. Hopefully they could actually check your Southern fried chicken taco that actually be kind of fucking crispy with Nashville sauce. Oh my god. That'd be good.

Jim: 13:43

Did you just have a breakthrough? Yes. I'm starting a restaurant call up Mr. Taco Bell. Mr. t's

The Miz: 13:48

Hi, Mr. Taco Bell.

Jim: 13:49

Mr. Taco Bell. I have a question.

The Miz: 13:51

My friends getting into a fight with somebody on my reel right now. Like live. like going back and forth commenting.

Bobby: 13:58

Now going to the scene misses on the scene of a fight on Instagram.

Unknown: 14:02

Like what the fuck?

Bobby: 14:03

So one of the things that I did this weekend was I went to a youth soccer game.

Jim: 14:08

Why? Yeah. They're football, football, football

Bobby: 14:12

while I was in Georgia. And I realized that I am old. First of all, I keep saying that's like my, like, every week. I have to say I'm old at some point, right? But it's very weird because you when you see like the dads on the field and the moms, it's your like your ears and yeah, like I was so weird, because some of you guys are like, yeah, sorry. Or I said it. Like there was a coach. He was hot. Okay, and I filmed him. He was hot. Is that bad? Too late? Well, I mean, we're filming the grass. He accidentally came on screen. Oh my god, a lot hot. He was hot as far as

Jim: 14:49

me and coach.

Bobby: 14:50

I'm ready to play. He's like, come on, boy. Come on. And I'm like, these are six year olds. And hey, like some of them get so serious. And then the team mom's like cutting out pictures on the side. I'm like It's so weird. It's like so fake.

Jim: 15:02

Why is this such a big deal to you? Right? Like six year old picture. Thank you. That's exactly the same. They can't even play soccer. I've watched them they pick flowers in the field. It's terrible. It's it's hard to watch painful. It's like, Okay,

Bobby: 15:15

great. Yeah. And the coaches were like yelling and I'm like, these kids don't on their parents like, but when they're, you're in your age bracket. You're kind of like amazed you don't worry about this for a little bit. But like, but when when it happens, honey, it's a real child. Because you're like, Do I look like that? Am I do I look like him?

Jim: 15:34

Now? He was hot. Sorry. No, you did. I

Bobby: 15:40

mean, it's true. Like if I lost 150 pounds, I would be him maybe. Cuz he was tall.

Jim: 15:45

He was big. Just realize you're like, I am that old person. Now I'm that

Bobby: 15:49

old person. But also then I was like, I'm also like, kind of creepily looking at all the guys all the dads, sorry. Oh, yes. Well, after I

Jim: 15:57

said I want to fuck a stepdad I got living fires of hell, but stepdads

Bobby: 16:01

are my age I guess now. Right. So now, you

The Miz: 16:04

know, what about a stepdad specifically?

Jim: 16:08

I think? Yeah, yeah. Just like a dad but a little better, like a little cooler. Right?

Bobby: 16:17

Are you referring to yourself?

Jim: 16:18

No, I just mean any step that you are done last year. That's weird. So you want to

Bobby: 16:23

say you are a narcissistic mother?

Unknown: 16:25

Fuck yourself.

Bobby: 16:26

I want to find a stepdad like me.

Unknown: 16:30

I'm not even an actual step that not legally.

The Miz: 16:37

I'm screaming. Also, I was like, fell all over the place.

Jim: 16:41

I was like, What is that noise? Are you? Are you bumping uglies?

Unknown: 16:44

I fell out.

Bobby: 16:46

You're falling out.

Jim: 16:47

Something's rubbing hard.

Bobby: 16:50

So yeah, so then I realized I was like in gay heaven, but straight hell for gays straight like

Jim: 16:54

because you would never be able to do anything. It's fun to look up for a weekend, right? What

Bobby: 16:57

do you do during the weekend? And you're kind of just like, there's teen moms and there's like, whistles. Really bad shorts.

Jim: 17:06

It's like, Oh, I could just be laying on the couch right now. But no, let's get up a Saturday at 7am and go watch kids play soccer. I know it's their kids. But like, Is it really

Bobby: 17:14

that fun? And some of them they bring their little fucking scissors and cut out pictures? Like I just can't Yeah.

Jim: 17:20

I would be like I'm seeing home this weekend. You can take Billy to

Bobby: 17:23

fun. She's like in Bryson's doing so much better. I'm like

The Miz: 17:27

the I hate team sports say that's why I swam because like my parents can watch me do my race my race with my race. You're like, collective like

Bobby: 17:38

that's why I like to they're all on you or nothing at all

The Miz: 17:41

right? Exactly. The team one like fuck the team. Like I one

Bobby: 17:47

like I said explained your team

Jim: 17:48

words here with podcast time on it.

Unknown: 17:54

It's the man No, no, no, no, no,

Bobby: 17:58

I started 45 comedy shows this month because I love it so much.

Jim: 18:04

I go into his Instagram story. I'm like, oh, there's another one.

Bobby: 18:07

Here kind of like this motherfucker says he hates doing stand up comedy with sweet books. 10 more show.

Jim: 18:12

I can't afford to go to this many virtual show.

The Miz: 18:16

Live only? No, I Well, that's my always my biggest complaint. It's like selling it. Like when you cut a chat and you get to talk

Bobby: 18:27

to Chad. That should go right to the podcast.

The Miz: 18:31

podcast funds gonna

Bobby: 18:32

marketing.

The Miz: 18:33

Should that go to some Snapchat ads?

Bobby: 18:35

Yeah, basically,

The Miz: 18:37

we're voting on Time Square.

Bobby: 18:39

Yeah, I'm doing that when we're there. We're gonna get a picture in front of it.

Jim: 18:42

As long as we don't get shot. Well, we'll send that screenshot. He's like a mother of two dies in Times Square begging for her life. Wow. I

Bobby: 18:50

can't wait to visit and see the Elmos like listen, we're gonna like breeze by Time Square. I'm gonna be like okay, that was we're gonna be able to maybe for our hotel room so well that's pretty much as close as we're gonna get.

The Miz: 18:59

Yeah, well, we'll do a quick drive by

Jim: 19:03

Oh, say that we're not allowed to

Bobby: 19:06

get a wink to us on the camera. Like we are we are we're gonna do have I have my glasses on hold is no one piece of shit. Oh, I don't think it's Oh, it's a double chin so I went too low on the fucking beard. I'm not gonna lie. I don't like it. I don't know. I had a really hard fucking time with my haircut this week. You did it was chopped to hell the first time and then the second time she cut it really short.

Jim: 19:28

And then blended it in with the beard. I was like yeah. If the beard is the same length as Yeah, like,

The Miz: 19:35

no. You need a paper bag.

Bobby: 19:42

Wow. Paper fucking bag.

Unknown: 19:46

I get a paper bag. You need paper bag.

Bobby: 19:53

So yeah, that's bear backing. I guess I don't really know if I even accomplished anything. Did I?

Jim: 19:57

You just said you went to a football.

Bobby: 19:59

I just I I'm back Okay, I have one more thing to say this is that it's really weird being back in the real world Okay, like it really is a change in like seeing my mom and seeing my sister and my nephews like kind of like did a real big recharge and then like flying in I was being real dramatic and being like looking at the people below like I don't I'm not like I'm not gonna lie you're like look at how many lines below me I know and I was like really touching to be in the sky It was I felt really comfortable like I was like I'm

The Miz: 20:31

hatching to be in the sky

Bobby: 20:32

but I will say one one bit of psycho happened and when I was like I wonder if I am in a simulation if I can cost this plane to go right and I kept like thinking about it in my head to try to get the plane to go right but that was like me going to Texas what now but I just want to test it I want to test the simulation well you fail oh yeah clearly simulation

Jim: 20:51

you see that people cleaning the sky with their mops up there

Bobby: 20:54

we were close to them though. I can tell you can see a shine on the glass

The Miz: 20:58

you sat there and your two seats and was like trying to muscle the plane to go right with

Bobby: 21:06

I mean, I'm gonna be honest.

Unknown: 21:09

All these people on the plane nobody was like trying to get hurt shitting yourself sir. The restrooms down the Heil. I don't do lavatories down

The Miz: 21:20

the aisle

Bobby: 21:21

was already bad.

Jim: 21:23

Why can't you do restrooms? so tight there.

Bobby: 21:29

I'd be like turning and look at my shoulder. Like I'm already pee shy. I'm already like,

Jim: 21:34

you can always hear the person being too if you're in the front seats. And I'm just like, oh, here goes another person the bathroom.

Bobby: 21:40

Like who shits on a plane? That's a lot of people.

Unknown: 21:43

A lot of people shit on Shannon plan.

Jim: 21:46

I have I have not gay and I never

The Miz: 21:49

definitely shout out I'm playing

Bobby: 21:50

now. Oh my god. That's horrifying. I mean, is there water now or is it just like

The Miz: 21:56

it? dumps out? Oh, wow.

Jim: 22:00

So that is disgust that's I always see a long smear.

Unknown: 22:07

Know schmeer.

Jim: 22:13

schmeer shit in my world I on the toilet

The Miz: 22:17

bagel with a schmear of human feces.

Jim: 22:19

I'll take the raisins, Shamir beliefs.

Bobby: 22:22

I mean, it's unbelievable. But I will say people forgot how to travel. So get ready when you go travel. There's like wandering around like, well, it's Southwest, you know, you line up a through whatever you sign up online. And there's little things on the screen that tells you what the numbers right. So three people came in front of after the A's and we're like here and he's like your B 50. So like, they didn't know that. So then we get on the plane. They finally let them through early, we get off the plane and they run from their seats and run up to the front instead of waiting and you're supposed to wait. Yes. So that's just that's just on the way home like there was just things like that, that it was like guys like that's not it. There's etiquette on a fucking airplane. My grandpa was a pilot. I

Jim: 22:57

got a fine kiss my grandfather goodbye on that delta.

Bobby: 23:01

So I mean, there's just fucking etiquette on the plane. Right? And like, people are getting

The Miz: 23:07

signage and rules like I know. Nobody wants

Unknown: 23:10

to follow the rules. They tell you like, this is how it works,

Bobby: 23:12

right? Like when we were landing It was really turbulent sea today. Like I was actually it was really scary for a second, like legit. So these people stand up though. And we're like, clearly I can see land like we're below the clouds at this point. It's like we're landing and like, you have to be seated with your belt. Yes, it's a thing. And she's like, ladies and gentlemen, please sit down. We're like three minutes from landing. And I'm like, What

Jim: 23:32

are people doing? See out the window. Oh, that's the ground. And then

Bobby: 23:37

like, Oh, it's just a nightmare. So just get ready. That's all I'm saying.

Jim: 23:40

I'm not ready. God, I

The Miz: 23:41

can't wait

Unknown: 23:44

to go bareback with

Bobby: 23:47

row weekly.

The Miz: 23:55

I feel like I just got immersed in Korean culture by listening to that. No,

Bobby: 23:59

some schmeer

Unknown: 24:01

schmeer schmeer

Bobby: 24:05

punch me and make that and sell it

Jim: 24:08

well I can just give me some corn I'll make it once on a log

Bobby: 24:15

it's Corona again telling you how I got on the plane Alright everybody listen to the debut of the new ms with Ms.

Unknown: 24:26

Miserable with no cough

The Miz: 24:30

I like to do throat clearing and no lamb added effects on the voice

Bobby: 24:37

I'm gonna hear it again. Just one more time. Okay. Now you're gonna fucking

Unknown: 24:51

Oh my god. Yay.

Bobby: 24:53

What's going on? mezzi

The Miz: 24:54

Oh my god. Like everything and nothing. Okay, so my I There's like a, like a feud happening on my reel right now. And I'm kind of freaking out because I don't want to get like, reported. But so yesterday I went to a party and I'm not gonna lie. I like I was a vibe, I have to say what's involved and not the vibe so I made my friend it was video of me like just like dancing around like being stupid whoever it's I posted a reel. And like these two random people commented on it, like one of them said, one of them said not interested. And then one of them said, This dude looks like he touches children. Like why? Why? Just like random people like I've no idea who they are now like my one of my best friends is just like, now like attacking them. And she goes, she goes, sorry, you don't have a life and it's how you spend your time and he goes, I do have a job. And then in my sophomore year,

Bobby: 25:51

sophomore year, he was

The Miz: 25:53

like, What is going on?

Jim: 25:54

You're the one who immediately answered But yeah, I do have a job and I'm in my sophomore year lol.

The Miz: 25:59

So that's, well, it's great. On my reel, it says big haters. And so it's like fuck,

Bobby: 26:06

I love you. Okay, can you explain your outfit everyone though? Like you got everybody? The whole ensemble,

The Miz: 26:11

the ensemble. Okay, so it was a white rip jeans. It was like a flowy like, not Hawaiian shirt, but like that kind of format but like with Sophie smoothie, like Yeah. Come on your gut vibes and then a blue blazer and I just like I like never went up with less

Bobby: 26:29

sunglasses

The Miz: 26:30

and sunglasses. were mine. Oh, you

Bobby: 26:32

are like dancing and you're feeling your mother. I

The Miz: 26:36

was feeling Giovani that's what I was feeling.

Bobby: 26:39

I was like, Damn, he's like, doing a big you got a wristband on?

The Miz: 26:43

It was weird, though. Okay, so at this party went to, like the roommate of the birthday of the birthday girl is gay. Right? Okay, and so he had this whole clan of gays there. And it was such an interesting party because like, the gays were in one section. And then like the birthday person's friends were in like another section. And I was in the birth of you're in the middle. Ron, I was not interacting with any of the guys. I met like one of them. I met one of them. her roommate. And so I was like, wait, like you had to the gays. It's fucking hate me.

Jim: 27:20

They might I mean, they might What have you

Bobby: 27:22

been? What five? Are you? Why are you going back though? That's the thing. I think it's a two way street. Like are you giving that like evil look?

Unknown: 27:29

Come again to Oh,

Bobby: 27:30

yeah, not cool. But like you better if you're gonna come talk to me. You better fucking talk to me about something fucking important or don't even come over here at all?

The Miz: 27:36

Maybe. But at the same time I'm also like, I was a Morgan I am like doing stupid real right? You

Bobby: 27:42

were doing like smart. You were very smiley to like, it was it was really I was it was really attractive. I'm gonna say Watch out boys. Yeah, where that New York I might.

Unknown: 27:53

We paid off.

The Miz: 27:58

Yeah, so that was yesterday. And it was fun. But it definitely like it would have been regarded as like a super spreader event prior to all everyone being

Bobby: 28:07

bad. Oh, yeah. Well, that's the airport.

Unknown: 28:09

Yeah. All right. So

Bobby: 28:10

I'm telling you, it's bad. Like world's back.

The Miz: 28:12

Yeah, I think it's back and plus, like unpacks. Like, if you're not going to get back like that's your problem. That's my last time like, yes, no, sorry. Like, every week,

Bobby: 28:20

it seems like I'm getting more and more dull about it. Like Fuck you. I don't care like Ryan.

The Miz: 28:24

Cool, right? Like it's not like limited access anymore. Like right?

Bobby: 28:28

It's neither go good or get a good luck.

The Miz: 28:31

Or like get COVID and die like you're welcome to do either one choices. I'm cool with that. Then other news I'm really nervous about this. I have a fucking physical for the first time like 13 years tomorrow. 8am

Bobby: 28:44

she's finally gone to get an appointment with his doctor.

Jim: 28:48

I don't want to see your labs. Like

The Miz: 28:50

I don't I never would even do it a physical.

Unknown: 28:53

While you're gonna get fingered, you might get fingered.

Bobby: 28:55

You might get your balls touched. Yeah, probably some

Jim: 28:57

woman Yeah. A woman she'll bring a man Yeah, watch

The Miz: 29:03

what happens if like you're doing that and like you like get hard.

Jim: 29:06

Oh, that happens. Oh,

Bobby: 29:07

I mean that's literally it's very cool. That's what it's supposed to do. Is that is that you

Unknown: 29:17

when you go do your

Bobby: 29:18

physical and get milked yeah Have you ever heard about milking the prostate look it up bitch look it up.

Jim: 29:23

Yeah, but your PCP is not gonna do that at your yearly physical they don't milk you physical that's like you go to a urologist maybe?

The Miz: 29:32

I mean it's not what I answering No, but I was

Bobby: 29:35

like can I get hard I'm like yeah cuz that's like milking the prostate

The Miz: 29:39

okay, but I don't I'm didn't sign up to get not I sign up and listen to my lungs.

Jim: 29:45

Like you know when the doctors sexually assaults the patient like

The Miz: 29:49

jacked off my MD tomorrow like it was that was happening.

Unknown: 29:56

Have you been milked before? No, never.

The Miz: 29:58

Except burger Cochran. like Christ why

Jim: 30:02

would be hot if you wore it or like had a butt plug in there? Like you're gonna need to take this out? Now,

Bobby: 30:07

can you wait to get it ready for you?

Jim: 30:09

You're like here's the remote you can turn up the vibration if you'd like.

The Miz: 30:14

Oh god. ATM which I you were saying we're gonna work on something I'm so yeah, you're not gonna like have any sympathy for that but I wake

Bobby: 30:21

up every day

The Miz: 30:23

before 8am

Jim: 30:24

no I don't normally know I have to be somewhere at 8am it's a problem How

Bobby: 30:28

far is it to walk like two bongs

Jim: 30:31

Oh Jesus to block but I

The Miz: 30:33

have to shower everything if I know someone's gonna be milking me. Yeah,

Jim: 30:36

you gotta get I mean you could shower tonight.

The Miz: 30:41

I don't believe in I don't think showers I don't believe in I do both. Yeah I mean yeah I mean feel free as long as you shower in the morning too. But you got to shower in the morning I can I got time for that. I can shower. shower.

Bobby: 30:56

Oh, I have to shower at night and I have to get up in the morning. I can't shower. I never shower.

Jim: 31:03

There's no shower time is no breakfast time I wake up and roll. Oh, gotta go. Gotta go. I'm in my car within five minutes. Yeah, I'm like,

Bobby: 31:10

I was like that until I got the dog. But yeah, now I have to get up to get her out to get me out, etc, etc, etc.

The Miz: 31:17

and get me I gotta go get milked.

Bobby: 31:19

Then I got to go to war and you gotta get out. I mean, okay, whatever

Jim: 31:25

we've all been before.

The Miz: 31:27

Robin milked. Yeah, that's me. That's like the update, I guess. Right your life. I think that's the update. I'm also really fucking mad. So I joined a pool. And there was a glitch in the reservation systems like didn't let me like book any time slots. So they put me on the fucking waitlist for swimming at 645 tonight at 644 like you're off the waitlist. I'm not coming. I'm

Bobby: 31:48

not coming now.

The Miz: 31:50

I'm not awesome. I'm not hanging, no show, like Get the fuck out of here.

Bobby: 31:53

So it sounds like it's going well.

The Miz: 31:55

It's kind of nothing's going well, and what am I always Oh, my Oh. Oh, okay.

Unknown: 32:02

Oh,

The Miz: 32:02

have you guys been needing to like wait at restaurants recently?

Bobby: 32:05

He wouldn't mean wait.

The Miz: 32:08

Like you get there. It's like nothing about ball. It's like wait, no,

Unknown: 32:11

not really

The Miz: 32:12

does happen three times this week. And I'm, I'm done. I'm

Bobby: 32:18

I still spread out or is it like full capacity?

The Miz: 32:20

Now it's on full capacity yet. So I showed up on Cinco de Mayo, which is like my day, right? Because I might not know. But it's marked right. Up to this place. We went to try to go to three different fucking places. All of them were like, jam packed. And I was like, Are you ever wanting to get the fuck out? I wanted to go home clear out. I'm here. Like, right fuck. So then we ended up waiting, like 30 minutes for a stupid little table. And it was really good. But I'm gonna have to wait again today. I

Jim: 32:50

promise. I'm not going to wait. 30 minutes for a table. Yeah, and that's bad. In New York City.

The Miz: 32:57

Well now but like,

Jim: 32:58

they'll be like, we have an hour and a half away. I'm like, Okay, well go somewhere else to Applebee's. Yeah, you're like, what? hour and a half. Two hours on Saturday.

Unknown: 33:06

We can text you. Oh, okay.

Jim: 33:08

Like I ate dinner last night at 9pm at a restaurant.

Bobby: 33:11

There was a lot just FYI. I know

Unknown: 33:13

getting fat. I get it. No. Your Way

The Miz: 33:16

wherever you eat. No,

Bobby: 33:18

I'm just saying. You're just saying something.

The Miz: 33:21

Wherever the eating out

Jim: 33:22

everywhere. Like it's unfortunate. Like every night he's

Unknown: 33:25

like drinks drinks and food.

The Miz: 33:27

I haven't seen a lot of little stories. Yeah, a lot of stories

Bobby: 33:31

out of their time.

Jim: 33:32

Yeah, they're only for my close friends.

The Miz: 33:34

I know I always wonder like how how do I get to look on some people's close friends I'm like that's a bold statement on some people to call me a close fro yes

Bobby: 33:42

some people do that yet to me and I'm like I don't really know I don't like I

The Miz: 33:45

don't know. I don't give a shit like I muted

Jim: 33:47

a lot of people those don't have to so I don't know their stories at the top. Oh yeah,

Bobby: 33:51

I don't need to see Is that why you don't see our stories anymore? No, I

Jim: 33:55

look at ours. Oh, I always have no I'm just kidding

Bobby: 34:01

Yeah,

Unknown: 34:01

yeah,

Jim: 34:03

I got nervous

Unknown: 34:06

but yeah,

The Miz: 34:07

that's that's pretty much the vibe I feel like

Bobby: 34:10

you were coming back to life in the photos and the reels you're posting ashtray I just felt like you were alive

Unknown: 34:15

yeah for the

The Miz: 34:16

life I think it's a lot of highs and lows right now and like the highs are really high and the lows low and fuck

Bobby: 34:24

yeah, all we have to do is show our text chain and they could see a high high and a low low is and why we mess text. The math text is probably gonna happen tonight. Let's get to the doctor. I don't know what to do. Oh my god.

Unknown: 34:35

I'm not going I just got something my whole

Bobby: 34:38

I'm not gonna figure

The Miz: 34:39

out I'm not going I might not go I will say

Jim: 34:42

no, you don't want to pay the no show.

Bobby: 34:43

No. Yeah. Then you'll be like posting shit on Instagram. chugging down fucking coronas. Like I'm not fuck the doctor motherfucker.

Unknown: 34:52

Yeah, maybe.

Bobby: 34:53

I mean, probably. And I'm living for it. I mean, I'm fully for it.

The Miz: 34:58

You know what? Yeah.

Bobby: 35:00

I think everybody's kind of going through ups and downs like I know it's like cliche to say like everyone's going through

Jim: 35:04

we're going through it but it's a

The Miz: 35:06

way to not be okay says Demi Lovato

Bobby: 35:10

should just try to get Demi Lovato name and every episode.

The Miz: 35:14

You need to make a new podcast if not like I fucking hate Demi Lovato Hey dummy

Unknown: 35:20

damn damn near me. Here's what's your dummy

Bobby: 35:24

for y'all. This week you yelled at the St. Vincent DePaul for not giving enough. I don't know. Right? Cuz she was yelling up the fro yo one week and the next week she's in y'all saying that Ben says to Paul and they

Unknown: 35:38

yell at like

Bobby: 35:40

I got two hands like I can see a restaurant so Anyway, moving on

Unknown: 35:48

So anyway, that's that on that on God. Con God. Mr.

Bobby: 36:00

Smaller fucker. I cut it out. No, it's Mike every time

Unknown: 36:17

the more you know. Oh, my.

Bobby: 36:21

I think when you cut your shorter To be honest, I think yours is too long. What

The Miz: 36:24

the song? Yeah, we can actually make a gym puppet because

Bobby: 36:29

yes, so it's like legit happening like we have people contact us about the animation shit. And so I brought up puppets and I was like, this would be fun.

The Miz: 36:35

I need a gym puppet. What's that

Bobby: 36:37

show? Sir, where they would call prank call right collars. Yeah. Crank anchor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like I want that for us and have somebody do puppet shows. Oh my god.

Unknown: 36:48

That's such a good idea.

Bobby: 36:49

I don't know why I didn't think about that before. I could have done that myself to be honest happening because I made a good looking puppet. puppet pack and put both my hands in my puppet.

Unknown: 37:01

Because you're a person of size because

Bobby: 37:03

I'm a personal size

Unknown: 37:04

person.

Bobby: 37:08

Like it's legit.

The Miz: 37:09

Oh my god. And your legs must be fucking huge. Cuz

Bobby: 37:13

they're all muscle. They are. They are only fat. I have my buddies. my titties and my stomach. And my chin apparently when I shaved my beard down.

Jim: 37:21

Yeah, we got to grow that out.

Bobby: 37:23

I'm trying to think how many public appearances?

The Miz: 37:26

Good do we cut break this week? And thank God

Bobby: 37:29

we have to make an appearance this week.

Jim: 37:31

Thank God. I just showed my face all over to do our first live show this week. To fat. Oh my god. Wow, I'm scandalized. Okay. Two little facts here. Do you guys know what the national animal of Scotland is?

Bobby: 37:54

Here we go more science. Yeah, actually had no science this week.

Jim: 37:59

How would this relate to

Bobby: 38:00

science, biology?

Unknown: 38:07

Anything that's alive?

Bobby: 38:10

Guy. That's a living thing. Biology and science.

Jim: 38:12

Well, this is outside of biology, so it's perfect. Okay,

Unknown: 38:15

fine.

The Miz: 38:17

Obviously, no,

Unknown: 38:18

I don't know grasshopper.

Jim: 38:21

I'll give you a hint. Here give me ham related to Jim.

The Miz: 38:26

Cricket a unicorn.

Unknown: 38:27

a unicorn cricket. Cricket remember? I said Jim not Gemini.

Bobby: 38:38

Gemini Kruk? Yeah, I was putting it all together.

Jim: 38:42

You were reaching your career. And then you fell off the ledge? It's a unicorn. Wait, is that legit? It's actually their national animal is fucking worthless

The Miz: 38:54

yes contrary bizarre animal be a unicorn doesn't exist well

Unknown: 38:59

if I want to be the Loch Ness

Bobby: 39:01

then that's it. Fucking idiots

The Miz: 39:05

I hate Scotland flux down

Unknown: 39:07

Wow

Bobby: 39:11

What do you meant to say? Hello to all our Scotland listeners. Yeah,

The Miz: 39:14

if you live in Scotland don't fucking podcast don't know there are some when this podcast by listen to it with your unicorn ask pitch. Matt now

Jim: 39:24

anyway, how are you little Posey views Scottish per se

The Miz: 39:32

of like Korea.

Bobby: 39:34

So it isn't science fiction.

Jim: 39:36

It's science fiction. Okay, so the next question I have is what nano isabelline. So even worse for you, Bobby. We all seen you a spelling bee it is I would love to

Unknown: 39:54

be your words. And hey, Andy,

Jim: 39:57

we can do this. We're gonna do a spelling bee. Yeah, we have Okay, so what is the dot over a lowercase I or j?

The Miz: 40:06

A dot over a lowercase I?

Jim: 40:09

Yeah, or the J. Oh,

Bobby: 40:10

I don't know how to say a pendulum but no i don't know i do a penta glam

The Miz: 40:14

a pendulum

Jim: 40:18

that a Pentagon and a glamorous glamorous woman dotting my

The Miz: 40:21

eyes and dotting my pentacle and

Unknown: 40:24

not a SFX x. Definitely not following

Bobby: 40:32

up on that, sorry.

Unknown: 40:35

I suffer x Are you from Sussex a thing called gem called

Jim: 40:47

many of you one more hand, it's these baggy sample from your chest. Here's a tip, a table called sua tittle well, you know the phrase to a tee. They think to a tee. Like when you do something to a tee, you gotta let it's to a tittle. Because you're like paying attention and you're dotting your eyes crossing your T's. You're paying attention

Unknown: 41:15

to tiddle.

The Miz: 41:17

So they're like it's to a tee. So we got to call it a title.

Bobby: 41:20

Yeah, we totally, totally ting

Jim: 41:22

I want you to do this to a title. See what people say,

Unknown: 41:25

why am I

The Miz: 41:27

okay, where does their call it will come?

Jim: 41:29

Oh, Tilda. That's I think thing over them. And

Bobby: 41:33

that's what I was getting out when I killed that till day.

Unknown: 41:37

It's a till day thing.

Bobby: 41:39

tilde tilde or downsale.

Jim: 41:41

Tilda Swinton. She's over the end. Okay. I

Bobby: 41:44

think we should have a spelling bee against me and says, Okay, give us like a hard word. Okay, and like be scandalous or whatever.

Unknown: 41:51

Well, Danny,

Bobby: 41:52

welcome to the first ever She's Not Doing So Well. Spelling Bee. I'm not your host, but I'm one of the contestants. Bobby.

Unknown: 42:00

All right.

Bobby: 42:01

We also have MS here.

Jim: 42:08

Yeah. Is seal.

Unknown: 42:11

Like the animal.

Bobby: 42:13

Can I get the origin?

Unknown: 42:16

In a sentence, please.

Jim: 42:18

The seal is Swimming.

Bobby: 42:21

Swimming. Am I going first? Yes, yeah, S e a l.

Jim: 42:27

All right, Ms. Or word?

Bobby: 42:31

supercalifragilistic. expialidocious.

Jim: 42:34

Forward is a delicious ice cream topping. butterscotch.

Unknown: 42:40

butterscotch?

Jim: 42:41

butterscotch don't want a question. Is

The Miz: 42:43

it as bu TT er s si. Te ch

Unknown: 42:48

correct.

The Miz: 42:50

am I nervous?

Bobby: 42:52

I know it's nerve wracking to spell it is

Unknown: 42:54

sweating. I'm actually I'm spelling sweating, sweating.

Jim: 42:59

I must better All right. Here we go. Bobby. When we are discussing how you go about arranging your podcast, and we talk about your methodology. Tell me how to spell methodology.

Bobby: 43:16

Am eth od o l o g Why? Thank you. It's cuz I studied turtles.

Jim: 43:26

All right. Told us. This is our last medium difficulty word for Ms. Ms. You are very mellow. dramatic. mellow, dramatic.

The Miz: 43:37

I'm like nervous. Okay, is it just like me? Oh, dramatic. Is it? Dr. A ma? t IC?

Unknown: 43:46

Yes.

Bobby: 43:49

The problem is, like I lose my train of thought as I'm spelling. I think my properties I like.

The Miz: 43:55

I'm like right now what I just say like that's I have to do with the alphabet. I can't say the alphabet. Oh, really? Like I can I need to like be like abcdefg uh, you know, I get that one. My gosh, I can't just automatically know like, what comes after wire before one?

Bobby: 44:12

Like wonder what I have to sing it? Oh, yeah. So I'm like, ABCD

Jim: 44:20

we're gonna kick it up a level here. Okay. Today on your plane ride, it became turbulent.

Bobby: 44:31

turbulent TURB. You tell A and T turbulent.

Jim: 44:43

Its end at the end. turbulent math

The Miz: 44:46

is turbulent, but not in a. It's an E.

Jim: 44:49

So Bobby is out on turbulence. That's very, very sad, very turbulent. We do have a word for his

Bobby: 44:59

he's nervous. As you should

The Miz: 45:01

know you're gonna you're gonna get me out.

Jim: 45:02

Sometimes. When Bobby is speaking, he has difficulty with his elocution.

Bobby: 45:10

Never heard of that word

The Miz: 45:14

I'm not gonna get a

Bobby: 45:16

college degree versus college dropout pressure

The Miz: 45:21

I'm gonna get it wrong from the guy is it because he can't

Unknown: 45:27

just go Oh,

The Miz: 45:29

I need like write it can I write

Jim: 45:30

it? no no you can't you're honestly

The Miz: 45:32

like just write it like he he to you tip IOM

Unknown: 45:41

hard

Jim: 45:42

yellow c u t i o n the skill of clear and expressive speech. Creation and articulation Bobby had a lobotomy. Lo botani l

Bobby: 45:55

o b bb OTOMANY la ba tamani

Jim: 46:02

you're just doing bad elocution on purpose. No, it's a lotta money.

Bobby: 46:07

I don't know how to spell that. I really don't know bottom on a lotta money.

Jim: 46:10

It's l ob OTOMY. lobata. me.

Bobby: 46:15

Okay. I totally got it wrong.

The Miz: 46:17

I thought we were done.

Bobby: 46:19

I know. You just gotta get this right. And we're done. Like I thought

The Miz: 46:21

we were done. And

Bobby: 46:23

he's looking at how to spell out.

Unknown: 46:26

How to spell allocution he wants to confirm He's like, No, you fucking bitch. This isn't real like you you know a gym you just fucking line you fucking suck

Jim: 46:36

shit and Scotland. They had queues. When ms wears jewelry. It's always cubic zirconium that turns your skin green. What the fuck is it's cheap off diamond. It's a knockoff. So you know you have a lot.

The Miz: 46:50

I don't think I have anything one diamond on it.

Bobby: 46:52

Well, we have a winner.

Unknown: 46:55

Because I can't take the spelling out of every question. Yeah,

Bobby: 46:59

right. You're like, Well, what do you mean? Is it yellow?

Jim: 47:02

They had to call security. First time ever at spelling bee National Spelling Bee. They're like get security. They're like you won't leave this one.

Bobby: 47:09

This one is like asking too many questions. Like we got to go. This is like the

Unknown: 47:13

worst. Can you use it in a paragraph? Can you quote it from a book? Please?

Bobby: 47:18

Can you please say it in a different language? Be like, what's the origin of the fucking origin? I guess. There's like tittles. It helps

Jim: 47:27

the spelling like is it gonna be like, Is it a Greek origin? Or desert k in there somewhere?

Bobby: 47:33

Well, that was fun. It was real fun.

The Miz: 47:36

Thanks, gem.

Unknown: 47:42

The more you

Bobby: 47:43

do you know people just skip through this real quick.

Jim: 47:46

15 seconds gone. Yeah. All right. All right.

Bobby: 47:51

Hmm. Anything before we before I do a final thought. While Jim is walking out the door literally he just like I want pizza. Oh, he's in trouble. He's got Okay, hold on. Don't start doing that. Let's just finish it up, honey. Let's do our final thoughts. Yeah, let's an MS. What's that? Ms.

Unknown: 48:12

It's me.

Bobby: 48:13

How does he not know he gets text? Hmm. Right. It's a lot of puzzling. I've ever felt my life but we

Jim: 48:19

gotta go. Fill your texts as you're blowing up or what?

Unknown: 48:23

Yeah. Yeah, it's a fight. It's a fight.

Jim: 48:26

Well, by the way, your friend called some other guy who said he's not interested a Nazi youth? Because he's blind sir.

Bobby: 48:33

arguing in the comments.

Jim: 48:34

It's so funny. She's like, they're like you not see you.

Unknown: 48:38

Next month to use.

Jim: 48:40

She just doesn't give a fuck are you? Yeah, shouldn't Hitler you? Yeah. She don't give a fuck. We shouldn't be calling people with you. Yeah, I mean, are you? I've never heard that history repeats itself.

The Miz: 48:53

He's gay to Hitler Youth.

Bobby: 48:55

Yeah, hit that mushroom head. Oh. As I want you to go first, because last week you you produced one, but it took a while. So let's see what your final thought is this week.

The Miz: 49:07

One final thought is spelling is hard. When done in a sport sense and not typing out. I would agree. Which is another one of the skills that you just like don't need to know. Because you have how to spell standing here and saying

Bobby: 49:24

I don't know like, why is that such a big thing?

Unknown: 49:27

I'm not

Bobby: 49:28

impressing you when you go to Harvard or something or like you have like a better chance for your CVV or a spelling

Unknown: 49:33

bee.

Bobby: 49:35

I was a champion fifth grade. Like Well,

Jim: 49:36

you have seven warm grades until you go to college. Goodbye.

Bobby: 49:39

And then that's where you just pay for nothing. Yeah, thank you.

Unknown: 49:50

Smart fans is

The Miz: 49:57

I know some people get diplomas some people get stimulus charts.

Bobby: 50:02

Some people are almost on the border of not getting a stimulus check.

Jim: 50:07

A really good year and almost didn't get a stimulus. Some

Bobby: 50:10

people like just sound jealous so they're not getting a stimulus for no reason. So

Unknown: 50:17

I get this. It's called my steamy honey. I'm jealous, deeming you

Bobby: 50:21

should be. You should remind him box got plenty of Biden and Trump, UK Spain.

Unknown: 50:29

Han Han.

Jim: 50:31

What's your final thought?

Bobby: 50:32

My final thought you lost it. I can. No, I'm gonna go gee. Just when you get back to the real life, and you get back to the real world, embrace the ones that you love. And really take in the moment because it really does like recharge, you know, saying like, it felt so good to hug my mom. Like, we're like it was like creepy. I was like hugging for too long. Probably. Yeah, wha That's disgusting. First of all, you nasty fucking

Unknown: 51:01

Hitler, you

Bobby: 51:03

know, but it was just weird. It was like, Oh my god, this is my mom. Like, so if you haven't seen somebody, and you see him like, embrace it and really take it in.

Unknown: 51:15

Bubbles. Thank

Bobby: 51:16

you. Jim.

Jim: 51:18

My final thought came to me last night I had a realization. So you're

Bobby: 51:24

not during the show.

Unknown: 51:27

My Files probably unreliable.

Jim: 51:31

So final thoughts from the show?

Unknown: 51:34

Never thought was like, never ever thought. No, I

Jim: 51:38

didn't think it related to the show ever.

Unknown: 51:41

Oh my god. My final thoughts may

Bobby: 51:43

have one time dead.

Jim: 51:44

Okay, but like normally they don't. So normally it's like, okay, we

The Miz: 51:47

do three segments. And then oh, bonus. Any thought you have?

Unknown: 51:50

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Jim: 51:56

Ever, ever, like through the show been like, Oh, I'm gonna use that as my final thought. I just come up with a final thought at the end. Okay, that's what you guys did.

The Miz: 52:05

First, okay.

Bobby: 52:06

But sometimes I guess you just nail it like you just it's still kind of part of it. But this is the first time ever lead with

Jim: 52:11

Oh, I guess you didn't last sleeping. I well, it came to me last night and it really came to my right and on you. It came in came in my gut right now.

Unknown: 52:24

What is that?

Jim: 52:24

Wow. Okay. Well, so I would say do not surround yourself with boring people. Because it's

Unknown: 52:33

number one on this fucking show.

Jim: 52:35

Exactly. No, one No.

The Miz: 52:39

Joke game that nobody.

Bobby: 52:42

I know. We're not I was like, wow. But now he's attacked. Let's get honest. There's one of us have a problem every fucking week. So we're entertaining. We put out someone's fire every week every week. So we've got fire like Jim has no car now and can't find his red box. But it was here.

Unknown: 52:55

Bobby can't find it either. I

Bobby: 52:56

couldn't find it. So

Jim: 52:58

I was like mad. I know. It's Bobby's. He's like, you probably

Bobby: 53:02

knew it was. Well, now you have a

Jim: 53:07

Yeah, it was at Bobby's house, but he

Bobby: 53:08

was in a it was in a tote that had my equipment in it. Uh huh. Oh. Oh.

Unknown: 53:17

Anyway, yeah.

Jim: 53:20

I mean, like, here are like people that are you know, like, they act like your parents where they're scandalized. By everything that you do or say or anything anyone else does about like your leave. This is happening right definition of okay. If you are like, offended by something or someone constantly get away from that person. They're not worth being around.

Unknown: 53:41

Wow. Oh, yeah.

Jim: 53:43

I had a realization.

The Miz: 53:44

You know what, sometimes episode perfectly. It hit me,

Bobby: 53:48

Jim. That was so sweet. And so gentle. You can fuck me gently later.

Unknown: 53:52

Thank you. Which hold Top, Top all

Bobby: 53:57

tighter. And I just saw an airplane. So you know, it's make sure you share with your friends. As on Tinder. Oh, shout out to our animators, because we're starting an animating studio now.

Jim: 54:10

I love that animation.

Bobby: 54:12

I knew she was awesome about it. Yeah, like it's cool. And then we have a public tear and like, I have a social media girl that just wants to work with us. Like it's kind of happening. I'm gonna lowball people that are reaching out to me from Upwork I've been using Upwork No, this is not an affiliated thing. But yeah, your shows awesome. And I'm lesbian. I'm like, Okay, so I've been like kind of connecting people that when I was like, Why can we just create a fucking huge team of people who want to like, bro like, wait,

Unknown: 54:38

we love last?

Bobby: 54:39

Right? Let's lesbians are really an animation. I didn't know that. But shout out to lesbians Subarus and animation and Home Depot, Home Depot and Lincoln Logs

Jim: 54:52

Do you know yet the toy but is that another thing?

Bobby: 54:56

Do you know that I thought they were spelled link in logs. I thought they were called LinkedIn logs.

The Miz: 55:03

LinkedIn log, Lincoln Logs Lima,

Unknown: 55:06

professional nine linking like link and the log linking anyway, it's not like LinkedIn. Yeah.

Bobby: 55:14

Which Why did he have logs? It's because he lives in a farm in Kentucky. Didn't he? Like cut what down or something? He was like a carpenter. Lincoln. Yeah. I was like Jesus. That was Jesus. I thought was from Kentucky that's born in Kentucky. I guess that's it, guys. This was like really smooth. I feel like I'm kind of in shock because we actually did it. So smooth. It was it really was like, there was a lot of like, smooth sailing here. I feel like my editing I'm probably just gonna hate myself on this whole episode. But whatever. It's not my fault that somebody that I have the fucking red box here that that didn't know that I

Unknown: 55:46

had, and I

Bobby: 55:47

still wouldn't had it even and I found it so and then Jim looked through his car and then probably like, pulled his wires out on accident. And now like, I get star and he's gonna have to over to work. So that's where we're at. Thank you for coming. Congrats. Congrats to you for listening to us.

Unknown: 56:05

You've made it through.

Bobby: 56:06

Yeah, you may win an award.

Jim: 56:09

You can make it through this. You

Bobby: 56:10

can make it through your week. Good luck. Yeah, halfway through halfway. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, this is Oh, no, I'm trying not to introduce ourselves either. Now,

Jim: 56:19

this has been another

Bobby: 56:20

This has been another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well.

Unknown: 56:22

I'm Bobby. I'm Jed.

The Miz: 56:25

Just say we were introducing us. Yeah, I

Bobby: 56:27

know. It's like a joke. I'm not gonna but how do I end it then? How do you fucking say the end like,

The Miz: 56:33

or just stop talking?

Bobby: 56:36

Please stop talking.

The Miz: 56:37

But you don't have to say it. You just stop. Please stop talking. And I'm gonna stop talking now.

Bobby: 56:45

And 321 we're gonna stop talking.

The Miz: 56:49

Doing So Well. See you next time. Thanks for listening. Okay, yeah. Goodbye. Thanks for listening. We'll

Bobby: 56:54

see you next time. We'll hear you next time. You won't see us but you'll hear us next time.

The Miz: 57:00

You should go work at like a baseball field. You

Jim: 57:02

won't you either.

Unknown: 57:05

Announcing. Before Brett marking cater. Mark Mark

Bobby: 57:13

made it up. Third base Breton marking cater.

Unknown: 57:19

Yeah, I think he's

Bobby: 57:21

actually got like a radio. Yeah, we're gonna get into voice acting kind of

Unknown: 57:25

voice over work.

Bobby: 57:26

You should do that. Yeah, I've, it's okay. Here's the problem. This is really quick. The problem with working for yourself is that it's really fucking hard. Right? Because you've got I need to know I'm gonna make this money or I have insurance to be able to do it. But I can't do it unless I quit my full time job. Right?

The Miz: 57:41

Right. So it doesn't work. You could try to like get some gigs before it like, you make it your full time thing, right? Like you can try on the side. And if that works, then you transition fully to that doesn't work, then we're done.

Bobby: 57:54

So tell me what's going on with your comedy career.

The Miz: 57:56

That's exactly right. I'm not. I'm not sitting here acting like it's my call Tyler.

Bobby: 58:01

So also, if you find us in New York City on June 4, will fuck you. Yeah, we will. And it will be at misses comedy club, or whatever.

Unknown: 58:13

comedy club that I'm open. This is gonna

Bobby: 58:16

be a live show.

The Miz: 58:18

Surprise, guys. I bought a comedy club.

Bobby: 58:20

So he does is doing more comedy than he's ever done in his life. And when we're there, we're gonna see it and I can't wait.

The Miz: 58:25

It's gonna be horrendous. So everyone come to shark

Unknown: 58:28

DTF let's do it.

Bobby: 58:29

If you meet us in New York, you might see our winners will give you a little incentive to come find us give you a tour. First person to find us gets$10,000 All right. Next week. This is fucking unfuckin real I gotta go. Guys, one more thing. I can't even do what he does. I love that cuz I'll hear that sometimes. And I'm like he's laughing but like, not trying not to let us hear him laugh but he's laughing like I can hear you betcha.

Unknown: 59:03

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