I'm Not A Robot

This week on not Well, Bobby is devastated that his work husband is leaving gym hates New Years or is it New Year, cheese balls, capsule logins and meth addicts.

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Okay. Hello, everybody and welcome. is are we good? Are you ready? Hi. Hi, everybody. Welcome to another episode of not well, not. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. And I feel like we're in our very first episode ever the way I just said I'm Bobby like really? Nervous. I think you you should be. Well, it's a new year. It's a new me so be as nervous as that chair holding you up. I mean, Damn, man. You just really started in the mail. I was really mad. Wow, man. You're really starting the new year. Take a sip, bro. Oh, you went from Prosecco. Bruh Zakka What is it a Brazilian Brozek go to Brazil. That was that IPA? Babe. I'm having an IPA. I'm a man. Oh, have you seen on hairy chest? I've seen that ass. Oh, that's Harry to. Oh, oops. It was not as hard as you think. More of the whole. Do you shave your whole though? Trim. So that's why I'm so glad I'm lasered because you don't have those like little Pericles when they're growing back. Honey, the Pericles come in. You don't do that little berries. This is a smooth whole bed. If anybody should be able to bottom it's me. I have no hair earlier, the perfect bottom and you act like a bottom. But then when it comes to it, I'm like, I'm scared. I can't it hurts. We I'm trying to take deep breaths. It's like Oh, fuck. I mean, when's the last time you bottomed? It's been a while. It's been a minute. Okay. Okay, I am wondering, though, is he? Yeah, it's called why a fisher? Yeah, I

just have been having issues and there's pain, there's trauma, there's there is damage. There's damage, there's age, there's age, there's, you know, sometimes you wipe a little too much that day. And then it's like literally deck with some like, burn

out. Yeah, it's horrible. Sometimes someone tries to fuck you in the backseat of a car, and then you get a little tear. And then you're fucked for about six months. It's forever, forever. Literally, like bottom. Okay, we've done this before we have to our listeners now. But I mean, it's the word we Yeah. And then there's like listeners out there. Like I love botany, which is great. If you have a problem you can take. If you can take a whole if you can take a whole deck if you can take a whole day and not just to paint and work it. I really have respect for the bottoms in our community. I have to say I do too, because it's taken a dick as hard. Nobody gets a hard. You're cute. Girl. I want to find a new thing. But I couldn't fly. No, not yet. If it ain't broke, don't fix

it. Which thank you to all of our listeners and beauty in the beast. Well, can we I just want to say like a little. We had a really good month. Okay, we have a demand tripled from November. So thank you to everybody who just joined us.

Everyone just showed up just show up to the show because of the discord is Yeah, I don't know what's really interesting. I mean, not in a bad way. Just Mr. MoPhO Yeah, shout out to Mr. MoPhO. I'm not sure who or what he is. I'm not sure if it's real. It's probably like a lot of it or somebody like yeah, it's just somebody spying on us. It feels like a mole. It does feels like a mole. Cuz not the kind of in your face. Kind in your tank either. Oh, you have one. Oh, but that really freaks me out. There. That would be really that's bad. Yeah. Do you have one there? No. Okay, sure. I really don't. Do you need checked? No, no. Sometimes that laser can cause skin changes. So alright, cancer, because it's like, yeah, it's like, UV rays. Yep. On your whole. I'm just put it down. Try to have a pile mental system and you tell me what the fuck up. Okay, so I had an experience. Yeah. I had a gay experience. I just want to share, I'd hope you do because you're gay. Well, I'm a queer. First of all, because as we know, I'm into the trans men as well. Gay. I don't know what to say. Don't you miss label me? I mean, sorry. I just feel like we've been over this again. I don't know. I just don't wanna make you panic. A lot of gay men. don't respect trans men. I respect I just wanna fuck a pussy. Right? And that's not their fault. Even if he has a pussy. You don't want him Correct. Well, I'm more about the appendage. You're about. You're attracted to penises? Correct? Like, I'm not honorable. I'm

the guy. Oh, but like, it's really the dick that I'm looking here after the day. That's what I'm like, I always want to see people's dicks. It's like, I want to see a dick. Yeah, and that's why you're on Reddit. 24/7 Right. And that's why I want to see like everybody in my lives deck.

I mean, I've already shown you mine so I don't know why you're looking at me, but I'm not I'm just Oh wow. Hmm, looks like once you've seen that what had a gay experience? Okay, so tell me, so. I got I got adventurous huh? I sat on my partner's face just fully sat on it. Hi gay. And it was incredible and just like stay there and told him what to do now could

he breathe? Occasionally I've let him come up for air so where was your hole positioned on his face? Mouth? Okay, right on the mouth so he's just like taking your whole entire asshole in.

Yep. Legs Fred right on his face. I just don't know. It's my age. Now. I just No Lingus grosses me out sometimes. No. Why not really? Like I like it done to me, but I just can't imagine a NAS again. I love eating at what I know. What are you gay? I'm straight. Okay, see, don't bother. Just want to eat. You don't bottom you don't need to ask like what? I'm sorry. Like, I'm aside. I like hand I can eat I know. I just don't like that's a personal thing. It's like something I do it is your internalized homophobia. You're like the bottle dirty just well. It's not if you shower before I know, but it's still like, Oh, honey. Oh, I almost threw up in my mouth. You're like, oh, that's that's I'm dizzy. That's the that's the coffee. I was drinking coffee. I did the same recipes last week because it was such a good episode that I'm like whatever. But have you ever enjoyed eating masks or Yeah, do you like getting your SE? Yeah, I used to but now I'm really I'm really uncomfortable to ever see okay, so maybe it's also I don't like bottoming a lot is because my palatal system a freaking hot No I think that's what kind of caused it to be honest.

I mean, are you willing bottoming because if you don't mean like sometimes you get fucked and then you like like don't really dump your common you go on with your life okay, sometimes you don't shower right away calm

Oh yeah. Our afterwards so that calm leaking out now into the well like, like the lube and stuff so there's like, it's like sexual parts have been touching so bacteria. So I'm just freaked out. I'm just like, freaked out that's why you just get a little more usually Yeah, clean up. I get it. It's just like a tongue though. Like you that's easy to clean up like there's no calm there's no loo No, it's just something I used to like you my asking but I just I'm not comfortable with my bottom anymore. Oh, honey, I hate this. I'm not actually a fan. We need to re explore and like reacquaint you well, Michael's like, why don't you our job? Why don't let him Yes, let him eat it wants to so bad. I'm telling you. My fiance just thought that was the hottest thing ever. He talked about it four days later. Maybe? It was so like I take a shower. Scrub, scrub, scrub. Yeah, hot tub, soak, soak, soak and then I'd be more comfortable with it. I mean, it's just I just want to make sure you enjoy it though. I don't just do it for no i i used to love it. Okay, it feels right you could eat my so I had people eat my asshole only seem like some would be like I want to your whole and I'm like okay, and I could let you go. Yeah, well, that's yeah, I did. I just came on. I was like, sitting on his face came on his chest. He loved to sit on the face came on the face or sit on the chest came on what are you trying to say? I don't know. Sit on the face came on the chest. Yeah, that's how cuz I was facing now. Yes. You're like, oh, like reverse cowgirl? Yeah, okay, I got it. Girl and do FORWARD cowgirl? Will you be like this? What's the name of that position? will be right here. And you're like, yeah, yeah, that's hot. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, girl. Yeah, yes, honey. I'm just saying Oh, I'm glad that you did that though. Or whatever. But you're I'm like hi, I did something gay Bobby's like it. Oh. Sick I threw up in my mouth. That's gross.

I'm just the problem is I'm a little bit depressed is about why I have some really bad news for not like horrible but Zack stop working on other projects really working actually. And I have feelings still because I my work husband broke up with me on Friday.

Girl, no, like I'm serious. This is like a blow. This makes you wanna quit my job. He blew you? No, no, I wouldn't. I would. You would do the blowing. I mean, I'm not saying anything. But I'm just saying. So anyway. Well, I'm in. i So he comes in. He sits down. He's like, I'm talking per usual like I'm like, Oh my God. It's almost Hi. I'm obsessed with you high. Like very No, I'm not. I'm not system any he's not listening. No, he might though. Well, he's leaving so it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They'll ever talk to him again.

That's what I think I'm really upset about you. Oh, so he's like the first Street guy and I know I have straight friends and I really appreciate all the straight friends but he's one that's like, cut from a different cloth like kind of cut from a cloth that my friends are at home. Like we didn't really know gay people off. Yeah, like cut from that same cloth. He's a Republican. What? Cloth cloth like you're cut from the same cloth? You've never heard that before?

Are you fucking dumb? Yes. But Republican cloth. Yeah, honey, it's

thick. Well anyway, you know, I mean, very structured military, a welder like I mean, anyway, we connected on a different level more than just work honestly the perfect person for you, but just would listen to me and like want to hear about my weekend validate you and even if I was like, oh god we were crazy we got naked in the hot tub he would laugh at that and be okay with it instead of me. Like, I didn't have to hold back with him on that's actually I'm gonna I'm gonna write him a letter you've got to when he leaves and say here read this when you go home but and thank him for being so open with me and like, I need a hug. I need a hug bad.

I'm so sad about it. Like you need a hug from him though, right? But I could cry. And honestly, you need to, you know, feel around, not with hands, but just like a little touch money aware. Like, check it a little like, sometimes you feel something a little firm down below a little sausage or something but like you can just, you know, it's a real hug. Yeah, I know. He's not gonna listen to this. It's okay. I mean, if he does, like, I respect him as a person, like I would never like, sexualize him or anything like that. But honestly, like if he wanted it, I'd be okay. With helping out. Exactly. Well, yeah, he doesn't want probably the phone. He doesn't want the football Island idol says he just wants he wants to be like, I mean, he probably would put me in a glory hole and it'd be something on their side. You would never know that which is fine. That situation is because I know that 100 Cuz you can be straight and you don't know. I'm gonna walk around this wall. You stand here. You might feel some whiskers, but that's okay. Whisper whiskers don't women do have whiskers. Like a Greek or Russian grandma whiskers. There are a lot of women that actually have beard. A lot of women. Oh, I'm so sick of women like shaving waxing doing everything to their body. Don't shave your mustache because we can tell. We can tell there was a hole. Yeah, it's tough. It's rough. But this is there was a girl named Emily and eighth grade. She she used to shave a towel when she shaved it and then another girl named Lindsay bleached it and she would come in one day and be like it would be all red. But then you still see blonde hairs.

We had somebody even working with the chin hair that would just like it was come out of a mall. Just one chin one it would get so long. That I cannot believe you're just letting this just sit. Okay, that can be taken care of that can be Yeah, let's laser that mole off. Let's cut them all off. Okay. Oh,

yeah. Oh, sorry. Oh, God. This is worse than handling this for Bobby. I mean, I just feel like and so how did what did he say to you about how he feels about you? This is the other hard part is he goes honest. He came in like shaking. So it was so hot. It was I mean he just

kind of say this though, like beyond anything that he looks like anything that stopped pretending he's in the room. First of all, no, but I wanted to say this out loud just from me. Okay, he is a really great person. He is such a good person, and I'm really gonna miss him. That's really, and I can't do this again, because I just like got, I've lost a couple co workers that are now like, it's really going to be detrimental. I'm going to put in my two weeks on Monday to literal like, two weeks fuck at my husband will go in there and then I'll go and I'm done. Chill. Oh, you're both gonna quit together? Oh, that'd be really hot. It's like Romeo and Juliet, Juliet, Romeo and Romeo, Romeo and Romeo,

Romeo and Juliet. I'm like, oh, dear Romeo. Dear Rome. Yeah, like I want to quit. The thing is you want to quit permanently. He's trying to find a new job. You're just like, I want to quit. He already has a new job. That's the fucked up. Oh, it's better to and it's well, well, it is. But you know, he gets to work with a housewife and focus on this. Because we got a lot to do we have trips to plan Listen, we have a lot going on with triple. Triple again, it's over. We triple again. That's like scary. We're gonna have nine listeners after this. If we triple again, we triple again. They'll be nine nine of you. And then 27 And I just boom, boom, boom and shout out to our new listeners. I need a shout out. Hi gay. Hi, gay. Oh, thank you gays. I don't know where this one tie gay. I haven't memorized Hi gay. Thank you. Thanks, but I'm getting uncomfortable. Why are you getting uncomfortable Baby? Baby? Because I have something to tell you. Oh my God. Are you kidding? Stop. Oh my God, I'll cry. Hold on. I'm glad we tripled because it seems like every time someone leaves we triple triple again and then I'll quit. That's why we evergreen evergreen honey. Scott McHugh. Thank you for joining the show. I just want to sue Scott. He's somebody who follows us now.

He I sent him a shirt. Oh, I do want to say this honey honey list. Oh, Columbus Blue Jackets. Um, don't be tweeting me about the San Jose Sharks. And that's all do sports talk right now. That's I will do but Scott.

Watch out. Listen, I didn't back. We know they're not good because sharks don't live in the desert. Honestly. Well, it's on San Jose, which is on the ocean. I don't know where San Jose, is that what it is in California? It's a row. It's in between like, okay, there are sharks there. It's like below. Okay. I honestly it sounded like somewhere in Arizona. And so I was just like, Jose, because you're right. Yes. All right. 100 you're just letting you know right now have been devastated. I'm really upset. Like, I cry. Like, I was having crying. I even I felt like I got broke up last year. And that's why I'm joking. Like my work husband like, I've never had a work husband. And he would come in and be like, it's not it's not like, Oh, my work, husbands don't leave me. I'll tell you that. I don't let them go. Oh, he's gonna go make more money. And then I was like, bring me with you. And he's like, I would I really think he loves me. I would love this like I'm not kidding. Like, I really think he loves me. Oh my god. Worn or you're probably gonna cut this but if you get fucked by military men and killing I'm done with you. You're gonna kill me. Yeah, kill you. Why? Why? I don't because that's I'm That's a dream step too far. I need you to be in your, in your silkies or whatever.

They're called a little short shorts. In the army t shirt, money. I'm pretty devastated. So that's like, one of the big topics I want to talk about. Is it? Well, that I just got it out. I just had to get it out. Okay, I had to get it out for our listeners to understand that I'm in pain right now. So

if you if you're in pain, you're like me. Yeah. Your body. You need some crud. You've had a lot of chronic today. I can tell. I didn't take a little trip for you guys are faded. They're faded. But

that's okay. I'm behaving. Are you? Well, I'm devastated. So obviously I'm going to be I want you to misbehave. I have more stuff that I need to talk about. But I don't know. Let's do the the collar of the week. How about we do that? All right. Are the writer in the ER, the writer, The Catcher in the Rye. So that book is I never read. That's the devastate I can't read. Well, I can read.

I can't read books. I fall asleep. This question of the week. Hey, Bobby, and Jim. I did not have a sex question but just a question in general that I thought would be interesting to hear you guys talk about what did you finally realize was just a huge waste of time. Jen, Jen and Jen wasn't a waste of time. Jen sent the question. Jay, you're not a waste of time. Can we appreciate you by the way it's Gemma two ends. Okay, just to be clear that okay, she's number four in the listenership number our fourth listener, she's when we tripled. She was one of them. One of them. Wow. That's why I finally realized was just a huge waste of time. I know when I finally realized it depends. Are we talking about like a situation? Are we talking about like a thing in general? Since the beginning of this year? Six hours ago? Oh, no. do math. Oh, fuck. I forgot it was a new year. You can Yeah, like today's the first like, we're like, what does he mean? I mean, January for I'm like, Oh, honey, we're under 2022. I'm not ready. Can we just briefly say that we breathe in fact that I don't want a we're already at 2022. I don't want 2020. And we were like, Yeah, I still think it's 2020. Honestly, I think we got down. I think we went to LA? Oh, we are in a mental hibernation still. Do you think it's all real? Are we in like a simulation? No. Are we gonna drain in February 2020. We went into a dream. I feel like we did go into a different dimension. I'm just saying like something shifted in the world, which everybody in the fourth? We're in the third. The fourth one is time. So which one? Okay, okay, fifth. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Here's what I've realized is a huge waste of time. And I'm not trying to sound artsy and fucking Brene Brown or whatever, bitch name. I like her though. But are we love her? Not a bitch. She's kind of a bitch. But I don't Well, yeah, bad aspects are all pitches. I honestly have realized, Oh, no. giving a fuck about other people's opinions is a huge waste of time and worrying about what they think about you. Because two years ago, I was always worrying, what are they thinking? I know, oh, they didn't invite me to that, oh, this didn't happen. Maybe they don't like me. Maybe if I said, Maybe I said that wrong. And then they got mad. Maybe now. It's too much well waste so much waste. It's such a way. And then there's other things where like people that you don't even care about, okay, people that you wouldn't go to for advice. Why do you care about their opinion? Like if you're not seeking them out, and then they give you a criticism? Why are you accepting that criticism? Literally, like I have people that I'm like, I don't trust you in the first place. But you're telling me I need to do some right like Excuse me? Why would I Listen, honey, I never come to you and I need help. So why are you giving raises you can't give me no Thanks, Mitch. Don't know mama gay don't want it. Whoa, girl. But I can tell you you have so much more time when you give up worrying about other people's opinions and what they think about you you have a A lot of free time, and you have a lot of creativity and creativity growth. And when you get rid of those people who are constantly criticizing you, and

you only need people who are gonna be sure, along the way, right? Like your friends are gonna know you still these people who you support are still gonna be annoying, but sometimes criticism is valid right? A lot of time however, you know that but who's more? Yeah, who's

coming from know that they're in your corner? No matter what is it a friend who wants to see you grow? Right? Yeah, better words trying to shut you down? Or is it a friend trying to shut you down? Or is a friend who has no purpose doesn't know what they're doing? And it's just negative all the time. Those people push them away.

Yeah, just don't stop. But it also happens naturally over time. It does, especially if you're not the same. As you change li like attracts like, and so when somebody changes

you have to look at and go, I don't know if I have time for this amazing how many do you have time for this?

I have so many friends my life that at one point I was super close with them and could literally go and laugh and now I'm like, I don't even know you at all. It's really bizarre. Even some recent, even some recent if there's something that happened every year. I mean, there's some that had when I first moved here that I was like best friends with and then and boom, he moved away. And and that's the other that's I think making me sad about the situation at work is that I know what it how it goes. You're like yeah, yeah, we'll keep in touch. And it's hard.

It's hard. I think some I think friendships are have seasons. And so I think sometimes you have friends and you don't stay in touch and that's okay. Yeah, it's not that you weren't friends. It's not that you're a bad friend suddenly, because you don't stay in touch. It's just life life. We cannot stay in touch with everyone we're friends with. It's impossible. Like go back to high school and think well your face college or wherever face and you're like you there seven days a week you can't meet up and hang out or even chat with everyone you've ever been in for three solid friends. I feel like exactly, I

think three, three to three to five. I mean, there's there's different levels to my opinion. Yeah, like some people, they don't need to know everything that's going on in your life, but you can still be close to them, if that makes sense. Exactly. Are some people you'll tell everything to you? Mmm, yes.

So what's something for you that you've realized maybe in the past two years is a massive waste of time. You really hit on the spot about not giving a fuck? Like that's really a big thing that I want to Well, I've noticed that for you. Yeah, like just the past three months. Yeah, read that book about trauma. And voila. You're like, you know that no, I'm not gonna do that anymore. Right? Because I'm not hurting me. Yeah, like I should. I'm in charge of my own life, like accepting hurt from others is something you've that's all I need is always right. And that was on me. Like, that's me going like, and then people, anyway, abuse people using you. I mean,

what if I wait, exercise is a huge waste of time? No, but I think diets are a 100. I think dieting is a waste. I look over the past year and a half. Because we will go like I'm going on keto. And then you go to outside. Do you know how many pounds but then you start keto? Because it's hard to sustain. Consistency is key. Really, it's all about it's the 8020 in my opinion. Yep. That's something that's I don't really know. That's very interesting. I feel like government is starting to be something that a huge waste of time. Yeah. Like, they don't do anything really. And all it is is for money. So like, again, if you've ever watched the movie, don't look up. Oh, no. You need to watch a gym. Okay, I'll watch like I need to watch him report next week.

It's pretty. Oh, that's a good idea. We can do that. Yeah, yeah. Report back next week report back. If you haven't seen that movie, go watch it. And then when next week, you can listen to our critique. I love it. Okay, so what you've realized a huge waste of time is government. Yeah. Okay. I mean, we're about to go back into fucking the cycle the season of like, it's the midterms, right? Yep. Here we go again. Here we go again, do it. I don't need it again. Just I can't do COVID anymore. I'm done. So this is something that I want to shout out my sister. Oh, because gay. Yeah. My sass. My Sass your sister your sis. You fucking bitch. I don't have a cyst. You didn't get us today. Oh, cheers. Cheers, honey, honey. I'm like, I'm like a housewife. That's about the blackout. And you're like a bro. I'm a fucking bro the homosexual shirt on. Do you have any way you can bet over the hot tub because I want to get my dick socks again. Honestly, I was gonna start keeping a roster. Like who can we call over tonight? Hi. Are you free? Hi, are

you free? Roster? Open and because I want to start like a man group and I want us all go to camp together. No, we've got to go to the camp. I want to get people who are uncomfortable themselves. And we all go and try to get comfortable. Well, we're already there.

I'm getting close. I'm fully there. I'm hobbyist. I still get shy. I really don't care. I wish I don't know why I just gave it up. Look at me. I've given up I did. I did send you a picture of one look. And you know I've given up one look. It's in a book. It's Reading Rainbow. I can do anything. It's in a book. So take a look. I'm Reading Rainbow Okay, so thanks, sir. Why don't you

say it's really funny because I know the minister, editor, you can tell I know when you're about to go really into something. Okay? So, so every time I cut that out, so you just get rid of it. Okay, so I know you're about to go into something serious. So then I kinda have the place to start again. Anyway.

Okay, let me help you out. Okay, so I have been looking online as I do, especially on Instagram. And I'm noticing that there are a lot of fitness guys on here. And they are either fully blurring or using an emoji to cover up their dick print. And I'm getting sick of it. I'm on Well, why not? I mean, here's the thing because all the women can feel pressured to show their nipple at all times. And my sister just lets the net fly. She'll go out without a Braun all the time and I love it like more you're more people like your nipples are showing. I'm like, Who gives a fuck? We weren't born by a giant these tips that are poking out and you don't think there's a nipple on them? They literally women have giant chests and all sudden they're supposed to be like, there's no nipples, because the nipples is pressed down and covered. Excuse me? We were born naked and we have nipples to being naked. Why is it such a crime? Well, why are why our breasts and genitals so bad? I don't know. I still can't figure it out either. Especially like in Hollywood, like on erect penis is not a bad thing. No, it's called it's not sexual to have a dick in your pants. That is like bulging out of your khakis or whatever. Why is that? So if you have a bulge that's really discrimination. Yeah. Because if you're they put it up there because they don't want to get banned or something. Yep, that's fucking rude. I just noticed I'm like, so why are we blurring? Why are we covering with an emoji? Like what is the fear? I think men are afraid of their bodies. I mean, I would 100% agree with that. They are afraid you sent me something today of an artist that was like slinging his dick around running in place. He's a huge guy. Way, way, way. Way way. I really amazing. A Chinese dissident, an artist, he's been arrested. How many times? I don't know the story. Is arts. Incredible. Okay. Basically the Chinese government hates him and he continues to intermittently live in China. And he's been around for months and months. Yes. always criticizing. He wants press freedom. He wants her to like the Dalai Lama. Yeah, they hate him.

They literally hate him. Well, he was on Instagram running naked, fully naked. He doesn't give a fuck. And his deck is nothing to write home about honey. No, it's definitely but what to me though. Well, I may want to good reason

I sent that is because and you could Oh, sorry. Oh, no, go ahead. No, no, he has posted similar that that protest for Julian Assange. He has posted this like probably 20 times every time I log in I see from him he wants us to like an hour it's only up for like an hour a day without him jogging in place. It was you're at 1.3 friends always naked. He had three other protests. They were running outside on the beach naked just jogging in place. How are the other ducks? Big? Really? Yeah, his two friends were Wow slang and I just want to get to a point where I don't give a fuck yeah, if that day I'm not fluffed enough. You don't need to be fluffed all the time money. I know some time especially in the winter I'm cold. Well, that's I'm saying that lady tiny it's retreated. That little turtle heads going inside but that's what's so funny. Is that like everybody has the same problems. Everybody has the same fears we all disappears for a while. Well that's another thing too. We're like Why do guys grab their dicks and like that's because they want them to stay like trying to keep out and open and like fluffed. Right? I

wish it would just be fun. We don't need to be fluffed all the time. But again, nobody cares. Because then you have that macho guy or whatever his name is we we I way way, way way just slinging his little like one inch little, little, little peanut. Okay, peanut it was a little peanut early. Yeah. And it was like a sweet pay. Or it was one one piano pod. Yeah, go to a one potted a

bean sprout. Okay, it was not even it was probably the thickness of a bit but regardless oh baby care it was that's what it is. Let's just call it a clip. It was a clip. It was but he didn't care and that was a fan. I don't care. That's so funny is like I act like people gonna care. I don't know. I just I'm just trying to like really, that's the thing is we're worried about like, Oh, what are they thinking? Yeah, fucking belly is a huge waste of time caring, caring about other people's opinions. Yeah, like I have a belly I have bitch. Ted's like, what do you want to do? We can see that with clothes on. Right? And yeah, like, why do we, we all hide by sewing? And we're like, it's like, no, you know,

it's so crazy though. As people that have body problems, which I mean, I do, but like same, but when you see them just rip up their shirt. It is so attractive and like so comforting. Love that. That it's like, why do I care? Right? But like, that's what I'm saying. Like nobody cares. Especially if you don't give a fuck.

Hey. That is John. Thanks, Jim with two ends. Oh. Kitty Cat, baby. So do you have anything new years? I've got to talk about this shit. Okay, let's do new years now. All right. New Year's New Year. It's actually New Year, not yours. Which one is it? It's New Year. Happy New Year. It should be. I thought it was Happy New Year's day like, New Year. New Year. Happy New Years. Oh, why is it years? New Year's Day? Happy New Year's Day. I thought that was the shortening. We don't say day and we just keep the wind that's improper. Your improper bitch. Oh, so the one thing that actually you look improper? One moment, please.

I'm not actually a fan. You're improper. You're improper. So I love it that I finally say something about grammar about something and I was like, No. And then one minute I do something wrong. And it was like

you dumb fuck. You're wrong. We're used to at a time. I'm really not fuckin thrilled. I'm not I'm not actually a fan. And you're not. Listen, listen, honey. Here's how I feel about New Year's. Sorry, New Year, this new year or like every new year, every new year is every single new years. Every New Year's. Good. Doesn't sound doesn't sound right. Okay, well, you're right. Oh, I hate you. I just don't care. I know. That's a recurring theme of this episode. No, but I just really I don't get it. Are you upset at it? Um, we touched briefly on it last week how like, I have a moment I do have moments sweat moment, like that new year where I like, take it serious where you're like, oh, okay, we're gonna pick one random day. Right? And I'm like, I have a moment. I just feel that. us Americans. It's such. Some people in our nation, they don't understand. Yes, no, I just okay, my problem. Okay. So it happens differently in every time zone. So first of all, that's my big thing is I only started the new year. So literally, I'm like, so this already happened in Europe. It's already the New Year there. And then I'm like, California, it's gonna be in three hours. Like, why do I fucking care about this time zones New Year? It doesn't really matter. It's like, nothing changed in the universe. It's just like, oh, oh, another circle around the sun. We did it. And it's like, well, this one we need to be celebrating. Would you disagree? No, you're right, honey. But the other thing is, I don't really want to stay up till midnight anymore. And old. It's tough. I don't care. I don't get the idea of like, we have to go out and make out with other people now. And is that post pandemic or is that all the time? It was all the time? Okay. And it's awkward. It makes it really? Yeah. It's one time about the kiss part. Yeah, the kiss heart. You're really when you're gay. You're like, there's no one to guess. I remember I was in high school. I was somewhere and they're like, No, it doesn't matter. You're not. Okay, you're not so can I tell the story? Tell me and then I'll tell you what else real quick. Sorry. I'm trying to make it light for the people. My first New Year's kiss was Michael like my real one. What? No, it was that was the first day we sent me not actually. What that was the first day we said I love you was at midnight on scene like i You should have shared this. Oh my god. I'm just trying to have a moment with our listeners. And you had your doll and wow, I love you on New Year's Eve. You know what? I would love to go back in your relationship and see the first time you said I love you and how important that was for you. I don't even remember. Regardless, I had my first fucking kid. I don't think I've ever said okay. I don't think I've ever said my first years cuz was 30 so if you're under 3030. Yeah, like real, like real? Like, how old are you now? I'm 37 Geez, do you know I'm saying? Yeah, no, it might be always delayed. But like that was like a moment. I don't think I've ever kissed my fiance on New Year's Day, by the way ever, like midnight? No, definitely not. We're normally like asleep or why you don't like Oh, wow. Oh, kiss would fix that. You want to see my whole I also don't understand why people would gather in Time Square and not be able to urinate or defecate for approximately 24 hours. And stand there in the cold. For what for? What Elmo to walk away you see a ball drop away for what literally like and it stays on my watch that it stays of your rounds. There you go look at it. You can watch that on TV, honey, it's gonna drop on TV. I mean, actually zoomed in you can see it better on TV. So you're just gonna stand there and not be able to go to the bathroom for how long in a corralled fenced off area Yeah, and if you leave your can't come back in like I am doing Time Square quote unquote would be as on a rooftop building that's around there right like open we need a new rule actually, whenever we go to New York City we don't go to Times Square I'm not never no not going No. After you took me through there was like no, well, it's just like I'm dealing with Boulevard. Oh fucking scenery similar. Sick. It is disgusting. And when I see people walking around, they're like, I'm a star. I'm like, you're in the trashiest place in LA. It is so disgusting. It's like Skid Row Hollywood Boulevard. Get road skid road Skid Row help. Skid road skid mark road. Oh, check those panties. Let me check panties before you go out. God I don't want to wait anymore honestly, because you don't know you don't even know why would you work? If it's dark it's dark it's done the oops dark your underwear. It's dark. So New Year's you hate I just don't get it. And then today all day everyone's like Happy New Year. I'm like it's the first of all, it's not happy. Oh microns every year we can't do anything. Everyone I know has COVID What's happy about this like we're two years in. It's still continuing the pandemics ever ending. Like I know I'm really a happy new year. I've kind of lost my sensitivity to it to where I'm like, I don't fucking care if I get you suck now. Oh, no, yeah, no, no, at this point, like we're going to Vegas in six days. Yes. Actually, in one day from this, we are going to continue the exact same we're going to protect ourselves with taxes we've been doing and any fives like when I go out in the public. I wear a mask. I don't want to go this weekend. We're gonna do that in Vegas. Right? Like, oh, beyond that. But I gotta still live live. Yeah, the the live life. So I was actually getting shamed at work because people are like, you're gonna go and well one one person we know who you know who was like you're traveling or maybe you're traveling. Oh, I would never do that. Like you would never do that. I'm like so when exactly are we able to plan a trip at this point? Yeah, because you're not two years later. And when are we planning trips? Are we going to start because when you plan something you have to plan and then a new fucking variant comes along? Oh, no. Cancel everything. If I doing everything possible, you're doing everything you're getting your booster then you get to go. Hey, if shot number four is required. I'm gonna get it again. I will get it right in Vegas. I'll get it early. My whole put it. I asked Michael that was like I'm just gonna get like another booster. No, you can. No. And I want to j&j. No, that's good to her good data. All of a sudden JJ. Honey. Honey rice. Cuckoo. I call it ghetto at first, but now it's the lifesaver. It's true. I mean, yeah, look it up. People got it. Sorry. I know. I said ghetto. I mean like white trash. Zack white trash, drug addicts, sex addicts. Exactly. Realtors. Oh, I know. That's actually I know a lot of that's true. I'm not actually a fan. So you know, I think yeah, we how do we get you past it though? Like how do we get you to like New Year? Like, what would what would? Is there anything that they could do to like, make you like it hope for a new year. hope for a better New Year. But that's exactly what it is. This will not be a better New Year. I'm not trying to call it already. You're already calling a bad year, but I'm calling it. I don't see this being a good year. I actually see it being a good year. And here's that for the podcast. Yes. Oh,

the podcast is we're on we lifted off. Now. We've really taken off we are in we're ascending space. And we are ascending, ascending. Yeah, you know, looking first take off, you're about to hit those clouds. That's where we're at. We're still low, but we're gonna, we're gonna get there. We've got to bring it back to the blue sky. Oh, because when you fly to Columbus, every time it's cloudy, I swear to Christ. And then you're like, you're like, Okay, you can't see anything else. And it's like, brighter than detail. And you're like space? Yeah, I like that. Yeah. So Wow. But I think if you looked at it differently, maybe help. So the way I look at it, okay, let me tell you my story, though. Really quick. Assignment joke. So we had not actually a fan. I'm not either. So you know, my neighborhood?

Yes, I do. NCIX there.

People use fireworks a lot. But they also use firearms as a means of celebration. We're counting down. Okay. And I think actually, the feed was delayed because people were firing shots before it hit the night. So we're at like, 1514 13

And I'm like, like, do they know when they fire in the air? Like they kind of goes out comes down and it Newton's law. same philosophy can still hit someone and kill them. Right? That's where to go retreat to the base map. Because if someone comes to the class, so I was fearful of death. Yeah, literally rolling in 2022. Literally, I was scared. I was like, Oh my God. What if I die right now so it can only go up from there. Honestly, if you live in a place where firearms are the thing? Firemen so all of America. No. Yeah,

true. But were there firearms shop more frequent fire wherever you know there's a lot of gunshot murders. That's where you go. You don't I mean? Yeah, sorry. That's where we go but it is no but literally landed it you left. You son of a bitches. Y'all going to hell?

Hi gay, right? I'm not fucking around. You're all going to hell. Speaking of hell, you live in it. So I had a weird thought. Hi, shocker. No, not right now but like in the Yeah. In the recent past in the recent probably yes. Four days. Literally probably earlier. Death I know we go over this a lot. But I had a moment. Oh no.

I'm not actually a fan.

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I know we talk about stuff a lot. This is not gonna be like more, but this is actually like a question for you kind of who I love kind of chi. So I was thinking and I was like witnessing some things. I don't want to give anything away or anything like that. But I was like witnessing things and witness if you thought this is the question. Okay, if you knew that we would all die at the same time. Ooh, okay. So like we're all dying at the same time fun. So would you be scared of death?

No. Don't you find that a little bit interesting, though? Because you're not alone. Right? No one wants to be alone. But it's so

fucked up. I think that's the like, the key to death is that like, like, how would it be? It would be so much more peaceful to be like, alright, well, we're all going in 10 minutes, so Oh, yeah. Work, bitch. Do you know I'm saying? It wouldn't be scary at

all. You'd be scared. No, it wouldn't be scary. But why is that a thing?

I can't really discuss. Why? Cuz I don't want to look up. I know. Not necessarily the fear of loot. Yeah, I mean, the, like, the premise of the movie is the fear of everyone. Floating Yeah. Wow.

I actually would love that. Yeah. If you knew it's weird, though. It's because you just don't want to do it alone. Like, because you're like, Okay, well, this is just me, I guess. Right? I'm laying in this bed by everyone like fuck, like did Betty White get to say goodbye? She knew what she was doing that bitch. Yeah, it was like I'm getting out this is like the most gay icon thing that anybody could Yeah, it would be like, oh, like tie in the day before? It's been like, oh, far. You guys all gonna cheers me tomorrow night. Like she's like, literally Betty White Night. It's gonna be like fucking new. She you know, she's an icon. She's a legend. She's a legend. You don't even care about but I I realized I don't really have a gay icon like I'm not like, oh god. You have so many guy cons. First of all. RuPaul you're obsessed? You watch every single now but I'm not though. Like I don't look at RuPaul as a you do? I wouldn't cry. RuPaul died. RuPaul can't die. True. He's all filler. True. I mean, now Michelle, plastic Michelle's also blast. Also, if you're straight. The new episode is on actually this Friday. For real Paul, who you looking at your phone for steps on? Yeah, what's happening? You need to give me a train to invite his girlfriend over into the house once again. Now it's happened on Nelkin Tuesday night. No, I'm at work I get oh yeah, I'm like fuck somewhere else. Don't fucking my home. I gave you condoms. Go elsewhere fucking your car. Yeah, be like normal kids. And anyways, he posts a Snapchat last night at midnight of him in her in her bed. So I'm like, if you're able to go to her house, talk her at your house out of hand. I saw like, you're not fucking her at our house. You can't bring people over. He said that age. I don't know what I was saying. 16 They want to fuck? I don't know what I was saying. Literally, I like watched my ADT camera like them walking in. And I was like, Excuse me? Hi, it's 4:30pm I'm at work. So did you just bring your girlfriend into our house? Are you jealous of the fact that he can go fuck his girlfriend at the house? But we couldn't do anything with our significant? Absolutely. Is it jealousy? Yeah, I think so. It's like I Brad I hate these brats these days you don't even know these days all the straights all the straights got to do whatever they wanted for every event every dance every every date every New Years. Every spring break spring break or they'll be like, Oh, great. Girls are flashing. Oh, dude, I fucking I'm like, why aren't you guys lashing their day? Oh, no. Oh, I got pissy last night guys. Like no honey. No, you did that. So it is jealousy. But it's just like stupid shit. It's okay. I mean, this is not okay. Isn't it weird that you're the agent you're mad at? So we want to configure your house. Like I mean seriously, you're old. You're fucking old. I am old. Oh, we get me. I mean I did send you all thought I sent a picture of you from two years ago and well wow, I really want to really rub that in you really like a 10 year challenge? Oh no. I pick was so different. I look so old and haggard, but also like Okay, I am haggard. You even know what that word is? Yes. And I'm really trying to find a botox Assist is out there. Call a bow Talk about toxicity. I don't know someone who does Botox. Yeah, I get what you're saying. I don't think so I think about Hawksnest to come over and give us filler and shit cuz I'm done. That'd be great. We got to find somebody we really really need to find if you're gay and you know somebody who does this on the side, we will promote the shit out of you in class IO actually a guy in Columbus, Ohio, who does bow tie we need to talk like legit like, Yeah, but I fucked him on so it might be weird. Who cares? You fucked up the city. Oh, yeah, it wasn't like 2014. So, girl. I did find them. And then and then I blocked his axe. You know, as you know, we've told stories see, sort of, like, you know, I've only been on like, three guys. The list is adding up. No, but like, it's okay to be a slot. You just need to own it. You know what I mean? Like, I think that's the problem is that nobody owns it, but it's not a bad thing to be a horror. I am a horror. I love it. I wasn't a horror though. Until recently. It's because you're running out of time. It's true, because we're not all gonna die together. Because we're not all gonna stay youthful, per se. And then when you're 37 What do you do? I mean, you literally just like invite younger guys over and you pretend you hope I actually thought about that. I was like, Hi, I'm Rich. Hi. Yeah, like you should go on these Reddit group chats until these college kids like I'm rich I'm rich

come over I'll pay you to get naked honestly we could start a website of like real legit college like college Guys Gone Wild again like why didn't Why did they stop that shit that well probably is probably illegal girls going wild?

Yeah probably knock at the door Hello you that was your family Oh down I want to see if we can do something together not like us together but like well I here's what we're like gather

like what the guy in crime do yeah with the guy and Grand View which one way what I'm really going grand view that was like straight and he was like showing us his dick and then he was like letting us touch it but he was like being really do you remember?

Oh Fourth of July forgot that. We're really good do when it comes to like when we went to their house and he's like I just feel bad doing this but like Yeah, but it showed us that like Yeah, we like pull on his deck. Nice tech. He's like Oh good. I'm like it's pretty I would that's the thing is like we're gonna do we need to find like a like a really great friend got straight to Oh yeah, we're like ones blonde and like up or redhead? He came from the gamble and we're just like hey, what's up are from Ohio. Hey, we're from Ohio and everyone loves coming where do we want them from everyone thinks they're Alabama that'd be fine. Or South Carolina is hotter oh my gosh, way hotter a little less Alabama.

But that's what's hot about it not the racism but just the fact that they're stupid as fuck. And you're like hi a and they're like what? Like, oh, you're the best ass I've ever seen in my life cuz there's like not that many people in a square footage area. Nope. It's around Birmingham.

I mean I mean nine warming.

I mean, I have something else I want to talk about and it's really random and we're wrapping so we got to wrap baby I have a couple things but we can wrap I know you do you want to do the next thing because I talked about and then we went into it why? And then we went to whatever the fuck we just talked

about. I just remembered this from downstairs earlier. Cheese Balls. First of all cheese ball should be everywhere. Drop that cheese ball and I want to know why my family gatherings cheese balls only happened at Christmas time. Same where you restricted in your cheese balls. I don't think the balls ever came out ever. Only Christmas and this is only Christmas. It wasn't Thanksgiving. I honestly as a kid thought that they weren't sold on Christmas. Why do people like cheese balls on Christmas? Why can't we have cheese balls on Fourth of July Easter? What other holiday Labor Day you can do like pimento cheese? No, they sell cheese balls at all year round at the grocery store. I've seen them. This is a very but I feel weird buying one if it's not Christmas Mito that's fine cranberry juice. Oh yeah, that's a UTI. I always do you got to get gonorrhea cocktail. It's it's a cock tail. But I just don't understand what cheese ball tells what cheese balls why aren't they used more frequently? I think the odor Okay, the the odor of a cheese cheese ball. Have you ever smelled your upper lip that's a cheeseball baby. Oh my god your upper lip? Yep. Got your mouse that's just so fac is it really? I don't know. I really don't know Jim like a cheeseball is a very because what is a cheese ball actually real I think it's like processed cheese like American cheese like pushed into a ball. So the base is like a I think a base roll that's that's what it what are those little like different colored things nuts are like egg stop. Actually, I don't want to like cheese skin like bacon bits I love cheese balls coming into this and now I hate cheese balls. Like why don't tell me what it's made. I don't know what I'm just like, it's like sausage. You don't want to know what's going on. sausage. Oh that nobody wants to know how the sausage is made. I want to know how your sausage is made. Oh god, I like a thick sausage. Oh, yeah, daddy. Do you know captures capture?

Yeah. Do you know Chuck capture is now I'm no foreign CAPTCHA CAPTCHA when you're logging into an A to a website Oh, you have to say like, I'm not a robot. Yes. And then like, yeah, pick the sidewalks.

Don't Who the fuck created them? Who the fuck? No, I can I can appreciate security. Okay, you know what I don't appreciate is that you put all this shit up that I have to like, I'm like well have the motorcycles in it but like yeah, it's a memory picture that's a car and then there's like, the bumper is in I'm like, absolute corner there's a there's a shadow of a bumper but I'm on it. You took it I click her honest and then they're like no no sorry, your soul robots not in that. I'm a robot. They're like now pick the sidewalk and I'm like, do I pick the little last hash that's in the picture not allowed. They literally change everyone's is changes a robot? A robot made this so they can take robots out? The robots are gatekeeping the gay community it is it's all about the gay community cuz honestly no straight actually a fan. No straight websites have cop shows. If you look no straits sites don't have to deal with CAP shows. You got to CNN. You don't have to do to cow Fox News. No captcha, CAPTCHA. No captcha, but go to fucking out. Go to more apps go to Pornhub or no CAPTCHA block blocked? Oh, you're you've blocked Pornhub No, I don't really go to Pornhub though. Why would you I'm actually a fan. I don't actually videos. Oh, X videos is a problem. It's like a maturi more. Yeah, exactly. I'm now going to Him or else. Oh, yeah. You talked about that. I don't hate anyway, but you hate that. No, I would have fucking hate that. I mean, that's how gash got big but had David wavy on what Wait, what was that? What was that just competitive habitat. Just so we could go to Palm Springs. Because that's where you live. We do need to go to Palm Springs. When you go to the Trixie motel. I want to sucked it. Oh, what what? Actually have a place? I know daddy's there. I really do. We've got to go to Poland. Like they would let us stay. Like no cancel Vegas or like, a weekend.

I'll just drive to Vegas. From what I'm flying to Vegas will drive to Palm Springs. Now we're going to Vegas. But but we can always add that to our list of cities because we're gonna be going to Seattle, Chicago, Atlanta. Maybe Palm Springs,

Palm Springs all you old rich gays get ready. We're coming to Palm Springs. I'm ready for these young cogs. Come suck on this today. Thank you, but don't do a fucking CAPTCHA on me because I'll beat your ass. I can't do CAPTCHA anymore. It's horrible. I can't I'm like click like which one has the traffic light? Click Find all the wheelchairs you're like, where's my wheelchair? Where's my find all the Oh no. Find all the foods which are not really stamped. Did you know that? It's just a card? What? EBT baby they're not like actually stamps. Do you know that? They're not stamps to card and like anything that's not eligible. And it better be a fucking stamp. Stamp. Or like hot dogs. Hot dogs. You would think that cuz I'm sleeping. This is like, well look at our country. Don't look up. Don't look up. I gotta watch out final thoughts. My final thought which we haven't done final fun ever. I just pulled that out of my dick. Enron God I need to sorry. I really need to you want to sound are you gotta go? I want to. I would try sounding I gotta start it. No, no, but I would try it maybe I would try to thin won't burn it feel like it would actually Yeah. Fuck actually, that'd be really fun. Yes, like, like, like a pipe cleaner. Oh, yeah. That's a bristly one. Like a soft one. Oh, like once you in elementary school. You make little like, no, that's gonna hurt. Oh. Oh. Q tab. The Q tip body. Not like the puppies on the outside. I don't know what the thinnest sounding rod is. But I mean, my final thought is, no matter what happens this New Year, make sure you do what's right for you. And kill those really makes true mature of you. Do you? Do you that means you have to change your entire life to make yourself happy. And fucking do it. And fucking good. So gay. Oh, thank you so much. All right. I just want to say in the new year, let yourself become a new person and embrace your growth. Embrace your strength people around you who respect you who love you. To help you become a better person, and that's what the New Year is all about. It's true. Spread your love and spread your whole spread that whole new holiday season folks the winter I really would love a spread whole. I got to work on it. Not yours. No, I know I'm not saying no I know but I'm like thinking about my ass eating situation that might happen tonight. A mine it can't it's not ready. I've seen it. It's not ready because it's been a bad thing to eat the things holidays have been rough. holidays have been rough on the whole they've been bleeding and everybody can relate like even though Yeah, like every cent on pot everyone's like too much fatty foods like literally diarrhea red and white. It's like a mixed diarrhea that a shitstorm it'll never stop. It's right. It's like when you start wiping and wiping and wiping and wiping and wiping and it's like torn torn torn thank the Lord for wet wipes which also though even with scared because of your story last week, I was like again Yeah, so you guys are gonna have a backup for sure. Yeah, no, you're a backup trust me do I need to like and what happens is then all the sewage comes up out of the toilet in the basement because back down the street. Oh, we don't really flush down there. It's only for the basement one Oh, okay, good. I was like, what's that? Like? Why don't we have a sub pump? So when overflowed flush it out? Okay, imagine a whole basement full of shit but yeah, but it has to like get to a certain level and then it pumps out all everything we ruined yeah sure water. That's kind of scary but I'm not gonna think about it now make sure you subscribe to us on Apple or Spotify leave us reviews on both because they both have them. Five stars five stars. And also see you in Vegas. So Vega in a day in one day will be and I am sure you will all be on a plane in one day better because it no flights will be canceled and we will be on time where they really want to get like stuck in once we're there I'm like, well, we can get back like I don't know that's 100% Okay, it's all like close in front of car pitch. We can pay for the hotel rooms like that's fine. Oh, no, we would have Yeah, I mean, we like Sorry. The points are canceled. Like, I'm not saying the Radisson okay Radisson with Caesars Bay I would never it depends never. It doesn't or not for me it don't depend. What if that hot stick sucker was in there. Okay, fine. Fine. Radisson Radisson I love it. Oh you mean on in Hollywood West Hollywood that Rattus oh that Radisson is trash. That's like meth addicts. That rat. Which$86 a night like that Radisson is true. Praise. You don't stay at that Radisson. But you did.

No. I did. Oh, I never would hit Airbnbs. Um, I want to say one thing really quick to on Twitter when I was like monitoring the Columbus pool which shout out to all the Twitter shout out to our Twitter PDF because we're gonna like, we're gonna pick our favorites. And maybe you come on the show. There's actually I people writing me like, I want to come on your podcast. I'm like, What do you have to let them write? I want deck. Okay, okay, we gotta get through Omicron or do over Riverside. That's true. So I'm like, I really want I don't want all five of them here in the studio. I want people here. Okay, when we open back up, we can bring all these little f boys in here. Get him on the hot tub record, honey. Oh

my god.

So this Twitter, I'm like, okay, you know, looking at this guy be tweeting from 614 or whatever. I'm like, okay. It's a meth addict. smoking meth. Raising his hole into the air and jacking off like was like almost like ready to get fucked but he was jacking off like that. Did you know that people still tweak and like do a lot of drugs for sex play it what math like a lot of gay guys actually legit do math and like just check off for hours. And this is how a lot of them get HIV because or any STD STI STD because then why are people still doing drugs?

I don't know. Like hard drugs. Right? It's one thing what's the appeal? Honey? It's one thing to get an edible and like you just watch movies and like, why do you want to ruin your life? Your new crystal meth? Jakhar like you're so tweaked out? You're just that's actually what I'm doing. I'm not gonna participate in that. Oh, if you tell me your do math, I'm done. If you try to hit me a random powder at a party, you can fuck right off.

I know. I'm not like necessarily mad. I don't hate it. But if I hear you doing math, I would never do it. Imagine. Math ruins your brain. If I find out your math and you're my friend. I can't be with you forever.

They're they're fucking I got bipolar after they do math. That looks legit. Right? Their brains are ruined. No, I know. And they lose. They're never they get breakouts. Even when they stopped doing math. They still have problem holes in their brain. years down the road. And people are gonna be like, Don't shit other people who are recovery. No, that's great. Don't worry though. These meth addicts aren't getting the vaccine.

I'm not actually a fan.

Girl. It's true. It's really true. These things are like freedom. Honey, you just put Clorox bleach in your in your veins. Okay. Jesus Christ but don't worry is that meth is really rampant and again, honestly, like Equitana is having meetings. For people who do math, so I unfollowed meetings but a lot. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. It's not hot to me. Here's the thing. It's not happy when you're a horror. Oh, that's bad. I gotta cut that out. No, I don't. I don't love me. I'm a whore. No, I

know. But like, it's one thing to be like, okay? If you're gonna be a horse owner, don't be like, Oh, who's making so like, there's one guy in there that literally posts every day and he's like, Oh, anybody want to fuck my home? Or like, oh, but acting kinda like a virgin in a way like a very like pure and I'm like, Honey, this is day six of you showing your whole on twice the same picture every day. Right? So like hoes repost. me like that. That's why I say I don't like those. I'm like, oh, like, I like the game. I like the chase. I like a little genetic why like the tip of that like when people pull on their tip when they pull down the top and the top base part the base no head yet, but it's just right before the head on your life base.

Oh, you need to look at that shit in you're like, Oh, my God, I could just go. If I could just grab it. It'd be fine. Pull it down a little more. But that's like the tease of it again. Inspect the fight if you love it, man once you see it. Alright, next sorry. Oh my god. See? That's why I'm in the next category. Somebody that one time girl.

One Fuck no. You're one time you're in the category of you're my friend. I don't want to ruin that. So I can just have my dick out. Well, that's what I'm trying to get to. We're like, we're like gonna go to Roselyn and I'm we're gonna be naked all the time. I'm still not ready for that thing, but I'll be in a Speedo like I'll try the speedo at first I need to get medico right here. No, but I'm saying I want to bring a group of people who have never been gay camping. Like I really want to bring it here. Hi, if you want to go camping this summer, like maybe may April May can set pulls up and honey. Oh, Jim. Let's go in June. Okay. Oh, yeah, I could do it's hot. Oh, okay. We'll figure it out. Wow, we'll get people who have never like experienced like male bonding and we'll go to Roselyn and we'll have a party of hey, that's that. Email us not well. podcast@gmail.com Or she's not doing so well G Montcalm she's not doing so well. Or email us

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