I'm Not Actually A Fan (Trauma, Cardboard Olympic Beds, Crushes, Jury Duty, Chubs)

Bobby: 0:00

Well, why the fuck are you talking my girlfriend? Was that good? Welcome to She's Not Doing So Well Comedy podcast featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing. Because Listen, I'm at a GE

Jim: 0:21

gym at the top. What can I say? Finally he's just like you can unfollow me if you don't like my body.

Bobby: 0:28

The Ms. Oh my god, tell me all about it. I'm in New York, right?

The Miz: 0:33

But you look at mushroom shape. I cannot.

Bobby: 0:41

Mom, so sorry to interrupt. You're such a busy schedule.

Jim: 0:45

I'm sorry. I'm trying to spend time with my husband at home on a Sunday night. What's the first? Okay,

Bobby: 0:52

Ms. What's going on? Why are we all mad at each other? Like what's happening?

Jim: 0:55

talking about now? Everyone hates he's sober. He's fine. He's just so good.

Bobby: 1:00

Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. I'm the mids. Thank you so much for coming back.

The Miz: 1:08

It's wonderful. Honestly, thank you for coming back.

Jim: 1:12

I would like to retract the Thank you for coming back.

Bobby: 1:22

Like why you can't just say that and then not say anything.

Jim: 1:25

You can't have a show if there's no listeners. Actually, that's Bobby kept

Bobby: 1:32

going forward. That's not true, actually. But that's okay. You keep thinking what you want with the database? And don't you make a face either. I can see you to the data says otherwise.

The Miz: 1:42

I can't confirm nor deny the data data or time I show you the data. You're like,

Bobby: 1:47

Oh, that's great to see. I

The Miz: 1:48

can't confirm the data from your first year.

Bobby: 1:51

How many are robots? You know what?

Jim: 1:58

I know one good way to get Bobby Brown. Bobby gets around every time you're fired.

The Miz: 2:04

You're fired. And

Bobby: 2:06

you're like Dang, thank god I've been trying to quit for two years. That's what I'll say.

Jim: 2:14

When I met Miss through this,

Bobby: 2:15

I feel like we

The Miz: 2:17

friendships never quit. Actually, I

Bobby: 2:21

don't think we should I think we're like the best trio ever just to be honest.

The Miz: 2:24

Not get carried away. I

Jim: 2:25

think you're like the Holy Trinity.

Bobby: 2:28

Father, I'm

Jim: 2:28

obviously the spirit. Yeah, and

Bobby: 2:30

you're the son myth. What you don't want to be the son you'll be the dad. I don't know what the Holy Trinity is. Son Holy Spirit. You know it's like the basics of Catholicism badge. I don't on now and I've been to removed bitch now you have it means I don't know what this thing means when you do their forehead and you're like lips and then your chest.

Jim: 2:52

Oh, you're putting in his head in my heart. I'm in my head. your words and your heart. I was

The Miz: 2:57

really what it means. Know what that mean? Yes.

Bobby: 2:59

I was like shimma shimma shimma shimma shimma. Sha.

Jim: 3:02

Just in your mind, your heart and your mouth.

The Miz: 3:06

Yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah. My means yes.

Bobby: 3:12

Hakuna Matata, Modesto Rado de urato. We're gonna go on to the whatever. my fucking god lab. So let's get bareback. Do you want to talk? I really wanna talk about what happened last night. I want to talk about the impact that had not necessarily the event. Yeah. So long story short, we had a great opening, soft opening night at the sycamore in German village. If you're in Columbus, check it out. Oh, really? Wow. We had a great time. Everything was going amazing. We've called Uber we've had these like lavender Margarita is we are feeling fucking fantastic. We're gonna go back to the hot tub. We're gonna have boys over and get naked. We're gonna do it all. So we got to turn on the road before my road. And it's across like it's called Main Street that we're on and we're turning on the champion taking a left to a one way crime. Okay, so one of the Kota buses commerce buses pulls up and let some people out. These people start crossing the road and so we're

Jim: 4:25

described the people.

Bobby: 4:28

Yeah, the clientele the people were definitely probably on drugs like crack

Jim: 4:37

like they weren't around. They weren't looking

Bobby: 4:40

yelling at everybody but they didn't have an obscene signal. They just went it's not like a school bus. They thought it was like a school bus or like yeah, everyone wait for us like you're not even on a crosswalk. Nobody knows your hair. I

Jim: 4:49

swag. It's the code of us.

Bobby: 4:51

So we see this woman and she almost gets hit rock Okay, and we keep going in the gym going term I got she got hit. I know.

Jim: 4:57

I said no. She like we turned and then So we couldn't see anything but I heard a loud noise and I heard that a car horn and I'm like, Did she just get hit? Yeah. I asked the driver. I'm like, Did Did she just hit? And he couldn't see either. We're going down the other road and then so we

Bobby: 5:14

were like, I found the ride. Yeah, the end of the ride. I was like, end the ride, and everybody's getting out their cars. Yeah. And at this point, I'm like, she must have gotten hit if everyone is like getting out of the car stopping. And so like, people are screaming, and there's got the one crackhead screaming in the middle. It's sad. It's sad. He's like, you can tell he's like guys grasping what really has happened like you're in a drug like induced panic. So it's like you could tell he was just not he was like hitting on the back of the ambulance, like screaming in the middle there. And, and meanwhile, she's laying on the ground. So she's dead.

Jim: 5:49

Yeah, well, well,

Bobby: 5:50

I said she's in the condition.

Jim: 5:52

Same critical condition. They haven't updated since 11pm. Last night, and it happened at 630 last night, and they didn't really rush her into the ambulance. And they didn't really they didn't really care. They didn't do they couldn't do anything. They just kind

Bobby: 6:04

of like when we're seeing her she had blood like in her mouth. From her mouth. Oh, my God, fully dead. Yep. So we're seeing that so the helicopters are coming over the police are there and I'm like, What just happened? Like, we just had the best night ever.

The Miz: 6:21

Fucking everything was great. Yeah, Matt flattened.

Jim: 6:24

If we were if we had not, so we the only reason we turned left on that road, after seeing her almost get hit coming out of the bus. And then we turned left, we were like, Wow, she almost got hit from this direction. So we turned and then she got hit by a car going the other direction direction. So if we had like sat and waited to turn, we would have watched her get hit by the car. But I just heard the noise as we were like down the road. I'm like, I just heard a loud noise and a horn and

Bobby: 6:50

stop. I think as a Samaritan, you're supposed to sort of stop like the drivers. drivers. I got to get out there.

Jim: 6:57

So the driver went and checked and it's

Bobby: 6:59

just a standard for people to stop especially like just certain individuals like if you're in like my benefit that you guys then Well, nothing but we could have been potentially witnesses. Yeah, we weren't like we weren't there. It's the driver that snapped does the driver Star Driver stop there? And so we're there now. So we're like, let's see what's going on. Like

Jim: 7:18

to get to Bobby's homes. We're like, I guess we're standing here. So what's happening

Bobby: 7:22

and I'm like in a full blackout. Like,

Jim: 7:24

I just had three cocktails. So I was like I'm having a panic attack. And I

Bobby: 7:28

have three edibles and three cocked for cocktails and I'm like, um, something's happening. And then it's like I was

The Miz: 7:35

when you were drunk driving scooters and shit. Well,

Bobby: 7:38

so there's a lot that happened in the past couple weeks that makes me want to just like not go out anywhere. North there was I mean, it's

Jim: 7:47

like most popular neighborhood. Yeah, there's been like two shootings like it's just closer to

Bobby: 7:51

the like, rougher side of that street. I mean, very true. North to campus is pretty rough. So it's not really near the neighborhood now, but it's still a problem.

Jim: 8:00

Yeah, so he's like, we get shootings every day. It's like you

Bobby: 8:03

just kind of bizarre to see somebody dead in the street though. Like that's like a weird feeling.

Jim: 8:08

Like she just got flattened by a car.

Bobby: 8:11

Back she's and we literally just sat on the couch all the time looking at our phones kind of like, okay,

The Miz: 8:18

that's a damper on your day.

Bobby: 8:19

I ruined it. Like you're like, Okay, well, good night. Like, I don't even know we just like

Jim: 8:23

I just laughed. I'm like, I'm in an Uber home. It's 930 but like,

Bobby: 8:26

I don't know, I can't party anymore. Like I can't. I was ready to get naked in the hot tub. Like I was sealing it. I was ready to like, just be crazy, right? And then I was like, Oh, I sobered up quick. And I'm gonna throw up. So that was crazy, guys. It was a great soft opening for Jackie because her food is so good. Her

Jim: 8:46

food you guys eat? She is the chef there and she's just like, it's bomb. I mean, we got a lobster roll where the lobster wasn't overpowered by anything. You could taste it. We got this. Any low tea that was like just the perfect brown butter sauce. IV What did you get the Berea? Yeah,

Bobby: 9:02

I got it. Oh my god. It was like, it was like I don't know exactly the meat pork. Maybe it's beef. Beef, but it like shredded like melts in your mouth like pork kinda like and there's a sauce and he put out so

Jim: 9:15

fast and it was just fucking incredible. But the Oh the appetizers what were those suply shark who and show Sue, please, please. Whoo. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like,

Bobby: 9:26

you'd be like, wow, are we in New York and be like, no, we're in the German village. But

Jim: 9:29

Thurman village is amazing.

Bobby: 9:31

Germany, which is actually one of the best neighborhoods in America. Probably. I'm not gonna lie. Like it's like a quaint, cool area. It's

Jim: 9:35

like Greenwich.

Bobby: 9:37

It's like Greenwich but not like Hudson yard. It's Chelsea. Chelsea, she's staying. It's all Yeah, so that was

Jim: 9:48

really was our day yesterday.

Bobby: 9:52

So then I decided to block out of the pool today and I really didn't block out that bad. I just had like a lot

The Miz: 9:56

of edibles and a lot of Bud Light. When you guys were doing that while I was like Just being a dumb bitch getting brunch and someone's like getting flaunted around. Did you get a coyote Joe? I do get a coyote. Oh my god. I'm not actually a fan. But you are now

Jim: 10:12

that used to be the end then being I need to know how many singers did you have?

The Miz: 10:16

Okay, I only have four. I know I only have four.

Jim: 10:21

I got four.

The Miz: 10:22

I know I only got four and eight my entire

Jim: 10:27

you really are having an awakening. You ate your whole play.

The Miz: 10:31

I went to berries before and I felt were after berries. I was so hungry.

Bobby: 10:36

I'm calling you. Oh, you probably were hammered though. Cuz that's like when you get like, start drinking or whatever you're like, so hard.

The Miz: 10:43

And then I went home and change in the leather pants is bad. Oh, yeah, we're in that. Right now. I stuffed myself in that. You

Bobby: 10:51

didn't stop yourself and you look great. You looked skinny. Looking anorexic. But I was gonna say that's inappropriate. You know, that's like a big thing that happened to us this week. But also, I don't even know what to add. I'm like, that was gonna be my second I wrote in my situation book. What's the situation book? My little like notes. I want to talk about the cardboard beds at the Olympics. Have you heard of this? Olympics? Yeah. Yay. I haven't heard. Did it dude, dude, dude. I don't know the see brings you. Olympics 2021.

Jim: 11:30

Gus Kenworthy, the white gay guy we sent to the Olympics is covering them this year. He's covering rolling.

Bobby: 11:36

You're like what?

Jim: 11:37

He's taking pictures of hot Olympians and putting them on his Insta story.

Bobby: 11:42

So the story is is that their beds are made of cardboard. And like legit it's real it's legit firmed to try to curb them having too much sex in the village.

Jim: 11:54

Now however there are there's 100 pounds

Bobby: 11:57

right like I'm sorry if I'm a shot putter you're not putting me on cardboard honey to get me some fucking wood or some metal Bobby even if you're not a shot putter. We're not going to put you on cardboard. This is like a fat mush. I look like a fat like bath right now. Like I looked like a lesbian right now.

The Miz: 12:15

It looks like oh my god, I guess

Bobby: 12:16

a total lesbian. Sure. And you know I'm saying full blown lesbian is massive fat Karen like they've been playing softball and like Beth is she's probably

The Miz: 12:24

like Beth like you could almost be posing Bertha

Bobby: 12:26

right now. Go play some softball and go to birth. You're pushing Bertha. Like she has one of those like, handled, handled glasses that has a lot of items like sweet tea mix with like vodka and she's like, Hi, Cheryl. Yeah.

The Miz: 12:42

Giving me Hattie vibe. Yeah, it's

Bobby: 12:45

very non gender specific,

The Miz: 12:47

Hattie, for sure. Bella Pat or Pat. She

Bobby: 12:50

goes by Pat though. And she smokes a lot. Yeah, I'm fucking Pat Bowlen like one of those lesbian moms that

The Miz: 13:00

want to grow grown. Chickens cooking. God

Bobby: 13:08

sounds like a heavy smoker name Pat. We love our lesbian listeners though. I don't even know if we have any decent we have 30 lesbians.

The Miz: 13:17

We're like a million follower and

Bobby: 13:24

don't We absolutely do not I'm not gonna like ruin your your life about that. Yeah, so anyway, this week's been very weird what's Uh,

The Miz: 13:32

what's the what's your what's the thing about the cardboard?

Bobby: 13:35

I just wanted to tell you guys that like they're not trying to have not have sex in the Olympic Village by using cardboard my

Jim: 13:41

my real take on this. I think like, you know, the Japanese like I think they're being economical and smart. Like we can use a recyclable cardboard product to make a bed like let's just do that.

Bobby: 13:51

But what about like the p&l

Jim: 13:52

says all these ads What are you gonna do with them afterwards? It's like okay, a bunch of single person beds where we're going to build a school or a dorm like hospital for poor people. Poor people in Japan

Bobby: 14:04

I don't know I've never been saying

The Miz: 14:08

I'm like picturing like a bad that's like a literal piece of cardboard like when you lift up the like it's just like made out of

Jim: 14:15

refrigerators.

Bobby: 14:18

It looks like it looks like a bad It looks like a bad It looks like a refrigerator box. refrigerator boxes have been like molded into a bed frame and like hardened a little bit.

The Miz: 14:27

Looks like fine. Okay, well, for me.

Bobby: 14:32

I'm sorry. Okay, well then that's not a big deal. I guess if you're a POS then you know you have to bring these kind of things up. But I guess we'll worry about the Olympic hammer throw badge. Okay, or liberals are fat slobs it's called rugby or whatever. Do they even have rugby? No, no.

Jim: 14:50

Wait, do they have rugby? I don't even know.

Bobby: 14:52

Okay, they might be fit, but they're thick and they're heavy. Oh, no, sorry, are so strong but the powerlifting

The Miz: 14:59

Olympic Committee He would probably make a bed that can handle the weight of all their athletes like

Jim: 15:04

for 20 Plus, I think he had no like for 20 wink wink.

Bobby: 15:09

Bobby like why the fuck would you even care about people fucking in the Olympic Village because it's a

Jim: 15:14

pandemic and they're in a lockdown over there. Oh, what's that? Oh, yeah, there's no there are no audience members. There's no one to watch spectators. It's did Japan like not at all forwarded some

Bobby: 15:25

magazines? But that's on us. So is it I'm not so why do we responsible? Oh, oh, wait, let me make this Irie responsible for Japan. Thank you.

The Miz: 15:39

But that's the situation over there now.

Bobby: 15:42

So basically, it's our job to save the world. Yeah, we're the only people to do it. So have you ever seen Captain America like that's us? Yeah, get it? Why Why are we wasting all our resources on dumb fucks that don't want to take a vaccine?

The Miz: 15:53

Well, we're not. We're not just a cardboard bed,

Jim: 15:57

which is why there's cardboard. Okay.

Bobby: 16:01

I'm sorry. I just like and you know, Japanese brains are so mean to me like All I'm trying to do is bright Japanese let's see if I could get fucked in Japan and I can't clearly if you're a POS you can't get fucked in Japan

The Miz: 16:15

to be eligible to be getting fucked in the violin piano a

Bobby: 16:20

nice shot putters. Like

The Miz: 16:23

this reason alone. I'm not getting laid in the Olympic Village. It's because there's cardboard beds.

Bobby: 16:28

Here. This is I imagine that story.

The Miz: 16:31

Word magic Bobby would be getting passed around the Olympic Village.

Bobby: 16:36

I am the bad bitch.

The Miz: 16:38

Yeah, I'm sure they'd rather sleep. I would.

Jim: 16:43

I would rather sleep on you because you're soft and cuddly.

The Miz: 16:46

Yeah, I want to cuddle up and on top of Bobby's

Bobby: 16:49

just an easier way of saying he's fat.

Jim: 16:51

No, it means you're suddenly like a big bear means you're in a mirror. I want to be a little skinny tiny to be a manatee.

Bobby: 16:58

That is a real term by the way. Is it? Yeah, it's a hairless chub. Oh,

Jim: 17:06

I got so excited. I knocked the mic over. Top.

Bobby: 17:13

So there's a chub. So like, there's bears and there's like chubs chubs are like manatees.

Jim: 17:20

Not bears because they're not hairy, but they're still fat.

Bobby: 17:22

So a job is like anybody who's really big. But so a manatee is a job that's hairless.

The Miz: 17:30

So bear the job. That's hairy. Oh, so

Jim: 17:33

tell the overarching

Bobby: 17:36

But no, because there's a line between bear and job. Still,

Jim: 17:40

you're either there a subclass of job or is it on the same separate grouping lights on

Bobby: 17:44

separate

Jim: 17:45

so it's like it's there's bears and then below chub is manatee. Correct.

The Miz: 17:51

You're a hairy job.

Jim: 17:53

Can there be hairy choppers that you're automatically a bear if you're a hairy I think

Bobby: 17:56

you're just automatically a bear said there was a

The Miz: 17:58

line between a bear and a child there

Bobby: 17:59

is like you like the hair.

Jim: 18:04

I think all bears are chubs right? No

Bobby: 18:07

no, I you know I

The Miz: 18:11

can in this and really brush out.

Bobby: 18:15

I think we need to have another episode of with Ms involved too with the classification situation.

Jim: 18:22

Let's get a tribe on here to discuss. Okay. Hi. Welcome to Bobby and I'm the chub tonight. I'm a chub.

The Miz: 18:29

But you're saying no because you're saying that you're a bear which is?

Bobby: 18:33

No. You got to think of like Tammy from fucking sisters. 500 pound sisters, whatever the show is. She's the chop chop of someone who's like obese like to the point where they barely can move. Sorry, any better way to say

The Miz: 18:48

somebody bigger than a bear? No. Bigger than a bear. T is hairless yet they're larger.

Bobby: 18:58

As you notice a manatee they don't really have a knack or anything. Like there's a max they can write like this literally is float there and they're one big ball of just like fat. That's amazing.

The Miz: 19:11

sounds terrible. But then that's not a bear then if it doesn't if it's hairy Then what is it?

Bobby: 19:16

I that's what I'm trying to confirm and figure out

Jim: 19:19

what it is. It might be actually bristly, large hairy chub.

Bobby: 19:27

Okay, so the bear Hold on. This is ridiculous that I'm having to fucking research this right now.

The Miz: 19:34

Well, I'm trading in your situation book.

Bobby: 19:38

You know, I guess I should have like been prepared. I'm not prepared. Honestly, it's my fault. It's my phone. Okay,

The Miz: 19:45

it's mine. Don't Don't let us bully you Beth.

Bobby: 19:49

I'm not worried about it. Honey. I'm a big old lesbians going to Lowe's after this. Okay.

Jim: 19:54

Where's Lowe's at this time of night,

Bobby: 19:57

that's when all the lesbians go. That's after hours. Bam. Let's Like you get that last bit of paint mix up. You want to mix my paint up mix my paper. Yeah, so, anyway, this has been really fucking crazy and weird and I

The Miz: 20:09

don't like it. Yeah, this is not a good week at all. No

Bobby: 20:12

something was weird. Air

The Miz: 20:14

uncensored this week is going to be just as bad if not worse.

Jim: 20:18

hotter here it's gonna hotter hotter

Bobby: 20:19

and hotter Spock.

The Miz: 20:21

It's gonna be bad week.

Bobby: 20:23

watches me the best week of our lives. We're all gonna win like money. He got a million and trillion dollars we can retire. We're like this is really the best week ever. We're gonna win like money. Yay. Anyway, that's all I have to say about that. Row nine Yeah, it's really bad cuz I don't really have that many like things to talk

Jim: 20:50

to talk about the fifth dimension and you just like talked about chavs

Bobby: 20:53

Yeah, I'm not ready for the fifth dimension. Yeah. Like Really? Wow. Now usually I do.

The Miz: 21:00

I'm about to blow your mind.

Jim: 21:03

Oh, my God is pulled. Okay. You know, Britney and her microphone and the oops, oops, I did it again. Video. Yeah, there was no microphone. Some

The Miz: 21:11

people remember there being an argument. Some people now

Bobby: 21:13

you know what, you make fun of me all you want. But you when you see what are the next dimension, we will think that we are all energy and we all aren't really our human selves or something. We're something else controlling ourselves want me to really

Jim: 21:26

blow your mind we actually are all energy because Einstein proves that mass and energy equal each other than the same thing. Correct.

Bobby: 21:34

So you have to have energy,

Jim: 21:35

just a matter of energy. Right? It's like a ton of cells slow down a lot. But you could be going as fast as light. Well, my cells are.

Bobby: 21:42

Oh, Oh, right. Fast is light. Okay, well, this is more or you know, I pulled two cards for an in between segments. Hit me. It's called Would you rather and I pulled two. Okay, first one the kind of like Ms. Related they're like on his genre. Know how you die or know when you die? Would you rather who's dying? Know how you die? You are so you either know when you when you're gonna die? Or how you're gonna die.

The Miz: 22:16

Interestingly enough, the answer to one of those kind of gives you both Yeah, if you know how you die, you can win it elimination. If you're not in that situation, at any given point, you get

Jim: 22:27

off a boat and hit the water too hard. You're going to be like, okay, so never get on a boat. Oh, wait, I got on a boat. I'm about to die. Yeah, right. I get hit walking down the street in San Francisco. Like

Bobby: 22:39

is it when I probably pick when I would

The Miz: 22:43

probably pick one too. Because even way too afraid of like,

Bobby: 22:47

once you do something simple like

The Miz: 22:49

driving, if it's bad how you're going to

Jim: 22:52

forever stay in one

Bobby: 22:54

house.

The Miz: 22:55

But when I'm like, okay, like,

Jim: 22:57

just keep living your life go on vacation chill.

Bobby: 23:00

Like when you have a weak

Jim: 23:09

if you cross the street, that's how you I'm thinking when I'm picking when

Bobby: 23:14

I'm picking when to but also

Jim: 23:16

I don't want to how we want to know how Don't you want both?

Bobby: 23:19

Actually How might be better cuz then I could like kind of tie like, they're like, oh, you're gonna die of cancer then I'll be like, Oh fuck, I'm getting a

The Miz: 23:28

good one. Like if you're gonna like fall off. Like you have a forward to that your entire to jump now and then we're gonna spend every waking minute but at some point in time, I'm going to plummet to the ground. I don't need to know how I don't want to know. Yeah, I need I

Jim: 23:46

would rather well I don't even want to know how when it's happening. Like I just want to write right like, okay, it's happening today, but like, let me live my life. Right? You just want a brow? Sure. Oh, yeah.

Bobby: 23:57

Okay, so I have another one and I accidentally pulled too and this one's actually funny. I want to read it normally, but it's got misery and all over it. Would you rather have an orgasm every time you hear Old Town road by little NAS x or every time you have an orgasm Old Town road plays by little NAS x. The second one probably the second one. That's a really big dig down to the orgasm when you hear it. I can't no more. No offense, but every time I hear it, I want to come. Oh, if it's automatic. Why is that offensive? Oh, it's not but uh, compared to your guys's answer. It's just, it's just, it's just me being awkward.

The Miz: 24:38

No, I politely have a different opinion. No

Bobby: 24:41

offense, but this is not the same thought process that I'm having. Currently.

Jim: 24:47

Yeah, you're like in a different world. Me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have that much. Talk about this week. I'm not actually a fan.

The Miz: 25:04

I'm not I'm not actually a fan. I'm not actually a fan. I i guys Okay, a couple things number one know the new little NAS x song. Oh, I hate that I like it it's

Bobby: 25:19

dope as fuck. And that guy in there is hot. He could get a

The Miz: 25:24

I hate that I like it. I like it way more than one Tara or same

Bobby: 25:29

that's more like a hip hop hip you up like hop you?

The Miz: 25:34

What are you saying? radio now until the hop and hip hop.

Jim: 25:48

I can't wait for the kids bought version.

Bobby: 25:53

It's industry baby. There goes my hip and we're ready to hop in 93 sinus however, oh, fuck I see it. Me too gay. No,

The Miz: 26:11

I still struggled to call it rap. As my only thing why still struggled. Wow, much poppier than

Bobby: 26:23

the second verse, baby yeah, that's

The Miz: 26:25

Yeah, is that what you consider to be rap? Oh, yeah, I think it's like it's like, Ron,

Jim: 26:32

but like Mickey on the pinkprint had a lot of like singing songs. I'm just saying I agree. You know,

The Miz: 26:37

I agree. What is

Bobby: 26:38

a rapper to you like who would be your ultimate quote unquote rapper?

The Miz: 26:41

I mean, the ultimate rapper My mind is Notorious BIG. I like but I agree Nicki, I love hoppy songs as well. I care about the the rest of the song is obviously not what I like and when you call me be Papa yo diggity bed Papa yo dig and he oh my god the way you dad he me a horrible

Bobby: 27:11

wow 94.3 60s rap FM he's

The Miz: 27:20

not living in the 60s but that's fine. It's fine. I okay, so I liked the song I struggle with this genre categorization but I like it. What am I better do better reaction to than monterra What

Jim: 27:33

have you just liked music without categories?

Bobby: 27:37

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm in a non binary

The Miz: 27:41

category sexual music listener

Jim: 27:44

genres. I'm I'm not actually a fan and I'm not tying myself to genres.

The Miz: 27:49

Well Did I say didn't like you dad. I said I'd like to add I'm struggling and calling it a rap song.

Jim: 27:55

Why do you have to call it a rap song?

The Miz: 27:57

Because that's how the charts work bitch you need genre. Listen, hon listen pitch that's how the charts work.

Jim: 28:09

I don't know how fucking music works okay, this listen.

The Miz: 28:13

So yeah, that's that and then guys remember how we were talking a little bit about like shaving our penises and stuff?

Jim: 28:19

Which shaving cutting

The Miz: 28:22

shaving our deck so my god like talked about laughing or crying? Whatever.

Bobby: 28:27

Oh my god. I

The Miz: 28:28

forgot. Yeah. Okay, so I have like an almost like eyebrow situation again. Yeah, but on my deck. Oh, and now it's like compliant Eva air if

Bobby: 28:41

she tried to do like a little too much on the right and then

The Miz: 28:44

like, my like leg hair. So now it's like leg hair like hair and like skin.

Jim: 28:51

That's why only as a tremor. I do not shave.

The Miz: 28:54

I know I didn't. So the moral of the story is I purchased a manscaped a manscape goes like wow, I need to stop shaving my deck and I changed up my you're growing everything.

Bobby: 29:07

Really great.

Jim: 29:08

I love I use my manscape on the table everywhere. I just like yeah, go to town

The Miz: 29:12

and I never thought I need to do that's what I need to do.

Bobby: 29:14

I need to do so. Yeah,

The Miz: 29:18

I had big plans to go on, like, Grindr up last night at a bar, but then I was like, I'm akinola. Anyway, he shaved like it looks disgusting.

Jim: 29:30

Man is what is the age of consent in your state? Why? Like how old do you have to be to legally have sex? 18 I don't know I haven't checked New York let flow you little pussy. Why? We were just wondering that the other day because one of our friends said it was 16 in Ohio and I was like six we looked at and we think it is

The Miz: 29:55

in your graves the age of consent. Wait, but this is just legal consent for anything. Not sex. Hold on. Yeah, like, I don't get a baby. They were looking at 17 in New York. Okay.

Jim: 30:07

But she's 18 everyone is in movies and stuff. They're like, Oh, yeah. 18 she's 18 Yeah, right.

The Miz: 30:15

I would maybe isn't it? Just like a general simulation?

Jim: 30:20

Everyone remembers the age of consent as an 18. But

The Miz: 30:23

really is how 1661 like

Jim: 30:27

16 states.

Bobby: 30:29

That's for the Amish though. I think oh, five. I actually really think that might be for the Amish girls out at 16 to get married and like, start having babies cuz I didn't have a young Yes. I'm telling you.

Jim: 30:42

Yeah, actually, the Prophet Muhammad did have very young wives like we're talking 10 I feel like

The Miz: 30:49

most people who like don't electricity.

Bobby: 30:52

Yeah, in Ohio. We're gonna we're going to eat Amish country. Oh my god. That'd be hysterical.

Jim: 30:56

I can't wait. Are you Google? You're like, Look at his eyes. He's Google. He's

The Miz: 31:00

like, I was googling to see it sounds like it ranges from 16 to 18. throughout the US. It's pretty wild. Like 16 Hmm, I wonder. I wonder what arguments are made? Like, like, legislative setting. It's like, Well, no, we need to lower people need to have sex younger,

Bobby: 31:20

right. Probably one of the senators had sex with somebody below 18 they're like, we got to lower this down. Yeah,

Jim: 31:26

we've been fucking the coat man for years. And by man. I mean, 16 year old

Bobby: 31:31

girl either. It's probably a little boy. All secretly. Yeah, like, we're all gay as fuck. I can't.

The Miz: 31:36

Oh ganz Fuck, they're gay as fuck. Okay, the other thing The only other thing I actually have to say is that I have some updates on my Venmo guy. Oh,

Jim: 31:49

stop. I'm not ready.

The Miz: 31:51

I'm ready. I printed my vet mug. I'm not actually a fan. I'm actually a huge fan. Oh stop.

Jim: 31:58

jittery Oh my God. What

The Miz: 32:00

am I friends listen to this podcast. And shout out to that person in person. I can't cover Yeah, they

Bobby: 32:09

gotta keep them covered.

The Miz: 32:10

And she texts me sure the Anthony you went to the Berkshires that's where I grew up. I was like what like I know Yeah. And you think I think I know that guy. I was like, What guy? And she's like the winery guy of like oh my god like the Venmo guys the Yeah, and she just send me his Instagram page.

Bobby: 32:29

And him in it with him. No, I

The Miz: 32:33

smashed that follow I followed him right.

Bobby: 32:38

Yeah, very hard. I

The Miz: 32:40

think here you go and then he's sort of like liking my photos and reacting to my stories like were they any follow me back obviously so like, were essentially in love.

Bobby: 32:49

Like you guys are still in love and this is like a relationship now right? Like my boyfriend

The Miz: 32:54

He's my boyfriend officially dating somebody. Yeah, winery guy talked about

Bobby: 33:02

so much you're off the market everyone's everyone's all mad now that I'm Toledo like I'm I mean, I joked last week about how this could be like your love story. But here we are.

The Miz: 33:12

With a Taylor Swift like we met on Venmo

Bobby: 33:17

all your grocery stores or whatever it's like honey, but that's not your love story is your bar. I hope and I have about your wedding. I can do part of the speech. Even though I don't speak out loud. I'll be

The Miz: 33:34

like I want to be you want to give a speech at my wedding.

Jim: 33:37

or two that sappy story you're gonna tell when you're sitting across from him looking into his eyes like, and we met at that winery and went swimming together. But I don't remember the rest of the weekend, Josh.

The Miz: 33:51

When I met you, I blacked out three times. When I sat there and there was seven wines to choose from, and I ordered six Pinot Grigio.

Unknown: 34:00

I remember when you poured them for me, and it helped my hair when I was puking.

The Miz: 34:06

And you played Drake on YouTube for the whole entire winery. screaming like a normal

Jim: 34:15

weaving cutter first

Bobby: 34:16

road route like you I had not do youtube music videos to play. Leave that out of the story. Tell me that part in a business business. Tell us that part. And he probably

Jim: 34:29

he probably had the free version where there's an ad every 30 seconds. Do it. I can't do it. I'm too old.

The Miz: 34:35

Yeah, I saw him like playing music. We're playing Drake and he's like looking at the music video. I was like oh my god, I can't like on vivo. Yeah, so that's what we're doing our wedding. We're not gonna have a band we're gonna have YouTube

Bobby: 34:47

video bar. It'll be like videos playing like all your jams like Mariah.

The Miz: 34:52

Yeah. And so Oh, geez. Yeah, we're basically in love and

Bobby: 34:56

I'm so happy for an update though. Like this is what we needed tonight. Like this really brought Back up from the depth of the woman outside to this right?

The Miz: 35:03

There's there's

Bobby: 35:07

exactly when something's dead something else comes alive and it can be arranged that

The Miz: 35:10

crazy woman had to die in order for you to

Bobby: 35:14

become in love with Venmo where does that come Venmo from now on.

The Miz: 35:18

I actually said this name earlier, but

Bobby: 35:20

it's fine. We already learned it on the last episode. It was out there too. So

The Miz: 35:23

I'm getting my tattoo tomorrow I'm going to get his name in it.

Jim: 35:27

Low back is his retic above your team or what?

The Miz: 35:30

So if you're listening out there and you somehow see a big tattoo that says j OSH and my Gooch. That's why I'm not actually a fan.

Jim: 35:43

He's definitely blocking you after hearing this, like that friend that knows him is gonna be like, hey, you should listen to this podcast.

Bobby: 35:48

Yeah, you should listen. He's like, I want my taint tattooed

The Miz: 35:51

with your name on it. And then I'm gonna help myself,

Jim: 35:54

right like wedding you bend over, put on your pants and show everyone your names.

The Miz: 36:00

Like I tattooed in my ditch for you, you asshole. Awful. arrange to have my like dead carcass put in his bed and I'm like, I love you so much. Last time, hug me Hold me one last hug my dead cold carcass. One last one.

Jim: 36:20

Before I go to the crematorium. One last time.

The Miz: 36:23

I checked myself into the crematorium. Tell me you love me.

Bobby: 36:28

It's not part of the program.

The Miz: 36:29

Can you tell me one more time Imagine that.

Jim: 36:32

He has to order he's like why is this a dead body cream and what your address is the crematorium? Is that right?

The Miz: 36:39

Kayla? cab I'm like hi to the crematorium.

Jim: 36:46

inappropriate.

Bobby: 36:48

Jersey. You're on Reichert

The Miz: 36:49

basically I'm in really good spirits because

Jim: 36:52

because you're in love is like and I actually had to

The Miz: 36:58

with my Josh

Bobby: 37:00

isn't No.

Jim: 37:02

No. Someone else who's lying someone a little bit thicker that Bobby's gonna love.

Bobby: 37:09

Who? Oh, I remember you didn't wait for your segment. Okay.

The Miz: 37:17

That's not my song.

Jim: 37:19

He just played drinking. Yeah, I was like wow, hear

Bobby: 37:30

me fully in a black like, you're like yeah. No wonder it felt weird

The Miz: 37:37

to hear you over the coming your gut inside. I'm

Bobby: 37:40

like, sorry, my son again. Bitch. Like what a dumb con.

The Miz: 37:45

I'm gross. I'm gross. Hi. Hi. How are you blacking out? Bobby?

Bobby: 37:54

I need to get something to say like something really good to say right here between sags? Oh, let's talk about Ted's with Tony Smith. So Britney Spears is like Okay, listen actually mean jack we're talking about in the pool. And it was it was hitting. So it might be a little deep for the conversation. But here we go. Ready? What if Brittany really is crazy?

The Miz: 38:12

I'm not sure she is to some level

Bobby: 38:14

I think she may be I feel like what these posts that are happening. She's like, dancing and Hannah, shoving her tits into the camera twice. One with stars one without stars like Anna. It's very. To me. It's a little bit of a warning sign like Oh, girl, you're right. Like, we're supposed to like keeping ourselves like chill, swing goddess conservatorship. And I feel like she's going the opposite. Yeah,

The Miz: 38:39

I mean, I think there's some of her going to be crazy, obviously. And this whole experience is not going to contribute to that being like eradicated. However, I don't think that it's like, you're not able to take care of yourself crazy. If you're shoving your tits in the camera. Yeah, I

Bobby: 38:56

mean, that's true. I just wonder, I think in my head, oh my god, what if she like, what if her dad really is trying to help her? And yeah, like she's coming out being like, hey, and we're all like, yeah, free Brittany. And she's really like an absolute nut case. I'm just throwing out options here. I'm just trying to like keep it real.

The Miz: 39:17

I mean, that's obviously that's a possibility. Very much. So. I'll try to use the word eradicated wrong.

Jim: 39:24

I feel like yeah, I don't know what I'm trying to think of a definition for that. Of what what know what you said, what I say something about eradicate,

The Miz: 39:34

now that that was the wrong verb. Okay. Okay. I was like, maybe seven. What are you thinking?

Bobby: 39:39

Maybe this could work? Yeah. What do you thinking?

Jim: 39:42

What I'm really thinking is how would there be all these doctors who are prescribing medications and diagnosing her with things, but they're all lying against all ethics against the medical board against everything. They're just like, going along with her dad because her dad's rich like, are they getting secret payments? To give her these anti-psychotics, like, she probably has a real diagnosis of some issues judging not just by her facebook or what Instagram pictures like they're absolutely bonkers. But like she's been treated by doctors all these years. And, you know, she clearly had a break. We all witnessed it. But then like how she'd been sensing? I don't know, but I'm guessing a bunch of doctors aren't mistreating a patient. So she probably has some real, real fucking problems.

Bobby: 40:26

I would agree. And that's how we were thinking about in the pools like oh, my God, like,

Jim: 40:30

but also the conservatorship doesn't make still shouldn't

Bobby: 40:33

have a little bit of a touch of schizo. I mean, why would you need somebody to take care of your money? No, man, right. Right.

The Miz: 40:40

There's a million people out there like psycho and 30 somethings that are in a conservatorships.

Bobby: 40:46

I agree. Also, I feel like I need to be new rules to the conservatorship, like after a year, it's revisited, like every six months even like, I'd be like, re evaluated, that should be way too late lying. Because it really does think about the people who aren't Britney Spears who are under this and they have no support by anybody. They're shocked. Okay. All right. Great.

The Miz: 41:10

Fucking great. The more you know, Jeff.

Jim: 41:20

So we have two things to talk about. The first ties back into how we all have like the perfect weekend and all the dates we've gone on. I just had one of these crazy nights out on Friday, where I went out with 10 people. I knew one of them when I went out. So we had to like, you know, I sat at dinner and I'm like, Oh,

Bobby: 41:39

my God. Nightmare actually.

Jim: 41:42

You would think but like, they're all fun. And so it was really strange. I was like, Oh, you guys are easy to get along with. But this has never happened before. Normally when I see strangers I'm like, fuck all of you. I gotta go. Like get through the dinner. Let's pretend we were having fun take me you ever again we hang out again. Oh my god. How? You're going to get your car okay by just like run the other way. Go to another bar black.

Bobby: 42:09

Oh my God. That is Yeah, you're like, oh, we're gonna go home then you're like, blackout.

Jim: 42:13

So tired tonight?

Bobby: 42:14

I just don't know. You're just trying to dip that one couple That's weird. Really?

Jim: 42:19

Bad. And that also happened at the sycamore Bobby if you remember, but we can't really mention names but we did run into someone so. Okay, so after dinner. We decided like you're not alone. I'm sorry. I'm trying editing easier for you dumb con.

The Miz: 42:40

It's so funny because we shit all over Bobby. And whenever anyone says anything to us, like no,

Bobby: 42:48

right? It's like you guys threatened to quit?

Jim: 42:50

No, because I was trying to edit it for you.

Bobby: 42:52

Can you wrap it I'm quitting Fuck this shit. I'm putting I'm like no. Like I have to just like walk on eggshells just to keep you guys involved in goddamn show.

The Miz: 42:58

That's so fucking true. And don't forget,

Jim: 43:01

you ever fucking Forget it. Okay, so after dinner, we're like let's go to another bar. So we pile into two cars like I don't know why two people were driving on a Friday night in the short North But anyways, they drove they had cars I'm like, okay, whatever. It's a free ride saving money on the Uber. We get in way too many people in the car we go to this bar called a wall which is near Bobby's house. Oh yeah. You

Bobby: 43:22

didn't call me out? I remember now.

Jim: 43:24

Yeah, because you were having your night off. I thought you didn't want to come out he didn't invite me either.

Bobby: 43:32

This would be like going to the steak and shake below you and not letting you know where we're there.

The Miz: 43:36

Yeah, well I don't live about to say config so

Jim: 43:39

this is me with like nine people. I don't know. I'm like should I really bring Bobby into this? You're gonna be like, why are you there? I'm like I'm with nine people. I have no idea where they are

Bobby: 43:46

right. I'll be there I'll be there and

Jim: 43:51

I'll be like that would be like I'm tired. gonna stay in tonight I

Bobby: 43:56

want to quiet colleague cuz he's embarrassed about means embarrassment, embarrassment of some friends that might have an opinion about him. No, I would

Jim: 44:04

I want to show you off to these friends. You know, now because the guy

Bobby: 44:08

is your POS that you just like call whenever it's available for you.

Jim: 44:11

You I tried to invite the guy I met to your house last night before we had trauma and had PTSD on your work. I literally showed up. We're like, Hi. Yeah, if he came over, we would have just been like,

Bobby: 44:22

Hi, how are you? We just saw death. And there's a helicopter.

Jim: 44:25

Like me? Like No, I just put I'm processing trauma right now. But anyway,

The Miz: 44:30

so when we get back and flattened, but she was not moving. She

Jim: 44:34

was

The Miz: 44:34

no offense.

Bobby: 44:38

And so those were alive.

Jim: 44:40

Oh, no fat or dead. Okay, anyway, so I met this guy at a wall with the group and I was like, he's kind of cute. And he's like, I don't know. I feel like him. Yeah. What do you have question about

Bobby: 44:54

a well, I gave her Yeah, it's like an eagle.

Jim: 44:58

It's kind of like the bat. terms are open you can see into the bathrooms. Okay, I'm while you're peeling I even pee

Bobby: 45:04

there.

Jim: 45:05

Hopefully it's kinda too. Anyways, I met this guy we're like making out and then we were like we don't want the night to end even though it's 130 and like every bars closing. Yeah, and I was that energy New York bitch. No, like I only make out with people I find attractive.

Bobby: 45:19

So basically everyone you come in contact with. I don't

Jim: 45:22

find everyone attractive. Look at you. I've never made out with you. You've tried. Oh, no, I've

Bobby: 45:28

not. You know you want to fuck this face?

Jim: 45:33

I mean, I have been warning before. No. So anyways, after Bobby sledge shames. Great. We're going back. So this really fucking crashed. But we went to another bar where, in the back of my mind. We just had the shooting in the north end of the short north where it's a little dangerous. So I go to a bar where there's been two shootings this year called boss goes. And I'm sitting, I'm literally a woman die. Or I'm like, I knew one was dying. So I'm looking back on this, like, this whole weekend has been bad. I went to dangerous parts. I saw a woman like run over. And so I met boss because it's just like, are we gonna get shot at any moment? So I was having a moment there. But we were there for 142 and nothing happened. We moved away. I planned on going out with this guy again. I invite him over to Bobby's, but we're traumatized. We can't. And then I'm going on a date with him tomorrow. So that'll be fun.

Bobby: 46:29

Like, I don't get it. Like are you going on? Like what's happening? Well, yeah,

Jim: 46:33

like we're hanging out again. Like he said, he wants to see me again. I was like, I want to see you. Okay,

Bobby: 46:37

I'm asking about your current relationship, though. Like what is your roles?

Jim: 46:40

I don't have to explain my roles to you.

The Miz: 46:43

What does he I have not been invited or not actually. Is he aware of of?

Jim: 46:49

Yes. He already asked him about it. And at a while he asked about it. He was like, so I see you have a ring on what's going on with that? Your brain? Yeah. It's Tiffany's from Tiffany's honey.

The Miz: 47:04

I just thought that was like a rare I don't know. It's like a Wrangler. He's engaged for 16 years.

Jim: 47:10

Yeah, for like three years. almost three years now. I do think I do that gay.

The Miz: 47:17

Okay, also, what's your date tomorrow? I don't know yet. Is it gonna be like dinner? Yeah, like are you going

Jim: 47:25

trivia or like no probably dinner

Bobby: 47:27

I would guess. Cool.

Jim: 47:33

Like my fucking salads not ready yet from the restaurant so Paris it's been an hour but um, speaking of trauma, okay, so fucking Yeah, so

Bobby: 47:43

sorry for you and yourself. What does he look like? Is it a he tweet another pronoun? Actually?

Jim: 47:48

I'm not 100% sure because I don't think

Bobby: 47:50

post on Instagram assume anything anymore.

Jim: 47:52

I think like his friends called him he that's my first story at a wonderful time. Until all

Bobby: 47:57

of it though like you just leaving your boyfriend

The Miz: 48:01

just like me

Jim: 48:03

to say like he's a young love I feel like that right like we're sharing together and his wife

The Miz: 48:10

that we have hot new boyfriend and

Jim: 48:12

your boyfriend's gone? That's fine. Yeah. Hi, everything's fine. Everything's fine. Bobby's in a sad part of life. We're in a semi

Bobby: 48:24

not I'm in a I'm in a little bit of a couple years ahead of you. So wait to turn to my age. Everything just gets bland it just tastes like rotten oatmeal. Oh honey, that's no more peaches.

The Miz: 48:39

Exactly how it expected to taste.

Bobby: 48:41

It just keeps getting blander and bland right

The Miz: 48:44

like when I looked at you I just think like rotten Oh, right. Like,

Bobby: 48:47

right like a rotting oatmeal. Yeah, but you still eat. Um, so yeah,

Jim: 48:51

okay. That's called grool Okay,

The Miz: 48:54

so you're called fuck me. rollway

Jim: 48:57

Yeah, grool like gr e ul look it up Google it is cruel. It's disgusting. slop Google g ul. Fan. How do you find a dairy ul? Yeah, I found disgusting I just slop slop. It's like what you know, and like, please have some more rain. Oliver Twist. That's literally so that's part one. And now I'm gonna go on a rant. Because this is something I fucking hate. What it really grinds my gears. What grinds your gears? This shit? This is a fucking jury summons Okay.

Bobby: 49:41

Oh, I loved your dad. We were just talking Okay,

Jim: 49:44

okay. And I got fucking jury summon to a county I don't fucking live in for the past eight years. So I'm really confused about that. I'm trying to figure out why would I get summoned to my parents county that is an hour and a half drive from here. Okay, so that's round one. Round two. I'm trying to figure out even if it were in the county. I'm in Why the fuck are you paying me $10 to join in and then $20 a day like, not even like I would rather mass before I accept this. And it just doesn't make sense. It's like, why don't you just pay more and then people will want to do jury duty, like all everyone complains about everyone hates jury duty.

Bobby: 50:19

I've actually never had it though.

The Miz: 50:20

I would volunteer to be on jury

Jim: 50:22

duty, but I haven't done it before. And it was awful. It's weird. I

Bobby: 50:25

feel like it's people certain people get in the same mix over and over because like, I've never had it my

Jim: 50:29

second, this is my third time. So the first time I was full student, so I said, like, I can't come I'm in a different state. They said, Fine. Second time, I had to go because even though I was like, you know, they don't care if you're working whatever, like you have to come. And then I go in. And there's like, 40 people in a room for like, a jury of what like, I don't even know 1011 like, it's not a big fucking I'm like, Why are there 45 people in here? 50 people, so they go around and grill you like the lawyers from both sides to see how they can exclude your if you're like, Oh, well, this man committed a crime and broken and stole something. Are you a grandma as a grandson under hard circumstances? You know, like really trying to figure it out. And it's like, I didn't they didn't even get to me and I forget what that they were like, what do you do? And I'm like, I'm a student. It's just like, you know, sort of skipped over me they didn't ask I was like, why don't you want to know about my biases? This is rude. And so yeah, they elected me I wasted eight hours I didn't even get selected. And so I laughed I was like, fuck you fuck the system, but the police or whatever you say to when you're not selected? So this time I guess a cool thank you. Oh, well, I didn't even get the check that I was earned. So I get this this time and I go online to like check in and it says like, Oh, you bank be disqualified because you're not from this county. I'm like, Why? Why don't you send us your like reply within seven days or you will be how big

Bobby: 51:54

is that county

Jim: 51:55

is pretty big. It has date and then it's huge. Like montgomery county is actually pretty big, but it just doesn't make sense. I've gotten it three times. I know people have never gotten it. I've never gotten it.

Bobby: 52:06

What the fuck? I know my four acts really weird. I was talking to a co worker about this and she got summoned again. She's like, I've done it five times. I'm like, I've never done it. And she's like, That is weird as fuck I'm like I haven't done it Michaels never done it like missus like why are

Jim: 52:20

you on an actual jury? Like in the court case? Yeah, I'd love to I would love I would love that but I didn't like it not

Bobby: 52:28

selected. Were you the hedger where you're like

Jim: 52:33

are they elected by it to be hedger? Or are they picked? I'm

The Miz: 52:37

like, I think I think the people who are selected like how to like send someone who's like the spokesperson. So someone probably be like, Oh yeah, I'll do it. And I'm like yeah, okay, great.

Bobby: 52:51

If you could just start out your jury like your stand up comedy we're like now that we got a bunch of straights out of the way here's some facts that you're going to listen to what I don't know what your opening line once your video that you post on Instagram from your comedy show. But you were like you said something about like oh, and now you listen. What was it What does this have to do jury duty and doesn't have anything in mind?

Jim: 53:11

Why sorry I just blacked I was like what are they What's he talking about? I like lost track of time.

Bobby: 53:16

I had a point but now that it's been just a dig bond it doesn't matter there was a point and I'll see it in post

The Miz: 53:26

gay we What are you What did he say?

Jim: 53:33

Here's something about what you're to

Bobby: 53:35

blame.

The Miz: 53:36

Oh my okay what I said was because they're like four straight guys before me so I said now that you've seen a bunch of cool straight guys like you got this fucking faggot now right and whenever we were talking about that line What did went well with it but I can't remember what we're talking about. But since this jury like like Right, Right right. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm

Bobby: 54:03

done. I'm so done.

Jim: 54:13

Okay, yeah, that was a good Final Thoughts Wow.

The Miz: 54:21

I feel like we just like gone like a fucking car accident like that woman literally just like twice in one weekend. More you know with Wow,

Jim: 54:42

there's also like the skirt. Well

Bobby: 54:46

you guys right now like, so. He credited me.

The Miz: 54:52

Wait, what? How do I do credit?

Bobby: 54:54

Because you made me feel stupid. And I feel stupid because I don't know we were talking about

The Miz: 54:59

stupid Yeah, you Did you make your cell no

Bobby: 55:01

because I was trying to have you give me the line from your opening stand up and I started saying and you're like, look at me like like what's happening?

Jim: 55:07

I'm like, I literally just want you like you lost your train of thought you were thrown off the train.

Bobby: 55:15

I have receipts we will be playing this back and

The Miz: 55:18

Jim was in the middle of things like what Jerry I said, like, I don't know how it gets like that. The degrees up line is

Bobby: 55:26

I was like, right, like, like,

Jim: 55:28

I'm so lost. Honey, you just get back on the train? No,

Bobby: 55:33

it's fine.

Jim: 55:33

Let's get on the train and get you to Brooklyn.

Bobby: 55:36

I'm not fucking care of Final thoughts. My final thought is don't do weed out that it's about the fact that wheezing you guys fucking are so mean to me and everyone knows. Yea losses treated throat well Hi. We're like Why not? actually means you're making fun of me the whole episode,

The Miz: 56:09

he asked a question about how I abruptly switched off. Someone sent him through so fucking mean.

Bobby: 56:19

Keep drinking your water Priscilla.

The Miz: 56:24

lines like this to make us go? What are we talking about? So me, everyone hates me, hates me.

Bobby: 56:35

Everyone knows that you're gonna I'm gonna play it back and I can't put so much into commodities.

Jim: 56:40

Again,

The Miz: 56:41

I literally don't need to hear playback. We just have the

Bobby: 56:46

exact same reaction. You know what this is kind of reminding me of when I give you some nice and some grace when you're walking down the fucking street in a full blackout from your nightly fucking routines. And when I do pick up late, and I at least have grace for you. And in the meantime, see, just because I'm high as fuck. And I had some fucking beers. I'm getting berated for it. He has receipts. Yay. So you know what? I'm not the only one where I'm this way.

The Miz: 57:17

right but this is this is like during the show for you not like in app Not really. In real life. It's different. You know, make fun of you know, show. Alright,

Bobby: 57:35

so final thoughts, Jim. Just get yours done with his we're losing you fast.

Jim: 57:39

My final thought is really don't take anything for granted. You could be flattened by a car at any moment and just focus on the times that you did enjoy. Like I'm looking back on yesterday thinking I got to see my family at brunch. I got to go out to an open restaurant opening. I saw my friends that I haven't seen in forever. Like that was a good day. And don't let the bad one thing happen. That just don't let it ruin it.

Bobby: 58:03

I'm not actually a fan. I like I like that. I like that though too. Honestly. Sorry, Trina.

The Miz: 58:08

My final thought is I'm just so sorry.

Unknown: 58:21

believe

The Miz: 58:25

God, oh my God. That was my final thought that that that's my final thought. Here hearing you Oh, I'm sorry. I am

Bobby: 58:40

like he just fucking got up like, didn't even like say like, Okay, I gotta get the salad or anything. I'm dying. I'm done. Anyway, what is your final my final thought is that even if you're like kind of messed up from a long day, you need to like take a moment before you go to sleep and just be thankful for I know kind of copying Jim but like, it really shook me astray seeing that person dead on the ground like you really you're finding the next maker dad so you might as well get the tattoo you want. Jumping on the airplane if you want to do the drugs that you want. Go across the country in a Winnebago if you want like just go fucking do it. Because guess what, you literally could get hit and have no idea and it's over bags. I

The Miz: 59:19

fully I yeah. impermanent.

Bobby: 59:23

It's a very spooky thing to think you saw this person alive. Then you see him just add it's

The Miz: 59:31

really underscores how quick we all can

Bobby: 59:33

go. Correct. That's how quick it can just be like 10 minutes in this terrible just like that. She could have probably not but I'm just saying I'm sure she could have. She was on so much crack. She was on crack. She had to be on crack

Jim: 59:49

news, right? Are we talking about like what she did?

Bobby: 59:54

Oh, I'm sorry.

Jim: 59:55

We like she was on rock. I was like, Yeah, hi.

Bobby: 59:58

We were just discussing Thanks. Um we were just discussing stuff

The Miz: 1:00:03

we were on board and things

Jim: 1:00:06

I just got called and like the salad that was supposed to be finished like 45 minutes ago, the restaurant at Town Hall came up to the driver was like 1015 minutes ago I was like, okay, it's just a minute it'll just be a minute that may came up through this now was like, Okay, did you want us to start that order for the salad? And I'm like, yeah, it said it was gonna be delivered at 830 and it's nine and then you told the driver like you were getting it going and then you came out and asked her if they want it like so I said yes, I was like I'll just give you a big tip like this is so dumb I'm never ordering from them again in boycotting What was your break on angles? But well, you'll have to

Bobby: 1:00:44

hear back but basically just on the same lines as yours like you know that like tomorrow you could literally just like die Yeah, so go do the things you need to do. Right if you want to get fog fog while I'm trying Subscribe Share with your friends we have camping weekend we really are going to try to figure that out soon. Have a great evening

Jim: 1:01:11

it's the most depressed and the map ever

Bobby: 1:01:13

have a great week?

Jim: 1:01:14

Thank you and have a great fucking evening. Have a great evening.

Bobby: 1:01:18

You know we went them all over until this point and they're like they were they close it out. Like let's close it out

Jim: 1:01:23

on her. Okay, pause Alright, everyone, thank you for listening and we can't wait to come back next week and give you another episode of She's Not Doing So Well.

Bobby: 1:01:39

I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm speechless for what it is like, I just don't even know we

Jim: 1:01:48

can't wait to get back together with friends and record for you.

The Miz: 1:01:51

Like I'm watching like Barney.

Bobby: 1:01:53

I feel like I'm in hell. So you look like hell. I feel ml like the other edibles hitting right now. So I'd like to pass

Unknown: 1:02:02

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