I'm Not Paying Unless I Come

spk_1:   0:00
welcome to she's not doing so well. It's a podcast. I'm Bobby. In fact, you're free to come with Tongue is my comings in my throat. And I wanted to try to limit the box to 10. Love it, honey. I'm just so awkward at this. God, I

spk_2:   0:30
mean, we're going to you. Yeah, we can. We don't need to get deep deep, but we just don't talk about the fact that it's had a panic attack. Yeah, What happened? Well, I ate Mexican. That always starts a panic attack for me. But I also have been drinking a little bit. And I got a hot tub involved, boss, I probably really hot. So I went downstairs and try to play PlayStation to kind of get my started. Having like thoughts in my head, Like I feel anxious. I can't breathe a lot away. But where did the Mexican come in? Well, I had Mexican, and that's what I met. So after I finished Mexican, I was probably full. And then I was like, Oh, I can't. So you got in the hot tub after No, no, no. Okay, so I did hot tub Mexican, and then I was like, uh, I think

spk_0:   1:15
I need to

spk_2:   1:16
go, like to the basement and cool off and just, like, play PlayStation. And for anyone who's never been in this towel is like the regular house has kept its 65 degrees like and that's in the winter. But the basement is like basically a meat locker. So you went down there and you're like, blast frozen. It's worse in the summer to that's what's crazy. So you went down there to cool off. I called was cooling off, but it wasn't working. I kept like doing this whole like I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Oh, my God. You know what I'm talking about? You have anxiety like that little like so, Yeah. So I'm like, I'm gonna go upstairs. I'm gonna take my timber directly, and then I'm going to just lay down. So I took my temperature Is 99 point for some, like, let me just lay down for a second. And that's when I start texting. You saying, like I think

spk_0:   2:01
I'm having

spk_2:   2:01
a panic attack you might have been. I think I was like a mini like a little baby, Many one. So the rectal temp is always higher then what it would be if you were under the arm. So you seem to always run higher. But like you're also I always right way I always will You always stick it in your whole I'm always sticking in my home I'm always running high cause as we said on another episode once you go rectal, that thermometer cannot go back It really can't either. What hole Michael goes. Do you have a thermometer or not? The one that you stuck in your hole and was like, No, I don't have one. Sorry. Yeah, you laid down. But like, did that help you calm down or what? Were you training? Taking a nap? Or you're just like I don't know. Sometimes when I lay down and close, my eyes are like, just have the fan on it like, yeah, you re centers me. Okay, Uh, but and assistance? It was idiotic. Uh, I have to fucking edit that out, but yes. Oh. Then I start texting you. And then I was like, Well, I'm gonna paint my nails. And then I decided to face time, you and, um Dave. Oh, I have, like, a moment of like, I need, like, normal seasons, I feel like it just feels weird things. Phil Fei er the even your baseline seems to be throwing you off. Exactly. That's what I think, the promises. Now I'm just constantly wait one. The other night, I kind of freaked out and I said In Michael's like, So what's gonna happen next? Like What's next? What's next? An asteroid like, What's that like? That's where I'm at right now. It's Ryan Brains that it's like fight or flight. I'm trying to run. You're trying to flight, but your flight you're a flight that you have to fight. But I can't get off the ground to have a You're a flight, but you're too heavy. I'm a flyer. No, I really am. Like when I do something wrong or or I get something, just run. Yep, Done. I'm going on. I won't talk to you again. Done Well. That's about we don't really have, like, a future right now, because we don't know when the future is so that's we're constantly being told. It's like a month from now and then it's another month from now. So you think I got through? I order door dashed and she was like, Thanks for keeping us busy with door dash. And I was like, Yeah, I hope it stays that way. And then I'm thinking, What? I hope it doesn't like you would actually go to the restaurant and not order food from the restaurant. I mean, just think about, like, the statement, make America great again. And then about where we're at now, like everything they'll not for is like just backwards. Now it's like, I feel like we're fucking backwards. Yeah, I don't know. And I know like, and then I just can't. So it's a little bit also. Okay, So also to preface this as a meeting next time watching the Trump, like whatever his little fucking trump our and the worst. Yeah, but he was like, there's gonna be a lot of people that die. This is gonna be really bad. Okay, So and I'm in my head and you're a fucking idiot. But then subconsciously, I'm like, Oh, I'm ever he's dying. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die like you're one of those. What? Right. That's what kind of caught me one breath away from Catching Cove. It actually took a, um sir. They know there was, like, this little thing where you could say, Like are you What's your white hate? But what's your weight? What's your height? What you're Do you have any of these conditions? Do you take these pills into the ER And I have a 10.175 chance of dying of Corona like zero point 01750 Like less than 1% chance of dying of covert. Okay, so But the problem is, though, Yeah, but that's the problem is that there's, uh But I could be that one. You could easily be that one. And I don't want to make you nervous, but, honey, I don't know where this survey was from. Uh, well, we don't even know the mortality rate. So it's high, um, police in this country, we're so under prepared and I feel bad for like, our health care workers I feel bad for our bag. Are baggers are daggers are baggies are baguettes are Baghdad That's like the grocery store. People are like, still making like $12 an hour. We'll give you $2 extra for like a month. I need to be making six figures because I'm the only one that's working now. I mean, that's something I'm trying. I'm trying to figure out, like, if we're just gonna, like, turn the economy back on and be like everyone. Here you go. Let's do it. Or if it's gonna be like, Oh, shit. Like never mired. And there's no, like, we don't even have the money to restart the business. Like I don't know what I'm very confused about this. That's what I think is like you said, There's no future. We don't know what's next. So that's what I think is just like, that's what's making you anxious. Yeah, I'm getting it again. Just talking about sort of. But I can tell you, Yeah, I get to see it in your eyes because we're on Zoom right now. Surprise. You can see my eyes while your eyes are red and they're tiny, but like I can see them and 00 honey, take another little puff just in case. What is it? We're getting deep. What is Ah Oh, a CDC. Uh, And so then the next thing that you do today, after you, like, woke up from your little terror nap in the basement tells her nails, honey. So I painted my nails because I thought I This is my Britney moment. I think anything is happening. And I have, um I have a razor blade now that I can shave my head. Wait, What I got in the mail today, hon. Electric razor for, like, hair. Yes. So you can do. See, you're a barber. Yeah, like I could legit. Just shave my head right now. Maybe I showed me will make me feel better. Oh, I'm having my Britney moment. You're having things like I'm okay with it. I am too. I feel like after I painted my nails, you know, Shit, sort of. I'm like, Okay, like that was cool. That was like it took my mind off for a little bit. Calm down. But now why do I shave my head? I mean, I think the next step is First of all, you need to shave your bush and then focus on the head. Fuck that. I'm growing that shit out. I know. I can tell you have Thio. It's called a rip. Or is that your struck down? I can't find it anymore because it's so fucking bushy Yeah. Where's your clad? Oh, honey, honey, I've had that a c D c honey e. You know what this reminds me? No, just I had so much fun hearing some fun little stories from people earlier today, So, yeah, I'm glad for our listeners to hear those little story. And that'll be fun because we're gonna play that after we got here for a second. Little, little fun. Bobby as a young boy. A z young gay. Well, as a young straight Oh, yeah. Straight stuck in a gay body, but Okay. Well again. Well, a gay stuck in a, well, your body. Oh, no. Oh, wow. See, gay don't even mean bowl. I name. I don't know everything. Pride to blink it out. Everything's fine. And I'm burning. Uh, you are burning. Um, that's my background on Sam. Um, so tell us where your partner is right now and like what he's doing to make you feel secure and, like, safe in your own home. A mean he's out about gallivanting. Okay. Gallon venting. He's seeing his friend, which is? It was supposed to be at a distance. His friend also does like traits on people or something. so I mean, it's fine. She's like an intensive care, but, like, it's not a big deal. Should deal with all that much. Cove it like on, like, 60 cases a day. I shouldn't be laughing at your misfortune, but, um uh, so, yeah. Thank God you're in different bedrooms, cause at this point, you'd be getting it from him. I'm telling you, I think this is part of it, too. Is like, I'm just scared of everybody. Yeah, I am. Like, I'm scared of everybody kind of yourself. I'm scared of my own body. Hello? You have been I have I'm viral life. Yeah. Um, yeah, yeah, but you but I'm going to say something. I feel like you reminded me of how to kind of get out of a funk. And that's with music. Honey, you Earlier day, I put Bony Baron and I just went I need a life when you find videos of him from 11,010 and you're like, Oh, it's just him and a guitar and he's doing a falsetto voice, and then that's it. And it takes you back to like, this is all you need. This is right. I need to get my escape. I need to go up to my own focus on the lyrics and then go Yeah, and go And like, we'll forget about everything that's happening right now. I feel like I did like I spent all morning. I think that's I disconnected. I didn't turn on CNN right away. When I got up, I just got to my computer, went to YouTube, found some videos and for like, four hours. I was like going from one song to the next. Hey, yeah, You need to just chill out. Yeah, it's one of those things where I just need to reconnect with what makes me happy. The little things like music has always been I have music. That, too, that we talked about, Member. So I mean, like, I, uh, 10 point out. I need to go back to my roots of just, uh, music and not thinking about any thinking music mission Make music. I think at this point you could make some really dark, sick bees. I probably could make some real darkness. Could be dramatic. It's fuck, though. I mean, we don't have time for that. No one does, but, um, yeah, So, Robert. Well, um I think I'm gonna try to train the next week tryingto winter. I really need to talk to her again. I took water album. We gotta talk about what he's been doing a lot like she's been busy, you know, it's weird. I feel like I mean, I'm not saying our show like, like got her going again, But I feel I feel like I do remember we talk to her, though She was kind of like, Well, I'm single for a year like Baba Baba And now she's horny f right. Like all of a sudden it's like she picked a bad year to get horny as fuck, though, now that she's a quarantine. Oh, about that. What that's all about, Because I just feel like all of a sudden she became very alive and wrote an album. Okay, cool. I wish I could do that. She's done a lot of amazing things and chose family. Yes, I mean, listen to present family, listen to it comes out every two weeks. It's not even like this whole, like it's not a lot of work on a lot of work. It's not long episodes. It's buttery. guest. The guests are like world changed world changers. Is that? Yeah, that's where. Is that a word? Like Bob the drag queen? Like, um, what's his fucking name? The French, Um, French Canadian guy Process. Xavier. Yes, Xavier? Yeah. You know, I can't do French on with some high as fuck. Uh, Well, that almost unlike O balle evil Francais. But anyway, let's go to get to our interview with Heather and Courtney, okay? And then we'll just go from there. Hunty. Okay. All right. Here's our interview by Bob. Jim as Cove in that Did you get it? Move about is everybody can never know

spk_3:   14:07
what you're not, um, dressed up because I was like, Bobbie, I just got off the pellet on. And, like, I hope this isn't something that I have to be presentable for. I

spk_2:   14:17
got up 45 minutes ago, so yeah, I was like, Oh, that's right. It's the afternoon I need to do. We need to get a drink. I have to get a drink. It's cocktail hour, honey. Somewhere.

spk_3:   14:29
What are you having, Bob?

spk_2:   14:31
Uh, it's called Jackie O's. It's ah, Raspberry wheat ale. Huh?

spk_3:   14:36
I don't like about our beer you know that

spk_2:   14:38
no one eats food, said the girl, that you sit down, but heavies

spk_3:   14:42
I only like Budweiser and drink beer during beer pong. There's rules.

spk_2:   14:49
Yeah, but it's only one light beer. It's, like heavy. It's like the heaviest Weigh you down.

spk_0:   14:53
Oh, God. Pulls

spk_2:   14:54
her name's little mother rules that you saw. Yeah, uh, there are rules, honey. There's rules to this. Honey.

spk_3:   15:03
Now are asking more like

spk_2:   15:05
conversation. Kind of rolls like you're gonna, like, put me and, like, Rick me over the coals. You too. Or what? Ready

spk_3:   15:12
like that. I would just do it.

spk_2:   15:16
Can you hear me though? Yeah. Honey, I I don't like this this app because you can't hear yourself in your headphones. I know. It's It's weird day. Mama should do the pellet on, huh? I don't know who are they sold out?

spk_3:   15:37
No, but you need to all get one, because they're amazing.

spk_2:   15:40
I mean, because the gym's your clothes. If we can't go anywhere

spk_3:   15:44
and Heather the workouts, you can do on, like, crazy, like it's not just riding a bike.

spk_0:   15:49
You have seen the videos. This girl in the gym a couple months ago was doing it and she got off the bike, was telling me she don't need this like,

spk_3:   15:58
Okay, now there's little money for the app

spk_2:   16:02
They are doing three months free. Gem around. Uh oh, my God. What are you drinking? Kitty? Paul keeps talking about purple.

spk_3:   16:11
What is kitty hop?

spk_2:   16:12
Oh, honey, honey And the honey. Honey, honey, Beer goal. No, it's actually quite costs a key. Lime guava. Yeah. I don't think it's

spk_3:   16:23
that work after this. I wonder if it will give me courage to call my doctors.

spk_2:   16:28
Oh, look, via, like, this

spk_3:   16:31
common zoom.

spk_2:   16:33
Oh, what

spk_1:   16:34
do you call him on

spk_3:   16:34
the phone? My cell phone.

spk_2:   16:37
Um, but why do you call your doctors?

spk_3:   16:41
Because the were working with the governor of Georgia, and no, last week had the bill. Birdie Primary Hospital is, um, anesthesiologist, like, critical care positions for Phoebe Putney. And now they've opened up 25 psychiatrists.

spk_2:   17:00
Oh, my God. I mean, Courtney, I'm working, so I mean, you're governor Kind of sucks ass, though.

spk_3:   17:09
I regret that, but be benefit to working for this company is the CEO of this company is good friends with the governor. So he gave us the needs first, So we're getting all the business. All right, listen, the doctors,

spk_2:   17:25
I'm glad your stand is

spk_3:   17:26
that is that is the benefit for my pocket. But

spk_2:   17:29
I want to talk about relationships, I think because I feel like we're all in a long term relationship. How's everybody's relationships going right now in the quarantine world? Does I feel like it's really trying at times?

spk_0:   17:41
Um, so Tony's still going to the shop every day.

spk_2:   17:45
Oh, even though it's closed,

spk_0:   17:47
it's closed so that he keep the door locked. But he's going in there to do art and stuff. Okay, so things are good still, because we have our space.

spk_2:   17:59
Yeah, spaces have really big, but we need Yeah, yeah, we need space court. What about you?

spk_3:   18:06
Well, Kyle's essential business. He goes to work every day.

spk_2:   18:09
Yeah, I'm working from home, and Michael's been working from home doing telemedicine. Yeah, that's a no. It's going Okay, Um, there's times where I'm like he's actually like I mean, I know he's busy, but like I'm the kind of co worker that's like chit chatty and he's not high, and he's like, I'm busy. I'm trying to finish this up in a month. Oh, okay. Look. Sorry. So were

spk_0:   18:32
the annoying co worker.

spk_2:   18:33
Yeah, I'm Karen. I'm like Karen in the office. High fucking Karen. Karen.

spk_0:   18:39
I think Tony, for his own, like mental status, has to go to the go to the shop just to feel like he's getting up and going somewhere because he can't like, he's just, like, not built to not work. So

spk_2:   18:52
yeah, Look, I have no sense of routine right now. Well, I do, and I don't. It's like I'm getting up to stay home. I don't know. You know what's so funny about this right now that this screen that's happening? And, Jim, I'm just gonna talk about this for a second. You two girls 10 years ago would be never be caught dead. The way you guys look right now, this is how you know we're in our thirties, E no, but like you did, you would have your like, senator, hair going. You would have. Like everything going, Courtney would be like, Bob, I'm not ready, Bob. But here we are off the telethon and out of the shower. E. That's how you know we're in our thirties like mid thirties

spk_0:   19:34
end for the S. I can get back to the boat talks, Doctor. Oh, there's money right now. Mine is fierce right now. Uh,

spk_3:   19:45
look at my roots.

spk_0:   19:47
I'm about to do my highlights today.

spk_2:   19:49
Oh, that's that's on the plane. That's me. Like, bitching about something. Probably. No, you weren't fitting in the sea. Shocking happens. Yeah, they know about my size problems. Honey size queen. Honey, I'm a size.

spk_3:   20:09
Remember when you gave my Cliffy away?

spk_2:   20:11
I thought it was like Cliffy. Okay, I think that quickie I'm like, I don't know who Quick is.

spk_3:   20:18
Now. Remember when you gave me a well?

spk_2:   20:20
Yeah. Remember when you made me?

spk_3:   20:22
Well, I couldn't do it. You're the one who made me actually

spk_2:   20:25
call the story. Courtney. What's the quippy?

spk_0:   20:27
What is it? A dog, Clay. Little numbers.

spk_2:   20:33
You should have heard Courtney. Yacht. Cliff Cliffy. Now,

spk_3:   20:36
I mean, LF a crappy, huh? Quit as definitely be.

spk_2:   20:47
And then she's like, Bob, I got to get rid of Cliffy and you have to come with me and like, Okay, I'll go with you then. She's like,

spk_0:   20:53
I can't go out

spk_3:   20:54
how it happened.

spk_2:   20:55
How did you kill

spk_3:   20:56
me? I had to get rid of plenty. Well, you lit well,

spk_2:   21:00
You put it in the river. He went to the five. To the

spk_3:   21:03
front of the farm.

spk_2:   21:04
That's a nice way. Courtney was not. I mean, Courtney at that time in her life was a little bit wild.

spk_0:   21:11
We've all been there. Yeah, you remember Ashton. God, that's weird,

spk_2:   21:16
right? OK, we've all had that moment where we actually

spk_0:   21:19
I feel I still feel guilt in my heart.

spk_3:   21:21
What did you do to the dog?

spk_0:   21:24
God took him back to the animal shelter. Oh, Cliffy

spk_2:   21:32
Story court taking part up on my head like you took off the collar. And I had, like, put the leash over Cliffy and walk the fucking dog and be like I found this dog by I don't like the one for last week. Home? Yeah. No. Did you find it here and then take it home? Cliffy was from, like south Georgia, and he got back adopted in North Georgia. So hopefully

spk_3:   22:01
actually had plenty for two years.

spk_0:   22:04
Oh, yeah. We had a passion for, like, a year and 1/2 and he was in his cage, probably almost the whole time at my mom's house.

spk_2:   22:10
Yeah, you would really have to go take out the dog and you be So you're

spk_0:   22:14
on now, Like the sound of giving Rambo up to the animal shelter is like, Well, again, what

spk_2:   22:21
is wrong with the dog? It

spk_0:   22:23
wasn't the dog. It was what you spent any time with them,

spk_2:   22:27
right? It was there at the age where they were partying.

spk_0:   22:31
Yeah, Andi. I left him at my mom's house. I went back to college. My brother was like

spk_2:   22:38
when you worked at Shoney's. Yeah, e not a Shoney's. It's like a fresh is.

spk_3:   22:44
Yeah, I don't know what that is.

spk_2:   22:46
What the fridge is a big boy. Fresh is big boy, You're fresh is big Boy That's your drag name. That should be my name. Precious big boy, where she's big. I've never had that, actually, but I was remember, seeing like the weird character guy, he's like his overalls, overalls, big, puffy face. It basically looks like it's from Ohio, literally like, Well, let's take Farmer David Estrada him. He's the new new uh, whatever. That sauce is like tartar sauce and mayonnaise like it's off. It's gross. My ferns Mom would like, make the pizza called a fresh is big boy pizza where it was just dough, then covered in mayonnaise and tartar sauce sprinkled with cheese. More dollops of sauce. It was That is absolutely horrifying. Foul? Who the fuck eats that? Well from my diabetics or whatever.

spk_3:   23:47
You know, I kind of feel like I might have liked that I was really drunk or high.

spk_2:   23:52
Well, high is a whole other story. Last night I told the fucking house down. What you did, you d'oh! I mean, what did I eat? I had two ice cream sandwiches. I had a fucking op tarts. I had half a pizza. Had we had a salad salad to be healthy

spk_3:   24:11
and some salad? Was it just you and Michael?

spk_2:   24:15
Yeah. So our neighbor was outside, too. Like so. Our neighbors came out like we are. We're talking from our porches and shed. So it's kind of nice Was like a little social, but like Chris there No fucking Chris press. Mary Mary was outside for a second, but she was like smoking with her mask off. But Scott

spk_3:   24:36
of respiratory issues, you're smoking,

spk_2:   24:38
right? But she's not doing so well. He is not doing so. Uh, I'm Heather. Speaking of, like party days, um, I went I called my doctor yesterday and I got Klonopin.

spk_0:   24:52
Okay? Yeah. Actually, I'm amazing. Have a for what had been split in 2000

spk_2:   24:58
Mourning for my anxiety.

spk_0:   25:01
Oh, they just make you totally numb to everything. Your

spk_3:   25:10
doctor will call that in for you.

spk_2:   25:12
Well, because of times, I don't have to do a drug test and thank God.

spk_0:   25:17
Now the doctor's office for it?

spk_2:   25:19
No, because every doing telemedicine here. Ohio's, like, four weeks ahead of Georgia right now, So really?

spk_3:   25:24
Well, I think pretty much the United States is a head out right now. Yeah,

spk_2:   25:31
and I, like, feel like he's like, we didn't really know that this was asymptomatic. And I'm like, the CDC is like in your

spk_3:   25:39
backyard furnaces. Says the Kobe the Calvet last seen? Yes, Um,

spk_0:   25:49
faxed me from Canada. They're all watching it in Canada. Like what the fuck is wrong with

spk_2:   25:55
getting paid?

spk_3:   25:56
Did it not go to

spk_0:   25:56
Canada? Oh, it is, but it's not as bad, but

spk_2:   26:00
they're like, Hey, everybody stay And we're gonna give you $2000 every every month for four months. And then it's like Oh, that America's like so we can only give you, like, 1200. That's basically minimum wage from 40 hour week. So

spk_0:   26:11
So I went on the, um, Department of Labor's website to tryto file for unemployment for Tony because all businesses are part of that. Um, yeah thing And you can't get it. They can't. They said it's not ready. Basically, keep checking back on the website. The

spk_2:   26:28
whole thing is bad. I mean, how do you I mean, Courtney being a mother and I know you have a one year old, basically. But what would you say to him if you had to explain this to him? Like, how would you explain that to a child? As a mom,

spk_3:   26:42
I feel like this is really deep for another few steps into my vodka.

spk_2:   26:47
Start sipping away honey, Mommy's like taking Klonopin drinking and taking puffs of his pen. Get into the stuff puffed past.

spk_0:   26:57
I think if I were a parent, which I'm not, so I don't know, really, I would just be trying to be honest, but not try to scare the living daylights out of him. As honest as possible without being too detailed.

spk_3:   27:10
Me and have you asked that? Same question to Rachel?

spk_2:   27:13
No, I have not. But she and I have only talked to her that I need to call her. We did like FaceTime are soon. Last week with my mom and my mom's been kind of panicking. She had a surprise surprise. Okay, so just ease. Mama's panicky. My mom was cracking. She's cracking up because she called me and she's sitting there like rocking back and forth like, not able to swallow. I'm like, What are you What's right? Yeah, I got a mouse. I don't want spread of it. I'm like, Okay? And she's like, I mean, can you imagine being stuck somewhere for a month?

spk_0:   27:43
My mom hasn't let me in her house in the past, like, month and 1/2. The woman has she hasn't left in, like, two months. So I'm not afraid for her because

spk_3:   27:51
I just be like the random exception, because I've had a different grand parent here every week. Baby Sitting banks.

spk_2:   27:58
Yeah, because you have a different circumstance.

spk_3:   28:00
Yeah, like last week. It was my dad. In my mother in law in this week is my mom

spk_2:   28:06
Joe. And

spk_3:   28:06
so you're asking not right now. She comes tomorrow. You're asking, like the hardest adjustment to this whole thing has been the fact that Kyle and I have had in the last month six days totally by herself.

spk_2:   28:20
No. Oh, you just set that bod cut. And now you know why your name is Kyle on zooming. I'm like, What the fuck? Things like this, Kyle Highly, highly. E o. Okay. It's just crazy times. It's very crazy. And my mom like So Anyway, she's having a panic attack, a full blown panic attack. And I'm like Mom, and she's like, I'm just, like, really weird. I think I've asked reflux I'm just really concerned that I was like, What I am concerned about is that you're facing me in with just a T shirt on and your panties and like, you don't have never let my mom never does. I go. Do you have pants on? She goes, No, I go. Oh, my Okay, Like obviously like, I know I came from your vagina, but like, I really just need you to just not stand up again. Like when you go to the whatever you're doing. So then she took a whole out of an and text me and goes, I go hair You're doing okay And she goes I'm wasted talking to my sister and watching Wayne's world I'm great. Oh, Niecy like, honey, she's not doing so now. She's not doing so So then the next I do too. Yeah, Dogo. Probably not. Great. Can you imagine being single? Not be number like it would be wonderful

spk_3:   29:38
Wearing a long term relationship

spk_2:   29:43
T r l t e r. Right now. Where's your wedding ring? Oh, I don't want t o

spk_3:   29:52
one.

spk_2:   29:53
Courtney. Courtney used to be like, I'm getting a 19 care Tiffany's ring when I got married and I wish I could get a night. Karen, I don't know what that means. They they don't make them like that recording what is adamant like it has to be from Tiffany's. I better get that pillbox, Jim. And I'm like, Oh, Jim is basically the new court name. Not today. That rings off. You're in that you're doing your thing without that ring. Yeah, my peopie um my permanent part. No,

spk_0:   30:30
that's going Tony,

spk_2:   30:32
be my peopIe laughed. So my people is at home with his parents, so I had the place to myself. I've been my I'm living aside if I'm gonna go for

spk_3:   30:40
a walk. It is,

spk_2:   30:44
um, out in the country,

spk_3:   30:46
you know,

spk_2:   30:47
basic. Like Megan of Atlanta in a

spk_3:   30:49
high I've been to

spk_2:   30:51
make in. Oh, that's a choice. I don't know why. I think I don't know either. No, but like, they have, like, real dirt roads there. Oh, yeah. You're

spk_3:   31:02
a real dirt reds in a lot of places in places, not just making

spk_2:   31:06
you know the song. It's like Children stock eats Kaba.

spk_3:   31:14
Not any sob,

spk_2:   31:16
huh? Yeah, he's copies where Courtney came from and she was a Woodstock. And we're in the same literature class, and she's like, You came from fucking Toronto. Toronto on the corner. You hated me. Heather hated me, and Courtney hated me to act. All right. Hated Courtney.

spk_3:   31:34
No, I didn't. You you hated me. I

spk_2:   31:36
hated Courtney. Heather hated me, but they were all friends now, so it worked out. You hated yourself because you were secretly gay.

spk_3:   31:44
Oh, did you know it that time, Bob?

spk_2:   31:46
Yes. I was masturbating to Gabe Horn every time I could.

spk_0:   31:51
You were

spk_2:   31:52
when I was 14. I was goingto like Yahoo chat rooms and show

spk_0:   31:56
you never acted like you hated yourself That were like you were depressed. You always just acted so unsure yourself changed true.

spk_2:   32:06
You know what the what the fuck has changed? I think I changed your the same. Except you're out. I'm out in anxious instead of in and you're still anxious. You're still unsure of yourself. Like you. I know. I mean, I was just like, I remember when we met, and I have hated me. And she tells the story every time. Go ahead. Tell him about the cafeteria. Whatever

spk_0:   32:27
was great. It was afraid this is when he had

spk_3:   32:31
it. Is yogurt out? No,

spk_0:   32:33
girl. Eight. And we would all sit the same lunch time table together every day. I don't know why I was trying to figure shit out because the kids in Canada were so different. I just been thrown down here. I had, like, a bowl cut. Um, yeah, basically. And Bobby would be like, good does his right. And then you go there all over the lunch table nto day. You

spk_1:   33:03
know, when I was in a black on him in a blackout. Jim, that was me

spk_2:   33:06
sober in ninth grade. Oh, yeah, Like mass. You should have been expelled, right? That was you sober. Yeah, because I was in eighth grade at the cafeteria. It was, you know, were you with anything table of all girls? Yeah, I'm saying, like, it was obvious.

spk_0:   33:24
I always had a lot of girlfriends, but I would get pissed, like is Bobby Gay would ask. Oh,

spk_3:   33:30
the first thing I said to Bobby, I remember we were drugged one night, like the first time we got drunk. This is probably when we were in. I don't know, genius is because that's what I meant to Woodstock. So I would, I think, Probably genius. I know you're not going

spk_2:   33:43
to tell this goddamn story.

spk_3:   33:44
Yes, I know. I don't want to tell that story. I actually was gonna tell the story about how I was like, Bobby. I just love you. Like I could do my nails. You And you're like, I would never do that. You're

spk_2:   33:57
right, cause I was, like, scared. He's gonna get caught, like, ready to do my nails. Like me and Jim went to get our nails done in l.

spk_0:   34:03
A. And people would ask so me about Billy with with each other for just a hot second. People would ask me all the time through high school people to ask Tony and we would be on Tony and be like, man, leave that boy alone. I wouldn't always say like, no, he's not gay. No, Like I would fight. So according because it wasn't her place, and I didn't think so. I mean, I never really thought about it. You were just Bobby.

spk_3:   34:26
Right? Fight, But that all my best girlfriends were like, You're fucking crazy. Bobby's gaze. Fuck. Day to Bobby. Has, um, Jim met Emma.

spk_2:   34:39
Yeah. And you know, Emma, you met her in person. Oh,

spk_3:   34:43
yes. Okay, well, Emma's my best friend, and Emma was the person from the beginning. It was like court. You are so fucking lying to yourself if you don't think he's gay. And I'm like, he's not gay. Like I used to think that, but he's not. But I think Bobby just, like, played it off so hard core with me that, like, it's almost like I just started believing your lives. Yeah. I mean, I was manipulating everybody. There was multiple times in our friendship that I was like, Oh, he's gay. But then in the end, I really truly believed him. So when he finally did told me I was kind of, like, shocked and like taken aback because I think I had actually made myself believe he wasn't gay.

spk_0:   35:22
When he told me he was like, Just say it and I was like, I've got to say and shit you say it. I

spk_2:   35:27
made people say I couldn't say the word gay for a long time.

spk_3:   35:30
You know, I didn't

spk_2:   35:32
Really Yeah, it was. It might come out about getting the gas. You know,

spk_3:   35:36
You told me you didn't tell me to get

spk_1:   35:38
it. I was like, I think

spk_3:   35:39
I like high Nothing I might maybe like guys, I don't know, just kind of It's not like a thing like, let's not make it a thing.

spk_2:   35:49
Let's not make it a long term or anything. I mean, but here we are

spk_3:   35:53
and just confused.

spk_2:   35:55
Yeah, I was like, I'm confused, but not really

spk_0:   35:58
literate. My letter response was I've always wanted a gay friend

spk_2:   36:07
the whole time. Eso I've had really good reactions. Jim, what do you do when you thought I was gay? what I found out. There was never a question. Um, I think I met you, though, and I was, like, pretty much blacked or roof eat at union. So, like, I barely remember the first time I met you. I just remember looking up and being like, What in the hell is this big? And then, like, I think it was like our friend. Yeah. Are some are friends. One of our friends. Like, Yeah, this is Michael's partner, Bob. Oh, okay. I gotta go take shots. I You're like, he's got a hot face with that body. I was like, Let me climb this. I didn't see you in three years. Yeah, we met. Then we didn't see each other for two years, and then we, like, reconnected. And the rest is history. The rest This is dream. No,

spk_3:   37:02
no, Bobby is union where the hot bartender worked.

spk_2:   37:08
Yes, Kyle, How's Kyle? I'll God, Kyle. Um oh, my Oh, someone needs that quarantine deck

spk_0:   37:21
having more sex and corn Z actually, surprisingly,

spk_2:   37:27
50 50 less and more. The gays are having less sex. Bobby's, like, get away

spk_0:   37:33
the week, which is more?

spk_2:   37:35
Yeah, it's I have a real my reasoning is I don't want to get coated from Michael. We've actually been sleeping in separate beds and everything.

spk_3:   37:43
Wait. I thought that Michael was doing telemedicine.

spk_2:   37:46
He is sauce to go in

spk_0:   37:49
a little scary Yesterday I had a call from my boss at 8 20 yesterday morning and he said, Hey, how are you? And I said, I'm good. How are you? He said, today is gonna be a tough day. We're laying bluff. Oh, my heart sank in my stomach. And then he's like and I'm calling you to let you know you're You're all right. I don't want you to freak out when you start seeing stuff gone on.

spk_3:   38:09
Wait, Heather, How many people do they lay off?

spk_0:   38:13
They laid off, probably. So we're a manufacturer. So they light off a bunch of people at the plant. And then they laid off two sales wraps from my team. We have some plans, like in Florida and Washington State. They laid off people there, so and without my job will be a Kathleen's basement. Oh,

spk_2:   38:31
was Kathleen

spk_3:   38:32
Heather's mother, Kathleen,

spk_0:   38:36
her basement. But, I mean, it will be crazy if

spk_2:   38:40
oh, hell, no. Well, she's not gonna let you in.

spk_0:   38:43
She's like, Well, just pay a rent. We have Thio.

spk_2:   38:47
That is scary, though. It's a scary time, for a lot of people,

spk_3:   38:49
really is.

spk_2:   38:50
But I also really do feel like I'm reconnecting with some people in, like I really enjoy this kind of stuff now, and even like cocktails on the back porch with the neighbors, like across the way. I was like, Oh my God, I'm being social It's weird.

spk_3:   39:01
I do feel that the world needed a slow down and this has given people a slow down Like this morning I went to Target to get a birthday present for banks, and it was like it's Saturday morning. There was, like probably 20 cars in the entire like strip, best by Target, everything. And it's like it's forcing people to be with their friends, their family, their loved ones. So that's good. I think I agree. Too many five people spent the Saturday at a mall, Yeah,

spk_2:   39:29
right, and it's it's it's weird to see, like what is a central and what's not. It makes you kind of realize, go shit. We can't do anything without, like groceries.

spk_0:   39:37
I just wanted something for like the little high schoolers at Kroger. Like the sweet boys with the mask on her face that are working their ass off right now. I'm just like, what did you hear? What is your How does your mother feel right now? I'd be like, you're not working there.

spk_2:   39:50
That's what I would say. I'm surprised with the other kids still working because my mom would. Bill, you're not work. My dad would make me work, though, so

spk_3:   39:56
Wait, Are you guys wearing masks in public?

spk_2:   39:59
They just started today. Actually, we're going to start it. Well, he said that we recommend now, obviously. But in doing so.

spk_3:   40:06
But have you been I know where I'm okay. Actually, I heard him on his press conference when he was like, You know, Bob. Yeah, I'm doing like, but I won't be doing that. I

spk_2:   40:26
think you said something about, like, scoring models to I heard who's like I'm not kissing any models or something. I'm like, Oh, Lord.

spk_0:   40:32
Well, he doesn't have to really? Because they're like, they're even taking the Secret Service's temp before they even go in the White House. And they're testing everybody. And he's got access to those really fast tests. Yeah, but I got the whole

spk_3:   40:45
fucking point of. This whole thing was that people are spreading it when they have no symptoms. What I like is the temperature mean,

spk_2:   40:52
right? Nothing. That's why we're wearing them. Yeah, all the time. Because it's not really affect you it stretch other people for you from spreading it. Yeah.

spk_0:   41:02
Yeah. So I kind of feel like I went to Kroger last night and I had a bandanna wrapped around my face and I kind of felt stupid. Yeah, some people were looking at me, but I don't care. It's a little hard to breathe. Oh, it was like So

spk_3:   41:15
I think this morning. But I did go. I did shop with gloves on. So

spk_2:   41:20
I've done that. I've done that. You know, all these people staring at you when you're doing that. It's like, Hi, I'm doing this to protect you. So why are you staring at me to me needing the adjustment

spk_0:   41:31
and did see somebody with a gas mask on at Wal Mart, You know that now we've lost our dealing. That's

spk_2:   41:39
like, Oh, my God. Apocalyptic? Or was that the word? Yeah, job. Thank you.

spk_3:   41:44
but all the shit's kind of apocalyptic.

spk_2:   41:46
Yeah. I mean, have you have you Have you had, Um Okay, so the reason I got confidence because I had had a moment the other night where I was like, I mean, I might have had some drinks and I might have Cem head that I was like, I was saying to Michael, I was like, Oh, my God, what's gonna happen next? Like what's happening next? And I had like, Oh, my God, Like what if I don't know, I had a moment like

spk_0:   42:07
you. I had a date and I couldn't stop thinking about how surreal it Woz and I cut like it was just like, I guess, hitting me. So I had a day like that this week where I was just, like what the fuck? All I kept thinking was, what the fuck

spk_2:   42:20
what happened to like life? I

spk_3:   42:22
only I only had, like, one breakdown since this started. Like where I really was like, fucking panicked. But I would say, like I have, like, a constant just uneasiness, that guy's ass constantly feeling heaviness.

spk_2:   42:36
Yeah, like what's again? What's the next thing? Like? I'm waiting for the next, like shoe to drop.

spk_3:   42:41
Yeah, I fucking read this article about the seven month old baby in South Carolina that got it and was in the hospital. And the parents had a quarantine in their house. So that's the kind of shit I think about. Like if me and Kyle got it, Like, where would banks go? What if he was in the hospital? Like how? Like, you know,

spk_0:   43:00
I am right. I

spk_2:   43:02
think you are dying on face. Having their fate will inflict family members because doctors are able to live

spk_0:   43:08
by themselves completely. It's the scariest part of all of it. That's what I keep telling Tony like it's fine if you want to keep going in the shop. But don't let anybody in there were meander around. I mean, he doesn't go anywhere. He literally goes the shop and comes home every day of his life. But still, I mean, just be careful, because if you're in the hospital dying and I can't like, I will free,

spk_2:   43:33
um, I'm gonna take this moment now to listen. We're gonna have to take a little momentary break. I'm gonna hot corn. Yeah, we're gonna take a little break and we'll send you an invite in the second I needed. So get a drink. We're going to intermission. I'm gonna send you in to involve you. And there

spk_3:   43:50
was just one.

spk_1:   43:51
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spk_0:   45:12
I need to do other things today so I can't get too drunk. But I'm feeling a little up warm

spk_2:   45:17
with a warm and fuzzy. We'll work on this hole. Oh, you wanna work? You want this honey hole? You want this country, honey? I mean, who wouldn't? Right? So what else can we talk about? Uh, obviously in the pen.

spk_3:   45:33
I felt like you would be, like, prepared with topics. Theo,

spk_1:   45:41
Here's the thing I like

spk_3:   45:43
I e that word. What, Organic? Yes, because it is like such a fucking business buzz word. We really want to try to be organic and the way we're hands

spk_0:   45:59
work or cautiously optimistic.

spk_3:   46:01
Oh, yes. Let's talk.

spk_2:   46:04
Let's have buzzwords

spk_0:   46:06
strategies, please advise we look at that.

spk_2:   46:11
I just gotta Buckley was a bubbly ideo a boo boo. Huh? Oh, God. Well, sometimes you have to drink what you got? I keep buying beer. Like, um, that I think is gonna last a week in the last, like, three days. So that's where I'm at in life Because I'm like, Well, what else? Yeah, work these days, like I don't It's like work and drink Working, Jane. Drinking work. My name is Body Griffith. His name is James. It's all organic. I hate that word.

spk_3:   46:45
I do hate that word.

spk_2:   46:47
Courtney is gonna be the new Karen Pretty soon. I'm calling the manager. Kyle.

spk_3:   46:52
Karen, I'm definitely not a Karen,

spk_2:   46:55
but I'm saying, like, 15 years will be like, Oh, Courtney,

spk_3:   46:59
I actually cannot stand about Karen E

spk_2:   47:02
either. Did you guys know a carrot on your life? Like a real career in

spk_0:   47:06
my life?

spk_3:   47:07
I don't know if I know any Karen's, but I have a lot of like care.

spk_2:   47:11
Aaron's. How do you describe Karen? Like what? What what is a Karen somebody

spk_0:   47:16
here? Manager?

spk_2:   47:17
Yeah, like someone who complains.

spk_3:   47:19
Someone is very passive aggressive. Yes,

spk_2:   47:22
yes. Yes, Queen. They probably have fibromyalgia

spk_0:   47:26
way. Haven't talked about relationships at all. Hardly

spk_2:   47:32
true, but what should we do? What? We talked about a little bit about sex.

spk_3:   47:36
But don't you usually, like, have a script for this?

spk_2:   47:39
No. Look, this is a territory, Courtney, because we don't usually were in front of each other. We have a plan with a whiteboard that usually has the information. But now we're in a new world.

spk_3:   47:50
Well, I'm just saying, I think so far people might think we're kind of boring.

spk_2:   47:54
No, I edit things. Don't worry.

spk_3:   47:58
Perfect. I'm gonna feel like amount of reality show. I'll

spk_2:   48:00
make you funny. No, what's not there

spk_0:   48:03
but how we made it this long. Have you and Michael made it this long?

spk_2:   48:07
That's a good question. So how do you keep a relationship going Space? Yeah. I mean, honestly, like being able to have your own life. In a way,

spk_0:   48:19
Tony and I have always accepted each other for who we are. Completely like I'm a little bit of a spazz. I could be a lot like Lucy where I'm like doing random things, and it doesn't work out over like, um,

spk_2:   48:33
it's pretty making pies.

spk_0:   48:34
And he laughs at me and, like, we're really good friends, too. But, um, if he wasn't if he didn't have an opposite schedule that I have for 14 years, we would have never made it this long.

spk_2:   48:46
I need my alone time. That's

spk_3:   48:49
yeah. How long have you been with your, um what do you call it? Your P p

spk_2:   48:54
p P. 2015. It's been the longest of my life. A nice hot minute, A long time. And we don't really have a lot in common, I would say. Um, no. Oh, just the peopIe. Just the pee pees

spk_0:   49:20
with background. You look like you're in a bar, you little alcoholic. I want T o us, right.

spk_2:   49:29
Speaking to two of the biggest luscious in 2004 or 2005.

spk_3:   49:36
My last day as well, Far beyond.

spk_2:   49:39
Yeah, but I'm just saying we were all luscious. At one point,

spk_3:   49:43
I would say I was a good lashing, probably about when the 11.

spk_2:   49:48
20 2020 20 till the quarantine You physically be shut out in order to stop being a lush

spk_0:   49:58
when we, um me and Bobby lived together. We all we were with a group of Don't you remember who we were with?

spk_2:   50:03
I don't know scalawags,

spk_0:   50:05
and we went thio steak and shake. It was the fact that way from our apartment, and Bobby was being a prima donna and mad that you were there, he didn't want to go there on the whole group was eating and Bobby disappeared. And Bobby was walking down 5 75 which

spk_3:   50:21
was a major highway

spk_0:   50:23
like Bigfoot on the side of the highway. And I picked him up, and so he knew I was so pissed at him because he was so drunk. I also

spk_2:   50:32
I was on Lexapro. Well, this was to be on Lexapro blackout, OK, Just be you. And

spk_0:   50:40
I don't mean that. Don't be mad. True. So mad at me. And he wrapped a blanket around his neck and pretended like he was Batman about to jump off of our balcony. What?

spk_2:   50:51
That was was that before or after I faked a seizure?

spk_0:   50:54
That was after you faked a seizure and I locked myself in my closet cause I was trying to get away from you. Oh, wait.

spk_2:   51:09
She would talk to me.

spk_0:   51:09
Oh, I got a witness. This e o.

spk_2:   51:20
I was having a moment,

spk_0:   51:21
but we weren't into each other. I would not even look at him. And we got a letter from an attorney asking us if we wanted to see the police. And we became friends again real quick. Why? I'm gonna sue. The police

spk_3:   51:34
are day, guys.

spk_2:   51:36
I believe so. Yeah.

spk_0:   51:37
All that day or something.

spk_2:   51:39
Oh, we sued the city of Woodstock.

spk_0:   51:43
Yeah, they busted in our apartment. It was like the third night I was hanging out with Tony and the police, like, may ask it on her hands and knees outside.

spk_2:   51:50
Just for what? Okay, so there was somebody how? It's actually at the steak and shake. You found this after we sued, but basically they were looking for a guy who's still a bike from steak and shake,

spk_0:   51:59
and he had a butter knife or something, and he was right. So

spk_2:   52:03
they said he ended up driving into our apartment complex and they raided our apartment, looking from they said if you were holding someone, you're gonna pay And we had, like, guns to our back and like, everything went through everything. Guns Yeah, I was in a full body. Excuse me, sir, Officer, but what exactly doing in my home? And he's like, if I were you, I would turn around and just be quiet. And I was like,

spk_0:   52:23
Yeah, they wouldn't tell us what they were doing or what it was for anything. Oh, my

spk_2:   52:28
God. We want good money. But then it was gone on, like, quickly.

spk_0:   52:32
Yeah, but it brought me and Bobby back together. That is precious. Like separated from a

spk_2:   52:37
seizure. And the police brutality brought you back together, right? I mean, who could have asked for a better reunion? People asking for money. We asked for a $1,000,000 to start. We didn't get him. Go get that money. Honey. You got to get that dream

spk_0:   52:53
about a bet about a big screen. And I was at town center mall every night. I

spk_2:   52:57
lost my job to like the day after I got the

spk_3:   52:59
chance. That was really fun when he lost his job.

spk_2:   53:04
That's when my craigslist days were on a full fucking blast. And then you have a later. Well, it was both e Courtney. Literally. People would park. Remember the pool across the street.

spk_3:   53:16
Yeah,

spk_2:   53:16
they would park there and walk down that hill in up our stairs by Adam. I've been buzzing your bitch that's in. I'm across the way and I would stand on the porch.

spk_3:   53:24
You're so judgmental when I would have my like late night.

spk_2:   53:27
I know. I don't know why because I was jealous because I probably couldn't do it in front of anybody, but I could have judgmental I think I still am. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think it's okay to be judgmental sometimes.

spk_3:   53:37
I don't like it.

spk_2:   53:37
I mean, I don't think it's I don't I think it's a natural reaction toe life. Sometimes. Like you have to be that way. What

spk_0:   53:44
do you

spk_2:   53:44
doing, Jim? But, Jim, I need your attention for another maybe 15. 20. That's a long

spk_0:   53:51
boring Jim.

spk_2:   53:52
Jim Pipa. Honey, what

spk_0:   53:54
do you think you were gonna

spk_3:   53:55
come here with you? What? Courtney, what do you guys do in Ohio? A

spk_2:   54:01
corn farming, soybeans, soybean dom ish homage. Those Amish fuck makes Sylvania. They're also in Ohio, like, just north of here.

spk_3:   54:13
General, what do you deal for? Like work?

spk_2:   54:16
That's we don't discuss it on the show. That's very private matter.

spk_3:   54:20
See, there is fucking rules.

spk_2:   54:23
Oh, there's a lot of rules.

spk_3:   54:24
I said you, Bobby, is their rules. And you're like, No, it's

spk_1:   54:29
figure one of my

spk_2:   54:30
best friends would understand the show and understand the dynamic of the show. So I'm just someone. Well, someone's never Listen, I have a child.

spk_3:   54:37
You know, I have listened to multiple Melissa and I would actually give you my commentary and half from you and fucking respond. Uh, I'm done.

spk_0:   54:46
Oh, that is Ah, what's with the one word? Text messages. Like I send you a pair draft and I get nothing.

spk_2:   54:53
Yeah, yeah. Who knew the new Bobby? Yep. He's gonna be sure right now. Ah, I'm just gonna CEO. I'll scare if I really do have a seizure. And nobody's gonna believe may cry sheep or quite well, wait. Cried Wolf, the boy who cried sheep. I'm crying

spk_3:   55:15
through the other rules, Bobby.

spk_2:   55:19
The other rules are Bobby never gets a whole pass no matter where we go. You don't either, honey. It's like, do you do? But you don't use it. Yeah, we were in l. A. We were like, Oh, do we get a hall pass to both of our partners. Just like t o

spk_3:   55:30
Were they with you guys?

spk_2:   55:32
No. Oh, no. We needed We needed our pee pees to give us hall passes. So we want our little solo trip to L. A. Which was the last trip and he were able to take ever, ever

spk_0:   55:42
passed. Used to be Matthew McConaughey. Hey, hey, Let's

spk_2:   55:45
go. Yeah, it's called age, you know? I mean,

spk_3:   55:48
wait, did they let you have it?

spk_2:   55:50
Yeah, I think we agreed on, like, maybe handy's

spk_3:   55:53
let each other or Red.

spk_2:   55:55
Oh, random. 00 Once you've had Big Bird, you don't go back, right? Not doing it. What you have, Stuart little, you never go back.

spk_0:   56:06
Oh, look at your eyes. Be okay. If the opposite were true and false.

spk_2:   56:12
No, Absolutely. Absolutely not.

spk_3:   56:15
We So did you do it?

spk_2:   56:18
No. Yeah. No, I mean, if there was, like, a wiener that was, like, hanging out, I would have, like, maybe, like, touched it

spk_3:   56:27
A little nibble. Just like a little like

spk_2:   56:30
a little nibble. No, I'm not. Put my mouth on it. That's always my golden role. Just your teeth. You want a little Nancy? Cocoa

spk_3:   56:40
Nibs I will

spk_2:   56:41
admit that I'm a very I'm like I'm somebody who can dish it, but I can't take it. And it's always been that way for me. Way are Oh, it only took a podcast to bring you back together,

spk_3:   56:54
eh?

spk_2:   56:55
So what do you think life will be like after this? Do you think that will just go back like normal and like nothing? Or do you think that's going to change everything?

spk_0:   57:02
I hope the economy pops back, but so many people are unemployed. I don't see how it can totally get back to normal.

spk_3:   57:07
I think it's going to be a very long time before it's factional. Normal? Yeah, like just when you think about the mental health, repercussions from all of this are gonna be huge.

spk_2:   57:20
This is going people isolated and like Go not.

spk_3:   57:23
And you have people that are losing family members and loved ones in half. People have it a recession and losing jobs and losing money. Then you have, like, I was talking to a behavioral health director of the other day and he was saying how so many of their patients, who have like serious mental illness like you're so paranoid about it that they canceled all their appointments. So, like, all of those people are gonna end up in the e r. Because they come off their meds, that stuff you don't even think about You're

spk_2:   57:58
my biggest fear. And this and this is gonna come as a very big shock. Is the food situation. Like if the grocery stores stopped? I just say, like, all sudden every fucking

spk_0:   58:09
happened, there might be like, I think I read last night, Walmarts Only allowing a certain number of people in the store time ago,

spk_2:   58:18
late, single lane. Like where you have to move this direction. You just keep six feet apart, move forward, grab things off the shelf.

spk_0:   58:24
And my step Dad is a manager at Wal Mart. They just started taking all employees temperatures before they can come in the building. And now all of the workers are wearing masks.

spk_2:   58:34
Yeah, but nobody's worry about the food supply until everyone goes on strike.

spk_3:   58:37
Now, I honestly think the food supply. We already have the worst of that. Like when this all started for, like, a week when I could not get groceries or baby wipes. That was terrible. But I think people have, like, kind of calm down on that

spk_0:   58:50
part. Like my Kroger at my birth. Grocery stories that full like it. Waas It was insane a couple weeks ago,

spk_2:   58:57
right? Right. Only certain amount of meats. No sanitizer. Ever meet God? Who? I must know

spk_3:   59:06
Haber I think it's really just gonna legit make people lose their minds. Yeah,

spk_2:   59:11
I'm not sure this is something positive. Little little Miss Bobby's truck killer light and hit the pen. And then he got Klonopin in the background. So I feel great. I feel when you're five minutes from a seizure. Oh, my God, it's true. But I mean, wait up, Spota. Was that was that Dom Perignon? What is that? Don Perignon

spk_0:   59:36
for Belle. Oh, my

spk_2:   59:38
ass bitch. I saw those wings going up. I was like, Oh, honey, that's good

spk_0:   59:42
stuff, eh? This is room What, 9 99 over about this at New Year's. And Tony couldn't figure out how to open it. Uh, it's the

spk_2:   59:53
drink. Only champagnes like that. I was allergic to be here for a 2nd 0

spk_3:   59:57
my God. I remember those days.

spk_2:   1:0:00
I was a wreck. Like I drink two bottles of champagne and let's go to the hockey game instead of just drinking beer because I would break out and welts. But I think his anxiety.

spk_3:   1:0:08
Yeah, but you weren't as bad as you broke

spk_2:   1:0:12
out in welts from anxiety, you know, from the beer. So

spk_3:   1:0:17
Savo have liquor around right now?

spk_2:   1:0:21
Yeah, you do. You always have, like, a red face when you drink. Courtney, Courtney, Courtney Name Laura

spk_3:   1:0:28
Just got, like, permanently kicked out of the hockey games, Bob. So you know that

spk_2:   1:0:33
Well, if I were you, the one that was in the popcorn was a heather.

spk_3:   1:0:36
No, that was me. I

spk_0:   1:0:38
was asking for a hot Yeah,

spk_2:   1:0:41
you're the hot dog girl and you're the popcorn. Courtney's the popcorn girl. And how there's the hot dog girl. I would like Khan. I wouldn't even conned them like the first time I brought him. I was like, There's really hot, hunky players like, let's go watch, like OK, and then they end up liking the actual sport. But then they would get like, hammer drunks about you guys could get blackout. I'll drive just come from the game,

spk_3:   1:1:02
you know? But we got more than black out like

spk_2:   1:1:06
why we're being you

spk_0:   1:1:07
know what happened?

spk_2:   1:1:09
Getting corny. Well, like one time was in the popcorn machine with her head and the machine person would like. This is your friend. I was like, Yeah, we gotta go. And you're like,

spk_0:   1:1:19
I do You remember meeting favor? Oh, and he had really long fingernails. So listen, he wouldn't have trying to get Sarah to go with him.

spk_2:   1:1:31
Fucking Farah

spk_3:   1:1:32
K one. What about the time that I made out with Eric Bolton and the bar?

spk_2:   1:1:37
That is true. She made all the hockey player.

spk_3:   1:1:39
Oh, my God, like my favorite hockey player has. Like,

spk_2:   1:1:43
that was like a a lot of hot hockey players. That was bizarre, though. Because, like,

spk_0:   1:1:49
I thought Yulia Coble Chuck was

spk_2:   1:1:51
Yeah.

spk_3:   1:1:52
Why was it bizarre, Bobby?

spk_2:   1:1:54
Because like, we talked about these hockey players all the time. And Nelson, they're drunk at the bar in front of us. And you're like, Hey, Eric, let's think Oh, it was like something out of his mouth on. He did not mind. It was about about it. And then you're like, where did it go? It was like, I don't know, Courtney, Like I'm trying to get dick tomorrow. I need you to look

spk_3:   1:2:14
at least it'll work Way started stopping in Madrid dress house. What? You were with me, Bob. Don't play dub.

spk_2:   1:2:24
Oh, wow. Oh, who and stalking? No,

spk_0:   1:2:30
Just up there for you guys, like

spk_2:   1:2:35
legit working out? No,

spk_3:   1:2:37
you could join them by Saletan.

spk_2:   1:2:40
I know. I really should have really needed. I'm really feeling that. Not confident about myself lately. I'm feeling down. Yeah, but I got

spk_3:   1:2:47
a paper instructor you would love. Bobby Cody Riggs. Me? Uh uh, Cody Rigsby. Graham. Oh, my gosh. This playlist are the best.

spk_2:   1:3:01
I just don't really get that excited to go right on the fucking bike. That's

spk_3:   1:3:04
how he makes you excited. I like that.

spk_2:   1:3:07
All the bikes support Bobby, though. Yes. Okay. Oh, Cody,

spk_0:   1:3:13
you have the biker, the treadmill. Courtney.

spk_3:   1:3:16
No, I have the bike.

spk_2:   1:3:18
Do you, like, have a clip on, like, clip on? Choosing to clip into the O.

spk_3:   1:3:23
He is. I

spk_2:   1:3:25
need Kyle to send me a video of you doing the Saletan I want. I want to see you clip in your shoes and everything.

spk_0:   1:3:33
I e

spk_2:   1:3:36
get his picture it though.

spk_3:   1:3:37
Okay. You see this?

spk_2:   1:3:39
Oh, whoa. okay? Yeah. I'll work out with him.

spk_0:   1:3:42
Oh, my

spk_2:   1:3:43
Oh, uh, All right, mama. Oh, okay.

spk_0:   1:3:48
I don't

spk_2:   1:3:49
o dull. That is high. Uh, I feel like he's a gay secretly, but that's just me.

spk_3:   1:3:55
You thinks

spk_2:   1:3:56
One dove it. You don't look up till that, Jim.

spk_0:   1:4:00
I'm looking at my friend.

spk_3:   1:4:01
You'll beg quints,

spk_2:   1:4:03
huh? Don't show up if you won't believe that anything could start me that, uh, don't show up like don't come out. Yeah, so does that. I

spk_3:   1:4:20
really like What show was he on? Biggest loser? Yes. Is this okay? I need

spk_2:   1:4:26
to have a smack like we gotta wrap it up. Um, Jim does Weight Watchers down you? D'oh! No, it

spk_3:   1:4:34
doesn't even look like he needs to do weight watcher.

spk_2:   1:4:37
Well, honey, you're seeing Ellie. It's up. So yeah, he's got he's had it mounted high.

spk_3:   1:4:42
But Bobby, you told me even doing Weight watchers really two years. And then he told me what you ate last night.

spk_2:   1:4:48
That was said here money. It's called the half a pizza

spk_3:   1:4:56
about. This is straight up. This is my fucking blow up. I have lost £15 Cisco bit and I'm going every day and I work.

spk_0:   1:5:06
What? What? What were you in 15? Ah, same. Stephanie does Weight Watchers, and she says she has, like, 34 points a day.

spk_2:   1:5:17
I have nineties definitely on blue fuckin 19

spk_0:   1:5:21
points here. Oh, I know I could You 34 points a day,

spk_2:   1:5:27
but the new plan is purple. So he has 19 but whole grain pasta, zero points potatoes or zero point? Yes, that's that's the truth now. But you said you think it's amazing. I guess I love possible. Then you have the whole weekend off. That's not the same time I hurt. And let me tell you, one slice of this is about 10 miles.

spk_3:   1:5:49
Oh, yeah, maybe more

spk_2:   1:5:51
12 points. Hound dogs, for sure. And then you have to think about the rancher just soaking it in like I don't need to hear that, like, 15 points a slice. Get out of my life. Get out of my life! Out of my motherfucking face! Yet, Adam alive. Say 10. Well, right now everybody's losing their summer body. So it's fine. We're losing summer, so we don't need to worry

spk_3:   1:6:13
about you, but I'm gonna get full on glow up for me

spk_2:   1:6:18
you're half disappeared into the alcohol. Go E o Go away your dime. You turn into a lot of Johnny Walker notes

spk_0:   1:6:31
34 mile walks. But I'm eating so shitty. I know I've gained at least £15.

spk_2:   1:6:37
Yeah, walk my menu items. You can tell how my meeting and it's had a fucking spicy chicken sandwich from

spk_0:   1:6:45
Wendy. I told Tony last night. I was like, I'm so like, so I'm just gonna enjoy my life right now. And that's what. Yeah,

spk_2:   1:6:54
but you might die. Yeah, I might die. So I've gotta get a large stuffed crust.

spk_3:   1:7:02
No, I can't wear my jam.

spk_2:   1:7:06
Courtney and I ended. Have we all love that stuff Crossed? Oh, yeah.

spk_0:   1:7:10
And crush. You can't No, I threw it up in Baltimore. So And I've never been able to eat again.

spk_3:   1:7:17
We'll be hungover, actually, that would love stuffed crust.

spk_2:   1:7:21
We'd be hungover Shit. Let's get stuff crossing broads.

spk_0:   1:7:25
A Bellagio staying.

spk_2:   1:7:26
That was Courtney. But then now it's me

spk_3:   1:7:29
stuff. Press with mountain D'oh!

spk_0:   1:7:34
What do you get? A name is episode. Since we haven't talked about relationships at all,

spk_2:   1:7:38
it's gonna clusterfuck, you know? What

spk_3:   1:7:41
else have you guys been doing this now? Has it been close to a year?

spk_2:   1:7:45
A year? In August?

spk_0:   1:7:47
In a while. I think you should name a day drinking.

spk_2:   1:7:49
It might be. I'm gonna listen to it. I'll know when I hear it. Probably like I'm Batman bitch or something. I

spk_3:   1:7:55
don't know. You should have made it like a requirement to, like, have two drinks before we got on the podcast. Yes. That would have made it more fun. Yeah,

spk_2:   1:8:05
well, I was just trying to get your got your own fucking gym schedule going in order to even have this.

spk_3:   1:8:11
Well, I'm sorry. I have a baby.

spk_0:   1:8:13
He's a parent.

spk_2:   1:8:14
Is what are you doing, Jim? What do you so like? You're so all over the place right now. Your busy. Given that we haven't looked once at the screen, you're, like, plan on your other laptop. Probably fucking farm town or whatever.

spk_0:   1:8:28
You guys reading anything? No.

spk_3:   1:8:31
No, but I did start watching little fires everywhere,

spk_2:   1:8:35
so that book is really good. I

spk_3:   1:8:38
haven't read the book yet, but my girlfriend told me the book is, like, totally different from the show. So

spk_0:   1:8:43
Okay, so the book, Reese Witherspoon's really good and it's really cool because are not cool. But I like it because it's kind of like the time we were in high school and middle school like, Yeah, like the prom outfits and stuff look like the ship we were wearing backs on God from And it's like surreal because now it's like vintage looking and old. I'm like ways.

spk_3:   1:9:08
So have you guys were our watch? Tiger King? So I haven't That's for me. I tried to watch 30 minutes of it, and, you know, I love a fucking train wreck like Jersey Shore's my life. But I just figured you want Obama. I couldn't get into it.

spk_2:   1:9:25
Do you watch for Obama, though,

spk_0:   1:9:29
Tony Love Tiger King. He wants all of his clothes. He wants the jacket with the tassels.

spk_3:   1:9:35
Didn't take a little bit to get in. Yes, it's a bit like insane. Like how far in, like UNEP Isoda and 1/2 like I need a realistic gotta get through

spk_2:   1:9:46
the first episode. And then she

spk_0:   1:9:47
goes crazy, slow, like the thing I didn't like about it was like the 1st 2 episodes were really, really slow, like they speed everything up That's happening is like bam, bam, bam, Like, sped through all the crazy shit.

spk_2:   1:10:01
I mean, Courtney, this is like, quit essential. Like you have to watch it. It's so fucking out there

spk_0:   1:10:05
like he ran for governor,

spk_2:   1:10:07
right? It's so out there insane.

spk_3:   1:10:11
Same. All right, I gotta watch it then,

spk_2:   1:10:14
Jum We're gonna do a 10 minute like juicy Gossip, Rhett like segment when they were done. So we'll get

spk_3:   1:10:21
away. Talk coordinated. That idea to work hard to work after this. No desire to work way E. Are you and Michael good friends?

spk_2:   1:10:41
Well, we were until Bobby came along. Yeah, I can actually ruined. Ah, Bobby made it ruined and made a rule. We're not allowed to hang out just the three of us.

spk_3:   1:10:50
I mean,

spk_2:   1:10:51
because it's Bobby.

spk_3:   1:10:53
So fucking weird about his friends. Jim, hold My God, I'm somebody here because I've always wondered Everyone has to be separate like plated excitedly mix, friend, group,

spk_0:   1:11:06
friendship groups. Bobby has Oh, my God, This is so good to hear. Because I was, like, so confused.

spk_3:   1:11:11
You know what the funny big is? All of my best friends became all of his best friends

spk_0:   1:11:16
because group, but like me and Bobby. I've always really kind of just been friends on her own. And then he's got friends like me and Courtney have been like acquaintances more through the years. But we were friends in college a little bit, and then he's not like we haven't. You were none other

spk_3:   1:11:32
friends at one point. Yeah, just say we're friends a little bit

spk_0:   1:11:36
and he would never like. We would never all hang out at once.

spk_3:   1:11:40
Yeah, I

spk_2:   1:11:40
try to do that, though.

spk_0:   1:11:42
No, you're weird. You're the one that kept everything separate.

spk_3:   1:11:45
Yeah, and then, Jim, there would be an issue when there would be an issue. Probably be like, you see, this is why I don't like to mix my great

spk_0:   1:11:52
Oh, my God. He is such a cunt. This is exactly what happened. It is, though, because you need Thio. Hangout was Michael Jim. Well, he does. So

spk_2:   1:12:05
we went on a trip and I was made to feel like Michael was mad at me when, really, it was just Bobby making rules about way. I thought Michael was so mad at me. And then Bobby's like, No,

spk_3:   1:12:16
I'm the one

spk_2:   1:12:17
who made the rule about us. Not all three hanging out together, and I just Okay, the minute. No, together. No, But also, Avi, I'm always the victim or on Wait. I'm always evict you. Explain

spk_0:   1:12:29
that guy. Always the bad guy. Are you hearing

spk_2:   1:12:34
this? Thank God. You know, actually, it makes so much sense now, Like it's all clear. I'm like, uh oh. So now you're gonna be like, Oh, I'm gonna call Courtney and Heather and fucking game. Yeah,

spk_0:   1:12:44
these two friends always.

spk_2:   1:12:47
Oh, my God. Why? Why are you always worried about how your friend

spk_3:   1:12:51
talk about bat Bob? Okay,

spk_2:   1:12:53
My, you're the problem. If everyone is everyone else, there is a U. Well, everyone else Or is it You okay? I like. Okay, here's why. I do it personally. I have special relationships with everybody. So each person that I have a french with, we have something that special. Oh, yeah. So I'd like to just It's because I don't if I bring everybody together than I don't have time to hang out with everybody that I want to

spk_0:   1:13:23
see. Hopefully we owe him. I tell

spk_3:   1:13:27
you, I think life is so much easier if you just bring everyone together.

spk_2:   1:13:33
Yeah, but the promises that especially back in the day, we had a lot of attitudes running around and the groups

spk_0:   1:13:38
Maybe we wouldn't have had anybody. The village ist attitude and biggest problem was always your issue. I just

spk_2:   1:13:48
ruined everyone's fucking life.

spk_0:   1:13:50
I mean, years

spk_2:   1:13:52
now. Fuck that. I'm disconnect thing.

spk_0:   1:13:55
It's the fucking truth. You wanted it all to be about King Bobby.

spk_2:   1:13:59
Maybe I am the Tiger fucking king myself.

spk_3:   1:14:02
Maybe

spk_2:   1:14:03
I'll get to be Travis. Is that the one with no teeth or something that shot him? One. Okay, Which one of

spk_3:   1:14:08
you did it? The one with no teeth. Get teeth. He didn't

spk_2:   1:14:11
have any straight. So, ladies. Well,

spk_0:   1:14:14
it's not, honey.

spk_2:   1:14:16
That's you don't. There was just always there was always an issue sometimes mixing people. I don't know why.

spk_0:   1:14:23
I totally disagree. I think it was your issue. And you're like anxiety over there being maybe a possible issue. But there was never really a

spk_2:   1:14:32
right. Maybe that's what it was. I was just being too cautious controlling. It's my world. And you guys just living in it.

spk_3:   1:14:43
No, that's my saying three.

spk_2:   1:14:47
Courtney. God, I wish we could all go back in time just for, like, probably a week.

spk_0:   1:14:52
Don't you wish you could go back and tell your younger self like you snap

spk_2:   1:14:56
the fuck out of it

spk_0:   1:14:57
that matters. Quit crying. Yeah.

spk_2:   1:15:01
You know, I'm scared. Don't mix like we're never allowed to mix again. I can tell like we're not mixing it. We have a new rule. There's never love more than two people. I mean, Jesus, it's happening. You could just see it in his head.

spk_0:   1:15:14
You're not You're not thrilled with us. Um, Jim?

spk_2:   1:15:18
No. We have a new role. Oh, wow. Just kidding. It's body. What was I saying or what were you saying? We're so aging ourselves. Nearly

spk_3:   1:15:26
got Jim slowly. Big Jim, we're

spk_0:   1:15:30
so boring. We're, like, the most base

spk_2:   1:15:32
Well, and honestly, like, I keep looking at that fucking pizza.

spk_3:   1:15:36
Pizza's terrible.

spk_2:   1:15:37
Like it's really in ordering just I'm ordering harvest, like in about an hour. You just were eating Jim. Uh huh. Uh huh. What planet you on? Weight Watchers? Well, it's not I'm not on it. That's why I don't know why you said I was on it. Well, you were. I was the leader, and then we dropped off.

spk_3:   1:15:56
That happened

spk_0:   1:15:57
endemic. We're gonna do better, right?

spk_2:   1:16:00
Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

spk_0:   1:16:02
If we want to eat your feelings, fucking eat your feelings.

spk_2:   1:16:04
Well, I've been eating my whole entire feeling in other people's feelings. Yeah, I'll take your feelings and eatem. Maybe that's the name of the episode. I'll take your feet. I'll take your feelings. And eatem

spk_0:   1:16:22
are you in here? And just keep it simple. Oh, Member. Uh So, Jim, we me and Bobby had a business called untouchable.

spk_2:   1:16:38
Oh, my God. I love these. You know, I can't. We have some of your friends on.

spk_0:   1:16:44
You're gonna be a photographers. And I was the makeup artist.

spk_3:   1:16:47
Oh, my God. I remember they wear

spk_2:   1:16:50
and the

spk_0:   1:16:51
shut out. We actually said some really good pictures, though. But

spk_2:   1:16:54
I'll show you, Jim,

spk_0:   1:16:56
you guys gyms over us. Basic bitches.

spk_3:   1:17:00
Jim, did you like her

spk_2:   1:17:01
going on? We've been on this zoo meeting for, like, three hours, right? I mean, I feel like I've been on this city. I'm sorry. You have plans

spk_3:   1:17:10
tonight? I'm sorry. How long do you guys typically record? Like,

spk_2:   1:17:15
how long is this? Our less than an hour. Jesus.

spk_0:   1:17:18
Jesus. Bobby and Courtney should have done it too. Like, had a after show you what's going on.

spk_2:   1:17:27
That's true. Jumps like, Okay, I'm playing a farmland or whatever. Formally. And what is that? I don't know. I don't know what it is. I would love to see Jim and Courtney getting into an argument, though.

spk_3:   1:17:42
That way, I

spk_2:   1:17:43
don't know. Just be funny, too. Because they would be, like, did it? Did it up, up, up, up about I would just be good. You would. And you probably fighting. You be mad at me, both of you. But, uh, but

spk_1:   1:17:55
it would be funny.

spk_3:   1:17:56
Yeah,

spk_2:   1:17:57
because you're both very, like, quick and quippy.

spk_3:   1:17:59
Yeah, little Chihuahua. Puppy's a good word,

spk_2:   1:18:03
not Cliff Equipe.

spk_0:   1:18:04
But I just I think I used to be more when I was younger, but I'm, like, not as much.

spk_2:   1:18:10
I'm just angry. Mind coming off angry. Not like funny. So I thought we were gonna wrap up with a question. And then what happened? Jim

spk_0:   1:18:21
is Michaela Connell or does he have to, like, hold? No. Michael will get their feelings hurt like totally slicing like he's so hard core. But he's

spk_2:   1:18:31
so let's talk about sleeping. I don't cuddle. I don't believe in Connolly. I think it's a sin, you know? No cuddling. No, it's gross weight. Yukata. When you sleep,

spk_0:   1:18:44
you will.

spk_3:   1:18:46
No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I honestly think cuddling is like a thing you do. And dating early.

spk_2:   1:18:53
Agreed? Yeah. Isn't it funny how things change when you do get no longer? Really Should like, things aren't.

spk_0:   1:19:00
I know sometimes I feel bad. I'm, like, right gets okay. I have a

spk_3:   1:19:05
question. Okay, Courtney. Hey, let's see if how abnormal my relationships Maybe it's normal. I don't know. That's my question.

spk_2:   1:19:13
Are you basing on our answers to this stuff? Because

spk_3:   1:19:15
yeah. Yeah. Okay, So my favorite thing in the world, Bobby, You know, I fucking loved me, cow. Okay, but I feel like kind of is never just like one of make out with me unless you're having sex like him. You guys make out with your p piece,

spk_2:   1:19:32
so No, I know. I mean sometimes. Like, not

spk_0:   1:19:37
like, long. Yeah. See, I want to make

spk_3:   1:19:41
out, like, just to make up, not to have said

spk_2:   1:19:43
you were a make out pass out queen.

spk_0:   1:19:46
We, um, like we peck this all the time, and I don't leave the house without giving him a kiss. Goodbye. Or and we hug. But it's like no,

spk_2:   1:19:54
like, maybe like a five second make out like a little

spk_0:   1:20:00
I'll stick this time. You funny? I'm like, No, that's not funny. Getaway for me,

spk_2:   1:20:04
Jim, Do you guys make out ever?

spk_3:   1:20:07
Never. Okay, so yes, it's pretty normal

spk_2:   1:20:11
because I don't again. That's like, if

spk_0:   1:20:14
I try to be like, What are you doing?

spk_2:   1:20:17
Right. I'm gonna go do that right. When we get out of this, I'm gonna go try to make out with Michael. It's what he does,

spk_3:   1:20:23
like, report back with us.

spk_2:   1:20:24
Well, I'm gonna report back.

spk_0:   1:20:25
I spice it up. We've been together 14 years. So, like, I'll try to put on something cute or like sexy. Any is like looking at his phone. I'm like, Hello.

spk_2:   1:20:36
Listen, they got with you and I'll bottom producing row. You want happy bottom for a puppy? Not for three days in a row. You won't know. Never expected that. Which, when you want to see a big dick or a small dick, I like to look at a big dick. But I don't really care if you're small. No,

spk_3:   1:20:58
you know.

spk_2:   1:21:00
Wow. Size queen.

spk_0:   1:21:02
You can't be small

spk_2:   1:21:04
when I say small. I mean, normal. Normal. Like I like a good average deck.

spk_3:   1:21:11
What's no? What is that good? Like,

spk_2:   1:21:14
actually really small. Yeah, We're not really small, but it's like 5.5 2 sixes average. Yeah. So I

spk_3:   1:21:20
like a

spk_2:   1:21:20
good 6 to 7.

spk_3:   1:21:22
Like, more like eight.

spk_2:   1:21:24
Oh, my God. You

spk_0:   1:21:26
got six or seven. But

spk_2:   1:21:29
now it's like I'm used to 10.

spk_0:   1:21:32
Like, for me to get mine. I have to be on top, and I need you to not move. Just be still.

spk_2:   1:21:36
Oh, you two quarrel. I I'm like, Are you are We don't

spk_0:   1:21:45
like don't move your legs. Don't try to help me. Just Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. You didn't suck some boob, er, but that's it.

spk_2:   1:21:54
Um, have you guys heard about these women selling their fucking Panies online? Yes. No, just for some extra cash.

spk_3:   1:22:04
No. The only thing I've ever thought about. And, you know, this is being a phone sex operator because I feel like I easily could have done it.

spk_2:   1:22:11
So let's do like a little, uh Jim, you be a collar. You call into the sex operator. And let's just put this out. Okay? Now being connected to sugar cane. Hello. Hi. Hi. First, I just you know, what are we charging per minute?

spk_3:   1:22:30
What do you want to charge permanent? Oh, also work guarantee No guarantee.

spk_0:   1:22:43
Oh, she doesn't want to come. What did you just say? Not

spk_2:   1:22:49
paying unless I come

spk_3:   1:22:54
put that on the podcast.

spk_2:   1:22:56
That should be the name I'm not paying.

spk_3:   1:23:01
That is a good title.

spk_2:   1:23:03
But maybe I'll just I won't spot to see you. Almost. C o m e. Okay. You look a

spk_3:   1:23:08
little you and

spk_2:   1:23:09
I mean, I can, But my God, do you really want to be your episodes to be gold calm? I mean, you know,

spk_3:   1:23:16
for sure we won't episode had nothing to do with that. So it actually is kind of funny,

spk_2:   1:23:22
like all we're talking about. It's coming the whole time kind wardrobe,

spk_0:   1:23:27
hopefully will make people laugh in the middle of a pandemic.

spk_2:   1:23:30
Yeah, that's the thing. I mean, honestly, we'll see how this goes when I add it.

spk_0:   1:23:34
There is a lot of stuff. I

spk_2:   1:23:37
Well, there's a lot of stuff that you gotta remember. I'm gonna cut out a lot of like the dumb bullshit. And then there's, like, the funny stuff will stay.

spk_3:   1:23:43
I would have. So the 1st 30 minutes was probably really snooze fest. Yeah. Agree. Well, Jim's been sleeping for at least an hour. Jim is

spk_2:   1:23:51
not even been. Jim is not even tried. Things might be his last episode. To be honest,

spk_3:   1:24:00
the friendships that you know so much

spk_2:   1:24:04
make a new rule. What is this, sister? Wives like my Are you divorcing me? Gay sister arrives. We don't talk that we don't, but we

spk_0:   1:24:14
hang out. It was in charge. Somebody need you to wake up.

spk_2:   1:24:18
Jim's never coming back. I need Jim to be fully like involved. I need him to have a lead. Me to be in the studio, blacked out like you know what you need. You're not bringing your covad fucking ass. And

spk_3:   1:24:34
you should have, like, done this at, like, seven o'clock at night. Like I mean, I'm just saying I am a mom, so I don't really three talking. Fine. Well,

spk_2:   1:24:43
that's what I'm gonna text you guys that fucking 7 38 o'clock tonight and see what you're doing. I might not make it, but you're not. You're already done. Three different types of drugs, right? You are so screwed

spk_3:   1:24:55
that difficult.

spk_2:   1:24:57
No, I'm not taking Kalon opens during the day.

spk_0:   1:25:01
Maybe you love

spk_2:   1:25:03
me for when I sleep. No.

spk_0:   1:25:06
Do not take it. No,

spk_2:   1:25:07
that's not honey. I'm not taking it until it's an absolute emergency.

spk_3:   1:25:11
Wait, why don't you take it when you sleep? I thought that was the purpose of it.

spk_0:   1:25:14
No. All right, listen. You like happy and just

spk_2:   1:25:18
wasted on sleeping on your

spk_0:   1:25:20
No. You

spk_3:   1:25:22
gotta mail me one. You think I don't like to do things like relax? I like to do things like get Okay,

spk_2:   1:25:28
but here's the thing they said, You see way. Well, don't worry about that, honey. Because Bobby, every day, X

spk_0:   1:25:39
pack, like I think four way.

spk_1:   1:25:41
It's not my middle name.

spk_3:   1:25:43
Yeah, you're about to fucking get it. You

spk_2:   1:25:46
guys don't have get fucked up. Okay? So I'll text the group like, think of funny thing,

spk_0:   1:25:51
because I'm re finishing a desk. I'm gonna run in my mom's house

spk_3:   1:25:56
like I put things to bed at seven o'clock, so

spk_2:   1:25:59
literally Okay. If we do

spk_0:   1:26:01
You like it?

spk_3:   1:26:02
I don't want seven o'clock. I need some time to have a cocktail like Yeah, maybe like 8 38 45 is good for me. Yeah, okay, I'm

spk_2:   1:26:12
never coming back again. Wait,

spk_3:   1:26:16
You just get a Bobby's house and hang out and you're

spk_2:   1:26:18
absolutely, absolutely It's called. You're absolutely

spk_1:   1:26:25
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