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Oh, yeah, let's talk. It's It's It's big of a deal. Okay. Hello everybody welcome to the episode not well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim Wish you a merry Christmas I mean it's coming. I'm ready gobble gobble bitch. It's in a week, which is fucking weird that part to me to me I'm not prepared actually don't even know what year we're in today I was like what year is this we in 25 or 24? I lost track of the day Don't know my dad was like the 20th. It's a 20. I I like 20. How are we already at the 20th? Listen, I'm telling you my birthday and then it was November The election already happens. So So already past that we're almost time to inauguration Can't wait for all these pics. We'll talk about we we talk about the pics. I send the email like girl and I hope it found me and found me well Find you and I hope your film found me well. I hope it finds you well What is that even fucking me how your email found me? I? Hope this email finds you well What does that even mean if you're saying that to me you thinking I'm dead or like you're in a bad place? You're grumpy your grumpy or a little kind and the person sending the email knows they probably shouldn't have sent it because oh Right like saying like oh, okay, you're bothering me by sending an email like if you're sending me an email I don't want it. Hope this doesn't come across the wrong way every email I get I'm like I Didn't need this I didn't need it. I would say most emails 99% or I don't need this Literally 99% of corporate meetings are not needed not needed not necessarily when you send the dumb emails But you don't even do that or you'll do both I really do wish that they would just turn all meetings into a transcript and send it to me after and I'll promise I'll read it and then like sign it after David saying I read it Affidavit, I mean, that's very serious Mr. D. Oh speaking of bitch David got other things to talk about two bits now there was something that happened last night I went to Hanks for my birthday dinner and you were absent which is obviously disappointing to me But it was for a good reason and so we have to hear about why so it's a good reason I had an interview with a drone company as an enterprise sales something Something now well the reason why I don't know what it is is because no by minute 10. I was like yeah This ain't real no bitch now what that you start well. No, it was real, but it was a ramshackle company The problem is is that I? Wanted ramshot, okay, so the industry is new right like drones are new There's a lot of issues with China right now So like there's a lot of things in the air that he was telling about and I was like I'm glad he was being honest But then he told me the base pay and here's what I'm gonna say. I'm not even a man like Really trying to become well for what's really crazy is that the place was right next to camp out in Hillier? Like I'm not even a mile from my current location. Oh, yeah, that's right there But he told me that he's like yeah the office. He's like I'm not really selling this very well But the office is upstairs and it's in there's no windows I'm like why do you have no windows so great? Yeah, you're like but also if I'm gonna and he's like it's a lot of calling and all I'm like, okay No, a lot of calling. I I it's gonna be more like I'd be in the calling I thought it would be more like the factory not even in the factory with the people honey talking about all like Amongst the military man. Oh construction workers right so it's kind of like he's like you would do that But it would be like the way they do it there is they have like a where they'll have like a party or something They have like a little thing where you do a demo for people and then you have their contacts And you can keep following up with them, but I'm like hey, did you like that show? We We Okay, right? But But my thing is that it's okay I don't need to be sitting in your goddamn office to make phone calls So if you were like yeah, you could work at home I might actually consider it, but I'm not gonna drive every day making 36k not knowing if I'm gonna make a sale You get 3% of sales and I could sell to like the US military and I mean you could make money But like but still it's a risk So that's too big for that type of base space too big if it were 80 base and then you're like and the industry if it was like My industry and they're like you can have this as your base, but I knew there was potential I know the industry then I'd be like okay all of these drones if they're made with chips or parts from China and tariffs go up like Yeah, oh, it's over. No one's gonna be buying we talked about that So it's gonna be over and the problem is though they will buy them because here's what the problem is the United States brand Do it are six years behind you said they're like so far behind in technology that it's like and then he then he tells me Where does the tariff money go to right to Trump's pocket? Then he tells me and your main focus would be on domestic Drones and I'm like so you just told me that they the worst things and then you want to put me and making this No one wants them and no one's gonna buy them and you're like No, I'm so much rather than you so anyway I am it was good experience. It was fine. The only thing I do hate is when somebody asks me Yes, I'm like what do you want to know bitch? I'm like, um, okay I've been in fire sprinklers my whole life like I moved here from Atlanta For 12 years I grew up in Atlanta like I don't know what to fucking say. I don't know what to say either I'm a flaming homosexual. I have a podcast where I say nasty things like what do you say? I I like no, that's what everyone's like you have to have your elevator speech Like when someone in the elevator asked you like who are what's going on? I'm like I don't want to tell you what I do. I don't care. I don't ask people that either No, you should ever I don't even like It's actually always like question number like 20 like after we've already gone through everything else that day and how we're having fun And blah-blah, and and I'm like, oh, so what do do do anyway? Yeah, Yeah, just at the end I'm curious a little but yeah when I'm meeting someone I don't need to know anything about that when it peaks my curiosity It's not about like a setting for me. It's like they'll say something Yeah, what do you do that? Well when I travel for work, and then I'm like, oh, you want to talk about your work Yeah, what do you do for work? Let's validate you right? That's always what it is I'm like, oh, they're talking about that so they want me to ask about that here we go I'm not interested fucking validation. I'm like, yeah, that's cool that you do that. You know who does that a lot Well, we can't talk about I just really I think I just realized after that interview though that I was kind of like you're so far beyond this But I think I think the whole world is really fucked like I think there's not even a real job out there I think it's all just fake. I agree like you kind of just especially sales jobs. You're like, oh, hey It's like we don't need that girl they could go on a website and order the drones They could watch a YouTube video of the demonstration you're gonna get that Where they're just like oh someone's controlling it. I don't get that credit So they're gonna watch me on the YouTube buy it, but I'm not gonna get the commission No, I'm not gonna let you use my pretty face Right not today sister friend not saying I never heard not ever so I think my friend Jimmy's job is like sounds fake too Which you know, I think most these corporate jobs like he literally yesterday was like, yeah I've been like looking around on the internal postings, which I didn't even know what that was But it's like inside other jobs inside the company that he could like yeah move into must be nice I'm like that sounds insane. He's like yeah, I look every year. I'm like what so do I but guess what I have to move in Order to grow so that's where I'm getting Right because I have nowhere to go. We got to go to Kansas City. We got to get out. Yeah I mean especially after Last weekend when we were at Trixie and Katya and well first of all first of all The Nazis were here the not if you saw the news Columbus Ohio on the map again for all the reasons we have the Nazis at land grant and like Virginia West like waving to them Now they're just marching down the street now. They're really n-word. Yep Bow down n-word bow down n-word. It's like I'm sorry like I'm sorry. That's not even a phrase Not a good phrase. No, it's not a proposition. There's no Why to you you are you can't even see your face they're wrapped up like a foot what girl if you're gonna have balls to Go do that then have balls and you need to wear the white robes with the point you had mine as well at this point Like also, it's embarrassing. You can't even find your own logo like get your own logo, right? It's like embarrassing to me. They're They're a German logo. Like yeah, it's like you know that They already did this do you know they did this and they lost yeah So you weren't even close to being born your parents were near born. Yeah, this happened. So like what are you doing? Disconnected you know what I mean? It is disconnected. It's just wanting to be somebody who they're not their insults They do need a new structure I would say if they're trying to like attract new people most people know they're like swastika bad right you grow up learning It's bad in school. So like you're not gonna see it and be like maybe I should know more Next right if they had a new logo though, they might attract a lot of people you get a good logo and you never know now hear Me out. I think the new logo is the Trump flag. Um well and hear me out. I don't need to hear you out Cuz that is the fact I think they moved on and they have a new cult leader. Yeah, and it's an ugly flag It's a really early. It's like really just the pillow on the ear was ugly all everything. They do is ugly They have no do it talent with no creative talent got like listen. I have to play you something. Oh I'm already going into it like I mean I know dive right the fuck well, and we'll talk about trick scene. Yeah Yes, well, I mean we can okay. We can talk about them now because we did Nazis were separate That's fine. Okay, so trick scene cocktail here But what we were talking about with cities and getting out and the thing that I really hate when people come here And they say we're gonna put on the best show for you because you have nothing else She said only three times and part of me is like No, it's not true first time I was like give her a give her it cuz she's a joke for her You're from Milwaukee. It's a joke for her give it to her Let her have a moment Then I let her have it then like on the second time I was like what and then the third time I was like no No, no more like this isn't funny. It's actually a lot of other parts were yeah sure But a lot of it. I I like it's very um It's us. I know I basically hate to say I'm like I don't think there's anything special in the sauce. That's really different. They literally go up there and just talk I mean literally they'd have made like a hundred thousand dollars each just to sit up there record one of their apps Like we're doing right now. This is what they're doing, but there's just fans out there They're ignoring half of them. They can see them all they only see the front right like it's so bright Right above them when they look up. No, I can't see shit. They see the very front row So it's like they're not even they're like so They just pretend somebody's out there like we just started pretending we had an audience all of a sudden they did and they did and they make Solid a fucking theater which also made me like really happy though too because I'm saying everything like so we had the Nazis earlier with about 20 people out a theater right for something like just a podcast for a podcast for two drag queens So that's a good sign to me just chit chat Yeah, so that's the good sign. So I mean it was a good show. I I it was like a massive massive of black men came out and marched I saw that I kind of like that was like I love this massive group of days and we we right We can't it's like crazy though. I what's really is our mess. Oh, yeah Union alcohol. Oh, we're not marching Nazis run like they would just run. I was so angry. I was ready to punch a bitch I think we all kind of wanted to take a bat like a little little nice little little slugger and just go Fine, what if I actually next time they come we're taking out there. I'm gonna gonna them. I'm bringing all the drones We're gonna follow them around. I'm gonna find out where they fucking live. Um, that's such a smart You can have your drone go follow them right above them I'm gonna gonna gonna if you're gonna be a pussy and cover your face. I'm gonna find you and that's a promise I like that period because I'm done with it. Like I think it's really embarrassing and stupid You just ram the u-haul truck on the highway. There's like 20 of them in the back. Yeah, also, you're coming in the u-haul girl It's so embarrassing Pulled over they've come out the back of the u-haul with the cops. It's so funny. It's like guys and still face is covered and Still face and yet I also the cops would be like all the faces down put all your fucking masks down We got to identify you right because this is a seizure and honestly, it's not about taking away their first amendment Right, I guess you can spell the scream the n-word. Did I just do that? No, but this is a seizure. Yeah Oh a seizure salad Just like I can't hey well just you're right is a seizure But I know where I get that word also though like search and seizure Yeah, I know but like it's interesting. I guess I'm listening to any podcast I'm sure sure crying when you take it. Yeah, you're right. They're seizing them But is that from like Caesar? Like honestly like is that like a word? No Caesar is from like the salad. No, I know but like I'm thinking like did Caesar the guy Sees have seizures like did he do that so that then they're called it. Oh, it's a seizure. No, no, okay I'm just asking you know, that's a good question, but no, I think it's a good little thought It's not not spelled the same way. No, not at all. Um, so there's hate happening in this country So there's some hate out there Normalizing the word we need to shame Again, we need to put them back in the closet I miss those days when people wouldn't tell anyone that they're gay because it was not celebrated now It's like people are becoming gay because they want to be celebrated. They're weird. They're outcasts They just want to feel like they can fit in and have a bunch of people support them for nothing Like if you're ugly in 2024 just become a and then You heard her if you're a weird ugly outcast desperate to fit in and be celebrated for no reason Just join a certain group if you're a weird ugly outcast And be celebrated Celebrate it for no reason And you are desperate to fit it. I mean it's literally look at that's what made me think of when you said that you're This bitch though like first of all First of all, we do not want to fit in with you. Yeah, like I don't know offense I don't give a fuck like about like how you want to call people ugly girl that that horse face Yeah, you are not the one to be calling anyone ugly and let me tell you we don't want to fit in with you We don't want to be celebrated. We want to be left alone Actually, just leave me the fuck both of us want to be left alone and not most gays do what do you mean celebrated in what way? Where am I celebrated? Where are we celebrated? Where are we giving extra treatment? Missed the celebration and they're gonna be like, oh the gay parade. That's our pride parade. That's all I let it go But you're already trying to take that over to street carpet America Over so you have fucking like weapons manufacturers leading the charge in new york city like all these Prides are just done The marches are done. They've lost the protest spirit Anyways, maybe not anymore though. I think it's gonna come back. No, I think we're swinging back towards like fuck all of this People are where we're like, why is deloitte up there? We've had had good run here, but it's not it's getting annoying. Yep, but anyways, I don't think we're celebrated anywhere No, I can't think of a place where I get to go and they're like, oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you so much It's a gay. We got a gay here. They're like, do you take it up your ass? I'm like, uh What does it matter? I'm just a person just trying to make a living just like you And do you know what I'm saying? Once again, no one wants to be gay Honestly, you know, she's like people are just becoming gay to be ugly. No one's becoming gay Yeah, trust me. Trust me. You don't want in on the butt stuff. It's not fun. It's not easy. It's It's It's It's not it takes so much time Um No one wants to be gay. Nobody wants to be gay. Do you really want to be persecuted? You You You to be gay? Yeah Yeah Oh, sorry that we're being recognized in society as like actual working humans. We've been here the whole time We've always been here. here. rather spend the closet, but honey your husband's probably in the closet. closet. have to talk about them existing It's like, yeah, well, we do exist. So right, but you still try to take where right? So it's kind of like this is why we're saying hello if we could just have our own life and you leave us alone We wouldn't talk to you. We wouldn't talk about it or anything. Honestly, we wouldn't talk to them Most straights like we don't hang out with them. No, especially the I'm not seeking enough There's nothing I don't have anything in common with most of them. They're really fucking boring to me in general I talked to a straight person and I'm like That's all you do with your time. Yep. Like oh, that's what you did. Oh, sounds like a fun weekend Oh, we went to Costco. I'm like, oh cool Costco Well, we watched we watched the bangles game Ball field. Okay. The ball field. Okay. See did a sports thing and a grocery trip That's a straight weekend for me. That's all I hear about ever. Oh the kids just wanted to we played frisbee in the backyard Like it's like, okay. So did we but we also like we're social and I don't know. I'm just I'm done with it. I just think I wanted kids. I don't I don't I had that conversation from that reason I was like don't become a foster parent really easily. We have the funds. We have the house with that extra room We could foster and then I was like no because you have to be a parent Fuck that shit actually you'd be like on your days off. You have to be like, oh, I gotta take care of jimmy All those pro-life people can keep the foster kids. They can all become foster parents They're the ones they're not the ones that are but they never are but they're the ones who wanted to save the kids So we'll see how it's saved. Well, look they got saved but they're in the system. So are you gonna step up? Are you gonna step up? straight people Pass just it's a pass and came out with a cart full of stuff for um like 138 dollars cheap That's cheap as fuck 138 For a whole cart of shit and we and we got meat. That's good. Is anybody else? We're not just losing my mind. So you're because the slow who's gonna tell her that um It's the actual corporations and the grocery stores that are lowering the price is not because trump was elected right? That's where she was going with that. I'm like, oh, I'm also. What's food line, but like Is it like dollar general of the food stores? You know what I mean? It's the aldi of right So yeah, it's gonna be cheaper when I went to aldi like I said we spent way less food lines like general What is it called the dollar general? Yeah, yeah For grocery stores, right where you're kind of what's that one you have here? Family dollar kind of similar. It's It's that where you walk in here like yikes. It's a real grocery store, but it's just like It's food line. We even got meat all these people. No matt's niece said something like gas is down to 250c And he was like you guys realize trump's not inaugurated, right? He's not president and they were like, oh Well, like it's cuz he won't they they even fucking know how they don't get it I know it's insane. They're getting shafted either way, but it'd be nice if like we are too But at least you should be aware of it Like the corporations run your life like they run they own the political class the political the politicians are not at the top The billionaires are at the top. That's why elan musk gave a hundred and and million dollars That's why trump's president to get him more money all the money. This is how it works Okay, and we're here at the bottom. We're the people without capital Zero capital we're scraping by for a living That's what we're doing down here and they could nowhere near here. They control everything, babe But you worship these people for some reason why? Well, they just want to fit in basically like that case in point. You're a fag. We're part of it. We're part of something bigger Oh, no, you're not you're a christian for god's sakes like half these christians are like it's a joke You're a joke. You're not even real like you're not even real christian. You don't even act like a christian I don't even know why they care anymore like why I don't know who they think they're impressing when they're like Oh my god, I'm like you your savior right now who's gonna be in the white house has three wives is cheated on all of them He's an adjudicated rapist. He's a convicted felon and you're a christian and you voted for him So I don't give a fuck what being a christian means to you It means nothing This is the same guy that has um a bible that's for sale and the state of arkansas I decided decided buy a bible for each classroom over six milena or yeah, oklahoma Where the fuck they are somewhere i'm not going and well unless oklahoma arkansas, it's like it's a wash It's a a i would go there just to see oh i would go over that It's kind of way but anyway, uh-huh um It's the camping lifestyle um, but yeah, so You know, you remember how much cheese we ate that weekend. So I mean i will admit something really quick I would fuck Fuck Mary kill. Okay. Okay. Let's play it the oklahoma guy. That's an idiot. I still was And you said no religion. Yeah, Thomas jefferson said our rights came from god I don't need to hear him speak that accent But if you were in the locker room say and you were Rejected part of christian doctor and thomas jefferson promoted freedom of religion One of his top three accomplishments on his gravestone is promoting a law in virginia for the freedom of Religion would you say that john adams is a key founder of the united states? Do you think he is? John adam signed a treaty 1797 saying the government of the united states of america is not in any sense founded on the christian religion We gotta get you in an oklahoma history class because the next line is the Let's talk about oklahoma history because oklahoma 48th in the country when it comes to education critics say the money that you're spending on putting bibles in every class Or you've asked for six million dollars should be spent in other ways to better educate the students because they're very worried about Where oklahoma is ranked in the education system. We are in a middle of a turnaround here because we are president trump's agenda This is the agenda for the the country. We have school choice. We have merit pay We are rejecting this left-wing ideology in the classroom. We are promoting a very good example So look we are pressing students forward to see academic outcomes improved. Why are you using the trump endorse bible? What do you say to critics who argue? This is clear-cut political pandering right here literally teach american history in oklahoma It is clear-cut so you're gonna use the trump bible isn't that like By the way, we don't don't you don't have a coran and of every other religious textbook in there Then we don't you don't teach me a bible They're like we need a bible then you need everything else too because guess what for the rest of the world The bible is not the primary document half of them don't even know that like they don't know what's in the bible Half of them don't know that that's actually the same god because they don't know that i don't know i've talked to so many people We know the story and i don't you you like muslims pray to the same god It's just just versus ish god It's not the same god Y'all are hopeless and so they don't fucking get it it's crazy to me it is so insane Like jesus is a prophet in their religion and they don't even fucking understand that they don't even know they're like They don't believe in jesus like no they believe in jesus. They just don't think he was god They don't think he rose from the dead, but they think he was a very important prophet sure and they literally Think of mary and their prayers. They like discuss. They really idolize mary. Yeah, she's a good bitch She was a good. I mean honestly she was a ho that wasn't a ho. Do you know what i mean? It's us. I mean honestly. We are basically mary. We just walk and be like we got pregnant. It's a miracle I'm pregnant with someone's babies. Like can you again? I've said this numerous times But I just cannot imagine somebody walking and being like we never had sex and i'm pregnant because some A light came to me and it was an angel and they said i'm gonna carry this son of god I felt something move within me. It's like you were raped Right and so it was probably your husband joseph probably threw a blanket over your head and was like i'm gabriel Get ready to take this fucking holy load. It's ew. Yeah, that's how jesus was formed and here we are But then they couldn't go anywhere. They They immigrants. So they had to go have jesus in a barn But we don't breath jesus had to escape to egypt so jesus didn't get killed right so okay But you still don't know that part of the story either because you're ready to kick everyone out But they hate refugees. Okay got it got it christians. It's crazy. Can't live with him can't live with them um So You were really peeved at the whole reference to a club is not having anything and we're trying to go in somewhere else Yeah, and escaping maybe Yeah, we were gonna escape, but I don't know why we were saying that okay. I don't remember either I don't know if it it going anywhere. I thought it was because you were like very dedicated to it I was dedicated. We were talking about well. No, that was one of the reasons why though It's like i'm tired of people saying like this place sucks and it should make me want to stay more and make it better But like i'm just tired. No, no, i want to go to new york city. I want to live in here. Yeah I'm tired. I want to go to main city. I want to go to main city I'm out. Hell even can city has more going for it and that's a hard hard thing to say That is embarrassing. It's embarrassing But once you're there, honey, but once you're there you realize you're like this could be me No, it's it's great because it's like the same thing is here, but yet there's a little edge to him a little Junice a qual were here. It's like, I don't know something's just not right. Columbus for me is becoming Depressing, I don't know there's something about it. It's different. It's not the same place. I I I like I don't know like something shifted in me where i'm like looking around like I think this is it Yeah, is this what i'm doing for the next 20 years? No, no, no, like I don't want I don't think this is it When I moved here, there's no excitement for me here, right? So when I moved here It was like there's potential the short north was being built up right we were You know as the short north got better and more fun and more able to you could go and stay out later Because it was safer and then it's like we're sliding the other way Yeah, and now all of a sudden it's like everything else is just like the house prices are so expensive You can't even move within the city if you want right like I'm locked in where I'm at because of the interest the mortgage rate Nobody's able to sell houses and no one can sell right now. Yeah, right in grand view. There's a house for sale on northwest It's like complaining. It's been about three four weeks now on the market. That's unheard of I know it used to be like I don't think anyone can afford to move no and they don't want to have those interest rates So now you're going to lower your price on the it's so dumb. Everything is so dumb. Yeah, um, but yeah, so Live your yeah, I don't I don't know I'm over it when I moved here I had so much promise and so much hope I was like this city is great like and it is still a great city I'm not saying it's not I love the Columbus right, but I just don't know if it's for me anymore Well, that's why like when I heard Trixie saying like not much going on. I was like I hate that you're saying that but like I can't really stand up and defend Columbus right now. I don't have the energy Do you think it's a young person say like what am I gonna say things for younger people? Uh, like I'm almost wondering if you're like you're a young adult like a young professional Maybe it is really fun. It's like it's cheaper than New York, but they have all kinds of bars and restaurants here I mean they have a great they have a a university Presence like the gay scene isn't great here anymore. It used to be great and now it's terrible here same people when you go out It's so bad. It's sad over and over and everyone a lot of the gays are plagued by the same problems Like you notice drugs and alcohol and they're not really moving forward in their lives in terms of being confident forming healthy relationships Finding partners if they want them um grooming themselves making themselves look appropriate Do you know what I'm I'm It's crazy And that was the shadiest but true statement like I thought about it. I'm like grooming yourself Yeah, we go out and we're like are those pajama pants. Listen bitch. I said this this is the best quote and this might be This is the quote of the week How does it feel to work out as hard as you do for them just to like my body better? And I said that I go I got it right down It's literally true. I literally was looking at somebody going how embarrassing that you work so hard for that And then you're standing there like and then everyone's coming yet. You're still still six You're still a little rat. I mean you still look like a wet rat with muscles. So it's like i'm not sure I mean, do you know what I mean? It's crazy. It's crazy. It's so true that they're easy. Oh my god. Who was that? I don't know. I think I know the guy with the fucked up ears and like the little no I think it was um like kind of like hunchback. No No, you know who I mean by that. I know the Mexican hunchback of Notre Dame weird What's happening? Yeah, I don't know anything every time we watched by I was like Bobby and he's tweaking all the time He's always on drugs. Yeah, I think he's always like he looks like a stroke. Maybe. Uh, I don't know. I'm not gonna judge but Regardless, I don't want to be around him. Do you know what I mean? Stroke victim Drugs like it's the same thing. No, but no, it's so bad. He's really it's bad. It's out of control No, fans. Remember we saw him walking around right because first of all two of his closest friends left and moved to Chicago No, bobsburgers is still here. Bob's burgers is still here. Bob's burgers was standing there We were like in the hallway and we're dying. We were like, we were kind of there And you kind of said it loud. You're like, oh bobsburg. I know I was actually I was like, fuck it. I don't give a fuck I was so high. Do you think he knows? Maybe maybe they hate us. Wouldn't that be great? Honestly, I would would if they need a rival They need that would be good. Honestly after seeing tricks and cout, I'm fucking shit up I don't care anymore about what you think. I don't give a fuck like it's so dumb Well, their team split up and left like half of them went to Chicago's that they're done Okay, so like that's why they were there separately like bobsburgers was there. Yeah, so so like growing in that guy Little dirty rat was there But like dirty rat then we'll post something and you're like, oh, wow, he's hot and then you're like, oh everything he posts I'm like, that's pretty it's all about the angle folks. It's about the angle You're standing up next to him. I was gonna say but really above him When he's holding the camera down here, he looks big. Okay, he looks tall It's looking up at then you're sitting next to me come us out to my shoulder and then I'm going and he's actually not even that Muscle looks this big on camera But in real life, it's like a regular is this arm. Yep. It's this you have bigger arms than him Well, I mean potentially I mean definitely he has more definition. Well the problem is because he's little so at all Yeah, when you're when you have longer arms, I feel like oh, yeah, I feel like you have long arms for your height Yes, probably I feel like you don't have like some people you can just tell and they're like It's all curled up and you're like, okay. Well, that's why you have a muscle you dumb fuck like right. It's tight Oh, you're so fucking tight Oh Fuck honestly, can I just make a comment about this meal replacement? I feel like it's working. No, I literally I'm look rejuvenated Like I'm full You're full. Yeah, okay. That's actually perfect. That's how you stay skinny. I know Okay, I had a statement that you said that I said about you The way you were dressed on saturday night after the Trixie and Katya show when we went to AWOL I said you look like you're gonna fuck my sister in college You look like that one friend that I gotta be like I gotta be careful with my sister around him because he's gonna fuck my sister You were dressed in that straight frat bro-y type like I was very straight I'm the chill guy the funny friend. You don't gotta worry about me. I don't like you're gonna fuck my sister I got the rugby shirt on like right hollard rugby. That's a hollard rugby shirt long white shoes white shoes your baggy Yeah, cross body backwards hat. I I like he's gonna fuck my sister Yeah, and what you didn't know was it was really fucking your brother and your dad Um, but you would love you could you would get Eiffel towered by my brother and dad Oh, yeah, which by the way, my dad said my brother's up to 250 He's like thick. I think he is a little thicker. Yeah, he's a big boy Also, he's getting thick. I think he's getting to that. He's getting he needs to go back 30. I'm 31. He's getting to the I'm 30. But But But really he has 30. Yeah, but he hasn't adjusted his lifestyle yet though Right and you were like doing stuff like running like brother It happens to us all it does we'll have our moment. It's like the freshman 15 happened than the 30 year old 30 year old like where your body's like never mind. I'm not gonna digest this properly literally so dumb It is like you could go home and eat at 2 a.m. And then get up and have brunch at 10 a.m I eat at 2 a.m. I'm not hungry till like 3 p.m. The next day. I wake up and I'm like, I'm ill I shouldn't have eaten at 2 a.m Why did I eat it? Why is that like what is that? I'm not hungry But why does it trigger us every time we're drunk or fucked up? We're We're always need to eat. Let's eat I think actually though it's because we burned like 600 calories like Do you remember when we had our watches on that one time we went to a wall and we were dancing and then like after three hours of dancing I was like I don't think we realized it was literally like 600 calories So we get home and we're we're ready to eat ready to eat. Why are you panicking because I gotta get my bets in Okay, so I gotta send it to you because there's this girl's doing yeah me too. That's right now Bats You're gonna edit out the bets bits. I wrote annoying twinks and uglies. I'm sure that was so bob's burgers Yeah, um Okay, ready to just Harness shopping I wrote in here. Oh, Oh, that was fun. That was fun. Cute apparently mine's too big I don't think it is either people like it's supposed to be a little I'm like I think with I think you could tighten it maybe but also with the building of your muscles It's gonna be fine. Right. I don't think it's too big at all. It literally slid right on and it was like fine I don't think you need it too tight. I hate it when it's too tight I need a new one though mine's trash compared to yours now. So I can't walk away. We've got to get you We got got got We got to upgrade. Yeah, we got to have to be that price point It has to be like no above 100 possibly honestly. I just want that one I do I think you should get it Silver's Would be better for you. Yeah, like you're a little more metal. You've always like rock music and yeah, they used right literally I had to go for like the modern sleeker like not I just have the weirdest thought. What can you imagine just sitting on the outside looking at my musical taste list? It would be in my life. Like I go from like literally like Marilyn Manson to the used to Charlie X. Boney bear, which is like like electric. Yeah, like electronic dead mouse. A Skrillex like I go all over the fucking map. So I'm just saying a mass Pink Floyd. Right. Where's that coming from? No clue. I just like the trippiness. Apparently I my mom was pregnant with me when she went to a Pink Floyd concert here at the shoe. I think it was in Columbia. Yeah, it was in Columbus. Yeah, I think it was one in 87. Yeah, it had to be 87. Yep. That's when you were born. That's when that's me. That's where she was. I think it was the summer of. Yeah, I was in was rock in there. Oh my God. Yeah, probably why I like their music. It's probably why you like to chill. Oh, you bitch. That's why I like to chill. Um, do you have anything written down? Yeah, something else. I have just weird shit that I wrote down. That's kind of bizarre. Okay. This is like an old, this is an old, uh, I think British term. I was looking up terms for being gay and what this one is funny pillow biter. Yeah. Have you heard of that? Yep. Oh, so that's not new to you. For me, it was, I was like, what? Is that like when you're like, you're going to take it? Your bottom. Yeah, you're bottoming your little just by the pillow all the time. It's like a little pillow biter. What? A little carpet muncher. Okay. Well, what do you've got? I've got something major that we need to talk about. Well, there's a couple of things, but I need to talk about this doctor. And then I think this guy's in Arkansas. Who was naked, drinking off on pizza. Yeah, I want to talk about that. Listen, I like exposure, but that was fucking cringe. No, it was cringe, like to imagine as a worker there being like, can you, my boss is walking around? I might suck his dick though. I probably would, but like not with those cameras on. I don't want it. No, did he not know those cameras were like, did they set them up? Like the employees put those in. I mean, I cannot. He was kind of someone else online was like, I they're like, it's too bad. I like his wide shoulders because I know literally like so many guys were like, I would all the gays are like, we'd suck them. I mean, and we would, we would. I mean, we probably welcome back. Stop. No, literally we would. Like I just, I just watched the door and coming out. You haven't watched the video though. I need to see the videos. I only saw like about a five second. I keep trying to find the on the hallway. Yeah, we got to find that looking for the unedited. You won't. Yeah, I'm going to look at it. I want to look at your dick. I want to see what you got, Doc. I bet it's good. It probably is. He's pretty thick. Um, but I just thought while he's standing there and he was getting pizza naked. There's a person sitting at the reception desk here, here and behind him. And he's just naked, just standing there. And then I apparently jerked off into the trash. Jerked off into the trash can and they watched. I'm like, I'm just confused. I'm just very confused. And I'm like, how long do this go on for? And like no one thought that was weird. No one thought like we should tell someone else. If I literally, if somebody like that did that, well, first of all, I guess it would just depend on the situation. Let's just be honest with the situation. Certain people probably could do that to me and I'd probably be like, oh, but also I would just join. Um, but the second thing is, is that I just think it is so weird that they're just like typing away and his dick is right there. And I'm just like, man, man, I'm like, this is so awkward. It's a no. Can you imagine like no, cause it's all my boss. Oh yeah. No, but if it were like a hot guy, right? Absolutely. Like if it was a hot, I would be like, yeah, did you want me to put anything else in the letter? What else did he want me to type? Do you want to want something in your mouth? God, I'm just so hungry right now. I'm thirsty for your calm. Like, like you want to order another pizza. Gays are the worst. If those were gays, it seemed to excite you. If there were gays that would have been on only fans, not on CNN. Right. I mean, we would not be reporting to anyone. We were We anyone. We'd be like, we're gonna make money. The Senate like the Senate guy. What was that? The Senate hearing room gay. Oh my God. The Senate bottom. Yeah. The Senate bottom. I loved that guy too. He fucked somebody in Congress and got recorded. That's amazing. He was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm looking back. I'm looking back. You're American hero. That's iconic. That's iconic. That is brat. Like that's actually brat. That's actually brat. Like I'm going to get fucked in the Senate, like on a table that people like do business. Oh, honey, you a hoe. You a fucking hoe. Talk hoe. performance anxiety. So you would not be up for your boss to stand in front of you and jerk off. That's what we're saying. My particular boss? No. Yeah, same. Okay. Definitely not my boss. Actually, I'd want to see it just to make fun of it. There's a There's a There's bosses though that, yeah. Like I would want to see it just to see it, obviously. And then I'd be like, oh, that's what I... Get that little thing away from me. That's what I figured to Pinky. Okay. Explain to your personality. There's my thumb. Yeah, like... But... Explain to your personality. I mean, it does. To be honest. To be honest, you're a little cunt. I don't know. That was not to anybody. That was just to anybody's bosses. Random boss. You do hate bosses though. But that's to anybody's bosses walking around naked jerking off and from that aren't hot. Right. And in front of people who aren't gay. And in front of women. Like to me that's trash. Women, yeah. That's the problem. You can drop in front of any guy and a woman. Actually, the straight guy could have... If there were men, I don't think... Bro, take it to your office. Like they wouldn't even care if you're walking around naked. I wonder why the straight guys are... They're like, They're like, They're like, out? Are straight guys like cringe? Is that what we're coming up with? Straight guys... Oh. But think about it. Like that is so fucking unhandled. Most of the things they do I am like... This is the same guy that's like, oh, drag queens and Trump and it's like... Everything they do I kind of look on with pity or I'm kind of like... It's embarrassing. It's sad. They want to be gay. Well, at Well, at having fun. Listen, they want to have our little hunting trip and it's like they just stayed in the tree. And like jerked off together up in the tree and stared at them. Try them. remember fun. Oh, we're trying to look for a deer. Let's all be quiet and sit around. Is that Is that is? Is really just gay activity with straight men maybe? Maybe we were cutting the code. No, they're like, it's time to go down to the fire and then just get a little drunk, get a little thirsty. Yeah, a little whiskey dick. Time to get warm by the fire. It's cold out. Yeah, it's a little bit over here. It's a little... It's a little... Yeah, my body's... You had a good hunt today, son. You know, whatever they say. Hey, Charles, you want to go fucking the tent? It's like, I'd be direct if I was hunting. I'd be like, listen, why are we even here? Like, what are we doing? Is this... When are we jerking off? Like, why are we wasting time? That wouldn't be fun though. Can I tell you something that happened to me that's really kind of weird? And I can't believe I want to say this out loud on the show. So I think I had like a prostate. Oh no. So I basically was cleansing my body to prepare for someone. Yeah, on Monday and it happened. What's Monday? Nothing, just Monday. I came home and said, let's go. I'm tired of hearing about it. Oh yeah, that's what I was like. But... So... I don't know how to explain this to the girls and the straight guys that listen, but basically you need to like... Sometimes you need to clean it out, right? You need to like make sure that the cavern... Yeah, the cavern has to be clean. It's got to be clean. So you do your thing. So I was doing that and then you kind of have to do it... Yeah, it's kind of gross. You have to do a check and then you have to... Yeah, okay. Yeah, so... Got a check and check. So you kind of almost like start getting things going a little bit too when you're doing... Like I'll check... Well yeah, because if you have a finger or two in there... Right, and you're figuring out okay, or you're spraying a bottle right on your prostate. Like okay, I started coming out of my deck like it was like milking my prostate. And this is not the first time... So were So were an orgasm or just coming? No, just straight compass dripping out and I was like what the... But it wasn't... It might have just been prosthetic juices. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, it wasn't actual semen. Yeah, it wasn't like the full... Right, because I was like you would have an orgasm. But it was like that's what they consider milking the prostate I guess, where it like... Oh yeah. So I'm thinking... You know when I have my... Yeah. You know how I pre-come a lot? Right, it's just milking prostate. I think a lot of it's... Yeah, most of it's juices from that area. Just run that milk. But I thought that was very... It's happened before but I forgot. But I was like... Did I? And then I was like... And then I was like really turned on too then after that. It was really weird. Oh wow. Yeah, so anyway, I don't know why I explain that to everyone but... Well what Well Saturday? You were like, oh I had to wake up early this morning and get fucked. Saturday. You were like joking about someone came over and... In the past recent few days I feel like... Saturday. Saturday. It wasn't Sunday so it must have been Saturday before we went out. I don't know what. What? Like I feel like we were at... Before we went to the show... You made a joke about like, well I had to wake up but... I don't remember. It's like someone played with you and Michael. Okay. I don't think so. In the past week even? No. Oh. That dries the bone. I am because guess what? I didn't even come. Well yeah, you didn't have milk. Didn't have milk. You were out of milk. You couldn't come without the milk. The way it's described as milk is... It's slightly me going to throw up but also like... It's kind of gross. It's kind of also... That whole thought of that I'm like, I wish I could come and nothing came out. Honestly, I was no mess. Let's go back to sixth grade. No mess. Did you ever ejaculate without ejaculating? I mean, like before your puberty? Before I could, yes. Before I could, yes. Because it would be like, and you're like, okay I'm done and then all of a sudden... Come started coming along. Oh, it was awful. You're like, what the fuck? Right, it was terrible. Now you have to have a clean up. I hate looking back. Puberty was a skip for me. Like it was awful. Fuck Mary Kilp, puberty college. All of a sudden body hair, like... It's not cute. You stink. You stink so bad. Your tits are hard and they hurt. Some of us get gunk and clomasty. Others just... I had fluid coming out of my left nipple once. Oh, wow. That was really puffy. Just hormones. The way The hormones go, it's just... Like they're like, sure, make some milk. It's like, what? I remember the big thing was, have you had a wet dream? Oh, yeah. It's like, why are you asking me that first of all, but second of all? Why are you asking of course and I remember it perfectly? Yeah, I remember thinking I was rubbing my dick on some guy's leg and then I went out. I was I someone's neck. So I was sitting around, he was carrying me. That's basically my... That was my gay awakening. That was when you were little with the military man. Speaking of prostate milking. You were like, oh... Oh, he was so hot. Oh, I want the navy on your neck to rub my prostate. But he was so like... Maybe that is where my gay awakening happened. Yeah. Where I was like, I like this. Because I was... You were rubbing this right on the strong. I remember actually had my jacket over his head. Like warming his head because he was kind of, I think he was a bald guy. It was like military, like... Oh, Bobby. I know. You were such a gay little boy. I probably was pretty coming all over that neck. You're diapers full of cum. Like, well, I'm seven, but all of a sudden I'm leaking ejaculate. At seven. And that's when I know. That is a young age. Very young, very stupid, very... It actually, as I get older, and I think this is what people do realize, but I look back at younger selves and younger people, like 18-year-olds right now. Y'all are dumb as fuck. Like y'all are dumb. It's dumb, yeah. They're dumb. 25-year-olds. Y'all are dumb. Still not. And now I'm starting to say 30. You're figuring it out, but you're still dumb. I know. I'm thinking of... Like my siblings are just turning 30. I'm like, these poor people. I know. You have so much to look not forward to. I know. Cause you're going to get to our age and be like, oh... Everything just starts declining. I did it wrong. We did it wrong, I think, personally. I wish I would be here. I wish I would go back to 18-years-old and be a slutty gay. I would have... I know. Just toss me around. I should have been a slut and I should have moved to a big city for college. Right away. Boom. Just to start it off. Like, started a big city. Get tired of it, then move to here and then be like, this is great. Right, because you're so tired of it. Cause I Cause here and I'm like, what's better? There's got to be something better. See, I started in Atlanta and it was a big city. Oh yeah, that's true. I just... I like the change of the small city. Yeah, but Atlanta too is like... Is it a different big city? It's a different type of big city. Well, it's spread out. It's not like a downtown... You can't just hop on a subway and be like... Oh, you can. Oh, really? It's not that hard. It's called Marta. Oh, so it's not that bad. No, they have Marta. It connects well. I didn't know it connected well. North, south and east. So like a lot of people use it and don't have cars. I always think of traffic. A lot of people use it, yeah. But there's a lot of traffic too. I mean... Both, yeah. Both, but... Well, there is New York too. I mean, New York, yeah. I don't want to go there. I love New York. Did Chicago have a master... Yeah, they do. Yeah, that's good. But it's like above the ground. This is weird. Elevated. That's fine. We need to do that here. But anyway... Yeah, we'd have to now. Make sure I have everything written down. Oh, I want to talk about the cabinet. The cabinet. Oh yeah. I did send an email, but let me see if I can... Yeah, I got it. I was like looking at the his pics and I'm sitting here thinking like... It's just... It's a bunch of reality stars. It's not a cabinet. It's a junk drawer. It's not even like... Good reality stars. Yeah, it's not even the A list stars. It's the D list. It's really bad. Like you have people who like... I just want you to read this because I'm not going to reading. Just like quick little... Mac Gates. He's... What is he running for? Attorney General. Yep. Even though, yeah, they won't release the ethics report, the House ethics report, which details his sex trafficking of children and the $10,000 payments he sent them on whatever. Then Moe. That's who... And the reason he did that is because by not being a member, they can't investigate him any further. So he resigned from the House to get promoted to Attorney General. So they... And then out, they're not going to release the report. Today the ethics committee like deadlocked on voting release to release it. And it's like fucking release it. And by the way, some hackers got ahold of the testimony for that. I saw that yesterday. I was like, time to release that. Time to fucking release the testimony. I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna Because there's a underage girl saying she watched her friend... Get raped. ...get raped, statutory raped by Mac Gates. So I want to see the testimony of the human services RFK Junior. Yeah, like this is terrible. This can't be real. Don't take away my fucking Coke Zero. Don't take away my Osempic or I'll fucking riot. He was talking about how that's not good for people. He wants to get rid of Osempic. He wants to get rid of it because it's helping people and it's actually helping humans, but not the complex. What is it called? The obesity industry. Yeah, no, just like money, like healthcare. Right. I mean... Right, because it is lowering... It's making people healthy. By you losing weight, you're not gonna be spending as much on healthcare overall. Or food. Or... From obesity-related illness. Right. Or food. Yeah. Right. So he's, I mean, and he's also anti-vaccine, which is just like... It's just bizarre. And also... He's using studies that are... I'm like, every time I hear him talk, I'm like, God, please spit it out. As a side note, I don't want to hear him talk. As a side note, as an ableist. It's a gradient a It's like, now. Yeah, it's like... Now, RFK now. I'm just gonna be like, you're gonna tell me about health, but your voice girl, what happened? Like, did you drink bleach? He had He had He stroke, or I don't even fucking know. Probably from drinking hybrid chromosome. Zinc, ivermectin, all these fake drugs. He's gonna be promoting them. Speaking of haunting. Education secretary, Linda McMahon. Yeah, this was announced today. No educational background or experience coming from a career in professional wrestling. And small business administration, whatever that means. I watched YouTube videos of her slapping people in the ring. And I'm just like... And her son slapping. And like... Education. Such as maps. I'm telling you it's coming. I just... These people... It's crazy. Oh yeah. Center for Medicaid and Medicare Services, Dr. Oz. Dr. Oz who sells supplements and unproven medical treatments on his show to pathetic people. I would just say pathetic people, because I don't know, like who's watching Dr. Oz anymore, or who watched it when it was on. The same people are watching The Magic Pillow Guy or whatever it is. Mike Huntell or what is it called? Mike Lindell. Like girl... My grandma has a picture with Mike Lindell. Like that just triggered a memory. You wanna talk about a fucking fall from grace. You went from being the My Pillow Guy to nothing bitch. He like bank... Yeah, like he's a mess. Say hi to Rudy for us. Mike Huckabee. Mike Hunt-to-be. Yeah. Yeah. That's ironic. I think Mike Huckabee is fucking Lindsey Graham. Like I think that's a... Do you think it's a thing? I think it's a couple. Well, and they're... It's a couple. They probably have... Like oh god. Oh my... Oh my... I mean have you seen his... Lindsey. Have you seen his daughter? We need to look at her near the test. That daughter... We need to test. That's a transgender daughter. Trans tester. I don't give a fuck. Like because... Yeah. Yeah, let's test her. Let's see him. That face That not giving female. Everyone starts showing their pussies and their penises because that's what's going to have to happen in order to be believed to go to the bathroom. That's what they've decided. Yep. And if they've decided that, we're starting with Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Huckabee Sanders, you're up. You're up. You're up bitch. Lift that skirt up honey. No, I don't want to see her. I don't want to see her dick. I don't want to see her dick. I don't want to see her balls either. That fat clit. You know it's like one of those. Yeah, it's disgusting. It's like probably... Sarah Huckabee Sanders pussy. The fattest pussy you've ever seen. I can't. Okay. I don't even know if I can keep going. Oh, this is another great one. For the director of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, who literally works for Russia. Like she's a Russian agent that has been proven. It's kind of... And she's in charge of the intelligence agency. Yeah, it's like... Great. Sure. Let's go ahead and... One of my favorites is coming up. Is it... Sean Duffy. Yeah. Sean Duffy. Transportation. TV star. He was on Real World Boston. Like what? Girl. I'm like, how? So we have a WWE entertainer and owner in Rich Billiard. TV star. Real World TV star, who was actually hot in the day and then I found out he was Republican and I was like, God. A Doctor TV star, Dr. Oz. Doctor TV star. Doctor TV star. That's your title. That's my title is I'm a Doctor TV star. Did you know that Dr. Phil is an old doctor? I just want to... I'm gonna get Bill, who is a Trump supporter by the way. Like obviously. Well, so does everybody at this point. Who was saying like that, you know, Kamala Harris is not qualified and got promoted by her boss and that's why she has a platform or something like... He said something like that when it's like, what did Oprah do with you bitch? What did Oprah do with you, Dr. Phil? Well, you and Dr. Oz. I think Oz was... Yeah, I think it was... She's really sown a lot of problems. She's actually had some... Yeah, she's found some talent that also withered. I think I think I just another billionaire. Like Oprah might actually not be on our side. Weird, that's weird. Weird. But keep the image. The image is... Oh, Mother Oprah. Sundries. Sundries. I got one. Go. I am so tired of Western wellness. Like the whole idea, the whole industry of wellness because they're like, these are things that are very important and everyone needs to be doing them. And this is how you lead a pure life and a good life. And then they're like, and the yoga class is $60 a session. And if you want to add hot yoga into that, the heating is another $20. So that session is more. And if you want a massage, it's minimum 200 for anything that's 60 minutes or more. Like I literally was looking at, this is what triggered it. I was looking for a massage and I'm like, anyone's so bad. Like this shoulder area is terrible. No, I'm No, It's $200, $220 with tax to get an 80 minute sports massage. 80 minutes, $220. And you're on the dice. You don't know. Like that. And I don't even know if it's going to be good. That's the problem is because I went once and I was like, she was like, oh, I hope it's not too deep. If it's too deep, let me know. And I was like, I can't feel you touching me. I was like, it feels like you're going like this. We need to put your whole body weight. She thought it was too much. So I knew she couldn't do enough. So I was like, that's fine. Oh no. She's scratching her back. $30. But yeah, like all of wellness, when I think about it, it's all like this. So these canned drinks that they have, they're like alcohol free, adaptogenic tea and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Each one of those is like $8. Like a four pack is $30 some. Scam. I'm like, this feels like a scam. We're all scammed. We're scammed. Oh, so the better for you soda that's probiotic, prebiotic, whatever the fuck, that is more expensive than the can of Coke. This is the problem. This is why people aren't buying it. This is why we're not well apparently, according to your definition. This is why we're on nozempia. I can't do therapy because it's $200 a session. That right there. So I can't go to therapy. People are get therapy. Men just need therapy. I'm like, do you know how much therapy costs? We can't get well in this country because we don't have good health insurance. Nothing is covered. So sorry. I don't know what to say. Yeah. I mean, I hear you. I'm just tired of the wellness industry. It's a complex. I think it's all out for profit. It's not actually for our wellness. There I said it. I actually kind of like that. I think it's like everything else in America. I'm like, I think it's a scam. They're like, if you just do yoga, if you come to our, and if you buy six classes, we'll give you a 10% discount. Oh, I have to, we have blood work and I have to go, I did a do three sessions with, and I had the best blood work of my life at this point. Right. I was, because of my mental health that I wrote down on there, because I was like, yeah, I'm a little depressed sometimes. Yeah, I was being honest. I'll never do that again. Right. You're just being not right. It's not worth it. I had to do a fucking coaching session, three of them in order to get my full benefits for health. Oh yeah. Via email, she'd be like, tell me what's something that you can, and I'm like, I'm sorry, like why am I having to do this? Why am I doing this? Why? Yeah, like no coaching. I don't need coaching. Yeah, coach just to get the full benefit. So they, they want you. Yeah, yeah. Everything is out to get you and trap you, including everything you're hearing on TV right now, including the person that's about to be in the White House. Right. It's just, it's all a scam. We are being scammed left and right. So like the other example of a scam that this is another sundry. Luscombe. So someone opened up like two or three credit cards in my name at the end of September. And so I got like alerted by like Nordstrom was like, thanks for your purchase. And it was the two jackets. I was like, this is not, why would I buy two of the exact same Canada Goose jackets that are $1,000 each by the way. And then it was like a $2,600 computer at Best Buy. And I was like, what? Like I didn't buy a fucking custom laptop at Best Buy. So I got something in the mail yesterday, which was like, hey, you need to submit all these forms. And if we don't get everything, including the police report back within 10 days, we're going to close this fraud claim. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? If you don't get it within 10 days, like, well, I'll tell you what you won't be getting. You won't be getting my payment because I didn't buy this shit. So I got called today, but they're like, we're just missing if someone like really nicely like, with a Southern accent, like missing out on your $80 month payment. And I would be happy to go ahead and put over the checking. I can take checking over the phone and get that payment in real quick. And I was like, what are you talking about? I said, first of all, what do you mean you don't have notes that this is a fraudulent account? I've called you guys three times. I've called Experian. I've called TransUnion. I've called all the credit agencies to let them know this is fraudulent. You guys got notified by them that it's fraudulent and I talked to you guys before. So and I got a letter in the mail from you yesterday. So what do you mean you don't have notes that this is a fraudulent account? She was telling me, I said, but you guys mailed me something I got yesterday saying, here's what I do to, she's like, oh, well, let me just send you over someone in security. And so I talked to someone in security. And actually though, this person who sounded like they were from India, just closed the account over the phone by me telling them, no, I didn't buy this. And here's my social security number. No, I didn't buy that. And then she was like, let me close the account. I'm like, so I don't need to do all that shit that's in the letter you sent yesterday that says like, I'm just like, what the fuck? I'm so over all of it is a scam. So what I realized is we could just open accounts in other people's names. Because I think you just go online and buy a bunch of like stolen data, like fraudulent data on anyone. Yeah, just Yeah, just dark web. Yeah. And then you use that to open up accounts and just buy what you want quickly. And then run, run and take whatever you got. Take, take, take. That's all you do in this country. Take, take, take. Someone, someone got two coats delivered that are worth a thousand each. Someone got a custom laptop. Someone out there. Well, I have a similar summary. All right, what's your honest with you? So I wrote the Better Business Bureau over my, did I talk about this already on the show? I don't know. The bug, the bug people who have a lien on my house. Oh, I'm sorry. No. Oh, no, you didn't tell me. Okay. So April comes along and we get an email from the bug company. Like what was he saying? Hey, we're going to be out there in two days. So I responded and said, Hey, please. Or I said, please skip. Yeah. Clear. No response, but okay, please skip. Whatever. I think I was actually like not here for some reason. I don't want you couldn't have them. So we lock our gates. Okay. So the only access that anybody would ever have would be the front, which is very small, very minimal. Not really crazy up there. We had a guy show up and he left us a note that said like, Hey, wasn't able to do most of the work. Right. You know, You it, did it, did it, did I said skip? Right. Because it was locked because we told you to skip. Okay. So I get the bill four days later. This is still in April. Like, I mean, I see it online right away and I go four days later. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, this is the full price. I was like, Hey, I'm not paying for this because you didn't do anything because I had my doors locked and you didn't, you're charging me for the same rate. And you said skip. And I said, I said, don't come at all. Well, let me see the email that says that. Okay. Here it is. Boom. Senator didn't hear anything. Thought, okay, I guess it's resolved them this point. I said, from here on out, please cancel our service. August comes around. Hey, we're going to be out there in two days for your sir. No, what the fuck? So I wrote them then and said, no, cancel our services. Did it. Oh, sorry to see you go. I already did this. Okay. I did I in April. Roll around to now October. And I get a letter from the city of Columbus that I have a lien on my house from my name because I didn't pay the $179 bug bill that was proven that they didn't do anything here. Right. The full price that they ignored for so long and then claim they're sending me all this information, all this stuff. So I'm talking to Trixie. Yeah, that's so let's go ahead and tell, we know how they sound. They're they living. I mean, right? Mm hmm. So Trixie's like, I'm a new bookkeeper here. Can you just show me all the emails and all the stuff? I'm like, yeah, fine here. Like I just wanted to get it solved regardless. Yeah. If it's me and I'm that business, I'm going to say, same. Hey, like we did have a person go out there and you know, we, oh, because Eric Seuss was, well, that was an email address that doesn't reply or it's an outbox only. I said, I think that's funny because I've been replied to from that after I replied. Like, so. Right. So it's not. So it's not second of all. So you've answered me from that box. So now literally, and I'm like, okay, so, so then they were like, well, we will, we'll give you two or $250. We'll take $250 because now it's 300 and something dollars because of the lean. If you just pay us that, then whatever, I'm sitting thinking to myself, this is where the fraud thing comes in. I'm like, so you could literally just go to somebody's house and say, up, we've had scheduled and well, we're going to put a lien on your house. This, they did this to my trainer. They've done this to my trainer as well. They said they came out, they said they came out and did all this yard, your yard, spraying and stuff. He said, I told you guys to stop four months ago and he had the email and he had the phone call and he was like, here it is the email saying stop coming out. And you said, yes. And then they came and they just were like, we haven't gotten your payment right past three months. And then all of a sudden you're in credit. It's fraud. It's fucking fraud. All these companies are doing fraud. Yeah. So then I was like, listen, this isn't going to work for me. Like I'm not doing $250. I said, I feel like we can come to a different conclusion. I said, however, if this isn't resolved soon, I'm going to get C legal counsel. Well, then I didn't hear anything back. So I was like, okay, fuck you. So then I was like, well, I'm going to write the better business bureau. So wrote them, had all my documents lined up. So they basically what the better business bureau does. I hate that too many times because I'm choking on my words. But they're like rate businesses. They're like the middle man for a business and a consumer to where the consumer can complain on a business, but it's like almost verified because the company has 14 days to respond to the complaint and it goes through the better business bureau. So I got an email exactly two days ago that said, your thing's been replied to by the customer. I go to read it. Customer was, was male bill multiple times. You were wrong email address and something else. And then said, Annie's also chosen to seek counsel. So this will be, this will be handled in the courts. Okay. So I'm like, okay, well, just cause I'm seeking counsel doesn't mean I'm taking you to court. First of all, as a human and as just like a normal business person, you would think you'd be like, listen, we understand, you know, I've obviously it's been a hassle now at this point and you had to put money down or whatever. If you, if they can do it and said, okay, well, we'll just, what about 50 bucks just because the guy came out and it was a miscommunication. If they would have said from the start, I would have fucking paid it and we'd be over. This would not even be happening. Right. But the fact that I've fought it from the very start too. So I have all this information so that you can either accept or reject it. And I rejected it and I wrote, here's why this is a closed case. This is open shut. Like what do you, but it scares me because then I think to myself, how many people have they done this to? Oh yeah, exactly. No, they, they do that. They prey on people who don't, who are like fine. I'll pay you to pay because they're scared they're going to lose their, their lives because they're trying to take advantage of people who are uneducated and poor. You can't You can't lawyer. Who can't afford to seek legal counsel. Let me tell you something. I pay $7. It's paycheck for legal counsel. Oh yeah, exactly. So I will be going to my lawyer. Yeah, you should. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to go and say, Hey, this is what's happening. Here's all my data. They can write him a letter that's nasty as fuck. And I honestly, at this point, I think I might just sue him because you should damages like this is from April where I, it was very, they made it seem like I was going to sell your house the past few years because you had lean a fast right literally. No, they literally had affected the value of your home and everything else. Yeah. So I would sue them for the rest of it. I don't know. I'm like $20,000, bitch, at least. Yeah. Um, for damages because I've also, this is stressing me out. Like it's like, I don't want to go do this shit. I don't want to get a fucking lawyer. I felt getting that thing in the mail yesterday. I was like, I don't need to do something within 10 days. Yeah. I didn't even do it right at the beginning. You didn't even do anything wrong. Me. You didn't do anything wrong. You said skip. They came anyways. That's on them. That's on them. That's on them. But a judge would say that immediately. A judge would be like, so that your client told you to skip and then wanted to close. But instead you sent someone out and they what, sprayed 10 feet in the front of the fucking house and then left and then you charge me full price. No, like. And I address it from the start. It wasn't like I was like, they act like we were this like fraudulent, like we sent multiple bills. Oh, he's not paying for it. You emailed them and said, Hey, right. We didn't want people come here and close our. Period. Close it. But case closed. Nobody really, I mean, that was it. I didn't hear from him for a while. Uh, so I wrote back a little nasty email, but then I, I was like, okay, so can you prove that I received this mail? Was it certified? Exactly. That's the first thing I'm saying. And they can't. So then that's case closed, bitch. It is another case. Yeah. If you don't send it by certified mail, you sent me in court. It doesn't count. Oh no. Yeah. It doesn't. No, I learned that because Matt taught me that with his disability stuff. He was like, no, everything has to be certified. And when he sent stuff to them with doctor's records and everything, he sent it certified to the company. So they couldn't be like, we never, we never saw your doctor said you can't work. Yeah. Exactly. So they didn't send certified mail. It's all lie. So you're lying. And honestly, you are lying. Here's the kicker. So then I get home that same day that I wrote the fucking Better reasons for a, I have a bill in my mail from them from April for $178. And then I think to myself, and I see the date was three days ago. Yeah, you're like, I think to myself, so are you trying to pull a fast one now saying like you're sending a mail? Remember how it was 300 when you're on the phone with Trixie? Right. So if I pay this, would it be 180? See, it's all fake. It's like, guess what? I'm not selling my house and the Satua limitations is six years. Right. So first of all, good luck getting the money. Second of all, when I do want to sell, I'll fucking pay it. You can actually put it in a bond, I guess, apparently, and then they would have to go get it. So it won't be easy for them. So okay. So I'm not worried about your dumb bullshit. I'm looking at you. But what I am worried about is the American people. I love that. I am though. How scary though? No, most people scammed everywhere, scammed into paying it because they feel like, Oh God, lean sounds scary. Everything's a scam. I got to get rid of this. Everything's a scam. Yeah. This was a scammy episode. From sales, scammy sales to scam government scammy doctors scam government. It's so funny. It's like, Oh, okay. I can't wait for all the costs. I'm giving a chance. I'm giving a chance. Everything will probably cost more. Oh, I know. That's a funny thing. Oh, it's gonna be. Everything is made in China for a reason, guys. But we don't have any more trans people running the straights. It's like, it's like there's three of them. Literally all three. And honestly, all the trans people I know are so fun. So I don't know who the fuck you're thinking. Like, I don't know what the fuck you're thinking. So it's embarrassing. Why don't you worry about your own private parts? Okay. And this has been another episode. I don't have it heard from Thatcher. So I'm assuming the worst. And I know I would do that. Her drugs are bad drugs are bad. Six and four seven two one five three six. He knows that he might have called. I hadn't checked the messages. You better check because it's so relaxed. I know we're so stressed. And yeah, enjoy your week. Goodbye. Bye. I mean, I just feel like that's the way you end up. Yeah, that's perfect. The Arbyne's everything is a scam. It is. It's like the war.