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Is Cialis A Sleeping Pill? (Death Comedy, Feeling unlovable & being in a gay neighborhood)

Is Cialis A Sleeping Pill? (Death Comedy, Feeling unlovable & being in a gay neighborhood)

In this weeks episode of She's Not Doing So Well, the boys started off wanting to have the episode be about gayborhoods. We found out that gayborhoods are great but its sort of hard to talk about. Some things we talk about are being unlovable and in the friend zone (thanks to our texter this week), Straight boys are kissing for fun, we are the #1 Gay Death Comedy, Would someone judge your life if you died suddenly and just good gay comedy really.  We hope you have a great holiday season and have a gay ole time.

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Transcript
Bobby:

Welcome to She's Not Doing So Well Comedy podcast featuring Bobby I don't want to be viral I want to be inspirational and life changing because listen I'm at GE

Jim:

gym at the top What can I say? Finally he's just like you can unfollow me if you don't like my body the MS

The Miz:

oh my god Tell me all about a new york right but you like it mushroom shaped

Bobby:

hello everybody welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well I'm Bobby I'm Jim.

The Miz:

I'm the mez

Bobby:

I feel like that's actually legit starting to become something. Wait,

The Miz:

I really forgot that I had to introduce myself like a big last time you're like, I'm like I'm like, the last time I was sober, which is a huge drag for everyone. I don't know why the fuck I decided again. I had to do that. That was bad.

Bobby:

It was on a Monday night. That's

The Miz:

why Yeah, I was not fun. I have to say, Oh, I

Bobby:

thought you were very good. Very serious, but like,

The Miz:

Huh, I'm really curious to know what people's reactions were to that episode. Do we have any feedback? back what was the negative feedback? He got a feedback from someone that we know how much of the universe tell Jim

Bobby:

I'm just shaking my head to everything he's saying.

Unknown:

Why?

Bobby:

Yeah,

The Miz:

I'm surprised by that. Frankly. I know I'm really like I thought Jim was being the most PC out of any way No,

Bobby:

but maybe he was being too

Jim:

so I was being a bitch

The Miz:

well you're being too PC that specifically about the death penalty or was it about any other topics discussed?

Bobby:

No, the death penalty.

The Miz:

Okay. I'm shocked I'm honestly shocked.

Bobby:

I am actually to

Jim:

write but uh, people want to kill

The Miz:

I got I got so I think we both

Bobby:

know there needs to be reformed though. That was the big everybody's like, yeah, there needs to be a farm. But a lot of people did comment just like how

Jim:

we got to figure out a way to kill these people the right way.

The Miz:

That's exactly right.

Jim:

We need reform when you were a farm like you need to reform this barbaric practice of killing people.

Bobby:

It is pretty bad but I'm glad we're moving on from me reforming It

The Miz:

is my PC version. Yeah. Oh,

Bobby:

yeah. That's your sober version.

The Miz:

My sober calculated written out stance on it. Yeah, I

Bobby:

know. I knew you're reading the fucking screen.

Jim:

Band if you had been drunk. We were

The Miz:

talking about how I got banned again from Twitter last night. Yeah,

Bobby:

that's on your meds was miserable though. I feel like save it.

The Miz:

Save it. Save it. So what are you gonna say?

Jim:

So tonight with him is miserable.

Bobby:

Yeah, this episode we're gonna talk about the gaber hoods. I can't pull Mrs. Moving. So I want to talk about moving process.

The Miz:

I feel like such a dumb bitch. I feel like I've been moving for like, not nine days. Now. Everyone's like, Oh, my everything. I was a new partner like now now. came on. I'm still here.

Bobby:

It's his studio still

Jim:

here down in Chelsea.

The Miz:

He's not in Chelsea. Okay.

Unknown:

He's on the Hudson, old old guy I'm

The Miz:

in. Yeah.

Jim:

He's like, I live on Roosevelt Island star.

The Miz:

I live right next to another island. Yes. Yes.

Jim:

I looked it up was right. Where you live. Okay. Wow. And I know how to get there in a car too.

The Miz:

That's fucking so you must know that. I don't live on Roosevelt Island because you cannot get there via vehicle.

Jim:

Oh, it's just the hanging thing. But try the hanging fail. Yeah, you hang on a train. And then you go in the air and land. Yes. A train.

The Miz:

Yes.

Jim:

You need to Google that. No,

Unknown:

I'm not doing this.

Jim:

Bobby doesn't.

The Miz:

Okay. Once you come we'll never forget and draw the violin because all that far away.

Bobby:

Yeah, that's true. We'll be on the

The Miz:

Middle West Side. Maybe

Bobby:

what sides better?

The Miz:

What's other way better? All the gayborhood on the one side?

Jim:

What is a gayborhood?

The Miz:

I don't know what the definition of a gayborhood per se. I just think it's where like a lot of same sex couples take residence and get an LGBTQ plus business owners like seek haven in

Bobby:

and it's usually started because it's being generous, like law reform that were formed. gentrified. Yeah, literally, though, being reformed. Yeah. Like No offense, like, but every neighborhood started out as like a really poor, very violent area. And these mansions would go for, like $100 and now they can sell for a million. It's like insane, but that's what it seems like the gays have done. I'm sorry. Why are you laughing at me?

The Miz:

I'm not. You literally are dialing in as khakis with just cackling in the cat

Jim:

in the khaki khaki and in the cat. Hi,

The Miz:

I'm Shannon. I'm hackling in the gakki Listen,

Jim:

I have something to say right gentrification.

Bobby:

Yeah, like I think we'll talk about that I really want to just move on to something that I want to talk about.

Unknown:

You're the one who brought this topic up. I didn't know about it later. You're like, gayborhood No,

Bobby:

but I have something. I wrote down a little list of things. And there's something that came up this week.

Jim:

The Pineapple Express, right, please,

The Miz:

please share, Bobby.

Bobby:

Okay, so I was talking to neighbor Jackie, which she's giving us a lot of like this. She's one that started this whole death penalty thing. So I was talking to her and she said something else you should talk about. And here I'm gonna just present the question. Okay. If you die today and your family came to clean, would they think different of you? So meaning you die today and your your family has to come clean up your apartment? Not the one that you're in. Currently, you're Oh, yeah,

Jim:

Mike, this is a weird time because it's time for you to have a dad coming to clean up his apartment.

Bobby:

Right? Oh, my God. He's, he's had all

Jim:

the hoppers. The poppers. Yes.

The Miz:

Honestly, like, I don't think they'd think any different. I mean, I feel like I've done like, stand up in front of them. That's very like raunchy so I don't think they'd be like that like but the like the 10 Surefire just to see like a bunch of butt plugs on my floor like i don't i don't think they're really gonna like I did. I did hide my like do shirt. I already passed that.

Jim:

Oh, you screw on to the shower. Like

The Miz:

no, like one of those like Turkey base. Yes. That you like, Oh, your whole

Jim:

people use reusables

Bobby:

Oh, yeah, honey. Oh, yeah,

Jim:

he just bought.

Bobby:

I mean, I buy disposables, but people do use the.

Jim:

But I've seen this one that attaches to the shower. Yeah, it's like professional. I've heard of that, too. That's like real pride. I'll

The Miz:

have sex. But that's my thing. Is

Bobby:

you coming out and in a shower? Yeah.

Jim:

So it's going down? Like not flush. Just into the

Unknown:

shower. Hmm.

Jim:

Then you take a bath and like a little bit comes back? Well, that's

Bobby:

what I'm wondering. I'm like, how are you? Cleaning your asshole out in the bathtub? I just can't. Like, it doesn't work for me. I don't get it. Because what if you have like a real Lincoln log that needs to come out? You know what I mean?

Unknown:

Like? Yeah,

Bobby:

well, right when you're in the tub because you have this attachment

The Miz:

to probably use the bathroom and shit before I start. dushane

Jim:

No, but no, but sometimes.

The Miz:

I'll take your word for it. Perfect.

Bobby:

If you talk I'll take care. never know what's gonna happen.

The Miz:

Guys, I started to shoot and then I had a whole foot long shit come out of my house like

Jim:

literally Bobby ran

The Miz:

a footlong meatball marinara came flying out of my asshole when I do you little

Bobby:

meatball want to see my fucking meatballs. Jim, what about you? Would you be

Jim:

I would be if I weren't dead. I would be petrified, like horrified.

Bobby:

What would they find? That would be so horrifying

Jim:

journals I had for like undergrad, just to remind me of how I felt and like reading them is just sad and pathetic. So that's so traumatizing.

Bobby:

But you still have them and you read them. But I still have them. Okay, fully, but that's okay. That's your

Jim:

but the little like the plugin, like the plug thing that vibrates? That thing would be? That would be bad. You'd be embarrassed, we'd be embarrassed.

Bobby:

I actually was thinking about this and I

Jim:

don't you don't have anything. Oh,

Bobby:

they don't surprise I smoke sounds of weed.

Jim:

That's what I think they're like, Oh

The Miz:

Ha,

Bobby:

my dad be like I knew it. I fucking knew it. My mom would be like, you're just like your father. So that would be like the worst of it. I think they would I don't even have like, they'd be like, oh, there's Lou. But I mean, I think everybody has lube in their life. Oh, that's not true. That's not uncommon though. To have lube. No. As an adult, human don't have lube. Oh, well, that's weird gays do so to straights? Ha, ha. Interesting

The Miz:

really makes you think

Jim:

well, we

Bobby:

can get that wet as Plessy we've all learned something today.

Jim:

I thought it was a natural lubricator. But turns out it's not.

Bobby:

Okay. So I also want to continue with this question, though, because there was a part to them.

Jim:

Oh, part de,

Bobby:

here's part two, would someone be surprised by something they find out you did? Or have after you die? So like, you know, if you have a collection of baseball cards, they'd be like, what the fuck? I don't know. Or you donate to this charity or 20% of your unit? I mean, like something good, which I'm naming things that I just definitely don't have or do. You're looking around. Like, I always try to get a reference for these mid moves. I

The Miz:

don't like to separate. Like I mean, I don't know

Bobby:

whether it's something that like if if they could read your emails or like they could see what you've donated to or do you don't I mean, like would they be like wow, that's actually surprising that he donated to like XYZ or I don't that's that's the one thing that I think comes up as a donation thing. I don't know why.

The Miz:

Um, I think they might be surprised as to like the level of pornography their watch. I mean, that might be like a little bit of a shocker to them. Just because I feel like my phone is flooded with it.

Jim:

But right tell us a good like Twitter page to follow or like Or whatever

The Miz:

I don't look out for on Twitter but

Jim:

oh my god, it's really good you should I straight Bros.

The Miz:

I do follow straight bro. I don't like sit down and jack off to it.

Bobby:

Oh, well I just look for fun but I don't

The Miz:

check off either to it I use I just go look for porn, you know?

Bobby:

Yeah, I have to get a car.

The Miz:

I'm surprised by some of the work emails I send. I feel like that might be something that would take them aback.

Jim:

Like you're too nice and then

Bobby:

No, he's the one that says please advise

The Miz:

no like the opposite. They're probably like, oh, like we didn't raise him like please advise but

Jim:

whatever. Um, have you been scarred by a please advise Oh, no, I

Bobby:

please advise people all the fucking time. Please advise.

The Miz:

re thanks, advise.

Jim:

Ooh, what is that mean? I've never gotten one please

The Miz:

advise. Please let me know you. Want me to do you? Yeah, it's code though.

Bobby:

It's code for like, get your shit together and let me know what you need. It's usually

The Miz:

like in the context of like a follow up like hey, I just wanted to check last week and I haven't heard back so like fucking advise. Please let me know what the fuck is going on as well. Please advise me you want you've done con like that's what I mean. It's true as you troll their boss on cc that they can fucking

Bobby:

cc that shit or BC shady badge if you want to be your a

Jim:

show. Love be

The Miz:

my thing is IC. cc because I want them to know that I'm putting them on blast. Yeah, I know my gap. Your boss is being dragged into this now because you couldn't fucking do what I asked. I

Bobby:

said so annoying, though. There's like so many people in the world that literally don't know what to do. Right? They said they're like, Oh

The Miz:

my god, here don't come work here. Can't do listen, Carol. Get out. Carol. Listen. If you don't want to be here on black Carl, fuck out.

Bobby:

It's true. Wow, this is brought up. I mean, we're so you guys

Jim:

have been traumatized by our advice. He's fucking advice.

Bobby:

That could be that could be like a TV show. Please advise.

Jim:

You thought your old boss and it's the office. But

Bobby:

yeah, hey, just following up on this. Hello. Everything's great. That means being really nice right now,

The Miz:

but I'm really being content, right? It's like Happy Friday Where the fuck is

Unknown:

happy? Fine.

Bobby:

Please advise on where these

The Miz:

paperwork is. My favorite is like when I set a deadline and people still don't do it. It's like if you have not already submitted please explain why you have not. And then Oh, wow. Copying their managers.

Bobby:

I think people would be surprised for me if if I died in a positive thing. Which he

The Miz:

and I don't a single positive thing.

Bobby:

No, I was like, I'm snow. I think it'd be really surprised that stuff I'm interested in like, just in general. Like people who really don't know me that well. Like I play flight simulator. Yeah. Cricket, crickets crickets, or I love NHL hockey, and I play like PlayStation hockey all the time. What? There's just things that people would be like, oh, wow, I

The Miz:

didn't really know. That's exactly my reaction right now to you playing flight simulator. What is that?

Bobby:

It's so fun I find in New York all the time. Basically, it's just like virtual reality flying commercial airplanes. You fly them and you just like land. kind of boring.

The Miz:

Sounds riveting. No, it's fun.

Bobby:

I I'm a very creative person. I think ever since I was little I've always been creative. So like, flights mentored me I'm like, ready for takeoff? This is your captain speaking. I'm not I don't really say it out loud. But in my head. I'm like playing a little game. Does that make sense? It sure

The Miz:

you know what fuck off?

Jim:

It does mean you know what it you know why go ahead Sure.

Bobby:

There's gonna be somebody that's gonna relate to that. I

The Miz:

mean, you die I'm gonna stand up at the altar be like I think what I loved most about him was I never had the simulator experience.

Jim:

He had a lot of listen very, very

The Miz:

beautiful about Bobby such as he

Jim:

was really like,

Bobby:

Listen, I could land the plane. I'm just saying he was

Jim:

really good at video. simulator and hockey.

The Miz:

He always

Bobby:

dabbled in every single thing. He

Unknown:

liked video games.

Bobby:

He liked videos. He liked photography lover of

The Miz:

diversity videos video games.

Jim:

He really liked ordering mommy made

Bobby:

dog cookies and he's a baker now to like a mass. It's a full body.

The Miz:

He's perhaps best known for his baking Yeah, that's

Bobby:

a weird question though. Cuz we were sitting the backyard me and Jackie were like, I don't know what I'd be. I would not be embarrassed or like nervous about anything. I would be like what though? Like that you're hiding something major. Yes. Oh, I don't hide though. That's Well, I guess it makes sense. You're a little unicorn.

Jim:

Oh, wow. Well, this con. Shari, we're not allowed to say that. We're

Bobby:

FCC rules. Honey.

Jim:

We're not allowed to say that word outside the UK. Sorry.

The Miz:

The FCC. Yeah, no, nothing. Nothing that would surprise anyone. I I have to say. We're kind

Bobby:

of boring. I feel like that's a boring thing. But

The Miz:

yeah.

Bobby:

You're like, Well, no. thing was really significant or mad or everything was just kind of blahs he wore that same Penn State jersey every day and Bobby just kept eating right right in Jim. Jim he wore plaid today more

The Miz:

plan which is most shocking thing that I like

Bobby:

he looks like honestly, I love it. I think it's cute. It looks dad though.

Jim:

I am a dad. I must step two

Bobby:

RSM.

Jim:

Oh, I thought you knew that. Yeah, I'm done. Yeah, you married.

The Miz:

You're married? No, he's

Bobby:

not married. So we've been talking about this is a pocket started getting married few years. June 2026.

The Miz:

Wait, so you're engaged? That's right. Okay. I've

Bobby:

been on a long and where's our pre wedding invites?

Unknown:

Like, are

Bobby:

we like on the spread? or Why are you Wow, where's our save the date magnets?

Jim:

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Bobby:

Oh, you better believe your I can't wait to see your pictures. I know. You're gonna be so dramatic. I cannot wait like

Jim:

I'm gonna be wearing the boiler up hope. Oh, yeah,

Bobby:

that's what you got to go all the way Honey. Yeah,

The Miz:

I can't. Step dad so you like kit? Yeah,

Jim:

fully. Well, yeah, he's 15 and a half. He's great. He's awesome. Yeah, he's actually like a good kid. He's a good kid. And he's taught he's, he's taught me a lot. He's been on the episode before. Yeah, he

Bobby:

actually like we find out most of our Gen Z shit from from him.

Jim:

Like he tells me things through jell

Bobby:

o Okay, Jim's like well, I heard which there is something I need to talk about.

Jim:

Omegle

Bobby:

that but also just the fact that straight boys are kissing each other for fun. Yeah, and it's not a joke. And while it's cute to them, and like everybody's like, oh, like it's so like all the girls like oh my god, but gay people died for kissing each other. Do you know what I mean? And then I'll straight guys like oh, it's cute and funny and talk.

Jim:

I think gay kids are still bullied in school and it's like oh, that's funny. Haha Miss doesn't care misses like are you there? Is she there is kiss

The Miz:

No, I don't care. I think it's a good point. That mean straight in the mic. He's been like straight guys can do it and put on social media and get a laugh get a reaction but people do it out of real emotions and still kind of taboo, which is like love

Bobby:

is love. And here we are seeing the fucking Macklemore song and their love and love is love. And then all of a sudden now these

The Miz:

guys are like, oh my god I hate so much.

Bobby:

But right that's I'm saying like, Oh my god, they're straight or gay people two people kissing on the same sex and now they're doing it for fun. The children right now it's like oh look at these two straight bros that are already gonna

Jim:

tell the children

The Miz:

my family gonna survive you guys kissing like I don't know. Frankly. I don't give a fuck if your family survives my if my kissing other guy kills you in your family. Great. Good.

Bobby:

What is that song? I just need to know.

The Miz:

And he's like in third grade I thought that I was gay cuz I could

Jim:

have kept my room straight and I like to draw heart.

The Miz:

Yeah, that's able to draw made you gay. You're a fucking queer I can't fucking draw was a god. I can't either. Macklemore one rap album. For Kendrick Lamar is like

Jim:

when Kendrick Lamar didn't get like the Pulitzer Prize that year, it was just like, Oh, I don't know. That's a little better than what the MTV Music Choice Award.

Bobby:

Man,

The Miz:

you got the popcorn Balkan Macklemore winning rap album. It's like me winning like literary prize like it's

Bobby:

Oh, I was gonna say stand up competition but

The Miz:

didn't win cuz he didn't. Oh, yeah, it's almost like it's almost just kidding. You know, I'm

Bobby:

your biggest fan.

The Miz:

Oh my god. Like, nevermind. Oh, this

Jim:

has been on carousel page.

Bobby:

Yo, are you ready for miserable mess? I think we're ready.

The Miz:

Hello, and welcome. I

Bobby:

just want to play that.

The Miz:

We received not a audio call or text message this week. It was real I I do happen to know this individual via social media network. We got to open this up. Um, I don't I've never met this person. But he's great. He's lovely. But his his gripe this week is about is about kind of being what you'd call I guess like unlovable or not being capable of like finding a relationship or continuously being friend zoned which I think a lot of people can relate to first a lot or I'm definitely I don't feel like I get friendzone per se but I your friend zone. Yeah, I'm a big friends owner. So I can tell if we understand why like you fucking like let's be friends. Well, I fucking don't we don't speak.

Jim:

Well, our trip to New York is gonna be Yeah, that's gonna be a Were Ye, it's gonna be a weird trip.

Bobby:

That's why he doesn't want any new stuff. And I'm fat

The Miz:

thing. Well, I

Bobby:

don't know.

The Miz:

But so I guess I'll read some excerpts from this correspondence or white, you're white, you can get the fuck out of my apartment.

Bobby:

Yeah, like.

The Miz:

So he said, I'm fairly certain that I'm an inherently romantically unlovable individual. And I find solace only in the acceptance of the platonic life I'm surrounded by which is a loaded,

Bobby:

that's very loaded statement,

The Miz:

very loaded.

Bobby:

So it's like, why are you unlovable one hand,

The Miz:

it seems that he is absolutely a romantic, like almost like a hopeless romantic as people like to use that term. And then unlovable is a whole separate issue. And then the platonic life kind of gives indications that he's consistently friendzone. So, I mean, I don't I have experience in I guess, being on everybody feels

Bobby:

that way at some.

The Miz:

I'm not like really romantic, though. So I don't really understand that point. But do you feel like you're unlovable?

Bobby:

You've said that Yeah, I'm

The Miz:

gonna be single forever. Yeah, yeah. So I get that point. I definitely get that point. For sure. So this, okay, so like, that's pretty mess. I mean, you're sitting out here, that's pretty much you're looking, you're continuously being brought from the tear. You want to be to a different tier, yet. It's all you crave. So what the fuck do you do with your life?

Jim:

What you do is you change what you crave. And then you will

The Miz:

exist. I'm completely with you on you know,

Jim:

like me, like, okay, so you keep getting friendzone like, maybe stop trying. Maybe stop trying so hard. Just focus on your own life and you'll be happy.

The Miz:

I have to agree. Mike so

Bobby:

much.

Jim:

I mean, you know, I mean, I'm like, I get in but Oh, mine. Yeah. I'm sorry. I just changed positions for you and your entire fucking life another

The Miz:

act. Another excerpt is? Perhaps I'm hypothetically not meant to experience certain things in life. And I totally relate to that isn't something Yeah, that's kind of feel that are not in the cards for you. So what do you do with something that you really, really want? And I and I understand the point of trying to like, read a file, hammering it, hammering it. I don't know. I don't really know why pound that nail into the table. I feel like all you like my advice would be surround me miserable.

Bobby:

Here's an idea. Okay, I'm gonna speak real quick and mess, but I'm gonna speak fake. I think what happens is when you finally stop looking for what you think you want, you find what you want without even knowing you found. And by that I mean, excuse me, don't be laughing at me, Jim. But it's true. Because the minute you stop caring, the minute you stop being like I'm unlovable, that means you still care. The minute you go dead, and you're like, fuck it, I can be alone, like, I'm good. Is the minute so it'll then fuck those plans up because you're finally set and you're ready to go. Like, I'm gonna be alone. I'm gonna have my own, like life and then all of a sudden,

The Miz:

you continue on with the rest of your life? Well, I'd be like, you know what, I don't need to hold on. I'm done trying and then I'm gonna walk around with like my falling off until I die.

Bobby:

And I'll be honest with you, I think you need to be single until you're at least 30 that's my opinion. I agree. Okay, so because there's no reason for it? Yeah, so like just go fuck everything you can on

Jim:

a bridge every Friday night like you've made a mistake right?

Bobby:

Because you're gonna want to be on that goddamn bridge for years in your relationship while you're eating potato pie. Okay, we will

Jim:

come to Ohio you'll find out what it's like

The Miz:

chili the appetizer Secretary

Jim:

chili poured over UI cast.

Bobby:

Pretty soon before you know you'll be getting Wendy's chili for dinner. Sitting with your partner watching fucking Mary had a little lamb on Hallmark on Hallmark Channel. machete and slit my throat when that's when you're like why am I sucking on deck a guy?

Jim:

That's literally when you wonder it you're like so I could be

The Miz:

doing random so Bobby Have you watched Mary had a little lamb lately? No, we want that like a motion picture.

Bobby:

difficult people difficult people but I also today watched D two and D three ducks Mighty Ducks to Mighty Ducks three.

The Miz:

The fuck is our hockey movie that the hockey movie? Yeah. Because I'm one of the many things of Bobby's palette is hockey.

Bobby:

I mean, I guess one No, that's really

Jim:

what his parents will be horrified of if he died. Ha wait. So

The Miz:

where did he stand in relation to your SoundCloud band?

Unknown:

Oh, about area way above.

Bobby:

Like I go hockey's like in my top four things of life.

The Miz:

Cloud band. I thought that was like something.

Bobby:

Oh, well, I didn't make money to others. I'm gonna let

Jim:

you mean music. Oh, no.

Bobby:

Yeah, but you'll be able to hear it. That's good. But maybe I'll send you a little Samp. Yeah, someone has to pee. So you're also miserable something miserable.

The Miz:

I'm miserable about dogs right now.

Bobby:

You're making a really big problem. I may survive. You're miserable about something else. Else. What else happened to you this week? Oh, you dumb dumb bitch, you little

The Miz:

girl. Yeah. So I've been banned for the fourth time in the last 12 rolling months of my Twitter career, and I really don't. I really don't feel that I said anything that bad. I don't think you really did. And

Jim:

I was like, Well, I mean, don't meet me in my nunchucks It was like, okay,

The Miz:

like that was that like obscene? Like everyone was talking about, like Mariah Carey's ornament that came out that looks like absolute ass so I said, Yeah, whoever the fuck created this Ottoman can eat me with the ornament and I'll bring my fucking nunchucks

Bobby:

and which is not that bad. Can

Jim:

you even kill someone with nunchucks

The Miz:

Have you seen Kill Bill Volume One? Oh, I

Jim:

love Kill Bill. Oh,

Bobby:

Kill Bill. Yeah, you're gonna

Jim:

need to watch Oh,

The Miz:

sharks. And so yeah, whoever whoever made this ornament should be like murdered via nunchucks with by me.

Bobby:

But did you say murdered? No. I

The Miz:

said I'll meet you. I don't come to play nunchucks to like, see I don't like

Jim:

direct kradic that's not here's

Bobby:

the thing. We have like people there like Donald Trump who threatens things all the time. Right? But I can't say he gets a pass.

Jim:

Well, I just want to know like, Is it really a ban if you're only banned for 12 hours like

The Miz:

oh, it's a temporary wall. The other one? It's a whole the other odd thing Arizona like directly after that I could tweet. So I don't really know why. Right and you got to know like, I don't really know. I don't know what features were actually temporary limited but I still got disciplinary action from Twitter. Some fuck them. They also can meet me with my nunchucks Oh, you're

Jim:

banned? You're banned?

Bobby:

Like fully banned?

The Miz:

I can't wait to get fucking banned for life. Just Neopets. Neopets banned me for fucking life.

Jim:

Are those like the little like stuffed animals that also have an online personality?

The Miz:

I know what you're talking about. But it's not Neopets, but Neopets or like an online community was almost like a Club Penguin where you could like create like your little tribe of pets and blah blah and talk to people. And I got banned for like repeated personal attacks on Neopets.

Bobby:

See nobody gets your comedy is just sad. I

The Miz:

was like seven but yes, no one no one gets it. Nobody gets you fucking bitch. And they're like,

Bobby:

you're seven. You're like,

The Miz:

I was like sitting there like, I was slinging Texas toast at the computer with my cousin just like typing insult.

Bobby:

Oh my God, that's like very heavy ish.

The Miz:

I also got banned from Open Table. So

Bobby:

but this is a thing about Twitter. So I'm like, meanwhile, I'm like here, mez. Here's the keys to our Twitter, you can just take it and run.

The Miz:

Yeah, which you've done really well. And there's a difference between tweeting like as a brand versus tweeting as like an individual.

Bobby:

So it's like sometimes I do wish you would go on our brand and do those tweets because there's some that are really fucking good. You're not gonna ruin the brand. I don't care if we get banned. Fuck it. I want to get banned. Honestly.

The Miz:

I'd love getting banned. I'm

Bobby:

not gonna lie. It's the only way we're gonna get fucking attention.

The Miz:

I know. What are you doing in the back row?

Bobby:

He's taking melatonin. He's got melatonin out. He's got his melatonin now.

Jim:

I'm not actually melatonin. Oh, what's

Bobby:

his force? What is the personality? Oh my god.

Jim:

We're not in the UK. What

The Miz:

are you taking? I want to take something. Any medicine. I really want to pills.

Jim:

Don't know. You would have just stayed fat. You'd probably be on medicine. Yeah,

Bobby:

I mean, while my liver enzymes are up,

The Miz:

the only thing I take are diet pills. I wanted to take something wrong.

Jim:

Yeah, I want to take something real that's like my life. Like I want to feel something right.

Bobby:

I want to feel something anything I want to feel

The Miz:

right I want to like I want to do that.

Unknown:

That's another work like

Jim:

it's more like he just took his pill. It's more Yeah. I can't get hard and I feel nothing.

Bobby:

Yeah, it's more like I'm literally melting into this couch and I cannot stand up period. So I can get I can get you to that. Well I want I wanna I want I cannot wait for us go to New York bad honey. Well, thank you again for another amazing

The Miz:

please call away I don't know the number hold on don't even know 669692074643 call the hotline. Well, I don't actually know you could text it so texted.

Bobby:

Yeah, I didn't either. Until it started again. texted us. text us. Yeah. Yeah, cuz we're not gonna we don't want to talk to you. Okay, don't worry. We're not gonna pick up the phone.

The Miz:

I'm not I'm not don't want to talk to you and with you.

Bobby:

I'll text you. I just want to hear what you have to say. Tell us what you're so fuckin annoyed about. Right.

Jim:

Keep it up.

The Miz:

I can say one thing I'm fucking annoying about right now. Go ahead. Let's

Bobby:

just do a little bonus round of Ms. Roseman.

The Miz:

Jim's singing

Bobby:

he does it all the time too. I'm

The Miz:

just kidding. Kill you the voice of an angel. You Really? It's true. You know what I am? What about this week that I already kind of texted you guys about is I've literally been binge eating all week.

Bobby:

Well, you've had a beat again. Meantime had

The Miz:

a rough week of me not moving.

Bobby:

Yeah, moving in neighborhoods. So you've been so stressed

The Miz:

and I've been busy. I've been moving for nine days. I'm literally eating everything in sight and fat bitch. Welcome to my life.

Jim:

Well, honey, you only gained a little

Bobby:

Oh, yeah, I gained weight. Oh.

The Miz:

All right, bitch. I'm Fabi What do you miss? about real quick.

Bobby:

I mean, listen, I've been working out like legit like sweaty as fuck nasty burning 1000 calories a day. burpee and oh, yeah, but I've been doing. No, I'm on for now, bitch. And you know what? That's it. No, it's really hard work. And I really actually are

The Miz:

so hard. I'm actually really proud of you. So yes, continue.

Bobby:

Thank you. But I was like, okay, so I go to my physical on Friday, and I weigh myself and I go, oh, hmm.

The Miz:

That's way higher than it was I asked what you're doing for workouts. I'm beyond the the four burpees

Bobby:

of high intensity workout. So I do squats. I'm doing push ups. I'm doing setups I'm doing lunges I'm doing you're probably

The Miz:

I mean you're building muscle you're not doing cardio right.

Bobby:

And that's what everybody says you're not like on elliptical like

The Miz:

no, I feel better weight things are going to lower get your muscles, which is going to result in weight being gained Jimmy?

Bobby:

I feel better though. I don't really care. I know. It's called Can

The Miz:

I tell you I have not looked at a scale and like three years. I it's all about like, why I'd rather just feel good, right? Like I might look more toned because I'm doing like 10 pounds heavier. I'm fucking here.

Bobby:

Well, and like Heather McMahon said, and that's why I even did this. She's the best. She's amazing. But she basically says it's heart healthy. Her her and her friend best friend Ken. That's hilarious. We're gonna do this for heart health. And they're like, we don't care for fat. Like we want to be heart healthy. So I was like, Oh, this is kind of like a real thing. Like maybe I won't be fucking skinny or whatever. But I'll feel good. And that's all that matters a

The Miz:

lot about being like a like a beanpole. It's about No, but I have a hostile definition having you know strong muscles. And now you kind of tell the guy. Yeah.

Bobby:

Yeah, I need to be thirst trapping men.

Jim:

You're not gonna Yeah, I am. Honey. You need to calm down. You have a partner.

Bobby:

So do you have a fiance?

Jim:

What and I'm not thirst trapping anyone? Hmm.

Bobby:

There? Were you thirst trapping earlier when you were unbuttoning your shirt for the camera. That was for a selfie? It's your segment honey. What is that? I don't know. Europe.

Jim:

The more you know with jam.

The Miz:

I love that sick be

Bobby:

so sick.

Jim:

I had no input on that beat.

Bobby:

I mean, I can help you. I mean, I could we could do it again, like a newbie. We need to be okay. You want to better be? I thought it was cute. But okay.

Jim:

I mean, I'm I mean, it's just not miserable with Ms.

Bobby:

You're I mean, you're the more you know with Jim.

Jim:

Yeah, here we go. I was gonna play

Bobby:

you like a folk song. But that was boring for the listeners, but like that.

Unknown:

So Andy, I don't have a topic.

The Miz:

You might as well play like Taylor Swift evermore.

Bobby:

Right? That's kind of what he likes. Actually. I do have something you sent me an article today.

The Miz:

Yeah, Jim. What's your what's your more you know, I'm so excited to get educated. I feel like you always have a nice,

Bobby:

I mean, literally, you tell me literally like a 9000 fucking fax every fucking day. You're like, hey, look at this. Oh, hey, look at this. And then I'm like, Hey, here's the Yeah. And literally, you don't have a topic, but you can tell me a topic in like four minutes. When we turn off the mics. You're saying think of like,

Jim:

don't what topic did I send you you

Bobby:

were talking about it was like the death of death money. But I want to talk about death again. Here we are. But I like that article. It was I liked it. It made me feel different. And we already talked about what would happen if you die in your parents found your shit or we

The Miz:

will talk about I'm always down to talk about death.

Jim:

Oh, thank God. Okay. Well. So there was a little opinion article today, I think in the New York Times, and it was called what is death? and Bobby is terrified of death. Bobby doesn't want to think about death, or ever have it brought up happen happen. But we've always talked about how he maybe hasn't been around death or ever seen anyone dying. Yes. Have you?

Bobby:

I never seen anybody in person die. No,

Jim:

like not a family member. No, no, no,

Bobby:

I don't think Like I can barely go I mean now I can't cuz I'm an adult but like going up to the casket and like kneeling and praying freaks me the fuck out.

The Miz:

I love that. I love an open casket wake.

Jim:

I feel like I've only ever been to like you

Bobby:

ever been to a close? Like, you know, I don't like the smell of flowers like when girls like smells so great. I'm like it smells like a goddamn funeral home I

The Miz:

want to make a remake of Wedding Crashers but like wake crashers and just like show up to wakes like oh, maybe that's a good idea.

Bobby:

That could be like a show

Jim:

funeral crashers.

The Miz:

Yeah, I could be honestly, very specifically about wakes though, because I really do appreciate like the view of like a dressed up dead carcass and a coffin.

Unknown:

I mean, it's like the most haunting right freaky like dare and they put so much

The Miz:

makeup they're wearing and I'm like did the dead ass body

Bobby:

like literally you're laying a body out just

The Miz:

right like this woman you know, like embrace me now she's stone cold dead in her casket.

Bobby:

And it's freaking me the fuck out because I feel like she's

The Miz:

like someone give me a Ritz cracker and cheese real quick. Yeah, like, oh, but there's there's coffee. There's always like some Green Mountain coffee, my gas.

Bobby:

My God, it is Green Mountain honey. Okay, so go ahead, Jim.

Jim:

Back to this segment. There's no segment. This is the definition of death according to the uniform determination of death act of 1981. Bobby, I would like to know your definition of death. Mine. Yes.

Bobby:

Yours. Um, everything goes black and you don't? Well.

Jim:

Yeah. But for everyone, how would you define death? So like, if I walked up to you and I wanted to know how are you dead? What I say everything's black. He's dead. What

Bobby:

happens when you die? So what happens when you die? No. What is it

Jim:

death? How do you define death? Like if you

The Miz:

were to beat Merriam Webster right now,

Bobby:

what would you write the end of consciousness?

Jim:

Okay,

The Miz:

I'll write my mind right end of life because you can be conscious. So

Jim:

how do I define it? Like if I walk the body on the ground? Like how do I know

The Miz:

like, this does not work and are no longer working?

Jim:

There we go. There's something so you are dead if you have sustained quote, either irreversible cessation of circulatory and respiratory functions, or irreversible cessation of all functions of the entire brain, including the brainstem, but would that be brain

The Miz:

dead or dead? But

Bobby:

that's his brain dead? Yeah, you're unconscious which means

Jim:

so brain you out are you dead dead for a second? That like

The Miz:

no, like the the drug banger? It's like an app. Like he came on stage and he's like, I was dead for four minutes and then he like continues on the towel how he came back.

Bobby:

Because like Tylenol or what I saved a bra or aspirin back

Jim:

I think they were like a Nazi company. I take

The Miz:

baby aspirin like I took bear and then I was alive again.

Jim:

Oh, Lord,

Bobby:

I don't know if that's how it works but

Unknown:

I've been dead for for

The Miz:

hide for four minutes.

Jim:

I died whenever this podcast episode started.

Bobby:

You died when this whole podcast started in general. I've been dead on site since 1990.

Jim:

You hit play

The Miz:

I have a bad mood since 2007. But anyway continue Jim. I want

Bobby:

to keep going what is the definition of death?

Jim:

I literally just

The Miz:

talk Okay, so so well you did? Yeah, you did just say that Yeah,

Jim:

I just saw more you don't learn cuz you don't listen right?

The Miz:

We don't listen but Okay, so discuss discuss

Bobby:

I answered my situation I said Listen, I Deaf to me is just black out black out. Yeah, I scares the fuck out of me. I don't want to be the dark and I don't want to be silent.

The Miz:

Well that's why I want like a stray bullet to come to like my corner office was done. You don't even know like your dare you're typing email like yeah, okay, I'm gonna go home and have dinner blah blah. like fucking like you're dead. Quick. That is so what is Trey so you have no idea. It's coming like you're not in a scary situation. Maintain in a world full of craziness and crazy ways and very hateful Ways to Die. Sign me up for some good good old lung cancer. Like I'm good with that.

Bobby:

Like sitting on the hospital bed, taking a deep breath being like, oh my god.

The Miz:

Damn bed or cancer getting like chemo. Like, I'm not gonna make up like, okay, okay, that's fine. Like, at least I'm not like getting quartered in some basement. Like, you know, like it's true. traditional way to die. Great. Sign me up. Yeah, like Hospice

Bobby:

is a really traditional way to die.

The Miz:

They're a bad share. He's like, you're gonna die and I'm like, okay, it's

Bobby:

a really nice older nurse. That's like, it's okay.

The Miz:

Like, you don't want It is okay, because I enjoyed 0.00% of my time here. So let's go.

Bobby:

You loved it. And you know what's funny? I think we're gonna make like that, but I was gonna answer for you is the surprising thing people would find about you is that you're actually like really kind hearted. Thank you. Yeah, it's true. And I think people would find that out about you. Yes, they are. Yeah, cuz when I first met you, I was like, Oh my God. He's actually like, nice. Sorry, sorry to ruin him. Wait, when do you think we met him?

Jim:

When do we meet up in March in the fucking podcast

The Miz:

wearing the same t shirt? I

Jim:

meant physically. Like, no, I

Bobby:

ignored him.

Jim:

I was like, you know,

The Miz:

you you avoided me like the plague. And when I don't hang out with him when he went to bed

Jim:

at midnight, we don't hang out with swing. So

Bobby:

Bobby was like,

The Miz:

1031 was that you? were in bed with a pizza at 10:30pm. That's about right. That's

Bobby:

literally accurate.

Jim:

No, you left. I

The Miz:

feel like I'm not kind hearted so much as I just know what people whispering Okay, so

Unknown:

the more you know, Jim did not happen. Wait, I

The Miz:

feel like I try. I think I know now the technical definition of data. Yeah. You need to maybe I didn't know exactly

Jim:

because Bobby's definition is things

The Miz:

go black. You're not. You're black. Like

Bobby:

No, that's not dad. But can you imagine just like going bald

The Miz:

eagles, right.

Bobby:

We're not bringing that up again. But it's

Unknown:

true. He loves bald eagles.

Bobby:

baby bird you look a little bald eagle over there. With your mask on.

The Miz:

I am about I have to say I think my favorite Bobby moment of season four thus far is him loving tic tocs of COVID patients laughs

Bobby:

It's bad, but thankfully it's lined up but so

Jim:

like, what's the definition of death? He's like when they take their last Wednesday

The Miz:

record on tech dog taking their last breath.

Jim:

When they black out the screen goes black and I know they're dead.

Bobby:

Oh my god. This I just like death and

The Miz:

yeah, death. You would like the mean like reflecting on your face, like watching COVID patient care is where we

Bobby:

belong category is

Unknown:

comedy.

The Miz:

comedy.

Unknown:

The more you know, you know, with DEF CON,

The Miz:

comedy is a real thing. Like we're miserable. I'm like Angry scared of dying.

Jim:

I can't would we be number one and

Bobby:

four five?

Unknown:

shots. Okay, so that next segment? Thanks, Jim.

The Miz:

Not me. I

Jim:

taught you something. But you didn't learn it. I

Unknown:

know. It was hard.

Jim:

But you didn't learn.

The Miz:

We did learn I think we learned.

Bobby:

We learned we learned.

Jim:

We learned. We learned to never do that segment again.

The Miz:

Oh, something's funny. Funny.

Jim:

Yeah, Bobby finished off the whispering Angel. That's what's funny.

Bobby:

whispering you have a beer?

Jim:

It's empty. I was wiping stuff off myself.

Bobby:

You spilled it on you? Yes. Oh, well, we're gonna talk about gayborhood. So I guess we have like a topic and then we're like, let's just for

Jim:

nine minutes.

The Miz:

I'm going to get myself a 10 minute grace period to show up to the zoo. Like Sorry,

Jim:

guys. I had to shut

Bobby:

up about moving just

The Miz:

10 minutes. I had to take a shot a guy that was shitting

Bobby:

What are you gonna do like improv class?

The Miz:

Nothing can help. Hey, I'm taking the microphone off the stand.

Jim:

I failed my improv and we got to see one of your sets now. Yes.

The Miz:

improv class.

Bobby:

I don't like yes. We have.

The Miz:

Scott. I don't like sketch comedy or improv hook people do that make them make the thing that they're like the best. Well, one of our most

Bobby:

famous people on here is actually

Jim:

a Michael Burke. Do you

Bobby:

Michael Burke is actually a sketch comic and loves improv improv. Yes. And yes. And that's gonna be a problem when we get

Jim:

sorry, match. He's famous. deal with that.

Bobby:

Well, it's really actually I think it's kind of interesting, because it's like what we do on the podcast, because that's the way he explained it. It's like, we kind of feed off each other's energy and we keep going around in circles for that. Wow. Oh, it's like five

Jim:

shades. LARP that mark honey after that. Well, you don't

Bobby:

but anyway, regardless, regardless, which I think is a word now.

The Miz:

It's not a word.

Jim:

Still not gayborhood gay pay gaber.

Bobby:

We have a neighborhood here in Columbus called the short north. Yes, honey. Yes. We were talking earlier about how gayborhood usually start in a gentrified area.

The Miz:

Well, no and it is an appropriate thing. You

Bobby:

and I talked about that because it's true.

Jim:

We're going to re record this one. Great. Great. I

The Miz:

understand the point. I just know of several areas that have been gentrified that are not gay community. So it's hard to like draw that parallel, but I do understand what you're saying.

Bobby:

I do, but you're in a big city like here in smaller cities. Anything that's rec, the gays are going to

Jim:

okay. Early like where Bobby lives now? Yes.

Bobby:

Back in Santa Fe all the gays are moving in our whole streets like basically gays and what if only the trashy gays are moving in? Like that's we have to wonder I don't think trashy gays can afford the house while we're here.

The Miz:

Let me tell you in New York. I mean, when I think about gentrification, like Hell's Kitchen used to be a very rough neighborhood a shit show so true. I think that and watts Ville. Chelsea day not have been that off, ever? Well, probably we do. I think that the type of vibe each of these neighborhoods have is reminiscent of their past.

Bobby:

I would agree. I mean, I think we like the gays move in and then the lesbians come in and once the lesbians come in a full fucking face left. I'm sorry, I don't think I'm lying. There's a lot of construction Summerall Subarus, u hauls and a lot of fucking What? I'm just saying.

Jim:

So but I do know the MS knows too many Laszlo

Bobby:

he does my lesbian friends are gonna fucking cancel us. And so, no, but it's true. I'm sorry. Okay, the neighborhood's a really fun place. It's great when you're gay, and you're in a neighborhood, but it always goes south because it gets too expensive for everybody the normal gays, so then the other gays go to a cheaper neighborhood. Yeah. But then next, the straight, straight, straight to take it over. They call their own and then the gays go find some other which is happening here

Jim:

to rendi in the short north. Oh,

Bobby:

we should love our street and then Park Street became they all came over to the short North because short North was awesome. Yep. And then the gays were like, well, I guess we got to go like downtown and to old Tony's into one area village.

Jim:

We have nowhere else right? So

Bobby:

you have to start over in these poor ass fucking areas. Sorry. Is that inappropriate? No. Okay,

Jim:

yes.

Bobby:

So the gays we ban pay$50,000 for $185,000 house, we fix it up and then we sell to the streets 10 years later. And that's the gayborhood

Jim:

and that's our segment with the gayborhood

The Miz:

No, I one of the interesting concepts that we're kind of shedding light on is that it really does differ a lot based on geography and what city we're talking about like I don't know if I what I can say about neighborhoods applies to say like we whoa or for where you guys are where the shore North like I don't think that that I think it's very different based on what city you're in. That's true. I think it's very different. Like for example, West West Village, but has always been a very like pristine neighborhood very, like upscale, elegant, and it's it's where pride started and so on. Well, but I do think that

Jim:

we're not sorry, don't wall well, Birdwell sign stonewylde

Bobby:

it's the tequila Wow.

Unknown:

style,

Bobby:

though. I agree with you. Like I think that like Atlanta, and Atlanta Midtown is very gay. And it's always been very gay.

Jim:

Like what type of gay

Bobby:

like there's a gay bar on every corner. Everybody's gay. Every screaming there's rainbows flags everywhere. Like there's definitely salami gays. Oh, yeah, there is Yeah, all the tiny gays honey, the fat in the bear. gays don't really live where the tiny gays love ever. Well. Yeah, usually we're more working kind of gays, the Arctic and the Antarctic. gayborhood though. I mean, they're really important for our community. I feel like without a topic though, honestly. Sorry. I'm just gonna say yeah, I feel like I've been laughing my ass off. And I was this DOM. Was this dumb tonight.

Jim:

So the neighborhoods we love the gays. We love kicking out the pores and we love taking over. And once we do we have a wonderful neighborhood where all the gays can dream and then sell to the straights and then we sell later and take advantage of them. It's so fun taking advantage of people we take the poor people and the rich people

Bobby:

gather we oversell and undersell. Like, wow. The gayborhood is just not a good subject.

Jim:

It's not a good subject because they're terrible. They're stupid and evil. Like no one wants to live there. No,

Bobby:

I would if I could afford it. Usually it's like it goes so above a price when they're like yeah, I'm not paying that for the time. You

Jim:

want to live there. You can't afford it.

Bobby:

Or you can but it's like dumb to do that. You'd be like Why? Why am I gonna live here when I go to bed at 10am

Jim:

True I mean really look at him he's like I just moved into the neighborhood and you're making fun of them

The Miz:

now Upper West is not I

Bobby:

know it's very like not it's like indie though.

Jim:

Hell's Kitchen was gay

Bobby:

48 right 60

Unknown:

if they're

Bobby:

going to Chelsea

The Miz:

lineation Where's Chelsea? Yeah,

Jim:

I've gone

The Miz:

between like 14th and 23rd

Jim:

oh I'm south of housden Look at me

The Miz:

that's not South the house it's called so Soho so yes

Bobby:

that's below I'm in Tribeca

Jim:

triangle below canal

Bobby:

What did you think about West Hollywood?

Jim:

I thought it was amazing

Bobby:

I actually really liked we whoa like whoa it up and we whoa I really Abby. I love the abbey and everything I hate that was a Coco she loved the Abbey. I loved it. We were going during adult hours.

Jim:

Yeah, it was like 4pm so we're like let's go drink it for we Whoa,

Bobby:

we were getting so drunk as we were happy hours you know ahead so so we would get drunk at the abbey and then go We ate like dinner after that we would usually eat like literally afford four pound meal.

Jim:

Where'd you go to dinner? Um random pizza place Thai Oh, Street Market every market

Bobby:

shot up the street market never been they hated us. They hate it.

Jim:

They hate it. They said that's too much food. We were like we'll be fine. Fine. And we finished all of it literally. Literally every night all day. Every last bio the waitress

Bobby:

goes Oh, yeah, she we were so fucking dumb for done.

The Miz:

No, I love we how I'm a huge fan. I want to go back ASAP.

Jim:

It was fun to have only queer people around you.

Bobby:

And even if they weren't queer they work were they really mean like they were cool with like anything? Yeah, the quake that's kind of how Boys Town is to I like boys. I like Boys Town but the delineation is pretty

Jim:

something about a few streets over from Boystown near like oh,

Bobby:

yeah, because your Wrigley Field? Yikes. Yeah, I would agree with that. It's kind of like then

Jim:

when you're in it, you're like, Okay, this is perfect.

Bobby:

Yeah, I agree with Midtown is okay. Like, it's definitely a mix a lot of

Jim:

into Boystown. No, no Chicago market days. Go. Oh my God, I've

Bobby:

been to market days.

Jim:

Oh my god.

Bobby:

So for my birthday we can usually

Jim:

market days or when is all good. It's like fire. Midwest. It is like fire. Oh,

Bobby:

my God. Michael went the one year and I was like, Yes.

Jim:

Why'd you touch?

Bobby:

Oh, nothing actually I think I did pop no poppers. No, I don't know what we did pop it because the thing is his voice sound was away from where we're staying. We were on like the mile or wherever it's gone.

Jim:

Magnificent. Yeah. Oh, honey. No, that's far away.

Bobby:

Yeah, I need to stay in voice on next time. Look

Jim:

at poor Mrs. face.

The Miz:

Yeah, I've never been in Chicago, but it sounds over.

Bobby:

Just a little pitch. He's totally faking it. It's

Jim:

like Chicago. Um,

The Miz:

no. It sounds like a great city.

Bobby:

There's Okay, here's what we got to do the whole we got to go to Chicago. We got to go to Atlanta. We got to go to New York. You got to come Columbus, then we got to do Montreal. La. Honey, you better get that pass.

Jim:

He's never leaving the East Village. He's like

Bobby:

I my West. Upper.

Jim:

Now that I'm in Hell's Kitchen. I'm

Bobby:

done. Now that I'm above Hell's Kitchen. No, he's like near Columbus Circle.

Jim:

Oh, really? True.

The Miz:

True. True. True. True. True. Like 10 blocks above him.

Bobby:

He's right on the park. I can go run in there and like, do whatever. We can go run. Yeah. So we go running or rollerblading.

The Miz:

Now, not or rollerblading. We can go on

Jim:

a roller skate, but that's a no

The Miz:

yeah. Roller Skating or

Bobby:

Studio 54 from the 70s

Jim:

and I only roller skate.

Bobby:

Oh my god, I would love it. If he had like a big like Afro like, yes, I did not look at you at all I

Jim:

did. And when I was here, those eyebrows and underneath.

The Miz:

We are do you have eyebrows right now?

Jim:

No, because I was rushing to do chores. And I was just like, trimming out what chores? chores. I have money chores. Oh no, I have a lot of hair like shaving shaving or do I was like I have to trim my face. I have to trim and then I was like, well, maybe I should just trim these eyebrows. Okay, well, I didn't say Where are they? They're gone. They're literally gone. Well, the right ones completely gone.

Bobby:

Gone. There's a remnant but it's not

Jim:

gone. Oh man. I love everything.

Bobby:

This is what happened. She's Not Doing So Well. She is

Jim:

not doing

The Miz:

higher right eyebrow

Jim:

about three quarters. Yeah. And then I realized I was like, Oh, no, I mean, it was in the dark. And it was I didn't I yeah, it was a mistake.

The Miz:

I mean, I can't see from here but I'm sure it's horrible.

Jim:

If I had eyebrows I'd be raising them right now who

The Miz:

Oh, I can't see. I see it I feel forehead action. But I know you're doing that. The he's not

Bobby:

wearing a hat. That's what's different. Oh,

The Miz:

yeah. Okay, Doctor, I'm not used to seeing your bald head.

Bobby:

Yeah, no, I'm shining and I have like the ring lights on everywhere.

The Miz:

I think the bald headlock Halo Hello.

Bobby:

I actually I think I like I think It's fine

Jim:

when I see a guy, a bald headed guy. I'm like he's confident. He's got a dog and he's big.

The Miz:

Yeah, like, like a big cock. Wow. Like a big like pointed out.

Jim:

Other guy was pointed up we might Oh, it's definitely been out. It's like if you're not pointed up you have a problem.

The Miz:

Mine never points up.

Bobby:

I need to know I decided that today.

The Miz:

Mine's always just hanging down.

Bobby:

You need CL o hanging Chad.

Unknown:

Chad and Bobby does too.

Bobby:

I have one that's not waking up. Um

Jim:

now if you took Cialis, you'd be impressed. Yeah,

The Miz:

I need a what is the our tri sleeping pill?

Jim:

No, it gives you an erection for a weekend.

The Miz:

Viagra, Viagra, Viagra, Viagra, Cialis, like the

Jim:

longer one, which

The Miz:

of these is gonna make me go.

Bobby:

It's gonna get you harder than a rock. But you're 27 so I'm sure.

Jim:

He's like what's not hard.

Bobby:

Like, what happens is when you're like in your 20s you're like, wow, I get harder anything and this will never affect me. And then you're 3030 and you're like, Who the heck you see the gray honey? Gray was just natural at 30

Jim:

Oh shit, I'm

Bobby:

36 but I you know what I mean, young 30s

The Miz:

I just realized 39 years old.

Jim:

Now you're like, 35

The Miz:

I know. What do you get out? I will say I do think you're a young, a young 30 year old like, I don't know.

Bobby:

If I lose my weight, if I lose weight, like I'm supposed to look old. You know what I mean? When older people like lose weight, you're like, Oh, I can't do better fat. You know what I mean? Seriously, like, lose weight. You're like, wow, like you're really old now.

The Miz:

No, I think you're gonna be extremely handsome.

Bobby:

Honestly, I'm gonna be hot until I die to be quite frank.

Jim:

Yeah, you're hot and like your room. 65 degrees Fahrenheit.

The Miz:

I thought it already hot. I think you're only gonna get hotter

Bobby:

and think thank you and then I'm gonna get on a plane and crash like you said last week. And that'll be and that's it well, so guys. I hope you enjoyed the gamer.

The Miz:

Yeah, I'm late to my next commandments. I'm gonna have to go.

Bobby:

Okay, this has been another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim.

The Miz:

And I have to go buy

Bobby:

your next one honey.

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