Is it the weed or just pink eye?!?

Bobby: 0:11

I'm not well I'm Bobby.

Jim: 0:12

I'm Jan and I have pinkeye Is it the wheat or the pinkeye? Well,

Bobby: 0:21

we were gonna play wheat or Ms. Number last week.

Jim: 0:25

Yeah, because sometimes your symptoms are either ms or weed, but

Bobby: 0:28

most of the weed because I'm always high now, I

Jim: 0:31

was wondering why though, just your left eye because you're right handed.

Bobby: 0:35

So I must have picked my axle on like scratch right here. Poop. I poop. I

Jim: 0:41

poop is from calm. Yeah,

Unknown: 0:44

what's from calm?

Jim: 0:45

pinkeye. Yeah, whose lives have you been taking in that eye? Well, you save your left eye for the strangers and the right. So I really can't. You can't remember how many loads you've taken.

Bobby: 0:57

Michael won't listen to the show. But if he's live, he's listening. You I mean,

Jim: 1:00

oh, I like that. Yeah. So let's talk about Michael's load and which I it goes into. Here's the thing. He doesn't have loads anymore. Straight up.

Bobby: 1:11

He's Oh, no, he's got a lot of loads on a hit your neck from like, all the way down to the bed. Wow. That's a big load. Now I do want to ask you something. Okay, now ahead. Are we just going into it? Do we need to address anything? sundries or at the end? Well, no, I'm saying at the beginning, I'll get a little address like, Oh, um, I don't know what's happening now. But like I saw, Oh, this past week. Well, no, but like, these people will be listening. Yeah, actually just past two days because

Jim: 1:40

we recorded on Friday. So you're really you're really trying to rush me here because you want to get a head for bad bent. Yeah.

Bobby: 1:53

Now I have to say I was thinking that Jade said it. Well, all I gotta say is I wish those shoulders Messam hips, but they don't.

Jim: 2:00

The way I'm sitting Honey, there's no shoulders or hips or went into it. Wow. Okay, Jesus was a mushroom. Have you ever tried to suck your own deck? Yes, and I can.

Bobby: 2:10

Wow, girl. You really can.

Jim: 2:14

Not only Hey, can I have made myself calm by sucking my own dick? Yes. Wait, why are you not able to?

Bobby: 2:23

Honey, this little short weed? Weed. This little short, shriveled little fat fucking.

Jim: 2:30

It's not your ticket to the belly. What's the ball? Biggest stick in the world honey with that belly. You're not sucking it?

Bobby: 2:37

That was really mean that was mean that was like borderline explained the physics explaining to you is that I mean,

Jim: 2:44

honey, it's okay. One day you'll suck your own deck. If the arthritis in your back isn't too bad, because you may be very old by the time you lose enough weight.

Bobby: 2:55

So gastric bypass or everyone that's watching, you're gonna take your iniquity um, well after gastric

Jim: 3:03

after gastroc got strapped? So Michaels look at me like no, it's actually really it's really like I'm a fat boy. Listen to suck your own dick. You have to be very flexible and you have to be very skinny to be skinny and flexible. Well, and you know, I know it's true. No, but like they can have a nine inch cock and like you can't suck your own dick if you're not skinny and flexible. They used to say that Marilyn Manson took his own ribs out. Oh, he did. And he did. But does that. I'm sorry. I'm Jessica. Jackie. We have people in the audience today. Today. It's a mistake already.

Bobby: 3:36

live audience right. Live show so

Jim: 3:39

fun. I'm in a blast. So

Bobby: 3:44

fully blacked out. So I don't even know it's happening. Um, yeah. margarita mix. Like I'm just like, cool. Like, I've worked for like six hours. I'm like, Yeah, let's just like keep talking.

Jim: 3:54

Yeah, sorry. What? So we have a director. I'm sorry. So why are you talking about second year on dick? Oh, the helicopter. Oh, but yeah, we'll get to that. Why are you talking about second year?

Bobby: 4:03

Because I was thinking about the other day and somebody said something like every guy has tried to suck their own deck. And I was like, well, it is true. And so then I wonder question to you like,

Jim: 4:10

how? I'll tell you how Oh, Jackie ever done. Uncomfortable. There is a yoga position called the plow. And when you do the plow, you're laying on your back and you're letting your body like curve around and you want your legs way back behind your head. So you're doing the

Bobby: 4:27

plow. You stop knocking yourself you fat fuck. Gay.

Jim: 4:31

I'm the one who can suck my own dick who's fat now? I don't believe it. I don't know what I saw. I don't know why the fuck you put this dangerous Edison bowl behind me. Because it gives you some background. Yeah, but it's just Bernie my shoulder blade will get over. It's called Hollywood honey. Anyways, you do the plow and if you can, you can if you can't, you can't. And I don't know what else to say. But like it's wonderful. When did you discover that you can suck your own deck. I was a teenager. And were you like was that before after Bible study? always after I felt guilty so I was in my own bedroom had to do what I had to do the cross right into shuffle mode right into trouble mode and I definitely made myself come doing it because a blowjob from yourself is amazing because you know what you want. Exactly. So it's the credit that had on me. I can Why can't any more because I'm too fat but

Bobby: 5:20

oh so okay, but I'm still

Jim: 5:23

I'm flexible enough I'm just too fat

Bobby: 5:25

now well, and I didn't want to say anything but

Jim: 5:29

but you've said it every day for the past year for every thing I'm gonna fat shame you until you get really fat. Good luck with you with you by my side honey.

Bobby: 5:38

Well, that's the thing I noticed today you just keep getting fatter and fatter friends and pretty soon I'll be up to the curb because when we fat enough, well, they're not going to pick up the trash in this neighborhood anyways.

Jim: 5:47

And they don't you can get as fast as you want.

Bobby: 5:50

Bucha old Tony's trash pickup,

Jim: 5:53

the Butoh old townies trash pickup right now is negligible.

Bobby: 5:57

Oh, that's a big word.

Jim: 6:00

I would say it's more absent. Now I did want to talk about a little something that the politically incorrect people call the Ghetto Bird circling your house earlier today. And we're not really allowed to say that but

Bobby: 6:14

what we're saying it's gotta burn.

Jim: 6:17

Okay, wow. And the reason is, I would like to know why I circled your house 15 times minimum would there be a robber or burglar or murderer or mass shooter on the loose in this neighborhood just running around and they're looking for him? Okay, so I used to get scared about this but let me just like rebuttal to you and the dogs are barking currently because someone's out front trying to kill us. We

Bobby: 6:38

have pit bulls. We have a pit bull ring. We have them back they have guns. We don't have a pit bull ring just be clear, but

Jim: 6:44

you can I mean we're in the right neighborhood for it but we don't have whether we're circling. They saw the purple ring. Like this bitches grass, right. She's got Serena Hybels riding around in the months has been like this for years. That pan Oh, God put me on. So why are you not worried anymore? Why are you liberators? Why?

Bobby: 7:02

Because when the birds over you, they're watching you. What? When the bird is over you they're watching you. So you want a brother you want someone to watch the bird flying around me and then not if there's somebody run around my neighborhood

Jim: 7:15

I'd rather have neither.

Bobby: 7:17

I mean, we all want to live a great life, honey, but this is America.

Jim: 7:24

I guess. Why don't you have a calendar? Hey, I'm just trying to figure out like why you can't have neither.

Bobby: 7:30

Do you have neither? I do. Bitch. Police Get the fuck out of here. I

Jim: 7:34

have neither Ani and Grandview you live near like, what? Oh, I don't want to say exactly. So I will your ex. Who's my I knew you knew who your ex is. Yeah, think twice. My if you want to come for me. I can come for you.

Bobby: 7:57

I come for me. I'm gonna come for you. So and we remember. I don't even

Jim: 8:01

from Grandview. It's been two years. I don't know why you wouldn't remember.

Bobby: 8:05

Okay.

Jim: 8:07

No, no you don't There was a time Michael was away on a trip.

Bobby: 8:14

Last summer when I got pork that's the last time I could ever have animal.

Jim: 8:20

Exactly. Okay, well.

Bobby: 8:23

Oh my God. Don't listen to him. He look at them. Look at me Look at him. Now

Jim: 8:29

question. Okay, I think he had some things written down so we can avoid the deep topics today.

Bobby: 8:35

Oh, well, maybe not.

Jim: 8:37

Can

Bobby: 8:38

I want to talk about tragic people that you see at a gas station? Now I was at a gas station I won't say the name because I don't want to like make

Jim: 8:47

I just remembered something. Okay, go ahead.

Bobby: 8:53

Oh my god. I'm scared. Okay. Is it me and the gas station? Oh, fuck now. So basically I was at a gas station I'm not gonna say the name because I'm gonna embarrass one of our crowd members heats it was sheets and I was sitting there and I love sheets they'll get me wrong their food is amazing. Sorry I pinkeye and basically I was looking around I was going and now I'm thinking to myself like there's literally people who make like millions of dollars here and people make like minimum wage share. That's like the only place in America that you can have that name another while the bank the shopping mall Walmart. Well, no most rich people don't go to Walmart.

Jim: 9:36

Miami, Miami, Florida that's millions millionaires and just trash there's a lot of anyways try again. What specifically did you see it sheets that induce this thought?

Bobby: 9:51

Well, I always seem to find drug addicts. Okay, I don't know if I track them or if they just come to me or I'm watching them from afar, but he was like you attracted I got a hawk on my ma he's got the hot dog, whatever. And he's like my my old lady, which I hate when people say old lady, like, by the way, my old lady I know. My old lady if you were called male, okay, I hate it too.

Jim: 10:11

She looks like an old lady, but it's classic Mike Pence. It's classic Mike Pence. Mama Mother, Mother, Mother, may I Yes. When they call mother. I'm like, mother. You fuck your mother. And he does. He does that a I've heard he doesn't. Oh, no, he's

Bobby: 10:27

not fucking her. He's fucking Mitch McConnell or no. What's the other one? Lady? What's her name?

Jim: 10:33

Oh, Lindsey Graham. Graham. Lindsey Graham is the biggest faggot I know. Like Connie Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham. Is my nails right now. So gay. So

Bobby: 10:52

like, oh, no, really? Oh,

Jim: 10:53

was he really a fan?

Bobby: 10:57

Carson Kressley?

Jim: 10:58

No, not him. Oh, that little blonde tween

Bobby: 11:02

who's in Georgia that has the show. Todd bread, Todd. Todd. rich family. Blah,

Jim: 11:09

blah.

Bobby: 11:10

He's like kind of gay. Chrisley Knows Best. Todd Chrisley guidance like,

Jim: 11:15

some of us don't watch TV all day.

Bobby: 11:17

So Todd. Chrisley. Todd? Todd. Chrisley. As you've always question is sexuality. Okay? Who the hell is Tom straight is how he's southern. He's straight. I'll play a video right now for everyone. Got three. But he's got like, he's gay as fuck. He's like, Oh, no, honey. And you're like, it's like if you put

Jim: 11:36

Well, I'm glad we're bringing up like random almost.

Bobby: 11:39

Anyone want to say something? Yeah, I

Jim: 11:40

wanted you to say so they had like this bad stage had this

Bobby: 11:43

like big. Well, I'm talking about somebody else right now.

Jim: 11:47

You really sidetracked me. Okay.

Bobby: 11:50

I just want to say that the gay people gay, Todd. Chrisley. He basically had an affair, and that's what he had to admit because of his taxes. He had a tax problem. You know what? I'm fucking done. Go ahead, go back to your little chat. I fucking done

Jim: 12:09

tell me about Todd. Chrisley. He came up.

Bobby: 12:15

And he's your boyfriend? Who I would first of all never go after that.

Jim: 12:20

Why? He's probably cute. He's got three kids. You love bottoms. I

Bobby: 12:24

love sides. I am and downsides only. Oh, wow. Sorry.

Jim: 12:30

But tell me about them. Please. What were you talking about? You Didn't Know You sidetracked from your own story. Don't tell me you're done. You were talking about fucking gas station. Freaks. And then you went into Todd kresley. So tell me about the god damn gas station.

Bobby: 12:47

I just was like looking around and thinking there's a guy with a Mercedes and a guy with a Ford Taurus from 2002. Yeah, I mean, you're both in the Senate. And you're both in the same like realm.

Jim: 12:58

I have to I have to tell the gas station story. So I'm driving home from Lake Erie as one does when they're rich. And they have a condo up there like and we've been yachting all weekend, you know, it's time to go home. So I'm driving through Bucyrus Ohio, you Cyrus Bucyrus is scary. You have a good pizza place, or though they have a subway that's in an old funeral home or a bank. So I go up to this gas station I pull in, I'm getting gas. I'm like, You know what I'm done with getting gas. I'm gonna pull up to that, that spot in front of the gas station store, that convenience store. And so I go in front of the convenience store. I park and get out. I look over to my right and I see when I went a minute. Who's that? Oh, he's dead. There is a 85 year old plus man. leaning back in the driver's seat reclined, fully reclined. And he looked like a skeleton. So I'm thinking, okay, and the car is on the car is currently on. So I'm thinking now how can a skeleton drive that's not in the realm of the possibilities. So I'm like, Okay, well, I'm going to get a drink. So I go in and get a drink. Come out. I have my drink. I'm gonna put it in my car. I'm like, okay, that skeleton is still there and the car salon. Okay, so I go over the windows open. I go. I go over to the car. Look in. I'm looking around. I see a bunch of cigarette butts. I see. trash all over the place. And I see this old man that I think is dead. leaning back in a seat. So first, I checked for a pulse I reached in I checking

Bobby: 14:36

for pulses. You love checking for pulse?

Jim: 14:39

I felt his neck. I felt a pulse. No, I actually didn't. There's so much fat. I can't feel it.

Bobby: 14:47

This whole badge, my neck. Have a thick neck but it's not. Okay, I can feel it. I felt it too when you did that.

Jim: 14:54

Yeah, see, I felt at that time I felt your pain. I had to just get through religion. Honey, baby God One loves you. Okay, so I look in this body. I feel his body. I feel a pulse on his next one like, Sir, sir, and you're gonna Wait, are you gonna guess I'm at a gas station Bucyrus in the middle nowhere, sir, sir. Okay, it opens. Oh, I love this. Hi lapel mic. Yeah. Hi, how are you? Okay. I said, How are you doing? He's like, I'm okay.

Bobby: 15:30

I can't do it.

Jim: 15:31

I said, are you okay? Are you sure? He's like, Yeah, I'm driving the tech SAS. I was like, Oh, we think this person is now we're in Ohio. And he's driving to Texas. I said, Well, why are you up in Ohio? He said, I went to a reunion. I was like, Hey, sir. Now I said, so I said, What are these bottles of pills in the middle console? He said those are for my pain. I was like, Oh, you have do you have pain? He's a guy pain. I have stage four cancer. They told me I was dying. I was like, okay. You look like you're dying. He looks like when I say he looked like a skeleton. I mean, I thought he was dead. Like, I thought that's why I fell for a pulse. I thought he was dead. And he's like, What are you doing? He was kick hectic. So

Bobby: 16:22

I find that I don't even know what fucking

Jim: 16:25

looks like you. I'm the opposite of you, actually. So I told him, I said, I said, Are you are you driving right now? And he's like, Yeah, I have to get back. I was like, sir, just wait a minute. So I call 911. He can't be on the road. It was super tall. No, he was reclined in the chair. Like

Bobby: 16:46

he told him got it. Like, so you haven't been

Jim: 16:49

kinda want someone like that driving on the highway to Texas. So I call 911. I said, You know what, I just at the minimum, I want his vitals checked. Like I think you need to get an ambulance out here. He told me he told me a stage for cancer. It's it's everywhere. So I basically he's dying. But he's in a car because he wanted to go one last one. So I saw him like, on the way to the deathbed. And I just couldn't let him drive. So that's how I feel about gas station. So every time you see a gas, you will think of that. Yeah, I think you'll see any type of person there. You'll see lively people or people or people rich people, dead people. Ugly people. Well, every day. I don't go gasps honey, you don't look like it.

Bobby: 17:28

Why would I? I mean, I'm sorry. I felt like

Jim: 17:32

because you're driving a gas hog. I'm not an SUV whore. Okay, okay, so that was a good banter. Oh, he's feeling offended me,

Bobby: 17:44

because I'm fat and ugly. And the old one called you fat? The fat and ugly. Definitely not ugly. Now I want to talk about Okay, so let's like reverse. Well now reverse. Let's go to today.

Jim: 17:57

Let's go full backup. Let's 30 miles per hour about down the

Bobby: 18:00

ballot. I didn't notice you always have to make comments about your cock.

Jim: 18:04

I do not talk cock.

Bobby: 18:07

Yeah, you're like, oh, this little peep this little pea brain it is. Okay. Well, when you took off your underwear. Well, there was Michael.

Jim: 18:15

We can talk about my talk after Cogno CA CA. Ca Ca Ca au No.

Bobby: 18:22

Con Jackie Phillip her

Jim: 18:24

pools are like less maybe feel of it. We're gonna have

Bobby: 18:27

swimming and gyms like and getting the fucking Poland as a play. This Bitstrips Santos underwear.

Jim: 18:33

What? Full head?

Bobby: 18:35

And I'm like, Did you you had a flop like I did. And you're probably like Sarah be like, I'm gonna get so horrendous. Well, I

Jim: 18:40

did in ill. Well, you have a you have a hot honey, I do not have a hog.

Bobby: 18:44

You have a soft hog. Now, I will say as the time went on in the pool and you kept floating that hug to the surface and pay more like a little piglet. Yeah, cuz it's freezing cold, right? And I don't blame you for that. But I just wouldn't be floating my hog up and listen, I

Jim: 18:56

had piglet all the time. I don't give a fuck. I really don't litter hog. You really don't I love that for you. You need to just experience it. It's normal. I can't get over it. Get over your body because it's literally decaying. It's going to die very soon. You got like a couple of good decades left.

Bobby: 19:12

I mean, but like also you do? Oh, well, you're being nice to me. No, I'm

Jim: 19:17

just saying we all do.

Bobby: 19:18

Well, no. And I think it's really funny because I don't know what's funny about it. I gotta lose weight.

Jim: 19:24

Why? Because all your dick still sticks out. You're fine. We don't know. I mean, as long as you can look down and see your deck, you're okay. That actually is always my test. Literally, that's, that's a law that's like, oh no. If you can't see your deck, when you look down, you got to lose weight. I don't care what you have to do. If you do like starve yourself for three weeks if you have to. Literally literally, you have to see your dick at all times. Yeah, that's very hot.

Bobby: 19:54

For fat. Some firms. It's a golden roll.

Jim: 19:56

You can see that dick and as a fan, I can tell you some of his hard to look down and see if I don't believe you. Why you a hug? You didn't see a hug. You just saw a head.

Bobby: 20:06

You have a very thick head and that underwear and

Jim: 20:09

but it's not mushroom I promise I don't have a mushroom. Are you worried about mushroom? I don't want to have a mushroom. Oh,

Bobby: 20:19

so you don't like uncut or mushroom? Got it? Actually. Well, we're trying to

Jim: 20:23

work on I kind of am okay with untie our uncut hot straight listeners listening if he's

Bobby: 20:28

listening. We want to just like see it. Cheers. But like I'm not gonna like

Jim: 20:33

touch it. I want to suck it. Oh, you want to taste? I want to put my tongue underneath the foreskin. Oh, around the roar around or Hardhead so I want to like read rim the hard head under my tongue. And that's just me for

Bobby: 20:49

some reason I thought of cheese. Cheese to just now when you said that. I don't know why

Jim: 20:53

I'm speaking of dips. Is it here? That are there dips here only was here and we're gonna keep going. Why are we? We're only halfway through. So if we need to take a break for food. I love you to put your glasses on for 25 minutes,

Bobby: 21:08

or 25

Jim: 21:12

Let me just take a peek. Is the third here. Okay, we gotta go.

Bobby: 21:18

And we're back. 321 Okay, okay, now.

Jim: 21:25

Oh, my MA.

Bobby: 21:29

things suck ass.

Jim: 21:31

sucks ass like you. Oh my god, what is this

Bobby: 21:34

now? Oh,

Jim: 21:36

how's your post say I have something to share. So, let me just share

Bobby: 21:48

it's like gross.

Jim: 21:53

Okay, so I have something to share. This. This comes from my work my job people. So I'm at work. And a couple of the older people at work. Were describing someone they had seen. Anyways, I'm talking to people at work and they're talking about a certain group of people they had seen and they kept calling them gangbangers it was that's gangbangers

Bobby: 22:18

that's kind of

Jim: 22:21

racial. Well, we're not just racial, but like racing. What do you think of when you hear gangbang? Am I supposed to say what I really kidding. I want you to say what you really think

Bobby: 22:31

baggy jeans, a backwards hat and a gun. Maybe a shirt. Maybe not me wife beater.

Jim: 22:37

But that's what you that's what you think of when you hear a gang banger? It's I didn't say gang member I said gang banger right. So gang banger to me was what I just said, Oh, I thought gangbangers were like guys fucking a white girl. And that's a gang bang.

Bobby: 22:52

Stop. That is not what you're talking about.

Jim: 22:54

That's what I'm talking about. What are oh my god, like, why are you like, we stopped not gang member gang banger?

Bobby: 23:03

You said Do you know what a gang banger is? I'm like, yeah, yeah.

Jim: 23:07

gang bangers are when you're a gang, gang. Listen, a gang bang is when a girl is getting banged by a guy I think

Bobby: 23:17

that's the point I used to get because I used to be like, Oh, well, I'm straight. There's one solid day

Jim: 23:21

and I can see ESA and that's why I watched Houston 500 Well, what's that well, so that's your favorite porn site. But um Oh, so you think a gangbanger is just a regular gang member when somebody

Bobby: 23:33

says gangbanger? That's like a gang we'll hear your thought you're throwing your gun out. You have like no shirt on with baggy jeans.

Jim: 23:39

So I thought of Well, I have to do my fact checking but I didn't think that's what it was when you say

Bobby: 23:45

but you weren't. I feel like you're confusing me on purpose.

Jim: 23:50

girl so I think you're passing out gang

Bobby: 24:08

I just really heat behind me. I'm like,

Jim: 24:09

get it so hot. Like this fucking light.

Bobby: 24:13

Framing us like it's giving us the background. It's given some light.

Jim: 24:17

It's so okay, because

Bobby: 24:25

it changes everything though. Unfortunately. Sorry.

Jim: 24:29

I burnt my shoulder blade for you. For God for God got it and haven't forgotten heaven. I'm so gangbangers apparently are just regular gang members. I thought gangbangers specifically, were in a group fuck session. And wow,

Bobby: 24:45

I want everyone. To me. What do you think of gang banger is?

Jim: 24:51

No, that's not a gang banger. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I'm a child of the 2000s.

Bobby: 24:57

You also never somebody smoked a cigarette before. So you thought oh, only poor people who spoke segs

Jim: 25:01

name a rich one is not six you can't and that's because their needs was pretty rough. But Facts are facts Facts are facts facts no printer Fa oxpatch Fa X bitch What have you been experiencing lately?

Bobby: 25:16

I'm really uncomfortable about what

Jim: 25:19

these thick

Bobby: 25:20

arms are

Jim: 25:23

now they feel so big

Bobby: 25:27

all right so oh you're making me uncomfortable to oh my god me and my boyfriend.

Jim: 25:30

I love it you yeah cuz you're uncomfortable in your body it's it's great. It's hard.

Bobby: 25:35

Well I do want to talk about one thing that's kind of fucking weird and let you look it up first. No, there's a couple of things but no, I just saw common water. But that's not what I want to talk about.

Jim: 25:44

I do okay, well

Bobby: 25:45

tell us about have

Jim: 25:46

you ever seen common water like Come come out in water? Yeah, it looks like it's barely coming out. Yeah, it's it's not drip drip.

Bobby: 25:55

It does a little like floaty thing or like even if the water staying in the same place. It's one almost like genetic like frog tadpoles when they're in their little sacks with all their cousins or whatever brother baby brothers and sisters and those cousins firms together are tadpoles they're all stuck together with like this weird like mucus What am I even talk

Jim: 26:19

help me well, we talking Happy Memorial Happy Memorial Day. Happy Memorial

Bobby: 26:25

something say though but I don't know why we were cold water coming in water. Kevin water

Jim: 26:33

come in water. For some reason. I

Bobby: 26:35

thought of tadpoles but come on. Water is disgusting. So judge

Jim: 26:49

I can't wait for you to watch this video. Like I cannot wait for you to edit well, and

Bobby: 26:54

you're welcome. I'm actually scared. I am too old. I'm gonna quit Oh, I'm passing out you don't want to laugh too hard. Sometimes. I just try to make you nervous when I laugh too hard though. Sometimes when I pass out I'm like we saw Jim's religion. He was putting his cock to the sky for the sun gods to bless his wiener.

Jim: 27:19

This down I know it's weird. I'm never going to pull a man to wear again. No, I'm just very shocked about just your size. Because it's smaller than expected. It's

Bobby: 27:29

bigger than I expected.

Jim: 27:31

Well how tiny Do you was?

Bobby: 27:33

No because you always like play it up. You're like this little cock.

Jim: 27:36

It is little most of the time when it's cold. It's little

Bobby: 27:39

honey when you throw that out of that all unless you're like semi maybe it was well probably I mean I'm semi old actually a year pre comer so you might sound asleep. I'm semi right like you're you're already hurting about anything shut let's take a quick break.

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Bobby: 28:41

we're going to a marijuana um thing next week. Yeah, you're going you're going as a scientist and I'm going as a participant

Jim: 28:49

Wow. So anybody can go oh anyone kid Okay, I'll go if anyone can go I'll go yes you're going I'm not going as a pothead like you I am I have a medical card so high right and that's true. I

Bobby: 29:00

need my medicine. I

Jim: 29:03

have pain. Hi. Let's do a little card game.

Bobby: 29:08

Oh, we have no cards. Yeah, where are they? Are you gonna read the first one?

Jim: 29:12

Okay, and this is for you. Oh fuck let me just do a good shuffled because yeah,

Bobby: 29:19

it was a bad one.

Jim: 29:20

Okay, okay. All right. Truth a drink when when's the last time you thought you might die? What made you feel that way? Like yesterday

Bobby: 29:29

well I mean if we're being

Jim: 29:35

last time you breathe like that you thought you were die. I mean every night I think I'm gonna die. Okay from like, oh, what made you feel that way? Oh my god. I

Bobby: 29:42

have someone tell you Okay. Should I tell you now so I don't forget. Yeah, we went to that commute. Market. Okay, you were not available cuz you're sleeping. I met a coroner

Jim: 29:54

at this event. Coroner. Stop touching the light. It's so high. I'm not sitting in five feet away like you

Bobby: 30:02

well that's why you got to sit up bench This is called a fucking professional moment you were talking to a corner lead. Okay, so we were at this like thing and she was selling some like funky looking things. I was like, This is really fun. I was like, So do you like go to a thrift store and like find weird stuff? She's like, Yeah, actually. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. Now, okay, so all of a sudden she said, I'm in the medical field did it and of course Michael piped up and was like, Oh, well, she works at the corner office as a tech that cuts open bodies and gives organs away. So I said where I go, I think I need you on my podcast, so I added her and I was like, you're gonna come on like because I'm like, fascinated with death ball so freaked the fuck out too. So am I I'm freaking out. I'm like, this is the perfect opportunity to talk about death like with somebody who like literally is cutting people open. Daily. What does she do with the Oregon name's Katie. Okay, she gives them to the actual coroner so she's wanting to do the hardware part and then hands it Yeah, you've got to try that. I actually wanted to be like, hey, like that, like she come on the show. And then a second will be me at the morgue. But I'd be fine. I

Jim: 31:04

love that. I

Bobby: 31:04

would love it. I don't think it's gonna happen. It would freak me the fuck.

Jim: 31:07

Oh god. Did you come in your eye?

Bobby: 31:10

I'm telling you there's something wrong with my eye and I'm really sorry for the lamping guy.

Jim: 31:16

No, it's getting better. It's way better than earlier. Yeah, like I'm picking out although it's actually better than earlier. I find you had dirt in your raw so

Bobby: 31:25

Jim's going to some trash to live No, you already went to tell him you're coming back now you're going to Naples oh that's what you're repping Okay,

Jim: 31:33

yeah, I'm wearing the Naples houses down there. We're going to Naples and Marco Island where our condos are we don't have a house those

Bobby: 31:41

are God knows the house is gonna be some condos

Jim: 31:45

no we sold two condos but we're still going to the other condo I

Bobby: 31:48

heard something we won't talk about the company but do you get royalty checks?

Jim: 31:53

Oh well we're not allowed to disclose I found Oh wow. You can just like that.

Bobby: 32:02

That we have checks just floating around

Jim: 32:05

from people places and things so So you've heard about my royalty checks? Yeah, you've heard about my real T checks. I heard about all the checks coming in I love to check casket a cat cat cash kitty cat cat deposit electronically.

Bobby: 32:19

We would love for you to share with your friends because honestly when I say for you

Jim: 32:23

literally like the only reason we will record like this in this state.

Bobby: 32:27

The way that my body like the way that

Jim: 32:29

this body cloggers. I've had a hog clogher on the whole time I've covered up both tits and I've also thought I'm really embarrassed. I love that you the way you've been sitting you look like mother grandmother Willow just spreading eagle and not looking cute. Have you ever seen the mother mountain in Mallanna? Like you look like that? That mountain volcano woman with a died the volcano Woman

Bobby: 32:50

Oh yeah. That's I mean I've seen it but

Jim: 32:55

more one more one more sorry we can't remember a single song

Bobby: 33:05

someone has shown one word

Jim: 33:12

done a Nana done it. Done it. Oh wait, that's I'm frozen. Sorry. I was doing frozen. We're close to them beginning something about ocean floor. I want to see them look good. It's for just like marijuana. We love the 111

Bobby: 33:33

I'm wearing palm trees from Awana tonight thank you for listening or and watching if you're watching our we've already done two exams or 10 sisters last week. No we're not 10 sisters anymore because I thought we were allowed every time this show and most of the time these twins but that'd be kind of

Jim: 33:49

our but you got all the food in the womb. You're everything from Mother I was the malnourished you're the

Bobby: 33:55

mouthy bench. On the edge of me like you don't have a full body. I'm not carrying all the load you

Jim: 34:02

have. You have three arms. I have one.

Bobby: 34:04

Oh, I need everyone for you.

Jim: 34:06

Oh shit.

Bobby: 34:07

Well, do I need to? Yeah, I do. That's bullshit you didn't? Well, let's see. What am I supposed to do? We might just what's a habit compulsion or relationship? You wish you could quit? Well, not the same thing. You

Jim: 34:23

know the answer to that one. I don't know if I want to know the answer. It's called the podcast not well.

Bobby: 34:29

We're losing gym guys.

Jim: 34:32

No one's complaining. Now I have a compulsion that I wish I

Bobby: 34:36

could quit. I don't even think you're very well.

Jim: 34:38

Do I have a lot of habits food? Absolutely. Okay, fine food. I think ordering outfit. You're calling me fat. No. Taken from the moment I'm calling. I'm the one supposed to make you feel fat. And now I'm feeling fat. That's

Bobby: 34:52

called your that's your trauma from childhood. When your dad called you fat which we know you were chunker when you're growing up,

Jim: 34:58

I was husky. I wasn't fat. So was I? And look where I'm at. Okay,

Bobby: 35:03

there's no way you were just Husky was just husky. Honey. This body though, honestly Sapir the belly.

Jim: 35:10

When did this appear? Not disappear when did this up here

Bobby: 35:14

34

Jim: 35:15

Oh shit. That's what age I'm at. That's what I know. It's okay, so I'm kind of like holding on. You're just waiting for me. You're just fucking waiting for me. Oh yeah, you're um you're looking great. I'm like, Oh, I'm so I can't stop looking at your cock is pretty senior belly.

Bobby: 35:30

Yep. Pretty soon that's me second over and I'll be like, walking on the club bitch. And hopefully I'll be on my fuck. I'll have my he'll be on your deathbed. staples on my chest because I'll have on your chest and belly. I am getting a fucking gastric bypass.

Jim: 35:46

Are you really? I'm doing? I don't think he should.

Bobby: 35:50

I know. I'd be

Jim: 35:53

you'd probably be the one to burst it. Oh no, I'm not. They're like well, we velcroed it really tightly but you somehow ate enough to purse that belly. There's a leak

Bobby: 36:01

and we don't know why. No, honestly, I think it would be weird to see me skinny.

Jim: 36:05

I think I actually would hate it.

Bobby: 36:07

I'm hotter like,

Jim: 36:08

you kind of just like white trash if you were skinny. Yeah, it'd be gross. I'd have like a lot of skin. No, not doing it. Especially with that chunky that salt and pepper beard like absolutely not. Oh,

Bobby: 36:19

we're supposed to just format in which we're going to work on this week. Okay, I

Jim: 36:22

want to do it. No, just from waiting. With you get to put out I have little white

Bobby: 36:27

here. So room on my face. I want that chest hair. My

Jim: 36:34

eyes to do is ride your face.

Bobby: 36:37

This has been another episode not Well, I'm Bobby. And thank you so much for joining us today. I really appreciate it. I don't know if we do. I just I hope you

Jim: 36:47

appreciate it.

Bobby: 36:48

You better tell us how much you appreciate us.

Jim: 36:51

No doubt. I don't even appreciate this. So Happy Memorial Day and thank you for your service. It's

Bobby: 36:59

beyond more. This is like the week after but All right. Happy June.

Jim: 37:03

No, no. Happy pro ride.

Bobby: 37:06

Ride. We'll see you by growth