Lets Go Back In Time

Welcome to she's not doing so well. It's a podcast. I'm Bobby. I'm not the tongue. My tongue is in my throat. I'm gonna try to limit the fox to love it. I'm just so awkward at this God. Hello, everybody. Welcome to a special edition of she's not doing so well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim, welcome to our new listeners. This is a little episode that's kind of in between episodes because Jim was at the lake. Sorry, or Jim is at the lake. So that's why we were recording early. Yeah, we have two that we're doing best of. And by that I mean, it's not really best. It works out. Yeah, it's worse stuff because now stay tuned. It's not It's not bad. It's just not good. Yeah, it's early, early, early, early. Very I mean, it's it's so early we actually didn't release this. I mean, it's like our first ever episode and it is special. But it's really fun to listen back and hear what we were before we are what we are now. Before we were famous now that we're famous we can bring out the vault. Yes paint the picture for them open the vault. Okay, so this was like a year ago exactly when we started it was a fourth of July a little get together egg Yeah. before bed so we could like watch each other fuck each other. No, but just saying like you could if you needed to. So we set up the the thing downstairs that had the mics down at your kitchen table. Yeah, it was very echoey in the studio. Yeah, no studio. No headphones. No. Yeah, it was just screaming into the mic. Mostly me screaming Well, we both screamed a little bit, but it's just amazing to see what it's come from to what it is now. I mean, but it's come from whether It has come from and what it is to now True Match true it is actually quite incredible that how you've grown I mean bro and I mean physically well we heard you went through this with the pictures yeah we were way back here we were yeah we were feeling a little plump so we have a we went back through photos though and we found well I have grown but Bobby has stayed the same yeah I just got older looking but it's actually not a bad I'm not saying it's bad to look older looking. It's just slightly more sag, like a little more sag but actually like the same size on the same size. Yeah, it just is a little less. Yeah, like sag. That's the word that's it. It feels very droopy. Now I'm feel very shame heavy and just like tits are out and like the kids aren't perked anymore. They're kind of like hanging right underneath them when it's hot and it's hot. It's fun. Pass the pencil test. You know, the pencil test? Actually, I don't know if I can see. You could do it with your little Yeah. No No, he's still No, he's not No. Okay, so he's all freaked out over there but fail or not, it'll test and then move I leaned over like, we're gonna have to like bend. Yeah, you have to do like a half shell. These tests will not hold a pencil they won't. And then the point of it is like, yes and calm the fuck down. Okay, I just wish I could be lizzo who doesn't give a fuck. It'd be nice, right? But here we are. And she's fit. Like when she showed that video of her working out. Oh, yeah. Okay, it's like an I say that like person. Mm hmm. And you're an out of shape. bigger person. Yeah, I feel like I like I'm breathing heavy going up the stairs. I think I have COVID it's like no, you're fat fuck up gave co bad Okay, so I'm gonna paint the picture for us again. Okay, so we're sitting around a kitchen table we've been drinking. Oh, yeah. Friends outside in the baby pool like this is pre. Pre is what caused the hot tub because like you don't want just a baby pool again next year Dewey. Wow. So we're sitting there. We're screaming. It was awful. Jim kept getting up and Getting more drinks, as you'll hear in some clips course. Nervous, they were screaming it was bad audio so we're gonna put the first clip right now. Okay. Welcome to she's not doing so well. The podcast that is uglier than a bucket full of assholes. That was originally intro and now we have this I'm Rob I'm Jim and we are she's not doing so well. So wow that was the first ever literally out of our mouths that was the legit first ever and you're Rob. I was Rob because which is great if you're semi hiding hiding this from me but you were robbed at the moment. Yeah, it was pretend. Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna go by Rob that way. No one will know. But then I was like, I have to go all the way out. Yeah. And have to you have to buy that T shirt. You're always all the way out. I'm out. Yeah, so that was our first ever intro. We were gonna do like a. We're gonna do like a spin off where it was like everyone We could be like, we're the podcast that is like your pussy. It's kind of like Katia and sort of, but I was like, see? Yeah, but I was like, You know what? Some just it's not us. It's not us. Like we don't need catch lines. We're not there for that. No, and it sounded cheesy. It was like, Hello, aim gym. And we're like the bucket of assholes that you never want it. It's like is it? Are you really a bucket? Are you it gets worse. Okay? No, I'm I've been I just feel like I've been told I can do a podcast soon. Like, I'm sure this episode is not really a good it's gonna be rereleased. It's gonna be funny though. Because we're gonna be able to listen to like our first episode and think like, wow, we were so lucky because I'm kind of nervous. I'm not gonna lie. I'm actually nervous. Like, I don't know. Listen, bits are shaky. I can sit here and talk to you all fucking day long. But that was another clip from it. That is quite true. We're now shaking. I'm not shaking anymore. I'd only pick up that. Can you We're shaking. Okay, okay, well, that's my normal trademarking. Oh, no. I don't wish that upon anybody but, but if you did, but if I did, it would be towards No, just kidding. Um, so yeah, so that was a little funny clip because it's like we were foreshadowing our future. Horrible, horrible. And that was actually gonna be the first episode released like, I mean, we would have never made it this far. No, no like it's so funny. It wasn't, wasn't it was terrible. It was trash. I realized then that we had to get better audio equipment because if we're gonna be screaming and hollering we've got to be at least clear. Yeah, when I Hoot and holler. I need to be very crisp. Yeah, we got to hear that. Like we don't we have really good quality now, Honey, do we? Yeah, I mean, compared to comparatively Yes. Okay. Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, you have 15 seconds to convince me go. I've tried to convince you this whole goddamn time about this whole fucking podcast. I've had to just continually I try to talk you into it, dragging me through the mud. I'm gonna drag your ass to the mud and we're gonna We're getting out of your shell, we're gonna frolic around, you're gonna come out of that shell. I am. I feel like I have like a grade, like almost to Panis and it's like poking through. Yeah, it's like a shell. I have a little turtle head. It is like all of a sudden you're gonna just show that face and honey, we're gonna get we're gonna blow up. When we reach a certain number of followers to be determined. We are going to, we're going to do a reveal Jon's gonna reel his face if we get to a certain amount of followers on Instagram, Instagram or like what are you trying to say? Yeah, Honey, don't shy me. Yes. That you got a certain number that the thing is, is you still could be in the vaccines. You know what I mean? Like you don't have to do any medium can wear it. No, you have to still wear the unicorn head. But like yeah, nice for them to get a little peek of like what they're really dealing with and not like wouldn't have to keep it on we can do I'm sorry. Once they get a peek though. They're gonna want the whole thing they are they're gonna want the package honey, they want completely nude and like I could I think you should get nude with the hat on the Oh, that'd be kind of funny actually running around. Okay. alley with like, you're just showing your ass in the unit but it had to be like a chub because like, I'm, you know, a job. Yeah, like you don't want to like, you know, yeah, if you're gonna show it all you want to be like, Oh, you gotta get some form. Oh, you're talking about like a fluff job. Yeah, like oh law like you could fluff me I mean, here's the here's the thing. I'm not gonna get too far off track because this is like a little bonus episode listen to the first episode but true. fluffing is like mandatory for like, anytime your debt comes out. Okay, good. I was wondering you're not only one like when you were in Montreal, and you went to the bathhouse were you like, oh loft? Or were you? Well, yeah, you kind of fluff yourself a little I kept doing like, if you ever noticed guys, yeah. When they're playing you always. Like they always touch their deck to try to like tease it to get it to like get heart nobody is their true form. I feel like when they like they're when you first put on your pants. Yeah, you're trying to get it like half semi but not really semi but just like a little blood flow. Just a little bit of like, Oh, this is my wanted to have a forum right? You want to not to be like in its turtle shell. You don't want to do that. grade two turtle I like, especially in high school, there was a guy who was notorious like he almost was like a tic I feel bad for him. He was on the cross country team but like he would touch that area the privates all the time. Every like 15 to 20 seconds. Like if he was standing he just like what do you just grab it like pull it or like just touch a grabbing a pole like above? I mean, he had a tick. It was bad. And I was like, it's wiring not. You should be showing a little more than that. If you're touching it that often. I mean, I don't well. Maybe it wasn't my back. He had a tick. It was very often it was like God, I was so scared. I was gonna get a tick. And I still I'm scared. I'm have a tech, you might end up with one like the eye. Yeah, he's the eyes. I'm like, Oh my God, then I think about it too much. I'm like, Oh my god, I get it. Anyway, if you do have a tick, that's fine. Yeah. I mean, it's fine. Like we're not just terrified of it. No, I didn't find it actually, because of my Tick Tock usage. You've seen you do have a tail. And some people have they're like, just cuz I've got damn fucking shit. And I'm like, She's like, just because I have Tourette's doesn't mean I'm not a fucking mother fuck. I'm like, Oh, wow. Okay. It's like real. It's a tick. It is a thing. It's a tick. I know. And it's uncontrollable. And so I'm wondering why it was like grabbing his dick because he like couldn't help it. But why would you choose? I guess that could be your key would be sitting down in math. I remember I sat next to him in precalc. And he was he would just be grabbing it and I would look over and be like, God, they've had it. Like, I'm grabbing it. My God literally grabbing it. As he's sitting doing a math problem. He's using his left hand to grab his deck. They literally probably have a conference with the parents everything like he grabs his dick. That's his tech. I think they had to grab the deck for the tech. Someone must have complained at some point. Oh, is he been in 100 He's like, grabbing it. You know, they're looking at me here and have a teacher that was like Billy keeps grabbing his cock. She like goes home and thinks of it every night but she's complaining about originally like he was actually fucking somebody got one of the highs. Another one. Yeah. Yeah. Good turn now. That's very interesting about the tax talk it's also just interesting though that guys are always grabbing so back to back to that like there are a lot of guys like straight guys will always grab, they always think they're good enough you're always feeling not adequate enough and the thing is, is you are and actually trust me are soft to get honest with you. I like seeing soft tech so I like when they're nice looking and like you can see them but it really matters. What's inside your soul. It doesn't matter what your personality but also like when you get hard is really where people yeah, judging you. But even then, like, even then ask a lot of bottoms, let's say when we were in Montreal, and we were at the strip clubs, the guys who came out and were completely average were it was just as much if not hotter, like right, it's hotter to me when you're normal. It was hotter when we were like okay, so you're just like me and you're on right and who wants to see I mean, and you know, yeah, I Why do you why gold Cox back in the face and I'd rather have like a normal person where I'm like, Oh, I could actually go home with you. Yeah, were you this big. I don't want you near me to be honest with you. I can't I put in my mouth I can't put it in my head do anything with it right like I might as well give you a handjob with two hands. Well, I'm gonna get out of this as a fisher and you don't need it. Exactly like some thank you but it's fun. It's fun to look at everyone smile, but like, I want your I want you to have like, average dick energy. You know, instead of energy. I want average the average average chick energy. Yeah, I 100% agree. Look how much we're growing in one year. We really have changed. We have I mean, physically and emotionally. Let's hear the next clip. Good. There's no stopping honey. I mean, maybe you shouldn't drink your wine with a straw. Maybe that's the problem. As she grabs a paper straw is going to refrigerator episode. So on. Yeah. Oh, wow. I'm surprised I could walk at that. Like just from hearing my voice. Well, the thing is, we were so nervous that we're like, let's just drink like, that's all. Wine and we're like, a first date, nervousness where you're like, I have to have at least three drinks before I go on the date because right? Before you do like an LGBT panel, you just have to Margarita with vodka and you're like, Hi guys. Like, listen, I'm fine. But I had to get drunk to deal with these. No, I like they were so nice. And I'm like, um, I looked up and you're like, because Margaret like tequila is a different drunk than beer. Oh 100% for those of you that can't relate, just skip on over honey. But for those of you can relate Margarita isn't like tequila and in general is just a does it hit you for it? Yeah, cuz I get the disease and then I'm like, Oh, I can't speak cuz I'm so dizzy. Yeah, exact. No, tequila is a whole different killya one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor. Five tequila, Six. Seven tequila more floor. Hor Oh whore. So I like that. So floor and then whore. You're a whore that sore on the floor front. tequila, tequila, Mexico. This is the part of the show where we'd scream. And you're still some like it. Yeah, I mean, I don't even know how you're screaming like that. Oh my I know it was called a wine cooler. It was something. It was called a wine ratchet that we had last July 4. I don't even know. Oh, wow. So we thought we were gonna build a whole show off of me screaming basically, Derek, oh, my God, you're so funny. You have to be on this podcast. Like we're gonna, like reach people. We're gonna like be on a team. I'll talk and then he started screaming. I was like, Oh, I was like, that's the part of the show where we scream like what it was I there you really were rude. It was, um, but there's another moment that I need you to listen to. It's my first deep moment of the podcast. The unreleased podcast I was an angry person before I came out to be honest with you, like people thought I was just grumpy. Yeah, but it was I was shutting down yeah, I think I've abused myself. I mean this is a serious topic honestly. But I think you abuse yourself as a LGBTQIA yeah person I agree. You're constantly beating yourself up and constantly trying to be something that you don't even really want to be because you're not that and if you were that I don't know it's just I mean that was like that like future tense with present tense with past tense I know like you don't want to be what you were but you were what you are gonna be when you are what you're supposed to be the universe is follows and you are you that's the map sync and the maps such as I hate to bring up Miss South Carolina again but but are surging there so you have to Yeah, who knows this episode goes out that whole world could be we could all be in back to hold on. Yeah, well So you did have a deep but we have deep moments regularly like every week. Now we do and this is where, okay, better. They're better and they're more organized and know how to edit. Yeah, well, editing is really tricky is you're like a literal production manager now where you're like, look at me, I'm like, Oh, my God, Brock is ready to take on any and any job and if you want to get out if you have an idea for a podcast hit me up. I will fucking produce you how soubrette can do so Brock is about to be a production company slash podcast. You don't want to put me on the pride 48 network. That's fine. We don't need to be on that because that's where everybody else is all the gays. I bet all the gay No, really are they? Yeah, we don't need them. We never have never will. We're gonna do our own thing. We continue to strive ahead, but this is our brand. It's screaming. It screaming drinking, drinking and being serious though. Like I feel like that really is Yeah, the key to our success. Mm hmm. is the fact that we can literally go You're such a fat fucking bitch and then be like, Whoa, Really, let's talk about being fat. And here's why. So it's like one of those things where you break the ice with the humor, and then you get serious, but then you break it again, with the humor. It's like, yeah, you don't I mean, you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? But no, but I do actually know You mean this time? Because that's, that's exactly my vision for this whole thing is Yeah, like, I mean, you need to use humor to, sorry, hit the mic, but we need to use humor to help us breach those hard topics, because they're not easy to just come sit down and go. Okay, so let's talk about your body image and how you perceive yourself. Right? It's like, I don't actually want to do that. But we are going to do it and we're going to do it in a funny way. You have to and you're it was somebody who said this and I was actually listening to Heather McMahon's her podcast. She's so amazing. I love her. I need to meet Joan Rivers said if you can't laugh at the human condition, what can you laugh at? And it's kind of true. Like, right now. It's like you have to be able to laugh and make fun of and by that I mean it's very self deprecating humor. Like I don't like when you talk like that. It's a joke. It's to make people feel comfortable. So that then they can discuss it with their friends. And yeah, like, you know, I don't know, I love a big huge cheese pizza, but I really do want to get my weight under control. Can we talk about how to do or you know? Yeah, like it's right. It's kind of I don't know, you have to be able to talk about the hard topics with your friends. Because what are they for? If right and, and if you can't talk about hard topics, what are you doing because you're not being real? Like you got to be able to like, open your soul a little bit you have to in this podcast is the more you open up your soul, the more you really like show your real self, the more people can relate and then it like kind of all just falls. It all follows follows the little falls down. Let's hear the last clip. And yeah, we're excited to have you guys back our next episode is gonna be about coming out. It's gonna be intense. So it's gonna be sort of like a box of tissues because there might be actually ears. I mean, I'm gonna cry, but it'll be in a good way in a good way. He's gonna cry and sigh Oh. Oh my god. Oh, that was that was loud. Really, really loud. We're working on the mics we're working my life it's a work in progress. We're all works in progress. For example, Aqua fog wash and that's how I want to end this as we are all works in progress. We're very much growing nobody's perfect. Nobody's perfect this podcast. I don't give a fuck if you're Gareth Nolan. You're not perfect. Oh, he's hot. Don't you deprecate him? He's so hot, but he didn't. He really is sweet. My fucking story you want his dad as well. So I don't want to hear it. He is hot. But the thing is, is what you really like though, is the vpl. I do and I really like his belly button even though I've never been been in LA Gina Monica. Okay, so I just spoke like the Sims. Yeah. All the sins are Animal Crossing. Is that what they do? Weird, but yeah, the heart of the heart of the vpl is really, really We want to see them all the heartbeat of the vpl I want to see a bulge, but you can be the hottest person on there's something he's still in here. There's something bothering him. Oh for sure. Why do you think he's reaching out to all these thousands hundreds of million? Okay, he's got 4 million followers. Why? Why? On Tick Tock on Instagram. I wasn't ready for that 4 million on Tick Tock. Okay, then we love him. And there's we have no no booty, no. Love him. And we want all his fans to show we love him and his vpl. And we love them. No, we do. And the thing is, is there's something that he could probably bring to this podcast, I've already invited him on, but he ignores it. There's a lot he could bring. But that's why I kind of like will randomly message people, even if they're not like, I'm not looking for the most famous people either. Like I'm looking for people who are like, just hit fame or just hit something big and I want to talk to them and say, Hey, you know, because they're still insecure, they're still open. They're still honest. And that's what I wanted people honesty. So yeah, so this has been a recap episode of she's in bay bay. bay bay. bay bay. Oh, that's cute. You really just really fill in that journey for you hit the nail on the head and you're hungry. I'm hungry so I'm trying to wrap it up. Okay Dallas, but this has been a recap episode of she's not doing so well. Please follow us on iTunes if you all choose to do and you shall choose to give five stars please five star review write your craziest review and I'll read it then you might win a fanny pack Hey, we have families and we have mouth guards or what they call a little like math masks for mask it's true because guess what? This country is probably a mask for mask now we should be mask or mask if you're not from now when dick cheney his mask or mask you should ask for a man. When when a guy who blows his own face up. What's that? What happened? Did he do that? Like how did this happen? Oh, he shot someone else He did? Yeah, he did. Well, this is another episode of she's not doing so well. We hope to see you next week. I'm Bobby on Jim, thank you for joining us for this special edition to reminisce with us. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for listening to another episode of she's not doing so well. 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