lovers-whose-genitals-were-like-those-of-donkeys-and-whose-emission-was-like-that-of-horses.mp3

00:00 SPEAKER_10 Are you someone who's like anti-religious and that's why you're holding that sign? No. This is from the Bible. I know, I know, but are you a fag who's protesting God or are you like saying it's free? Can I ask you a question? Is it bad if men just stand like that or do they actually have to fuck each other? Well if they're playing football or leapfrog, it's also okay. It looks a lot like they're playing football. How do you feel about football? I'm pretty fond of football. Do you know why you're so concerned with sex?

00:33 SPEAKER_02 With sex? I'm concerned with the fact that Clinton supports homosexuality is what I'm concerned with. Yeah, but that's sex, right? Well I suppose if you want to say it is, then it is. The reason it's bad is because if you read the Bible, you'll know that God disapproves of it pretty strongly. Homosexuality? Yes, he destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because of it.

00:54 SPEAKER_10 And any country who supports it wholeheartedly like Clinton wants this country to do is going to be destroyed. And how do you feel about heterosexual sex? It's okay if you're married. Are you married? No.

01:10 SPEAKER_06 Have you ever had sex? No. Okay. What's that? Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Not Well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim! Happy Pride! Oh, happy pride! God loves the fags, honey. Or apparently hates because as we just saw in that clip. We are going to get a little religious this episode, just slightly. I'm going to be speaking in tongues. Whoa! Why do they… I don't understand why people… There's so many things about it I don't understand. Like why don't… what are we doing here? Why is that always a thing? It's the shakalaka. It's like they're using key words from the Middle East. It's like, honey, do you think there's like a language translator and they have like 10 key phrases. You have to say shakalaka. But wasn't tongues like… Speaking in tongues. But isn't that like… It's like the Holy Spirit came over them and it like caused them… And it's like, oh no, and you're watching these videos of these kids. Can you imagine all 12 apostles at once just being like… And Jesus is like, what the fuck are you doing? I just want to break some goddamn bread and have some wine, honey. Feast on my body, bitch! Feast on this whole… Can you imagine me in 12 in like the Pentecostal church and it's your turn to get up there like… And they're like… Like, so bad he let the Lord take you and you're like, okay, la la la la la… And then you get the snake on you. Snake charm! Anyway… I hate everyone. Imagine how insane that would be. Like I want to go undercover and join a church like that and just be like… We should go undercover, do a whole documentary like almost like a Borat. But we're covering gays and we want to be saved. Save me! We have so many good ideas, especially when I puff this pen. Make sure you give us a call. 614-721-5336. 614-721-5336. We love to hear from you. We have a good call today. Okay. Ow! Ow! No, I pressed on something and it hurts. I don't know why. You're just getting old. This is what I'm talking about. No, this is me. I'm like, oh, all of a sudden my ribs are out of place. Why does that toe hurt? No idea. I want to go shout to Micah from Seattle. Oh, I liked that. Wasn't that the sweetest? That was nice. Micah listened to all 201 episodes. Which… Which begs the question, what does he do for a living? Laughs his ass off, that's what. Oh no, those cringe. Shitting my back! Those cringe. That was so cringe. Listen to us. Laughs his ass off. But he explained about the SIM cards and it's like, I was told at Verizon, like they make it so difficult to switch because it's… So easy to get your information. Scammers are out there. So they're just protecting you. Oh, what if we just talk like this all the time? It is pride. It's pride. I hate pride. Okay. So yeah, Micah, thank you so much. Is it Micah? Micah, thank you. Micah, thank you so much. And if we're ever in Seattle, we will definitely have a drink. You will have more than a drink there, honey. I realize I think I'm an alcoholic. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

04:15 SPEAKER_03 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

04:19 SPEAKER_06 I'm not. I'm not. You're not an alcoholic. You're just a binge drinker. Yeah, like I'm really like… You're more like a tank. I can't, I'm like Frank the Tank. It's not your fault. But then I'm sober during the week. I'm fine during the week, I don't need anything. I know, you don't drink at all. I hate alcohol and then I'm like… And then Saturday night comes along and you're like glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. Two shots of vodka. You can play that clip. It's more like I just sort of… You can play that clip. What clip? Oh, you haven't seen this? Okay, I fucking love it. It's like one of my all time favorite clips, like ever. So Sandra Lee… No, she the one that makes… I think she used to date like Andrew Cuomo. Not even kidding. But anyways, she had… I was thinking Sarah Lee. Like doesn't she make cakes? She makes frozen pies. So Sandra Lee had a cooking show when I was growing up, so in the 90s-ish, early 2000s maybe. It was called like… Semi-homemade cooking with Sandra Lee. And she would buy shitty ingredients. Okay. So just a shot of vodka or two and then it's like the whole bottle. Two shots of vodka. And it's a four that you would appreciate. So let's just… It's a gay pour. Here we go. Just putting her kiwi.

05:25 SPEAKER_09 Two shots of vodka. Like it's literally the amount. Like it's like a vodka. Like… Two shots of vodka. Like… Two shots of vodka. Like… Two shots of vodka. Like… Like it's literally the amount.

05:36 SPEAKER_06 Like it's like a vodka. Like… Two shots of vodka. Like… And look at her smile. She knows exactly. One, two, three, four, five. Oh, that's like three shots of vodka, honey. At least. No, at least because those were… I mean that was just glug, glugging out. That was glugging. That's what glugging is. But she always got blacked out. She would make the best drink. You would have loved her. She was like, let's cut some meat off. Every meal came with a cocktail for that meal. So she would be like… Did she get the very beginning too? So she's like camera by the end. She's like… No, you could tell she was a little tipsy. I do my best work when I'm tipsy and high. Agree. I can make a fucking good burger when I'm drunk and high. I can make a good pizza. No, it's that mac and cheese… Or no, the Alfredo, homemade Alfredo sauce. Oh yeah, drunken noodles that I make. Bobby's drunk noodles. Ooh, they're special. I don't know every time it's different. Just a lot of spices. I usually… Here's what it is. Ooh, I want this. When I'm drunk or high and I'm cooking, I'm not afraid to use a spice or two. I need spices. I don't… Like, if it's half the salt, I'm gonna put a whole thing of salt. Yes, absolutely. Like I'm trying to… So when I'm high drunk… Cajun seasoning. That can make anything good. And you're like… Okay, so we did get a follow-up phone call. Oh my God, what? Okay, I love this. Yes! The guys, the boyfriend and him were talking to some guy for like three years. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. They never met him, like, at all. And we were like…

06:56 SPEAKER_08 Hey guys, it's also Six calling with an update. Shit. So I guess you guys had some questions. So no, we were not being catfished. Both my partner and I have both video-chatted with this person who lives in another city. I'm trying to remember what questions you had, but no, we weren't catfished. We both video-chatted with this guy for like almost three years, but I don't know. He's just being really funky. And then we had a situation that I called about earlier and you know, it just is what it is. I'm not talking to him anymore and neither is my partner and whatever, just weird. And Bobby, you mentioned having sex while high on edibles. It is awesome. The only downside for me is that it takes me way too long to come. But when it happens, it is exciting. It is explosive. So anyway, I don't know if I answered all the questions you guys had about my situation, but I do remember the catfish question.

08:15 SPEAKER_06 So no, it is not a catfish. I feel better about that. Yeah, thank God. Because I was getting nervous. And they're not talking anymore, so that's good. So this guy obviously has some problems. Yeah, for three years you could have chats. Was it boring and tired for you? Are you boring and tired? What were we just saying though? What did you just say though? We were thinking something during that and you said something, I swear. I didn't say anything. Did I say something? Yeah, you said something, I swear. Roll the tape. Roll the goddamn tape. I'll figure it out later. Of course, when I'm like, I'm going to say this. Oh no, you're going to be asleep. It's bad. I'm not going to speak it in tongues. Speaking in tongues. Yes, thank you for calling. We had another one, but I was like, we read it last week.

09:08 SPEAKER_07 No, it's the one that… I'll play it since you did call. This is in response to your request on my comment on the Reddit post about the cringiest thing you've ever done. Oh man, all right. So I was like, 2021. And it was back when Talk Like a Pirate Day first became a thing. Or at least the guys knew about it. And I asked the guy out through whatever messenger app it was at the time. But I wrote the entire message in the tone of a pirate. Like with Yarr, and I think I ended it with Maydee. And I definitely know that I used the phrase, Hardy Commestables. He politely turned me down. It was like 17 years ago. And I still cringe about it to this day. So bad.

09:46 SPEAKER_06 Oh man. Ending the message with Maydee to me is like, oh fuck. Arr, Maydee. It's like a serious dating question. Arr, Maydee. Why did that become popular? I'm just still confused about that. I mean we haven't had pirates. Well I guess there's still some only pirates. I was like there haven't been pirates in hundreds of years. Remember that Tom Hanks movie? I'm like say it to Jack Sparrow. Oh my god. Poor Jack. They really wrung him dry. Just like that cow with RuPaul. Drag Race cow. I mean Jack Sparrow has been in like eight movies. And his daughter is now on the show The Idol. Check it out on HBO if you want to see Pussy and Cock. I'm not actually a fan. Wow. Oh my god. It's pretty raunchy. You can see Pussy and Cock on The Idol? So it went on to some, it's written by the… I'm dying. I can't. He's speaking in tongues. It was written and produced by The Weeknd. It was written by him too. He just changed his name. To Curtis. To what? No, it's his real name. He doesn't go by The Weeknd anymore. Are we doing this Puff Daddy P Diddy Diddy thing? I think he's done with his music career and he's going into movies. So I think he's going by Curtis. Which, okay, good for you Curtis. It's pretty raunchy. I guess he's trans now. Well I guess that is what's considered trans. You can't change anything. You change yourself in any way, you are trans. And that's on God period. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. You are on something. It's called marijuana. It's called marijuana and work all day. And what did you have for lunch? Because I think sometimes when you get a certain special thing for lunch, you act different. What do you think I got? Something from Wendy's or something like delicious. Something delicious. Something naughty. It's naughty. It's actually not. Waywatchers only 14 points. That's not that bad. I mean when you get 62 honey. You get 62 points. Okay. Yeah, I'm a ha. I'm a haas. I thought you were going to say hog. I'm a hot haas hog. I'm a hog. It's actually, it was inappropriate. Chick-fil-A. You got chick-fil-A. Spicy chicken sandwich babe. It's only 14 points. No, just the sandwich and I had a popcorn. Popcorn. What does that mean? I had a popcorn? I had a little popcorn bag from CVS. I'm always like what the hell. She's like let's go get popcorn. I'm like popcorn, that's not a snack. It's 4 points for 4 cups. Of this popcorn. You can just eat it like a bitch. I can see why. But I'm like if it's not movie theater drenched in fake butter and salt, then I don't want it. I don't even know what that tastes like. I would never make popcorn at home. I want movie theater butter. What the fuck is in that? It's just like this liquid gold. It's crack. And I'm like shake shake shake. I guess when you do pour a gallon of butter, I think it's going to taste good. But it's kind of scary. But I don't think it's butter. That's the thing. It's like some oil. But it tastes like butter. It gives you popcorn lung. Great, it's probably like lead poisoned. Speaking of popcorn lung, I know we both definitely grabbed the bag out of the microwave and were like as kids, did you not smell the bag? Yeah, wait, that can give you popcorn lung? Well that's the chemical. That butter flavoring is the chemical that gives people popcorn lung. Popcorn lung. I think this gives you popcorn lung too. No, no. We have it by now. Wait, what do you mean popcorn lung? Like you have popcorn in your lungs? People who worked in the popcorn factories, the fake butter chemical that they used was really harmful to breathe in. And when it's concentrated especially. So they were breathing in that chemical and it was destroying their lungs. That's great. So popcorn lung. It's great to know that the FDA approved but we can't get a fucking side thing of wagovi approved. They are literally. I also have a beef to say that this is not really good. You've got a lot of beef. I've got a saggy beefy con. Gay. Now I'd like to address two individuals that the gay community does like. I'm going to actually play a clip from us. Let's do a little side by side. And then a clip from, yeah, a little side by side, a little like.

14:07 SPEAKER_01 Last week on Not Well, Bobby and Jim bring up the subject of open caskets.

14:11 SPEAKER_06 That's assuming your face survives. Like what if you died in a car crash and your head is ruined. Like you're not going to have an open casket. Do you even want an open casket honey? Look at you. You don't have a face for death. You don't have a face for death. We've got to stop this open casket bullshit. We can do that. I don't think anyone. No one I know wants that. I keep thinking back to the. When they're like they're close to the casket. I'm like I. I don't want it's not them. Doesn't look like him at all. Do you know how many times I've heard that from relatives saying it doesn't look like them at all. That's what they do. Yeah, it doesn't cause they're dead. I don't understand the whole open casket thing. I'm so sorry. She looks great. She looks like she's in peace. I'm done. I'm done with this pomp and circumstance of that whole situation because we're all faking it. We don't want to be there. No one ever wants to be there. I don't want to see my loved one just dead laying there being like no.

15:11 SPEAKER_01 Meanwhile on the bald and the beautiful with Trixie and Katya. They have a similar subject a week after not Wells episode. I know you're feeling a little more open casket this time of year.

15:17 SPEAKER_04 Rather than an unlocked grave. You know what's funny.

15:21 SPEAKER_05 I was like open casket. I was like thinking about open concept floor plans. I was like open caskets are so crazy. That is so morbid. You know what. Why don't they just. I mean why don't they just. I mean why don't they just. Why don't they just shoot the body out of a cannon into the lake.

15:40 SPEAKER_04 It's so crazy. Has anybody. Has anybody in the audience of this has anybody been to a funeral. Where you saw a body in a cabinet. A casket. And you weren't traumatized by it. But now my last picture of them is them.

15:54 SPEAKER_05 Powdered down in that casket. Powdered. And looking a little like who done it and ran and also a little suspiciously not like the person you remembered. Because they're different now. Yes. They're a bloated hollowed out.

16:06 SPEAKER_04 Caked up husk. Yeah. I don't like that. Imagine the last time you see your husband is like his embalmed body. And you know you always hear this. They did a beautiful job. Oh yeah yeah yeah. It's like it's not a piece of pottery. Well you know that they have to use special make up. It could be number 9 acrylic but it's called non thermogenic make up. Most make up is formulated to blend based on warming up to your body heat. With a core positional body heat. But they do space heaters in the coffin now.

16:36 SPEAKER_06 Now. Huh. And when were they released? We released first. They released after us. I believe they did. So it's a week like our last week was now this. Yeah. They're on this week. So what do you want to say to that? I don't know if it's them directly. I don't know if it's their writers but someone's watching and someone's stealing. Honestly I think that the truth needs to just come out. That we're probably just going to be the writers. I mean why don't we just do this for. Yeah we should be the writers. If you're like. Or we could give them topics at least. If you're like an M list celebrity. Like us? We're like Z honey. We're like oh I know. We're double A. We're below Z double A. I'm XXL. Did your heart just skip a beat? No I just can't remember what I was saying. Anyway bitch stop copying us. You fucking whores. We can make you famous. We can easily give you what you need to get ahead. Just come sit and talk to us once and all of a sudden you'll be like on award shows. Oh there's Hannah Iambiner again. Oh there's Trana Wintour. There's Trana on like famous in Montreal now. There's Grace Vanderbilt. Grant Vanderbilt. That situation. I mean we had two chances. We had two chances but also I'm kind of glad. Yeah I'm too. I think you would have made out with him or something. I wouldn't have. I don't do chubby. No offense to our chubby listeners. You do chubby. I've seen you with chubby. Yeah but I like being the chub. I like chasers but I do like a chub. At cannonball you did. I had to pull you away from that. This is actually such a good. So I went on Reddit. What am I going to? Page four. Three. Right there. There's your… Oh yeah yeah I like that. And then we can bleed into that. Then I'll go to church. So basically what I did was I decided I was going to make a post again this week. Because it seems like it's getting good feedback. And I'm looking at… it's really weird. I look at Yahoo and I'm finding these little like 25 things people have said. Blah blah blah whatever it is. So this one was people sharing experience of pretty privilege. Okay. So I guess pretty privilege is like you basically can get away with murder just because you're hot. Is the way that I believe some guy on Reddit was like none of you guys are answering even though this is. I'm like okay calm the fuck down. I know. He's the gatekeeper of pretty privilege. I can't even say it fast. He's the gatekeeper. So anyway I posted I want to hear their stories. So there's a few of them that I need to read because I'm blacked out. I'm not blacked out but I can't read. So your post said I want to hear your stories of exclusion of feeling left out or even the moments when you found yourself being the pretty one. Maybe even rejected solely because you don't fit the mold or perhaps you witnessed first hand the talk with your ex. I'm not going to go into that. I'm just going to read a few of them and then I'll go into my own story. So you posted that. Okay. So you posted that. So I posted that. So you posted that. So you posted that. So one Reddit response was older guys are obsessed with youth and beauty. They are themselves below average and will almost exclusively chase only guys who are 18 to 25 and who fit the conventionally attractive category. For me it grosses me out such obsessive almost predatory behavior but that's what I've been noticing. Okay so this is obviously a little twink. It's a little twink who is like not hot enough to get. No he's mad. He's not like a daddy that's like eh. I mean he's like a bank teller. He's a daddy but technically not. He can take you to Roadhouse. Texas Roadhouse every once in a while. Texas Roadhouse every once in a while. But that's it. Mainly it's McDonald's. But I kind of took offense to that because I'm thinking like so again. So we're not allowed to like. This is what the people. Pretty people. I guess young equals pretty in that guy's opinion. It doesn't. Let me tell you. I've been out and seen some of these like 25 year olds. It's like well. In 10 years you might really grow into this. But right now. And then there's others that are really ugly. And I have to tell you. But the way they're acting online you would not think they're aware. And I think it's really funny when people have attitudes when they're ugly. It's like girl. Yeah like look at us. Yeah look at me. We're ugly but we don't have an attitude. This is so bad. I don't. Oh my god. Okay. Eww. What is going on here? Some type of syndrome. Like I'm telling you like something's off. And I'm like okay. Oh no. It's not looking good. Oh. Is this? Hideous. Like absolutely hideous. My cousin text me and goes did something happen? I go I think just when you're an asshole. Was it a car accident? Directly into a wall? I don't know. I'm not making it fun. But you know what's weird? It's always been like that. When he was younger it wasn't as ugly. And of course he had to share that picture recently because insecurities. Well everyone wants to go back to their youth. Like look how pretty I was. It's like no we don't care. I want to know how you look now. Yeah I want to see you now honey. It almost looks like you know when people die in their face molds or whatever. Yes. What's it called? Molding they call it? Molding. Molding. I don't know what you're saying. It's not mold it's like clay. Like last of us? Oh. No it's like clay. Oh gets firmed? I don't know. Another response on reddit about pretty privilege. People will want to be next to me. They usually try to like things that I like so we can be having more in common. I can say a lot of shit and they still buy it. I can be mean without being taken seriously. That's true. So I picked the two. That's actually true because I've met pretty people where I'm like listening to them like you're just an asshole. And it's like you're just an asshole. And you can get away with it. Other people are like ha ha ha. I'm like no they're kind of a bitch. Right and hotness only can get you so far. And now if you're one of our hot listeners we do accept selfies and nudes. We do. We readily. We get them quite a lot. What was that? I don't know. You're like no I'm not. So yeah basically. Basically what did you learn? So what I learned is that just because you're fucking pretty you can get away with a lot of shit. And it makes sense because I feel like I'm also pretty. So sometimes. Wow. Yes. I. I'm trying to think of what you can get away with. So let me just tell you Mike. Like what can you get away with. Okay so let's talk. Let's have a chat. So I think in some instances I'm like they're like watch where you're going fat ass. Like get out of the way and I feel that way more often than not. But there's some places that I walk in honey. And you are the star. And I'm the star. And I can get away with murder. I don't pay a god damn dime. I've seen younger guys especially be like. I'm getting on daddy status. Once 40 hits. It's happening. I'm ready. Young daddy. No but when you're 40 you're going to be like. I'm hot. I'm just like cool. So you are kind of a daddy and I can see that's going to become hot. But I think also something I've remembered this week. Because I was talking with Matt about this. How you need to love yourself and be body positive. Lizzo has entered the chat. I'm just saying like. Like what's making you say this. Well recently what's been happening is Matt has found himself comparing himself to other people. And you know we all do it. We all see other people. We all see other bodies and we're like. I want to be that or I want to be that. I want to be that. I want to be that. I want to be that. I want to be that. I want to be that. I wish I was that. He's better looking than me. And it's like you can always do that. Well there's always going to be someone uglier. There's always going to be someone hotter. Like even in the gym. I just said there's always going to be somebody uglier. That is so rude. Sorry. I'm not a toxic gay. I can't wait for pride. There's always someone uglier than me. I'm just like looking at you like right. I'm about to say. So I always tell Matt that comparison is the thief of joy. Which is something I have gone back to over and over. And when I look back through my life there are all these times where I have compared myself to other people. Like oh if I just had more money. If I just had better looks. If I had a better job. If I had gone to school longer. If I had done this or this or this. If I had moved here. And I used to before the past few years. Wow that's a nice car. They're on vacation again. Oh my god. They eat whatever they want and they look like this. And it's just like you do it all the time. But then you're not getting happier doing that. What are you learning from it? You're making yourself worse. You have to stop comparing and just live your own life. But I was telling Matt about Bozzie. Bozzie, Bozzie, Bozzie. I think there's a gas in the room. We're being gaslit. But I was talking about body positivity and I was mentioning you. And I was like since I've met you I've realized you can be the exact hottest person in the room. And be whatever size. You carry yourself in a way that you're like I know I'm hot. People are going to come up to me. And then they do. Because you know you're hot. So you don't have to worry. You're not comparing. But I'm really not. I put on a really good front. I will say that. I'm going to be like okay I'm fucking here. And it's cringe and whatever. But for me that's how I prepare myself to deal with hatred and these assholes that. Right are going to say bad things. And that's like Dustin our friend in LA who made the shirt. He got called a fat fuck. And then he made the shirt fat fuck. Don't you remember our old co-host was so obsessed with looks. And it's like it's not that. It's not that. No one cares about that in the long term. And they go away. You eventually get old. And as we can see some of us aren't aging as well as others.

26:37 SPEAKER_07 I gave him everything.

26:39 SPEAKER_06 I was half a virgin when I met him. And so what do you think that we can be more body positive if we're not. If we're not like the traditionally hot form. Right I mean I'm not like. If we're someone like you. Someone like me. I think it's a mental thing. That's what I'm trying to tell Matt. It's in your head. It's a mindset. Because no one else is going to necessarily tell you. They're not going to come up to you and be like you're super hot. I mean you might have that one person or a couple people. In your life are like really really attracted to you. And you can trust them and be like well I'm hot to them. But in general you're not going to walk around the mall. And people are going to walk up to you and be like wow you're beautiful. Yeah. Like it's not going to happen. So you have to know that. It's about self-worth to me. And I think a lot of people are learning that as they get older. And I wish I knew it when I was younger. If I were in my 20s and knew that. I would have been well I would have gotten fucked all the time. We would have been. We would have had. Drug resistant chlamydia. We would be done. We would be dead. We would be like yeah let's go to this back alley and get fucked. Literally. So now I just think it's better that we know now. But it would have been fun. But I keep learning a lot of things like that. The wisdom is actually really starting to resonate with me. That's why I'm not bothered anymore. I just walk around and I'm like next. What's the next thing. I was dancing there. I'm learning that I don't really fucking. You were in the middle of the floor and you were like dancing. Because the thing is. And I'm filming you. You would have been like no don't film me. Yeah like who the fuck are you in the corner. Honey because guess what. You're hot now because you're young based on these little comments for these little boys from Reddit. You're young and you're hot and you're cool. But guess what. You're going to be me soon. That doesn't mean you're not hot. It means you're old. But what you realize is that you don't really give a fuck about the people like you. No I think we're looking back and we're seeing these young people. And we're like ew and we were that though. We were that. The vast majority of them only have their youth. They only have youth. And they're just like coasting off the youth. And as it like peters out and wears down and they're in their 30s. Mid 30s. Yeah you start to realize like who's really nice. Who's a good person and who's just trash. Who is hot and then part of your friend group because they were hot. But then you're like what do you actually bring to the table though. Are you a big fish in a little pond or are you just a big fish. You love that saying and I think it's actually. Well I think it's actually. Well we're in Columbus so I see all the time I go out to AWOL and I'm like big fish in a little pond. It's kind of like this podcast to be honest with you. I really tried to change my mindset on it because I actually really do enjoy the process. And I've been hearing a lot about people saying like you know like they're like oh I made it. But then like you don't enjoy the process because you're just looking so far ahead. But the process is it. That is the journey. That is the goodness. I'm changing. I'm telling you. Ever since I went to Camp Buckwood and got naked. Like I've been in the same place for like a year. And I've been like I'm going to go to a different place. And I've been like I'm going to go to a different place. And I've been like I'm going to go to Camp Buckwood and got naked. Like I don't give a fuck anymore. And to me it's like it's not even. And I was actually talking to my mom. This is going to be crazy. It's hitting. Like this is now I'm on my mom. I was talking to my mom yesterday and I was telling her about how I feel like we have a responsibility sort of. And I don't know why. But I do feel like there's a responsibility for me to be a voice for people who maybe can't speak up. So I was telling her how I was like really annoyed at Pride. And I really don't want to do Pride. And it's annoying to me and all this shit and blah blah blah. Right. And I was like but I feel like for some reason I need to be a little bit more open minded to it. So that. Right. Because we could be influencing people. We are. But it's not even. It doesn't matter if it's one person or if it's 85 million people. No. It's even just one. So we can. Because that's amazing. When I've had people come up to me. When I wear a shirt out and it's like semi-rainbow and someone's like I'm so glad you're wearing that. I'm like what? But then you hear that and you're like oh well that was really easy to brighten someone's day or to make them be more open. And also. And not feel afraid. You're fully authentic too. And that's you going into your own like oh my god we're like little butterflies just flying out of the cocoon. Do you want me to go even like deeper and creepier? Yeah keep going let's go. Because this might be too much. I'm not trying to like give a lesson. Well let me tell you my too much last week of me trying to look at myself dead got a lot of hits and a lot of resonation. Well this won't be like that. This is very serious. Can I say real quick just hold it for a second. Yeah. My cousin said to me she texted me she goes hey I was watching like your videos or whatever you know you could have just closed your eyes and taken a picture a selfie. Oh fuck we're so old. Oh my god. We're so old. I know I didn't even think of that. So here I am going like this and all I had to do was go. Weird. Very sad. That's the younger generation. But she's not that young. She's in her 30s. Younger. I said younger. Yeah. I'm a fucking bitch. Ok let's go deep. So I was in Florence last month. Sabrina and I went on a tour to see David. We had a private tour in the morning and then we went to see David with this tour guide. And he explained like Michelangelo made David when he was in his late 20s. I believe. Yeah. Late 20s I think he was like 27. Oh there's David. You have David. I love David. I love David. Ok so you think like back then at that point in time you had to create a masterpiece. You had to create your best work as a young man to like really show off who you were as an artist. And so he made David and it's like this perfect sculpture. But then you go on what he did later on in life and the rest of his time. And he focused more on the process. And he made all these statues that people think look unfinished. So they look. I've seen some of these designs that are like at the New York place. I'll show you. I've seen them like with the no head or like they have the arms cut off. Yes. I've seen some work. These pieces. So there's a bunch of these in there in Florence as well. And so a lot of people are looking at this and they're like what the fuck like you didn't even complete your sculpture. No that's badass. And for him this was more about showing the stone. That is wild. And the figure coming out of the stone. It was about the process of being created of creativity. And so he focused on the process and how the process was. And how the process is the point. Not the final piece of art. But him creating the art. The creator. That's the point. And so that's why when we think about the process you're talking about this. It's not about the end result. It's not about how many followers. It's not about that. It's about what we're creating. Because what's going to happen when we get to that place? Nothing. Could we have opportunities to do stuff? Sure. And we don't want to go to the end of the process and be like okay well now I have all this fame and money. But I think a lot of celebrities fall victim to that. They're like I have to get this. I have to get that. And then they get an Oscar and it's over. And they're like what do I do now? More money? I have to get more money. Yeah more money. More fame. And then it's like well now what? I kind of had that same feeling when you were in Florence. I did that with Van Gogh. I remember that experience. And I had like a moment. But he hated his work. He was happy with the amount of people that liked it. He was not in the process. He was in the I want people to love me. I need money. And he was mentally ill. Struggle. But then he dies and he becomes. Then he's gone and he's famous. What you're creating today though could be a source of information. Or inspiration later on. Can you imagine if we go through a world war and all of a sudden these tapes come up and they're like oh my god this was before. Before the collapse. Literally. So yeah it is about the process. I think that's how life is. I like that. And that's how I feel about life now. I'm telling Matt this. Sabrina and I talk about this. We've talked about it. It's not about an end goal. It's not about what's the next step. Life is about living. That's why it's called life. Right now. Just experiences. Just feelings. Just friends. Things like that. Little moments. It's not a big thing. It's not like I got to get here and then here and then I've lived a good life. Live a good life in the moment. And then you'll also be able to get there and look back and go wow. Yes. It's like I could have seen myself especially in the beginning like we're recording. In my head I'm going oh my god I can cut that out and do this and oh my god and looking towards the editing. Where now I'm like I really don't want to focus on that at all really. I just want to be here in this moment. Discuss. Now when I say be here I mean also floating in the clouds. Literally. I think it's really good to be present. I'm like higher than a motherfucker right now. Well you are present though when you're high. I feel like I'm… Because you think about like… Life. Everything. Well it's true. And you can go down a rabbit hole and you're like focused on it. So you are present. That's true. I'm actually more present now than I would normally be. You're not distracted by every other thought. All those other extraneous thoughts go away and you just talk about what you're talking about. So that's why I think it's fine. I'm really trying to stay here. Yes it's okay to look a little bit forward. You want some plans. You want to have an idea of what you want in life. But you don't have to obsess over it. If it happens it happens. If it doesn't oh well you lived anyways. So you better have had a good time living. Yeah. It's tough. I've kind of given up on so many goals. But do you feel like getting into your middle age. I feel like I'm getting sort of my middle age. Okay I've been so freaked out about this part of my life. But why? Because I don't want to be this age I guess. But what I'm saying. I just got high for a second. I can tell I looked over at you and you're like I don't want to be this age. Some people don't have maps and they don't know their age.

36:19 SPEAKER_03 But then like Afghanistan and South Africa. Some people don't understand age.

36:23 SPEAKER_06 You're like looking you're regretting this age where now I'm trying to just embrace it. Wait until you're 50 you're going to look back at this and be like oh I wish I were turning 40 again. I've looked back at 30 and been like oh my god I was a baby. I look back at my 20s and I was like I'm a little bit older. I look back at my 20s and I'm like I'm a little bit older. I look back at my 20s and I'm like I'm a little bit older. Because I have looked back. I've looked back at 30 and been like oh my god I was a baby. I look back at my 20s. So that's why I'm like I'm just going to be happy where I am. So to our younger listeners make sure you really evaluate your life. And try to live for now. And don't worry about oh my god I'm never going to get married. You don't want to anyway. Trust me. I'm just kidding. It will happen for you. Whatever is going to happen for you is going to happen. And you can't control any of it. There's certain things you can control. But a lot of things like for me being a hyperchondriac. The prettiest people can have an accident. And then not be able to work out anymore. And then their body goes away. You can have a devastating injury. There's so many examples of where people think their life is going to go one way. And it doesn't go that way. My life for example. I didn't expect this when I was younger. I never dreamed of this. Literally zero times. I think I'd be married to a man. How many gay people did that? I wonder if that's why we have so much anxiety. We didn't have anything to compare ourselves to. Interesting. I didn't grow up thinking this was possible. I didn't think I'd be a happy, non-married person. Well you're not. What's in that fucking weed? Hi gay. I'm just saying. Where's the shade button? We had to get rid of it contractually. RuPaul su does. I'm going to fuck my slutty little mouth. I don't know. We're just very deep. We can bring it back. Let's bring it back to something I fucking hate. Let's do it honey. Now you sent me this thing and I'm like what in the fuck? You're like what is this thing? And I hope no one out there knows Kelly. There's not that many Kelly's anyways. Is Kelly from here? Yeah. Recently I'm on Instagram. And you know how your stories are normally to share little bits of your life. Some people take it a little too far. And start sharing their deepest darkest thoughts. That are really like. Just a way for them to try to get attention. But they don't want to say that. Instead of saying like hey can anyone reach out and talk with me. They post things like this. It's the cryptic. You are stronger than the little voice in your head telling you to quit. Don't stop when you are so close to accomplishing your goals. Now why in God's green earth does that need to be a post on your story to the public? Like what do you want people to take from that? Why does the public have to be a post on your story to the public? Like what do you want people to take from that? Like what do you want people to take from that? Like what do you want people to take from that? Like what do you want people to take from that? Why do we have to read that? Because he doesn't have confidence. He doesn't have confidence. He's projecting what he's not doing. You are stronger than the little voice in your head. No you're not. Then be stronger. Because you posted it on Instagram. If you were stronger you wouldn't have to. To try to get people to say you can do it. Wow you got this. Like the fuck? I know. I know. We know what we're thinking. And they're thinking it too. Our listeners are thinking it too. We all know what we're thinking. Bottom. What is that? That is very awkward and odd. And it reminds me of when we used to be on MySpace. And you'd be like you'd play dark music. And just put like. My shit would be lyrics. Cut my life. I hate everything. Yeah. Mascara running down my throat. Are you okay? And it was to get friends to be like are you okay? No this post is so cringe. This is cringe. I read that and I was like I have to save this for Bobby. But it's just one of like 20 that day. Where I'm like people are posting their whole fucking lives on Instagram stories. But it's cringe moments. It's not good things. It's like oh that's cool you're there. You're having fun with this person. You're doing that. It's like I'm so down today. Get yourself up Kelly. The sun's not shining on my face. And you're just like okay do we have to reach out? Like do you need the suicide prevention line? We're willing to help. If you want us to. I don't think they really want help. I think they want attention. Because that's why you post things for attention. Yeah and even when I'm showing like oh it's my dog's birthday. I love showing off my puppy. Well yeah. Like that's what it is though. It's like you want to show the people in your life that you are still doing things. Your life is happening. This is what's in your life. You want to share it with them. I want to share my life with people who I can't be with all the time. That's why my sister posts pictures all the time. Because I can't be around my nieces and nephews. This right here honey. This is unhinged. Unbound. Unbound and unbred. So. Well going back in the tongues. You want to show me your tongue. I want to talk about something that really pissed me off. Colleen at work told me a story. And I was like are you fucking kidding me. I was like I'm writing this down. So we got to go back. So she was telling me about her somebody's brother in law. Or somebody that knows somebody. Basically it's a gay guy who was raised in the church. Was at church all the time. Does all the volunteering. Plays the organ. Whatever the fuck. Fully involved. Fully a great person that believes in God. Said person gets married. Said person gets married. Because he has that right. Because God didn't tell anyway. God didn't say anything about gay marriage. And we're living in a country where it's legal. So he got married and they adopted. Great. Amazing because the way this country is going. Like okay we need people adopting babies. So he goes to the church and it's time for baptism. And they go and meet with the pastor. Whoever the fuck. Sorry. We can't baptize your babies. We can't baptize your baby here. Because you guys are sinning. What does that have to do with the baby? That's why they call the priest. And they do the baby. They're already dead. But why are you choosing. Call the priest the baby's already dead. Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead. You just said that. Call the priest the baby's already dead. But the priest will come in and dump water on it. What? Well. It's the kidney van. It's the kidney van. It's the kidney van. It's the dialysis van. They pick up people on the street and they honk all morning long. You need dialysis. There's already a van coming here. Come pick me up. Put the ramp down. With this hip and this body. I can't even lift my leg. It's terrible. I'm like ow. Hip replacement. I think once is enough. Then you die. We're getting there. Daddy. I think you're thinking of limbo. Catholic teaching used to be if kids died when they were not baptized. Their souls went to limbo. Where they stayed forever. And they couldn't get into heaven. That doesn't make sense either. No, none of it does. Baptism alone the thought that here's what we're teaching our children. You are born into this world sinful. As a piece of shit. You're a little piece of shit and you're going to hell. All because some bitch ate an apple. Literally. God was like I'm going to put a tree here and you can't eat from it. I can't believe this. And then she fucking ate from it. Like a dumb bitch. If it were a honey crisp I would eat it. If it's a honey crisp. We didn't even say honey crisp. Do you know they have like honey crisp apple cider? I got some last fall and it fucked me up. I don't even want regular cider anymore. I don't even want regular cider anymore. I wouldn't. Honey crisp. What's the other one? Washington apple? I don't know. But anyways. So baptism is a horrible idea. But then the fact that people want to do it but they can't because their dads are gay. So you're telling me this baby is going to be denied from heaven. Because somebody adopted them. And that person is gay. But also here's the problem too about that with religion. But also here's the problem too about that with religion. Any kid that's adopted that their parents aren't together and they're born on a wedlock. Any kid that's adopted that their parents aren't together and they're born on a wedlock. Is considered a bitch. Is what it's called in the bible. Bastard. And you're not allowed in heaven anyway. So you're supposed to be killed. Literally. You're a bastard. I have to piggyback off that because when Matt's son, my stepson Nick was born. He couldn't get baptized in their local church. He wouldn't be baptized. They divorced? I think something was wrong with like Robin wasn't cat. His ex-wife wasn't cat. His ex-wife wasn't cat. His ex-wife wasn't catholic. Or some baptized catholic. The catholic church is like no we're not going to baptize your son because you're not both catholic. The catholic church is like no we're not going to baptize your son because you're not both catholic. It's like literally you're like what? But how is that anything that Jesus does? Why especially with the dwindling numbers every fucking sunday? Why especially with the dwindling numbers every fucking sunday? Why would you reject anyone wanting to be baptized into your church? It's idiotic. God loves everyone but we're going to go ahead and pick and choose who can be baptized. From a public relations standpoint? Why would you be rejecting people? Why would you reject people for baptism? They're desperate. They're closing parishes around Columbus because no one's going to church. They're desperate. They're closing parishes around Columbus because no one's going to church. Literally no one's…oh I know a lot of them have. Like that bluestone and then that sanctuary. Like that bluestone and then that sanctuary. All these churches should be turned into clubs. We should be doing dirty dirty things. Dirty dirty things. You want to talk about speaking in tongues honey. But those are the lesbians. But those are the lesbians. Lesbians do speak in tongues. They really do. So I got this weird wind. Yes you have a weird wind. I want to play a game with you. And it's called… Oh wait no. Oh wait there's a Bible verse of the week. Sorry. Go ahead and read that for them. Alright. The Bible verse of the week is from Ezekiel. Alright. The Bible verse of the week is from Ezekiel. Book 23 verse 20. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of horses.

46:32 SPEAKER_00 and whose emission was like that of horses. This is allowed in schools? This is allowed in schools? I'm going to fuck my slutty little mouth.

46:40 SPEAKER_06 Yeah. This is why we need to ban the Bible. It needs banned. So then I was like, well let's go ahead and play a little game. Flip. And the game is called… Bible verse or not. Now I have a list of Bible verses. Now I have a list of Bible verses. I have the answer key. I want you to read each one and tell me if it's a Bible verse or if it's completely made up by me. I have to decide? Well, not maybe. Here's one. Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock. That better not be a Bible verse. Palm, poms, poms, poms. That's a psalm? That's a psalm? 137. What? Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock is a Bible verse. Okay. Servants, be submissive to your masters with all fear, not only to the good and gentle but also to the harsh. That sounds like a Bible verse. And it is. That is a Bible verse. Stones hath be thrown who bear the genitalia as unclean. Stones hath be thrown who bear… That sounds like something you wrote. That's something you wrote. That's absolutely something. Okay, yes, that's not a Bible verse. Like a river that never runs dry, God's mercy flows endlessly, washing away the repentance. That has to be a Bible verse. Nope, not a Bible verse. Oh my God, are you… What? Okay, okay. Love is the greatest commandment, the cornerstone of righteousness. Embrace it fully and let love be the foundation upon which you build your life. Please be a Bible verse. Nope, not a Bible verse. Oh my God! I fucking hate you. It's insane. Okay. Through the veil of adversity, the faithful shall find the strength to conquer the impossible. Bible verse. Not a Bible verse. Oh my God, I'm fucking dying. It's crazy. So I'm losing this game. Okay. Fire hath rain on those who cause turmoil and turn thy cheek. That cannot be a Bible verse. That's not a Bible verse. Reading this now, I'm like, wow, you're a fucking idiot. That's you. That's not a Bible verse. Okay. For everyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death. He has cursed his father or his mother. His blood shall be upon him. Not a Bible verse. Yep, Bible verse. Leviticus 29. If you curse your father or mother, you'll be put to death. So we're all done. Yep. Every time you go to therapy, you should be put to death. But this is where then they'll go that's the Old Testament. It's been, Jesus saved us and then we're like, okay, well then lying with a man and a man. That's still there. That's still there. You're like, but that's the Old Testament. This little assignment for myself really pissed me off because I was going through shit. Holy fuck. Yeah, so then there's also a little flyer there that I put up. Yeah, what is this? I found that somebody was putting this at Targets and this is also a Bible verse. So it says, child groomers, get the rope. Oh my God. And then it says, Luke 17, 2. It would be better for them to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around their neck than to cause one of these little ones to stumble. So this is in Targets. Here's a false statement. Targets supports transitioning and mutilating children. Boycott Satanist pedophiles are burning hell with them. Who are the pedophiles? Because there was a post that Matt posted recently on his story talking about all the most recent pastors. It's all police officers. It's all politicians. And it's mostly Republicans. So you read flyers like this and they're projecting. Oh, fully. This person who made this is definitely a rapist. Or it's their husband who they know. Poor Shelby. These poor conservatives. It's sad. It's so sad. They're like, they're the groomers. Target. And then it's like, aw, babe. Do you feel guilty? Because you know you sent your kids off to summer camp with that priest. Woke. And you know what happened? Yeah. You probably feel guilty. You sent your boys to Boy Scouts and they went a little too deep into the woods. A little deep in those. Someone got deep in their woods and you feel guilty. And you should, you son of a bitch. You should because you've exposed your kids to grooming their entire lives. That's what straight parents do. But this is what I find really interesting is that then we have these Bible verses. We have all this stuff and we're so scared about drag queens reading children's books. But then they read this book and we're talking about. This is crazy. Genitals like those of donkeys. Emission was like that of horses. That's in the Bible. Yep. That's pornography. Yep. So it's in the Bible. Pornographic. Great. I think that's what actually got it out of the Utah schools. As it should. And it should. The Bible should be banned in every school. So we can do that. So you're basically saying I'm going to be a fucking size queen cunt, honey. In the Bible. In the Bible. You want a big load and you want a big dick. Literally. You can be a size queen in the Bible apparently. Apparently you can. Well you should be a Christian then. Oh you should see. I'm going to bring a new Bible verse every week just so we can just see. Oh I love this. Because I was reading some of them like. And I was like actually fact checking too. I was like okay. So I'd write it and be like I was reading it in all the different. Because of course there has to be 95,000 different versions because they've got a. Honey. What. I mean. Honey. What are we doing? How did we get here? So get this. I was at work on Sunday and I'm very tired. And I thought it was just because I had a long week and I'm working and I'm like damn I'm just tired. I'm nervous for you. Yeah. Okay. So I get a text from my husband saying that I was wink wink naughty last night. I'm thinking. Oh I forgot why didn't I write this down. And I'm thinking what does that mean? So I'm asking him like and we had like messed around before we went to bed so I was like. In the mode. I was like oh okay I mean. Do you sit naked? No. I'm one of those people in full pajamas. I get cold at night. Like I can't. Yeah. I have socks. I'm fully stripped. Oh my god. That's how he is. And I think I can't do that. But you're always hot. So you have to. Yeah. So I'm like oh is he talking about like what we did before bed. I was like wow he's like bringing that up again. I'm like aha that was great. Thanks. And then he's like yeah I had to take my CPAP mask off twice. I'm like CPAP mask. He didn't have that on when we were. Whoa girl. CPAP mask. And then he tells me I basically was he woke up to me hovering over him about an hour and a half after we turned the lights off and went to bed and sleep. And I was hovering over him and then just started making out with him and forced him to take his mask off. OK. So that we didn't. And then we apparently made out for a while. Then I rolled back over. Were you on ambient? No. No. That's what I'm saying. No. OK. Then he said the next time I came over after he put it back on like a half hour or hour later. And I'm like rubbing my butt into him. And then he apparently like put his hand on my butt. And I was like not on top of the clothes. I wanted him to put his hand down my pants and touch my butthole. It was in that fucking weed. And apparently he did. And I was like apparently I was moaning and I was moaning. In the middle of the night. No, no. Honey, I'm always fresh. I was fresh. Little mouth. Bitch, please. I showered before bed. I was fresh. OK. So he was ready. And so then. So then I'm getting my whole rub moaning asleep. He said. And then this is the worst part. He told me he's like, no, you were asleep the whole time. I was like, so you kept going. You me. No, you absolutely loved it. Obviously, I was moaning. But I'm like so that's why I was tired on Sunday because I was like walking around work like, oh, my God, I'm so tired. Kind of sounds like I didn't sleep the whole night. Right. Sounds like me. I jump up out of bed. I had sex and you don't. Here's the thing. What thing? I when you told me about this subject, I thought my head was like, hmm. I absolutely have the hottest little like sex dreams. So do I know. I like I look up in the morning and I'm like and it's usually like there's a subject that I've been. Yep. And I'm like, oh, my God. Yeah. That's how I know I've actually slept. So now I go into the proper room because I'm dreaming when I have dreams like that. I'm like, oh, it was a good night. Wake up in your. Sometimes I'll wake up grabbing my dick. I'm like, oh, I was trying to jerk off in my sleep. I do it all the time. Sometimes in the morning, I'm like, maybe I should just finish this off. Honestly, that's always the best. I have to pee. I always have to pee and then the alarm went off. So I have to hurry. Right. So I don't really have time to and then you lose. Now at our age, you lose an erection so quick. Let me tell you, I mean, I discussed if you look the wrong way during sex, it's like it's gone. I can't express enough that like unless I'm in a freak nasty alley. Yeah. Like I have some places like new things, some crazy trouble public. Yeah. I'm like, OK, I have a I could stay hard for 20 minutes. I could have five at most. I mean, there's times where I have nothing. But isn't that weird? I'm like, it'll be hard. But then I'm like, it starts going soft and I'm like, oh, no, it's over. It's over. I do want to see Alice. I actually made a statement the other day. I was like, I want to see Alice because I think it would help my horniness too, because I know once you're hard, because when you're hard, you're like, oh, look at that. Right. I'm ready to go. It's not happening. You're not hard. It's like to get in your head and be like, oh, get hard. Get hard. Come on. This is so hard. Oh, my fucking hole. But then you're like, I'm not hard. Interesting. No. Yeah. So I had apparently sleep sets. Who am I to disagree? I play with his hole in the seven seas. I mean, I just can't do that too much because I was really tired and I like. But you couldn't help it. It's like an ambient. It sounds like an ambient trip. I know, but I don't take ambient. Is that so weird when people do ambient trips? Like they don't buy anything. They're like, they drive down the road. No. Someone I work with was like waking up every night eating like anyway, anyway. My mom was calling me down during the divorce and she was on ambient. Hi gay. That's awful. Awful. So your mom shouldn't be on that anymore. No. And I think she should just be uncompounded ozempic. Which she is, which is what we're going to be finding out very soon. Right before Pride. Oh, this is so dumb. Yeah. So let's do sundries. Sundries. Sundries. Do you want to go first? Do you want me to? Mine's like I don't have one. Mine's kind of stupid. Maybe you can just play off mine. Um, which I don't know if I've really played. Okay. So I went to Taco fucking Bell. Okay. Because tacos, surprisingly hard tacos are five points each. What? Yeah. How? I don't know. You can get three and it's the same as a spicy chicken sandwich. I know. You can put all that spicy sauce on it. Yup. And then you get your bag of popcorn and you're good to go honey. Okay. So I'm at Taco Bell and okay, for starters, can we get a better system than the fuck I'm like I don't know if you can hear me. Why can't I walk up to a touch screen and do it? Right. Or like, I mean I don't understand what's going on. I know. Like you know it's like it's a microphone that's 20 feet away. It's so fucking bad. It's so close. It's like how is it bad? How is it a bad signal? It's terrible. And you're like, I think I have a little thing I can't hear. And I'm like, first of all okay, honey it's just the weirdest thing. So anyway that's not even the sundry. Okay. So then I pull up. We're having a full blown argument inside of Taco Bell about my order. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. This one here. And I'm like, oh my god. Fighting. There's a girl sitting doing the orders. It was like a fucking movie. And then I tried to record the end. Why were they ah ah ah not right? This one here about. Because they were giving her the wrong shit. So basically what happened at the end is I get to my parking spot and I have three extra tacos in there because they were like something happened when they fucked something up. They're like, well they just gave it to me. Good. So but it was just bizarre. There go all your points for the day. I know. I know. Let me see if I got. I don't know if I caught anything. I was trying to hide the recording. Hear them in there? I hear them yelling. $11. Thank you. Can I get some Diablo sauce too? So you didn't pay? Thank you. Have a good day. Thanks. You too. Girl. Like. I'm sorry. So you didn't even pay? What the fuck was so hard? Did you not pay? No I paid $11 but I got so much shit. I know. How many? So you got six tacos and what else? I did get a a cheesy rice and bean burrito. You're such a bitch. I love it. By the way, I think I sent it to you but they're coming out with a vegan crunch wrap and I know it looks so good. Good thing you'll be on Enzempix. No you can still eat it. It's just a bite. You'll have a meal every day. One bite. That's why mom said. It's going to be so bad. I don't know what I'm doing. Maybe I should just be fat. We were talking about body positivity. I love it. I like how I am now. I do too but I know that I need to just I'm hot. I need to fit into the clothing I have. This is an economic decision. I can either spend money on compounded some aglutide or I can buy a whole new fucking wardrobe and a pair of shorts is $50 plus now and one shot is like it's the same so rather than get a whole new wardrobe I'll just take this I guess and never eat again which is my favorite thing in life. So actually I might. This might make me more depressed. You can eat but like you just eat in different quantities. It sucks. But I think your brain changes. You don't think of it like this. Like we're upset about it. I want three tacos. You'll get one and be like I'm satisfied. But I just need to. I want butter. I want cheese still. No but I think you can have that but it's just. But then also you get sick. So like if you have pizza sometimes you get really sick and then like people say pizza is the one. And I'm like that's all I like to eat. I want pizza tonight. Like I Sis you're in trouble. We might as well tonight if this might be your last night. It's the final countdown. No your sundry. Is that your sundry? Maybe your sundry is eating. My sundry is I'm trying to get in a celebratory mood for pride and it's difficult because like I'm marching in the parade. You're scared. So I have to like march and be. I'm not even like I mean if I'm going to get blown up like okay I'll die a hero. Stay in the moment. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And that's what I'm trying to do. So I'm just trying to like experience it. If I get there and I'm happy with what I'm seeing I'm going to be happy. I'm not going to be like well this is just well we're in a dark time in the country. I don't want to like be like that. I want to be celebratory like I always am at pride. You know what I'm saying? I absolutely know what you're saying. We just have to have fun. Like we're getting in our heads. We're like it's literally like fascism in Florida and like yeah it is. But also like we can still have fun. And we're going to see like young people who have never had a pride before come to this pride and be like oh this is really cool. That's what I do like seeing the faces of people who like like Matt's marching. He's never marched. Has he ever even been? No he's been to pride. Yes. I'm just asking. Wow. I'm not actually a fan. You're not actually a fan. I'd like to see you marching. I'm more of a drinker on pride. Same. Well that's what I'm worried about. We're going to have a Saturday. Do I bring a flask? Like how am I going to walk the whole parade? We need to meet. We're going to have a Saturday fun day. I think we should. We really should. We can go to the pool if we need to. Have a pool. Have a moment. Because it's pride. Pride? Pride! At pride we are prideful. But yeah everybody stay safe. Yes. Make sure you have a buddy system. Remember we don't want any old and tangy issues. I mean that wasn't pride. I don't want to float down the siota upside down. We don't want anybody getting hurt. Dead men's float. You need to be aware of what's. Oh my god. I'm so good at that. Isn't that weird? I'm really good at it too. What the fuck is that? My dad actually got yelled at at Disney World because we were in the hotel pool and the lifeguard came over and was like, sir! You are not allowed to do that anymore. You'll be kicked out of the pool if you do it again. What is that for though? Is it to save energy? No. It's just a dumb thing my dad does. No I think if you were drowning and you're like freaking out I think if you do the dead man's float it helps save your energy. I mean it does. You float and your lungs are bigger in the back so they would expand better up there and pull you up. So it makes sense. Oh my god the dead man's float. Dead man's fucking float. I totally forgot about that. I'm glad I sparked that memory. A core memory for you. Happy Pride. Thank you. 614-721-5336. 614-721-5336. Make sure you call us. 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