Misery Loves Its Gay Company

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welcome to She's not doing so well. It's a podcast. I'm Bobby non faction. You're free to come. Tongue is my comings in my throat and I wanted to try to limit the bucks to 10. Love it, honey, I'm just so awkward at this. God hello,

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everybody, and welcome to another episode of She's not Doing so Well. I am Bobby. Jim is not in the studio yet, but we may be able to record a live episode based on our new set up with the regulated distance due to cokehead. This week's episode is definitely a different kind of an episode. Um, we decided that we were gonna mean Jim, we're just on Zoom, just

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kind of

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having drinks almost like not a happy hours later at night, but just sort of talking about Blob. And I was like, Let's just try to call some people. So we ended up calling Ms and, um, Ashley es que hose water girl, and we get into a whole conversation just about a lot of random topics, some offensive, some not, some probably boring, some not. I think it's personally funny. It's one of those journeys that you have to kind of Go on with us and sort of, you know, have it on the background when you're doing something, because I think it's kind of funny and something that you can laugh too during these times is definitely not serious. And it has a bunch of different topics, like I said that, you know, some people might not like, But guess what? It was kind of one of those moments where we're all hanging out on Zoom, just having a good time and actually again, If you've never done Zoom or you haven't been faced seven people during these times, you really need to, because it is actually really refreshing and sort of will get you back toe life per se. I guess so, anyway, without further ado, let's just get into the conversation with Ms Hose, Water Girl, Jim and myself. But first,

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spk_0:   3:38
Wait What are you talking about?

spk_1:   3:42
We have some things we need to discuss with you. Like the fact that you fucking shit on Columbus A car? Oh,

spk_0:   3:47
yeah. Doesn't stop you from N Y. C T shirt. That's a bitch. Oh,

spk_1:   3:51
this was for you, honey. So much. So is are you losing your shit or what?

spk_0:   3:59
Um, no. I mean, yeah, but no. The real question is are you losing your shit? Fucking fending off reptile in your back garden.

spk_1:   4:11
First of all, I was like, This is disgusting. I can't handle this like

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you're asking me if I'm losing my shit. When you rapped tiles on a stick in your backyard, Does that happen? Like, with or without Corona? Because I'd be losing my shit. Like, you

spk_1:   4:26
know, I've never seen a fucking sneak in the back yard yet. And here we are. I was like, Listen, bitch, I don't want this fucking snake. My goals like raking leaves. I'm like, Why you raking leaves and fucking spring on Corona

spk_0:   4:39
Percival? Is Michael someone that I know?

spk_1:   4:42
He's my burners,

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like so he was raping and Darlene's falling in Columbus, Ohio, on April.

spk_1:   4:50
It's a whole and yeah, you just I mean way didn't rake in the

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fall. So you're raking leaves on April's.

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We're stimulating the grass.

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God, I I love that for honey. Marg,

spk_1:   5:08
miss first, so we can see your paper with your papers.

spk_0:   5:12
It's plastic straw, man. It's not Don't like you? You

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have those paper degradable straws.

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I can't even break this shit's

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legit. Man. I thought it was a government hat or not, Patty, but business hungry. What did you do today? Even miss? You think it's so funny? Column is

spk_0:   5:36
I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing and people you are missing. A huge news is that I have a desk. No, I, uh I have a have a desk. It's new. And that is what a girl? Yes. Who is it? Hose

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water. If you know the

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guy, there's nothing better than putting my fucking mouth on a hose.

spk_0:   6:17
There's nothing better than putting that would agree.

spk_1:   6:19
Wait, Miss, when you grew up in the armpit of America in New Jersey, Did you

spk_0:   6:23
like your New Hampshire? But yeah.

spk_1:   6:26
Oh, I don't know better. Um, well, I'm sure you had great falls and leaves and all that

spk_0:   6:33
great falls or PayPal forthe same thing.

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Always free Zine. Okay, Did you ever suck on a hose and, like, suck the water out is like,

spk_0:   6:45
I don't know if I have distinct recollections of, like, sucking on a hose, but wait, I'm feeling very Ohio thing. It's actually Georgia two. I'm not surprised by this question. I think it's very you does the host. Well, it just have it

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just the water was very like at any moment in my life. Even when I'm on hottest at 80 years old, dying in my badge. If you make me smell that water, I'll be like, Oh, hose water. And so this is like a girl who grew up on hose water. I got a high hose Water girl.

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Hey. Hi, Miss. I'm Ashley.

spk_0:   7:25
Hello, Ashley slash hose. Water girl's honor to me.

spk_1:   7:28
Yeah, it's not actually, it's hose water girlfriend now, huh?

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Yeah. Asher's house,

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actually, my best friend from when we were five.

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And you guys don't like sucked on her. So she lives in Atlanta. Oh, you have enough land. I love that you listen, Thio Smash hit orchestra.

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She knows Orchestra honey members 10 point. Oh, Big 10 she was all about. She was living with me when I was doing 10 point. Oh, blast. God bless her.

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Bless her for surviving the 10 point over the years.

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It was bad. It's used to get railed 10 point

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of rail. The tempo hasn't gone around 10 more. Now it's

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a great night mean. Oh, so I'm fucked up right now. Just f y I

spk_0:   8:29
Oh, my God. Are you really well,

spk_1:   8:31
actually, kind of Say something. I had a fucking panic. Stay.

spk_0:   8:34
Just say it. I

spk_1:   8:35
had a attack. Just really freaked out about what's happening. Like the poor. I even painted my nails. I never do that. Yeah, they're black way. I need a really A really time treat to know. Just do New Yorkers get their nails painted like men. Like two men do that

spk_0:   8:54
like the really gay ones. Don't

spk_1:   8:56
like what about, like they're not like they don't want to be really gay, but like, they're definitely gay, but they just want their nails like John.

spk_0:   9:03
Are you asking? You didn't come here like in a man s. I just want to know if I could

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get John mail. I love Don't know

spk_0:   9:09
if you come to New York? You been dusk in a Manny

spk_1:   9:13
put your put your finger underlay. I had, like, Blue John the all the other week. And now my nails are ruined as they dio gel nail you peel it off and just ruined your now,

spk_0:   9:24
you know, definitely there are taught a man here to get nervous. Now spin

spk_1:   9:29
You like the natural Look, though, like I like the natural where you just get your cuticles done. And then

spk_0:   9:34
now it's bad. I'm not an example for the mani pedi industry in New York, but it's very thriving. So when you come here, you can definitely out.

spk_1:   9:45
Oh, honey, we're gonna take you to the smell salon here in Columbus. O h I o the no. Are you? What's up? No, I mean, I

spk_0:   9:52
know we're not going to die ever. If And when I make it to Columbus, Ohio again, we're clear how I'm getting to Columbus. A Greyhound bus. They unclear as to whether or not there's a direct route to Columbus from New York. It's unclear there's no no one's come to confirm that for me. Yeah,

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buggy. I mean,

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that that happens The first stop is gasworks

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like when I've been coming here when I've been checking

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anything that was established, right? Like no time I've spent on the gasworks yelp page since our last discussion is very alarming,

spk_1:   10:30
actually. Have you been the gasworks? I can remember I took you there, called? You didn't spell the Gasworks, remember? Yeah, Great. She's been the union.

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They're the dancing shark at gasworks

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of the dancing shirt is the best. Great. You know what else I was singing? Really, really funny. This could be a new podcast called Misery Loves its company. Well, I don't know raise, isn't it?

spk_0:   10:56
Um, no, I actually can't wait To come to Columbus like it's gonna happen, is really gonna

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It's gonna be, like fully documented,

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except, like, there's no snakes happening, right? You

spk_1:   11:07
know, that's a thing like that. I've never seen a snake since I moved to Ohio. You

spk_0:   11:11
literally had a snake like on you. It was on your stick.

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Now is on my long stick.

spk_0:   11:19
It was your stick and waving it around, and it was very

spk_1:   11:22
My God, Somebody get hose water! She needs wake her up. So,

spk_0:   11:27
what are you watching?

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3 45 way

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We've been drinking since Till until I have a panic attack. And then I was like, the

spk_0:   11:41
police have ordered that mark from last week closed. What a couple putting bitches closing their restaurant because it's a virus.

spk_1:   11:50
All right, Roland, you're giving them, like, a lot of business

spk_0:   11:55
on my back, like clothes. You don't have to make my own goddamn mark.

spk_2:   12:01
They'll never make it back,

spk_0:   12:02
but whatever. Well, so I wrote I don't know if you saw my personal dumb bitch Tony Page, but there was one restaurant yesterday that, like, except to my order and in canceled it.

spk_1:   12:12
Oh! Oh, no.

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That shit this'd is me off. So I wrote on their instrument pages. I was like, Fuck you guys like I'm never come out to a restaurant when you re open and then in parentheses. That wrote, if you do Oh,

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Oh, honey started crying like girl,

spk_0:   12:31
you're no position to be turning down business right now. You're lucky. I am summoning. Used to be extending your delivery zone. Not like contracting it.

spk_1:   12:41
No, You're like my favorite Mexican place. Shut down. Like you should be taking my order,

spk_0:   12:47
right? Like it's this bad business. I'm sorry that I'm, like, amazing business for a symbol like I think everyone should know about

spk_1:   12:53
Write fairly ugly. Says hands. I'm about to use these fingers to start typing. Honey, what do you think? I'll be your secretary for the new Revolution whenever we done with this whole Lake Corona.

spk_0:   13:07
So, yeah, I've been making my own Mars and it's been pretty rough. I have an emergency bottle of honey right here. If I was that hand ready if I need it. Yeah, I love honey. Really have any Honey? Honey, honey. Next, coming in New York, huh? You again?

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Oh, my God. Either

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That e, I think What's your twice? It's actually

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what's going on in a long tongue.

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The second t it's silence of Atlanta,

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Atlanta, Atlanta, Atlanta, Alanna, is that Lana?

spk_1:   13:46
Wait. You say Atlanta, our land that,

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you know, e uh

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yeah, that's what I like Atlanta, huh? Now, I want to know What would you be doing normally on a Saturday night in the city? Everybody tell them what they would do in a normal Saturday night, starting with Miz. Oh, here, you wait. Wait. Actually, what would you do on a normal Saturday night, actually. What would you do on a normal Saturday? Back it up a little

spk_3:   14:14
bit. I can't be hustling some guys in the pool table. You know, John had a handle stick? Yeah, and handles saying

spk_1:   14:25
this is kind of hot. Oh, has gas had just broke

spk_3:   14:29
that drunk trying to get some gonna buy me a shot like, Mmm.

spk_1:   14:35
Actually, is the girl that I call you drunk at the bar? Like,

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Hey, baby, do you remember when that one time I love that all my best love,

spk_3:   14:45
I have I seen you before Like, Hey, I remember you from so and so actually knows. Everyone go

spk_0:   14:53
there. My favorite girls. The girls are out there like right Hit the girls at the bar is getting e I like the girls are Yeah,

spk_1:   15:04
yeah, sure. That's open. Like sling everybody all the way. Like I need a Miller Lite.

spk_0:   15:08
I love I love that. Like natural in New York.

spk_3:   15:13
Yeah, she drinks. Highlight. A cheap beer and a shot. Thank you.

spk_1:   15:19
These are my best

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Love that freedom. I lost

spk_1:   15:23
it. I need to know as a straight girl. Have you ever just gone up so guy And like, got to show you their

spk_3:   15:29
dick. Um, yes. Oh, uh, who? Yeah, it was So it was never at the bar. There's always like a house party with words like like in the corner on the couch. Like, Hey, what's going on on the corner of the couch? What, You

spk_1:   15:45
mean like What do you mean, honey? I

spk_3:   15:50
know. Just give me their dick. Get the fucking bar out In the public, it's always like a house party. Were like, everyone's drawing. You're not paying attention. And they could, like, showed me their dick in the corner row quick kind of thing.

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Like those? Yeah, yeah,

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Dogo girl. Hey, let's take a shot and I show me your fucking dick like, it's not like the,

spk_1:   16:10
uh That's how the game

spk_3:   16:11
we're not like that. No.

spk_1:   16:13
Oh, that's how I don't you want to get shot?

spk_3:   16:17
Yeah. No, No one guy. Honey, you were there too. And the guys,

spk_1:   16:25
I'm getting nervous. I know the person.

spk_3:   16:30
Yeah, you know him,

spk_1:   16:32
Mr You treating Take Katee. You little what? I knew I shall. That eagle It was like he is.

spk_0:   16:41
I am all Mexican beer.

spk_1:   16:45
Now that Corona shut down. He's like Anthony.

spk_0:   16:49
I blew through a six pack of Colonel I it earlier today, so I

spk_1:   16:58
literally is everybody just doing drinking, eating, sleeping and maybe some work.

spk_0:   17:03
Yeah, I literally spent 10 hours. I spent 10 chargeable hours, too, and I'm pissed about it.

spk_1:   17:10
Really? You still closing up? That's a chargeable hour.

spk_0:   17:13
A chargeable hour is an hour that I can build my client to earn money.

spk_1:   17:17
Oh, I like this. Oh,

spk_0:   17:19
my God. I don't see the money, but my first season money, then I got but

spk_1:   17:24
that's hot. How are you still fucking? I mean, I just hard people worried about our finances, right? I mean, like, I guess they want to close out the year and get money bags. We don't

spk_0:   17:31
know where, actually, rashly. Four days behind. It was supposed to go out on 3 31 but that's not happening.

spk_2:   17:37
Well, who fucking cares? A whole world

spk_3:   17:39
shut of the bunker, even in you.

spk_0:   17:42
I've only been in New York for just about three years too long.

spk_3:   17:46
Really? Um, originally,

spk_0:   17:48
I'm from New England. So you slip in Boston? No, not only like white guys.

spk_3:   17:59
Oh, game changers. You're

spk_1:   18:04
ready to sign. Oh, here we go. Ready to carry on. And LA Law

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Firm. I have a bunch of somebody crashes, but who's the current my number one. So lap crash. Oh, my God, it is pretty. It's not great because he sucks Chris Brown. I know.

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Yeah, eyes because you, like, touch choose.

spk_1:   18:27
He likes being

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held. You know, I really it's a combination of the fact that I love with music and I love facial structure. But then beyond Chris Brown, I'd have to say Tracy, and then be weirdly enough. Walk.

spk_1:   18:46
So is it black band specifically, or do you like like Hispanic men to or

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Law? I love you, but I can show you a picture of our love

spk_1:   18:57
I love. That's right. Now, this is unbelievable.

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This is a picture of me and walk a flock of Oh, my God. How did you get that s So, what are you looking? Flame, Believe it or not, is not. And you can pay 50 extra guards to get an upgrade to a meeting. Great. Which I did in

spk_1:   19:16
New York. Oh, that's awesome. Steed. Oh, 400.

spk_0:   19:21
Look how well we're getting along.

spk_1:   19:23
Yeah, like you like your best friend together. You guys should be together. I love this. I think so too. It's timeto ring the wedding.

spk_3:   19:32
You know, I always always I was real attractive. Oh, yeah, yeah. Big Sean, we are. You know, I

spk_1:   19:43
don't go for guys.

spk_0:   19:44
Did shot ISS Exxon one jam waited Ariana Grande. What? The divers. Sean, do you think it wasn't enough? That bird? Uh, but it wasn't a match. Yeah, that was this Shawn. She's referring to his big

spk_1:   20:07
shows. What? I know that Wow. Did you get a boner ponytail to tighter?

spk_0:   20:15
It's unclear what they if

spk_1:   20:17
he she didn't cheese write a song about it. So I'm confused. Well, the that's you

spk_0:   20:24
I just really hate are on the ground and I didn t Oh,

spk_1:   20:26
I can't stand her bitch ass anymore.

spk_0:   20:28
I think she fucking sex.

spk_1:   20:30
Yeah, when you started looking doughnuts, honey, I got I can't talk to you anymore. You don't mean you would just eat them because she started. Corona is basically what a day is like. Four years ago,

spk_0:   20:41
they did start throwing virus. I'm not

spk_1:   20:43
If it's not five gs, Arianna and I love how she's like guys stay inside and don't like honey member three years ago when you were looking donut. It's like, I don't want to hear your advice. You're keeping receipts Family now that you liked. Don't at in 2013. I'm like, what? Do you know what you're talking about? Yeah, she did. I think she was with Ricky River. Song's about

spk_0:   21:07
Really? You like the donut and 2013? Listen, honey, I keep these.

spk_1:   21:14
I know it's been seven whole years, and

spk_3:   21:16
I my whole God What? I heard

spk_1:   21:24
something about a hole. So

spk_3:   21:25
hee tongue in the hole.

spk_1:   21:29
Oh, yeah. She always puts her tongue's in holes. I mean, it's just like that.

spk_0:   21:34
Hurt like bread and butter,

spk_1:   21:35
like, honestly, that's why she has a ponytail. So it's a puller. Back away from the hole.

spk_0:   21:40
I think form is for me, but also why it is

spk_1:   21:52
so bad. I'm like we called him. And now look what we're doing to him. I

spk_0:   21:55
feel like I was actually super busy.

spk_1:   21:57
You were pro. We're saving. I was actually like we can call in 20 minutes because I'm watching somebody go. Okay, So you've been watching TV all day because your quarantine pause premium actually is essential.

spk_0:   22:16
Wait. So have you guys visited each other illegally or what?

spk_1:   22:19
No. Oh, you follow the rules here. You're in the state that literally just opened the beaches back up today. Yeah, I don't need to hear it about

spk_3:   22:32
Tybee Island. Okay. Like that stupid Wait,

spk_0:   22:36
They open beaches back up. Yes,

spk_3:   22:38
I heard something about the beaches, Mandelbaum. Like the East Coast. Like Georgia. Like tidy.

spk_1:   22:44
No gorgeous Filbert dum. Come. So he was like, I didn't know, You know, it was spreading without any symptoms. You

spk_0:   22:53
got beaches open and I got a fucking hospital ship docked in my city.

spk_1:   22:59
Oh, yeah, yeah, but it's, like, not open like it's there. But you're like in Queens, right? Like you can't see that

spk_0:   23:05
for I'm in the queen's honey. I even outer borough. I

spk_1:   23:11
don't even know the birth and high. And I think you're a New Jersey asshole. Time

spk_0:   23:15
now. I live on Lee in minute

spk_1:   23:18
I'm going out his closet. Do you live in? He's given How big is your place? Is it like

spk_0:   23:23
this is my whole apartment? But it's my e I third time of Manassas today and I have no idea I want to say e. I feel like the work now. I feel like I think the number from my hundreds been Really It's very small, You

spk_1:   23:44
know, that's enough to pay two grand. Always your bed in the other room.

spk_0:   23:48
My bed's right behind me.

spk_1:   23:50
Oh, that was like

spk_0:   23:53
give the solo cup next to my bed.

spk_1:   23:55
Yeah. Are you doing? We're known we should have known

spk_0:   23:58
from Corona in there. Like

spk_1:   24:01
you have your own apartment though, right? A nice

spk_3:   24:03
thing. Happy that you have stuff on your walls.

spk_0:   24:07
Oppressive consists very unlike me. Toe have decorations. If I

spk_3:   24:10
start stuff, it's all black, so it makes it more homey.

spk_0:   24:16
And so Mommy, in the whole tell me so homey it is.

spk_3:   24:25
I really like it when people have stuff on their walls. Like it really does make it there. Why I Why

spk_0:   24:32
I have it right? Welcome on my wall. On the

spk_3:   24:38
block of your bed, Miss. I

spk_1:   24:45
fucking love you. Host Water girl? Yes, Was we love with

spk_0:   24:53
I'm gonna change my podcaster wisdom, Pop.

spk_2:   24:58
Oh, my God! Ashley

spk_0:   24:59
upon some very strong recommendation than rebranding again to really What were you originally? I can't say it on me.

spk_1:   25:08
Please say who these will blitz.

spk_0:   25:12
You have a really just me. But it was like Japanese world. No one's gonna find this funny about me. So I talk. You guys, it was called commit Su and I like suicide. Yeah, honey, it was called There goes actually by hose water. It was S o Mitsu Korean name program. It was a great program. So you're here in my episodes? I saw the line like Great. But that's why e I had to meet the exactly the decision to support people complaining of God complaining that they're more like Are you okay? I was like, I just want Are you still with me? Like I was like, No.

spk_1:   26:16
Have you come in on? Yeah,

spk_0:   26:18
you're fucking break. But yeah, that used to be the podcast name that time. My episode number one is called Commits.

spk_1:   26:25
Do you know what I think? That's when I started listening to you and I heard you say that. I think that's what made me keep listening because I thought I was so fucking funny.

spk_0:   26:31
Commence super fucking goldmine there, right? I don't know. I am gonna be Oh, who's one of all you

spk_1:   26:40
need to listen to miss the podcast. I've been tryingto spam his shit everywhere, actually. Look at my instagram. You just said it.

spk_3:   26:51
We'll get a shot of Crown Apple. If anybody wants a shot,

spk_0:   26:56
you take a shot. I have shots right here.

spk_3:   26:58
Oh, my God. Okay, let me. Oh,

spk_0:   27:01
let's go. I have a whole flask. Oh, my God. I don't have a flask. Have operating those broken your and my C shirt. No, get a fucking honey.

spk_1:   27:09
This is to represent the city that used to represent

spk_0:   27:15
represent New York.

spk_1:   27:17
Yeah, no urine. He's

spk_0:   27:18
never have been in New York. Uh, yeah, he's been LaGuardia way. I'm unscreened Ming at the fact that your responses I've been to LaGuardia actually,

spk_1:   27:37
because that's a life where

spk_0:   27:38
I don't know I wear

spk_1:   27:45
on the way to Montreal. We were supposed to come to New York like Yeah.

spk_0:   27:52
Can I property? You been in Montreal? I have been a mantra. Ideo if you actually listened, you actually listened to my hydroxy car. You would know you would know that I deemed where I own property and Kendra to not be a representative sample of all always

spk_1:   28:14
a property owner And what are we, just the serfs?

spk_0:   28:19
Oh, no. Why don't you ask people like Linda Dona I land. I don't have my family way

spk_1:   28:31
Ho's wanna go? Then you sink a shot.

spk_3:   28:33
Yeah, way.

spk_1:   28:36
Theo just took a take another

spk_3:   28:40
one or a little poor Whatever you want to make a shot? I'm not judging right now. Don't take a sip from the bottle. Whatever youwant todo whatever are

spk_1:   28:48
you gonna do? A cheers. Right now you're gonna Here's to the buzzards that swallow Here's to the birds. Know what's the one that what's her name does?

spk_0:   28:57
Just like Easter dinner, Bobby. And

spk_3:   29:00
here's to the ones that make pretty babies. And here's to the crows and make the ugly babies in. Who shall the swallows that make no babies at all?

spk_1:   29:08
Thank you. Yes! God, I'm trying to say, but I forgot

spk_0:   29:18
which one. The words right out of my mouth holds water brawl. That was exactly what I was thinking, actually, feeling this

spk_3:   29:23
could be your new I'm saying,

spk_1:   29:25
Actually, this girl, you're only fans Name hose, water girl.

spk_3:   29:29
I can't put another name in there and

spk_1:   29:31
just get, like, hope get like a hose. And like mater. You're

spk_3:   29:37
like spray my vagina, Al. Yeah,

spk_0:   29:39
Yeah! All right. Yes, Right out to spread out. Out. Biggio! Honey, wait happening. I'm getting the bottom left.

spk_1:   29:52
Jim, when he gets bored, he has to start making noises when I get stoked, okay? Toked wasn't getting choked him,

spk_0:   30:01
Sergeant. You re getting choked by well, an imaginary giant six inch thick. Okay. God, I want to be I want to read the fan fiction of gin Saturday night and Y C t shirt.

spk_1:   30:16
Oh, Where'd you get it tonight? I was down in the meat locker and I was being a bad boy in Hell's Kitchen.

spk_0:   30:24
Help me out with your fantasy up L g a.

spk_1:   30:27
Oh, yeah, you're probably honey. I sat down and I ordered my most on that iPad. And I am ready. Oh, that's right. Your cell. And I see I'm so in my sea like, look at me. I belong in Central Park.

spk_0:   30:44
Or did that move? I

spk_1:   30:46
I belong in Central Pie. Is that why is that? The old New York Airport's just order everything on an iPad like that is kind of bizarre. And you're like, Oh, bring in my bags. I like when I get a double shot. Billy, how do I put that in here? You

spk_0:   30:59
know, maybe we'll start removing six on sticks like

spk_1:   31:04
you. You guys just need to grow up in New York. I mean, look at the problem you're in right now. I'm really hoping you get out there in the tunnels. I mean, it's spare, but Mrs not take tunnels.

spk_0:   31:16
I don't I don't travel.

spk_1:   31:19
No. Why would you?

spk_0:   31:20
Why would I mustn't see her in the organ. Toy Fucking ni or commit way. Never leave or commit. So, Mark, are you gonna be here when I come back? We'll see. We'll see.

spk_3:   31:37
Oh, my God. Oh,

spk_1:   31:39
yeah. You're a hooker queen.

spk_0:   31:41
I'm about to make a hooker. So today and always meant really favor always make

spk_1:   31:50
tobacco, right. Are you like hookah and something else? You

spk_0:   31:54
don't get anything but tobacco

spk_3:   31:56
way. No, you're used to stalking other side. Besides who? Ca

spk_1:   32:05
Wow. She's really coming for the fucking Yeah,

spk_3:   32:10
I love you, but you don't do Cuca. Come on, now.

spk_1:   32:14
I've tried it.

spk_3:   32:16
Did you get a headache?

spk_1:   32:17
Yeah, I would. I think I I fell. I'm sorry. Billy Badass, in your parliament lights you dumb bitch.

spk_3:   32:24
Okay, copy. Five.

spk_1:   32:27
Are they like, Yeah, she's a little parliament. Life, snow,

spk_3:   32:31
actually. Have a smoked a cigarette in over two years. Don't I have

spk_1:   32:36
this last weekend?

spk_3:   32:37
And I haven't the Jewell every now and then, but I haven't hit the jewel in, like, two months or so.

spk_1:   32:42
The jewel Jule. And you're a little old for a Jule.

spk_3:   32:47
No, my mother smokes the jewell

spk_1:   32:49
Is this flavored hookah? I'm kind of concerned. And Smith?

spk_0:   32:53
Yeah, it's meant. Does my favorite flavor

spk_1:   32:55
only meant like on Lee? Ever.

spk_0:   32:58
Why I'm making myself Yes, if I go out for she sure that I'll get like a pineapple coconut fiber

spk_1:   33:04
when he calls that she should, like, make Egyptian friend awesome. See, Shawn, there are actually a few because we are largest Somali population in the entire country. So there's a lot of Somali. Yeah, We'll definitely find a hookah lounge. Gasworks is like you're going to see a whole other side of me. That's where I turn up.

spk_0:   33:40
I really just can't wait to go.

spk_1:   33:42
I know are You know, your hair grow. I think you should

spk_0:   33:46
know I ordered

spk_1:   33:48
I got some too. I got him today.

spk_0:   33:51
You've got them already? Yeah. No, I haven't got them already. But so I'm gonna I watched the editorial. Our earlier I put my dinner on my head. I'm gonna shave skin all the way up, and I'm gonna flick it like increments. And then it will be fine.

spk_1:   34:08
Oh, my God. You're really gonna fade the back

spk_0:   34:12
free ball. Who cares?

spk_1:   34:16
Yeah, this way. I'm just going to keep mulling it. Oh, Melinda.

spk_0:   34:22
Anything? Anything. I'll just do a full, like shave until 2014. I had a full shape. Oh,

spk_1:   34:30
be good here. I like that.

spk_3:   34:31
You have good hair. This? Yeah, that's

spk_1:   34:35
really good. Hair are real, you know? Like the actual hair part is like Good.

spk_0:   34:42
Yeah. You, You know, rebel rebel E honey. Why? No, uh,

spk_3:   34:55
no. You don't

spk_1:   34:56
know? Like, um, Daffy Doctor. What's Ah, Don't

spk_0:   35:03
see what I wanted to hear.

spk_1:   35:05
Tales wouldn't say. Doc tells us what he wants to hear now. Yeah. Oh, definitely. Probably not that

spk_0:   35:10
Yes, I want to shave it all off if it doesn't come out. Well,

spk_1:   35:13
yeah, that's a good idea.

spk_3:   35:14
No, I need you to keep like this part going because like you can mess up the behind your head.

spk_0:   35:21
Yeah. I mean, the other thing is, when I went to L. A and Jenny, where he got a horrible haircut and they cut it all off from size and left the top, which I could maybe look with myself

spk_3:   35:32
like you should be paid for that haircut. In a way, Yeah. 20 marks in the It was gonna be

spk_0:   35:41
a haircut. New York generally cost $45 for this fellow harbor. So good. So good. So

spk_1:   35:50
wordy. Jim, where'd you get your hair cut? I need my shower. Oh, honey, this is sheep Shit. She's ready for the zero that she's just coming out. Could tell that I don't have a whole apartment like, is it?

spk_0:   36:07
Do I smoke the whole apartment?

spk_1:   36:09
Like to smoke up, like, open the windows. And like, do you have

spk_0:   36:11
I have a smoke detector? Anything that I opened up my window

spk_1:   36:20
got you New Yorkers air, so balls, You know, no fire extinguishers, no fire anything. They're just live your life.

spk_0:   36:29
If you die, you die.

spk_1:   36:30
You don't You don't. You know, I believe

spk_0:   36:35
I would love to know where I get to hear about the home is a great

spk_3:   36:39
way. Those words clips because at least they like massage

spk_0:   36:45
sports the poor clips. That's why I went away.

spk_3:   36:49
No, they saw your head.

spk_0:   36:53
They did. They wouldn't like it on this ship.

spk_3:   36:58
I like. I like this haircut was so exciting.

spk_1:   37:07
Yeah, I always like when they do, like, the when they're buzzing me. I could always just, like, pass out. For some reason, I use

spk_0:   37:16
that area. It's like the best barber in Columbus or what?

spk_1:   37:19
Yeah, you do that. You could do that. We'll find it.

spk_0:   37:22
Wait. So water water hose goes in the union? Yeah, that's what you were saying.

spk_1:   37:28
She's blacked out on, um, the

spk_0:   37:31
I mean, what do you have? A Long Island iced tea? Like right, 19.

spk_3:   37:37
I mean, t o not drink that. Like, I didn't like tombs like, Well,

spk_0:   37:43
I love you. I love that for you. I'm just saying I'm gonna come to Columbus in the summer time so I can be on that sharp.

spk_1:   37:50
Oh, yeah. You've got to go on the shark

spk_0:   37:52
like Like I feel like that would be a complete waste of my experience and spray.

spk_1:   37:57
Oh, yeah. It's gas works we gotta get on that shark. $2 beer you

spk_0:   38:03
borrow. Going to be on the scene. Waken

spk_1:   38:06
Bring her up.

spk_3:   38:07
Yeah. Way to go. Way to go If you're the go in Says I'm gonna be there

spk_0:   38:15
Thio TB. It needs to be a, like, all encompassing trap. Yeah, It's not

spk_3:   38:27
like I'm excited. I need a vacation at this point.

spk_0:   38:32
Everybody. You're so right. You're so

spk_3:   38:34
right. Like I'm like, I should have been in Chicago for ST Patrick's Day. Well, that didn't go as planned.

spk_0:   38:40
Wait. Did you not go? No. My friends went to Chicago for ST Patrick's and said it was like, amazing with them. They got shut down by the

spk_3:   38:47
police. Exactly. I was supposed to go. I was so silly state like that Tuesday morning. And then that Saturday I counseled everything because it was canceled the hockey games, and I was like Well, yeah, yeah, and then Ryan, they had the curfew or some shit. E for sure.

spk_1:   39:09
Yeah. It's weird not having that plan that I like being able to plan anything.

spk_3:   39:13
Well, I'm supposed to go to Italy in October, but I don't think I know that.

spk_1:   39:18
Yeah, I feel like Italy's prime place ago this year.

spk_3:   39:22
Yeah, like I feel like even

spk_1:   39:24
Who you going with?

spk_0:   39:26
Can I ask where Italy you're going

spk_3:   39:28
from? Venice and Florence.

spk_0:   39:30
I have a special place in my heart for Florence.

spk_3:   39:33
I most like the fun, like, most fun study you can go to. So that's what I'm more about. If I was just there the whole time, I'd be OK.

spk_0:   39:43
You should figure for Jim. What

spk_1:   39:46
are you doing? You checked out,

spk_0:   39:51
Jim, We hate a I'm doing a check out. E. I had to

spk_1:   39:56
go back in to clean a pan, and I didn't know I was gone.

spk_0:   40:06
I know what you have for dinner. Hey, but please, ma'am. Earlier

spk_1:   40:17
in the day, I like fried some cheese in a pan. Wow, that's so high. I know it sounds like science. Jeez, Ohio. But like, it's called bread, cheese or really wants. My God. Put it in a hand. Good. A crispy crust on it.

spk_0:   40:34
Earlier in the day, I've fried some cheese in the back. Oh, my

spk_1:   40:38
God. Your ships will be horrifying because then you had pizza. 00 they don't get affected. Cheese cheese doesn't affect me in that way. Way. Oh, my God. Miss, you took those big puffs

spk_0:   40:51
earlier in the day. I fried some. She's in a pan. This was the best thing I've ever heard of. My It was so good. I wish I could

spk_1:   41:00
give it to you. You would give it to me, Daddy

spk_0:   41:03
o you get your prize cheese and a pad and Rosewater girl's gonna watch you give me that fried cheese and

spk_1:   41:12
she's gonna spray you down her water. Ah, look at him

spk_3:   41:15
saying I got tingly inside. Just thinking about you. A

spk_1:   41:22
lot of smoke. What are you getting tingly? Where you getting tingly at?

spk_3:   41:25
About the whole cheese transaction

spk_1:   41:27
post. I was like, Is your puss tingling your

spk_0:   41:30
whole Yeah. Wait. So, Jim, can you can you elaborate on the mechanics of frying cheese in a pan?

spk_1:   41:40
Honey, it's so easy. So you take a pan, you pull a

spk_0:   41:44
gun and she's talking actual.

spk_1:   41:47
Find it. It is. Now he's gonna go walk away. No, I won't. It's called gradient Red Cheese bread. Anti missile. Where did you go to your cheese monger? Get some

spk_0:   41:59
of the flock of the cheese long

spk_1:   42:01
So they call on second uh, fishmonger. Like a person who collects things Street above

spk_0:   42:06
longer, like any longer.

spk_3:   42:09
I think it's someone who collects

spk_1:   42:11
things for you to buy. Like a seller of goods. Listen, if Jim of the New York, he'd live in Chelsea,

spk_0:   42:22
You're in Chelsea bench. Find you West Village. That's where they fried cheese in a pan. I got it like

spk_1:   42:29
that. I mean, why would he e o So you take this bread cheese, and then you put it in a pan without any oil or anything, or you just throw it in a pan, you heat it up, the outside gets crispy, crusty, brown, golden. Good. And then you just eat it

spk_0:   42:44
at some sexual fact, Mike. Yeah, I

spk_1:   42:49
know. Well, I had to when I went in and thought about it. Oh, well, hand she's a

spk_0:   42:54
man. It sounds like it sounds like you're working through some serious issues.

spk_1:   42:58
Yeah, he's like doing something else on the desk. What are you doing? You looking at Twitter? No, honey, I was fixing this wire of this microphone. Oh, yeah. No twitter. I don't have time for Twitter.

spk_0:   43:13
Seems like you're very distracting. I know. I

spk_2:   43:17
all you didn't take your 80 minutes into ju

spk_0:   43:19
own Beat me.

spk_1:   43:21
Wait, How's the minute hooker?

spk_0:   43:24
The man who could find the coal socks, But whatever.

spk_1:   43:27
What does that mean? That is a cool suck

spk_0:   43:29
school sex ed and let it for long enough. But this files keep switching over

spk_1:   43:33
so it doesn't make tobacco hot enough or what? Not enough smoke

spk_0:   43:37
dies. It also is the fact I own, like, this little shitty who carry here. Like if you go to a real clowns who I have

spk_1:   43:46
smoked hookah Ashley like a couple times.

spk_3:   43:48
No one ever switches like Daytona Beach.

spk_2:   43:51
Well, that makes sense.

spk_0:   43:55
Daytona Beach. What does one do what they wanna be get? Yeah, I actually love Florida. New Yorker. I love Miami.

spk_3:   44:11
Like

spk_1:   44:12
I get to that

spk_3:   44:13
ability and there's just, like like, dirty s couches everywhere. Just selling couch and they bring you a puka and then had the big business big screens of music. She loves that

spk_1:   44:27
eyes. This is what I look around.

spk_0:   44:29
I actually sounds a lot like the l A. That was with the l. A. It's like I've been to all the L. A who got oranges. And that's exactly what that sounds like over the Miami who plunders.

spk_3:   44:47
Absolutely one of them. I went to that. All they played was K pop, So Okay, I'm done with that, you know. Oh, but I did goto one where it was just like K pop music videos. Just like thing you're so drawn in, like the

spk_1:   45:05
tone of each Have this, actually, speaking of like, a k is in Korean, Get our nails done in l. A. And we're watching that Korean soap opera. And we love that show. That was such a good show. I feel like the Koreans are really just like, bringing the heat right now with all this stuff, you know? I mean mainly cause a cove. It Is that what you're thinking about that? Well, Mr Asian like, No, I'm just saying, like a pops hot parasite one like I mean, there's a lot going on. Well,

spk_0:   45:34
yeah, I have no opinion on the Korean culture.

spk_1:   45:38
I don't either because you need that. Kept their covert cases down. Looks they were doing rapid test scene. Oh, yeah, that thing I got really are like,

spk_0:   45:46
we'll also North Korea had no case is amazing for that

spk_1:   45:51
because nobody can get out or nobody could get in. Yeah. I wonder why they had done row Case that has fucked.

spk_0:   45:57
You should probably refer to Episode 60 Something amiss. Appalled cow.

spk_1:   46:01
Here we go with this drop in this, uh, these episodes 62.5.

spk_0:   46:09
I mean, the whole episode about North Korea.

spk_1:   46:12
Oh, my God. I love your fucking random asked episodes.

spk_0:   46:16
It's because I completely respect the propaganda game. It's episode 63. Okay, wait. Title

spk_1:   46:27
of episode 63

spk_0:   46:29
North Korea, North Korea, North Korea again. I love it way.

spk_1:   46:38
Need a ministry of propaganda like to really help out

spk_0:   46:41
think, Daphne, How I would run like my country if I have one. Just like oh, we're perfect. And you won't say anything otherwise. Well, really

spk_1:   46:50
now, like now. Oh, no. You know, I think it's so funny. Is miss go to his like, instagram and look at those pictures. He looks like a different person goes on here. He likes smiles. And I think it's really funny because you've got a great smile. But then I'm like, look at his pictures on his go Look at Ms Are you on your phone right now? Ash I'm pulling him up right now.

spk_0:   47:13
I've never smiled in my entire life.

spk_3:   47:15
Let me look. What's your instagram is? It's

spk_0:   47:18
called Bobby Griffith.

spk_1:   47:20
Know it's just have an M i Z. And it's like a red letters

spk_0:   47:25
never before. Don't Tony them. I know,

spk_1:   47:28
honey. You in Hawaii? 28 teams. Gonna dumb bitch. Anthony, are you looking at what I see? Well, after the bathroom. Real question. Am I Z? Oh, he's a little slut on here.

spk_3:   47:44
I got in, but there's a bunch of different

spk_1:   47:46
Show me. The red one. The red with red letter

spk_3:   47:52
down. Miss the podcast. I didn't know there was another one either. That he honey Sorry. Oh, good, good. 172 Just in case you're wondering,

spk_1:   48:10
you'll probably follow his podcast more than mine ash thing. Wait, Miss, are you allowed to have a dog in your apartment?

spk_0:   48:16
Yeah, but I fucking hate dogs.

spk_3:   48:18
Oh, you know I can't be mad at you for that. They're too much maintenance.

spk_1:   48:24
If you're not a

spk_3:   48:26
dog, you want to go home and, like, chill out. You don't fucking worry about Seo. You

spk_0:   48:31
know what happens in 34 minutes? A podcast is like You know, it's called Fuck your dog. And I hate dogs. This'll,

spk_1:   48:40
Motherfucker! This mother clunker using

spk_3:   48:43
I do it.

spk_0:   48:46
Episode 34 Fuck your dog. I fucking but

spk_1:   48:52
are too clumsy. You

spk_3:   48:53
worry, Tony. I don't know because they both like Ms Name

spk_1:   48:57
The name was Tony

spk_3:   48:59
Tony and moves for the two dogs. But I can tell the car moves. They're both

spk_0:   49:04
one was named Tony the dogs named Tony. Yes, that bitch better die soon.

spk_2:   49:12
Well, probably is.

spk_3:   49:14
Oh, yeah? Well, I don't know what those doctors like One years old eyes is.

spk_1:   49:21
Uh oh, my God, He's a professional.

spk_0:   49:24
We can still have him die. That's fine.

spk_1:   49:26
It's fine. There's tragedy that happens every day,

spk_0:   49:29
right? Why not have these dogs? Meanwhile,

spk_3:   49:33
that's why I don't have a thing for Pedj. During that, I was given away.

spk_0:   49:38
They went, they went to the farm. So, Jim, are you watching something thing right now? But, you know, like out of control right now? What are you doing?

spk_1:   49:50
Well, he's not talking about himself. So he's bored. Yeah, Let me talk about myself,

spk_0:   49:55
friend. You're up to these days. Well, actually,

spk_1:   49:58
if you guys have been paying attention episode 27. I did talk about this. Um, honey.

spk_0:   50:06
Okay. You just recap from the suit and I need it. I can't

spk_1:   50:10
believe I'm still stuck on you. Not liking dogs like that means

spk_3:   50:16
mere talking about all of you way. Just helping my family gave away, like better homes.

spk_0:   50:25
I fucking hate your dog.

spk_1:   50:27
It's happened for you. I'm working sort of open this right now because those bar girl you've had so many shots at this point, you won't remember.

spk_3:   50:35
It is not true. I

spk_1:   50:37
saw you take the crown apple like I just did it again. He's done 1/4.

spk_0:   50:43
I don't understand why you to think you don't need to take shots. Whoa. I have a look at the way that I had to put my band and on my head, I'm clearly illiterate. Anything

spk_1:   50:52
that's like, Trump's face mask that you just put it on.

spk_0:   50:55
Yeah, I'll take needs.

spk_1:   50:59
My God, I want to ask you about Hydroxycut.

spk_0:   51:02
I love what I

spk_1:   51:03
used to like it too. It made my heart race like a crazy motherfucker.

spk_0:   51:06
Yeah, Sam, I woke up at 3 a.m. e can. And then I was like, This is it's working.

spk_1:   51:12
Yeah, like I probably edge look skinny, honey, look, skin T She's so little right?

spk_0:   51:17
Something. I might as well have a heart attack

spk_1:   51:20
waiting. Just show you got his whole body.

spk_0:   51:22
No, I did not show my body the body topping show.

spk_3:   51:26
Oh, my God. I'm so flushed. That's all about crown. Honey, I swear Look better Unless I just have no make

spk_1:   51:34
and I looked way better. I'll believe it when I see

spk_3:   51:36
it that way.

spk_1:   51:37
What's that? Oh, no, honey.

spk_0:   51:41
E only drink tequila.

spk_1:   51:45
Oh, no.

spk_3:   51:47
The test and the healthiest for yeah, Yeah. Oh,

spk_0:   51:52
Italian. I'd love a lemon lemon telemark totally hits the spot way Now I love limoncello marks.

spk_1:   52:02
I'm having a kiddie ball. You can't get it, Get it?

spk_0:   52:05
Who's having your kiddie pop? Me? Oh, my God.

spk_3:   52:12
My little mole. A headache. Excuse about unstitched

spk_1:   52:17
Everything bones from

spk_0:   52:23
you you long

spk_1:   52:26
for Oh, can it? Uh no Canada here. I love Canada. Ideo. I wanna move Montreal specifically. So far, Marshall has like strippers that shoulder wieners has marijuana has bathhouses everywhere. I mean, it's just like great place. You mean

spk_0:   52:49
I have no anybody made Sure

spk_1:   52:52
you've never been a bathhouse.

spk_0:   52:53
E have a new bad house, but there's one in New York, but it's made

spk_1:   52:57
flex or something.

spk_3:   52:59
Oh my God. The one in Atlanta is pretty good.

spk_0:   53:02
Yeah, why go to Canada when you go to Atlanta or New York on tall? You don't in Columbus so

spk_1:   53:09
long. We have a bath houses well here.

spk_3:   53:12
Okay, way down for pride.

spk_1:   53:16
So we wanted to. But the money

spk_0:   53:19
is coming to New York for pride in June.

spk_3:   53:22
I

spk_1:   53:22
think it's cancelled. Pitch. It's not honey Ansel. All the gays like, Well, I'm prep, so it's fine. You'll be fine. We are on preppy array. Well, but I think it's gonna be canceled like this. Toronto canceled their June bride. Are you feeling fishery

spk_0:   53:41
there in Canada? Some of that at all?

spk_1:   53:46
Oh, no. New York's fuck yeah, New York is starting to get sassy. Took a life, honey, On the episode 35

spk_0:   53:57
you know that we never

spk_1:   54:00
really got me is the Christmas one. And you were talking to your dad about Mary and you're like, she's a horror. Like I know it was living so hard

spk_0:   54:09
so that actually that actually was fed from my stand up career, which is over, obviously. But the whole Mary

spk_3:   54:19
thing is not over your

spk_0:   54:22
words over. He's being canceled. I can feel that it's done.

spk_1:   54:29
Canceled. Wow. Give us a bit. Give us, like a like 30 seconds.

spk_3:   54:36
You know? Did you know, like, the comedy scene in New York, though, you know, like straight comedians, though I

spk_0:   54:43
have a lot of straight.

spk_1:   54:44
Okay. He's gonna talk about Lauryn Fisher

spk_3:   54:48
years. I just love to read. Is Jared freed? Yeah, to pop. I just love I don't follow him for a while. I think it's great.

spk_1:   55:03
You know, I want to speak about the podcast situation really quick because I'm really getting pissed off these dumb ass queens that are coming back from tour because they

spk_2:   55:09
can't talk anymore And starting

spk_0:   55:11
you're talking about. Get the fuck

spk_1:   55:13
out of here. Receipts.

spk_0:   55:16
I love that. I love that stance,

spk_1:   55:18
but it's like, Why do you think? And then it's just annoying, like being on our side of things that we try to do guests. So I'm hustling all the time, like, Hey, you wanna show? Hey, but But, uh, he's texting people at 10 p.m. On Saturdays like it's hard six days. I mean, this is so d'oh! It's not my fault. While Miss just screams in his goddamn phone, he's like, Oh, I had, like, 700 downloads just today, and I'm like, I know I'm listening. I'm like what she's like in row 500 downloads.

spk_0:   55:53
I had no idea that was a thing. And look at how? Because you're

spk_1:   55:58
on our show. I mean, we had all our fans follow. You think it was really? It was definitely us. You

spk_0:   56:06
guys made it happen for may Well be. I feel like you're not drunk. I like I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm pretty pissed about

spk_1:   56:14
I'm pretty drunk and I'm actually pretty high. What? Take

spk_0:   56:20
a hit and take five shots. Just

spk_1:   56:22
one, and then take two hits. T o I wanted I want todo a segment with the Tiger King. I really wanted these.

spk_0:   56:34
I haven't watched the tithe

spk_3:   56:41
for tomorrow. You can do what you

spk_1:   56:44
like. Live like one parts happen that crazy one deposit and play it for real.

spk_3:   56:48
What the fuck is that? It's like e

spk_1:   56:51
rip him. I need you to rip him apart. Didn't

spk_0:   56:55
have been watching shits Creek you

spk_1:   57:01
gotta get past the first.

spk_0:   57:03
Well, I've been I've been really in the shits creek. I love Alexis. She, uh, Dave,

spk_3:   57:14
my favorite is more with our goddamn wigs on the fucking wall. She's my favorite. My

spk_0:   57:21
wow. Okay, so what's your next episode gonna be?

spk_1:   57:24
Um, well, we tried to do one earlier today.

spk_0:   57:27
Tell me the vision of this She's not doing so well. Podcast. Because you are very organized, and I don't know anything about that,

spk_1:   57:34
but we had a vision board for season two, but it fell apart with Cove. It and Ilco bad. It'll come. Not our fault. Wait. Just think of topics like we write down topics and then try to kind of go from there. I don't know. Lately, I just like the randomness. Like, I've had some good companies from the episode with you because it's just so random and out there nobody even knows what a great So I called you again. I'm like, I need this content. I know. Uh oh. That's why Jim, focus on what you're doing in front of you, which is speaking to others. Yes, Yes, Mother. Call me Mother. Mother, but it seems amiss. you absolutely have to watch drag queens, by the way, because I know you're, like, not into it. But then you were like, I'm kind

spk_0:   58:19
and maybe you're totally like listening to me. Oh, personal. Listen to my podcast to

spk_1:   58:26
be I do, Elissa. No, I'm not obsessed. I

spk_3:   58:28
think you need drags. What's Nina? Lest up to now that she's in corn, You know what I like most famous drag out of Columbus, Ohio. She was on group. Ah, she's

spk_0:   58:41
okay. Wait. So I watched a couple like snippets from RuPaul,

spk_1:   58:46
right? It's funny. It's not. Oh, yeah, It's great.

spk_0:   58:49
I feel like I didn't love it.

spk_1:   58:53
I understand you like the country stuff that they do, and then you'll like it.

spk_0:   58:57
Yeah, I think I was, like, kind of into it. And I was like, girls, my favorite human being on this planet.

spk_1:   59:04
Lord, another show. Best friend,

spk_0:   59:07
surely. No shot. I don't know what they were talking about. Mike, that's me. Every single fucking man panic

spk_1:   59:13
about what this does for Sunday walks about.

spk_0:   59:15
Look, we're just is

spk_1:   59:17
go for his Sunday walk about Mrs, not with

spk_0:   59:21
Wade. I don't know who that is because no one here. His name is you bitch.

spk_3:   59:28
I close the Central Park.

spk_0:   59:32
No fucking Central Park. I don't even know that shit when it there's no

spk_3:   59:36
virus. Nobody in New York. I would just go down to, like, your look alike. Here's

spk_1:   59:51
what we're gonna dook.

spk_0:   59:53
No, no,

spk_1:   59:54
it's not Been a little bit

spk_3:   59:59
sorry.

spk_1:   1:0:02
You're an absolute discretion. And we're gonna have a trip to Atlanta. A trip to Columbus on a trip to New York. And we're all gonna have to, like, record our segments and we'll pitch the Netflix, and then we'll be on our way. What

spk_0:   1:0:15
does one do on a Sunday in Columbus or any

spk_1:   1:0:18
d'oh? It's the wrong. Yeah, it's crazy. They drink

spk_3:   1:0:22
the short our thing. You get drawn,

spk_1:   1:0:24
you walk around. So the short north is kind of like a nice house kitchen. Um, so we're now about how sketches kind of trash, you know what I mean?

spk_0:   1:0:37
Wait. So, Jim, have you really only ever been to LaGuardia? Have you never been to actually, New York Haven't been like queens. Have you ever been to my hat?

spk_1:   1:0:46
No, I was I saw from the window. Oh, I think that sob in like crying like No, it wasn't. Oh, no, not yet. I love it happen. I want to go. But like, I want to spend, like, a week. They're like, I don't want to go for a weekend. I don't know if you do a week way. Museums, Bobby, like honey have fun of museums.

spk_3:   1:1:16
Places,

spk_0:   1:1:17
right? Hose, water, girl. I'd probably rather commit soothing in some fun and happy.

spk_3:   1:1:22
Oh, go. No, I'm not gonna pay attention to museums. So I'm gonna worry about where I want to go next to get drunk,

spk_0:   1:1:28
girl mean you're on the same wavelength. We're gonna We're gonna kill the Manhattan game.

spk_3:   1:1:32
I want to go to the pizza place. Is that they're

spk_1:   1:1:35
a dollar. It's going dollar pizza. Come on. Pete s so good. Oh, my God. It's so good.

spk_0:   1:1:41
I can't wait for

spk_3:   1:1:43
people watching Jim

spk_0:   1:1:45
consent And, like, write notes about the art. He's

spk_1:   1:1:48
fucking on the Upper West side. I want to be in Chelsea.

spk_3:   1:1:54
Where? Gossip Girl in upper killing us. Possum girl. Never.

spk_0:   1:2:02
Gossip Girl now. No, no, no. I don't want

spk_1:   1:2:09
x o x o.

spk_3:   1:2:11
It shows from like my prime And my,

spk_1:   1:2:14
uh yeah, that was in your prime.

spk_3:   1:2:17
How are you, miss?

spk_1:   1:2:21
He's actually baby

spk_0:   1:2:24
old. Oh, my late 20.

spk_1:   1:2:27
Well, I'll say this, though. 27 is like a turning point where you're like, Oh, fuck. Like I'm not young, Young young anymore.

spk_0:   1:2:36
You got 26. Woz 26 is the worst year of my life. No, it

spk_1:   1:2:43
was my best. Why did you have it when I was in the worst? Did you ever know I never had a boyfriend? Someone aboard. What? But the boy. But you came out late. Like how long you been out, O

spk_0:   1:2:55
t o like my friends? Probably 2015 parents. Erin. Slave parent, You 2019. Lo

spk_3:   1:3:05
Oh, my God. We all have our attorney. What were they okay?

spk_0:   1:3:13
My parents will be Oh, So my my best joke in the stand up world is about me coming out because there's a lot of funny things about coming out and your parents telling you they've known since the day you were born.

spk_1:   1:3:27
Thanks for letting me know. You fuck!

spk_0:   1:3:29
That's like dead ass. When mom said to me, she's like I've known since the day you were born. I was like, Hey, bitch.

spk_1:   1:3:35
Okay, so meanwhile, I've been going this internal battle for about 29.

spk_0:   1:3:38
You waited 26 years of time. Okay,

spk_1:   1:3:42
Right. Thanks. God damn. Could you? Just told me an

spk_3:   1:3:45
e o. How many planes do you have

spk_0:   1:3:48
by the oldest sister? She's pretty cool, but she's like she's like a super like low life. All my family. Not like a low life. Like they don't make a lot of money. It's like all my family. That's the Hampshire. And they liked you like social work by my mom, dad and my sister. And I'm the only one who's, like in the business from something by. And they like they didn't want to come to me like, Oh, you're getting I was like fire. Fair enough. Listen, your podcasts they were all my podcast. If you listen to the marry, Misma said I

spk_1:   1:4:26
heard it like you're going to Starbucks. You're trying to find Starbucks. His union Thio Episode 17 I don't know why I think you're funny as fuck. Like I've told you that

spk_0:   1:4:39
I'm like this. I'm melting

spk_3:   1:4:43
now has a pie cast crush,

spk_1:   1:4:45
you know, because I don't like your sound quality. But what I do

spk_0:   1:4:50
have a record of my phones. I totally got,

spk_1:   1:4:53
like, a content will get content crush,

spk_0:   1:4:56
right? Just, like, rather have a content crusher in the sound quality crash.

spk_1:   1:5:00
Right? Honestly, that's

spk_0:   1:5:03
great. You gonna have the speakers, but can you have, like,

spk_1:   1:5:06
at me while I'm looking front of my little fucking like,

spk_0:   1:5:09
I want to know more about your 10.0, day. Ay, very inch. I'm very in street.

spk_1:   1:5:15
Well, you feel listen to number Episode number five. I talk about my Craig's confidential's

spk_0:   1:5:21
I just wanna hear your, like, verbatim discussion about your

spk_1:   1:5:27
My 10.0 days were rough. I used to get mad at, actually for hooking up with people because I was probably jealous. You want me?

spk_3:   1:5:34
Oh, Bobby and I lived together for two years.

spk_2:   1:5:41
Oh, my

spk_0:   1:5:42
God. It's a worry. Jealous? Stop, Bobby.

spk_1:   1:5:46
The straight guys. Yeah, like her getting fucked in me. Just being John. Yeah. Yeah. You wanted the straight guys. That ship was horn around with. You could suck me off like I'm

spk_2:   1:5:57
not gonna do anything to you. I, like sneak in my apartment when my remains are

spk_1:   1:6:00
gone. Hey, and that's what I did. Thank you.

spk_0:   1:6:03
You remains. Oh, uh, I was on the swim team, and that did not go well on a some team

spk_1:   1:6:13
can. All swim suit is based on speed. So

spk_3:   1:6:18
shoulders, baby boy

spk_0:   1:6:21
like that. Weird, like sat basket. Oh,

spk_1:   1:6:24
my God. I know that. How are you 2 50 on the swim team? That's incredible.

spk_0:   1:6:29
I got recruited, like three college. How

spk_1:   1:6:32
tall are you? Holy

spk_3:   1:6:34
shit. 5 11 That's how tall I am.

spk_0:   1:6:38
If I knew we had, I knew. And

spk_1:   1:6:40
you have been walking arm in arm at

spk_3:   1:6:41
Fucking camel is, like 61 62 I

spk_0:   1:6:47
would love to look up

spk_3:   1:6:50
way anyway. Still wanna put a few inches?

spk_1:   1:6:55
Would love to look up. We all just want a few more inches. You know, having girlfriends actually going to go out with

spk_3:   1:7:04
You were on a diving board right now. I would. You? D'oh!

spk_0:   1:7:10
So I was not a diving team. I was only did for it.

spk_1:   1:7:13
He was pointed at a ball team

spk_3:   1:7:14
letter flying the Baxter.

spk_0:   1:7:16
No, I didn't long distance, so I did like the 500,000 in the mile.

spk_1:   1:7:20
Honey. That's why you're doing You're that fat. You're had some energy to burn in there.

spk_0:   1:7:25
That was a thing. No. I hold the same split for like, 50 laps around and like no. Like, there was, like, no big deal. I couldn't really that fast. I could hold it like our

spk_1:   1:7:40
So you're the tortoise?

spk_0:   1:7:42
Exact hair. And then I quit swimming with the columns. Jim

spk_3:   1:7:46
is there being Bobby usedto have competitions who could, like, go under the water, hold our breath touch they go to the other side of the pool, touch the fucking wall and swim back.

spk_0:   1:7:58
Hold on the longest August. But what was the longest you hold your breath for?

spk_3:   1:8:06
I did better than I used Thio.

spk_1:   1:8:08
I go the opposite way. Go the opposite. Those lungs aren't getting younger. And I think I've Cove. It's so, like, honestly, holding breath right now. It's not, You

spk_3:   1:8:18
know, Cupid. I haven't heard you cough once.

spk_1:   1:8:20
He doesn't have it.

spk_0:   1:8:21
I have a

spk_1:   1:8:23
guy who is addicted to nicotine. A sucking hookahs. Second, Yuka He's been putting his mouth on all the hookers in New York. Any other who guys are Welcome to New York's hottest club. Made a church. My mama Mama. So let me see that jersey. Honey, let me see,

spk_0:   1:8:46
this is Jersey. It's my it's my own

spk_1:   1:8:49
money that that she was She was what

spk_0:   1:8:53
I used to work. I used to work at We Work

spk_1:   1:8:55
way is about, er rooms that you could work in. Yeah, like sure, it's

spk_0:   1:9:00
like like the code, the coast, It's Company III's work

spk_1:   1:9:06
on. That's kind of that's kind of bad for business

spk_2:   1:9:10
now. I mean, I was thinking about

spk_1:   1:9:11
that, like she work it. So work, expose. We workers close. Yeah, Queef work is closed. Queef work, actually. Have you ever queef wave? I don't think all girls queef Wait, Do girls vaginas like like make noises?

spk_3:   1:9:35
Uh, vaginal like lips And it feels

spk_1:   1:9:40
good. You know what? It's not your fault. It's a whole air gets in the whole thing. Wait your vagina.

spk_3:   1:9:47
Like when you're sitting on something you far, it just goes like instead of backwards. It goes

spk_1:   1:9:56
How My God, this is Mordecai anymore. Limoncello margaritas Because this is crazy. Misery loves company. So queens surreal. That's what we

spk_0:   1:10:07
wait The more about the queef

spk_1:   1:10:08
game. Grief surreal, surreal

spk_3:   1:10:11
creates a real it happened, goes

spk_1:   1:10:16
up instead of down and look laughed instead of right like do you know when it's coming on? Like, do you feel like you're going to pass this pussy for

spk_0:   1:10:29
hussy? Far bark Be, uh, Bobby, You nasty. What you smoking him? E Segre way

spk_1:   1:10:43
caught a pod or ah,

spk_0:   1:10:45
pass e Not so much. I wish I have one.

spk_1:   1:10:48
So way. I want to go back to the pussy farts. Um, be sick. So you're like, Oh, I need to get this taken. You far.

spk_0:   1:10:54
No, Don't like when you're, like, waiting

spk_1:   1:10:56
for a look. See? Far from wondering,

spk_3:   1:10:58
just like I was like I'm gonna push for

spk_0:   1:11:01
Are you in there like shit? What about the PF right now?

spk_3:   1:11:09
Hang on the couch Or have, like, e

spk_0:   1:11:13
just like, you know, like I'm about to pee.

spk_1:   1:11:15
Like, do you have a razor leg? Or like you?

spk_3:   1:11:22
But for me, it's just more like I'm in a tight spot, like right now. Like

spk_0:   1:11:27
Oh, yeah, you're This is

spk_1:   1:11:33
so fascinating to me right now. Do girls like we fart, like, all day long at school and, like, you

spk_3:   1:11:38
know, just like this rare? No, it's just I don't want to quit fart for me like I gotta be like a weird Such major we're and something weird. And then I just go far, but it goes sort of go up my hole. So have

spk_1:   1:11:55
you ever quit that church? I don't go. She's a church for good. When you

spk_0:   1:12:03
were a girl, where's your favorite place? To squeeze home home dealers like your favorite like late Like queef environment,

spk_1:   1:12:14
Have you? You know everybody. And have you ever had a

spk_3:   1:12:18
queen like a wave?

spk_1:   1:12:23
All had wet fart. So, like a wet actually have not really started

spk_0:   1:12:27
over with. You're talking. I never went far. No, I mean, no

spk_3:   1:12:33
way we snow, but like a what? Like where? You think you might have shit your pants and you have to go to the

spk_0:   1:12:40
O holy Oh, never. I've never had

spk_1:   1:12:47
it. So I don't have

spk_3:   1:12:48
I would like me. And Bobby would be laughing so hard he mob.

spk_1:   1:12:53
He's had wet farts like looking space since way. Would we left so hard? Well, we almost shit our pants and we end up paying our pants. My mom gets so

spk_3:   1:13:02
we were 12. Like you can play that game because we would laugh so hard we pissed our pants. Look at 12. I was back in the day like I would sleep when he lived with Courtney. I wouldn't go over to his place. Courtney,

spk_1:   1:13:20
we gotta go

spk_3:   1:13:22
schooled me. Thank you. You wonder I pee my pants? He gave me a pair of boxers. So where

spk_1:   1:13:29
you are a lesbian? No, because she was wearing boxers. Courtney, Who's Courtney? Kylie, Jim, Kylie. We talked to Kylie earlier. Courtney, we talk to Courtney earlier. Yes, Locum. Can

spk_0:   1:13:52
we can You allowed Wait for my benefit to Courtney's. Alright,

spk_1:   1:13:55
it's you listens to the next episode and you can feel me. Courtney, that's kind of presumptive.

spk_0:   1:14:03
Were causing those Waterworld

spk_1:   1:14:06
rosewater girl's about to have. Like, she's like going into, like, a stroke or something.

spk_0:   1:14:11
You gays, I'm out of here

spk_3:   1:14:15
with that. No, my

spk_1:   1:14:18
Malibu fucking tank. Top to Malibu Rum tank top like you want a white T shirt. Wow. This is like Anna Nicole Smith trash. Well, you're about to get

spk_3:   1:14:34
married. Aw, pentacle, Whap!

spk_1:   1:14:39
I felt that's white coated in my eye.

spk_3:   1:14:42
What wave, right? Always bothered you.

spk_1:   1:14:49
Yeah, I know. Marches always will.

spk_2:   1:14:51
March in April are always a tough, tough months for May,

spk_0:   1:14:54
actually, what are you eating

spk_2:   1:14:55
Pringles? Honey?

spk_3:   1:14:57
Baby vinegar. And so

spk_0:   1:14:59
who is E?

spk_1:   1:15:03
I know they really are. Like, once. You probably can't stop. It's not a lie, you

spk_0:   1:15:07
know. That's so good. I love that for you.

spk_2:   1:15:11
Yeah, you're really This is your doing quarantine, right? You know,

spk_0:   1:15:15
asked he's killing The quarantine game

spk_3:   1:15:18
would be good, though, because I'm not like snacking all the time. Like murders people are. I'm like doing it and like, waves. So

spk_1:   1:15:27
why aren't you stacking all the time?

spk_0:   1:15:30
We'll get you bitch with pretzels

spk_1:   1:15:34
like these. I'm sacking. I'm sacking you. Don't worry about where I Well, it's snacking.

spk_0:   1:15:43
King. I must Next.

spk_3:   1:15:47
Next. Next. Er, are you What are you doing? Those parcels and honey

spk_1:   1:15:54
some women owned. Uh, read some bread. Cheese, red cheese. Honey, I'm I'm a fat fuck. Like I know how to be okay. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. I know what the dips are in of the sol says, I know Bobby can tell you when we went to l. A. Yeah. I need to know exactly what's wrong with what Sherry Pie did on RuPaul. Where did Miss Go, Mrs.

spk_3:   1:16:20
I don't know. Who the drag queen is I don't want true Paul

spk_1:   1:16:23
shape eyes. This contestant,

spk_0:   1:16:25
I do know. Very pious. I also know that I hate RuPaul in his whole show.

spk_1:   1:16:31
Well, let me just tell you because it's unrelated to the show, but sherry pog shirt. Hi. Punished. Um So you sherry pyre. Paul pretended to be a producer for Broadway shows. So I'm a producer, Bob Bob, and got a bunch of, like, barely over age, uh, boys to send jerkoff videos

spk_0:   1:17:00
barely over age. I

spk_1:   1:17:02
like young, young, young, young honey is like they, you know? Yeah, like 1920. Oh, you're early. 27. That's not that. Yeah.

spk_0:   1:17:13
Oh, this m old miss scenario, you

spk_1:   1:17:17
could be sending views to Sherry Pie. We don't know. Well, the thing is, I don't think he's that dumb. That's the difference. They were promised jobs. And so the

spk_0:   1:17:26
video guy, he'd like projectile vomit. And you're out.

spk_1:   1:17:31
Oh, you have have image issues. We need to talk about your images. She's after that. Let's talk about the image

spk_0:   1:17:36
issue that will talk about him,

spk_1:   1:17:38
but yeah, basically sherry pie. So all of a sudden loophole on the whole, so obviously sure buys good she's gonna make it through the whole season. She probably would have been on the

spk_0:   1:17:47
good kind. Just asked questions. Now, based on, I watched one YouTube video of RuPaul and I was like, Yeah, you know, there were so many hot guys on this show, and sherry pie is not one of them.

spk_2:   1:18:00
No, no, she's not cute. What is that?

spk_0:   1:18:04
I was really into the Asian guy.

spk_1:   1:18:06
Oh, yeah, he was hot

spk_0:   1:18:08
Rock em sock aura or whatever the hell is rooms Rock'em, sock'em ivory and him a brain and Nicky because he was an NYC guy and

spk_1:   1:18:17
William Harris guy. So I'm not Don't start. Okay, Uh,

spk_0:   1:18:22
I will. I will let you as a RuPaul drag race fan, have the domain in the scenario. I just say something that I really don't know anything about.

spk_1:   1:18:32
Here's what Here's the bottom line. Does it offend you? If somebody who was on the show talking So sherry pie she posed as a producer, got these guys to send her jackoff videos because she was lying. But it was, you know, is that terrible?

spk_0:   1:18:50
It is a great question. Like honestly, I think if you're gonna be in the public eye and being our show like drag race, you have to expect that you're gonna be held to a relatively high standard, right for others. I'm not sure that that's, like, so bad,

spk_1:   1:19:08
right? Like that. So I'm saying ethically like I'm like, Okay, well, what dumb ass was like, Oh, I had a Broadway show. If I sent a jackoff dead like, um,

spk_0:   1:19:15
rightly I don't feel bad for, you know, I just think that being on RuPaul's drag ways, you should have been lit. More smart

spk_1:   1:19:23
people are like predator. Like they're typing predator. And I'm like, I mean, you

spk_0:   1:19:27
probably should have done this item for intelligent way. I don't feel bad for other people that fell into the trap. Are

spk_1:   1:19:36
you gonna be smarter than that?

spk_0:   1:19:37
Right? Like you Do you think you're gonna make it in this world

spk_1:   1:19:40
by having a jackoff video producer? No. When I said my videos out, I know who they're going thio and like way. Has anybody here sent a very anybody like a freak? Nasty video. Anybody ever.

spk_0:   1:19:52
I have a video filmed of me with my first ever gay hookup way. How? What? No, it's not done. comment

spk_1:   1:20:05
first. Ever hook up? My first broke was a mess.

spk_0:   1:20:09
Well, when with you first

spk_1:   1:20:11
when I was, like, 17.

spk_0:   1:20:13
Okay, well, my first ever hook up with the guy when I was, like, 24.

spk_1:   1:20:16
Oh, my God. She's only dagger very late. That's OK, Good.

spk_0:   1:20:24
I had graduated from college. Yeah, my whole called career with fucking checks.

spk_1:   1:20:31
Oh, you and Bobby her. Yeah, but

spk_0:   1:20:35
I like four Asian chicks before I ever decided I became gay.

spk_1:   1:20:41
White in the both genders. Yeah, You just hate white people. It's fine.

spk_0:   1:20:46
Yeah. I've never hunted with a white person. Really any gender.

spk_3:   1:20:52
Who is the other Asian girls or black dude?

spk_0:   1:20:55
It was agent so ready herself chronologically in this faster than when Asian chicks, Asian guys, black guys, Latino guys. And I'm still not arrived.

spk_1:   1:21:09
You like the game? The big

spk_0:   1:21:11
I loathe the little boy in my life. It was very much like like Asian girls and guys off. Yeah,

spk_1:   1:21:25
Um, my first boyfriend was Asian.

spk_0:   1:21:28
Why you two love Asian guys? I used to love them so much. Oh, my God.

spk_1:   1:21:32
I like their bone structure. But I've never been

spk_0:   1:21:35
so Yeah, it's a skin tone. Oh, I have a thing. It's so weird. You're gonna say you didn't like

spk_3:   1:21:41
Bobby down the same

spk_0:   1:21:42
way you guys are like big drag fans. I mean, yeah, I mean, I mean

spk_1:   1:21:50
oh, you fool office. Yeah, You're a professional

spk_0:   1:21:55
eyebrow. I don't have a full fucking office. Yeah, like the chickens are without a fall. Um, so the drag scenario is fully up with I feel like I'm willing it to get into it, but I just care.

spk_1:   1:22:15
I never used to like it either. But now I D'oh, it's because it's all like, oh, honey and my see

spk_0:   1:22:21
Well, you love that.

spk_1:   1:22:24
Yeah. I mean, I like the fact that they're drum like they're full of drama. It's just entertaining. I mean, it really is. I don't know why drag bars in Columbus. I mean, we've actually, like, stopped going as much because we're not like bars in Columbus exempts. Oh, yeah. Listen, when you come here, you're gonna go. Holy shit. This is like a nice New

spk_0:   1:22:48
York. Honestly, like trying to be funny. Like I feel

spk_1:   1:22:54
like No, I'm not being funny.

spk_0:   1:22:55
Going to make it happen, however, is there are four seasons and Columbus.

spk_3:   1:23:00
Oh, together

spk_2:   1:23:01
as Powell. I think this is not like

spk_0:   1:23:04
how he surviving as a touristy bottom in the contacts of Carnal Byron.

spk_1:   1:23:08
Well, one thing I would recommend is there's a lot of great toys you can buy online to pleasure.

spk_0:   1:23:14
And I'm totally with that. Somebody loans.

spk_1:   1:23:18
Uh, yeah, Tom a Finland sell some really great one. But

spk_0:   1:23:21
e don't want to see them because I want to show you mine. And I want to know for

spk_1:   1:23:25
reasons. Oh, God. Okay, let me see yours first, but yeah, it is. Excuse me. We've given you two hours of our life. Oh, I haven't seen you smile this much since. Well, last Friday. I don't Yeah, he's so cute. And so this is pictures? Always. But it's part of the brand. I get it. There's no teeth ever looking. Even

spk_0:   1:23:55
I don't know how to stop you. We needed

spk_1:   1:23:59
I'm gonna have We need to talk about your self esteem issues. You're hiding behind your hook, your hook a wand. Remember? That follows you want? Quit hiding behind the smoke. Come forward.

spk_3:   1:24:16
Uh, you should smell E is

spk_1:   1:24:22
Yeah, he gets embarrassed. All right, I'm ending this meeting. by E, but by

spk_0:   1:24:26
God, bi, I I I I'm still here by

spk_2:   1:24:39
thank you for listening to another episode of she's not doing so Well, if you're still here with us, I applaud you because that was a really fun time for us. But hopefully it translates to you again. Me and Jim are gonna be recording this week, so please message us what you want to hear. We'll talk about anything at this point. I mean, fuck it. Um what other housekeeping doing you? D'oh! Make sure you subscribe. Make sure you follow us on Instagram share a paid share with your friends. I know right now, like Netflix is in. And who Lou and all these people that are giving you free shit. And, of course, all these famous people who decide now they they think they can have a podcast, which is fine. I mean, you know, um bia So fuck them and listen to us and pass it along. And can you tell I'm talking my hands when I hit? This is what that means. I'm talk with my hands. Anyway, um, I believe that's it for me. Thank you for listening to another, but What if she's not doing so well? I am Bobby. Jim is in quarantine and we will talk to

spk_0:   1:25:35
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