Swell AI Transcript: mummy-dearest-the-united-states-government-is-closer-to-mummification-than-their-next-deep-breath.mp3

00:00 SPEAKER_02 Prove it. When they say it's big, it's usually not. When they say it's not, it usually is. Thank you. Hi, gay. Bobby's Law. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby. I'm Jen. And we are here for 209, 209. Now, first things first, I can't wait to tell you this. Hi, gay. Oh, no. No, it's not bad. Okay. No, it's- I got nervous. I thought you were gonna say, like, I found a new therapist and she told me I'm wrong. Oh, no, I need a new therapist though, but no. Do you remember, what last week were we talking about that we were talking shit about? We talk shit about so many things. Yeah, but like, we talk shit about a certain style of person that goes to a certain style of place. Oh, God. The trailer park gay is going to Wilton Manners. So my question is, am I a trailer park gay? Are you going back? Yes. Yeah, you are. So literally, literally, after we had that conversation, Michael was like, well, do you want to go somewhere? And I'm like, sure. So we're taking a weekend to Wilton Manners. It's- In two weeks. Two weeks. Well, go down there and line to Santas' pockets. I'm actually kind of scared because there's that law now that they can not treat you if something happens. So hopefully I don't like fall out. Fall out? Yeah, like if something happens to me and then they have to come rescue me, they're like, no, this is a faggot, not gonna do it. I'll die. More like if there's a mass shooting at the eagle. Stop. That would be more likely. Because that's the site of all the debauchery. So they're going to be like, we got to target the eagle. I know. I'm really not trying to do like, well- You'll be in the dark room, sucking dick. I just know it. No, not suck- Michael, come fuck me back here. No, I don't- What? Here's the thing about- We loved creeping on the little twinks in there.

01:43 SPEAKER_01 I know, well I'll creep on twin- Who the fuck is in that fucking weed? I'm like, what? And I go, you're like, oh, let's creep on twins.

01:50 SPEAKER_02 But I was laughing so hard. I was going to tell you like right after I was like, no, I'm saving this for the show to get your reaction. Cause I was like, what a fucking trash box. Well, can I tell you something then? I have a confession. You're going somewhere trashy. So last night, my boyfriend, Joey brought up, oh, well, Gary, the bartender at AWOL, he has fun and going to Wilton manners all the time. He was thinking, what if we went for a weekend? What the fuck? And I was like, yeah, what if? Like I literally was like- Oh, that's going to be a shit show with a young hot man. I know. Like when you're an ugly troll like me, you just stand in the corner. I'll be left behind. Like if he, if Joey goes to what manners, he will be center of attention. So we're both trailer trash, trash gays is what we're saying. Yeah. We're both trailer trash gays and paws. Yeah. So trailer trash gays we are. And speaking of trailer trash,

02:39 SPEAKER_01 I got to call you out on something. Oh my God. Wow. Oh my God.

02:45 SPEAKER_02 Oh, exactly. This word right here. Wow. I got a wow from you this week on a text. What? You wowed me when I told you that I was going on a solo trip over Labor Day when we discussed changing our plans. I get a- Oh my God. I get that. Well, wait, I thought we hadn't decided what we were doing for Labor Day. We literally sat here and said, you said, no, let's not do Labor Day because it's Joey's birthday weekend and da da da da. And then you said, and I said, yeah, why don't we do Atlanta for pride or something like that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, we're still, we got to plan that. Yeah, we got to plan it right now. Well, I could do Labor Day too because they still have bunk beds available about that place you're going. Well, I might not be going there because I have my name in the pot for Camp Buckwood. Is that what it's called? Why doesn't that sound right? Oh no. In Indiana? Yeah. Because they were full too. You went there before, right? Yeah, that's where I really want to go. Oh, so it's better. Yeah. So I'm like kind of on like weird, like, I'm in the, because I have to cancel by- Oh, so you have to like hear back from Buckwood soon. So I'm going to call Buckwood again. I should call too. Yeah, it's crazy. I could just go there. I mean, maybe, or maybe you should just do your own solo trip. Cause I can't wait to do my solo trip because it's going to be great. Then you need to do solo. Yeah. You have so many people to jerk off. I have a question though. That way I could like, you don't want me to see the people you're jerking off with because I would be like, wow, so this is Camp for Bobby. Whoa, girl, fuck. Oh, I got to go back home. No, I was actually thinking about this though. And I wanted to ask you. So after all that, I was like, I need to ask you something. My question to you is when was your last solo trip? Oh my God. Before COVID, I think. Right. So I was thinking about it. I was like going over my head. I'm like, you used to have like these trips where I think this is what I became obsessed with when I went to Buckwood. Like where you can just do whatever you want. It's your rules. It's your life. You can suck whatever dick you want. You can do whatever you want. Nobody's there that really knows you. And, but you've, you always discovered like really cool things. And like, you do find fun things. So why haven't you been solo tripping? I think I've been on, I've been on too many trips. Otherwise. Yeah. And I was going to say, well, maybe because you're going to 65,000 places. So many fucking trips. I think I don't have time for like a solo trip. Well you do now. Now I have like double the number of trip partners I have to consider. I know. So it's like, okay. So I, yeah. Weird. So anyway, but I was thinking like maybe you should go somewhere. Okay. I do have like seven days off around Labor Day. You should go. So anyway, you're kind of excited for solo trip. I'm excited for the solo trip, but I do want to say, I do want to, I think I really do want to try to go to Atlanta that weekend. Just leave on the Friday, come back the Sunday night late. Labor Day? No. Oh, okay. For Pride. When is there Pride? October. Which weekend? Oh shit. Yeah. Like I need to know. The 13th or something like that. It's a fucking lovely. Okay. So we'll be in Atlanta Pride. So if you're listening to the show, we'll see you at Pride. And also we'll be able to go to the Eagle there and get fucked. Oh, it's a podcast trip. It's a podcast trip. Joey's going to market days into weekends. So I was like, well, you have fun. Cause I'm working. Fuck them. And by that, I mean. Did I tell you, we went and got him Disport, AKA Botox on his face on Friday? No, but why can't I get it on my face? Well. Why can't you pay for me to do that? I mean. Well, if that's what's happening, then yes. I want some Botox shit. God, I have to be everyone's sugar daddy. Would you suck and swallow Lex Wexner for a brand new Range Rover? I would swallow though. That's a Range Rover. That's like $80,000. Like bitch, I'd take it. You couldn't do it. I did not. He's a wrinkly. What about a million? Yes. Okay. So what about 500,000? Yes. I would still go to a Range Rover is just like, I don't care about cars enough. I'd sell it. Okay. So I'd turn and burn it. So I'd at least get. God. Do I have to? No, I hate giving blow jobs. I'm not good at them. My mouth is dry. And he's old. So it's going to be like soft. It's going to take forever. Like if he starts soft, if he starts hard, then I will do it. If he starts soft. I mean, maybe right after the shower too. Like I need to be there present during the cleaning and make sure there's a lot of fucking. What's that? Iodine. Yeah, Irish Spring. Iodine, Iodine. I need this ready for surgery, like sterilize. Sterilize it, then freshen her up. And then I'll suck it. And then. Do you think he's got Botox on his scrotum? Cause like that, if it were tight, then maybe it would look younger. And I'd be like, okay. That actually brings a good point. Scrotoplasty. What about Mitch McConnell? Would you suck him off for. Is he still with us? He is. And we got to talk about it. Like Mr. Robot Mitch. Glitch McConnell. I mean, literally. So this girl, I sent you a video. Or you sent me a video. I sent you this. And I was dead. Please just play it.

07:35 SPEAKER_00 Like this bitch, like literally. Who look at that video of Mitch McConnell closing out of his tab a little early at that press conference, right? Clearly having a medical event in the noggin. Who are like, it was him getting vaccinated. That was the root, babe. Have these people never met old people? Have these people not realized that we are throwing gently alive corpses into our Senate, our Congress, our house of reps. What do you think happens when you get to a certain age where mummification is closer to you than a deep breath? The vaccine, really? That's what did it? And not his hundred years on this earth.

08:40 SPEAKER_02 Jesus. I, that girl, that girl right there. That part. The way that she speaks is so fun. Gently alive corpses. Like that to me was like, accurate. She's like, babe. You have Diane, and it's not right or left. It's like we have Diane Feinstein, a Democrat, who can't, no, she doesn't know where she is. No, she has caretakers that walk her around. She's like, like. Or roll her around now. Oh, she's not even walking anymore. Remember when she was out for over a month with shingles? And I was like, you aren't out for shingles for a month, bitch. Meanwhile, we fought so hard for a Democratic Senate to get all these nominees passed, all these judges passed. And we couldn't do a goddamn thing for over a month because demented Diane Feinstein has shingles. Be nice to her. She has a medical issue. Like, fuck that shit. You're almost 90. Get out of there. I'm sorry. Get out. You couldn't even, I mean, it's scary. I can't. I literally like. We are that close away from accomplishing none of our goals with Biden, who's also, he's one fall down the stairs again, again, because he falls down stairs a lot. He forgets where he's at and what fear it is too. From a brain bleed and death. And then we have laughing Kamala. Oh! So like, we've got to get these judges through. And Diane. Diane. Demented Diane. Fucking demented Diane. So I literally, like, Mitch is dead. Mitch is his brain. Mitch is literally dead. He just had a stroke on TV. You see somebody and you just know, you just like know that this is probably it. Like, well. They're like, do you want to go back to your office, Mitch? Are you, are you done with your comments? No, Mitch is having a fucking stroke. I mean, he already looks like he's fucking having a stroke before that. Before you get out of his turtle shell. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I'm like, this is me when the edible hits. Like literally. And it's just like, those are the people making all our decisions. Would you let a brain surgeon at 89 operate on you? No. Right. Are we letting them make laws? Make laws. Oh, they can, like, they've got experience. No, they don't. With Metamucil and diapers. Right. These people are literally, and this is not ageism. These people are like, that's ageist. No, this is not ageism. It's being, no, it's not. They're incompetent. You wouldn't let them fly a plane. You wouldn't let them do air traffic controlling. You wouldn't let them drive you. You wouldn't let them drive your Uber. So why are we letting them in the halls of Congress? Like, it's fucked up. It is really fucked up. And honestly, I think it might be our generation. Or maybe. We need to kick it out. We gotta fucking change it. We gotta make some rules. First, we gotta abolish the Senate. But then we have to make other rules. Yeah. We gotta, there's a lot of things like judges. Oh, and also, I'm not even gonna go into it, but Trump was like indicted again. But like, is he ever gonna get in trouble? Like, I don't get it. Yes, but this one, yes. I know, it's bad. It's like obstruction against the United States. This case is in the DC Judge Schaeps. So yeah, it's bad. He has how many indictments? Like four or five. The fifth one's coming from Georgia, which is also terrible. Well, Georgia's even worse than anything. Where he called and threatened the Secretary of State, and it's on, we got the phone call. So he's like, find me the 11,000 votes. Right, like. And commit fraud. Just go ahead and commit fraud. He wasn't doing that. This is because it was rigged. He's like, we gotta find those 11,000 votes. I can't. Oh, well, we got that on tape. I literally can't. We got that on tape. Literally can't. So he's fucked. Like, it's gonna happen too before the election next year. That's the thing. And just a little comment for all the people who are like, this is political. Everything's fucking political. Stop saying that. You sound like an idiot when you say that. You sound like a fucking dumbass. Why are we turning it political? He was indicted for political reasons. You're a fucking dumbass. He's a politician. It is political. Yes. Also, he's a shitty businessman, and he had this coming to him for years, honey. So I don't wanna hear it. He's a fraud. Honestly, he's a fraud. He's been a fraud. And do you know how he got indicted? Because people are like, Joe Biden indicted him. No. Merrick Garland. The Department of Justice indicted him. A grand jury comprised of regular American citizens, a grand jury that could be you and me, they decided, yeah, he should be indicted. First of all, the head of the FBI, who was appointed by Trump, the attorney was appointed by Trump. And they're like, wasn't your secretary of defense for fraud or whatever? Like, yes. And how was he charged with a Trump-appointed lawyer? It's all Trump appointees. And then they're like, this is not fair to Trump. Well, he picked all these people. And he still got indicted. I really am not sure why everybody is still like, got it. So anyway. Looks like you don't wanna hang out with someone who's. Looks like you shouldn't go sleep with the devil, bitch. Or maybe, you know what? You would, for the money. Well, would you suck the devil's dick? Les Wexner. Oof, yeah. He's bad. Like, he's bad news. And he's very bad news. He's definitely smelly crotch. Yeah. Oh my God. We've got a fucking email. And I made really good pictures this week. So if you want these, join our Patreon. Oh my God, I love this. Okay, go ahead. Okay. God damn, that's a lot. Seems less meaningful to him without penetration. How can we compromise and ensure both our needs are met? Any advice would be appreciated best, Nathan. First of all. Now, first, Nathan. Nathan. Nathan. Babe. This partner. We need to. We're not gonna use the term red flag. Cause it's been three years. We would never. But after three years, you would think you'd be able to go, hey, sweetheart, I don't like penetration that much. So like, I'm willing to please you. Do you not realize, like. Nathan's partner. And also one to three days. That's a lot. First of all, I'm like. One to three times a week. You're lucky if you get one. Once a week is enough for you. For my partner's no. Once a week, you are, you're sitting pretty. Yeah, like. I don't have time for all this nonsense. Like penetration. One to three times in penetration. So you mean you tell me I have to come home from work and clean out my hole? Three times a week? You have to prep to get fucked? No. Oh my God. What a pain in the ass on top. What a literal pain in the ass. And it depends on your dick, but probably. It's a mess. Like what are we doing? We do not need penetration three times a week. And also it's really concerning to me that he like, you're feeling the guilt. Then that means he's showing you that like, you're not feeling that for no reason. So I think you need to discuss with him the fact that you consider like, have you guys discussed your sex? Like terminology and like what? Cause to me, I'm the same way. Like one to three times any kind of sexual, if I make you come, that's sex to me. That is sex, obviously. No. Your problem for your partner is he needs to figure out why he was socialized to believe that you have to have penetration for sex. That's a very heteronormative type thing. It's a very, I like pornography type thing. You can like penetration and want penetration. That's fine. But you need to realize sex with your partner is an intimate act. Intimacy is not just penetration. Anytime you're connecting in a sexual way, you're exploring, you're having fun. That is sex, period. If you have a cock in or around your hole, that's sex. If any of you are aroused or having fun, pleasure, you're experiencing or giving pleasure, that is sex. Penetration alone, no. That's just sad. Like to think that you need penetration to have sex is sad. It is actually very, very sad to me. It's like, again, it's like what happened in your life. Yeah, so your boyfriend, I mean, Nathan. Your boyfriend needs to investigate this. And maybe outside of sex, he's amazing. But the thing is like, I deal with this as well. Like I don't want to be penetrated like at all, zero. To the point where I become the penetrator, that's how bad the penetree wants to be penetrated. Or have some kind of hole in dick situation. Yes, same. What I've done is just, you can't feel guilty. I do feel guilty myself, to be honest with you. A lot of times I'm like, well, this is- But is the guilt internal or is it exposed from external sources? Well, it's external. Yeah, it always is external. Yeah, it's like things you read in media. Because if you could get through your entire life without feeling guilt over something, as long as other people weren't around, then it's external. Well, and my favorite people are the ones- You're not going to go through life like, I'm feeling so bad about myself because I'm not getting penetrated. But it's not until you're around other people who want it and demand it that you start to feel guilty. We should not feel guilty for those reasons. Or like the people are like, yeah, we have sex every day of the week, like twice a day. Oh my God. I'm like, first of all, that's kind of like- Good for you, but- I think it's more of an addiction. Like that's not even love. I don't know, I'm not going to judge anybody. Yeah, right, it's like, well- And a lot of people are sexual and like, that's great. No, that's great. If you have a great sexual partner and you actually like them, that's a really good thing. I'd say rare, but- I need to see it to believe it, but I think that that's great. As long as there's not meth involved. But no, your partner Nathan needs to look into this. Why does he associate only penetration with sex? Because that's just wrong. Yeah. It's wrong. Thatcher also called us again and I wanted to say hello to him. Hi Thatcher. He's our Patreon exclusive. Yes, he is. And he gets a lot of dick pics from us. He asked a question, but I'm going to answer it during my sundry. Oh, I love it. So, Thatcher be on the lookout there, just shout out. Okay, so I want to do a quick little thing on Lizzo. This might be a problematic. No, I love it. I made it. Now, news has hit that our biggest fat girlfriend, Lizzo, miss body positivity. Oh my God, this drink. Little miss body positivity is so body positive. Sometimes when the body positivity hits you, honey, it hit me. I can't speak English really well. I just looked over at you and then like saw like this hazed out version of your face up there. And it was so weird. Like I had a moment where I was like, is that him up there? Is he up there? Oh my God, can you imagine if I was so high, I was looking at there, I was like, there I am. Like I didn't realize that. Literally I was like, oh my God, like out of body experience. Like, no, that's your fat head on the fucking. And fat head is the brand. Not only is my fat head, but my fat head. That's why I'm like. So I just want to talk about this. I have some facts, but like really the reality is, is that Lizzo is supposedly being a piece of shit. And so is her lead dancer, like coach or they called her, what do they call her? It was like so weird. Choreographer. I don't even know. Like honestly, the whole world is fucked up. Yeah, like. Her dance actionista coach. Something like, I don't know. What is it called? It's not a coach, it's like dance leader or like troop leader. It's some weird fake name. It doesn't matter. The person who like makes the other dancers dance. Yeah, so the one that's in charge. There's apparently all this stuff that happened like bananas and pussies. No, they were like in Amsterdam. The one day through last year, they were in Amsterdam and Lizzo was like forcing the dancers to touch a new performer's breast repeatedly and was like, keep touching him. Keep touching him. Touch those titties. You can just hear Lizzo saying this stuff. Here's the thing. Touch those titties. That was exactly. The dancer's like, no, I don't want to fucking touch this Amsterdam dancers titties. And Lizzo was like, you have to now eat that, eat that vagina banana, eat that vagina banana. It's like, I don't want to do that either. If I'm being honest, like it all also. Can I just say, I think. She has a what? I mean, I'm just saying. I mean, she does play the flute. She plays the flute. I'm just going to say that. First of all, she's a flute player. Anyone who's a flautist. Like we watched this and I was like, this is funny. But then let's see. But this is how I really know her. She's the type of person that you meet her and you're like, oh. Like, okay. Something's a little off. You're really nice and like, sure, you might mean well, but something is not right here. Okay, so let me just show you the way she acts. Oh yeah, I have not. Okay, I have not seen this. Hey everybody, I'm at Valor. Shot flute. Here we go. Oh gosh. Ready? You got to, okay. Mm-hmm. Everything's dramatic. Yeah. It's time for day drinking with Seth and Lizzo. It's really tequila. Hold on, just the way she acts though, it's like this weird. If I say this and break the internet, I'm not going to. Break the internet. America? This is, I'm keeping the internet. The internet's already in shambles. Okay, so I don't know if that's really, I don't have time to show the example really, but the problem with her is that she's one of those people that you see it and you know it. Well, and she also like told the one, called the one dancer fat, cause she like, that dancer got fired, was like had to do a Zoom dance audition type thing, like a rehearsal, I mean, cause she was sick, like reasonable. And I guess Lizzo like made fun of her weight gain and then fired her. And it's like, wait a minute. Hi. Has Lizzo looked in the mirror? Right. Pot me kettle. I'm sorry. Have you looked in the mirror, Lizzo? Like. If you, that's a really true statement. You are fucked up. Yeah, like that part alone, you're like, oh, you've internalized the fat phobia. Oh, and also you've also profited off it, off of it because you also had this. Body positivity bullshit. She had a, she won an Emmy, I think, or a, like, bye. Like just, it's just a bye. I actually never liked her. I'm going to admit it right here, right now. I have never, the only thing that I actually liked was that in a little, and then a fussy wussy, and it was only because of TikTok. Oh yeah, I like that song, but I will be honest. I did get really tired of defending her all the time. Cause you know, it's like everyone, everyone makes fat jokes and like, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, no guys, no. She's different. No. I mean, she is, I mean. She's strong, she's great. Well, I think maybe because she's a chubby girl, like, and I can relate. That's why I can say this. That's why you always were like, yeah, Lizzo go. Like, I think she. We always root for the fat one. Right, she's a fat flute player. Yeah, you're gonna. Who the fuck do you think she is anyway? Do you know what I mean? She's very socially awkward. Right. So this is probably, she was like, probably touch the titties. Like it was so fun, but really she's not developed. I think, and that's what I'm wondering. I'm like, did she just not realize these people were her employees and she thought they were her friends? Probably. And she's like, let's touch titties, no touch them. And they're like, well, I guess I have to, cause my boss is telling me to. And they're not really friends with her. Yeah, and I also can see them being a little far fetched too with that. Well, I do. I, and that's what I'm wondering. Everyone's like, believe the victim. No, let's like take a listen, but also like. You'll spread your legs on the stage and do some dance moves, but you touched a titty in Amsterdam. And now you have to sue. It's, I know. And this is a little, and this is the part where I. This is where we get in trouble. Yeah, this is where we're going to get in trouble. I don't care though. I don't really give a fuck. It's true. I mean, you listen to these stories and you're like, yeah, I can totally see. Like the dance leader is getting in trouble because she described a sexual fantasy, simulated oral sex. And that was like what she got in trouble for. These people could have been on the bus. So we're not allowed to talk about sexual fantasies. Yeah, you do this and you're. It's over. You've simulated oral sex. Do you know how quickly I'd be fired? Every one of us would be fired. Like, this is why I'm like, you know, you read these and you're like, yeah, Liz, I guess she's bad, but you're like, I mean. Listen. We have to stop putting people on pedestals. That's what we have to stop doing because. I'm not actually a fan. No one is really a true hero. Like you're like, oh, this person's going to save the world. Like they did this with Barack Obama. And it's like, well, he's still bombing Afghanis and Iraqis for no reason. And he probably. He's killing innocent people. I mean, it's like, you know, we thought they were going to save the world, but they really can't. Nobody really can. Like they're just human. We're in a fucked up system. Like Liz was going to be fat phobic because all this fat phobia is directed at her. She internalized some of it. She called a dancer fat. Get over it. So would we get in trouble if I called somebody a faggot? And was the dancer fat? Probably. Probably. Also like she might've had that kind of. I know, with them, with them. Because she's like, I'm a fat singer. I'm a fat performer. So you're a fat dancer. I'm a fat fuck. Like she's probably like, I wanted fat performers around me. So if I said, watch where you're going, fat ass. And as a joke. If you said it, you'd be. Then I'm fat phobic. We're suing you. So I don't know. Maybe Lizzo has her own side of the story. I haven't heard from her. That's what we need to hear. So I need to hear Lizzo's side of the story. I'm not actually a fan. I never have been. I don't care if Lizzo exists. Ever puts out another album again. Like it would never. Because again, I think it's like, this picture kind of sucks in our pods. Look at her face there. It's like, this right here is her. Like it's that awkward. Extra awkward. Yeah. Girl. And you didn't live. Nevermind. Oh. And you lived in your car, but honey, how'd you fit in? Next subject, please. You bitch, okay. Sorry. Oh my God. I mean, she maybe should have made it to some fucking Catholic school shit like you had to do. Now, when I was in grade school, I was in a Catholic school. And then even in high school, I was still in a fucking Catholic school. So sorry for you. We of course practiced the sacraments. And in grade school, every Friday, we went to class mass where all the school would go to church and we'd all have a mass on Friday. So not only did I have to go to mass on Sundays with my family, on Friday, I got to do mass as well. And we also had once a month confession where the class would go to the chapel and we would all sit down in the pews, have a few readings. The priest would be up there, blah, blah, blah, talking about the sacrament of confession and how important it is. And you got to get purified before Jesus, blah, blah, blah. You'd go back, you'd sit with the priest in a little back room. It was fucking awkward. Cause it's weird that a Catholic, it's weird how there's been issues with Catholic priests when they go in a dark room and speak to them and probably scare them and say, you're going to hell. Literally. And so of course I'm gonna stroke him off in the back, beef stroganoff, because you're gonna get in trouble if not. Like God is gonna send you to hell. So everyone would line up and go in the back and do a confession. Then I would be like the only one sitting there, like I don't have a fucking confession. Cause I don't, what, like literally when you think about sins, like what sin am I committing? At seven years or at 10 years old, even at 12. Even in high school I'm like, what am I sinning? Especially me in high school, like I didn't do drugs. I didn't drink. I didn't disobey my parents. I got straight A's. Like what sin was I committing? So I would- Birth. Yeah, so I would sit there and be like, okay, I guess being a closeted faggot, I have to go confess a sin. And that's what they knew. They were like, are you sure you don't wanna confess something? You don't wanna confess anything? You look like you've been sucking dicks. Yeah, the priest is like, you wanna come confess on this dick? Yeah, like we're gonna see if you're really a faggot. So I didn't have anything, but people would just start staring. The teacher would just stand up there. Anyone else? Anyone else? Stare, stare. Anyone else? Talk about indoctrination. Stares. Rest of the class. Anyone else? Everyone's looking around because they've all gone. So chill. Anyone else? So finally I'm like, fuck this shit. So I would go back and be like, well, I guess I got mad when my mom asked me to take out the trash. So I could be more helpful at home. He'd be like, that's right. You could be more helpful at home. Four Hail Marys. Four Hail Marys. I was trying to say that like four times. Four Hail Marys and an our father. Four Hail Marys and our father. And so I would have to go back out, say kneel down in the pew. Four Hail Marys and an our father. First of all, you want to talk about indoctrination. And then you go back to class. But then you think about it, it's like psychotic. I got mad when my, literally that was my go-to. I'd be like, well, my mom. I got mad at my mom. I got mad when I had to do chores. I said darn it. I didn't fucking sin. And like the idea of sin is a joke anyway. Right. You've committed sin. But what does it teach the kids and what is it teaching people that? That you're born evil. You're literally a horrifying person. That you're born evil because you're born with original sin and you need purified by Jesus. So you need baptized. Or you're going to hell. So I had a thought process on this. So the priest and confession in general, I feel like is a really shady practice. And I feel like it was set up for communities because they wanted to know what the fuck was going on in town. The priest had to have power over everyone. The priest was like, so you slept with your neighbor and didn't tell your wife. So then he always has something on you to be able to get you to hate. And you're a business owner in the community or you're a politician, the priest knows. And the priest is not- But imagine back like in the days, like start letter dates too. No, no. It was way worse. The church knew everything because you had to confess or you'd go to hell. Why do you think the church was- And if you didn't confess, you were called a witch or you were called a sinner. And there were tons of witches. Because you haven't been to confession. You haven't given confession in a year. You can't get, and you couldn't get communion unless you had confessed before. So that was a thing that they did with us. They were like, well, if you have a sin that you haven't confessed, you can't get communion. And if you don't get communion- So guilt, there's guilt right there. You're not in communion with the church. And if you're not in communion with the church- You're going to hell. You're going to hell. So they really, it's a catch-22. You have to have a sin and a blah, blah, blah, blah. Everything is- And it's also, they know about you. They just wanna know about you. They wanna know about you. They wanna know. They're creeps. They're fucking creeps. And what do you think the priest did when he was like, well, I think I like my boys- No, they're jerking off to the thought of the cheerleader getting fucked by the football player because they coached the football player and look at him with lust. So they're like, oh, this football player is fucking that cheerleader. They're sinning. I wish I could sin with him. I mean, literally, it is the creepiest shit. It's creepy. It's creepy. They're like, yeah, you gotta go to confession. Just totally normal. Go to confession. Go to confession. And it's a sacrament. Where do we read? I read the Bible so far and I have not read that part. I have not read that part. That portion, so. I've not seen that part. Okay. Okay, well, anyway. So that's what we always did. I mean, really, speaking of like weird things that are hard to believe in, you know. And I still don't know if I believe. I don't know either. That's what I wrote at the bottom. Do we really believe it? So the aliens are fucking here apparently. And apparently the aliens are like. Non-human biologics. Yeah, so that was the big thing. What? Yeah, so that was the big thing that got everybody aghast and clutching their pearls. It's a little bit like, it's giving made up. Like I need to hear more than non-human biologic to be convinced that we have anything. And then also they were always saying some- You're telling me a ship crashed and there's non-human biolog. What is that? What is that? A scrape of some creature's skin. Yeah, like what do you mean? Is that a substance we're not aware of on earth? Like I need to know what. Why can't you tell us? Why can't you tell us? And this guy has been discredited by the entire community, which would happen if you were trying to break a story about the intelligence community hiding something. So yeah, of course he's discredited. But it's also like he didn't have any info. Like what was the info? Yeah, it was weird because he like knew stuff and he's like, oh, that's not a special place. We recovered it. And I'm like, hey. He didn't want to go into detail, full detail. Why not? Like why not? I'm discredited. We're already there. If everyone hates you and they've taken away your security clearance, et cetera, then why can't you tell us more details? I think it's really actually, so. So you, what do you think? I think they're, I think, I don't know. I think it's real, but I'm actually starting to believe in like dimensions and like time travel in that sense, not aliens. Like maybe they're not aliens, but they're like, they're not from like outer space. They're like from another dimension. So it could be just people like looking like us. Yeah, like at a higher level. Sure. Well, I've always wondered, there has to be different layers to this earth. I mean, I feel like cats, especially dogs and animals, they've, they see things that we don't see. Like straight up when they're looking at something and staring, it's not random. Like when they're barking at something that's not there in your house and you're like, no one's here. And you train them to like not look at that, but that is something. When you walk somewhere and you get a really bad feeling about it, as soon as you go into a party or something else, there has to be different levels that we're just sensing with other senses that we don't normally pay attention to. You know what I mean? There's so many things that we don't know. So yeah, maybe they are real. Maybe aliens are just higher dimension beings that are like fading in and out of our plane of existence. Right, they're time traveling. Or time traveling, yeah. I don't know. I just still think the whole thing's like, But I don't think they're like green beans walking around. Well, here's the funny part though, then. So then all that said though, and everybody's like, cool. I can't afford to live right now. I can't afford gas. The water around Florida is hotter than a hot tub. All the coral just died. All of it instantly died. And it is a little bit like, okay, if there are aliens, so fucking what? Hopefully they can take us out. Well, my thought is like, how long have they been here? Oh, we've had this since the 50s. Cool, then we're good. So nothing's happened since then. Kind of like God. That's what's weird about it to me. Yeah, it's weird. Why did he always show up? God's been around how many thousands of years? He showed the fuck up, but then all of a sudden now he's gone. Early on, yeah. In the Old Testament, he was Controlling everything. Wiping out the planet, saving certain species, looking at other people, killing people. Killing all the first born sons of an entire culture. But then now, like where's God now? He's sending COVID? Where's God? Where's God? So anyway, aliens. Aliens, whatever. I mean, if it- Literally, my feeling is, I think it would be great if they existed. I think it would be so cool. Yeah, it'd be really cool. I think it would be so cool scientifically to be like, how did they get here? How did they have the science to get here? How did the Christians explain that? We can't even get to Mars. But you're telling me aliens traveled from outside of our galaxy to find us? That's amazing. Right. So we need to learn from them. But I don't think they're really here. I don't, period. I don't think it's real. It's gonna be a really sad day though, when they are real and the Christians are like, wait. It's just demons. No, there already are Christians who are saying, it's just demons. That's what they've decided. They've said- I hate them. They're like, when they announced that there's aliens, but you believe in Jesus, you're savior, and you know that it's just demons trying to distract you. What if it's the angels with the flutes and shit in Revelation or whatever, flute. It's Lizzo. It's Lizzo. What if Lizzo, she would need 15,000 wings to carry herself down here. She's like- And that's fat phobia. You just hear- Wow. Oh my God. Oh my God. So moving on. So basically our conclusion is we don't fucking care about aliens. Yeah. And they're ugly. I don't. Until you have info for me, you need a refill. Real info. No, I'm okay. I have to edit. I'll be like- It's fine. No, this actually makes me feel really, really good. Do you have another of those? Yeah, that's on there. Are you gonna, no. Do you need it? No. Yeah. So aliens are gross, but so are babies. Did you actually get the picture I sent? Yeah. Looked like a bitter beer face.

34:32 SPEAKER_01 Oh man. Ah! Whoa, girl.

34:35 SPEAKER_02 I'm actually a fan. Do you know that I've actually met this guy too? I met him and I was like, congrats on the new baby. And then I like, when you see the baby, it's like- Listen, I want you to go ahead and- Looks like you pulled him out of a root beer barrel. So tell the people what you're talking about right now. And that's not gonna say it, this is the actual- Okay, so I follow this like, not really hot guy. You follow the hot guy. Well, I mean- He was okay. Not the face. I mean, it's fine. It's okay. It's tired. It's wrinkled because of the tanning for the bodybuilding, which you're like, why are you doing that still? It's not, you know, it's like, no, you're a little old for that now. It's over. Why are we still trying to be useful? It's fine. It's okay. You're gonna hurt your back, grandpa. You're gonna kill yourself. So he had a baby, he's an uber Christian, and he may be a really nice guy, by the way. Like that's a disclaimer. Like I'm not judging him as a person. And also we're not judging any straight person because we know that child life is like- Or was it child life? Birth, baby, giving a baby into this earth. Oh my God, I'm so high right now. Child life, birth. I'm- I'm gonna- Shem- I can't speak. You just went shem- I can't speak English. Shem- I'm Mitch McCartland. Birth! Birth! Ballast- Ballack-da. Ballack-da. Ballack-da. Ballack-da. Listen, if you're straight, I know it's really great to have babies and like, oh my God, look at what I did. I brought this earth. No, it's not. It's not fucking great. It's trash. But your kids aren't always cute. Now I tell my friends, I'll be like, look, I know I tell other- The point of this is, yeah, this guy that I think is like pretty attractive body-wise, not face-wise, but like his baby is so fucking ugly that I can't get over it. And every time he posts a baby, he's like, handsome man. And I'm just like, this baby would win the world's ugliest baby contest. Oh my God. You're gonna be like, this is the Gerber pictures we're gonna post. Oh my God. Like you saw the picture. The baby looks like an old man who has to shit himself. And honestly, like, okay. Handsome? Like, handsome? Cute, cause it's little. Cute? Cause I'm much, sure, cute. Handsome's like real. Handsome's like- The baby's not cute though. But cute can be like, oh, that's cute. Like a little cute little like- It's not cute though. I'd look at cute as small. There are cute babies, but yeah, no, it's a small human that is hideous. Yeah. And a lot of them battle back and look really great. Human. Some of the most best looking people in this world were ugly babies. Really? I don't know, I'm making that up. No, it's not true. Cause I was an adorable baby. Cause I was hot. Yeah, we were both really good. We were actually really pretty. We were adorable. Look at, I had blonde hair. So did I. Yeah, we were the cutest fucking children. And look at us now. Talk about Gerber, talk about handsome men. He's a little- But I do want you to read this though. Oh, he's a heartbreaker. Because I, so I decided to research the opposite. So I was like- Random info on the parents feeling really, okay. Recent article discusses a whisper thread where parents anonymously confess that they find their own babies to be ugly. Some parents express disappointment with their child's appearance, with one blaming their mother-in-law's jeans for their baby's look, and another expressing regret over an affair that resulted in an ugly child. One parent confessed to struggling with accepting their child due to their child's looks, expressing feelings of guilt and self perceived failure as a mother. Some parents expressed hope that their children would grow out of their ugly phase, with one stating that they themselves had been an ugly kid, but now look good. Oh my- It ain't true. That confessions reveal a rarely discussed aspect of parenthood, where parents grapple with societal and personal expectations of their children's appearances. So I never thought of that until I started researching this and I was like, I gotta put this in here because- It's true. I mean, I would be horrified if my kid was ugly. Sorry. I would too. Like, oh no, I think we're transitioning to me maybe. Sundries? No. No. Oh my God, okay, no. I got a quick thing and I had a quick thing and then we're done. Well, ish. This looks way worse than it is by the way. I know, because we've had a lot of intermission. Okay, so basically what I wanted to say was, and I can talk while you're- Yeah, you can. Just wanna make sure you're good. Okay. Four more minutes and they can't fucking call me. It is so hot out in the desert that in Las Vegas, I believe it is, there was a Delta flight and I guess they had to sit on the tarmac for a long time. And you know how on the airplane when it's really hot, it doesn't cool off until you get in the air because like- Yeah, yeah. Well, they're on the tarmac for three hours. Multiple people passed out, multiple people passed out and shit themselves. It actually says in the article, yes. Okay, so there's a lot of things here. My brain right now is trying, oh my God, oh my God. First of all, I would be so- The smell. Can you imagine me on that flight? You would have been a full panic attack. You would have shit at yourself. It would have been me. It would have been a shitting. It would have been me. I'd be like… What the hell? Why did you pass out? It's like the biggest fucking diarrhea. And you're like, oh no. And I'm sitting next to you, you're leaning on me like… I'm just like, oh. First of all, if you did- Ma'am, ma'am, he shit at himself. Ma'am, he shit, I don't know if he's dead or like what, but- That was a death shit too. There are death shits. I know, cause you lose all of them. If you're in the airline industry and you're gonna be on the tarmac more than 15 minutes before we take off, you need to go back to the goddamn gate and get us off the goddamn plane. If you sit me out there for fucking three hours, I'm gonna be goddamn pissed. That's all I really wanted to say with that too. Okay. Do you know what I'm saying? I think I agree. That's ridiculous. I waited two hours on the tarmac from Toronto back home after Beyonce because they were like, there's bad weather and our route just closed again. We're gonna find another route. And then like 30 minutes later, they're like, we found another route. It closed again. Don't worry, we're next up. So the next time the route opens, we're gonna be next. And I'm like literally like two hours later, we're like, so we just sat still. And then, yeah, that's the best part is they're like, and if we're about to, and if we run, if we wait here too long, we're gonna run low on fuel and have to go back and refuel. And I'm like, but then we could have been in the air this time burning fuel, right? So like, why are we just on the ground burning fuel? You could have flown around the storm. And it would have been fine. Wouldn't we, yeah, I'm like, couldn't the longer route have saved us two hours than what we did here? Also the route ideas bullshit. We're just sitting on the tarmac. Oh my God, that is like my worst. It was a bad feeling. Okay, so what are these people saying then? So basically what it is is what the post was, what secret would you not tell somebody in real life, but are willing to share with random strangers? So basically in the post. And this is in a gay chat room. There's a lot actually. So there's some, these are fun ones. I just picked the fun ones, but then I wanna just kind of openly discuss. So will you read the fun ones? During my whore stage, I had a friends with benefits who was a friend of my dad's. That's hot as fuck. That's like a fantasy. That is so hot. Okay, another one. I had a meetup date from Grindr. He pressured me into sex. After he finished, he held me at gunpoint for several hours trying to shake me down for money that I didn't have. Hopefully it was a good fuck. I hope it was good. Another one that I fucked with priest, a priest that was teaching me in high school while in threesome while on drugs. You were in high school, doing drugs and having a threesome with your priest. The fuck? The fuck. Another one that I adore deep anal play like 15 plus inches. I just really love stuffing bigger and bigger toys in my ass. This is people who are posting this. 15 inches. Are you okay? Hello? You know what's really funny too? Are you okay? A lot of these people deleted their username after they posted. Of course. It's so, like they're really, are really telling the truth. Another one. I convinced certain friends that I was such a deep sleeper that they could give me a blow job and I wouldn't even know it. Now that right there. Now that is manipulative. That is manipulative. Now that is what I love. I love it. Yes, girly. Yes. I absolutely adore it. But I think that's so funny. Get your fucking friends to give you blow job. But first of all, we would never like, even if you said that to me, I'd be like, okay. Okay. And then I'm like. Prove it. Meanwhile, also I have a CPAP on. What am I gonna, Helen Keller you? It's not gonna work anyway. It's just gonna, it won't get up. I mean. Same. I do notice though. You know what's really crazy though? I'm not getting off to that. Kind of say something. On the nights that I sleep well, I wake up with boners. On the nights that I don't. Yep. I don't. Cause your cortisol is fine. Like, right. Our stress levels go down so we can get a boner. But when we don't sleep well, our body's like. So no wonder I can't have boner. I'm always pissed. It is so rare now that I wake up with morning wood. Is that weird though? Like I get kind of worried. Meanwhile, my husband like every day. So, well yeah. I must be nice to have nothing to worry about. Yeah. We do have a Bible verse of the week because we did get that request. Okay. So go ahead. From Hebrews chapter 11 verse one. Faith is the substance of things hoped for. The evidence of things unseen. So I did a little deep dive and. The evidence of things unseen. So just because you believe something, it's evidence. You're committing your lives to something and believing is actually. Or having faith means believing. This is so cringe. So I was like, oh. So I was gonna try to find another one. It's like slam your kids against the rocks or like rape your moms or whatever it is in there. Right. Kill all of your neighbors. Kill everybody except for like the second born whores that are uncircumcised. It's like oh my God, girl. So this was like an interesting one though because it's like faith is a very interesting situation. Yeah. It's really sad. It's really sad that people think faith is enough to justify their hatred. Like. It's all a fear of death. These people are literally like, well, that's my belief. It's my faith. And I'm looking at them. I'm like, oh, so it's a belief that you could easily change just like that, just by changing your mind. I'm like, so remember when you converted to being a Christian and you were like. I brought Jesus into my life and I got baptized. Remember the moment just before that. When you were sucking dick on the corner for crack cocaine. Yeah, I'm like, so you could just. Undo it and just go back to that because it's just like that. You changed your mind. So your whole belief that you can't, no, I believe it. I have to live my life based on because I believe it. No, you could just fucking change your mind. It's called wake up. So this is why we don't care about your faith or beliefs. I don't give a fuck. I'll trample all over them if I can. And that's why they have no place in our political system. Correct. No place in the laws that govern my life. You have people that are making up faith. Making laws. Yeah, well I believe it. They're like, well, I guess it's believable because God. It's my faith. It's my faith. And that word, that faith word. It's in my book. It's in my book. It's right here in this book. It's on the paper. Who wrote this? It's Peter. This is the word of God right here. So I believe it. Peter, Peter. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater said it. Peter Piper sat on a pickle pepper. Big old dick. Yeah. Literally it's like, oh, so that's your belief. So I'm supposed to care? No. Oh, well my belief is that you're a dumb fuck. But no, our beliefs don't matter because. So our beliefs doesn't matter that you're a dumb fuck? Why? It's so weird. You go first. It doesn't matter. I'll go first. So this week I was on the gram as I usually am. I love your, I'm telling you. I go on deep dives. Like I love it. You find stuff that I've never even seen. And then I have people that send me the same stuff. But I dig up stuff on the internet. I'm like, what the fuck? You're on the dark web. I'm on the dark web. So my dark web exploration this week was, and this is a new hobby, go to like a Caribbean Island, find specifically a Sandals Resort because this is where the good stuff comes in. So on these semi trashy Sandals Resorts on all these various Aruba, Bahamas, all the shit. Come on baby mama. Come on baby mama, Montego, why don't we go? Baby. Okay. There are gonna be couples and the Sandals Resorts must pay for it because they're all the same pictures of like. The same like pose. The same trashy high school girl from your class who got pregnant at 16, leaning up against a post and her boyfriend's just leaning up against her and he's just like. Full dick print. And there is full dick print. Because they have no idea. And then you get to see them on the beach with their shirt off. And then. Wait, so did they tag them or something? Oh yeah. And so then you can go onto that guy's Instagram page. And for some reason, a lot of them are public. I don't know. And then you can see pictures of them in college. And then. You can see their best friend that they saw during a frat party. So you find their football co-player and then you go to that page and then you find their honey. It's actually kind of crazy. I'm just telling you these honeymoon photos. I'm gonna actually. Lead you down the best pathways. And then you think of the fact that 50% of these marriages are ending in divorce and how happy they look on their honeymoon. I. And so you're like, wow. This is kind of depressing but it's also like. It's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. It's kind of funny that you guys spent all this money going to a little Caribbean Island to get these pre. It's like. Pre thought pictures. These pictures are like every single couple of them are going to the Sandals Roar is getting the same five pictures. Like here's on the beach. Now pick her up and look happy. Now lean against a pole and make her look sultry. And it's just like the same shit. Yeah. But the guys are kind of cute. So like I. Kind of like it. I love it. I think we should do a contest this week. Let's take some photos. Everybody start taking photos and the best photo that we get. I'll send like whatever. I love it. Swag. And I'll give you a shout out. Swag. But I think it'd be fun. I'm gonna go deep dive later too. I honestly want to see everyone's honeymoon photos. Especially if you're divorced now. I want to see those fucking photos. Oh, I want to see the divorce photos, honey. Put me in a speedo and divorce me. Well, that's some of the guys are wearing like bathing suits. Yep. So what's your Sunday of the week? Okay. So listen, and this is a PSA. It's not the PSA of the week, but this is just something that I need to address. If you're gonna, this is what I hate. Okay. If you come to, let's just say my office. Okay. And you stand in the doorway and you just stand there. Yeah. And I look up and you don't say anything. And then I'm like, hi. And you go, hey. And then you go, I'm like, so what's up? Morning. I am not your entertainment. So when you're just standing there. So don't just stand in front of me and try to get my attention. If you need to speak to me, speak to me, but don't just come to me because you want entertained. Yep. This is it. Yep. And I'm like this typing and I'm like, hi. Hey. Yep. Yep. And I'm like, what's up? Literally it's like, hi. I'm busy. So. I was texting you too, but I saved this. Said person said today. Oh my God. I don't really have drama in my life. This is the same bit. She's like, my son disappeared. We can't find him. My daughter-in-law who I adopted through marriage, she committed suicide. Actually she's alive, but I have to go be on her bedside. Like literally the stories are like, oh really? Is this real or are you creating drama so you can get off work? It is so bad. My back is so bad. I can't even stand today. She goes, we're going for a full custody. I go, of what? Of what? Your dog? My son's. It's gonna be a great story. I said, oh you're really, I said, you have a lot of drama. And she goes, no, actually I have no drama. You have the most fucking drama of any person I've ever heard of. Girl, you have your hip. I mean, I can't, I'm not gonna go home. The hip. The hip. What's the hip? The back, the feet. Are these all the reasons she has to call off? Cause I'm just gonna say. She started doing that. She has more days off than she works. Oh, that's the other thing. Yeah, like more than she works. I come to work every day. Right. She's delusional. You have pain everywhere. You're wearing a thing on your elbow. You look like an old fuck. Right, like hi. Hi. I'm walking around with this disability bracelet. I'm always here. Now you're. Oh! I mean, my work calls her the fuck. He goes, are you fucking, you're the most dramatic. You scream drama when you walk in. It's true. She's so dramatic. So anyway. Really, someone said that? Okay, good. I love it. And so what? Maybe I should. Maybe you will. The PSA of the week. Okay, let's get our. We need to give a PSA. Yeah. This just in, summer heat is turning people into raisins. Don't be a raisin, be a grape. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Remember water is your new best friend. Sorry, coffee. Thank you. I am getting sick of people not hydrating. Same, like hydrate bitch. Yeah. Like you look like a mess. You look wrinkly, you look ugly. Your skin is crying. You need to hydrate bitch. Sorry, everybody take a sip of fucking water. And stop being so. Everybody take a sip. Everybody's so thirsty. Take a sip. Everyone wants an iced coffee to be a cute little gay twink, but guess what? You need water. And stop doing shots if you're in your 30s. I just want to shout this out. If you're in your 30s. I agree. If you're in your 30s and you're doing a shot, you have daddy issues, mommy issues, personal issues. Wait, can I just say something? Work through it. This is a left field sundry. That's my sundry. But like really. Oh man. You should not be doing shots in your 30s. Because I think like one every once in a while, like in a blue moon, like, oh, old times. I will let you have. There are people who do it like five times a night. No, once a season. I'm going to say once a season. There is, let's say Memorial Day. Let's say July 4th. Let's say Labor Day. Gonna have a little. Let's say the night before Thanksgiving, which is the sluttiest night of the year. And it's so fun. So fun. But that's it. Your birthday, but that counts. Okay. Once a season, you can take a shot. A shot. Not every weekend. I didn't say five shots. I didn't say let's do three jello shots. That's it. Once a season, one shot. One shot. You're in your 30s now. Grow the fuck up. It's true. You look like an alcoholic now. Like stop taking shots. And again, yeah. So take that with a grain of salt. I'm sorry. We're only supposed to have one sundry in an episode. No, we're not. Okay. No. That's a group sundry. That was kind of, it was a group sundry. Okay. So anyway, 6147215336. 6147215336. She's not doing so well at gmail.com. Write us, cause we've actually been writing. That was a good email. That was a good email. We need more emails Nathan. Email, email, email, email. I need a follow up Nathan. Oh and Thatcher. I need a follow up. Thatcher. Okay wait, Thatcher's question was people following or not paying attention to him and like in his way and stuff. And that's what I was kind of like saying with the person that stands in my fucking doorway. That's what I was relating it to earlier. So anyway, Thatcher, thank you for being such a great subscriber on our Patreon. Join our Patreon. Patron. Patron. And have a good week. And oh wait. So I don't know what's going to happen next week. Yeah, I'll be in dirty murdy. He's being dirty murdy. So maybe I'll have him just send me a little voice. Let me tell you how my friends have described it at work. Have you never been to Burntle Beach? I've never been there. Have you never been to Burntle Beach? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Literally I was like. Where are you staying though? More North. We're not near the boardwalk or the giant Ferris wheel. Actually the boardwalk's fun or no. Oh, oh fuck. Wait, the Ferris wheel's fun. I heard that's the worst. Oh. So my friend at work was like, have you ever been to Hilton Head, Outer Banks or Savannah? I go no. And she goes, well, Myrtle Beach is the trashy version of those places. And I was like, great. So it's worse than the places I've never been to that I don't want to go to. Like I don't want to go to Hilton Head. Babe, it's Putn Bay. I don't want to go to Outer Bay. Oh fuck. But like Putn Bay in the South, like Southern Putn Bay. Yeah. So even more Putn Bay than Putn Bay. Yeah. Oh fuck. You're getting Putn in the Bay. I'm getting Putn in the Bay. Don't go in the ocean because you'll die. There's like sharks and rip currents and all this stuff. Don't do it. I'm telling you. First of all, does it look like I've ever been in the Atlantic? I don't go in the Atlantic. Really? I don't believe in the Atlantic. You never dipped a toe. No, it's disgusting. That's where Titanic is too. Is you're getting all those juices from the Titanic. And now the billionaire juices. Maybe I should drink from it. You should, that's how they get rich. Take a shot once per season. Oh, and then you'll be doing shots of old men all the time. Okay. Well, everybody have a great week. We'll figure out what we're going to do next week. Maybe I'll have him send me voice messages and goodbye. Actually, that kind of would be fun. Yeah, I should do some updates every day. Yeah, like just give me like.