My portfolio tanked so I got into porn (OnlyFans, Wall Street, Stocks & Snow)

Unknown: 0:04

stop Don't stop. Don't just do. Welcome.

Bobby: 0:13

She's Not Doing So Well. Comedy podcast featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing. Because Listen, I'm at GE

Jim: 0:27

gym at the top. What can I say? Finally he's just like you can unfollow me if you don't like my body.

Unknown: 0:34

Oh my God tell me all about it.

The Miz: 0:38

New York, right, but you like mushroom shaped?

Jim: 0:45

neck beards and how to get rid of and where to trim.

Unknown: 0:48

Oh, okay. Okay, let's talk.

The Miz: 0:51

Let's go interesting. Hello, everybody.

Bobby: 0:54

Welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby.

Unknown: 0:56

I'm Jim. I'm the men's.

Bobby: 0:58

What is it? Jim?

Jim: 1:00

The Miz needs to have a little sip of something else.

Unknown: 1:05

He hates me.

The Miz: 1:08

Boring. I'm sorry.

Jim: 1:10

If you call me boring. I'm over it. And I'm leaving. I'm done.

Unknown: 1:14

Boring.

Bobby: 1:15

you calling me boring? No. Beer. Oh, yeah, I want to shout out Well, I got a shout out some I got a shout Dart on Twitter.

The Miz: 1:24

Right that Hello. Hello, Dart, Dart old friend.

Bobby: 1:29

He's amazing. He is I sent him a shirt

The Miz: 1:32

dark single handedly carrying our Twitter engagement on his back. Yeah, what

Bobby: 1:37

Honestly?

Unknown: 1:39

What's happening?

Jim: 1:40

The one like is from dark.

Unknown: 1:41

Whichever one the one likes.

Bobby: 1:46

It's either dark or Triana. So

The Miz: 1:50

for every 20 like from dark there's one from Trina and there's retweets by Bobby and myself. Yeah, it's

Bobby: 1:56

really hard to get Trina now like she does not bite on.

The Miz: 2:00

too big for us.

Jim: 2:02

10 days chosen family is coming back. She's back. She's living

Bobby: 2:06

her best life. They're probably on the BBC. MLP

The Miz: 2:09

please dm three C to Trina Wintour,

Bobby: 2:13

TV Canada. 501. What?

The Miz: 2:16

A 503 C. It's a registered nonprofit.

Unknown: 2:19

Hi, me. Oh, we're

Bobby: 2:21

already getting into the money, honey. Well, okay, so I guess we're gonna talk about our weeks, and I did something.

Unknown: 2:28

What What did you do? Well, speaking

Bobby: 2:31

of Dart, I was chit chatting with Dart. And we talked about only fans and I decided that it's time and so I started. Yeah,

The Miz: 2:41

shut the hell up.

Unknown: 2:43

I'm a porn star.

Bobby: 2:46

I'm in porn. I mean,

The Miz: 2:48

you my boy. Is

Bobby: 2:50

that what it is? Am I a porn star?

The Miz: 2:52

I think your porn star honey me popular star pornographic entertainer you're in.

Bobby: 2:59

And I can't wait to be like john Jamison and like find the Lord later and be like,

The Miz: 3:02

I don't know why it was such a whore.

Bobby: 3:04

Maybe it was with john Jamison is

The Miz: 3:06

now I have no idea. You know Tila Tequila. I do know Tila Tequila. I've heard that.

Bobby: 3:10

That bitches like shot in love with Tila Tequila. Yeah, but she's like a missionary now.

The Miz: 3:14

Now you can have a hit at love with Bobby Griffith Jr.

Bobby: 3:17

ooh@gmail.com. That's$6 $6

Jim: 3:30

I

Bobby: 3:30

thought it was a modest start. It's you know, if you want to see me I don't really know yet. I'm really nervous about it. And you

The Miz: 3:37

want to share what's

Bobby: 3:40

not at the moment? I'm actually

The Miz: 3:43

if you do for that, hold on.

Jim: 3:44

This is gonna be successful. Just give me a second. Jim. Do you want to

The Miz: 3:49

call upon my pain? Oh, actually,

Bobby: 3:51

it's really hard to like, whoa.

The Miz: 3:57

But none of you can see it.

Bobby: 3:59

Well, I guess when you Well, here's the thing. I have a second life that I'm living on Twitter on a different handle that you don't even know about. So what's up now?

Unknown: 4:07

Oh my god.

Bobby: 4:12

I don't know why. It says that isn't the 90s

Unknown: 4:16

like, what's up now? Honey?

Jim: 4:17

I'm feeling embarrassed.

Bobby: 4:19

I'm feeling embarrassed, but I'm also feeling old. And I'm feeling like I'm that daddy. Do you know that I used to go this is gonna be random. But you when you go to the bars and gym, you know, that's in Columbus, like when you would see the older men dancing. They're like 37 or 38. And they have their shirts off and they're like dancing on the axis and they have 10 Okay, so I'm that guy now. I feel Yeah, like I'm feeling that like,

The Miz: 4:41

oh, accurate,

Bobby: 4:42

like, out of place like you shouldn't be at the bar past 11 You shouldn't be dancing with your shirt off. Which is sad. Yeah. But that's why I go to bear bars because honey, that's you start shining up for

The Miz: 4:54

being gay is I feel like a lot of like normal clubs and bars that behavior would be like Completely like not okay, outrageous, but gay bars. It's like, how are ya like, like, it's kind of ageless?

Bobby: 5:07

Yeah, it kind of is. And I feel like you've different categories you can kind of loop into so you're like, I'm young and I'm gonna go to this bar. And then oh, I'm you know, I'm a business gay and I'm like

The Miz: 5:19

a normal bar people. It's like who's that fat old man?

Jim: 5:24

street gay. Back to

The Miz: 5:27

Wall Street gamer wall street

Bobby: 5:29

gang. Diamond hands. Yay.

Unknown: 5:31

Wall Street gay.

The Miz: 5:33

They would be gay who works in Wall Street?

Jim: 5:36

Are there a lot? Is that a whole category?

Bobby: 5:39

I mean, they're going between 10 Ds and fucking Grindr profile so it's fine just getting those 10 Ds I guess that's apparently I'm laying out the stuff on Wall Street bats check out chicken tenders. It's a it's an off of that. So when you get 10 Ds it means you're making money honey,

The Miz: 5:52

got those 10 ds. So that's my week.

Bobby: 5:55

So if you want my only fans even messaged me on She's Not Doing So Well on Instagram or just email us at She's Not Doing So well.com Next, who's up next?

Unknown: 6:04

Do you have any website? Big hole.com No, it's not big.

Bobby: 6:11

It's really my fat tiny hole.com

Jim: 6:14

I can't wait to get out. We're gonna stretch something out on your own

The Miz: 6:19

to pull a rabbit out of it.

Bobby: 6:21

God pull a rabbit named Darrell.

Unknown: 6:24

Darrell My name is Darrell money.

Bobby: 6:28

I don't know whose Darrell is I just keep using that name. Like oh, Darryl, dark. Maybe dark is getting anything. Oh, Darryl. Maybe Maybe you're Hi. Jim, how was your week? What's going on with you? What's new with you? what's the what's the cold jobs?

Unknown: 6:43

Um, let me just check the document.

Bobby: 6:46

Oh, you don't know what your life is. You have to actually read about your life.

The Miz: 6:49

document my week was

Jim: 6:51

when you have to make up what happened to you in the past week. It's hard

Bobby: 6:55

when you start drinking at noon.

Jim: 6:58

I am concerned about the liver but

Bobby: 7:00

I'm a little concerned you're gonna have a fatty liver like me soon.

Unknown: 7:03

Oh.

Jim: 7:05

Okay. So actually last night, I had a lot of dreams because I slept till noon. So I had plenty of chance to dream. One dream was involving the MS. And oh god,

Bobby: 7:15

this girl so many ways.

Jim: 7:17

So I don't know if I was thinking about only fans or what but we were naturally led to the main Yeah, Bobby and I were like facetiming and we FaceTime them is and Miss came up. And he was like, shirtless. And I was like, Ha This is weird. And he was on his nightmare jam. No, it wasn't it was not. It was like very Jonas a quad. And see, yeah, so he turns his phone and like, faces it down. And he has his dick and someone's asked and he pulls it out and then just comes on.

The Miz: 7:50

They're like mid fuck. I'm gonna FaceTime you except from

Bobby: 7:54

yesterday. And you're on top or who's on

The Miz: 7:57

top? It depends on the build of the person.

Bobby: 8:00

He was like the little ones for when your topic right?

Jim: 8:05

Yeah, he was thin.

The Miz: 8:07

And said differently. I'm not writing the dick of a little person.

Jim: 8:10

No. Oh, I would you know, I think the Dix the same size. Oh,

The Miz: 8:14

let me tell you something. relative size. Well,

Bobby: 8:17

the problem is everybody's shorter than me. So I'm like, shorter guys are hot. Well, yeah.

Jim: 8:21

They better so they better be

Unknown: 8:24

me. Yeah.

Jim: 8:28

We thought we were talking to you with just your shirt off. Then you write down we see you coming on.

The Miz: 8:33

like Hey, guys, what's up? casual. Like how are you? I'm just like fucking this person.

Jim: 8:40

Nope. You didn't moan? You didn't do anything? You just like just on their back. Wow.

Bobby: 8:46

Quiet, like totally quiet.

Jim: 8:48

It's like, like a natural. No, like a porn star. Just like coming in and like it's part of the job like they're done. So yeah. And then we saw who it was. And who was it was that this part has to be cut.

Unknown: 9:05

Can you don't say it that Okay, so yeah, I guess

Bobby: 9:12

this is the worst story that's a clip that's like a cliffhanger though. Like ooh, and he was fucking See you next week.

Unknown: 9:21

Next week. It was more

Bobby: 9:24

So my question for you though Jim. Is this are you projecting like are you I feel like you want to fuck Ms.

Jim: 9:30

Well, first of all ms was the top but no, it was because we were talking about

Bobby: 9:35

but I'm asking you I think if we go to when we go to New York, I feel like it's gonna be really awkward. And if I'm a third wheel I sort of fucking Christ. It might be I'll just go back to my hotel masturbate for my only fans.

The Miz: 9:46

Bobby will masturbate to its own only fans contact

Bobby: 9:50

me to myself because that's not considered.

Jim: 9:52

So that was the end of that dream.

Bobby: 9:54

Wow. Your week is so great. You had one dream huge week.

Jim: 9:58

All you did was started on Fans did not share the handle so I'm not sure what we're dealing with like a shitty week. Oh, I did something imaginary and you can't learn about it. I am screaming we literally just had the same announcement like we just pretend.

Bobby: 10:17

So we both basically our fake porn stars in our dreams. Yep, got it. Yes. And

Unknown: 10:21

yes. And

Bobby: 10:23

they all bear very

Jim: 10:25

well and hum for me, Kai,

Bobby: 10:26

I'm not coming for you. I angellist angel so that

Jim: 10:30

we live my dreams out.

Bobby: 10:32

Bring it to the runway.

Jim: 10:34

Let me see you walk, walk, walk, walk. Okay. And then the other thing that's happening because I need more time. Oh, yeah. Any time someone needs to teach me how to like trim this beard neck. It's a neck. I don't know where you go. I don't know the angle Ray learns. How do I know where that is on my neck because your necks quite different.

Bobby: 10:56

Right? Because mine's fat. So you lift your head up. So underneath, so see your jawline. You want to do it underneath your jawline.

Unknown: 11:03

Okay,

Jim: 11:04

well the fans will know i'll post just the beard and that's it. Miss shaves regularly he could

Bobby: 11:11

shave every day. I think Miss would have a really good beer.

Unknown: 11:14

He was

Bobby: 11:15

is he Italian or establishing this? Italian? You didn't know? Yeah. Are you is even Italian. I thought he was like Turkish or something. I'm just kidding. I know. You're. I know you're fucking Italian. But I don't know why he goes to

Jim: 11:29

a Turkish bath. But that's it.

Bobby: 11:31

He's definitely got an Italian car. That's for sure.

Unknown: 11:33

Yeah, that

The Miz: 11:34

was it big in your dream gym.

Bobby: 11:36

He it was already seen it though. That's

Unknown: 11:39

exactly how I do

The Miz: 11:40

What was it? The real life wasn't a real size. Yeah,

Unknown: 11:43

it was the rail deck.

Bobby: 11:45

Was it the big one like the big life?

Jim: 11:51

Fucking like it was hard.

The Miz: 11:52

Was it Harry?

Jim: 11:54

No, you were true. I

Bobby: 11:55

need a manscape What's it like?

Jim: 11:57

Yeah, it was not hairy. It was just a

Bobby: 12:00

vinegary.

Unknown: 12:00

Oh, yes, it was.

The Miz: 12:02

No slap in your face was sopping wet, vinegary caulk. Well,

Bobby: 12:07

do you really? I just don't I can't get on board.

Unknown: 12:10

Oh my god. I can't he had been

The Miz: 12:13

tripping out Yeah. After I'd walked around your train with all like, bunched up?

Jim: 12:19

Yeah. And it was 90 degrees away. You

Bobby: 12:21

like that? Like you definitely. Do you Jim.

Jim: 12:24

I don't hate it.

The Miz: 12:25

Like if you come home from the gym. Do not shower. Oh, oh, I

Bobby: 12:30

could never let you go down on me. I'd be so fucking mortified.

The Miz: 12:32

It does not apply to the rear.

Unknown: 12:35

No Still though

Bobby: 12:36

your balls can get fucking nasty.

The Miz: 12:38

I know. It's so hard. Speaking of balls,

Bobby: 12:41

I just thought of something. screech dies, you

Unknown: 12:43

think of

Jim: 12:44

mine should die. screech die. And how does that relate to balls?

Bobby: 12:48

It doesn't reach from Saved by the Bell.

Jim: 12:50

He was on a show that I didn't watch.

Bobby: 12:51

Oh, by the bell.

Jim: 12:53

We didn't watch Saved by the Bell. We weren't born in the 70s

The Miz: 12:55

I mean, we're not 45

Unknown: 12:59

like when I was growing up, we weren't saved by the Brady Bunch and Saved by the Bell like a Ha.

The Miz: 13:06

To GameStop because I grew up in the Great Depression like I can't

Jim: 13:14

be is that old gay dancing on the counter?

Bobby: 13:16

I am I'm talking about screech powers. And you guys like his screen?

Unknown: 13:19

I don't even know. Like, what are you ready for?

Bobby: 13:25

Well, I didn't I just like for whatever reason my mind just went there. So anyway, we can pass on. Keep going. This is a train rock.

The Miz: 13:33

True. Okay, so did we resolve your beard situations?

Bobby: 13:37

Yeah. Use follow the jawline.

Unknown: 13:38

Okay, follow the jawline.

Bobby: 13:40

Don't take a before and after. Yeah.

Unknown: 13:44

After, I think

The Miz: 13:47

a question to our audience members know that you're bald? Oh,

Unknown: 13:53

I think so.

Bobby: 13:54

I think so. Yeah.

The Miz: 13:55

All right. Do you show your head? Oh, yeah. Yeah, awesome. need to shave your head

Jim: 14:00

whenever I feel like it.

Bobby: 14:02

Okay, but how often do you have to shave your head?

Jim: 14:05

Oh, if you want it like if you want you know, hey, if you want no hair, that's like every few days. You have to do that.

The Miz: 14:10

When did you make that move? Um,

Bobby: 14:12

I think I was pretty young when that receding hairline was too much for everyone to look at. Cuz that bitch was curly. Yay.

The Miz: 14:23

Are you a curly? Oh,

Unknown: 14:25

bro.

Jim: 14:26

I have a fro gay.

Bobby: 14:27

He's a curly gay.

The Miz: 14:28

I'm a curly guy. And I feel like that adds so much to my perception of you.

Bobby: 14:33

Oh, yeah, it doesn't even look like the same person.

The Miz: 14:36

Oh my god. No, curly hair. You're so different in my mind now. Oh my god.

Bobby: 14:39

I know is that bizarre?

Jim: 14:40

I went crazy it

Bobby: 14:42

like in like gym as a curly haired guy. You know, like curly haired kids.

The Miz: 14:46

I'm sure smelling hot dog water. Usually

Jim: 14:48

I started like young I was 21

The Miz: 14:52

they absolutely reek of hot dog water. I can absolutely confirm that. Yeah, most curly heads Joe You know what they say is most curly heads smell like hot water.

Jim: 15:07

I'm just gonna let this go. Breathe.

The Miz: 15:12

I think that was my funniest Bobby moment. Like I think that's the funniest thing you've ever said in my presence. Like

Unknown: 15:23

funniest thing

Bobby: 15:24

out of the hours and hours we've talked Yeah, that was the funniest one. It's that hot dog water. Cool.

The Miz: 15:29

Just like out of fucking nowhere you pulled that out. I'm working

Bobby: 15:33

on my stand up. So when I go to New York, I'm gonna be on a stand up to her. gonna stand up and sit down.

Jim: 15:41

And we have data flappers

The Miz: 15:43

in Burbank, but yes, when we go to LA.

Jim: 15:47

Is that coming up? flappers?

Unknown: 15:49

Yeah, but not anything. Oh, aren't you gonna give us a handle? Oh. Oh, is Oh, what's that?

Bobby: 15:57

Well, we all have things going on. We're just so embarrassed.

Unknown: 16:00

I don't want to share.

The Miz: 16:03

Frankly, I don't want anyone seeing that because

Bobby: 16:06

I'm going and recording a disaster. So I can't wait. I gotta have you written anything. Okay, fine.

The Miz: 16:13

I'll talk about my week now I guess but okay. I am fucking furious right now. Furious because oh, because of the snowstorm I have. Absolutely despite growing up in New Hampshire I have absolutely no tolerance for like inclement weather like impacting my day to day like like my daily routine like I just can't have it like I who asked for it like no one wanted this is out of control. Driving a fucking wall is whenever precipitation comes down anywhere people forget how to do every fucking thing on the face of the earth like I'm on like email today and people are like made a typo to go to snow What the fuck you talking about like it's just like I'm just so taken aback be like oh like I can't have video because of the storm. I'm like I don't think those are correlated.

Bobby: 17:03

The storms making me not be able to get dressed in the morning. video

The Miz: 17:08

gamer wants to fucking storm like Are you serious? Like I hate when people use weather I did too as an excuse and I hate when it actually prohibits people from doing things like there are so many restaurants are closed today because of the snow. Like we are in North East city. Like how many fucking times has it snowed get used to it stay open like what the fuck? Like we're in a global pandemic no one is sitting inside your restaurant stay the fuck open

Bobby: 17:36

What if they're open but it's delivery service that's bad something vibrating right now

Unknown: 17:40

Yes,

The Miz: 17:40

I'd rather have your delivery service be bad the not available at all. So I'm mad about that. Can What are you doing?

Bobby: 17:46

Hold on what's going on? What's up vibration? jam Valhalla.

Jim: 17:53

Somebody with my posse

Unknown: 17:56

turn it on.

Jim: 18:00

It's in someone is doing snow removal with a snow blower.

The Miz: 18:09

He was on conference calls and plows were barreling by noise but you know damn out the fucking noises

Bobby: 18:18

muted Jim. Mute. can mute Jamie's muted

The Miz: 18:22

again. This is talking about

Bobby: 18:25

that it is your right this is a perfect example like literally he just interrupted our our sound like what is that buzzing is he like fear and is pissy with like a little like butterfly What

The Miz: 18:33

are those things called snow plow because

Bobby: 18:36

why cuz at seven o'clock at night

The Miz: 18:39

from get your fucking plow and go to Jim's home and plow his driveway. like fuck out of here. I hate I hate this like

Bobby: 18:49

thing with like, Rain Rain, though. Yeah.

The Miz: 18:53

Like, pull over on the highway. They can't get their shit together.

Bobby: 18:56

No one can park. I know the highways are the worst.

The Miz: 19:00

Learn how to deal with the elements. If you have a driver's license here if you've worked here, if you have had a life here, you know how the elements work? Just fucking deal with it. Get on the road. Deliver me a fucking mark and shut the fuck up. So I'm done with the weather. And that's like not even like a major thing that happened because because it just happened today. My other point was I to earlier question began writing for the show. And I have absolutely nothing. I'm nothing. Nothing is funny anymore. I have nothing to say. Can

Bobby: 19:29

you give us like a little taste? I

The Miz: 19:30

have nothing to say it's a Thank God. Thank god. Oh, yeah. plow like, Monday at seven. Right? Like that's why you come in the fucking morning. Like I got woken up by god damn plow this morning. And now I have to be disrupted by them in the PM. like fuck now.

Bobby: 19:48

And I think it's really funny that you're the one I was bitching about it and then during your segment of telling your week, like it starts I'm like, What is Jim doing is he like vibrating it using a vibrator? Like, what is it? No snowblower

Unknown: 20:00

snow blower

The Miz: 20:01

because why Why not? Why not? You know might as well have a frickin like building collapse so why don't

Bobby: 20:08

you start there on your use that as your comedy snow blowing?

The Miz: 20:12

There are certain topics that just make me too mad that I can't be funny about it. You know what I mean?

Bobby: 20:16

That's the thing that you being mad is the funny?

The Miz: 20:20

Me I have nothing to say today before Valentine's Day.

Bobby: 20:23

You can just say you're single again. I

The Miz: 20:25

know. But like, I mean, like how many people use like the single thing about buying a single again? I'm

Bobby: 20:29

3030

The Miz: 20:33

people are like, okay, like we get it. You're fat. Disgusting. I have no job. Like, of course you're fucking single. Sure joke.

Bobby: 20:39

That's the joke, man. Like, you should go and be like, you should be like,

Unknown: 20:45

I'm

Bobby: 20:46

another year single. And then like, go into like a whole like, fuck that like did it like you just did? That's a good idea.

The Miz: 20:53

I'd have to make jokes at other comics expense, but you know what, that's fine.

Bobby: 20:57

Fuck it. Fuck um, controversy is everything

The Miz: 21:00

like people get on stage and like point like they like rely on being disgusting to make their joke and it's like, how many fucking times we're gonna see someone be disgusting and laugh about it like no at some point you're just fucking gross. So basically that's coming up and I have nothing to say and and then you know what? We might just do a live I might do a live I have no idea. Oh

Bobby: 21:22

my god. I've never done that and we have no material.

The Miz: 21:26

Oh yeah, we had nothing prepared. But on February 22 of last year, which is National Margarita day. I was blackout a Dangerfield and I asked to leave because I got up on stage.

Unknown: 21:43

I never told this

The Miz: 21:44

I got I got up on stage and I had ordered a margarita and I like had it in my hand and like for the first three minutes on my site I was literally just like ripping on how fucking horrible their Margarita was and they're like you need to get out of here because people are buying me

Unknown: 22:01

Wow

The Miz: 22:06

so I didn't get to the rest of my set. Thank you and then I had no idea what I was gonna say absolutely not I then you woke up Reba Reba twice prior and I didn't even start there. I got bottomless brunch that day when bottom was still bottom Was that it?

Bobby: 22:24

You gotta be young. I was

The Miz: 22:27

blacked. Yeah, I mean you know what you know we're Dangerfield is six feet fucking under building for lease? Yeah, I

Bobby: 22:35

was gonna say they're close. Yeah, yeah by Dangerfield

The Miz: 22:38

I Dangerfield Fuck off. So yeah, I basically have nothing to say and it may not change. I feel like I was called into complete question my ability to even pursue this hobby. And that's fine. And yeah, you keep getting asked

Bobby: 22:53

so right. Um, obviously you're doing something right. Are these

The Miz: 23:00

people what are these paid account now? of course don't fucking pay you anymore. No,

Bobby: 23:04

you got to work for free for years

The Miz: 23:07

free Yeah, it didn't bother to sign some whole agreement they sent me over this agreement like fine below I'm like what the stake here? Like why isn't agreement I'm like, get it like don't

Bobby: 23:17

talk about death don't talk about killing.

The Miz: 23:20

And I'm like wow, it's triggering these trigger warnings and be like well, I'm warning you all on zoom.

Unknown: 23:27

He's done. I can

The Miz: 23:30

get on zoom at flappers comedy club and kill myself in front of the entire virtual audience.

Bobby: 23:37

Wow, this is getting like that's the bit or like fate pass. I'm like thank you very much. You should come out with a cane like Willy Wonka and then just Yeah. Oh, you remember that? That wasn't too early for you. You remember Willy Wonka

Jim: 24:00

calling 9110 my god to ask please help.

The Miz: 24:07

Oh my god, you know my intro he's

Bobby: 24:08

above the steak and shake or know the What does that

Unknown: 24:11

steak? Shake Shack Shake Shack

Bobby: 24:14

Island. Oh, landmark. Shake Shack. I know. But I like steak and shake to honey steak and shake has the bow

Unknown: 24:24

steak and shake. Ooh.

Bobby: 24:26

shoestring fries. A

Unknown: 24:28

Daddy. Daddy,

The Miz: 24:29

daddy. Okay, so yeah, basically, that's why I'm miserable. But we have other people that wrote in

Bobby: 24:34

Yes, Mr. Both Ms. Oh,

The Miz: 24:36

yeah, I have to I have to ask the question. I have one more thing to say. Oh, now that you bring up

Bobby: 24:44

now that he's getting sassy.

The Miz: 24:46

If you were going to be a restaurant or a store and offer things online, you need to fucking have them in stock for them to be on your website menu as being available for purchase. They're not in stock, take it down. So I ordered. I don't know why I need to even say that is that should be like just a basic standard of operating a business. But if you don't have something you can't fucking sell it. So I ordered a leader of tequila. And this guy calls me He's like, Oh, well, I only have 750 milliliters, and I'm like, Okay, well, I didn't fucking order that. So what are you gonna do about it? He's like, Oh, me too. He's like, oh, I'll send you a $10 bottle of wine. I'm like,

Unknown: 25:33

Ah,

The Miz: 25:34

what a $10 bottle wine I'm not gonna fucking Rite Aid and

Bobby: 25:38

a fucking Rite Aid to get your while living that fucking life.

The Miz: 25:45

Like my God. I was so mad. I was like, Fine, whatever. You got

Bobby: 25:50

any drink? It was fine. First of all, nobody

Jim: 25:52

here is above Rite Aid alcohol. So everyone's ya know, like, everyone stop. Right? Yeah. Oh, are you? Oh, honey, absolutely. Oh, Mike. I have honey

Bobby: 26:02

what we've seen how we see going your mouth.

The Miz: 26:06

Right a beer. I buy beer. Right?

Unknown: 26:08

How about the vodka pop off? Oh, no.

The Miz: 26:10

Yeah. Well get a hard alcohol. I read it.

Bobby: 26:14

Oh, yes. Oh, that's like great. That's like

The Miz: 26:16

yes. They were presented to me. I drink it.

Bobby: 26:20

Yeah, that seemed ga they didn't sell that kind of alcohol in. I don't even remember the liquor store. Anywhere. Ohio is different. They sell like these weird look. liquors? Looks like not the real stuff. Yeah.

Jim: 26:31

And it's like, sometimes lower percent.

Bobby: 26:34

It's like DeRose whiskey. Whiskey, Uncle DeRose backyard whiskey. 299

Unknown: 26:47

Oh, God, I

Bobby: 26:48

didn't want a gallon. You're like, um, and you drink it and you were like, 21 and you like

The Miz: 26:55

listening to this? We do not mean anything by these jokes.

Bobby: 26:58

I do you fucking Darrell.

Jim: 26:59

I want to go back to when you could blackout and wake up the next day and start drink.

Bobby: 27:02

How do we get here? Like you wake up and you're like, oh my god. Can you like are all in the same room and you're

Unknown: 27:08

doing that? Yeah. And you're like,

The Miz: 27:09

oh my god. I can't believe I did that last night. Like I'm alone. And like

Unknown: 27:17

my friends again.

The Miz: 27:19

Like oh my god, what I do? Wake up and wait for it to hit me in the

Bobby: 27:23

know. And you have me I'm like, Okay,

Unknown: 27:25

how can I do a nice check? Why? I was like,

Bobby: 27:31

he's like, what happened? Last night?

The Miz: 27:34

You smacked the camera with your deck. And I'm like, well,

Bobby: 27:38

we thought you hit a brick wall. So we're just making sure

The Miz: 27:40

you okay. It's about last night you tried to hang yourself in front of your well.

Jim: 27:46

Here's the thing is you're getting wellness checks in the

morning, but then at like 9: 27:47

30am you're going to brunch while I am running into 1pm and dying.

Bobby: 27:53

Well, because I know that about you. I used to get worried about

Jim: 27:57

Yeah, but you're well, you're well enough to go to brunch and I'm like, what's going on?

The Miz: 28:02

Your oldest fuck? Oh.

Bobby: 28:05

Well, honestly, I used to get nervous with Jim. I'd be like, Where is he? Oh my god. And then I realized you slip somebody was like so now. I just know.

The Miz: 28:14

Yes. This trait of my being is like, I'm not a late sleeper.

Bobby: 28:20

either. I wake up at fucking seven every morning even on the weekends. I'm

Unknown: 28:23

like, yeah,

Bobby: 28:25

we were supposed to talk about we're gonna talk about how

The Miz: 28:27

some people that wrote into ms a row of Ms. We didn't get right into it.

Bobby: 28:32

I feel like I love how you're opening. First of all, we're at 40 minutes for our opening segment. Okay, I'm

The Miz: 28:37

sorry. No, it's

Bobby: 28:38

fine. No, you're fine. But I think it's funny is like the miserable with Ms. Like your week was just miserable just now but it was Hey.

The Miz: 28:51

We are retro actively applying the myth road myth theme. I'm

Bobby: 28:55

gonna go ahead and read the one that we saw on Reddit.

The Miz: 28:57

Thank you. Everyone who wrote in to miserable with meds this week. We hadn't we were overwhelmed.

Bobby: 29:05

totally overwhelmed. We had a new mailbox.

The Miz: 29:07

We had to get a new modem like it was insane. Finally, we have in response to the question, what is making you miserable at the moment, which, again, we'd encourage you to continue to think about and text us call us or reach out either

Bobby: 29:27

listen, you can do a voice message on Instagram and just say I'm really fucking miserable because of this or I hate this or Fuck this. Like you can say anything Lee, literally you can call him just called drunk and we'll analyze your call.

The Miz: 29:38

Absolutely. I am completely behind that. Okay. So someone decided to voice that their situation was pretty mess. And what it says is the fact that the guy I like lives in another time zone

Bobby: 29:52

when and so when I saw that I was like, Huh, so I responded to him and I just said like, you know, who like what do you mean? What is this friend? Oh, I've done long distance blah, blah, blah. And then that's when he came back with.

The Miz: 30:04

He came back actually. I should also mention that in between these exchanges, the Reddit grammar bot found out need to come on me. Yeah. shocker. That makes me mad, because I'm a grammar like, like, police, but non social media like,

Bobby: 30:25

I am the word. Okay.

Jim: 30:27

Actually, this ties in to what I'm talking about later, the more you know, thank you. Oh,

The Miz: 30:32

amazing that we plan that. So you're welcome. So in response to your insight, he says, or just person says, We're more good friends with benefits. But still, it's hard sometimes waiting to hear from him thinking is he asleep? Or just ignoring me lol? And then you go, Yeah, but that feeling is the worst. Like, I know, you have your phone on you. So why are you texting? And he goes, Yeah, but at the same time, I respect his space and that he has a life without me. So I have to first of all, show appreciation and like my like, like men, this person for having that thought process and being like, like, You know, Friends benefits person, like I'm not his whole life, you know, because a lot of people like assume that like if you're in a kind of situation, like if you're invested X percent, that you get mad when people are not invested X percent. So it seems that he already is like, you know what, I get it, like people's lives are different. And like, you know, like, I'm not his whole life. One thing I will say though, it's like, if you're going to have a fuck buddy, or someone who talked to across time zones, like this is going to be an inherent issue when that right? Yep. So like, I like you're like, Is he sleeping is ignoring me? Or is he in a different time zone? And like, or is he married with a wife? Like, you know, like, it's just Well,

Bobby: 31:52

I mean, don't put it past them. I wonder if he's a friend like a best friend that has a benefit or like, because I feel like there's two different ways to look at this, like other friends on their normal and then they just like fuck every once in a while.

The Miz: 32:05

Question because my interpretation of it, which I now I'm realizing are completely incorrect was that it was like an internet thing. But I think it is actually it seems like some physical like, Okay,

Bobby: 32:18

I think the writer that wrote and

The Miz: 32:19

I think he really has hands on different one.

Bobby: 32:22

It's got to be West Coast, East Coast. I mean, you would think happy I was in Hawaii, that's six hours from the east coast. I mean, I just feel like the the I feel like the writer, he actually has more feelings. So you wouldn't say you're miserable. Like you went, I mean, this is not you shouldn't be miserable about your Fuck, buddy. And like that doesn't that doesn't translate. So that's why I kept pushing them. I was like, so are you sure? Like, would you be with him if he could be with you? And he never responded, but right. I think that's what's happening here is he wants to be more. And he can't I

The Miz: 32:50

think he's more miserable than he's leaning on. Like you're saying exactly. The classic sign of that is ending your complaint with an lol exclamation point. Like, I've been there. I'm like, I want to kill myself LMA out like, you know, I

Jim: 33:08

am there.

The Miz: 33:08

You're like, like, it's you try to make it lighter.

Bobby: 33:13

Right? You're trying to defense mechanism like lol, I'm fine. But really, you're crying your fucking eyes out to Celine Dion every night? I used to do.

The Miz: 33:21

Exactly. And you're like, no, I get it. Bla bla bla, but the same time you're like, whoa. And you're just like, freaking out. So any advice for this person? Because

Bobby: 33:31

my advice is maybe find a buddy closer, closer,

The Miz: 33:34

right? But yeah, I guess to earlier probably if you're going to venture into a relationship of any capacity across time zones, like this is gonna happen. Not gonna work. It's not gonna.

Bobby: 33:46

I say talk to him about it. If it's if you guys are that close and you I mean, right? If you just say like, hey,

The Miz: 33:51

more good friends with benefits. Right? Right. I

Bobby: 33:53

feel like that's what he said. So I'm like, Okay, if you're good friends, but you're still thinking about him then maybe let them know you're thinking about right. Now are you thinking about you? Are you like

The Miz: 34:03

3am?

Unknown: 34:04

Yeah. Yeah, like

Bobby: 34:07

maybe he's a military man. I don't know how old this person was either, though. So it's kind of like

The Miz: 34:11

right, we don't know the whole story because that

Bobby: 34:13

can also cause that could show a sign of immaturity as well to which is fine and that everybody goes through this like everybody goes to mature the ebbs and flows.

The Miz: 34:23

That's so true. That's so true. So I guess I'm we wish this person the best and keep us

Bobby: 34:29

updated.

The Miz: 34:30

They should absolutely have the conversation. I agree with that.

Bobby: 34:33

I just have a combo. Hey, I want you to call me

Unknown: 34:39

like texting.

The Miz: 34:47

You all the time please. unblock me.

Bobby: 34:48

Yeah, that sounds like are you like a restocking or are they okay?

Unknown: 34:54

I'm on a plane. Please remove your restraining order. More, you know with Jim

Bobby: 35:03

I love throwing him off guard. If I could just do a mental picture of for everyone Jim is licking his fingers. Tofu barbecue.

Unknown: 35:15

Oh my god, it's my turn.

Bobby: 35:19

birth. What do you have an eating? Look like

Unknown: 35:22

French fries. Hi, I'm a fat french fry. fat fuck Hmm. Oh,

Jim: 35:30

God. All right. So today, or this week on the more you know? Is everyone ready? Okay. All right, y'all ready? So today I want to know what you to think about Alzheimer's? Like, are you afraid of it? Do you ever think about it? Do you care about it?

The Miz: 35:53

Um, I think about it when it's presented to me as an issue. From like other people who are other people who have family members suffering from it, I do not naturally think about Alzheimer's. I feel like Bobby has thought about it.

Bobby: 36:10

I have and I've thought well if you don't know anything you don't know you're losing your mind. So you just don't ever know. It's kind of freaky. It's like a loop. I don't even know how to I hate saying the words. I was gonna say it wrong. old timers, old timers Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's.

Jim: 36:29

It is like a progression and like you get to a point where you realize you're losing your mind and that's going

The Miz: 36:35

to Beverly Hills You do realize that you do you're

Unknown: 36:39

on the way down you get it

The Miz: 36:42

yeah but then also when you probably don't do you like mom like we just left target we're not going back to that is scary.

Bobby: 36:49

So that is actually fucking scary because

The Miz: 36:51

that is brought to you like oh, I was just on target and near like no Yeah,

Bobby: 36:56

well you'll be really prepared for it miss cuz you're just you walk through life blacked out so it's not like you're gonna be like just normal.

The Miz: 37:02

I won't live to be old enough to get Alzheimer's. Are you kidding?

Bobby: 37:06

I mean, you can get it young.

Unknown: 37:08

Early sell early said

Bobby: 37:10

Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's.

Jim: 37:12

Well, this is actually what this week's The Moreno is about. We now well first of all, we have a blood test that can help detect it. But even like longer term before it sets in, we have found out through some long term studies that there is a writing test that is about 75% accurate testing Alzheimer's seven and a half years before you get it.

Unknown: 37:35

Oh, wow.

Jim: 37:37

And so this is what I'm thinking about. It's about

Bobby: 37:40

just read the fucking notes. Yeah.

Unknown: 37:44

Bobby, Bobby,

Bobby: 37:48

I didn't even I just skimmed your notes earlier I didn't even read that part. We just discovered a simple writing writing test to detect it early and why I'm concerned for Bobby it's 75% accurate. I mean, predicted 7.5 years

The Miz: 38:04

we had to send you back our notes.

Bobby: 38:07

Oh yeah. No, you don't but Jim dead so that is the funniest shit I've ever not realized what you said like that shows how close I'm reading so right mine is because I'm fucking high every day now like it's my life I need to get this pandemic over so I can like see the world and not always just be hot.

Jim: 38:26

Do you want to wait? I want to tell you something like that feeling when I noticed your high and like you're trying to tell me about something but you've forgotten what you were gonna tell me about. I think that's what all summers might feel

Bobby: 38:37

right? It feels like you're high

Unknown: 38:38

I'm not sure but

The Miz: 38:40

the part that's really scary to me is not when you forgot like specific instances but when you like really like when you don't remember who people are when like you are

Bobby: 38:50

when? Yeah, no

The Miz: 38:52

seriously where the fuck am I?

Bobby: 38:54

Well And can I just mention that I have watched on Tick Tock

Unknown: 38:59

dying No, I

Bobby: 39:00

got in a loop of Alzheimer's people one time I really

The Miz: 39:03

just get off I'm watching COVID patients not dying but their last breath wasn't I mean,

Bobby: 39:09

I can't help it what my loop is like I can't help that that's what they see me. They're targeting me.

The Miz: 39:14

Like a 3am like nose undercover like COVID patient last breath. I'm

Bobby: 39:18

ticked. No, I don't even type it. That's what's fun. Watching extra long and I'm like, like this. Alzheimers was

The Miz: 39:24

like freaky though. Remember video the COVID patient taking her laughter out like he is amazing.

Bobby: 39:30

Oh my god. It's amazing. I think it's special. I'm just kidding. It's not

Unknown: 39:39

we're gonna get cancelled.

Bobby: 39:40

Oh, fuck it. We're not anything important.

Unknown: 39:42

Yeah, we're in the

Bobby: 39:45

top 10 percenter podcast. We're on the carousel. We are because it's really funny kind of segment. Well, you already are. Yeah. So on the Facebook group that I follow like marketing for podcasting. I mean, do we find that funny? That I actually do research for the show. Hmm. Okay.

Jim: 40:04

Some people have productive hobbies others have this.

Bobby: 40:07

Wow, okay, um,

The Miz: 40:09

well, you know, Bobby, that's great. I love that, you know, it's your it's your passion, passion right

Bobby: 40:15

now diving in so somebody will write, they're like, I'm trying to up my listenership last week I got five listens and five downloads and I'm like, oh and people like good job and I'm like,

Unknown: 40:25

good job people. I'm

Bobby: 40:26

not saying like, Listen, you do have to start somewhere but like but

Unknown: 40:31

if I have my friends

Bobby: 40:34

and they're like now my friends don't even listen to my tablets

The Miz: 40:36

and PCs downloaded this I have

Bobby: 40:40

the pink hoodie ad for people buy it.

Unknown: 40:43

That's pretty good. Yeah.

Bobby: 40:46

One was me. So if you guys want to buy the shirt, no. It's really cute. Actually. It's really comfortable. I love it.

Jim: 40:56

I don't have yes right now.

The Miz: 40:58

I have a I love my furniture that I bought from Yeah,

Bobby: 41:04

it is. It's really there saw It's good. It's good.

The Miz: 41:07

And the deli person. A New Hampshire grocery store told me he liked the sweatshirt.

Bobby: 41:13

And your thanks.

The Miz: 41:14

Be a tastemaker for 16 year old butchers in New Hampshire. And by the sweatshirt.

Bobby: 41:21

I love a good butcher. That

Jim: 41:22

sounds illegal.

The Miz: 41:24

16 year old butcher? It sounds weird wrong and all the right What did

Jim: 41:28

you say about tasting a 16 year old butcher?

Bobby: 41:31

Oh wow. Like this is wrong? Is that who ms was fucking?

The Miz: 41:38

In your dream? Was I fucking in New Hampshire butcher? Who's six?

Bobby: 41:42

So what are we talking about? We were

Unknown: 41:44

talking about?

Bobby: 41:46

I'm just kidding. Alzheimer's

The Miz: 41:50

chairs to the DA okay. Yeah, it fucking butchers in New Hampshire.

Bobby: 41:55

But honestly, it would scare the fuck out of me, Jim, if you really want to know like, just starting to think about it and looping in my head like I can't like I could go into a really deep dark place. Yeah, I really start thinking about it. So I try not to.

Jim: 42:06

So like this test was really simple. They basically showed someone a like a picture. And they were just like, describe the picture. And so the people that progressed to Alzheimer's, it was like a picture of a boy on a stool reaching to get cookies out of a cabinet and his mom was washing dishes and the sink was overflowing. And so they were like just describe this picture. Well, the people who got Alzheimer's were like

Unknown: 42:33

he doesn't like me. You just said like, chlamydia

Bobby: 42:38

was an STD you're like

Jim: 42:43

sensitive trigger warning. So the people who got Alzheimer's were like, writing sink overflowing boy getting cookies like they weren't using the R is

The Miz: 42:56

like complete sentences.

Jim: 42:58

Yeah, it was just like brief like descriptors they call it telegraphic writing, where you're just so

Bobby: 43:02

they get what's the instructions though? Like their

Jim: 43:05

drive this picture and then people who were describing it like accurately were like the boys on the stool. He's always grabbing cookies while his mom is washing dishes and the sinks overflowing and she does not realize it. Like that's but then other people are just like, Mom, sink overflowing boy on school. They do like bullet point. Basically.

The Miz: 43:29

Now, this is like kind of offensive but like it's like basically they're writing out how like an ESL speaker would speak. Gotcha.

Unknown: 43:38

They're not using like

The Miz: 43:38

they won't really like da is a an

Bobby: 43:42

exam are was were being been half has had do does did shall should will would be my must can could, helping verbs. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Okay. Samar was working.

The Miz: 43:57

That's a preview of Bobby's only fan.

Bobby: 43:59

Thank you come to my only fans and I'll send you the helping verb to know the handle. He knew just saying that.

Unknown: 44:09

Mr. Hart from that

The Miz: 44:11

I'm literally jacking off to Bobby sing those helping Oh,

Unknown: 44:15

oh. Tell me your pronouns.

The Miz: 44:22

I actually have a question asked him that

Bobby: 44:24

we're in so much trouble. I lost the air in my head. I couldn't I was getting lightheaded.

The Miz: 44:30

You might have Do you think I can get my pronouns? It it?

Bobby: 44:40

Why would that be offensive? That's what you identify with.

The Miz: 44:43

I would rather be referred to as it. I mean,

Bobby: 44:45

I'm trying to be serious by

The Miz: 44:49

I would love to be like, oh, like, I'm going. Oh, did you go to Anthony's house? Oh, yeah, I went to his house. That's like hilarious. I love that. I'm in bed. I'm

Bobby: 44:57

going I'm going to it.

The Miz: 44:59

Yeah, I'm Let me go see it.

Bobby: 45:01

What is it? That's Michael would go fucking nuts on me.

The Miz: 45:05

Did you see it? Some guy who lives in New York? It's an IT. New York.

Bobby: 45:14

We don't, they don't want to be referred to as a human.

Unknown: 45:19

I can't

Bobby: 45:20

I don't give a fuck this.

Unknown: 45:24

Oh, I hate it.

Bobby: 45:26

I hate it. Like what? Like, like, literally I think you kind of already have your own pronoun that like the MS. Like

Unknown: 45:35

it's it. Is it?

The Miz: 45:40

Yeah, so basically I'm not hee hee hee him. Is it? It? It's okay. Okay. All right. We'll try. Oh,

Bobby: 45:51

thank you for clarifying that for us. We will definitely try to work on You're welcome.

Jim: 45:56

Well, it's a bitch. Well,

Unknown: 45:58

it's speaking of it.

Bobby: 46:00

I really do want to talk about the stock market it Thank you. Wow, was that not one of the funniest things you ever heard?

The Miz: 46:10

was not up to par?

Jim: 46:12

No, it wasn't.

Bobby: 46:14

We're gonna talk about the stock market because it's something that I'm involved in. I'm on Robin Hood.

The Miz: 46:18

You're in Robin Hood.

Bobby: 46:20

Yeah. Robin Hood. I'm about to be in a class action lawsuit.

The Miz: 46:23

Christ. Yeah, you might. Yeah.

Bobby: 46:25

We're gonna talk about this.

The Miz: 46:26

A class action lawsuit. I'm so jealous. But yes, I

Jim: 46:28

was for Apple and I got money.

Unknown: 46:32

Yeah.

Bobby: 46:35

Okay, so this means the stock market fucking blew the fuck up. And I feel like as a stock market gay, I need to be talking about it for the other guys that are not maybe as familiar with the stock market. Yes. I also don't really know a lot about it. But I just that's why Mrs. Here. Now Miss, do you know what about the stock market? Like I mean,

The Miz: 46:54

my job is to make sure financial information that hits the hands of investors and public companies is accurate. Oh, so that's why you can't whole experience. It's very frustrating to me, because none of the investment decisions were on financial information.

Bobby: 47:12

So is this ruining your situation?

The Miz: 47:15

Oh, luckily, my client was not subject to this good because it's

Bobby: 47:19

not a joke. Okay, so it's not a fun Oh,

The Miz: 47:22

but it also happened in January, which is the start of many fiscal years really impact anyone's day to day right now?

Bobby: 47:31

I gotcha. So next year, it could be effect Oh, some extra could be a nightmare for you

The Miz: 47:35

for not for me, it's not even, it's not even a client of my firm. Okay.

Bobby: 47:41

So, basically what happened was, so in the stock market, you can go, you basically can either bet on a stock or you can like bar, can you explain the stock market and an easy time.

The Miz: 47:52

So you are able to purchase equity securities of a company that is publicly traded. Okay, meaning that you can own stock in a company. And so the whenever the company does, well, that's reflected in your portfolio, right? That's not the only thing you can trade dow, which is where the real money lies. The real money lives like futures, options, hedges. Yeah, that's where the real money,

Bobby: 48:20

right? That's the big money. That's the big money because

The Miz: 48:23

you're not betting on, you're not betting on performance of a company. you're betting on just directionally how it goes,

Bobby: 48:31

right. graphs are like buy,

The Miz: 48:33

right? Like, I don't really give a shit. If you're making profit, I just need your price to be

Bobby: 48:37

this in the future because you're basically buying a future. So you're saying like, I'm gonna say that this is gonna be lower. So I'm gonna borrow this from this guy now, and then I'll be able to sell them for more.

The Miz: 48:48

Like, I'm gonna buy it. So if I buy a put option, okay, I'm saying I'm gonna buy it, you really see it more b2b like when when companies will do a foreign exchange, a b2b b2b, the foreign exchange swap, it's like I'm gonna lock in an air currency rate. So I'm gonna lock in all my balances revenue expenses, denominated at 1.1, I'm gonna lock that in. So if the exchange rate goes up to 1.2, and that's unfavorable to you, you're in the money, which is what they call it in Wall Street, you're in the money because you're at 1.1 thing that's just your rate, because you bet on that in the future. Now they have gone down 2.9 you'd be out of money because you'd still have to pay 1.1

Bobby: 49:31

right, I got you. Okay,

The Miz: 49:32

that's a future and like an option.

Bobby: 49:35

So and that's what a lot of these hedge funds were doing with GameStop

The Miz: 49:38

because they were saying information

Bobby: 49:39

they right so they were thinking this is gonna right so this shit is good cuz you can look behind the scenes and see like, oh, there's options on this date and this date and this day.

The Miz: 49:48

Well, and not to mention, Robin Hood doesn't isn't written necessarily the people who are buying these equity securities. They are selling the actual Security orders to sit it out and Citadel is buying it so Citadel knows what the demand is because Robin Hood is telling them to then Citadel can get out ahead. So in theory oh my

Bobby: 50:12

god I am fucking shuck.

The Miz: 50:15

Yeah Robin Hood's not sitting there actually taking stock. No,

Bobby: 50:19

no I know but what's happening is Citadel is the one that we're like so that was part of the shorting they weren't they weren't they shorting it too. Like they were saying it's gonna go down,

The Miz: 50:27

they knew the demand that like freaks me out. So So here it is, you put in an order to Robin Hood, right? Yeah, Robin Hood's not the one actually buying the stock. It's somebody another company that order in a batch, time to sit it out.

Bobby: 50:43

So there's a bigger company involved?

The Miz: 50:45

Oh, I have 500,000 orders of whatever the hell, I'm now gonna bet this before I even buy it for that person. So that stock price rises based on investor confidence. So the more people that are buying it, the higher the price goes, right? So they're like, Oh, I know people are buying this shit right now. I'm gonna buy it now. But then your price will be higher. Because they just got into they already

Bobby: 51:09

they already snuck in before you that Oh, that is bullshit. This summer. They call the whales they call the whales

The Miz: 51:15

class action lawsuits actually about is that what what Robin Hood got charged with in 2019 2020? Yes, for trades in 2018. Was that they were charged with not having the most optimized trade for their consumer. I gotcha. That's like the guarantee that you get the most optimized trade like at the best price. But so they were allowing Citadel

Bobby: 51:35

to just basically play the system

The Miz: 51:37

to get into the better price by how do they not get in bigger trouble?

Bobby: 51:41

I guess they got sued for like,

The Miz: 51:43

I mean, a lot of this is perfectly legal. Right?

Bobby: 51:46

I mean, that's the thing we're on. So then the redditors came

The Miz: 51:49

illegal to sell your order flowers, then you'd like Citadel that's not like any sort of insider information.

Bobby: 51:56

No. But that's their jobs like their their focus fully on that. But I think what the crazy part is, is so then this guy on Wall Street bats was on Reddit, he saw futures and like option behind the scenes and saw that so many people were putting money into GameStop, to sink the stock, basically. And then they would make all this money from all the investors that worked. So what this guy did was start on this Reddit page saying, buy GameStop at $4 $5 $12 $200. And hold, because if you hold, the price won't go down, which means the people who are betting on it to go down will eventually have to just buy back at a higher price which will drive Right,

The Miz: 52:37

exactly. Right. So if a lot of people are buying that shoots a price right up there, a lot of people are selling it should the price went down. So when they say hold it so that the market doesn't respond to people selling therefore shooting the price down there for for allowing the hedge funds to get what they want it to rake in the billions

Bobby: 52:55

like billions we're talking like, it's not even like a joke. Like they lost $16 billion. I think that when GameStop went up to like 300.

The Miz: 53:02

But like what that even do to the hedge fund probably nothing.

Bobby: 53:05

Well, it was like 10% or 5% of their overall. It's like Jesus fucking Christ. But that's what I'm this is where I'm having a problem. So like, it's a bigger issue. And I feel like it's a bigger, like people are becoming more aware. Yeah. But like, it's kind of scary to think about because we're just controlled by billionaires and you're never gonna make it you can never the system is not set up for regular people to make it into the stock

The Miz: 53:27

market. No, it's not. But there are two things to that. Number one, the stock market is one measure of like, the like, you can make money through investing other ways in like a lower rate ways. Yeah, more creative ways. Like some of the instruments we discussed earlier. So like options, hedges, futures, indexes. The other thing is, you got to be in the stock market for the long haul. Like it's really no day trading is so volatile, that you can get really big and you can lose really big. If you're in it for the long haul, then you're kind of just going to like, follow the general trajectory of the economy.

Bobby: 54:14

Right, which saw or I shouldn't say

The Miz: 54:16

the economy, I should say, the stock

Bobby: 54:18

market like right, which is it has nothing to do with the economy though. I think it's really funny. We're like, Oh my god, the stock market. I'm like, this is a bunch of dudes betting. Exactly. It's like an old bros club. It's disgusting. Nothing but I mean, did you hear the guy that was on like, whatever fucking show it was. And he was like, people are targeting the wealthy. And I'm like bitch Are you kidding me? But then like it just made me think like a lot though about how this could be a real it's bipartisan. Right whenever the both sides agree.

Jim: 54:53

If it has to do with political parties,

Bobby: 54:56

the buys Um, no, I think it's like one of the first bipartisan, like issues because the rich are just getting richer and everybody else is just getting poorer.

The Miz: 55:07

That's true. Although if I were, if I were thinking of it a different way, I would want a bunch of really high capital gains, because then I have to pay taxes on that. I know that so I don't know. They have one Father tax return.

Unknown: 55:23

Not Yeah, I don't know.

Bobby: 55:24

I'm working on it. The federal government, I am owing 70 right now.

Jim: 55:29

I should get back. I need help.

Bobby: 55:31

I just need to like, I need to hire an accountant hopefully. What are your going rates? Ms.

The Miz: 55:36

How are you doing? I'm shooting right here live in Reno.

Bobby: 55:39

$8,000 an hour? 14 this New York apartment?

The Miz: 55:45

Charge $8,000 an hour. So if you want me to do your taxes do

Bobby: 55:50

we get down to I mean, shit.

The Miz: 55:52

No, you're definitely you're a porn star.

Bobby: 55:55

Honey, we're gonna definitely get your dick though. Because those marks once that once that mark goes down, honey that's out. Oh, it's like a switch. You're like, I want to see your Cox we're like we're talking about the stock. Market means Jim, you don't seem very interested in the market.

The Miz: 56:13

I'm checked out during our market discussion.

Bobby: 56:15

It's what I know. The food's hitting me basically, though, so I'm a gay bear. You know, I'm saying like in the bear. We've talked about this. Apparently on Wall Street bats, which is the big Reddit group. A gay bear refers to anyone on Wall Street bets who shorts companies by buying put options that will profit off the stock fund going down? mean? Yeah,

The Miz: 56:37

that makes sense. There I get there.

Bobby: 56:41

But now they call them gay bears. I'm like,

Unknown: 56:44

can you be a gay bowl? You can be a gay boy. Yeah,

Bobby: 56:47

I'm a gay bull. Honey.

Unknown: 56:48

I'm gonna roll by though. You're a bowl big old balls.

Bobby: 56:50

I am kind of big balls. Go to My only fans to see my ball. Listen, I'm sorry messaging me right now She's Not Doing So Well.

The Miz: 57:03

is anyone's guess where he is? Search

Jim: 57:05

footballs at only fan.

Bobby: 57:07

I just there's some people I really just don't want to have that information.

The Miz: 57:10

I mean, isn't one or both?

Bobby: 57:13

I mean, parents. Actually, I was thinking about it in the shower. I was like, Who gives a fuck? Yeah,

Jim: 57:18

I mean, I've already imagined it. I've already seen it. My dreams. It's fine.

Bobby: 57:22

No, but like, even even so like who

Jim: 57:24

actually I've seen it online. So I've already seen your dick. Like, what is different if you're touching? Yeah, must

The Miz: 57:28

to remind you that I have an email called reread it. So

Jim: 57:35

we both are sitting here like yeah, we've seen it hard. I know. But

Bobby: 57:39

it just like we know it's

Jim: 57:40

one of those things where we get it you come in. It's just like,

Bobby: 57:44

right? Yeah, but it's like an intimate moment. Well, then I'd rather strangers see.

Unknown: 57:50

Exactly. I'd rather people who don't know me see.

The Miz: 57:53

Right It's see you're coming first.

Bobby: 57:57

I don't know maybe

Unknown: 57:59

we hate it.

Bobby: 58:00

I actually to be honest with you. Here's what I was thinking in the shower as well. I was thinking did they come ship? I mean, there were guys are getting like 2000 likes with no deck. Like they had that like where it was like inside. They're so fat. And people love it. So I'm like, there's something nice for everybody. That's basically the story of

The Miz: 58:19

where I would you exercise caution though. No, it's falling into an average category. If you want to be niche. You got to dream, right. And I'm

Unknown: 58:31

actually

The Miz: 58:32

really fit or like somewhat fit people are gonna be like, well, who's this average looking guy that?

Bobby: 58:37

Yes, that's what my wife will say. Mikey? Yeah.

The Miz: 58:41

I'm like, not fat. I'm not skinny. So I'm kind of like, that's like, just gross.

Bobby: 58:46

But that is true, because we're really fit. Yeah, right. Because I can get like 20 I can get like, you know, 200 followers in there. Like we like to chubby and I can lose them. All

The Miz: 58:54

right, exactly. So just some caution. Well,

Bobby: 58:59

I'm always gonna be a big thick dude. Like there's no way around it like my legs are never gonna get any smaller than they are right now. Like, literally

The Miz: 59:07

run the risk of just becoming like, oh, like this isn't really that hot? Because he's not that fat.

Jim: 59:12

And he's just sit down. Yeah, dad.

Bobby: 59:14

Yeah, true. Like, he's not this big. offensive lineman. He's

The Miz: 59:19

fat, funky. I want to fuck that like that.

Unknown: 59:23

You know? Yeah,

Bobby: 59:25

it's true. Oh, I don't know. But I was thinking I was like, Oh my god, what if they like, I mean, cuz it's a lot like it's kind of a lot on your psyche. Because I think it's all funny and fun and games. And I was like, Mikey, are you sure? Like, I'm sure you don't care? And he's like, No, no, he's like,

Unknown: 59:38

I don't give a fuck. I'm like people who do this. You can never

The Miz: 59:41

do the only thing

Jim: 59:42

you have to just like, realize that it's just for you. Like you're not doing this for anyone else.

Bobby: 59:47

But then I remember

The Miz: 59:49

shows for the ham. Like I didn't show to people on

Bobby: 59:52

Yahoo though. That's the thing. I did shows on Yahoo. Chat, I would take a shower and have the camera on And people would like 100 followers, Yahoo chat room when I was like 1819 Oh,

Unknown: 1:00:05

fuck is Yahoo chat. Yes. I

Bobby: 1:00:07

told you I grew up on the internet. There is another. Yeah, yep. Yep, he jerked off. So anyway. Yeah, so I've already been through this like, I don't know why I'm being shy, but it's just different when especially when you like are throwing yourself out there as well publicly with your voice and your opinions. It's like, Oh, god, this could really fuck me over but also

Jim: 1:00:27

their pain to see right so.

The Miz: 1:00:31

I don't know. I always feel like getting fucked over and like a social media setting is like good.

Bobby: 1:00:36

Yeah, cuz I know.

The Miz: 1:00:38

You're not just being

Bobby: 1:00:39

Trisha paytas Her name is she's the biggest train wreck I've ever seen my fucking life and she gets 60 k likes on every fucking video she puts up and she's just standing like sitting there.

The Miz: 1:00:49

Can I just say that she is one of the homeless people have ever seen. homelessness.

Bobby: 1:00:53

Can you define that? Which one's a homely?

The Miz: 1:00:56

Yeah, like what is homely means that you're just so tragically unattractive? Yeah.

Unknown: 1:01:04

Like, you stay at home, right? She looks

The Miz: 1:01:06

like a real like a horrible combination of Fiona from Shrek. And like, just your average everyday toad. And it's just not. Yeah, I can see that. It's very homely.

Bobby: 1:01:19

homely. I like that.

Unknown: 1:01:21

Exactly. Like, you

Bobby: 1:01:22

know, plenty of homies. Yeah, most people in the suburbs will not suburbs like most people. Yeah, nevermind. I'm not gonna stereotype. I was stereotyping people were just now I was cuz a lot of people aren't like when you go to small towns like I'm homeless. Okay, let me just say this. Okay, I've been watching 1000 pound sisters. Which next week, I think I'm gonna do a fake 500 pound cousins wouldn't Heather's here. But so I don't want you to 1000 pound sisters though. And people in this town. I mean, there's nobody looking at Oh, I didn't know and ranking person. And I'm really not trying to be mean like, I'm not trying to be like,

Unknown: 1:01:59

everything you but I'm just saying like, it's, I mean,

Bobby: 1:02:06

this is badass bitch. You're the Wizard of Oz. Ah, oh. And hacia

The Miz: 1:02:11

my small town, New Hampshire. Everyone's disgusting, including me. Like it not no one.

Bobby: 1:02:16

That's the first of all, I'm so sick of your fucking self deprecation when it comes to your looks because Honey, you're not gonna be young forever, and your lips are gonna stop. You might want to embrace them now. Because I'm not gonna be able to say this.

Unknown: 1:02:28

To words. Yeah.

Bobby: 1:02:31

Remember five years ago, and you're complaining now?

The Miz: 1:02:33

salutely. And I'll be like, You know what? I was so much better looking than I am at this point in time, which is five years from now. You know who could swing a dick? Not me.

Jim: 1:02:40

Okay. Tony Soprano. Okay, Tony,

Bobby: 1:02:43

do we have a final thought? Man, I feel like God damn it. We're like an hour. And

The Miz: 1:02:52

I think my second favorite Bobby move is when he said something and then puts the explosion on. Yeah,

Bobby: 1:02:58

but there's nothing funny. It's like, right.

Jim: 1:03:02

But it's like, no, like, everybody

Bobby: 1:03:04

needs to have the button. And I'm the only one that has it. So like, what I say is funny. Like, that's gonna end up being funny. That's the funny moment. How sad. I'm like, I'm in a comedy Podcast,

The Miz: 1:03:20

where the comedy podcast guys. It's funny. It's funny.

Bobby: 1:03:25

Styles, lifestyles and sexuality. Um, so Final Thoughts? Who does anybody want to go first? What's your final thought of the show? What's your final thought of the week? Oh, no. Gomez,

Unknown: 1:03:35

I have nothing to say. No, I want you to first know anything about anything.

Jim: 1:03:40

So my thought is, what I've learned this week is that I'll never understand the stock market. And after this episode, I still don't. Okay. Okay.

The Miz: 1:03:50

My final thought is, here's my final thought. The stock market became relevant to so many people that had never considered irrelevant before. And now they are going to now enjoy millions of interactions and you know, they have a platform, yet they don't know anything about it. So this just shines a light on the fact that what you say on social media, and what gets amplified on social media has nothing to do with what you actually know about sad topic. I like that.

Bobby: 1:04:26

But I'd like to say is, this week is all about risk, in my opinion, risk and reward or reward, reward, risk and reward. So I feel like you know, there's risks in life and this applies to all kinds of shit like only fans, Alzheimer's.

The Miz: 1:04:53

This applies to Bobby's dreams. agafay career. Yeah,

Bobby: 1:04:57

I mean this there's risks that you have to take this Miz when he leaves the house on a snowy day, there's just risks. There's the stock market. It's worth iced coffee, though. There's the guy on the visual with Ms that needs to talk to his best friend. Fuck buddy.

The Miz: 1:05:11

They're the risk of asking there's a risk, there's a risk of talking

Bobby: 1:05:14

to them about what this is. Right? There's a risk and everything in life. So take it by the horns and fuck it. Thank you.

Unknown: 1:05:23

Thank you, bucket

Bobby: 1:05:25

bucket. Make sure you subscribe. Make sure you share with your friends. Make sure you don't move when you're recording.

Jim: 1:05:34

Make sure you turn on only fans.

Bobby: 1:05:37

If you want my only fans messaged me.

The Miz: 1:05:39

Can you message the Twitter account? Maybe na also email us at the kingdom Gmail? Yeah,

Bobby: 1:05:46

I mean, maybe like I gotta get coming. Knocking on mine. You know, I just wish I wasn't fat. But anyway, let's just keep moving on. I wish I was your guys's size because I

Jim: 1:05:54

never seen you in the hot tub. I didn't know that.

The Miz: 1:05:56

Like you were our thighs. We'd be you'd be average and no one would want

Jim: 1:06:01

to see me and my body average dick. Like it's not impressive.

The Miz: 1:06:05

To see an average looking guy like me and jack Ah,

Bobby: 1:06:08

no. So I've seen it embrace this and go Yeah.

The Miz: 1:06:12

Yes. I'm being frank with you. You know if

Bobby: 1:06:15

I'm being frank with you, there are people that do that I do what's called rollers or something. It's called like Chevy Chase. There are guys that know that go from 150 pounds to 350 pounds and they eat and they just keep eating. It's on purpose. They got to do that. That would be fun. Now I'm that's not my type of jam. I'm actually going the opposite way. I don't have abs.

Jim: 1:06:32

Okay, so that would be want abs. The only fans

The Miz: 1:06:35

but for only fans. You got to go down from being like slightly average to being like,

Unknown: 1:06:40

you're gonna have to get in surgery and

Bobby: 1:06:42

you want to have ABS like it's not happening at all always be above average, because I'm six foot five of the size 15 shoe honey. I'll always be up there.

Unknown: 1:06:49

Oh,

Bobby: 1:06:50

get it twisted,

Unknown: 1:06:50

daddy.

Bobby: 1:06:52

Thank you. Oh, find me on only fans. Try to find me bitch. It's Where's Waldo? Where's this doc? It's tucked away

The Miz: 1:07:02

in my gmail account at re deck read deck.

Bobby: 1:07:05

Actually, I did post it. I did post that picture to the Twitter today as a little tease.

The Miz: 1:07:10

Well, maybe you'll get really famous. And I'll leak your news. some money.

Bobby: 1:07:14

I'll let you do Oh my. This is hot.

The Miz: 1:07:18

And I'll leak yours. Oh, I won't be anybody.

Bobby: 1:07:23

You can cancel me. Well, then you'll be somebody by being the guy that tries to cancel me and I'll be I'll cancel you back from January 28 when

The Miz: 1:07:33

you walk out the whole clan. Oh, I

Bobby: 1:07:35

saw that.

Unknown: 1:07:37

happen. You have it?

Jim: 1:07:38

Wait. Let me see. I have I don't Yeah, I do. I'm gonna be like I'm saying

Unknown: 1:07:52

owe nothing. The New York Jets.

Bobby: 1:08:07

Oh, honey. Yeah,

Jim: 1:08:07

because I didn't want to record the actual hold because I felt guilty of recording anything. So

Bobby: 1:08:13

there's that toxicity.

The Miz: 1:08:14

He felt guilty. I didn't record it. But I felt guilty.

Bobby: 1:08:19

I stopped I don't have a recording of the whole I just have you in a really vulnerable position.

Jim: 1:08:24

Oh my god, I didn't record the whole

Bobby: 1:08:28

wasn't even funny. I

Jim: 1:08:28

didn't record the fucking hole.

Bobby: 1:08:30

This has been another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby.

Unknown: 1:08:33

I'm Jim.

Bobby: 1:08:36

Thank you for joining us again on this Wednesday. We hope you have a great week and we'll see you next time.

Unknown: 1:08:40

Bye.

Bobby: 1:08:42

Jim is showing his chest Jim.

Unknown: 1:08:45

We gotta go. Thank you for listening to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. Leave a message with questions or comments at 669-207-4643 Don't forget to subscribe and check out our links in the podcast description of this episode. This has been a house of breath production.