Naked Hot Tub Time Machine

Bobby: 0:00

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Jim: 1:12

I mean all of you. They can point a personal point. Can we stop using gendered language? Yeah,

Bobby: 1:20

we can. But it's harder. So hard. We can have hard. Speaking of hard How did our Saturday go? Well, our Saturday was for the boys. It wasn't for the boys Saturday. And so I remember you were like, I didn't know you were like, you were coming back from your family Christmas party was a very, very much Oh, you were abuzz because you were acting like you weren't but you were my parents

Jim: 1:44

bought a giant Costco bottle of like Prosecco. And it was like, you had to have two hands to hold it. Oh, and so we had to finish it. Because once you pop it, it's not gonna last. Yeah, stop. Once you pop up for a second. You have to finish it, honey, honey. So we did. And then I was like driving back here to Columbus. And I'm like, hi.

Bobby: 2:04

You said to me, like as a joke about it. You're like, are we going to a wall, which is the gay bar here that's like leather and bears and daddies or whatever? Yeah. So I'm like, No, fuck, no, no. And I Oh, sure. And you're like, Oh, what are we doing then? And then I was like, well, maybe I got a haircut. I was like, let's go out like we'll go. You were feeling a little sexy. Stay local, local. Go into the new real house. We went to the speakeasy there. Everything's great. We got a free drink at the speakeasy. We saw there was a gay bartender about he didn't want to look at us because he didn't want us to know he was a guy.

Unknown: 2:35

But we knew he was. Gay. You know how I knew a trip to the bathroom? Yeah. Oh, I'm just kidding. I sat at the bar the whole time.

Bobby: 2:46

Yeah, honestly, it was as tight as asshole that you could say it was an attitude is what it was. And he gave us free drinks that were hot. Obviously, was your haircut for sure. Honey, the haircut? The haircut was on fleek. So then we decided to meet some friends at a wall and we're like, Let's go like,

Jim: 3:02

Okay, go Carolyn. Let's go just have another drink. And then we'll we were trying to figure out what we were gonna try to record that night. It's like, Christmas, specially when Luzi Christmas special. But it only got 9pm We're at a gay bar. So

Bobby: 3:14

you know what happened? We didn't work. We stayed until 2am. Yeah, like so all of a sudden the night goes away from us. I have no idea what happened. Really? I mean, it hadn't been. We were really there that long. I think we got there later than you think we got there. 11 I think Oh, then what happened from nine to 11? We were at the speakeasy for two hours. Oh, God, honey, honey help. I don't know. Okay, so we're still piecing together the night, the night night. And so we get to a wall and run into a couple of friend FANBOYS. Some FANBOYS. And they were cute. They're hot. And they are they're hot. They are what they are. They are what they are. So we decided to start talking everything's great. A little chat. We'll chit chat where I think we decided we wanted to come back to the house. Do we say the hot tub or we were just like coming back? I know. I said too hot. Right? So it was like hot tub. But we don't have any babies. It's It's okay when Joe you guys like we could just go naked. So we did. So we kind of rise. Yeah, we went naked. Naked hot tub. Nothing like it. It feels so good. Sorry, only feels way better. It actually really does like not in a sexual way. But oh jet about having your whole out. It's shithole and your balls floating around. Like it's just if you happen to sit on one of those jets. It's just I knew you're right in that chat. I think you fingered me with your toe in my asshole at 1.0 Someone was fingering me with their toe telling me was it me? Yeah, you did that. You told me I tried to tell you. Well, I don't think we were all but I was like you were across from each other. But I sat and I'm like, that's a bump. And like that's a foot and then next thing and it's up my whole when you're like oh, I Oh, yeah. Meanwhile, there were no Backyard at 3am 3am Oh, hooting hollering just five naked nude guys Yep, just hanging out Hank literally literally all of it hanging out hobbies tits hanging out all of it hanging out and let's just say the night ended like abruptly because we all send all of the sudden adults in the room we're like well there's no bed like everyone was let's let's just clarify clarify raise over 25 years old wow you really had to go up there 18 would have been fine but you had to go to 25 I just want to make sure everybody knows Yeah, but if you are 18 But but if you are come to the next hot tub not well party in my backyard because oh wow yeah, so then abruptly ended like we gotta go to bed but I have to say like, Whatever happened to me that night?

Unknown: 5:58

Wow. Yeah, I have to say I also did some warm listener is amazing. Is Hey, what happened? You had a little Ron De Ville

Bobby: 6:10

well yeah in the hot tub. Oh, did you finish in the hometown no your Michael came out and told me your Michael your little Michael came out was like don't come in the hot tub. You have to come in the grass. No, he did. He did. He told us screaming like I was like That is such a Michael thing to say

Unknown: 6:28

like okay carry on but make sure you come in like don't come in the hot tub and then like oh and then later he's like it would have been okay I could have shocked the hot tub

Bobby: 6:37

like you don't want to hurt Michael you get in the hot tub and there's like strings oh no yeah just picture the shower when that happened like there's nothing worse than coming in the shower there's nothing worse because if it gets in your hair and gets it starts to mat it right away okay sock it's it's worse than Elmers glue why it's come Why is calm like that? I don't know. So anyway, we explored bodies and really explored we were ready to go to rose on the share. We've got to go to that campground. We are just to be nude all the time. Yeah. And and this is gonna make Vegas are very interesting because I feel like I might tell them that we're fully booked. We're fully booked and busy. January 6 through the ninth. Yeah, at Caesar's Palace. We're saying at Caesars Caesars. Little Caesars Little Caesar can be in my whole? Not really. He'd fit. I don't know if what's happening in my room? Yeah, you're like, yeah, like, what am I? What's my hall pass rule? So I feel like we owe like I've been talking about openly like trying to open up sexually. Uh huh. I think it was like a really good experience the other night. Like, I think we that was fun, like great. I saw you naked. You saw me naked. Yeah, now we're besties besties with testes. Bobby's Bobby's are a little different than mine. I don't remember a lot lower. Oh, yeah, minor. You really don't remember. You complimented me. And you don't remember?

Unknown: 7:57

No. On your penis. Yeah, I'm like, Oh, that's cute. I was like, Yeah, it's like pretty you said it's pretty actually. You know, remember this shit. I

Jim: 8:09

don't like already. I was like things.

Bobby: 8:12

I love how I like it. You don't remember I made a conflict. You examine me made a comment. And then you were like, I guess I could show you mine pulled your pants down or just naked in the hot tub. So I understand. He made Michael put on his. Yeah, it was that's the night we had. It was a vibe. So if you want that same vibe, come see us in Vegas. I gotta say nobody

Unknown: 8:29

comes. They're like, fuck now. I won't say we won't have a private hot tub. No,

Bobby: 8:34

I don't know if I know we're going to go. We are. Look at us, honey. coming there to take over Vegas. Oh, Jing sings so yeah, so that was our Saturday night that was like I just but the one thing we do know is at any age after 30 staying up till four is ill advised. very ill advised very and also if you start drinking at six don't keep drinking till 6am base because I'm in the problem with me is that I decide I go from like being modest to being like a fucking like shots like, oh, yeah, you were literally like, two and then I'm like, to the point where am I gonna fall back on Michael's like, shut it down. Bob definitely texted me shut it down. Bob. He did tell you. Oh, my God, I'm in so much trouble. Shut it down. You know, we talked about the next day because there were I mean, there was some like moments. We'll go into too much. We won't go into too much but Bobby's mouth was full. And yeah, but we were both

Unknown: 9:33

okay with that. And did you explore a little partner play? Maybe a little partner and play PnP Partner? PP. PP isn't PNP

Bobby: 9:42

like drugs and suffers? That's I don't know what that is. But I would not say it again. I feel like I'm breathing heavy. I must be the Omicron the cron I have so much written down to tell you I need to I have a lot like this is not good. Like we need to just keep

Jim: 9:57

over only 11 minutes and honey, honey, we've got a lot A lot of time I do have a briefing. Okay. This is a short one. No, that's cool. I want to talk about shopping for Christmas gifts because this is you know, it's every year it comes up.

Bobby: 10:10

So I and everybody seems to forget everyone really funny.

Jim: 10:14

I do until like, last couple weeks. I'm like, well shed well now I'm like panic mode. I'm in panic mode, but I want to talk about what I call easy gifts. Okay? Now, easy gifts are things that are already wrapped. That Are you pick them off the shelf, and they're done. So it's like, and I'm obsessed. Okay, like when we try stores? Uh huh. These are the gifts that like you probably didn't want to get as a kid. But like as an adult, you're like fine with receiving right and even more fine with giving. I went to the cream company, which is right by my house. They make the best peanut butter milkshakes in the country. Wait, is that? Um, it's right there on Goodale crema. Yeah,

Bobby: 10:51

I got our big popcorn. That's Buckeye popcorn. They make everything okay. Yeah, I had that today. Actually. Colleen at work. Hello. Got a new Colleen. Hey, Colleen, with a K with a C. Oh, well done a double E.

Jim: 11:07

So yeah, this place has pre packaged gifts. So I just got them for parents on both sides. Siblings on both sides, grandparents, godparents. I just walk in. I'm like, boom, boom, boom, boom. Done. I was done in 15 minutes.

Bobby: 11:24

15 all your shopping and you don't offer the app for all of them. Yeah. But it's still you feel like it's a goddamn formality. Like, why do we have to be so formal about I don't wrap. But that's the thing. Like, why are we doing it? Nobody wants to buy any. I mean, there's certain gifts I want to get people especially my nephews are like, oh, yeah, like deserve it or kiss. I can think of specific gifts. I'm like, I gotta get them a gift. God, I need this gift. I just feel like after a certain age like what are you going to get me? That's gonna be like, really? I mean, I guess I got you like a nudie calendar. That's cute. I love my nudie calendar. But like, and that's cute. And that's different than just going and getting your like, yeah, off the shelf. I mean, I'd much rather fucking good soap to be honest. I just bought six bars. And I used our discount code. Oops, you're loud. I wasn't sure. I felt like kind of cheap doing that. No, I mean, but I wanted to like shout on a show you want to test I was patting myself on the back, but you're also buying a lot and they smell so good. or so. And you know what's really great about them seriously, like, lastly, like you can really get yourself lathered

Jim: 12:21

you can lather up you're in there soaking up everything you need to soap up and then some and then some. And whoever else may be in the shower, which I called fucking good soap. Yeah. Patrick from fucking good soap. So hot. He goes, sorry. Awesome.

Bobby: 12:35

I get a message and it goes, Bobby, don't promise something that you can't back up for. So I because I said I wanted to, like get me lathered up in the shower, baby. Remember, last week's episode I remember. And so then he was like, Don't Don't promise. I'm like, oh my god is 11 to Vegas. I will be don't get me Oh, don't get me outside. We're gonna be in trouble. i We are but that's what you have to figure out your own rules. Right? And that's the thing I need to say. Clarify. You don't need to judge anybody's relationship. You know, you don't ever everybody has different rules, period. And that's on God and that's on God. So I'd had a white elephant. Oh, when I went to I got a Squatty Potty. I fought for I stole it. You might like it. Actually. I do. It's a very I was gonna give a little review. Okay, how does that work? What is it you basically it's kind of actually awkward. Okay, now, you basically get this like it goes like, I don't know how to describe it. It's like a little lift or our size. We have like a booster seat for kids when they go to the like, does it sit on the toilet or on the bottom of the toilet on your feet? So you're okay, so it's like a sliding like, what am I trying to say? Like an ottoman? Not really, but like one other dress? Yeah, sure. And you prop your feet up probably to where you're almost like in the froggy position. Like if you were to be a catcher for baseball. Yeah, basically the position that gets you in but apparently that straightens out your colon. Okay, because I will I will say my eyes are sliding out easier. Yeah, it just kind of like there's more that came out than I like thought wow, I'm wondering if like it helps clear you sooner than like having some I don't know. I want to describe the anatomy of the asshole. I don't really want to hear about your anus. But yeah, it came out like just because I saw it on Saturday does not mean they want to hear about it because when you were climbing out of that hot tub honey Oh my holes out

Unknown: 14:17

you want to see my hole? I did. Whoa girl that's right as you not actually did that leg over the edge of the hot oh, and I knew that Hello. I knew that was the moment that my knees to God. All of God could see all of God. Well, God

Bobby: 14:38

thank God I have like a really juicy story that I have to tell. Okay, so I love your white elephant. Now tell me about this. This is so juicy. I'm at work. And I'm and I'm going to leave names out I'm going to leave some of the story out but I just need you to know the just so that you can get like so you know Hi Brian. and I have all those so I can communicate with the show, but also try to look hot guys in the hot tub. Uh huh. So I get on at my lunch just to kind of because I hadn't been on a while and I was like, maybe somebody like message or something, whatever. And I see that somebody is only 329 feet away. No visit. It's not what you think. Okay, I was like, this is like literally my dream. Same like my dream. So I'm like, what? So who? 100 feet. So I look, it has a first name. And has an age. And I'm like, Okay, I'm gonna I know there's listeners that that work with us. I'm not I'm leaving it out on purpose. I do not. I'm not outing somebody. But I will say this the person that it is is the biggest motherfucking asshole in the world. A complete homophobe. Totally, like a Trumper. Not that that matters or anything but like a totally a fucking hassle. So I confirm it somehow. Do you walk a little closer? No, I confirm an age. I confirm an age. I na. Oh, my. I even made the comment. Like, I wish this was somebody that like is good. Like, that's hot. Oh, they're not? Oh, I'm so disappointed. I thought it was gonna be someone hot that you could be like, hey, no, I know. That's why he was even saying that. I was like, when I was like, honestly, I wish it was somebody else that was like good, like a whore. Who is I need to see it's well, there's no picture of the person. Oh, and then we opened their bio and they're into like, it said cut and we were like, is it cut or let me do like people were cut or your dick cut. Like, I don't understand what that means. And it said, dirty dir T why and then sewing unwashed. And we work in a facility with a lot of workers that sweat all day and get dirty to like stinky deck, a stinky deck. He likes Dirty, dirty, flashy, nasty halls. And I know some people who listen to this are going to ask me who it is. And I really just feel like I cannot tell you and I'm sorry. I'm going to give him that respect. But maybe not. There's some people that don't really deserve her back but he's the type that it gives me American Beauty vibes the Oh yeah, they don't kill you. Yeah, like there are a lot of people who just straight up kill you to the point where when I was conversing with a few people about it. Oh, it's blacked out. Oh, no, it sounds like somebody who would be like, on Grindr just to see where the gays are. So you could beat him up? Oh, use

Jim: 17:30

Oh, that's creepy as if he got caught. He's like the Craigslist killer. But on Grindr, right.

Bobby: 17:35

I'm like, oh, like, does he not understand what Grindr works? Because my profiles aren't there. And he looked at my profile. So he and he knows I'm gay. So so he knows you saw it? Right? But I haven't said a word. I haven't actually seen him. He might be listening to the show. Cuz that's what advertise on Grindr. So hey, hey, buddy. You're lucky have a good friend and Bobby because I would be sharing your name with everyone. You know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that. But I like it a little bit different behavior. Yes. Individually better.

Jim: 18:00

Yeah. Better. Lick my dirty hole. Exactly. Fitch. I thought that was so juicy, though. That is like insane. Like, that is my fantasy, though. That it's easy to find someone there. Yeah. And then hook up with them. Right. But it's got to be like the hot one that you have a crush on it. And it was and that was the products the big thing is like, and that's and that's the problem. That's the T is there's a lot of people that I'd really don't care if they're on Grindr. Yeah, like, it would be like, ah, still not interested. But he didn't I have

Bobby: 18:30

a listener. Email. Why? Yeah. Are people not responding yet? Because you're the reader, obviously. Yeah. What are you typing out to right now? I am on a text. What the fuck does she need? What the fuck does she need? We're record Oh, I feel like my foot is sinking into the ground like quicksand.

Jim: 18:51

Caleb writes, Hey, not well. I've been talking with this guy for a few months. And last week, we decided to take the next step and call each other boyfriend. Ooh. It's been two days now without him answering my texts or calls and I'm just figuring out he blocked me on Facebook. I don't know what went wrong. The night before we got his truck washed, hung out at my place. And he went home. We just cuddled and talked like a normal day. It's eating away at my brain trying to figure out what went wrong and why he won't just tell me like it's pretty obvious we're not together anymore. But why my emotions are all over the place. This is a huge blow to my already fucked up perception of relationships. Caleb?

Bobby: 19:29

This is this is this is not ghosting. This is classic closet. Case two. Yep, maybe I don't know. First of all, what went wrong has nothing to do with you. That's and that's the and that's the tea honey. Because this situation happens all the time. It's not you. It has nothing to do with you. It's really interesting to me, though, that they like made it official. Yeah. And then two days later, he's panicking probably freaking out. And he is that's what it is because you guys did normal stuff and he liked he liked just being normal with like a boyfriend. But there's somebody in his life or something happening in his life that he cannot Be out right now. Or I don't know, but

Jim: 20:03

are you panicked? And it's like, I can't have a boyfriend right now. Right? Because some guys like to chase and they don't like the actual reality I want a boy. They want a boyfriend but then when they have one they're like wait a minute. I mean

Bobby: 20:14

that's like people who romanticize relationships are disgusting I they really need help like, let me promise you this it's not it's great they're amazing people but it's not this like fairy tale moment like the first time you ever met them or made out and whatever that goes away you don't look at them and want to have sex with them right away when the problem is a lot of people don't deal with their partners for the right reasons like haha, they collect Can you sit in the minus their desk silencer asshole minus whatever the fuck you really want from them sexually? Can you sit in the same room together and not want to fucking kill the person? And by that I mean that can happen really easily? Like, Oh, yeah. And listen, friendships and everything. Like you'd like Get the fuck away from me. Like, sometimes you are but like, so a relation to me is more than just that feeling of butterflies fading away for me like five years. That's fake.

Jim: 21:07

That's something real. I mean, the honeymoon phase is over. I'm in the retirement. Seven Year Itch? Well, yeah, seven years, six and a half for me, but seven for you soon. Yeah, in two days, right. It's just one of those things. And it's like, I know we have the privilege of being in a relationship. So it's like a lot of people are like, but you don't you don't understand cuz you're not I do not single like me. And I'm like, No, I do understand because in a way, I'm single. But

Bobby: 21:32

because I mean, just because we're gonna relationships. I'm not saying we I'm saying everybody who has a relationship, you don't again, you don't know the rules you don't what really goes on behind the scenes, you know, if they know they're happier, right? So you can't really assume anything about anybody at this point. Because the happiest couples can be the ones that are fucking multiple men at the same time. You know, cuz everybody wants to do like the standard, like straight lifestyle, like, Oh, look at

Jim: 21:52

how Yeah, but I think for Caleb, it's like, the biggest thing is, you know, sorry, other people's behavior is not a reflection on you. You can't take that personally, this person who says he's your boyfriend, and then two days later blocked you on Facebook and disappears. That's nothing. That's nothing to do with you. It's a blessing in disguise kale, it is because this would come up later. You know, I don't like the term red flags. Because I think everyone you know, we, we should be really careful with what exactly is a red flag. But this is a red flag.

Bobby: 22:22

It's something that will never be okay with you. Or for it shouldn't be. And it will come up again. Because the trust that you lose there, it's going to key well, and don't be surprised if this person decides to pop their head and be like, Hey, sorry, I just freaked out. I freaked out was here's the thing that I'm learning in life is that most people when they fight with you, when they do something with you that when they're negative towards you, they really don't mean it and they're gonna feel bad and eventually say something back to you. Mm hmm. But you've got to do you. Okay. Period.

Jim: 22:51

Yeah, I will say move on as fast as you can hook up with whoever you want to immediately start talking to other people. Yeah, don't don't waste time thinking about what can I've done. There was something the way we caught on did we get the wrong thing for dinner? Watching his show? What was it that night that

Bobby: 23:07

why did he know what now even if that is the answer, like Oh, he didn't watch his show. If he's breaking once again by once again, right? Basically, Caleb, you're 100% Fine. You're You're amazing person probably. He deserves way more than that. And let's go out on a day. I don't know where you live. Just like come in the hot tub. Let's show you a good time. Wow. And really, truly, truly not actually a fan. That's a good email. I like that. I think it's a common problem. And it's a common problem that happens in our community in all communities, actually, because it's not, not on God. It's not on God or us. Do you have any drama or questions make sure email me not well, podcast@gmail.com or she's not doing so well@gmail.com Either one works. I'm trying to like transition someone to the new email. So yeah, call us or not call us. We can technically you saw the number but I'm not gonna advertise back so I'm sick of that bullshit. Oh, she's email us. We'll keep you anonymous and we can go from there. Thank you.

Jim: 24:06

Okay. Okay, so I have two little cute things. Are they super gay? One is gay. How do you deal with family at the holidays because this a lot of listeners are what? What's that? I don't That's what I was gonna say because a lot of our listeners are like panicking. A lot of people panic around the holidays, especially gay people, LGBTQ anything. We're like, wait to see these families who might hate us who don't fully support Oh no, don't believe in us. I don't even know about my partner. I don't know my my life. They don't like my friends. They don't like me. They vote against me. They literally, it's really a great time. It's like do they really even care for me? Right? And so it's like all these people going home you have to think of this or you don't want to go home? Yeah, especially with COVID to like if your family if you don't trust them and that way you don't want to but they're like guilting you into it or you it's just it's a really hard time. So I'm like how do we Do with families better? How do we set boundaries for ourselves? That's what it's

Bobby: 25:03

all about boundaries. And yeah, and you've got to understand like, I don't know, family's really hard, because you had an experience around Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah. A little. Yeah. And you set boundaries though. And once you do you need to go with God it's such a hard thing because you don't know what you're gonna like. You might have like homophobe parents, so I really can't speak on that necessarily one that's the problem is they never are to your face. But then it's like that faggot son. No, just kidding. They were they like to their friends. What are they like in the ballot box? What are they like with their you know, coworkers always wonder what their what their what I really ever said about me. Like, why does it Bobby have a girlfriend? Is he gay? Right? And they were like, oh, no, he's just busy. He's just busy. Like, or was my dad like, I don't know, right? I don't know. How do you like what do you say to that person? Or like, what do you tell your family? You set boundaries from the start. And that's, that's what we say we're not stay for two hours and you stay for two hours and you leave. Okay? And even if they were their topics that are off limits, like if something comes up like because that's what I was wondering for me. I'm like, I'm not gonna talk about certain things with them. Okay, but what I can try to bait me I'm not that's the thing. So that's the problem that I think a lot of gay people have especially outspoken like, like very outspoken ones, big old queers, big queer, queer baits, fats, and femmes all of those. Yep. So when they Oh my god, I forgot I was saying

Jim: 26:15

is like when we get baited or drawn into conversations. Oh, he's so high. I love how that happens. I'm like, so Yeah, the thing is, what was I gonna say? I was really, the thing is, thing. Is your brain dead?

Bobby: 26:31

No, it just goes in like a little fog first, like, and you're like, oh, and then I'm like, You're and then you have to repeat usually. So what I say I was talking about dealing with families. We're talking about certain topics that are off limit conversations. People can enjoy, okay? So gays get drawn into those. So they're going to like you're going to so here's my advice. Just keep your mouth shut when it comes. I'm being really kind of forceful. Yeah, here's my advice, honey, Choices, choices, exactly. Choices. You have a choice to either engage or not. And I'm going to tell you not to engage because it's just baiting you to then say, here's our queer family member making a scene again, always,

Jim: 27:13

it's always the same things pronouns and sexuality. They literally you can just hear what they like anything you bring up, they're like, oh, it's always about identity. You know, you're this and you're that and it's like, okay, like, no, it's really not right, but just think you're an asshole. And that's the thing that's really awkward. So then it's like Merry Christmas. So choices to encounter choices. Merry Christmas. Well, I had a good actually, let's just end on a positive note. Discussing families. Yeah, I went to like my big family Christmas and my cousin. Well, actually, she's like, Do you know how cousins work? By the way? I'm sorry. Because I know this has always bothered me like growing up. I never. I have so many cousins. Yeah. I don't understand what's a first and what's a second and what's a second cousin once removed?

Bobby: 27:56

So a first cousin is your parents, siblings, kids, right. That one's easy. Your second cousin? Is your parents. Siblings, siblings cut kid kids. But that's first cousin. Okay. No, that's second cousin for me. first cousin for my dad.

Jim: 28:19

Wait your parents siblings? Are your aunts and uncles. Okay. It's your

Bobby: 28:27

it's your aunts and uncles. Kids are second cousins. That's your first No. Okay, so your grandparents? Okay. They all had kids.

Unknown: 28:36

Those are your aunts and uncles. No, your grandparents had kids. They're your uncle. Okay, so we're still we're still working on.

Bobby: 28:46

second cousins are like your your father's for mother's cousin is your second cousin. first cousin.

Unknown: 28:56

Okay. So the your parents first cousin would be their kid. Okay, but what is it when my cousins have a kid?

Bobby: 29:06

Oh, I just I'm Uncle for my cousin's. Thank you. Bitch. I'm trying to put you're talking technical like real life. Yes. No. Like what Uncle Bobby is like your cousin's children are now what to you? Are they your second cousins?

Unknown: 29:20

They're not you deserted cousins. How are they? Okay, there. But what are they your second cousin once removed? Yes, that might be okay. I don't that's a good thank you. Like I've

Bobby: 29:31

literally my entire life. My mom tried to explain once and I'm probably wrong. And so many of these. I have like, I have great aunts who have kids and I'm like, Are you my

Jim: 29:40

second cousin? No, it's too complicated. I'm really nervous, but I didn't really give the right. I just like to live in mystery. Okay, so we'll just leave that in mystery. So either way, this is my cousin's child. Okay, first cousins child. So whatever the fuck that is. They came up to me. And they were like, Hi Andrew. like, Hi, how are you? And they're like, I'm non binary. And I was like, what? I think they're like 12 I think they're very young. And I was like, what? And they like saw me and my nails and all this all the rest, right? So I think I was like a safe person come up to I think I was the first cousin they told. And I'm like, okay, like, that's awesome. What are your pronouns? Like? Well, I use they them are like he's gay. I mean, it's a brave new world out there. They really are literally, just like, fuck it up.

Bobby: 30:30

Fuck it up, kids. Gen Z is fucking up. I'm telling you. They're like the best. And the worst thing that's ever happened.

Jim: 30:36

Mostly the worst, but actually a fan. But yeah. And then they told me their new name. And I'm like, wow. And I went up to my cousin and talked about it. And my cousins doing like, really well with it. Because she said, like, you know, I told him just give me time. And I'm trying to like, do it right. But to me, they'll always be that name. And I'm like, I know. But if they're telling you their name, is this like, probably switch over? It's a very interesting, name your child, but But it's like, I told my I told my little like, I told them, I said, make sure you have a good community because I have a good community just have have the right friends around you. Like if people are being mean or saying things. It's like, they're not your friend. Like don't be don't associate. And they're like, oh, yeah, I

Bobby: 31:15

have like, really good friends. But I also Wow. So I suggest to parents who are funding out of queer kids to go join a group? Yes. Join PFLAG. Yeah, like join a group that's similar. So you can talk it out. Because I think that that really helps people. And I know it from another situation at work that they went to like, a transgender, support group, parent, or group. That's smart. And it was like, and he came up and told me and I was like, oh, that's like, I'm like, I was like, Oh, thank you for sharing that with me. Like, and, you know, and because that's a big change. You see your child some way for like, your whole years? And then you're like, oh, wait, wait, you're not who I thought you were? No, yeah. It's like, what did I miss? And then you feel guilty? Like, okay, should I have brought this up? Should I have talked about it? Did I not let you open up to me earlier?

Jim: 32:00

Like, what did I do wrong? And it's usually not that. No. But then you're also feeling guilty? Because you may have said things in the past that you would not say currently correct. And I feel like that's a lot of the time. Yep. Because it always throws people off guard when you actually do come out to them that alo like, oh, shit,

Bobby: 32:15

I used to make fun of Well, I hope I've never offended you. And I've said fagot before I'm sorry. And you're like you did? You did? I heard every time. Fine. But yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah. So I thought that was really interesting. I'm like, you know, there's some family members. You're like, oh, I don't want to talk to and then you're like, wait, I'm there for other people, though. So it's like good to be around. Yeah, too. Yeah, it is because you're a safe space for somebody else. Right. Oh, remember, we cherish our safe spaces. We talked about that in another episode. We do cherish them. Yes. We cherish the hell out of them. Fuck yeah. Did you have another story? Do Do I have another story? Sorry. You said you had a lot. No, I do have a lot. Are you really? Okay, I have to say something. Oh, no, this was Agha. I'm not going to tell you the results but I need you to tell me the truth and don't just be my friend in the situation. Sheesh shoe I shoot a shot just while I'm epic. Don't be my friend in this situation. I need God honest truth. Like don't just say it to me because I'm saying it. Okay, well, I have to get in that mindset that let me just come out not actually. He Oh call me manuelle O Come O Come Emmanuel Are you from Israel? Oh, fuck Israel. Oh, no, but for real. Okay. So you're gonna tell me like Don't come at me because your man calm at the white elephant and everyone there kind of looked at me in an interesting way. Have you ever taking us taking a shit? This is not gonna get too graphic I have and you maybe like sat there and read read you're like, whatever or did your Tinder or whatever the fuck you need to do on your phone? Like you kind of played around for a little bit longer. Okay, and maybe like lean forward a little bit. Okay, when you stand up, have you ever looked at your deck in the mirror? Or like notice something different with your deck? After shitting? Like, do you notice that it's usually a little thicker? Okay. Yeah, for sure. Okay, because you're like bearing down and you're like pushing blood. Okay, yeah, that whole pelvic areas. Oh, good. Glad you're funny. I didn't realize that they're thicker. You're always fluffed after a show buddy said it. You always go you don't you're not fluffed. I'm like that's when you take your picture in your underwear honey though. Yeah, thick log right

Unknown: 34:31

when the air smells like shit. Take take that thick law happens watch the thick log and take the thick log.

Bobby: 34:38

I mean seriously though. Thank you. Oh my god.

Jim: 34:41

Like I thought you meant so straight. Every time I shit no, but you know that it's like a little bit more earthy, a little more like always was there but it's not hard and you're like, pushing down and so it's like it's naturally there's gonna be blood bank to do. Okay, so. Yeah, so and that's not because I'm your friend like it's true. No, you

Bobby: 34:59

said you The way you said it, though, I didn't wait. You said the right thing. Yeah, no, it's not even 7% every time. Yeah, it's thicker. I'm like, Oh my God. That's exactly what I was trying to say. And you're like, Oh, my partner are like, are you? I never looked at my dick. I never noticed. Like, what? Don't look down. You don't pull your underwear up and look down when you're looking. I mean, that's another topic I have. I don't know what happening. Okay. P stands now. This is another admit something. This is for the for the boys. Oh, well, or for the ones with penises. There. Wow. Oh my god was that gay? Oh, people with penises are growing. We really actually really aren't even talking. Okay, so I was talking with somebody again, and we were talking about somehow boxers came up and you have some boxers so this is for the other folk that don't have penises. Sometimes your boxers either have like a slit they'll have a button. Yeah, have the new thing is nothing. Have you noticed the like Dick pocket ones that are like have the rest of the ball sack thing to help you push your ball sack forward. Yeah, you can't like slide your you have to like I don't like that. So you have to take your underwear, like your child down and pull it down. They're all like that. Now they're like, this is the pocket that holds them right. But there's no way to get your dick out without pulling your underwear down. And then if you if it's too bunched up and tight, then what happens? And this is where I want to get honest. And Frank, when you go pee, and you have your underwear below your balls. Yeah, at some point, you have to still relieve that pressure because there's still a little peepee in there. But it's caused like a little dam. So when you like go to do this, you're gonna squirt everywhere that ever happened. You'd like the pressure down? Because the pressure was so high and then you're like, oh shit, like, Yep,

Jim: 36:47

this is something that happens to men. Yeah. And that's not appropriate. It's not talked about underwear manufacturers. Why? Why? I like the pocket. I just need to get my feet out a little way to get it out. Yeah, like and if you're at a urinal at a sports event, and you literally pull your entire underwear down. It looks weird. Yeah, it's a whole different thing. A whole different ball. You don't want to always get your balls out just to pee. That's the thing, right? I'm not like, you know, it depends what type of event I'm at. But I'm not always trying to get my ball, right?

Bobby: 37:15

Like you're in your whole entire situation. You have to like, fix it. And then you're peeing everywhere. So when you see pee on the floor, that's why that's why when you're like wondering what your husbands are doing, yeah, that's why your folks with the winner not always husbands are not always husbands are growing. We're growing. So just isn't that interesting? I just don't know why this underwear has switched. It used to be everyone had like the ones that we're in right now are totally pull it right out. And it's nice. Yeah. So like, I hated the ones that were really like, it seemed like they were tighter but they're like shorts, and then they had no button they don't slit Yep. Now those are like the trainer ones or something like you get those are horrifying. Like the button too is a lot of work buttons, a lot of work. And then if you forget it, and yada and your buttons open, and then your textile and it's like oh my god. Um, I actually

Jim: 38:03

had a kid in grade school. I remember he came back to the bathroom was oh, no, he was wearing boxers. And then on top of that, he forgot his zipper on his school pants, his khakis. So he walked in his name was Benson and noises. Benson qui, and his dick was out and forevermore. He was known as a kid whose Dick was out when he walked in. Oh my God, he is locked into the classroom. We were all like, your penis is out.

Bobby: 38:29

You can't come back from that. You can't come back. I mean, really? You can't. Oh, yes, baby. I remember. Even in eighth grade. It was still like, oh, Benson. Benson had his dick guy. Oh, you were forever. Just like Brent was the nose picker. Really? Yep, the nose picker. you'll forever be the nose picker, the eater. I think he ate his boogers too. It's just unfortunate. You're always that kid Brandon samples, the one that went through puberty in fifth grade, fifth grade. He was like a straight up, man. And we were all like, everybody until like seven years later. Gray. I'm like, Hi. I just went through puberty. And I'm like, 698 Holy shit. It was weird. It was like you knew he had like, parents deck and you love it. And you're like, you're like, Oh, he's got a hog. That's when you know, but isn't it funny? You know, these people forever? These poor children and I was always the fag. They'll never forget. You know, you know? You're just the awkward one. I was the fact probably too. I mean, my back yeah, like, I mean, they're probably like, why does he have a girlfriend or Oh looking like oh my god. How embarrassing for me actually. Like when I like bring dates around. They're probably like, me. No, you don't like that. Okay, we'll see you in two years. Ain't no way he likes us. They knew they know so I'm forever the gay kid on that wouldn't come out. Like I hope he's out and happy now. Do lighting around the fireplace like poor Bobby Griffith there Yeah. And that's what we don't go back and look, my high school hates me. I don't know why Oh, that was like the real like they do cuz I'm deep in my cerebellum. Yes, you're deep in your cerebellum right now.

Unknown: 40:08

Yeah, they think they fucking hate me and why did they hate I don't know, like I always felt not a part of it.

Bobby: 40:17

High School such a bad time though in general, like it's not a time to really know anything about yourself. And I wanted to be so normal so bad and be part of it so bad. And then when I couldn't get it then I just totally went the opposite way and said I'm not trying anything. I'm not doing anything again. Okay guys, well 10 years later that's when I came out 10 years later after Einstein so that's, that's sad. Sad. It's real. Just gonna say QA was just like one sad sui M T we we we hunting the way you did that was very jerky. Very handy. Yeah, yeah. That was like really deep and weird, right? Welcome. High school situation was like very sorry, but I had to. If you could go back and you were like, Let's pretend you are you. You're you now and you go have to? Oh, no.

Jim: 41:06

You just did a full bag. I'll have to all you have to cover ah, until your brain literally just stopped.

Bobby: 41:14

I'm reaching home feeling very open and honest. And are we gonna have another naked hot tub experience? Probably not tonight, but maybe tomorrow when we go? Oh, yeah. If we go out, which I'm saying maybe no now, but like maybe tomorrow? You're saying no now but maybe I'll go get drunk at my parents and then tell you Yeah. When are we going to be like we're not and then like, you know, we were going Yeah, I don't know. High School just sucked for me. And I never felt like anybody had my back. I mean, this actually. Okay. Oh my god. We're going like in a full deep dive and we were really really really good friends from high school. I have Okay, group A core. A really group. Heather is one of them. Like she is a core.

Unknown: 42:01

Oh, no. See? Core apple core. She is the pit of a peach. Wow. I mean, a hard pill but

Bobby: 42:11

like She's somebody who made me feel good in high school. She's somebody who would sleep in behind all these bitches and be like, Fuck them anyway. And it's like, okay, honey. Yeah, so everybody, everybody needs a heather. Everyone needs to coordinate. Everyone needs everyone needs nationally. Everybody needs a Sarah and a sprinkle of Emma.

Unknown: 42:29

What is this the Gilmore Girls. This is literally like, how many names? Can you list?

Bobby: 42:35

I need to write a book of every type of girlfriend that you need a chi in your life. And na you need the Heather's Ashley's Courtney's Sara's snap powers combined. Net. That's right, the girls come together and they save you. They'll always have your fucking back. This is really like when you get in a fight with somebody. They're probably going to not follow you anymore. Oh, are you making reference? I was perfect. Oop, member you're not good at timing. But that was a perfect time.

Unknown: 43:05

Wow. Whoa. And then he shipped me hope I got fucking oops on myself. Yeah,

Bobby: 43:11

so anyway. Wow. You really? Yeah. I'm just went there. You and guess what?

Unknown: 43:17

And yes, well, my two year anniversary. Guess what? It's my 20 year anniversary in high school. Sorry, you're so old. 20 years, right? Like, some you've had more time out of high school than in high school than before high school. But

Bobby: 43:35

if you really think about it, you really don't go to school that long in your life. I mean, you're four to like, 18 Beyond because of college. And then 40 like lawyers and then doctors and lawyers and I went to school. And I went until I was 20 Yikes. I was like fuck this shit. There's no place to park. I love it. That's your reason for quitting college was there's no place to park you know, I quit college. There's no Oh, no. I'm getting too deep. You're really I don't care. I'm going all the way deep now. I'm like, I'm in my subconscious. I think I'm letting it out.

Jim: 44:08

I think your mind your unconscious.

Bobby: 44:11

I kind of do to kinda like last Saturday, come down to the hot tub party on Wednesday, Saturday, just three nights ago. Oh, yeah. It sounds so far away. When you say it that way. It really it was like it was a three man. I was hungover until this morning. It's like Tuesday morning or it's Tuesday afternoon. Morning now welcome to Columbus live in the AM. Thank you. I'm your host

Unknown: 44:38

Jackie Chan Jackie Chan. I just that was a shame that came to my head.

Bobby: 44:45

What is Jackie Chan doing? Karate? I don't mean how. Ronnie Ronnie urato Isn't that what he does? I've no idea. Yeah, he was awesome. After Oh, my God, I cannot believe I just went through a list of the girls. I'm gonna like

Unknown: 45:05

Ashley Courtney, I love Neha and Whitney, and they're really gonna be your besties forever. Oh,

Bobby: 45:12

there's certain girls and they have a certain personality. Each of them are very different, I think want to write a book about it. This is a Okay, okay. I'm sure it'll be a best seller. The duties you need in your life, the duties gay duties, which also tell you to tell your duties. I guess that's what they're called to start listening to our show? Because I really want to integrate the women to the show. We need a full blooded Yeah, we need a full blooded. What does that even mean? I don't know how to vampire woman. Yeah. fully human woman fully human. If you're half horse, we don't want you. That's right. We don't need no fucking We don't need no. White Knight no fucking filkin. Um, so yeah. I want to spend the last like, Oh, are we still talking about? Okay, wait.

Unknown: 46:09

So yeah, I was had a full conversation with me. No. Did you want it? Are we gonna talk about that? In the last, like, I'm gonna let him decide what he wants to do. You're like letting me work it out. I can't work it out. I like trying so hard to like, spin it back. That was funny. Bose before. Thank you. You're welcome. Wow, honey, I want to I want to finish off. Oh, no. I want to finish off talking about Christmas because it is Christmas.

Bobby: 46:48

A Christmas. I want to talk about a Christmas and I wasn't ready for this. I mean, obviously some of us can't go home now because we don't have Vaxxed family members or Well, it's true. For family member. Like, what is something at Christmas that you look forward to most?

Jim: 47:16

I don't even know where that question came from. Wow. That's just deed. I was. Just Jay, what a good reporter. Well, I really still look forward to coming down and opening the President's Christmas morning. But now I just look forward to laying around and eating whatever I want to eat and not feeling bad about it. So as opposed to every other day. I'm just trying to figure it out every other

Bobby: 47:38

day. I feel bad about it. So on Christmas Day, I can be whatever I want. I'm making deep dish pizzas like I'm making just inappropriate. It's being fully inappropriate. Remember I got this Lumo noddy's blue

Unknown: 47:56

I don't know what I just heard all these lwml noddy's The Illuminati No it's a really good deep dish pizza from Chicago I got frozen pizza

Bobby: 48:06

no clue. No Chicago listeners will know Chicago Illuminati slew Mel noddy's. I cannot. I think you're making Luminati like the Illuminati isn't like Beyonce Illuminati and they like the diamond thing. naughties lumen nollies Luma NaVi. You like a Luma? Luma Yeah, that's where you kind of set it to here that's a process in my head. So then when I was That's why I left anyway. Yes, baby Give it to me. It's fucking bad, right? Never seen you so high. And I'm not even though it's a it's a fucking Tuesday. And you know, Tuesdays are when Bobby gets high and freaks out. He'll be on the stairs later, having a quote, heart attack, quote, and my partner will be like, I'm not coming up for him. I'm begging. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying into Tuesday was on a Tuesday and he was on call. So mad. And then there I am, like, fully panicking and the tour he called I think you were on like five milligrams. Calling people being Oh, it was like nothing. It was like, and now I could do that. Two hits. And I'm like, I'm like literally hitting the thing. It's hard. We were like, I was like, trying to like I was at the barn. I was like shaking this fucking packs pot that I have. Like screaming I'm like, Why isn't this working? And I was like, I swear to god smoking battery or something. Like I had been smoking the battery like, I'm not sure is the oil.

Jim: 49:31

Oh my god. Yeah. So what's your favorite part of Christmas?

Bobby: 49:36

Do you want me to do what I used to me? Both, actually. Oh, do you have a favorite part of Christmas? Yeah, it used to be to wake up and my mom would have the breakfast bacon. Oh, yeah. We would open up stockings. While the breakfast was finishing then we would eat the breakfast. Then. We were very

Unknown: 49:54

late. It was for breakfast bacon. You keep saying breakfast. The breakfast bake and then we would open up this talking breakfast bake was cooking breakfast breakfast, cut it in squares and cook it in. I'm like I know you're from Georgia but like breakfast, like

Bobby: 50:17

eggs and like it kind of like a casserole sort of breakfast casserole. Wow, a bacon bike. I'm from I'm sorry, but in the beginning you said breakfast bacon. And so then you smell that was just my slur and I'm like breakfast bacon, bacon, bacon, breakfast Bay. And then we did the stock and while the breakfast bike was done, I was like, I used to look forward to eating that breakfast fake and just sitting around my family and like that was like a really special time. Because you saw an open presence yet right? Like it was like that. And that was when you had hoped that something good was gonna come? Right that's when you were the world was your oyster. Like I can't wait to open presents for myself. And now it's just like, God I walk out on a Saturday. Yeah, do nothing but watch America's Next Top Model season third team. Well, I think season 12 We watch the entire season. Yeah, but for Christmas on Saturday. You're gonna do 13 Yes, no, we're on 17 All Stars we're at 70 Going back retro and like rewatching stuff that like I never watched before. Yeah, I watched some of this but I should do survivor I feel like people are talking about Reno 911 It's I've watched all four times I have it on DVD. I was obsessed when that show was out. You love Terry Oh, funny love Terry so fucking funny. Terry's yeah the best they're all the best. I mean every one of those characters I can still think of him saying lines Yeah, so people are watching that orders like there's just stuff to watch and now that Omicron is taking over Guess what? Get those Netflix accounts ready to go again?

Jim: 51:57

Because everybody's gonna demand six counts rate again. I'm like when did we give them up? Netflix and chill is the thing all the time. Get your breakfast bake and your Netflix you know you gotta want that breakfast bake baking already. Bake it make you bake it and then sit down get your Netflix.

Unknown: 52:11

Is it begun? Is he for Hulu? Get them Hulu accounts go in and the apple play are some

Bobby: 52:19

things that we might have to be watching because we're gonna be fucking back in quarantine. Except no one's gonna quarantine Zephyr. Everybody's done with it. Everyone's fully like if we die we die. I really feel like that's people are like, fuck it. Honestly, everyone's that's Fuck, I

Jim: 52:33

kind of am like that. Like, I know my like, we might not make it out of this. We might not. Okay, let's imagine let's just imagine that. Like, oh, here we go a societal collapse again.

Bobby: 52:48

Honestly, I don't think I'm that far off. In fact, what's it gonna take for these doctors, nurses and medical staff to just say fuck it themselves. That's more so that's really not much so without your doctors or nurses and nobody gets health care, which means that nobody will be saved by like minor things like oh, you know, an appendix needs to come out or Oh, you bleed or bleeding stuff because you can't get to stop. Sorry. There's no staff, no staff, whether they are hacks or whatever. People go crazy. Yep. And then the world collapses so okay, hold on tight.

Unknown: 53:20

So get those Netflix accounts ready. They're gonna scam you're gonna want some bacon Netflix for a while the society is collapsing. You're gonna wanna,

Bobby: 53:30

you're gonna want you're gonna want it as everything's crumbling. You're just like eating that bake. You're having probably a little bit too much. You do have a little sausage crumbles. Where their sausage crumbles in yours. Sausage sausage crumbles in here. Yes, yes. Or did you do bacon bits only? No, it was actually were you poor? We were a bacon bits only family because you're poor? No, cuz you were? Oh no, the holidays are definitely a struggle. And I think that all we need to do is and if you're on your way to see your parents now we're very sorry or we're really excited for you because this is an opportunity to change your relationship with them and create boundaries and standards that they will need to follow and if not, then you need to make it known that it's not okay. It's not okay batch So stand up for yourself. God damn it. That's what I gotta say. You really got inspirational there at the end. I'm really pissed. Oh my God, not really pissed, like, I'm very displeased don't seem pitchy. Hi my aura is red right now. It's red. It's intense. Maybe we should do your intense I am. I am I am. And I am and you know what? I'm intense. I don't quit things and keep coming back to it like four times

Jim: 54:38

no, you stick to something you're passionate about something you want to do it you're not like afraid of a little bit of a setback or afraid of anything new coming in. So you just kind of roll with it and go forward. Yeah, you set your mind to something you do it and that's on guide girl.

Bobby: 54:54

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Jim: 56:48

I have a few Ah. I know I was just saying one so that like they all thought they were the one you're all the one you're all my one. Trust me on I have several that yeah, I'm not gonna lie to see you're gonna have a good time with us. You will have to get forms you well. Yeah, let me swing forward to be honest. Yeah, like like, Hey, you you can come but

Bobby: 57:09

but you're gonna here's your roles. You're gonna come if you're gonna come Hey, yeah, I would say that's accurate. Oh, also by our new T shirt. Thank you. Thank you. Your daddy t shirt your to do list your To Do lists. Daddy, your daddy. And it's done. You did your to do list of the last it. You did delay. God I swear. It's so interesting. I spake again, so then you get the mic. Got the mic. All right. Well, I mean, this has been another wonderful episode. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. As an inappropriate Happy New Year. No, we're for New Year's actually celebrate Christmas. So no. Merry Christmas. Happy Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy Hanukkah, Hanukkah. Happy Kwanzaa go. Next episode. We'll talk about New Years. Yeah, yeah. So if you any like last minute, I can't wait to stay up until 10pm on New Year. I can't wait till I was up because I have to work the next day. Like fuck it. It's not worth it. I mean, definitely not cool. We're going into another year of fucking havoc and Donald last two have been so great. I can't wait for 2022 Let's start the political cycle again. Yeah, there we go. Midterms coming up. I can't wait. Can't cannot wait. Can't wait. And that's why we've got to end the show now. Goodbye. Bye.