Swell AI Transcript: not-near-my-peanut-butter-hole.mp3

SPEAKER02: Hello everybody welcome to another episode of not well I'm Bobby and I'm Jim and we're back and Better than ever like I always say and I don't know if we're really better than ever though. Well, you're gonna say that but like I'm good Honey, I'm good. She she ate she ate Not one crumb left. She ate babe in there. Yeah, there's no crud Like, I really don't know if I can use that. Like, it's cute when a skinny gay says it, like, oh, ay, she ate. But when you say it to me, it's like, oh, you're reading me. Like, this is like a real read. You're like, yeah, two sides of mac and cheese. I ate. Like, honey, I do. Oh, I could eat a Kraft mac and cheese box, baby. Honey, I liked when we got pizza and then you had 666. I just saw 666. Yeah, pizza. Oh, and we got pizza, but then you had a whole side of like pasta that you ate. I was like, God bless you. I was like, God bless you. I was fucked up. That was great. Oh, no, that's when we, oh, that's when we went to the Italian festival. I was so fucked up. We all were. I was so. The Italian festival will do that. You have like one slice of church pizza and you're out. Go to the bottom basement of that church. Bottom basement of that church and serve the Lord. Once you're at the bottom of the church. It felt like we were at home. Do you know what I mean? It's like, oh, I feel like this is familiar. The bottom basement of a dark church. I was always in basement churches. I kind of wish I… Like after school care program.
SPEAKER00: Yeah, they always had like a weird hallway.

SPEAKER_02: Random shit like that. Like preparing for the musical. Yeah, there's always a weird hall. There's always a creepy hall. Did you have a Christmas tree where you like picked off things for homeless people? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Christ, it's time. This is a five-year-old boy who needs… It's actually like so fucking sad when you read it. You're like, Oh, we're getting them socks. But I wonder if they said, this is a queer kid that needs socks if they'd buy. I know. No way. This is just a little trans boy who needs hormones. with the Catholic church people by that. They'd be like, they need shots of estrogen. How dare, that's rude. But also little Timmy just got raped by the priest, but still like these trans kids are disgusting. We gotta stop the trans, the trans agenda. I think it's so funny because I feel like a trans agenda is about to flip on their ass and they don't really give a fuck.

SPEAKER_00: I saw a video of a girl at some place and she's like, citizens of trans-mecula. I hate to break it to you, but there are no woke gay agendas. However, after reading the lengthy school board program, it's clear that you want to indoctrinate children. Forcing kids to worship anything that doesn't align with homophobic white Christian nationalist propaganda is textbook indoctrination. This is a nationwide attack created by evangelical extremists to drain your school's resources, holding schools hostage to conform to white cleansing. The current issues we're legislating, banning books, CRT, gender studies, outing trans kids, the flags, goes against the First Amendment, but it's creating a violent atmosphere. Get with the times and embrace diversity. You can ban our flags, you can erase us from textbooks, you can out us to our parents, call us groomers, but like the sun, we will shine. We don't need an agenda for that. But here, in case you needed something for your agenda for your little cult, here's a physical copy of the police report from your local church's pastor, Tim Thompson's brother, who raped a child under the age of 14 three times. Is this what you want for your children?

SPEAKER_02: She ain't she ain't she fucking ate She served kind which I don't that's another that's another serving kind of like I know that we're getting older and by that I mean I am mostly but like you are too. No, I've yeah Yeah, no, but like I don't go around and be like that's cunt like you know, what the fuck we can't say that That's the problem Yeah, it's I just don't know. I don't like it. I'm old. I don't like it. That's so what I'm realizing is I have a new coworker. He hasn't seen the six cents. Oh no. And I'm like, even know what our references are leaving. So I feel like it's like us and like seeing animal house or like, yeah, I never saw it, but everyone in my parents marriage, like you haven't seen animal.

SPEAKER_00: I'm like girls. No people. And then people don't watch kids.

SPEAKER_02: They don't get it. They're like, what? What's it about bullying? They're like, Oh, large cheese fries. We only eat vegan. Vegan cheese, vegan cheese fries. Vegan, they do have vegan cheese. I know. I hate these people. Like I hate everybody. Anyway, oh no I don't. Actually we were established I don't, I hate myself. So you're with this new team and you really like it at work. Yeah, things are gonna be better. It's gone. So everyone is gone basically. Left on Friday. I was like kind of sad actually on Sunday. I was like, well, did you ever get to blow him? No, you got to find him. I kind of like, I think he's the one I remember last year. I know honey's the one that was the secret babes, honey. I wanted to fuck the fab manager and well, the fab manager, hot little military boy, but he also has some problems. Um, and also he's a quitter. So again, I don't do quitters. Don't quit bitch. Don't quit when the when the tough gets what is it when the tough gets going the going gets tough tough mutter Yeah, when the going gets tough the tough get going, but I don't even understand what I really think Oh so that when the top people get going oh I Have a lot of things Same like I do have a lot. I wrote down so we might as well just get get into it. Oh, oh my god I have a new obsession to any talk about AI AI porn. How do I find it? I need I'm trying to figure it out I will find it because they don't do good dicks though. Like they don't like I was doing a couple of different I I was like all over like I was trying to they don't make good dicks though. It's like you'll see oh Wow, yeah, like you can okay. Yeah yourself. Mm-hmm. That's something I'm into but let's do the voicemail The reason I need to hear about it, though, is because well, I have something to say about that, too, because if you think about it, yeah, AI porn, you can put in what you want. No, this is what I read last night, an article that you can make. They can make deep fakes so you can send in pictures, even body torso faces of other people. Uh huh. You know what I'm saying? Thank you. And then they can make a video out of that a video. Girl, and I'm like how they obviously did not publish the sites that that do this because they don't want to like well So I found one and I'm on a waitlist. I need to fucking get on like I was like now I mean I typed in like frat boys coming on a bear No, and it came out, but like the penises were like ugly like they don't have any penises Okay, like they're working on that algorithm like they need more dicks to be seen Okay Voicemail lined up and ready. Sorry. I'm sorry. No, I keep distracting. I've been busy literally my daughter being a bitch She has been she's hurt. I don't even know where to start.

SPEAKER_03: Um, here we go time for Thatcher moment Cute boys cute boys mayday mayday earth to cute boys. Okay, this topic is Making me fucking unwell not well your guys's opinion in your thoughts Okay, so in the relationship How do you feel about going through someone's phone, okay? If you go through someone's phone, that makes you a douchebag. But if the other person doesn't want you to go through their phone, then that makes them, like, sneaky. So, like, what are your thoughts on that? If you were dating somebody, and you're like, let me go through your phone, and they got super defensive, and wouldn't let you.

SPEAKER_04: Well, I just it's a no a minute long and I just feel like some that may literally the question any like I keep boys I know I'm like that journey is the fuck up in your voice modes right now, but I have another unwell questions Are there more wheels or doors in this world? counting all wheels and all doors and debate go Okay, so we have two things to address

SPEAKER_02: Number one, I think going through someone's phone shows that you have no trust factor. And even if you trust, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters, because anybody can do anything at any time. And that's legit in real life. Go through it or don't you're just gonna find out probably what you don't want to so you might as well Literally, that's what happened Matt. That's how my mom. Yeah like Matt knows You know the motivation behind going through the phone is totally valid and reasonable like it's kind of shady if you know it is Let me get there bitch. Okay. Sorry. No like I think the reason behind going through someone else's phone is that yeah You don't trust them and you want to find out what's going on for the truth for yourself But then like the bigger problem is that you don't trust that person. So it's never gonna work. And so it doesn't help you because you might find things in there that don't make full sense or paint the complete picture. You might read a message that you're like, wow, so that means wait, but you're not there with the other person to ask them. So you're just like reading messages and you think you have a full picture, but you don't. You don't know the context. Right. And so I think, yeah, the bigger problem is lack of trust. So you should be able to ask your partner anything and everything like, hey, when you text that person, do you talk about me and what do you talk about? If you feel like you need to check your partner's phone, there's a bigger issue.

SPEAKER_00: There's not a communication factor.

SPEAKER_02: Anything can happen anytime. It doesn't matter. But like if you can't live a life without thinking about their phone, right? Like, why are you worried about it? You need to get busy on your phone. Like, why are you worried about your partner's phone? Like, oh, no, they're texting. Oh, no, they're texting somebody for some dick. So they're going to leave. Okay. Dick pic. Also, if they if they're going to leave, they're going to leave, right? Like I'm them. Yeah. In my real life right now, I'm at Whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen and I can't really do anything about anything. Anything though, anything. A car could, a plane could fall on my fucking head right now. Wouldn't it be? Way to go. We are not well. Donnie Darko. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. And the second question was doors or wheels? Uh, wheels. I feel like wheels too, but then wait, but here's the problem. If you have a four door car, the wheels and the doors cancel out. But if you have a two door car, there's more wheels. But then in our house, there's a lot of things without any wheels and there's all these doors. But also what is a wheel count? Right? Like what is a wheel? So there are more wheels. Is there a sprocket? Is a sprocket a wheel? What's a sprocket? Like the little like notched things that turn and they turn like machinery like a thing of a watch Okay, that seems kind of is that a wheel? I think we lost to be smooth. What about a windmill or wait? What's wheel? What's a wheel? No, it's the water wheel thing. Oh, yeah, that seems kind of like a wheel Or are we talking like rubber wheels? I don't think so. What are those called though? I'm a little house on the prairie. I'm having a vivid thought. It's like a mill wheel, like for a mill, a water mill or paper mill. We had one on the way to the elementary school every day. We'd pass over a creek and had one of those. We were like, oh my God. I love those. As a kid too. They're just cool because you're like, oh, that's like early human power. Like they turned water moving into power. I still like, I'm not gonna make fun or not make fun, but I just really don't know how energy truly works. Like, I understand like, but like, do you know what I'm saying? Like, how does it actually work? How is this powered up? Like, I know it's powered by energy, but what is energy? Okay. I think I'm not, I'm not actually a fan of energy. You're not a fan of energy. Do you understand what I'm trying to ask? Like how does it work? So the power of electrons moving is what creates electricity. Electrons, electrons. So the electrons are coming out of the wall into here. You're like pulling them out. I still don't really get it. But to generate the electrons you have to like turn giant wheels to like generate electricity. I think it's by like creating friction and. It's so bizarre but it makes sense. Yeah like it has to turn a wheel to like generate electricity. So why don't we have like wheels in the ocean? We do. Oh, yeah. Actually, though, they are. They do have some of that. Oh, they're killing the whales. No, they're like in the title zones and they they're horizontal facing. They're like parallel to the shore. And so these turn if this is the shore and they're turning this way. Yeah. And then when the waves. Yeah. So they do have that. I feel like that's the. I feel like we need to figure out our ocean. It's not common. We need to figure out the ocean. We're running out of water, though, in places like we need to make sure we can use the water in the ocean. South Africa and Afghanistan and such. Such as maps. Um, do we want to talk about the Amish? Yeah, we can talk about it. What about the Amish and no power? Can you imagine their pubic hair? That's all I think of when I think of Amish. I think of giant sheep shears. Giant sheep shears. Do you know when it's so long and it curls forward? Yes, I hate that. Ew. So I hope you enjoyed your Amish pubic talk. And from a lot of the guys that I'm seeing on Naked Attraction, some of the Amish pubic hair would completely hide whatever's down there. I'm talking like find the needle in the haystack like you could not find the dick I saw one guy that literally hadn't it was just bush I had one guy I saw one guy that was no dick basically he was chubbier Well, yeah, but that plus hair, yeah, it's over. And he was ugly as fuck. A lot of them are really ugly. I'm not trying to be rude. Can we get a hot version? Sometimes they go up and it's like, oh, it's even worse. You're like, wow, he's hot. And then you're like, like, I'm like, oh. This goes back to my theory that you either have face or body. I totally, I do not find people that have both. Well, actually, three things. I think you have two or three. I think there's face, body, personality. And you have to have, you only get two. You only get two. I've met a lot of really hot face and bodies and then they have zero personality or true. They're not actually true You're talking you're like, I don't care about anything. You're saying no like you're okay to look at but like I would just love that I think that's the funniest thing. Yeah, I'm like, right. Uh-huh Oh my god, you're so funny You want to take your shirt off? Like the smart people who maybe aren't as good-looking are the ones that are actually like playing you're smart You're good-looking ass cuz you're stupid. I would say we have face and personality. I If you have face and personality, you can pull anything. Yep. I don't think you can pull anything with your body. Without personality, you can't. You can pull it, but they're not going to take you serious. They're just fucking you. Yeah, and you're like a model for a brief time. Yeah, you're like that moment for them and they're like, bye. Well, this is like an ex, like you're kind of hot for the moment, but in like 10 years, do you have any personality or did you get anywhere in life or did you just kind of pretend you were hot? You know how we see all these people petering out? I would say they're like 40 to 50 here in Columbus. They were always the hot ones here in Columbus, but they didn't go anywhere in life. They never left. They're just going out to the same bars and clubs. And they're rough looking now.

SPEAKER_00: They're rough as fuck.

SPEAKER_02: They are worn hard, or rode hard and put up wet, if you will. Yes. They're little rats, if you will. So that's my theory. Little rats. I like the two out of three, though.

SPEAKER_00: Two out of three.

SPEAKER_02: I really think that's actually a true statement. Everyone you know in your life, think what two of the three they have. If you know someone with three of three, let us know. Let me know. I mean, I know that, well, okay, but here's the thing, though, okay? Standards are also kind of a factor. So you so technically my body is a good bare body My face is a good face to you have all three in the right crowd kind of right and so do you yeah? Everybody has their right three in the right crowd. That's true find that crowd I discovered who we are don't know a lot of people don't know their crowd. I'm lucky that I They're friends with all the wrong people. Yeah, they're in the twink crowd. It's like babe. Yeah, you're not you're not yeah What are you doing? Um, anyway, so, okay. So before we get into like the meat of our episode, do we want to just talk about, Oh boy. The elephant in the room. Yeah. It's been rough. It's been a little heavy. And this kind of bleeds into what my story is anyways. So basically we saw Hamas kind of break out of Gaza, go around Southern Israel. They killed like 1400 people, took hostages. Like it was a lot. Like if you think about in the US, if that happened, that would be like, wait, what? 1400 I know it's a lot of people I know and you know they killed families and their safe safe rooms Which you have to wonder why you need a safe room right first place, but we'll get to that later And yeah took grandma's as hostages so awful like obviously terrible But then you started hearing stories that weren't even true from that situation like babies being beheaded which our president repeated this story is not true there's no evidence the Israeli military said it didn't happen and But it's funny how all these little stories came out making what did happen that was bad seem way worse. And then you hear Israeli officials saying Palestinians are all animals and we have to clean them out and clear them out of Gaza. And now, for the past week, we've been dealing with constant bombings. As many bombs dropped in one week in Gaza as we, America, dropped in one year in Afghanistan. That's how many bombs, over 6,000. In one week. No water, food, cut all supplies. They have complete control of electricity, water, fuel. They cut it all off. Then they tell people in the north, you have 24 hours to leave. That's 1.1 million people over half of their children. Yeah, half their children. And how do you expect everyone to leave when you've been bombing them? So some of them are on backup generator ventilators in a hospital. They can't fucking leave when your baby's on a ventilator. So then you died in the hospital today because they bombed 500 people today. Then Israel bombs a hospital today, 500 people. I want to say 500 at once. I don't know. So it's like something horrible happened. And then the government of Israel wants to use that as an excuse to carry out genocide. That's really what's happening. There's a simple. So that's it. Yeah. I mean, honestly, there's both sides have been affected. Okay. But like, there's one side that literally is writing this narrative because they have the money and the resources and the others that are in the US push out. It reminds me of if I was trying to think of like, You know similarities the way they're treating palestinians It'd be like if the crypts and the bloods or something like all the gangs here Decided they were gonna go to canada and like do something massive and then can't just bombing all of us for literally That's what it is. That's what I think about because there's like over two There's two million people in gaza. That would be like if there were like, you know, maybe even like 200 whatever 2000 in columbus that's 1% of the whole. Right. But you're going to bomb all of Columbus because that's the problem I have. That's what's happening. That's the problem I have. Oh, also, half of them are under 18. It's collective punishment. And it's a war crime, actually. So Israel is carrying out war crimes and genocide. I just don't like why we have a hard-on for Israel. I know. I don't care either way. People are asking, what do they provide for us? I'm like, absolutely nothing. Nothing.

SPEAKER_00: They provide nothing.

SPEAKER_02: Oh, but now they have a laser dome. Yeah. All of a sudden we have lasers. Three billion a year for what? People are like, Well, they're the only democracy in the Middle East.

SPEAKER_00: What democracy? Who cares?

SPEAKER_02: First of all, their prime minister is a convicted criminal, Netanyahu. He propped up Hamas. He is quoted as saying that we need Hamas around to justify what we're going to do. Right. He's always supported Hamas. It's a scapegoat for Israel to be able to do whatever they want. And so it's not really democracy. He also just got rid of the Supreme Court's power to review laws that pass their parliament. It's so stupid. So it's like, they're not really a democracy, just like we're not really. And so why? So we're not really benefiting from Israel. Nobody's been anything from any of this.

SPEAKER_00: Like, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_02: We don't need to give them three billion. We don't need to give them three billion a year. It's going to backfire eventually anyway. So they're like the number four military in the world literally because we pay for it but it's like we've given over a hundred and forty billion dollars since their founding and like we give so it's all just because it's hoary land before Ukraine they were our number one recipient of foreign aid Israel like what but why be every bitches like Ukraine but then it's like well why are we giving it well do you know we've been doing this for Israel all along like why Right. I really want to know why, like tell me where my money's going, bitch. I think it's because America is as evil as we expect. I think America was also founded on genocide. Look what we did to Native American. We went around populations, we put them into camps, reservations, kept them there. Anyone who tried to break out or fight back or keep their land was killed, just killed. And then we took their children and we put them into schools to teach the native, to teach the savages how to become human and civilized. So we did this, you know, not too long ago. We really didn't. And instead of learning a lesson from that and saying, this is wrong, we're letting Israel continue to do it. And that's on the basis of religion, too, right? Partly. Partly religious situation. Yeah. So the thing about it not being full religion is because there are Palestinian Jews and Palestinian Christians who are also being bombed and killed and attacked by all these crazy Israelis. They're not all crazy though. Here's the good thing. Even some of the people who were killed by Hamas in that attack in Southern Israel, their family members are coming forward and like, they were peace activists. Like our family member, my brother who died was a peace activist. He would not want to see collective punishment on Gaza. He would call on the government to stop bombing Gaza. That's what, like, multiple family members of people killed.

SPEAKER_00: That's the whole problem with everything, though.

SPEAKER_02: It's like, these people who died wouldn't even want what Israel's government is doing, but they're doing it to, you know, revenge them and to, it's like, they're really doing it to clear them out. But there's so many, just two days ago, a bunch of Jews were blockading the White House and they sat down, held ceasefire signs and say, Jews do not support this. I saw that.

SPEAKER_00: Every entrance.

SPEAKER_02: That was all Jewish. That's why it's not really religion. It's not Judaism. It's Zionism. It's more like Zionist, political, crazy movement in Israel. But even in Israel, there are so many Jews who are like, this is not in our name. We do not support this. And they're here in the States, too. So it's really like we're fighting this government power. This evil political entity of Zionism is what we're up against. But we're not against Jews. And even Palestinians know that. That's what my best friend, Sabrine, who will come on and help us. What I was going to say is we're going to have an episode that we're going to try to dedicate to just understanding this because I've learned so much just talking to you. Right. I had no idea half the shit that was happening happens. I know. And she's firsthand has lived there. I mean, like, yeah, like she lived there. She was they were telling me. So I went to Sabrina's Palestinian family, her aunt and uncle in New Jersey this past week. And that's where I was. And went to a Broadway show, which I'll talk about. But yeah, so like I'm in this Palestinian home while their people are being bombed. That's interesting. Over and over and over and over again, nonstop news alerts, you know, and it's like I'm watching them. I just I'm like, this is so fucking crazy. And we live in a country that's helping to pay for these bombs. And we're like, oh, my God, let's go to the bar. Yeah. It's like, no, that's not it, guys. And people are like, well, I don't know anything about that. It's like, what's your duty to learn? And that's like you ask questions, you read. Everyone should be doing that. Like, if I have an opinion, I also want to ask, I need to be able to answer why I have that opinion. And so a lot of things, like, I don't understand. So I'm going to be like, yeah, Israel, and I don't know. I don't really know. And they don't teach us because they don't want us to know. This phrase, I stand with Israel is such an empty, meaningless phrase. And then people are saying that, like, stand with Israel. What does that mean? You mean you support bombing innocent children and killing children? That's what I still understand. You didn't a week ago when Hamas was doing it. But now, Stand with Israel means they can bomb and kill children 500 look at it Like it's if one of our most predominant gang over to Canada and literally them up a little bit Now the whole country's like by you're gonna blow up the whole entire United States because of that Literally and all of us in here like wait, we're not doing anything wrong. Like we literally just like want to live life. I Yeah, like we don't support them and Sabrin said that Palestinians don't really support Hamas because they're ultra religious and Palestinians as a whole are not religious I think they're really smart. They're Muslim, but like women don't cover their hair in the West. Yeah, they're almost like they go liberal liberal they get higher education degrees and work women, you know have jobs like they're not ultra religious like Saudi Arabia or somewhere like that and So they don't, Palestinians don't support Hamas. Is that why they don't let people go in? Because these countries around them don't let them come in either. So they're like trapped. That can definitely be part of it. Yeah. But it's also like the Palestinians know if they leave, Israel does not let them back. And so they're basically surrendering their ancestral homeland. Their ancestral homeland. Israel just builds houses on it and be like, well, now we have Jews living there, so you can't come back. I don't, I don't understand. Especially since I'm not going to bring it up, but after the Holocaust, you're going to basically do the same thing that somebody did to you.

SPEAKER_00: So I'm sort of confused. That's exactly what it is. I'm very confused.

SPEAKER_02: They came from Europe because Europe was like, we don't want to deal with these fucking Jews. Yeah. They're like, we don't want to deal with all these Jews. The Jews could've gone back to their apartments and their homes that Germany stole. All these places stole their homes. We're gonna go to Israel. Europeans were like, get out of here, go. See, this is what we're gonna talk about. I'm gonna really do my research, because I feel like even if it's a special episode, I need people to hear the truth and also the facts, because is there stuff happening on both sides that's not good? Yes. Is there stuff on both sides that is good? Yes. But what is that, and what does it mean, and why? So we're going to figure that out. Yes. So I love it. Yeah. I think, I think it's really something we got to figure out because I, we're so uneducated. It's stupid. No, we are. And it's not even our fault. Like we were not taught. No, no, no. We were not taught any of it. You were not allowed to talk about this. We were not allowed to talk about this. This is so weird because it was like, you just, you ha you, it's like George Bush said you either stand with America or you're with the terrorists. It's like you either stand with Israel or you support Hamas. That's not true. Like we support Palestinians. Yeah, we were support the people who are literally being bombed for no reason, right? Hi Oh, we're gonna bomb a hospital that to me that is next-level bullshit is like war crimes But yeah, so I got to go to New York City this weekend. How was New York? Sabrina's aunts and uncle or aunt and uncle and their kids like they live in they call each other and uncle is like auntie and auntie Um, halto and hallo. Halto is like the word so I call her halto is the aunt Basically, she won't let you not eat. She constantly cooks constantly. Are you now? No, I've timed it. Well, I was not on it while I was there because I was eating eating right Oh, no delicious seafood. I mean they were making a sauces salads. I'm like, she's baked. She made bread one day I mean, it's like she's crazy She ate not a crumb left and she always wants you to pack things to like if you're going so much like take one of these. Yes Oh, I love she as soon as she wakes up. She wants me. So I know they're like very fairly drunk and it's like 11 p.m. And I'm like, I thought she was asleep and she's like What do you want for food? What do you want me to make? And I'm like, nothing. You don't have to make anything. We have five different leftovers in front of us. Like we're eating already. She's like, what do you want me to make though? I'm like. Nothing, but their house is like a Northeastern house. So the town they live in called Westfield, New Jersey is where the Adams family came from. Oh, so I went to this Adams family festival on Sunday, which was so cool in the town. Like every window is like painted with pictures and like, it was so cute. And there's like a pet costume walk parade. So all these dogs are parading around. It's Northeast. I love the Northeast honestly. You're like, wow, a lot of hot bros there too.

SPEAKER_00: So many hot bros. La Crosse is big.

SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that like Midwest like, or not Midwest, that Northeast like. It has that feel still, like kind of. It's like a Southern Midwesterner in my opinion, but it's like they're not, it's like the Southern frat guy with a Midwest vibe. Yep. But a little edge too. We like a little edge. It's so good. We love edging. So how was New York in general, though? OK, so then we then we took a train into New York to see the show because we were going to a show and I was like, why don't we have trains? First of all, it was like 50 minutes to get from this place in New Jersey, right? And you're down for nine dollars instead of forty five dollar Uber. Oh, instead of forty five dollars, parking's 20 minimum. Twenty five dollars to park for hockey. Yeah. 20 in Columbus. 5. 25. You know where we park for jinx? Yeah. In my old apartment. Yeah. They charge $25 to park there on game nights. I was like, well, we're here now. So. 25. 25 fucking dollars and they lost for nothing. Okay. They didn't even score a goddamn goal. Oh, that's so bad. Anyway. So we take the ride into the city, then we go to the show and Harry Potter was in it. It was so good. Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe.

SPEAKER_00: Oh, he was in the musical. Yeah. Let me show you.

SPEAKER_02: He's hot to me. Honey, miss honey, miss miss girl. So we were in the second row. That's him.

SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.

SPEAKER_02: That's wild. And that's Jonathan Groff who was actually really hot and had like a giant ass. Like I'm telling you, honey. So it's a musical about, it's called Merrily We Roll Along, and it's about three friends, and they start at their worst moment when they're all totally broken apart, and it goes back in time to when things were better between them. And so it shows snapshots of time where they're like, five years before, and then it's like. Do they all have to sing? Is that the whole thing on Broadway? No, they talk. No, so musicals, yeah, there's a lot of song and music. Right. But in this, there's also just speaking, because it's like, it's a mixture. I like the speaking. Same. No, but this musical, I'm telling you, I think on Broadway, you can understand the words. So like, even when they were singing, I could understand the words. Whereas Wicked here in Columbus, I was like, what are they saying? What are they fucking saying? Or Hairspray. I was like, there's like 15 people singing and they're all terrible. But anyway, so the show was great. Well, that's why it's all cut off Broadway. Yeah. And then we went to dinner and we went to a club. The club was interesting. What club? It's called Somewhere Nowhere. And like, they're like, it's a $200 minimum. I'm like, okay, like, that's fine. So we're like, can we go up now like this doorman was being an like a dumbass like hi, we'll spend the money probably New York City's $20. Anyway, I was like, well, that's like four drinks I'm like, you know, it's like I don't understand like why 200 but so we get up there and it's just like EDM but like Sabrina's cousin said That's how all the clubs are like it's mostly like house music. Yeah, and I'm just like oh They have so a New York City. Apparently, there's like clubs are boring, but they have like house techno. They have all these different places. Okay scenes. Well, we were in Midtown like we're it was like we're by like Penn Station area and Madison Square. I know exactly where you you could have we were like we walked to Times Square and we walked to the theater from our place for 20 minutes 20 minute walk. I know I was could have seen Miz what? Is this real? Where is he? Oh, yeah, just up further up. Yeah. But did we want to? I don't know. That was a personal choice. I didn't even think about it, actually. Well, you're busy. Yeah. Like I did. Literally didn't want to do it. It's fine. Yeah. And that, too. So, yeah. So that was my quick trip to New York. Did you like it again this time? Like, was it just jumping out or like. So I. Yeah. Because we left the next morning by train. We were like, get out. I realized, and Sabrina too, that we're maybe too old to pretend like we could live in New York anymore. That's where we're at now. We're too old to pretend that we could just do it. This is your studio, or this is your family room in a one bedroom, or this is your bedroom. This is actually your apartment. Actually, this is your apartment. And it's free, $3,000 a month. That's where I'm like a studio is now like $2,500 a month. What? So it's your mortgage, but it's a studio. Sometimes I don't get it. And I don't, but that's what I'm saying. Is there asbestos in these walls? I think a lot. I feel like every wall has rats in it. No, it felt dirty. Like we were walking around and we're just like, it does feel dirty after you shower. Sunday morning, especially we were like, look at the sidewalks. People are just puking, leaving pasta, pooping, pissing on the sidewalks. It's trash. It's really weird. It's a great big city, but like, honestly, again, this is where I think I'm getting older. I'd rather have a nice RV and go to a campsite with a good beautiful view of mountains and not say a goddamn word. And see the stars and hear the bugs and the birds. The birds and the bees. I want to feel the birds. I want a fucking bird. I want a bead. So yeah, apparently I'm too old now. I mean, at least you learn something new every time. Is it bad? I think that everyone living there is lying to themselves that it's great. So there's like 20 people that make it and the rest are all like just chasing dreams. I think the people that make it, it is great because you have a car service and a driver to pick you up and take you places. Why are you spending that much money to live there? You could just fly in. I know. You could have a house in Ohio. You could have a triple the size house. You could have triple the money. Like, but no, I'm gonna live in New York City. Why? Why? Why? Can you imagine the water system? I mean, they think Flint's bad, babe. When they crack into New York City. Yeah, they're like, these pipes were here in 1820. Yeah, hi, you're drinking 1820 pipe water with rats that probably… I can't. Nope. So hopefully you're enjoying New York if you live there or you, like, gay propaganda. He's like, yeah, New York. I'm like, bitch. Oh, it's so great. If you have to move there and immediately start an OnlyFans just to get clout to live there, it's probably not that great. Well, honestly, well, I know it's like no shade thrown, but I don't know really what you do for a living, but I just don't see it. I know it's not working. Yeah, like it's like it's giving barista. It's giving barista. Oh, pussy cunt. It's like, okay. So, um, I have a few things that I wrote. Dirty freak. I'm a daddy now. Really? Yeah. So I changed my profile on Sniffies for fun. And I say, I'm a bear daddy. I say something about bear daddy. I can't tell you how many young, hot 24 year olds plus wrote me and were like, Hey daddy. And I'm being fully transparent that I am a beefy daddy. I'm not a little like scrawny dad. And they are all, I mean, I'm talking like hot men. I sent some to you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that one is like really you need to meet up with them.

SPEAKER_01: I know that's the thing.

SPEAKER_02: It's always a game and then I'm like, that's a come and dump like I know I just I'm not sure. I'm I mean, I don't know. I just got to get it's like this sniffy situation might be Craigslist. It's like my old Craigslist days.

SPEAKER_00: I can tell because you're like random just dick or just and you're just like, yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_02: On Craigslist people used to post a picture of their dick and say straight curious for jerk off. So you'd see the dick first. I'd be like, I like that dick. Same with sniffies. Oh my god. It's even better. So it's like Grindr, but worse. Oh, it's like Grindr, but like, we're not fucking around. Oh, here's my cock or my asshole. No, it's literally all sexual, but it's like also like… I love that. It's also like discreet and like walk-ins and like. What? Walk-ins? Some people have like glory holes up. I'm like, oh my. Oh, I would do that. Somebody sent me a, I don't know what he sent me, but it was like, it was all dicks in this glory hole. I need to show you. Yeah, I need to see that. But yeah, so I think it's really funny that all of a sudden I'm a daddy though. You are. I feel like you've been harboring that energy for a while. I'm just now finally. But you're now at the official age. Actually, you're not though, you're not 40 even. I know, but 39's enough. I think it's close enough that people are like, he's 40. God. This is interesting, so now it like. How's the day, daddy? This is really opening up a whole new world. There could be twinks everywhere. Sup? Let me see. I get a lot of this. So that's not really my style. 10.5 cut, oh my god. Nope. I love a beefy, attractive bear. There you have it. Horny. I can't find the picture, but oh, these are all people from Columbus. Some are gross, but some are good.

SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of thick cock.

SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of thick cock. I like this. It's normal, nice cocks. So I just come up and do this? So he wants people to go to his glory hole and it's like up the street. So you just walk up, put your dick in a hole and let him suck it. And I'll probably take a picture and put it on his website. Cool. But you don't see your face. So you know, right. I want to find out. Okay, that's cool. But I'm embracing daddy. I think it's time. I think I give that energy. I'm older. You'd like to slap around a boy sometimes when they misbehave if I'm gonna top I kind of that's the only way I really want to top is like if I'm in full dominating control If you're gonna top me I need to feel like I'm like gonna get beat Hmm, I'm trying to decide I don't know there are certain people that that would bring out and that would bring that yeah It's like I'm Bo I could do anything Yeah, I'm more of like if you're like a tiny little twink and you're younger than me you're getting dominated right like if I can Sorry, yeah if I Okay, good, it's not. Oh my God. Okay, so I also wrote down cringe-indoctrinated 25-year-old preachers brainwashed.

SPEAKER_01: Students, it's middle-aged Pastor Mark, and Wednesday nights are officially back in session. So pumped to have you guys back in the Annex this fall. Hey, real quick, who had a great summer? I know I did, right? I put a ring on it. Thank you guys so much for your kind words. I took Mary-Kate from my smokin' hot fiance, turned her into my smokin' hot wife, right? Real quick, a lot of you have expressed concerns about her being a student when I started my tenure as youth pastor here at Bethel Mosaic Baptist Assembly of God. So if we could just sweep that under the rug now that we're actually married, that'd be so great. Thank you guys so much. So tonight, we're talking about purity. We got pizza in the back. Let's get after it, students.

SPEAKER_02: I watched this thing on who's the guy that Justin Bieber went to the church Hillsong or something or Hills. Yeah, it's a Hillsong or Hill Justin Bieber went to a church. Yeah, and it was like this preacher that was like popular and then he found out that he was cheating on his wife. Oh shit. Well he came out with this documentary like he's in it and he's talking about how he made mistakes and everything and that's fine but how shitty the church is and how they like literally like dropped him like a bag of fucking hot coals and were like fuck you to them like literally like this is my family and he's like telling them all the mistakes he made because he's like I'm a godly person and he did make mistakes but like okay And they were like, you can no longer be at this church and all this stuff. So he's like going through it, but like I'm watching, they were talking about these young preachers who, so imagine like, have you ever like watched any of these preachers where they're like, yeah, kids, the Lord, that's like the way they talk is very like groomy. Yes. like very like kids you better you always behave you always listen to what your elders say Jesus wouldn't smoke pot like try to be cool. Yeah the kids but it comes off as very rapey to me. I'm sorry. I didn't use the word but it's like groomery rapey like very like I'm gonna touch you on asters are creepy and a lot of them actually get in trouble for doing the yeah, like that whole like I bless you. No, like Tommy, you know, God loves you. Tommy, when you're touching yourself at night, does it get hard? Yeah. Like now when it gets hard, do you keep stroking? That's wrong.

SPEAKER_00: That's wrong.

SPEAKER_02: And Jesus will love you. And you're like, Oh, and they're like robbing them. And it's like, Oh no. Like, okay. I'm sure there's people with good intentions, but it just comes off as really groomy. And so then these same people are like, You're the groomers. Right, and you're like telling me that we're groomed, so I'm just sort of very confused. So they just dropped him because he cheated on his wife or something? So they dropped him because he cheated and then they finally cheated even more. I thought they were all about forgiveness or something. Right. I thought Christianity was like, you've sinned, you're forgiven, you go to heaven. Right. I mean, these people were like, he would like, I mean, he actually was a really good speaker. Like I was like, I could be suckered into this like easily. Oh, I know. Especially if he's hot. I mean, he was hot. Okay. Then. Yeah. And he's just like the way he would talk, but there was something about it that like made me cringe. I hope there are sex tapes that got leaked. He's kind of hot. He's gotten chubby though since, cause I think he's depressed, but he has like tattoos and like, he's one of those, it's like, I'm a cool preacher. It's like, Did you fuck any and I guess apparently up anyway, so I wrote that down so like she was 17 The Lord most legal in in Genesis 1 1. Yeah Jesus brought down 17 year olds. It's like oh no, like this is you're just gonna make up the shit you want. Okay? That's something else. I wrote down. I love that I then got into even more cringe for me and I thought about something Dom. I We didn't we still need to we didn't have a whole episode on that. I know I want to get beaten up Family reunions are cringe. Yeah, I Yeah, I went I go I had to go to the mall the fucking time So I remember so I'm gonna write like read what I wrote I remember meeting my dad's gay cousin and his partner and we all were like giggly about them But I really wanted to talk to them, but I didn't oh Bobber and then I put it in here hate when everyone acts like the oldest person in the room is is still Really with it when they can barely say a word cringe like when you're like grandma. Oh my god. This is so fun Yeah, she has no idea where she's at and they like they're like she's having such a good time. It's like oh Oh God, I know. I just think family reunions are fucking creepy. I'm sorry. I just, I'm sorry. I just, why do I want to be there? Well, it's something about you, like when I, my mom's side is huge. My dad's side is too, but they never had, but my mom's side had reunions at least once a year. So I would be seeing like my great grandparents, my great aunt, my great uncle. Oh no, we were once a year. So that was just like vacation. So we saw a lot. So I would go and it's all these aunts and uncles that you're like, yeah, who are you again? You're my mom's cousins. I don't husband. You're like, you're a kid. You're a kid. You don't care. Even when I was 12, I was like, yeah. And we don't like the second cousin.

SPEAKER_00: And you can tell which ones are weird.

SPEAKER_02: You don't want the second cousin because they're on a click and you're on a click and you're like, ew, like cousins suck. I don't like a second cousin. I think mine were all like drug addicted or something. I think that they do. Um, they literally fall off the wagon from your own, but then they're, you're, you're their second cousin. So then like, so you're the same way when you're blacked out at the family reunion, like, Oh my God, I'm glad I didn't, I wasn't able to drink when I go to family reunions. Cause I think I'd be in big trouble. I've definitely gotten stared at for having too many beers at like a Christmas party before. Get over it. Or like my sister started crying. We're that family and my family is that family that gets a little too much fun. And they're like, okay, we got like my one sister threw up in the backseat of our van on the way home from a wedding for my cousin. Wow. And my dad like, we like, we prevented my dad from knowing about it the whole way home. I think we just talked about this. Yep. It happens. So that was our family, but like, okay. The other problem for me is I'm seeing a lot of this. If your family member, your older family member is demented or something, just fucking admit it and move on. Like I am tired of all these people being like, Oh, she does so well through every day. She does her routine. She has her reach. I'm like her routine is you put her in a chair and she's And feed her and give her a plate and then you turn the TV on and that's her day Like that's not really a routine and it's not really she's not really enjoying life And I think you want to convince yourself because you'll feel better about it Linda like it's not like and Linda You're also now putting on tick-tock. Which is interesting because you're like demented parents are like on tick-tock and they're like You're at home. And it's like so depressing. I'm like, I get it. You're trying to show that side. Like I get it. You're like, but like now it's kind of stupid. It's done. It's been done already, honey. Stop taping your Alzheimer's. Speaking of Bruce Willis is now I'm unable to speak. They just announced. Oh, really? Unable to speak. He's not communicate to. Yeah. So he doesn't know what's going on. So he's this, right? I mean, is that he can't do any, but what if he's so there now? Normally once that part goes no, but what if you are still there though, but you just can't say something or move like I'm saying Yeah, almost like I'm locked in syndrome where you can only move your eyeballs that freaks me. I can't even go there. You're like Oh my god, that gives me such anxiety. And it's like, are you rolling your eyes at me, sir? And you're like, no, I'm screaming, help me, kill me. I'm literally blinking to help me. You're like, kill me, kill me. Or sit me up so I can at least watch the- Oh, you funny boy! Oh my god. That's what would happen. Like, at least sit me up. Sit me up. And let me see a TV. Go ahead, put me in front of the TV. That's my routine because I can hear. He needs his AI porn put on. Put it on. Can you? Oh God. I was writing all kinds of shit. And did we talk about it yet? No, I want to talk about this. I discovered AI porn and it's like a thing now that I really kind of, it kind of turned me on to think like whatever fantasy that I have, you can just type in. So if it's like, I want peanut butter on an asshole, which is disgusting, but I'm just saying, get an example of something you might want.

SPEAKER_01: I feel like you might actually want that.

SPEAKER_02: No, I'm telling you right now, if somebody was like, I have some peanut butter in my haul, I want you to eat it. Oh God. And there's like a hair in the peanut butter and they separate the cheeks and it's like sticking. The minute you separate the cheeks, I'm going to go. Yeah. Especially if it's chunky. Is that a piece of corn? No, it's a peanut. Oh my God. If you ever, if I, I don't even think if I knew that that was something you have. No, I could not. I have rolled a Nutella, but I didn't put it in my asshole and have somebody lick it out. Even as the as the receiver of the licking, I'd be grossed out. No, I don't want you licking my peanut butter hole. I just don't. Even sitting there with it there would feel like poop. I just can't. Did I shart? I don't want you licking my peanut butter hole. Right. Like, I just feel like there's a lot that can happen in a small, like, window. One wet fart and you've got a buckeye. One cum fart later. Well, one cum fart later you have a marshmallow. You have a Cadbury X. So that's, but anyway, AI porn is a thing. So like, I think it's kind of hot. I'm working on it, though. I'm trying to, I'm on a wait list for the best one, I think. But I tried it. We need deepfakes, because I'm reading about deepfakes. I tried it. We can, we can try it. You want to try one? Let's try it. I want to try one. I'm going to put large veiny cocks. Okay. No wonder they're ugly. No, they're, it's weird though. Like it doesn't. Okay, good. I was like, wait, I wonder if this is the one that blocked me actually. Oh, maybe not. Let me see. This can take up to a minute. I think this one I was like, this is not good Like that one's sorta but like look at that like I Mean, but it's kind of I mean, I'm sorry. Oh god gross. I Mean, so yeah, we need so we got to work on it a little bit. I just put a naked man and this is what came out Okay, like but the penises are weird like oh You don't want to zoom in and jerk off to it. They're like, but it's like hot though, too. But like, it is kind of hot. If you don't like, imagine, imagine if this was don't focus. Good penises though. You know what I mean? It'd be perfect. Yeah. But that's what I've gotten into. I'm like, Oh my God. So you can type in like, I want to create things. I would be like, she ate over a restaurant. She ate sign. Yes. She ate billboard. Yes. over a unicorn farm. Yes. Oh my God. I went to a wall on Saturday. Okay. It was under bear. What's that? Oh, I guess like a bunch of bears getting their underwear. Oh, okay. So, but I didn't, I was just wearing your underwear. No. Um, but Halloween has already started. Why? I don't fucking know. They were twinks. We have two weekends. Right, so this was last weekend. So three weekends before. I mean, I'm talking almost everybody came in in a costume. I'm like, this is fucking lame. I can't. So I just had to make a note of that, that I wrote, okay, like I hate Halloween and this year it's worse because people are dressing up two weeks before Halloween. The whole concept of costumes to me, I think we should have left it when we were kids.

SPEAKER_00: It's become more adult, do you feel that way?

SPEAKER_02: And it's annoying. Wait, what do you mean by adult? Don't you feel like our generation is just really stupid? We're like the Disney gays and the Disney people.

SPEAKER_00: We're the adults. And we love the Halloween. It's because of 9-11.

SPEAKER_02: Millennials, I think so. Millennials cannot. It's probably 9-11. Yeah, because we were in high school and like, the world ended, basically. Or eighth grade, or yeah, like close to that. Why can't you afford a house? Well, aw. She ate, babe. Babe, she ate. If you join our Patreon, we can make you a special image. Yas! Just give us the prompt and we'll make it. Yeah, so Halloween's already started. Now, you've seen my front yard. I go all out for Halloween.

SPEAKER_00: I know, but it's one thing to do the house.

SPEAKER_02: But here's the thing. I have no costume planned. It's one thing to decorate your house. That's fun for kids. The kids can see it, but you're out drinking at midnight. In a bar where people get fucked on the dance floor. Right, and you have balloons that are blown up, and you're the old man from Up, but you're a female. Oh, no. This is a gay bar, and it's under bare. What are we doing? And you pay to cover to get in? What are you doing? What are you doing? This is the problem is like AWOL is once again, just like all the other game bars. It's turning into Axis Union. It's becoming straight. It's just like the mixture is off. They're eating. They're eating everything. They're not eating a crumb for anyone. They have a line every weekend now. That's terrible. Like it should not be like that. No, it's AWOL, girl, because the fire marshal will come and close it down if it's, yeah. I can't. We can't go anywhere. No, we can't go anywhere. That when you pay for a tab, when you pay for cover with a card that they open a tab for you. No, apparently they do. And if you never use it, then it just like charges just for the entry. But you can then be like, Oh, I have a tab. Isn't that shady as fuck? That's shady, shady, honey. I'm not going to give you a 20% tip because I didn't close out my tab that I didn't know was open. Yeah. Like that's fucked up. Do you have a sundry? I do have a sundry. Okay, so I'm walking around in New Jersey on Sunday at this Adams Festival It's a blast. It's fun. We're heading home though for our like afternoon dinner at 3 p.m Because you eat so much you have to have second dinner later, which we get like at 9 So we go to Trader Joe's to pick up some last-minute things mainly alcohol for me and Sabrine and Because why not so we get a little basket we've collected things, you know We have enough that it's like you need a one or two bags probably two because it's like wine and beer Go check out the cashier scans everything and puts all the ingredients that we bought back on this little table where we've had the basket and I'm like, okay, so then she hands me the receipt and I'm just like looking at her and then she's like Need anything. I'm like a bag of We don't provide that for three years. Apparently, New Jersey does not provide bags at grocery stores. You have to have your own bags. You can't buy one. So then we bought one, but it was like, you know, $2 for a bag. I'm like $2, like 25 cents, maybe for a paper bag. Like, so I'm just sitting here. I'm like, I get the point of this, but I'm not from here. I don't worry about the wrong people. I don't travel around with my to go bags for a grocery store. I'm traveling. I'm not from here. I know that's the thing is there's things like that. So that's my sundry is like always provide bags even for like five cents. I think it like Giant Eagle. They're like, well, I can do that at Aldi, but it's like five cents. It's like whatever. Okay. Four bags to my tab or my tab. You know, it's like, well, I'm at Walgreens. Here's a quarter. Give me five bags. Well, that's like Aldi in the quarter when you have to put your fucking cart in literally. So it's like little things like that where you're like, Maybe I do just want to pay extra at these bigger places. Maybe I just want to go somewhere and never see anybody again. Because I want it to be convenient. I'm sorry, but like I will always pay for convenience. Well, that's a funny thing. I will always. We'll pay $90 when we can go five minutes up the road to pick up something. We'll pay $90 for delivery. Like you pay $25 for parking. You could have walked from somewhere in short north to be cheaper. Right, but why it's like 25. You're right.

SPEAKER_00: We're here.

SPEAKER_02: We're here I'm like, all right upgrade fuck it. We're here like I flew first-class to New Jersey Because I don't want to measure my fucking bag and as soon as I got to Columbus Airport I like put the bag on just 54 pounds. She's like it's 54. You're gonna have to remove 4 pounds I said, no, I don't and she looked at me like I was crazy cuz I was like, no, I don't and And she's like, what do you mean? I was like, I'm priority. She's like, Oh, sorry. No, bitch, you go up to 70 pounds. I always fly priority for that reason. Cause I don't want to bring two fucking bags. Wow. And I'm not measuring my weight on my bag. Like that's insane. Like I was 54 pounds. Cause I brought gifts for Sabrina's family. Why do I have to pay? Right. And it's Ford. Yes, exactly. Girl. Do you want me to put it in my pussy? Same thing happened going to Portugal, like on the way back port, the Portuguese airport, people were like, your bags too heavy. It's over this many kilos. And I looked at them. I was like, why don't you try printing the bag tag? So she like pressed a button and she's like, I don't know it printed. I'm like, cause we're priority. It's worth the upgrade for that alone. It was $200 a bag for an overweight bag, $200. And I was like, what? I'm not paying that. So yeah. So just upgrade to first class if it's $200 a bag. That's the cost of an upgrade. I'm so over it. It's just things like that. Like I will pay for convenience because I don't want to deal with the bullshit. Well, it's just everything's become bullshit. And it's a lot of bullshit out there right now. Tons. You should be able to get bags at your grocery store. No offense. Period. Your sundry, oh no, here we are. No, I mean, my sundry is really simple. If you have a dog, you're gonna know, but when you have a dog that's active and they have surgery, it really is very tough to be that parent because you have to put them in a pen and drug them so they don't move and just watch them and then put a cone on them so they don't lick their wounds and they literally can do nothing for two weeks now. Like, literally, she's just sat there with a cone and fucked up. It's so sad. Animals love to run. When you can't explain to them. So I keep trying to explain, but they're like, she's like, why are you doing this to me? I'm like, it's okay, your leg. Because she knows her leg. I mean, she does. When you say, like, how's your leg? So, yeah, she knows the leg. She shows you her leg. What happened this weekend? So we've been taking her out with just the collar because she's been fine like she's usually drugged up when we take her out So it's like doesn't matter goes out in peas so totally just walking around and she got a little like a little Like a little Joel and when they get zoomies like oh, it's happy. It's like they can't stop. Yeah, so I tighten the leash a little bit I'm like I needed a short leash just so she doesn't try to take off and like at least get a couple steps in before I Because I don't want her to put pressure on this leg. Yeah this bitch feels me put pressure on the leash and it was just tight enough to where she then pulled her head out and sprinted like it was the I've never seen somebody look something look so free in my life I mean if I could hear her talk she'd be like oh my god I'm fucking free and so she's sprinting around mind you this is day 11 from surgery uh where they break her bone oh my god and then put all back together I'm like and like create a new tendon or something yeah everything's like it's like oh yeah it's crazy so then i'm like oh my god so i'm screaming in the backyard like a fucking psychopath like um first of all i'm surprised nobody called the police so i'm like no no get over here no and i'm like oh my god she's not listening i'm screaming bloody murder so i'm like let's get some cheese she runs in the house sprints in the house i'm like okay she's in so hopefully she'll calm down so she sprints jumps on the couch so i go over to her and she Does the play like and so then I like kind of did this with her and then she kind of and I go Hey, and she kind of like backed up and then I grabbed her so fucking hard on her tough. Yeah, we grab the tough and And I go I picked her up like a fucking I scooped her up and I put her in the pen I go absolutely fucking not I was shaking. I was so mad. Well, yeah Because you're watching her do that and at any moment that bone could just snap and you're like, oh That's your fault, even though it's not. She doesn't know. She has no idea that she could literally snap her leg and need new surgery. Because she can put pressure on it now. But also, we don't need you running and jumping on stairs high. So I was very stressed out. I was actually mad at her. I was legit mad at her. I was like, I don't like you right now. I was like, wait a minute. Why don't they put it in a cast, but they don't want to? No, they got to let it. It's actually a really fast healing. Like faster than some other surgery, but like it's a long recovery. We're on week two Jesus. We've are at two weeks tomorrow and We have eight weeks. So Happy holidays. That's wild now, but make sure you give us a call 6 1 4 7 2 1 5 3 3 6 6 1 4 5 I think I just like yeah, I did just slur I was like, I'm like a little tired. I think I'm having like a little narcolepsy moment Yeah, it's the weed. It's the weather. It's the heat. I Heat it's harder than fucking here. So but yeah subscribe tell your friends and we love you so fucking much And we'll see you next week and we're gonna have more stories as we're going out. So the hockey game on this Friday, right? Oh, yeah, Friday night Let me tell you I can't wait. I had marks on my leg though from the seats. Oh Why everything we do together is just terrible seating. Like I can't. No, this is America. And I'm telling you, you're not like, I mean, I was like, Oh my last time I went to a hockey game, like a year and a half to your, I was like, I was trying to eat. And I was like this with no pretzel. I was like, Nope. You sit like this whole time. And you're like, why am I? So not only my sides smashed in the fucking chair, my front also hits the chair in front of me. So I was like this, we need to get club level next time. I'll find out how to get a tape. We need a table. We need to just like sneak up there. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, everybody have a great week. Everyone have a great week. Bye.