Off The Grid (Heartbreak, Gum, Weed, First Kiss, Kayne West)

Jim: 0:00

In my super fundamentalist church, we did not speak in tongues, but we were open to the idea of speaking in tongues. And that Sunday morning, I sort of knew I was going to do it because I'm dramatic. And in the middle of the service, I said out loud shamila holla. And everyone around me was like, Oh my god, it's happening. And everyone started saying shama humla, and I was sort of like, you guys are just copying what I'm saying. But now we're all crying things. shamila harmala Welcome.

Bobby: 0:31

She's Not Doing So Well, comedy podcast. Featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing. Because Listen, I'm at a GE

Jim: 0:45

gym at the top. What can I say? Finally he's just like, you can unfollow me if you don't like my body. The Ms.

The Miz: 0:53

Oh my god, tell me all about a You're right. But you like mushroom shape?

Jim: 1:02

I can't this whole city. Oh, you gotta come. But you gotta come but you

Bobby: 1:06

gotta come. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I am Bobby. I'm Jim Donda. Welcome to the extravaganza of your lives. Oh, yeah, we're going there.

Jim: 1:24

If that's what this is. Oh, my God, I'm ready to depart. Alright,

The Miz: 1:28

so my final thought is

Jim: 1:32

I'm so glad to be back. Thanks everyone for joining another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. Yay.

Bobby: 1:39

I have something to say. shocker. Wow, I literally got hit on by a lesbian this weekend and I don't know what that makes me or what that says about me.

Jim: 1:48

Maybe they thought you were transitioning maybe I thought I was

Bobby: 1:51

but yeah, what's clean? No, I come out of the bathroom and I'm like, Dude to do like drunk Okay, whatever I do. I had a Hendrix and a Gen baby I was or Hendrickson that Elgin? Right. But what's the soda? Whatever.

Jim: 2:07

gin and tonic tonic.

Bobby: 2:08

Yeah. With with Hendrix, baby.

Jim: 2:11

I love Hendrix. It's like water wasn't one of the fruity ones. No floral, whatever

Bobby: 2:16

the kind of like for it has like

The Miz: 2:17

lavender and he doesn't make me want to drink now.

Jim: 2:19

Well, that's what we're doing. We are drinking.

The Miz: 2:22

Alright, let's get a drink before we actually Yeah, I know. I know. We already started. But remember, I don't need to get approval you guys.

Bobby: 2:31

Everybody has their drink. This isn't gonna turn into like a spiral like last Monday, right? What was the spiral? The drinking during the episode then that turned into drinking in the evening that turned into Oh, yeah,

Jim: 2:42

that was a spiral.

Bobby: 2:42

spiraling. Um, okay. I turned

Jim: 2:46

on his face. That's the face of someone about to spiral.

Bobby: 2:51

I think he's already on the spiral staircase.

Jim: 2:53

That's why he's going around the big you know, when you drop the penny in that big circle? Yeah, it starts to go down. He's at the big top part right now. But he's heading towards the center. It's and we're making a wish for the Children's Fund right now. But I know you're talking about Yeah, there's like, in the coin and in the mall.

Bobby: 3:11

And it's like a penny. It's

Jim: 3:13

no, we were too poor for a quarter. We're, you know, I was gonna say we just threw dollar bills in the center. I

Bobby: 3:20

just played poor. Yeah, got it. Okay, okay. As I was saying, I was walking out of the bathroom and looking snatched as I do. And I'm having a little you know, when you get a little when I get a little tipsy, I get a little swag. You do

Jim: 3:34

you just walk around. You're like, Hey, boys.

Bobby: 3:35

How are you? It's a certain level. It's not too drunk. And it's not drunk enough. It's kind of like that pre that first like, yeah, I feel fucking great. That's,

The Miz: 3:44

that's I live for that. That's the only thing I like in my life.

Jim: 3:49

The drunk feeling or the swagger?

The Miz: 3:51

The drunk feeling

Bobby: 3:55

I'm getting concerned about

Jim: 3:57

shit. knew that but to hear it is hurts.

Bobby: 4:01

It hurts our heart. Yeah, swag. I have the swag. I'm doing my little thing and some lesbian comes out. And she's like, kind of staring at me. And I'm like, okay, I kind of looked at her and she goes, when my gates. She said, it's like, Michael. I think she was like, when my gate used to swing that way. I wouldn't climb that boy. And I was like, me and she goes, the fuck yeah, you What do you mean big boy? And I was like, uh,

Jim: 4:25

maybe she's like,

Bobby: 4:26

you are fucking hot. Do you want to play? I go? No, she wanted your tits. She wanted the tips in the

The Miz: 4:31

deck. So that swagger that you had turned on yielded this

Bobby: 4:35

apparently and she was like a truck driver

Jim: 4:37

kind of a bit. Just call her pussy at gate. Yeah,

Bobby: 4:41

I think it was again we go

Jim: 4:42

back to that. Yeah, she's like when when my gate swung that way. That's

The Miz: 4:48

that's a different phrase. So she's thinking, but I thought you meant that she thought you were all Yeah.

Bobby: 4:56

She knew that I was a neck

Jim: 4:57

down. You look like a girl.

Bobby: 5:00

Are you fucking kidding, man? I mean, have you seen them? my tits first of all bed night? My kids are amazing. I'm gonna actually adjust the cat. I mean they

Jim: 5:11

are amazing. That's I'm saying they're enough for a lesbian.

Bobby: 5:13

Oh my god a lesbian. Look

The Miz: 5:17

at Yeah. I thought she fell on thought you were a female? No, that's

Bobby: 5:21

not what it was. It was like when I swung that way I would have fun

Unknown: 5:24

when she stray. Yeah, you she has a daughter. Okay. And well, I'm just saying what she was married

Bobby: 5:30

in a previous straight life.

Jim: 5:31

Oh, so she did like big boys.

Bobby: 5:32

For her husband's a big man.

Jim: 5:34

He's a bear. Now he's at a wedding. And she's

Bobby: 5:36

like, do you want to play? Why are you calling me?

Jim: 5:39

Can you turn your alerts off? Please? Thank you.

The Miz: 5:44

It's 123 $400 and a goddamn microphone warning. alerts off.

Bobby: 5:49

Excuse me. So yeah, so I was like, oh, and then she gave me like a bro high five. And I was like, This is so weird. Like, I go into my day. I was like, yeah, bitch. I'm all tap that snap? Oh my god. Can I tell you now that what I used to I'm anxiety My life was giving high fives people I would practice daily. Oh, nervous.

Jim: 6:11

I hate it. I can't tell if it's gonna be a handshake or a bro hug. Or when you go out do you? Are we going to hold our fingers and slide the fingers into the palm at the end? No, people do that.

Bobby: 6:23

So she did that with me. Yeah,

The Miz: 6:26

I like I like I think it's fun.

Bobby: 6:27

You like doing like the big

The Miz: 6:29

like like you do like you came in but it's it's like a cup to hand in you come in and yeah, right. But it's like fucking around for a little bit pat them on the back. But that's the fucking around. I

Bobby: 6:39

don't know. I don't know. How am I supposed to like, yeah, like,

The Miz: 6:43

now it's not like Rocky,

Jim: 6:44

tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

The Miz: 6:47

And they're just like a cup and you

Jim: 6:49

understand the straight guys and they're touching. It doesn't make sense. Oh, I have a whole theory on that. Instead of why but they're there. I think there's some touching we don't know about

Bobby: 7:00

Oh, no, we know about it. But we do. I know. So that's gonna be part of my next documentary project is the straight man. I love it. Thank you. Okay. nicer civic. It's like the worst. straight man. It's the white ones because they're the ones that are touching dick. Okay, I've never seen any other race really, like touch each other's penises other than white people. Yeah, that's probably true. But yeah, so I'm

Jim: 7:23

a lesbian icon. Here you are here I am lesbian icon

The Miz: 7:27

Bobby Griffith.

Bobby: 7:28

Let's be honest, I am icon

Jim: 7:30

you cannot. And so is that a lesbian bar now that you went to?

Bobby: 7:33

No, this was union?

Jim: 7:35

Oh, well, yeah. So it's like so yeah, it basically is

Bobby: 7:38

it's lesbian and straight girls now so. So the lesbian ladies are going there for the bride. I

Jim: 7:44

actually read something last week about how we need to make gay bars welcoming to all genders because a lot of times we look and we think oh, it's a straight girl, but she may be questioning or transition. So we need to make a safe space for in our gay bar.

Bobby: 7:56

Well, if they make a safe space for my fat ass, I'd make a safe space for some random girl

Jim: 8:00

boy thing whenever I reciprocate because when you go to a stranger, lover, it's never welcoming.

Bobby: 8:05

I have to walk him back. Sorry, I'm fat.

The Miz: 8:07

Yeah, right. My beef isn't like with straight girls like it specifically in gay bars. I don't sing straight girls out are annoying any fucking place. They are

Bobby: 8:18

right, right in my air

The Miz: 8:20

do not need like it can be any bar so okay, God,

Bobby: 8:25

can you fucking believe that? Danny didn't text me by I

Jim: 8:28

mean Should I call him shake all my axe? No, you dump it. Oh

Bobby: 8:33

my god. Can you believe that people do that? call their acts? Yeah.

Jim: 8:36

If you get drunk and call your ex you need to go. Or

Bobby: 8:40

like you gotta leave. You have mental health issues,

Jim: 8:43

but just get on base. Those rockets go to space circle that just stay up there. You should no one should be calling their x y r p. I don't

Bobby: 8:52

know. I think it's weird. It's like a deer like, Jeremy like no, no, no, Lisa, we don't we're not trying to give you attention. She

Jim: 8:58

wants attention. Yes. You calling Billy and you're like Billy hates you. Billy.

Bobby: 9:03

cheated on you like six times girl.

Jim: 9:05

Yeah. Bill that we know of. Billy doesn't like you, Lisa. Sorry.

Bobby: 9:10

Worse names. To that Billy and Lisa. Bailey. Hey, Bailey. Lisa. On over

Jim: 9:16

here. Billy's going on a fishing trip with his buds and getting sucked off by the gay one. Oh Ha I know actually. I liked that. Okay. Oh,

Bobby: 9:25

hi gay I have a tangle. Oh my god. Are you tingling in your private I do

Jim: 9:29

private tingle in my class.

Bobby: 9:31

Oh, that's cute. anything anybody else want to go over before we go into the first segment?

Jim: 9:36

I just I don't know. I think I have something else. So you brought up anime? Yeah, can we just what is up with all the anime gays now like anime when I was growing up it was like a few select like My Neighbor Totoro, which we loved. There were some movies that we loved. We loved anime in some forums, Dragonball Z. But now there's these animes that nobody's heard of. But people will just start talking about them. Have you seen like When it comes to music, and you're like no I've not seen that. And they're like go on like oh, there's this character was a long blue ponytail hangs to the right I never got an A I'm just looking I never understood it. I didn't binge watch this anime series a lot of twinks watch anime

Bobby: 10:15

well models why there's a lot to do you watch anime?

Jim: 10:19

No That's what I'm saying. I don't get it. Do you know people? I

The Miz: 10:22

think technically Sailor Moon is anime I love

Jim: 10:25

so maybe it was a twink

The Miz: 10:27

say yes to that but no don't consume anime

Bobby: 10:31

I've never even watched that Look, I don't animated me it's just like, I don't Yeah,

Jim: 10:36

sorry adult cartoons, but it's like if it's Rick and Morty kind of what are we doing

Bobby: 10:41

right literally five

The Miz: 10:44

cartoons I love adult cartoons but yeah, it's

Jim: 10:48

weird I think I maybe I would like it I'm just hating it cuz I don't know about it

The Miz: 10:52

right? I don't think I like actively dislike anime I just haven't gotten into it yet.

Jim: 10:57

Okay, well, you're making me feel better. Okay,

The Miz: 11:01

I'm unfamiliar with it.

Jim: 11:04

I'm not obvious faces not I am not I'm actually not a fan.

The Miz: 11:08

But what about anime specifically do not like if you don't know anything about it?

Jim: 11:13

It's Japanese on the I know. No, I

Bobby: 11:18

just it's it's I don't get it. It's I can't it's like people chase pika tunes or whatever around the fucking Central Park or whatever. No, no,

The Miz: 11:30

yeah, okay, well pokey mom was like a French but much bigger than I know I

Bobby: 11:34

am obsessed with polka but you say anime just in general it's just

Jim: 11:39

there's like series where there's like because of Kpop No, because it's a different country.

The Miz: 11:45

Oh my god. Come into my God. Um

Bobby: 12:01

I don't really appreciate you're not actually a fan. I'm really hot. Do you are

The Miz: 12:09

such a fan?

Jim: 12:13

I feel like anyone over like 190 in terms of pounds needs a fan all the time.

Bobby: 12:19

Constant air and when you're in like a launch studio, like no, this isn't good. And I'm

Jim: 12:23

speaking for myself because I'm now fully above that. But I just I would love a fan all the time.

Bobby: 12:29

Me too. Like constant Yeah, it's a little like drone that just

Jim: 12:32

saw a person at work walking around with it hangs from her neck and has to fan just blowing on her face.

Bobby: 12:38

Like that, you know that she's has technicals she Oh, she

Jim: 12:42

Yeah, like she's those heart failure ankles. I mean, yell at her. Voice read funny, but it's not funny. It's a medical condition.

Bobby: 12:53

It's a no you gotta plug it in honey. Oh, honey, I am Oh yeah, that's fine. Okay, so this week I there's some things that I want to talk about. Well the things that we're talking

Jim: 13:11

Oh, this feels good. Okay, yeah, it's 79 in here everyone not not watching the studio temperature everybody watching thermostat.

Bobby: 13:18

I want to talk about the first kiss you ever had and not with a girl. Well, we can do both we can do the first kiss with the girl next round you know if i remember if I remember both. I remember both in your first kiss with the boy because I had a revelation about my first kiss with a boy that I didn't realize was my first kiss until I started talking about and I was like wait, because I used to my Craigslist days there was no mouth for me like I never like made out with people ever. Oh yeah, I'm not really

Jim: 13:44

around him. I just want to make out all the time. I'm just kind of like I'm like, like

Bobby: 13:50

I think it's cute for like a second but then like, I don't want to like make out for 10 minutes like

Jim: 13:55

why go on marathon sessions. So weird. Like Yeah, like

The Miz: 14:02

what what does it do for me? Wait, you

Bobby: 14:04

want me to wash my hands with very pest but you're gonna put my whole entire mouth in your mouth?

Jim: 14:08

I'm about to put my asshole on your mouth.

Bobby: 14:10

Yeah, but I'm saying

The Miz: 14:12

does more than making out

Jim: 14:15

the mouse pretty sensitive. There's a lot of nerves in there and don't

Bobby: 14:19

try to make out with me after you've had something in your mouth.

Jim: 14:22

Are you one of those people if they've just eaten you out and you can't kiss after that? No There are like after they've blown you so you're more worried about your dick bacteria than your asshole men? No,

Bobby: 14:33

I'm talking about when the comma has been in the mouth. I don't really want to make up my own calm Okay, like

Unknown: 14:39

too often you came Yeah, and you're not kissing after that correct? Like no ma'am. Pam lying.

Bobby: 14:45

I don't know. I just feel like it's once I call him like that come

The Miz: 14:48

like literally just come out of you

Bobby: 14:50

know, it's not my own con that even grosses me out. It's just like the whole like act of like, now you know, you feel like you need to come kiss me to like prove dominance again or so. I don't know. I don't know. Like he might come out of my mouth feel like I want my own cup. I want every come out of my mouth I don't like

Jim: 15:05

I think that's just not actually that's a very common I'm not actually a fan Tom is not popular amongst as many people as we think.

Bobby: 15:12

I like being came on.

Jim: 15:14

Oh, wait a minute I'm confused. I like to be came yelling come in your mouth. I don't want to hear my fucking you want to come into your gut?

Bobby: 15:21

Yeah you can come into my gut to literally but I do not want come in my mouth. Hmm I kind of like am I weird? Is that weird? Yeah,

The Miz: 15:31

I think you might be overestimating, like how much come is like just chilling in their mouth? Like I got the kids here.

Jim: 15:38

They probably spit or swallow.

Bobby: 15:40

But at that point I'm done like, Can you just come on me now?

Jim: 15:43

Like you know you're done

The Miz: 15:45

it but it's so it's not even issued come and you're just like you're just tired?

Bobby: 15:48

Sure, but then it's like I eat right so not necessarily the company but yeah, I'm like okay, but that's like what they think it's hot. So I'm like trying to still continue to like, act correct? It's the one I'm like no, but I don't want to make out with you in like a very passionate way with common between us. Well, I just can't. Sorry.

Jim: 16:10

I always prefer the other person to come first. Usually

Bobby: 16:12

I do too. But sometimes then it will grow. It's not a trend. I don't have to

Jim: 16:15

worry about it. And I'm like you came Are you good? Okay, well if I don't come then you don't need to worry by just come first. Sometimes

Bobby: 16:23

we get in a mode where I'm like, I'm gonna come first and then I'm going to handle you.

Jim: 16:27

It does feel better to come first. I will say if it's possible, but

Bobby: 16:30

I'll handle you but I'm not going to handle you in a way that's like romantic I hate sorry.

Jim: 16:35

It's just down to businesses that right

Bobby: 16:37

and this one let's go finish it up. Finish up. And then we're not doing this like an extended like fucking resume. In a cow yet. No.

Jim: 16:45

I'm gonna go up your nipples like No, just fucking calm.

Bobby: 16:48

Okay, go back to your first kiss. Although we went all the way. Wow. I'm like, let's do something innocent talking about our first kisses. You know, we're like coming your mouth. Like,

Jim: 16:57

I just don't really want come over me. I can't believe you like on your

Bobby: 17:01

I love it on my body. No, I'm just I'm anywhere on my body.

Jim: 17:04

I mainly am already one step ahead. I'm thinking of cleaning it up and getting caught in the hair. And then I have to get a washcloth and all that. I'm just like not and I don't want to do a full shower after sex every time. I'm not into that. I just want to lay there and go to bed. I don't want to have to shower. You're calm that's caught dried in my chest.

Bobby: 17:19

You don't want to do a Mexican pancake.

Jim: 17:21

No. What's that? It's called? I just don't like pancakes. What

Bobby: 17:24

do you like cheese drives on the table? Yeah. Mexican pancake.

Jim: 17:29

Oh, no, I'm not doing any type of pancake.

Bobby: 17:30

Why is it Mexican? Because it's like cheese step on the table

Jim: 17:34

like German beer cheese.

The Miz: 17:35

There's the same but Cato on their pancakes.

Bobby: 17:39

No.

Jim: 17:40

The Why is it a pancake because

The Miz: 17:42

it looks like chips. So if you

Bobby: 17:45

spill, right, so if you spilled kaiso and you left it there for a day, the next day you come it's like gonna scrape off like dry, wet anymore. So when you fall asleep after you calm or something and you wake up and it's dry, it's a Mexican pancake light's

Jim: 17:59

not spilling out much case. So it's like a

Bobby: 18:02

precious resource. Just a fun way of saying

The Miz: 18:04

also like other cheeses can also dry like that.

Jim: 18:08

He just hates Mexicans, let's say. Let's just say it.

Bobby: 18:12

What I think is happening here is Mexicans. I'm just like using a term and you're the turning into me being

Jim: 18:21

able as I knew you were gonna say that. So my

The Miz: 18:26

first kiss is being Mexican with a disability.

Jim: 18:30

Are we going to go back to who we find attractive or not?

Bobby: 18:33

We actually show that weekly like who's the ugliest person you would fuck? How ugly do they have to be? And the ugliest wins? What do you came to said to say we all know your taste like

Jim: 18:45

yeah, like we just say like if you would actually do it. Okay, I'm ready. I can find some fun. Okay, we'll do that in the future. So back to kissing.

Bobby: 18:52

So my first kiss was with the rock

Jim: 18:54

star. The US? Yes.

Bobby: 18:56

And I have a picture. Well, kinda. Oh, that's hot. So the first time I was drunk as shit in Raleigh, North Carolina, the US was in town and I drove up there for whatever reasons I was like 20 something obsessed. And I still am. It was I was drowning. Right And towards the end of the show we were went to the bar we had came back with the you like we went to the bar with them came back. We were like partying with him all night. And so it's time to like go I don't know where we're going in her fucking hotel. Because that's how like poor we were like when you're poor. Oh, yeah. You mean like when you're young? I don't know if you know, Ms. You know what being poor is? Yes.

Jim: 19:33

Currently, he is like when you can only go out to a reservation in Brooklyn once per week. Instead of eating McDonald's every night.

Bobby: 19:43

For like, $12 so we came back, we were hanging out and the drummer and the lead singer for McCracken started making out and I was behind that. And after he was making with the drummer, he turned to me and made out with me and oh, at this point, I was was there anything Like I never kissed another boy like it was never a thing. And I was like, Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, I got Tim delay like it was what I did get a chubby not really close fucking blackout the next day. So I was, I mean, I was fully black like I'll show you Patrick. But it's the next day I'm like, oh no Do I need a damage control this because I'm straight in my friend Courtney was like,

Jim: 20:28

Are you also dating and fucking Courtney at this time? Yeah, I don't know. So I said that already. Yes. Okay, that's been in the first season at least. That's been all out there. So

Bobby: 20:43

yeah, like it so I had to like play damage controllers. my other friend was there too. And I was like, Fuck yeah, it was bad. I was like,

Jim: 20:49

but did they think it was just part of it? Was he made out with a drummer? I think he made out with us, right? He's making out with everyone. Right? But I didn't know you were tingling inside the whole time.

Bobby: 20:57

Let's totally but that's so that was my first kiss. And I thought that's pretty

Jim: 21:03

ordinary first kiss like I'm kind of jealous. Like, because mine was more traumatic than anything.

Bobby: 21:09

That's in that kind of seems hot to me. And like I walked out I was

Jim: 21:16

your eyes, your eyes, you know when my eyes are mostly closed.

Bobby: 21:21

So what about your first kisses? Ms. For your first boy kiss? Like what do you feel afterwards? How did you What happened?

The Miz: 21:29

Well, my first boy kiss was technically a four way make out in a frat basement. But it wasn't just between like who says

Bobby: 21:39

that nonchalantly? Like it was a makeout in the basement of frat like every gay. What I got hard

The Miz: 21:46

by it wasn't just him. And I said it's like, Who cares? Girls to like one girl involved. So there's been three guys. Yeah. And like, Oh, I mean, oh, it was gross. And that. I mean, the guys weren't like, Hi. So it's kind of like I was so hot.

Bobby: 22:05

It's like they're ugly. I'm like,

The Miz: 22:08

they were not that special. But then my actual friends kids. I think we can we have a discussion about like first times like going on? Yeah, the guy. And I hated that. Because he's saying Mariah Carey to me.

Bobby: 22:22

Right? Oh my god. So that same guy that took your V card without lube. Right? Yeah. Wow, you had a rough honey. It's no wonder that sometimes you just want to

Jim: 22:31

you're probably still bleeding. Yeah,

Bobby: 22:33

I mean, your whole there's got to be damage. Damage damage. What's hurting my head? It's called damage. Yeah, anyway, I don't know if that's part of the damage. Okay, what about you?

Jim: 22:52

Mine was also the story I've already shared that was very traumatic about the guy who thought he was gay because he got sexually abused by his uncle. So he made out Oh, no, no, no, he made out with me. He reached in and just started making out and it was incredible. Not the part of the story before. But he healed him because I'm like it's happening. And then I'm realized, I look back. I'm like, this would have been fun to do all during high school. Right? I was like, Oh, this is what making out with someone you want to make? Because I'd meet with girl right? And it's not the same at all uncommon prom. I made out with girls basement party. It's

Bobby: 23:24

more mechanical. Yeah, make sure you're a good kisser so that they were both feeling that when you make out with somebody you think is hot. Like a lot of times it gets real freak, nasty and sloppy. And you would like with girls, I'd be like, Oh, I

Jim: 23:39

was just like, yeah, like, soft like, and

The Miz: 23:42

I like when like they do a little like your action. That's like, that's when I enjoy makeout I like to find the lower lip

Bobby: 23:50

and pull the lip. I like that has done to me. Well, yeah. And then I nibble on errors. That's my jam.

Jim: 23:56

I love nibbled, I like to stick with them or like, give me a wet Willy.

Bobby: 24:01

I like kind of nibble on it. And you're like, nibble on me more.

Jim: 24:05

I'm all obsessed with that. If you go along my jaw line, I'm done. I'm gonna come Right, right. I

Bobby: 24:09

like that, too. Oh, really? Yeah, if I can come

Jim: 24:12

just keep that in mind for next weekend. Oh, and

Bobby: 24:18

so also on the subject, kind of kind of want to talk about heartbreak.

Jim: 24:26

But why are you doing this to me? I was so excited. And now it's just no

Bobby: 24:29

but I want to talk about a specific heartbreak. The heartbreak that we've all had. It's the heartbreak of somebody who you don't. Who really isn't dating you. Yeah, but

Jim: 24:41

you thought you were

Bobby: 24:43

could be and you start playing this scenario in your head. You play these things in your head and you get this all worked up and then you're like cry over a song. You'll listen to songs and cry at night like I used to do. So I kind of want to discuss that and the phenomenon of that because I feel like everybody has gone through that at some point. Definitely What's happening? Oh, you're opening the beer just open the beer but it's like more quiet or distracting for you to be quiet then freedoms like goddamn beer. Like, I'm like, What are you saying? I'm trying to like? Don't look, I'm opening and bear with my asshole. It's so damaged. So what do you say? To be?

Jim: 25:26

Okay, the heartbreak? Yeah. Okay, well, yeah.

Bobby: 25:30

What do you think it's a thing that everybody goes through in common? Oh, I

Jim: 25:33

think everyone. I basically was with this guy for like eight months, 889 months, nothing at all. And we had never really defined like, are we in a relationship but the feeling I would get when he would text me I would just be instantly. I could not think about anything else. It was attached bomb goosebumps. But like heart thing, the feeling in your stomach, like you're in trouble the alarm bells going off. But then also, it's going to be so good. Oh my god, I'm getting texts. Oh my god, he likes maybe he likes me. And if he would ask me to do something like, Hey, can you feed my dog? It would be literally a task that he would give me. I'll be like, Oh my god, I can't I can't come to dinner. I cannot come to dinner. I actually I'm not going to the gym today. Okay, I gotta go. Oh, my God.

Bobby: 26:15

If you didn't hear, like you say

Jim: 26:16

back and then I go. Sure, sure. And then I go feed the dog. And he's like, thanks. But then like, he would occasionally like, Hey, what are you doing Friday, and then all it's Oh, and then you'd like a whole week is made if he asked on Tuesday that the whole week, heaven forbid plans change or it's something like, Oh, I'm going out with like five other friends if you want to come along, and then you're like, Oh, it's not a day. But we're still together, then mixed in is just enough of like sleeping over hooking up hanging out that you're like, it could be something and then eight months later, you're like, yeah, this is definitely something and then they're like, I don't really I'm not really looking for anything scenario. You feel that way about you and you're like, and then you get out the receipts already discussed.

Bobby: 27:01

This is this is where I like oh, putting everything together now everyone's like you guys are trauma to I am traumatized by

Jim: 27:07

this because it's my first like possible relationship and he was so hot. Such a big deck. I've already shown you

Bobby: 27:15

is that so is that more

Jim: 27:16

or less full then? But it was lustful. But it also made me feel like this could be a thing like we're actually have a relationship. Oh my god. I'm sad. Yeah, like, I wouldn't be like, Oh, that's my parent. I can actually like, I'm gonna bring him over. I'm gonna like he's gonna meet my parents. We can go on a vacation together. Right? He goes the same Oh

Bobby: 27:32

my god, like covering cooking

Jim: 27:34

together watch a movie loved cooking. He loved the same movies as me. We'd all these things in common. But the problem was, I was a little rushed and ahead of him. Yeah. And so then you feel guilty about that. But that feeling never goes, I still have that feeling. I can remember. I can remember getting a text from him and just being like, crap.

Bobby: 27:53

I would have to distract myself and because I'm chunky and I have a diet. Culture. drained. Right? I would be like, Oh my god, hear me all day. I'm not going to eat. I'm gonna go on a walk tonight. I would walk miles like a psychopath like and you know me? like looking at my phone. Everyone's like, No, no, and listen to my songs. If you fuck everybody,

Jim: 28:10

I'm like, Oh, no, no, no, you're hypoglycemic. And of course,

Bobby: 28:14

every time I was like, waiting for a text to people would start texting, I would get so mad. I've got a Tim. That's like my sister asking me about life, which is falling in that moments never him. And that's how you know that that's your that's your person? No, it's not your person.

Jim: 28:32

I mean, not your person. That's your person. person. Yes. Because your person should always just make you feel calm, and secure and safe. It's not your person when they make you feel nervous when they make you feel anxious when you're waiting for that text, because you don't know what they could say. Maybe they don't like what I just texted. Maybe they do your person. You just know what they're going to say. And they say it and then you're still the same. They always make you feel so

Bobby: 28:57

nervous. And yeah. might listen to the show. He could

Jim: 29:00

tell us more about that though. No, no, you all know, it's

Bobby: 29:04

so hurtful. I know. It's weird, because that person still kind of could do it to me probably

Jim: 29:08

right? They could or they could easily if one

Bobby: 29:11

was thinking about it. Thinking about it. So the problem

Jim: 29:14

is my person that did that to me still snapchats with me. And so when I get a Snapchat and it's like a picture video from him, I immediately am thinking like, what if it's a dick pic? What if it's like, hey, here I am like do you want to go out? I I still think that and and I'm still trapped in that and I can't let it go. I don't have

Unknown: 29:38

the avenue. I don't know anything about those. I've never had a person like this

Bobby: 29:47

is only recall someone you know.

Jim: 29:50

I think I have receipts on this.

The Miz: 29:52

But the difference between the scenarios that you're describing and mine is that Biden just had absolutely no basis behind it.

Jim: 30:00

No feelings not mine didn't hook up you got to actually tons of Chai hooked up a few times with mine and trust me there was a lot of

Bobby: 30:10

we were in that state we were always No, I'll say my first. Okay, I'd like to okay nobody fucking asked. No Okay, but I do have to there's a there's a second one that really broke me but the first one broke me too. And I came out because of him. And he we did nothing we never did ever. Not we'll see not like three times and I'll see I was like fully

The Miz: 30:36

never even texted. But you've

Jim: 30:38

had a weekend with this person where you're always together. And you did activities together the whole weekend. And so you have this occasion or area A that's the same thing. You just play in your mind. You met this person. They were like, just now. Yeah, it's the same feeling.

Bobby: 30:54

But talk about that. I felt like we were watching like, Mitch talk about the lake or something. I don't know what just happened.

Jim: 31:03

I'm not putting up with this shit. Because I know it's happening because I guess you're talking about you're talking about which is at 2am about it. So talk about it.

The Miz: 31:10

I guess I'd echo all your sentiment.

Bobby: 31:13

But like, tell us

Jim: 31:15

tell us why like, why did that spark get lit? What was it about him that lit it?

The Miz: 31:20

I don't know. I don't know. I guess for the reasons why you'd like somebody. Theoretically. Right? Like there

Jim: 31:27

were nice. Did they have the same sense of comedy as you find things? Okay, no, did they like the same food as you drinks? So you had nothing that's not the same as me and Bobby we had things in common with these people. So why did you like this person?

The Miz: 31:42

No, I really don't know. I really I I think just because they weren't nice. And they were cute. And they laughed at me.

Jim: 31:51

Yeah, so they paid attention to you and like to your sense of humor.

Bobby: 31:55

Yeah. And so we're talking about trauma here though because this is the problem with you is that you think every gaze like mean so when you meet nice gays it kind of like floors you

Jim: 32:05

and you think you want to date right right because

Bobby: 32:08

like shock you it's like a shock it's like wait, he's nice. It's like yeah, there's nice people out there but you just haven't had

The Miz: 32:13

a lot of them oh my god he's nice to me to now I'm not gonna marry him like

Bobby: 32:17

other than us you haven't had really great gay you have interaction so I think if you now that's your fault and I think after meeting us in person, it like solidified that for you and you were like a little bit more bold in looking at people in a different way. And so you happen to then go on this trip, and then come back.

Jim: 32:34

And here we are. Here we are. And here we were in love.

The Miz: 32:37

I know it's it's like an obsession. I would call it like an infatuation. Because like infatuation, something that like you don't really like completely understand and that you don't like you don't know like all the facts. You're not like obsessed with it. You're like infatuated by it. Like it's such a Whoa, like it's such like a I want to know more or you know,

Bobby: 32:58

that rush of

The Miz: 32:59

drug. Right? It's like an infatuation. But it's so unrealistic that it's like you can you can that's I think the main difference is because yours will a little bit more realistic.

Jim: 33:11

Well, you were I thought they were but then Oh,

Bobby: 33:15

yeah. And looking back now like back. Remember, I

Jim: 33:18

told you the guy that I'm talking about? He dated for a like, seven year relationship? A guy that I had hooked up with before I met Ray. So like I had hooked up with his ex boyfriend. It was a mess. Like there was no way it would have made

Bobby: 33:32

any story to

Jim: 33:35

get connected me I'm telling Oh my good. I want people to get a sense of my life. Oh, I don't want to have to tell random stories have nothing to do with each other just social

Bobby: 33:43

or half my fucking janky half gray tooth. And that's why you have a mask on and I have

Jim: 33:48

a bottom Bluetooth. It's not gray and it's not Bluetooth on the bottom row in the front.

Bobby: 33:55

It's really sad though.

Jim: 33:56

I mean, yeah, it's a terrible looking to know I'm talking about. Sad, but you know what? I'm just I'm thinking of how we can help you.

Bobby: 34:07

And by that I mean like, how do we get like, I can't remember how I broke it either. That's the thing. You know what?

The Miz: 34:12

I think it's really gonna get me past it is another person

Jim: 34:15

I knew boyfriend Donna did it for me. Donna. Donna,

Unknown: 34:20

Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna.

Bobby: 34:23

Yeah. I feel like it's like a spell on us is a chant. It is. It's like a satanic

Jim: 34:28

chant. And he's saying, well, at least

Bobby: 34:32

that's amazing for ratings. First of all, like, subscribe if you want to listen to sate and

Jim: 34:38

we've got Satan live and in person Why? She's Not Doing So Well.

Bobby: 34:43

Maybe that's a nice segue. Soon. That can be asked to ask Satan for advice. And then I would dump your voice. And I'd give a bunch of advice that I would never follow my four or five Like taking them off the beaten, beaten path, the beating?

The Miz: 35:05

Yeah, no, I definitely know the feeling. But have you prayed about it? Yeah, I have. Yep.

Bobby: 35:12

Yes. And I used to cry to the point where I was like, why can't it be me? Can you repeat it for us your breath and you're

Jim: 35:24

catching your breath because you're like, oh,

The Miz: 35:29

crying and it's like, everything's it's like compounds that like when you start crying, right? You think it's in general I

Jim: 35:37

think another thing you're like and then saw

Bobby: 35:39

my grandma changes your life and

The Miz: 35:41

you're like, Oh, my God. Donda last night when I was when I was streaming Donna. I was also hired on my fucking mind. I was like, we had like the most like emotional back to that I've ever had in my entire life. And that's why donde is so important.

Bobby: 35:58

Okay, see, and that's, you know what? I'm glad to hear that. That's why Donna is Donda cuz you're 45 million 1000 times especially on Twitter. Everything's like sir and but

The Miz: 36:08

yeah, oh, man, I was out of my fucking mind. Well,

Bobby: 36:12

that was in a good way though. Like,

The Miz: 36:15

it was like, I was like, accessing so much that like, I generally like to not access and I love it.

Bobby: 36:26

I think the biggest thing you can do is get your power back. And that's how you like it in our

Jim: 36:33

out it No, Louise, what

Bobby: 36:34

it is, is he's taking the power from you. We're a prisoner to him until you get your power back. So you've got to get the power back and be like, no, bitch, I'm

Jim: 36:43

a badass. You should be following me.

The Miz: 36:46

No, no, say I did talk about him in my open mic on Saturday.

Bobby: 36:55

I got my power back. By fucking other people. Well, that.

Jim: 37:02

And so I went to a show with him with my current partner of six years. And we saw him there, the guy who broke my heart. And we like invited him to our table. He sat at our table for the drag show. And he was obsessed with me and I took the power back down. He walked up behind me and he fingered me and up with that car. So fingered me and why do people want a finger dirty? Mine was quiet in my

The Miz: 37:35

phone where I saw that going. I'd done that. It's fun.

Jim: 37:39

Yeah, it's fun to finger. I loved it. I was in heaven and then reached around, got my dig. And then he had to go for the night and that was done because he wanted to follow along. But he was done. Right But

The Miz: 37:47

know that you need to do you got me

Jim: 37:48

Never again as he done anything around me. There you go. You gotta get the pie reclaim that

Bobby: 37:54

power. And a lot of times the power swings back around and then you are empowered. You're like, Huh, it was I felt like I'm in power. Man. You are I am way hotter than you are. Yeah, sorry. That's true. I hate telling truths. Two truths and a lie. And that wasn't one of the lies.

Jim: 38:13

It's one of the two truths.

Unknown: 38:17

And it was one of the

Bobby: 38:19

one of the truths, so Okay, okay, thank you. I don't know. I want to change this up for a second but I'm not doing it this week. But if you have any suggestions, please let me know. I'm trying to be like a game right here.

Jim: 38:41

Are you talking to the listeners or me

Bobby: 38:43

all of you anyone?

Jim: 38:44

Okay, listeners. There's a series that I have no fucking

Bobby: 38:49

push work off to somebody else. That's basically your job all day. Here at She's Not Doing So Well, sudi, okay, I was gonna say, Are you talking about me? Alright, so I'm gonna do what would you rather I'm literally just picking this up in there. I do not screen these. Okay. You find yourself halfway inside your mother and your father halfway inside of you. Would you rather push back or thrust forward?

The Miz: 39:18

translation Would you rather like

Bobby: 39:21

your mom or your dad?

Jim: 39:23

I honestly don't. I'm not a bottom so I'm gonna fuck my mom. Sorry. But I know she's dry as fuck. It's gonna tear. I don't want to make my mom bleed. But like, I don't want to get fucked my dad. He has a big debt. Like, he has such a big deck. Like I can't.

Unknown: 39:42

I can't.

Bobby: 39:43

That's a weird one. I don't know. I think I'd

Jim: 39:46

be like getting fucked by your dad. He would like

Bobby: 39:49

it. Not like it's what would I be able to handle? You can't fuck your mom. She's

Jim: 39:53

too nice. So is it john on them?

The Miz: 39:57

No, I love boatman

Bobby: 40:00

So my nose otherwise what's weird?

Jim: 40:02

I did too, but like, I just know for me I don't want my dad to fuck me. He would. I would.

The Miz: 40:08

I would say, Okay, I'll say because we are gay. I would rather fuck my mom because it's that much less meaningless. true

Jim: 40:18

true to her mom thought here is Bobby's gonna fuck his dad. I am angry.

The Miz: 40:24

Because that means like to me if you're fucking your dad, like you actually play stock in it.

Jim: 40:28

You would just Yeah. Oh, fuck all right. Well, that was a fun game next segment.

Bobby: 40:37

Song still. Ah, he just looked at the camera and rolled his eyes so fucking big. Like, I'm sorry, I had made a fucking goddamn song for your intro. It's

The Miz: 40:48

not have anything I like really say

Bobby: 40:55

you absolutely do

The Miz: 40:56

because I want to talk about Donda. However,

Bobby: 40:59

no, I want to hear about yesterday.

Jim: 41:02

Why were you hired? I know. It makes me sleepy.

The Miz: 41:05

This weekend was the worst week of my entire life. And like, that's why Ireland's

Jim: 41:12

the world's smallest. He's like, I haven't like do a paper and like I had to go to the lake. So I'm in the West Village and I'm down there near Broadway and I just can't believe

Bobby: 41:25

I didn't know what's the worst. I thought the worst will be when you broke your fucking ankle and don't know how. don't even remember. Oh

The Miz: 41:37

my god. Okay, okay. Okay, so Friday. And this is all on the on the cusp of last week me being like, Okay, I'm cooking like, all these trips. I need to like to save money. Okay, so that's like, where my mind was at. Like, I want to see what he's

Bobby: 41:55

getting pushed back for Columbus. But

The Miz: 42:01

anyway, but so then everyone in their fucking mother comes out of the woodwork like people who I don't even fucking know. To try to like, hang out with them. Okay, so basically Friday night, I went to a gay bar alone, because that's good, though. Oh, good job, Billy Joel was Oh, wow. We love him. Oh my god. Okay, I had to get blacked out in order to be able to pull that off. Like I could not just walk up there. industry which is where I went on my first my baby in New York gay day. Oh, industry man a fucking hate it. But like, it's to the point where like, I was only communicating with this man who invited me there like on Twitter. Like I got invited to this bar via Twitter.

Bobby: 42:52

Such a New York thing.

The Miz: 42:53

So I like that on Twitter. I like put on leather pants. I put on a tank top and I put on a blazer. And I'm like, let's fucking go.

Bobby: 43:01

Is this after how many surges?

The Miz: 43:03

Like maybe the four.

Bobby: 43:05

So you are fucking

The Miz: 43:06

dinner, obviously. And I literally walk in there and it's like, order like 12 shots for like him and his friends.

Bobby: 43:14

How many You did? How many people wait, sorry, you ordered it was

The Miz: 43:19

before I even like, met up with him. And I came out with a tray of shots because I felt like I had like make an entrance. You know?

Bobby: 43:27

So you how much money was that tray of shots?

The Miz: 43:29

Probably that I think that was like 80 or something. And so that was that. I took a couple at the bar. On some guy who was also there alone was like, are you gonna take all of those? It's like, no, they're for my friend. He took all of them. My only friend.

Bobby: 43:51

He's like, give me one bit I know. I know.

Jim: 43:54

But okay. gay bar wire. Sure. It's all gays.

The Miz: 43:59

Oh, yeah. together for dragons. It's like a gay bar. But I will say I kind of enjoyed like the flex of like rolling up alone. And like roll Yeah, with like alcohol and like, that's why

Bobby: 44:11

I told you to do it was fun. It's fun. It's for you. It actually is really good because out you've done that one time. So now you can do it a second time and then you'll start getting the point where you're like someone would do it again. I would do it again. Like if you it's all about power,

Jim: 44:26

power. When I when I solo travel everywhere I go I do this Portland it doesn't get out of them doing it

Bobby: 44:32

out of I agree with shiny object,

Jim: 44:36

your biggest city in the world. like everything's out of town for you. That's true. Like literally you go to a neighborhood and you're never gonna see any of the 7 million people again that you see how many people are in New York, 7 million, 8 million. And that's the surrounding areas to but like, you're not gonna see them again.

The Miz: 44:53

Right, right. So

Bobby: 44:55

right and then the amount of like, deserves that kind of guy. Or if I lived in New York, We would Yeah,

Jim: 45:02

I planned it out. We will be I mean, I

Bobby: 45:04

mean, it would be bad.

Jim: 45:05

Anyways,

Bobby: 45:06

you'd have to trade live right by Hilton or something. It'd be like, the businesses are back in business or whatever. And

Jim: 45:12

you want to go on tour with me to see the Statue of Liberty. Oh my god, it was mine. But then I got like, say get the shots are the people in shock when you show up but the shots like whoa, like, kind

The Miz: 45:22

of because I didn't know any of them except one person. So like, on Twitter introduce. I saw this kid, like, I only know like, 10 gently through the gay comedy scene, but he's not a comic. Oh, he's

Bobby: 45:35

like, roofie

The Miz: 45:36

he likes it's the photographer. Okay, that's cool. So like, I've met him like twice maybe. Okay, and he's a gay. Yeah. And he's funny. He's cool. I actually liked him. But I was like, Oh my god, like, big move to like, invite me to your birthday party.

Bobby: 45:53

And so

The Miz: 45:54

relax a bit. So it was cool. But then I like so I then I made up a lie about how I had to leave. And then I laughed after like, maybe like 30 minutes. And then I went I sat at gardenia terrorists alone and got absolutely obliterated with with the waitress says, ordered a hookah but like really awkward, because they were closing. So we were all taking shots, and now it's fun. So then Saturday happens and I wake up and I'm like, hung over town. And I'm like, Okay, I need to drink now because I need to get up on stage like two hours. So then that happened. Then I went to the village got dinner with my friend because everyone's coming out of the fucking woodwork. Right? He went to a drag bar at like 6pm which is like so bizarre. So fun. We went to this Dominican bar in Brooklyn, and dead ass. I wanted to fuck our waitress so hard. Oh, the waitress so fucking hot. But she smelled like Macy's.

Bobby: 46:54

Macy's. I kept staring. Well, Macy's does have a sound

Jim: 47:01

like the perfume section or I didn't know that.

The Miz: 47:04

I'm talking about the perfume say she. She could have sold me a bottle. I loved her. I loved her. But yeah, so

Bobby: 47:10

the Model UN most impregnated her

The Miz: 47:12

a nice one to $200 on fucking Ubers and then the next morning I had to wake up and go to this fucking weed restaurant and the weed restaurant was amazing. Where

Jim: 47:22

I have to see where though because the licenses aren't out so this is an underground

Bobby: 47:27

Yes. restaurant I read I read called it's a Korean owned pizza.

Jim: 47:32

No, it's Oh my God. What the fuck So what? Oh,

Bobby: 47:37

they can do it now.

Jim: 47:38

No, it's they can't sell it they cannot sell it and I don't know about smoking even indoors

Bobby: 47:43

though. But they can make it into like because they don't they can sell it

Jim: 47:48

not yet. No one has a license to that you are allowed to possess it you can be gifted it is like a hit by a pizza and I read an article

Bobby: 47:56

though like today about like an open like it's open about it though. It's like not hidden.

Jim: 48:01

It's New York City. It's not legal. Yeah, but yeah,

The Miz: 48:06

they like infuse all their food with cannabis. Right like God my God, what did you eat? Okay, so well okay.

Jim: 48:15

I just want to know what you ate but

The Miz: 48:17

Okay, first of all, it's 35 minutes late to the fucking reservation because New York City is the fucking worst and that's why I tweeted I fucking hate New York because I could not get to point a from point A to point B to say my fucking life I couldn't do it like the subway was late. The subway once I got on it was like taking forever I couldn't get a cow and left the subway I was like oh my fucking minutes meanwhile 90 degree Yeah. And 90 degrees. I'm sweating. I didn't do my hair because I was late. I was like, disgusting. But anyway, so there's like all these like with a Caesar salad there's like garlic knots. There's a heat side It's chicken wings. There's a desert with no leaders, gelato. And like all

Bobby: 48:57

these are like the same amount low dose because you had a lot of thing it is low dose.

The Miz: 49:02

Out of high my and my friend brought joints because you can smoke inside. It was fine. It's instant sell you joints. And so we Oh my god. I was floating to time and fucking space. And then I came home and I stream Donda and change our Nia you know, like when you walk into, like the closet? Yep. I pushed play on Donda and I just went into different world like that's why

Bobby: 49:29

we love weed. Let's hear for weed because honestly it's amazing if you really use it right?

The Miz: 49:36

legitimately like sound like I had written the entire album I was like, This is my work. Like you're welcome like oh my you are high as fuck

Bobby: 49:46

honey.

The Miz: 49:48

And then my friend who's in from Boston was like we're gonna reboot rebalancing. Yes. And so when I went and I had mama Mars, and I actually ate a full fucking piece to be good for you. And then drink 12 coronas and then

Jim: 50:04

well, so wait a minute you got really high, listen to the album and then got drunk got drunk on 12 coronas into

The Miz: 50:11

coconut Margarita.

Bobby: 50:13

I'm gonna worry about your drink game.

The Miz: 50:15

Yeah, I told myself today I was gonna like turn a new leaf. And I

Bobby: 50:19

thought you around a leaf though. That was the problem. Are you on a leaf? You need to start smoking weed honey. It's better. I

The Miz: 50:25

know. It is.

Jim: 50:27

You can put it in your hoop. And

Bobby: 50:28

I'll show you the right stuff too. Because like you need to get like some nativa you need to be mind high because you're right. So many funny things down.

Jim: 50:36

I know I'd slip into comics do we'd eat a lot of comics, do we? Oh

Bobby: 50:41

my god. Yeah, they're all stoners. Ah, angry stoner. They're all like tortured, angry stoners in the chat.

The Miz: 50:50

I just like getting blackout. Oh, and then that guy fuckin came out of nowhere on Snapchat. It was like, like how we were talking about like, you know.

Bobby: 51:02

spotted spotted deck dominate. The domination. The domination. Yeah. And he

Jim: 51:11

actually, it's more like a German Shorthaired Pointer. It's

Bobby: 51:13

actually a hot coffee though. Yeah, it is. Sorry. like to sit. That was growth. Sorry. Sorry, my listening to service your hot guy. He has a hot talk though. I'm old.

The Miz: 51:27

I mean, you're like 39 First of all,

Bobby: 51:30

I'm not.

Jim: 51:31

I think it's 38. Yeah, I

Bobby: 51:32

mean, that's not I'm gonna just so fucking Oh, my no me. I'm sorry.

Jim: 51:39

Okay, you're gonna get through this in the

The Miz: 51:41

grave? I'm gonna Yeah, what are we gonna do at your funeral? play this fucking podcast?

Bobby: 51:46

Yeah, as a memory.

Jim: 51:47

Which episode Do you want to sit there for that many hours? Not days and

Bobby: 51:53

days. I'm not I want you to put me I want you to put the Mercedes Benz stadium like donja Oh my god. Yeah. Hidden in like a weird room where there's cameras and just hide me there for like, six weeks. And then you only rock

The Miz: 52:11

up you like rotting carcass as like She's Not Doing So Well. I'm

Jim: 52:14

gonna carry your fibula just shake it around. Look at this thing. A little bit dangling knee hanging from it. Yeah,

Bobby: 52:22

I'm obsessed. I have a lot of flesh. So it's gonna take a while. I know

Jim: 52:25

that blubber it's gonna be like dry aged steak. I mean, dry age. So D day so

Bobby: 52:32

would you go back to the marijuana infused restaurant? Yeah, absolutely would.

Jim: 52:36

You're getting excited for them to open the real stores where you can get nearly a week

The Miz: 52:41

away and I like did not do it for a sec did it for me. I gotta teach you

Bobby: 52:47

Yeah, like the instant highs the problem? You don't like to wait.

The Miz: 52:50

Well, I don't like to wait and wait, wait. And then we'd like tired. I like to hit and I get to hit and then like I'm elevated. Oh, I'm sure whatever variety that you can pull out. That does that. Good. Hit me up.

Bobby: 53:05

Oh my god. This is gonna be a stoner Sim. I can't wait. We're both high in here being like, I'm just gonna be sitting here drinking

Jim: 53:11

like okay, we're like

The Miz: 53:13

stoner, but then want to keep drinking. Anyway, you know what I'm like, I know what I like. I want to get your thoughts on and I already know Jim's is separating artwork from an artist. Yeah, and I can you do it separately? We

Jim: 53:31

Yeah, with Kanye. I just can't like I am trying out. I'm gonna listen to the album, but like, He's such a dumb bitch.

Bobby: 53:37

I I was having that exact same problem. Like, where do you draw the line? I can appreciate the art, but I don't like the person.

The Miz: 53:46

That's how I feel like I'm happy to listen. And because like, I don't really view myself as like, being financially significant to Kanye West. Enough to like boycott his album.

Bobby: 53:59

No, I would never boycott his album. And honestly, did you see what Kim posted today? that dumb bitch was posting his fucking album and it was on you. Yeah. She's like, love this shit. It was on her Instagram story and it's like on zero. Like the speaker's xo She's not even listening. So I think she was being dead serious from like, be like,

The Miz: 54:21

she was trying to support I mean, she was there.

Bobby: 54:24

Yeah, she's been to all these shows for the shit it's they're not divorce.

Jim: 54:27

Does no he'll kill himself if she doesn't support she's probably

Bobby: 54:30

gonna shit so it doesn't look like relief.

The Miz: 54:33

Like my children need a father fuck I guess I should show up at the stunt. I

Jim: 54:36

need the alimony. Oh, well,

Bobby: 54:40

he's worth a shit ton of money is stupid. He is. Yeah.

The Miz: 54:45

My whole thing is like, I don't end like I know like the money. A less popular example but like I love our Kelly.

Bobby: 54:56

I mean, I use

Jim: 54:58

it. Oh, sorry. sec some of the things he did like he made so eat his shit and then go fuck someone they want you

Bobby: 55:07

there guy again how do you separate

Jim: 55:10

right art art from the artist? What

Bobby: 55:11

don't Michael Jackson we're trying to hear him

Jim: 55:13

yeah I think Michael Jackson but he slept with boys and right

Bobby: 55:17

angled his baby out the window was

The Miz: 55:20

also huge Chris Brown fan but like he never got canceled. She don't like him he loved Weiss

Jim: 55:26

and nothing happened.

Bobby: 55:27

He beat a free on like, it wasn't some blow Joe on the side that it's fucking Rihanna and she's like, it's cool. Let's go do birthday cake song.

The Miz: 55:36

She's like, let's get in the studio.

Bobby: 55:38

She's like, actually, you just saw him?

Jim: 55:42

Probably and now she's a billionaire. Skinny dick to

The Miz: 55:46

me. He's Oh my God. He's like, yeah, I mean,

Bobby: 55:49

you can't help your dad.

Jim: 55:51

No, I'm not criticizing him. I just brought it up

The Miz: 55:53

even like okay toilet. Like he's done. Shot Meg Zion.

Jim: 56:01

Who's makes Dion mag didn't make Stein I'm like like a beer Stein. Neck and Stein who cut make the stallion.

The Miz: 56:13

He shot her toys. Who was it? We were in LA when

Jim: 56:16

that happened? Was it future toy lanes? four lanes Torrey Pines. I truly still edit these names

The Miz: 56:25

but like I okay, I two issues number one I like his music number two. He's a lot of like dope features. So when you don't listen to his music, you're not really screwing Tori lands your

Bobby: 56:37

lanes. Nino mizon his hip hop?

Jim: 56:40

Yeah. Tony's a mainstay helped me out I'm Weiss. Like

Bobby: 56:45

I've never heard Tori lanes but that's also because

Jim: 56:48

Troy Troy lane lanes or Tory lanes I said Tory lambs sorry lanes four lanes. Okay. Like Tory like

Bobby: 56:58

to ri

The Miz: 57:00

Why? Why? You are dead asking let's see here right now and tell me you don't know who Tory lands like

Jim: 57:05

British republicans Tory.

Bobby: 57:07

I don't I'm not lying to you. I think I'm just old. No, no, I'm I'm I don't have I know that mega selling got shot by his name.

Jim: 57:17

But I don't care who shot her.

Bobby: 57:19

Ms. You got to keep us young. And that's miserable with moods. Like Tori lane. Ah, yeah, totally. Okay, Word of the Week. Jim. What's the word of the week?

Unknown: 57:39

He saw this phrase and he might get

Jim: 57:51

bored of the week is snowballing. Have you ever heard of snowballing?

The Miz: 57:58

No. Have you when things like escalating become bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger? No,

Bobby: 58:03

I think it's like you come in the snow and you're rolling into a ball and they eat the ball or something?

Jim: 58:07

No, it's bottles and it's when someone you come in their mouth and then they make out with you and put push their your own comeback in your mouth and then you push it back into their mouth. So you keep snowballing become bigger and bigger. Yeah. That keeps the wraps it up and as soon because you can literally like take it out and throw it at the wall I'm

Bobby: 58:33

about to fucking say that

Jim: 58:35

nobody salutely horrifying treat people do it all the time. If we get one more fight you know it's spam. I'm busy

Bobby: 58:43

damn Ricky look too busy. Actually my name or my number is I'm like

Jim: 58:51

I wish by the podcast owners hi gay.

Bobby: 58:55

Oh, that's going to talk about some interviews. We're gonna learn so much. Ah, this will be the last or you know a gem right

Jim: 59:09

this is a this is a historic day and now we are concluding the more you know because all I've done is bitch recently and we're gonna keep the bit chin going

The Miz: 59:18

wild how the more you know how does he know who fucking Tory Lanza

Jim: 59:22

and Ms feel slighted that we don't know some third rate rap star from I don't know where YouTube probably. And here we are.

Bobby: 59:31

I'm not actually a fan. That's not gonna drown out the receipts are gonna be saved.

Jim: 59:38

Toy lanes is gonna be literally the biggest star ever. Lane.

Bobby: 59:43

Anyways champion because he shot he wasn't me. The biggest

Jim: 59:47

thing is he didn't realize he was canceled before he shot mag. Oops. So I'm feeling

Unknown: 59:57

like no. What are you gonna tell me But the fucking thing is we don't even know who Brinson is.

The Miz: 1:00:03

Anyway. So what are you miserable about? I'm miserable admins, part two,

Jim: 1:00:06

I'm not miserable. I actually want to talk about ghosts. Oh, because I'm trying to figure out why people are afraid of ghosts. Yeah, me too. And do they even exist? Do they exist? First of all, but like, I've heard so many stories, even from family members that I think they there might be something going on that we don't know about. But I'm not about to go searching for them. Or like watch the Discovery Channel show about how to detect ghosts or anything weird like that. I'm just wondering, like, what would you do if you met a ghost? Where it's like some being that you don't know if it's real or not? And it's, can you see through it? Can you touch it? Can they tell you about the other side? If there is another side? Like, what do you think about ghost Bobby?

Bobby: 1:00:49

ringing he doesn't. Like speaking of ghosts, someone just became a ghost in New York.

Jim: 1:00:55

I do hear ghosts in New York. There's got to be a lot of

Unknown: 1:01:02

Oh my God, I want

Bobby: 1:01:03

to believe that they're real. Because that can then prove to me that there's potentially something after life. Yeah. And so for my own comfort, I'm gonna really lean into the fact that if ghosts are real, then I'm good for it. And I'll search.

Jim: 1:01:16

Have you ever seen any evidence that they exist?

Bobby: 1:01:20

No. There's actually a gay podcast in Columbus. Oh, it's called like queue files. Like they do like ghosts stuff. So we'll call them okay. We'll go to a haunted house. We'll probably

Jim: 1:01:30

be here. There are some I remember growing up, there was a haunted house nearby. And pretty much every time people went in there, you could hear people walking on the floors above. And someone locally, one of our people that we interviewed in earlier season, you know, Roxy she was saying that she has evidence of a ghost in her partner's basement and like, she opened the door. Every time she opens the door, there's TV. plane, and then when she opens the door, the TV stops. And so she's like afraid to go down there. That's creepy. So I'm just wondering. Bobby's face right now. Sorry. I

Bobby: 1:02:07

don't know why the giggles I hope Did you ever do like Bloody Mary?

Jim: 1:02:15

Yes. You Bobby. He's dying. All right, I have two other things that Uh, hey, look at Bobby's face. This fucking con. Oh, my Are you okay?

Bobby: 1:02:26

I just don't know what's happening. Okay. All these mics sound like shit we've got Okay, so I just thought I thought about ghosts a lot this week. Why this week?

Jim: 1:03:00

Okay, here's what I really hate though.

Unknown: 1:03:06

I can't complete my segment. I am not you have to know I can't. What do you hate? This is bad.

Bobby: 1:03:12

Oh, what's your next thing?

Jim: 1:03:13

I like the other thing. Oh,

Bobby: 1:03:15

yeah. You wrote it down.

Jim: 1:03:16

Well, MS is mad about Tori lanes. He's not even taught. He's talked in like five minutes. You can't stop laughing about ghosts. So now I'm slighted. I finally start writing things down to talk about and you're all talked out? Well, let's talk about past loves that didn't exist. Why don't we talk about ghosts that might exist. Oh my god. shady, little

Unknown: 1:03:40

con. Okay.

Bobby: 1:03:42

So tell us your next. How do you guys feel about gum?

Jim: 1:03:49

chewing gum because I fucking hate it. If you're chewing gum around me, I instantly think that you're a trashy per the

Bobby: 1:03:55

actual act of chewing gum or the actual gum.

Jim: 1:03:58

Anyone who carries gum or chews gum? I like why do you do it? I like why the fun Why?

Bobby: 1:04:05

It gives me something to do with my health. My jaw line. Now it doesn't shoot in a while.

Jim: 1:04:14

A lot of food. I just don't get it. People say it's for their breath. And then I smell their breath and it's not spent on the gum. The flavor is gone in about 15 seconds.

The Miz: 1:04:22

I will say I do not have time. Like I put it in same.

Jim: 1:04:27

Yeah, if you get it all in, maybe that will freshen it but like otherwise it's not working. Wow,

Bobby: 1:04:33

I just didn't know anybody that didn't like God. I

Jim: 1:04:35

fucking hate gum as much as I hate fudge. I truly hate gum. If you're chewing gum around me and I'm like, can you spit it out? Then we'll walk into a place like oh, let's go get a coffee. Let's go to it and let's go to dinner. Let's walk into a restaurant. They have gum in their mouth. And I'm like, why does all this gum end up on the bottom side of a table? Oh, I

Bobby: 1:04:52

swallowed my gum. Oh, okay, this is a common word. Follow my gum.

Jim: 1:05:00

Is that like your phrase? What do I have a swallow calm but but I will swallow. Swallow calm but I'll swallow

The Miz: 1:05:19

after I need that I need that in the tagline as well. Andy Cohen Castle's fuckin lesbian. I mean, why would you swallow gum? I don't know it grows

Bobby: 1:05:35

over seven years.

Jim: 1:05:36

That's a water. That's a watermelon seed.

The Miz: 1:05:39

I think you can dispose of gum in a civilized manner. I don't like you.

Bobby: 1:05:46

On New York, you've

Jim: 1:05:47

probably heard

Bobby: 1:05:50

somewhere.

Jim: 1:05:55

I just don't know why there's an entire like, aisle as you check out filled with gum. Like what's the point of gum? Like I don't get the point of it. It's for frustrating breath. And it's for

Bobby: 1:06:03

like chilling. Someone to do. It's like a habit. Why do you need something new?

Jim: 1:06:08

Can you do something in your mind? Like why do you buy your nail now?

Bobby: 1:06:12

What do you do? That's like, kind of awkward. Do you shake your legs? Do you? Oh, I see what you do. You do those? Do you bite your lip? Yep,

Jim: 1:06:21

I'm not biting my lip right now.

Bobby: 1:06:23

Right? But you do when you're thinking

Jim: 1:06:25

so that I don't have to pay to bite my lip. Why are you paying to buy a pack of gross gum? Why

Bobby: 1:06:31

are you paying to even drink a piece of alcohol to get drunk right to chew gum? chewing gum is a thing, but it doesn't get you drunk? Right? But it's fun to do and get your mind off of like things. Oh, that's cute. And I feel fresher. Like when I walk in places when I'm done. Do you know i'm saying

Jim: 1:06:48

is that the gun industry like telling you this or no? You're not fresher? Why only chew gum while I'm

The Miz: 1:06:56

working? Like it's like it I put it in and then type type, type type.

Jim: 1:07:04

I don't mind if people chew gum in the safety of their own home. But like if you're gonna be around me Do not chew fucking gum.

Bobby: 1:07:10

I'm gonna chew gum every single time.

Jim: 1:07:12

It's sick. I'm literally gonna you're mentally ill if you chew gum. I can't wait to silence a lot. I don't really give a fuck. I'm sharing my feelings.

Unknown: 1:07:26

I like it. No, no, I

Bobby: 1:07:27

absolutely love it. I think it's very interesting. So

Jim: 1:07:30

another thing that's really been bothering me recently, and this is from Instagram, and to all those people saying, well, you can just unfollow them. Fuck you. I don't want to because I like hating them. There's been a lot of people recently, who, when it's their birthday, they reshare their friends posts about their birthday, and they share about 20 of them. And I'm like, we got it the first time we don't give a fuck we got we know it's your birthday. Thank you. Okay, you have a lot of friends. No one cares. It's the same picture from 20 years ago anyways, like, we see you have. We all have a birthday in the birthday here. 34.

The Miz: 1:08:06

On the birthday, it's not the attention to the cloud. It's saying hey, look, all these people who are posting about me look all the people that care about me. I'm like any like, it's sad,

Bobby: 1:08:18

right? And then if you're a friend, you're like, God dammit, I wasn't going to post this whole fucking thing out because I'm like, god damn story, or I'm going to be Castaway.

Jim: 1:08:25

Exact if I have to ever worry about myself. Oh, did I or did I not post about that person's birthday? You can go fuck yourself.

Bobby: 1:08:32

I don't want to be your friend. This is actually the first year that didn't think anybody on Facebook.

Jim: 1:08:36

And you shouldn't. It's kind of like, we're getting that we're not 16 anymore. We're not 21 we're not in this big birthday moments. We don't need people to talk about our birthdays. And you know, honestly, like,

Bobby: 1:08:46

we don't ever talk about it again.

Jim: 1:08:47

We're old school isn't but like, this is two more years of us posting about his birthday when it happens. And

The Miz: 1:08:53

I know that'll put Slimer there.

Bobby: 1:08:55

Late on an Instagram post. Oh, yeah. 2019 2020

Jim: 1:09:03

I don't remember that at all. Either. Remember when

Bobby: 1:09:07

I came to New York? I didn't go see you. Yeah, yeah, that time. I was like, Ms. You're crazy. Or whatever I said and I was like, What a loser. But I was just trying to like, get to know you. And thank God he did the thing God, so

Jim: 1:09:21

I just I'm done seeing that. Okay, guys, I am so done talking at the end. I like you're all worn out.

Bobby: 1:09:28

I'm not keep going. We just

Jim: 1:09:34

trying to read. That's it. Get better glasses. Now. He

Bobby: 1:09:39

said he had one more ubitx one more.

Jim: 1:09:42

So the other thing that this does actually bother me probably the most out of everything. Because it's happening a lot in Columbus. There are a lot of gays who their entire personality is working out at the gym. And it's not just that though. It's the meal. part where I literally will post like mail their app, they'll post their grocery bags on the counter, then they post them cutting up chicken or vegetables, because they put the cooking part. Then they post everything in its little individual container. Then at the end, they do something where their tongues out and they do a peace sign. They're like,

Bobby: 1:10:19

the tongue, things got to go the top. It's all

Jim: 1:10:22

of it, though. It's like we don't care about what you're eating every day. I don't want to see it. Oh, you didn't meal prep for a week. Good for you. I'm trying to get a sponsor. That's their whole personality. That's all I have. And that's all they ever posted every Sunday. They do the meal prep. Why? Given

The Miz: 1:10:37

it's all related to the same thing now don't follow fake Fox.

Bobby: 1:10:41

So no,

Jim: 1:10:42

I don't really matter.

The Miz: 1:10:44

I think you I think you do. actually really don't I just

Jim: 1:10:49

we know you do. We can see your friend list. I follow really humble people. And be well his friend lists like 3000 people long it's all fucking gym bros and the fucking GM people. They love me.

The Miz: 1:11:02

Same thing people make their entire with Saudi being like a hot and fat and gay. And that's

Jim: 1:11:07

it. There's nothing else to it.

Bobby: 1:11:09

My personal is what you see is what you get. Yeah, wait a lot of pizza. Pizza, drinkin dragons. Wade and sleep down all that the vowels. My tagline? That's

Jim: 1:11:20

my. That's your tagline.

Bobby: 1:11:22

I like to eat, sleep. And just sit around like that. Was that funny. Okay, well, I'm a stand up comic comic of the great comic of the group. What's happening? Everybody gets sila.

Jim: 1:11:47

You're the comic. We're waiting for a joke.

Bobby: 1:11:49

No, that made me nervous. Oh. This is weird. Can you say something? It's freaking. It's the whole segment. Press the button. That's the last more you know, though, right. The more you know. Thank God. Actually, we'll go back to that because no, I was laughing earlier because of what you said. You said you know what i like? I felt like in your head that you had like this whole like, thing thought out we like and he kept repeating it because he called like, You know what? I hate with the gym. going you know what I hate? I'm like, oh my god. See me?

Jim: 1:12:27

No, this is just literally a list like you're stupid list. So even things let me call Yeah, stupid list with gym. That was missed. I'm just gonna have a stupid list every week.

Bobby: 1:12:41

That's the list with janam the list? It could be calling up people. It can be anything thank god list. All right. What a fucking shit show. apart. And it's fine. Well,

Jim: 1:12:57

we're back to that season for awkwardness. Why? I'm just kidding. Where we awkward in season four. Girl you change seasons so many times. I don't know what season we're in. We've

Bobby: 1:13:07

won season 512. Anyway, final thoughts. Do you want me to go first? Yeah. For once. I always go first. lately. Oh, my first last episode. Vince's turn.

Jim: 1:13:25

Okay, Ms. It's your turn. go first.

Bobby: 1:13:27

Why? Because I always go first in such jam.

Jim: 1:13:30

Yeah. You just normally Miss and build off of you. Because Yeah, well.

Bobby: 1:13:36

It's easier like and you're fucking stupid. That's my final. It's because of something we sent our final thought.

The Miz: 1:13:42

My final thought is, I'm excited about the direction that this show is going and I think it should be more like season three.

Bobby: 1:13:51

of the city season. We're awkward. I don't know what that means. That was Smith's quitting

Jim: 1:13:59

a guest so that season three, or was it season four? I can't remember where he

Bobby: 1:14:02

waited for his when he came to his wedding. Oh, yeah. So it was a rocky season or first couple episodes? Yeah. Okay. So we're going back to my final thought is maybe instead of being angry about things, you should appreciate what you do have in your life, especially those that don't fucking check on you in the morning to make sure you're goddamn alive. I actually appreciate those people more than just rip on them about the way that they say words and the way that they do segments and the way that they are.

Jim: 1:14:31

I really appreciate that. That was awkward. My final thought is

Bobby: 1:14:44

he's trying to one up me and he can't

Jim: 1:14:46

I'm not going to I'm going to be nice because I could have gotten really nasty there. But my final thought is to appreciate the experiences you've gone through and try to take lessons from them and not dwell on Oh, woe is me. This didn't work out. I Didn't want to date that person I thought I would date and just move forward knowing that you're better for the experiences you've had. And that my friends

Bobby: 1:15:07

get your power back. Yes. Amen. Amen. Amen. As you want to say, Hey, can I get an amen? Oh, am I gonna still? Like I

Jim: 1:15:21

still I permanently? You can't have a permanent break. And he may have.

Bobby: 1:15:26

No he's perfectly fine. He says he is fine like it's fine. I'm gonna go to bed at eight I'll wake up at 6am and text on make sure he's alive.

Jim: 1:15:39

am getting a text from him crying in the shower the bathroom closet. So I miss out. You do miss out. But also

Bobby: 1:15:48

I think it's good to be the next one like the it's probably better

Jim: 1:15:52

to cuddle bear. Oh, honey.

Bobby: 1:15:55

Thanks for listening.

Jim: 1:15:56

And our next episode will be live just like in New York City.

Bobby: 1:15:58

We can't wait. Yes, because it'll be in Columbus for the World Series of gay baseball and I found out lesbian Torres softball

Jim: 1:16:06

or baseball or softball. I can't remember which softball is like for people who can't play baseball anymore, because they're either too large or old when it can't move quickly. But I love softball.

Bobby: 1:16:16

Well, we got to go up the fields and pass out some flyers and put up flyers and stickers. are you shaking your head? Me? Are you? Oh, he's I know. Why does he hate us? Why do you hate us? You don't know why I'm

The Miz: 1:16:34

terrible rapper surely was not shaking my head. So I don't really know why. You don't

Jim: 1:16:40

know one D list rapper and he gets mad. Great. Great. That's how it's gonna be. I mean, maybe he lists to be Honestly, I don't even know what list. We might be in the Greek alphabet at this point. Like it could be an alpha list.

Bobby: 1:16:57

Could they? Well, you know what? to bounce off of that. You would bounce to just because they're not famous doesn't mean they're not extremely talented. That's right. That's how I feel about you. And if you have 200 fans, that's 200 people that listen to you and appreciate you lobby. Thank you. Is that your second funnel? And that's how we're gonna close out this episode of She's Not Doing So Well. Go ahead and leave us a review because we haven't got one in one year. And he's Bobby. And I'm his. His hate sauce is is Jim. I'm Jim. We actually showed a role reversal

Jim: 1:17:42

I read. I'm really I am. thoughts. But I want me to get high and be you. I'm gonna be Ms. And Ms can be me. No,

Bobby: 1:17:52

he's gonna be me. I'm gonna be somebody you dump. It's gonna see you flick those hands. Yeah. All right. Goodbye. Goodbye. See you next week.

Jim: 1:18:05

I'm fully uploaded.

Unknown: 1:18:07

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