Ok Well... Try Shitting In The Non-binary Bathroom At Stonewall (New York Gays, New York City, Recording Together, Blowjob at The Eagle)

Bobby: 0:01

Welcome to She's Not Doing So Well Comedy podcast featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing. Because Listen, I'm at a GE

Unknown: 0:15

gym at the top. What can I say? Finally he's just like you can unfollow me if you don't like my body. Oh my God tell me all about I'm in New York right?

The Miz: 0:27

But you like mushroom shaped.

Bobby: 0:34

missus looking out into the distance into this city. I'm just laying here like a fat fuck in gym is once again on his phone. Sorry. We got to fight about this last episode together and get together who you've been texting your fucking doctor. You're so fat.

Jim: 0:52

A doctor? Yes.

Bobby: 0:54

Like who texts are doctor in the middle of a recording?

The Miz: 0:58

recording now? Yep. Where are the plumbers that you said that you had? Oh,

Bobby: 1:02

I was letting you finish your bus during the frigerator do you want to pull them off? Like over here? But like, I want to in 110 minutes after the deadline. That's fine. I'm willing to stop the show to get you a beer. Because I'm gonna have to pay a beer right? No, it's

Jim: 1:20

we want a buyer. Hello, everybody.

Bobby: 1:22

Welcome to the season five. You know what? I can see you in real life now so you can't hide from me. You've done batch.

Jim: 1:28

Nice try bitch.

Bobby: 1:30

Welcome back to the show. The Ms. Thank you.

Jim: 1:35

He's back. And he's drunker than ever.

Bobby: 1:38

We've been drinking all day long.

Jim: 1:40

We went to kioto for brunch where they have bottomless sangria and somehow we fit six in and an hour and a half. And I threw up and Bobby threw up in the bathroom. And I tried to throw up but I just stood there for about 10 minutes and then left. And I successfully threw you did you? You didn't tell us that. I always start. Wow. But did you let the alcohol No. So

Bobby: 2:01

when you went to the bathroom? You threw up and you said you did that.

Jim: 2:04

But you really you're lying to us.

Bobby: 2:07

You ate a piece of lettuce? I don't know what you were throwing up water. Oh, okay,

Jim: 2:11

here's what Miss had for two bites of salad. That's it with some shrimp but he didn't eat those either. didn't eat the shrimp. I did flick them away as he put them in my mouth. That was it.

Bobby: 2:21

That's correct. We love New York.

Jim: 2:23

We love New York. Were really in love with it. It's a wonderful big giant trash box city. And it's beautiful. It's a major city. That's

Bobby: 2:31

what we got a major city it is like it's not gonna be pretty if it's a major city. I mean, like it's not going to be like clean when there's billions of people just like living on each other. Right? Literally billion is what do you have to say about that?

The Miz: 2:42

I mean, it's just so not communists,

Jim: 2:45

right? It's not Do you

Bobby: 2:46

have something to say about your last episode? Yeah.

The Miz: 2:52

I don't have anything to say about well, you

Jim: 2:54

just disappeared and we didn't know if we're going to see you again. So our listeners are wondering like a you problem.

Bobby: 3:03

This little shady Khan. He's seen the actual real live. This is our first real live ever session is our first time. I kinda like I kind of like kind of like a stick out. I'm not gonna lie like today. It's been really fun. Yesterday, it was really fun. like New York City is just,

Jim: 3:17

it's abala joy.

Bobby: 3:19

It's fun, though. It really is. It's just you have to be prepared.

Jim: 3:23

You have to be pressed to be skinny. You have to be on prep and skinny and like you have to go to walk miles for no reason.

Unknown: 3:29

Right? And that's where I struggle. And that's where Bobby's struggle is because he's kind of like, you know, heavy I like flat pancake feed.

Jim: 3:35

He has like, you know, the camels they have this flat feet for the desert sand. Bobby has those feet.

Bobby: 3:41

And like the Clydesdale, the the Clydesdales that walk down the street with Clydesdale that you pull up on like you pull the button. I think I'm a Clydesdale man is like do I look like one like what you think about us in person? Like what do you think? What do you think? What's your first reaction?

The Miz: 3:55

Probably a little bit more elegant than you. Wow. Okay. Yeah.

Bobby: 4:01

So what would you describe if I was an animal in real life now that you've seen my fat ass walk around this town?

Jim: 4:07

I still go home like, I know what I got Rhino adipose. Wow, that's like one of my favorite animals.

Bobby: 4:13

I do walk like kind of like a dog so like it makes sense. It's like a fat

Jim: 4:16

he does waddle Yeah,

Bobby: 4:18

I do a water bottle. I've got some weird feet.

Jim: 4:21

Yeah, and they kind of go in at the knees. waddle I love it.

Bobby: 4:26

I can't help it. I don't sachet like the two of you. But

Jim: 4:29

I'm like when you're gay. You do Oh, hold your hands up like this. You're like

Bobby: 4:34

you're like carry fucking Brad sharp edge you walk you're like I love Don't talk to me.

Jim: 4:38

Don't even come up to me

Bobby: 4:40

bit actually like it though. I wish I could walk. Honestly, if I could walk into that.

Jim: 4:43

I would. I would. I would do

Bobby: 4:45

but I can't walk like that. Unfortunately, when he's a POS POS person. Yes, I am. And also, I didn't have to use the extra buckle on the right and

Jim: 4:56

yeah, he got to get on a plane. Oh,

Bobby: 4:58

am I still a POS I don't know. I think I'm not a POS anymore

Jim: 5:02

maybe you're not. Now you're just Junkers? No, I'm

Bobby: 5:04

just fat but

Jim: 5:05

I'm not like appeal or delegate POS Yeah, I agree you're just fat you

The Miz: 5:08

haven't elevated to the Perth of asides designation correct?

Bobby: 5:12

Correct. Like I'm on the border CUSP always like sometimes when I travel I'm in the regular seat. Other times I'm like an extension it's because my legs it's not my belly or my fat

The Miz: 5:22

fucking relative though, you know, that's relative

Bobby: 5:26

it is and coming from you. It means a lot coming from those fat coming. Let's just spend the picture of

Jim: 5:34

dripping blood from his ankles. And he's like, I love New York City. You can walk everywhere. I'm like, You're both of your ankles look like the Stations of the Cross. Like

Bobby: 5:43

it was the last station right?

Jim: 5:45

You're on the last station before Mount golra whatever the Murrah where I come or I can confirm

Bobby: 5:53

like it's getting firmed. It's pretty bad. He

Jim: 5:54

has the ankles are fucked up.

Bobby: 5:56

These angles aren't made for walking.

Jim: 5:58

I mean, and that's just what they do. Like I looked down, I was like, oh, Mrs. ankles are like red. And then I'm like, no way. They're more than red.

The Miz: 6:08

Pain, bitch. It's true. know anything about that.

Bobby: 6:13

Time that hit hard. Well, we had a rush to get to brunch, or should we just like tell the story of me.

Jim: 6:19

Let's just like me waking up.

Bobby: 6:21

One day I was a boy and I went to New York. And here's what I found. It's a matter of it's a mass. First of all, you have to like really mess. The problem with New York is that it's a different speed. Yeah, that's not a problem. No. It's a problem for people who don't live here, right? Because you come in and you're like, everything is just like flying at you. There's people riding bikes, there's like deliveries people that ride bikes past you. Like there's a car lane and then a bike lane.

Jim: 6:47

And the bike lane will just go faster. Like I

Bobby: 6:49

said at a restaurant and the bike lane is just riding past Jo a cars are too. I

Jim: 6:53

mean, you sit at a restaurant, there's people walking

Bobby: 6:55

that allied Miss because I saw your face. What do you do?

Jim: 6:59

We have an outdoor restaurant where no one's walking in between your dinner.

Bobby: 7:03

We're actually ahead of New York City when it comes to the virus. We don't care enough, or we're to smaller, and we're smart. So we're like the viruses for one more Vax than the 80 million people that live here. We're like, Oh, yeah, yeah, well, Marja, Franklin County is actually beautiful.

The Miz: 7:20

So by by March, and I'm with my question, I don't like it.

Bobby: 7:24

I think actually 75% of frickin county is vaccine you think or you know,

Jim: 7:28

I don't know you have a phone bitch. Why don't you look at this little like first. Oh, do we all have Google or just me? Welcome back. Miss. Nichols queen is back. Ah, back bitch. To me more though we're not allowed to do segments anymore. We're not doing

Bobby: 7:45

segments only unless like really is neat. We

Jim: 7:47

had a discussion at kaiyodo.

Bobby: 7:48

As we were drinking our 14 Margarita. It was

Jim: 7:52

sangria. You dirty. Fuck.

Bobby: 7:54

I throw up all the sangria in the bathroom like is purple.

Jim: 7:57

Okay, like we're not allowed.

Bobby: 7:59

And the waitress really loved us. So

Jim: 8:01

let's see where she's from bodega. 88. But she literally loved us. And I'm obsessed. She was like, yeah, you can have another one. You've been here for five hours, but we love. I was like,

Bobby: 8:11

Where's this famous thing? Is he like smile, like now that we're together? Can I get one there? And he's like, honestly, before we close out queens, one more, and he's just like really charming, boyish smile, and he just smiles really big up there. And they're like, of course. Yeah, I mean, most of this brunch are probably like two to three. We were on five to six each.

The Miz: 8:30

I would never be caught dead getting two to three.

Bobby: 8:35

It's true. Get off your phone like this. Recording together. Who are you texting? Stop.

Jim: 8:43

our listeners saw a picture of three then at the mat. And Brandon goes, Bobby is so much bigger than I imagined. And I was like, Yeah, he's so big. And I'm not talking about down below the belt.

Bobby: 8:57

Are we talking about my body size? body size? We didn't need to say no, it's okay. I'm fat. It's fine. Now our listeners

Jim: 9:06

see the pictures and they're like holy fuck

Bobby: 9:08

Where's also problem you take side pictures you dumb bitch. Oh, this

Jim: 9:12

was a head on. This was in front of the bear like this. Oh, yeah. This

Bobby: 9:16

was one of my period like,

Jim: 9:18

I'm you're on your period.

The Miz: 9:19

I'm surprised about is that the picture last night? My friend texted me and she's like, you're so much smaller than them. But I thought I was bigger.

Bobby: 9:28

Now. You're fat for New York. Small.

The Miz: 9:32

fat. I thought I was taller than you. Honestly, I

Bobby: 9:35

thought you were taller to what shoes Did you have on last night? boots? The same ones from the night before? like yeah, and now that's surprising. You had boots on the toe. I bit.

Jim: 9:46

Tonight, those dripping heels. I think those bleeding dripping heels.

Bobby: 9:50

The Stations of the Cross are really showing us.

The Miz: 9:53

my heels are like they're dripping. You

Bobby: 9:56

got the cutest shoes on there like, like but they're all the cuteness out. Put on you look really great they're

The Miz: 10:01

about to be read

Bobby: 10:02

and then all sudden we're at the fucking Egypt Shaolin Temple and beloved Endor in the mat and and Miz goes we don't say anything to us we just see him we're like messing with his socks trying to cover his blood

Jim: 10:15

like hunting on his period and he's like literally bleeding through his way we're like

Bobby: 10:18

we can get you a pad and get you a pad I try to wash them with dial pad for my goddamn Hill honestly, we need to wash it with some dial let's get you a pad bad bad bad it's really bad. I want to know, but I also want to show you where the fuck is my Paloma oh are you drink so fast?

The Miz: 10:38

I'm about to be done with it I

Bobby: 10:40

have to pee actually let's take a little break okay enter man we right back can we

The Miz: 10:45

can we enter man Wait, wait, wait when we saw on

Bobby: 10:49

your on your mic.

The Miz: 10:50

Okay, that's fine. Okay, hi. Hi everyone.

Bobby: 10:56

So sorry about your fall asleep. No, we're almost done. I hear almost

The Miz: 11:02

nobody ever want to record I'm like still recording. I like I'm like I'm like you're talking to my son. Thank you so much. I'm recording now do 220 calories in this fat bitch What is this Bobby blood drinking?

Jim: 11:16

I love that shit. You're gonna have my Corona I'll drink that now this

The Miz: 11:19

is probably better than the corona

Jim: 11:20

it is and it is just aqueous though it's not it's not a lot for that that's ate like three pieces of Sour Patch Kids is like a it's fine I don't eat so much everyone loves our pets fucking

The Miz: 11:33

oh you suggesting that your ass tastes like it's our house

Jim: 11:37

does right now it's ours.

The Miz: 11:40

Shirt sour

Unknown: 11:42

sour these balls are so so

Jim: 11:45

like literally I right now need a bath and not just a shower but like I have to submerge myself in water. And what

The Miz: 11:54

do you draw a bath draw me somebody to draw you draw it like draw me honey draw me like a French or draw me about oh my god. I'm in New York and I have to draw a bathrobe off. Bobby draw me a bath. Bobby bubbles draw me a big romney bath.

Jim: 12:13

It's got some premium content. Cuz I talked about I talked about sour

Bobby: 12:18

balls. What were we saying last night? About my

Jim: 12:21

See I will say no, it wasn't

Bobby: 12:25

Fuck off. No, we're saying somewhere to this is like fuck off. We're saying the cab and the cab.

Jim: 12:33

Like vanderpump rules or you know what, Jim? You can fuck off

The Miz: 12:37

right now. Ron held

Bobby: 12:41

him of the season five is run now. We're tired of all the shot. You know

Jim: 12:47

and we are and we should be

Bobby: 12:48

right now. But Jim, I want you to tell us a little Okay, so it's Pride Month Happy Pride everyone Happy Pride. Well, Miss hates it. I don't really have I'm upset. I don't really have an opinion. So shocker. I am obsessed. soap. It's on brand for all of us hate it. Why do you hate it though?

The Miz: 13:06

Because like, why do I need to be pride net?

Bobby: 13:08

Why do I need to be proud just now. But are you proud to ever? I

Jim: 13:12

wouldn't be proud now. Are you

The Miz: 13:14

gay? It's like a certain days

Bobby: 13:16

embarrassing. Like you're

The Miz: 13:17

not proud. You're queer. This is a dimension of your personality. It's the dimension of your being. You should be proud of who you are.

Bobby: 13:26

Even if you're not gay if you

The Miz: 13:27

have the right to be proud. And explain, explain if you are proud of yourself. Right and I think you could be certainly not proud of yourself and so explain.

Bobby: 13:39

Explain.

The Miz: 13:41

No, I get it like me working at Starbucks serving my fucking trenta cold brew.

Jim: 13:46

Here we go with the work but you be proud

The Miz: 13:47

of yourself. But

Bobby: 13:48

you could have came from a trailer park that had nothing and you're in a Starbucks for reason. Now

Jim: 13:52

you're a barista.

The Miz: 13:53

So are you proud yourself?

Jim: 13:54

That would be if I were a barista. I

Bobby: 13:55

think it depends on your class. Oh boy, what class are you in? When did you start? Are you on the Titanic? Are you on the bottom floor or on the top floor? That's all I'm asking. I'm like are you on? If you're writing the Titanic? What level would you be

The Miz: 14:08

arching promise is just like pride enables people to make their gayness their entire personality which is annoying

Bobby: 14:16

and I would agree and actually I really hate the I'm actually getting sick of I don't give a fuck what you laugh about and giggle about next day it's the worst no but I think it's

The Miz: 14:25

really what why why why what's your

Bobby: 14:30

what I want to say real quick yeah the waiting the corporations I think are really annoying because also now they like okay max alter the corporate

Jim: 14:37

max alter Salter did have

Bobby: 14:39

a really good satire. So every single like person and I was like old

Jim: 14:43

maids butter like Dove

Bobby: 14:44

soap. The Gay will be washed away. Everybody have a gay slogan? I like Bud Light just said like, LGBT is let's get a Bud Light.

Jim: 14:56

Right? I don't need this shit.

Bobby: 15:00

Capitalism

Jim: 15:00

we don't need the corporation's to be involved in pride at all. Like that's

Bobby: 15:03

what makes it mean not free.

Jim: 15:05

But no like I just want to be proud with my friends and be like, look what we fucking survived like, what what do

Bobby: 15:09

we survive though? Like, tell me what I survived. Yeah What do we survive though is

Jim: 15:14

the fact that you're alive still is a testament to everything? Jesus Christ you should be fucking dead

The Miz: 15:20

it's not because I'm gay though right?

Jim: 15:22

It's because I'm unwell but being gay didn't help you I'll tell you that it's made everything worse because you're going to fucking rise bar Blazing Saddles like oh

The Miz: 15:31

my god. First of all, he hates the right type of gay. Let's

Bobby: 15:36

talk about that real quick.

The Miz: 15:38

So you've been briefed on what we experienced ones and I got a Yeah,

Jim: 15:42

I've been briefed on he went by you told him what you said you got kicked out of rise and I'm like, No wonder we

Bobby: 15:49

have what why? Where? Are you getting nasty for no reason or for no reason.

The Miz: 15:55

Did you? Did you tell him about one thing? About Wednesdays?

Bobby: 15:59

I

Jim: 15:59

asked him about the pretzels.

The Miz: 16:01

Not about the pretzels.

Bobby: 16:02

I have no idea what happened on on Wednesday that you think is bad?

The Miz: 16:05

Well, maybe everything that he just said. No, he went to he went to flaming sales. I was not there obviously because I didn't get invited. Oh my god. Tell him about Wednesday night.

Bobby: 16:15

What about it though? like yeah, I asked him what happened? Wednesday night I said we went had a good time and then all sudden that Blazing Saddles or pretzels you said have fun the president walked up north It's all I said though, that really is

The Miz: 16:30

no I'm not kidding that he just relayed to us all but it's just lay

Jim: 16:35

I said this bitch doesn't fit in any of these.

Bobby: 16:37

Oh, you've always said you don't fit in

The Miz: 16:38

told us that for years. I have not been part of the podcast for eight calendar year. Okay, so

Jim: 16:43

do you fit in it rise and blazing sanctified enterprise

Bobby: 16:45

and bridges and fat babies in fact, that's Blazing Saddles, Blazing Saddles. That's the fucked up part

The Miz: 16:55

of the naming saddle.

Bobby: 16:56

Blaming saddle I don't fit in there. I can tell you that I would never my Wednesday and Thursday nights I will never

Jim: 17:01

fit in the building we've been in so far.

Bobby: 17:05

You don't fit and you said you didn't hate it. And we're like let's go see what it's all about. So we went to rise we went to fucking saddles and we hated both of them. So you know what? This episode is about me validating you and saying you're right. Display sucks. You're right. Please play suck ass now. I will also validate you and saying I reread was amazing. The Margaret is there make me want to fucking jump off a bridge because I feel so good. And then you go to gardenia terrorists, which I thought was like a deli. That did I thought it was like, imagine a deli down. No, like more like a like a cafe. Yeah, this place is nice. Like, it's like I will bring all my friends there. Because I

The Miz: 17:47

like hookah now you already have Wow.

Jim: 17:54

Do you think we're the only friends yes getting live? Because outside Columbus I'm just happy

Bobby: 17:59

we reunited aren't isn't as bad. As everybody just so excited. We're reunited. Yeah, and it feels is I want to know your real impression of us seriously, like in person? Like? No, like, really? Do you think we're stupid?

The Miz: 18:17

I'm not sure that this experience would change your thought aliy how I think about you because I feel like I know you guys pretty well. But

Bobby: 18:24

yeah, I agree with that.

The Miz: 18:26

So I just my impression of you has not changed. Wow.

Jim: 18:32

I'm glad we flew here. I think it's great.

Bobby: 18:35

I think it's good, though. That's good. I think my impression of you is

The Miz: 18:39

whether or not you're stupid is not.

Bobby: 18:42

Right like that. That's actually like, I've been stupid before I came and I'll be stupid after I leave. You know what I mean? Right, Jim? I'm stupid. You really are. But um, yeah. So Jim, while I was getting out was it's Pride Month, haha. And we went to the parade capital of the world. And we got yelled at.

Jim: 19:07

Okay, so we got a sound law. We're like, Look, I

Bobby: 19:09

got a freaking guy.

Jim: 19:10

We're like walking around. We're walking around the village. I'm like, Okay, well, we can go like into Stonewall because it's a bar and it's like almost 2pm and I think it'd be open. So I see this lady putting out like chairs on the outside and the doors angry lesbian, angry lesbian. She's like, Hey, guys, open it's 158 she's like, not yet. No, and I'm not kidding you. I was like, Nah, said yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh, my fucking I was like, Well, Jesus.

Bobby: 19:35

Come on you man.

Jim: 19:36

How about never bitch. And so then I'm like, Okay, well, we'll just stand and look at these puppies at this dog store next door, sort of standing around the gay capital of the universe just waiting to go in. Little Okay, two o'clock comes around. Everyone's afraid to go in because this lesbian bitch was like a gay as fuck yelling at us. So no one goes and no one does and it's 215 we're still the same group of people to stay me outside like are we going in yet? be allowed in. There's a sign everyone was afraid. Everyone was afraid. Who was this group of people there were like 10 people trying to go in. There are some queers ready to go. And

Bobby: 20:08

we're as we're watching the barflies

Jim: 20:11

thick, like thick, like my thick, fat queers, and we're all waiting to go in. And literally at 215 I'm like, I'm just gonna go in an attic. Like, I'm not, you know, like the thing that's not actually fat,

The Miz: 20:25

but like the whole, like, literally conversation in previous writings about there's thick and being being fat, like, I'm

Jim: 20:35

just fat, I'm fat. And so that's what we are, but that's fine.

Bobby: 20:38

Where am I called? She's fat.

Jim: 20:40

She's fat, doing so well. And just

The Miz: 20:43

going around to all comma, and she's fat and, and also, she's fat as fuck.

Jim: 20:49

So at 215 I'm like, I'm gonna go into this bitch and see what happens. So it says, Please wait to be seen. So I stand in the doorway. I look around. I'm looking around. I'm like, getting the attention of that lesbian. I'm like, Hi. Can we come in now? And she's like, you can come in. You can take a seat. I

Bobby: 21:05

don't give a shit. And that's like, Oh, she was so mean. She's like, I don't give a fuck.

Jim: 21:13

Down. She's like, I'm leaving. I'm done. This is my last shift. She's like, fuck this goddamn bar.

Bobby: 21:18

This bar the wooden bar like you. Yeah, ruin it if you want. Why didn't they throw bricks for me here? Like, are you is this part of like the interaction like are we supposed to feel scared? like is that Oh,

Jim: 21:33

we're sobbing thought it was an interactive part of it. He was like oh, this is like how the police treated the gays like we're supposed to be afraid Oh no, I'm dying. I'm like now I think it's just like we get a drink and I don't

The Miz: 21:43

I think even have a bad bartender.

Jim: 21:44

She was so puffy she was music to work like it was a mess but like we went I'm not surprised that classic Sony hates I

Bobby: 21:55

think everyone's rude like when you're

Jim: 21:58

well Bobby's blacked out and so you know what like,

The Miz: 22:05

upside down dial bottle and but let's just let's just continue what I did what

Bobby: 22:09

your bed just did my nasty

Jim: 22:11

bitch. So I was kind of pissed off about I was like, isn't

The Miz: 22:13

that I don't like normal human function.

Jim: 22:16

No, no, this was not normal. Not so much history not in during the historical month. This is pride month at the Stonewall and we're like queer history started. I literally was like I'm gonna go to the non binary bathroom the gender queer bathroom and I took a shot and I had to because Bobby got us Indian the night before and it's his fault.

The Miz: 22:34

I hate to bring it to you but you're not the first one to poop at Sony and

Bobby: 22:38

you won't be the last because I'm going back to leave my mark as well.

The Miz: 22:41

We had to mark one poops to the book called everybody who at Stonewall

Jim: 22:45

you shit at stone shit at Stonewall though like let's shout it out namely any gay bar

Bobby: 22:51

no but Stonewall

Jim: 22:52

Stonewall though this is disrespectful

Bobby: 22:54

to like monument like it's like the like market as like a

Jim: 22:59

it's like if you went to the Garden of Eden budget there and you shot there I checked right there

The Miz: 23:03

I've shot like anywhere in Washington DC

Jim: 23:07

well that doesn't matter No.

The Miz: 23:11

Johnson why why DC all

Jim: 23:16

this place So you went to DC and shit everywhere so you're saying

The Miz: 23:19

you're calling Stonewall a minute? Oh, I

Bobby: 23:22

get it Yes. Okay. She like she like the white.

The Miz: 23:25

Tell me monuments aren't in Washington DC

Bobby: 23:28

right now. I was trying to figure out where you were going with that because you're

Jim: 23:31

just trying to figure out how much shit you have locked and loaded ready to go to every monument you visited in DC oh I have to take a shit just a minute should the mat honestly we were at another minute and I've got to share what are you a fucking dog and you're ready to shit all the time Got it? Yeah, I am. Oh my god it's fucking good.

Bobby: 23:49

Honestly shootings the past I feel like all I've done in New York is

Jim: 23:56

exactly is trying to eat shit and sleep in the morning.

Bobby: 24:02

Oh and jerk off to get off to

Jim: 24:05

delivery as usual.

Bobby: 24:06

I do do delivery and

The Miz: 24:08

that was our first ever conversation delivery porn. Remember when I came we have like a joint come now we like have like a little zoom and like march of 2020 Oh my God, I remember that. I got my mom

Bobby: 24:21

that's when it started when we started thinking about you chew Okay, and then wait, was that the little brown shoe? What was that the Round Table round table round table

Jim: 24:34

Round Table Table was in June for Oh wow.

Bobby: 24:38

With those LEDs we've been doing this game for a while but what are you literally code Alright, but we've been doing this a while I'm gonna hit the head real quick but

Jim: 24:48

but I gotta hit the head. I'll see. If you want a little head come in the back. I hate when someone got head at the eagle last I think we found we found Mrs. Pass. That crowd and it's at Eagle. We went to the eagle Eagle in Tulsa, which

Bobby: 25:04

is a bear bar technically,

Jim: 25:06

but he fit in real Well, I'll

Bobby: 25:07

tell you that. But if you're an otter and you're hot up, and it was your experience of the eagle even, it was great.

The Miz: 25:14

I liked it. I could have done with some better. My fucking heel. I can't. I couldn't I could have done with leprosy. I could have. I could have done with some better music, frankly. For anyone at the ego management who's listening. Okay, bye. It was cool. I liked

Jim: 25:34

but okay. Big important parts there. So we get there. We get there we walk up inside there's like a dungeon cuz we're worried. Honestly, I was scared. No one in the bar was like so we're at an empty bar. I paid$15 cover and there's nothing going on. Great. So we go upstairs. There's a little more going on. There's there's a lot more going on. Well, yeah, in the corner. There was like a guy with like a nice, huge, eight inch at least getting sucked off. And I was like, Okay, this is fun to watch. You're standing on the side. I stood up on a stage and I kind of like got a bird's eye view of that dick sucking. And that I like to end up on that. Yeah, too. I wanted to. I wanted to see. Sorry, not sorry.

Bobby: 26:14

So that's like hot like, oh, French guy walks up. Speedo.

The Miz: 26:21

He was using No idea.

Bobby: 26:22

He walked up and just literally I was he his customers don't even work there. They don't have like, like

Jim: 26:32

they don't have custom pelicans. Hey, this means to hell.

Bobby: 26:35

Like it's just the thing is is that he wanted your true assets. Not me. Sure you wanted your otter assets. He's like, oh, he has a hairy you have nice deep come downstairs. Cuz your hair was you guys? I made you unbutton your top? Yeah, sure. Yeah. So he's like, I got a spot. It's like, whatever. I don't know what it's gonna mean. Cuz I tell for it. I touched it. Jim touched it. We all touched it. So into the basement. And what happened?

Jim: 27:01

Tell us what happened. Tell us your side.

The Miz: 27:03

We walked. We walked. Ah, man, it was great. It was cool. There was a lot of people there. And yeah,

Jim: 27:14

where we are the people doing

The Miz: 27:17

certain people were hooking up, okay. And certain people were not. And I was protecting just the right that's really the sentiment right. And that's

Bobby: 27:28

great. And so, basically what I'm gonna say is, MS is a hot otter, and he needs to understand that no one ought to do it's a twink. That's here.

The Miz: 27:39

I tweaked I'm not skinny. Yeah, you're okay. First of all, look at him every picture.

Bobby: 27:44

I've sent people. They're like, Oh, this is so skinny. I'm like, Yeah, I know. Like you say you're fat all the time on this podcast, on this podcast on this podcast, but in reality, real reality. You're hitting real skinny, you dumb bad. I'm sorry. You made me drink and smoke hookah? I'm just kidding. I had no intermesh today. All I've done is drink in fucking e m smoke hookah this whole time like since Wednesday. I got a tattoo. But like it's been just

The Miz: 28:15

all afternoon now Bobby like it was like I had to happen to blow your mind. Oh my god, no. No. segments are canceled. So we've haven't quite I'm in New York now that the Berenstain bear. I'm done with that shit. You

Bobby: 28:50

know what?

Jim: 28:50

I can't wait for you to vomit on your bed.

Bobby: 28:53

I really bombed at Harvard. I can't. We were mid conversation. And I'm like, I want to make it clear. That wasn't like a heart attack. But I was looking at you like I'm dying. And you saw it in my No, but you saw to my eye. You were like sweating and red and you saw it on my eyes and I go and you go, okay. I'm like, Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. And I was like, I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Yeah, fair enough. I gotta find somewhere to and luckily the girl was leaving the bathroom. There's somebody else in line. I cut them off and shut the door.

The Miz: 29:22

Luckily didn't puke like the floor, right? Like, oh,

Jim: 29:27

fucking noob

Bobby: 29:29

Oh my God. That was like,

Jim: 29:31

a year and a half.

Bobby: 29:34

shit together and vomit in the bathroom like the wrestler. Yeah, thank you

The Miz: 29:39

for having hiccups. Yeah, right. You literally just

Bobby: 29:42

walked here and had a cups and you gave gave them to me. You fucking gave them to me and now you're sitting there all fucking posh with your little fucking bloody sank. thing goes. I can't churcher true. Welcome to season five.

Jim: 29:59

He is amazing he's got sucked off in the now he's

Bobby: 30:02

had people all over him all night we actually didn't really all night you did you

The Miz: 30:07

any day you had that night you had a hot guy there was one guy gave me a blowjob in an alleyway.

Jim: 30:19

Okay? Guy remember the rest but after that

Bobby: 30:22

there was like literally a swarm of people around you like

Jim: 30:25

rubbing your chest hey, yeah, there were not remember about this. I don't know. But literally Really?

Bobby: 30:30

like five people. I was like real talk like not just like podcasts real talk. You had a couple that were all about you. Then another two people came up. And they're like, you're from New York and like, yeah, and they're like, We're from New York. You're like, Oh my God. That's so awesome. And they were hot too. Oh, about you.

The Miz: 30:44

I think that's probably not true. Okay,

Bobby: 30:45

of course it's not. Yeah,

Jim: 30:47

we're making it up for fun.

Bobby: 30:49

We're making up all of last so fun. Meanwhile, I touched a Canadian steak last night vice. It was a game though. twice. Twice. We both those flashes. Last it polyflex. So it was like we were like guessing celebrities from Canada.

Jim: 31:04

We had to guess if you guys five celebrities from Canada. And so we would guess we just

Bobby: 31:10

had a tour. No, but I wanted to honestly, he would have not known.

Jim: 31:16

Yeah, who doesn't know Triana? He's an idiot because he's wandering around the ego flashing his Kaka like what do you expect? I expect him to be there tonight when we show up

Bobby: 31:24

cuz I'm looking to go oh my god. I hope so. And I get I got a hall pass for hands only have a hall pass for hands only.

Jim: 31:33

Everything only. Yeah,

Bobby: 31:35

I have a hall pass called. I'm single and everyone in the city. If I want it, it must be nice. Okay. I feel so sorry for You're so fat

Jim: 31:42

and I'm so restricted.

Bobby: 31:44

You're so fat and single. I just

Jim: 31:47

think forbore thing I appreciate you pour forth and you're like, I appreciate

Bobby: 31:52

if you're in New York fat than I am New York. Like whale.

Jim: 31:56

You're like what? What sunk the Titanic like I'm

Bobby: 31:58

going to the Hudson River immediately like the iceberg or the iceberg.

Unknown: 32:03

iceberg iceberg our boat had a head. It's true. And I'd be under the iceberg.

Jim: 32:10

I'm in the Hudson. Or are you the Titanic? Like I feel like you're the Titanic actually you're sinking

The Miz: 32:16

Are you like the fattest person on the Titanic? I probably swim on the top deck. How do I get out there? Like we don't we don't have room on this boat. This is no

Bobby: 32:32

fems no Asians so I hope you get on this boat but

The Miz: 32:37

boats are not availed to fat fans. I'm

Bobby: 32:40

like, I have four children. They're like no

Unknown: 32:42

joy. You're fat. You're fat so your kids can go write a check. Wow. Oh my god. I wouldn't make Yak. I'd have to go get a fucking piece of wood.

Jim: 32:50

You would have to I'd be rose.

The Miz: 32:55

Like Leonardo DiCaprio say. He'd be like, no sorry, fat fam.

Bobby: 33:00

First of all rows screwed the fuck over.

Jim: 33:02

Okay, she's such a bitch.

Bobby: 33:04

She's a fat whore for just like staying on that door by herself. There was plenty of room for him. Yeah, there was Yeah, she the fat whore. But she wanted Right. Right like a man spit like a man. Okay. Oh, nasty fucking loves me. So

Jim: 33:17

he was gay in the movie. Gay.

The Miz: 33:21

I love what just happened.

Jim: 33:25

I'm touching me. Yay.

Bobby: 33:27

I can do with my feet. This is touching me. That's the fattest I've ever recorded. Like I'm laying in a drunken stupor

The Miz: 33:41

to cut I mean spat. Literally controlling. couldn't get any fatter

Jim: 33:46

right now like Helen Keller. I am like Sharon and Frank right. She's reading

Bobby: 33:53

Braille her toes. This is done that that was it for him. Helen Keller,

Jim: 33:59

por por read Braille with your toe. You probably like that's a weird thing.

Bobby: 34:06

Could you I could really feel my feet because the diabetes

Jim: 34:09

I know. So much neuropathy. Ms. Like submit like feet we realized

Bobby: 34:13

he was touching them but you like Phoebe? You hate your feet.

Jim: 34:17

I hate my feet. He just cracked my toe Luffy and Luffy That's very interesting. I hate oh

Bobby: 34:27

they're cool. What about him? This makes me with like a good janky toe. No, I can I do like perfect fi

Jim: 34:35

what is janky? I don't

Bobby: 34:36

know like sounds like a gin casto I like

Jim: 34:38

your fear if I have really good feet. I'm sorry. You don't know because they're like nice and like perfectly how that Peter meant to be.

Bobby: 34:45

Wait, what janky and fucking saga and Tigger saga Oh, this is gonna see no I don't

Jim: 34:52

I'm not really a band. But like I'm telling you they're big toes but like that's clipper like on that big ticking clip it.

Bobby: 34:59

I want to quickly You need to click on that big toe and then it'd be okay go ahead. I cannot believe you're you know, Jim is drunk when

Jim: 35:08

I never I always have socks on

The Miz: 35:10

rip that right off.

Bobby: 35:12

Oh my God he's ripping it off. Rip oh man he is ripping you related cut those so I have nail

Jim: 35:17

clippers with me but like even hiding his foot

Unknown: 35:20

the main way is the curve. I love your arch on arch arch just like for the retail office we

Bobby: 35:25

are like have a strong big toe. My hammer toe

Jim: 35:30

or no it's not a hammer. It's like a thick big toe. It can fuck a hole but it's Yeah,

Bobby: 35:34

like your toe. your big toe is way bigger than the other toes.

Jim: 35:37

Oh yeah. No. But it gives you balance. That's how I can like walk on Tito's like he's totally trying lat like he touches tells you to do whatever when

Bobby: 35:46

he's hiding. Well, if you're gonna do whatever you want, you need to go get some fucking clippers, okay. He's hiding his dispatch. Don't give yourself an ingrown. Like he's actively hiding his foot. That's how he was born. Oh, do you want to remain list?

Unknown: 36:02

No. Okay, now, that's on my phone. That's not your phone. What I'm

Jim: 36:08

talking about the one that's gonna blow our mind.

The Miz: 36:10

It's just a list of things that people are talking about. Things that people are talking about New York City

Bobby: 36:15

people are talking about gardenia terrorists. I don't I feel inadequate and fat and the gay community and every community that you I wrote that last night was upset the eagle didn't want to fuck me. Yeah, I think the company's really harsh. But also, cuz I'm like agreeing with you kind of now. Yeah, I'm sure. Oh, my God. I can never say the right thing. Get off your phone. You can't?

Jim: 36:44

Can you fix your hiccups?

Bobby: 36:47

You're gonna ruin me a fucking beer. Okay. The NBA? Fucking beer. And I didn't ask for that last beer. I didn't ask for it. I don't remember that. At gardenia. We're back.

Jim: 37:04

And we're back. He can't talk.

The Miz: 37:06

So what was your point? I

Bobby: 37:07

can't I don't know. Like at this point. I

Jim: 37:09

was reading things off his phone. That didn't make sense.

Bobby: 37:11

It just sucked.

The Miz: 37:12

I realized that. You said that I feel adequate and fat in the gay community

Bobby: 37:17

but also every community

The Miz: 37:19

in the gay and other community great community, every community Okay, so I feel like lose weight

Jim: 37:31

it will get what we can get rid of the weight but we can't get rid of the weight of a we can't get wet. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Bobby: 37:45

speak like a human you've dumped I may be inadequate but I can speak English. I want to get rid of your inadequacies. I can't fucking Tweety Bird or whatever. When and when I saw I saw a pussycat I did I did. I don't know. Though. fucked up. I'm walking around. recording. Walking around. He just got

Jim: 38:12

I want to see what else is on your list. I'm gonna read the list. This list is blowing my mind. I'm obsessed with it. We're screaming housekeepers gonna yell at us. That was another thing I can't get rid of. I can't get rid of it. I can't get rid of it. I can't. I can't.

Bobby: 38:30

It really really pisses me off because you had the hiccups. And now I have Yeah, bitch sucks to suck. And sucks to be fat. What are you gonna do about it?

Jim: 38:41

Nothing. will get fatter keep going. I'm not a quitter. fatter and fatter until we die.

Bobby: 38:48

I'm not a fucking quitter. No, you're not. Okay.

The Miz: 38:53

I use it in all I know. we've all tried to quit many times and being fat and I know just life just

Bobby: 39:00

this the show. I know.

Jim: 39:03

I know. We all try to quit everybody

Bobby: 39:08

gets on a walk. Go walk to Central Park.

Jim: 39:10

I can't walk it's too hot out. I can take an Uber there but that's if you guys want to Uber out of this fucking bitch. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna fucking expensive to Uber out of this. So we'll just stay here and record it's good.

Unknown: 39:23

You're like I'd rather just like suffer through a recording. Yeah, get suffer. There's both like love suffering for the recordings you like cerebral? I'm like guys are gonna record you like I am. But actually I enjoy recording recordings.

Bobby: 39:37

I hate you cuz I thought you gave me the job. I think you gave me the hiccups. I don't blame you

The Miz: 39:44

don't think that they're contagious. But well,

Unknown: 39:47

I think that faces can they are when you make out in the back of an Uber. First of all waiting.

Bobby: 39:54

Yeah, and also, we didn't even Uber we walked here. Oh, prove that Jim's done.

Jim: 40:02

Oh, did you not? Or did you do an Uber at some point today and

Unknown: 40:08

make out?

The Miz: 40:09

I'm sure.

Unknown: 40:14

On Wednesday, did you tell him about Wednesday? Did you? Did you? Well, how does he know though? Suck In fact, he know about that. He wasn't there. You don't know. Do you?

Jim: 40:28

So I'm just doing that to you now. Did you?

Bobby: 40:31

Do Oh yeah, right. Yeah.

Jim: 40:33

Oh, do you Uber?

Bobby: 40:34

This is so interesting. Just like the mat.

Unknown: 40:37

Oh, do you? Do you know, to come in as to didn't come in my mouth.

Bobby: 40:44

No uncle Donna. Anyway,

The Miz: 40:51

I'm the one that

Bobby: 40:54

honestly, I like the argument sometime. Do you? I think it's authentic. It's real. You give us Jim is like I'm thinking first, like when it's like, what's happening. Big enough. I can see your belly. She was

The Miz: 41:11

wearing salmon. She won. once in a blue t really nice clips.

Bobby: 41:18

He's got like, like, why don't you get a pedicure while you read the fucking nails?

Unknown: 41:26

Sorry, I'm just I didn't book one. That's why I should have booked one. Yeah, we got a discount cuz you're cheap. Yeah. He was like, can you come back and do you? Did you? Oh, did you?

Jim: 41:38

Oh, did you talk about our Wednesday night? mean? Did you sacred Wednesday too. But yeah, I

Bobby: 41:45

talked about it. Yeah, we talked about it we talked about all last night. I don't you remember we were all together last night. I

The Miz: 41:51

would imagine Alfie's we talked about. We talked about it. Alphys that is why you choose not texted me on Thursday night.

Bobby: 42:02

I'll be I'll be busy. I have a meeting. Yeah, he said you're busy on Thursday. And I would not you wouldn't be No.

The Miz: 42:13

last correspondence I had with unfazed sandwich in saying I'll text you after dinner. Let's get in and out. And I did anyway.

Bobby: 42:22

We didn't even go over. Did you? Is that what did

Jim: 42:25

you do? You do? I did I FaceTime you after dinner? You did not hit me.

The Miz: 42:33

Up tell me before dinner because we were thinking about where you should go to dinner. Oh, busted pitch.

Bobby: 42:38

Oh bet. Honestly, we didn't do anything on Thursday night.

The Miz: 42:40

If you really want to be real. I saw videos of you guys out. So yeah,

Bobby: 42:44

when experienced the shitty bars that you hate the ones that you hate one that you're kicked out of. And when you were at the night before

Jim: 42:49

your bad one, you're banned from the

Bobby: 42:51

night before you were like, this is the thought process. Yeah, we were like, we're D doesn't want to come here. Honestly. No, my thought process was you told me you did not want hang on Thursday because you were busy. You would probably not see me because I'm really busy. Like so you're not gonna see me. I'm like,

Jim: 43:06

okay, like, fine. You're busy. You got it. If

Bobby: 43:09

you were so offended by you could have texted me. True.

The Miz: 43:12

I was not suffering. Well, clearly.

Unknown: 43:15

Yeah, clearly, clearly. Do you? Are you? Are you? Do you? Are you? Are you?

The Miz: 43:22

I don't think I've been provided with a question. So I'm, are you offended? No.

Unknown: 43:30

Question.

Jim: 43:31

Well, you have now been provided a question.

The Miz: 43:32

I actually love that I've been provided a

Jim: 43:37

court room courtroom.

Bobby: 43:38

I have not I can't answer that because I am not provided a question. That was the best thing I've ever heard in my life. You know, I love New York. And that's how I think we should end this episode. Honestly, like Yeah, yeah, we love New York. We're here welcome is hopelessly in love, or Sleepless in Seattle.

Jim: 43:55

Are Sleepless in New York. We're trying to intermission no one will ever let me intermission

Bobby: 44:00

in New York where sleep was in New York, honestly, because we went to bed last night at four o'clock I woke up at 11 for our sangria tree than 4am Yeah, cuz we got a full pizza like fat. We ate

Jim: 44:10

awful pizza with Wait a wait for it trashy store grocery store ranch like it was sick.

Bobby: 44:17

Did you eat all of it? You fat fuck I know. And for us. It was sad. It was okay. It wasn't sick last night. It was black. It's an amazing pizza is like deck like it doesn't matter when you're blacked out. But the next morning you're currently ill like I was never touched. Like drunk. No good. But you do it.

Jim: 44:36

Honey work with what you have at the moment. That's honestly how life is you work with what you have like right now. I'm in a room with two idiots. It's what I have.

Bobby: 44:44

It's what I have. I have to work with it. And we're in a room with somebody who has one sock on and like

The Miz: 44:49

one thought at a mental problem or mental problem. Yeah,

Bobby: 44:53

several now. honestly there's a several

Jim: 44:57

are so many mental problems in this. Honestly. If

Bobby: 44:59

I was To say the podcast, like we should be coming out like a mental health podcast like a drinking mental health drug. I heard I'm drinking. I'm in New York. York bitch. I'm in New York bet. I love. I love you guys. Oh. All right,

The Miz: 45:32

well, stop the episode right now. Oh, great. We're

Bobby: 45:36

walking out again. pountney I this. I'm so mad at you because you gave me your address was taking me for like, four months now. And then all of a sudden, you're gone. And I'm sitting here like suffering.

Jim: 45:51

You're suffering. You look like you're suffering. But you look like that all the time.

Bobby: 45:55

That's the fat. Oh, that's just that's the fat in the sweat. My poor tattoo artist was like, sit down like, do you need an EMF? Why don't you?

Jim: 46:04

Why don't I call 911 we'll get your tattoo out. He's

Bobby: 46:06

like, I can't talk to you if you're sweating like a fucking hair. shader sheyda? Well, Wow, well, okay. Thanks for joining us.

Jim: 46:24

And that's been another episode of season five and She's Not Doing So Well. Are we still doing final? The final thoughts? I'm Jim.

Bobby: 46:32

Nope. Jim the final thought. Okay.

Unknown: 46:34

Who's going for savant Jim? Jim go first Tim Grover. All right. My final thought, please remember

Jim: 46:41

that it has to do with the Oh, it has to do with the episode. Okay,

Bobby: 46:45

I thought it was just last night I was walking through New York. I was in it. And I thought about the pilgrims that lived here one time and I went to the mat. I did

Jim: 46:52

have a dream last night and I had a lot of hair on my ears. And it was like gray hairs and no one ever commented on it. And I looked in the mirror at the end of the day. I had so much gray hair on my ears. I was like guys, no one told me I didn't like

Bobby: 47:05

and that's true. And that's real. It's horrifying. You need to get your hair shaved we're trying to tell you in a

Unknown: 47:11

nice way but we do carrier yeah is now adult but I worry about it. I'm like, but what if they do but you got hairy ears? I don't know. I saw someone with hair years and I was like, oh hair.

Bobby: 47:22

I love that hair. Your hair? Yeah. No on the episode, honey, it's so slang on this.

Unknown: 47:30

My final thought of the episode is I don't think we should ever do a live recording ever again like period. Okay, and can I cover?

The Miz: 47:41

Can I follow that up with a follow up question? No, I haven't been provided a question Why?

Jim: 47:47

I haven't been provided a question. Why? Why I just feel like some things are better at a distance. I love this fucking shit.

Bobby: 48:00

I love that I drag my pounds and pounds of equipment through the airport and your pounds and pounds. I'll just sit here for your pitch. So say

The Miz: 48:08

so what does that mean? Does it mean anything bad? It's just why if you say you know,

Bobby: 48:16

cuz he's, he's trying to cause versie he's turning drama. Drama sells. I just miss our little recording studio. I don't know why because you're laying on the bed like sleeping in. And then drinking. gentleman's and now like it's just official. That's your final thought, miss. Oh, you echoed that.

The Miz: 48:37

My phone thought would be like, just when you're old engages kill yourself. So the entire West Village is gonna be

Bobby: 48:46

Yeah, my final thought is I'm so glad that we could all be together. I can look some people in the eyes and tell them thank you for being part of this amazing experience.

The Miz: 48:58

You're not welcome and Happy Pride. Happy Pride. Happy Pride.

Bobby: 49:05

I'm going to Chelsea tonight and getting Fox

The Miz: 49:10

the jury's still out on that but

Bobby: 49:12

yeah, oh, wow. He sees off that I really am now and he's like, there's no getting shit. All right, well, thanks for subscribing and thanks for coming by. My God.

Unknown: 49:24

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