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Dec. 16, 2020

Our World is so Complex and so Subjective That There's Just so Many Different Views. (Gay Only Fans, Death Penalty, Pineapple Express, Ableism & More)

Our World is so Complex and so Subjective That There's Just so Many Different Views. (Gay Only Fans, Death Penalty, Pineapple Express, Ableism & More)

This week on She's Not Doing So Well (gay comedy podcast)  the boys seem very bi polar in their topics (not in their sexuality). Talking about gay Only Fans, to adult diapers on a plane to the death penalty and ableism. Bobby seems frustrated as he thinks all comedy is going to be canceled at some point and Jim hammers home about why its really not ok to make fun of Donald Trump for wearing diapers because some people have to do this on a regular basis and that would make us ableist.  Miz is super annoyed at his new land lord and is dreading the moving process and 2021. On Miserable with Miz we got a call from  Donnie Gasco, a New Hampshire 30 year old who is unhappy with his career choices. He thinks he can be something like an entertainer or comedian as well as have an only fans. The boys break it down for him and discuss why most of us feel the same way as Donnie. Bobby talks about seeing Donnie on Chaturbate and thinks he could have an adult career. Gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans, queer or however you identify can get something from this episode. The death penalty is a hot topic and the boys all have different yet similar opinions on it. This week is a vibe.

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Transcript
The Miz:

action. Hello everybody

Bobby:

and welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well I'm Bobby.

Jim:

I'm Jim.

Bobby:

I'm why you laughing?

The Miz:

Your face Bobby.

Bobby:

Yeah, I know. I'm a mess. I'm sober. So

The Miz:

I'm actually laughing at your fees.

Bobby:

You can never my face. Even though it's chubby.

The Miz:

I could never laugh at anything that you do. Well,

Unknown:

this is like a comedy podcast

The Miz:

number two. No, no, no, no.

Bobby:

Um, this week, we're gonna be talking about the death penalty. I know. It's gonna really excite everyone from the very start. Like, it's an amazing week. We're not. We're not gonna like talk about it. I mean, I'm gonna try to still make it funny.

The Miz:

I mean, he's just hilarious.

Bobby:

It's hysterical. I can't

The Miz:

think of not I can't think of a better thing there Landis on the back pages of the comedy carousel

Bobby:

ride carousel. Yeah, I know. I keep checking to them. I'm gonna be fuckin slider. It's gonna

The Miz:

we're gonna pull on it. But you know what?

Bobby:

That's fine. It's fine. It's fucking fine.

The Miz:

As long as we don't end up like the now defunct Ms. The podcast, then we'll be fine. Now.

Bobby:

Well, we're gonna give this a good a good college.

The Miz:

College try. Yeah,

Jim:

I like what it is. It

Bobby:

feels me I couldn't find a parking spot. So I said, I'm just gonna go into a trade.

Jim:

Not a lie. No, that's 100 bucks. 100%.

Bobby:

We're like a call to guide. So like, I was in college. Like, everything was great. I couldn't figure what I wanted to do. I like radio. I like just some chat. And so I decided that like, so I would go to school and it was like a commuter college kinda but so I drive. And there would be no parking because it was like and you're like, crowded, Fuck this. I'm so I said, Well, I guess I'm not going to class. So like, every time I go back to my friend's apartment and play Halo on Xbox, Sam in, that's when I was straight, though, you know, I mean, we're gonna pick a ball.

The Miz:

Let's say you're like time to go get my degree. Fuck, there's no parking done. Just kidding.

Bobby:

Back to the apartment. And we're gonna I mean respect,

Jim:

like Bobby, just to like paint a picture of what it's like now my steps on goal today. And it's virtual. And so he's laying on the couch. And he has a computer, and he has 20 minute virtual classes, and then about 40 minute break after that. And then some class some classes are study halls. So then he has an hour break. So he took a nap.

Bobby:

So I lay there.

Jim:

So from like, 10am to 1pm, he did approximately 30 minutes of actual interaction on computer. The rest were naps. So that was school. That was that's how school is now.

Bobby:

Um, now I can't wait for this code generation to come out of high school.

Jim:

Oh, they're fine. until they're forced. They're fucked. Because he's like, I'm not really retaining anything. I'm like, Yeah, because you haven't done anything.

Bobby:

Right. Right. Like, if you're not actually studying and you're sleeping.

The Miz:

Yeah, then like, no fucking shit. You're not retaining any

Jim:

colleges. So I'm not really sure what people are doing in college right now. Right?

Bobby:

They're doing tic tocs other professors. They're holding up these things like Thank you, Mr. Smith,

Jim:

and they cry. Yeah, it's so touching.

Bobby:

Yeah, I mean, it's like,

The Miz:

oh, guys. Oh, God. $40 a

Jim:

year and you guys are making me cry.

Bobby:

It is sad, though, to hear some of the professor's like, I mean, they've got it. Well, do they have a heart and they have a heart do? I mean, I would love to sit at home on a computer and be like, Hi, kids. Let's just read in your bugs. Thank you.

The Miz:

Yeah. I'd be like video The off.

Jim:

Videos off

Bobby:

all videos off. And everybody just read.

The Miz:

please mute yourself and video off.

Jim:

And we know what you made me think of when you talked about making sure your videos off as jeffrey toobin from the New Yorker. Did you guys hear the story?

The Miz:

I think so.

Jim:

Yeah. I think he was like he was doing he he's a very prominent writer and legal scholar. And he was in meetings to prepare for like reporting on the election. I think he was playing a role of someone along with all these other people on zoom. And he started like, jerking off. And the camera was on so everyone at work, watched him do that.

Bobby:

I think I remember that.

Jim:

Yeah, it's like he got fired. But that's why like, that's the kind of the worry about the camera for me is what am I doing same?

Bobby:

Well, you can't really see if those lights are on or not like something now

Jim:

sometimes, like is that camera? Oh, it's Oh, it's recording. Oh, it's

Bobby:

rolling. you're used to seeing it and you're like it doesn't even faze you that it's on.

The Miz:

Right. Yeah, right. masturbating.

Jim:

Not only ma'am. Your hands Bobby hand shack.

Bobby:

I'm dead inside. It's fine.

Jim:

It's not working. Well, it

Bobby:

worked last night, but um,

The Miz:

it was a Sunday.

Jim:

You at the bottom. It was a Sunday. Oh, pa

Bobby:

isn't going to work. Listen, can I just make a comment about Pineapple Express? We all seen the movie. I had Pineapple Express yesterday.

Jim:

You had it on Saturday too.

Bobby:

And I was crying so I was. I was at Jackie's house we were on she was on one corner of the porch. I was on the other corner. I'm hitting this fucking Pineapple Express. Crying laughing for about 25 minutes. Shit.

The Miz:

Help. Jim jam.

Jim:

I don't know.

Bobby:

Are you there?

The Miz:

You can't hear? No, we can hear you.

Bobby:

We just went off for you laying away. I just wanted to give like a rate

The Miz:

where you like giving yourself a squeeze. Yeah. Oh God in the middle of her anecdote.

Bobby:

Yeah, I was at Jackie's doing kind of books press and I got really silly and giggly. So it's worth

The Miz:

aliens. legally. I never had Pineapple Express.

Bobby:

I mean, I was crying. I never seen the movie.

Jim:

I love Bobby's, like I got high and giggled, so, weed.

The Miz:

Thank you. That's my that's my

Jim:

hobby. I'm here for my TED Talk. So have you ever been with Bobby?

The Miz:

dying laughing I was just like, so I did that. I laughed.

Bobby:

I'm not gonna lie to you. I needed a

The Miz:

I did weed and I laughed

Bobby:

some reason I was laughing and

The Miz:

and also giggling

Bobby:

so when you were stuck like where you were at last night and you're like we can't record I was like yeah, I probably can't really either at this

Jim:

time How are you gonna be able to at the end of the day, and he would know the MS was dead from brunch. So

Bobby:

Ms was brunching I was high on the background yard and I'm crying laughing thinking all of the neighbors including the neighbor that owns district West was probably like these fucking assholes just cackling in the backyard like psychopaths going.

Jim:

That's why I've never been invited to dinner and you've lived there over a year.

Bobby:

Well, that's on her. That's on God.

Jim:

That's when you push a button on

Bobby:

usually, usually you're here to like push the button for me

Jim:

now. Oh, can I go make another Qian drink?

Unknown:

Yeah, man.

The Miz:

Yeah. Can you get me one? Like what the fuck? I haven't

Jim:

missed Jen from Canada is so yes, Bobby.

Bobby:

Yeah, what's going on in your world?

The Miz:

My world. really annoying right now because I'm trying to move and it literally blows. I was packing up everything last night until 2:30am. And I made several trips out to the curb and threw a bunch of shit all over the curb. And I found it still sitting there at like 4pm and I'm like, by it was it's fine. I'm kind of mad. I'm I'm way more not picking up my calls when Mike Give me the fucking keys. My lease begins tomorrow.

Bobby:

Oh, you're new my new lease.

The Miz:

And I'm like, give me the keys or like prorate this by day and give me a refund by day.

Bobby:

So you've already paid money. I've already paid

The Miz:

first month security deposit. And yet he's like miaa and I'm like, Well, I'm gonna come kill you.

Bobby:

Wow, that's not very nice. Yeah. of him.

The Miz:

Yeah. So basically.

Bobby:

Are you stressed?

The Miz:

Whenever I'm gonna write rented a u haul? So Well, I

Bobby:

think next week's episode, we're going to talk about moving.

The Miz:

Okay, great. Well, I'm

Bobby:

moving. So get ready. Like I need you to like write down all your clips in your shit. And if you have to call your guy and like yell at them. I need your report. We need to be a part of it. I have a ton of newfound miseries next week, for sure. Oh, God, you really will because moving is a fucking but it's the world and I haven't even done it yet. So that's a weird world right now.

The Miz:

Packing and moving, packing moving. And like just overall mess. I'm really dreading 2021 I think it's gonna be awful.

Jim:

Yeah. Be like the tail end of the worst year ever.

The Miz:

Yeah, I never. I just feel like yours just progressively worsen. Like, every year. I'm like, Oh, this year sucks. It's the worst summer of 2016. Like, I've never had a worst year. Yeah. Then 2017 was bad and 2018 was bad. It was bad and 2020 was bad. So I don't really

Bobby:

see a common thread here. I think I'm just a miserable existence now. No, it was because like we went into a dictatorship for four years of some fucking prick. Yeah, doesn't know what he's doing. And then on top of that a pandemic

The Miz:

right now.

Unknown:

I mean, there's

The Miz:

a lot there's a lot

Bobby:

I don't know about pan fucking I have absolutely no

The Miz:

optimism for 2021 I think it's gonna be a complete shit show

Bobby:

not gun because I have like full calm like I'm ready to go on All these places I'll probably get all hot and shit and then nothing will be fucking pissed I'm going anyway.

The Miz:

And then maybe we'll get hot maybe the vaccine will go away and then we'll get on the plane that will crash so like it's all gonna be hard

Bobby:

Isn't it ironic?

The Miz:

Yeah, don't just Atlanta will be flying like

Jim:

a little ironic.

The Miz:

So I just have an absolute negative outlook on it. Well, that's

Bobby:

great. I'm really excited that my positive attitude and your negative where you had Jim in the middle

The Miz:

Jim, what the fuck are you doing? What

Bobby:

are you doing?

Jim:

I was just seeing if you would notice that I was spinning I doubt we

Bobby:

done like I don't know if he's like,

The Miz:

I thought you might have been like circling around trying to like find a place to set like dogs do.

Jim:

Like if you spend a little kid it's like unnatural high for them. So they love it. That's where

Bobby:

you can spend me more than 10 times now I'd throw up probably

Jim:

really?

Bobby:

Don't you? Have you noticed as you get older?

Jim:

I'm like a ballerina.

Bobby:

It must be my gray hair.

Jim:

Yeah, where am I at with the year I think that next year it's gonna be better but not until like summer. Right problem is I'm looking ahead going gray so we have to do more social distancing mask wearing all this other terrible horrible stuff. That's entirely necessary. But we do do that until everyone's vaccinated. We have good herd immunity, which is like, probably June Like, right now the vaccine there's not enough

Bobby:

light you and me right still enough

Jim:

to like it's enough that I booked a trip to Spain in August. So let's do this, honey.

The Miz:

I guess my point is like yeah, maybe COVID will be like, on the outs but like something else will come to make justice more miserable. UFOs like something like take its place. Be always something to be miserable about.

Jim:

Well, we'll find plenty to be miserable.

Bobby:

Yeah, we like to we have to dress up again and go to work.

The Miz:

Yes. I'm gonna be not

Bobby:

participate.

Jim:

I have. Oh, I did not want to dress up to go to work. I haven't done that since January. So I haven't either. We've been on dressed down the whole time. Like,

Bobby:

I'm not sure why I have to dress up. Same. so dumb. Well, anyway, that's good positive news for all of us. That may be there's a light

Jim:

there is kind of a light and that Trump's gone. But then you still have all his supporters who are saying you're probably gonna start chillin. So Bobby is eating Yeah. But they're like trying to break up the GOP. So this could be a good Yeah, good. Yeah, take a bad break it up. Break it up. highley

Bobby:

really sorry for your break up.

Jim:

We heard you broke up. Sorry. Sorry. Mitch McConnell has to go back to Kentucky. Sorry. Break it out. This little

Bobby:

way imagine sucking his deck.

Jim:

Sorry. It's the turtle head like it's

Unknown:

like when you look

Bobby:

up and you see that neck that like yeah, I keep going. You're like

Jim:

well, Lindsey Graham, Lindsey Graham is like a full lady. I mean, there are a lot of top boys in DC who have put out the stories of how much they were paid to keep quiet but they go and hook up with Linda Pam went quiet.

The Miz:

sucks the sock when fee and this

Jim:

is reportedly so I don't get sued for slander.

Bobby:

Oh, yeah, it's a real part. I mean, I'm involved in anyway, so I need to talk about this dumb bitch for a second just for like a second. Okay.

Jim:

Yeah, it was to Sharif. pad. Taz.

Bobby:

Taz.

The Miz:

Again, we're talking about her again.

Bobby:

She's a little tired.

The Miz:

Oh,

Jim:

we're not and Brett

Bobby:

and she is this YouTube? Bill. I remember her that like people like our house with her and I can't figure it out. I just can't figure it out.

Jim:

Hey, Tom.

Bobby:

So anyway, she basically had a fucking full meltdown on her podcast. Oh, and Hold on. Let me see if I can find like,

The Miz:

she like literally looks like an alien. Right? She's like, cute, like an alien meets like Gollum. like God looks like it's pulled out like a dumpster.

Unknown:

Um,

Bobby:

she's not it's not good.

The Miz:

Oh my god.

Unknown:

Don't click OK. Let

Bobby:

me play this really

Jim:

quick pay ties.

Bobby:

When you play this and see if it plays happened. Something happened

The Miz:

like what happened to her?

Bobby:

She's not cute. I mean, that's what's so fucked up. But I'm saying like people aren't listening to her.

The Miz:

Oh, she's not doing so well.

Bobby:

No.

Unknown:

She's she on here we go. You have it. Hold on, listen to this. Okay,

Bobby:

so this is what gets her a millions of fucking dollars

The Miz:

so I'm gonna level with you I heard I heard

Bobby:

Can you hear this?

The Miz:

Bad

Bobby:

well I want to talk shit about her like

Unknown:

a tiger

The Miz:

weight towel. Okay,

Bobby:

I'm talking about her so on her tiny

The Miz:

paraphrase, to paraphrase

Bobby:

and then we can at the end of the day is she basically got in a fight with her co host who is his girlfriend or wife?

Jim:

Hold on, are they?

Bobby:

His girlfriend or wife is her boyfriend's sister. Okay, so it's like a weird cross fuck situation. She

The Miz:

looks like she the result of a weird cross Fox.

Bobby:

Shit. He start talking. She start talking shit about his sister. Because she's a bitch. And so it became this whole thing regardless, I just really want her on the show. I want her to give her side

The Miz:

All right, Trisha, pay tough Trisha on the

Bobby:

show. And I just really wanted to tag her to get some. Like, that's literally why

Jim:

I canceled this whole session.

The Miz:

Well, we'll get out we'll get her engaged on Twitter. Just take it all out.

Unknown:

Yeah, you need to engage. I

The Miz:

Well, I i've been blocked from some celebs. So but we'll say we'll say you do.

Bobby:

People like I wouldn't like loving our Twitter like the one girls I know. laughing about the Chucky cheese.

Unknown:

Yeah, man. On a Yeah, man. I

The Miz:

saw that. We love them. We love them. I

Bobby:

have some girl tweeted I have a girl crush or what she's

The Miz:

like, I'm fangirling or something like that. Honestly, blast.

Bobby:

Jimmy, I got on Twitter.

Jim:

Jay, I am on Twitter. Trust me on straight Bros. But

Bobby:

do you follow our own podcast?

The Miz:

He's like, wait, you guys have a Twitter page?

Jim:

I actually don't know. I did not know. Okay. I don't know why.

The Miz:

But anyway, it's a test sucks. And we're gonna get her on the show

Bobby:

sucks. And we want her on the show. Yeah. Okay. We

The Miz:

got to have her on the show. Absolutely. No,

Bobby:

absolutely

The Miz:

no brainer. No brainer.

Jim:

You gotta like just get it out to a transphobic part.

Bobby:

Who said they're transphobic and what's that? I

Jim:

said he heard they.

Bobby:

What is that noise?

Jim:

What noise?

The Miz:

I think I don't know what it was. I think it was. I heard it too. But I think it's over now. My phone is off my phone. My phone's off.

Jim:

Why?

The Miz:

Well, may I ask why not?

Jim:

You know it existed.

The Miz:

Fair enough.

Jim:

All right. You're annoying. Well,

Bobby:

I tried to give you a keys to social A long time ago and

The Miz:

notification.

Bobby:

Anyway, I think it's time for our new segment. Oh

The Miz:

my god. I can't wait that. You love it? I do love it. That's not me. Correct. All right.

Bobby:

Thank God you didn't send but I found it. It's pretty good recording to

The Miz:

Albert.

Unknown:

Did you get

The Miz:

I don't know. Bobby,

Bobby:

are you talking about me?

The Miz:

so rude? No. So hurtful. You don't know about Fat Albert rotten?

Bobby:

Hell yeah. From 1975 like honey 2020

Jim:

that it sounds like that

The Miz:

like, hey,

Jim:

you're out if that's right.

Bobby:

No, it's not it's somebody who does recordings on that sound thing that I follow anyway, and we're absolutely

The Miz:

sure that Fat Albert does not to sound recordings on something that you follow. No,

Bobby:

we better not. I'm paying for a license.

The Miz:

Okay, so don't we have a caller this week? It's just like something we do happen. So

Bobby:

do you want let's play the clip.

Unknown:

Play the clap?

Bobby:

I'm gonna well you can't hear it because

The Miz:

yeah, we haven't. We can't hear it. But actually, you

Bobby:

know, you can hold on

The Miz:

I can't wait for the clap.

Bobby:

I know but I edited it. So honey, stop laughing You guys are just becoming a mockery I'm gonna fucking cut you.

Jim:

Recording number three and I can tell you guys nothing play or Episode 2.4

Unknown:

I think this is how

Bobby:

Okay, let's see if I can do this. Twice.

The Miz:

Anthony has

Unknown:

I have purple.

Bobby:

Okay, yeah.

The Miz:

Oh my god. Yes. Okay, here's

Jim:

the graphic slow down. Okay, I

Bobby:

need you guys to like hush while this happens though. I wonder if I did this? Can you guys hear me?

The Miz:

Yes. Can you hear me hear you?

Bobby:

Okay? You're muted. I'm, hold on, hold on.

Unknown:

So here's where I'm at. I live in New England, I do construction 30 years old. And I don't realize I could have enjoyed the work I do. But I could have done something like entertainment that I enjoy. You know, I enjoy entertaining people and could have been a comedian or an actor where I, you know, would have enjoyed myself and been able to pay my bills right now enjoy myself, but I do work as hard as I can. I just can't pay my bills. Even though I'm really good at what I do. It's just hard. Just kind of like I have, I definitely have what could be the talent to perform and entertain people the way some people do and are successful. I just took me a long time to realize that I guess and I thought that doing what I'm doing now would pan out a little better than I thought that's where I'm at. I'm moving towards, you know, doing some gay modeling and having an only fans and, you know, doing cam shows and stuff just to just to get a little bit more financially stable. That's it.

The Miz:

Okay, all right. That was that was the old man's okay. I'm gonna appreciate Yeah, first of all, I'd like there to be like collective miseries, the human experience. Now we have another fresh perspective. And I'll open it up with saying like, the overall theme of what he's saying, I completely get like being stuck in a rhyme. You know, you're living your life, and it's just not at all what you might have hoped it would be. Whether that's for financial reasons, or like intrinsic value reasons. You're just not really having it. So I totally get that and that sucks. And you should absolutely be miserable about that. I completely agree. Now, I do have some follow up questions for this. Um,

Bobby:

his name is Damiani, Roscoe Donnie, which I think is a movie. Like, yeah.

Jim:

Darko. Is I narco? I chillin all.

The Miz:

I don't think that like being an entertainer, like is necessarily all that lucrative, unless you're like, part of like, the very rare breed that makes it like actually, to the top there are so many like me to call like middle market entertainers that are like making way less than like, any of us. So like, just take with that, which do with that, which you will also think it's a lot. I don't know, I feel like it's interesting to like to, he clearly has a lot of confidence in his ability. Like a talent, right? Like, which is fine. I mean, you aren't gonna make it without that. But like, I think that if you're saying, comedian and entertainer, but what I'm seeing is like dicks on chatterbait. So I don't know, like how you really bridge that.

Bobby:

Right, exactly. And my other thing is this like, and this is not to make fun of him. But when I was watching him on chatterbait on his show,

The Miz:

and he was very good, chatterbait That's

Bobby:

very good. He's got a nice Wiener. So he's hot, he's got abs, he's hot. He's actually his personality was there. And he was very different than that phone call. Very. So my thing is, if you're gonna call him and say, I think I can be in entertainment and comedian, I need you to kind of like, bring it on that phone call. You know, that's where I'm kind of like, I can't believe it. Right.

The Miz:

And like, I'd also love to know like, what steps are we taking to make that dream a reality versus like, some instant gratification of only fans have seen so many gays go on only fans. And like, there is going to be come a time where like, if you actually are very successful, only fans like that you're gonna be pigeonholed into that type of art work like you know.

Bobby:

Thank you. So

The Miz:

I don't know. I think it's an interesting line to walk.

Jim:

Yeah, I think you need some plan on where you're going with all that. Because Yeah, if you get pigeonholed into jerking off for $5 a month. Are you going to get a role in a movie? Are you going to be an extra? Bobby just$5 for you

Bobby:

know, I mean, I gave him more than that on his first night.

Jim:

I really know for only fans, mugs. I meant only fans all the time. Like it's regularly like five To 10, maybe$10 a month?

The Miz:

Well, Chris Brennan says,

Jim:

Yeah, but okay, but the famous people posted on only fans. They're not even doing anything.

The Miz:

I know. My dick only$40 realize that.

Jim:

Yeah, it's not worth it. You need people who aren't famous because they actually do things. Yeah.

Bobby:

But I guess that's where your question is like, Where do you want to go with this? Do you need to get like in school? Do you need to go to like, do stand up or porn, right? Like, you need to pick a category and go

Jim:

you're gonna make money doing this? Like you got to set your sights appropriately. Like it's not going to be you're not going to be a millionaire. You know, you hate to shut on someone's dreams. But like, I don't

The Miz:

shitting it's really great. I just would love some some clarity on like, yeah, we should talk it out with him. Not where any expert in this? No.

Bobby:

And he was totally cool. And he's a totally nice guy. And he has a nice dick. And yeah, I mean, I think can make a porn industry.

Jim:

He was he gets an only fans, I 100% promise to pay for it. Same monthly, like same there. I follow very few people and only fans, but he will be one of them. Because we should help him with his dream. Like

Bobby:

I should try to get him like some publicity on only fans and get him going. Because he's actually like a really, like, he's, he's straight by the way. I know. That's the other thing we got. We got to break down with him. So we're gonna have to get him scheduled to get on the show.

The Miz:

That is an interesting point. Like, you are straight like why are you drawn to game modeling?

Jim:

Yeah, is it?

The Miz:

I mean, I

Bobby:

or Corbin Fischer, like, that's where it's at. gays have money and gays are like, even if they're in a relationship, they're single. Do they mean like instead of like, like, Carol at homes waiting for you? Like, what are you doing on your phone? Where guys are like, I'm just looking at some deck? Yeah, there's like Yeah, me too. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Okay. So it's like a different Yeah. janessa quoi like such we get

The Miz:

a hold of a market it seems it is

Bobby:

okay. I mean, the gays are pretty out of control. Only only only

The Miz:

little I subscribe to is Chris Brown. So I don't have a lot of knowledge on Oh,

Jim:

see, I only I only subscribed to like people who probably never heard of,

Bobby:

right because you're like normal on tik tok or normal on Instagram. And you're like, this person's like, a like a mailman. But now he's jacking off his dick at eight o'clock at night like hello

Jim:

people that I'm finally our Yeah,

Bobby:

but it's like everyday people. That's what's hot. And that was hot about only fans and it's not those chiseled like porn actors. It's like it could be Joe Blow from up the street who works at fucking quiznos subs like

Unknown:

you don't actually not

Jim:

is an only fans handle alone quick. six inch? No. Yeah. No the foot long. Yeah.

The Miz:

We learned you only I forgot. We have that conversation at one point in time.

Jim:

I like subway.

The Miz:

I like getting chili from Wendy. Yes. I

Bobby:

feel like that's why these chili

The Miz:

chili on me.

Jim:

Oh, my big potato honey.

Bobby:

I have a guarantee. Would vouch that Wendy's is good chili.

Jim:

My family's obsessed with it.

Bobby:

It's four points for a blast. Of

Jim:

course we're obsessed. Hey,

Bobby:

the fucking man before Miss

Jim:

shits on the Midwest. Wendy's came from Columbus. That's right. Thank you. That's right, Wendy.

Bobby:

Huh? That's right.

The Miz:

Okay.

Bobby:

Do you know what else grazed here? Check your

The Miz:

pass. Oh, God,

Bobby:

you know else's baseline. Elle brands,

The Miz:

Abercrombie,

Bobby:

Victoria's Secret Bath and Body.

The Miz:

Wow. I would have thought you guys would be the number one biggest thing. No.

Unknown:

thoughts.

Bobby:

We don't take that cake. But we were on NBC News. So that was good. So

The Miz:

that's an interesting factoid. That's true.

Jim:

I've met her many

Bobby:

times may probably know your mom went to school with her.

The Miz:

It's like really actual. When

Bobby:

does she have like hair? Yeah. Dave Thomas. Yes,

Jim:

she does. She doesn't now she's alive. It's like it's round. Yeah, she's still Yeah, she's like, she's probably

Bobby:

now. Yes. What

The Miz:

does she looks like?

Jim:

She was just saying, mom. Now she's like a regular mildly overweight six year old woman. Looks like probably like your mom looks like my mom. big cup of chili. Remember Dave?

Bobby:

Dave Thomas was thick.

Jim:

Well, Dave Thomas adopted a bunch of his kids cuz he he fought for orphanages like he funded them. He adopted most of his children but I think Wendy was actually his biological bull.

Bobby:

That's why when he got the name after the restaurant got the name Wendy not

Jim:

Bobby. This is when he had a Wendy had a soda fountain in her bedroom.

The Miz:

Honestly, jealous. I would fucking love that

Bobby:

in her bedroom. Just imagine like leaning over. My

Jim:

mom used it. My mom loved it. My mom was like, Oh, we would just have slumber parties and go use her

The Miz:

I'd be guzzling that shut down all night.

Jim:

Non Stop.

Bobby:

Don't get me look at you now. Okay, mom shares on shares of Marina with fucking Stouffer. So

Jim:

yeah, do you know Jim Stouffer like stuffers frozen food

The Miz:

he's like so I do know stuffers

Jim:

Yeah, that's at the lake we know Jim stuffers

The Miz:

okay?

Jim:

Okay, we're just name my impress my

The Miz:

beef isn't with Wendy's the establishment it's I think it's funny that people go there and order chili.

Jim:

Like to go food like

The Miz:

I don't I don't like chili anyway.

Jim:

I just I just named you.

The Miz:

Like You I go to the bathroom. I get like fried chicken. But like,

Bobby:

I guess all we have to do to get you to eat chili is crush up the fucking beans and put it on a taco. I could put chili on a taco and you'd eat

The Miz:

maybe I just Damn it You fucking taco eater. eater. I don't know. I just it just strikes me as funny. It's really not that funny, but it just strikes me as funny. I pictures a weird Do you like drink it like that? Yeah. Wait, so you go to Wendy's get it comes out. Your dad was like, yeah, it's like premium crackers. Are you like scooping it in your mouth? Yeah. And I'm like,

Bobby:

Yeah, and I listened to

The Miz:

you're on the road and you're like, swerving around people like beeping at you and you're eating chili hanging

Bobby:

out or Connie, this is this is Columbus like we can just drive down the road and I have like a cyst on my car will drive in the lanes as long as I'm

The Miz:

like, hold it up to you like that.

Bobby:

I could if I wanted to, but I usually drive back to the parking lot.

The Miz:

I love that. He's like car chats or like him post chili like blowing off. That's

Bobby:

literally after chili. And some of them you can read the read of the chili. Look around my mouth.

The Miz:

I'm like I'm screaming. Yeah, so that's my whole point. It's not that Wendy's is itself crazy if you ordering Chili's? Crazy.

Bobby:

Thank you. And now let's go right into our segment with

Jim:

Ray. The more you know with chip.

The Miz:

The sick beat bro. Thing is on your SoundCloud page.

Jim:

I feel like I'm in the basement of the Hell's Kitchen club.

Bobby:

He has no idea what he's gonna get. You're gonna get fucked.

Jim:

I know. I'm worried. But it'll be great. Oh, what should I start? Yeah,

Bobby:

okay, floors, all yours.

Jim:

Might be clean. Well, recently, a Korean woman got infected in a lavatory of a plane with COVID-19. So now the Chinese government is forcing Chinese flight attendants to wear diapers. That's all

Bobby:

you You seem very odd with the more you know with Jim.

Jim:

Story is ridiculous.

Bobby:

It is that's the more you know, like, Who the fuck is wearing. Like, really?

Jim:

You know what this actually made me think of? Well, two things the Chinese government can get anything done like bullet trains done. And literally any project done we're gonna take the Yangtze River and we're gonna put dams all along it and flood villages. It's getting done. Like things that we want to do in America. They don't get done because we're like, well, but the Chinese government will make it happen. So if they're like flight attendants in America, do you think they would wear diapers?

The Miz:

I mean, no one Time Square do it on New Year's Eve, like all the time. So I don't know. I've been here 12 hours I have known a human that has worn a diaper to talk to Times Square to watch the ball drop

Bobby:

peepee or poopy poopy?

The Miz:

Like, like picture like mountains of Wendy's chili flying out

Bobby:

for new years in

The Miz:

Times Square.

Bobby:

I think it's kind of like like this.

Unknown:

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome on board display. My name is Tanya Mitchell and I'm here. I'm sorry.

The Miz:

How'd you find

Jim:

I want to chicken bees. But

Bobby:

I was like, Listen, I, you know, I can only imagine beyond like a spirit flight and some bits come and be like, Listen, I'm about to ship myself. You need to be quiet. You need to sit down and buckle up honey. Like, Jen, but you're on that plane. But like I've never flown spirit. I know.

Jim:

Flight attendants don't have they have to wear diapers. But did the passengers wear diapers? Because like those were diaper laboratories blown up at this point, like, even if the flight attendants were wearing diapers, how's that protecting?

The Miz:

I don't know. So everyone on the aircraft is sitting with like soiled diapers and you're gonna walk off the plane? I

Bobby:

mean, are we all shitting on planes?

The Miz:

Now? I've never shied away I don't know.

Bobby:

I almost have Jim. I was gonna say you probably. I, if there's anybody it's got to be Jim. Cuz it was like I go potty.

Jim:

Well,

Bobby:

I hold it the whole ride.

Jim:

No, not on the actual

Bobby:

I can't even fit in the bathroom. So

Jim:

you can even fit in the seat. The shade button? Yeah. I mean, but to be honest, no, the only time about I thought something might happen was when I thought the plane was crashing and the flight attendant strapped in and wouldn't tell me what was happening. And the pilot came on and said, we have to land early. And then we dropped out to shoot very quickly. This was on the way to Florida. And so I was like, okay, we're dying. I turned around and said I was in the last rows like so. Are we are we crashing? Like, have we lost an engine? What's going on? Why do we just drop she was like, I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm not permitted to tell you. And I was like, Okay, so I'm dying. So that I like grabbed my sister's hand or my friend's hand and we were just like, you know, wait a moment. But I didn't. I didn't like it

The Miz:

when in this turn of events was the shit like introduced?

Jim:

When the fear of dying?

The Miz:

You were like, instantly.

Jim:

Yeah, I was so so I can't go to the bathroom. And then I was like, no, hold it in.

Bobby:

I wonder how many people have that same thought.

Jim:

Most of the plane actually because afterwards we all talked about it so like why

The Miz:

do we almost die? Oh my god. Oh my god. And then the pilot went down and I was like, oh my god.

Jim:

We're back. The bulky. We weren't coming from Georgia, so no one said buki

Unknown:

true. I got a bogey.

Bobby:

I got a bookies. This is from a Saturday night. When my microphone failed. We already recorded this episode. So this is round two. You're getting secret's out and it's just it's fun. Topic I'll probably Yeah, so that's pretty. Um, that's pretty The more you know, I'm never going to I'm not running a fucking Chinese air. airplane.

Jim:

Can we have like a serious moment since we're about to dive into the death penalty?

Bobby:

Sure. When

Jim:

are we calling in I was about

The Miz:

to say one of the things China's gotten done is the death penalty for tax fraud. Like I know people that have been killed for that.

Bobby:

Yeah. The gays are they killed there?

The Miz:

I know. I ran a homosexuality they make you jump from a crane.

Bobby:

I mean, yeah. For some that work

The Miz:

for me fine. But like further greater public me up here faster.

Jim:

I'm telling. Where's the Hi,

The Miz:

I'm a faggot that you want to kill

Bobby:

me like he's lying. He's just joking. Like, you're so funny. And you're

The Miz:

like neither you're gonna kill me or I am so someone's gonna do it.

Jim:

I will suck you off in front row.

The Miz:

I will let you know I'm gay. So that you murder me.

Bobby:

Well, well, you're murdering your smile

The Miz:

to join.

Unknown:

So the

The Miz:

death penalty.

Jim:

This is are we ready?

Bobby:

Oh, man.

Jim:

I was gonna bring a diaper. Oh, okay, bring

Bobby:

him

Jim:

bring a diaper. This really like I learned from this. Okay. So do you remember when Donald Trump came out and was in front of a really tiny desk in the White House? Yep. And he had the big fat ass behind them. And it was like a bump. And everyone was like making comments on Twitter calling him diaper dawn. Well, that is ablest because there are a lot of people who have to use diapers to live their daily lives, who don't have control of their bowels or bladder and have to go about living with a diaper on. So all these people were making fun of Donald Trump for possibly wearing a diaper and a lot of adults were responding like, actually I have to wear diapers just to do everything. Right. So why are we Why is everyone laughing about this? Why are we making jokes about this?

Bobby:

We joke about his weight. We joke about it His speech. We joke about everything. So well, I'm on the spot.

The Miz:

I guess. I do. Just keep going by you get my young I

Jim:

mean, you're doing great.

The Miz:

You're too far into it now Bobby can't give up now.

Bobby:

I'm just saying like, how's that? I mean, it's able us maybe but also like, there's so much I mean remember the pitch play and like the turkey that bit his face or the eagle like you don't I mean, there's all kinds of shit goes on with him.

The Miz:

His face when he goes to pitch

Bobby:

I'm saying

The Miz:

like, my ego bit me and that's,

Bobby:

that's racist. You know, what do you mean?

Jim:

Bobby can definitely things gonna go terrible.

The Miz:

I can. I love it.

Bobby:

Hello, my slogan is making

The Miz:

me and that's racist. You racist bastards.

Bobby:

There's some racist Eagles in this world.

The Miz:

Get screaming. Okay, I do understand that argument that a ballistic argument I understand it. I just think it is a hard line to draw because it throws a ton of people make fun of people for that realities for people.

Unknown:

Sorry, Rob.

The Miz:

Welcome. Welcome. No,

Jim:

it is a hard line. You're in comedy. Ms. So you know, like, when is a joke? joke. And when

The Miz:

I bought my comedy, The loser of the Boston Comedy Festival. I personally think it's, and this is not the correct like way to feel but like it's also subjective anyway, so with about cares. My view is like if I'm like attacking a category that I myself fall into that I'm fine. Give us

Bobby:

give us an example of your give us like a little your categories. What

The Miz:

do you like, if I make a joke? I don't have jokes. But if I if I ask if I make fun of like, gay ness in comedy, I pray I find it funny. And I find it like that to me is self deprecation. So like, That, to me does not like sound offensive.

Jim:

And you make a fat joke because of your childhood.

The Miz:

I don't know.

Bobby:

You got to be currently kind of.

The Miz:

Yeah, you kind of have Yeah, like, you know, I've had people that and gay. I've had people say that, like, I could not have made fat jokes. And they're like, well, since you're like, not fat anymore. Like people aren't gonna like laugh because

Bobby:

they're like, Well, you could. But I feel like it's all how you said yeah, like if I'm very, like, I used to be the kid that ate a whole jar. Right? Look at this fat fuck in the front. comedy.

Jim:

You a whole jar of peanut butter.

The Miz:

I picture that butter, not fat. I fucking love peanut butter.

Jim:

But I had two spoonfuls and I am full. Okay. Give me a bag of Reese's. And I'll finish them off. Yeah, no joke about like cheese sticks versus like a box of cookies. like would you eat white cheese pieces? Or like string cheese versus cheese sticks? I don't know how to tell john You know

The Miz:

the old string g versus G's next job. Oh, but yeah, cuz it's like,

Jim:

because they're like with you. He ate eight pieces of string cheese like eight string cheeses. But he ate cheese sticks.

The Miz:

I have no idea what the difference between a string cheese and a cheese stick of?

Jim:

Oh, you don't sell it there. So like we peel like Pete but like little sticks of cheese. Bobby. Even more cheese.

Bobby:

It's like little string cheese just like pull it off. But usually I eat it from the top.

Jim:

String Cheese.

The Miz:

I it's I'm looking at string cheese but it looks like a cheese.

Unknown:

What?

Bobby:

string cheese so it is a it is a cheese stick. But stick is frog a mozzarella

The Miz:

stick.

Jim:

A cheese stick is a mozzarella stick. That's frog.

Bobby:

Yeah, that's how we say it in the Midwest.

The Miz:

I got you. I got you give me some corn and cheese. I'll take

Jim:

six and I want the dip and solves

Bobby:

all the songs are getting worse. So discussing in the middle.

The Miz:

I definitely understand that. That

Jim:

restaurant. We call the cheese planks because they're literally like

Bobby:

chunk there is a place here that literally I mean you wanna it's like a meal she's planning costing. Tracy's disgusting. No, it's not it's good, but it's been. It's not but it's just like

The Miz:

I'm gonna look up a cheese plant

Jim:

doesn't mean cat and gracies is gross.

Bobby:

No, I love Padre

Jim:

dieting and now patent.

Bobby:

Fox say well I'm sorry, I'm my lifestyle has changed it

Jim:

has.

Bobby:

I'm actually really happy with cheese and I'm seeing results.

The Miz:

Can someone clarify what a cheese plank is? I can't find it on the internet.

Bobby:

They basically weld together for

Jim:

black But like it's like two cheese sticks side by side and yeah,

The Miz:

ladder. Okay.

Jim:

Yeah. plank and cheese playing porn and see what comes up.

Unknown:

Okay.

Bobby:

Oh yeah, I will try achieve like, Man The more you know with Jim has really given me Really?

The Miz:

I know I know a lot more

Bobby:

I didn't know you know when your info on though

The Miz:

was I yeah the death

Bobby:

Listen, we need to we need to talk about liquid data we do need to talk about like Marshall and then speaking of death we're gonna perfect

The Miz:

perfect segue.

Bobby:

Okay, so we're ready to talk about that panel, I just have to keep a silence so that I know where I

The Miz:

write insert, insert here. Okay,

Bobby:

so I don't know how to handle it, but

The Miz:

it's a hot topic. It's definitely a hot is and not the store that me and my sister used to go to the buy SpongeBob shirt.

Bobby:

I see it like emo band shirts. So

The Miz:

I wore a SpongeBob shirt to go see Good Charlotte in like, fifth grade, and I thought I was the clown. And you

Bobby:

know how I knew you were I mean, I first thought it was called blade was

The Miz:

so the death penalty. I Honest to God now there everyone knows that this is the second time we're recording this. I really don't know how it came up the first time.

Bobby:

Okay, so my neighbor jack said you should talk about what's going on the death penalty right now because Trump has decided to just start killing people off since the election obviously. And he's he's killed like so doesn't three was the last federal execution. And all of a sudden now this year he like he like there was some ban against it, I guess. And he like signed away so that they could start executing again. And now he's just like, lining him up laying them up for you, Lee okay. And so that's the controversy is like, Is this right? Is it wrong? And so we can step back. So we can take a step back, right? Like

The Miz:

I here's my kind of like beef with this issue is that like a two things? Number one, like I don't know enough about the history and about how it's currently being, like, used to have an actual educated point of view. And I think that it's just so completely subjective, that like, there's never going to be a resolution. It's either people are gonna be mad, it's about that's not abolished, or people gonna be mad that it is abolished. Like it's not going to be a unanimous, like, happy place. So I find like issues like that very challenging to like, discuss.

Bobby:

The thing that I find challenging is that the people who praise the Lord who got nailed to a cross and died on a cross are the same ones that are for the death penalty, which is what their Lord and Savior, right No,

Jim:

you don't say they're pro life and they're like, I'm a staunch Catholic, and I'm against abortion because it's murder, but kill those murderers and it's like,

Bobby:

that might not be murderers.

Jim:

Yeah, they might not be murderers Have you proved proven it and the Catholic Church is actually against the death penalty? Even if they are murderers the Catholic Church teaches that the death penalty is wrong. So how are you pro life if you're for the death penalty, but against abortion, and you think you're Catholic and that's how you're justifying this whole life situation?

Bobby:

So I think that becomes the biggest problem with it is it's so convoluted and so like subjective like and so I will say this my personal view on it is that so I feel like well, first of all, I've been doing some research since our last time speaking about it that was a failure and I've realized that there is a lot of fucking money that goes into killing one person Yeah, and by that I mean like the drugs first of all the drugs are like hard to get second of all the lawyers that are just involved in the whole entire process because he can they can appeal so many fucking times on death row, that tax money is being used for these lawyers. So like, we are spending so much fucking money on people on death row millions, millions versus them just sitting in prison and rotting the rest of their life which and and again, if you want to circle back to the Christianity and all this shit, like forgiveness, and blah, blah, you would think that then they would be like, okay, these guys should be able to go to jail for life and like, fix their lives so they can make it to the kingdom of heaven or whatever. And I'm not trying to bring it religious, but I'm just saying like, a lot of these people who have these problems are the ones where like, you're not getting into the you're not getting the gates of heaven. But do you don't I mean, yeah, but forgiveness is their biggest thing. It just doesn't make sense to me. Yeah.

Jim:

Forgiveness, forgiveness, forgiveness, but if you commit murder, that is we cannot forgive that.

Bobby:

Yeah. And again, if it's unprovable that's the problem that I have is like, okay, you're saying, like, do you remember the Green Mile?

Jim:

Well, the other thing is what oh, I have a question. Yeah, the Green Mile. He saved a rat and it lived forever. The biggest question is,

The Miz:

is that not what I don't know what the fuck yeah,

Unknown:

I kind of did. Yeah.

Jim:

You're right on death row and he like fixed a rat and he had powers.

Bobby:

Yeah, he was like he got electrocuted or something. And then he had like power. I don't know. It was weird, but he was he was innocent, but he died on the electric chair. So

Jim:

causing that's why I don't like the death penalty.

Bobby:

Okay, well, it's because the Green Mile and death penalty

The Miz:

is bad. I okay. My my official stance is I am against the current state of the death penalty. I think we could reform it like heavily like most policies in our government to be a more equitable experience for all citizens that are subject to our laws and regulations. I and the reason why I won't fall out, say I'm against it is I do think there are a number of scenarios in history where I think the death penalty was the appropriate outcome. I'm talking I'm talking like, like serial killers, like people who have like, right, upwards of like, 30 people, like Albert Fish, remember that guy. He like cannibalized and like kidnapped kids. He said he did over 100 times like john Wayne Gacy, that like clown murderer, like these people. Like, I don't take issue with them receiving the death penalty. I don't. And I and I knew that. And I know that the main arguments like well, why is life without parole, like sufficient? And I think that the main argument to that is like the people like family members of the victims, like want justice, and like, the image of justice is like that. scale, that famous scale. So you're gonna take some like, serial killer clown, who's killed 33 young men, and like life without parole is supposed to be like the counterpart to that.

Bobby:

But again, is murder the end?

The Miz:

Well, I think people want justice for what he's done. I think then, yeah.

Jim:

This is like, what is the point of the death penalty? Because you hear a lot of people say, well, oh, well, we need the death penalty. It prevents other people from committing murder, and then they can die. It's like,

The Miz:

I don't agree with that.

Jim:

bringing justice, you talk to the family members, and they're like, Well, nothing is going to bring my family member back killing this person did nothing, right. Oh, they're dead now. Okay, well, they're no longer suffering. They're just literally dead. And they don't exist. But my family members not back. And I'm still suffering, I'm still suffering. They're not suffering anymore. If they had been sitting in a jail cell, and they can't, they don't freedom, they can't do anything. Maybe they would be suffering. But now they're dead.

The Miz:

Yeah, I'd be curious to know the split of people that think that way versus the other water mountain

Jim:

interviews and said, I don't feel any different, like now he's dead. Now they're dead.

Bobby:

When a lot of people try to reverse it, they're like, Listen, he my daughter doesn't have a second chance. But this person, especially the religious people, who are like, legit religious and not just doing it for a fucking political reasons, or whatever. Some people will say like, forgiveness is the biggest thing. And putting him to death isn't going to give me any closure. But forgiving him? Well,

Jim:

yeah. And they do get forgiveness. I forgive that.

Bobby:

It's crazy. It's really fucked up. And I think if you're not in the position is really hard to comment on as well. As a family member of somebody who, you know, got killed, but I don't know.

Jim:

Family members, as

Bobby:

some people like it killed

Jim:

us, America love the death penalty, and some people in Afghanistan hate the death penalty. Well,

Bobby:

well, actually. So yeah, it's just very um, so with Trump, though, what do we think about that situation? I don't know.

Unknown:

Right now. Okay. So

Bobby:

Trump's basically just killing people now, like,

The Miz:

I don't know anything about it.

Bobby:

Okay, well, I'm telling you, Trump's killing people on a rapid pace. He there's there's been nobody killed on the what is the federal? Is that the word? The Federal death? row. They haven't been killed since 2003.

The Miz:

Okay. Thank you.

Bobby:

Thank you. I love how I make a fucking whole spreadsheet of like, all this shit and links, like, I don't know about them about it. I know you didn't read any of it. It's fine. I know where you're at. I

Jim:

was like,

Bobby:

I know where you lie. Don't worry. Just trust me. I've been doing this for a year and a half. I know you don't read anything.

Jim:

I read it. I literally read it about you to outline and I was like, fine. I'm gonna fucking read it. And then I was like, are we doing this again?

The Miz:

Well, okay, so from what I'm seeing right now. I mean, I think this is where it gets challenging, too, is like, the reason why it's so polarizing is because each of these cases you have to like the side if they're above the threshold or below the threshold of deserving the death penalty. So it's like, it's factually up to like everyone's interpretation of how like severe This is so i don't i'm i'm skimming these but doesn't look like it doesn't look like any of the famous examples that I cited where I would say that it's like, appropriate.

Jim:

But is it ever appropriate because like this is just as being carried out in the name of every citizen in this country, we're saying, we have decided to kill someone, we have decided to kill you, we're going to kill you. And not all of us agree with the death penalty, like in the European Union, you there is no death penalty. They've all decided no, the death penalty is not appropriate ever. We're not doing Yeah. But in America, like, in some cases, some people are being put to death. And we don't have a direct say because it's based on states rights. And like Texas decides to put someone to death. But that is a federal decision. Like why are we all been involved in this? I don't want to be putting people to death. That's not my justice.

The Miz:

I mean, I we are depending on the situation, I don't mind. Right. So that's why I like still a thing.

Bobby:

But we're not all so it's never solved.

Jim:

We all get on someone's life. I mean, it's literally like a jury.

Bobby:

Again, if I see you walking into like, let's just say like Sandy Hook, for example. It's been however many years now. And I see that motherfucker walking through the hallway on video shooting people. I am not mad that he's getting put to death period. And that might be controversial. Like after they're captured, but I proven proven though they

Jim:

can't kill anyone else. And they're literally in a prison forever.

Bobby:

But then do we want people in prison?

Jim:

Well, it's cheaper than the death penalty. What have you done when

Bobby:

you put them on an island? or something?

Jim:

Well, what are you what have you gotten out of killing them? What what? What sense of good Have you gotten? Oh, I killed them. Now they're dead. Thank God.

The Miz:

I think there are people that do absolutely feel that way and get retribution. Gratitude I like.

Jim:

Yeah, but like, what is revenge do for you? Long?

The Miz:

I think that's a very personal, that answer would vary greatly.

Bobby:

Yeah, the kids so then that's where that's why we're never gonna resolve that issue. Nope. That's why the death penalty is always gonna be a problem

Jim:

in America because other countries don't have it? Well, this is like what? This literally makes me feel like when kids are dying in schools, and people are like, that's the price of freedom. When we have our second again, we have guns, we have guns. This is the price of freedom school shootings. And I'm like, maybe we don't, yeah, to have this freedom to have unlimited assault rifles. And kids dying in schools, maybe we don't need to have 60 bullets per second, in order to have freedom to own a gun, like maybe kind of a hunting rifle that doesn't shoot this many bullets per se. You know, like,

Bobby:

well, constitution needs rights.

The Miz:

I'm completely on the opposite end. I am on the death penalty.

Jim:

I know. But I'm just saying all of these problems are uniquely American. I will either

The Miz:

absolutely as widespread in a lot of areas like Iran, Pakistan, Egypt, where freedom is not necessarily widespread.

Jim:

widespread in which countries right, it's widespread and dictatorship.

The Miz:

So it's not the price of freedom.

Jim:

I don't want to be you. I don't want to be in any relation to China, Russia, Iran, Saudi Arabia, like we have the highest prison population in the world. And the line is China, North Korea. I mean, it's not we're not a great company when it comes to our prison system. The death penalty.

Bobby:

I mean, I'm I'm living for this conversation though, cuz I feel like this is kind of what needs to be done

The Miz:

thing is understand that our world is so complex and so subjective that there's just so many different views.

Bobby:

One and when you put it like that, Jim, it makes me think like, wow, we are like, like it's for us we are how free the fuck are we? We're not how great are we

Jim:

we have the most prisoners per capita like the worse. We're the worst. gun deaths per per capita, per country

The Miz:

completely agree with the gun?

Jim:

deaths per COVID per in the world. Like we think we're so free. But right now, we can't travel to any other country. And when we are trapped in this country, we're just like, Hmm, well, the death penalty is sacred. But we're free. But we're free of

Bobby:

$18 trillion into the military. That's

Jim:

not doing any guns as I want. But I'm worried about my kids dying in school from a school shooting. Yeah, I know about how free that feels.

Bobby:

Which PS I have like a side story. It's really quick town. So there was a kid that was talking to Santa Claus and he wanted a gun or something. And so the Santa was like, you don't need a gun. Like, you know, guns are bad. Like, I don't know what he said basically like saying like, maybe

Jim:

he's like, I'm not gonna bring you guns. So guess who did bring him

Bobby:

a gun? The NRA. They say package of guns and shit. And the kids like seven. I'm like this is this is America we are so concerned with.

Jim:

We're not going to kill an embryo. But fuck, right.

Bobby:

Right, but let's give a seven year old a gun so we can shoot himself in the face when he accidently doesn't

The Miz:

know. How many stories do you take it upon you or somebody in your hometown here and go shoot up the city of Kenosha?

Jim:

Right. Oh, God. I mean, this is it's just, it's so frustrating to hear like the valley. It's like, what are our values, like, the people that I just I don't want to be in the company of the people who are like, I am for the death penalty, but I'm against abortion. I'm for gun, right. rivaling the protester, like, Yeah, I'd rather just not be with that group.

Bobby:

Do you think that this this country can heal? Or do you think we're going to separate ways? I feel like,

Jim:

No,

Bobby:

I don't see a point, we're gonna have to say like, this isn't working.

Jim:

I don't think we're going to separate ways. I think that these conflicting values have been here since the beginning. And like, we had this little civil war where we were like, okay, we're gonna choose slavery and fight over that. But I think the the confliction is gone on.

The Miz:

Yeah, I would agree with that.

Jim:

I think I think we're still fighting about the same issues like personal freedoms, it's always it is, it's like, which personal freedoms? Do you value more? You're,

The Miz:

like, kind of like, departs that logic for me, because I think once you've done enough to, like, lose your personal freedoms, and I don't give a fuck if you have your personal freedoms.

Bobby:

And I can get on board that too. I'm kind of in the middle of that, like, I, again, I can see where it's appropriate. But I also see,

The Miz:

right like, in an ideal world, we wouldn't have to do the death penalty to anyone because no one would go rape and killed 33 people

Bobby:

find murder a grave. Yeah, I

Jim:

just don't see the point of it. Like, I

Bobby:

just want a free world.

Jim:

What's it accomplishing?

The Miz:

I understand that I do think like, what you're basically writing that was like a sunk cost, which a lot of people won't view it that way. Like a lot of people will want to get retribution and justice, even if it's not necessarily how you would define the word

Jim:

or like weren't even involved in the crime and they want that and it's like, okay, okay,

Bobby:

so what if you took the allocation of money for the death sentence because it costs billions, millions of dollars and you put that towards community outreach or community like mental health or you know, feeding people like that's where I feel like we have changed the narrative

The Miz:

that's why that's why penalty and policy would be in our best interest.

Bobby:

Period.

The Miz:

But if you go and trust clown and murder and rape 33 people I yeah, I want to you definitely inject you with a lethal injection. Government to do that, bitch, I'll do that first.

Bobby:

Oh, great. We're getting banned from Twitter already. Well, this is what these 2am being like, he's me, like, I'm pumped everybody Fuck this. I'm gonna inject you with a poison now. I wouldn't have 58 and 59

The Miz:

subway tracks?

Bobby:

Well, I think this was like a positive conversation. I feel like it's not that the conversation with

The Miz:

conclusion is a very multifaceted commerce conclusion. And that's the reality

Bobby:

but feel free to write us or call us and talk about it because honestly, I would love to hear your

Jim:

comments. Well, you know why I should put a Twitter or

The Miz:

an attack my stance on your dog

Bobby:

attack him

The Miz:

rally

Jim:

religious people out there I feel like we have the MS is Old Testament like I for Nye. I'm over here like turn the other cheek. Bobby's kind of like I like him. I'm not sure what he's like outside the religion. There you go. I'm

Bobby:

I'm more like I'm more concerned

The Miz:

with Eagles eating his face and calling it racist.

Bobby:

I'm concerned that diapers are a blast. You know what I mean? Like, are we really gonna be

Jim:

able is like literally I know someone who wears diapers every day. They have to I

Bobby:

know people who have worn diapers. Yet children's called no adult. I know an adult he'll have a penis problem.

Jim:

Like so people were literally ragging Trump as if like wearing a diaper would be the worst. But again, you still put papers like okay, who cares? Okay, but people,

Bobby:

but people drag him

Jim:

He's a fucking despot. That's what makes him bad. He's a fascist, not the diaper.

The Miz:

I agree. I'm

Bobby:

just saying.

Jim:

Let's make fun of man honey.

Bobby:

You're like Petra right now you're like that fucking

The Miz:

Danna

Bobby:

give you a little hi and Jen. Honey that purple Jen and he's ready to die.

The Miz:

No, I think Jim, you are speaking very politically correct. I agree. I agree. It's Yes, right? Yeah,

Jim:

we need a we're not gonna get bandwidth here.

The Miz:

I know I agree. I agree.

Jim:

No, but trust me I fucking like yet.

Bobby:

My same

Jim:

jokes and then I was like oh shit. I don't really because you don't think about these things is no one points them out ever like oh because when you don't know people who are like that you just don't

Bobby:

it sounds like We want a world that doesn't exist unfortunately like we're all talking like we all want to get along and you know that's ablest and you know like we were talking earlier today Jim I'm not gonna go into this is probably cut out but not that deaf. That Deaf thing yeah earlier

Jim:

Oh like a there's this video of like someone being like, is this a tick tock dance or is this someone communicating in sign language? And so it's like going from like a crate of fake reporter being like,

Bobby:

like doing Tick tock, tick tock. They always go like,

Unknown:

Yeah,

Bobby:

what's up? Give me it. Well, they showed somebody doing sign language and they were like, is this a real? Is this a tick tock dance and then he was trying to like mimic her. So like, okay, you're gonna watch it, but here's the thing. Okay. It's not good, but like,

Jim:

I think

Bobby:

it could be but we don't know.

The Miz:

It is legit. I think it's like bowling on your way in like, making fun of like, me,

Bobby:

telling me there's gonna be no such thing as comedy. Early like we know it. There's gonna be no comedy. It's gonna be all be like, well, I can't say that. So, but everybody's thinking it but nobody's fucking saying it. And I you know what? I'm done.

Jim:

Do we have where I from?

The Miz:

I agree. I like I don't know.

Bobby:

I know. It's hard. Like cuz you can't Oh, that's able as well. I can't make fun.

The Miz:

I really, personally don't find a fence in any comedy. But like, I know, I'm not everyone else. Right?

Bobby:

I agree. Because I love the comedy where like, like, I love black comedians who make fun of white people like Dave Chappelle making from the trans community. I was laughing my ass off. And that would have gotten me and I'm gonna cut this out. But that would have gotten me canceled.

The Miz:

Yeah, yeah, I agree. Like, but it's a joke.

Bobby:

It's called a joke.

The Miz:

I know. Like, when

Bobby:

are we gonna? When are we gonna bring jokes back? I mean, jokes have been canceled.

Jim:

make jokes great again.

Bobby:

It's true. Like what are you supposed to do? Just sit up there and be like, Well, my mom usually watches hallmark movies and she actually showed it to my boss and Yeah. Because she's pretty soon it's like No wonder you didn't go the next round. You need to be able to

The Miz:

go the next round. It did. I

Unknown:

wouldn't even do the shit.

The Miz:

You've no idea.

Bobby:

Right? The first round the one that got you to the second round. Don't you fucking Forget it. Yeah.

The Miz:

That's true.

Bobby:

Your tires? Yeah. Sorry, but the busy

Jim:

book that I sent it to you, um, as you can see if it's able,

The Miz:

I think I may be I mean, I don't know. I don't know if I know. Yeah, we need to do blatantly like being rude. You

Bobby:

know, we're gonna have an herbalist episode we need to like really dig into this but like not soon, but like, at some point we need to like have a like somebody on like a somebody who knows about ableism or whatever

Unknown:

you call it when you

Jim:

Oh, Lord, we need him to get Okay, we're going to get you a TED talk to watch just like the fuck you

The Miz:

I just what I fear is literally you can make the case you can make the ableism case literally anything.

Bobby:

So it's like, right. It's a lot of it. Having a podcast I can't speak cuz some people can't afford to speak.

The Miz:

People. Some some more.

Bobby:

Are mute. Mute. Yeah. So it's a ballast. There's something they can type enable us because I can hear in

The Miz:

my head. Like you're not creating content like highlighting that, you know, like this person is.

Jim:

You been able to hear it's not any bliss. Like you're allowed to use headphones. It would be like if you're like making fun of people who can't hear. Yeah. And you're like, haha, what if you couldn't use headphones? You fucking idiot. Oh,

Bobby:

I get that. That's like, just rude.

Jim:

Yeah, babe. Like, did you hear that? You?

The Miz:

Can you hear? Yeah,

Bobby:

that'd be my job. Like, you fucking idiot.

Jim:

You can hear Yeah, like,

Bobby:

Can you hear this? What

Jim:

that would be? That'd be pretty bad.

Bobby:

I know.

Jim:

If you wouldn't do that joke. And

Bobby:

how do we get on this?

Jim:

Oh, you're making fun of like, if there was a rumor Oh, would you make fun of them with that joke? Probably not.

Bobby:

The tic Tock joke.

Jim:

Right. I actually think I would you play that in front of them.

Bobby:

I would play that for them.

Jim:

Think of that. Look at that.

Bobby:

I think they would laugh. Oh yeah. Look at I really think they would laugh looks like a dance. You've got to ask a deaf person.

Jim:

a deaf person, the way you communicate the job.

Unknown:

Does anybody know anybody who's deaf?

Bobby:

That's like cool hobby.

The Miz:

Oh my god that was bad. I'm not a doctor I say like if I'm I'm in the category I find it not offensive. Yeah, if I'm not

Bobby:

you're not really but that's what I'm saying. So like if there was a gay joke doing the same thing we'd be laughing our asses off. But who are we to say that the deaf people are going to be offended? Well, I guess like a ballista we can tell

The Miz:

the straight man making gay jokes I guarantee a lot of gays will be offended I personally wouldn't. Right? I'm sure a lot of gays wouldn't be so bad their problem Bobby is even

Bobby:

it was like comparison is their compare like where's the line though? Because they're a compare because that's my favorite comedies when they're like, you know, straight guys, they'll do this but the gay guys they'll do this and I think that it's hysterical when they do like the comparing, but is that inappropriate? I don't know

Jim:

if it's playing on like the worst stereotypes of it and not talking about the worst stereotypes of the straight men then yes, I don't like it. So whoever presenting it needs to be talking making their side of it worse, like yeah, bring up Pecha because there's, there's trust me there's a lot of negatives from straight people. Yeah,

Bobby:

that's another day.

Jim:

That's a whole other episode. We've got emos to review like the cat.

Bobby:

Yeah, we got to go.

The Miz:

To review I got memos to review.

Bobby:

On a bow, um, well. So I've

Unknown:

I feel

Jim:

some content. We definitely like

The Miz:

we just went rogue for like 10 minutes, but like, we didn't go out. But some

Bobby:

maybe that could be the maybe the road could be Patreon even though I haven't even

The Miz:

come come paid on for ableism

Bobby:

people pay me

Jim:

pained to see Chris Brown do nothing.

Unknown:

Listen. Yeah.

The Miz:

I I don't regret my purchase.

Jim:

Oh, I got to show you the purchases. I've made like these people.

Bobby:

There's one guy picked up that Where's like the army where they call them the shorts. They call him like,

Jim:

workout shorts.

Bobby:

Yeah, what they call they're called something but anyway, he does. He's dancing stick flopping and he has an only fans. I'm like, Oh my God. But it's like 99 a month.

Jim:

I'm like a monk but you don't have to keep I pay for a month and then it's like a one time you have 30 days of material. Can you just like oh, Lord it you can screen record it. You got the whole video forever. Okay,

Bobby:

well, maybe I'll join tonight. It's like 10

Jim:

I pay like $5 for some of these straight carpenters and I have their videos forever.

Bobby:

Listen, I'm just gonna not to go back to Donnie, but Danny's got a nice deck I'm just saying means alcohol. No,

The Miz:

I'm not gonna lie. I I'm kind of underwhelmed by Donnie. I'm kind of underwhelmed, but I think a lot of it has to do with his race.

Bobby:

Right? You don't like white people, but even?

The Miz:

No, but even so, you'll see like, I can make them white. You know, like, it's self deprecating. And that, like, I don't write white people and I'm a white person. Right? Right. No, but honestly, people probably be like, no, you're racist or something like I don't know. Like, I don't know where I don't know how that goes on. They're like, having a sexual preference based on race is isn't preferences racism. I'm like, but what if it's, I don't like white people. Is it racism? Am I racist against white people?

Jim:

blacks and Asians when it's in the Grindr profile and kind of wondering like, yeah,

Unknown:

you're like, No,

The Miz:

no, I just don't respond anyways. But like, is that racist? Or is that a preference? Like, is that valid? Like I don't know.

Bobby:

I don't know. That's a good question. Like are if a black person says no,

Jim:

I mean, references based on race is probably race

The Miz:

right? So I'm racist against white people.

Bobby:

Your char vagelos.

Jim:

diaper. I mean, I

Bobby:

think next week, we need to talk about lighter things like moving

The Miz:

should we have like a review in neighborhoods or something like where we

Unknown:

become

Bobby:

the best neighborhoods in the country? Yeah,

The Miz:

I'll cover the top three.

Bobby:

Because you live in the top three, probably neerim top three, I know. Boystown will be on there, but it's not called Boystown anymore because it's just

Unknown:

um it's true. I would

Jim:

ablest

Bobby:

I don't fucking okay. around the world and

The Miz:

sexism these sexy

Bobby:

days town. What's boys downtown?

Jim:

It's in Chicago. It's like the gay is named. We're

Bobby:

going to Chicago by the way like that's not a joke as a podcast we're going to Chicago cuz we will place to stay with like really too hot gays.

The Miz:

Yeah, they are hot. Shout out to Aaron and Tyler.

Jim:

I keep watching. Who which ones he acts or who's in Austin Jesse. Jesse. Yeah. Yeah,

Bobby:

he's hot too.

Jim:

He's always lifting and posting videos of that.

Bobby:

Mikey.

Jim:

Yes. So yeah, look at it. Yeah. Yeah, he makes noise it's a cute cats like a dog rain.

Bobby:

Yeah, it's like, like it goes outside and like comes back in and like he doesn't run like a regular cat one.

The Miz:

You know? Either way. It sounds like time. Well, just the cat.

Bobby:

I'm not Jessie. Trust me. You'd like Jesse the cat. Well, maybe you wouldn't.

Jim:

Oh, he would like Jesse. Yeah, you would like Jesse.

Bobby:

He can I think you'd like Jesse.

Jim:

Yes. Showing. Well,

Bobby:

we'll send you a cat. There's been another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. Well, I accidentally hit it, but I was like, maybe it is. Wrap it up. Alright, let's wrap it up. Well, make sure you subscribe and review us if you want. is Jim frozen. That was actually really good, Jim. Yeah, that was good. Make sure you subscribe. Make sure you join her Instagram. Follow us on Twitter because that's getting hot and heated. We're about to go fuck, fuck. We're about to go. Speak to the Petra girl. Trisha

Unknown:

Why would you

The Miz:

sing her name with a tossin Kim?

Bobby:

I know

Jim:

her or knows who she is. We don't need him.

Bobby:

I'm gonna cut it all

Jim:

out. Like deserve to be mentioned. Okay.

The Miz:

We're gonna tissue paper Paige.

Jim:

Let's talk about the death penalty. But Trisha patrias was eating an Oreo the other day and oh my god. This episode. We can't have Trisha Patronus in here.

Bobby:

Sure, we can enable us if we don't. Why I was able it. I don't fucking know.

Jim:

ableism and not Neither do I don't. Neither do I.

Bobby:

But great. Now that I don't like it. I'm unable us. This has been another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim.

The Miz:

I'm the myth.

Bobby:

Thanks for joining us. See you next week. Bye.

The Miz:

Thank you for listening to another episode of reason Not Doing So Well. Leave a message with questions or comments at 669-207-4643 Don't forget to save that.

Unknown:

I don't even need to.

The Miz:

I can just cut that out. Who is that? We don't know. Okay, so

Bobby:

are you Hello?

Unknown:

Hi boys.

Bobby:

I paid for it like

The Miz:

Fiverr

Bobby:

called Fiverr whatever I found out I found it so don't close out your browser can

Jim:

I'm scared again like the sign out so I can talk to me alone.

Bobby:

Wait, why don't you just get on FaceTime this I pay for this. You pay for this? So you can go you can go fucking up. Yeah, shit. Like $8 Bobby,

The Miz:

I have to say yeah, because he's so blown away by your like, commitment.

Jim:

Dedicated I realized it. I feel like you're

The Miz:

like leaving me to be more like

Jim:

he's trying to get out of

The Miz:

you. I like Donnie are making strides to go after your passion. Johnny, jerk off.

Jim:

I'm gonna make

Bobby:

$40,000 Johnny or Joe Donnie. Not only wanted to have a wheel he said what if I got a spin wheel now and I spun it and then whatever it said landed on I do I'm like honey,

The Miz:

Danny.

Jim:

Oh, Donny made 30

Bobby:

guitar neck somebody goes on though. We got to go on

Jim:

what I do when we got to go on.

The Miz:

isolated and like filmed in like a basement

Bobby:

probably. We need to go into camera.

Jim:

You said I had bad bad on

Bobby:

Donnie is in the basement somewhere in New Hampshire fishing boat.

The Miz:

He you know literally