Puke & Rally ( Labor Day Binge, Management, Cash Only Bars, Weddings)

Bobby: 0:00

Okay, oh my god, I'm at Wendy's. But listen, this lady knows my order. I don't know if she's remember now or not, but here we go. Because it's not Monday, but it's still big potato Tuesday. Hi, what can I do for you today? Hi, can I get a number six? And instead of fries Can I get a Chilean cheese baked potato with two sour creams? Are you getting the medium Coke Zero? Yes. already looking at the window. Thanks. Welcome. She's Not Doing So Well. Comedy podcast featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing? Because Listen, I'm at a GE gym

Jim: 0:45

at the top. What can I say? Finally he's just like you can unfollow me if you don't like my body.

Bobby: 0:51

The Ms.

The Miz: 0:52

Oh my God tell me all about

Unknown: 0:55

your York right.

The Miz: 0:56

But you like mushroom shaped?

Bobby: 1:03

drunk in

The Miz: 1:05

Jim's face right now. It's killing me.

Bobby: 1:08

Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jeff.

The Miz: 1:16

I'm the man. I'm Jim. Jim's throwing hurled in the middle of those.

Bobby: 1:23

Oh, he is so sick. I haven't never favorite towel. Oh, sorry. We're recording. Yeah, you're sick of full content. So she wants to get in the hot tub and go downtown and party with gays tonight. Oh, no. I don't know. He's like literally throwing up in front of me right now.

Jim: 1:44

No, I'm not planning on going anywhere tonight. Unless I rally.

The Miz: 1:49

I think you should rally. I may. Better than like a puke and then take a swig of alcohol.

Bobby: 1:56

Oh, God. This is not good. It's not pukekohe either. Oh, no, it's bad. It's always bad. Epic start of an episode. Oh, well. Jim is I know what isn't thinking. There's water.

Jim: 2:13

It's literally water. It's water. Yeah, that's bad when you can't keep water down.

Bobby: 2:17

That's bad when you open your mouth throw up, right? Yeah. I saved that. I actually actively a fan. I actually love it. Wow.

Jim: 2:31

Well, this is all things to bourbon. Which I'm never drinking again.

Bobby: 2:34

Yeah, well, your hangover.

Jim: 2:36

So my friends are like let's have a bourbon night. Okay,

Bobby: 2:40

Koufax re Bourbons not. Oh, I didn't know that. For me. It's like so strong. Well, yeah. Oh, he's throwing up again.

Jim: 2:49

If I think about bourbon, I will by the dude. Yeah, it was just non stop. And I think I had like six bourbon mixed drinks that I thought were just normal. You see,

Bobby: 2:57

we're gonna make them throw it by just.

Jim: 3:02

No, it's not that it's just life.

Bobby: 3:05

Oh my god. You're throwing up your life.

Jim: 3:07

Yeah, life makes me throw up.

Bobby: 3:09

So that's pretty bad jam. That's

Jim: 3:11

pretty. Yeah, it was very bad.

Bobby: 3:13

I mean, I've never seen him this time over. It's like kind of making me feel validated that we all get old and we all start feeling the effects and it's happened

Jim: 3:21

to my children. You can't have six bourbon drink set after

Bobby: 3:24

fog.

Jim: 3:25

I didn't know that. I've never had bourbon throw up last night. Now. Well, yes, I did in the Uber.

Bobby: 3:30

Nice. That is just yeah, I'm so proud. Like, I'm sure it's really giving you a lot more accolades right now. Well,

Jim: 3:40

30 minutes away from my home. So that was my first mistake to go there. Because I'm like, Yeah, let's do with this to place. Yeah. In Canada. Yes. In Canada, and I even brought my passport and also lost it at my friend's house, but Well, my expired one.

Bobby: 3:56

Why? Why would you bring your present job?

Jim: 3:59

I was going to Canada. Oh, so she got the time and I lost it. And I have a picture of me holding it. But

Bobby: 4:10

Wow, you're a

Jim: 4:10

goddamn disaster. 30 minutes away. And I'm like, how am I getting home after I realized I was way too drunk? Like my How am I did you drive there? Did you over there? We got

Bobby: 4:20

driven there. You got driven there. Okay. But after you have some bourbon, you can't drive back. So you're like, I'll just take an Uber Yeah, and I cannot believe Uber did they

Jim: 4:30

kept going? I threw up very quietly in my sweatshirt in my sweats. Oh my god. I had my sweatshirt in my hand. I just made a bowl out of it and then like put my mouth now and I was like,

The Miz: 4:40

I love throwing up in an Uber I throw up Ubers all the time. Is that what you got kicked off of Uber? No, I got kicked out of Uber because my friend got naked and Uber but I have thrown up Ubers bullshit that they got naked but it was on my account, but I usually just don't even tell anyone I just throw up on the floor and like act like it was there when I found it. Like, oh, like,

Bobby: 5:02

I don't really drink until I throw up that to me is

Jim: 5:06

and that well, I don't I haven't thrown up after drinking and that to me. Final answer that to me I

The Miz: 5:12

usually don't either I usually purposely throw up after drinking because I will also eat but when I do drink throw up one time I was in Queens at the sukkah bar comm melody, and I drink so many shots that I had to have the cab driver stop on the Queensboro Bridge. Oh my god out when it threw up off the bridge and oh, no, no, that's different than

Bobby: 5:36

me here how to suck some cockling block. I

Jim: 5:38

just saw a really hot Latina COC.

The Miz: 5:41

That was the Roosevelt Island bridge, not the

Bobby: 5:44

20 fucking bridges and

Jim: 5:45

you're telling me it's like Pittsburgh? It's just like a shitty dirtier Pittsburgh.

Bobby: 5:51

It is. It's not actually a fan. Downtown. I don't really like the people and I'm from there. My family is there too. I

Jim: 6:00

love that. You're backing that up. I hate the people. But I love my families. My family's there. I don't like the people. I don't like any people.

Bobby: 6:09

I don't know how I feel.

Jim: 6:10

You don't know how you feel? No, just in general in general. Cuz you're, you're just saying the first time to me

Bobby: 6:19

and to me well, and to be fair, like, well, and like I was slightly hung over what happened last night. I got really high. Like really fucking

The Miz: 6:29

hungover. I got so high last night

Bobby: 6:32

that I drink. When I get really high. I get really cotton. mouthy and I need water or beer. So I didn't drink. I was drinking a ton of beer. Beer, beer, and unfortunately, I just drank beer. So I had like four big tallboy beers in the span of probably an hour and a half, two hours. And Miller Lite. I'm Hi. I want to I want to be masked at the softball the gays. Yeah.

Jim: 7:01

I need a light beer.

Bobby: 7:02

Yeah, like honey, I had to down that. And then I actually went to the bathroom in public at the urinal. Oh,

Jim: 7:07

thank you. Good. Like, dicks out. I'm not actually a fan. Or did you do

Bobby: 7:12

x out there was a really good wall. Okay, I was but I still like did it at the urinal twice. So

Jim: 7:17

where was it at Berliner park? Oh, like, oh,

Bobby: 7:21

I've been there, right? Like it's at the actual softball fields and we went to watch the games and there was like this whole like, dance party. There's like a DJ from a world renowned DJ but like nobody was there dancing and I'm like, a bunch of guys and like cleats and like they take it serious. We're gonna talk to ya like I'm yeah, yeah. Okay, I guess I'm coming my gut now. Right? Sorry, I'm falling apart. And to be fair to me I mean, it's so bad that Jim came and say well, if I if I say Wolf, I'll throw up again. Big wolf. Big wolf. So I really didn't write much down this week. I filmed this week's gonna be a little bit off the cuff for us, which is fine. The only thing I really have written is love. This is gonna be like monkey that's me. Okay. Peter, Herman's Pee

The Miz: 8:33

Wee Herman. Why the fuck did you write?

Bobby: 8:39

I thought he was a pedophile. Okay, but was he gay? A gay pedophile? What is he from that Peewee Herman and he got caught jacking off in a theater watching porn. Oh.

Jim: 8:53

Apparently and you can't do

Bobby: 8:55

somewhere. Oh my god, the beer. The beers are here. Yeah, honey, just 10 minutes ago, and I love New York.

Jim: 9:02

You literally when we sat down 10 now.

Bobby: 9:06

So the question I had was PB Herman

Jim: 9:09

Yeah, Who is it? Who is PR man?

The Miz: 9:12

I don't even know who yet What's he Friday? Are you music a

Jim: 9:15

really creepy looking like

The Miz: 9:16

I like who he is. But like, what is he from?

Bobby: 9:19

He has a play house. And also that same actor he was on below in blow as like the gay Yeah. Okay. He's like a gay one.

The Miz: 9:35

That's like Pee Wee Herman was in blow.

Bobby: 9:38

Actor for Pee Wee. Herman

The Miz: 9:39

is he's not actually named PB Herman.

Bobby: 9:42

Correct. Herman is how he everybody knows him though. Like, no, okay.

Jim: 9:47

I thought his whole stick was he is always isn't that a word? Yeah, but

Bobby: 9:53

the way you shut up like that sounds gross. Rock Oh, quit clicking their goddamn tongue cuz I'll be editing all sudden out here like why are you clocking your time? clock in clicking? Like

Jim: 10:14

why are you clocking that tongue? Well, I thought he was always peewee Me too. I

The Miz: 10:20

thought I liked him in yellow it

Bobby: 10:23

would be though he's gonna act i don't know. But anyway, the actor Is he gay? Or is he not? Okay.

The Miz: 10:28

I don't think any of us know the answer. So do you research it?

Bobby: 10:32

So people are saying that he's actually straight.

The Miz: 10:36

The people are Who? Who saying who are the people?

Bobby: 10:39

Just some people that I know. Yes, I have spoken there. I love that. imposter syndrome. You know?

Jim: 10:57

I think we should talk about it again. Because Bobby's going through.

The Miz: 11:00

You're going through honey,

Bobby: 11:01

well, why don't you guys tell them what happened this week? Glad I got so

Jim: 11:04

you had another breakdown and

Bobby: 11:07

you have a meltdown all the time. You do you do? So hey, kettle in the black are calling the kettle black. Which one of us is the black?

The Miz: 11:29

Which one is the kettle? kettle.

Bobby: 11:32

I know it'll make this better. He's leaving.

The Miz: 11:39

If I leave the show minority or four? bubbles. You and I'm dead. When I texted you saying that you are literally pouring gasoline on the fire. This is what I meant. What's gonna make it tonight?

Bobby: 11:57

I'm dropping down to my seats falling. I'm falling down. Oh my god. It's like Barney's laugh. I had a breakdown this week. Tell them why

Jim: 12:14

what happened because this is the perennial breakdown is that you realize that we worried that we want to quit adult love the podcast. No, it's I'm quitting. Okay, we don't take our share of the burden and even

Bobby: 12:27

burden him why'd

Jim: 12:30

you tell us about your meltdown that Oh,

The Miz: 12:32

tell him I have a two hour test. Now what I would say is no, I would say that no. Fucking

Unknown: 12:40

Okay,

Bobby: 12:41

so first of all, when I'm in a wig, you don't yell at me because I'm a woman. Second of all, fucking woman bitch. So I was just having a meltdown. My first of all, I really fucking there's

Jim: 12:53

so many firsts.

Unknown: 12:55

First of all, first of all. First of all,

Bobby: 13:04

I become this South Carolina when I put on the wig.

The Miz: 13:07

And then Bobby goes ill The thing is, oh, but the point.

Bobby: 13:25

Hey, aunties. Okay, so what was I even fucking saying? The one read

The Miz: 13:36

with the one shoes, the things that look.

Jim: 13:40

And he has some a different color. Like Yeah, I

Unknown: 13:44

suppose though.

Bobby: 13:45

Yeah, it's the whole system leaning forward for me. We love them. But I can't I don't know how he does that pose. Like it looks like he's walking. Why? I'm like that, like? Oh, yeah, I mean. First of all, I had a really bad week. Because, first of all, first of all, I hate being a manager.

Jim: 14:11

You look like you want to speak to Karen right

Bobby: 14:14

now. You want to speak to the matter of Beth. Beth, Karen. Karen Beth Kelly.

Jim: 14:20

We've tried this before it didn't work.

Bobby: 14:22

So I had a bad week. I hate being a manager. I hate training. I hate people because they're never what they say they are. looked at me like that. I didn't really even need to do that. But I just I think I'm just like a comment in general, is I'm trying to say that I really hate being a manager.

Jim: 14:46

I know, I wanted to

Bobby: 14:48

hear everybody's a fucking fake dog and make me

Jim: 14:51

Why are we in your segment? Yeah, we're in the segment. Pawnee cuz I was like I have a similar thing that relates to this, but we can maybe Just do it now.

The Miz: 15:03

layered on after you finish telling

Bobby: 15:05

Okay, you tell us about fees. So yeah, so I just I'm really tired of people being something they're not

Jim: 15:12

you wear this outfit.

Bobby: 15:16

So basically, when you're a manager and you're hiring somebody, it's a really difficult situation during an interview because you don't really know the person until you actually get them sitting in that fucking seat. And they are. It boggles my mind what's happening to me right now, because I feel like it was a totally different person from interview to now. Like, totally so I thought you meant right now that so that was happening to boggle your head. So that was like, on my mind, oh, we have like fires of white ash

The Miz: 15:44

of this person are showing up now that were not revealed during the interview process. Can't

Bobby: 15:49

say lazy, stupid. Not really good at like social skills, like as far as like reading the room. I can't talk about this on here. Because this really is like when you bring your mouse like this.

Jim: 16:01

Oh, I can't deal with that.

Bobby: 16:02

That to me is the most fucking goddamn. Because it's like you're just being a fucking baby. And really, you don't know what you're doing. But you're trying to blame the mouse for not letting you go to the right thing.

The Miz: 16:12

That's fair enough.

Bobby: 16:13

And so I'm just I'm seeing these things.

The Miz: 16:16

really wide in the interview process led you to hire this person.

Bobby: 16:19

She was an amazing interview. I've ever read

The Miz: 16:29

that interview of all time.

Bobby: 16:31

I don't want to speak anymore, but that was pissing me off. I don't want to speak of you in the worst interview I've ever had. Speaking. Stop speaking about it. I feel like I'm a third grade teacher actually. Hi, I'm Pam Singleton. And

Jim: 16:52

I'm down.

Bobby: 16:55

Stop yelling you're gonna throw up

The Miz: 16:56

I need to kill myself. And right now that's the last moment I want Earth It was so good.

Jim: 17:07

Fairey. What makes an interview good? Like, hi. Like, I want the job. Here are my skills.

Bobby: 17:17

And you're doing the right.

Jim: 17:19

She didn't interview to be the president of United States. I mean, she's working as a secretary,

Bobby: 17:23

it'd be like if somebody came in speaking Spanish and they came back and didn't know Spanish. Okay, it's like, totally. personality. Listen, I

The Miz: 17:34

know how to do data entry, I can send an email. I know.

Jim: 17:42

I know what sprinklers are.

The Miz: 17:44

My name is like this. Hi. Nice to meet you.

Bobby: 17:49

But yeah, it's like the hiring process is tough, because you really don't know what you're getting. So I really like doing four week trial.

Jim: 17:54

Yeah, that's Are you in a four week trial? Or is this Oh,

Bobby: 17:58

there's a 90 day though. I can just release without any what you'd mean to poll because well, I'm trying to just like, breathe a little bit about it. And pray to breathe.

The Miz: 18:09

And that is why my old company, and most people that work there, intern there. So it's like you get the right you earn you earn?

Bobby: 18:19

Yes, like

The Miz: 18:20

most email on my head from an internship in my field.

Bobby: 18:25

Right? And see, that's where it's, you have

Jim: 18:27

to do an internship. That's what

Bobby: 18:28

there should be an internship with every place you start working.

Jim: 18:31

That's how most of Europe is they do training and you'll be great.

Bobby: 18:34

Like, Oh, honey, you're not gonna you're not good at it.

Jim: 18:36

Yeah, I don't know where to get that job. You have to do training.

The Miz: 18:39

But also like, that's why also for my current job, I interviewed with like five different people in different departments so that everyone could like, talk and understand you. And that's why I interview you really shouldn't ask about like, actual job stuff. It should all be about like personality. Right?

Bobby: 18:56

And so a good fit. So

Jim: 18:58

what did you ask? What did she reveal about personality? That was just so nothing. It

Bobby: 19:02

just was very clear. It was very

The Miz: 19:03

clear to her. What was her response to tell me about yourself?

Bobby: 19:07

I do need to say so I didn't do that. I hate that. I don't know my mood. My mood. Yeah, here's my move. Hey, how are you? I'm Bobby. I'm the manager here, whatever, blah, blah. And then I'll go, I'll say, so I'm not like a typical interview I don't like and I will actually literally go like, I'm not, I'm not like most interviewers, I'm not gonna ask you like, what can you bring to the company? I do that voice?

The Miz: 19:31

I'm not gonna ask stupid things like what can you bring to the company? I'm not guys dumb questions like, what did you study in college?

Bobby: 19:40

Well, you can tell a lot about a person when they take down their guard. So that's me, like letting them take down their guard because I want to see what you're really gonna act like. Yeah, so I'm gonna tell the minute we're going from here like Hi. Oh my god, it is so nice to meet you too. That means you're relaxed and now I can get you I can fucking get Yes. Do you know I'm gonna grab

Jim: 19:59

you 100 fucking get you here's what you need to do next time hand them a mouse and say how do you use this? And then just wait for and if they don't do that

Bobby: 20:10

they're high on oh my god that I can't do anything in front of you. Anyway I can't talk about that anymore so then speak of it again. So then my second job and also my role is father apparently my children to decide that they're gonna just like blackout in the middle of the week and text each other all through the night. Every night every night. Like every point where I have to put on Do Not Disturb on my phone until the morning because I my my watch will buzz all night long cuz I track my weight

Jim: 20:45

you have Do Not Disturb. I always have it on every night. Oh, people should have it on. I don't want any number. or an email alert at 3am Well, I

Bobby: 20:55

don't have the ideal off. Do you see my emails? I have my email. 25,000 honey, that's true. I get an alert every two minutes.

The Miz: 21:03

Alert off if I

Bobby: 21:03

was just feeling it. I was feeling sad. You guys were like making fun of me. Probably. I don't know. Like, I

Jim: 21:11

just feel worse.

The Miz: 21:13

Now. The funniest thing is dad, we weren't to meltdown and you are like, Oh no, it's everything. And then you proceed to list like three very specific things that I

Jim: 21:24

was like, Oh, no, everything your life

The Miz: 21:27

is a lot like, like mad at me when the volume settings. Okay,

Bobby: 21:31

yeah. Throw that in. It's like, that's cuz mizos yells me when I asked him about it. He's like, God fucking Damn it. Oh my god. I just need to make sure so then every week when his volume sucks, it's like, he's screaming. I'm like, God dammit. I just need to tell him just to God about today. He listened and he sounds fucking amazing.

The Miz: 21:49

Yeah, and we were derailed for 40 minutes because your goddamn like,

Bobby: 21:53

I don't know what that was. You're just crying. Like my personality. You were crying at work? You were that still? No. So I was pissed off. Oh, yeah. You

Jim: 22:02

were crying at work. Crying

The Miz: 22:04

I had missed. Every day this week. I didn't cry yesterday. I cried every day this week, though. I just had that.

Bobby: 22:10

That's actually what I exposed you. I was getting upset. Because I was like, Oh my god, I have a feeling again. Like I felt like I needed to cry and like two years. And that's the whole pandemic. All that I don't care. I'm like, I'm not sad about it.

Jim: 22:24

You just had your pandemic breakdown. Finally,

Bobby: 22:27

maybe but I didn't last longer. December January. Then I also had to do with the vaccine. being like, I was trying to like toss this new idea what we're gonna do today. What's that? Break my deck or my deck but it might be like, guess my day. I like

Jim: 22:43

it. I like raped. My deck is great.

Bobby: 22:48

My deck after midnight, we can't play that game. We can't get canceled. Not league. So I was like upset about that. And then because you guys both kind of like push it away. And so I was like,

The Miz: 22:58

Kay, we pushed away who was going to arm the social media?

Bobby: 23:04

Right? And then and then I was like, Okay, well then I guess I'll do that too. And then I get an lol haha. And then so then I'm like, fuck it. So I'm like, I'm not talking to the rest of the day. So I did. I When did you not talk to? Oh, I didn't talk to lol. I said, I know you because you're a fucking game player like me.

Jim: 23:22

I did not notice it. Was I working that

Bobby: 23:24

day? Right? Yeah, probably or no, you were drunk. Because then that night he has kept going on and on and on and on and on and talking about Bobby's gang and going to like rehab together in Malibu. I'm like, this is two drunk people at 4am texting.

Jim: 23:38

I was drunk. I was while I wasn't that night. You're just the only night I drank this week was I don't believe that. That is not a true statement last night, Thursday night and last night?

Bobby: 23:49

Yeah, yeah. You worked every other day. Right. Did you drink on Monday? No, you didn't want to

The Miz: 23:54

record it. I drank Monday. And that's when I flipped the

Jim: 23:58

Monday I forgot Monday's this week. Yeah, and then also, but I only had two beers on Thursday.

Bobby: 24:06

Well, whatever. Regardless, I was really upset. And so then the next morning I said something like, well, I actually was having this breakdown about like, why I worked so hard when nobody else really wants to help. Right? And that's how I felt. Not that you guys don't want to help. It's that I felt it right. So I was feeling I'm like, Okay, and then guys, I started texting guys. And I was like I'm feeling a certain kind of way. And so then I said, I was like I really when I say I'm feeling very alone. You said I feel

Jim: 24:33

alone. Like this week though. It was just one day. Yeah. You said I feel alone last weekend. I've been feeling alone. And I was like, what's wrong? And then we recorded Monday and you still felt alone?

Bobby: 24:43

I'm having like an existential crisis. I think Yeah,

Jim: 24:46

I feel like it's the fall it's like Freenet I'm caught I love fall like fall.

Bobby: 24:51

Like falls my mind like this is where I feel like I am

The Miz: 24:53

my month. It is a month, August, September, fall, October.

Bobby: 25:03

But anyway,

Jim: 25:05

fall is my month

Bobby: 25:11

if we're being fair though, usually, you know, to be fair, like I'm that ugly. Yeah, fat gay guy. We always look Yeah. Compared to myself in the reflection or in the camera. look like a big list now. Hey, you first of all, what's your name again? Let's look at my thing. My name would be Leslie.

Jim: 25:47

I like Leslie Buttercup. Buttercup, lead sleep.

Bobby: 25:55

Fuck so anyway. So then I finally like kind of set them to you guys. And then you guys step up to the play and yeah, it's only for a couple days.

Jim: 26:05

Which one are you the cattle are the pot because we stepped up and you're like I'm alone. Well, I know we immediately stepped

Bobby: 26:13

up the thing. Here's the thing that really sucks when you have like a vision. Yeah, is that I can see stuff that you guys can go. Like goes like ghosts but like ghosts Don't laugh too hard. You're gonna throw up. Oh my god. Oh my god, Mother Teresa over here. I have visions and see things you can

The Miz: 26:54

realize I was in the presence of like Steve Jobs.

Jim: 26:58

We are in a garage.

The Miz: 27:02

It's hard when I can see things that you guys can.

Bobby: 27:07

I'm sure going to Apple on that Steve watch any ACC or whatever.

The Miz: 27:14

g watch was the ACC that game or just calm was.

Bobby: 27:20

Let's just say that. Microsoft person,

Jim: 27:22

I am more of a Microsoft.

Bobby: 27:24

So I need to build a they had a dream but they also have people helping them but the people helping them could never, like get in the head of that.

Jim: 27:33

Oh, that's why they fired Steve Jobs. Right kicked him off the board.

Bobby: 27:38

So we're gonna get you off the boy. No, I'm gonna be the one that gets kicked off and it'll be just called not

Unknown: 27:42

well. Oh, and then it'll take off. That'll be good. Yeah, I know that. Well, we'll do well.

The Miz: 27:48

Not well, we'll do I mean,

Bobby: 27:50

we might be doing a rebrand.

Jim: 27:51

I mean, let's just do it and put it in parentheses somewhere else. And then slowly drop the parentheses. Yeah.

The Miz: 27:58

Yeah, like not well, f k not in

Jim: 28:01

well in all caps. Big font and then slowly the other font smaller and smaller. And then just not well. I like that. I'll get video of that. Just like those words shrinking and then not welcoming together.

The Miz: 28:11

Yeah. Welcome to another episode of

Jim: 28:15

ideas. I have vision.

Bobby: 28:16

Song. This is like not well. We are opening Okay, we're gonna we

The Miz: 28:22

might rebrand. Yeah. And I think it's a vision that we cannot see. Correct.

Bobby: 28:30

Right. I have 1000 business cards downstairs though. With our logo. It says awkward, funny, hilarious. Whatever it is. And then it says, Wait, I showed you Yeah, that you paint up people like a dead

The Miz: 28:42

ass business card.

Bobby: 28:43

Yeah, cuz they were cheaper. So you just I'm just hanging on to people. Like, I'll just hand it to people did you? I did. I was amazing. I feel like a trucker that's transitioning. Oh, your lizard

The Miz: 28:56

law makes sense for you?

Bobby: 28:57

Right? Like, I'm not ready to shade on a vase, but I definitely want the hair. Having a vision. But it's true. And so I finally like let it out. And you guys have reassured me and I and we've watched you know, because Jim your first thing was like the friendships find. I'm like, I'm not worried about the friendship. I'm more worried about like, yeah, I am seeing something that and I am and that's okay. I've got to somehow show you guys what I see. So that you then because once you have one, you guys somehow need to do that. Because the thing is, is once you guys actually buy in, it's over. That's when we're going to be like what I think we can

Jim: 29:34

never speak of it again.

Bobby: 29:37

I'll never never speak of it again. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you the facts.

The Miz: 29:41

First of all, Hey, you. You I was really concerned on Tuesday because Monday, we recorded and I was like a weird mood and I

Jim: 30:00

Oh, because I was awkward.

The Miz: 30:02

No, I was. I was I was like getting mad I Oh, I forgot Yeah, you didn't know who torey Lane's

Jim: 30:09

I loved that I listened to that part and died knocked

The Miz: 30:12

out. Then I took the discord to like, say we had a fight. Yeah. Let me know how it turns out.

Bobby: 30:22

Good luck.

Jim: 30:24

I said bad things tonight, I

The Miz: 30:26

figured that you would take that as like a personal attack. I was like, Oh my God, my bubbles, like things. I'm mad. Well, honestly,

Bobby: 30:36

are you that day too? Did you did not 100%. And then I was like nine and I just thought, well, you waited till you said something. And you said I'm sorry. And I said,

The Miz: 30:45

Okay, that was it. I was like, I'm sorry. Because

Jim: 30:49

I remember don't be at work. It was Oh, you went out.

Bobby: 30:53

You might tell us somewhere. Oh, yeah.

The Miz: 30:55

I texted you or tell you I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, I'm ready. On Wednesday. We got into another discord fight about Oh, yeah. What was that?

Jim: 31:08

Well, my going art and art.

The Miz: 31:10

Yeah, that was fun. But that was I was sober then. But I say like back and forth. That wasn't like vicious, no and supercon.

Jim: 31:21

Shout out to Kimiko for coming in there and really

Bobby: 31:25

raising hell and riling things up. I don't think Daniel Brewer like Brewer remembers they're jumping that guy.

Jim: 31:35

Daniel Booher

Bobby: 31:36

Yeah, it was blue x minus Oh, I was thought for sure he was gonna come in and be like, a lot of people didn't

The Miz: 31:44

fucking come into that conversation because there was no really any holds. True.

Jim: 31:50

True. And Ms dropped the current word.

The Miz: 31:56

Seeing what like we were saying how are you going to come in there with a different point of view? You can't

Jim: 32:00

You can't because already hatches.

Bobby: 32:03

So so it's been one of those weeks.

Jim: 32:06

Okay, so what was the resolution of that?

Bobby: 32:10

You guys like kind of started stepping up? Kinda? Yeah, no. Well, let's see how many Twitter posts of each post said

Jim: 32:17

well, it's only been one day and I did one in two days. Two days. I did one one. Why are you supposed to tweet a lot?

Bobby: 32:23

Yeah, I do like five hours a day do you have though? Do you tell what time I sing is it you as I usually am or is it at 8am because by ATM it's all deleted but at 2am you get a lot of info oh you get a lot I forgot your face says and like if these pitches will think they can run it or like you're like oh he's definitely talking about me.

The Miz: 32:51

Hi like subtweet people and like make it very obvious who I'm talking about and I just say like the worst say shit I like it. I think this is like pandemic induce but like I just get trashed and tweet yeah nonsense

Bobby: 33:07

yeah that's what I know the night that Mrs. Having Oh, it's like sad I have to check up on your personality the night that Mrs. Have I have to see what his night is the next so the next morning cuz I automatically like Twitter right away and like try to read the news and I see all his stuff. And usually if it's like kind of positive, I'm like, Oh, I had a good night or if but if it's like he's gonna slit someone's throat but it's like in the way of like Nicki Minaj like he like pitches come up to me. They front end and like you're like, what is he getting out here? But I know it's not good. So

The Miz: 33:36

Matt sees Matt gentle go on like a million tangents. Like the other night I was talking about like, certified. I know you're like, you're like having a we've been tweeting about like certified Loverboy and Donda. And then somehow I got into like, people not making genuine jokes in their comedy sets and like, Oh, yeah, I don't know. I was everywhere.

Bobby: 33:58

It was not like at least I'll be honest, I'll die not maybe not funny, but at least I'm honest. Are some of them like I don't know. I

The Miz: 34:05

was like, this girl that was is problematic, I will admit, but I love it. I think that like people genuinely do not like me via my Twitter. That could be sure people have found my Twitter my like,

Jim: 34:18

no. Oh, maybe that's why like you haven't found your Twitter probably.

The Miz: 34:23

You gotta find it. Oh, you'd hate my Twitter people that I don't like you but generally like go with like the majority and like go with like, like, popular schools of thought. generally don't like my Twitter.

Bobby: 34:38

And I can see why.

Jim: 34:40

It's the internet broken again.

Bobby: 34:43

I don't know. I gotta stop my friend like the whole time.

Jim: 34:51

What's your Twitter?

The Miz: 34:54

Death Poppy.

Jim: 34:58

Oh, like poppy Like Spanish poppy

The Miz: 35:01

like it's a play on it. There's nothing on champagne Poppy, which is Oh, yeah. Oh

Jim: 35:12

god, what what is that? Okay,

Bobby: 35:15

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The Miz: 35:44

You're gonna see a dick. How are you showing me the deck?

Bobby: 35:47

And you say, yo, Steelers. Let's go see the face. Let's go here.

Jim: 35:52

Okay, yeah, I'm feeling good about

Bobby: 35:55

so let's No, but let's go ahead and let's talk about describe to people what he looked What is he wearing? What is he doing?

The Miz: 36:01

I hate a mustache. I hated sunglasses. I like your shirt.

Jim: 36:04

He's the sunglasses are too big for his face.

The Miz: 36:06

That is Yeah, exactly. Exactly. They're way too big for his face. But I can tell that he probably has nice eyes so and I hate when you can see the phone reflection in your sunglasses like, Oh, I wonder what that was? Do you better like why is that a thing?

Bobby: 36:21

It is a good picture and oh, and he's so based on that. What do you think? Is he cutters the uncut.

Jim: 36:28

I would say I'm getting on vibes.

The Miz: 36:31

I think he's cut

Bobby: 36:35

one cut one uncut.

The Miz: 36:36

I like his I like his chin and jaw a lot. Okay, and

Bobby: 36:41

what do you think he does for an occupation just based on what he's wearing? Or do you want to answer that after we see some occupation? Guess what, what will he do for a living just based on what he's wearing on

The Miz: 36:52

the weekend? Probably does some kind of trade.

Bobby: 36:55

Okay, it's like a trade smile.

The Miz: 36:57

I don't think he's like a job. I think he does like a trade

Jim: 37:00

if you put like I can see him delivering for ups like wearing

Bobby: 37:05

uniform. I can see that's

Jim: 37:07

like coming up with those arms like just coming up with a package. I didn't see okay. Oh my god. Oh, he's a lot hotter with the glass sunglasses. Oh, yeah, I agree. Oh, wow. Oh, I

Bobby: 37:19

love that deck.

Jim: 37:20

Oh my god. I love it.

Bobby: 37:22

Oh my God. That dick to me is so hot.

Jim: 37:24

Oh my god. Throw up to the face again. Please. Just the rest. Oh, really? really attractive.

Bobby: 37:29

Yeah. What do you What's wrong with you like Latino deck. And that's the

Jim: 37:35

problem. Like he doesn't like white deck.

The Miz: 37:37

I don't like the head on this deck. Oh,

Bobby: 37:39

I love the head. I think it's perfect.

Jim: 37:41

I the cubes are perfect length. Like I'm

The Miz: 37:45

I like the cubes.

Bobby: 37:46

What do you want in the head?

Jim: 37:48

I like it looks meaty, but it doesn't really matter. Oh,

Bobby: 37:55

I think but I think overall. Like if we're being

Jim: 37:57

overall I'm obsessed. I mean that picture alone. I would go home with him immediately. So would you rate Roger Baxter's incredible, really high. I

The Miz: 38:04

think he's cute.

Jim: 38:06

But are we reading the dick alone? No, it's

Bobby: 38:08

the overall package. I like how the dick fits on him. So I want to tell you a little bit about him though. Joe had Ms. US

The Miz: 38:15

based on the rest of him. His dick should be a lot bigger. But I knew that I called that. But I

Bobby: 38:19

think that you're under estimating the size of his deck. I think it's bigger than you think it's just the angle. If you were to do it behind you would see a bigger depth when I say about ubitx Yeah, I know on his one through 10 on his face

Jim: 38:34

that His face is way up there the sex Yeah.

Bobby: 38:38

Oh, I think he's an eight.

Jim: 38:39

Solid is a seven so yeah.

Bobby: 38:42

Okay, so solid. It's a good seven, seven. Yeah,

Jim: 38:45

I would agree and then his body. Oh, that's

Bobby: 38:49

paid I'd say as well again, so forth. Okay.

The Miz: 38:53

No, well, okay. I think shows you shirt it with our muscles. I would give that picture like an aide go up.

Jim: 39:03

I met her when he's soft. And the noodle ops

The Miz: 39:05

to where he's wearing the jocks or whatever the hell I'm sorry. I would give

Bobby: 39:09

I think overall I think we could probably agree that he's like seven. Yeah, yeah, overall. Overall seven.

Jim: 39:17

Is he gonna hotel?

Bobby: 39:18

I don't know. But he's hot. I think he's hot. He's He's cute. Yeah, like we're gonna This is a tough This is a tough crowd to like, we're

Jim: 39:23

not we're not being nice. We're not

Bobby: 39:26

being mean. We're just being like, really honestly say and I

The Miz: 39:29

brought it up earlier like he's just not my time. However,

Bobby: 39:33

he might have only fans, does he? Oh, so look out for that.

The Miz: 39:39

He actually do for a job then if he has only Oh, yeah, he's a personal trainer. A trade That's what I thought.

Jim: 39:47

What I thought trade meant you're also gay and straight.

Bobby: 39:51

That's some trade meaning I'm gonna go get

The Miz: 39:53

some trade. Like in a slang sense. I'm using trade as like in like an occupational sense. Like like you know when you go to like vocational school like this

Bobby: 40:04

trade yes I work in okay,

The Miz: 40:07

but he was high he thought

Bobby: 40:08

because the thing is we can't give everybody 10s okay

The Miz: 40:11

no like To me it could be like a four for you and

Bobby: 40:16

that's why we're trying to be objective subjective yeah we're gonna give you the real objective and we're gonna give you the

Jim: 40:23

real we're being subjective which is all anyone

The Miz: 40:26

objectifying you tried really hard to be subjective? It's so difficult. Oh my god, I'm

Jim: 40:31

such an idiot. Here are my feelings that hurt to share. But oh my god, I just don't want to start off too high. Like I'm worried if we give him a seven like what if next week's really ugly and we're like,

Bobby: 40:44

again? What is ugly though? It's just all in the eye beholder? And I think that's really fun that I love that they're

Jim: 40:49

sending them in. Yeah, I'm obsessed with this. Thank you. Whoever you are. You finally gave me joy. Two years of this podcast.

The Miz: 40:55

I'm participating and

Jim: 40:57

giving I mean, that's hot. We need to promote this. Yeah, we will like I would pay for that.

Bobby: 41:07

Now, so Miss what's happening with the honey? Alright, I hate two things. Oh my god. I love it. I hate two things.

The Miz: 41:15

The first of which is cash only establishment. Wow. No, I actually hate them. What the fuck? You order you dine? And then they hit you with the overcash Oh my

Bobby: 41:33

car a lot more than earlier? Probably.

The Miz: 41:36

Like, what would you do? If I didn't have cash? Like what would happen in the scenario? Like if I just didn't have cash or an ATM card? Like what would happen?

Bobby: 41:46

You'd be doing dishes. Like what the

The Miz: 41:50

business model? If you want to be in business, maybe you should fucking eat the 1.75% credit card processing charge

Bobby: 41:59

right I agree like what

Jim: 42:01

the fuck like charge

Bobby: 42:03

my car the same way that when they were like I mean what the other quarter I'd be like why do we have to stop to pay a quarter you get to be so concerned get your fucking roll of quarters out for the fucking ride through pa it's

Jim: 42:14

always Pennsylvania you drive any

Bobby: 42:20

turn? a perm permed

The Miz: 42:27

through the Pennsylvania

Jim: 42:30

you got a perm right now you'd be a perm dike.

The Miz: 42:35

Like they like just trap you and it's like

Jim: 42:38

you just don't anything. cash. Yeah, why are me selfish when I go to a bar and they're like, Oh, it's $3 cash on them like so I have to get I have to pay a $6 ATM fee to get out of it to give you $3 just charge me$1 per

The Miz: 42:52

drink right? Yeah, I don't I don't care you control your pricing in the transaction fee to your price like what the fuck is so

Bobby: 43:01

usually the places that are like this are not in like the middle of nowhere like they're like in the middle of a fucking city.

Jim: 43:07

Fuck we have a couple on short North area areas. One I think that's over there. Like what the fuck? I can't

The Miz: 43:14

it's like the whole concept of people like not wanting to get money because they'll be taxed on it. But it's like the tax isn't 100% like he's still getting money. We could still net positive like, why is your problem? Like you're beginning more business if you accept wider ranges of payment methods? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Bobby: 43:35

Yeah, and wait till crypto starts being a real thing. Like right now he's so far behind.

The Miz: 43:39

I just but that's my biggest issue is the timing. The timing, like they don't tell you it when you sit down. Oh, and by the way, cash only they can't have your check. You're like feeling No. last night before dinner. I went to this Mexican restaurants out of the bar and had for drinks and a basket of chips. And then they were like,

Jim: 44:03

back to that. for drinks and a basket of chips. Like you probably had two chips. Now you eat chips. You're like,

Bobby: 44:14

the minute He's like,

The Miz: 44:16

walk over this Mexican restaurant in Brooklyn. I walk into Mike they're like Hi. Like how many like one and then they're like, Okay, great. They're like, Oh, God. So then they're like, oh, the bars open. But then like a million empty tables

Bobby: 44:29

are the bars that actually is a that is like a single move that when I'm when I do it all the time. I'm like, hey, why go eat somewhere else? Yeah, like I'll be like, beer though, because it's like it relaxes me.

The Miz: 44:40

College every Tuesday at 3pm accounting, I would go to this Italian restaurant in the north end and get a booth for one. Oh, I

Bobby: 44:47

love the booth. Oh my god, I gotta go. I mean, it's got to go. I just don't.

The Miz: 44:56

You need to tell me like as soon as I

Jim: 44:58

walk in like a giant sign So the actual lock out

The Miz: 45:01

if I don't have any means of getting cash I

Bobby: 45:04

actually what wasn't the eagle cash only industries

The Miz: 45:08

cash I'll name which is why why what's the gay bars are

Bobby: 45:10

they want to pay taxes? Whatever no

Jim: 45:12

is that I think it's for dodging I do think it is 20 and be like,

Bobby: 45:17

Oh yeah, right.

The Miz: 45:18

Well there's less of an audit trail if you're a cat on it anyway, so I fucking hate that and

Bobby: 45:23

Yeah, I agree.

The Miz: 45:25

It's almost 2022 right? Why you're very there are places that are in fact

Jim: 45:31

cashless. I know. countries and we need

The Miz: 45:35

why are we doing cash all night? I'm over. I'm off. City. I want them burned to the ground. I want them out of business. I want them Well,

Bobby: 45:43

there's only way one way to do it.

Jim: 45:45

Get the gasoline

Bobby: 45:46

get that gasoline. Oh, lights a match.

The Miz: 45:49

You'll like the match. And fucking Hey, you two are both going to be doing at some point in time for our weddings. I happen to hate weddings for a myriad of reasons. Number one. Number one. You always have to go somewhere that is just so inconvenient. Like it's like a vineyard or in some somewhere. You're always marketing grass. grass, you're always traveling. You're always walking one of the block hotel rooms like what the Yeah, like, just have it in the middle of Manhattan. Like, like, like any old party. Fuck. Yeah, you decide you fall in love. I'm gonna get married. And now I have to go book a hotel room. What the hell?

Bobby: 46:40

There's so much money that goes into wedding. It's

The Miz: 46:43

so much money. So you have to do the outfit. And if you're in the wedding party, Forget it. Forget that you wear what someone wants you to where you have to pay for the outfit. And you have to wear it and it might

Bobby: 46:55

be in somebody's wedding.

The Miz: 46:56

Yeah, so I'm in someone's I'm in a lesbians wedding party. Oh, wow. I'm now helping her Bachelor at

Jim: 47:06

once you want

Bobby: 47:07

to say like a little bit of a slur. He can't remember she must be the butch lesbian and the

The Miz: 47:13

couple I'm like, Okay, now I now now here I am. Booking like flights and activities like have I did not put in my budget for the year tonight shelling out upwards of like $800 on YouTube falling in love. Sorry, I didn't do that.

Bobby: 47:34

I would rather you give me that money Cash Money baby.

The Miz: 47:36

Well then that's the other thing is you roll up to a wedding and you have to write a fucking check Cash Money baby. But that's the worst part is you that on top of everything is show up with a little card and like 100 or $200

Bobby: 47:50

and I'll let me buy a vacuum cleaner you dumb con. Yeah, that really actually rivalries.

Jim: 47:54

I don't want to. I don't want to buy you a bowl that you picked out.

The Miz: 47:58

Oh, congratulations, you got this go happy. Here's the blender like why mean?

Jim: 48:03

by your own shit

The Miz: 48:04

by your own? By your shed?

Jim: 48:07

It's what I've done. I don't I don't ask people.

The Miz: 48:11

For me because you are now in love. And man

Jim: 48:13

like sorry, you want to move in together by your own shit.

The Miz: 48:16

Like what the hell? I just don't understand how we got here. Like, it makes me so angry.

Bobby: 48:21

Why didn't used to be just like at the church and the local like town and now people are like, well, we're getting married downtown at the old historical church that down in the middle of nowhere where there's no parking and you have to walk in the hot fucking 95 degree weather. Sweating your ass off high fat when you get fucking wet in places that you don't want to be wet. And there you are standing there fattest

The Miz: 48:41

to an like dance and all. You have to eat from some shitty slab of chicken is always bad. It's always all that cold. the only the only wedding I went to where I had a good time was this extremely Guido wedding in New Jersey. And at the cocktail hour they had a pasta bar and it was just unwell

Bobby: 49:04

on routes that I could do well they in North Philly East Ohio. They do Cookie. Cookie tables are called

The Miz: 49:12

I fucking hate it. I fucking hate it and cookie table.

Bobby: 49:15

Women make cookies and at the wedding you just share cookies everywhere. That's kind of cute. It was awesome. But yeah,

Jim: 49:25

that's the only good part I'm always

Bobby: 49:26

hung over and always like having to drive back home the next day when I'm hung over if your fucking wedding I got I hate. I hate them. I hope none of my friends ever

The Miz: 49:33

get married people who like you're not really like Doctor friends once they get married.

Jim: 49:37

Oh yeah, no, I went to Michigan I went to Grand Rapids to go to a wedding and I didn't know anyone there and I'm like, this is really fun for a four hour five hour drive. Six. I don't remember and

The Miz: 49:46

you sit in the audience and like watch them all like an all the like bridesmaid. I fucking hate it. But don't

Bobby: 49:53

you think it's really funny that every girl like oh my god, she's the most beautiful bride ever. Oh, that was the best speech.

The Miz: 50:00

Hair oh my god your makeup I love this chick that's part is the brides are always so fucking ugly like they're always

Jim: 50:08

the same with babies. This baby so yeah, it looks just like daddy I'm like this baby's fucking hideous babies day baby.

Bobby: 50:19

Yeah weddings are good. Oh my god, you know when like the speeches and everybody cries like I can get emotional too but it's just funny how all this and all the nice things about your life come out in that they're like I remember we used to play in the yard and he used to be there for me and meanwhile you just like cussed him out 10 hours early on not doing the right thing for

The Miz: 50:35

either a speech where like I get up I'm like Bobby I remember when we talked at Ray I'm about committing suicide and that's when I knew that we were going to be great friends. And then when I didn't and tonight Tonight I regret I don't know if tonight

Bobby: 50:47

Tonight I'm not ready

Jim: 50:48

on the dance floor

The Miz: 50:49

on the dance floor was killer thoughts at your wedding. So what song though? We

Bobby: 50:53

got to like, meet the black cat. real smooth. No, burn it up. real slow. Two shots this time.

The Miz: 51:08

Okay, let me just my final piece of Mr. Park. Miss 20 minutes going on. No, I love it. I need to compare Donda to certified Loverboy because that's what everyone's doing. That's what the industry wants.

Bobby: 51:24

Is there somebody else in there one more person coming out with something.

The Miz: 51:27

Kendrick is going to drop an album at some point. Because everyone's talking about Album of the Year everyone's talking about Album of the Year and the game Jay Cole,

Jim: 51:38

which people are talking about. You're talking about a

The Miz: 51:42

by Okay, Sarah Loverboy is like it's really good. There's a lot of good songs. It's like very classic Drake. It's a really good studio album. You know, it's like, Okay, this is a good album. I like it. But john doe like smacked me across the fence. It was like whoa, it's like a project it's like it's beyond a studio album. It's not a good studio album frankly. It's like whoa it's like what the fight

Bobby: 52:08

actually I think it is based on what because I keep hearing like the like it was like a segment after one of the songs that like keep saying something over save me or something and it's like it goes on and on forever and fades out fades and fades out. It's a very like it's like almost like a Pink Floyd album in a wave.

Jim: 52:25

Wait when you said I think it is is what you were like I actually think it is. is what is an album. Oh, definitely. is an album No, but

The Miz: 52:34

he said he is technically a studio album but I think the studio okay the like, bright it's more like

Bobby: 52:42

it's more like bony Vera. Where it like flow. Yeah,

The Miz: 52:45

right. Down the road. 27 like good songs and throw it on an album. Which is what I think certified love. Boy is that's

Bobby: 52:53

why I agree from what I've heard so far. What I think

The Miz: 52:56

what what the fuck, it's like a whole bunch of like experimental things. Like what like, makes you question. It's like, what is going on here? Is my lover boy, I'm like, Yeah, okay, this is another another. There's another one. Another. Yeah, I know. Brooklyn. I requested Donda I was like any song from Donna and he's like no. Oh,

Bobby: 53:19

wow. And you probably got so mad

Jim: 53:21

Kanye is fully canceled in the city. Well,

The Miz: 53:24

that's the thing about a lot of artists is like it really does depend on who you ask. Like some artists like I think Tori lane is pretty universally canceled, like Kanye West like some people still really like because you also have to look at their whole entire body of work like his early rap like obviously was really good. Not done to ask and the same pitches that like I not listen to Kanye West will like take shots to like N word in Paris like it's same thing that's the same thing. It's the same they love that song. But they dislike they only like that does still still say cray

Bobby: 54:07

cray. Oh my god, that is really fucked up. Yeah,

The Miz: 54:10

right. It's like oh my god. No, I don't listen to Kanye West. He put Marilyn Manson on a song. That song comes on. You're like Well, we're like stronger, better whatever that song like they'll still listen. So it was cancelled. It's not like some people listen to Chris Brown. Yeah, I sure do. And

Bobby: 54:30

I think there's also as I pointed out in our discord like sometimes there's some personal reasons why you can't like those artists because maybe something they did affected you in a way that you just can't. Yeah.

The Miz: 54:41

Like I I agree. But the point that you have to realize is what is differential is are you evaluating the song on the song or the artist? If you're going to do it on the artist, that's fine, but that's you're not judging the song or judging the artists.

Bobby: 54:57

Right? It's again, this is such a like very See, I don't even know how you would answer this question eventually, though, it is. Do not make faces at me when I'm talking now. I was

Jim: 55:06

just smiling. God, Becky. never speak of it again.

The Miz: 55:13

I won't speak of it again. But no, you know what I mean? Like, I understand. Like, I sometimes, like get skeeved out when I go to listen to an archived song. You know, like, I understand that it's not right to listen to our Kelly. But there are songs of his that I like, and it could be released by any artists and I'd like the song,

Bobby: 55:35

right? I got you. Right, I got you. You've got

The Miz: 55:39

a song. But if you can't, and it's not it's not how you're going to consume the product and fine, but that's not how I consume the product. I totally agree. The only thing you're they're both correct ways to go about it. Correct.

Bobby: 55:55

I think it's just kind of each your own, like,

Jim: 55:57

to each their own

The Miz: 55:59

thing is like, people seem to realize like, the least important source of income for these artists are streaming royalties. Okay, like, if you're Kanye West, streaming royalties are a rounding error on your checking statement. Like you're talking Jeezy like, like sneakers, you're talking like gender? Like you know, like, those are like the things that make the money, right? The only person who's really profiting from the streaming royalties is Universal Music Group.

Bobby: 56:28

Right? And the only way artists make money these definitely Yeah, I mean concert, they just make so much money

The Miz: 56:36

on the road. As someone hammered at a label, things that the label does not organize are where the artists makes money. So Oh mercs collaborations products, like, not stuff, the streaming play now?

Bobby: 56:52

Yeah,

The Miz: 56:53

they're getting like, no way. Yeah, they're getting like 30% of like, and that's like artists who like have some artists get like five at 5% if you're like baby act is what they call them. So much. So hold your hand and be like, I won't listen to him cuz I don't want to support him financially. The other issue with that is there are a lot of features. So to have done nothing wrong on the song or on the album. You're also stopping their bag and why am I

Bobby: 57:27

right? But you will listen to that one with britney spears and I but you won't listen to the ones without her in it. But that's a really bad example. I just can't think of any like other

Jim: 57:35

like riot, which things with Brittany in it.

The Miz: 57:40

That's my brand. I love it. is okay, so I suggest that we Nick's Yeah, would you rather

Bobby: 57:50

I think it's over now it's over, over I think because

The Miz: 57:55

word of the day. I think word of the day at least is like

Bobby: 57:59

different. installed this phrase and the Word of the Week is 100 footer. What is 100? Someone who has l know someone who was either obviously gay or lesbian.

Jim: 58:24

It's called 100. From 100 feet away. Yeah. 200 footer?

Bobby: 58:29

You're a 50

Jim: 58:30

footer, honey, and you're so tall. You're like,

Bobby: 58:32

I'm right up close. Not not a fifth. Oh, yeah. No, you're 108

Jim: 58:35

you want to be

The Miz: 58:36

the larger the distance the more

Jim: 58:39

you can't Can someone walk them through this? Or marry straight up to a 10 footer.

The Miz: 58:50

So no,

Jim: 58:51

no because we can see you coming from so much.

Bobby: 58:53

I just look fat. Model Model UK model you.

The Miz: 59:01

Here very good. I would disagree. I'm actually a fan. Okay.

Jim: 59:07

Katelyn the black PA.

The Miz: 59:09

Like if I saw you that like like move your head? I would know that your guy

Bobby: 59:13

just by the way. Oh, hey. It's a National Fair for me. Anyway,

The Miz: 59:24

Jim, I could probably tell it's gay just because of your clothing.

Bobby: 59:28

I think your clothing Oh, and also he likes to walk with the rest. Yes, definitely. And the way that you walk MS is like a power strip on the catwalk so Milo might give off He's like,

Jim: 59:45

is walking towards us and I was like, No, it's not. And then I'm like,

Bobby: 59:48

that Prancer that Prancer was busy and then I sighed waddling next to him and and you're just like, we probably looked like a fucking five you imagine? Like a gag like weird Luckily I get back at you that would never think would be wow together ever in your fucking life like leather and ripped jeans. I'm wearing what you're wearing like pastel pastels and I'm wearing like I'm trying to be like edgy but not because I'm fat so it's like black.

The Miz: 1:00:13

I'm trying to be edgy but not because I'm a visionary. I'm sorry see things yeah, no, my walk definitely gives away the fact that I'm gay. I love it nothing

Bobby: 1:00:24

I love you. I wish I could walk your walk like you. Also Queen discus really quick the picture you posted on Instagram of me and you at the mat?

The Miz: 1:00:31

Oh my god, you guys looked ill I looked like I was getting bad and that was hilarious.

Bobby: 1:00:38

I was looking at like I At first I was like, Oh, I look okay, and then I kept looking. I am dead in the eye.

The Miz: 1:00:46

Either my skin is like breaking out like I'm

Bobby: 1:00:49

not okay, it's not okay,

The Miz: 1:00:51

bad picture but that's why I had to be shown.

Bobby: 1:00:54

Let me see it cuz it was so far. It's like my eyes were droopy. And I'm like yeah, I'm lost. Oh boy. Yeah. Bad Yeah. Your eyes you can see your eyes rarely see mine

Jim: 1:01:09

like 18 sangrias to vomiting like Anna probably

Bobby: 1:01:13

I probably took an animal

The Miz: 1:01:15

before I went to the 1/42 of a

Bobby: 1:01:20

oh my god I can never want to eat again. I don't think like I think it makes me want to throw up now like thinking of just you like just slowly picking like little things out I'm like, it's almost like mixed together like anywhere like now they'll kick you out. Alright gentlemen, it's your segment but I'm not playing your song because we're gonna make a new one I guess cuz what's your segment called now the list what are we doing?

Jim: 1:01:41

Now this week is a transition week and we don't have a title

Bobby: 1:01:44

is you got to do what I do. Yeah, but like yours is more like no but like I'm like oh my god

The Miz: 1:01:50

give me the table is exactly what I bring

Jim: 1:01:53

to the last interview ever like what's a faucet?

Bobby: 1:01:57

You guys fucking saw

Jim: 1:01:58

this is the best interview

Bobby: 1:02:00

ever one get a word and then the situation I'm gonna speak of this will speak a bit.

Jim: 1:02:13

So you want my segment to be a discussion time we have where you go

Bobby: 1:02:16

What is fallen? Has it come from or like what is with jabs? Just kind of like the no but like you think of these random things like why do wire water sponges or who created sponge or something like that? Yeah.

The Miz: 1:02:28

Okay, your segment bubbles the title of it vague and that it doesn't go away what it's about you know, life can do anything you can do anything so your hair needs

Jim: 1:02:41

jacking with Jim

Bobby: 1:02:42

Jackie Jim could be avoided like jacking with gym. Okay, because then you're like jacking around

The Miz: 1:02:48

isn't gonna silo as to what it needs to be.

Jim: 1:02:50

I can't have a silo because then I get too into it

Bobby: 1:02:53

and nobody really does. Right right.

The Miz: 1:02:55

It's also it's

Bobby: 1:02:57

right No, okay. I like talking with Jim Jackson with Jackie and with Jim jack game with Jim it's Jim.

Unknown: 1:03:05

Yeah

Bobby: 1:03:08

perfect. Oh my god that might be actually the song I guess isolate it. I love that alright, anyway jack with Jim What do you got for us other than throwing up crackers in about 10 minutes?

Jim: 1:03:18

Let's be optimistic maybe 15 I've kept on a lot of water Show some respect.

The Miz: 1:03:26

Shut so how did you get here

Jim: 1:03:28

was how recovery How did

The Miz: 1:03:30

we get to where we are right now?

Jim: 1:03:32

Well, okay. The bourbon situation

Bobby: 1:03:36

we talked about at the beginning right? Without Are you hadn't Now earlier in the day you were you post a picture? Oh, you little lying little slot. Okay. Well, I had I had was Bobby

The Miz: 1:03:57

an email what had happened?

Bobby: 1:04:00

Can I say one other thing? is you actually like got me out of trouble sort of because I send that scathing email that was like really kind of content you're like I'm not sure about like, you're like oh yeah, that's like

The Miz: 1:04:13

to talk to have did writer have nasty emails? You know, which ones are a Go ahead. And you know, which ones are let's cool down.

Bobby: 1:04:22

Right. And so I talked to my boss that made me It made me question when I was writing enough to go talk to my boss and then

The Miz: 1:04:30

anytime. I

Bobby: 1:04:31

know our listeners are probably shocked that you talked me off of a ledger like oh, here

The Miz: 1:04:35

we are. In a corporate setting. I can do no wrong.

Bobby: 1:04:38

I know. I feel like I can do nothing, right. I think you just self destruct. You're not doing anything wrong to anybody else. your self just self destructing yourself.

Jim: 1:04:50

I think I am doing things wrong to other people.

The Miz: 1:04:52

I think I am scared to be honest.

Jim: 1:04:54

I think I'm sabotaging my life.

The Miz: 1:04:56

I mean, the fact that you just went on a whole soapbox about how we made you feel so horrible. Yes, I think we're constructing you know, but that's

Bobby: 1:05:03

also in love. And that's me being your father and being like, Hey boys, like we're really getting good here. So like, let's go ahead and keep up the good work. But also I need you help like lives in the backyard. Okay, I can't always just rake leaves in the grass.

Jim: 1:05:15

Are we supposed to find our dad hot? Oh, I'm always wondering, hopefully not now. So my little thing that I wrote down earlier in the week, something that really annoys me and this relates to your segment is when, and this happens a lot to everyone. When other people tell you how to do your job, even though they don't know how to do

Bobby: 1:05:34

your job. Man, we are on a business kick. Because

Jim: 1:05:38

this happens all the time. Like someone will be like, Oh, well, why didn't you just do that? I'm like, well, there's about five reasons that I don't want to explain to you right now, before this decision was made of how I'm doing it about why I'm doing this and you don't understand the background. You don't understand how the process works. That's exactly what you have. You have no education. You don't understand anything. So don't leave this decision to me is what I want to tell people all the time. Right then it sounds like a deck but

Bobby: 1:06:01

your deck, you're actually just like doing your you don't have 20 minutes to explain. Why do we do that?

The Miz: 1:06:07

That's a smile and say, Oh, yeah, great. And then walk away.

Jim: 1:06:09

Right? Like I just, I love it. That's a good idea. And then leave

The Miz: 1:06:14

within I did an open mic. Classic, great idea. I might have told you already. My feedback from people are like you're at the same goddamn 3pm open my time at not taking your goddamn suggestions. No, I was like, Okay, thank you. Awesome, good. Good point, and then throw it away.

Jim: 1:06:32

I don't have any left. But well, I

Bobby: 1:06:34

will say about that means is that I'm actually really proud that you did that. That's actually showing me that there's a sign that you're really actually putting you're putting in the work now. Like you're putting together an open mic at 3pm is putting in work? So I'm proud of

Jim: 1:06:47

Yeah, I fully agree. Cool. I just think cool. Yeah, you're putting in work, honey. Thank you. You ain't gotta go to work. Work Work. Boy. Oh, boy. And this is what I'm wondering if diets hate

The Miz: 1:07:03

that so much when people have like anyone on something that they know nothing about.

Jim: 1:07:08

And sometimes they're like not even mean people. It's just that you don't have 20 minutes to educate them.

The Miz: 1:07:12

And I don't mean well, they mean, wow.

Jim: 1:07:16

Why don't you just do that? I'm like, No,

The Miz: 1:07:18

no, no, no. For your advice. I, I wanted, I would and I have a boss who is leading me in a direction. And so you know why? I'm okay. Thank you.

Jim: 1:07:31

I just want I want people to talk to me. That's a really, really wouldn't be easier if we just didn't have to interact and be Oh, yeah.

The Miz: 1:07:39

I always say I want to exist in a vacuum. I just want to be

Jim: 1:07:45

Yeah, especially for work. Let me be leaving for work.

The Miz: 1:07:51

I have a lot of people.

Bobby: 1:07:55

I know I'm the worst. I have to deal with all the worst problems. customers. I deal with the fucking sales team. I'm like, I hate I mean, I can't

Jim: 1:08:04

do it. Well, you are gonna. So that's good. That's coming up.

Bobby: 1:08:08

I did apply to a job. Okay, Jim.

The Miz: 1:08:11

Yeah, no, I hate that. Jimbo. I fully agree. Who does that to you like?

Jim: 1:08:18

Okay, anyways, well, that's really the only thing that I had. I looked at my list. I apparently didn't write anything down the whole week. As we recorded Monday, then I worked Tuesday, Wednesday. And then last. I did not block that was the first block.

Bobby: 1:08:30

I mean, we also told your story at the beginning about how you were throwing up in an Uber. So did we talk about that? Yeah. Yeah. Your mid throwing up? Yeah, I was like

The Miz: 1:08:39

you had Didn't you have something that you wanted to say that we were like, save it? Mm hmm.

Jim: 1:08:44

I don't remember what this was it. This was like Bobby was talking about that was funny, because I wrote down how I hate people at work. I was tiptoeing around it,

Bobby: 1:08:53

but I hate people in general. So is that? Yeah. All right. So thank you jacking with Jim. Okay. Oh, I was like, why are you turning? I don't have a fucking thing for jacking with Jim. jacking and chilling with Jim. jailing, jailing off. That's your pissy baby.

Jim: 1:09:17

Girls jerk off. They chill off.

Bobby: 1:09:18

Yeah. No, I sound like a creepy. Uh, yeah, girls like, I like to watch girl. chilling. Anyway, this kind of ever fucked a girl. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, many times. Okay. I say like, I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, da, bitch. That's great. You're so attractive right now with your throw up teeth.

Jim: 1:09:45

Wow, I'm not actually a fan. Wow. They wouldn't know I threw up

The Miz: 1:09:49

throw up trail.

Bobby: 1:09:50

I guess you would brush your teeth by them. Yes, I would. I don't even know what that means. I'm just like a robot to be nasty.

The Miz: 1:09:56

I think I have throw up teeth. Right

Bobby: 1:09:59

now. You don't

The Miz: 1:10:00

This hook right here usually it's a little like eroded and I think yeah, maybe

Bobby: 1:10:06

I don't see it there when you smile so it's not that noticeable yet. You have time yet. It gets an enamel paint or whatever. Yeah, the paint it. Yeah. But she's like oh gap. Yeah, I have a gap. Okay, final thoughts and I'm gonna go first because actually, it's my turn to go first. Okay. Sorry. Good night. Okay, my final thought is sometimes the best times are when you don't have a plan at all.

The Miz: 1:10:40

That is that's a good final thought. I like that. Thank you. Like, yeah, it's like just do it live do it live unscripted,

Bobby: 1:10:50

right, sometimes unscripted is where it needs to be.

The Miz: 1:10:53

It's just you know, I love that. Well.

Bobby: 1:10:58

All right, who's next Jim?

Jim: 1:11:00

I would say just avoid dark liquor.

Bobby: 1:11:05

I mean, we actually did discuss it and we actually

Jim: 1:11:08

now I know why. Yeah, just avoid dark liquor. It's not good for you. Only light only clear.

Bobby: 1:11:16

Yeah, clear. Still. Clear. Clear.

The Miz: 1:11:19

You still hear we're clear you steer balls vodka.

Bobby: 1:11:24

Like balls vodka that Yeah, see? We're not sponsored by like Maker's Mark we're sponsored by fucking balls vodka are we I mean we were

The Miz: 1:11:32

I wonder if no sponsors still sitting

Bobby: 1:11:34

I really wish you would go a little like can you fucking Imagine if it's just sitting there like rap or like a little post

The Miz: 1:11:42

it note with like my name

Bobby: 1:11:45

for you also. We love balls we just want to keep it I love ball. We might be there we might not okay miss my final

The Miz: 1:11:54

thought is what sucks about having a vision is that you guys can't see what I see.

Jim: 1:12:05

Dead I think you came down from that moment Bobby. Like do you remember that have to say no. Yeah saying that you guys the thing about visions is

Bobby: 1:12:17

yeah cuz I was being like real and then

The Miz: 1:12:22

right saying this I know like trapped in my head about having a vision. Like I literally like that from like a sitcom. Like I cannot escape.

Bobby: 1:12:35

We had a really good run there for about 30 minutes.

Unknown: 1:12:40

So

The Miz: 1:12:41

I was I was on the I was on the ground. So the thing is, first of all

Bobby: 1:12:49

I've ever wanted I was falling down. I sank down you threw up and you fell down. So we all had a moment.

Jim: 1:12:55

This episode of me called we all fall down. We all

Bobby: 1:12:58

fall down. falls down. And it

The Miz: 1:13:06

you know the singer? Do you know? That's not the singer on me out say you fucking the same feature on all town is the same woman who does Donna Chan.

Jim: 1:13:28

Oh, that's cool. So she really stuck by him. No, I'm a six by my man. I'ma stick by him. I'm happy birthday beyond say

Bobby: 1:13:40

like lit up in the same moment. Like, I'm Like who? Not really? I've been to Beyonce. I've seen him live. Thank you.

The Miz: 1:13:49

Nick Jetta lights are live. And guess what?

Bobby: 1:13:51

I get to see the US this weekend.

Jim: 1:13:55

Where's the crickets button? Who's the us?

The Miz: 1:14:00

We get a crickets button. Yeah, we need to have one on here before

Bobby: 1:14:06

because the thing is I used to see me editing. It's like goddamn ridiculous now like I throw in like I try to like get

Jim: 1:14:11

like, see that? You can fill in all these empty spaces with sounds. Yeah, I want to be a CAPTCHA

Bobby: 1:14:17

fair podcast actually really quite so good. It makes video blog. It's called the bald and the beautiful. It actually gives me some good like hope like they're just like, they do little

Jim: 1:14:27

barrel angles. Yeah, they are us.

Bobby: 1:14:29

I mean, we are them. No, we have more episodes and I'm Oh, sorry.

The Miz: 1:14:33

Are they like

Bobby: 1:14:34

good? Yeah, that's really good. It called the bald and one beautiful. You will let you need to look up. I'm on. Listen to park

Jim: 1:14:44

How is that what they post on YouTube then?

Bobby: 1:14:46

Yeah, no, I like those videos. Yeah, I thought that was their problem though. There. Oh, they have a podcast a post on YouTube too. But on it's not their podcast.

Jim: 1:14:55

Oh, what's on

Bobby: 1:14:56

that's like the most popular YouTube video series ever. How do you spell on? It's like you m h and a couple ages. Okay? All phones is so good make sure if you want us to rate you nor to email us at She's Not Doing So Well please email us at She's Not Doing So Well e mail.

The Miz: 1:15:23

Do not email us now. Wait, no but wait.

Unknown: 1:15:31

No, wait.

Bobby: 1:15:34

Email us at She's Not Doing So well@gmail.com. That doesn't make sense.

The Miz: 1:15:41

Right? here's a here's the basic structure of an email address. Its name@domain.org. com edu, whatever, that that's how it works.

Jim: 1:15:53

Honey, how where does this? Here's an email address. And I actually getting

The Miz: 1:16:03

email addresses working and that's

Bobby: 1:16:05

the last I'll speak of, Oh, my fucking guy can do this. I was crazy. But yeah, if you want us to look at your deck, email us. Your friends. And that's really all that matters. I hope you What? That's really Oh, but like, Oh, no. All that matters is that you have a great time. And a celebration is yourself. Okay, I

The Miz: 1:16:26

gotta go. What was that? l never speak again. Honestly,

Jim: 1:16:32

I will never speak of this again.

The Miz: 1:16:34

That was the worst thing I've ever heard even great time this week and have a celebration with your

Bobby: 1:16:39

celebrate life. Celebrate friends. Oprah like Oprah It was

The Miz: 1:16:47

a celebration with yourself.

Jim: 1:16:49

I love you just the way you are.

Bobby: 1:16:52

Do you know what the differences between hung and hung up on

Unknown: 1:16:55

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