Rough On My Hole, Rough On My Gay Reputation

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I'm nonfat sugar free. The tongue. My tongue is in my throat and I want to try to limit the box to love it. I'm just so awkward at this guy. Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby. And I'm Jim. We brought you here by a UFO because I fucking he's in outer space I'm in. I'm in full. He's playing with my god I'm in water space. He's put pausing he's playing Rubik's Cube. I was talking normal until we hit record and then it's like, oh, back to episode one when we're fact episode one. Yeah, that's what I feel like I'm like, when I say I'll fuck that the listeners are like so these people have never grown their words wrong. We are grown 35 or Oh, you pause there but you are 35 your your oh wait when? August three months, three months now don't give out your birthday cuz people are stalking you less than three months. Wow. So you are Oh 36 no. Oh, no, I can't. I wrote my amazing Oh my 35 has been ruined by COVID Yeah, fuck you. I should get this year back. You haven't been living. You're 35 I'm 35 again. Okay, well, we can do that party again. We'd have all the decorations. really fucking 30 I get so old. That's what I'm still trying to figure out. It is weird lives. I mean, it goes really like your What? How old? Are you? 32 right. So I was like, Oh yeah, you feel young. I still feel like I'm in my early 30s I'm 32 but I still feel older than my late 20s I remember being in my mid 20s honey. I mean, honey, I remember it like yesterday. I moved here eight years ago, just figuring out my life still. I'm I'm a mess. You're a mess. But you had like your own apartment. You're like classy, boozy ratchet. Okay. Stupid. What's happening? Uh huh. Cuz that's what we were doing like our whole 20s 20s were amazing. Honestly, it was a good feeling are in your 20s here's what I will say this, that being 35 almost 36 you could I know this game. Your 20s get your dick out massive erection. Yeah, like always. Oh my god, listen, if you're in your 20s right now, there's no reason to be coupled up, then no, sorry. No, no, I love relationships and all about it. But if, if I would have known I would have met my person at 30 just known it like it was Yeah, if you weren't trying, I weren't trying, right. I would have cut it all the bullshit out and just fucked. Sorry. That's a little rough. Okay, that's a little it's gonna be rough on your whole rough on my whole and rough on my reputation. But, but that always been like their city, right? You can always buy their slate. Yep. You know what I agree because I felt like all my 20s I was searching, searching, searching, searching, searching. So I was like, Oh, this person is a tab and I'm gonna go home with them. It was like, getting it but I gotta be good because this could be the one that's the one and like, I can't run the wedding plans have already made my head now. Yeah, like, it used to be bad. Let me say they're probably not the one. First of all, is the one I don't Believe it right? I don't either. Okay, good. I feel like I'm gonna get in a fight because I don't believe that there is a one out there. As I get older, I realized that you have a lot of connections, right? There's, I feel like there's probably three to five. Okay, I feel like you have your first your first real like there's a couple first things but your first like, were you really like, you've kind of right? Yeah. Then you have your second your second one is, is you wish it was gonna work but it doesn't and they break your heart. Your second season they break up like, like, Okay, the first one is your first you kind of like chalk it up. You're like, well, and it takes a while I did it. Right. So then you let yourself vulnerable again, and the second one comes in and they fuck you up, like hard. But then after that one Oh, so after that when you're broke down to a point where you're like, I am a horrible human like nobody loves me I'm ever loved again, never again. Nobody's gonna love me ever again and I can't do it again. And then out of nowhere. happens. That's kind of true. It really is a lot of people to talk to you about the relationships I've heard. Oh, we just had an eruption by my cousin. We're having not cousins weekend because Angela's not here but the cousin showed up. One cousin showed up with her dog. We've had puppy cousin. Oh, yeah. I gotta get my puppy soon. Oh my god. I had my moments today where I was like, I've been she's imprinted on me. What's it called? Even printed on her but then she imprinted on me like now I'm like she does she's my person now. Like, she's my she's your wife. She's my daughter. She's my puppy. Oh my god is like I've seen you blossom into a from a heartless gay to a fucking dog dab. Oh, honey, this is I'm the best dog dad there is. Well period. So Meanwhile, let's just beat a dog dag. dag. Why? And you've only had like half beer. Oh no, you've had a full white claw. Yeah, I mean one and a half. Meanwhile, today we went on a walk with the pups, and then is are they doing well? Yeah, she's not June she's a really good Walker. I'm sorry. Does she poop immediately when she gets out there? No, never she's never missed a walk. Just know when the street the one time. Wait. So she is weird. So she doesn't poop on a walk. Every dog poops on a wall. She's she always says stay with me. And she walks by my side. No pulling me like I'm the leader. So she's afraid of everything. Okay. It's interesting because she, but she is she's real personality. You don't I mean, we all have our personality. She needs Prozac. Yes. Well, she's in CBD puppy CBD. I love that. Thank you. Uncle Jim gone. Oh, Jim got peanut butter flavored. She gets it every meal. Two meals a day. So I get letters every day. Yeah, yeah, I do get better. Oh, she's got a full regimen like I'm giving it to her like I'm giving her only like 25.25 Perfect. Oh, so like all day long, she's only getting like point five zero. So it's a little low dose, like a little micro dosing good. She feels great. She takes a little naps. She's relaxed. I mean, she's a puppy. Yeah, she's still gonna be a little adventurous and run around. And if you've never had a puppy, you're a child. Let me tell you. Okay, speaking of people in their mid 20s, stop rushing your mother fucking life, especially in these periods, periods. It's true. Not brushing your life. There's no kids. You don't need a fucking person. Now. I think honestly, everybody should be free. You should be it should be illegal to get married until you're 30 agreed. Because people in their 20s needed to be able to experience like, I'm sorry. I feel like no one has a life really anymore. No. I mean, I love my sister and I love my brother in law. Let me get on it. God bless them. God bless him. They got married early like 24 that drives me nuts. Now, I don't know. I just like back then like I did a lot of things in my late 20s I could have done more. If I wasn't so worried about finding the one you're always like, I'm gonna find the one it could be anywhere guys either know what you're gonna be doing when you find the one? You could literally be blow. Here's the thing about the one. You were at the gym. Yep, I was blacked out in a bar. It was like a Tuesday. Right? Like that's it. You think we're gonna meet your one like, I was just like at the honey big Tam. And we both looked at this now history in the case and we both wanted it and then our hands touch when we have a meeting. You're on Easter. Easter Bloody Sunday. Bloody Bloody Mary Friday, but Bloody Mary Friday. We shouldn't make that off. That's a good Friday. Bloody Mary Friday. I've never had a Bloody Mary. Do you ever do Bloody Mary in the mirror? Never. Oh, I remember that growing up high school. Hey, Mary. Don't say it three times. Because then you're like holding right but I'm not looking at me. Oh, yeah, that's true. But we used to go I mean, when you look at me Yeah you're kind of like a mirror it's a mirror I'm looking back at myself well cuz I'm tiny bit tinier oh that's what I see in my head. Well actually I really wear my body. I see you in my body. The body of we are each other's we are one body one body price and we do Oh, I that's a different I was a little edgy like our characters a little more edgy. Oh, you guys have like a guitar player and a drummer. Oh, honey. Yeah, yes. Yeah. And we do not stand alone. It was really dramatic. Yeah, well, why don't you do what? Yeah, what can you do? What can you do? What can you do as on our placeholder for when you know to cut what's your hidden talent? What are you looking at over there and what can you do? What can you do? Like what can you do? What can you do? Hidden other than like, deep learning How'd that get out? I don't know that. Well, it's not a hidden talent if everyone knows well now it's not hidden. Oh, well, no one knows. Robert. I'm so sorry. JOHN, Robert, Jim that might well it used to be hidden talent. Do you remember when our show was lesson? Yeah, fully and when everyone the show how to plan and rhombic remember when we had like guests were like, let's talk about the church and we're like, oh, we were very deep. I think COVID messed us up. COVID kind of blame COVID but I'm okay. When we need someone to blame. I've actually have like, some, I mean, not like, I feel like people like what we're doing. Okay, maybe I'm not. I'm looking at analytics, analytics. Maybe you're into analytics. And according to everyone that's listening. We have more listeners today than we did three weeks ago. Okay, so they like ranting, they like ranting and raving. Who doesn't. I mean, who does right like here we are all the time. Like do you want to hear I want to say less than you do. I am going to say something. Oh no. Oh god. Well, not really bad. It's just I'm going back to COVID just for a second. Just like a slight baby second. I know. They're like, Oh, this is the same rant every week. And it is we love ranting except it's the same fucking problems. Robin COVID god damn it. But on a serious note, oh, last night, Columbus opened up all their bars. No. So we open up everything and the rules are six feet apart from each table. Here's the problem with audios only. So on the patio only every table has to be six feet apart. But here's the problem right here. Here's the key word 10 people per party. So last night at one of the bars standard Hall. I'll say it first of all standard is trash. non standard member there remember the racist? Oh yeah. Pre COVID. Which type of outfits are acceptable wide enough for you to come in I bet you they wouldn't care what outfits come in now because they need that fucking money exact sorry COVID that's called karma motherfucker Hari close love it they're actually gonna get shut down now good because last night they're like well we let 10 people in per table that is not we're gonna post a picture you have to post I'll post a picture Yeah, it's it's fucking ridiculous. It's insane it's like the last month that didn't happen like and that's why I keep thinking it's like almost fucking me up like where I'm like to this event was this even like bullying dramatic point right? Meanwhile, you open a bar and at midnight in Ohio, which is happening in Wisconsin, I'm sure it's happening everywhere. A lot of places midnight up. Boom. bars are open. Let's go and I'm like, You're not even spread apart. You're waiting in line. One is I can't I just drove by Balboa on Grandview Avenue. Fucking bah bah bah. And they have a patio so it was like okay, well at least you're technically on the patio right? But once again, we have a five foot patio and 45 people Yeah, and no one's wearing, you know, Mass. It's just like, well, we're outside. It's like Yeah, but you're also a foot away from the other person. And none of you know if you're a carrier and asymptomatic carrier, I'm over it. I want to clear this up too. It's not about the fucking virus. Okay? You fucking idiots. It's about the fact that the virus can wreck our health system. Yeah, Pirie yet, right it's not about you and like you may survive it. Oh, I'm gonna survive. I'm young and I have no right issues like oh, but when you give it to your uncle that gives it to your grandparent and your grandparents and ends up in the ER and the ers are too full for the pregnant lady that's trying to give birth and she can't or you know what I mean? Right It's like all these things are there's a car wreck and oh wait we can't lifelike cuz we lifeflight in a cupboard victim. Because Johnny wanted to go to the fucking centered Hall on Friday night. Fuck you. Like some of our friends have said they have a summer to attend to online like I have a summer to attend to. Oh, no. Oh, so you're one summer, four years old. Yeah, let me tell you, honey, like, one more hour. There's people who are losing their partners there. Yeah, I've ones even, I don't know. So I nations died like 10, you lose. If you die from COVID you're basically losing 10 years of your life. Everyone thinks like, well, if you're already old anyway, right? So like people are 70 to 80. They're like, it's the only reason they died is because of Cova they would have never died. It's just fucked. And we're not even the thing is like, the people who are rushing to get back into these crowded bars are saying like, so you're saying, We can never open again? And we can never like No, that's not it. It's just about gradual and like waiting, seeing what happens when we do start moving into these public spaces. not rushing to return to quote normal, which people are doing. They're like, Oh, we gotta go get john ca. I've got a black cow. It's Friday night. I'm like, ah, get blackout in your backyard like I do. I guess that's like a 35 year old thing. Yeah, we're gonna cook some burgers. You won't come over and get blackout. If all these 20 year olds weren't trying to find the one in the bar exactly rushing pressure was a fucking gym. We got to go out we got to meet people tonight tonight. Like no I can go to it's not any Tiffany tonight some tonight at tubes gonna be having puke all over it. Oh, by the end of the night. Okay. Yep, you can hear to amber listen amber and Tiffany. Tiffany, you have to pee. Oh, they sound like horrible, horrible humans. Am I gonna bring your Tiffany? Oh, I'm okay with TIFF. You want to go back? I'm a TIFF. I'm an amber so amber has like brunette hair. I'm a little chubby. But she has money. Oh, you're the girl that like comes over like you have the blonde hair but you don't have a lot of money. But you know the amber has money. So amber is like hi amber already, right? Yeah. And Tiffany is all about telling you amber telling her She's pretty. Yeah, like Tiffany is like Amber, you're the hottest girl in school. Honey. You weren't the hottest girl in school. You have the most money. You have the southern side in the back here. Are those into the lake that you own you have a slip and slide down below your something slide down below is not like you but it gets the boys because you have that fucking helicopter pad on your backyard Daddy's little princess or in your Tiffany Hi I'm Tess I'm Amber let's go out because the night we can meet the one there's a lot of doctors and like there's inventors that got the standard Hall and like I think tonight there's so many white guys standard like honestly who I mean like only white guys only because like straight white Christians are honestly running the country you know i mean Oh amber you amber is a badge you bet amber gets the abortion but then fights yes and what I mean, like chambers are shed she's like, I love marijuana but ah, illegal keep a legal I had an abortion but it's not for everyone and I regret it. Yeah. Like I had a But tenure. Again, I have people that 10 years later, like, abortions horrible. I'm like, remember that one time? Yeah. It's like remember your mom when you were like, 15 when you were like bragging about your abortion and now? Yeah, it's not cute. It's not horrible. It's not cute. I'm pro choice. Yeah, but don't get on the fucking soapbox after the fact. Right? I know about abortion. It's like murdering someone and then being like, nevermind, it wasn't a murder, and I'm totally against murder. I'm against murder, even though I just like slip these through the whole screen movie and then saying just kidding. Yeah, I mean, yeah, like, no, I can. This is really good. What are you looking at? I'm actually just thinking, I don't know what I'm thinking. I'm just thinking there's a lot going on in the world, but there's also not a lot going in the world. Seriously, like, I'm seeing a thing like, what happened this week? Um, well, Trump isn't still an idiot. Well, he's an idiot. I'm Dr. Brian Kennedy was first name but he went on Capitol Hill. Oh, and did this whole thing. And he's like dead serious. He's a whistle blower. Yeah, the whistle blower. So he goes, this is me the worst winter in modern history and honestly, I believe him. Totally. Here's the thing I don't understand. Okay. And again, I'm going to talk about Mali and Georgia number of other week also my Molly and her little post about her daughter not going to prom and talking about ecstasy. I was like, Wait, what? No, honey, you did fucking Molly like you're 45 and her name is Molly. That's embarrassing. Like anything's changing. No one over like six should be what else is her name? mol. Mama. Yeah, that's true. Lee Ellie is Molly short for something? No. Molly, Molly. Mahler. Mollison. Mollison all the time, honey? No, it's nothing. It's Molly like. It sounds like you're going to the mall. Molly. You're going to fucking nothing Simon's Simon's mall. Okay, Molly in Georgia. In Georgia goes. I love Tucker Anderson. I'm one of those fucking Fox News, Tucker something that idiot. He's she's like, I'm so glad we moved back to the Peach State. And she goes, I'm so glad that Georgia can be leading the way for the rest of the country. Thanks, Tucker for pointing that out. Molly. Okay. You're from fucking California. So Molly, I don't know what your fucking problem is. And I'm certainly like, Honey, you're from California. Okay, you're from Long Beach. LBC Oh, remember Molly when you were 32. And you want to smoke cigarettes with an 18 year old and you asked me for the cigarettes. Remember that Molly? Yeah. Molly. Listen. She remembers. So when you post these little shit ask fucking comments about Georgia leading the way. Honey and racist murders and I could be wrong. Because nobody knows. Yeah, racist murders. Where are they leading the Well, I guess they found a fucking tape that proves that somebody's on a fucking construction site. Stealing cat. I'm done with Georgia. I'm done with Georgia. I know I'm not trying to change the subject, but I'm just saying like, I fucking hate Georgia. But back to Molly. Georgia is a piece of shit. Georgia doesn't know what the fuck is going on. And I'm gonna put, I might put my money on the fact that in the fall, the wave is coming honey, not only the fucking blue wave is gonna crash like that coronal wave. So when you're sitting here touting Trump, honey, when your husband's making so much money and you get to move to Poland and have a pool that's underground and like, under the there's no outdoor pool, but your kids are having their birthday parties in their indoor pool. It's no wonder you like Trump, you dumb bitch. Sorry, I love this channel. I'm going off because Honey, do you know what's happening? I love Molly like I do love her. I do you guys right? Are you she's got her eyes tattooed. She's that girl. Oh, so like she has like eyeliner tattooed on her. Oh no love Molly. I love Molly and if she listens this sorry mall. I love Molly was a famous person. No, this is fucking Molly who's I'm not gonna go into what her husband does her husband's hot. Well, so that's where it's at so but she moved her whole family to Poland and because they made more money, but then she's like, I didn't so go back in my Peach State where they lead the way and like, I'm like, honey. Wow, like Trump is now the top 1% right as always out the money, right? It's all money. That's interesting. Ah, you're all you're just a number. Yeah. made money, huh? Yeah, I'm like, Oh, so you like Tucker because he has money? And because he probably touts the like, oh, the rich get richer. Let me tell you when a billionaire is about to be the first ever trillionaire Amazon Jeff Bezos, yeah, what is up with this Bezos guy? This butts off. Oh, okay. getting divorced. Oh, you're here to pay her if she's done. Oh, he paid her like, half a billion dollars. And she's like by literally he goes, Yeah, she goes, Well, I'll settle off you give me like 500 million. He's like die die of a trillion. Oh, Mike. So during COVID if you think about it, Amazon's winning. I know everything I order. I'm like, well, gift, Amazon, Amazon groceries. Amazon's deliver. Yes. So, I mean, I really am overusing. So Jeff Bezos is like, well, we only pay the people $15 an hour, maybe $2 extra during the COVID. But like they're he's taking that away. But now he's a trillionaire. about trillion is like you have to go Okay, wait, I always think is like, Oh, it's not? I don't know. It's a little bit more than 100 billion, but it's actually like, No, no, it's like $999 billion, another billion. And a billion is 999 plus a million. I can't like that's a lot like too much like where it's like, you took 100 in left. There's trees that you're richer than Oh, yeah. Okay. Like probably Canada Well, we love Canada clearly like I'm probably moving there in like three years. That's where I want to settle down like I want to start now I am and go to Montreal. I you know I could retire Montreal I could transit up. Oh no yeah strip clubs out the transit systems marijuana is legal. That's true all you actually, again the best food I've ever had in my life period that wow even the chain restaurant under the brown yes they had a fucking butene the Thai restaurants who was the best ever period period it Yeah, Montreal Tran is there we love Trina Trina Wintour, she's a RTS donati's and she is a first flush she has a record out I recommend everyone listen. Second of all easy it's amazing like okay, so you just meanwhile a little comedy will write our mentioned her like music. I didn't know she was doing Meanwhile, she's behind the scenes like I just recorded. I'm like recording An entire album like oh, and it's ready for download. And it's amazing because she can express herself and she says her person that like really? And when she expressed herself you get it like no Yeah, like yeah, she's she's a cool person. Oh, no, I miss her again as her we always. We always do miss her. That's means we need to go when we can. I think we plan the border. I think it's still shut down. Yeah. Like Troodos shut it down. Sure. I was like, No, America. He's looking down here. He's like, so you're opening the bars? No, this is your chance because it's about to become Yeah, down here. So it's about to become Gilad lock the borders or just let us in. I'm gonna have to get fucked by some weird rich white guy like I'm gonna be like a handmade but like we don't get pregnant we just get fucked your handmade and I'm one of the wives cuz you would definitely be a wild idea. I'm gonna hold your hands while my husband I'm like the dumbest fucking bitch. I got her. Her I cut out. Oh, yeah, you're holding maybe Janine over the brain. ematic dramatics COMM And here I am as Janine on I'm just The hot wife in the teal. You're like, my husband already. I mean, it's really watching that you don't have to do any work and then it actually be hotter to me. I think you're just like to watch my partner fuck somebody else. I mean, not in a good way where it's like, forced but like, if they wanted to do it right like you have to be like the homies were like, you have to hit me through like I'm here to like not go horses horrible. Wars. Horrible. horrible. Horrible. No, I didn't mean like that. But wait, you mean like always wanted to? Like take on the burden, right? You exactly like are you gonna bond wires like your horse. And that way you can just focus on like keeping an eye do volunteer, volunteer. Imagine like, Oh, your husband's gonna fuck me but then I don't have to deal with them and I get to go home. My maxbox got it. You just show up once a week. Done, do the deed, lead it and do it. do it do it by get by, you know, in your 20s that's in your 20s you should be a handmade. exactly when you're in your 20s you're a handmade so you can't get married. All you can do is fuck yeah. When you're in your 30s that's when you lock it up. Yeah, but you have to also pick your handmade because you need a generals wife, right? You get to pick the handmade though, cuz you're gonna be like command turned on. You don't I mean? Yeah, you know what I mean? You know, you'd like you all you need to have that friend though. Who's a handmade while you're the commander's why Oh, 100 you need like the background like handmade. It's like Hey, girl, listen, like I need to pass this message to other girls. Listen to him. He is about the takeover. So Honey, you need to get going into either take care of your husband or he's gonna take care of us, which I don't feel like the girls in Kelly add like the women don't take care of their husbands. They're like all concerned about their looks and like their babies. It's like, they're not your babies. They're not even your baby. They're not biological but you act like it because you sat behind her handmade while she got taken care of That was the best. That was so good take into town. That's definitely while she get fucking railed while she got fucking railed, she got railed and which is the same as taking Oh, fuck. I'm not allowed to say it. Oh my god. You know what I heard if you whisper to Siri or not Siri to Alexa, she'll whisper back. Oh, that's cute. She's not work. She She listens she fucking watch my nose into like a crackhead. Oh, I heard that. That sounded like your lips are smacking together like are crying not the upper one. Okay, I guess that coven my nose? Is there like, why is your nose make that noise? It sounds like you're slapping the pus. It's all loose cuz it's all like there's no bone. It's on TV now. Honey. Oh my god I saw a tech talk with a person. It was a lesbian. shocker. She had a deviated septum. Oh, Sara trying to show up there and you're like honey like, hold on we're trying to get through it because it was deviated. And this girl's like the biggest like she's like so scared of everything. So her like of course her girlfriend or wife or friend or special friend every lesbians do that girl. That girl was recording like look at this girl. She's the worst. She's like the scariest and this girl is freaking out because they're fucking shoving this fucking cute tip upper upper nose. And they're like, oh whoa, you have a deviated septum. She's like, why were they so COVID bleeding Oh my god, it's our pizza harem. Lauren's picking up our order. Thank God I think God it's Lauren. You don't I mean, why need a girl? What was that was that was the mic? Oh, what's the mic thing? Or no the earphone that's we can't hear anything. Oh, I think In here, oh, wow, I pulled out of this purse. You pulled out Honey, I always pull out. I'm a commander's wife. You don't ever not pull out. My boss pull out. Pull out out up. Ah, pull out. Roll out roll out told out Donna. My mama. Oh my god, I love ludicrous. Um, okay, so that's what to talk about. Because seriously, there's some things going on but I don't really know what to fucking talk about in my quota pizza when you blacked out or a pizza when you back out? Oh, fuck, fuck me. Oh, oh. Oh, wow. Like a horse. Let's have some gas. So like we have a little moment I am sure cut out of abruptly I'll be having to fucking edit this at at. We have some drunk people in the basement downstairs, not the basement on the first floor. Should they bring us up beers? They're also drunk. So That's at least my shit together. I hope you go live. I'm going fucking live. Fuck you. You're just trying to get a promo for the alchemy no doubt I'm sorry. I'm gonna say Where's your headband? Michael Can you speak into the mic? Hello I said Carol basket job now it's Carol stream because I have my work stuff up on the board. We already wondered why your husband to the tiger are an wriggle. Okay, so hello. The question we know pattern qatal you cool cats and would you killer do I can introduce? Yeah, my, my roommate, my permanent roommate and partner in crime who saw my life insurance. And he's mentioned that twice off of it. Should we just get him killed? I feel like I'm coming off because like you're on my health insurance. Well, if you get rid of them, you can get life insurance. No, I don't Want to get rid of my partner in crime? He's thought Michael if I had someone if I was on someone's life insurance I would think about it. Oh, you're not on here. I doubt it. Wow who's on it then? Oh your son probably probably. I don't know. It's tough. I'm Mike we want to talk to you about like I thought of a random thing when I was taking a little break. Dumb break. I was thinking to myself what is one thing that you can't fucking stand about? another human like that is like absolutely a no no go like the minute this person shows the side you're done. We can think thing that came to mind was chewing with your mouth open. Do that. I do that must be true. Well, no, I eat like a caveman. I don't chew with my mouth. Yeah, like you need a shovel. You never hold the fork. With proper etiquette. You always hold it like you are deprived of food for the past 30 days on like Naked and Afraid. I wish to be on that show. I think he feels like that all the time. Which is why it explains a lot and constant he feels like he's not had food in years but every time you're in the basement chewing on that Yasuo bar got a bar. What the hell is a Jaso? Is this sounds like a dog bone what's a Jaso bar? Does yogurt it's it's like an ice cream bar but maybe three points. Wait, why? Yeah. Oh, wait free No, three three. So a good chop yum. Yeah, it's really good. So I suck that shit dry because I need to make it as good as possible. Yeah, I'm into this you gotta like kind of make it wet like it makes me want to get it wet. Dry wet. I'm tell you down so you don't like open mouth choose. I don't why? But that's the one thing that's going to turn you off. That's one thing like a lot of persons No I don't open mouth to I just show. Oh, there's hungry I do not open mouth to I shall know with the isobars well that's what I'm sucking. Yeah, when open mouth trying to get the most out of that bar that you can get make every point count. So open mouth chewing so like, even as friends you have friends that are mouth tours. Are you just like fuck you. I cannot. I mean, he doesn't have a mouth your friend. Nope. No friends. But no friends that are open mouth tours. Probably not. No, you have friends no open mouth tours. I mean, Heather, according to Wow. Yeah, and there's other friends too, that I've been chewing a lot. No names, but I've seen your I've seen your shoulders and your hubs and neither of the match. They do not match. The hips are bigger than they'll just say you're like the old Adele. Oh on Nate. Don't fat shame. I'm not I'm clearly overweight. Well, not clear. Rarely do people see pictures of you. Oh, oh wow, I'm just saying don't shade that is B here's the here's the thing. Wow, excuse me your time I'm sorry I'm not 510 and I'm six five so as fat as I am, fuck you. I'm not fucking five sex. Yeah, you're not like a tiny little fella a little twink like, you're not like you're gonna hold right yeah, that's what usually happens so like to Slice the Pie a night so I'm not well, I am so twink word swan. Look at my body. Wait, what is it? Mr. November 2013. Yeah. Oh, best ass access, or Max's exile clothes rip. Yeah, I did have the best ask. But now honey, if you were telling me that I did go on that stage and show my ass I'd be like, Well, wait, hold on a relay would let you know where the I'll show you one cheek. Yeah. And it's not gonna be my good one. It's not a good cheek. I gotta go. I got diarrhea. And I got Got a fucking lifetime even Captain pices in the bathroom I have some Captain Crunch Well honestly sometimes I want to wear it depends on how large curd cottage cheese in the back fuck Give me that large curd large curd honey only large curd well cottage cheese is a really good snack is it low point? Well if you get the fat free time but no thanks so no I like small curd I like 4% fat I wanted like like four points of well I know anything with cheese is so many points we'd like Wisconsin I broke it which leads into don't go to the fucking bar. Oh we we did the whole bar thing. Yeah, we talked about standard haul here can't buy fucking I meant freakin Can you talk about can you tell me what your favorite? What is your favorite thing about me? What's your favorite thing about me? So I know it's hard. There's a lot You know what I mean? There's a whole catalogue of good things. I know you're looking at JC Penney catalog. Oh, they just went bankrupt. So thanks for comparing me to JC Penney. That's what I just said. Sorry. JCP you should have bet more big Intel options. It's kind of like Macy's. You're sweet. How you're nice. You give me hugs and you ask me how I'm doing. You're my favorite. Thank you. You really are You're my fucking favorite. What are your thoughts on not record this? recording? It's bad. We don't even have 40 minutes like we're at 40 minutes right now and he's already gone. Don't remember at that time. You were supposed to ask me about stuff. I did. No. Like, what do you want to know? Oh, no. Okay about real stuff. Okay, so order order in the goddamn court, Judy. Okay, listen, no, we're not talking about serious stuff right now. Well, you just said ask you questions. femmes a must fatso plus? Well, currently you like a fat, your fat? No, what would be one thing you would say to Carol Baskins? Well I don't know who Carol bad yen's Oh what is ever Carol basket would you say to her would you go patter pity? Like the pussy that's in between her legs? Wow. Don't talk about Lila like that Lilo's the cat. I was cool. Say Did you just call her her pussy Lindsay Lohan. Well, you might as well. It's not rad. Xmas like you? And that's how it ended. I really don't know this episode is so bad. Right? You don't you hate us? Do you hate my podcast? No, I don't hate your podcast. I think you need a little more structure. Well tell me what you what would you suggest for our structure. Like right now there's no structure because there's nothing going on. In the world, we literally stay in the same place over and over and over. There's a lot of stuff going on in the world. Like what? endangered species. Okay, my goal dead people. Well, that's discoveries. What has been discovered? Yeah, exact log second. Try and treat this pandemic. That's sure that's a great thought. That's a great thing. Wait, your thought? I'm that how over there. Well, thank you very much, everyone. This has been another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby. Jim's already in the basement. eating pizza. And that's it. Thank you. Bye. So that was the episode and I had like to not apologize because I don't fucking care. But I was really fucked up. As you could hear, I was very intoxicated we were having. My cousin came in town and we were just having some drinks and some stuff in the backyard out in the sun all day long. I help these lights to try to make my backyard look great. And that's the result. So a little bit sporadic a little bit random nothing's gonna kill you. So we back next week with a whole new episode. 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