Spoon-Fed Heterosexuality

It is my job and my job alone to discuss anything related to gender, gender identity, sex and sexuality with my kids. As long as you're not taking Putin in your pussy. Did I hit a pole? How did I hit a pole? It's trash. Sorry, not the magic and trashy. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. That from an acorn to an oak. It's gonna be a warning. The following is extremely funny and inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised. Yeah, yeah, chill. Shout, everybody, and welcome to a great episode of not well done. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. And that seemed a little premature. Well, maybe because the world's ending but we'll get into that in a moment. I need to talk to you about your little trip you just had because you came back with some scars, and it wasn't from going to get plastic surgery. Okay, so everyone I went to ask you told me the flight and Aspen would be rough and it could not have been rougher. We were going in and during the snowstorm, and they got like three feet of snow over three days. And my we made it into this 20 minute window as the pilot called it and actually landed whereas all the other flights that they got kind of turned back around to like all other Yep, all them are canceled. I thought you're gonna land it's a really risky landing. It's my grandfather was a pilot. My graduate. No, my grandfather was a pilot. Yes, he was so started out a little bit. I'll you about it. No, I have flight simulator. I've told you this. And it's like one of the hardest, like, you have to drop into this fuckin there's like Valley one runway. Yep. And it goes over the highway to you over like this little road and you're like, Oh, we're here. And you're in between mountains. The mountains is zero visibility. I look out the window. It's just Snow White. And I'm like, Are we load the house that would come in and then take one final approach. But the approach is quick. It's a quick turn in. And so I landed on Wednesday. And that Monday, two days before a jet head skidded off the runway. And so close down. Did you find that about this hour? Thank God after and before I was like, if I would have found out before I would have just been a mess. But it closed down the runway that whole day Monday and all these rich influencers couldn't get into so what are they going to do but I spend honey asked now this small little airport I learned it's $15,000 a day to park your private jet there just to park it so 15,000 a day. And so there's all these corporate jets like Puma all these other companies are just jets and then all the people the rich people have their own little private jet. They're like, Oh, they also pay that. Yeah, people like oh, we got to ask them to ski like a family of sex. Now is that what Dumb and Dumber is located? I think it was. That would make sense. You were your little swishy pants and your sweaty shirt. Oh, remember those outfits? Were like a thing is like a picture a light teal one. Oh, I like this color. Yeah. And those are the colors are coming back. Because I wear a one piece like a ski Sue and everyone complimented old men. I had eight year old men come up to me like are these back? My wife made me get rid of this 15 years ago because it was worn out in the crotch. Okay, well, I didn't want to imagine your 75 year old dick wearing through your ski suit. But now I don't want to see that hole. No, it's a lifetime. Do you know what I mean? Like lifetime right? Yeah, but the ski suits are coming back. Which is good news for all of us because you would love them you would fit you feel very safe. I'm not trying to cut into your story, but I just have to say one thing I realized when I went on the excursion where I was sledding. Oh, I wore my snow pants. They are too tight for me. Yeah, like I don't need snow pants. I need just like swishy pants that I can be able to do a fucking split and if I want Oh yeah, you got because that was my biggest problem skiing is I felt I had no control of my legs. If I didn't You were too tight. I can't do it. You know, you need big old puffy puffers, but I don't like the puppies. I want like, skater ones like boarder ones. But anyway, back to you. No, no, that's just but yeah, so I just this little town of Aspen is an area where we wouldn't fit in. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, there aren't a lot of gays. I peruse the apps. Everyone's like 20 miles away. Literally, it was like three or four people. I'm like, and you know, it was probably the working class. It wasn't three or four that you want. Ya know what I'm saying? I'm saying and Ross Matthews is like, yeah, because we're not in this category of people where category is rich, fake Fox. They're so vague and that's a problem. And I wanted to talk about this particular aspect. Okay, I was not expecting this the fucking hats. Now. Everyone out there who's rich and plastic surgery wears a little hat. That looks like a cowboy hat kind of but not curved up but yeah, and they're going to the derby but not as big right? It's like around Yeah, sure. And like and they have like feathers and then they all have fucking feathers and AIDS and ropes tied. Oh, awesome. Now we're now we're getting Highball. No they aren't they love to do that. Right? But they're an all white problem you're like, okay, like, do you know Tim? Tim guy? I'm like, did you get this at the gap? Like, where did you buy this fucking hat? Because I've never seen them sold anywhere. Where do I want to? And I actually said this to my partner we're at a bar and this group of like five girls wearing these fucking hats came in and sat down niras And I like turned to him. I'm like, You know what Aspen is? It's like the Nashville of the West. And one of the girls heard me and turns around it's like it fucking Yes, she said it kind of s and I was like, not kind of not kind of IT guys all at the same. You're all the same trashy fake country. We're gonna talk trash the fake country a little bit later in a segment that I like to call. Fuck the cuts from my high school. Oh, I can't wait. I remember when I was talking to the Powerpuff Girls, this was one but anyway, that's just a little tease. I cannot wait to the juicy part. What's wrong with your face? This is what happened to my face. I'm seeing I'm doing my own thing as you know, I level your I'm an intermediate expert. Okay, so I can do blacks. I can do blue easily to do blacks and blues hair all the time. Wow. As painful as it should be. So I'm going down as one does and I'm at a good pace a good good little scutes just taking your time kind of enjoying the scenery or like burning the powder. Okay, I don't write the raphoe the phrases are just ridiculous also. Yeah, but conversation. Yeah, pal, pal. Let's go get it. Oh, fog. Oh, oh, I'm shaky. Are you quivering? More guys? Oh, wow. So there was a lot of power though. I'm going along. Everything's fine. I'm looking around. I'm scanning because you always scan. No one's around. Okay, boom, boom, Lucky. Boom. I thought I hit a pole. I was like, like, all of a sudden it was just like, just like, boom, I saw stars. I'm on the ground. And I'm like, Did I hit a pole? How did I hit a pole? Like I had just been looking and I was like, I saw the pole to my left, but I wasn't near it. Did I scoot over that far and hit the pole. No, I look up my goggles had broken and fallen off. I look up there's this massive person on the ground. Your size. Oh, we fat shaming. And they run into you. The bigger the worse fat titties. And he did. I am. Like, is this a giant? And he's like, are you okay? Oh my god. He's on the grass here. He just was like, you must have been in my blind spot. I'm like blind spot bitch. I was in Vegas. Your whole back is your blind spot. Okay, well, he's uphill. So like you don't have Where did he? He came from behind me and hit me like on my left side. Like he was going faster by God. So the six five like, easily 280 God hits me. And I'm on the ground on my left shoulder is not moving. Oh, actually. It's kind of moving a little better now. Not great. Okay, so you're not you're gonna delay on the document one day you're like, so bad. I've got to go. Then it's like, I can lift it. I can lift it now. I could not lift it that day. Now. Now my vision. I immediately because my goggles fell off my right eye was not working. And so it was incredibly blurry. And I'm like, oh, boy, I got a concussion. Maybe I did. I think you might have well then I realized my contact fell out. But I found it on my cheek and I was like, Oh, just cuz my contact. Oh my god. That's scary. Like, are you guys okay? I'm like, No, I don't I can't see my right eye. They're like your contacts on your cheek bridge. So I was panicking. But then in the end, this really hot worker came over and was like You want me to call the ski patrol. We're gonna get like a little tow back like I was like, Oh fucking tomyam Oh, told me I really wanted to get towed in and but then I thought I'm gonna miss the app prey. And the prey is where you really have the fun you know you'll back up and drink appetizers drinks everywhere, but it's on top of the mountain halfway midway. Yeah, we hate everybody. Yeah, praise the best thing because you're just like with all these mainly foreigners and like other rich people that you're like, What is going on? Like they're dancing like Oh, yeah. Oh, they're like have no lives and go to relax and let loose can remember ZIL for this shit. Like, okay, no, I did see with a group of gentlemen at APRA and I would like to know what that was about. I met this guy. He was hot as fuck name cab. Hague have cab is Kevin. Amazing. He was there alone. So Oh, my that was my cue. And he was staying like 30 minutes outside of Aspen and would take the bus in. Oh, and you're like don't take the bus Bay. We got a room. Exactly. And that's hot. So we had a little adventure and we did shots. We did the shot ski. Oh, that's the see. Yeah, I was like, I mean, everywhere you go. I love you everywhere I go. I'm just a little whore. Gay. No But cat was nice. He was like, uh, he lives in Fort Lauderdale, which is a very gay city in Florida. And he has a hot wife so he's straight, I guess. Now I think he has not. No. Oh, well I do. Yeah, I think he is. It's okay. It's it wasn't you want to sock? Well, he cheated on his wife. Let's put it that. Oh, I'm noticing that with you. With my partner with the little Jack the upgrade Deck, the upright deck. That's a breakdown. I'll put the I keep thinking it's like nor nor region. Yeah, it's Fred. Reach. Oh, Norwegian nurse. I can't share anything loud or Agen. Try to say it again. Norwegian, Norwegian Nora Z home. And that's where we're at. I'm on the borderline of a conservatory story. Girl, I am on the borderline of a conservatorship. Why can I say word I don't want to run.

So yeah, I

owe you had a good time. But let me just go over one last thing. And then we're done with Aspen. And here's why we don't belong there. A side of pasta was $36 sauce. Just the pasta just the side of pasta. dinner for two was 500. Yes. One that I spent $500 on dinner for two. So that's where we're at. We're recovering. We're going to spend a while recovering from this. Yeah, this is a financial burden. But the world's ending so who cares? Exactly. And the other thing is, we're just different people. Yeah, no offense, but we're from the Midwest. Yeah. So we're, we're nice. Some people appreciate that. And then the rich people are put off by it. Because they're like, who are you? You're just talking to me randomly and I'm like, Ah, hi. Yeah, it's Midwest. People are very different. I'm like, What's up? How are you traveling in the South? They'll talk to you but they fucking hate you. They're like, Oh, sweetheart. That's cute. I don't need that hair. Would you see that fucking shirt? Did you see that? Faggot fucking you crying? You crying those fucking Ukrainians? You could Ukrainians. Now. I had this like a little update. I wanted to give everybody here. I think last week I tried to like sort of sneak it in. But I don't think I was very clear. I had a sleep study. Okay. And I got the results. Because we were talking about batches. Some people really Yeah, it was a new vigil. Oh, if at all? Yeah. And it's basically legalized math. Okay. How's that going? I actually like it. Yeah, but you do. That's why I actually kind of want a little more. Like, I was like, I need a kick in the afternoon. I'm noticing. I think you can take it twice a day. Yeah, you can. But like, you don't want to wait too long, because then you won't go to sleep, but you can get stoned and then you can sleep so it's a person downers for me. However, I did find out that I had mild apnea. So we're going to go ahead and get on the CPAP which I'm getting Wednesday. I go get it tried on so jealous. So like, I might be sleeping by the weekend. You might be sleeping while you're gonna be more awake during the day. Like I'm gonna lose weight. You're gonna be like, you're gonna be skinny like skinny hot. Ah, turtlehead will come out. How do we out and that little ache or your heart? It's gonna become a tree that from an acorn to an oak. It's gonna be an ashtray. But anyway, I just want to give an update on that just because I'm having sleep issues and I think I'm figuring out stuff however, never be ashamed to discuss your sleep issues. So why she even knew vigil though, is the scary part. I might have narcolepsy. I'm not actually a fan. I don't know if I can be friends anymore. Well, it makes so much sense because I fall asleep all the time. Now she did ask me about marijuana usage and I did admit the truth. How truthful were we? Well, not very fortunately, four days a week so what it's up to like six and a half six and a half days if it doesn't have a it's all day you can't have a half day of usage just you can I guess if you're averaging out you could if you have like a whole month you're gonna I normally do every day but then but sometimes I don't and those counts as an honor. Yeah, it's bad so yeah, so I told her that and so now Monday vigil to try to like crack me out to see what did they say about the marijuana though? She was doesn't make you tired. And I was like, Well, depends on the situation I may have I'm terrible. sativa indica hybrid like, Honey, what is it as an edible? Is it a fucking joint? Like, what is the bay Bay Bay? Bay Bay? Cocaine like Bay? No, I've never done cocaine in my life. But I think with this meth situation, you're you're set. I might change my mind. I might try some cocaine. Oh, no, no, I wouldn't know I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do it. Please don't know cuz that's like scary. Let's talk about the future. Let's talk about the President. I'm

Americans talking pro Russia and Vladimir Putin. And now they're going on about Russia and Vladimir Putin is Hitler and they say it's a good thing and can we give a round of applause for Russia? Absolutely, absolutely. Nobody wanted me to You actually want me to come at his inauguration and give him flowers has been given flowers isn't on his inauguration. I know I didn't do that. Obviously we've been in the same place together. Sometimes I hear the audience Jesus. In 2024 Crazy thing happened and Biden were running against Putin for President of the United States. Who would you vote for? I would vote for Putin. Wow. Steve Benner how many how many genders are there in Russia? They don't have the flags. They don't have the pride flags outside of there. They don't have boys swimming in Girls College swim the Talmud evil.

And I don't even know what that was. The middle part of it was Pam Anderson and I I didn't really be clear. I didn't be clear. I made this and I forgot to say like Putin in there, so she's basically fucking Putin. Apparently Hell yeah. What? Yes, Pam Anderson is fucking a war criminal. Why would you fuck a war criminal? I don't know. Like, I'm trying to figure out like, why would this be hot? It's not if you're gonna fuck Putin. You've got some putting in putting it in your pussy. I'm gonna put it in my purse a Nima pussy. Now. If you're gonna put and put it in your policy. either pick a pick a pack of pickled peppers. Wow. Oh my God. Speak. Yeah, honey, I'm back here. Again, and then you just did this. That's right. Do the Sally sells Sally shells. She's called Sally sells shells from the seashore. The shells from the seashore. So I just teach Okay, I can't Okay. That's just it's the bottom line. We can't Okay. Yeah. So anyway, Putin, there's people in America now we're gonna discuss the Russia Ukraine thing for a second in a non partisan way. Okay, Putin's got to go down. Oh, yeah. He's evil. Like, as your Oh, comedy podcast. We're gonna talk about Ukraine for a minute. We're gonna talk about Ukraine and how you can help. We know all about it. Hi. Hi. Hi, gay. No, but I've seen it's kind of bullshit. And I really honestly, even if Well, first of all, Zelinsky Oh, he can talk he can find out. Now. Usually, I'm like, really? Like, not my type. But he's kind of my type. Yeah, he kind of looks at my pink. Yeah, he's dark haired pink. He's a darker pink. He's definitely uncut. No, he's Jewish. So he's cut. Oh, yeah. So anyway, I'm just like, really kind of shocked by this whole situation. There's like nuclear war talk. And I think Americans taking the right steps, but like de escalate as much as possible. Like, we're not going into Ukraine. We're not putting soldiers in there. Biden didn't go on nuclear alert when Putin did, right. He was like, No, we're not gonna this is bullshit. Like, No, I will say, the whole concept of nuclear. I looked it up. I was like, what does it mean to be on a heightened alert level for nuclear weapons? It's like, oh, they prepare the silos and like, the submarines are ready to launch and like, I'm like, How long does that take? Realistically, like, how long do I have? Should we not always have some nuclear bombs ready to fire? Well, and I think that's the thing. I don't think there. Yeah, like, you're an idiot, if you're going to tell all your secrets. Do you know what I'm saying? Well, and that was a funny thing. Biden, did this whole lead up to the leaked leaked everything. He's like, no, they're they're getting ready to invade probably next Wednesday. Oh, no, they're gonna release a story to say, here's the reason we're invading. Oh, the stories out it's actually kind of like, that's big energy. Yeah, like bite is like, now we're gonna give all the intelligence out. So everyone in the world knows what's about to happen. You're not that bad. And then it happened and we're in the whole world hates it. And then he's trying to be like, well, there's, there's all this stuff happening. We're Dnata fine, honey, What in the fuck is is a Jew whose grandfather was in the Holocaust, right? Like, why are what? So who is not gonna forget the USSR days? And he is not leaving that those Ukrainians are like, Nope, I don't want to go back to that. I'm not going anywhere. So in our country, I just all these people staying in the boxers that are the hot pot. I mean, there's some really hot, I know, you have a mayor and his brother, he's, he's just let go. I'm looking like, hello. I have a cough, but I do. Oh, no, honey, we're gonna have to cut that out. I'm gonna get arrested for having Corona. I don't have it. But I'm just a little worried that at the beginning of that clip, it was like a person like basically they're chanting for Putin in Russia. That was this weekend. America First Conference, which is ran by a white supremacist that was the white supremacist. I don't know his name, but Marjorie Taylor, was there, of course, and she was like, I don't know. Some zones of when Tez who's like the leader of this, then why are you there bitch, right? She's such an idiot. spreading the word about America. First, you're talking about Nazis and fucking like white supremacist, please. Like it looks like they're there. And they're cheering on Putin who's now I don't give a sovereign country. Listen, there's a lot that's happened in our history of the past 10 years. But if you no matter what side you're on, if you're going to side with a dictator that oppresses people right and by Get the fuck out, I would love to see that but just like paint and pin. Yeah, I love it. Your rights are literally going to go to zero. Yeah. You're gonna work for no more than $10,000 a year. And now the ruble, like a cent. Yeah, I mean, it's instant recession. Yeah, they're Starfox they better conquer the world. If not, I don't understand. Do you think he's unhinged enough to like, shoot a nuke though? That's what I'm a little worried. That would be the thing he would do just to be like, I did it. A nuclear bomb to protect our country. Yeah, I'll just like if you do that, it's over bitch. Like, well, Everything's over. That's what that's what's weird is that if here's the thing they can't strike so like they can't Yeah, they're done. I want to take it over there so bad like they can't do it. Like, I kind of want Zelinsky be the president of the world. I would listen to him I'd go to fight for him. He could be the president my whole alright. Why are you coughing so much? I don't know. I had like all your nose. No, I had a tickle in my throat. Okay, do you need to take my throat you're gonna hear okay, take a sap worried. Do you know who anonymous says? I did? Yes. Did you hear the

continue on this path will continue to lose support on Russian citizens. Other countries around the world will refuse to cooperate with you. And you will. All corners of the world. Members of anonymous declared cyber war against your aggressive regime, with numerous government websites being triggered over the past several years. And build websites is only beginning to

pitch. Did you see the clip of anonymous? Oh, all the TV stations are playing videos from Ukraine? Yes, all of them. It's so fucked up. It's genius. Like, oh, yeah, propaganda you're putting out? Isn't that scary? All of its being turned around. People have no idea. They interviewed an Olympic skier and he's like, what's going on in Ukraine? You like the war? Like a? He's like the skiers like he's he goes? Oh, yeah, the rescue mission. They have no idea. They think Russia is going in there to rescue the Ukrainians that are begging for help. Meanwhile, they just want the resources and the power and it's not happening, bitch. No matter what happens in this I need him gone. Yeah, it's gonna happen. Because now you've crossed the line. Yeah, you're chillin, stable. You're annoying. You're kinda like a Kim. You're a little con. You're a little crazy. You're in your own country. You're killing LGBTQ people. Yeah, you're imprisoning anyone who politically opposes you like protesters arrested. Do you ever get like a you need a permit? If you are going to protest? They've got to know what you're like. It's like they won't even approve it. Right. So go ahead, Karen. Good move to fucking Russia and be left when you're president. Because all these people it's appalling that they're Americans, including the ex president the United States. They're worried about free speech here. They think they're being censored. Go to Russia. Go to Russia. See you say one thing wrong. You're gone. You're in jail forever. Yeah, by no reason. No need to justify your gun. Trump was praising Putin. Oh, he's savvy. He's intelligent. Look at Yeah, I'm like, what? And now today, though? Oh, well, I started NATO. And I'm like, you didn't you didn't bro. I just think it's weird that I feel like we're going a different direction. Now. I did get high on Saturday night and went to like a little loophole, a little wormhole. You thought like the moon landing was fake type thing. That's what happens but I really was thinking oh my god, what if this is a all fake? Like it's all fabricated and we're the ones that are getting fed the propaganda you were like a Russian citizen from right like think about it? Oh, what if we are? I don't think so. But but right. You're not supposed to think so. That's the girl you're higher. All I'm saying though. Why you so why are you so immune to I you so why are you so mewn Why are you though? You have to do sources. You have to know your sources with the journalists lie. Do does our news come from our government? Or well? Is it more from Russia because the FCC is investigating Fox News to see if they have ties to Russia? I probably do. I hope I hope I hope it cracks the whole thing open. Like I hope this just like and you know what? Like, they're being fed stories. And I'm gonna get Yeah, and I'm gonna give Hillary Clinton a Yeah, a little mug. On her table. All this is going down to her email. It's her emails, not her emails. And then Trump has all the secret documents, classified documents in Florida at Mar a Lago just sitting around waiting for the next day and I'm watching him away. I hate him. But her emails, but it's her email. Where's her server? Where are our classified documents? Oh, you just took them in a moving van. Oh, are those you dumb bitch? Oh, he sent them to Putin? Probably. Literally. It's so scary. Bad. It's scary. That Governor voted him out. Honestly, we didn't I'd bet you we'd be waiting Ukraine with Russia. We'd be like, well, we're the NATO. Nothing. NATO was nothing. And now NATO is about to be everything because Germany today or yet, not today, but yesterday announced that they're going to increase their spending for NATO, which Trump never got them to do quicker than ever. And by 2024 They're going to do about 3% of their GDP which led to to meet the requirements. They're spending like 180 billion right away right now today to increase the efficiency of their military. It's kind of a wake up call. Like they're ready. Yeah, everyone. Everyone in Europe is like wait a minute, we got to go back. I didn't even Switzerland. Yeah, always is neutral. Everybody says I'm gonna be Switzerland. I hate when people do that. But when you're in the middle of fight like in Switzerland, are you all your money's frozen? So turns like fuck that. We're gonna start with the other people. I'm like, Oh my God, this whole world is coming together. And there's two problems. Yeah, I think we have our city United States and one of them is in Russia, I think our big alliances and they scare the fuck out of me because when they come out of left field, that's where we're gonna have a problem. Okay, we're busy, like dealing with Russia and China's like, Oh, I'm going to take over time. Oops. Yeah. Right. And there are other places that have I think it's just gonna change the whole world. I really do. I think it's an eye opening moment where it's like, which side are you? We're gonna walk right, right. And we're gonna put you on a democracy or do you really want to be like them? Because if you want to be like them, look at them, right? Like we just pack all those Magga people in Russia, Russia. Oh, you want? Yeah, go ahead. Love it. Man. You don't love the country. Leave it remember though. Yeah, yeah, past four years. Yeah, Putin, I'm gonna overpower them. That is like, treason. That's like, that's treason. No, it literally you're right. I mean, I get it. Like I talked shit about Trump, but like, you're gonna win. I've never said like shit about Biden too, though. Yeah, honestly, we're not. We didn't vote for him because we're obsessed with him. He's not like our dear leader, honest politician. We elected to get something done mainly to get Trump out of office. He did that did that and now and now the rest is just we'll see. See, I'm a little judging based on it. But yeah, I mean, he's handling the situation really well. And I'm proud of him. He's doing something. Well. Now as we're speaking about constant like Putin. I had a problem this week. What was that now back in Georgia? Oh, God. It's always bad once it starts in Georgia. Hmm. Back in Georgia. I got on Facebook. And I was like, huh, here's a little post. So usually, I don't read this person's post. Look her up. Who the hell is she? She's the dumbest con from my high school. I believe it and now she's a warrior mom. Now she's a warrior mom who? I love that phrase, mama bear all these other you want to like I want to? Here's how I want to set this up. Okay, basically a Little Miss, or shall we call her Karen?

She decided to write a post. And she's the type that says stuff like, I don't know much about dot, dot. I don't know, blah, blah. And then there's 1010 paragraphs after explaining what you don't know, to us as if we're supposed to know, right? Sounds like are we supposed to learn from someone who doesn't know? Right? She's like, Oh, so I'm going to be learning from me even though I have I lost it in the beginning. Now. Now, I'm not going to get involved politically, but I hate you know, XYZ and it's like, Oh, my God, like so first of all, you're insecure as fuck, which we know that because you're, she says in the first paragraph, she talks about how she doesn't know much about transgenderism. But she's bitching that phrase alone there you go for transgenderism. Like I looked it up, it's a way to it's like it is a word but like the way that she's putting it is very Conte and like Southern bitchy powderpuff and high school, which I don't know much about transgenderism, but this book curriculum, they took away Dr. Seuss, and now they have this book on here called the Red cran and deducted it up and we're going to read that like a little snippet of that but I'm also going to play the story of the red cran and I want and I know that's gonna be boring so you can skip through it's I sped it up to be like three minutes long so we're gonna listen to the book Yes, and then we're gonna talk

a fan story was read more practice let's try to make some edits. Around Orange, orange one orange one one and that everyone seemed to have something to say on paper but he didn't catch her eye guys wanted to say back he was broken inside. This will help called you today was to check in eating with his hard work. He just couldn't get the hang of it. One day was a blue ocean were you trying to get blue jeans, Blueberries, blueberries everyone was talking blue ocean. Blue strawberries are my favorite. I'm really big one is working on a new project. She's really worse,

isn't it? That's it. That was good. Now, I love that book now and that doesn't even like it doesn't have to be about being true. Gender has just about expectations versus who you are right. So I could be like, if I believe that there is a transgender author, yeah, I'm sure. And that story would apply. But that story applies. You can store a lot of things. Like you have to be this way, but you're not that way. And that could be anything boy, I like sorts, but I don't like boy ones. Yeah, an artist, like doesn't have to be about your gender. No, you can make that work for a lot of different people. So with that being said, so I just want you to read the very beginning like the first. Okay, so this is what Karen Chandler said. Traditionally, the first week of March is when schools celebrate Dr. Seuss's birthday was something called Read Across America a few years ago Read Across America parted ways with Dr. Seuss. But our school continued to celebrate this week with Dr. Seuss themed days, decorations and parties. This year, Cherokee County decided to do something different than the Cat in the Hat and Oh, the Places You'll Go, I'm attaching a list with the replacement books. One of the books on the attached list. Read a cran story is a story of symbolism about transgenderism. Gay Star News did a write up about it and you can read the book for yourself in the article and posted in the comments below. I don't know enough about transgenderism to really know how I feel about it. But I know this. It is my job and my job alone to discuss anything related to gender, gender identity, sex and sexuality with my kids. No one else is qualified or authorized to have those conversations with my children. The material in the book in question will likely go right over my kids had they will think it's a book about being yourself but the conversations that can transpire around the book trends transpire on the branch. genderized scare me to death want to know why. And then she goes in. She goes on and on. And now. Okay, it's crazy. That's the opening paragraph to what eventually turns into her daughter getting bullied at school. Back at the beginning of the school year and left a shoe size bruises a behavior Time Bomb, I could have more than 25 examples of him physically assaulted a classmate this school year. He's still in school like can you imagine being we just went from a book about Trent Tran, how does that have anything to do to she's ranting about her daughter being bullied by a boy? It has nothing to do with each other now, but she's on a rant, because she's a dumb bitch what she does, but she doesn't know. But she's going to tell you that she's the only ones qualified to talk to her kids about all that she doesn't know about it, but she's going to talk to her kids about it. Which means you're going to repeat the same fucking pattern that everybody does down there. Yeah, by just listening to your dumb fucking parents when they have no fucking clue. And it's really sad because you're scared of your parents. So if you teach your kids about right and wrong, you're gonna have to answer your fucking racist as parents. Yeah, and sorry, they're not good. And don't even go on there and act like you haven't had a fucking because you did. I know. I'm going off like this is like, I don't fucking care. I'm just I think what it is, is these parents don't want to be challenged by their kids in this way. They don't want to have the questions being asked to them of why did you say that that one time? Or why are you acting like that towards the those people? Why don't you like gay people? Why don't you like black people, all these parents goes on when their kids learn the truth. They're afraid of being called out. And so they want to keep their kids in the dark. That's the whole point of religion is to make you think a certain way. And not think that there's any other way of existing. Oh, oh, you're a Christian. And that means none of this and that's bad. And that's bad. This is good. It's bad. But guess why it's coming out the kids these days. We're learning we are learning we're learning and and the other problem is the idea that only you can teach about sexuality, sex, gender, and gender identity. Well, we were spoon fed heterosexuality and cisgender ism as I call it from birth. We watch I watch all these Disney movies where it's always a man or woman they're always kissing. That's who has the family. I didn't see gay cop. Yeah, so why any trans people but you think that that's not teaching but I did. That's what I learned. I learned about heterosexual right? I didn't know there was like a whole I learned you had to be cisgender to be a good person to be a normal person. That's really sad. That's what we were tight though. It's true. And our parents taught us that right when they weren't around that that's what was taught to us at school and in movies and in the classroom. Like that's how it was so there they think that like suddenly presenting other options of other ways of existing for people who really exist they think that that will influence and influence circuits in a bad way but even here, we weren't influenced to be straight so obviously it doesn't work right. You are who you are. We were influenced to be gay right? Well, that's my man Yeah, like straight World No, I didn't even know a gay person okay, like it we we exist despite all the bullshit you fed us right? That's what they that's what we need to remember right? And be proud of we still exist and we are here and we are different than all of them. Despite everything their best efforts to keep us like them. We broke through that. And we're different. That's what I like the word queer and that's why I'm always proud to be queer. Honey, because we're different that was like so giant fuck you to people like fuck up. We exist and you don't like it. I don't give a fuck and I'm sorry your daughter got bullied that has no right and nothing like me and your bullying daughter has nothing to do the fact that there's a book that teaches you how to be yourself no matter what, which it could be anything like I left it. I don't like to play sports. I don't want to be a musician, everyone. We've all been everybody since in our life where we're like, I'm not really like that. But they think I'm like that, you know, I never put Well, yeah, it all goes back to like, I mean, anything. I want to be an artist, but I was like, well, that's kind of gay. Yeah, but I can be seen as gay. Because when i It's because of you. People like you like Karen Rambler. Karen Ramler. I mean, it's literally like, and she's trying to perpetuate onto her children. She's trying to pass on these evil values, and send it down the line. But like her parents said to her that her kids are just going to be as traumatized as she was. But hopefully they learn how to deal with the trauma of growing up under her. I hope they learn how to go there. So they don't repeat it like, whoa, that's what I hope. That's it. That's it. That's literally because you just spent the past several months going through your trauma, unpacking it all these kids growing up in her household, how long is it gonna take that's what we said that it made me like trick it might take years years, right? You've somehow unpacked in like a matter of months. But yeah, they don't have the support, and they don't have the resources and the books, they're gonna deal with this shit that she is teaching them about not accepting anyone rights other than who they are white Christian people. And that's it, that's who you are, you have to be that way. And that oh my god, they're gonna spend years probably working through that, right. Because even if they are straight, the writer wire my apparently a lot of kids I feel like is the only reason that anybody in this world I feel like is either racist or any anything that is negative, it's hot it you get taught it. And the reason why you keep doing it is because you don't want to disappoint your parents. So until you disconnect from your parents, which a lot of gay people actually have to do, you are not being your authentic self, you are going to talk exactly how your parents talk to the teachers, your kids talk how you talk, and it never breaks the cycle, right? Unless you somehow escape as a gay or if you just escape because you're a better person, you've got to break the cycle. So hard, though, it's embarrassing, but you are saying we are like, completely reliant on our parents. And so we see them do all sorts of things. But mostly we see them hopefully do good things, right. So you see, these people who you think of in your head is good, like they provide for me, they take care of me, they give me all this stuff. They feed me Baba, blah, blah, they taught me my values. They've got to be good people. But then there's certain thoughts that you're like, This doesn't seem good. But I guess since my parents who are good people think it and have taught me that I'm just gonna go with it for a long time, right. And I took years to finally be like, they can do well in general, right? But like, That's bullshit. I have shitty, like, that particular thing I have to take out of this good people concept for him. And then I realized everyone's just broken, and we're all fucked up trauma, you have to, like go through that. But who knows when they'll do it. She's just delaying them from becoming, and delaying them from being who they really are. They're not gonna be able to, I don't know, people like leave the nest. And then because in this world, I mean, we're so we're, like, so conservative compared to the kids today, like our generation versus now. Now they're like, oh, yeah, I'm trans and cool. In high school and high school and everyone's cool with it, but you're gonna teach your kids that that's wrong, which is gonna then eventually alienate them to be honest, because I think that's what's happening is you're gonna be the you're not, you're the freeness. Like, when you move to a city to get a job. Guess who's moving to the city, the gays and lesbians. I mean, that's like America first conference. This is all the alien people have been like, they're sad. We're like, guys, you guys are being annoying. We don't want to be around you. They'll join America First they go join Maga. Or here's our rights. This is my or my or my bow. I want to go back to the way things were and it's like, What's crazy is so many people are actually like, really good people, too. It's like, yeah, that was really, really fun. That's fine. My family members, there are some people that I love. Like, I like being around you as as long as a certain topic, right? Um, um, as long as you don't count or anything that you don't like, as long as you're not taking Putin in your pussy. They don't suddenly hear a racist phrase from you. I wouldn't even know. But I know it's so tough. And so that's just like, I could not be around this person. No, and I realized there would be out of my life. Yeah, permanently. Now. I should probably just delete it from Facebook, but I kind of want to just like keep up that's like I want to show you of me is what if she changes now notice she hasn't said anything about anything that's happening in the world today. We only watch Fox News because they're the ones that are talking about how Ukraine is a racist country. And Putin's the one like what anyway, I'm done with her fuck that. Honestly, you can kiss my motherfucking ass I'm just glad I know about this story. Now. I know I think a really good story. It is it's a good it's a it's a learning piece if you will. Okay, so this is the question of the week okay. Hi, Bobby and Jim. I know that this post Oh, and I did that. Now mama I'm dead. Like I saw Twitter honestly. Right here because I'm trying to get the lights right for our recording. Thank you. That's kind Hi Bobby and Jim. I know that this past episode you had straight girls on so would have loved to heard their input. But I discovered something horrifying and it's not just a meme. Last weekend I slept with a self identified straight guy. Even though he spent 20 minutes rearranging my guts. He told me he showered and his skin did smell of soap, which was pleasant, but we were 6019 and I played with his ass cheeks a bit. I got the distinct smell of poop wafting at me. Why do straight guys not clean their asses? I was not expecting I was expecting that it took a turn now Now I wish that my cousin in caddy was here was it was a girl a woman saying that this is a I think a man that would be a no go for me. Like you can hear it like squishy because Oh, like so there is a myth though that straight guys do not wash their ass. Nope. It's a myth. I don't think it isn't that great guys. Confirmation. I don't want to touch your asshole because it's gay. So they don't clean it. They don't rub it. They don't finger it but like they're not soaked down there who've been there. Mm hmm. What do you want? Oh my god. I mean, I get in there. I get everything out. It's awful. It's clean. Like you could stick your tongue straight into the wreck. Now there are days that are a little rougher. If you know what I mean. I'm but Well, I mean, I don't say always. I don't mean always. But after I if I've showered it's clean. That's all I have to say. Right? If I've showered it's clean. Are you telling me your days where it's not clean after a shower? Oh, no, no, I literally show my whole around. Yeah, well, well, yeah. That's like normal. No, I know. But like the thing that's we don't have the days everywhere. Now. You do. I do. And so I'm literally always clean. I just think it's really bizarre though. Like it really freaks me out. So if you're a straight girl listener, we need to know if your husbands boyfriends and or exes past hookups smell of po like, when are they watching? They're assholes. And maybe we should have discussions with our men. Hey, it's not gay to actually like wash your whole it's not gay to wash your whole you have to I can't imagine the 69 to you had to clean your whole I mean, I cannot imagine being a girl and like choking on a debt going down on a guy and then being like smelling shit. It'd be like, Did you just fart? He's like no anyway that's just poop Did you just fart? No, that's just poop that's poop. I couldn't do it. No, not gonna do it and so and this was straight in quotes. I think it's like a straight acting guy who obviously loves or den yeah loves digging hole. Manhole manhole that have are cleaned right now he loves a fucking clean hole Interesting. Interesting that you don't he can't take 30 seconds to get rid of the shit around like really get a washcloth I'm done with straight guys same fake real whatever straight it is same Facom I know I didn't think straight guys exist anymore. I think they're all little hetero flexible if you know what I mean. Now wipe your assholes boys because we'll be going straight guys there's actually a little hack that I just heard on tick tock ready for this teach me the hack is this you go on Tinder instead of doing guy for guy you still do guy for girl as a guy? Okay, wait and then you pretend he posts a girl picture of yo yeah so you're not hold on here it is you go on as a girl but you post a guy picture girl for guy but post a guy picture Yes. And he and this person said they get so many straight guys being like Hey, what's up I'm gonna do or like Hey, what's up you want to like to the guy that they pull up a phone? So I'm also I think when you start an account and ready oh my god. Okay, now maybe they don't need to clean their booty hole. Well, we're gonna make sure they're hose down. You don't I'm saying I'm gonna I'm gonna like shout them in the hot tub and we're gonna like really run around there. Do you see that little thing right there that little tray right on? Yeah. Okay, you're clean you can go out and now to the bed is actually mandatory like a little tip cleanse you have to stress they are there so it goes but hot. I know. This is a different this is yeah. So anyway, so to our no mama now to the person that wrote us. I don't know what to tell you. I would say I'd say stick to the gay guys. There's a lot of tops out there like me who are hungry for holes and my holes clean. You're gonna lose it when I tell you that I'm a whore. So now you know, we do need to talk about another crazy person from the early 2000s Amanda Bynes when you told Drake to murder your vagina,

I actually wasn't being insincere. I was like, saying, murder my vagina. We're serious. I was serious, but I was also on drugs.

That's our girl. Amanda Bynes is now asking to be released for conservatorship. And I had not I'm not for it. Now that was an older interview that was like when she was mid crazy like right before she went fat and got tattoos on her face. Got really round and she had like cheek pierced I don't like this one. It's like a mall but like I'm like girl you don't know that laser. These things on the face. Yeah. Are they more here and deport here but it's like Amanda honey and a girl And Mandy, my family used to gather around the television and watch this actually Herman Herman a show that's clearly racist and really freaky, really racist and grows because there was a lot of like pedophile REM Yes. And the guy was a pedophile like the producer, the pedophile thing, and that's why she's in her feet and make the guy talk about like, screen. Ah, and it's like, wait a minute, it's gross. If you guys look it up. We all were like, Oh, it's so weird. How can we get brainwashed? Ukraine. So I just, I think after seeing what happened with Brittany, I don't mean beaver releasing people from conservatorship, right? I don't support it, but I'm sorry. Like, do you ever get better now? So you're always you're always looking at you know, once your fox you're always Fox Lane slug your fox? Isn't your whole I just feel like some people aren't meant to be wandering around insane. Some people to be free to say and,

and that sounds bad. Speaking

of Putin. I'm just getting no honestly. No, I give her a chance. No, but they need to have like a phase where it's like, Okay, we're gonna give you have like, let's see what we monitor you. Let's see what you do. Because right now Brittany be failing. Brittany things. She's like a comedian. Like I have to put her on SNL just like shut up. But like you. She keeps doing these like videos where she's trying to be a comedian. And I'm like, oh, no, we're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you. Because you're like, I want to know your own. Like, honey, could you still have the IQ of an eight year old? Because that's when you left your hometown and started singing around the country. That's when you were like a little show pony whipped up and brought out. It's um, it is. It's like 30 years of her life. She was a show ponies and a circus man. I mean, she's literally telling us like, Hi, I'm in pain. I'm suffering. We're like, cool. She's so lucky. She's a star. But she cry. She cries Turner, Laurie Hart? Thinking if there's nothing missing in my life, then why do I cry these tears at night? Because? Because you're a whore.

That's what her dad said. Oh, in Jamie Lynn, who were supposed to hate but I still don't know. Well, Brittany got a$15 million book deal. Jamie your 400k is not gonna cut it honey. Back to the trailer park. Jamie little horror. Okay. Okay. Do you want to play a drink? Yes, I have a game that I got on. I found a I believe he did another Tech Talk situation. But um, so now it's there's three categories. Actually. There's four. Okay, you're gonna pick last call? Which obviously is like probably inappropriate. Happy Hour, a little bit less than appropriate. Extra dirty, probably. Serious, actual. And on the rocks thing is pretty basic. I mean, I love this. So I want you to pick a deck that you want it and we're gonna So pick your deck. Like, just tell me which deck you want. There's last call. There's you want extra dirty or do you want happy hour? I feel like we're in a happier situation. Okay, that's fine now for you or you're doing happy hour. So let's go ahead and so now Is this the one you want me to read to you? Okay. So I'm gonna like shuffle.

I'm gonna shove them in. I'm gonna pick a card. Any card. Any card. Pick a card, any card any card do Oh, oh, cocktail. Is it? Okay? No. Okay. The question is what discontinued item would you give anything to bring back? What what discontinued item?

Oh my god. Would

you give anything to bring back? I'm really I know, I don't struggling with this. Like, girl. I know. I can think of a few things. There's some snacks. Now I want you to think of the if you don't say the right snack. I'm gonna get really ticked off dunkery Yes, bitch. Yes. You know, that's exactly what I thought. It's weird. I know. I feel like Ohio. I used to dip this. That chocolate baby I would just like dizzy. We learn how to eat out a hole and then at the end I'd be like, Oh, graham crackers. Yeah. Circular straight guys hole. I was gonna say the same thing. Like I'm not answering that question. But like, I have in my head. I said Dunkaroos now how do we know that they're not out there somewhere. They are what sometimes in Big Lots. I discontinued Er, no. I think people have saved them. I don't know how long they last like legitimately. But I'm like, I would love to have them. FUCKING GOD like why would you ever cinnamon crackers and then dip them? Do they still make the cookies that are like weirdly frosted? With pink? Yeah, then sprinkle make those still. I don't see him anywhere. I can't find where they called. There were circus. Yeah, animal crackers. But like the icing? Yeah, I'd have the pink ice in the grocery like it wasn't I mean, it had to be like that sick like plaster. A lot of the sacks made his kids were gross and they probably discontinued because they cause cancer, but we love them. And that's why that's my heart. All right now which deck are you going to go with? Do you want to go like this is gonna be bad? Yeah, I think you need to go bad and try to go dirty. Or last call last call is like really? Like, you're gonna be like, tell me what you hate about me. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh honey, I bought last call. But the last call, whoever I'm happy to last call and I have to answer so next week maybe I do a happy hour and you do this too as we do at the end. Oh god, it's gonna be really bad. Right handed to me. All right. What's the angriest? you've ever been at me? Oh, my drink out. Need to check this

the angriest I've been at you know? If we're gonna be honest, you don't have like super angry but I wasn't really angry. But I was angry. When we're in the Uber that was speeding and I was freaked the fuck out of you. And I was like, stop overeating. Puking pass. I didn't know that. Yeah, like that. Like I've when I think of like being angry at you. Like I'm just thinking of other moments though. Like when you're in your rough patch. I don't ever like super angry at you. I was just like, probably sad. Disappointed. Yeah. But I will say the one time my blood boil was that moment when you're like, yeah, yeah, I was like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. Like I love that cuz I don't know. Yeah, I was like looking over your like, late on so many words thing makes me angry. Yeah, you and I'm like, I'm like, wow, that's what made you angry. Really? That was a I thought my truth was about to be laid bare. I was like, no, no, it's like, time that you were like, go faster to the Uber guy. And I was like, Oh, my I was like my, I love that moment. was wet. Whoa. And my pussy was dry. I was like, oh, and he's like cranking Tupac. And I'm like, oh, no, I'm dying. I'm dying here. Like getting Jim your last day. You're gonna fucking Uber with a 22 year old that has a fucking neon lights underneath the car, then turns up the base. And it's rattling the fucking trunk. It was really driving down the highway driving way too fast. Like you think you like this base. Watch this. We're bumping Tupac flying down the highway going like, I mean, the only thing you hit he already did. But like the way he got up there. He had like nitros or something. And I'm like, we went zero to 70 and like, like that, and I'm like, I was just like, I'm like, here I am. This is gonna be the last one in my life. And how does how do I explain this to anybody like and I'm like, maybe it should have been but I feel like you were like, if this is it we're gonna go out like swinging you don't I mean I was I was like yay I was not like that. I was freaked the fuck out I was actually like really mad I was like stop star like I remember I was like stop it. Oh yeah. Like what I saw I was like, I was like I'm scared but it was like a scared I don't think ever get angry or scared like that it's good to know maybe Okay, um, okay, so also this weekend is the Arnold you know? But yeah, the Arnold Classic comes to Columbus every year and the hottest

time to go to the bars it's actually a dangerous event as well. Do we know what happened with I live again? I haven't gets a straight guy probably at the Arnold that doesn't like their asshole doesn't like their asshole. It is on way too much steroids. Yes. And they probably had sex and then the steroid meathead at the Arnold got mad killed him. threw him in the river. I should be an investigator you should actually join the force. I'm going to join well I would for that not I was driving down the wrong road. I was driving down Main Street as if that doesn't some white and I'm a police I think it was a ginger cop but I like I mean, I stared him down like if he thought I was like a criminal anyway, he would pull me over because I stared him down like I was like, I am so obsessed. The cops but I am honestly I would be with their situation yet. Even if it's not a good one. It's like still hot to me like it is warm. If you can have control of me in the canine gauge, like fuck me out a dog. I like a dog he said cop putting put in my pussy. Oh my Marjorie Taylor Greenwood. Let Putin put it in as pussy. her pussy is like literally the size of fucking Antarctica and it's called like that and justice called that's been another episode of not well I'm Bobby thank you for yeah

you fucking bitch. You

tried to cut me out? I'm not cutting you out. That's not well and I'm Bobby and shut the fuck up. I'm never coming back. Yes, you are coming back.

I'm not actually a fan. No.

Hi for a second honey.

Wow, this has been another episode of not Well, I'm Bobby I'm Jim. Thank you so much for coming coming on us and we will. My voice is shaky like, I'm on. Nath and we'd

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Kyra? Tell us about your hero. I have two heroes are my two moms It's okay. You should be proud. Go ahead. Mrs. Thompson please report to the front office.

I mean that's a wow that's sad because that's like the reality so that's tapping in Florida don't move there. It's trash sorry. Tragic and trashy. That's is that scary like hearing that I was like yeah it's very disturbing but that's how I want to end the show. I want you to be disturbed so that we can come back next week I think throughout the entire show. Yeah, I think they're gonna be disturbed for like, oh boy. We actually got some heavy hitter topics this week. We might have a well concerning last we were talking about policies and you know, you got your guests to by the way, like not really for guests. I want to get Hollywood west on here. I've got a guest. I want Roxy. I think right now. I don't have a poly episode Roxy in Brighton the artist Okay, Bhopal? They're gonna scare the fuck out of me. Boom. I'm and they're both trans weird that I'm scared of like, smart people. But like they're no they're like knowledge of like sexuality. SAS sat category gives me anxiety. Sure. Okay. Okay, so that's what gives me you're worried that you're gonna say something wrong, which Yeah, you I'm always afraid if you like the book I'm read or what was read read? Yeah, read cran which I'm going to be posting on all social medias including his page. Thank you for listening. Make sure you subscribe and follow and have a great week. I like the Atlanta airport. That's cute. It's cute. Okay, okay. Bye.

Bye. Now Oh my god. Actually when I'm doing this, it is what domain nevermind. BMO generation has bled toe and decided to Bodos or pick up my song. Oh. You know, you know, they'll miss out on my night. Shake your family's doing my thing does nothing.