Such As Why? (Smoking, Sleep, Fisting, Body of Christ)

Bobby: 0:00

Now, a word from Matt Damon's daughter

Unknown: 0:04

about hitting. I'm so glad my dad stop saying I actually slipped a note underneath his door after he called me a little in front of my friends. The note just said not cool. Do you think it is important? At this time to remember that my dad is friends with Ben Affleck? I think I'm loving this dungeon. I will just get to the point. A lot of you are shifting in your chairs. You don't know if it's lunchtime or why I wanted to hold a press conference today. to kind of go over some things. I also think my dad just stop saying no, fatties. He'll just throw that in anyway. come to dinner ugly who's sharted on growth? I don't eat the kitty. I think he's talking about think he's talking about her cat. It smells like fish down there. Your mother cooked tonight. Who wants pizza? One's rude. I could have hooked up with JLo. But I love your mother who wants something from shark bucks? How about a jumbo fart shake or a cappuccino? Raise your hand if you're not gay. And if we don't raise her hand fast enough. He makes a fart noise stuck on you was a really meaningful movie if you think about it. Do I look like Channing Tatum? He says that a lot. Whenever someone says I'm bored. He says I'm dad. Nice to meet you.

Bobby: 1:22

Welcome to She's Not Doing So Well. Comedy podcast. Featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing? Because Listen, I'm at a GE

Jim: 1:37

gym at the top. What can I say? Finally he's just like, you can unfollow me if you don't like my body. The Ms.

The Miz: 1:44

Oh my god, tell me all about it. I'm in New York, right? But you look at mushroom shaped. down on me pushing down on you.

Bobby: 2:00

Hello, everybody. And welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby.

Jim: 2:04

I'm Jim.

The Miz: 2:05

I'm the man's Thank you.

Unknown: 2:10

Thank you. Yeah,

Bobby: 2:12

it's a different one. I'd like to say hello to all of our gays. Hi, gay. That's a new one. I like that a lot. Hopefully, you're eating your bobby special from Wendy's, which is a baked potato with Chilean cheese and add to sour creams on the side and a side of depression in your car.

The Miz: 2:30

I feel like most people aren't eating that.

Bobby: 2:32

Well. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. What does that supposed to mean? Most people who are most people,

The Miz: 2:38

I would say like the mathematical majority of people, ones that

Bobby: 2:41

are dying a fattism Bobby.

Jim: 2:46

Okay, but can we focus on what's important there? And it's those little tubes of sour cream because I got a case study at work the other week. And at the end, he's like, no at work. He's like, do you need salsa? And I go, oh my god, you have salsa? Yes. And then he goes, how about sour cream? Oh, and tossed one of those tubes of sour cream. And

The Miz: 3:07

they were from Wendy's with like a brand with our frame.

Jim: 3:09

Just like blue Daisy. Oh, and yeah, white one.

Bobby: 3:13

time do you suck on condiments? or? Yeah,

The Miz: 3:17

no. Yeah, I use big pesto off like a fork. Yeah, I'm

Bobby: 3:23

talking like you put your ketchup on for your fries. And you lick that fucking round

The Miz: 3:26

now because because whenever I order fast food, I always make sure I have a squeeze bottle of ketchup because I'm around with packets. So sadly, I'm not opposed to. I'm not whipping it one by one. Okay, so

Bobby: 3:39

do you ever get hot so I'm going to talk about Oh, everybody, it would

Jim: 3:44

be easy to throw up.

Bobby: 3:48

every fucking

The Miz: 3:50

song very hard to throw up in general.

Jim: 3:54

Your stomach hurt Rita. They're soggy.

Bobby: 3:57

mushy, you can get it fresca too. Which is healthier. Is that though it's like less cheese. Cheese and put like tomatoes and like extra onions or something. And it's like, that's gonna be great. I'm like hell, but it's only three points. So I didn't know when I was on Weight Watchers. But now I'm just counting calories.

Jim: 4:16

Watching them add up. It's like staring at the gas.

The Miz: 4:20

Right? You're not managing it. You're simply counting it.

Unknown: 4:25

Wow. Wow. Yay. You're a little bit such a bitch today.

Bobby: 4:31

Okay, so I was gonna do this in my segment, but I think we actually need to do it just right here real quick for the next five to 10 minutes. Yeah, I have to fuck. Go ahead. Jim. You say it. I'm gonna let you say it.

Jim: 4:41

Okay, I think what we really want to say is fuck the people who will not get vaccinated and they're doing it willingly. And that's kind of a little too complicated. Say what you want to say Bobby?

Bobby: 4:55

Same thing. I'm gonna go bounce off that but I'm also gonna say why am I having to put my fucking mask back on for you. who denies this? Yeah. Ms. Do you have anything to say about it? He doesn't care.

The Miz: 5:06

No, I, what I'll say about it is I feel like absent the Delta variant, we wouldn't be having to put our masks back on. And it's unclear as of now, regardless of vaccination status, how the Delta variant is spreading, right. Is that not right? Yeah.

Bobby: 5:21

Okay. And also, I know it's not right, because they study from,

Jim: 5:25

yeah, the reason we have to put mass back on is because the vaccinated who do have a breakthrough infection are spreading Delta as readily as if they weren't vaccinated. And so we just are just son know what you are saying? It's because of the Delta variant. It's still because of the unvaccinated that we have to remaster because if everyone were vaccinated, it'll always be like, there would not be a Delta variant spreading, spreading so readily because there's still a big huge chunk of unvaccinated people who it can spread to, but whereas vaccine people do not even get infected the breakthrough infection rates like point 00 It's so low

Bobby: 6:02

it's just really stressing me out and they're using and P town.

Jim: 6:06

There's bad we know that's the study. That's where

Bobby: 6:08

right see so I just wanna make a comment on that though, like CDC, honey, people are sucking mean deck and like making out with everyone here. It's no wonder it's spread like wildfire. I'm not really sure. It spreads readily. I'm not like yeah, I'm sure it does. But I'm just saying like, they're using that as their study. It's like, Oh, that's kind of scary. Like Yeah, is that your study? Really?

Jim: 6:28

They had to use p town, always blaming the gays forever.

Bobby: 6:30

Always the bears always. Blame fucking blame the fatties. So anyway, get vaccinated, please.

Jim: 6:37

Yeah, I was walking around the mall today. And I'm like, oh, great to put a mask on every time I go inside wonderful. My inconvenience.

Unknown: 6:49

Like it here's

Jim: 6:50

the saddest part about it is that the real reason we need to get to herd immunity is to protect the people who the vaccine doesn't really work well. And like people on immunosuppressants, like they have a kidney transplant. People who are on chemotherapy for cancer, so their immune systems are suppressed. There's all these people that really the vaccine is not ideal for them. But if there weren't virus circulating, they'd be fine. But right now, there's like, you know, 30 40% in some states where it's circulating like wildfire, because these people aren't vaccinated. And so then all these other people are affected by that. It's not about you anymore. Yeah, period never was but the post people are like, Oh, well, I'm fine. My health is fine.

Bobby: 7:30

I know. everyone's done, right? Everybody really is just fucking stupid. Like, I

The Miz: 7:35

can't even complain about anymore. Like I have no energy to get on a soapbox me like get vaccinated. Actually, bro. Yeah, no anymore. I

Jim: 7:42

don't even talk. Yeah. We'll talk about other people. Yeah, I

Bobby: 7:45

don't give a fuck. Okay. And you know what's really crazy is the senators and like all these house representative people are like, Guys, we really need to start like getting our shots and wearing masks. Oh, that's cuz you're losing all your fucking voters. Okay, like you're losing your voters. And Lindsey Graham's gas. Got it. So he's probably in p town. Yeah, hi, gay. Hi gay. So they said that lindsey graham when he walked into town He's like, I'm not gay. I'm just here for I'm

Jim: 8:11

not gay. I'm just here to raise her Hey, young boys to do things and watch anyway.

Bobby: 8:16

I mean Wow. Oh, you're saying man sorry. A segment. Sorry. What is your nephew? What's he doing?

Unknown: 8:40

We'll get his head. Oh, it's shaved down the middle. Oh, I know. What did he do?

Bobby: 8:47

This has happened I'm laughing so hard. I don't cry. He wants me to glue it back on. Oh, no. It's like my sister cutter. This is

Jim: 8:56

not what kids cut their hair always want to cut it. It's like guys don't

Bobby: 9:00

Oh boy. He just got a haircut. I just told him how cute is here I just face on before you guys came here. I'll take your hair looks so cute. You look so old. Now you're like shaving off your head in the middle like that's not a good look. Honey. That's not a good luck.

The Miz: 9:14

What you one that was coming your guy.

Jim: 9:17

All right. We just came in your gut. Sunny 97.9

Bobby: 9:23

Hello everyone. Welcome to come in my God. I wanted to talk really quick and this is like a brief thing about the baby and baby Oh, baby on the baby and actually Matt Damon. Oh god yeah, what in the fuck just happened the past week that people forgot like, oh my my, my gay fans aren't sucking dick in the alley and getting aids What? Like, I'm really and then Matt Damon says the F word as a joke. And just a month or two ago. His daughter corrected him and now he understands why it's sad.

Jim: 9:57

Oh, just now like you just know So, now you stop saying faggot Now, I know why did he tell everyone

The Miz: 10:06

what made you think your story got out like he had to stat on him? Oh good.

Bobby: 10:13

He's like this will be a good story actually maybe he just wants canceled he's like I'm tired of the like he's done being booked on my money like I'm just just cancel me

Jim: 10:21

know what literally cancel me

Bobby: 10:23

Just give me a little cancel you know? Like what are your thoughts on the baby?

Jim: 10:30

I mean the baby can die. I mean

The Miz: 10:32

he can die i the only thing is he can die, he can die, he can straight up. I do think that there. It's not necessarily I don't think it applies to him. But I do think that like some people do say stupid shit and then like learn from it genuinely, I don't know that that applies to him. Like careful as a people for like, who we allow that treatment to reply to. Right? Like it's at all or everybody or some people.

Jim: 11:01

I think the first indication that he's not one of them is like apology later. I didn't say bad things about gay people. Like my point is what it is. They're clean, and they're blah, blah, blah. And you're like, no,

Bobby: 11:13

but like that your energy just really made it worse.

Jim: 11:16

You made it worse. Like, girl girl

Bobby: 11:20

like literally girl. Sorry. Um, and he's so yeah, I don't know if there's anything else anyone else to say about that? No. Moving forward. I'm just so sick of it. Yeah, same for some reason I wrote down here sleep patterns and waking up. I don't know why. Oh. Why? Because I know why. Oh, so I came in my gut know that you need to listen up.

Jim: 11:48

We're listening.

Bobby: 11:50

Ms. Decided to text us this afternoon and ask us to wake him up tomorrow morning. Wake up, wake him

Jim: 12:00

up. Right there. How many 1000s of miles away.

Bobby: 12:04

So it got me thinking about like sleep patterns and stuff. And like, I really think it's your age. Yeah. Because I used that. That's why I had to set seven alarms. So I set some literally every night I put 65 610 613 620 because I don't want to miss it. So eventually, yeah, all the alarms are going off because it's hitting snooze. So then snooze plays in between the so it's like a psychotic moment. But I used to like sleep over my alarm a lot. Like when I was in my 20s

The Miz: 12:32

over my alarm what happens is I wake up and then decide whatever I'm waking up for doesn't matter.

Bobby: 12:37

And then so I'm gonna call you and say, Honey, this matters. Yeah, honey matters. Okay, okay, that's different than on an alarm clock.

The Miz: 12:47

I didn't introduce the topic of an alarm clock.

Jim: 12:50

I have not been provided a question I didn't and

Bobby: 12:53

you would be a really good like lawyer

Jim: 12:58

such as and such as

The Miz: 13:01

literally he goes such as why I don't remember this such as why such as such as why that's a really great question.

Bobby: 13:16

What is such as why I mean, it's

The Miz: 13:19

slow now. So I need to do is irrelevant now because I've retooled my day tomorrow. So

Jim: 13:26

now I'm a piece of shit so

Bobby: 13:28

now you are going to tell me Let's I brought this up? Because now I have my alarm set to wake you up or to aware make you aware of

The Miz: 13:35

you agree to make me out.

Bobby: 13:36

Oh, but remember I said in the western nerds they do stuff to make you feel really fucking bad. I

The Miz: 13:41

did not understand at all what you wrote in that text.

Bobby: 13:44

Oh, I thought it was funny shirt.

The Miz: 13:45

I didn't have a penny on it cuz I couldn't understand that. Gay God. Dude.

Bobby: 13:51

Basically what I was trying to say was that Midwesterner, Midwesterner Midwesterners. Wish dinner's over here. So the South it's like, oh, sweetheart, God, love your soul. This is true. Midwest will do stuff for you to make like feel so fucking bad. They won't say anything now, but they know you're feeling like a piece of fucking shit. So you're like, you wake me up driving to the doctor and let me just no worries. And then we put you drop you off and we're like, you little fucking con. So okay, was that really dramatic? Sorry,

Jim: 14:28

I've never heard a Midwestern say that. You did a con. Yeah, I'll

Bobby: 14:31

fucking call you fucking corn. So yeah, that's what I was trying to say. But anyway, I guess I won't wake you up tomorrow. I decided very interesting and like sleep patterns. Now. I can't sleep more than like seven hours but then I know nap in the afternoon for three.

Jim: 14:44

I did struggle to really sleep in today. I will say well, that's I'm saying like, I can't I think as you get older, you can't sleep seven o'clock. I'm going. You're like we're done. Well,

Bobby: 14:53

I can do like another 30 minutes. Maybe I'm like, okay, it's weird. And then you get up and you but then I'm always like, okay, like then it's like 10 o'clock. I'm like, I'm going to take a little nap

Jim: 15:01

is can't understand right now he's too young. Oh, I

Bobby: 15:03

know I miss having energy. Energy.

The Miz: 15:07

And I think the other thing is I want to like, most of the time when we get up early, it's for like a workout class, which makes it that much more painful.

Bobby: 15:14

Yeah, right. Because,

The Miz: 15:15

you know, getting up from work. It's like, I

Jim: 15:18

remember my comments about mornings in general. All the worst things happen in the morning. So it's like if we could just do morning and be like, brunches coming. And that was every morning. We would love morning.

Bobby: 15:30

Bobby wouldn't disagree with that. I cannot get up though now, so I would hate it cuz I have to wait for everybody.

Jim: 15:38

Yeah, I've been up since seven. I'm like, sorry that I can't stop

Bobby: 15:41

like and then it's funny now like, I mean, I go to bed. Like, last fall asleep at 830. So yeah, I'm like, Well, my birthday is coming up in like 10 days while no little worm. What's that? 14th Yeah,

Jim: 15:55

okay. Oh my god. I can't I don't even have a get ready. For Oh, Hmm, what? What the fuck on? It's 45 I'm not actually a fan.

Bobby: 16:11

Like, no, it's not 40 Thank you. It's a young 37

Jim: 16:17

I can't believe Oh my god. I just got into it. About three years from now. Like, can you even

The Miz: 16:22

in 2024 Holy shit. Like will we even be a podcast? Oh my god. Yeah, it will be big time. At 40 Yeah. at large. Do

Bobby: 16:36

you know how many people are famous that are over 40 that make all the money?

Jim: 16:41

Matt Damon.

Bobby: 16:43

Not anymore. He's like, Fuck this shit. I hate my wife. She's taking all your money. I'm gonna cancel. Yeah. Hey, faggots. Hi gays. I used to say I get up to three.

The Miz: 16:54

That's how he manages his tax liabilities. Just fucking scream out the faggot with some earning money.

Jim: 16:59

My daughter wrote me a really nice letter on how to not say faggot

Bobby: 17:03

was like 10 years old to her like, yeah, it's like

Jim: 17:04

she's like, it's like your daughter writing you a letter? Yeah,

The Miz: 17:07

we wrote it in crayon, like, dear daddy.

Bobby: 17:10

Like, we need to research is Has he ever been a part of like a pride? parade? commercial? Anything like that? Because at that point, I'm done at that point. I'm coming to cancel you gonna be there? Oh, I will cancel your ass. No, seriously?

Jim: 17:30

Seriously?

Bobby: 17:32

Seriously? For real? It's real. What do I always say? Like, for real? I know. I say. It's true.

Jim: 17:40

It's true. It's true. It's true. I actually say that a lot. Now to my real life. Do

Bobby: 17:44

you think it's true? It's true. Um, one other thing I want to say is me and Jackie were talking in the backyard and she just opened a restaurant. Congratulations, Jackie.

Jim: 17:53

Jackie. Okay, wow, that was a roller coaster. Whoo,

Bobby: 18:01

whoa, Sycamore is more in German village. But it was funny because I made a comment to her about like her working personality versus her backyard drinking a beer personality. Oh, serious at work. It is so weird. So then she said to me, we're out in the backyard. I'm on my grass. She's on hers. We have electric so we can hear each other. And she says, Hey, I got a topic for you. You don't really know the people in your life how they are at work. And what they're like serious like

Jim: 18:33

when they're serious when

Bobby: 18:34

they're getting the bills paid. Okay, so there are different personalities that will come into play. And I thought was interesting cuz I see Jackie and you know, she got back here and she's like, hey, and then at second one, she's like, Hello, how's your dinner? Nice good. Okay, let's go like she's like very quick and booted. I'm like, I don't understand it right? But I don't have people watching me work so if you came to my work I would probably be so different.

Jim: 18:56

You'd probably just gotten out of meeting want to crush someone's skull and

Bobby: 18:59

you wouldn't even recognize me probably I think I'd turn it a little bit bro yet where? Oh, yeah, like my row a shot. This is Bobby How can I help you? That's why I have to phone for you on the podcast at work or no appealing to me because I'm really pissed off and there's so many my office I'm like the phone's ago. I don't want to fucking talk. Hello, this is Bobby How can I help you? And I do that. They always talk about the mouth. Yeah, they're like you

The Miz: 19:23

form around like you're like hosting a game show.

Bobby: 19:25

Yeah, I am. I'm hosting a fucking game show. It's true.

The Miz: 19:29

I think you guys me at work. I'm the exact same.

Bobby: 19:31

I don't think you're recognizable at work. Because I think you get I've seen you after a meeting and you're a little bit different. You are wrong. You're not as rigid. Or rigid. I did not read

Unknown: 19:46

my job. Rich. I What is it? Oh, it's true. It's true.

Bobby: 19:54

I don't know what's happening. Oh my god. A

Jim: 20:02

rigid

Bobby: 20:04

re is rigid Oh, you're more rigid. like you'd be more ballsy in real life than in Sony. Like or

Jim: 20:11

like he's describing

The Miz: 20:12

to me like, like, are you talking like just shy jackass or like,

Bobby: 20:16

walk out? No, you wouldn't walk out of an office like you did our show. Okay, I mean, sir. Okay. All right. receipts. Okay, I have receipts today. See? Okay, here we go here. Sir making fun of me go ahead and mocking me and making fun of me,

The Miz: 20:36

please all say is that the concept of receipt can only be brought up when someone's denying an event. No one's denying I walked out of the show.

Bobby: 20:44

Oh, no, you know, you were denying that you were a different person at work, sweetheart. And that's the receipt on an overall concept. It's like an instant. So if you walk out on our show, and I say you would never do that to your employer.

The Miz: 21:02

That's the main difference and saying not that a different person.

Bobby: 21:06

Interesting. He's just trying to see if he knows he's gonna cut me off or he's gonna say something really rude to me and it's gonna hurt my feelings. I don't want to deal with it. So you're right. There you go. I've learned Yes, daddy. I do. By the

Jim: 21:20

way. He had his fingers crossed under the table. So that was a lie. I

Bobby: 21:23

don't really.

Jim: 21:25

I'm not like number as a kid. Yeah, what? I'm

Bobby: 21:28

not 12 I'm 37 definitely. I'm fucking I'm literally 40 who I am. So

Jim: 21:35

I don't want to hang out with old people. Like, you know what I will say though, your old? Oh. Yes.

Bobby: 21:44

Yeah, so don't sit here and fucking come at me bitch. I'm like, fine. I

Jim: 21:47

don't hang out with him. I asleep next to it.

The Miz: 21:49

The one thing I'll say bubbles is you do look younger than your age in my opinion.

Bobby: 21:56

Thank

Jim: 21:56

you at least two years young. I

The Miz: 21:57

think you do not look like yeah, I think you look. Yeah, I agree.

Bobby: 22:03

Thank you. That makes me feel so great. It's because I'm fat. So all my wrinkles are stretched. Have you seen people who look are really cute and they're kind of chunky and you're like, you'd have a pretty face and they lose away and it's all like they make some wrinkles.

The Miz: 22:17

I've never seen that.

Bobby: 22:19

Okay, I'll have to give you some evidence. I'm not evidence I'm not. Is that it? I'm like Ready to go? I have to provide you with some evidence that it that is okay, but is that it though? Okay, but is that

The Miz: 22:34

please accept this cloud drive to every single photo of someone smiling with their tongue in their teeth every time I come into existence.

Bobby: 22:43

I love the tongue teeth.

The Miz: 22:45

That was my favorite. I see it everywhere. That texting is my favorite piece of literature is Bobby asking for every

Jim: 22:52

so it's like I just sent three pictures. I don't think

Bobby: 22:55

Oh, I see. I was lost when he was texting. I was fully in my Wendy's Is that it?

Jim: 23:00

And I'm like, do you want me to pull up every time I've ever seen a tongue smile?

Bobby: 23:05

Yes, I fucking did. You did and I don't know what you're gonna do with it jerk off to it or why I love their tongue out love I imagine. Oh, my asshole. Oh, that would be good. What's Monday? What's happening? Sorry. I'm in trouble. That's I think that's the bear backing. I don't have any like I'm thinking

Unknown: 23:27

but yeah.

Bobby: 23:32

Row weekly. Time with john is out water.

The Miz: 23:39

Yeah, he's gonna go get another one.

Jim: 23:42

Go get your approved.

Bobby: 23:44

Trash tonight. Please. Oh, so that's why you're not? Why I'm not waking him up. Yeah. Or giving him motivation now. I'm gonna pull a Would you rather hard? Okay. Wow, I love the enthusiasm. Thank you.

The Miz: 23:59

Yeah, I don't know why I'm just like in a mood to give Bobby shits.

Bobby: 24:03

I like it though. Kinda. I'm in love with it. Oh, this is stupid. Would you rather spend a month in jail for weed? or failing drug tests for a job? I'd rather fail the fucking drug tests for a job. Well as a job like

The Miz: 24:22

I'd rather spend a week in jail for weed. Yeah,

Bobby: 24:25

I just have my honey. I know that spent

Jim: 24:29

way but like so if you go to jail for a month Are you going to get fired from your job anyways?

Bobby: 24:36

Well, that job will never well. Yeah, that's I'm saying like,

Jim: 24:38

so why is this? I don't know how this is an either or. That's actually a good like, if I could just Okay, so they mean like spend a month and then you're like, you're not in trouble anymore. No one knows you were in there for a month. Then find out we

The Miz: 24:51

line up a job right?

Jim: 24:52

Yeah, still have a job?

The Miz: 24:54

Yeah, I think that's a poorly designed question. Let's throw it away. Okay, throwing it away.

Bobby: 25:00

Can we just do one more? That's me shuffling that's my shuffle. I can't I hate shuffling It's embarrassing. Would you rather give up your phone for a year or have to post a selfie every time you use social media? That's horrible. I don't know we'd be in so much trouble because it would be posting every fuckin four minutes

Unknown: 25:21

Yeah, like no there's no time I oh crap as the kids say no cap no cap pie gay.

Jim: 25:31

Literally open up into every four minutes now. Snapchat and then everything else but just

The Miz: 25:36

for like, realistic purposes. I could not get my phone for a year. Yeah.

Bobby: 25:42

Okay, so Okay, what about for a doula? What about for $2

Jim: 25:48

give up the phone for a year. Yep. Oh my god.

The Miz: 25:52

Say yes, but I don't know how I tried. I would want to mail things right like I try to do a mail computer. Oh, I guess carry

Jim: 26:05

my computer around us. Why? Yeah. Okay. Girl like I messages on my MacBook. I don't look at need my phone like what are

The Miz: 26:12

you do when you're out? Like there goes Uber there goes left, right searcher trail.

Bobby: 26:16

You should watch your Apple Watch. But then you have to sell your service. You can't afford that. Or don't have an Apple Watch. But if I did that make I said poor people can't afford. Oh,

The Miz: 26:26

I think I make like double your salary. Yeah, probably.

Jim: 26:33

I mean, you were like

Bobby: 26:34

probably like I think you Make Triple it actually probably That's hot. If you're reporting when you're reporting highly, that's hot. But you have a doctor friend boyfriend? What's your net worth? or whatever?

Jim: 26:48

Your insurance policies and when they pay out and how

Bobby: 26:51

much does your your partner make?

Jim: 26:54

Oh my god, you guys are being mean to each other today.

The Miz: 26:58

He doesn't mean to me because you're just giving all the credit to your partner and I'm on my own. And I still make more than you

Bobby: 27:02

I still can live and survive.

The Miz: 27:06

Yeah, I guess in your neighborhood, you probably could. And then he whips that shit out of nowhere. He's actually a fan. I'm not

Jim: 27:17

offended. And then he's like, oh, but your fucking neighborhood.

Bobby: 27:21

You're a trash as box motherfuckers fat Bye. Making a

Jim: 27:31

break from this hatred. This is a lot of Hey, we need to go into miserable

Bobby: 27:38

misery if I say that

The Miz: 27:43

well now you can be kind to me because I I need your advice. And

Jim: 27:47

yeah, you're Yeah, I love doing this.

Bobby: 27:50

It's gonna be something so crazy.

The Miz: 27:52

So bad and I know it's bad like it's stupid. I know. It's stupid, but I know you guys to like be real with me. Okay, I'll

Jim: 28:00

be quiet and listen, I'm gonna be good boy. Okay,

The Miz: 28:03

so part of the reason why I no longer can do my workout class tomorrow is because I forgot I had scheduled a follow up doctor's appointment for tomorrow morning. in which she is going to try to like prescribe me like Chantix How do I tell my doctor that I no longer wish to quit smoking?

Bobby: 28:26

Well, you lie just take the prescription and go home

The Miz: 28:30

I guess how would I do it? What is

Bobby: 28:32

she gonna say when I like never her I'm sorry. What why you should like why she needed Chantix for fucking huka

Jim: 28:39

no champion necessarily know that suka. She thinks she's smoke cigarettes. I just said I smoke

Bobby: 28:46

right so she thinks you're smoking like every hour on the hour. You need to do why don't

The Miz: 28:51

you tell her to go okay because who could like icw arguably worse

Bobby: 28:55

Yeah, but you're not doing it every day on the outlook so you're not you're not playing in the sense that you need to go outside and smoke a cigarette. Chantix changes your brain chemistry You do not need chanted gets off anything. You just get Lexapro and you have really weird dreams like you should take. Should I yeah. Atlantic gangs. Yeah, we'll take it. We'll record.

Jim: 29:14

You should definitely get away and it works to like you won't want to smoke a cigarette? Yeah, no,

Bobby: 29:20

no, it makes you lose tasting. That's like Cymbalta did that to me to

Jim: 29:25

lose taste in your mouth?

Bobby: 29:26

Yes. Cymbalta. Like maybe you had COVID No, this was like, Oh my God. Oh, third time. Today, so I don't have a young immune. immune system like you. I mean, I don't have any, either. Yeah, honestly,

Jim: 29:45

I don't know why getting bridges in New York City. Like,

Bobby: 29:48

I don't know what I care about. You're this little rat. rat. I'm the worst talker ever. Like you ever want to get a fight with me? Don't because I'm just gonna stand like a fucking Ed

Jim: 30:01

Bobby, I've been on trips with you where we just look at each other and we're like, this is not gonna work. We're gonna go, where's the MRI? We're like, Where's the X that we can't get to fight

The Miz: 30:09

this little rat rat over here?

Bobby: 30:11

I think we're gonna do that. And I'm like, Yeah, well, you're stupid.

Jim: 30:18

People look at you. They're like, Oh, he's a big guy. He could take care of this and you're like, You're stupid like Mr. Flying and you're like, Hi gay, like, stop fighting level.

Bobby: 30:36

So

The Miz: 30:38

can I take it? Or do I tell

Jim: 30:40

you lying to your doctor? I would just be

Bobby: 30:42

the truth. I'm like, I don't think I need Chantix.

The Miz: 30:45

Sure. I think hey, it's solved. I don't think I need. Why are you? Why are you afraid of your doctor?

Jim: 30:51

Yeah. Why do you tell your doctor?

Bobby: 30:53

You need to tell him you need to find a doctor. That's not a bit so you can talk to you about

Jim: 30:56

let's let's go for the why she may have been coming up to you as a bitch. Maybe because she's telling you information you don't want to hear like yeah, I'm a smoker. smoker. Oh, yeah. He

Bobby: 31:05

smokes like two packs a day. No, no, you smoke four days a week if that if

The Miz: 31:11

I sleep that's in your house? Oh, yeah. Like, at least once a day. I know that. Oh, well. Is it okay, so now you do need Chantix? Jen Todd okay. But here's how I did it because I asked if I can get like a screening for lung cancer. And she was like, why do you think you have lung cancer? I was like, well, cuz I smoke into the you don't need a screening for lung cancer to see and stop smoking. Yes. Actually not. Yeah, but like, here's

Jim: 31:44

the question when you change anything, if you got the screening and like if the screening came back negative, you're not gonna know. You don't want radiation from nothing? Oh, wait, wait, how much? It's it's a lot of radiation. So then you can get cancer from radiation. Can I just bring up this hot Olympian? That's like from Brazil, but there's like a video of him.

Bobby: 32:06

I've seen him.

Unknown: 32:10

I've seen him I said. What do you mean he fucking seen him? How the fuck have you seen every Olympian from Brazil? I've seen him because all the gays posted what the journalists who were from Brazil,

Jim: 32:27

not a swimmer. He's not a swimmer. He's a gymnast. Yeah, I know you're talking about

Bobby: 32:34

the gays. I don't think Enrique Iglesias kinda a young angry guy.

Jim: 32:39

You know, they all look the same. Shit by Bobby. Jim. I've seen it. I've seen it.

Bobby: 32:51

I've seen him on like Tick Tock so I was like following him while he was doing his warm up. I saw him I was just by myself. Do you?

The Miz: 33:00

jury's still out on what sport? We've been fucking talking about how you seen him warm up?

Jim: 33:04

Yeah. On Tick Tock. Other swimmer. Yeah, this swimmer was warming up.

Bobby: 33:08

You know who?

Jim: 33:09

How do you warm up for swimming? now walking around?

The Miz: 33:12

I know. You know the swimmer who was warming up on the balance beam. Yeah, he's so fucking high.

Jim: 33:18

I know him. I can't even tell a story. I know am

Bobby: 33:23

I okay? Sorry to knows the more you know Jim yet.

Jim: 33:29

Just a story about Okay, so there's this hot gymnast from Brazil, who I was told by our friend Dave. There's a video out there. I have a girl like offering him her titties as she like, pulled her tits out. And then he starts jerking off and like touching them. And there's a video of that happening. Oh, yeah. Now, now do you know him? Well, yeah, that's a live video. You were lying. No, I thought we've got to find this video though. Apparently it's well known but like I've never seen it. His name's like Arthur. Nori.

Bobby: 33:58

Arthur. I think I'm not

The Miz: 34:01

an eater. Well, yeah, yeah. No, I can't. Wait, what

Jim: 34:06

is Google? Am?

Bobby: 34:08

I don't care too right now. Oh, I thought you knew him. You haven't provided me with his full name, including his middle name and his initial. Yep. Yep. That's him. I think there's a hotter one now. Better. This

Jim: 34:25

is better than what you've expected. Wait. Marianna Arthur. No, it's this one. Arthur norreys on Instagram. Arthur who are inori

The Miz: 34:33

Arthur nor owl? I'm just saying like, yeah, Arthur Mariano. chameleons are hot as far as Nori. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah.

Jim: 34:48

So you need to find that video though of him just jerking off in public and being recorded. Okay.

The Miz: 34:52

I Well, yeah, that's Um, so

Bobby: 34:53

anyway, is Mr. Have you not mentioned the fact that you got a tattoo

The Miz: 34:58

because we talked about it last week, generally.

Bobby: 35:00

Know You said you were going you thought you're going

The Miz: 35:02

to re record?

Bobby: 35:04

Yeah, like what was the experience like, man,

Jim: 35:07

I heard you got a tattoo. Wait, we haven't even talked about that.

Bobby: 35:10

I want to know where were you nervous going in?

The Miz: 35:13

Yeah, I wasn't I was going

Bobby: 35:14

running freaking out like oh my god. Yeah.

The Miz: 35:16

When he like turned on the like, done whatever it is he the threading he I was really scared. But then once I hit me, I was like, okay,

Bobby: 35:26

right. It's always like that until that one moment and I just get in the near like, Oh, it's too thick.

The Miz: 35:32

And now I'm just like, too fucking cool for school. And that's fine. Literally.

Bobby: 35:35

I love it. I'm so happy for you.

The Miz: 35:38

Thank you. And that's why I quit. I can't quit smoking. Because of the tattoo. Yeah, so it's a vibe.

Unknown: 35:45

Right? I got an email.

Bobby: 35:46

I'm like, why don't you quit smoking in your apartment though?

The Miz: 35:49

Yeah, please. Like, Oh, hell no. Yeah, honey. Listen, funny in the vape. Yeah, get a vape start hardcore enough. I mean, like actual smoke.

Bobby: 35:59

But why are you trying to be hardcore?

The Miz: 36:02

Like medialink on smoke like in my mouth?

Bobby: 36:05

I do. Honey, I used to be a smoker. That's why I couldn't quit Fatah's. 30 see until you're 30 my role, because because they said if you quit by 30, your lungs can rejuvenate by 40. But if you quit when you're 40 they won't rejuvenate because you Oh, I'm about to hit 40 where you're like,

Jim: 36:19

you're unreasonable. That's when you start dying

Bobby: 36:21

off. that's gonna happen soon. So I have like, yeah, so give yourself a goal of 30 Yeah, you got to stop because 30 it's like it should only be an occasional thing because then it's like, oh,

Jim: 36:31

wait, a lung pill is not going to fix the damage you're doing. I haven't taken that thing since

The Miz: 36:35

we made fun of it on this blog Dr. Tobias.

Bobby: 36:37

Dr. Tobias. fune Ks lung pill. Other pills? Yeah,

The Miz: 36:41

I haven't taken them. Well, yeah, I just need to during the day, okay. Like that's how I like get work done.

Bobby: 36:47

So what happens if you have to go back to the office, then I won't I'll be pissed about

The Miz: 36:52

15 months like, thing availed to me? thing availed? Yeah, when something becomes available, it's unveiled

Jim: 37:02

Oh, I am old nevermind i thought it was young briefly. I'm not saying a veiled

Bobby: 37:09

I was a veiled was availed to me right he was given to me right.

The Miz: 37:16

Opportunities smoke was available to me. You

Bobby: 37:19

know what? You need to quit it's not it's not you. It's like you don't want to be on the gun

Jim: 37:24

the older you get the less cute it is to be I saw a 50 year old walk around smoking today at the mall and I'm like, Oh fuck,

Bobby: 37:31

honestly anyone that smokes I'm kind of like it's like yikes Yeah, it's kind of weird our offense our smoker listeners

Jim: 37:36

but we know you're poor or extremely rich

Bobby: 37:40

that property ladder I don't think we have poor listeners

Jim: 37:45

and even if we do other than myself

Bobby: 37:48

me according to him is Mr. Triple more than you again live in a fucking whatever you said triple I said double you can fucking oh cool in your ghetto

The Miz: 38:00

we did say that. I don't make up that you live in the ghetto. I thought that you had told me in the past. He had

Bobby: 38:07

Jim tells you I live in the ghetto well,

The Miz: 38:09

which is why when you then brought up queens of like don't Aren't you the self proclaimed to get our resident

Jim: 38:14

we've only had one person run over in front of his house since he's lived here. That's just one person but

Bobby: 38:19

meanwhile in the place wherever to go. We're getting shot so I don't really know if anywhere safe anymore to be honest.

Jim: 38:23

No, definitely not short north. Definitely not.

Bobby: 38:26

Here. Grandview is the only place you can live and

Jim: 38:28

Randy has like a little white bubble and it's safe. That's why I don't really like and that's the problem with it too.

Bobby: 38:34

It's like come on and get your pretzels in your Coca Cola I don't know very very fair because I get it at the pool. But it's like very like it's like I feel like you don't have any people on Assam ah you know The Sandlot weather at the pool there with whether the peppercorn what any pepper

The Miz: 38:54

section congratulations you've turned mithral with Ms into the literal catalysts behind my suicide. I never want to hear this again.

Bobby: 39:02

I was trying to make you miserable. Gone are you done? No, I don't want them to be done. Yeah, there's nothing else to say you have nothing else going on for you right now.

Jim: 39:17

Koi says it's like I'm gonna come up with something at the last second. Oh, nevermind whoa whoa I'm gonna fucking

Bobby: 39:34

the Word of the Week is 15 ms. Do you want to tell us well

The Miz: 39:40

I don't think that's like specific to gays though

Bobby: 39:42

is I think it kind of is I don't I've never seen a woman fisted in uracil.

Jim: 39:47

And her pussy. Yes. We get punched donkey donkey. Okay.

Bobby: 40:01

What is 50? King loves track? Yeah Alma swamp. So fishing is when you stick your whole arm up Sony's asshole right like

Jim: 40:10

Bobby's like trying to do the trick is when you put your fist in someone's ass.

Bobby: 40:15

I'm trying to do the fucking term of the week and you do it in trying to say don't get Don't get so is anybody in this room infested? Fuck no, no,

Jim: 40:25

it can't stretch that. I mean, I would just believe immediately. It would tear No, no, it would tear after my first. Oh, Bobby. I can well I am now.

Bobby: 40:36

There's a lot of fist condoms like

Jim: 40:38

Yeah, they do have like gloves

Bobby: 40:40

because I'm not really sure when we up your whole

Jim: 40:42

you're gonna finally rumble somewhere up there. You're gonna find it. You're like Oh, just push it down. It'll come out that's just got you like with your elbow your elbow. Wow, I wonder why Oh, cuz you're up what if you like them break apart the log jam. up a higher Yeah, it

Bobby: 40:59

does impact

Jim: 41:00

and then you're like, gushing covering you. And you're an ancient Egypt technique. I love this. Poop spray.

Bobby: 41:13

Hello, lot. This is the Gator in the week. Were nasty.

Jim: 41:17

Hi. 15 dealing with your friends.

Bobby: 41:20

I don't know I could never be fisted. Ms. Did you mean I could never be popper? What if you could though, like what if you like wasn't a problem? What do you think that'd be like it might want to I like the fear of if I knew I could go up there with no pain. I'd

The Miz: 41:35

be like, yeah, sure when I'm true.

Bobby: 41:38

ride your arm. Fucking ride it. Okay,

Jim: 41:43

I know. I know. I couldn't like there's absolutely zero chance now I would fist someone. Oh, just to see. Would you have one of those horse condom gloves on though? Yeah, I want to like artificially impregnate someone.

Bobby: 41:56

Like a cow. And that's our Word of the Week fist is steam Let's all say 15 this day ah I don't know what does your drop dead sober?

The Miz: 42:26

You're not Aren't you like drinking right now? Now Wow, what? My parallel was pretty good. Oh, Bobby is column. Oh wait.

Jim: 42:51

You're a teletype. Okay, Elmo.

Bobby: 42:56

Yeah, it makes me feel really uncomfortable. I got the feeling when I did that like I just felt very violated I violated myself

Jim: 43:02

Oh, you did yourself Yay. We really might need to change like the more you know and do like Jim paid something Jim hate something because I do hate something again.

Bobby: 43:12

assignment you can do whatever the fuck you want with that

The Miz: 43:14

bless up so bless down that's up last stop is God never What is it? Because God's timing is always right. So church taken into church I could see you like sitting in church watching veggietales

Bobby: 43:33

that was he was the bad kid they had to sit by that Yeah,

Jim: 43:35

pew like go to the edge just Yes, just shut the fuck off. Shut the fuck up. Take mommy's phone and go Shut up.

Bobby: 43:41

Women have phones back then.

Jim: 43:43

No but kids these days in church have iPads and like headphones. Yes, it gets insane like put covered Meanwhile, we had to pay attention to church

The Miz: 43:53

like when that body of Christ has to come out that it was Dec freaking love that.

Jim: 43:59

You weren't allowed to chew you just have to let it dissolve. Oh.

The Miz: 44:03

Methodist Church and so they do like a like a low flowing a ciabatta bread. Like it was not

Jim: 44:15

what the fuck is up with all these fake Christian churches? Online rather

The Miz: 44:22

Joslin, the audience saw pastor Tom at the supermarket buying the body of Christ.

Unknown: 44:32

Oh my god, literally God died. I think it is time so Methodist bread, straight up bread.

Jim: 44:44

Do you dip it in oil loaves of

The Miz: 44:45

bread and like Welch's grape juice had in school? I asked my dad if I could go up in seconds. I was like, Can I get another pews Oh pastor Tom, are you here for the bread?

Jim: 44:58

Yeah, I'm getting the body. What do you want this Week foccacia a lot of our older our older parishioners need healthier options so we're going to go with whole wheat.

The Miz: 45:16

Here's some gluten free body wafers were nowhere near as joy as

Jim: 45:24

they have to be away from because now we know it's supposed to be bread. Oh, we

Unknown: 45:28

had a bread. I never seen Brad. Brad Brad. We have

Jim: 45:36

different rights well,

Bobby: 45:37

so in the south the Catholic Church is like a Baptist Church in North

Jim: 45:43

America. You sound like the creature in Men in Black like that comes out of the body. more sugar, more sugar hitting the hardest. Do you know that seen more sugar more sugar?

The Miz: 46:01

I don't think I've ever heard of funny or rare finally.

Jim: 46:04

That's my favorite reference because that's what

The Miz: 46:14

Sorry, that was completely derailed.

Jim: 46:17

Wow. We I'm glad this is my segment.

The Miz: 46:21

Buried around.

Bobby: 46:23

Major church issues like we have some major like trauma and pain that comes along with trauma and pain. more sugar once you get some rye this week, bill,

Jim: 46:34

bill you want to go pick up the rice

The Miz: 46:37

that you wish he showed up with like a Panera Bread bowl with the body of

Jim: 46:42

everyone. There may be some dried broccoli cheddar on the host this week I had a bullet broccoli cheddar soup

Bobby: 46:53

was so you know. I got a free I got

Jim: 46:59

a free cookie with my meal off and it was delicious. The body of Christ. chocolate chip cookie is the body.

Bobby: 47:06

Oh my god.

Jim: 47:07

What if the body of Christ really was something delicious? Like I would go to church? Well, yeah, you were a Danish. Like, I'd be there.

The Miz: 47:15

They're handing out like philosophy meals, and here's the body of Christ.

Unknown: 47:18

Did you ever want to go? It's a Big Mac. Do you want to go the priests and go? Oh, no, because

The Miz: 47:23

it was pastor Tom. And he

Jim: 47:25

knows because he went a long while back on my whole body of Christ. Amen. I wouldn't want to be like, Oh, I got that urge. I've never had that or other

The Miz: 47:44

and then make them stick on my tongue. Okay, so I can't tell if you're disgusted at the hypothetical that or like actually wanting to do it. Me.

Bobby: 47:55

I can't record it.

The Miz: 47:58

Yeah, you're the one who's describing.

Jim: 48:02

Here's a video of me trying to get molested by a priest. This fagot Amen. Amen. Amen to this faggot. That church would be fucked up permanently, permanently. Who

Bobby: 48:20

else goes to that church? and Meghan McCain. I hate her. She's like the worst

The Miz: 48:29

anyway.

Bobby: 48:31

What do you hate Jim?

Jim: 48:32

Oh, well, I think because I have family members in the restaurant industry. I've used that term. And our neighbor Jackie, you know, she's opened her own restaurant, but people are terrible to people in the restaurant industry. Oh, yeah. Like fully. So I go to North Star today. I'm at the mall. I'm like, this will be a nice relaxing lunch for me. I got a little pillow my fat down. You know, Danielle, and I got a bowl and I'm eating and I look up and there's three. Clearly Karen's walking towards me. I'm like, Oh, fuck me. They always sit by me. So they sit down at their table. They

The Miz: 49:07

act like you've seen these people before?

Jim: 49:09

Now I just recognize them.

The Miz: 49:11

Generally. Karen. Don't sit near me.

Jim: 49:15

No, because this place you like order your food then sit down and then they bring it to you. So I'm like, Okay, well, they're behind me in line. They're like, bitching about the menu. They don't they can't understand it. And so then they like Oh, I hate Yeah, they ordered. I'm like, honey, they won't. Yeah, what's it like? here like Why? It's an English there's about eight items on the menu. You can you can figure it out. Mushroom quiche. So I'm like, Okay, well, this will be fun. So they sit down. First of all for these three women. I'm not fat shaming, but they got like, three appetizers at lunch, okay, which we've done as well. I'm sure some like, Oh, well, maybe that's all they're having. They complained about the appetizers they they, Ma'am, ma'am. They got the attention of everyone. One who walked by who work there everyone to complain about something? Ma'am, ma'am? Ma'am, where's the I need more water? Yeah, you can serve yourself the water fountains right over there. See how it's a self serve drink? Everyone just goes up and fills up. But yeah, that you will water Phyllis, this is what you said the one went to take off her sunglasses, she left them on the whole fucking time indoors automatically bothers me know cuz she briefly had them off. So I was like, Oh, you're just being a bitch. And so then they bring out the meals and they bring four meals out and I'm like, oh my three people or three people. They all got prefab edges and then they had a fourth meal. And then they got ahold of the manager. They asked for the manager. They were like this was supposed to be to go stared at them. I'm like, I'm fat. I'm literally like So then why don't you just ask for a to go container from anyone else. You didn't have to talk to the manager about something mean to go. Okay, so they continue. So the oldest one this evil looking grandma with about five rings on her finger. Like literally like her whole hand was covered in rain. We can say something. Yeah.

Bobby: 51:03

Do you know that?

Jim: 51:06

It's a ring roll. If you have more than two rings on both hands. It's like, oh, you're psycho done. This is a ring roll. And it's really like psycho. I

Bobby: 51:15

mean, maybe you just have a little loose,

Jim: 51:16

little maybe have a little attention issues. You have a little narcissism. Maybe you're just fucking crazy. But you're something because you're not normal. You don't need to have eight rings on unless you're in a rock band. And you're touring. Right. You don't need that, right. So

The Miz: 51:33

Naira restaurant, exactly.

Jim: 51:36

So she eats her burger. She gets to the last two bites. She's on the last two bites the outer rim of where she was holding it as she stuffed her face. She looks at it and goes, this is this is raw. This is raw.

The Miz: 51:51

I don't mind a bit of meat there. That's a fact.

Bobby: 51:55

That's a POS move one. Yeah,

Jim: 51:56

I'm like, but the thickest part of the burgers in the middle and you already have that part and you didn't have a problem. You didn't notice it till the last two bites. And now you're saying it's raw. So she gets the manager again, not kidding. She's got someone walking by cleaning a table to get the manager, the manager manager. Yeah, he's being nice. He's like, okay, so he literally asked you though, he's like, so where's the rest of the burger? And she's like, well, I already ate it. And he's like, oh, okay, so was it not to your liking? Are you asking for another burger? So yeah, she asked for another burger. burger. She had two bytes left. And she's like, Well, I mean, this is pink. It's raw. He's like well we make our burgers meat my burgers medium here. That's like what we tell you. They do. I've listened they tell everyone who orders a burger in line when you're ordering. It's going to be medium. Do you want it cooked any other way? And so she clearly said like now sits down eats the whole thing. Yep, they brought her another burger. Yeah, but when she was ordering it she they're like so how do you want this burger? She goes medium well. This is not a steak like the difference between medium and medium well in a burger is not exactly

Bobby: 52:59

right. Well, if you're going to Well,

Jim: 53:01

I almost shouted well done at the main high well done. He probably did cook it well done. And he did. They brought it out. It was like she's like I cut it in half and ate it. But while she waited for her to come she ate a piece of pizza from the to go box.

Bobby: 53:12

They probably just saw a doctor now. I'm just

Jim: 53:15

I just the whole situation and they were so rude to everyone they interacted with and they're just staring each other scoffing while a manager standing next to the table. The moral of the story is just don't be a fucking con to all these people who are understaffed, underpaid and overworked. Like, we don't need to do it. If you're gonna go out. Just appreciate it. Remember how we couldn't go to restaurants for a year? Well, the same people couldn't. These people were probably in every Applebee's they could be in during the whole pandemic. You know, so that's my friend. Sorry.

The Miz: 53:43

I'm actually a fan. Don't be like a Midwestern fat Karen.

Bobby: 53:49

Trust me you don't be a fat New York. Karen either. Those girls are bitches. Yeah, they are. Karen, nobody's fat in your because we'll walk. You ski. Just ski. Don't walk to our Ubers Is there a gay? ski week in Park City?

Unknown: 54:04

Yes.

Jim: 54:05

Why are we not going? Well, it's not now could be. It's not?

Bobby: 54:10

snow on the ground. You fucking Ed. Ski week. So I did too. I just go for Yeah, but

Jim: 54:17

you like drinking so you got to come. Yeah. And it's not about the skin. It's about drinking. not drinking and some states legal weed for Bobby. Utah. Yeah, not Utah. That's true, but they might have medical and I can sometimes transfer

Bobby: 54:32

my license.

Jim: 54:33

Yep. Okay, so that's the more you know.

Bobby: 54:39

The more you know, with Jim Sorry, I was gonna do like flight attendant hands. I like to call them

The Miz: 54:53

email not traffic

Bobby: 54:54

controlling. Well, they do like the illuminated lights here. And yeah, you're right. You're right. Pull up from the top. Your right. And stop the stretching like Okay, we got it. Okay.

Jim: 55:07

Yeah, I was like are we ever gonna move on?

The Miz: 55:09

Take a whole fucking fight now

Bobby: 55:10

my dad was a pilot My grandfather was Apollo simulate I like downtime. I haven't played fight sooner and like I do I don't wanna fly Southwest. Oh, fuck you. I like Southwest. I hate picking my seats give me

Jim: 55:25

no like, No one likes that. Yeah, that's dumb. That's fat so

Bobby: 55:28

I can't just squeeze in the middle. So I've got to if I don't log in early enough I'm gonna have to go to you're gonna have to get it out for the early boarding like whoever needs extra time or like me

Jim: 55:37

I sit in a wheelchair we start wheeling you down this road on the tarmac and I fit down the aisle but we're gonna get them in their

Bobby: 55:45

final thought I need a reduction

Jim: 55:49

a life reduction Yeah,

Bobby: 55:51

a body mass reduction same I'll go with you like caught me up stretch me out Yeah, like quarter

The Miz: 55:57

me like throw away entire quarter Okay, does cover

Jim: 55:59

the lyrics to this summer's whop cut me out and

Unknown: 56:04

will cut me up chop my fat out edenian eat me. Oh, it's eating me.

Bobby: 56:14

Eat all of me for Hilary Duff I feel like um,

Jim: 56:17

Final Thoughts?

Bobby: 56:19

Ms. I'm tired of the fucking goddamn faces tonight.

The Miz: 56:22

Then shut my video off. Yay. He's such

Unknown: 56:28

a nice shot. My video of the faces aren't gonna stop. You need to requests shut the video off. Do

Jim: 56:34

you want to get fisted? Have you been fisted?

Bobby: 56:38

Have you made an appointment to be festive?

Jim: 56:40

Maybe the doctor tomorrow is like would you like to be fisted today that

Bobby: 56:43

I heard that helps with smoking. It does. Put a fucking hand up your ass. You quit. Wow. Wait, is this thing this is like I'm gonna go oh foot up your ass. I'm gonna put a foot up his ass. You ever heard that? You've heard that? Okay, excellent. Final. Thank you. My my final thought is is that I'll put up my ad know when you are fucking recording with your friends, friends. And they fucking want to make fun of you the whole fucking time and then you say something funny and they don't laugh at you on purpose. Because that's the gag. You know what? I don't like it. That's my final thought. My final thought is it's been hot.

Jim: 57:25

It's so what's your final thought? The

The Miz: 57:28

thought is when you're going to say something funny while you're recording with your friends and I don't laugh really reconsider if it's funny. I'm not actually a fan.

Jim: 57:39

I need to go. Like literally so hot in here. My final thought is whether it's the unvaccinated saying like they're only worried about their health and they're not worried. Or it's the Karen's at lunch thinking like the whole restaurant should revolve around them. I just wanted to remember as we're walking around that they are not the main character in this existence like they are not the main care who you are aside but you're just part of this big story you are not it's

The Miz: 58:07

my favorite part about you've ever had. You're welcome. Thank you Jim.

Unknown: 58:12

Good job Jim.

Bobby: 58:15

By now you should be done with your Wendy's baked potatoes Hope you enjoyed make sure you follow us make sure you share us

Jim: 58:22

and suck that sour cream dry get that tube in your mouth and squirt it

Bobby: 58:30

in I see you just fucking chilled me. Is there something else I need to say though now like

Jim: 58:37

as Ray does review on she's not doing well. So calm.

Bobby: 58:43

I know she's so calm. That's like me saying such as Why? Why? Well, so calm. I don't know our website. I'm not actually a fan. That describes me. Well, thank you for listening. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Unknown: 59:12

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