Sucky Ducky

Bobby: 0:05

I know this a lot for you but I feel more real if I'm like choking you out the more you ignore them the more they want you these holes on the highway need filled oh you got to fill those holes you know what I mean? Like fill those holes so Oh god no no

Jim: 0:24

do you like that? Is that good? Is that good for you baby

Bobby: 0:34

it's fine for you. I mean we already did talk about your standards last week that remember that when he said my standards are real low I don't have standards so that make them

Jim: 0:44

they're not low they're not even on for you there's not on the chart like they're not even on

Bobby: 0:48

there's not on the chart now hello everybody welcome to another episode of not well I am Bobby day I am Jim and we are not 14 sheets the when we're probably three sheets the Wyndham we're about to take some Celsius not a sponsor, but that

Jim: 1:06

is not like a drug or anything illegal it is actually an energy drink. Yeah, it tastes like shit kinda but it tastes really bad it's natural. If you water down a five hour energy this is what Celsius tastes like.

Bobby: 1:17

Oh, yeah, nasty. Oh, oh, it is like a fire energy where you just like dump it in your mouth. But they're like, let's make it a jury. Yeah, I'd rather just do a shot. That's what it is. Okay, so I have an update for us. I'm I'm a little bit fucking concerned. And I'm just gonna play it and I want you to

Unknown: 1:34

this is the most beautiful experience our ever experienced in my life. This is fudge and it's heated up fudge. So it's hot. And it's the most beautiful experience you ever experience when you actually eat

Jim: 1:57

lunch Thank you cheese. Who is that? That's our girl. Whoa, girl. That is Brittany. Yeah, playing with hoop on a plane melted Fine.

Bobby: 2:14

i This came up on my feed last night and I almost died I go What in the fuck? And it's so I'm not like a Jamie Lynn Stan or anything but I feel like she at

Jim: 2:26

this point I am. She was

Bobby: 2:29

pushing. This is the greatest thing you will

Jim: 2:32

ever and it's hot. Yeah, I mean, like what are you doing? First of all, as we know I don't eat fudge, but like we've already done

Bobby: 2:41

that. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're weird. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. Melted fudge. And she's like, scooped down it's emotion of the ocean that she's doing that it's like she's like it

Jim: 2:50

he just fuck her honestly, like, she needs to be canceled. I don't know how to like pull that off. It's never

Bobby: 2:58

gonna happen with the way God gave her pain is all about her

Jim: 3:01

eye. And this is where the gaze really is where we this is where we struggle. This is why the straits hate

Bobby: 3:06

this is why Whitney's done. This is because we allowed it to happen because we just were like, oh, it's Whitney. She can just do coke in the bathroom know that

Jim: 3:13

she died in a bathtub with an inch Trotter craft? I think it's heroin but Oh, I thought it was crack. I think she did heroin it passed out and then it was in the bathtub and then boom, crack doesn't make you pass out so much. What if you have enough of it you can you overdose? You would know

Bobby: 3:28

there is no for you. By like the combo button there.

Jim: 3:34

By the way, combo, baby. I don't know which one it is. But that was my first turn of the week. We just have to get rid of Britney. I don't know how again, but like we have to do it. We do. If you have any ideas, let me know. We will

Bobby: 3:48

take any suggestions that you have to cancel Britney. I mean, I love her. Doing it herself though. She might be trying to like she's like how I'm doing how dumb and crazy not following

Jim: 3:58

me. I'm gonna play with Joey.

Bobby: 4:01

That was the motivation for me. Like girl she's like,

Jim: 4:04

Oh, you better be getting fucked from behind why you eat that fudge. If

Bobby: 4:07

you're waiting I think that maybe she is she's like this fudge. I can't blame her because we've all made a video and we've all seen her husband or whoever the fuck he is. Boyfriend. Fiance husband dated baby daddy. I don't know what but maybe she was getting fucked from behind. She's like, Oh, I love fudge. pampering

Jim: 4:25

you ever done that? Getting fudge packed? No, like, even on the phone. Oh, yeah, that's someone while you're getting head. Yeah, it's doing something bad. Yeah. Okay. That's like what Yeah, I love doing that. But

Bobby: 4:38

that's like really hot. It's like kind of awkward. You're like, Hey, what's going on? Yeah. Why below you?

Jim: 4:44

Have you ever like FaceTime someone and then like, while you're just talking with them? Like they're getting flirty, you're getting flirt and then you're like, maybe I'll just jerk off gay. I haven't purse. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Bobby: 4:55

The right button. Oh, that's that's following up. fudge so the fudge fouled up the shit everywhere like this is what this is where we're at with this girl. She's just a mess. She's gonna be our whole soundboard zoom and I love it I'm so bored and it's all just for Instagram like it's fun Yeah. Moving forward Happy Valentine's Day to all you fuckers that people it's Monday so we already happen hopefully you're all single hopefully you guys already broke up with your cuffing season folks and you are on the move to hero spring yep, that's here comes mating season in the spring yeah and then hot girl summer hot girl summers I think it's gonna be fat boy summer it's gonna be fat boy summer again. Always I'm looking at you obese. Here's

Jim: 5:36

looking at you. Yeah, yeah, we need to have it again. I really liked

Bobby: 5:39

my body. Okay, no offense, but like, the more and more I look at myself in the mirror, the more and more I'm impressed. Same I am to like, I just like my body. Like I like being fat. Like the fact that you can stand up is just impressed well, and you know, after a long week of just sitting all day long at my desk doing only the Lord's work of course. I'm sitting there all fucking day long. I'm like No wonder my fat fuck I literally can't leave my desk for for phone calls. 65 emails and like Where were you? I literally got to pee. Don so I did want to mention like, hopefully your Valentine's Day went gray if it didn't who cares? Because it's just a fucking Hallmark holiday years. Now what's really important about this month is that it's black history month and we haven't really mentioned it I just want to say hello to all of our black listeners out there and I really hope why

Jim: 6:28

the way just the way I'm not

Bobby: 6:30

No I'm just like I know I want to recognize like this. We are

Jim: 6:34

is it February I was like has it been last time we recorded it was already barely February so we were not in that and I was like What day is it? Yeah, so like Okay, so we're not too late.

Bobby: 6:44

No, we're not too late but we're not we're not early we're in the middle we want to keep it going we want to keep going so like Sorry we're white yeah sorry that we're why I'm sorry that all my ancestors fucking suck and I really hope that we can continue moving forward even though it seems like we're not doing shit and not doing a good job and to be honest with you we're going backwards in Florida I mean there's just so much going on right now that's just like there's no need to secede from states are just going the wrong direction I have ever just moved to Florida all like the conservative psychopaths just go to Florida I'll never go back you might need to sell that Sarasota house or whatever you Naples

Jim: 7:14

we already did actually even top or a bottom. Neither side I'm aside. You did sell that little condo. Both of them I think so no

Bobby: 7:22

more over a million no more Annapolis, Naples. No more Napoles navels,

Jim: 7:30

none of them Napoles

Bobby: 7:31

nor Naples.

Jim: 7:32

Was that cracked. Oh my dear. So hi.

Bobby: 7:36

I just wanted to say do you have anything you want to say about Black History Month?

Jim: 7:39

That's kind of a loaded question.

Bobby: 7:41

Whenever like I mean,

Jim: 7:42

what do you think at all like Happy Black History Month one Happy Black History Month? I like following minorities my stories because they most like day 10 of Black History Month and then they like have a purge I really like think they're doing great when they're highlighting people that I have never heard of. Of course we haven't. Why would we like we all know Rosa Park we're banning critical race theory. So

Bobby: 8:02

in gay studies, so don't worry, we're just gonna be all white and Christian pretty soon.

Jim: 8:06

Basically teaching history is gonna go back to how it was when we were growing up. Before

Bobby: 8:12

you like Like, honestly, like No Don't Ask Don't Tell again. Like it's happening back to that. Hey, and this is Biden's America where did he get cracked pipes to? I don't know if you heard that whole

Jim: 8:21

fire didn't hear this. But I would like one apparently the like

Bobby: 8:24

administration is giving out like drug kits to the less fortunate and clean Yeah, right. But they there was rumor that there was a crack pipe in there, but there's not it's like crack pipe. It's probably needles. There's like Hyperdia there's like special stuff to clean.

Jim: 8:39

Off swabs. Yeah, I'm gonna test Yeah, like a test

Bobby: 8:42

to make sure it's basically so right so overdose it's an overdose kit base right so getting a one to take these people are racked and so people like I don't get why they're giving so anyway, in my morning meeting it was have you heard that Biden's giving crack pipes and I go or not? I go did you know that was a Fox News story?

Jim: 8:59

I love it that's their thing. Like they're giving out crack pipes

Bobby: 9:02

like you're so concerned they're not remember when you storm the Capitol and you're now you're acting like it doesn't matter but crack pipes. Crack pipes were now hanging Mike Pence was the Mexicans are coming in here giving us crack rock so they're just gonna give us more no shut the fuck

Jim: 9:17

are so misguided. It's sad and this actually brings me into something that I need to talk about okay, because it came up at work and it's just stuck in my mind I have like PTSD it's of course you can probably guess it Trans athletes. Now now the Conservatives if you've ever seen Fox News in the past month, they're obsessed with trans athletes. God knows why I don't but here's their well they hate trans people that's why they hate the whole entire LGBTQ plus

Bobby: 9:50

anyone so I thought was just the tease but I think they don't let me know why didn't hate all member Shepard Smith. He was a fucking gay and now here.

Jim: 9:57

I am. Do a post let them die in the wild. Oh, you're Matthew Shepard during him. Trans athletes. I'm sitting at work and someone I work with starts going off like, I mean, have you seen that man who's swimming for the women's team? And in the blah, blah, blah? And I'm like on university or not? I was like, no, actually, I haven't. I don't really care. I was like, Are you? Is this the first time that you've ever talked about women's swimming in college? Probably? Probably. Yeah. So why are you suddenly Oh, now you're in all these poor girls. They worked their whole life and they were not gonna be able to get scholarships and like, they're already in college, they have a scholarship. What are you talking about? So, here's what I had to tell them because they're like, This is so unfair. We cannot be letting men be women. There's like, no, actually, we can as like, did you know that in the Olympics? They allowed trans athletes in 2004. Now can you tell me one trans athlete who's won a medal right can unit because they're like, Oh, this guy at Penn is dominated like first of all, it's not a guy. It's a woman. Second of all, can you tell me any trans athlete who has dominated before this case in any sport? No.

Bobby: 10:59

Well, there's not one and Okay, so my thought on why are we worried about this? So there's a really good point. Not a good point, Michael Phelps, okay. He came out and said like oh, I don't think it's very fair did it or they've got a genetic advantage or something like that. Like Okay Michael, do you? Yes, he does. Because because people are like your wingspan is longer than everybody else's you have your hands you have flipper feet like you literally are why do you think you want to you do have an advantage you do? Right? So they're like so but your advantage doesn't matter but so anyway, this person but then this person is actually getting tested for hormones and yet and but you're allowed to be wingspan of a fucking

Jim: 11:35

this person went through male puberty. What are you talking about? Okay, now and oh, no, here he goes. Bobby hates the trans

Bobby: 11:44

No, I don't I just think I think it's I'm listening. I I've seen the girl who swims she's a bad girl. She looks like these other girls are like

Jim: 11:53

yeah, I believe it.

Bobby: 11:55

I mean, it is what it is guys is what it is. Ladies and gentlemen and days.

Jim: 11:59

But here's the big problem is it goes into a bigger picture. So like okay, at the elite levels, I understand the concern and they actually do monitor things like hormone everything right? They were up to a year before the activity in the Olympics. Okay, that's very like if there's a political process, it's not just like one day or like I'm a woman and I'm gonna compete in the women's it's not a switch like that. You know,

Bobby: 12:18

it's not like that at all right? There's regulations, rules and regulations. But

Jim: 12:21

the problem is that when you're a kid, especially like sports are not about the competition so much is like being part of a group and having it's about having fun loving the sport, and you're in fifth grade playing soccer. Like who the fuck cares? I'm know, right? It's all these dads are like, my my son's football. Soccer. I

Bobby: 12:39

played baseball, but anyway, well, good. There you have it. There we have it. Look at you. Now. Look at me now. I'm a real fucking winner now. Shut the fuck up. Exactly.

Jim: 12:50

So I just think like, if we're going to start banning trans kids from playing sports, like these lower, especially the lower grades, that's insane. That is terrible to them. If they haven't some of the kids gone through. This is like an advantage and it'll let you to letting someone at that age level play. Like they don't write

Bobby: 13:07

any sports again. Like you said, it teaches teamwork and to 10 year old right? It teaches things that life can't teach but sports scan.

Jim: 13:15

That's beautiful. Well put.

Bobby: 13:16

Thank you. That's very concerning, though. It really I mean, I don't know where we're going. Because of what the Florida thing like I'm really freaked out.

Jim: 13:22

Like we're not even gonna be allowed to talk about it soon. And SRE settings like you're not going to be at school. They're not allowed the don't say gay bill. Like literally you can't say gay.

Bobby: 13:30

I just love it. How?

Jim: 13:31

Nope, don't talk about it. Only parents can talk about it. What Wait, what are we talking about?

Bobby: 13:35

It's like they're trying to reverse psychology the left by like being like, well, we can't say a faggot. But so we're gonna take away their use of the word

Jim: 13:42

and though they say they can like they still say Joe Rogan says the N word on his podcast. Like people say people can say anything. I haven't thought about that as well. People can say anything they want. That's the problem is they don't get it. Well, and that's the thing. I'm being censored. Now. You're not here's the idea. You're not here's a div America though is like, we're gonna go let's go break it back down to freedom of speech. Like,

Bobby: 14:01

I don't care if you call me a faggot. But don't tell me you won't be coming around me. Right? You're not gonna be invited. I'm not gonna be listening to your podcast. I won't talk to you. Right? So have a good day in ways I think it's a little concerning to me that people want to try to cancel Joe Rogan I don't think you should cancel him but I think you should show his true character and then let people decide. You can't you can't force people to not

Jim: 14:22

well here's the other thing though. There is no canceling like which remember, I'm

Bobby: 14:26

done with that. Actually, by the way I can click on Cancel

Jim: 14:29

people on the right are like, Oh my god, the cancel. They're canceling him. No one has been cancelled. There is no canceling. Now, if aware. Now, if a business like Spotify goes, we don't want to advertise for this person. Right? We don't want to lose artists. We don't want to lose integrity. Reimers well, they don't care about money is what? Right? If they're going to lose money, because they keep a person on who the public doesn't like or most people aren't gonna listen to or gonna drop Spotify because he's on there. Spotify is gonna make the right business decision. They're gonna go Alright, we're not going to have you on anymore. That's it. Business. Yeah, so that's not being censored or canceled. That's literally business and they're all about business. Well, that's what's so if the majority of people are like, You're an asshole, we don't like you and we don't wanna listen to you. I'm sorry if a platform doesn't want to pay you to be on their platform. That's business right?

Bobby: 15:14

Well, meanwhile, okay, so here's the deal, though. So if Rogan would have got dropped by Spotify, there was a conservative, this conservative thing was like How come to ours will pay you $100 million? So how is he $100 million to sit there and talk about shit, right? So it's not censored? No. Is the point I'm making you know, and he shouldn't be what he should be though is exposed and if and and people

Jim: 15:34

were let's area the 70 episodes he took off just like that, right? They go. Why can't we hear him? Right? Because they are censoring himself? Oh, no. Oh, no, Spotify probably do it because they need to eat no Joe Rogan pulled them. You can't find them anywhere. on any platform. They're gone.

Bobby: 15:49

Who runs his stuff, though? Do you feel like he still runs his own podcast? No, he has producers. So they are probably like, hey, go into the archives and fucking delete, delete, delete, get rid of I'm ready to delete some of our archives. And by that, I mean, once we get 20 episodes or three episodes on this, yeah. The problem is that you I like people to go go way back. Same, but there's some that I might like unpublish. But then I'm talking people are like, Oh, I'm gonna like started being I was like, Don't skip in some people are actually like, all about like, both of us, because they see us growing or the past 10 Like, that's it. I'll go the past I would go the past 10 Yep, we're at our prime, we're not paying if we're gonna prime now. That means we're gonna be faded soon. Because we're

Jim: 16:25

old. We're old. So But back to the show. So it's not just like listening to them talk about that. Because if they want to have that conversation, that's fine. It's the way they talk about it. They're the person at work was misgendering. every trans person, they're like, Well, man, woman, I hate that. I'm listening to them going like, they've already told you that they're a woman. So you can you can do this. You can call them a woman, you can do it well, and anything goes, well, the person I work with, like, well, he still has his bits of like,

Bobby: 16:51

how do you fucking know? It's what do you mean? balls in his dick?

Jim: 16:54

I was like, Why can't you say genital? Like penis? Like, what's wrong with you bits for you sound like a child. It's retina. And then I had to work with idiot and he is he's a redneck, but I have to work with him the rest of the time. I'm like, the whole shift. I'm like, God, damn.

Bobby: 17:06

So how do you So how in the future? Do we then change the conversation to a potluck? That's where we got to really figure out how to educate people without them feeling like they're being educated, right? Like almost reverse psychology them and be like, Well, why do you feel that

Jim: 17:18

way? Or that's what I said. I was like, so before this, though, like, Was this an issue for you? I literally said, I was like, Can you name other sports where a trans person is dominating the sport? And they were like, Well, no, but I mean, it could. But I mean, like, and then I'm like, Well, if it's been allowed in the Olympics for 20 years, like, I don't see a problem, because that's the highest level the Olympics, like if you were I saw a bunch of right, so called, as you call the men competing in women's sports, wouldn't they be getting gold in the Olympics?

Bobby: 17:46

They want to check to see like, they're not, it's really kind of fucked up.

Jim: 17:51

It's like, why are we obsessed with trans people? And why are we obsessed with genitals

Bobby: 17:55

and like our hormones, like, look at this, look at that, if anything, it's

Jim: 18:01

all about control. It's all about control. And the men want to be in control, but

Bobby: 18:04

it's only with their narrative, because then they'll be like, Oh, Caitlyn Jenner is on the conservative side. So Oh, you'll talk good with her. And, and she'll agree with your points. So then you're like, oh, yeah, she's fine. But we like we'll call her her and she, she, but then they do that man over there that college is like, okay, so like, when it doesn't fit your narrative, you're gonna then just switch up the gears here, honey, and we're on to you, and we're on to you. We know what the fuck you're doing.

Jim: 18:27

That's better. So, yeah, so that's my thing that I had to go through at work. I was like, this is just draining. It's draining to have to like go into work and explain that trans people exist and like that, that they that's it I'm just like, I have to tell you that they exist. Right and that they might want to play sports why Right? Like why why do we have a conversation? Like how did this even come up? Like well, they came up because Fox News is obsessed with it. Fox News and conservatives are also now obsessed with it because that's all that plays they see it over and over like

Bobby: 18:58

they this mother fucking trans man.

Jim: 19:00

That's what they're like, why the boy the other thing the border. They're talking about the border nonstop. I'm like, why are you worried? What are you talking about? You want to talk about the fact that what are you saying? Do you even know? Do you know an illegal?

Bobby: 19:13

No, not everybody's entitled to health care? Okay,

Jim: 19:17

well good cuz no one here has a right like Okay, so like, right? That's the problem and to me

Bobby: 19:23

like I want to talk about something a little bit interesting kind of like okay, it's gonna kind of bring us back together but not with the other side. The other side is loves conspiracy theories, right? No, yeah. So I was trying to figure out why we all love conspiracy theories, because we all have our own like theories on things like for example, there's a few things that I thought of that are really kind of freaky. Like did we go to the moon and if we did go to the moon why can we just shoot a fucking telescope there to see the flag flying there? Dude I'm saying like we do. So does our picture of it Yeah, motors and fucking not there. Honey, on my of it on it right now. Like I could take a telescope. Find the flag right now. Well, it would have to be on the right side of the Moon there is the right. That's the other fucking thing, honey. It's all the same side of the moon. What? Every night when you look at the moon, it's the same side you see every time. Always, it's always that side. What's on the other side? It doesn't spend the other side of the moon. It doesn't spend and Zona fuckin weird to you that that something that orbits something isn't spinning at the same time. Because every other thing because every other thing in the world spins around. It's fucking stars. Yeah, right. So, but moons

Jim: 20:37

don't always

Bobby: 20:38

how's it staying there then? It just is like, gravity. It'd be like me following you around the earth like that. I mean, like that's, I'm saying, but it's like you don't ever see the other side? Is this going to the moon is fake. Sort of like so like, there's when you really think of some things like the moon at the example for me, but like, what is the why? Why are we not going back to the moon? There's nothing there. See, this is but this is what you've been fed? Why is there nothing there? Because it was a rock. It's a rock. Why have we not like drilled into the rock?

Jim: 21:08

Well, they have there's like, evidence of maybe tiny bits of water, but there's nothing really there.

Bobby: 21:13

Why would we try to like if we're so concerned about our Earth now? Why are we going all the way to Mars? Don't we just like hit up on on the moon? There's no atmosphere. There's no atmosphere in Mars.

Jim: 21:23

There is it's very thin, but it could be fed into there's enough gravity there. You could have maybe have an atmosphere maybe. And we need plants first. See? Not enough oxygen. There's no I mean, there's no. But the moon holds on to nothing. That's why you're like six times less gravity on the moon. That's why when you jump and bounce like you go wait. So the only reason we have an atmosphere is because we have trees. Yeah, because we created gases. And then the gases are actually like a layer of protection or? Yeah, the atmosphere is just gas. It's all gas. Water vapor and gases. Oh, no. Do you think the atmosphere was I don't know like a shield? Like a shield though. But it's weird. Radio UV rays? Well,

Bobby: 22:04

maybe this conversation? No, that's radiation. Yeah,

Jim: 22:06

I mean, but what do you see other problem is when you go to Mars or when you're exposed to a lot of solar radiation but

Bobby: 22:12

but that's your thing. Somebody said like you can't leave this certainly we call it like the something belt. Yeah, once you go past that, like severe, right, but going past would be going to the moon. So how do they get to the moon? Oh, it's

Jim: 22:23

like further out from Mars a little bit. Where the sun's rays.

Bobby: 22:26

Obviously, you've done your fucking orbital fucking research because you keep telling me no, no, no, no, no. No. Like, what? Like, every single thing I've said. You're like, yeah, that's just the gases that just like fly up there. Oh, yeah. No, no, that goes past Mars. We didn't have a good atmail Buzz Aldrin. Yeah, I fucked. Um, I mean, it's like, what's what's happening? I

Jim: 22:47

did fuck Buzz Aldrin.

Bobby: 22:48

I would fuck balls over John. Well, John's a local boy.

Jim: 22:52

John, you have to fuck the local. Yeah, honey. Keep it in Ohio.

Bobby: 22:55

Keep him in Ohio. He would in the hall. Speaking of. How's your whole doing? Miles good. But you know what holes aren't good? Are the potholes? and I were going to talk I

Jim: 23:07

was just driving when I was driving. Yeah, club 20. Today, I was like, What the I hit one that I thought I was like, it's done or it's over? Have you ever done that? Like it's over. So people in the south don't get oop, I'm like it's over.

Bobby: 23:20

So what is a potholder? Like, it's when the concrete gets its goes from warm to freezing and then unfreezes or

Jim: 23:25

something? Yeah, so I think it's like because it's is a salt damage it to think so. And so every because we have bad winters, they put their plowing their salt in there.

Bobby: 23:34

So we get these like potholes where like if you get to a pothole hole, so you get to a pothole zone. And you'll see like seven cars put over to the side and you're like, oh, and you're like dodging these. You're praying to God that somebody filled them. But of course, so these holes on the highway need filled Oh, you got to fill those holes. You know what I mean? Like fill those holes. So like, I mean, if there's a gay guy, those holes will be filled. Oh, for sure. We need to get some gay construction workers out there to fill those holes. Ah,

Jim: 24:04

fuck because nothing like a construction. There's nothing like a full hole. Once your hole is filled,

Bobby: 24:09

once it's filled, you're like, oh, okay, like, Oh,

Jim: 24:13

good. You get back

Bobby: 24:15

there. Yeah, I thought and then I thought, I don't know if my friends at home. I don't remember potholes in Georgia. See, I was wondering, I was gonna ask something. Everything's here and not conquered early. There's like something different about the roads in the south versus the North. Oh, yeah. Maybe just the weather. Right? So the weather doesn't damage our roads dump but like pothole like you don't have pothole? No, we don't. So like this is a new thing. So every time I pass them, like still kind of like a weird

Jim: 24:40

climate change. Are there potholes increasing? Because of climate change?

Bobby: 24:44

Well, yeah, because it's expanding the concrete and then it's bringing it back and then expand because if it gets so cold, it tightens up. Tonight we're going into the 20s. So there's water on the road. It's gonna freeze on Tuesday, because everything is just an organism, right? I mean, so like, yeah, a day bunch, your fluxing everything's fluxing right. I'm

Jim: 25:00

always in flux we're all in growth we're increasing or decreasing right

Bobby: 25:03

so as it gets warm as as it warms up that one that's when the potholes come because then it's expanding and then it breaks on a crack then cars hit car hit car hit car hit. Where's it downwards down spreads it out. Spread the whole spread the whole open the whole open the whole that really bid up. Oh my god. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up because people don't understand and the south of this is like

Jim: 25:24

a legit me like a science lesson. Whoa, girl.

Bobby: 25:27

And you know, I'm not even sure that I'm right. I'm not either, but I want it to but I want to feel right. So I think that's it. Like potholes are from humans. I just, yeah, just like with the Knights. What?

Jim: 25:38

Oh, okay. That is really interesting. Very Now, something else interesting that I observed this past week. Yesterday, I was watching a video. And in the video. It started out like just two guys making out. So I'm like, okay, okay, okay, this is cute. So a porno video. It was on him morose? Yep. So, plug, they're just making out and then I'm like, okay, and then the one guy like, goes down on the other and starts eating his ass. I'm like, Oh, this is interesting. Like,

Unknown: 26:13

I've got some fat titties.

Jim: 26:15

He did. And okay, so I'm like, okay, as CDMS normal, like, we're gonna get to penetration soon. Okay. And I wasn't even joking up. I was just watching. Just I literally was like, because I have a subscription. So I felt obligated. Like, if I don't log into this, I'm wasting money. I've got to watch a video. Let me log in. I'm gonna watch, watch. Watch. Right. Okay, so I was watching. And then after just eating the ass, it goes to fist steam. Just like that. Like, whoa, just like I was like, that's some weird looking lube. It looks like Elmers glue. And he was going like this. Oh, and I was like, why is he putting it on his wrist? And then it was just like,

Bobby: 26:49

it makes that noise. Yeah, it's like, it's like something. Yeah, I mean, I could barely I was like, Oh, this is so me. Would you ever fit somebody though? Because I feel like that's something you want to put on your bucket list? I would I just need to, I need to just do it and be done with it. Maybe? Or maybe you like it when it's actually in the hall.

Jim: 27:06

I'm just like, do you feel the heartbeat? Because like, there's blood vessels,

Bobby: 27:09

right? That's what I'm thinking like, can I like tickle the prostate with my finger? Like I grab it? Like, how does that work? Is it process this far end? So like, but is it like underneath way but my question is, is the prostate like a cow in the wall? It's outside of the bowel? Yes. Yes. You can't get it. You're just touching the outside of it. You're never gonna able to grab the prostate. But that's still like, I mean, you're you're taking your colon. Oh, by literally it was up to here that he was in the hole. I mean, you don't even need a colonoscopy.

Jim: 27:35

I just was like, pull up those polyps while you're up there. Pull out the piece of corn.

Bobby: 27:39

That's stuck. You just love the corn situation.

Jim: 27:42

But here's the problem. This wasn't even the most concerning part for me. So the 15 just like started and I was like, Oh, wow. Oh, God. Then after the fiscal knee molded out? No. And then he started fucking him with his dick. And I was like, How does that even happens? Like a hot dog in a hallway? That's like when a woman has a baby.

Bobby: 28:04

And then immediately after back, right? It'd be like immediately after a woman giving birth a guy been like I wanna fuck that position.

Jim: 28:10

Are you in she's like,

Bobby: 28:13

I'm cut open like that's why I was like, so

Jim: 28:15

you got fisted? And now you're supposed to feel a dick and it was a big dick. But like, it's not as big as an arm. Right? So I just don't the timing. Don't you get fucked first and then fist but like,

Bobby: 28:24

I guess I don't maybe for the bottom. It's just but then as the top? Well, I just don't know any Pfister's and I don't we need well, we need to find some festers. Your sister. Yes. No, I was so confused. But I would like to put this table out and let them lay on the table right here. Okay. We'll film you festing for the first time. Okay, great. Hi.

Jim: 28:41

So sorry.

Bobby: 28:42

I'm sorry Pfister's. Now, ladies fisting is when you put your whole house the whole? I don't think they now do that. Yeah. I don't know. What do women get fisted in their policies?

Jim: 28:51

They probably could. I mean, have you seen what they can fit in their baby's head is huge.

Bobby: 28:56

I've ever seen the porn with the Froot Loops. So yeah, that's just inappropriate. That to me is that wow, I could not do that. Like eating cereal out of an asshole. The liquid the I could write like, it's like it's soaking up all those sidewall juice. Oh, stop. Oh, don't want to eat out and ask. Growing up. I'll show me a look noise for In conclusion, though, like, I've no idea I guess until you until you do it. I feel like as the bottom I would love to just get the big one over with and be like, Okay, that's it. And maybe that's it but then I'm wondering, is the top gonna feel as tight or or does it? Maybe the asshole does constrict easier? Probably to squeeze hard. Probably still. Yeah,

Jim: 29:36

that's why that's why I'm like, the tie. I just I feel like you should put the deck first and then fist. Yeah, because otherwise it's like it's gonna be so cavernous when you put the deck in. Like, yeah, cavernous that's the word can't be good for either person. You know, like, I don't feel this and I don't feel this either. Unless you're trying to take three ticks at once. Like, why would you fist before taking a dick? I don't understand. But anyways, so that's What I learned this week?

Bobby: 30:01

Yeah, do you feel like okay, now we talk to you're like, I want to try to like connect these dots. Okay? Okay. So you're talking about being so have you think about this today or not today this week and I was like I'm imposter syndrome while doing sexual acts. And I, this is gonna get deep and it's gonna this but don't you think it's funny that when you're doing sexual acts you automatically go to like, ah, like it doesn't even feel that good but you're trying to like, you've just learned over the years of like, what you should do or how you should be sexy or like, and I feel fake as fuck I'm returning like, oh yeah. Oh, I don't know. Ill like I get so

Jim: 30:40

freaked out can't make those noises because it does. It makes me feel less now like i like it less.

Bobby: 30:46

Right? Like, if I'm gonna fuck you. Let's just say I'm topping I need

Jim: 30:49

to be silent.

Bobby: 30:50

Right if you're going Oh, god. No, no, absolutely. Yeah. Fuck me. I'd like to come without just Just shut up. Honestly, I'd rather just put my forearm onto the back your head and just fuck the shit out of you while you can't even breathe. And here's

Jim: 31:07

DOM top that DOM top. Why don't you become one? Well, I just need to get direction. Yeah,

Bobby: 31:13

I gotta get direction. I gotta get in shape a little bit. I gotta do a fuck you.

Jim: 31:16

No, no man got in shape a little bit. Well,

Bobby: 31:18

I want to be a DOM top. I need to fuck for a long time. And that's

Jim: 31:22

probably topping like people are like, Are you a top? I'm like, Well, how long do I have to lie? Right? So I'm like, Yes, I'm the same way with but I'm not gonna go like for half and like over the top. Okay, or no, it's not. No, I mean, I could that's the problem. Could you have the opposite problem? We can't come.

Bobby: 31:39

But then when you're in my hole, I'm like Hurry up. Hurry up. Oh, yeah. Oh, hurry up. Hurry up.

Jim: 31:44

We'll just aren't made for sex. I'm gonna say I think people aren't I'm

Bobby: 31:47

in for I'm in the I'm I was built for like hands on. Oh, yeah, like solo play group play, but like, optional group play. Like where I can just watch the group or I can come in read jam. Or I can sucky Ducky, but honestly, I just need the options. Lucky Lucky. Lucky that ducky bitch. Yeah, I feel like but do you ever feel like so you were tired? Or syndrome? So like the nipple thing? Really?

Jim: 32:11

I my partner. So like, I'm, you know, getting there. I'm getting on the way. On the way to horniness. Yeah. Or like coming. Okay, this this could happen. Maybe it could happen. It probably won't. But it could. And then you start getting a little nipple rub and then like, oh, yeah, you like that? And I'm like, Oh, God, no. Yep. It's an instant, like bone out of my body. boner killer. Just a noises. Like during sex. Like when I start? Yeah. When I start hearing him going like, oh, yeah, like, and he does that a lot. Oh, that's not a lot. And I'm like, I want to ask I stopped everything. I said, Why are you doing that noise? Because it just feels really good. And I'm like, but for me, I'm like, but are you really liking it that much? Are you are you in control of this?

Bobby: 33:00

Like the feeling then like wins? So I'm like, Oh my God. I feel so like, I feel fake. Gross and fake. Yeah, I'm like, This is not real anymore. Like is is not. That's why I think the DOM top thing is interesting, because I feel like I feel more real if I'm like, choking you out. Does that make sense? Like that's what I really would like to do. Yes. Wow. For all of our bottoms out there, I'm coming to town near here to choke your bitch ass out. I was not ready for this. And I hope I get canceled for that. That's not I'm gonna get a ward. It can't be canceled if you're nothing.

Jim: 33:31

Oh, my client. Um, oh my god. We want to do or we add more.

Bobby: 33:38

I do too. But do you want to do like our listener question? Yeah, I'm gonna fill that in. Then we'll do file link guy. Uh,

Unknown: 33:47

oh. Yeah, that's it.

Bobby: 33:49

Oh. Where did I put it? Yes. Oh, God.

Jim: 33:54

Fuck. We should just do like a half an hour of us making these noises that we hate. Okay. You like that baby? Oh, like that baby. If he says that to me, I'm like, No, I know. You like that baby. Oh, don't at all. Not one bit. Do you like that? Is that good? Is that good for you, baby? No, not no, it's actually not anymore. It was right like it was when you were just now you are you can be like a little aggressive. But I don't like the whole like a little but not like, ah, oh fuck, no. Oh, that. No. That ends it

Bobby: 34:26

seeing them when I'm on bottom. I'm like, Hey, love your car. I'm doing the same thing. I hate.

Jim: 34:31

I did that though. Because it works on me. Yeah. When I'm like, oh, yeah, come for actually. Oh my god. Yeah, like come for me.

Bobby: 34:39

Now. We need to take a vote who's the who's the owner on purpose and who's the owner? That's they like because they like it. Natural. Right?

Jim: 34:46

I'm on purpose. I'm on purpose. I have to come to my house. And I'm like, good. Did you Okay, are we done? I'm gonna go. Are you done? Okay, I'm gonna go downstairs.

Bobby: 34:57

I'm going back to play my PlayStation. Yeah, like oh,

Jim: 34:59

I pause the game while we're playing now. Would it be possible for me to fall asleep while you start?

Bobby: 35:06

I actually suggested that I was like, if you want to fuck me while I'm sleeping, maybe it'll be better for me. Put me on propofol and fuck me.

Jim: 35:14

And this is our listener Question of the week. Hey, Bobby and Jim loving the show and wanted to see what you thought about having a huge issue with texting anxiety while dating. I'll start by saying that I don't like game playing. I also don't like how formulaic dating can be. But I know there's something to be said about not being the only person putting in an effort to communicate. I have been seeing a guy for a few weeks, we've had three successful dates as well. We've owned up to having feelings for each other, but I can't seem to shake anxiety when it comes to texting. I hate texting. As I've gotten older. Male 31 years old, I've realized how risky it can be. It's much harder to explain yourself or convey emotion through text messages. After years of dating and relationships. I still get nervous when sending a text. Should I wait for him to text me? Are we talking too much, etc. How do you overcome or manage these feelings? Evan?

Bobby: 36:04

Evan, Evan Evan Rachel Wood.

Jim: 36:07

I love her. No. Oh my god, I forgot that. That's her name. She doesn't have to taxi anxiety. She's about us.

Bobby: 36:15

I have a major problem.

Jim: 36:16

I can't do it.

Bobby: 36:17

I hate it. I'm

Jim: 36:18

so anxious. I'm like, did they read it

Bobby: 36:20

yet? And I shot Yeah, and I actually hate Yeah, that whole game is I don't think it's really pleasant for anybody. Unfortunately. I don't think anybody's Good. Well, I'm sure there are people that are good at it. I think some people are playing game again this goes back to are you a moaner Are you? Are you a pleasure?

Jim: 36:36

Are you the one texting all the time and and

Bobby: 36:39

I'm assuming you are the one that's moaning because you don't

Jim: 36:42

like not because you like it? Right? You're the one doing it to like get the other person correct the one texting you're like reaching out like hopefully they'll read you. Did you want to hang out

Bobby: 36:51

Tuesday? Hey, remember that time when we were talking? Uh oh. How are you though?

Jim: 36:55

How was your day to day can't can't and that's what I'm usually that person

Bobby: 36:59

and it's like same last it's exhausting to be either one but it's more gentle you to me it's exhausting to have to read we call that the reach router the router the router rounder. Yeah, so like, we're all sitting over here waiting for your fucking text back and you guys are out gallivanting around doing tough matters and doing all this bullshit. Not calling back not texting and being like, hey,

Jim: 37:16

hey, I was busy all day.

Bobby: 37:17

I'm like, where are you?

Jim: 37:19

You didn't have your Sorry, Daddy, right? Not one. You can

Bobby: 37:22

text when you're shitting. You can text when you're at the urinal. You can text when you're I mean,

Jim: 37:25

I'm literally like they're checking baseball scores while they're peeing at a urinal one hand on their deck one hand with their phone out, and they can't you can

Bobby: 37:32

say, hey, everything's going good. I'm busy today. I'll talk to you I work.

Jim: 37:35

That's the problem with waiting for men to text back. That's why is there certain men who are not the text or reach routers?

Bobby: 37:41

This was my biggest problem. This is when I found Michael. I made it a point to be like, like Michael almost over shares information. And that's what I get though, because I wanted more. Okay, good. I wanted to know where you were, I wanted you to call me and tell me you're coming home. And now I'm like, you're almost home. Like just but I would have loved that. In the dating process. Because dating process is different. Once you find your person. You're kind of like, okay, like I'm in a place where I don't get a text from my man. We text each other like so fake. Well, not really fake what to say Have a good day. I'll see you later. Have a good day. Love you. I don't And then it'll be like, Oh, I fucking hate this word responses because he's not gonna text. Now we do share where it'll scores. Now. It's

Jim: 38:19

embarrassing. I would keep that to myself.

Bobby: 38:22

Do you do Wordle? No. That's embarrassing. I would admit that to yourself.

Jim: 38:28

You think I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon now? Oh, let's let's try to spell a five letter word. How many five letter words are there on this game? We'll end.

Bobby: 38:36

There's actually enough to do. They said 30 years worth of words. Yeah, so it's not gonna end honey. For fuck sake. Yeah. And actually, there was a story about an old lady and they were like a seven letter word. I would like that game. Yeah, the fives are hard. It's hard. But I've started words that I use, but I

Jim: 38:53

believe in you. You and they scientifically found the best start award. It's crane. CRA and he is the best word to start with every time I do trade. And I do love you're looking for trade. I do lucky that there's a why in this comment. Like, that's a little weird. But I don't like that. And k is not common letter. I would go with crane. When I say Santa, I mean, this was a computer that did this. So it's crazy. So you've done the research on Wordle. But you just haven't played well. I read a news article about using computers to mathematically picture. I know this a lot for you. But

Bobby: 39:28

of course, you know the backdrop of like what's an

Jim: 39:29

atmosphere? Honest one?

Bobby: 39:31

Yes. That Oh, you know,

Jim: 39:33

what if gaff now, ma'am.

Bobby: 39:39

So back to Evan,

Jim: 39:40

I need to talk to Evan because yeah, tell your thoughts I haven't didn't really mention in here is that he's just mentioning anxiety, though. He's like, there's something to be said about not be the only person putting an effort to communicate. I'm getting from this that the person he's with is not putting in that correct. And that's going to be a problem not just in texting, but also and here's why. You're gonna figure out if it's just a tech scene or is it with the guy in relationship because you need to ask them and tell them about your anxiety. That's what I do. I said, this is something for me. If you can answer a text, like once a day, I would really appreciate that it would make me feel like you're also in in on this. And if it's been three weeks, and you you've also admitted, you guys have feelings, like you can talk about this. It's not too early.

Bobby: 40:23

It's never too early to give what you need. Ask for what you need, get what you need, get what you need, but like you need to communicate what you need. You have to assume that they know that these men are clueless. I mean, I'm telling you, I sweat so Michael knows. And when he doesn't tax like when he was in residency, and he would work in the morning or he would work overnight, and then I wouldn't get a tax. It'd be like, I'm so sorry. I meant to text you. I just like he like he just knew that I needed that. That was my knee. I hadn't realized

Jim: 40:50

you were this desperate and crazy, but that's fine with you. Um,

Unknown: 40:54

so. Whoa, girl speaking.

Jim: 40:57

I'm glad you got I'm glad you got your text. Like,

Bobby: 41:00

seriously though? No, I was like a fucking freak about it. I'll get it free.

Jim: 41:03

If you didn't get a text every day. I have gone five days without talking to my partner. Like I'm on vacation

Bobby: 41:12

while I'm on vacation. It's usually like hey, hope you had a good day like it was. Oh, you don't even do that?

Jim: 41:17

No, like those days without a text. Oh, wow. I thought you were a assume everything's fine.

Bobby: 41:23

Sure, but like you don't check in on each other like, hey, hope you had a great day. No interest every day. That's your person like that you're sharing your life with so yeah, every day, but when the life is the same every day. It's like there's nothing better. There's plenty to show on your vacation. Like, oh my God, look at this picture of dita. Well, I

Jim: 41:38

post them so he can see he just

Bobby: 41:40

finally got Instagram. So Honey, this is you're just making excuses for not texting your partner.

Jim: 41:44

I don't want to text. Okay, and that's fine. Don't tell Evan. Evan,

Bobby: 41:49

it gets better. Everybody says

Jim: 41:54

you're gonna find your person and they're gonna

Bobby: 41:56

say so to me. You're also giving me the vibe that this guy is not communicating the way that you need. But you're trying to like almost blame yourself and be like, Oh, we're both stupid, clumsy, but just really is it? No, you have a need. That's not being made. Yes. And I anxiety. It's actually you need this in order to function and it's okay. Admit it, do it and be done. Maybe he needs to you to back the fuck up a

Jim: 42:16

little bit. Okay, I would say like, is it even anxiety? Or is it just nor is this even a relationship? Ivan? Well, no, it's

Bobby: 42:22

only three weeks. But I mean, I mean, it's only three dates in a few weeks, like past few. I mean, like, this could be anywhere from six weeks to three weeks. I mean, like, it's not a three week range. It's not working. It's just not working. Evan, I'm sorry. You need to just end this now. How

Jim: 42:36

did we get to this August feel like it started with just like he's trying to figure out like, does he need a break up? That's because you have anxiety about texting. This is Yeah, well, you

Bobby: 42:47

know, it's bringing me back like right God no. Better off done. Cuz if you're not

Unknown: 42:52

getting it out. I'm not you are insane.

Bobby: 42:55

I've been right back in a couple months and tell us how it's going. I need the cricket. I've got some titties you need to I mean, I'm the editor. I know what the fuck I'm doing. Oh. It never stops. So thank you. Thank you for writing in but sorry that you didn't hear progress. You needed to end it or you know ended haven't been well, or you need to have a fucking honest conversation. That's all so I said earlier, it's fine to me. If you're writing to me, you're writing people to like help you then you really aren't on the right. I mean, I cut this out. You know, I'm leaving it. You should always write us though. Oh, you've

Jim: 43:39

literally just shat on Avid you ended his relationship and then you blamed him for writing that I'm like you're

Bobby: 43:44

a pussy as a business or running a podcast for advice. You're asking to middle aged fucking assholes. Are you middle aged? Yes.

Jim: 43:51

Are we middle aged? Yeah,

Bobby: 43:52

I thought I was like more 40s Oh, we're

Jim: 43:54

fucking middle aged. It's

Bobby: 43:56

terrible. Okay, well, sorry, Ivan for that. I mean thank you, Evan.

Jim: 44:03

Thank you so much and it'll be okay.

Bobby: 44:05

Don't I'm just being dramatic as they always say it gets better honestly. As they say it gets better I love Oh, it never does. But we're looking for we're taking away gay.

Jim: 44:14

I can't say gay at school. No, you

Bobby: 44:16

can't say gay or no it's really fucked about that those the teachers know they have they have to report that you're gay. If they find out you're gay. That's a call your parents

Jim: 44:24

which is called outing which can lead to suicide. Yeah, murders like think of these crazy religious parents in Florida. They're gonna kill him. The Everglades are there so that's real easy to stump a bomb. There are like invasive species like bogus structures that

Bobby: 44:37

dump that body in there and it's gonna get eaten it how

Jim: 44:39

do you know this?

Bobby: 44:41

I've seen a couple movies. One in particular is called bully. Check it out. Not the reason bully. It's another thing Brad Renfro says in it. And that is Oh, he's so fun. He's a blonde. He's pink.

Jim: 44:53

So hot to you. Okay.

Bobby: 44:56

Okay, I'm just gonna play this video. I thought it was very interesting.

Jim: 45:00

Oh, you're so fucking you're doing the fudge thing again. I'm

Bobby: 45:03

not it's another one that's like, it's kind of incredible, but it's also like, oh no. Yeah, it's gonna be rough. Ready?

Jim: 45:11

It's always like, it's always like, yeah, of course girls are gonna go for like jati spells because he like has a motorcycle it is like super in shape. But like, there's like nice guys who honestly, like have a lot to offer that they would like never.

Unknown: 45:23

I mean, I hate that I'm gonna even tell you this, but like, I think that you feel like you have a lot to offer. And please take this the right way. Sure. You don't hard to see a great way to take that. Like, what are you doing to work on yourself to make yourself more interesting and attractive? Like, are you just thinking that women should like change themselves and lower their standards in order to date? Oh, I'm saying this to you now because like, why? I really think it will help you even though it's very helpful.

Bobby: 46:05

So I saw this on tick tock and I was like, how do we

Jim: 46:08

feel about that? I feel like it's 100% accurate. I have met so many people who have this victim complex of like, no one wants to date me even though I I'm a really nice guy. I've heard this a lot. I've talked to guys about this where I'm like, Well, yeah, but like you're also really fucking weird. And that you don't know how to communicate with people. And when we go out like you're quiet like, yeah, like you might be an introvert but there are ways that you could still express yourself. Why are you not on here? Now so I just I know a lot of I know a lot of guys who are like they think they're this nice guy. And they don't know why girls want I had a lot of friends in undergrad like girls don't want to date me girls just don't want to date me. I'm I'm like such a nice guy like, Well, what do you do? That would make a girl want to date you? What have you. When when's the last time you got off the couch and didn't play video games all Friday night? When's the last time you put yourself out there? When's the last time you had an interesting conversation with someone?

Bobby: 47:00

I don't know. That's all about looks. It's more like your personality. Not about looks but there is a little bit of grooming that might need to go for grooming or like if you if you look like you got I feel like today Osama bin Laden like I do right now, it might be problematic, but I also take you know,

Jim: 47:13

yeah, you don't need to but like I'm telling you like the single guys like going out. I'm like, if you're always going out in gym clothing. Why would a girl look at that and go oh, yeah, and I don't my style. I

Bobby: 47:24

don't want to speak for those who are just don't get it. But can you I mean, think about this if there's 10 guys at a bar. Yeah. And all 10 guys are being so nice buying this girl drinks one girl. Let's just say one girl 10 Guys, though. Nice, guys. Okay, and not even ugly. Like, regular average. Yeah, maybe some really hot ones. Your average Joe, but they're nice. They're just gonna Oh, here's the next guy walks in and totally ignores this girl and talks to his friends who she want to fuck. Not the nice guys who are giving up all this shit and saying here's a drink. Here's a drink. She wants to fuck the guy who's not paying attention to her. Really?

Jim: 47:55

Yes. That's how it works. I got a woman.

Bobby: 47:59

No, but I mean as a gay man, like attracting men. Yeah, I that's how you attract the, the more you the more you ignore them, the more they want you. So you're more of a chaser ever happened. You're a chaser. That's why you're a chaser. You're the one that's trying to go after somebody. Whereas, like, if somebody doesn't talk to you, it annoys you even more secretly.

Jim: 48:18

Well, I'm not chasing them, though, to always have some numbers talking to someone. Sure, sure.

Bobby: 48:22

But I'm just saying it's not all about sex. Oh, I was like, I don't know what you're talking. No, I'm saying just in general, like as a cheat like, as a chaser. Now you got me all fucking thrown and flustered.

Jim: 48:32

I know, I don't know what you're talking about. Because you always

Bobby: 48:35

get turned back. You're like, it's not just dick or I don't know. Like, I'm just trying to think

Jim: 48:41

what is happening? I

Bobby: 48:42

don't know. I think I'm stroking right now. But also, what do you do about the chase, though, like women, and I think mostly people who attract men or whoever wants to date a man, a man is usually the one that's being aggressive and trying to get to his female or his male or his day. I'm serious in nature. That's how it is, though. When most of the time in nature, the male has to impress the female in some way, and attract that female in some way. Sometimes when you just gonna fuck her and not talk to her again, she wants it more than she does from the guy who's just gonna keep buying your fucking drinks and talking to God and ear off. So you might be nice, but you're not interesting. And you're not intriguing what

Jim: 49:21

you're trying to get. Are you trying to get a relationship or just sex? Because if you're just trying to get sex, maybe that's true. But if you want a relationship, I don't think doing that. It's going to make the girl be like, oh, I want him forever. I want him to be my husband. We're gonna do we're gonna have to do a survey. Okay, Holy Trinity. Okay, we're gonna have to survey the people at Holy Trinity are gonna agree with me. I'm just just, they're gonna want the nice guys. Yeah, look at the crowd. Read the room. Honey. I'm gonna read the room. We're gonna we're gonna I'm serious. We're gonna fucking do this or not people. We're not in New York City. Like this is not honey.

Bobby: 49:49

Oh, no, not a nice guy. Probably. So every time I've been the nice guy, it doesn't work but I'm you. This is what I'm saying. It works great for me. Well, until The goods are past the bits are tickled once the bits are tickled, it's next.

Jim: 50:07

I'm on to the next and that's true. Thank you Next, like, Okay, well, that was fun. Um,

Bobby: 50:11

usually I come and go. So anyway, I thought was very interesting though, because that girl was being very honest. Brutal, brutally. But I don't know. Do you think it was rude? Or do you think that it was like,

Jim: 50:21

I was like, how did that get into you talking about chasers and stuff like what does that tie in? Because

Bobby: 50:26

what I'm saying is if there was 10 Nice guys buying you drinks and one hot guy comes in that wears a leather like is like kind of a bad boy. Like that's why there's that bad boy vibe. Like somebody who you know you shouldn't be with. Yeah, you are more attracted, when I cast him. Exactly. Whether you want to fuck him, whether you don't want to fuck him whether you want to whatever you want to do with him. That person is going to be more interesting to you than the guys right here who have been so nice all night long being like, Oh my God, let me take your jacket. She doesn't want to we don't want our jackets taken. We want to get fucked. And that's the tea. And that's the tea, honey and that's on God, period. But you can take

Jim: 51:00

my jacket also. But here I want a bow. And here's why I'm Polly because I need someone to take my jacket and I need to get fucked. And you need a fuck. So I need both. I need it. Like, I have someone taking my jacket and I also am going to go off and get fucked. So you

Bobby: 51:13

just you just cracked the system. I've cracked the cyst. I found a nice guy. Yep. But you're also gonna still get fucked by the bad boys.

Jim: 51:20

Exactly. Okay, I like that. It works. That's

Bobby: 51:22

that works for me long as the nice guys okay with it. Yeah. Which how nice Are you? That's what you need to fix. Right? How nice Are you? Oh, nice. Ask your ask yourself.

Jim: 51:30

How nice are you? I'm not nice. Here's something else. I mean, I just want to point out to everyone I know, we always think of ourselves as like a good person. Like, we're like, we're good. I'm a good person, because I did this and this. And then like, and that person is a bad person. Everyone you know, is both a good and bad person. Mostly bad. I know, I have done things that are so bad, that I can't even tell people about true. And often they come up in my mind when I'm like, you know, laying down going to bed. But

Bobby: 51:59

when you're supposed to be like resting your mind, but yet, you're like, Oh, that

Jim: 52:03

was really, but I just like I think people need to get used to being bad and good. And not judging other people or like that person's a bad person. Now they're probably good to just like you, you're allowed to be bad. And maybe they've done some bad things. You've also done bad things. Hmm. You have you. Like, have you done things that you like really would not really even want to talk about? Oh, absolutely. Your partner, per se. Oh, now we're getting quiet.

Bobby: 52:28

No, I'm just thinking of like examples of like, what? What would be so like, or like something that you've done? Yeah, there's stuff I wouldn't tell you.

Jim: 52:37

I knew it. Well, dirty, free. No, it's

Bobby: 52:39

not about sex. I'm just saying like, doesn't have to be about sex. It could be anything. I could have fucking murdered somebody. I didn't tell you. I didn't.

Jim: 52:45

Yeah, people are bad. And that's okay. I think you're a bad person, but like you do good.

Bobby: 52:49

Well, you know, what's really crazy is that you realize that everybody's out for themselves. And everybody has an agenda. And usually you're just like part of their agenda to get something else that they want. So like, and everybody does it everybody though. That's like, what like,

Jim: 53:01

I think people do that if they're not friends. True. Even if your friends you do it to a degree but like, I think with friends that you're like, I'm actually going to try to help this person, right? Church. Oh, it's like, suspend that where you're like, there's some people you just use on there. Some people literally like, I'm their friend, like I get to be their friend, I can meet this person that they can get me to that person. So you're almost like, they have a lot of parties. Like don't invite me and I'll meet other people, and then I'll be able to like leave that out with them. That's bad, but it's good, but it's bad or they know that cute guy, but that's what makes it look around. Okay,

Bobby: 53:28

right. The bad guy. Not the nice one that's inviting you over to the party. But the one that you want to fuck, that's nature. The Nice Guys. You're such a fucking Maddie. I am and I'm Cassie.

Jim: 53:38

You're not Cassie. I'm fucking care Maddie. And I'm Cassie. You're the one who gets abused. And then I'm the one who cleans up the mess and swoops in. I hook up with all my friends. Friends are like, you know this. I don't know why

Bobby: 53:50

you like I know. But I like I hate Maddie. I

Jim: 53:53

think of all the friends. I

Bobby: 53:54

mean, I'd seem classy on your foria But I am probably Maddie

Jim: 53:57

I guess. Friends Friends and it gets so bad. Yeah.

Bobby: 54:01

Oh, do you? Like is that something you need to like address or talk? I don't think so. You're just gonna keep doing it and not worry about it. Why? Why does it bother me? Well, yeah, you're the one backstabbing and betraying your friends.

Jim: 54:14

I mean, betrayed. Like, you're all bad people. It's like,

Bobby: 54:19

so it's fine. It is what it is. We're all about people to a certain extent. But I also think like even the nicest people that you know, they're really shithead I

Jim: 54:26

know so many. I know. I've met I heard like nice people. And I'm like, Oh, they're just so nice on like, he did what honey, honey. So this is something that I really need to be brought back and I

Bobby: 54:39

Oh, am I reeling you in? So my customer

Jim: 54:44

I, I think this is like Wednesday of this week. I was just like walking around the house. And like, I was imagining saying this to someone and I want this phrase to come back. Remember the phrase, sue me. Like you piss someone off and then they'd be made BLNR you're just like, sue me. Yeah, I want that phrase back. It was like early 2000

Bobby: 55:06

That's like the original canceling. Like because here's sue

Jim: 55:09

me.

Bobby: 55:09

Oh, oh well well you yeah well there's a lot of racist people it'd be like well I'm from the south that'll be like oh don't don't do that to them they'll sue you.

Jim: 55:18

What is this? Oh is this another generation saying hate white peep I

Bobby: 55:22

know I'm telling I've never heard that. Oh, I have in Georgia I have oh you fucking you can go if you do that tobot person you're gonna get sued. They're gonna say yes

Jim: 55:32

I haven't been around like Well everybody dances around this silly racist people in a while so

Bobby: 55:39

a lot of I haven't either but I think a lot of it I think a lot has changed since like when I when people say that they had in the past when I was growing up I don't

Jim: 55:46

want the phrase to be brought back but I like the idea of saying that to someone like if they're mad at me be like sue me. See and why don't you sue me? Mom She sue me assuming such like a it just takes me back to a time when like I had a Caboodle and like people were saying like things like sue me. Like you just want

Bobby: 56:03

to go back to the nine days.

Jim: 56:05

I everyone does. Gen Z's outfits Gen Z is literally like you you're like me I am I'm a I'm a freak. I like Nirvana I like you

Bobby: 56:14

Assam been lot of fat Assam been lotta because he was tall but chunky. He didn't eat very much. Well not watching those videos used to scare the fuck out of me when they found the videos in this compound. I was like, ah, like any scared me so oh my god. Scary. Scary. He was super tall. He's like six eight, I think or six six.

Jim: 56:31

What if you like happened to just look like him? Like you're in today's time. Like you're just like, you know, you look like a sama Bin Ladin?

Bobby: 56:39

Osama Bin Ladin. It's like like, oh, no, do I? Well, I feel like I'm getting like a salt and pepper beer. Now

Jim: 56:47

you have a Muslim beard because it's always like the more puffy down the below. Yeah. That's a Muslim beard.

Bobby: 56:53

I know cuz I might be going Muslim. Okay,

Jim: 56:56

I support you. Thank

Bobby: 56:57

you. i You shut up. Thank you. I want to play something really quick. Okay, I have a lot of I told you I had a lot of videos. Yeah, go ahead. This is from a mayor and an Ohio town. Okay. And this is where my aunt lives. This is where I go every Thanksgiving by the way.

Unknown: 57:11

Additionally, if you open this up to ice fishing, while on the surface, it sounds good. Then what happens next year to someone come back and say I want an ice shanty on Hudson springs park for X amount of time. And if you then allow it to go like fishing with shanties then that leads to another problem. Prostitution now you got the police chief police department involved what just data points to consider

Bobby: 57:42

now in the video everyone's looking at him like shanties. I'm not in favor of shanties What the fuck is he talking about? What in like far are we? Well once you get those that fish smell over by the ice, then you're gonna put the all over

Jim: 57:57

like what does he not realize what ice fishing is? You don't know. He

Bobby: 58:01

thinks that people need shacks for that. Then when people have shacks they're gonna prostitutes why

Jim: 58:05

it's freezing cold in there. It's you're on a frozen lake.

Bobby: 58:09

First of all, you're in Hudson, Ohio. Now let me tell you about Hudson Ohio. Well, that's that's, that's my grandparents are buried.

Jim: 58:15

God bless Hudson.

Bobby: 58:17

It's very Hayneville bill it's very rich library. That's what makes it really interesting. Like prostate eat like, you don't even know your gas station looks like a fucking house. There. McDonald's there is it's like, they're like, bricked up and shit. Like it's not like oh, so it's like Dublin, kinda but like even more. It's fucking crazy. It's fucking crazy.

Jim: 58:37

So he thinks there's gonna be prostitutes. While people are ice fishing.

Bobby: 58:41

Yes, that they're gonna get shanties. And once they get the shanties out there the next year they're gonna say why can we have prostitutes on the eyes? He and I mean this the guy next to him is like, a dog in the video you like I'll post

Jim: 58:52

it like I just I know. I don't have time. I don't have time for bullshit. That's the thing is like that's in an official meeting, a government meeting.

Bobby: 59:00

This is what I'm saying. This is what scares me. These are the people we're dealing with these this is the people that we trust with our fucking like this person was elected. This was elected and creates like potentially law proves laws and shit. Like, like, what? Well, there's been prostitution if you get those fish out there. Once those men smell fish, they want pussy.

Jim: 59:19

And it does. I mean, I don't know if it does. I don't either. Actually. I really don't know. I'm trying to think the last time I caught a whiff of a pulse. Yeah.

Bobby: 59:32

I don't know what they smell like. If I'm being honest

Jim: 59:35

listeners if you could write a message. I think they generally smell a little acidic like a yogurt. Oh, not like the consistency of yogurt. But like, just a little like, you already like acidic, I guess is the word. I don't really know. Lemon juice.

Bobby: 59:56

I always thought it was more like you know the trees that bloom in the spring. Now they only have those in the south we'd like that feel like they kind of smell like calm. Why? But with but like with a spice Okay, spicy calm is a vagina like a spicy lime. Calm smell yummy. Like it's not bad but it's not necessarily good. It sounds like a new nachos

Jim: 1:00:17

flavor a Taco Bell it is and I would eat it. It is now

Bobby: 1:00:21

No. Diverse next. I do want to have our Twitter clip of the week. Okay, let's go

Jim: 1:00:29

okay oh fuck you folks. What is that? Since you Jack I seen I was making those noises ah, guess what? I wasn't coming. I still got that tasty lips these have to wire straight guys pretending to have gay sex. I like this room is so weird to me to lay still in the taste of your butthole or snow but lips on my mouth. What about lips? Is that actually a hole like the outside of the hole? That's just the butthole this is like, God, it's sick. Then that goes like oh

Bobby: 1:01:25

yeah, people come like that. I hate commerce. Like why do people do that? Oh, have you ever seen anyone that come in? They can't like function like my axe. It freaks me the fuck out. I

Jim: 1:01:37

actually like that was part of the reason I was like, I don't we're not gonna after seven months. I was like, I can't do this anymore. The worst kind of like absolutely eyes back of his head like, oh, I mean, like, I'm just sitting there like, was it? I'm like, Yeah,

Bobby: 1:01:51

I'm like, Are you having a heart attack? He's like, Yeah, that little twitch the Twitch.

Jim: 1:01:56

I like meanwhile I'm like that's hurting my deck like can you not move that much like Oh, while I'm inside you. I just this is goes back to the sound but this right

Bobby: 1:02:06

here is right so that Twitter is like that Twitter right there is like what's untranslated Shan Shan Shan say? Imposter syndrome, your your ear and posturing that your bit you're not you are not coming like that.

Jim: 1:02:21

And they are imposter in that you are that you're coming like that in you are not coming like that. I've got some fat titties. Like,

Bobby: 1:02:30

I mean, I'm sorry. Are you really going to go into a Twitter room be like, ah, ah, oh. Oh, like, I almost like wish I could replay it. But I'm not going to go in a pro. Yeah, I tasted your butthole lips. Like, like but lips like that's not a hot statement to say. Calm? No, not at all. What you could say to be hotter. Like, oh, man, I still taste I still taste your whole in my mouth. Or like, I still I still can think of how good your whole tastes. So anyway, that's that's what I got for the week. I had a lot. I had a lot of clips. I had a lot a lot on the blog that

Jim: 1:03:05

I just wanted to share the existential dread of the week that I had again, it has so consciousness now we're going into what? existential dread? We know. So last night, I was talking with my partner and I'm like, try to have a deep conversation. And it didn't go now. Because he's not someone who has deep he's not a deep, and I found that out. Like he could not do it. So what happened was we were at dinner. And I saw this like younger couple probably like early 20s out for Valentine's dinner. So it was cute. It was like oh, look, I'm they're really like their relationships. And the guy was really attractive. Okay, but he's like, early 20s. So it's like,

Bobby: 1:03:44

don't like you and jump on that deck.

Jim: 1:03:47

Okay, but this is what I was saying. So I'm like, Okay, well, he's kind of hot. But like, Am I more attracted to the fact that it's like a cute, they're having some awkward, right? It's like a cute day. And I just think they're cute. Like, all like, look at them a different part of life. And like that is so adorable. Or was I like he's attractive and hot, and I would have sex with him. So I started asking him like, Well, what do you think it's going to be like when we're 60? And you look over and see like a couple in their 30s? Like, are they going to still be sexually hot to you like, or is it just like, Y'all remember when, like that type of feeling? Because right? I saw it like I was like, early 20s Like, I'm so far removed from them. Like I don't even like remember really? And so I might my question to him was like, What do you think you're gonna How do you think you're gonna see the world when you're 20 years from now? 60 What do you think you're seeing how you're gonna see it? And he was just like, I don't know. I guess we'll see. I'm like no, but like think about it. Now. How are you going to be them because how I am guilty. I told him I said how I am now is not how I saw the world when I was 20 at all. It's I have a totally different worldview. And I don't I'm trying to like when I fully remember it and think of how I thought back then. Yeah, I was totally different person. Totally different. Right? Right. Like not just

Bobby: 1:04:59

like everything. My thing that freaks me out about this is Do you feel like our egos have so convinced that our generation is the best generation that you almost follow your generation? As far as like, I don't want to ascribe this and make sense. Don't even worry about that. How like everybody thinks that their generation is the generation. So like, when you're going through life, like I notice things that people are going through in my life currently, like so when you see commercials. Oh, I can relate to that. Well, that Yeah. But that's like marketing, obviously. And that's like, how it works. But like, but you always are concerned with your

Jim: 1:05:29

Yeah, your age group. And

Bobby: 1:05:30

you're like, within the title. This

Jim: 1:05:32

is what I was telling him. I'm like, so when you were 20 years old, I'm like, think back to when you were 20. Did you find 40 year olds attractive? He said, No. And I said, but right now, when you're 40. You look around and see 40 old men, you think they're attractive? Right? Why?

Bobby: 1:05:45

Right? keeps following you.

Jim: 1:05:47

It's always a 40 year old guy you're looking at but like you didn't think they were attractive. 20 years ago, now they are hot. Now when you're 60? Are you going to look at six year old men? And he was like, I don't know. I guess when I'm 60. We'll see. I'm like, but think about it. Now. I'm like, trying to like do the thought. Because if you're when you're 60 or you're gonna find six, you're

Bobby: 1:06:04

attractive. Well, we're really willing to about life, like not just attraction, but like, how you look back and be like, What a fucking idiot. They have no idea what's going on. But when you're in that moment, you know exactly what the fuck is going. Even say even as a 37 year I'm like, Yeah, I got this fucking figured out. And then five years from now I look back and you're like, wow, what the fuck was

Jim: 1:06:20

20s were like, What the fuck? I look back at like, my 20s anymore. I'm like, Oh, they feel like they were fun. I'm like fun. You didn't know anything? Right? Foreign

Bobby: 1:06:29

idiots. Like you were complete? Like you kind of don't aren't, you're not really prepared

Jim: 1:06:34

to talk about anxieties like Evan was saying in the question of the week. Yeah, I was like that on everything, though. Not just texting. In my 20s the anxiety was like not

Bobby: 1:06:42

Yeah, you still have a little I don't know if it's OCD or what it is. But like you just have

Jim: 1:06:47

Yeah, you don't? Yeah, you definitely don't.

Bobby: 1:06:50

I mean, I saw you like, you're like, oh my god, I have to go home I have to change, like, changing your clothes was like a big thing. Okay. Yeah. So I'm fully with that crisis, though, as well, like, so I'm

Jim: 1:07:02

just like, stuck in that. And I told him the reason it all came up, I said, I just don't want to get to the point where I'm six years old looking back and going I wish I had done this differently. I wish the past 30 years that's a long ass time. That's a lifetime you only get this once had been different. So like, how do we avoid regrets and I think we do it by preparing yourself for what's coming by reflecting on what you were in the past. And then in the present moment, like trying to make those changes to be like, I don't want to be like that, or I did like parts of me from then. I want to be like this in the future. And then you work on it. So what about just existing? Right and I think I've been doing that

Bobby: 1:07:38

and that's I think you have to actually because you're not too worried about what the consequences you weren't worried about? What it what happened. It's more like right now this is what's happening right here. I'm touching a dick. I'm walking away. And then the next day I'm waking up and going to breakfast another

Jim: 1:07:52

one and another one. I think that's true, but I think that's maybe why the thought hit me so hard last night when I was like sitting there I was just at the table I looked over at this cup this younger couple was like what am I going to be like when I'm 60? Am I going to look at the 30 year old couples and go wow,

Bobby: 1:08:09

wow, how young remember when they actually like

Jim: 1:08:11

each other? We were 30 and now we're 16 we just know each other so well we don't talk we just sit around and look at our phones or read or watch t like that's what we do I moved to that now actually

Bobby: 1:08:21

it's really sad because you notice that like a lot of married couples like all they do is just like go home and sit with each other and like go to bed and I'm not doing that and that's where I that's where I sort of bring up like the whole like well let's talk about touching other Venus's because if God Chase like has to be back to the chase back to the Texas JC JC yada yada this is

Jim: 1:08:41

this is exercise. I mean everything.

Bobby: 1:08:44

It's like one week on a live

Jim: 1:08:46

we've got to live we got to live. So I thought of that song. Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone. I think a lot of when we get to the older ages of our lives we our life goes on but the thrill might be gone I don't want the thrill to be gone.

Bobby: 1:09:03

Again I have that same theory well and you're younger and everything's new and exciting like Oh, I'm going to be able to drink alcohol. Oh my god. Drunk enters New New Energy.

Jim: 1:09:12

I am living on NewTek energy right now after my whole life is new to energy you have to That's it? All right, I wake up I'm like What am I going to do today? Well, I'm new to energy.

Bobby: 1:09:21

Isn't that sad? It's semi sad. It's also like survival the rest of my life. So right survival.

Jim: 1:09:28

I just had a breakthrough. I feel like I just did self therapy

Bobby: 1:09:30

I did to like I just felt like really like I felt like I just got our RS yard. And if you remember we were talking about earlier what are our would be?

Jim: 1:09:38

Yeah. Clip 20

Bobby: 1:09:41

Yeah, but like Marissa. Oh, yeah, it's actually what? That's how I feel.

Jim: 1:09:48

I think I just did it to you. Lrr do

Bobby: 1:09:51

R squared. This has been another episode of she's not

Unknown: 1:09:57

Oh,

Jim: 1:10:03

not well, not well, not. Well.

Bobby: 1:10:05

Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having us.

Jim: 1:10:09

Thank you for honoring us sending in your questions. Yeah, thanks, Evan. Sorry

Bobby: 1:10:14

I got a little emotional and I don't I'm not sorry for it but like,

Jim: 1:10:19

I mean, but thank you so much for listening. Thank

Bobby: 1:10:22

you. And remember, in Biden's America you can just get a crack pipe for no reason in the mail Absolutely.

Unknown: 1:10:27

Bye. Try to find some back Dharma go over the edge.