That Escalated Quickly (Boiling Point, Main Character of your life, Cancel Culture, Invisible Disabilities)

Bobby: 0:00

This week on she's not doing so well. It's Season Five finale. This isn't your typical episode because Bobby and MS go after each other from the very start. Jim has to try to referee we somehow talk about canceled culture. And we also talk about just I have no idea so just buckle up baby

Jim: 0:27

is not well, he's wearing sunglasses today in his house.

Bobby: 0:31

I mean, we're all not well inside his house. I'm drunk down high. Yeah. After like not gonna drink it all.

Jim: 0:38

how things change.

The Miz: 0:40

Okay, so do you want to NYU sent me a novel? Tommy, how are you? I am. Alright. Yes.

Jim: 0:50

Wait, what happened?

Bobby: 0:51

I have no idea.

Jim: 0:53

What happened? What did you to get up to?

The Miz: 0:55

Do you wanna? Do you want to explain why there was an

8: 0:58

45am? Tax? Tommy, how do you

Bobby: 1:00

explain what you call it? 3am.

Jim: 1:05

Yeah, cuz I had a missed FaceTime call, like 3:24am I'm like, Bitch really? Know what it was. So what were you doing at 324 in the morning?

Bobby: 1:13

Are you going to come at me right now? Is that what's happening? I needed to know cuz I'm ready.

The Miz: 1:18

Okay, so then tell me what

Bobby: 1:19

happened? No, nothing. I'm like, I'm sick of your bullshit, to be honest.

The Miz: 1:23

I thought what's my role? So what

Jim: 1:24

happened last night at 324? I got a FaceTime call. Why? Miss? Are you awake?

The Miz: 1:30

I don't remember calling you did.

Jim: 1:32

But also Why did you, Bobby? I don't want

The Miz: 1:37

to talk. Well, I'm not used to people like that. But you've

Jim: 1:39

only known me for like, two years.

The Miz: 1:43

I understand now that you are better. Okay. You're all done. That's great. What

Jim: 1:47

was the what was the point of the call? Or what did I miss? Okay, so

The Miz: 1:52

the point of call was that I was sending an email that was important to me, and I wanted to talk about it with somebody and I understand the email. It's not the right time, God, but the email was fine.

Bobby: 2:04

I read it, it was good.

Jim: 2:05

That's remarkable. Actually.

Bobby: 2:08

back though.

Jim: 2:10

This is remarquer

Bobby: 2:11

What do you want to know?

The Miz: 2:12

I want to know is why you're so upset because I'm getting tired of your shit. To be honest. So should we should we like have less of our relationship?

Bobby: 2:22

No, you should actually just get your shit together. Oh,

The Miz: 2:25

okay. But absent that should be stopped.

Bobby: 2:28

So is that how you do your friendships, your conversation, you cancel your friendships or he likes to cancel people. I know. That's not how I work. If I'm your friend, I'm going to tell you how I feel and how I feel right now. It's

The Miz: 2:40

me that you don't want to talk. You don't want to be involved.

Bobby: 2:44

If I didn't want to talk, I wouldn't respond to you. I would have no we don't. I would never even

The Miz: 2:48

and then and then you send me messages at 8am being like I never.

Jim: 2:54

I never said you were the worst. What did the message say? I want to hear it.

The Miz: 2:57

Okay. Okay, the message says Now mind you,

Bobby: 3:01

I read your messages before?

Jim: 3:03

Oh, yeah, I want to I didn't hear those.

The Miz: 3:06

So I said to Bobby, I'm sorry. But like, I'm not gonna let this ruin mental health at 138 then 20 minutes later, I said I'm about to go in on this tbh and then I send an email and then Bobby goes I have no idea what you're talking about. And honestly, it's getting very difficult to follow your narrative because it's so erratic and all over

Jim: 3:27

the place. What does I'm not gonna let it ruin my mental health. Okay.

The Miz: 3:30

Okay, then great, then stop talking to me. Like no, but wait, what?

Bobby: 3:34

Why do you cancel friends like that? Like, who does that? Like? Why would I even tell you that if I didn't care about you? Like that's what I understand why in your life? Are you so abused that you just throw people away? Seriously,

The Miz: 3:45

I don't think I am. I think you

Bobby: 3:47

are because if you're coming out a friend and telling him that he's the problem when you're You're the problem. I'm very clear, but I clearly like you as my friend if I'm the problem, because I love you are amazing. I mean, you're so fun.

The Miz: 4:01

This does not say I'm amazing. Okay, well

Bobby: 4:05

I don't read it. You're not amazing. Currently. You weren't amazing at 3am You weren't amazing. You're not being very amazing lately. But that doesn't mean you're not amazing.

Jim: 4:15

underneath. Underneath

Bobby: 4:18

this kind of concern, how that's how you operate. If somebody says to you like hey, get your shit together and you say you don't wanna be my friend you said you hate me. I never said I hated you ever. Ever.

Jim: 4:30

We don't hate you.

Bobby: 4:31

I don't hate you. If I hated you I would never even fucking responded to that when you said anything. It's not hard for me to cut people. Like if I cut you I cut you like I'm not gonna try to like coach you through or like try to help you what else cuz you're coming on really hot and really hard. And I think it's I think it's very interesting. I think it's really kind of

Jim: 4:57

tell me why cuz you're a fucking

Bobby: 4:58

sees what you are. Right well because you're coming in hear me? Can you ruin everything?

The Miz: 5:04

Can you stick on one point? Or can you like actually articulate what you think?

Bobby: 5:09

Are you listening?

The Miz: 5:11

You said I'm gonna put some alcoholic? I've heard any backup hon. Yeah.

Bobby: 5:14

Do you know that you do this every weekend? You know, every fucking night. Every night, you

The Miz: 5:18

have dramatically different points, three different instances. I haven't heard any arguments hide any of your claims.

Bobby: 5:23

They connect. How do you not under like, I don't understand where you are.

The Miz: 5:28

Like, I okay.

Bobby: 5:32

I just think it's kind of interesting that you're gonna come in here and you're gonna tell me that I'm the one that's like a problem here. When it's clearly not so funny to you.

Jim: 5:41

We want to help you with the problem.

The Miz: 5:44

I don't. I actually actually, Tommy actually wants to help.

Jim: 5:48

I think he's done. Well.

Bobby: 5:49

I never said I was done. I'm sitting here with you. Well, what

The Miz: 5:52

are you about to say that I'm not thrilled

Bobby: 5:53

with you?

Jim: 5:56

I think Bobby, I heard he was trying and he feels that he does empathize with other people too much. Right? Everybody? He does, he does it with.

Bobby: 6:07

If you're gonna come in on a side note, and start reading a personal text to you. That's fine. But like, Don't come at me like that. Like I didn't do anything to you. Okay, I don't put you through hell.

The Miz: 6:20

You don't you don't. I never said that. Okay.

Jim: 6:27

Then it's fine.

The Miz: 6:27

Okay, so this podcast, what do you have to say?

Bobby: 6:30

What do you want me to say?

The Miz: 6:32

I mean, I don't know. What are we talking about?

Bobby: 6:34

I don't know. Why don't you start us off?

The Miz: 6:36

I did. And you had a butthurt over action.

Bobby: 6:39

butthurt if I was butthurt you I wouldn't came in here like oh, you're gonna write me a text at 3:30am? Well, you're calling me at three. Like, what am I?

Jim: 6:49

Yeah, what the fuck? I wake up and I'm like, why the fuck would anyone FaceTime me at 324 in the morning? Like, oh, I sent a professional email at 3am Like, how does that look? In the real world? They're like, Okay,

Bobby: 7:00

well maybe on the West Coast.

Jim: 7:01

Thank God there to them. It's like midnight, so they're like, Okay, here's a midnight Friday or Saturday nice evening

The Miz: 7:09

up and running by clearly so

Jim: 7:17

I was like, What am I getting called for 330 in the morning for the use of like not unexpected I know he's drunk somewhere I don't I hope it's at home but I'm sure the email had a reason most likely

Bobby: 7:34

probably there had to be

Jim: 7:36

a reason or a concern

Bobby: 7:41

anyway I don't know what to say. I didn't I didn't I was gonna get attacked when I walked in after I waited two and a half hours for a surprise bitch yeah after

Jim: 7:58

and then you went missing

The Miz: 8:02

I never said three 3pm onwards but no one to confirm back 3pm on the die.

Bobby: 8:10

I said okay,

The Miz: 8:11

I said okay. And then

Bobby: 8:15

never anybody else's so it's always everybody else's fault Don't worry

Unknown: 8:18

else's fault. So say you're not

Bobby: 8:20

you're poor management. You were operating

The Miz: 8:23

under the assumption that I was about three yet you

sent me a link at 5: 8:25

18pm What the fuck are you talking

Bobby: 8:28

about? Because we're waiting on you texting you and calling you and you're not putting hours and

The Miz: 8:31

18 minutes like

Bobby: 8:36

are you fucking send you a link? I haven't seen your links in month and weeks. But I did today because I was nervous. You won't be able to find it at 5:18pm

The Miz: 8:44

So if you said I was logging on a three Why don't you send a three

Bobby: 8:48

because we

Jim: 8:51

we I did send I FaceTimed you at 323 Yeah, and then three more times at four 451. And then you were texting you

The Miz: 9:01

simply FaceTiming me does not tell me that we're getting on there but I need that means

Bobby: 9:06

I'm trying to get ahold of you. You said three onward you were gonna be available. Let's do it. Whenever puppies is what you said.

The Miz: 9:11

I did get back.

Bobby: 9:15

I don't send you the link when I know you're there. I'll send you the link. I know you're ready. I was 30

The Miz: 9:19

minutes late. Yes. I logged on and 545 whatever the fuck it was late. It was late. Yes. However, I was not provided a link

Jim: 9:40

Oh my god. He's not provided.

Bobby: 9:44

I don't know what I'm providing. Security.

The Miz: 9:48

I want to talk about why you think that you're like unappreciated.

Bobby: 9:52

You're fucking treating me. Okay. Okay, so tell me you tell me why I'm underappreciated. You tell me because you're the one who's on appreciating me.

The Miz: 10:01

So you tell me, isn't me.

Bobby: 10:02

I'm Tell me. Why are you on appreciating me? Or why do you think I think that?

The Miz: 10:08

I think he thinks that because I absolutely view you as somebody that I can just like call text. Anytime.

Jim: 10:16

True, right.

The Miz: 10:19

Let these threats it does apply stress to you when you see that because I'm everywhere like I get it, I get it. But to the extent that you do not like it that then we'll stop that.

Jim: 10:32

He doesn't want to stop being available to you, but he wants some reciprocation.

Bobby: 10:37

I don't know. Like if I like I can't rely on you.

The Miz: 10:40

I'm always around like, you can text me Call me.

Bobby: 10:43

So where were you the last two hours when I was texting you and calling in? You were always around, Jim. I texted you as well. I said hi. And I said what's going on?

The Miz: 10:54

The last text I have in our conversation is from me to you.

Bobby: 10:58

I said hi at 259 Actually Hi. 259

The Miz: 11:01

and 430. Our group texts. Yes. Okay, well, that doesn't count. Okay,

Bobby: 11:12

that's just where we all communicate. Like all three of us

Jim: 11:14

can't. He's trapped in his own mind, honey. We got to pull him out. Mitch, get up. Come on.

Bobby: 11:24

I just don't think it's fair. I just think it's very interesting. You came in like that.

Jim: 11:30

But tell us what led you to come in like that? Nothing happened this afternoon. What

Bobby: 11:36

are your topics? You bought her?

The Miz: 11:40

I factually am by her. Yes.

Jim: 11:43

I knew it.

Bobby: 11:44

So what do you bought her about that I like basically, it was a mirror to you and just like told you what's happening.

The Miz: 11:49

I meant like, like, physically,

Bobby: 11:51

I didn't land.

The Miz: 11:56

Okay, so what do you have to talk about? That?

Bobby: 11:58

I was gonna talk about canceled culture, but I'm not really in the mood. Right. That's amazing. Yeah, I'm not the moon. Really, mom?

Jim: 12:07

You know what? Um, no, we're in trouble. Nobody's

Bobby: 12:13

in trouble. I just really not today. I think it's interesting. Things are interesting.

Jim: 12:20

Some things aren't interesting, though. Like, and are very expected. Like, like, this experience? I think. Maybe Bobby has given some good criticism, maybe harshly. I don't know, cuz I've not read it. But it's hard to take criticism, especially when sometimes you may agree with some of it. But you don't know how to change it. Your behavior that leads to the criticism. So it's hard to say, Okay, you're completely right. Because you don't know what to

The Miz: 13:00

say that because I think I did. Verbatim that.

Jim: 13:04

True. But it's hard to like, prevent it from happening again.

Unknown: 13:08

Yes,

Jim: 13:09

that's the hard part.

The Miz: 13:14

Okay, I'm going to what do you actually have to say about what you tap into as part of?

Jim: 13:20

Which way which one?

Bobby: 13:22

I don't know. I'm not even listening.

Jim: 13:24

Oh, no. Bobby's not listening to me. Listen, listen. Hi, gay.

Bobby: 13:34

So I don't know what to say. Nobody's saying anything. I have nothing to say. I don't know what to say. Like, how do you turn this into a comedy podcast now? Just curious.

The Miz: 13:44

Have you done it for the last five years?

Bobby: 13:46

I don't know. Oh, yeah. That was a good one. Oh. Ooh. How's your podcast going?

The Miz: 13:59

Which one,

Bobby: 13:59

I don't know. Which one.

Jim: 14:03

multi-million one.

The Miz: 14:05

Well, this one's great.

Bobby: 14:07

No, it's not.

Jim: 14:09

Just this time.

Bobby: 14:11

It's not great.

The Miz: 14:13

Why?

Bobby: 14:14

You tell me. It's not my it's not great. It's not funny ever did it at us. So go ahead and tell us why.

The Miz: 14:21

I just said verbatim It was great.

Bobby: 14:25

Yeah, you've learned the art of twist.

Jim: 14:27

And it's, you put your twisting.

Bobby: 14:31

Yeah, like it's like it's not working though right now.

The Miz: 14:33

But you're twisting talk and say something instead of being silent and a little bitch.

Bobby: 14:37

You're the little bits that came in here like that. So I don't know why you're calling me a little bit. What do you have to say? You just came in and said, oh, oh, you touched me.

The Miz: 14:46

I already said it. And he got so upset about it. And so I will because

Bobby: 14:49

I think it's a no because I think that you need to understand how much this affects people. You don't understand what you do affects people. And now I'm in June. I'm saying like, you're my friend.

The Miz: 15:01

But what did I do? Like, what did I do? Every

Bobby: 15:04

single fucking action that you've done the past like four weeks has been erratic, you text me shit, and then you're fine in the morning and then you text me shit and then you're fine in the morning, and then you call me and then you're fine in the morning. It's like, I don't know, which is like Jekyll and Hyde. Like, I don't know who I'm dealing with.

Jim: 15:19

That can be true. Okay.

Bobby: 15:22

I mean, I'm just telling you, I'm just saying, like, no. Do you agree? Or do you understand or like,

The Miz: 15:27

fair enough? Yeah.

Bobby: 15:28

But do you understand? What do you understand what your what you do affects people?

The Miz: 15:34

Yes, but what happened specifically last night?

Bobby: 15:37

When you call me at three? First of all? I don't I don't know where you're

The Miz: 15:40

at the mere instance of me calling you. Not the call? No, no. Well, that seems to be the case. Because I think

Jim: 15:48

that was the

Bobby: 15:50

there's a lot of build up. That happens in situations like

The Miz: 15:54

that for a while. Yeah, let me call you at 3am. Have Li You want to

Bobby: 15:58

know willing you want to come clean about certain things in your life? And then you literally turn around and do the exact same thing again? Okay. No, that's what I'm saying. You that's what pisses me off. That's just blown away blown away? That's fine.

Jim: 16:13

He doesn't have to hook out.

Bobby: 16:15

My you can't blow it away. No, because he doesn't know how to deal with things.

The Miz: 16:21

I do. The reason why I would say is because I I've never had a relationship with him before where I feel that I like to, like, Tell somebody who is special to me. Everything I'm thinking, right. And

Bobby: 16:35

that's why you're upset about

Jim: 16:37

it. Like, oh, he's not upset about that you

Bobby: 16:39

came in here like that. I'm not upset about you. I'm worried about you.

Jim: 16:45

That's true. He's told me that. That's how I feel to like, I'm

Bobby: 16:51

worried about you. I'm worried about you, since you came back from that like, like, you've just been on a spiral. And then like, the whole Atlanta deal. And then, you know, like, again, but you've been drinking all weekend and going places all weekend and spending money, I'm assuming.

The Miz: 17:03

Yeah. So you won't need to hear my mom.

Jim: 17:06

We want to hear about, like, I just really want it to be changing slowly for the better.

Bobby: 17:11

Like, I want you to not be like this. I want you to like, be happy.

Jim: 17:18

I know I want that

Bobby: 17:19

too. And I've seen you happy and that's what really bothers me. This is what I'm with you. You're fine.

Jim: 17:27

I think yeah, I miss

Bobby: 17:29

you. Like you're I understand that. Maybe it came off harsh, but maybe that's what I needed to happen. No,

The Miz: 17:35

I understand.

Jim: 17:37

I want you to be better.

Bobby: 17:39

I'm just truly worried about you. I mean, I really am.

The Miz: 17:43

Okay, yeah, I understand I understand.

Jim: 17:48

Mizzy. It's okay.

Bobby: 17:54

Like, we're not leaving you. That's why we're sitting here with you. Like we're not leaving wish I could sit in the room with you. I'm not leaving you. I'm not letting you is not slipping out of our hands. I just want you to understand that. Like, the things that you say, and the things that you do. And the time of it is where That's where it like really worries me. So

The Miz: 18:16

last night at 3am. That was the thing that really got to what happened through him. I'm sorry, I haven't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I contacted you at 3am. I'm sorry.

Jim: 18:28

What state of mind? Were you in at 3am? Why were you

The Miz: 18:32

late? I had a moment where I wanted to say how I felt to certain parties and get it out in the open. And that's exactly what I did. And I wanted to communicate that to bubbles. Obviously, it was very um, so he was asleep. So yeah, I understand that.

Bobby: 18:51

But he's really worried because I wake up and I'm like, Are you dead? But

The Miz: 18:55

why is it such a matter to be so upset about? Like, yes, I contacted you, but you were asleep? Yes. But what and why?

Bobby: 19:03

It's not the contacting? It's like, what? It's the erratic behavior. Okay, that's what it is like, it's fine. Like it's the it's the way that it's erratic. I don't know what I'm getting like, I don't know if you're gonna be happy, sad. Like, what I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Sometimes, like, I feel like I I want to be there for you. I want to help you. But then I'm like, am I am I like enabling you? Because, again, and and the reason why I was this morning, like, I got even more upset because I had another text message from somebody else who was sort of like I just feel like people tug on me and tug on me and tug me talk to me.

The Miz: 19:41

I think you're just sick of people reserving space in the space that you need for yourself.

Bobby: 19:47

Maybe I just don't like waking up to calls I get every time I just wait. I'm like, Oh my God, what's happening? And I just have calls.

The Miz: 19:54

Duly noted. Okay, but that's not

Jim: 19:58

you can call me because I have do not this serve on. So I won't go through. But I'm fine with calls.

Bobby: 20:05

But you can get nine out to Oh, look at me, but I'm not

Jim: 20:09

her baby. Oh, wait. No, you're not. I think there's just a lot of concern about everything and the changes. And I think Bobby's probably worried about what you're sending at 3am because that's usually not when people are in the best state of mind.

The Miz: 20:29

Very professional email and just wanted to run really

Jim: 20:34

good. It would be good to run it by wasn't being crazy as I am. I know but a lot of times you're like black. I mean, Saturday night I would be blacked out three

The Miz: 20:41

days it's an issue of last night or is it built up issue that you've been meaning to bring up?

Jim: 20:46

Probably more built up.

Bobby: 20:47

I mean, it's built up for sure.

The Miz: 20:50

Be wasn't

Jim: 20:51

just my you contacting the three? No way.

Bobby: 20:54

No, but it's just like I feel. I'm starting to feel like every, every night, there's like a conflict, that's gonna ruin everything. And then every morning, it's like, nothing happened. So then for me, it's building and building and building. I'm like, Well, do I take this seriously? Or do I not do I take this text because then you'll just a lot of times the morning goes be like, you'll send something like, like, you'll write an email or whatever. Like, the one time that I got upset, I told you, you're mean. And I wake up to that, and I'm just like, What the fuck is going on? Like, that just scares me like, it's scary. It's yours because

Jim: 21:30

you don't know where you stand has it today. I'm scared. You're used to stability and like being secure in your relationships. I know where I stand. This is how it is right? Where? I

Bobby: 21:40

don't know. I don't know if he's gonna bail or not like yeah, like, that's, I feel like it's like more of a it's a me issue. When it comes to me telling you off like you're an adult, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. That was me telling, like, when you when I come at you hard and this is my friend, she'll say and whatever. You probably won't agree with that. But if I'm really telling you the truth, like really, really, really, and you're agreeing with it, but you're really pissed that I had to say it. That's when I know you're like a real that's when you should know I'm really your friend. Right? Cuz I'm not gonna I'm not gonna waste my time like this.

Jim: 22:09

Winter. Yes, you did this to me. Ally do

The Miz: 22:12

appreciate that. And I do like when people are real with me. I just don't know why. This Saturday morning last night. That was so traumatic that I had to come

Bobby: 22:21

I think it's just a build up, build up, build up. It's just a bit above like, I just, I just don't know. I just don't, I don't know. You don't know what's next. Yes. It's like very hard to read you. It's hard to read your, where we're going next? And if the next texts can be shitty, or is it going to be like something good is happening. And then if it's something good is happening, does it turn around? And then you don't I mean? Like, it's not a bad, like, it's just, that's just how I feel. And again, there is an age difference. And I think that that might also be like, I'm too old. I'm old because I'm old. Like, it means you're settled. I was 30,028. And you call me at 3am? I'd probably pick up your I mean, like I just feel like there's some things that I don't understand anymore because I'm old. Like you do change your ways of life. I mean, I'm totally different. I was I'm waiting years ago, like it's weird are different. Yeah. Even then, three years ago. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, I just think it's weird that that happens. So I don't understand. Like to you the three M's like, yeah, it's 3am. What the fuck is that wrong with that? And to me, I'm like, Oh, my God, three amps, things going on which things wrong? It's like you, you get old and get like, adult? I

Jim: 23:29

don't know, the 3am call is like the panic call. Yeah, you're right. That is true.

Bobby: 23:34

There's always someone who died bars are closed, they've been closed for an hour or so. Whereas so and so yeah. And I've been this with all my friends. It's not just like, my friends rely on me to pick up the phone at 4am to hear them cry, and then somehow get them stable, then I lose sleep, then I have to get up for work. So it's like a pattern that for me, it's like me. And that's why when I said you earlier, like when does anybody care about me? Because I literally care about everybody else. But I feel like nobody really can check up on that because

The Miz: 24:04

I want I would have appreciated your like, response to all this. If I felt that it was coming off that. Right. I felt that you were responding to me and being like, again, like, I do understand what you're saying. I do think that like you give so much to all these people yet. Who's there? Right. When you haven't intertribal.

Bobby: 24:31

I'm not getting the emails. I'm not getting the call. I'm not getting the Twitter invites to the Braves game. I'm not kidding. So I'm on this pattern of like, I feel like I'm putting a lot into everybody else. And I'm not giving myself enough time. Yeah, maybe.

The Miz: 24:46

But I think maybe you're upset that other people aren't giving you will probably

Bobby: 24:50

like nobody else is trying to build me up. I'm I'm always I think that I'm like always setting somebody up you are I'm like, Oh, you can do this. But then if it was me, I'd be like, Oh, no, I'm not doing that. But I'm like Sup guys. It's it's horrible. I wonder

Jim: 25:03

you're so depressed. Well, how

The Miz: 25:04

do we change?

Bobby: 25:05

We can't, we can't because you can, like Scottie Pippen can't be Michael Jordan. That's true. You know what I mean? Like the you can't, there's always gonna be a Wayne Gretzky where there's somebody who's passing Wayne Gretzky that won't get the credit. And that's how I feel like I feel like I don't get credit.

The Miz: 25:19

Like once.

Jim: 25:21

That's true.

Bobby: 25:24

Here, I'm not hungry. I'm not

Jim: 25:26

mine. Okay. i Okay.

Bobby: 25:28

I couldn't finish. I was like, it's like the beans case a lot.

Jim: 25:32

A lot of beans. This is

The Miz: 25:33

like an actual issue that I really want to explore. Yes.

Jim: 25:39

Opposed to I'm like, Hello. Hi.

The Miz: 25:42

As opposed to like, I don't know why me calling it 3am was such a fucking debacle. Wow. I'll never do it again. Jesus Christ.

Bobby: 25:51

No, you can do it when it's an emergency.

Jim: 25:55

I don't know. I can't differentiate what's an emergency? And what's a small thing? And what's a big issue with you? I think that's what he's struggling with. Is when is this a call? Emergency well, but you say I Mandy and everything. It's all over now. And things like that, where I'm like, wait, what?

Bobby: 26:11

Like I'm going all in the worst day ever. Where were you going all in at? Where are you doing? What are you doing? It's

Jim: 26:16

just too much for my mental health. I'm like, what's going on?

Bobby: 26:20

Right? Like, it's just I just don't want you to. It doesn't matter about you though. Like, I mean, you're gonna do it you're gonna do my I think my frustration and especially then when you came in here hot my frustration is that that I feel like I can't call you at 3am and rely on you because you're going to be needing rely on me. So that I will know because you rely on me. So I never set because, because of who I am. Okay, so

The Miz: 26:47

why is that on me? It's not something I'm telling

Bobby: 26:52

you. Because I'm out loud telling you that. For me. It's just I don't know. Maybe I'm not making sense.

The Miz: 27:01

I mean, you always can contact me, but I am just the one in relationship. Here's the more problematic I guess. And so true. The one who genuinely laterally needs to talk to you. If you had issues that you needed to talk about, I would hope that you bring them

Bobby: 27:19

I mean, I wouldn't. I don't

Jim: 27:21

want you.

Bobby: 27:22

I'm here to talk to you about my sexual dysfunction. Pretty much my ish

Jim: 27:26

I talk about my broken pussy to you.

The Miz: 27:31

Okay, yeah. Let's move on. Um, is?

Jim: 27:36

Are you worried about anything?

The Miz: 27:38

No, for real, but

Bobby: 27:40

what just happened? They were talking about me.

The Miz: 27:43

Now I move on to whatever you want talking about.

Jim: 27:46

He's picking up his rocks. They're not working very well. He has sacred rocks.

The Miz: 27:51

So what? What issues are you facing right now?

Bobby: 27:54

Me?

The Miz: 27:55

I think he's kind of yeah, see what we're talking about? Yeah.

Jim: 27:58

I think he's in a rough spot. Oh, I'm

Bobby: 28:01

totally abused. Because yeah, fully abused in every aspect of my entire life. That's true. And that's on me. Now that's on God. Don't

Jim: 28:09

blame me abused. We blame the abusers.

Bobby: 28:11

I mean, I think about my work too, I think about how much they knew me at work and just say, Hey, you

Jim: 28:21

that song God, God is abusing you. Oh my God. He didn't do that. In the Old Testament. He was evil.

Bobby: 28:27

I just feel like, I'm realizing I don't know if this is like an age thing. Or if this is like, I'm just finally waking up. But maybe it's the Prozac.

Jim: 28:33

You're like, well into that second part of your life. And you this may be the peak is what you're feeling. This is called midlife. No,

Bobby: 28:41

no, like midlife. I feel like it's more or less like it is no, I think it's like, I'm always the bridesmaid never the bride. Yep. kind of deal. That's your role in life. And maybe that's where I'm like, I'm trying to accept the fact that maybe I am just a setup guy.

Jim: 28:55

But maybe you're just the hottest bridesmaid that's ever existed. And you're gonna be in all the pictures to bitch not going to be the bride, but you're in every picture. Just think of it that way. You're also leading the party, you're directing the bachelorette party, I'm

Bobby: 29:07

popular.

Jim: 29:09

You really are like the well. It's like, but when you're that person, it's like, you want to be the star and you're just kind of like the glitter on the outskirts.

Bobby: 29:17

I'm the I'm like the legs to a bed.

Jim: 29:21

Yes, you're sturdy. Hold it up, hold

Bobby: 29:23

it up. And

Jim: 29:23

now everything asleep.

Bobby: 29:24

There's little kids jumping on the bed. And I'm like, How do I like how do I hold up? So that's just how I feel lately. That's That's my and I'm also like, an owl. I'm really tired of like holding back, especially in this podcast, like saying stuff that I think is funny and then be like, Oh, no, I can't say that because I'm gonna be an ableist or whatever the fuck. I'm just kind of tired of it. I feel Yeah, you're tired of like monitoring your behavior. Yeah, it's like I've been bound by so many rules in my life. That now I'm realize I need to like break rules. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just out of control. So I think I'm just a hurt person. And I'm trying to get therapy, but it's like $400 A fucking month. This is true, which makes zero sense.

The Miz: 30:05

Why do you feel that you're not? I feel like you're not in your mind. You're not the main character of your own life. Right? Is that accurate?

Bobby: 30:16

That's interesting. Maybe?

The Miz: 30:19

How like, how do we

Bobby: 30:21

come the main character, but I am the main character, but I know the main character, but I'm also

Jim: 30:25

my mind you are the main character and so many things. I'm like, not just the podcast leader. But like the friend gatherer because you have all these different groups of friends that you bring together, and like you're the one always reaching out. So I think you are the main de you, you don't feel like it. I don't feel like you don't feel like it. But you are a

The Miz: 30:42

man character. And that's the thing that you need to what is that what

Bobby: 30:45

the main character feels is not like they are?

The Miz: 30:48

Yeah, I don't

Jim: 30:49

think everyone has a hero complex.

The Miz: 30:51

As somebody who absolutely views myself as the main character in my life. I find it very easy to view myself as the main character of my life. Frankly, like, I think it's very easy for me to do that. I don't think it's the same feeling. I think I don't think I do other people as two main characters in your life. But it needs to be you.

Bobby: 31:13

You are and I think that's why I probably have like data issues. I mean,

The Miz: 31:17

because No, I think the data issues this causes that issue. I think that that is she's covered,

Bobby: 31:25

right? Like, yeah, yeah, cuz I'm always seeking like, I'm trying to make everybody better around me so that I don't get my coat. I don't know. I don't know.

The Miz: 31:33

I'm having a little moment. And I think that like, I think everybody growing into it. I'm playing into it. I'm sure Yeah, everyone's everybody's playing into a

Jim: 31:42

somehow I am too. I just don't know how but I am somehow. Somehow I've pulled away

Bobby: 31:47

like, I was so fucking mad at you last night. I can't even like tell you. It was awesome. I was like, yeah, and then it's like, shifted. I'm

Jim: 31:56

like, now I'm mad at you, too. Now, I'm

Bobby: 31:58

still trying to figure out what the fuck I'm even doing right.

Jim: 32:01

You helped me once again. You were my bridesmaid. You were my bridesmaid. And now here you are. And I'm, I'm free. I'm married.

Bobby: 32:09

You're gone?

Jim: 32:10

I've left I've eloped.

Bobby: 32:12

I don't know. I just think maybe there's just like a moment. Maybe it's the fall moment too because falls here so we're all I feel like I'm really unstable right now. I'm not gonna lie to you. I feel very like when

The Miz: 32:23

is it? I you know, I mean, like,

Jim: 32:28

how I don't think the switch to Prozac is helping but I'm sure

The Miz: 32:31

I have no, I wouldn't say it's not helping. But I'm sure it influences I'm sure it has a little

Jim: 32:36

innocent when he started saying things instead of just laughing and joking along like every other episode. You were like, What are you gotta come at me like this, bro. Yeah, I was. I was like, Are we having a full fucking fight right now? I'll just sit here and set

Bobby: 32:49

my kinda like wine with it too, because he loves drama. So I was like, well, he's gonna swish.

Jim: 32:53

Yeah, but I was like, girl, you tone it down. I can't tell what I mean. I'm

Bobby: 32:57

a little I'm really angry. Like, that's real anger. But also like, I don't want him to think I'm not gonna be his friend. Like, that's not I would not have even fucking I mean, like, yeah, he

Jim: 33:05

wouldn't waste this. I'm

Bobby: 33:05

done. When I'm done. I'm done. Like my friend. Like, that's why and then and then guess what? The main character that's not the main character then freaks out about the old friend that he's gonna run into. Like, I have a friend Fucking son who I'm always afraid I'm gonna run into and we're not friends anymore because he just,

Jim: 33:19

he was an asshole. I ran into

The Miz: 33:22

me, right,

Jim: 33:23

no moving. First right ended. And he was like, Wait, why

The Miz: 33:27

would he lose a bet?

Jim: 33:28

I was like, Oh, I've never seen any one of these people before.

Bobby: 33:32

He got really jealous when Michael moved here because my time got shifted. Because when we were doing long distance all during the week and all during the weekends that Michael didn't comment. I was home. It was me and Dustin me and Dustin. And then Michael moved here and then I met Jim and then it's like, I'm starting like, branch out with my partner and making new friends and he's just a fucking asshole. He was an asshole to Jim. So then all the sudden we stopped talking. They know what do you mean

The Miz: 33:53

to Jim? He's mean to? Oh, no, he

Jim: 33:55

was a total digger. That's why we went to this art event and I was just like, hanging out having a drink. Like his first time. They're like, Hey, this is fun. Like cool. What's up? What is this like? And then he's just like, Oh, wow.

Bobby: 34:06

I don't know. And just like a little attitude problem like and then yeah, so that was a fight with him.

Jim: 34:13

You just love to fight I'm just a fighter. You're a fighter. You

The Miz: 34:16

love to fight.

Jim: 34:17

This is my fights. My mo right side

The Miz: 34:21

read on this is that when you stick up for yourself, people don't like it.

Jim: 34:27

Which is used to walking all over you. Right

The Miz: 34:30

people don't like when you actually have a voice and stick up for yourself friend. You get in fights just simply defending how you feel. And so I absolutely keep doing that though. Because

Bobby: 34:43

that's what my don't get.

The Miz: 34:45

By me. I don't walk over anybody.

Bobby: 34:47

No, and that's Oh, what is wrong with me?

Jim: 34:50

You really? First of all the divorce fucked you up. Nothing wrong with the UT lost power

The Miz: 34:56

have a little bit of like a complex inferiority complex. Yes. Where you just feel yourself as you don't know your own worth. Oh, so you you want to make everyone else happy and and not set up for yourself. And then when you do people receive it poorly. Right it's the problem because we're not used to it. It's why I came in here hot cuz I was like why the fuck is he attacking me? You're attacking me you're sticking up for yourself

Jim: 35:21

true.

The Miz: 35:22

Wow you know

Jim: 35:23

that's true

Bobby: 35:25

oh my oh how this shifted around but oh my god er I just had an epiphany talking about the shapeshifter over there just like totally changed the subject now I'm like, I'm the worst

Jim: 35:34

like Ms. You need help now we're like Bobby, you need to hell. This is the worst. I don't even

The Miz: 35:40

I don't even care where it comes from, you know what I mean? It could be daddy problems. It could be whatever the fuck problems. It's just you yourself as not the main character and someone who needs to accommodate others. And so people like me. No, no that and and that's the basis of our relationship. And I always tell you everything, right? I don't You don't tell me how much time I tell you.

Bobby: 36:06

I just don't have anything going on. That's the problem.

The Miz: 36:09

I think you might in your brain,

Jim: 36:11

I think you might be in the brain and real world.

The Miz: 36:14

I don't have anything actually going on either. I just tell you exactly what I'm thinking all the time. It is interesting. You could do that to true. You don't feel that anyone wants to hear it or that it's worth saying

Jim: 36:25

because you don't get the likes. I

Bobby: 36:26

don't I don't want to rock the boat. So I'm just like, okay.

Jim: 36:30

You don't need the likes on Twitter. You can just share. That's what most Twitter feeds are. They're just endless sharing. No likes. Maybe two likes? I don't know.

The Miz: 36:39

But you know, I'm saying it's like, it's like you just like, how do

Bobby: 36:43

I break that as a 37 year old? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, if this has been me my whole life,

The Miz: 36:48

it's gonna be uncomfortable. But I think you need to do it. Like, yeah, I like for not saying this is the same thing. But I always for as a simple little case study. I always find my friends drinks. I always pay for the whatever, Durban times recently, where I'm like, no matter whom do that, like, split it. We're gonna like Rob a lot. It's uncomfortable, right? Because I never do that. But like,

Bobby: 37:12

everything, so I do need it now.

The Miz: 37:15

But it's gonna be uncomfortable. It's gonna be a couple of instances where you are like, spilling and sharing and being out there. That's gonna feel uncomfortable. But then that's how you actually make that your reality. You know? Like, that's how you make our relationship form to be like a two way street.

Jim: 37:32

Can we? I just need someone if you blossom in your 40s Like, I'm leaving. I can't deal with that. I mean, I'm no, you're no, you have a lot of well,

Bobby: 37:42

I'm Welter Wilton.

Jim: 37:43

You have like you did a lot of work you up. Yeah. I

Bobby: 37:48

love how Michael brought home Cheerios today and instead, like lower your cholesterol. And I'm like, Oh, he's like, I didn't even get that because of that. I'm like,

Jim: 37:55

Yeah, you did. You did. You saw the word cholesterol. And your mind was like for Bobby,

The Miz: 37:58

what's the deal with the weight loss?

Bobby: 38:02

Kind of the same as you're drinking

The Miz: 38:10

like aware of it, but you're not really doing anything about it. I

Bobby: 38:15

shouldn't have this third piece

Jim: 38:16

of pizza, but I have this 12 Corona pack.

Bobby: 38:20

Whatever. Look at that common ground read. I mean, honestly, I'm getting like, it's like, oh, but they brought us like Jersey Mike, so I gotta have like, 16 Fucking deli sandwiches not too. Oh, yeah. But like, damn, I was upset. So we got pizza. Yeah. Oh, and it's just a constant excuse

Jim: 38:38

if I feel you sick. Or if I'm anxious or something I just get ordered.

Bobby: 38:42

And to be honest with you, I'm actually like, I mean, I'm an addictive I used to smoke cigarettes. Like it was the hardest thing in the world to quit smoking cigarettes. So like, I have an addictive personality actually. So it's like very interesting to me that like I have

Jim: 38:53

maybe she'd get back to cigarettes. I was skinnier. That's why you bright like we all die or your addiction, which is cigarettes instead of eating.

Bobby: 39:01

I'm actually kind of glad I quit. Because when I got Crona so you would write I would have I might have died. Look, he's

Jim: 39:07

wearing a hoodie for she's not doing so well. It's cool. It's perforations patience.

Bobby: 39:14

So like, okay, okay,

Jim: 39:17

are we are we breakthrough enough?

Bobby: 39:19

I don't know. Have you break through? I broke Are you broken? Yeah, I think we're all like a soft, soft deck.

Jim: 39:26

Soft that oil tag in the yolks running now on

Bobby: 39:29

a fat guy and so slowly starting to sink into his body. Oh, is that happening to you? No, but I definitely I bend over I look down I'm like, oh, it's gone. I feel like my I'm tired or like wow, like I want a way bigger. Softech I

Jim: 39:43

would like to trade my SOFTEK and for my China. Oh, because like it's, I would get better use out of it. I rather

Bobby: 39:50

have a five inch long soft stick and it only be five inches long. Hard. Yeah. Total what I have now I

Jim: 39:56

agree fully. Well, both of those would be bigger than either thing for me so wha wha I'm just kidding guys. I'm well, he's hung like a horse. I'm hung like a horse.

Bobby: 40:10

I mean it's fine. Nobody's normal like literally you're just completely normal average outrageous.

Jim: 40:16

I don't give a fuck yeah, you can see it you can suck on it you can play with all

Bobby: 40:20

it really sucks is that somebody who's five foot four could be normal and someone who's six foot five could be normal and then they look like a horse cock and you're over here like a little fucking like, oh, the statue of David Haye in here and it's like, no, you're not like you're actually

Jim: 40:33

not here. I wish you were that's actually funny. I just thought I saw a mouse go across the counter. Like I'm not I looked over there and I was like, is that a mouse?

Bobby: 40:42

I hope to hell am I I thought your missus cuz he's in New York. I'm like, no, they

Jim: 40:46

don't have my say of rats. Oh, you

Bobby: 40:48

don't have mice?

Jim: 40:49

I don't think there's no mice in New York City. I

The Miz: 40:53

don't live in the ghetto bunch of

Bobby: 40:54

rats, a bunch of rats. Okay, so like concluding the situation? Like, do you feel like we're at a place where we can chill? Yeah, like come together hold hands. And I

The Miz: 41:05

personally actually never thought of this is gonna be a dramatic thing. I thought it was just my mind.

Bobby: 41:12

Yeah, like I'm not well, no, I know like, and again like I said, I played it cuz I knew you'd be like, keep going keep going. Like you should have kept going. And he

Jim: 41:19

went too far. And everywhere. I went my chair. I literally pissed my pants. He almost cry. Here we go. And now we're here. Thank God, the spotlight never turned to me. Not Yeah, I

Bobby: 41:28

know. That's what I'm really like, again last week. You're like, I'm thriving. Like I get the IP and everything and like we're not focused on like, I'm telling you, like, literally like, go listen to that first episode of episode like for season three or four? Like, I couldn't I can't I was like, so fucking pester you. I'm not mad at anybody. Like when I say pest. I mean, just like you're on my fucking nerves. Maybe

Jim: 41:50

you just have an anger issue. Maybe I'm the maybe you're just angry at everyone. Oh, my God. You need to be angry at yourself. No,

The Miz: 41:57

I don't think or that's not it. I'm

Jim: 41:58

just kidding. I'm telling

The Miz: 42:00

you. I don't think anything that occurred yesterday was like, warranting of this reaction. Sure. And

Bobby: 42:07

that might be true. And again, I think it was just like, I woke up to like, a couple different situations brewing. And then it was like he's brewing. Okay, and I know like, and actually sometimes this is like a true statement. Sometimes I write all that out and just delete it. Like sometimes that's what I have to do. Like in order to like help myself like, Ah, this time you hit sand, but I hit sense I was feeling ballsy and I think the Prozac hit and I was like, sand bed, sand and I sat then I was like, okay, like whatever I love the moat just send it sometimes I feel like being on and this is like sort of like I would love being honest with everyone if I could just be truly fucking honest. Like brutally honest. Like,

The Miz: 42:43

well what about the other three people that you got attacked from the dinar get the response I

Bobby: 42:47

got? They did.

The Miz: 42:49

Let me ask you this question. Like do you like being that kind of friend or do you want to not do it anymore?

Bobby: 42:54

I don't know how to not that's how I'm a friend. Like I don't know how to not care about you. Do you know what I'm saying? I

Jim: 42:58

have a friend that gets shit on how do you not how do you be that friend?

The Miz: 43:01

Or the friend that like doesn't you're not the one who people come to an emergency or like in

Bobby: 43:07

that I look at that as a weakness. Like I look at that as a weakness, I think because I think I want to be the one you call. I don't want to be the one that finds out later and be like, Oh, you went to the hospital? I want to be the one that's like it is better to no it's hard to explain. It's like a really it is a clusterfuck and it is an interesting point that you say like are you the main character? Maybe I'm really not like I'm almost like the main like I like move. I'm like a chess player. Best Supporting Actress. I don't even think I'm that. Yeah, I'm like a guest role.

Jim: 43:33

Oh, you're in the Golden Globes and yeah, I'm the globes sucks gay high gay. What a good theater reference. Wow. Wow, love our theater guys. We love our theater gays. Shout out all the main leads and every high school play shout out to the leading all your lives. While it's not you. Oh, God,

Bobby: 43:54

just a second little second hand fettle.

Jim: 43:56

I can't imagine not being the main character my own life. I must suck.

Bobby: 43:59

I don't think I noticed it. That's the thing. Yeah, you're just so used to it. So are you okay? Like, are we friends? Are you gonna like what's gonna happen when we hang up this phone? You're fine.

The Miz: 44:08

We're fine. We're fine. Okay,

Jim: 44:13

sorry. I just PS COVID Again, no,

Bobby: 44:16

I'm soaking my stupid ass

The Miz: 44:18

time.

Bobby: 44:19

I'm dying. I'm telling I'm gonna die of it. Like thank God

Jim: 44:22

like I'm screaming you're definitely really could kill you. Oh, yes, baby. Give it to me. Does eyes.

Bobby: 44:35

I'm a little like high right now. I feel very like Michigan is a cool high. Like High as a kite. Like when you start like, heavier like when you get high you get like that like feeling. Oh, where you go? It's like you're almost humming. Humming

Jim: 44:53

his body's humming right now. Yeah, like that's

Bobby: 44:55

what it feels like when I get super highs. Like no, it does it Saying,

Jim: 45:01

trying to think what I had to say. Yeah. Before, before Hell was unleashed upon me, because I had to sit through this fucking therapy session. So thanks, guys. Maybe you were the therapist. Mm hmm. Thanks for checking in with me and asking all I'm going I'm doing great. And I know both of you are too It sounds like I'm gonna feel bad in Texas. Like we do care about you, Jim. Now you don't you have no energy leftover for me. And that's okay. Because I'm generating my own energy. I am solar pink. That's the visie it's the

Bobby: 45:34

God saw. We really need to prevent this from happening again. Such as like, anger angry at each other. Well, yes, I agree. And I mean, like, but also I think it was appropriate to hash it out. Yes. Like it just needed to happen. And maybe maybe it just needed to happen. Yes. Yeah. Wow. That was almost robotic. Oh my god, so I'm gonna have this phone and you know,

Jim: 46:02

get ready for a 3am text. Nope. It's gonna be like, I'm done. I'm turning on my phone. I'm dying. I will never happen again. Oh, God. Well, that sounds final. Here we go to the suicide again.

The Miz: 46:15

Well, you won't know.

Jim: 46:17

Oh, great. Wow, what

Bobby: 46:19

a great friend. You right up against me using your life against me.

Jim: 46:23

Put it up against me, baby. Oh, is man I think everything's fine. What happened today? Yeah. Like literally nothing like what is your day? Where do you run everything? Everything fine. Like what was your brunch? Where was it runs? Fine. What restaurant though?

The Miz: 46:40

It was vice versa in Hell's Kitchen.

Jim: 46:43

Nice. Saucy, instead of verse bottom or verse. Oh, I can't imagine a brunch with Italian. It's a lot. We have so many means. Oh, you, peachy. And then what happened after brunch? Was it a mistake? Or was it something good? That happened after brunch?

Bobby: 47:02

I think it was good. And personally,

Jim: 47:04

did it feel good at the time and it feels bad later? That type of thing. Like when

The Miz: 47:08

you're in the closet? It was fine. It was fine. Okay. It was it was it was fine.

Bobby: 47:14

Was it what you thought it was gonna be? Or was it disappointing?

Jim: 47:18

Yeah, sometimes it's just doesn't add up. Right? Like you're like, Oh, that's

Bobby: 47:21

not what I dreamed of. Well,

Jim: 47:22

here's a little bit shorter.

The Miz: 47:24

I did not understand that. That's what was gonna happen. I did not know that. That was what's gonna happen.

Jim: 47:31

Okay, but wait, were you assaulted? Or were you consenting? I was like, freaking out.

Bobby: 47:36

Oh, no, but he went he was like, come back to my apartment. He was like, we're going to go play Scrabble instead of like, afoqt

The Miz: 47:41

No, no. I didn't know that. There I thought was gonna be like, okay, brunch.

Jim: 47:49

Chill.

Bobby: 47:50

Because that's who you entered brunch with? Or do you go with a group but then he was in that group?

Jim: 47:56

Oh, you just went to brunch with one other person? Oh, yeah. You're getting Fox? Yeah. Obvious. Sounds like a date. Girl. That's a day. It's

The Miz: 48:04

complicated. Because he used to be my client. Who

Bobby: 48:06

cares? Nobody cares.

The Miz: 48:09

Nobody cares. used to hang out with clients. One on one.

Jim: 48:12

Oh, yeah. But

Bobby: 48:14

you've never used that power against your clients. Like this is like a organically formed thing after you left your company. Right? Do you know I'm saying? Yeah,

The Miz: 48:22

it was live. That's the difference.

Bobby: 48:25

Are you upset when something happened? Did he say something? Was it? No, no,

The Miz: 48:29

no one said anything. I just wish I'd never didn't do it.

Jim: 48:34

We all live with regrets.

Bobby: 48:36

And I'm gonna say same hand you're gonna be like, I wish I would have. Like if you're my age, so yeah, like you live it up, honey.

Jim: 48:43

Maybe you didn't do it. But I wish I had done that. Sorry,

Bobby: 48:48

honestly. Okay, so like it went well, but like, also, you're just like, not in the mood to like, talk about it.

The Miz: 48:54

This is like two months ago going on that like, I don't want any sort of like personal life. Noise. I don't want any.

Bobby: 49:04

But do you like him? No. Now,

Jim: 49:07

you've talked about him before? Uh, yeah. He likes me.

Bobby: 49:12

But you don't but are you not admitting that you like him? Are you just planning No,

The Miz: 49:16

I think I'm kind of ashamed that like, I'm, he's like, not like that. I just like wish I could like, I just wish I could like get with someone who's like hot. Like, from what I know. I

Jim: 49:28

would love that. But like, those hot people are generally not the night people, right? They're like, the hot people so they don't know how to interact and be honest with you anyway,

The Miz: 49:37

so I'm someone who can only get with people who aren't hot. So yeah, I don't like that. It's like,

Jim: 49:44

well, it's annoying to me.

Bobby: 49:46

I know. Well, you should have been the unruly one then. Yeah, usually when you're like me when these boys with like, like, I'm the ugly one. You are. Yeah. Oh,

Jim: 49:56

I am but people want it. I didn't realize

Bobby: 50:00

Hmm. And they're like, I'm so embarrassed. I like this fat fuck. Just like missus like I'm embarrassed I like him because he's not his type. He's not what he would he ms wants a supermodel and it doesn't matter where it's like it's matter how they make you feel right if we're being really honest that's

Jim: 50:15

true if it mattered how they looked I would be single for the past like four years like everybody

Bobby: 50:19

would be. Yeah, there's always a like literally leashes always hotter. Leisha hot one. You have that to look forward to because it's like when? Yeah, yeah, you won't be left.

Jim: 50:30

Oh Mizzi I'm sad. If you took me from mad to sad just like that. I think everything's great. I think everything is pretty terrible for you to for me, but not for me. But I'm fine with that.

Bobby: 50:46

For once. Yeah. Literally, it's like the first time in like, since I've known you that you're not like the trouble one. I'm smelliest like I know. But even I'm worse than you right now. Like I'm that's true. Like when I was throwing up in the fucking bathroom.

Jim: 51:01

Wait when? Like four weeks go? Oh, yeah, yeah. Right.

Bobby: 51:08

And you were like, I'm sober.

Jim: 51:10

True. I don't know why that day. I was

Bobby: 51:14

only worried.

Jim: 51:16

I just wasn't. You weren't throwing I definitely wasn't sober loaning

Bobby: 51:20

in bed like moaning.

The Miz: 51:22

Sec.

Jim: 51:24

Brooklyn, news, sec. He was like I had to. I had to go to something in Brooklyn. I like Brooklyn is that's what I was doing at like 9am Yesterday, based.

The Miz: 51:36

I'm fully awake at 9am. Like I was like high.

Jim: 51:42

Sec. I don't know why I was so awake. But like, it was great. It was sec. Oh my god. I am so excited for this trip. Not Yeah, Matt's always like, that's not sec. Like if he brings something home or says something. I'm like, hey, that's sick. He like that's not sick. And I'm like, Okay, I'm clearly just joking. But he doesn't like his hearing aids now. Well, they stopped working on the trip. So we have to take them in. That's not That's not sick. Jim, we

The Miz: 52:11

need to talk about our trip. Honestly, I'm so

Jim: 52:13

excited. Like, everything's fully booked and ready to go. Well, I might not be there. Why? Bitch, I do not wanna have to refund everything. Like I don't, I can't even get a full refund. I can get credits.

The Miz: 52:24

I built up the courage last night to tell people that like, Hey, I can't afford to do this. Right.

Jim: 52:31

So are they gonna pay for it? Well, that's a negotiation. So tomorrow, we're gonna hear that they're gonna pay for it. Great. Let's do it. You'll probably be a nicer place tonight. That's

Bobby: 52:39

what we're things. That's the plan.

Jim: 52:43

Okay, didn't get a two bedroom wherever you get because I can come with you. But now all of a sudden you can cancel. No, I can cancel the hotel. But to pay the first night until November 8 And you have to pay like the full thing but I think up until November 8 that can cancel and only pay the first night.

Bobby: 52:57

Well, where you're staying is like someone's home. 350 Yeah. I'm in the Hollywood Hills. It's fine.

Jim: 53:05

Real Oh, it's like boutique. I mean it looks Oh ah, it's boutique honey. It really is nice. Like sorry people from Paris stay there. Yeah,

Bobby: 53:19

people who have served your boards go there. It's like

Jim: 53:23

every afternoon they matter where you want to start.

Bobby: 53:26

We have a one is a fucking call crap on not Pat tie. But like what's what's the thing tofu we have a tofu board? Not a like a? Oh no, not pad.

Jim: 53:42

Pad Thai. Definitely tofu jumps to mind. Not peanuts, noodles, lime. Anything else? Yeah, tofu. It's normally no chickens. Tofu.

Bobby: 53:53

Like a tofu board is at this place. Outboard crude. crude. Crude rebar

The Miz: 54:02

bar shark rotary bar.

Bobby: 54:13

Yeah, you made something you want to shout courage. To rebar. Oh, yummy. White girls would be there. No offense, Courtney.

Jim: 54:21

You go and make your own charcuterie.

Bobby: 54:22

Yeah, that's your meat. That's okay. You're cheeses and then you Oh, they

Jim: 54:26

have that. The seven sides are actually most charcuterie boards where you pick him up?

Bobby: 54:32

Groundbreaking just now.

Jim: 54:34

Again, like who's gonna tell him once again,

Bobby: 54:37

not the star of my own life.

Jim: 54:39

What if you could pick out your own cheeses and meats and it was delicious. Yeah, everywhere you fucking go everywhere. Pick three cheeses, pick three meats. There you go. Oh,

Bobby: 54:50

I don't like him because it gets prudery bar

Jim: 54:53

struggling. Bar shark wrote.

The Miz: 54:57

My name is Bobby Jr. and I'm the owner. operator of shark crude rebar sir columbus ohio shark

Bobby: 55:05

hooter Sharpshooter. Like really

Jim: 55:09

jars cooter shot her husband got deployed in sharp scooters been out ever since. Oh my god sharp put it away Rs Rs kiters out

Bobby: 55:23

oh no

Jim: 55:27

no ideas you're blacked out.

Bobby: 55:29

I'm not I'm I'm high like that's really is your whole

Jim: 55:33

body like you know when your whole body goes burned

Bobby: 55:39

that's what just feels like

The Miz: 55:40

Shark Kuta rebar.

Bobby: 55:42

I'm going to start coupe cooter bar. I can't believe I'm going on that cuter bar.

The Miz: 55:48

Why haven't

Jim: 55:50

I said I can't believe I'm going on a trip alone. Do we? Whoa, like I'm in trouble. You might be. Bad thing I might get fucked.

Bobby: 55:57

Like I feel like it's actually like, amazing, Jim.

The Miz: 56:00

Yeah, probably better off without me.

Jim: 56:03

Oh, no, here we go.

The Miz: 56:06

Okay, I didn't mean that to be a huge statement. Now.

Jim: 56:09

I'm gonna I'm gonna send you an email at 845 in the morning and you're not gonna like it. Okay, it's gonna be a long, long, asshole. You're like, why was that the thing that sent him?

The Miz: 56:21

Make sure you sent me like three texts with at least four type of protects. And that's what

Jim: 56:27

you should be calling me to proofread my email. I don't know. Proofread, guys. I don't know why you do. Bobby can't type like random words. Like I am the one that says words and then reads over.

Bobby: 56:41

I'm like reading it like I'm like, make your point always come across. We're always like, you need to put an apostrophe

Jim: 56:47

like

Bobby: 56:47

it could be a lot shorter. Like I really don't have to go for like four paragraphs. It could probably be a paragraph and you'd be good.

Jim: 56:52

You could just say I fucking hate you and oh, I don't want to be your friends. And well last

Bobby: 56:57

time was the last time I said something now it's put against me all the time. You're again you're me mean. You said no. mean you're

Jim: 57:07

so me. I really cannot go on a trip alone to we Whoa. Like it's to vibey energetically continued. Why? Cuz you guys have to come like I

Bobby: 57:17

trying to get Michael to buy me a ticket but it's not happening. And I can't get to work. I

Jim: 57:22

don't think just come Friday. Night. Yeah, right, literally. So come

Bobby: 57:28

you can stay in my room who? First of all I'm not saying that weird bed and breakfast. I don't do Bed and Breakfast. I'll tell

Jim: 57:34

you 50 is known around I think it's weird like

The Miz: 57:37

paying as much as you'd like to and it's like a It's not cheap.

Bobby: 57:42

It's like weirdos running the house. No dice. Like I picture like some kind of like, no. When I say boutique hotel I

Jim: 57:48

mean very well run like you have to see other people in there like in your rooms next to you like No, no, you have your own private room and bathroom like no one sees you but they do have breakfast every day. Does it feel like you're in a house though? It's a large house but do they like putting like sound barrier walls or so? Yeah, they redid the whole house. Okay, the Boehner 1918 But

Bobby: 58:07

the rest is redone. The rest is 2008 baby. Fuck this whole Alright, well, I feel like we've covered a lot this whole I don't know if this is the end of

Jim: 58:17

like this. I have a topic. Okay. So here's what I was gonna bring up. Not just can you

Bobby: 58:24

brighten up? Not always.

Jim: 58:27

Okay, so this is something I read about online. I didn't realize October 17 through the 23rd is invisible disabilities week. Let me just tell you what this post was explaining to me on Instagram what invisible disabilities are. They aren't really invisible. Here's why. Okay, so we get the first one kind of makes a little sense. They might use mobility aids like a wheelchair mobility scooter cane or walking stick that's disability. So that sounds like visible disability. Okay. They might have medical devices like an oxygen tank. Okay, cool. Cool. Then we scroll through and we get to this page people with quote invisible disabilities might zone out. Okay, that's one have difficulty with balance and coordination including frequently dropping things and having difficulty stairs gay. Okay, another one. Have difficulty with simple tasks like opening a jar. So okay, every female depicted in every movie ever I have poor posture. As I'm slumped over apparently an invisible disability DOM walk and move slowly take frequent breaks when walking lean against walls when possible Bobby and sit down in unlikely places like on the floor of a store Bobby My legs hurt this one's from his appear cranky or irritable. Okay isn't a disability disability.

Bobby: 59:50

We're all disabled.

Jim: 59:51

make frequent trips to the restroom.

Bobby: 59:54

That's me, Bobby. At night.

Jim: 59:57

Wear clothes considered unusual for the climate like a sweater in the Summer to help regulate body temperature.

Bobby: 1:00:02

I'm always hot ya know?

Jim: 1:00:04

How about restful sleep more often than a non chronically ill person Bobby? But I don't sleep at night that well you're because you're doing naps every afternoon okay take longer than usual to respond to a text or call Ms

Bobby: 1:00:18

are you fucking cities are

Jim: 1:00:19

literally all invisible so I just want to know like, when you want to come on I can't like when our disability is actually just normal. And like are we taking away from our actual disabilities when we say things like there's no line anymore because I'm saying like someone who's missing a leg is that you know, I'm not trying to play disability Olympic but like, who is actually disabled and not like zoned out is a disability. Right does everyone everybody right and so if everyone's disabled then people with actual disabilities are we taking side away from the attention away from that

Bobby: 1:00:51

we need to totally because we don't even pay it because there's zero line now there's zero line with anything I'm really noticing I'm actually start to get pissed. And that's like, yeah, when you get pissed and let everyone live, but pretty soon it's gonna hit you and you're gonna get past Oh, no, I'm more moderate to be honest.

Jim: 1:01:05

Clearly. You're from Atlanta with divorced parents like perfect setup.

Bobby: 1:01:10

Yeah. I don't know what I was going with that but I just felt like very passionate for a second.

Jim: 1:01:13

You're like I'm angry. And I'm tired. Are you saying you know why?

The Miz: 1:01:20

America bad

Bobby: 1:01:21

is bad spot. I don't know.

Jim: 1:01:23

So What's bad is that you forgot everything but basically you're mad about there's no line anymore. Correct. Okay, here it is. He's mad. Yeah, there's no line running back to the madness. No, there's

Bobby: 1:01:32

no line so like, like the bullpen thing?

Jim: 1:01:35

On my end of the arm barn, like why

Bobby: 1:01:40

barn I'll be a problem because it's really like, you know, oh, asleep on us. Oh my god, he just fell asleep.

Jim: 1:01:51

Holy shit.

Bobby: 1:01:52

And it's hard for me to feel like the second best friend or whatever. Like you just fall asleep but on the main character. I love

The Miz: 1:02:04

talking

Jim: 1:02:14

talk for like, 10 minutes. You're not talking?

Bobby: 1:02:18

The line Honey, we're

Jim: 1:02:19

talking? At least you remember this?

The Miz: 1:02:22

You're like mad about him disabled says.

Bobby: 1:02:26

No. There's no line. It just keeps going and Bobby

Jim: 1:02:32

color in the lines.

The Miz: 1:02:34

No line. What line do you want?

Bobby: 1:02:36

I want to just know where like, where's too far? Like, oh, you're passing out of your desk. You're disabled? Like, am I gonna get disability now and get paid? Like, is that what that means? Because if that's the case, I have invisible disabilities. out at your desk. you're disabled, but you'll get disability. I wonder we can't have only one checkout person at Kroger on a Sunday. God he's relating things that don't make sense. No, they do me Oh, no, they

The Miz: 1:03:01

this is the intent.

Jim: 1:03:04

This isn't a Trump fan. It is for me, honey. You know why and these goddamn illegals crossing our border.

Bobby: 1:03:12

And this is why I can't be the leader of my own story.

Jim: 1:03:17

Oh my god, I'm just like, I'm just mad at the line. No,

Bobby: 1:03:22

there's no line anymore. So like, how do you know? Like, every again, it's back to social collapse. It's back to all that it's legit. People are just like, melting together. Okay, we're all gonna disabilities. Like we're gonna be all these different like

Jim: 1:03:38

you had a disability so you can never work again. Don't even have like four that you're like, sir. I'm zoning out. And I also need to take breaks when walking. So I was just wondering if I could be at home today. I

Bobby: 1:03:50

can't I have a high

The Miz: 1:03:52

human resources. I can't walk without sweating. I need to wash my car and get a big potato.

Bobby: 1:04:00

I need a break. One day potato last week because of my new

Jim: 1:04:05

didn't have any diabetes,

Bobby: 1:04:07

my disability. And you know,

Jim: 1:04:09

you look you look you know what was it on that list? Here's what wasn't on that list. Oh.

Bobby: 1:04:15

Oily as fuck right now look at my face like shiny.

The Miz: 1:04:18

Oily no man. I love it.

Jim: 1:04:20

You do kind of always oily I haven't you look like someone basted you before you

Bobby: 1:04:24

shower after last night. I just did makeup remover so maybe I'll have some makeup on from Halloween.

The Miz: 1:04:30

Oh, no man. Oily to me. It's Hi. I was youthful.

Bobby: 1:04:35

Oily Eagles youthful.

The Miz: 1:04:37

I didn't have 20 7pm Yeah, I

Bobby: 1:04:39

gotta go to bed. I'm like ready for bed? Yeah. Well, I'm really glad. Work things.

Jim: 1:04:49

Staring around li it's seven 7pm Sunday October Wow.

The Miz: 1:04:57

I'm I have to say the episodes I've driven some drama to well will say

Jim: 1:05:04

oh shit will say. That's true. And honestly, it's true.

Bobby: 1:05:09

I mean, he's not wanting people like drama Why do you think that like Big Brother and

Jim: 1:05:14

No, no, no no drama.

Bobby: 1:05:16

All right, everybody well, make sure you subscribe and share with your friends. It's been another great week. mez anything you want to say close out the episode. Now, Jim, anything you want to say to close the episode?

Jim: 1:05:28

I just want everyone to remember who their friends are and what really matters in life and love each other.

The Miz: 1:05:36

Shut the fuck out.

Bobby: 1:05:38

Thanks, guys. Bye