"The Devolution of a Gay Podcast"

Bobby: 0:00

Hello everybody welcome to another episode of not Well, I am Bobby.

Jim: 0:04

And I'm Jim we're here after we went to an Oktoberfest at a gay bar and like regular Oktoberfest but with gays just was good. No it was worse. There are a lot there are people taking shots it was pretty bad I don't want to say that people were you but they were shot shot.

Unknown: 0:22

I didn't do a shot. Oh, I guess I'm scared. Oh well low LOD and do a shot.

Bobby: 0:29

I did and my partner picked us up and when I was in trouble, okay, and we had this sauce at this Korean place that I can't.

Jim: 0:38

So we were we went to the tell story. We went to cabins which has an Oktoberfest and it's it's, it's a it's an Irish, it's an Irish bar. Let's put it that way. So you can imagine there are people there are beer winches walking around selling pretzels. They're selling cheap plastic jewelry. They're selling probably themselves for $100 selling their body because I've learned Ratan bought RAM boys are pretty cheap. And there was such thing as rent boy and I'll we'll talk about that later. What that later. But yeah, so we're just like hanging out this Oktoberfest. And as you know, Bobby is a big fan of beer. I mean, you put beer in front of me early on.

Bobby: 1:16

I'm very fit for it. I'm very in the body type for beer. A stomach like that can hold a lot.

Jim: 1:23

So yeah, we had a little fun day. And we also want to get your mood and your mood. We had pretzels. And I wear my little Oh, yeah. Oh, my shorts. Stand up and show your shorts. And follow your penis my follow up. Actually, yeah. Oh, God. These are Bobby's shorts. Everyone take a good look, because that's the last you'll see of them. He wears them once a year per request his partner question. So yeah, that's the shorts. I was a little hard today. He was a bad boy. And he the crowd that we saw at our local they really really liked it. They

Bobby: 2:05

were looking at a feat you like you like ugly and there were some

Jim: 2:09

hobbits at the watering holes talk about this so can we yeah, we gotta okay go offices. Because I need to. I need to get those fucking things on. He was talking about like how people go out nowadays Gen Z included. Now

Bobby: 2:21

I get it. You played kickball today?

Jim: 2:25

And now how did you play kickball? Like did you use did you have toe cover? And then you kick that ball with your

Bobby: 2:33

face and your feet? It's like It's like you dropped a barbell on your toes. And you just decided that that was the day you're gonna work for

Jim: 2:45

we saw this person God love him.

Bobby: 2:48

He's probably a great listener.

Jim: 2:50

He's probably not I don't know when he's when

Bobby: 2:53

he was listening to Joe just want to throw that in there

Jim: 3:00

that's your fucking clear code to be like, absolutely avoid.

Bobby: 3:03

So we went to this nasty little bar. We met a throttle at this little fucking bar. And this is like a triple I've met before. By the way, they're at Roseland everywhere and they're they fuck everyone.

Jim: 3:17

You know, it's like they were like, you know one person isn't enough for me. I need to so let's make a throttle. But then they're like actually, we're fucking bored everyone let's go to the campground. Let's go to camp.

Bobby: 3:30

It's really interesting when you see a throttle because you know they're not into the same thing the one guy knows has cuts on his leg.

Jim: 3:36

burn marks he always like he's smoking and then he's like burn. I think he gets abused. And he's a puppy abuser pop. Well, the one that has the cuts on him is a puppet now can we talk about what that even is? Yeah.

Unknown: 3:49

So we talked about the fact that the fact that you got Wolf?

Jim: 3:55

I got whiffed. Wow. So I'm hanging out. Okay, so I see this cute little guy and I'm like, What do you have a chain around your neck and has a little lock and as your Oh, it's a puppy tag. I'm like, he's a pup. So we're like hanging out and then that guy's like leaving like I have to say goodbye to you. And I was like, What do you mean? How do you I've just met you about 15 minutes ago. I don't give a fuck. Penny. And then he's like, well worth worth worth. And I love what what's that

Bobby: 4:27

you got buffed up.

Jim: 4:28

I literally was like, what's that? He's like, my name is neon. I said and my name is Avalon. I just made that up on the fly. Nyan and Avalon. I thought they sounded like puppy lovers going off in the distance I'm sorry. So he tried to connect with your pup he tried to connect with my pup wow, I got roughed out rough rough rough.

Bobby: 4:48

You got roughed in October 1. You

Jim: 4:51

got to go right go rough rough. I did rough back. I know I'm breaking it you look Like a dog roughed out and I go, I feel sorry if my eyebrows look better. Maybe not. But I do like a dog. I look like a dog a lesbian

Bobby: 5:10

dog. Which is fine. No shame or hate but you just look go. Wow, you look gross

Jim: 5:19

lesbian dog like that. Everything just went from cute little play along to Well, let's

Bobby: 5:24

talk about your pitch. No, I'm

Jim: 5:26

not hateful. Let's see, you're the one who made terrible. My dinner spots.

Unknown: 5:33

If I'm telling you right now,

Jim: 5:35

I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you right now.

Bobby: 5:38

These are not the spots. I quit. I quit. I researched. Okay,

Jim: 5:46

Bobby did a lot of research. Bobby is good at looking up restaurants, places to eat because you know, the whole food connection for Google. Thank God for Google because he can't eat it all. What's that?

Unknown: 6:00

I'm sorry. Did you?

Jim: 6:01

I thought you said something. No, I

Bobby: 6:03

didn't say anything.

Jim: 6:03

I'm seeing little chunks of chili pepper cotton your teeth. I think it's from the Korean sauce.

Bobby: 6:08

Now, can you get my list out because I have a lot of things I didn't talk about. But obviously I have to record because we're on Growler. Even though there's like six I have

Jim: 6:15

a lot of things to talk about. Do you really? Oh yeah. I have like eight things written down. Okay, now.

Bobby: 6:22

This is like really fucked up. Okay. Your inner monologue. Okay. Okay.

Jim: 6:29

Do you talk to yourself all day long? All day long. I think to myself all day long isn't fucking bizarre, though. When you really stop and be quiet. Okay, you're talking to yourself all day long. Stop and be quiet even to yourself.

Bobby: 6:42

Just listen right now. Have you talk to yourself yet?

Jim: 6:47

Yeah, I kept hearing the fan. Oh, I just heard the fan. What were

Bobby: 6:52

your so apparently some people don't understand the inner dialogue.

Jim: 6:57

They don't have it. Yeah. So we were like don't understand it. I'm like autism. Like somebody sounds wrong there.

Bobby: 7:03

But like, isn't that we should all should have an inner dialogue. But we talk to ourselves all day long. Oh,

Jim: 7:09

I mean, day in day out, like literally morning honey. And it's like, I like walk by a mirror. I'm like, good luck, girl.

Bobby: 7:15

Good. Look at you, honey. Good. Good. Yeah. And it's like wait, I didn't say that. But you got my head. Enter sigh

Jim: 7:22

So you're thinking of consciousness? That's called sort of I've got a big weird feeling about our does Brian whack Why does Brian talk me? Know

Bobby: 7:32

it's serious. It's like very serious.

Jim: 7:35

And next let's go down the list on swan. I'm a little concerned that we might be in for a rough ride today. Okay, slides coming on. Okay, now this was something you mentioned so childhood okay that head again of trauma again of life.

Bobby: 7:53

Did your parents ever literally stand at the goddamn door? Like women tell you because he's got him shadow and everything. And they like flick the lights? Like get in the house? You're like, but you would pretend like you didn't see that flicker? Did you? Is that something your parents said that like let's start at the beginning. Did your parents flicker the light? Like come in the house that meant come in the house? I die and now you went to private school so like you might have just been like

Jim: 8:18

I'm like boy we had the butler run after us to find it as like back home Mommy wants you

Bobby: 8:25

the deacon chase you chase shaken Chase shell Okay, so basically what I'm oh my god please stop you have to help me so bad

Jim: 8:47

chicken see the

Bobby: 8:49

porch lights? Okay, so we used to be outside Listen, this was so fucked up if I had kids right now I'd be like your your

Jim: 9:01

you will be yelling at your kids meeting

Bobby: 9:03

probably is right now I have a dog and I'm already like pitch get in the house have added to me tell you I will be the parent they'll be flicking the lights so fucking hard like I'm talking like why the fuck Couldn't we just communicate in a normal way and like say hey, I'm gonna put on the light and when you see the light on I would love for you to come inside. Okay, I'll come inside but when you have to make it

Jim: 9:30

but when you have to flick the beam on those looking that

Bobby: 9:34

light like so hard you're like your dad is like literally staring going

Jim: 9:38

God fucking Darren I wish this were your post he's like a god I want in one go. I

Bobby: 9:44

hate those kids that you spawned. When they're doing that.

Jim: 9:50

When daddy's flicking out there you

Bobby: 9:51

are in the quarterback acting like you don't see that like so you're like

Unknown: 9:55

what's that? Whose is that?

Bobby: 9:57

Alright guys, let's keep playing Let's keep yeah

Jim: 10:00

I don't see it. I think it's just a trope your eyes you saw it. You saw a new fucking you saw your parents like flicking that light flicked after you flipped your mom, her beam, he flipped that light bulb. And when that light bulb came on is that what keeps her flicking a beam? Well, he's got a practice on that light bulb. Kids giving God damn How can you imagine? Now if I know today my daughter would never let my nephews like go outside and be like, Alright, well we put on the light come home. Oh, she would never trust them our youth, they're going to jail. So that's worth anything. So he's gonna send them to jail

Bobby: 10:36

rat, and it's appropriate. And that's the kind of man that I've heard. I was like, how and that's, that brings my next subject involved with this is like, is there anything deviant that you did that? Like you were a deve? Were you a deve I was a diva. I did what did you do as a kid that was like so wrong. But you never told me buddy. Or one

Jim: 10:56

time I played this game with two friend girls and girls is that a word? Girlfriends, girlfriends friends that were girls friends that were girls and they were kind of like, not really my friends. But because my parents were friends. They became friends with me because I had to hate because you would hang out with the you know, you'd like the parents or drinks. Oh, weird parents having a bowl and then you're just kind of like with the kids. My role is to make

Bobby: 11:21

friends with this kid because now they're drunk and we have to figure out how to get home.

Jim: 11:25

You just drive my life man. Terrible. So yeah, like I'm hanging out with them. Um, one day, like, the data that we I was at their house, and it's just me and the other two girls. And the dad was like, I have to go pick up something from the store. You guys gonna be okay. And we were like 12. So we're like old enough to just Yeah, relax on the couch. We went upstairs and played a little game.

Bobby: 11:46

We talked about this. And we do you can tell by your mother

Jim: 11:49

to my mother. That the mother My mother, Mom said. Do you remember this? Well, yeah. We talked about are you there? Now? We

Bobby: 11:58

talked about your childhood plus touch. A couple weeks ago, we talked about this when you actually had some footsie? When you were like Dan, and you got in trouble. Your mom would come in the room and she would even look you in the eye and she's like, she's like Jim Carrey or Jama and you're like, oh, Jimmy boy. Someone's trouble mantapa and he was in trouble and Jimmy was in trouble

Jim: 12:23

I could use right now a crab Rangoon. inappropriate. I need to focus. Okay.

Bobby: 12:35

So we came on but like also went on to the creek. Did you play in the creek as Kid

Jim: 12:41

apps fucking loosely. No, there was a there was a creek in the woods. We were going mercury poisoning lead poisoning. It was like pour it on me. You are. You're on me.

Bobby: 12:53

Bringing on me tsunami.

Jim: 12:55

I mean, the literally water is just they were like not even crawfish can survive that your work. koffice

Bobby: 13:01

fish. Girl. Oh, catch a crawfish gotta try to catch you remember this one guy who's in the science and ended up killing himself in real life. He gave me one of these things to take. Yeah,

Jim: 13:14

was it a poison pill? Oh,

Bobby: 13:16

it was I ate it and I put it my mouth in my mouth. It was like some natural natural apparently mental ziggurat and the woods of Georgia. were addicted to nicotine I forgot that but then he ended up doing like fentanyl I think and died. It'll get

Jim: 13:31

you it'll get you it'll get rest

Bobby: 13:33

is smart. So he was smart. And God rest his it's like, he was so smart. It's like oh, what's the smart?

Jim: 13:41

They're really are they're like, You know what? Those drugs really ruined them.

Bobby: 13:44

And I'm like, you ruined them. And that's why they had to go to drugs. Let's

Jim: 13:48

and there's a lot of people on here who know if the parents drive you to drugs? Is it really your fault? No. And you just keep doing them every day and to go night because it will help it will get you night.

Bobby: 13:59

It does get you into a soft silent soul tree.

Jim: 14:02

Yeah. Trigger warning.

Bobby: 14:05

So I know I know. You have some things to talk about. I slept I did. I did have a really fun unit. You'd bring me more I'm not gonna lie to the childhood story. I thought for sure that you would have some issues that you need to discuss, but you clearly have blocked them

Jim: 14:18

more. Oh, okay. So I need to bring up something and I'm gonna need to keep this in front of me because I can't remember this fucking recipe. You know how we've always been talked about Matt being well, the word is old. And certain parts not working or working. We're not sure

Bobby: 14:35

feet. Balls.

Jim: 14:37

I didn't say dick. Now. The other issue is the foodie eats so we know he loves cottage cheese. He loves Oh yeah, I'm sorry. Food. He likes nursing home food.

Bobby: 14:47

Like the applesauce. It does go. Oh, ah,

Jim: 14:51

ah, he doesn't want to chew is what I'm saying. So we, as a side story had to go to his Parents House on Tuesday because his aunt died in a car crash. So that's what I wanted to bring up first, let's say Mother wanted to move the kid in. Nope, not that one. Like that and that's his sister. But like her mom, I need to bring up this because I just have a feeling I want to know if you believe in curses. No. Okay, because you've never met anyone or any family in particular, that feels cursed, perhaps like, everything bad happens to them or that person. Like, do you know any cursive people?

Bobby: 15:30

I feel like I'm sitting next to one. Well, no, I actually don't believe in curses at all. Really? I just think it's kind of bullshit. I think it's a way for us as a society to try to justify the fact that our people are fuck ups and they fucked something up and you don't want to admit it. So you're like, Oh, we're discouraged. It's like no, your uncle John like literally like killed the butcher like we're not we're not cursed like he's a murderer or do you know I'm saying like if Jeffrey Dahmer stab was like, Oh, we're just cursed. It's like, aren't you? I'm saying now

Jim: 16:03

not saying

Bobby: 16:05

I'm serious. You just went off I did. I went and and I went off. Well, you haven't watched armor yet? So that's your problem. And I can't hold back girl.

Jim: 16:12

I don't need to I know all about who really do. Okay.

Bobby: 16:15

I promise. I promise. I hope you watch it. I

Jim: 16:18

promise to pray to God. I hope this is a big thick. So basically Matt's family everyone in it gets cancer. Everyone does it from Campbell gin. No, I get it where there's a lot of commercials for that. Have you noticed that there's a million commercials.

Bobby: 16:37

If you drink the water at Campbell Jenner like I want to say yes at

Jim: 16:39

this point. You've seen a lot of advertisement about lawyers for Campbell was talking about that come to me if you want a real lawyer no

Bobby: 16:46

the daddy at a wall t shirt Daddy at AOL number eight. Well, the teacher they were all talking about Campbell's you when you went to the bathroom. Why are we getting camp was June emails

Jim: 16:56

because if you lived there, you were exposed to poisonous water for decades. So it's like a family and yourself. The US government poisoned people for wired. It's weird. It's we're not why are we surprised they gave out smallpox. The US government has always poisoned people. Okay, um, so Campbell is June. That's happening a lot. That's right.

Bobby: 17:16

Yep. Sad.

Jim: 17:18

I'm exhausted.

Bobby: 17:21

Are you so tired? I'm so sorry. Oh, wow.

Jim: 17:27

I just wanted to taste that. I'm sorry. Keep bringing your notes because that's what you hit your notes. Okay. Okay. So I wanted to bring this up. This is the this is the recipe for the food that Matt likes to eat. One container of Cool Whip. One large container of cottage cheese.

Bobby: 17:44

Wait, is this what you kept track of during?

Jim: 17:46

Yeah, here we go. Oh my god. Cool Whip cottage cheese. Large packets orange yellow. One can crushed pineapple drained, chopped walnuts as much as you want. So chopped up you can add one can drain mandarin oranges if you want. I like to put mini marshmallows. If they are really fresh. Oh

Bobby: 18:10

he loves ambrosia is what he's saying.

Jim: 18:12

I like to let them sit in a bowl. To dry out a little bit more. I have them because they get mushy. I mix the drain crushed pineapple with the dry jello mix. That's literally like integrating a food that he loves. He opened this little like container tin lid. And I'm like what the fuck is he's like, it looks orange and fluffy. landroid oranges. It looks like an orange. Neon dry. Oh

Bobby: 18:42

my God. He eats like the first

Jim: 18:43

four. It was a container of Cool Whip cool quip where I've gotten

Bobby: 18:49

jello and crushed up graham cracker on Bronco. Take a spoon of peanut butter in that cool web it was a

Jim: 19:21

I love it. This gives us a fatto Thank you. Hey, yeah, now

Bobby: 19:30

a little scoop trail take that scoop and you mix on that cool app. It mixes around it's like it makes the coolest peanut butter. I'm telling you it's a way to save lose weight.

Jim: 19:45

Ah Oh, you took a PB two you just really whitewash heard me if you put the PB two on it. Here's something I thought um,

Bobby: 19:54

what do you think?

Jim: 19:56

What do you do wrong?

Bobby: 19:58

I mean seriously and TV.

Jim: 20:00

No Where do you know where I went this week? Where do I go on Thursday night? Where did my fancy Asheboro to connect with people? You'll never fuck yeah, that's right. I went to the gala at the art museum.

Bobby: 20:14

It's a picture of his tuxedo. tuxedo. Look at me. I'm a whore. Like it was a cell put pictures like, I'm a whore and I was like,

Jim: 20:22

yep. And I was sorry. Hi, how are you? Now?

Bobby: 20:26

Did you fuck the ex mayor is what I want to know.

Jim: 20:28

Mayor Coleman give me a long hard look in the bathroom. He's gonna be hon. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Soft knees a lot soft. Just, I mean, well at the urinal.

Bobby: 20:40

When you're a male, you can see all the famous people you want at the urinal,

Jim: 20:43

the urinals really? Don't give a fuck. It's very clear. Don't give us a

Bobby: 20:47

clear version of what's really going on.

Jim: 20:49

I have a thought you are. So my pussy right now is still maturing. I really the estrogen has helped. But I would say the lips are a little sore. I will give a really I've had to stretch them every night. Because because you can't just take a dick all of a sudden from a new policy. So I've had to kind of use some dilators and butt plug shaped things to get in there. Open it up, open it up. And that way my boyfriend when he finally wants to follow a friend who's your hug fiance? Well, aren't you not like, fuck a policy? Or you're already dead and he liked it? Fine.

Bobby: 21:29

Like all you gotta do is get pissy and honey who love you forever. And honestly, it is some other people out there who are trying to fuck this whole but can they pretend to be pissy so I can feel like you're gonna get twig out. I'm just gonna sing.

Jim: 21:41

Now and Brad. That's why if we grew up placees Honey, we would be if I weren't see. You'd be done. Oh, you'd be done. Oh, I would have fog you would be done. If

Bobby: 21:55

I had a patsy. My puzzle we eat every day. First of all. Oh,

Jim: 21:59

I mean, I just if I had a pussy. Everyone at work could have a taste. Yeah. Well, there's not really anyone else other than that one person. But yeah, well, we the person at work that I have fantasized about?

Bobby: 22:12

Well, unfortunately. We'll find out more about that person later in,

Jim: 22:18

in our bachelor party and potentially our bachelor party,

Bobby: 22:21

which I just found out 30 new people that we're going

Jim: 22:26

so it is true. Bobby did make plans for a bachelor party. Everyone out there who thinks he's after watching our episodes like terrible at you know, technology probably isn't gonna be able to do anything. He actually made reservations for restaurants. And I had him approved. I feel like you're not really getting what you need to get what you came for.

Unknown: 22:49

I got it. Down. Balam.

Jim: 22:52

Now, there's some things we need to talk about though. Okay. First of all, where's the pizza I ordered.

Bobby: 22:58

The second thing I'm going to talk about. The first thing I'm gonna talk about one or two make I don't like to say Khaled or haters. Now,

Jim: 23:08

this is from nobody who knows. We don't know who this is. But anyways, the title is the devolution of a podcast one star out of five. Why care facilities let them play with the adult equipment. I don't know title change, flushing them is losing Podcast Awards. when electrons are direct currency, steal the ones these two are wasting. Now the guy in charge demonstrates that he can't count or doesn't care.

Bobby: 23:36

Now I want to address this really quickly. First of all, I love it. Thank you so much. Thank

Jim: 23:41

you, honestly, honestly, right.

Bobby: 23:43

It's another one to be honest with you. I think it'll be really funny.

Jim: 23:47

This you only think that each of us has one electron around us. What a fucking idiot. Yeah, and I'm just gonna let that slide and we'll go ahead and let that sink in with you because we know you listen or you barely listened. We know you listen and you wanted to Suck my cock last Wednesday night, but I wouldn't let you because I was on a happy hour time. And I had to go back to the table and order another drink. But we know who you are. First of all we know I know who he is Yep, that Sam yep yeah, I know and but that hater doesn't want to know that. Wait, I know I'm in trouble. Well, you

Bobby: 24:34

know who did it

Jim: 24:40

yep, wow. Yep. And that's how the cookie crumbles. When the cookie crumbles like wait, yeah, who

Bobby: 24:45

did it? No way. Are you trying to start chat?

Jim: 24:53

I'm not I'm neither starting nor stopping. Well, I don't have a bitch wants to get fun. What up?

Bobby: 25:00

Here's the here's the reality of the situation. Okay, what is it? I don't know what this pod casts award that we lost, as I don't know what awards we were up for. So there's that. So we're up for something. Thank you so much for letting us know, because we had no fucking idea. I mean, you're usually the pay for yourself to get in this is why I haven't done it. Yeah, he's poor. No offense, like,

Jim: 25:24

gay, I shall pay their way through anything to pay for. I want that award. And we'll do that.

Bobby: 25:30

Oh, it's paid 250 And you can get into the nominations award it's like wait a second I

Jim: 25:35

have to pay you to get into a nomination or engage wins them all. When not surprised? And yeah,

Bobby: 25:42

I think it's a little like bizarre how late it was for like a year at the MS like, okay, that's been like, that was over a year or 10 months and that's now this weekend went to dead mouse. Okay, and I want to see like an old DJ for when I was like a kid.

Jim: 26:45

dead mouse. I was like, isn't dead house dead? Like literally alive? Actually. That's a part where I was like, say something the mouse is still doing shows.

Bobby: 26:54

Yes. And I'd be Oh, he knows. He's like, I'm gonna get started or like

Jim: 27:08

yeah, go ahead. We don't like we're who

Bobby: 27:10

put your he's like, Put your drinks up. I mean, you've you're fucking all adults. You know what you're doing? It was like, okay, and they do it. Anyway, it's

Jim: 27:17

literally like 50 year olds, like, we love dad, mouse.

Bobby: 27:19

There's like 50 year olds, there's like 20 year olds, we're like, oh my god. We're seeing a legend. He's like, Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't lie. I don't even think of myself as a little duck. In the bathroom. And so when I go

Jim: 27:30

and what were you doing in there? I had a pee like, oh, yeah, man, but some

Bobby: 27:35

guy goes. Sweet dude. It's a Grumpy Bear.

Jim: 27:41

He touched your at the top tip while you're in the bathroom. Yeah,

Bobby: 27:45

actually. urinal because that solves it. You

Jim: 27:49

know what? I knew where pain so if

Bobby: 27:53

honestly, in a urinal, all I really need is like the blockage of you.

Jim: 27:57

Yeah, I don't care if you can see my dick all day. Yeah. Face and that's how I feel if I can someone else so true. That's fine.

Bobby: 28:06

Just placing Cincinnati like was amazing. I'm not gonna lie. Like I know I don't say a lot about Cincinnati ever. Because it's usually you don't speak highly of Cincinnati. And why would you I mean, this place was so great. This venue just another I just felt really old and it just felt very,

Jim: 28:22

I just had a lot of thoughts about how I would design urinals every year and all designer same because I was like you'd cut out the part around the urine or rat to like the body like shoulder I don't want to look you in the face. But I don't really care if you see me but if I stepped up to a urine I can look left and right and just see the fuckin host you want to have like, I want to see it. Oh, so you're like fully open. But from shoulder up is blocked. You can't see or left or right. You can't see people you're gonna wanna see down only below the full body full deck. And like, it's like showing off because like straight guys love to show up. But also I'll tell you if you don't want to show off. You don't know that people are looking at you because yeah, like in your own zone, right? You don't even know. See you right here matter and be like

Bobby: 29:07

hi, how are you taking too long? I'm taking too long.

Jim: 29:11

30 games not sorry. I gotta go. Are you just playing around with it? Okay, okay, well, and I am

Unknown: 29:19

at least stepped up

Jim: 29:21

and let it go. You let me let me go when you go through that jockstrap mash I'm gonna look at here's

Bobby: 29:27

the problem. Okay, can I Oh, my penis. Yeah, well, not really. I don't want to cry. And I know I had little short shorts on tonight, which I already talked about a little bit but it was really daunting. When you're ready to go,

Jim: 29:40

baby but no one's looking well.

Bobby: 29:43

Or the dirty feet guy looked at me.

Jim: 29:46

Which I had a hobbit look at me it was so hot. Those dirty Clary nail those nails were like this long. I was like they were this long, like round and like, black or halfway over your toe like there's no first of all we have not had any maintenance. But second of all, why are you wearing Why are you wearing a slide on without socks? And they do that all and that's the thing. And I'm like, I look at a lot of guys. I'm like, so you're wearing pajamas right now. Or you're wearing gym clothes.

Bobby: 30:14

And they look disgusting. Same person as like,

Jim: 30:16

I like real man. No, I'm

Bobby: 30:18

single. I don't know why. I can tell you. It's your goddamn feet.

Jim: 30:23

Do you know how many people I've met that are single, but then they complain of like, why they're single? Why I'm saying like, You're wrong. I'm like,

Unknown: 30:32

a big old Busey, a little cocky and a bad mouth.

Jim: 30:36

I mean, honestly, I know, people. I've met so many people who are single, and they don't know why. And I'm like, I don't want to read that. And you're like, Oh, what do you say? Yeah. I don't know what to say. I'm like, Yeah, you're right. It's like, I would never understand why.

Bobby: 30:53

You're You're so lucky. If I was signal.

Jim: 30:54

Oh my god, if I receive love with you, and I just don't know why you're single. It's so weird. It's like the people these days the kids these days, I think from your pussy. It can't be that. You're like the horror of the neighborhood and you fucked everyone already down and then you're wondering where the knight in shining armor is? Can't be that it's probably it's probably it's what else could it be? Maybe because people are mainly so just

Bobby: 31:22

your toes.

Jim: 31:24

Will your mouth look at your toes looking at your mouth looking? If you are the body shop, you were like so just so you know. That guy doesn't really like you. He's just a washed up whore in Columbus name. And he doesn't want you thing is that he just wants anything that moves. He wants me is the problem. Oh, really excited to see any notions towards that. And what do you think of the text messages that I got?

Bobby: 31:48

Is there anything sundries? Oh, we

Jim: 31:50

know we had such a good intention coming in. Oh, yeah. Sorry about this. There's no way that absolutely I

Bobby: 31:56

thought we were going to lie did the mute. Okay, I'm sorry. We went to places you were like, Hey, if you're like, I want to drop my car off and then we can just like go to cabin sounds like gaslighting to me.

Jim: 32:06

I saw a guy into a group and he got slapped me. And I said we didn't have a good day. It's a Sunday. It's a nice fall day. Let's go to bed early. Get some sleep. We got the week ahead of us. What did Bobby say? Bobby said absolutely not. Bobby said no. You're not allowed. Bobby took me to a food hall and stuff my face. Um, that

Bobby: 32:25

was the fact that you took me to Oktoberfest. Where's that? I don't remember that. Short little short. footies on.

Jim: 32:33

Oh, you're such a horse. My little horse. I do remember. A lot of people like to I mean, I wouldn't say like, yeah, yeah, right. You're right. I want to say liked but I a lot of people noticed it is right. You got attention. And in media. That's all he wants is attention. So it's fine. It's fine. Whatever they thought you were

Bobby: 32:52

there was a invite that happened last week that might be rescinded. Happy Birthday and happy marriage, you fucking whore. Now, so my sundry is that I really kind of say something I've learned. I've learned. What have you learned here today? My sundry is not bad. It's actually good. Okay, that let me just say something really quick. If you have a problem with somebody in your life, oh, just be quiet for a second. And really observe and don't put your emotions into it. When you don't put your emotions to things that you observe. You're kind of like embarrassed for everyone. So I'm just saying that's my life right now. That's my sundry. I'm embarrassed for every fucking human on this earth. All you have is all everyone does is try to manipulate the social

Jim: 33:37

structure that can be true. That can be an that can be and you

Bobby: 33:41

just loved your watch. Yes. It's weird. It's like, Oh, God.

Jim: 33:46

Let's ask Oprah for a quick answer. You want to come record and it's all about love. And this is a wedding with

Bobby: 33:53

my son tree. I can help you. To me,

Jim: 33:55

to me. When they ask you to be stupid on camera.

Bobby: 34:00

I'm done. I'm done with the

Jim: 34:03

year just kind of observe. I like that. I'm just like this reason observer. You're smarter. I'm observer. My sundry is. Me. Well, no, um, you know, if you're really struggling in your life, and you're not really, let's say any type of queer, but you're really just like a washed up hoe, or a stray who married a Brazilian so you get like his citizenship and then you were just trying to fuck him because you were horny. And he had a big black Brazilian day and you tried to shoot and he tried to show your tedstone but he wasn't really sure if he liked women or not. But you married him anyway, so he could get a citizenship nice ring and you got a nice diamond ring because you suck that Dick Well, but we're not really sure if you ever socked his because he might be gay. I would like to say why are you at a gay bar right now? That's how it was. My question was I Nice looking at you and you're telling me how to look at it you're like look it up and down go up and down and up and down. Like I'm not trying to slather on butter to a corn on the cob. Everything relax okay so as we you know honey he needs it Oh,

Bobby: 35:19

we don't like talking

Jim: 35:20

yeah we're not good at it we're gonna hands we're only good at hands and holes

Bobby: 35:28

the hand is where it's at I'm sorry. I oh. Oh in the halls oh yeah I need you I can't hear you I need you to come over and come over

Unknown: 35:44

six other guys Leslie. Their ex they're already take care right and we're all dicks we're talking about the second deck Yeah, yeah

Jim: 35:56

nobody cares we all

Bobby: 35:57

suck dick care. So honey give us give us your tips

Unknown: 36:01

you don't take care of the other person we're going to take care

Bobby: 36:05

which and that I want to show you how to worse that you have poor sucks positive worst sex negative

Jim: 36:13

Yeah, I'm like like Matt Oh not often no not often enough we kind of like each other they want to see bills yeah yeah what is it even tastes like

Unknown: 36:51

hands on the motherfucker versus

Bobby: 36:52

okay so I mean some things are clean yes

Unknown: 37:04

I was married 30 years Okay, I want before the Brazil that's my second marriage. Okay America I'm trying to get these

Jim: 37:20

She wants us to learn how to suck Did you dive gonna get in trouble you're gonna get in trouble bring it up before you even go oh right all right. You got to do the teeth

Bobby: 37:49

yeah the teeth kicked in I'm in trouble already. Like game

Unknown: 38:02

come back year after year wow oh my god. I love when I scored it's all brand new brown

Jim: 38:24

thick clients. Oh my god. It's

Unknown: 38:26

worth a public face for me, John. John. Nice to meet you yeah

Jim: 38:54

I'm trying to suck a dick. If I'm trying to secondary like Don't tell me to

Unknown: 39:01

an adult pet girl. She

Jim: 39:02

wanted me to go all the way around. And I'm looking at her like, this is why you're single. This is why you Brazilian boyfriend is gay. So I had herpes on your mouth. There were bumps all over those lips. I

Bobby: 39:13

don't honestly know God loves her DOM.

Jim: 39:15

I hope it wasn't cancer. Because if it were Dawn just just AWS like there's the night to one more time we love you, Dawn, Dawn, but like, you know, you might want to find like a local like watering hole for you, you know, throw darts and also talk about Trump. You're literally smuggling people into this country. Yeah. voting for Trump. So you have a gold marble like I know you need something else in your life and like you got to find those teeth look like the end of a cigarette. The lit end of the lead and after a whole smoke fire. I mean, she came up to me and I was like it was like, well get the weed whacker. We're gonna have to think a lot of this shit off.

Bobby: 39:58

We don't get it though. I mean, everybody It comes with just like a link. I need you. There's so fun. Who are you were like,

Jim: 40:04

we're literally trying to have a drink. We're so like,

Bobby: 40:07

we're the most condescending icons.

Jim: 40:10

Yeah, we are. We're like I am God. It was so fun.

Bobby: 40:15

Stop talking to us. Just listen to me know who you are.

Jim: 40:18

You know, my dad is

Bobby: 40:21

Giuliani I'm gonna cut in and go peepee All right, well, this has been a fucking horrifying episode. It's trashed. It'll be final edited. Uh, well,

Jim: 40:31

I wouldn't get it down to 25 minutes, max. So this is not one that I would stretch out at all. I'm listening. Just listening to listen here how we sound right now speaking, it's a little bit like we're on a delay. It sounds horrifying. Yeah, exactly. Everyday.

Bobby: 40:45

Wow. We had some good points. You'll be surprised. You'll be actually president. I'm actually really weird. I'm surprised every time Hi. I'm saying, of course, when I look at it. I'm like, wow, you're actually kind of smarter. You know what I'm saying? I honestly think you're right. All right. Well, it's time for you to, like, look off. But if you're just want to see your deck,

Jim: 41:12

I don't need to see it. I've already felt it. It's massive. This huge, just like it's really it's really gotta Roselyn by the way. Yeah. Well, I know. I literally was feeling he was like, he gets like, let me get hard for you. And then he did. And I felt it. And I'm like, That's massive.

Bobby: 41:23

I'm first of all to go to bed. All right. And that's it. This is cheese. Thank you so much for joining us this week. I don't know why you're joining us anymore.

Jim: 41:33

After this episode. Let it go. You know, this is our going away episode we're saying like we've had a good run two and a half years is fine, but like three years. Watch the true crime podcasts like because they sound more fun.

Bobby: 41:46

This is not to be a true crime Podcast.

Jim: 41:48

I'm about to murder someone who keeps. Yep, that's him. That's him. That's my partner. He's a great partner in crime partner in crime.

Bobby: 41:56

We'll see you in Wilton Manors Goodbye. Have a good night. Thank you. Follow us. Follow us on Twitter. I don't know how we're gonna work out. This was bad.