The Eiffel Tower

Bobby: 0:00

This week on not well Bobby goes in New York City with Mikey they go on an adventure with MS to the ego where let's just say someone could have used knee pads every Bobby's texts with a pissed off twink from the eagle talk about swapped IVF babies changing friendships High School and if you have a class ring and letterman jacket we can't be friends

Unknown: 0:19

us and baby if you now welcome Jim Bobby in the midst This is raw chimney genius Hello buddy making worse Bob chiefin wildly waiting no no world is good for the last given Medicare when you see him there might just be some drama a lot of flare come

Bobby: 0:45

Well hello everybody welcome to not well we are not well.

Jim: 0:49

We are very unwell. Oh sorry. Might not well not well. Oh my god. The brand managers looked over at me like the brand manager

Bobby: 0:56

just call me a brand manager.

Jim: 0:58

Yeah, you're in charge of the brand, the brand managers my title the brand fabricator more like it because all this is fake. Yeah,

Bobby: 1:04

that's all well, that's you know what, that's a really good point. Being a creator is very tough. And is it has balls to do this. So what we do here guys is really a big deal.

Unknown: 1:13

We're creating.

Bobby: 1:14

It's hard to do. It's not easy. Like people can't do this. They think they can't and they can't. Sorry.

Jim: 1:19

I didn't realize that. It's also like not a way to make money.

Bobby: 1:26

Hi, Mizzi Hi.

Jim: 1:28

Where are you located? Currently?

The Miz: 1:30

I'm in New Hampshire for the holiday.

Bobby: 1:32

Are you so excited to be back home? Which holiday home?

The Miz: 1:37

Thanksgiving. Yeah, thanks. Oh,

Jim: 1:39

I thought you meant all the way through the New Year's.

The Miz: 1:41

No.

Bobby: 1:42

Oh, like the holidays. I think he said holiday. Oh, just wanted say a singular holiday. Yeah. Okay. So then you go back to New York and then you'll go back to for Christmas and New Year's or you

The Miz: 1:52

usually come back to New York for New Year's but this year, I don't think I'm going to Oh, I really

Bobby: 1:56

want to meet Jocelyn like I know, I want I need you to get to Columbus, but I also think means you need to come to New Hampshire, New Hampshire. Yeah, like I really think we should do a New Hampshire trip to the Shire. Like I almost want to actually want to Well, I don't have to have your drive to drive all three of us for two hours. But like I want to take the whole experience of flying to New York but yeah, the train to pilot

Unknown: 2:14

that to like get lit right. Let's get litski on the on the train. Oh,

The Miz: 2:19

my God, that happened yesterday. My dad, my God made me up and he met the text my mom and he texted me and he goes, he's shit faced

Unknown: 2:31

in there, like anything else now?

The Miz: 2:33

It's like, I just received the text to text Jocelyn.

Unknown: 2:38

And you were like, I'm not

Bobby: 2:39

Shannon. Oh, no. I mean, we drink a lot at brunch. And there was a moment where he goes like all of a sudden it just like it was time he was getting like, like home mode. Like he like had put makeup on a snack. Oh, yeah. Which hasn't been discovered yet. Why does he have to put makeup on his neck? Because he got bit by a vampire ethical.

Jim: 3:01

He does have two teeth marks like like it's perfect. Like, right on the vampire like almost like a snake bit. It looks like they're trying to take out your Adam's apple just like bite it out.

Bobby: 3:10

Maybe they were that'd be hot.

Jim: 3:12

Trans vampire looking for an Adam's apple. Gay. Wow,

Bobby: 3:20

that got dark. Yeah, there you go. It's

Jim: 3:22

dark. It is dark. And you're apparently grabbing dicks left and right. Yeah,

Bobby: 3:25

it was jogging. Right? So we walk in clothes fully with jacket. Like, like fully clothed jackets. I mean, I can I'll do you want to show to uh, yeah, I

Jim: 3:33

need a little recap, because it's two people know where you were this

Bobby: 3:36

so New York City. Oh my god. So me and Mikey had a trip. He had a voucher. I guess I didn't really realize that was why we went but he had a voucher and he's like, let's go to New York was like okay, what did you I bet you felt special

Jim: 3:47

voucher. Like he had like he's taking me on a trip he had a voucher like well, it was expiring at the end of the month and he takes a lot of plate like Oh does he does a bit local McDonald's makes me a lot of places.

Bobby: 3:59

I don't spend money. I hop I don't spend money for anything. That's true. You shouldn't have just on the podcast with an ass like that. You shouldn't have to know what the face like this now, honey. So anyway, we go to of course in classic llevo your and we go to New York. The first day we go we went and saw Van Gogh at the MoMA. The Museum of Modern Art in New York is only like three blocks from the hotel which I didn't even know that what yeah, like we were there and it's literally three blocks could have done themselves Carnegie Hall. But anyway, so we go there and I see Starry Night. And it was like really it was the actual Starry Night. Yeah, the real one that's really weird. Which no offense to my doctor boyfriend, but he was like, is this like the real story? No, it was like a replica. I'm like, why would they put a replica up in the biggest city? Like, no, it's New York like honey, it's New York. It's like I'm saying I go it's fucking New York.

Jim: 4:47

We want to bake it a good cheese, salt, pepper ketchup. So the real thing,

Bobby: 4:51

see the real thing and then we proceed to why how to take an inner mesh, clearly. I mean, I traveled all morning. I had a walk For blocks like inner mesh, like inner mesh, and actually we walked with Columbus Circle to like we did a block out already. That's enough I got like 18,000 steps that day. I mean it was like a nap right so took a little nap and then I woke up and it was time for a Reba Reba Oh, so we go I took out a bowl. As as I know as one does. I have my new parka on. I feel hot. I feel good. We actually meet Miss on the corner of ninth and 54th we like time to perfectly literally, I don't know literally it was kind of fucking like, like, a crash and you're like, hey, like, Oh, hey. Um, so we had a little reunion there and then we went to Rebo where we proceeded to get 32 ounce margaritas? Yes. And they're called Mama's apparently rather my grandmother, Leila. Abuela you have the Ebola. I think whatever is a smaller one. I

Jim: 5:48

was like, that's enough. Oh, that's like sister. It goes. He's like, if you fucking mess this up. I'll quit hermana

The Miz: 5:57

go Papa, Tia mama abuela

Bobby: 6:01

Tia you got to

Jim: 6:02

so then I didn't get abuela so you guys got two boilers then? Nobody else. Oh, so you didn't get the biggest we

Bobby: 6:07

got big mass. We didn't. Vegas? Oh no. We did not. You don't know this? Yeah. So we drink we get our food I get my taco salad been talking about for six months. taco salad. Everything's great. Until I decide to throw up. Again, you always fucking throw up. My

The Miz: 6:30

he also threw up at like 6:45pm

Bobby: 6:33

like we went to Okay, so first of all, you're like, all the time now. Like in the winter. It's like dark. Like like the sun goes behind the buildings at three o'clock and it's over and then by 430 It's pitch black. So I already feel like it's 10 o'clock. I can't Yeah, but it's only 630 I'm throwing up at a Reba Reba like, like I'm talking like

The Miz: 6:50

and then I went in the bathroom after him and it was viral. Like I was like seeing like, like puke green just like go around me it was Yes baby. Give it to me. Don't give it to me. I got nasty and

Bobby: 7:07

I had people knocking on the door. I was just I was like, so then I tried to pee on like on top of throwing up and then I had to throw up against I had to stop

The Miz: 7:13

like legitimately on the throw up. You peed on it? No, I

Bobby: 7:16

could on pee shy. So I had people knocking so I was like, Nah, let me try to pee while I'm here. Because I know I'm gonna have to pee. Nope, threw up throw everywhere. And then my stall right after and there's three other things. They of course fit my bathroom. And I'm like, sorry. Yeah, like I just puked. I gotta go drink another Margarita. And I did. Why did you throw up? I think there was some acid reflux happening and it like I kind of like choked and then the minute I choked like all the I think in the edibles hitting everything was like happening at once like I just down to Margarita like in 30 minutes so and I'm 37 so I'm older yeah your body's like to me six waters for I was like really thirsty so I drank the margarita pretty fast I think girl but anyway threw up. I know we're not well, but like this is beyond that. No, it was not well, it was pretty fucking embarrassing.

Jim: 8:05

as well. Last time you're in New York who threw up I throw up when we I owe you like you're like Hank. He throws up every Easton he threw up at up at Lake Erie when I took him to Lake Erie everywhere I go with him he throws up.

Bobby: 8:18

I'm so surprised by I am to talk to you because I'm not I used to not be a throw up or but I think ever since I met you like I just been through it. But I think it's also like my age. Like, my body can't handle it. So just like by like you do chug it, you chug. And I accept it too though now. Like, I used to try to fight it. And now I'm like, fuck it. I'm

The Miz: 8:35

gonna throw that out as a throw out.

Bobby: 8:37

Thank you. And I did throw up my whole dinner. So thank you. Oh my god, less cow's milk was like, should I go throw up and I was like, I mean, throw you off a monitor. We can have dual throw ups. I mean, you never make better, right? So then I was like, Okay, let's try and get drunk. So we got drunk. We proceeded to go to pretty terrorists as one does.

Jim: 8:58

So then you did nicotine. Your poor body's like, are we doing alcohol, caffeine? No wonder

Bobby: 9:03

I'm on my walk. It's like, I'm on all of it. I was on all of it. So okay, so we do that. That's fine. You know, that's the standard. That's like really fun. And of course, you have to do that.

Unknown: 9:14

Let's go to the eagle. Okay. Oh, no.

Bobby: 9:16

So your legal Oh, and they was shocked night. I saw them. Like I said, we came right in. He just walked in and was like, John, yeah, we have these fucking winter jackets. Just like naked. We're like, hi, I'll take a Bud Light and it's like, what is going on? So we go up there, and every single deck that I passed like every single jockstrap, like, I would like rub my arm against like brisk. Oh, like grab so it wasn't like inappropriate. It was like just a little oopsie I'm just letting my hand say limp and like, like, God, I

Unknown: 9:48

want someone oopsies me.

Bobby: 9:50

Oh, do you want your dick touched? Sure. Okay, I like touching. I don't want him to touch.

Jim: 9:55

I like touching more than being touched. Yeah, like I like to like, Yeah,

Bobby: 9:59

that's true. So yeah we can continue from there I'll let Ms continue what Yeah, we don't have to talk about it like I don't um

Jim: 10:06

there's been rumors but I'm not sure the rumor I don't know I just heard that someone was bad and I don't think it was vomiting Bobby and I know Michaels never bad so it's not him

Bobby: 10:17

no we're not to go into it like we don't have a I'll

The Miz: 10:19

recount so the first guy was that guy over to the left right corner situation cuz I remember that.

Bobby: 10:26

He took over the fucking love that we set up at the same kind of spot. We put our jackets behind us. I'm like, we're just sitting there like having a good time. And this guy came in like naked I think. And then miss.

The Miz: 10:39

And then I, I don't know, I never know how the introductions are made.

Bobby: 10:43

It was not it was like all of a sudden was like eye to eye boom to boom. Because like

The Miz: 10:47

I was like, Oh, my knees on the floor. Sorry. It's going back while he was sitting down. Yes. Oh my god. That was Guy number one. That's number one. And that was bearish. Guy number two is like just right at that main table, like in the middle of it. Okay, wait, I think he was like really British. I don't know

Bobby: 11:05

the TeamViewer Deep Throat his fuck. I know. Yeah. You're like I was like maybe like the table. No, no. You won't be micro like, oh, because one on the refill like actually like nothing's happening like mixer not thrown. Yeah, like I'm like he's doing he's saying he's living his truth. Like, I'm not gonna like, I'm jealous. Personally. I am jealous.

The Miz: 11:26

So then I making out with him primarily then blowing yes to that. Yeah, we like about to leave. Like we're like leaving. We went to go pee. Okay. Yeah. And then we went down, stay. We were downstairs. And then we went back upstairs. And then I somehow ended up in the bath.

Bobby: 11:45

Oh, no, we were peeing together. Actually, like he was in one stall. And I was next to him. I could see the top of his legs. I'm tall. Oh, yeah. So he was there. We were there. He was kind of like, someone was not right. Because he wasn't coming out of the fucking stall. And I was leaving. I was like, Okay, maybe it's just being like, long. I felt like he was leaning against the like wall but I don't. I don't really I was fucking blacked out. So yeah.

The Miz: 12:03

So then, at one guy just like starts making out with me. Like I like I immediate and like, immediately after P like, at one point in the middle of the festivities. I was like, Guys, we need to clear out of here with people need to use this bathroom. Like we need to go. Like, like,

Bobby: 12:22

you fucking St.

The Miz: 12:26

And people were like, yeah, yeah, I was like, leading to like, let this bathroom. I was zero. I was a hero. You were God. That was one guy that was making out with me. And then another guy comes up from behind me and like, just puts his dick man No,

Unknown: 12:41

yes. Like, it just went in. And at

Bobby: 12:43

that point, I'm looking, I'm going Hi. I'm like, do you need saved or not? Like, I don't know. Like, I

Jim: 12:49

raised her. Did you like that? And he, I mean, I obviously

Bobby: 12:52

was concerned. He, he was very conventional. He actually actually Octoly remember, he screamed out loud. And we were talking about something. He's like, consent doesn't count or something. Else and here

The Miz: 13:03

he is again, like in like, above age men.

Bobby: 13:07

It wasn't like no one thing. It wasn't a bad thing. But it came out like no. And then of course later he's like, literally just get like chicken or something. Right? Because you said it doesn't matter. Like okay, like,

Unknown: 13:16

how did it just slide in, though? Well, he

Bobby: 13:18

went down first. Oh, my God who gets her asshole prepared, just be eaten out like, Oh, I

The Miz: 13:24

didn't like that. And then put it in. And then I was making the other guy at one point. I was blowing.

Bobby: 13:30

Yes, you are. Yes. Wow. Yes. Yeah. That's like, Hi. And then he knew you are a professional.

The Miz: 13:37

I don't really know how that logistically happened. Then Eiffel Tower, then we left and we leave the bathroom

Bobby: 13:43

somehow. And we meet up with this other little tweak from a four year old guy

The Miz: 13:47

is like in the corner. I don't remember. I don't think I found him. I already talked.

Bobby: 13:53

He was pouting to me. He goes, nobody likes me. And I was like, you're familiar. I was like, You're cute. He was cute. I mean, I think when I recall, but again, Blackout, right, everyone? And I'm playing with his dick and then stick on start sucking. I'm like, Okay, well, there goes that deck for Okay. So then I sit and talk to him. And he says to me, so he's like, I think he said, I'm a bottom I said, Yeah, so my, I was like, whatever. And he was like, okay, and then he's like, Well, are you looking? Now? Guys? If you're a bottom, why do you what is the fuck? Why do people say are you looking though? I think it's so awkward. It is. Like, well, yeah, I know. But why don't you say do you want to fuck? I'd really say do you want to fuck

Jim: 14:38

then am I lucky? Lucky. I'm at a gay sex club, of course on a machine, right? Like,

Bobby: 14:42

well, actually, okay. My answer. I said, Oh, I need to ask my partner which I do like

Jim: 14:47

that. That is an instant. Like, the Boehner goes away so

Bobby: 14:51

he goes okay, whatever and walks away. Well, in the meantime, like oh, he said

Jim: 14:55

yes. I like if someone said that to me, I'd be like, Okay, bye.

Bobby: 14:59

So what I want you guys to do now is I sent a text in the group text This is the tiny delay. I don't have you picked me one of you pick him. Okay, so I am the blue. Okay Miss will be the blue and then I'm Bobby Yes. Okay and let's begin

The Miz: 15:19

but Hey Eddie

Jim: 15:20

Bobby winky face but not the emoji just the text. Don't feed me that vole shit unless you mean it asshole. You think you're the first guy to call me cute get TF out of here.

The Miz: 15:34

lol girl no mama you need to grow up there's no BS I told you point blank. I need to talk to my partner. You're cute. Don't be a dick to sweet Oh,

Jim: 15:45

sweet toe it says sweet toe. What fucking ever period by period

The Miz: 15:52

you're such an asshole hyphen. Have fun getting bad Dec

Unknown: 15:55

Sure I am. Fuck you. Bye, honey. So I

Bobby: 15:59

get really gay. I read it. I was like, Sweetheart, I'm like, sweet. Oh, listen, you know when I am black out when I say mama

Unknown: 16:12

you never said that in real life ever? No. Mama

Bobby: 16:16

no mama. Mama I was no mama had it meanwhile, I was eating a full fucking pizza around the like we're not a slice like have a full pizza pie from 99 cent store we did so great.

The Miz: 16:28

Pizza Bobby is simultaneously fighting with me right

Bobby: 16:32

so we got a tip

Jim: 16:33

well, he did let someone piss on your jacket. So and probably just on it

Bobby: 16:42

it's true so Miss was mad because I I I mean, I had choice words to like, I'm not innocent in the situation. But I said I'm not your keeper. And yeah, that's a

The Miz: 16:51

very Yeah, exactly. There's a very specific reason why I was mad. It somehow got through to you that I

Unknown: 16:59

construed or you scented.

The Miz: 17:02

misconstrued,

Bobby: 17:03

yeah, got misconstrued cuz he didn't know that I was trying to get him out of the bathroom at that point. Right. And like, you thought he was just leaving you and abandoning well, as I'm leaving, he's taking off his jacket. I'm thinking maybe he's using his knee pads. Like I don't want to

The Miz: 17:15

somehow thought that I thought it was his fault that the jacket got lost, which is not what I was saying. I was just mad at your response to happen.

Bobby: 17:25

And I thought it was because I didn't hold his jacket foremost. Exactly. Not so the next morning that's when I was like hi like, I was like oh my God.

Jim: 17:34

Listen, I woke up to an email every I work with emails with all the recordings canceled. They were like recording canceled recording canceled recording canceled recording and I'm like, Why do I have all

Bobby: 17:43

these? Oh, he stopped his his location. Yeah, me. He was he told me at 1am Yep. So so when I am because we

Jim: 17:51

in the words of his father, he's shit faced. He that's what I would have thought about that moment.

Bobby: 17:57

So it's very interesting woke up and went to Barry's lol. Yeah, like he got a shit. I FaceTimed

Jim: 18:01

him at that moment. Yeah, so he was like brushing his teeth and like you're going where?

Bobby: 18:06

And it was like looking at like looking back and then looking at the tux with Eddie. I'm like, Well, clearly, I wasn't in the best mind either. Like it's not like I'm innocent. I said, I'm not your fucking keeper. He's like, fuck you. You're a keeper. I

The Miz: 18:19

gave her without a jacket. Some guy in the street is like your friends is still in there and I just looked him I got good. Lift and we

Bobby: 18:27

it was something good. I know he canceled

The Miz: 18:31

I get in the lift. And I don't have my mask because it's in my jacket. I'm like hey, can I have a mask and he's a gaff I put on the mask and I'm about to be Babita Reba Reba throwing up all your smile is like eight different dicks mixed together. Oh my breath so gross.

Jim: 18:49

That is absolutely I've never smelled that many at once. Hey,

The Miz: 18:53

it was like just short horn it was it was like a blender of like sweaty ball sack

Bobby: 18:58

that's that's the thing that I want to ask both of you is like I don't like I'm sorry I like standing painted

The Miz: 19:06

now I see I like a Must I don't like a bunch of them I don't like it coming out of

Bobby: 19:10

right you don't on your top lip. I don't want an upper lip like we can smell and we just want to

The Miz: 19:15

buy like a massage

Jim: 19:16

I yeah, I prefer the more clean I think I'm in the middle but like

Bobby: 19:20

yeah, like you like a little bit of like oh I've been I've been working today but I'm not not even now

Jim: 19:25

I would say shower within the past like couple hours and haven't moved around much since the shower. been stagnant. Like I don't want to lick your hole if you Yeah, I'm walking around all day.

Bobby: 19:34

So I have to the pool is much different. Okay, but think about the guy who just licked your hole to wet wet that whistle like I mean, no, I'm not doing that. But a lot of men.

Jim: 19:44

Well I lick the 22 year old hole after the Abbey and he didn't

Bobby: 19:48

Well 22 was also looked

Jim: 19:50

so young and young. It was honestly the I was like Is that what it's supposed to look like? Yeah, it hasn't been beat up for 35 years like that just like right after the bar. So I guess nevermind it no this was like light brown it was beautiful.

Bobby: 20:04

Um, okay, so yeah I just like I do not like the stinky deck. No I don't like the smells like people like those smack ball it's not like an asshole and the evil because everything there jock of course so oh assholes everywhere so like I'm walking through. As I'm grabbing dicks those obviously didn't mind that it

Jim: 20:21

smelled like an asshole in the eagle. Am I hearing this correctly?

The Miz: 20:25

Yes.

Bobby: 20:27

There is there are like freak nasty.

Unknown: 20:30

But oh, yeah. Now see, I don't why do people to do that?

Bobby: 20:34

But it's I think just natural because like, obviously everyone holds outs like and everybody's. I mean, I'd hoped people were cleaning their homes and really went out

Jim: 20:40

and like, do you like shit not wipe and go to the eagle in a jock? Like I'm trying to figure out why it smelled like asshole.

Bobby: 20:47

I mean, I don't think it

The Miz: 20:48

smelled like human feces. No, I was like an asshole.

Bobby: 20:52

Like a spunk like, yeah, a spunk. Yeah, like a little genius. Qual like peppery? That like peppery? Like,

The Miz: 21:02

I don't know whose asshole you're sniffing it smells like no, it's kind

Bobby: 21:05

of like we like chili smell pink peppercorn. Like that. Yeah, it's that musty? Like?

Jim: 21:12

It's like venison. Chili. venison, chili. No, exactly. That's venison chili at the year. Yeah. So

Bobby: 21:18

that was quite the adventure. So Saturday. Why

Jim: 21:20

am I so jealous that I missed out on this? I want to see mistake day. Well,

Bobby: 21:23

actually, we were talking about having we need to go to New York again. Yeah, ASAP. Like,

Unknown: 21:28

next weekend.

Bobby: 21:29

I mean, maybe next weekend?

Jim: 21:32

I know. I have a totally that's the weekend after Thanksgiving.

Bobby: 21:36

I was going to New York. What a surprise. I'm

Jim: 21:38

great. Yeah. Hi, in New Hampshire.

Bobby: 21:42

He's like, I've I'm sucking dick. What do you need?

Jim: 21:44

What do you fucking i Oh, are you my keeper or not?

Bobby: 21:49

So yeah, it was a really fun trip. But easy in and out. We didn't have any plans really. Like Saturday. We didn't do shakes out hungover. Basically, we met with a med school friend of Michael's which is so good to see. He was so great. It's wonderful. He's one of those people that like really reminds you what it means to be alive. No, but he he sparks my interest for whatever reason. He's a doctor, but he also like med school buddy. Yes. But he also like really is in like psychedelics and like stuff like that. And he'll openly talk about his depression and like, so it's very, it's very, like, comforting to be able to be like, Hey, I'm crazy. Like I asked him about simulation theory. And he's like, What does it matter? And that was a good point. Like when you guys made that point? Was it a good point? Because I think we made it I made 10 But it's like funny how he's like, Well, even if it is what does it matter? And it's like, just get high. That's that's what I'm basically learning. Just like get fucked up every day. Fuck. Fuck everything. Fuck everybody. Fuck this simulation fucks you up your parents like you matter what I think even the best that'd be the worst. They all fuck you up every fuck show up. Skip back. I have some New York notes though that I took that are kind of funny. The New York minute and then we can move on to somebody else here.

The Miz: 22:52

What's your New York?

Bobby: 22:54

Okay, I said throw up a reroute at 6pm the procedure drink till 2am which was a lively 1am. And it was shocking Eagle so it's not like a man who lied to I had a throat this is gonna come out as really inappropriate. But, okay. Okay, so like, it's really interesting to me when I see overweight homeless people. Cuz I think like, are you hungry? Are you just lazy? And that's literally like, I'm sorry. Because I'm feeling like you're holding a sign saying I'm hungry but like you don't look hungry. Is that? Is that wrong?

The Miz: 23:29

You know what? Hangry because what they can afford is like really not healthy.

Bobby: 23:34

That's basically what everybody can afford. Oh, I mean, the middle classes living on Chef Boyardee right now?

Jim: 23:40

They are. Middle class. Who is the middle class? You're not in the middle class upper echelon, honey, bitch. You're in the top 5% Like I don't want to hear it. Look up. You really actually are? Me personally as a family. Well, you're the one who doesn't pay for anything. So I'd say your family. Apparently nothing is based on you personally or you would live in a you'd live in a tent and be the fat home. No, I could live you would be the fat homeless. That's what made me think of it like you're like am I gonna be the lazy one? I'm the lazy homeless like I'll just go there lay lay for the day and then go back to my little like, walk up studio. Good. I'm

Bobby: 24:16

saying for the day. Labor Day. Somebody that leftover pizza. Well, that's what I mean. People like give them money. Like I saw this one bitch in the fucking subway. She's barely wheeling. I think she was gonna wheel her wheelchair off the fucking ramp. But I'm like, here we go. I'm gonna have to fucking I'm gonna miss my train. No, I'm like, Oh, God, no, I'm the big guy. They're gonna make me get down and holster fucking fat ass up and she couldn't even talk. She had no teeth. I'm like, I can't like I just fucking can't. So anyway, that was that. And then the last thing I'll say is this. We went on a walk

Jim: 24:44

were that story end. It just ended and you're like, there's this homeless lady going off a ramp that I'm like, and

Bobby: 24:51

that's that honey. Now that was just like the homeless people that are very interesting. They're eclectic. They're overweight and they are. I don't know they have a decent clothes apparently. lazy. So we were walking though on billionaire row. And we're just like, you know, acting like we're part of the uncommon folk. And we're just sort of walking and some guy. He looks like he's straight on the fucking 1800. Like, yeah, the 1800s like he was on 180 No, no, I felt good curly hair. He had a top hat on. He had a suit, but it was like, yeah.

Unknown: 25:24

Yeah. A monocle and a little pocket watch. Yes. And he's

Bobby: 25:27

laying on the stoop of the stair. And of course I see it. I'm like, fuck, here we go. He's gonna fuckin ask for money or something? Of course. No, he says the following. And it's like, I'm fucking believable. Lesbians don't know. Lesbians don't know they need men. Only the foolish ones go with them.

Jim: 25:47

Lesbians don't know they need men. Only the foolish ones go with them. And I'm

Bobby: 25:52

we're walking by and we're like, I'm sorry. Like, what? Literally? What does it even mean? No clue. And

Unknown: 25:59

it's gonna blow your mind.

Bobby: 26:00

I think it's basically like he's saying that I think he's on crack. I think he's saying lesbians are actually smarter than straight women because they don't go with Okay, regardless, so then we keep walking. I'm like, Mike, do we look like lesbians? Like is this like you we look like lesbians. And I think if honestly dude, if you guys Yeah, bundled up you could

The Miz: 26:18

you could look like a really?

Bobby: 26:22

Yeah, it's like Ellen and Butch queen with a smart guy.

The Miz: 26:27

You guys are like the Douglas lesbians.

Bobby: 26:29

Yeah, so we're going to actually run a lesbian. I'm going to actually run a like poll on Instagram with a picture of me and my fiance Do we look like lesbians because of this and I don't care if we do we do and that's fine. You might, we might and I'm okay with that.

Jim: 26:43

And I went to a lesbian bar Saturday night and had pizza. What's the part name? Slammers Slammers, clampers slam her when, by the way MS is set up, which Mrs. Like what's g HB and then passes out in the middle of recording?

Bobby: 27:01

He's not being stimulated enough apparently.

Jim: 27:04

Oh my God, what do you have to get out his mom's vibrator? Oh my god. Do you think Jocelyn definitely has

The Miz: 27:09

Yes, she does.

Bobby: 27:10

Oh, she's a vibrator. You found all their sex toys. Have you seen it? Did you ever find your parents sex toys,

Jim: 27:16

so I don't mind did not have any. What did your dad have a giant dildo? No. Well, I don't know. What's your mom pegging him?

Bobby: 27:25

Probably. Yeah, no, she's passive. No, there's no pegging there. He's too prideful.

Jim: 27:31

Oh, God, that whole. Oh, never. I'm a man. Anyway, anyways, and then his son turns out to be the biggest bottom I've ever.

Bobby: 27:39

Then he also has been slash lesbian. Who's gallivanting around New York touching jock decks like cool everybody should be really proud of

Unknown: 27:47

me. No wonder they hate you.

Bobby: 27:49

Right literally like cool. Thanksgiving I'm like I'm not Oh, I am the next day. Oh god so that's my

Jim: 27:56

you really had an adventure? Yeah, it was I mean Miss had a bigger adventure but you had an adventure as well. We

Bobby: 28:01

both had adventures this past week. And then we wrapped it up with a adventure at the time restaurant where Ms proceeded to tell the guy like why can't you cook off the fucking brunch menu? And he got me pasta.

Unknown: 28:12

Pasta at 11am he now he's like

The Miz: 28:14

he's like No, we can't Well, okay, what blows my mind even more was you can't mix and match drinks like that pass

Bobby: 28:20

me the fuck all I see. Is that like,

Jim: 28:22

right? You make the drinks individually when people are writing in

The Miz: 28:26

a goddamn picture. What difference does that point

Bobby: 28:29

it was like four people in the restaurants were like, Hi. Like we're spending money here. I want you to cook me a pasta that's more expensive than anything on this brunch. Right? Literally it was $27 Oh yeah, it was legit.

The Miz: 28:39

Yeah, like oh, we go check with the chef like what do you do buy the raw ingredients fresh like you know you have that? Joe bitch make it like Jesus Christ.

Jim: 28:50

You can have brunch and pasta the day queer queer.

Bobby: 28:54

Hi gay. So yeah, New York, New York New York

Unknown: 28:59

like New York. I'm blown. Is

The Miz: 29:01

this ever? Yeah,

Bobby: 29:02

it's a great place I just don't know what you do other than eat drink and work and sleep

The Miz: 29:06

well what are you doing Colombians watch Netflix

Jim: 29:09

we really we expand and grow here as as humans. I mean I go to

Bobby: 29:15

I don't like sporting events

The Miz: 29:16

I watch you guys are doing plenty of expansion and growing.

Bobby: 29:19

You haven't been here to even you know you know we're corn fad yummy fucking loosens called cranes are up

The Miz: 29:26

I don't know a point you're trying to make there's a lot of cranes up there

Unknown: 29:29

are a lot of cranes up

Bobby: 29:31

there's a lot of construction mean rains up bitch. I know New York is nobody can compare to New York Mets. Like that's the bottom line period. There's

Jim: 29:37

well London Tokyo city. Because I think that you

Bobby: 29:41

always think like you make fun of other little smaller cities because you think that we're trying to be like New York, but we're not. We're a little entity here.

The Miz: 29:47

I don't think you're trying to be like New York. You're just the one who said I could never live there because all you do is eat drink and look it up. That's true.

Unknown: 29:56

Thank you for calling on me all my bullshit.

The Miz: 29:58

You mean Vols. Shit. Whoa, I know Mama.

Bobby: 30:03

No mama. I mean, I can make Kraft macaroni and cheese just as well in New York as I can here. Sounds good. Yeah, there's boxes down there. I need Mikey to make it for us. I'm also drinking hard seltzer lemon tea.

Jim: 30:16

It's the Magnum sighs it's not a tall boy. It's a Magnum.

Bobby: 30:20

It's like normal size for my hand.

Unknown: 30:22

Yeah, it looks pretty good.

Bobby: 30:24

Thank you. Actually, it does look like a normal camp for others.

Jim: 30:27

Oh, you're just like that giant giant Jack and the bean sprout story.

Bobby: 30:32

I'm ugly. In fact, sprout.

Unknown: 30:34

Isn't there a jack and then the Bremen bean.

Bobby: 30:36

beanstalk sprouts us morale?

Unknown: 30:39

Oh, I'm fucked up.

Bobby: 30:40

Oh, you're so fucked up. You drink half of visie shadow my god. I'm so sad. You're wrong. Blacked

Jim: 30:50

out to spend the night tonight. In your in your bed. I'm gonna latch on to that big Anaconda. I'm not actually a fan. I mean, okay, that's fine. It's not. I have a topic that I could really go off about. I want you guys to pull up a story. Just Google. I don't know what to Google. But baby is typing baby mix up and see if it comes. Oh, yeah. There was a couple there were while there were two couples that went to this clinic. And the guy gave the sperm and they made some test tube babies and plug them in the uteruses. And they mixed up the embryo. And just the horror of these parents like I want you to read the article. The title was so insane like you would think someone died.

Bobby: 31:44

Oh my god, she was implanted with a stranger's embryo. Oh my god. So then somebody else gave birth to their daughter

Jim: 31:52

and then they gave birth to like a darker skinned daughter.

Bobby: 31:55

Oh my god. Sweet. So

Jim: 31:56

then they're like, this doesn't look like her baby. So

Bobby: 31:59

did the darker skin couple have the lighter this so like, Oh, they're tied for life. That's really kind of cool.

Jim: 32:04

Well, they read the article. They don't think it's cool. They think it's horrifying and the end of their lives. We can't

Bobby: 32:10

sleep at night. No. Sleep is happening and no one

Unknown: 32:13

is talking about it. It's like, what? I don't get it.

Bobby: 32:17

Well, I think if you're expecting your own sperm and your own egg to be implanted into your own body, I don't get it. But I don't think you need to make it like a big deal. Yeah, like why can't you just trade like Wife Swap

Jim: 32:28

JB swap raid? Like literally I don't understand why they're freaking out. I

Bobby: 32:32

think you could turn into like a really special story to be honest. Like these little girls to grow up being like good friends like sisters. Yeah, cuz then she was born with Yeah, other moms. That's the coolest thing ever be honest. Not anymore. Like $500 million.

Unknown: 32:44

Of course they gotta get that money. Oh, damn it. Well, yeah, they

Bobby: 32:47

gotta get that money and then I'll be friends.

Jim: 32:48

I stay up at night crying about this. I'm like, why? You didn't know until the baby came out? You're

Bobby: 32:54

lucky that you even be able to get something implanted. I'm not saying that. I know that IVF is very sensitive subject with a lot of our listeners

Jim: 33:00

and Ro our listeners if no one can have babies. If no one can have babies. We're never growing.

Bobby: 33:05

We got to have people have kids like we need everyone implanted.

The Miz: 33:08

Not the official podcast of the IV. Oh

Bobby: 33:11

my god. Q mme that's a sponsor. That's like we want you to send you guys talk about

Jim: 33:14

ms got implanted this weekend. He might have been I would say by several I don't know what baby's coming out though. It's not gonna smell good. That's like a fucking Jerry Springer show with Yeah, like who's the baby and you and you and you and you are all the father who else

Bobby: 33:29

fuck this whole? Wow, it's

Unknown: 33:31

a mix up.

Bobby: 33:32

That's really fucked up. But also like

Jim: 33:34

kind of reading the story you would think it's the apocalypse and it just bothers me like why are we obsessed with passion on our genes? Yeah, like what I was talking about last week is why are we obsessed with our gene? We just are we all have that baby has to have my genes why we deny die? You don't give a fuck? I don't know my it's gonna

The Miz: 33:51

be your legacy is that you? Were on the news for having a baby fuck up. Like what's so great about you?

Jim: 33:56

Exact like, do I know someone from five generations ago? My family? I don't know their names. I don't know what they did. I don't know where they're from, where they lived, who they fucked who they were. I mean, I have no idea about them. Right this quarter. Why do I care directly to know my genes? See, they don't matter. I think if you're I don't know. I just I just don't get the obsession. I think it's really want my baby and like, why do you want your baby? Like, why

Bobby: 34:16

is Wait, so they're not switching? No, they're switching. So she's gonna get her baby. But it wasn't her worn in her stomach. So she's upset. Yeah.

The Miz: 34:24

Well, that's actually a great segue into Yeah, what I wanted to talk about. Okay. And what I wrote in my notes

Bobby: 34:32

is what a segue for me to say like for me,

Jim: 34:36

for me, for me, I didn't know you're on a Segway

The Miz: 34:41

can relationship dynamics change unilaterally without the relationship ending? Oh, if you simply have a different regard for somebody than you used to, can it still work? Does the counterparty have to be aware is being fake dancer Oh, my God. You have to be aware I actually otherwise don't have any questions. I just stopped liking somebody.

Jim: 35:06

Are you asking us because you think we've stopped liking, you

The Miz: 35:09

know? Oh, okay,

Bobby: 35:11

so you're just okay. So basically what I'm saying is, so you're saying somebody changes or you see something else out of

The Miz: 35:16

somebody, you have a different view of somebody?

Bobby: 35:19

I think you can still be friends of them. I think it's more like, I don't know, you're gonna have to like work? I don't know, I guess it depends on what if you want to stay friends with that person? Or if you move on? Yeah, like, do

Jim: 35:30

you really want to still be for I think the relationship would change. Yeah,

Bobby: 35:34

it would change but doesn't necessarily mean it will make it worse though, right? Because it actually could be where it needs to be. Yeah. Because then there's what

The Miz: 35:41

if you like, work with? Do you? Do you have to like,

Bobby: 35:45

I don't think it's like your coworkers? No, as long as you get the job done. And the project like,

Unknown: 35:50

that's true. I, I there's I have a lot.

The Miz: 35:55

And then like, do you have to, like, tell them or not tell them but like, be real about it? Or do you like put?

Unknown: 36:03

Oh, no, I'd rather be told,

Bobby: 36:05

I think but I also think in that sense. Like, I tell them, but people are people are always changing. So like, what happens if somebody changes, and you see like, the real side of them, or a side that you didn't necessarily like, but at their core? They still because we're all imperfect people, right? That's true. Nobody's perfect. So like, if you see somebody's real colors, or you see something that you don't like, maybe that one thing you don't like, but that's something you can try to like, move past. That makes sense.

Jim: 36:33

I keep feeling like we're talking about us for some reason. Is there a person in mind that we're talking about?

Bobby: 36:38

I know, I have no. Okay. Like,

Jim: 36:41

this is strange to me. From though I don't know this thinking about it, but like no, but that was like a read statement. Like why did you write that down? Yeah, you some of us writing stuff down? Like do you use the word unilaterally in regular text for you? You actually like that does not seem like it at all. You bitch. Can you like break

The Miz: 37:00

it unilaterally means that on one side, I

Unknown: 37:02

know what it means.

The Miz: 37:03

For you. I am

Bobby: 37:05

I'm asking though I really didn't know what it means. Oh, shit, I did. But like, I just don't really feel like thinking. It's for the listener.

The Miz: 37:11

Like if you're in a relationship and like you like there is not like a fight quote, unquote. But you have started not like a person that you previously did. Yeah, nothing has changed.

Bobby: 37:22

But I think that happens a lot like their seasons. There's people who are in your life for seasons and some for lifetimes. And sometimes, there's certain people that come in, but then then they're not like, I have friends that I was really close with that I'm not anymore. But I'm not not their friend. That makes sense. But it's like, if something changed, though. It just changed. Yeah. So it's, I don't know, I think it just, it's a very situational situation.

Unknown: 37:46

Gay? Oh, no, I think we need to have an example.

Bobby: 37:52

Well, what would be an example? Say that I

The Miz: 37:55

knew someone for a couple years. And then like, based on certain events? I don't really like them anymore. Do I have to continue acting like I like them? Or do I not?

Bobby: 38:08

I don't think you have to? I think it's I think it's something that you have to like,

The Miz: 38:11

is this. Make them aware?

Unknown: 38:14

No, no, I think

Jim: 38:16

unless you want it to continue in the same way and you want them right? If I had to make a change, like change, hey, I let you know this, I think they could change then

Bobby: 38:23

you're in control of the change. You're the one that's in control of it. So like, if you don't like you are in control of your own life, like, but also I want you to think about it if it was on the other foot. Like yeah, like, think about how you would feel if all of a sudden somebody that you thought was your friend Katie

Jim: 38:39

was like, I really haven't liked you for eight months, because you did this one thing back like a year ago that I don't like you and I'm like, Okay, another

The Miz: 38:47

thing that I was thinking about, it's like, when you are like assessing your relationships? Is it like a cumulative like exercise? Or is it point in

Unknown: 38:55

time? Oh, cumulative,

Bobby: 38:58

I think cumulative for sure. You

The Miz: 38:59

have to remember everything like okay, well, you did this now. Well now, or is it right now you're fine.

Unknown: 39:05

I cumulative

Bobby: 39:06

IQ. I here's another thing I wrote down you're you're either an asset or liability. I think that's something you need to ask in every single point of your life, like, you're either gonna be an asset to me, or you're gonna be a liability. And if you're a liability, how much am I willing to take of that liability? Right to continue this relationship? And I think it's I don't think it's unhealthy to adjust relationships. I don't think it is at all I don't and there are seasons and people have mental illnesses and like I'm right now not in a good place but like our liability right now. Right? So if you guys decided to stop talking to me, because I'm fucking crazy, like, how would that make me feel? Do you know what I mean? Like so if I'm having a moment where I'm like, weak right,

The Miz: 39:42

but you just said that you need to adjust liabilities that they become liabilities Sure.

Bobby: 39:47

But you also need to like make sure that what a liability like if I'm, if it's like, kind of

Jim: 39:51

sometimes if you're a liability, you know, they might be a liability later, right like today, but tomorrow you I could be the liability right? Next day, you know, whatever. So so that's what the strength of relationships is, as you all wait, you can support each other yet it really breaks, you don't have to like every person's, every single, every single thing they do, you don't have to like all of it true, but like if I agree with 90% of what you do, and I like 90% of how you anger, I'm gonna go with I like you and you can be my friend. But just because you do like this or that a certain way, and I'm like, Oh, that's so annoying. I don't like that I disagree with that behavior. I can't just like, I'm not just gonna stop liking someone altogether. Honestly, I

Bobby: 40:27

would have no friendzone right, because I've done thinking, everyone. There's everybody. I love everybody. But yeah, everybody has their moment. Like

Jim: 40:34

my partner. There's things where I'm like, if he did this every day, I would not be with him. Period. Point blank cron God, correct? Yeah. So it's just like, I look at it. Look at the bigger picture of like, okay, yeah, that bothers me. But here's all the positives I get out of being with someone around someone.

Bobby: 40:51

I think it also goes back to like, what I'm kind of exploring right now with life is that, you know, you don't know what they came from necessarily either. So like, they could have a lot of trauma. Yeah, it's not your fault. It's not your problem as a friend, necessarily. But like, that can also be kept in mind when confronting a situation where the person potentially, like, whenever

Jim: 41:08

you see an action you don't like you don't always know everyone's motivations, like, you see an action you don't like, and you go, Well, they did this because of this. You don't really know. Yeah, like your history, what's their history? Right? Why did they act a certain way? I don't know. Was it because they were because they're, someone abused them at a certain point in time, or you're carrying that trauma? And then they're like, Oh, they're treating me like that again. I'm gonna act out. Right. So it's just like, I Yeah, so it's

Bobby: 41:31

a very, it's almost like a personal like, how do you want to handle going forward?

Jim: 41:35

I don't think I need to tell people anymore. Like, if I want to distance myself from someone, I will just kind of do it. I set your boundary. I know I don't like text them. I have a boundary I don't want you on Friday nights anymore. Right? There's, it's like, yeah, I'm doing well. I'm kind of tired tonight. I think I might stay in or, Oh, I already made plans. Or you know, I'm not going to be mean about it. I'm just gonna say all right. And

Bobby: 41:56

again, we all go through I hate to use word seasons because almost like the way Jane but we do we go through seasons in life. I have

Jim: 42:01

friends I haven't hung out with recently around out with I used to hang out with all the time. And then like, it's the other way.

Bobby: 42:07

I haven't talked to hose water girl and two months, right? And that's like, and it's not it's not

Unknown: 42:13

nothing's wrong.

Bobby: 42:14

It's she's busy. I'm busy. We love each other. But like, it's definitely the friendship you say like every day, every day, every day a year. Yeah, so it's like, but I know if I see him again, right now we're gonna have a great time. So it's just interesting, especially as adult like, it's harder to make friends. So like, if you have somebody that you do have even like a slight connection with, that's like, I'm not at least a nice person. Like, I think for me, whatever you can get out of that person positive. It's worth it. And who knows, maybe they really need you and your influence to help them get through whatever bothers you about them. Yeah, maybe that's your role in their life, is to then to help them that's how I look at it. So like, I would have no friends left if people abandoned me when I was being a troublemaker. Oh, I would. I would have no friends. Like, last winter. You were a goddamn disaster. Like a fucking disaster. And we didn't talk about it. Which, like I didn't really like hire you. Okay, but like I knocked on you. You checked. Yeah, but I it's. Yeah, see? Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know. Who is this person is? I don't know. I

The Miz: 43:18

don't think there's like a specific person. Just Is it someone in LA? No, I don't think it's anyone. Like it's not one person.

Bobby: 43:27

It's like a situation that I've been Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The Miz: 43:32

What? Like, is there a point in time where you're like, okay, like, I'm fine without?

Jim: 43:37

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You don't say goodbye. It's just like you let it drift apart on its own.

Bobby: 43:42

I mean, that was gonna sound horrifying. I'm about to say. I think you need to be okay with saying goodbye to anybody at any time, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, no, I think you have to ultimately be okay with never talking to anybody again and being okay with yourself. Well, golden golden this

The Miz: 43:58

fucked up. There's gonna be a time where like, the last time we speak last time we speak,

Unknown: 44:01

correct? Yeah. And you don't know. Correct. Everything

Bobby: 44:04

has to be everything. Everything has an

The Miz: 44:07

final conversation. It could be this one. It could be like five seven years from now. Like who knows?

Bobby: 44:12

I'm hoping okay, I'm hoping at least Oh, oh, I don't want me to die. I just Oh, but

The Miz: 44:19

I'm talking about like death per se but like in general have been people I've been so close with that. I will never speak to again. Why? I not just for reasons and just and problem.

Bobby: 44:34

Yeah, yeah, I mean, just depends. I think on what what out of the friendship. What was the problem? Like if like your friend um Mariela? Yeah, like she's done you've since kindergarten. So she's gonna see you act out differently than say, I would say she sees something you do and goes, I've noticed since he was five, like, he used to throw rocks at the teachers like whatever he like. This is who he is. Where somebody new in your life might not know that and they need time to like adjust This guy's an asshole. But obviously you have friends and obviously you have people that love you. So it's like, I don't know the day, obviously you want to avoid people are gonna like make you fucking miserable. But like, if they're just being fucking stupid and but

The Miz: 45:13

that's the thing. It's like people that you want, like no longer like how do you fucking manage that? Or do you just wait until you like them again?

Jim: 45:21

No, I just leave them around and see what happens. Yeah, I mean, I think just let them flow as long as they're not bothering me I'm I'm not gonna like push them away actively I might just be like, Alright, well we're not hanging out for a while that's okay.

Bobby: 45:33

And you know, it's funny I've actually gone through a lot of friends where I lose touch, and then I come back even stronger and it comes to true. Because then you kind of Yeah, you can like reflect on it and say, This is so stupid like, and you'll notice and and the thing is like, I know I'm like the 37 year old old like wise like psychotic person here but like, right I do see how like gonna say, but things get less things get less dramatic things get less I feel like they are for life is so short, like it really is stupid like to fight with somebody, you don't have to associate with them and you don't have to like, but if it's like to get in this drawn out fight and never talk to them again. It's like why like this, I don't know worth it. But just stop talking to him that and then they come back around. What Hey, listen, I just was doing crystal meth every day. And I didn't tell anybody that and that's why I was a psychopath and I just had rehab. I would love to reconnect. Then you have a reason and then it's like you haven't just shut that person out because they're having a rough fucking

Jim: 46:24

year. Yeah. Okay, people are struggling, like, especially since COVID. Yeah, really struggling. People struggle every day. Yeah, guys.

Bobby: 46:35

Gals in Vegas.

Jim: 46:37

I need old psychotic wise one the old 33 year old wise. But you also want to stick in there he put psychotic.

Bobby: 46:45

I'm just a turkey bitch.

Unknown: 46:46

You're a turkey. You're a gobbler.

Bobby: 46:48

Speaking of Turkey.

The Miz: 46:49

I do want to Turkey. Now. I

Bobby: 46:50

do want to talk a little bit Thanksgiving. I wish I had a turkey neck. They're skinny. I wish I had a turkey. Oh. Tongs comb. I don't have a turkey neck. Yeah, it's just fat. Oh. Oh my god. I need Botox when you see Yeah. I feel like I really like lean lately. You look leaner and I'm not I love New York to the to you or what? No, I've been eating differently. It's kind of weird. Love it. Why? Pasta for brunch? No. Yeah. Like, I haven't been worrying about what I'm eating. My dinner. And

Unknown: 47:24

how did you lose weight? Vomiting. Well, I

Bobby: 47:26

went to river threw up and then I have pasta for brunch. And that's it. And then I have pizza when I get home. Okay. Yeah, but I want to talk Thanksgiving.

Unknown: 47:35

Aim lean. Lean squaw. I

Bobby: 47:37

rejoined again. I'm trying again. I love it. I want to be healthy. I'm scared.

Jim: 47:45

I want to die, baby. Babe, I don't want to die. Just a little pre diabetes. Oh, well, speaking

Bobby: 47:52

of pre diabetes, I can't have some pumpkin pie.

Unknown: 47:54

I want pumpkin pie.

Bobby: 47:55

I wanted to talk a little bit about Thanksgiving since your home

Unknown: 47:59

yeah, living

Bobby: 48:02

when you go home without giving like are you excited to see people from high school? Or are you not? And by that I mean, you don't like so you? Do you don't go out like the Wednesday before?

Jim: 48:12

Have you ever been out the Wednesday before though? I have you want to talk about only

The Miz: 48:16

friends from high school or Mario ally my friend Paige who I see regularly.

Bobby: 48:20

So what if you did run into people though from high school? What would you do? Probably walk past them and be like a batch.

Jim: 48:27

I mean, I got drunk with them and it was fun.

Bobby: 48:29

I hate my high school. I would probably try to blow some of the ones that I like I just really

The Miz: 48:34

like so like not like it's just so beneath support.

Bobby: 48:39

Well, yeah, high school is like so overrated like you're six you're 18 years old. Like I was 77

Jim: 48:44

when I graduated like It's so dumb High School is literally this the rest of your life and your do I waste my time? Yeah,

Bobby: 48:51

learn dumb shit and like not even like real stuff like finance like and

Jim: 48:56

get pushed to the brink of suicide.

Bobby: 48:58

Right like here Do you want a credit card your senior year and there's like a credit card sitting out that we had that a credit card? Yes they had people come in and sit there like you can get your first credit card. I swear god this is so too low you gotta remember that oh yeah, like before the like the housing crisis like Yeah, we didn't do that here. Yeah, like they were like here's a credit card get your first credit card today sign up and get a bonus on it. Yes, they gave you credit card no you they would the representative would come and sit on a table like with the military people and where they like like lipping

The Miz: 49:26

Admissions Office Yes. I had like a MasterCard company right so we

Bobby: 49:30

I remember that like we legit had like a sign I swear to God, I swear to build your credit.

Jim: 49:34

That's what's crazy. Definitely unethical. Definitely not the call. But like, like what were the teachers? Probably they were getting points they were getting like airline miles like you sign up five kids from your homeroom. We'll give you a free voucher. Guys. Make sure you turn in your forums. Turn in your your social on there. Everyone put your session. It's fucked up, but

Bobby: 49:56

I hate it. That's Georgia. Like if you have a class ring and a fucking letter. jacket.

Jim: 50:00

I didn't get a class ring. I remember being like, I don't want one. I had water. I was like, I know what I'm

Bobby: 50:05

like, if you wear it or ever wore it really, it's over. I feel like it's a red flag. If you're laying your whole life on that high school experience, which is like dumb as fuck anyway, those were the days they're not you're stupid.

Unknown: 50:17

And you're probably pregnant.

Bobby: 50:20

Okay, so we all agree that we fucking hate high school people.

Jim: 50:23

I hate high school people, but I love getting drunk. And so if you go out on the Wednesday before, like everyone is on holiday, you have the next day off, you know, you can sleep in a little, you're gonna get a little judged up, you're gonna get a little buzz, you're gonna get a buzz. It's fun. It's a fun night to go out. And you see all these people that you hate, but you don't ever interact with them through a whole rest of the year. So you're like, fuck it.

Bobby: 50:45

And that's also the time we take your shots. You can be like, you called me a faggot.

Jim: 50:49

And then they're like, yeah, come out back. Boy. I don't know. I'm married now. But I remember there's a few on my list that I would definitely there's like five that I can think of right off the bat I've made and they were fucking there's one so thick. He kept the one guy. His name was Matt Schaefer. Oops, yeah. He would tease me about being gay by showing me his hard dick.

Bobby: 51:10

That to me is a red flag too. But that happens. Also everyone would

Jim: 51:13

leave the classroom except for me. I'd be packing up and I'd see him like in the doorway. I'm like, why the fuck is he still in here? And he'd put his leg up on one of the desks. And he wouldn't have underwear on and his hard dick would just be coming down the shorts out and he wanted to say something so many Polish shorts up and I'm just like, and he had a big dick. And he was the quarterback actually, of course, so I was just like, I would just stare and be like, Oh, it's just any be like, Yeah, you like that? And I'm like, No, I don't I'd look away like it's harrismith and then it would know so hot. I know. He went home mass bank bank material for your life. It is your whole life. Like I still remember just being trapped after theology. And looking at that dick. ology was a little rat ology it was a little read.

The Miz: 51:54

Oh, was he? Like, can you circle back to theology? Oh, yeah,

Jim: 51:57

I went to Catholic school, obviously. Oh, an editor to this other guy. When we went on our eighth grade.

Bobby: 52:04

That's our more frequent, like so sweet in uniform.

Jim: 52:07

When we went on our nose 12th grade trip to DC. I we had to share a bed. So I had to share a bed with this guy. That's when I woke up. Bed. Well, we were in. Yeah, there were four guy. It was four guys in a hotel room and there was a pullout couch and then like a double bed. So I'm in the double bed. With this guy. I wake up his arms. He's cuddling me now. And I'm like, you have to act like you don't want to what's that? And I like could feel his morning erection. And I'm just laying there like, I'm sleeping.

Bobby: 52:37

I was picturing it with curly hair, like all over the place.

Jim: 52:40

So I pushed my butt. I pushed into it. And he just stayed that he didn't move. And then we woke up and he's like, oh, sorry.

Bobby: 52:49

So have you ever like Sorry. I feel like it's so weird. I don't know. I never wet No, like straight guys. I just like feel like they're so interesting. Well, the guy

Jim: 52:57

that I hooked up with in med school was straight. The straight guy.

Bobby: 53:01

I mean, I put it with a married guy honey, though. Yeah. Are they straight? What's the question? Like Nah, no, he

Jim: 53:08

was they're not straight. He liked me. Straight lifestyle so it makes it hot. Exactly. They're not this guy had a girlfriend you know like you had a wife.

Bobby: 53:15

Oh, yeah, bro. We're going fishing but then anyway, we're like, yes. Yes, honey. Yes, yes. God he's like, he wished he could have been said he just gets like stupid games. He's

Jim: 53:25

like all right, bro. Oh, sorry. Why how do we get sidetracked in the Turkey Turkey Day. And that's what Thanksgiving is all about. It's giving thanks for remembering all the straight guys that you've wanted to fuck you and maybe try to fuck them and honestly on Wednesday night I'm gonna try to fuck ladies get out there and fuck lady lady sign on Wednesday night baby right?

Bobby: 53:45

Yeah, I'm gonna get fucked over I'm not even home so I'm not getting fucked we

Jim: 53:49

get fucked here you can go to Union that's where I've been now. Oh honey,

Bobby: 53:53

I've met Yeah, I need I have another thing that I wanted was dessert because people are obsessed with tiramisu and I fucking hate that. Oh, I didn't know if anybody else feels that way.

Jim: 54:03

It's such a good flavor combination though. I love tiramisu. Like no I think I sell better the sweetness the cream. Oh, the cookie part. It's like spongy. That's the lady fingers. And I know you only like men fingers.

Bobby: 54:17

Oh that I can't you guys both actually really like it. I don't hate it.

Jim: 54:21

like or not like seeking it out but I

Bobby: 54:24

like a brownie with ice cream or tiramisu.

Jim: 54:27

Oh, there's more flavor profile tiramisu. Brownie. Brownie plus ice cream is so warm brownie like with basic Oh no. Like anyone can make that at home. You can make that like nasty Briar sugar free ice cream even like

The Miz: 54:40

you go to Chili's. Yes, yeah, I

Unknown: 54:43

don't want that but here a mudslide.

Bobby: 54:47

You could get them outside it or whatever. Yeah, I hate tiramisu. But like I don't know, is there any desserts that you guys hate? Like that you

Jim: 54:54

hate cherry pie. You don't like the cherry those It's just like tastes like cough syrup. I can't do anything cherry. I'm not doing cherries.

The Miz: 55:06

I don't like pumpkin pie.

Bobby: 55:07

Oh that's not the one I

Unknown: 55:13

like why do you keep doing that? God you're such a nerd.

Bobby: 55:19

I'm such a dork. Oh, pumpkin pie? You don't know. Yeah, I

Unknown: 55:25

don't like pecan pie. I'm

Bobby: 55:26

just like, Oh no,

The Miz: 55:28

it's good. Like pecan. Like I like

Jim: 55:31

the top layer where there's crunch to the pecan but then underneath it's just a paste. It's a literal elvers glue paste.

Bobby: 55:37

You don't have just yet I have real pecan pie baby.

Unknown: 55:40

Oh, P can Oh, anyway from the south from the South Bay.

Bobby: 55:45

That take you down south. Oh, you're gonna go down south. Oh, you have an eagle in Atlanta but that closed so? Why during COVID pay the bills. Sorry. That's true. couldn't pay the bank didn't have enough jock nights.

Jim: 56:01

Or did they have too many? Too many? Yeah, they got shut down. Actually. They were like this place smells like whole 24/7 Like an underground COVID Spreading event. Boy, we gotta close this accomplishment. I like

Bobby: 56:13

to turn those fans on the lights and the fans just roof open.

Jim: 56:18

Just light it on fire. Fuck. just burst into flames.

Bobby: 56:22

Oh my god. Cute. Imagine explaining to your parents going to the eagle? Like what could you possibly say to you like your parents like

Jim: 56:26

are like somebody who's like, what if you took a strikeout of the eagle? Like what would they ever should actually do that? And I want to see what they have and like then have them on the show with you can't leave and you can't laugh. That's what I was like. I

Bobby: 56:37

was like, Oh, I feel like they know we need somebody be like into it. Like they have to do whatever happened. They'd be like, that's gonna be like back cuz I'll be like, I'm touching your penis.

Unknown: 56:46

Oh, you met me like for like a rape? Yeah, it's not good. But is it not good? Maybe

Bobby: 56:54

that's what they want. I mean, I can imagine being like a mom. So we went to the eagle. Nobody's wearing any pants or shirts. There's just Dixon assholes everywhere. Would

Jim: 57:02

you describe that? Yeah, like how do you spell it? They're like other so

The Miz: 57:06

they turned around or the penis in my

Jim: 57:09

shin. Like, because someone brought this up. They're like, that's I thought that was illegal. I'm like, is a place like that illegal?

Bobby: 57:15

No, cuz I think that you are paying so you're paying to like, go to like, join a club. Yeah, like so because it's a club. It's not a public place. It's a private event. Because you pay because there's a pay and then you can do whatever you want. There like surely. I mean, you can't be like paying for prostitutes. I don't think but like sex is not illegal. Right? But okay, but paying for sex. I guess is for some reason. You know? Why

Jim: 57:39

is it I don't know. We pay porn sites to watch Well, well, the good people do.

Bobby: 57:44

The good ones.

Jim: 57:45

I have a recommendations called him arrows.tv

Bobby: 57:48

Oh, it's fucking Davey Wavey shed a

Unknown: 57:50

wave. It's good though. I know. Wavy.

Bobby: 57:53

It's he's this guy that loves them. He's the brains.

Jim: 57:56

Yeah, he used to fuck Bobby. And so Bobby doesn't like him. I'm just

Bobby: 58:00

not a fan. But I mean good for him. I think he's great. I just not a fan.

Jim: 58:04

Wow. Not a fan he's he's only the Director He's not in any of the I know. So the movies are I'm just jealous. Really. He's successful. I'm just just say successful. He lives in Palm Springs. It's

Bobby: 58:14

over. He started doing YouTube videos. And he was like one of the only gay people who were doing YouTube video. Now he has a porn company. Basically, it was unethical porn. It's like porn that like hotter. Like here's somebody who is 300 pounds. Or somebody they're still fit. Oh, so it's not a it's not a natural situation.

Jim: 58:30

I haven't seen anyone 300 pounds on there that you

Bobby: 58:33

know of. That could be tall.

Jim: 58:37

I've never seen that you know of like, what? sterile? I think I would notice myself 300 pound person. Well, I guess you're used to seeing it. I know. I see it every day. Oh, in the mirror? Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna say

Bobby: 58:55

here listen a good 250 bucks 250 Just kidding. Like obviously

Jim: 59:01

a buck 250 That's a ton. That's 350

Bobby: 59:04

Money. Half a ton baby half a quarter ton

Unknown: 59:07

half a ton and a lot of fun. Oh sure. Sure. I'm gonna get it like that fun. tons of

Bobby: 59:17

tons of fun like

Unknown: 59:20

it's a Bobby strip show me tons of fun

Bobby: 59:23

as it meals have anything we need to say and get out on their off their chest this

Unknown: 59:26

get into my chest

Bobby: 59:31

I think we had some like good combo. Honestly. Like this is the first time I'm feeling really good about the show and probably like six weeks until he starts shutting down and then he won't text

Jim: 59:44

and then afterwards he texts he's like, oh, so remember what I was talking about friendships. I want to just like let disappear. You know,

Bobby: 59:51

he honestly like literally was reading that and I was like what he like leaves the message.

Jim: 59:55

It's almost like you never know when your last conversation is gonna be. Oh, and then like we don't hear From him being like, you can have both today clear I just don't understand why though. Like why did you have to preface it with all that you could have just left you fucking whore?

Bobby: 1:00:12

I mean reality is you never know when your last conversation me I could just drop dead cuz I also woke up I have prediabetes. Well I will so I noticed when I'm high and I'm drinking I get like low blood pressure I think I can't believe it's only when I'm higher drinking most of them high. But what about when you do though? Yeah, it definitely happened because it lower your blood pressure or something your bread blood pressure

Jim: 1:00:34

but pleasure blood pressure? It can Yeah, cannabis can Yeah, cuz I feel like the first time I saw a friend really really high. He literally was standing and then just passed out hit the ground. Yeah. And I was like, are you okay? Are

Bobby: 1:00:49

my lungs working? Are they still there? I can't feel my body like what anyway?

Jim: 1:00:54

Then he threw up all over the brand new rug. Spirit of friends like home warming party

Bobby: 1:01:00

warming

Unknown: 1:01:00

is that what it's called? A house for me. I can't keep up with all the crowd

Jim: 1:01:08

when does the house become a home?

Bobby: 1:01:09

We read the beansprout movie

Jim: 1:01:12

I don't know phrases very well. We had pecan high to not know phrases. Clearly, I didn't learn it because they're unimportant. Do you guys like plan John Flon? No no. Domain it's plain SLon is flunking

Bobby: 1:01:31

oh you you're going to help me is going to be all over you about saying fucking Flon going they

Jim: 1:01:38

can go fuck themselves that that that bitch I fucking gender neutral bitch can leave

Bobby: 1:01:46

right? Because they can still be a bitch right?

Unknown: 1:01:49

Oh, they're a bitch.

Bobby: 1:01:51

They're an asshole. Brah brah Oh, real quick. It's really quick is that I found a guy that is on Ohio State campus that does these videos on tick tock but like he interviews people on the street and I was like he's so I added him because he's in Columbus. Oh my God and he wrote me yesterday. Do you want to do a podcast? Yeah, so I'll send you videos sign me up but he I'm like maybe he could do our street interviews like this We all hate doing it like why not just have him be like the shadow Bureau smart and promote hammers he's

Jim: 1:02:22

younger he'll get in with the younger correct

Bobby: 1:02:23

so he can promote that brand. He'd be like, Oh, this is so and so from make sure you follow him on tick tock. He's way more videos but here's his weekly

Unknown: 1:02:30

find out if I'm asking the younger crowd

Bobby: 1:02:33

we could we can have. We can have questions like really inappropriate questions. Yeah, like have you ever blown your best friend

Jim: 1:02:39

because have you ever been in the dorm room shower and just started jerking off and your friends saw you and joined in? Yeah, like that's it's a group shower. That's hot. I'm ready to I think I'm I think you're ready to jerk off in a group shower.

Unknown: 1:02:52

Yeah, I'm ready to have a group jerk for sure. Okay,

Jim: 1:02:54

I like this so all right Miss remember like when you first joined the podcast and you wanted to do like a circle jerk. We're coming full circle in the circle jerk. And now I didn't say with you guys. Oh, you said group circle jerk.

Bobby: 1:03:06

Yeah, like I'm ready to perform with some other like oh wow, I didn't name the cast yet.

Jim: 1:03:12

You never know when the last conversation you never know when the last conversation is so this bitch just said no. circle jerk just as an FYI, I'm

Bobby: 1:03:19

like I don't want to die and I'll be the one times Um All right. Well, thank you so much for listening to this show. Make sure you follow us on Instagram and make sure you Like Subscribe or whatever the fuck you want to do. And hope you have a great Thanksgiving.

Jim: 1:03:31

I hope you have a great Wednesday before Thanksgiving that Wednesday night I want that to be your best day. I don't Thanksgiving can go fuck yourself because all the families there's half of them are annoyed so most of them are unvaccinated. Like honestly talk to families but that Wednesday night make it about you like live your life live your look hot look hot because you're gonna catch some trade and you just and

Bobby: 1:03:52

if you need any advice on how to get straight we can leave Mrs link to his Instagram and you can DM him directly you don't have your fucking eyes on me you dump it he just walks around and picks it up so yeah like Mrs. Gonna say a word. Hi. No he doesn't say anything he just looks at them they're like look, but he's not hot. Okay, well everybody have a great week we'll see you next time and

Unknown: 1:04:17

go wow stay not well

Bobby: 1:04:21

stay I don't know when your last conversation can be goodbye goodbye

Unknown: 1:04:25

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