The Minus In LGBTQIA+

Jim: 0:00

At least it's not stinky and hot now not Yeah, it's about to me.

Bobby: 0:14

It's about to be stinky and hot. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of not Well, I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. We're here again called not like it's called not Well,

Jim: 0:28

let me look behind me. Oh, that's not well yeah, I

Bobby: 0:30

was like Is it lit up because I saw this one over here not lit up and for some reason it triggered in me.

Jim: 0:35

I don't know, for some reason, for some reason,

Bobby: 0:37

not the drugs or the alcohol. I love drugs. I know I said that last week, but I really really do like

Jim: 0:43

that, you know, honestly,

Bobby: 0:44

they're nice, right?

Jim: 0:45

I feel like people need to be able to experiment with them. I agree. That's why there's a lot of people I know who are happy on like doing shrooms doing and I'm like, I think

Bobby: 0:55

it should be experimental. Yeah, you could actually go like there was real like not camps. I wasn't say camps. That sounds drug camps. Let's

Jim: 1:02

go to drug camp. Drug camp.

Bobby: 1:05

There's the dare camp and then there's drug camp. Have your kids try all the drugs so they'll never tried as teenagers.

Jim: 1:11

Oh my god. That idea. Like logically that makes sense. Like a medical examiner or examiner give your kids a bad trip so they don't try them again.

Bobby: 1:18

Make sure you give them enough ask. It's like the old literally, like, like, had you smoking cigarette. You're gonna smoke every cigarette in the packs. You'll never smoke again, like parents. That's people. It's like, same kind of concept.

Jim: 1:27

Okay, except for if I were gonna get arrested. Oops, I

Bobby: 1:31

drink a beer. I'm gonna have to drink the whole case daddy.

Jim: 1:34

Were you beaten for

Bobby: 1:36

but I was emotionally abused. We're working through it. Honey,

Jim: 1:39

we have a term for everything nowadays.

Bobby: 1:41

Unfortunately, I'm

Jim: 1:42

just full parents yelling at their kids. Bobby says I'm emotionally abused.

Bobby: 1:47

I'm emotionally actually am at work. And I said, I have to have a therapist. And then somebody said your therapists have room or is your therapist weed or something? And I go, No, like, legit. I have a therapist because of this place. Cannot Sorry, I have one and

Jim: 2:02

he just stood up and told the whole I have a therapist.

Bobby: 2:06

While I was like yeah, I had to a therapist for this fucking place. Oh, I fucking hate it. I can't do not quietly allowed leak. Well, I'm loudly quitting but also that is one of my topics is quietly quitting. I don't know if we want to jump right into it or you want to go to the rat in the backyard. Or what did you do this week? Oh, you got to cover the belly.

Jim: 2:23

Yeah, I'm looking at that picture. And I have all not all tickets. I thought this is a cute shirt. It's not fortunately this shirt is a medium not a large so you know how we fit into those. This is a big technically cover the skin but a little too close. So but

Bobby: 2:38

I did go to the doctor made myself and I weigh less than I did last time

Jim: 2:41

said even need we go V?

Bobby: 2:43

I'm not I can't because I don't have diabetes. I'm not even pre diabetic anymore. All my bloodwork came back like great. Like he's like, Yeah, you're really improving. But I'm like, Oh, fuck. Like, really? This is the one time I need to just show that I was pre diabetic. A long fucking time. So that he could still do ozempic Yeah, he said, Why? Because I guess if you were pre diabetic, you can take ozempic Like, like wildfire before if you are or close to, okay, it might be am I

Jim: 3:10

well, then just do that. And then you can keep upping the dose until it's the week overdose.

Bobby: 3:14

I know. And then until we go through becomes more affordable and available. And actually, it's sold out. Everybody has.

Jim: 3:19

It is actually I talked to someone at work and they were like, oh, yeah, we go V everyone's getting it but they can't find it anywhere. I

Bobby: 3:24

was like, Oh, it's so weird. Because everybody's doing it. It's like the latest craze.

Jim: 3:29

Well, when you offer Americans a way to lose weight, they're gonna grab at it. They'll they'll I don't know why they didn't just really great the grapefruit diet. Like everyone's saying grapefruit all the time. Okay, how to dial string cheese, string cheese. I mean, there's so many diets that like change

Bobby: 3:43

his diet, or the girl was like, I'm keto. Like you have hair in your belly button honey, like losing weight and do the trick. And that's when I was 14 Talking shit. So

Jim: 3:53

there were girls always dieting and I don't think that that's

Bobby: 3:57

I'm like, first of all, you don't need to die. But second of all, like she's like is my string cheese? Do you know that? I had a babysitter that was in eighth grade and I was in No, I was in eighth grade. My parents made me have a babysitter. Eighth

Jim: 4:07

grade. It's great. Yes, I was watching my three younger siblings when I was in eighth grade and you were having a babysitter as

Bobby: 4:14

a babysitter more like an eighth or six maybe she was an eighth and I was in sixth grade. Maybe that's what

Jim: 4:20

it was. There's still a bigger issue of why are they putting someone so close to you and age as your babysitter and you're gay? All right, and I did see her like hey man again how she was a cheerleader. I was thought I was so cold like hey man. Like God this motherfucker said this little facts a little faggot. I

Bobby: 4:34

remember rapping Gangster's paradise with her. Oh, that's when that all went down so long time ago. Gangsters in paradise then stand and most dollar removed, but I got the situation 23 Now we'll ever see 24 Number 13 Coolio looked like he was 80 Yeah, he was 23 Oh, that's when he was. He looks older than me now. Old now, like so old. Everyone's old. We're all old while getting dead. We're all dying.

Jim: 5:06

Like Diane's dying, Lawrence's Diane? Well, that's so you basically had to out yourself in front of your entire workforce as a veteran therapy.

Bobby: 5:16

Yeah. And I was proud of it though. I am proud of you talk to everybody.

Jim: 5:20

You know what I need to know how much emotional trauma they're causing. And I can't wait to drop the bomb on my fucking boss. Oh, yeah, it was me.

Bobby: 5:29

It wasn't me. I did it.

Jim: 5:31

I want I want to know, yes, yes, that's gonna

Bobby: 5:34

be my moment and be like, listen to horror. It was me.

Jim: 5:43

And here's your goddamn ice cream. And also,

Bobby: 5:45

I'm leaving for about 60 days. And I also got to Randy about that and got it all what tell me so I set it up. I was quite obvious trying to get on disability. Yeah. So short term just to like, clear my head and go to like another country and just basically pass out in a villa for like a week. I go, Oh, you haven't seen a therapist? Like really deep diving. I was like, actually, to the point where because I had to fill he makes me felt like a mental health survey. Yeah. So I put like decent numbers. But at the end it said his work being affected by the Census. Absolutely. I put him in. He's like, so what's that about? I was like, well, it's not necessarily like current stress. It's just an ongoing constant. It's been this way for so I have to take a break. Like I have to and he's like, Okay, well, we'll talk about it for sure. He's like, Yeah, I'll definitely he's like, just give me the form or whatever. Yeah, like if my therapist says he said,

Jim: 6:28

I'm so excited. I know. I need to know you've really

Bobby: 6:32

like maybe I'll become a human again.

Jim: 6:34

I think he will like I think I'm thinking like a little me being off this past week. Just unplanned. Like I didn't request it off, but I was scheduled off I'm like, all the shit that I've gotten done in just three days being on earth three days in a row. I'm like, I got my marriage license set up. Oh, I am setting up registry rod. I made a reservation for our this was a small wedding. All I said was it got my marriage license, and I made it registered. Okay.

Bobby: 7:01

I didn't know. I picked your small wedding like my

Jim: 7:04

wedding. Or some of us like one small wedding.

Bobby: 7:07

Send me a picture like about eight rivers cross the river and you're like I do

Jim: 7:13

and then let's loading down the river. And I know I'm like one of those little Mississippi. I know we can get married in the indoor waterpark and hold hands as we float around the lazy river. I do I fucking do. Get me a slushy today of vodka slushies. Oh my so you set the register. Okay, so I did well, yeah, I set up an account for that. I also booked our little reception party. Oh, good. Where's our wine on high which is right by Hubbard grille across from Union Yeah, with the glass house. So everyone can see how can

Bobby: 7:48

weddings gonna be right in the middle the gayborhood this is just the party of the party. Well then the party after party will be across the street a union or access at sea. Rexy Dixie Dixie wrecked Dixie wrecked. We'll

Jim: 7:57

be there Dixie wrapped our new favorite our new favorite drag Well,

Bobby: 8:00

whose name isn't extracts? It's

Jim: 8:01

like Bear. And then under the trailer, the trailer? But yeah, so that one on high is booked. So from eight to midnight, we'll be there. We'll have drink cocktails, caulk cocktails. Yeah,

Bobby: 8:12

I think there should be an option of like a cocktail table.

Jim: 8:15

Hopefully you pick a picture of a cock and you find that, Oh, that would actually be kind of a fun game. Okay, well, like save this idea. Because we need ideas for this. Yeah. Okay. Save this

Bobby: 8:23

idea, Bobby. When I'm editing this, okay. Yeah, here's the idea. You have a table full of pictures of people's decks and you get to go up and whoever, like, you get to pick the deck that you want. Because we could take that, and you find the person? Yes. It's kind of cool. That's kind of a cool idea. Except for I don't know how your family would?

Jim: 8:41

Well, they're not all going to be there. I mean, it's gonna be like siblings. Probably it's eight to midnight. So I don't think like my parents are going to come from eight to midnight. Yeah, no, yeah. No. And I said it's like, mainly for friends. So I feel like I don't think a lot of Matt's family won't be coming. That's not that's family will be leaving. Yeah, it's not a bad thing. He'll be leaving right after the fucking ceremony like, well, it's 5pm. Like, Hey, guys, like this is me. I'm body. i

Bobby: 9:04

Oh, my God, man.

Jim: 9:06

Yes.

Bobby: 9:07

Oh, I know. I'm talking about too much. No, and you should bring it up. I'm just to

Jim: 9:13

make awareness. His whole family needs therapy so bad. I'm saying everybody. Everybody needs therapy. Like, like, not everyone does. It's not even a joke. Like your friends lie to you. Like you think you're getting good advice. But really like for years, I've been telling Bobby like, yeah, you're great. You're skinny. You're doing fine. You're fat. You're good. And now he's a drug addict. And it's like, I didn't say things like maybe you should explore some drugs. I'm

Bobby: 9:33

like, Okay, I'm gonna find weeds. I'm

Jim: 9:35

like trying to strike next. Cool. Here's

Bobby: 9:37

cocaine. We need to lose weight. I'm

Jim: 9:38

like, okay, and that's why I'm on nuvigil now. You're on nuvigil and on a CPAP to notes

Bobby: 9:45

I really think is what I think that's why you

Jim: 9:48

know, it's crazy. Your body isn't under stress all the dough. It's like starting to like during the day, it's like, oh, I slept well. I'm fine. And

Bobby: 9:54

you know what's fucked up though. Like, I know when I don't get good sleep now like if June wakes me up. I'm exhausted. I'm like, This is how I used to Every day like we're now I'm fine today,

Jim: 10:02

like thinking about like how you were before CPAP. And you would be like, I've got to take a nap exhausted, you come home from work and then nap for an hour and a half on the couch and then, okay, you can come over now and I'm like, you have to nap after work every day. That was like CPAP is amazing.

Bobby: 10:16

Everyone. If you're overweight, and you're over 30 Go get your CPAP chat. Yeah,

Jim: 10:21

now I'm doing it for Matt, by the way. Oh, I'm doing life. You did a home test. Right? Okay. That's what they like ever since COVID. They

Bobby: 10:27

were kind of like, oh, this is probably the way to go. Because you can. Yeah, like I don't want to leave for you when I

Jim: 10:31

did mine. I mean, they did. I had to lay in a bed and lab deliver. See if you get erect. They put something around your penis. Yeah, stop. Yeah. Well, that's because that's when you go into RAM. I

Bobby: 10:43

think you get hard. Exactly. You know, it's crazy. When I have a really good sleep. I

Jim: 10:46

wake up I don't wake up with a heart on every morning. No, no, same. Oh, really? Is it normal every morning? Yeah, no, we don't every morning. But anytime I'm dreaming, and I wake up I have a boner. So yes, me too. It's crazy. At some but sometimes the dreams are presented for the hardiness. I had a dream. I was given one of my friends a blow job, this past thing. And his girlfriend was like standing there giving me advice. She was like less teeth less. He likes less teeth. I was like, you're like let me get my I literally told her I was like, Do you see these teeth? That's like, your trauma. That's my travels. I'm like, Look at my fucking teeth. When you get your first boyfriend's dick. It's blowing him as best I can like, and he loved it anyway. So I was like, I'm, I like to please my friends.

Bobby: 11:29

I got you. But well, other friends. You please be in other ways. Oh,

Jim: 11:34

God, we were going to talk. No, we weren't going to talk about it. Sorry. I'll bring that up your dreams. What are your dreams? You blew a friend. The same

Bobby: 11:41

situation, same person. And I want to make it very clear that I know whoever you're watching and I know what you're doing. Okay. I know your little text message that you're sending. I know you're a little like stories that we talk about dicks and all that. Oh, yeah, it's we know. Okay, I won't tell. Thank you. really sincere that wasn't. Yeah, well,

Jim: 12:00

I'm kind of thinking like he might come over tonight. I'm kind

Bobby: 12:03

of thinking if I I really think I'm close. I

Jim: 12:06

know that those texts. Yeah. Like, yeah, like,

Bobby: 12:12

it's all the time we talk about tags, because I do. It's kind of my fault,

Jim: 12:17

too, though, like my deck and he's like, Oh, if you don't know if your friends are circumcised or uncircumcised? I know you. That's your fault. Like you shouldn't.

Bobby: 12:25

You shouldn't know. You absolutely should know, the penises in your life. You need to know what's going on with them. You know what I mean? Like at least curvature. Are they healthy? Are they like, are they like, are they thick? Like

Jim: 12:36

I know. Right? When hard right? And I know it's like every web Yeah, I've seen it. No, it is cut.

Bobby: 12:45

So I think yeah, I feel like his is probably like very average but like a pretty average Does that make sense? Oh yeah. Oh, pretty good. Like it's a good form. Good form.

Jim: 12:54

We're not talking mushroom head we're

Bobby: 12:55

not we're talking like we're talking just a good form a good deck. Perfectly sized I can take it but you also it's not like too little and it's not too bad.

Jim: 13:03

It's just right it's like Goldilocks at this point. I need something that's not even gonna hurt like I would accept small if it were like a straight guy what's really crazy about that I'm like, Oh no, that's it's so big and then I'm like no slips right? Absolutely. I like that would be like in they'll be like you've fucking took my deck and I'll be like, yeah, it was it was hard but I did it fuck I can

Bobby: 13:19

feel lit and it wouldn't be nice to be able to fake it

Jim: 13:23

if it felt like a finger going in. I would be so how am I

Bobby: 13:25

fog like oh god you know that feeling when you can't like

Jim: 13:32

you're like Oh, I hate that feeling. Honestly Yeah, that's not for me. That's like almost about you're better you're gonna shit yeah, that's the I'm gonna shit feeling what is

Bobby: 13:40

that? I'm constipated. Wait, what is that and like human species like what is the like reflux that happens like is that to try to make you poop?

Jim: 13:46

Yes. Oh, yeah. Every animal has that. So like that feeling? It's your body being like Don't you have to shit Wait, there's

Bobby: 13:56

like a ship coming so you should be pushing down when it feels good. What is that? That's just

Jim: 14:01

the prostate. Oh yeah. That's your that's your pee spot.

Bobby: 14:07

You know it's something that I need to explore. I need to get better. I just don't like fecal matter and I don't like not eating so I

Jim: 14:13

don't like Fisher's crap. I don't like the pain the blood I don't like that feeling of I have to ship but can't shit. I don't like to

Bobby: 14:21

prepare for an hour for five minutes. Like I just exactly.

Jim: 14:26

Is when you're this. When you look like Bobby. They're not gonna last longer than five minutes

Bobby: 14:31

are going to last especially on like, let's go. Giddy up.

Jim: 14:34

Giddy up. Oh, are you going to come for me? Instant

Bobby: 14:37

I want to make it I want to let I'm like no, you don't know. We can't last. I gotta

Jim: 14:41

go. sounds so familiar. I know. Looking at you, Matt. I'm looking

Bobby: 14:45

at you, Michael because you don't watch the show. Yeah. The support system I have is great.

Jim: 14:52

Hashtag therapy. Therapy better help. I think I'm gay.

Bobby: 14:57

I think I'm gay.

Jim: 14:58

I love that commercial. Commercial with the pubes I sent you yes like why? You could ask your mama can be found time to cubic

Unknown: 15:20

I'm not ashamed my pubic hair. I celebrate every hair down. Good smart body is self care since history there's been a stigma. See? If you save Kubik on your dirt like pubic

Bobby: 15:32

people are getting really bald now they're like, yeah, no, not everywhere. And it's like, who? Like why are we being sick about it? Like, oh, I just bled out of my asshole. It's like, Okay, thanks, man. I just say like, oh, is something wrong? Like, right? Do you need to clean up down there? Like, like, really? You're just like, Oh, my pupils are out of control.

Jim: 15:51

I mean, like throw No, right? Like, why? It's like a no for me. Okay, like your commercials these days are insane. Like there really are commercial about pubic hair.

Bobby: 15:59

What is the deal with pubic hair? Now? Like, is it in or out I just don't even I feel

Jim: 16:03

like it looks kind of if it gets back in like the whole Bald is beautiful thing down there. It's not the thing and that is out what is in a little bit a little bit was a little trim little well managed. I think women are encouraged to have a full triangle now not just a landing strip.

Bobby: 16:17

I don't think people like the bare bare genitals anymore.

Jim: 16:21

I never actually I did it. I did it as a team because I thought that too. I was using scissors when I was a teen to try to trim my pubic hair because I didn't have a razor.

Bobby: 16:31

Oh, I tried Nair How did that go? It went and then I had a rash and I was like, I'm never ready.

Jim: 16:38

Is this normal? Your dad was like again, Bobby again really narrow on your Bible. Now you're What are you doing in the shower? Like I was like

Bobby: 16:47

waiting for is? What? Yeah, it's just really weird. Like, again, like the Pandora's box is open. So all these weird memories are playing out and he asked about you in the shower. No, like nothing. No, but like, I don't shower but like near like, I was staying in the shower like waiting for the narrative. Like settle in. You're in there for like four. Yeah, like yeah, they're like dinner's ready. And I'm like, Okay, I'm just like trying to get the Nair off my body like gross comparison my poor parents and I think

Jim: 17:13

that my parents probably thought I was like without ever saying probably thought I was touching myself in the shower but often I was just laying down in the tub with the shower on and just laying there for 45 minutes like almost asleep trying to drown I guess on playing depth in life. Like literally just like laying there laying here and it goes over till I die. Well, I just had to felt so good. I would be like, this is nice. And it's quiet. Like did you let it go in your ears?

Bobby: 17:37

Like yeah, water would like oh, yeah, it was so weird. Because when you're younger you get it out of your ears. But now I feel like I feel like if I get a little

Jim: 17:43

Please don't bring that this is a sore spot for me. Because why? Matt? Why cannot get any water in his ears. Nobody freaks out doing or he freaks them out. It's gonna be in there for three weeks. You remember that last time, but

Bobby: 17:57

PTSD about that

Jim: 17:58

does and he gets so frustrated by it that it's like, even I'm like, Well, what if there is a little water? Well, he's already hard of hearing you know the hearing all that. Why? Haha. I can't hear you. Ha ha. So if he gets water in there, it's just double double blockage. He can't hear things so he wears plugs every time he goes in the water even not going under.

Bobby: 18:18

That's cute. It's is it? Is he's picked out his oatmeal and his applesauce flavors that he likes to us just curious. Like, because? Because pretty soon, that's all.

Jim: 18:31

He loves both. Listen, he's getting cold. He is getting oh wait, he's getting cold here like oatmeal. Like he really is getting old. And some of the parts are getting old to me. I'm talking about the feet. The fuck I hate unfortunately. Yeah. Denix works. Now I had foot surgery. So I worked overnight Sunday night and then I come home at 7am on Monday. And then Matt surgeries at 10am So that's playing with a puppy on the ground at 7am and I'm thinking okay, like is the puppy gonna go to sleep when I'm trying to go to sleep at like eight and then my friend Sabrina thank God took Matt to surgery. Oh my god so then rain rains a lifesaver this bet she's your best man she she's not a man.

Bobby: 19:22

She's never really admitted. Wow, she's so good. I think we're kind of a combo team to be honest. Are

Jim: 19:27

you are you are literally like, well, you. You started that text message. I

Bobby: 19:30

was laughing so hard. Like it's about me and my look. Which I didn't make up some good napkin names. If I do say so myself.

Jim: 19:38

Yeah, I started a texter between my one friend Sabrina and my other friend Bobby. And Bobby didn't know it was Sabrina. At first I pretended Sabrina was another friend, a male friend, a male friend that we were very much

Bobby: 19:48

attracted to her. I really did. She almost had me though. Like you can see it in person. I was like, I literally thought this can't be this. I was like this has to be Sabrine just based on the beginning of when she said Who else will put up with him? I was like that's just a brain. So friend that we're talking about. If you hear this, we still want to see still want to see it. And same for you coworker, or whomever I'm speaking of.

Jim: 20:15

So Matt got a surgery I went to sleep then I wake up at 230 and and Matt's parents drove up from new Lexington, which is a second occurrence. They didn't they still didn't know the address. They both worked. Let me tell you this. They both worked for the post office. We've sent them save the dates. We've sent them cards birthday cards, Christmas got you know, all these things. They have had our address on these things. Well, this thing's still ask they're like so what's your address? I'm just like, how do people not

Bobby: 20:42

just have a really strong feeling about them? Say anything? Yeah, just just say no, I just feel like they're like again, I just don't like parents like they all fucking sock I'll be honest say it because it's probably true. It's so true. Like parents just suck. It doesn't matter if you're a parent today or your parents 60 years ago, your you fucking suck no matter what. You can't do anything about it either. Like you're gonna suck like my parents don't suck. Oh, you're just perfect. No trauma for you know, mental health issues for you

Jim: 21:10

know, unresolved trauma. No, actually not from them. Like my mental health stuff never came from them. That's the crazy thing. Everything was fine at home. Always. It was always school. That was the problem.

Bobby: 21:21

I just feel like that's very interesting to me. So you had no problems with your parents, parents or your besties?

Jim: 21:26

Um, no, I mean, like they're supportive. I think honestly, if you're best friends with your parents fuck off. Like there's something wrong with you. That's called codependency you should not you know, when moms are like, Oh, my daughter, Serena. Serena.

Bobby: 21:39

She's 24 She's going out of school, but she can't find a job.

Jim: 21:41

Like if you're texting your mom back and forth nonstop every day. Like what the fuck? Okay, what the fuck? And there's literally people like that where I'm like, Do you not realize the problem here and why like you don't have a boyfriend says why? Like, no one can get close to you because you're close to your parents still. Why do

Bobby: 21:55

you get angry at your friends for not being able to hang out with you because they have their own lives but

Jim: 21:59

yet you're wasting your money. But you're calling your mom every day like every day and you haven't really left that nest like No you haven't. I don't know what this was. Like my parents. I look at good parents as they prepare you for life. They prepare you to be independent. My mom and dad do not get mad at me when I like don't text them. They don't get mad at me when I don't drive over and see them every couple of months. That's not on you rather they're not so healthy now they're in California living their lives like having fun go on vacations they see their grandkids will see at the wedding. How kind they are. They'll probably be crying but they're gonna be so sad. Yeah, not sad. I mean, happy. I associates crying

Bobby: 22:37

they're gonna be just so sad. Why own issue I'm like, so you're 30 So you're talking about people who are attached their parents and then you're like, they're gonna be so sad. When I can't text them anymore.

Jim: 22:46

I literally was just thinking like crying is sad. Well, that's because you have trauma. Trauma, like wait, no, I I'm fine with crying. I'm loving the best like when I watched like everything everywhere all at once and crying. I was like, this is appropriate crane.

Bobby: 23:02

Like, and it felt safe. When it started. Like please just anymore. It just feels so funky. Go rewind I want to watch Oh God, where's the torture scene? It's like Titanic is the we think they're gonna be departed and then they find each other and then he fucking kicks them off that goddamn fucking table or whatever. They're floating on the door

Jim: 23:21

door if empty bed I don't even know. Rose rose. Listen,

Bobby: 23:25

get off the door. Or like share it. Oh, the door the door. Share the door bitch. Okay, scoot over. Like how wrench like I'll never let go. It's like, oh, you're kissing a dead frozen hand. First of all. Like, your lips might have gotten stuck on the hand. I'm not kidding. Oh, never let go. You imagine like his dead skin.

Jim: 23:51

And then she put the skin in the ziplock bag and then saves all of it later. Oh god, I'm gonna just to jog once you inside of each

Bobby: 23:59

one a director you out Jack? Jack Jack want to shut you out?

Jim: 24:05

She probably just put it upside or post a cider.

Bobby: 24:07

Let's say sweet. Let's see what he's getting. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see his policy. My policy. Let's take Jose, Jose. Jose. Jose, let's say say I'm a gay man. And I know that's not how you finger someone said we're both worse. So gross and dirty.

Jim: 24:34

Now this is a trigger warning for sexual assault victims and all those who actually I have. Oh, yes. Oh my god. As Okay, a little a little drizzle.

Bobby: 24:52

It tastes a little bit like calm. No, like I don't know

Jim: 25:00

Oh, that sounds sounds like something out of Europe beer you weirdo. IPA so it's gonna be a weird what least the you know the weirdness of this drink. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, so I'm having a bowl. I went last night to the jazz club

Bobby: 25:19

wow did Matt go? Nope. Oh, it's a brain

Jim: 25:23

yeah Sabrina and Mina why just like that

Bobby: 25:26

well jazz club usually associated with old people so something that maybe took you but it's a brand that that checks out. Oh, shade button I'll have buttons anymore but if we did,

Jim: 25:36

we did Sabrine listen. No minute booked. It was actually really fun. You'd love it. There's couches you can just sit on a couch and then like listen to good music and they bring you drinks and there's little snacks now you would love it and jazz clubs are associated with weed that's what everyone used to go to them for.

Bobby: 25:52

Oh yeah, cuz it was like a dark Yeah, and they're all the jazz club get

Jim: 25:55

really high the musicians would be high.

Bobby: 25:57

Yeah, listen to music. I'm tired skinny.

Jim: 26:03

Dude. Go do a little scat

Bobby: 26:08

don't know how that associated with shit later on. Yeah, well, Scott play.

Jim: 26:12

So we go to the Jazz Club. We're having a wall. We then afterwards we're like we're still hungry. Because all they have are like, okay, there's a small cheese board. Yeah, so we got to Rossi you know the Rossi I've never even been there. So high class not really wait sat at the bar. I love that. I always sit at the bar. So we get our food there. And then I'm like, talk I'm telling a story to Sabrina. And I'm like doing thing. And then yeah, I was kind of like, and I was like, Do you want me to dance a little bit mama and I like did a little dance and a song. And she was like, you would be in the Middle East if you did that. A brain said this fucking kid. I know. That is the biggest insult anyone's ever said to me. That's the gayest I've ever been called. You will be in the Middle East if you didn't know what's really funny about that? Because she's taking me home next spring. So she's like home she's getting you what's home? Oh, Palestine. Jordan,

Bobby: 27:07

when is that Trump arrow because you didn't get that? Now you're like now when is out we need a plan that for HR March.

Jim: 27:16

You will be when are you going? Oh, we're not going to lie to me. May my I don't know may or may not lie to you. May you may I have the rest

Bobby: 27:24

in peace. June is outside.

Jim: 27:27

Oh, and now she's back on Hulu. So what do you think of that phrase you would be to the Middle East if you did, is that when

Bobby: 27:35

you said it was a little bit uh, give me like shivers down my spine a little bit. But I have to question that. Shivers. That's, that's what I have to question. Because you're because like, I love how the most homophobic thing they can say is um, and do is they're gonna view right like, that's gay. So then, like you're being a man who then just

Jim: 27:54

you know that men are like, well, who's the guest in our group? You gotta go to someone okay? You re all gangbanger like you queer and it's like you just fucked the mass. Literally, boy. Yeah, man. And it's not going to be prepped. So it's going to be a dirty and it's gonna, like I'm not and I'm walking around in at 90 degree heat like, Yay, you don't want to be you don't wanna be down there. Unless you take me to Oasis and I can you know have that busting in the water. Up against the cactus. Get all the crumbs. All those drag crumbles. May?

Bobby: 28:26

I am it's the reality.

Jim: 28:28

I'm gonna be rubbing against a camel hump. I'm gonna be like dirt.

Bobby: 28:31

I mean, the whole has come a long way if you really think that evolution of the whole because now it's very clearly compared to like, oh, it used to just be covered just you just shit on men

Jim: 28:39

and women had hair down there. Fuck. Okay. Yeah, I just like really went off into the deep about shooting in the woods. And you were like, poopy holes. Yeah,

Bobby: 28:49

I was I was thinking about the asshole. Well, I obviously have been whacked or laser hair. And we didn't have lasers back then. No, but like, I just think about it. And I think about just like, cleanliness in general. Like we were disgusting. But we didn't know we were disgusting. Because that's all we knew. Does that make sense? We didn't even know we smelled.

Jim: 29:07

That to me. That's bizarre. Well, that's like which human at some point was like, You know what? That's a bad smell. And

Bobby: 29:13

what ate it bad?

Jim: 29:15

People did people say, because like every other animal is like smelling farts poop. They're fine with it. They're looking there and who humans are and as you say, everyone likes her own brand. Like a lot of people don't mind when they fart. They're not like running away from their farts. Oh, I

Bobby: 29:28

love my own farts see is that bad, but why is everyone else here our focus is gonna look I don't care. I really love it when they're the worst. Like I love fighting me like oh, that's fucking bad.

Jim: 29:42

Streak guys do that too. I am

Bobby: 29:44

like I love like the worst it is in my head the better like a situation. But the like, obviously is gonna hurt somebody else. is so weird.

Jim: 29:53

That's foul. I think it's just everybody likes their own brand. They

Bobby: 29:57

do nobody farts in their own better goes I'm gonna throw up there.

Jim: 30:02

They're gonna go that's why I think at some point humans decided like socially we're gonna say certain smells are bad, right so that you guys like literally no one before was like bathing every day no one was using deodorant and it was just like normal interest is fine. It was like okay because it's almost not an evolution of all these animals like you would have your cow sometimes in your house with you in the winter. Like you had animal shit everywhere around everywhere there was like there's no mold and there's no sewage system so you pooped in the backyard but where did the poop go and a hole in the ground? So literally, like there was poop everywhere all the time. So it's kind of like so I didn't even know that. But they're like, Oh, this is like well that's I'm saying like, when did we decide that we decided that's something we need? And then like when did the French come up with perfume and like, Well Jesus was they had anointing oils and they washed feed and they washed feet to get them clean. So I think engineers smelt certain smells were nice that they liked they can even clip their toenails Well, I mean they had scissors Do you think people clip when they get long enough? Wait

Bobby: 31:02

I wonder when that started that's actually a good experiment as well research that Bobby

Jim: 31:06

and I we can't really experiment because we can't go back in time but we can reach where the first like known clippers are Yeah, I would love that go to like some ancient Egyptian Museum or something skirt. Those planes I'll be in the pyramids and men are going home and I mean in the pyramids dead after being I will be

Bobby: 31:23

gonna say they Barrows. Oh, so she's prepping you. She's like, I can't do that first.

Jim: 31:28

You will be right. Yeah, she's prepping me because she knows like, Oh, she's

Bobby: 31:31

gonna make you into a gentleman.

Jim: 31:33

I will have my nails painted. I will be that I won't be sashaying around. I'm gonna have a girlfriend or a wife. I'm gonna wear a ring and have a wife. I mean, like, my wife is at home.

Bobby: 31:42

Why do you have to talk like that? My wife is

Jim: 31:48

my wife, what's that? Oh, I got a wife and kids at Oh,

Bobby: 31:51

hello. My name is James.

Jim: 31:55

Oh, I'm here to kill. You're straight to be weird. Yeah, be awful. I would look you would foul.

Bobby: 32:03

I mean, it depends on your term file. I

Jim: 32:04

could actually if I were straight, you'd probably be trying to suck my dick right? It would. Because any straight friend friend of yours, you want to blow them now? That's not necessarily true. I'm trying to think of someone who you would out there is.

Bobby: 32:17

Oh, there's a few actually, to be honest with you. Like legit a few.

Jim: 32:21

Like, you're like it's generally true, but

Bobby: 32:23

some of my friends I would sock most of

Jim: 32:25

them. I can't think of a straight guy. Well, I pack

Bobby: 32:29

okay. I do too. Yeah, there's some there's some actually even those I want to look at them even those I think I'd say about a quarter I was like, even though you're awkward and goofy. I still kind of look I hit the hit a bolt go nuts. Like I'm still gonna look down at there's a bulge. Like that's rude. There's always a bulge and it's rude. If you think about there's always a bulge. Just got to turn that chair the right way. And use that one ball that's just off to the side.

Jim: 32:53

Oh my God. You see head anywhere. It's over. Oh, like that's it? I am. I can go home for the day. Good.

Bobby: 32:58

I wish I saw more how that work. Yeah, wish I saw one.

Jim: 33:03

And he's listening. You'll see it he is

Bobby: 33:06

because he mentioned my channel this morning in the meeting. And I was like, I don't say my channel because I don't want any of these motherfuckers to find out about it,

Jim: 33:12

right. But you can find out about it. And you can find out more if you know my channel

Bobby: 33:15

and you're watching. Come on over. Come on. Oh, we'll be back.

Jim: 33:20

If you want two people to take care of you. I'm here as well. So that's just a phrase that I thought was pretty funny. Now I did have a question that you were going to tell me about some idiocy going on around Columbus with bikers. What are bikers doing these days? Now? Listen, and we all good. We love a good bike or I love biking. I think we should have great bike lanes like Montreal, where they're like separate. There's a curb in between the bike as well as a POS you're afraid of being Yeah. Just tiny little seat. Yeah. And, and that thing. Oh, this. Yeah. I forgot the second hole too. I wouldn't sit on a bike seat kind of. I'm not a bike seeking giant cyst.

Bobby: 34:01

We've Yeah. And if you go back in our history, you would know that and going forward. We're not talking about my third hole. He has a third. I did.

Jim: 34:08

And he had it cut out pilonidal. So he can't do a bike seat. But why are you worried?

Bobby: 34:13

Now here's the problem. And again, I don't want to use the word trauma, but I don't know if that's where this comes from. However, like when I go on walks, okay. And I want to listen to music. I cannot put headphones on. Because I first of all when you're on a walk, yep. You can't even listen to music on a walk. No, because I think that people are behind me. I'm paranoid that somebody's coming up behind me.

Jim: 34:37

Like I said trauma. I mean, if you're walking here Yeah, I wouldn't wear it out anywhere. It's anywhere. I'll come to Granville, you can walk.

Bobby: 34:43

Literally though. I'd still think there was something happening and then like, I get into such a zone that sometimes I feel like you don't look really you can't hear a car coming right but they could be flying. Oh yeah, normally. So to me,

Jim: 34:54

is wearing headphones is idiocy because you have to be able to listen and react quickly or you will get hit by a car right You can get hit and die like bikers die in Columbus like we saw that one girl get hit and shoot while she that was she was on crack or heroin or Yeah, but honestly, it's probably her drug dealer drove her ran, ran her over and drove off because like she hadn't paid her bills. You a little whore? Yeah.

Bobby: 35:16

Yeah, so I'm just like, I'm gonna start a new campaign. I think that is against people wearing headphones while riding bikes or walking in their neighborhoods, because I feel like it's very unsafe. It's unsafe. It's unsafe, anybody can come up on you. And rally is on it's kind of unsafe. Like it really really truly is. Because you and especially the headphones I have these days. It's everything's noise cancelling. And it's like, you really don't hear. And there can be a car flying. There

Jim: 35:38

could be an ambulance, though. And you think like, oh, I can get over now. And it's like, no, the ambulance does not stop just

Bobby: 35:42

like that. Or oh, there's a dog sprinting after you. Not a good dog a bad dog.

Jim: 35:48

Huh? Like

Bobby: 35:49

that's the kind of shit we're talking about. Okay, that's the kind of shit that I'm concerned about a danger. He's that's the danger that everyone needs to be aware of. And so that's the campaign. Okay, please stop wearing our other

Jim: 36:01

campaigns go. Cancel. Do we have time to start a new I'm not. That was a lot like it's a verbal sticker though outside of a wall and notice incentive to me. My friend Jason was like, I just saw this. Oh, yep, that's right. We're like, Have you listened yet? And he said, No. Another thing I had to bring up, though, just all about you. Okay. It's just interesting to me. I'm not trying to call anyone out, Matt. But I witnessed someone putting pizza on Ketchup. Ketchup on pizza.

Bobby: 36:38

I'm like, Wait, did my edible hit you? It's like I like it. Yeah. Wow. I love that. We got that on tape. I'm because you're Mr. Like, proper? And like, No, I'm

Jim: 36:50

not. I'm really not. The reason that happened is see what had happened was I was quickly like glancing at my phone and was just like, I saw those two words. And then when he's on ketchup, that's, and then he's like, put the phone away, or Bobby will yell at me. But if I'm doing this, and I'm like,

Bobby: 37:10

I mean, sometimes you can get carried away with that though. And then I'm like, right? And you're like, Yeah, I'm like, you didn't hear me? Wow. It's so scary. Now, though. Creepy. What's your sundry and I'm like, Okay, I'm not even done talking. But cool. And that's how this

Jim: 37:24

goes. Okay, so Matt, since I met him, I knew this. He doesn't put ketchup on eggs or deli meat. He doesn't put ketchup there's just certain things he will not put ketchup on. And I'm like, okay, that's weird. A cold me any cold meat. Okay, but he put ketchup on pizza the other night, because it was like a frozen pizza. I'm going to be real here. And I hope that someone I work with isn't listening because this cauliflower pizza crust was recommended to me and it was giving like lunch room fifth grade lunch, and it's not good. Right? And like I will say after I ate an entire, like 700 Calorie Cauliflower Crust Pizza ate the whole thing. I wasn't like bloated or full. Now, but once I satisfied and that's a separate problem. So that's where I'm gonna pop up my recipe right now of weightwatchers dough.

Bobby: 38:11

You make this shit. Okay, and it's 0% Greek yogurt and self rising flour. Can't speak English, which made me realize I forgot on my Amazon order. Anyway. You just mix those together one and one for one. Oh, no.

Jim: 38:30

This was the worst recipe thing I've ever heard

Bobby: 38:33

one for one letter one they made me find that you mix it all together and you make it towards like dough not sticky. Then you put on the pan. Honey. You'll thank me later.

Jim: 38:41

Thank you. Yeah, because it's like, oh, thank me lay it's only 12 points for the whole thing.

Bobby: 38:46

Without the sauce and the cheese and then G Yeah, but a regular regular dough would be like 40 points. Really? Yeah, like, Honey. Yes.

Jim: 38:55

Honey, what do you mean if you use fake cheese? It's made of plastic. It's even less point. If you

Bobby: 39:00

get the weightwatchers cheese and sauce it's gonna taste like shit. I wouldn't do that. Oh

Jim: 39:04

fuck there's some points that are worth spending well that's those are like sauces actually not that bad for you know cuz that's tomato. Yeah, it's really the cheese. Cheese is just a ranch that you put on the pizza. So the whole piece so he goes to catch up and not like the ranch or I got ranch out because I was like it's not that great, but I'll dip it in ranch. It was just like thin crust not a lot of sauce. The cheese got brown on top and it was just like kind of fun. It was harder this thing taking a bite like what is it? Raka like there's are no placa alpaca Oh placa What's up Alana

Bobby: 39:39

Greece Greek thing?

Jim: 39:43

What's that? Oh, no.

Bobby: 39:47

No, isn't it a Greek thing or placa? pakka it's like a bread.

Jim: 39:56

God, you're giving me an alpaca like

Bobby: 39:58

I know placa are some bad guys? No, it's like balaclava, balaclavas, the desert, but it's like that same kind of like flying low

Jim: 40:09

is the Christmas placa

Bobby: 40:13

I'm gonna look up

Jim: 40:14

spanakopita No. Okay pluck a placa

Bobby: 40:18

well the same well it's like calling you be so embarrassing later

Jim: 40:22

right? Hold on. Oh, okay, hold on. I'm

Bobby: 40:25

gonna find this shit and you're gonna be sorry. Well, we still haven't found anything. Well, I did find like a city named placa and Greece. So at least it wasn't that far honestly seen

Jim: 40:33

a random name and then finding a city like calling

Bobby: 40:35

you Oh, Blackie. Oh Plotly Google that now. Back to your Greek story.

Jim: 40:42

There's no Greek story. Oh, you started the Greek story with claw talking about now. Where were we?

Bobby: 40:48

Okay, yeah, so the pizza and the ketchup.

Jim: 40:52

This is great. Well, we're at the sundry No,

Bobby: 40:54

I have to do something. I didn't say any. Oh, no. I'm like,

Jim: 40:59

Okay, I have another little shot. No, I'll die. You will not die.

Bobby: 41:04

Okay, what is your thought? Okay, I've two things. What's your thoughts on like talking to strangers in public? Are you for it or against it?

Jim: 41:12

I'm against it, but I do it all the time. Okay, so

Bobby: 41:14

you don't like when it's done to you, but you'll do it to somebody else. Or you just think it's

Jim: 41:18

cringe. Cringe all around. But then literally, I catch myself and I'm like, I'm being like my dad. I like if I sit down like literally I was at the DMV yesterday getting my license renewed. And I was talking to the wit lady next to me. I said hello to this little boy walking by. And then everyone's like, Oh, he's such a cute little boy. And I'm just like, what and then I talked to a guy and I had my protect trans kids shirt on. You always talk to people bitch. And this talk. I looked literally like you but like red haired and hot. He was so hot. And talking to he had a big bulge. And so he was there for his motorcycle license to get in. And I was like, wait, you read a motorcycle like, I want to go out and I was like, Can I ride with you? But literally, he was like, I like your shirt. He was straight though. And then so I'm just like, I am talking to people all the fucking time all the time. And like last night at the jazz when I talked to like, yeah, nevermind. But like the idea of it. I'm like, no one should be talking to each other. Like, do you think it's

Bobby: 42:08

weird if somebody came to me was like, Honey, you just look like you need a hug. Okay,

Jim: 42:13

that's bizarre. That's fucking crazy.

Bobby: 42:15

Did you ever tell somebody? You know, I just had a weird thing. I just wanted to know, I had a weird or not vibe. I had a feeling and gumption or intuition to come over here and just tell you you look really beautiful today.

Jim: 42:27

Absolutely fucking not. That's insane. To imagine what if somebody did that to me? That'd be like, so you're calling me ugly? Or you're calling me sad? Or you're saying I'm like, no, like,

Bobby: 42:37

but what if like you need it? What do you think there's any any moment? Like if you just lost a loved one and see your walk? See, I wouldn't like it personally. But people probably would some people I can. Person like I just said person like like, sweetheart, are you okay? Do you need a hug?

Jim: 42:53

Ah, if I want to involve you in my life, I will. That's what I would say to them. Like, you know, I

Bobby: 42:57

like I just want to say that you're beautiful. And nope. And you're like, cool. I am in checkout,

Jim: 43:02

like, and why would I value your opinion? Because I'm looking at you and you don't look like you should be calling anyone ugly.

Bobby: 43:11

I think you're offended by that. I'd be poor, but I'm just talking in general.

Jim: 43:13

Just like, general I don't want anyone coming up to me, but, but I you. And also when I was at work one day, this coworker came up to me and goes, Are you okay? And I was like, what? And they're like, you just look really tired. I was so fucking pissed. I was like, Well, I just worked six days in a row. And yeah, I'm tired. Wouldn't you be tired honey? You just look really tired. I was like, Wow, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, like, what am I gonna say to that? Oh, then send me home had nothing to say. I was like, yep. Okay. Oh my god. That's awkward on Mike. Well, I'm gonna go to lunch, but thanks. That is so awkward. And then they just like kind of giggled and like went away. I was like, okay. You would have gone off, you would have been like, I need my fucking therapy, or I'm gonna beat

Bobby: 44:05

my therapist. Now.

Jim: 44:07

I've been emotionally abused at work, like, Oh, I am the god me tired. I'm, were being bullied.

Bobby: 44:16

I wish I was called. Well, actually,

Jim: 44:18

I get are you in a good mood? Like so? Because like, they expect you to be in a bad mood.

Bobby: 44:23

And I'm like, Yeah, I'm fine. So now I have to say, when I get a little excited, I'd say I'm not mad. I'm just like, I'm trying to get the point across to you. Do you understand?

Jim: 44:32

That's insane. I can't Why would you have to say that?

Bobby: 44:36

Right? And it's like, let me just say this. If you have an email in front of you, and you're going to ask me a question, but that same email is where I got the answer to your said question, and you've already opened the email and just didn't read it. I can't help you. Now, okay, like I'm just not going to be able to help you at that point. Absolutely.

Jim: 44:53

Fucking not read the email, email, period

Bobby: 44:59

period. He sundries,

Jim: 45:03

sundries since you're so quick to sign off. So, one Sunday for me is honestly climate change is just getting more and more annoying. We were in full fall mode for a good five days I woke up I I've had a jacket on I took penny out to party and I'm literally like wearing sweatpants. Just chill. There was a chill it was 57 degrees. I felt so good. The windows were open and now today I go outside. I'm instantly sweating in shorts and a T shirt. Oh, it's horrible instantly. I'm like, oh, okay, cool. So shower now because it's 85 or I mean it's

Bobby: 45:36

September in Ohio. When I first met her it would get

Jim: 45:39

hauled by fog mist. It's mid September was mid September czar. It's just it's changing. It's happened. It makes you wonder like, why are we closing the pool at Labor Day? If it's going to be hot as hot until until October, mid October. It

Bobby: 45:53

always is to it. So then also we have over it goes.

Jim: 45:55

We had an 80 degree day November the last year, just one like two days in a row. But I'm like, why did we have 80 degrees in the winter month

Bobby: 46:02

I needed to go to 60 and stay there for about three months. This is why I want to move to Montreal. This is why we gotta get we gotta get high on northern latitudes settle might drown, so I might need to go. That's why I'm talking about why Montreal might be that'll be the new coast.

Jim: 46:17

No, it could be because literally, it's got a river. So that'll like the ocean

Bobby: 46:21

will hit that river and then it might stop there. Babe. It's Montreal, a bunch of uncut Queens there.

Jim: 46:27

A lot of us. We got okay. Oh, another summery. Speaking of Montreal last night. Last night. I'm on PornHub. And just like browsing, and I actually fell asleep before doing anything with Pornhub is so funny. I literally was like, Well, I guess I'll just look and see if I'm interested. And then I'm like, I'm tired. I just can't sleep. I can't get up for a puppy every day at 630 anymore. Anyway, shipping her down the river. Remember when you're like no student gets up every day at 6am? Like what's that? No, no way. Like Wantable Well, she's whining and she's

Bobby: 47:00

your baby. Like you have that instinct to be like, gotta help her. Yeah, it was bad. June isn't as bad now. But like, right, that bit when she was a puppy. I mean, it was six o'clock and I'm like, Oh, I'm here. She's in the basement.

Jim: 47:12

I need her to she's old now. So she needs to calm the fuck down and be like a normal dog who can eat at 9am? Like, because they don't care if they just sleep in if you're sleeping. I know. That happens with most dogs though. So hopefully it's coming. It's coming. She's almost three. But so I'm on PornHub sorry, back to the sundry and I found one of the strippers from Montreal that you actually saw doing porn? Like full? I have I have the screen name on PornHub so like to search that and I recognize him from his fucking smile and how tall he is. And it body. I mean, it's him in the hair because he has long curly hair. I cannot like long long but yeah, it's him. All these strippers are too important. He's straight and he was only fucking girls in the Pornhub video. That's even hotter. Oh, yeah, it was oh, it

Bobby: 47:52

was that he dances. Well, he will when you're Dixon. I was like pussy. We like it. Like, we like it. That means you're. You're a straight man. But I'm but you're hot enough to turn you. Yeah. Oh, that's all we want to validate. For you? I do. Okay. Mine is based on the health of the world. I'm just a little bit confused about monkeypox. Yeah, okay. Because we all were in a panic. Everybody's panicked. I don't really hear anything about it now. After I got shipped,

Jim: 48:24

I got some combat. I still have a

Bobby: 48:25

bruise right here. Okay. But that's why like, What

Jim: 48:30

the fuck is going on with the case numbers? I think and here's what the problem and I think what's really happening and they're not talking about and they should be basically gay men, turn the fuck up, Calm the fuck down. got vaccinated. And now we're not seeing case numbers. And people are like, Oh, what happened? It's like, well, most gay men I know stopped having an anonymous sec. That's just like wearing man. Most gay men were like, You know what, we're not gonna go to that circuit party. Like market is canceled a bunch of things. Not we saw that. We know that. Not enough because I saw pictures of things you saw, you know, you were on your Listen, but you will, it doesn't matter. So it's like I think that most people just, you know, adjusted their behaviors like we did in the 80s and 90s. We started wearing condoms in the 80s to prevent HIV 90 as well. Cases drop. And then that's what we did with monkey pox. And it's like, why aren't we getting credit? Right? This should be like a community release. And then when vaccines are offered, they were slide sold out or line but we're not stupidly We're not stupid. I like the first member you can even get appointment when I found mine. I was like, Okay, now it's time to cement literally was on four minutes after you but that's like the demand that gay men were like, okay, okay, and a vaccine to decrease the likelihood of getting it and spreading it.

Bobby: 49:39

We actually just learned from history, which was Coronavirus were like yeah, wait, if you start getting shots and like doing the right thing, we can eradicate this and get back to our normal life. So okay, let's take three months off, and then we'll fuck like rabbits again.

Jim: 49:50

And that's what most of us did. Like literally, I know a few people who didn't but like and now we're immune. And now we have the vaccine right? And so like the funny thing if it comes back it's not us like Amen or be like, well, it's not fucking spreading among us weird not us. Straight people are straight men only it's only spreading amongst straight men and then why? No, no wives. I want you to look at that. Yeah, I don't want the wives. I

Bobby: 50:11

just want them straight man, straight men. All of a sudden a bunch of straight men come home and they start getting monkey pox. It'll be oh, we're undermining ever gays and we can add to our empire of LGBTQIA genius. It's probably the plan, baby. Oh, that's another thing. Okay, real quick. Q anon. Did you hear about Trump coming out with a cue pen now and saying they have what? Oh, yeah. What? He's fully for it now. Yep. He totally believes that. It's scary. And he's like, pushing some theory that he's going to become president again and then murder the person. I don't know. It's I mean, it is wackadoodle So

Jim: 50:45

do your research. These people are murderers like they saw the queue and on one of our queue pizza gate thing like they are literally that crazy that they're going in killing people. They believe they're like pedophiles and other things like they're just fucking crazy. It's insane went on his fucking crazy Q anon is like I drove past the sign for it going up to like get Penny there was a sign on the side of the road was like a big queue. And I'm like,

Bobby: 51:10

like becoming so you got a new AZ here. That's what the new political party, right? It's like, there's Republicans and then there's gonna be Q anon Republicans are basically Q anon.

Jim: 51:19

And can I just throw in this is ranked choice voting, because when you have rank choice voting, like the Q anon person can run as their own and get their like literally probably 8% of the vote. And so you would rank them dead last, obviously, if you're even if you're conservative, you're like, Well, I'm going to vote for the mainstream Republican, then I'm going to put the Democrats in my second choice, then the queue person is third, like that. And this is what happened in Alaska. That's why Sarah Palin lost. Oh, there were three candidates in Alaska. There was the Democrat who was still moderate. And then Sarah Palin and then in the middle was a moderate Republican and enough of the people who voted for the moderate Republican who came in third place ranked the Democrat in their second choice. So a lot of the voters from this moderate Democrat who was knocked out them and took away from their voters went to the Democrat because they wrecked her second. Oh, my God, Sarah Palin lost. That's why she was pissed. Yeah, because then it was like a fake thing because more Republicans said I would actually vote for this Democrat over that. sarapan How

Bobby: 52:14

does that happen when there's always an independent or a third party or is it just in Alaska?

Jim: 52:18

If there's rank choice voting, that's how it works like the person who gets eliminated then there but but how do you set that up? How

Bobby: 52:23

does that get set up?

Jim: 52:24

You just pass it state level that's okay. There's other states who have it and we're trying to get it in Ohio because it will protect us from the hard right hard left people

Bobby: 52:35

right that would be the model we'd all be model because we put the moderates and rank them one that would be like wow, the crazies aren't really that massive and they don't have they never bore honestly.

Jim: 52:44

But when you have only two people and they win the primary then it's like all these Republicans like well, I don't want the Democrats so I guess I have to vote for this far right insane person.

Bobby: 52:53

I actually think that by winning trainings, overturning Roe vs. Wade is actually really bad gonna backfire on them because it's gonna we're gonna devote all the fucking broadens out like it's gonna be worth showing this year, but it might I think they're gonna I think we're gonna be shocked to the midterms. I

Jim: 53:07

think we're gonna are women have registered to vote than men in the past? Wonder why. Yeah, more things. Women. Thank you, women. Thank you ladies. That's what I'll say as their final note. Thank you,

Bobby: 53:14

lady. Thank you, ladies.

Jim: 53:15

Thank you ladies.

Bobby: 53:16

Ladies. Yeah, thank you lady ladies

Jim: 53:19

really didn't bring up to me and bring her up but just read. I'm gonna cut this down. Oh, okay, good. So another sundry Demi Lovato. Oh, I know. Everyone's very upset that she slashed a slash she is now retiring from touring. And this is her farewell tour. And I'm sure a lot of you cared. Like farewell till sarcastically when you're well to a great career until when you come out of retirement and try to like re amp yourself. Like girl and you'll be singing like songs and like, like country. She'll be in a Vegas lounge soon enough.

Bobby: 53:53

She reminds me of a girl that I grew up with him crystal up she went from being a cheerleader to a freak to like a hippie to she did every little like, oh, then she was you know, sports person and you're like, Okay, girl, figure yourself out. That's Demi Lovato doing a lot. I was like, Oh, well, I'm gonna be a day now. Oh, no, nevermind, I'm going back to she but I'm gonna go and do it like a farewell tour. Oh,

Jim: 54:11

it's like none of us are gonna end the farewell tour was announced like very shortly after she transitioned back to using cheap her pronouns. And it's just like the timing is once again suspicious. Now honestly, we

Bobby: 54:21

don't really think she's on drugs again.

Jim: 54:23

She's probably doing drugs.

Bobby: 54:24

I'm almost wondering if it's probably on a farewell tour because she's about to go to rehab,

Jim: 54:27

or die. Or honestly,

Bobby: 54:30

like, I don't want to wish any harm on anybody that ever might be alive, but I'm saying she'd be happier. I'm not saying she'd be happier but like, the girl needs to get some help. Okay, that's why you need to

Jim: 54:41

go to therapy. So definitely go to therapy. Because I mean, like intensive therapy.

Bobby: 54:45

They can't it's like god girl, how much attention you need,

Jim: 54:49

where they shock you for real shock therapy, honey, and what did we say when we go into a yogurt shop to go see, this is not

Bobby: 54:57

that Oh, nonfat. Ah And Lady What's up are Lydia? Lydia? Lydia could take care of me needs to get a hold of me actually yeah don't let anybody get a hold of me and be like listen you dumb whore and just beat the fuck out of her because listen, nobody cares even though here we are again talking about it no one cares that me

Jim: 55:16

well it's just our passion like our passion our passion and I don't we don't condone

Bobby: 55:21

hate like I said, but like by they are just them.

Jim: 55:26

She is she now she is different level of she's the one person in the family the LGBTQ is that we really don't want to involve her in the family. She's in the LGBTQ LGBTQ minus the minus sees the minus not the plus plus we don't ever mentioned the minus minus is there a minus it's a plus there lash minus and she's the minus and she's a minus. There's there's a lot of Caitlyn Jenner I mean, oh, fuck yeah,

Bobby: 55:55

there's a lot of there's a lot of minuses. I mean, there is a

Jim: 55:58

Adele, Adele Todrick Hall.

Bobby: 56:02

Oh, you know, the

Jim: 56:05

funny thing is the people who like Todrick Hall are also just horrible people, right? They're all our touch. Whenever you meet someone, it's like, Oh, my God, and then a Todrick song came with nope, I'm like, did you leave the bar or do I have to?

Bobby: 56:16

Where's the exit? Cuz I gotta go. Like you're the hottest thing I saw until you said nails

Jim: 56:21

nips nails hair. It's like you listen to your late our song Baby like brows tits. Todrick Hall songs are just like, just barely above. Ru Paul's songs and then those are still at the bottom of the levels of songs. They're like, RuPaul is here. Todrick halls even lower and the

Bobby: 56:38

thing about Todrick is he actually thinks he's somebody though. You're barely popular than the gay cutie. That's it. Todrick like Han even LGBT and then you went on Big Brother and fucked it all up because you were an asshole that's why I don't want everyone knows you.

Jim: 56:50

He's an asshole Did

Bobby: 56:51

you see but he's a choreographer is totally exposed stick to choreography didn't even own his house. And he Oh, wow. And they came out like like, I was like, Oh, he's

Jim: 57:00

a prop like people. Someone who has more money than him is like a prop for me prop for me prop probably RuPaul it probably is.

Bobby: 57:09

ghostwriting first.

Jim: 57:10

Doesn't like RuPaul gives to Todrick like, Todrick Do you want this piece of shit

Bobby: 57:15

like my eyelashes my

Jim: 57:16

eyelashes like

Bobby: 57:17

YOU DIDN'T YOU FUCKING posing as much you're just like crystal IV to that's the minuses. I like the minus we need to come up with a list like this. I'll post it. puzzling post this episode, we're going to post the minuses in the LGBTQ plus minus family. Because there are some really minus LGBTs Oh my fucking make sure you subscribe. Share with your friends leave reviews. We had a new review. It was really sweet. I don't remember who did it. I couldn't actually read the name. But if whoever you are, we love you. Follow us on Instagram. Follow Jim.

Jim: 57:49

Yeah, follow Jim. I'm going through a lot of life changes. I'm becoming a woman.

Bobby: 57:53

Well, honestly, he just had a kid and he married shotgun shotgun marriage after he had a kid. Wow. Well, then shocking because he wasn't getting married before you have kids. But

Jim: 58:01

oh, we really fun now. You're

Bobby: 58:02

just a whore. We know you're a whore. It's like that's so taboo to what? Like it's not Yeah, now. It's like I'm pregnant. And in my wedding. It's like, okay,

Jim: 58:10

like, Who gives a fuck? You're gonna talk? There's a 50% chance you're getting divorced anyways, we don't care. Like I don't know why people are like, Oh, you add up a virgin bride. It's like no, they're probably getting divorces. She's already been dp by the her uncle like, literally flip a coin. It's not gonna last so it's fine. Like, it doesn't matter. Your marriage does not matter.

Bobby: 58:30

Oh, are you? Oh, wow. Oh, really went on Jim's weddings coming up in two months. I'm really really excited for his wedding though. And his marriage.

Jim: 58:38

I can't wait for Bobby to give the best man speech.

Bobby: 58:39

I'm not giving a speech. I am and I will walk out.

Jim: 58:42

I can't wait. Don't make me do that. That's bullshit. Well, everyone has to all the best man. Nick's gonna do one. My brother's doing one I'm not doing brother's doing when you're the only other best man there.

Bobby: 58:51

How many fucking best men do you have? Oh, I'm not doing it. I'm serious. I can't

Jim: 58:58

stop. I

Bobby: 58:59

really can't.

Jim: 58:59

Maybe you can do a drunken high at the friend party man, not the ceremony. Because we have a DJ and you'll Why do I even do a speech? I'll do it with you. I'll do it with what if I just make a video? I'll like chime in on my best man speech. Like you'll say things and I'll be like, and also what if I recorded it though. Yeah, that's a good idea. Like do like a wig with a green screen behind you. Right? Like maybe I do like that. I would do that. I like that and edit it. As I'm saying it. That'd be better because you're an editor, right? Yeah, you're a creative.

Bobby: 59:27

I'm gonna live act. I'm more of a produce stack, if you will. I just got so nervous. I'm so nervous. Like don't make me nervous. My friends know my true FAU my true friends know that. I don't like to do speeches.

Jim: 59:37

No one likes speeches. That's why we had to take public speaking in high school. That's why everyone hates us. It's like part of my trauma. It isn't really in Christ, honey, I'm gonna get through it. But I don't think you're exercising for weight loss as part of my trauma. That's why I can't do it. No, in fact, because of trauma though. I love that you can just like blame everything in your trauma trauma. It's like oh, that's trauma, trauma. I am gone. I just thought about writing a book. Yeah, traveling. I

Bobby: 1:00:02

really thought about writing a book title it trauma, mind. Trauma, the Bobby Griffith story. It's like, oh god kid, you had it really well. I'm like, I couldn't even have Legos. And it's it's my parents said, I had to go to bed at eight. It's like kids

Jim: 1:00:16

growing up with like crackheads. And they're like, your life was trauma. I'm

Bobby: 1:00:19

like, I lived in the summers and I'm white. Respect to me.

Jim: 1:00:23

Rama. We had enough food to eat. It just wasn't the kind of life I wanted pizza and Taco Bell every night mommy wouldn't get

Bobby: 1:00:32

pea patch and you don't want to know what P patches peep at. My mom made fucking pee. I'm sorry mom. But pee pad

Jim: 1:00:43

is pee patch. Oh my god is this poor people? Chef Boyardee pizza like that.

Bobby: 1:00:54

Picture Okay. Okay. Ground beef. All chopped off. Okay, it's

Jim: 1:00:59

starting poorly peas. LPs and ground beef.

Bobby: 1:01:03

A little bit of onion. Soy sauce. Okay, okay. And to top it off, crispy onions

Jim: 1:01:15

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I kept waiting for more ingredients a sauce or something that

Bobby: 1:01:20

it was pants that I used.

Jim: 1:01:23

Ground beef, onion peas and ground beef with a little soy

Bobby: 1:01:27

sauce and fried onions on top.

Jim: 1:01:30

Oh, I'm gonna throw up Oh,

Bobby: 1:01:33

so you think you had a bad at least not happy badly so I got a spread out Hamburger Helper powder package it was just soy sauce and water.

Jim: 1:01:50

No noodle meat water it was it on served on a bun. It was served just a scoop of this shit.

Bobby: 1:01:58

Yes. Are you not fucking kidding? I'm not

Jim: 1:02:04

I'm traumatized. Okay, so welcome to my life. And your trauma your mom's like pea patch we're having pea patch tonight this has

Bobby: 1:02:11

been lips have not well I'm Bobby I'm Jim. Thank you for joining us we're gonna go shave our pubic hair now because we're not going to be part of the statistics that are Yeah, bad. Thank you to have a bush anymore. Thank God you nasty horror. Bye, guys used to spend