This Is My Last Sober Episode, I Can't Do This (Diets, Gay stuff, Abuse & Eating disorders)

The Miz: 0:00

Beauty is pain. motherfuckers

Jim: 0:02

pain is beauty.

Bobby: 0:03

What do I say at the beginning?

Unknown: 0:04

Hello everybody.

Bobby: 0:05

Welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby.

Jim: 0:08

I'm Jim.

The Miz: 0:09

I'm the man screaming.

Bobby: 0:12

I'm screaming and he's like,

Jim: 0:14

screaming at me. He's

Bobby: 0:15

like, oh my god Bobby I'm screaming. I'm like,

Jim: 0:18

r&b I love when people say I'm screaming are you?

Bobby: 0:21

Where are you screaming? Like, don't hear.

The Miz: 0:24

I'm like, I'm screaming My face is like

Bobby: 0:28

I am screaming

Unknown: 0:29

lol laughing wheezing

The Miz: 0:33

This is so funny. I can I haven't fucking watched it.

Jim: 0:36

It's only gay people who do that.

Bobby: 0:38

Gay people are the worst. I'm sorry people are the definitive but honestly, listen to the best gay comedy podcast thinks gays were

Jim: 0:46

on carousel number two number two. Yeah,

The Miz: 0:48

we have we had any character who's tracking the carousel I have her carousel movement.

Bobby: 0:53

I've been tracking I look at it basically every day and we're still floaty

The Miz: 0:57

we're floating around Yeah,

Unknown: 0:59

I haven't checked it in our carousel to

Jim: 1:01

where are we on three now?

The Miz: 1:02

I went to three though. down oh my god we went to three I got

Bobby: 1:07

to step up our policies

The Miz: 1:08

was it after the death penalty episode? Probably

Jim: 1:12

they were like these heartless gays

Bobby: 1:13

no actually fuck them there's been some really good feedback honestly truly.

The Miz: 1:18

Oh my god.

Unknown: 1:19

And Jesse share Well,

Bobby: 1:22

what do you do? Well, what do you want my phone? Oh

Jim: 1:27

I'm looking things up for

Bobby: 1:28

Jesse messaged me with never Mikey the cat and Jesse Hi, Jesse and Austin. Have you looked him up yet?

The Miz: 1:33

Who Are any of those people?

Jim: 1:35

I love Mikey doing Mikey things

Bobby: 1:37

yeah, you need to look up Jesse we told you about this.

The Miz: 1:40

It was a cigar that you told me about. Yeah.

Bobby: 1:43

But he messaged he's like Hey, thanks for the shout out on the show cuz we were talking about like how hot he was and his cat being awesome. And you're like a fucking hate cats or like no like goes outside and he's like, okay,

Jim: 1:52

don't worry, miss. Get used to this. This is like the past year for me to do that thing I told you to do and you look

The Miz: 1:57

at this and like,

Jim: 1:58

Oh, I have no idea what you get. No,

The Miz: 2:01

no, no, I think I did look up Jesse in the moment. I think I did look him up. As we were we didn't

Unknown: 2:07

follow him.

Jim: 2:08

He is gone.

The Miz: 2:09

No, no, I did not. But I you know what I meant to sorry, Jesse. That's coming.

Jim: 2:14

Why? creepily told him. He was hot. And then I was like, Bobby was right. You're hot.

Bobby: 2:18

He's like who? Awkward.

The Miz: 2:20

But I mean, Jim.

Jim: 2:22

Yes. I can't lie like he is.

Bobby: 2:24

He's hot.

Jim: 2:25

He's hot. And his cat is adorable.

Bobby: 2:27

There's a lot of listeners that would probably say,

Unknown: 2:31

right? Oh, is that what you said? Right?

Bobby: 2:34

Oh, they said whoa. I was like, yeah, I'm going to hell. You were the one thinking I was thinking Whoa, I was like, Man, you're a fucking hell. Um, this week? I think we need to talk about the new year obviously. Yeah, not like I'm not gonna get like cheesy, or the last episode of 2020 the last episode of 2020 so if you've made it this far, congratulations

Unknown: 2:52

or adulation or not get

Jim: 2:54

a prize. You don't there's zero prizes.

Bobby: 2:56

Yeah, and if I told you to call him Ryan, and you still wouldn't call around right in so it doesn't matter.

Jim: 3:03

You know who will though? paddy wagon paddy wagon will always talk about this. Yeah.

Unknown: 3:12

paddy wagons you know who paddy

Bobby: 3:14

wagon. Oh, okay. No, Paddy. Like what happened?

Unknown: 3:19

Honestly.

The Miz: 3:23

I just like and like at a loss of words on like, the status and like the the demise that I'm seeing for paddy wagon. Like I'm concerned every time it's like,

Unknown: 3:33

oh,

The Miz: 3:34

like I want to call the fucking like ASPCA over Patty wagon like I don't understand why we only without

Bobby: 3:40

him and yeah like why we're why we change our like you're building a brand with the Donnie whatever.

Unknown: 3:45

And now that a real thing Yeah, I

Bobby: 3:47

guess he doesn't he doesn't leadership he doesn't mean our stuff.

Jim: 3:51

I haven't read it either. way. What are you talking about

The Miz: 3:54

when you say read our stuff? What

Unknown: 3:55

do you what stuff

Bobby: 3:56

like on messages you don't even

Jim: 3:58

know email one like don't like Hey

Unknown: 4:01

guys, I don't have like

Bobby: 4:03

this sketch. Nobody responds but you're texting back and forth on Instagram and on on Wait,

Jim: 4:08

is this the message you sent with the all caps subject line? It was like change anything you want musk sale now?

Bobby: 4:15

Oh, yeah. You guys came to the table without even looking at it. That was the that was that?

Jim: 4:18

Was that email? Okay, let me check. There was an email and it was like help me write a script change whatever. all caps. Yeah, I

Unknown: 4:25

have not got it.

Bobby: 4:29

And now there's a little screaming

Jim: 4:30

there's a little blue.by Yep.

Bobby: 4:32

And I have that sort of SPECT that I get but you know what? When this tour bus hits the road and the wheels are running.

Unknown: 4:39

Oh my god, it's still unread. You're such a

Jim: 4:42

prick. Well,

Bobby: 4:44

it's probably for the best anyway.

The Miz: 4:45

I can definitively tell you right now but I am screaming and it's I honestly I give you so much more. Okay, so paddy wagon was revealed and that

Jim: 4:55

no, this is like a script for a mom equals Sherry. harden put up Why don't

Bobby: 5:01

you remember when

Jim: 5:02

I said oh Trump supporter, daughter equals river formerly Retta has on a poncho and carries water bottle. Doors Oh, vision River. Reading Sherry says Rana says Retta you are home for Christmas River. Hello Sherry. I am here for the holiday and also I no longer want to be referred to as read I go by river and my pronouns are she they share. They like what is they? Sherry, I really don't feel like explaining this again. What is there to explain my daughter is a queer Am I allowed to say a daughter? Just come sit down. Oh, no. This this is this is getting

The Miz: 5:44

really makes you think this is deep. I need you to go against better right now. But I know how much potential is bullshit. He

Bobby: 5:52

should open up and do the other voice you fuckers.

The Miz: 5:55

Now that I know how much okay, I have it open.

Bobby: 5:58

So you'll be Sherry and you'll be rubbish when he reads.

Jim: 6:01

Which one's the one with the accent?

Bobby: 6:03

Both they're both from like Polly, Mississippi or somewhere. We're

The Miz: 6:06

not going so so I'm Cherie. Okay, I'll be River. You know, I'll always be your mother and love you. I just can't support some of the choices and decisions that you have made.

Jim: 6:17

Okay, thanks. But like you might be my bodily mother, but my mother is the earth. Also, why do you have a Trump inflatable in the front yard? birds can choke on that and die. Do you want that?

The Miz: 6:30

For fuck sake? rubber. I'm keeping the inflatable up because Trump won the election. It was clearly rigged. How can you not see this?

Jim: 6:37

You mean that people actually voted and you are mad that people don't like Trump?

The Miz: 6:42

You know what? Oh my god. Okay. There's a great recession coming any day now. And if it was not for the deep state rigging the election, Trump would have not gone through all this.

Jim: 7:03

Okay, and

Unknown: 7:04

Did you hear me?

Jim: 7:08

Okay, Sherry. Sherry, calm down. I need you to breathe. Sherry, take a deep breath. Mother Earth is gonna heal you when I

Unknown: 7:15

kill myself. It's

The Miz: 7:16

gonna be awful.

Jim: 7:18

I do not support suicide.

The Miz: 7:22

So that

Bobby: 7:23

was my skin.

Jim: 7:26

You must have been on a lot of edibles when you wrote that

Unknown: 7:28

I was dead sober at work.

The Miz: 7:32

I'm obsessed with that. I mean, like, I

Bobby: 7:36

think we need to do like a zoom like video. Like you need to record your part and you need record your part. Like on video, Leah gray.

Jim: 7:44

We can do that. Okay.

Bobby: 7:46

Oh my god. This is why we have emails. And we say you can actually say that you're the unicorn. And that's like your your fruit is the corn or whatever. Gender full corn. Yeah, I think you wear the mask. I like it.

The Miz: 8:00

trashy mom.

Bobby: 8:01

You got away, honey,

Jim: 8:03

we'll send you Oh, God,

Bobby: 8:04

I'll send you one. Okay. Don't worry, you'll get on a wig. And you'll do all these skits for like probably a total of four hours and all the work and you only get like seven views. So it's wonderful. Oh, oh, please.

The Miz: 8:15

I know all about that. I know about new literally. He's the eighth runner

Jim: 8:18

up in the Boston Comedy Festival.

Unknown: 8:20

He knows what it's like I am the loser. I am the loser.

Bobby: 8:24

Well, you met through one round

Unknown: 8:26

so you're not the loser. You're not a loser. If

Bobby: 8:27

you made it if you're not a winner. You're a loser, Jim.

The Miz: 8:29

Oh, yeah, if you're not first you're fucking loud.

Jim: 8:32

Oh my god. I'm having flashbacks to my childhood. Like on the soccer field in fourth grade. This is terrifying. Yeah, you're a loser.

Bobby: 8:39

You want to be a loser? If you're not. You see Jimmy joy over here. You want to be like him? He just

Jim: 8:44

put it in the upper left corner with a hook now. What are you gonna do? I'm like,

The Miz: 8:49

played soccer dad.

Bobby: 8:50

I want to pick the soccer. You want to play soccer?

Jim: 8:52

Oh, my son. My son doesn't want to play soccer. Oh, you're not my son. Go to your mother. You're

Bobby: 9:00

more like her anyway.

Unknown: 9:01

Why don't you ask your mom? Yeah. I fucking

Jim: 9:03

know. I like Yikes. Okay, we're having we have PTSD. Wow,

Bobby: 9:07

we do that was like legit like, honestly, that's why I didn't get as we know, but that's why I think I do have PTSD over that kind

Jim: 9:13

of stuff. Get a weed card.

Bobby: 9:15

I need to talk about um, Bobby. Oh, no. So

Jim: 9:20

he got touched in a truck.

The Miz: 9:23

sliding down.

Bobby: 9:24

Oh my god. Are we going there? I cry.

The Miz: 9:27

This is the last episode of 2020

Jim: 9:30

you got touched in the truck and now we've got

Bobby: 9:34

anxiety

Jim: 9:35

but he got touched in a truck but he liked it. So that's the problem.

Unknown: 9:37

Okay. touching a truck. There was

Bobby: 9:42

a moment with other kids. I can't I'm not going there with

Jim: 9:47

you. You went with a couple away. Can

Unknown: 9:50

you like an abridged story if you don't want to? Oh, he's freaking out. Right?

Jim: 9:54

I can see him panicking. Like I didn't. I didn't know I was gonna say that.

Bobby: 9:58

That's wrong. This is wrong. This is raw. wellbeing crying we're here right?

Unknown: 10:04

We're gonna see your cleansing 2020 are cleansing,

The Miz: 10:07

cleansing it with no, I

Bobby: 10:09

mean, I feel like a lot of boys trigger warning, trigger warning. Yeah, if you've ever been touched touch if you've ever been sexually abused, please turn off the

The Miz: 10:18

episode now, but then turn it back on in like five minutes. Yeah.

Jim: 10:24

So we lose all the listeners. Everyone's like

Bobby: 10:26

so laughing about child abuse.

The Miz: 10:28

Please consider muting and sort of turning it off.

Bobby: 10:32

Just saying. So basically what happened was, I feel like there's a lot of boys that like play with each other's privates when they're growing up. I mean, it's like a thing, right? Like, oh, I want to see yours. You see mine boba. Well, these two older gentlemen that are in eighth grade, took me into their dad's truck. They were in eighth grade. Yeah. And I was in

The Miz: 10:53

how old were you? Yeah, some other grade?

Bobby: 10:56

Yeah, so way lower grade If he

The Miz: 10:58

doesn't, okay, like real?

Bobby: 11:00

Boring. Yeah, yes, you're born. Yeah. Well, I was on track. I was on talking to eighth graders masturbating. So that's basically my like, awkward molestation story because I was like

The Miz: 11:11

masturbating, or they were doing it to me.

Bobby: 11:14

That was just they told me to sit in the truck and stay where I'm at. And they were like, I mean way. Yeah. And they said, If you tell anybody will kill you, basically. I

The Miz: 11:23

think, like, if you tell anyone you're dead,

Bobby: 11:26

then they're, they're like the bullies. They like drugs. Where they like hot. No, that's a problem. But I mean, even as a new as a secondary gay

Unknown: 11:37

I was like, No, like macaques.

Jim: 11:42

So do I put my mouth on it or

The Miz: 11:46

not over eight inches Get out of my unlike you

Bobby: 11:49

guys are like not that.

Jim: 11:51

This is not what I imagined grown up boys to have. But

Bobby: 11:53

yeah, so that's like my big PTSD. And I feel like it's kind of true. Like, I feel like a lot of people were like, abused in that way that don't, don't talk about it. Probably. Because like, just because you weren't a participant doesn't mean you weren't scarred by just being there.

The Miz: 12:07

True. That's true.

Jim: 12:08

If you were being told to stay there, and you can't tell me why they like hurts. They'll kill you there when you didn't even understand that Why? And at that point, I'm like, you had no idea. No clue. Like, what are they doing?

Bobby: 12:18

Yeah, no, I just knew that there was a private part. Right? Like I

Jim: 12:21

knew Ross bad. Right? Right. Because that's what kids are supposed to know.

Bobby: 12:24

So that's my I don't even know how we got on this subject. But that's my cleanse of 2020 I'm getting off the fact that I'm getting off. This day, I'm gonna get off my chest that I'm letting go of getting my childhood

Unknown: 12:42

and to get it off my chest, my

The Miz: 12:43

tits, and I'm gonna peel it off my chat

Unknown: 12:46

dried.

Bobby: 12:48

I'm releasing. Releasing that in the 2020 and go fuck off.

Jim: 12:51

I'm gonna release it right into this. It should have released it in 20 100 I should really want to

The Miz: 12:56

release all over 20 119 99

Bobby: 12:59

I should have left it last millennium.

Unknown: 13:01

2020 100

Bobby: 13:04

Bobby was nothing all over your chat. It is a 20 100 no one says 20 120 120 20 100. sense to me. No.

Jim: 13:17

Cuz you're high.

The Miz: 13:18

No, not. Oh, I mean, it definitely makes sense. Thank you. You're welcome

Jim: 13:25

to the 20 100 Here we

The Miz: 13:27

are in the year 2020.

Jim: 13:29

That would be like 20,200 I don't even

The Miz: 13:33

Yeah, we will not see that year and

Jim: 13:35

you're not gonna survive. Won't be lucky to make it to next year the way we're at.

Bobby: 13:42

Now, honestly, I kept thinking a new variant of the COVID thing and I'm like, Well, yeah, take me quick. The first round didn't make me lose weight. The second round definitely fucking

Jim: 13:53

just get rid of Uber Eats and doordash not to lose me weight. Were

Bobby: 13:57

lose me. Wait. No, honestly, I

Unknown: 14:03

made some weight on a lazy way.

Bobby: 14:06

I mean, that's the subject of this episode.

Unknown: 14:09

That is I am going to lose me weight. By Me, wait a minute. I made it. Well, oh,

Jim: 14:19

let's talk about let's Bobby just got cleansed. Like,

Bobby: 14:22

I'm not the one that dieting and that shit later. We're gonna go into this now. You're ready, bitch.

The Miz: 14:36

So I'm gonna go on a limb here and assume we do not have a color.

Bobby: 14:41

That's the holidays. I know.

Unknown: 14:44

People are busy. What? Other people are busy.

The Miz: 14:47

Yeah, so what's the holiday for three weeks ago?

Bobby: 14:51

It's a weird time honestly. And like, what are they called?

Jim: 14:54

2020.

Bobby: 14:55

Is that logistics?

Unknown: 14:58

It's a weird time.

Bobby: 15:00

Cuz like everybody drops off because of the fucking holiday so you're like not getting as many listens on your episodes, but because nobody's actually in their car

The Miz: 15:10

you know, chopping, chopping off to logistic

Unknown: 15:14

logistic literally

The Miz: 15:15

fuck off logistic You know what, you know what makes me miserable logistics? No, I'm just gonna what makes him miserable and it's kind of on the same topic that we were discussing or that we're gonna be discussing this whole time is the motherfucking Master Cleanse and the and, and the reasons why I decided to do the Master Cleanse, and I decided I was going to do a Master Cleanse. And you know why? You know why I decided I was gonna do it. Why after I came across a tweet from straight bros on Twitter. Okay, well,

Bobby: 15:47

and they were like in shape. I love Have you

Jim: 15:49

been on that site? Yeah, they're all

The Miz: 15:51

in person. Yeah, making pornography or making hot photos is like ripped in

Jim: 15:56

like jabber, get normal guys. And that's why we love to Tumblr anyway. Sorry.

The Miz: 16:00

So I'm like, you know, I got an order to like lick a ball sack. These days. I have to go on a Master Cleanse and lose 50 pounds, like minimum. I feel like we have a lot of snorting cayenne pepper, and wanting to literally get hit by strebel. Hmm.

Bobby: 16:17

I feel like we have a lot to unpack with you. I feel like now that I've released my demons. It's time to talk about your demons.

The Miz: 16:25

Okay, let's talk about maintaining.

Bobby: 16:26

I feel like you try to Sam just say it. I'm worried about your eating. I worried about your disorder.

Unknown: 16:34

Oh, okay. We've now labeled Also,

The Miz: 16:36

I'm also worried about my eating and I've been eating way too much.

Bobby: 16:39

But I think that you're really I think that you now let's just tell the story of you.

Unknown: 16:45

The story of me tell

Jim: 16:47

the story. This is us.

Bobby: 16:48

So when you grew up, you were a little bit chubby?

The Miz: 16:51

Yes. You mean like a fat bitch. See,

Bobby: 16:53

we can say chunker so when when did you get uncIe fat?

The Miz: 16:57

Oh, okay, so

Bobby: 16:59

what made you get on fat?

The Miz: 17:00

Interesting. That's interesting. It was it was a

Bobby: 17:06

it was a white party. I was I

Jim: 17:07

was at the white party.

The Miz: 17:09

And then it was the first summer ever spent in New York City when I was like 20 and I went to it was the first summer that I was out like to myself but not to anyone else right? And I just like imagine all these gays would just come up to me like oh my god, like what's far because you're gay. And I was like, right. But that did not happen. And I was like, Oh my god, it's gonna make huge and then I like tried all these crazy ways to lose weight. But then what I realized at the end of it was that it was really because of my eyebrows. Like I had I'm getting wasn't because I was fat. It's because my fucking eyebrows

Jim: 17:47

were they think like Eugene Levy finger. Why? Oh

The Miz: 17:50

my god, they were there. We do. Again, like out of sheer Pro. I had never touched them before. Like, this whole time. I was like, doing all this crazy shit to like, lose all this way. And meanwhile, could have just plucked my goddamn brows.

Bobby: 18:04

But okay, um, and with that being said, How did you lose weight?

The Miz: 18:10

Well, definitely believe me. Yeah. And that lead gen. Yeah, I mean, then just some other like regular dieting. So yeah, I called it like tasteful bulimia and I wouldn't like throw up every single meal trigger warning. Oh, trigger warning, but come back and like five minutes, but I would like I would like the roll up like the extras. Like I'd be like, oh, like I'll have ice cream tonight. And I eat it.

Unknown: 18:34

But like I'm I ate like a salad man meal, right? Yeah, sure. So believe me, light blew me away. Like, like diet. pollinia like healthy diet.

Bobby: 18:43

Yeah, that makes sense. I believe

The Miz: 18:44

me. The best one though, is no because that one when you do animal successfully for like, a couple days, like your mind, just like go somewhere else. What's more interesting, like you distro. I

Bobby: 18:57

don't know, that's what they say in New York. No.

The Miz: 18:59

Different

Bobby: 19:00

mindspace but like, do you get to a point where you're like, I don't even think of food anymore.

The Miz: 19:05

Well, an ox is not like Like, literally. Yeah, I mean, once you get used to it, you're like, Okay, like, what

Bobby: 19:11

define anorexia though? Is there like, you can have a cracker or

The Miz: 19:14

you can have like, I mean, it depends like for me anorexia probably like I can eat like 400 calories a day. Like that's because I'm like a bigger person, right? Like some people eat like Wait, did

Bobby: 19:24

you just call yourself like a bigger person today or when you were a bigger person? Um, oh, no. Wait, yeah. This for what its

Jim: 19:34

body does

The Miz: 19:35

not have body dysmorphia. I know exactly what it looks like. It's just not good. But I no longer do any of that regularly.

Bobby: 19:44

So that's why you're regularly you're like I just glazed over the mic. So back to you. We don't have to go into into it if you didn't want to, but

The Miz: 19:53

no, but so it's like, like, like the like, like the extras You know, sometimes, but what's okay sorry. Here's my big beef with the Lamia that's why I do not recommend to anyone listening is it is so fucking expensive and it's just so like inefficient like you literally when you don't just like sitting in a sandwich and a mash you'd like binge you could go and get like $45 worth of like shit Oh, and then eat it all and then throw it all up and then like 10 minutes later you're like okay it's like what am I actually need? Like you know like

Jim: 20:29

it's like so you binge and then oh yeah

The Miz: 20:32

always get in the way timing wise like all I do it like binge I'll be like okay now I'm gonna go purge and then somebody will call me and be like you fucking kidding me like nine to 10 minute window after when you finish it before like all goes into your bloodstream

Jim: 20:49

but does it? How do you get it up like do you Is it easier to vomit over time you

Bobby: 20:53

stick your fingers down? No

The Miz: 20:54

sir. Okay so certain I become like much better at it but certain foods are easier than others like, like this is getting real dark. Like Like if you want to start out with like pasta ice cream those are wit like way easy to come up. Like fried foods and candy are extremely difficult to get up. You need a punch of water

Jim: 21:20

episode just turned into how to become a believer. No, we're

Unknown: 21:23

like we're locked on our blessings and look for it.

Jim: 21:28

So it's like how did I listen? There's too much to start with. I

The Miz: 21:33

will say I will say yeah, reminiscent of Episode 10 a podcast called the bulimic cookbook. But that was a little bit more graphic.

Bobby: 21:44

So okay, but again, we've got dark. We've discussed your humor so like, Is this like a humorous moment or is dead serious?

The Miz: 21:52

It was dead serious, like point said and like a funny Why can I

Bobby: 21:56

ask something though about a bulimic? Yes. Um, why does every movie they like put they throw up in jars and put it in their closets? No, it's a fucking thing.

Jim: 22:08

You're in? I think people know they

The Miz: 22:11

mostly because you'd like

Unknown: 22:13

I would

The Miz: 22:14

say that they probably just don't want to do it in the comfort of their room where they're like blasting music and people think they're like nothing like nothing. And they can just store it there until like they have a chance to get rid of it. I don't fucking care to throw up right in my bathroom.

Bobby: 22:26

Where are we getting jars? Like that's what

The Miz: 22:28

I have. I'm not a jar using Billy man. Like, so. I

Bobby: 22:32

don't know. That's interesting. I always wondered that though. Yeah,

Jim: 22:35

what is your view on? I don't know if you know this. I'm gay. I watched the crown. And I do. Yeah, yeah. Wait,

The Miz: 22:42

Jim. You're not straight.

Jim: 22:43

But what about it was Princess Diana a bulimic? Is that real? Do we know? Oh,

Bobby: 22:48

I'm sure she had no, I actually saw because it's

Jim: 22:50

in the crown. But I don't know if it's real.

Bobby: 22:52

No, she had definitely issues with the public and she everything has a crown and I watched some in her words or something that's on Netflix. Oh, okay. Yeah, I just watched it. So she is I think she had like eating disorders and like she was very the her in the media were absolutely not in good graces. Well, that's like one thing that they at least have in common. Literally, Anthony and Princess die. Right. Right.

Jim: 23:19

They might have to, we're not sure.

The Miz: 23:20

There are actually a bunch of other in orders that are like very real. Like, like binge eating just like, oh, that's,

Unknown: 23:28

that's we just mean, I think we

The Miz: 23:30

I think people actually are so quick to be like, oh my god. Yeah, I'm a binge eater. But like,

Unknown: 23:34

I don't it's like, Ah, yeah, actually,

Bobby: 23:37

I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not trying to call you out, Jim. But I really actually think you're more of engineer than even me.

Jim: 23:44

Yeah, I'm not trying to call you out shade or anything.

The Miz: 23:50

So, okay, but here's how I always look at it isn't like it like a graph that goes up and down, up and down. Like, you're not like you eat up like obscene amounts all the time. It's like, okay, yeah, here. I'm eating a lot that this specific instance. Yeah, here I go again.

Jim: 24:05

Well, every time every time I'm around Bobby,

The Miz: 24:11

correlates to like a mentor

Bobby: 24:12

does because he thinks I'm not I'm not better than him. So I can eat this.

Jim: 24:18

Yeah, but he like this around everyone.

Bobby: 24:21

So then don't blame me.

Jim: 24:22

I wasn't saying anything. Now, but he was asking that question. I think you would answer it as well. Yeah. Every time I see him, he eats a lot. But

Bobby: 24:30

like literally, we were out in Breckenridge and he's like, Pat tie or like, I want to get this but I also want to get this and edamame and in literally ordered like five things that he does and like I was like, okay, whatever. But as we've progressed in our friendship, I noticed more and more like extras and additional is that he gets and will eat.

Unknown: 24:47

Yes,

Bobby: 24:48

I always get extras and so in turn, it's made me fat and I blame you. Oh, that

Jim: 24:52

that's all full circle. Full Circle. Back to Bobby. I do I do order a lot and I have food insecure. purities I don't know why because we usually had plenty of food growing up, but I feel like I always want to make sure I have enough food. Like always

The Miz: 25:08

do you eat a lot in private?

Bobby: 25:11

Yes. You're a snacker though. Aren't you? Like to nibble?

Jim: 25:15

I like to have like full meal.

The Miz: 25:17

Yeah, like, Yeah, I like to eat a lot in private. I hate eating in front of people. I cannot do it. Like, I'll never go out to a dinner date. Like, oh, the guy's always dinner

Jim: 25:25

dates are weird to me. Cuz I'm like,

Unknown: 25:27

I get to the

Jim: 25:28

bottom mean, and like, where's this going? Like, right,

Unknown: 25:31

right?

Bobby: 25:32

I'll take a water. Yes, same. I'll take that.

The Miz: 25:36

Excuse me?

Bobby: 25:37

Who can do the least? Yeah, it's like this isn't working. Is it?

Unknown: 25:40

Like a piece of salad?

Bobby: 25:42

No salad for me. I'll just have a carrot. It's like wait so so we're both bottoming that's not gonna happen honey, two bottoms. Don't make a top.

Unknown: 25:52

And they don't mean they don't

Bobby: 25:53

they don't. You can wish it away. But it never goes away. Yeah, two bottoms do not make fucking sick of bottoming.

Jim: 25:59

Yes, we were gonna. I was talking to him about this earlier. And that's part

Unknown: 26:03

of dieting. Oh, yeah.

The Miz: 26:06

I bought him I literally will eat like nothing and just get blackout drunk and then that makes it easier to bottom. That's true.

Bobby: 26:13

It's true.

Jim: 26:14

And you don't even have to like if you you can get really drunk if you're about to me if I just want to relax. You don't have to get hard kind of say something about bottoming up. Yeah, I think you're going to I don't

Unknown: 26:23

have to speak Joe.

Jim: 26:26

I think you're going to

Bobby: 26:28

bottoming is a real it really is an art because hear me Oh,

Unknown: 26:32

that's not what I thought. I didn't think that was coming. It's a fire did I fire the fire just like a fire. It's just like a fire you feel it? You push screaming I'm selling

The Miz: 26:43

bottoming is an art.

Bobby: 26:44

No, it is because here's the thing, if you really want to get the full extent of being a bottom, you've got to relax. And in order to do that, you've got to actually know what you like, when you're so relaxed, and hitting that prostate. There's just I'm just making a personal experience. You have to relax the point where you feel like you're shitting in order to even get that feeling. So that's why I think I have a phobia of bottoming and like I'm always really like, Oh, God, I

Unknown: 27:09

gotta like, did you have a shit moment?

Bobby: 27:11

Yeah, like I'm always like, everything. Everything. Kay. Oh, but

Unknown: 27:14

have you had one? You have? Oh, well, yeah, yeah, one.

Bobby: 27:20

Mine was just like a dab. It wasn't like I didn't shit on somebody. Oh, yeah. It was like, Oh, he really went up there.

The Miz: 27:25

I had like curds of shed.

Jim: 27:30

curds and whey Little Miss Muffet. But on top of it,

Bobby: 27:34

like literal curd. That is absolutely disgusting. clusion bottoming are the artists. This goes no, but this goes back to diet. So then, you know if I want to come bottom for my partner, that means I can't really eat for two days. Right? You know what I'm saying?

The Miz: 27:50

Right? Because you need to be able to just like total peace of mind.

Jim: 27:54

Partner though. You don't need to worry about that. Like you can just bought them at any point. Trust me.

Bobby: 27:59

I know. And that's the thing. Yeah. And I'm like, No, no, like, I cannot literally go through this. If I if I just worked out and I like had a long day at work. Let's just say like, I'm not allowing you in my crotch. Well, and he probably would like love me more into like that funk you want which you are right. I

The Miz: 28:18

am. Right. So you're not in a knot on the backside? No, I

Bobby: 28:23

know. But even on your butt like you're

The Miz: 28:24

working at funky ass no funky boss. I'm

Bobby: 28:27

just saying like dad is a boss.

The Miz: 28:30

And I am Van Gogh what I funky but okay.

Jim: 28:33

The van Gogh or an artist?

Bobby: 28:35

You're the Banksy of it.

Jim: 28:37

And the Banksy of ball art.

Bobby: 28:39

I mean, I'm very abstract,

The Miz: 28:42

like abstract art. But yeah,

Bobby: 28:45

so I'm that uncomfortable in that kind of situation where I'm like, Oh, no, you're not touching me. I'm I'm sweaty and nasty. So bottoming for me is like a nightmare because I'm always like, Oh my god, I need to be fully cleaned out so that if I were to relax, everything will be fine.

The Miz: 28:58

Yeah, no, I yeah, it's so true. And people are always wondering like Allah my gays have eating disorders I'm there's so many fucking reasons. I remember back to the real world. And like, 2005 maybe there was a gay cast member and he was like, make Danny. Like, I was making myself a pizza. He's like, I had to get up and work out for four hours. Or it was Danny. I was like, why? And now I know why.

Jim: 29:20

Right. I used to watch the real world and would love the gay characters because I was in the closet. Right when I would only watch that show. The gay character.

Unknown: 29:29

I was like, oh my god real life. Yeah. Oh my god. It's a gay and he's it's like Steven, everyone knows.

Jim: 29:34

A guy remember they would show him kissing other guys like on that show? Yeah, only on that show. And you're like, Oh

Bobby: 29:39

my God. They make out and Pedro a make

The Miz: 29:42

out.

Bobby: 29:43

I mean, that was my

The Miz: 29:44

only water. Oh, I think I'm thinking of the key dorlin

Jim: 29:48

Oh, I just watched every year they had a gay but

Bobby: 29:54

every year they had a gay

Jim: 29:55

which is every year but

Bobby: 29:56

every year every thing has

Jim: 29:58

to get hiring. After

Bobby: 30:00

24 years ago, it's back now and I've seen keep seeing people like blast these two guys are in the house that are homophobic as fuck. So I think they're like, swinging it in.

Jim: 30:08

Yeah, good. I hope they damn broke back real world. Hope they have a broke back real world moment. That could be like a route you want to go in the shower? How about the sauna? No, somebody

Bobby: 30:21

said something. I'm gonna try to I might have to edit this out because it might be that stupid, but I've got to just say, so somebody came up with like a bachelor, the Bachelor. So you go on there and everybody is actually straight, a straight male, okay. And the concept of the show is that you have to get through and they're trying to find the one straight male. So you you have to act so you have all these straight men who think they're going on the show to be the only straight male at the mall. And if they get to the end they went all this money but if you throw all straight guys in there no gay guys they're gonna all start acting gay in order to not look like the straight guy.

The Miz: 30:56

Oh, interested in that intro

Jim: 30:58

you're just like making Gay Straight.

Unknown: 31:00

make out with gay Yes. And like a gay

Jim: 31:05

Oh shit. This is literally College. This is college.

Bobby: 31:09

So you throw down this thing like you'll win $100,000 if you can convince everybody that you're gay and not straight, and then they think they're going in a whole like, field of gay guys. They got to act gay so don't get sniffed out and meanwhile they're all straight. A genius

Jim: 31:26

like why don't we come up with a lawsuit waiting at this? So we're gonna watch two straight guys hook up is what I'm hearing Well, they're gonna have to be like cuz I

Unknown: 31:33

asked her I am gag. That hole. It would be funny

Bobby: 31:40

when I go live. The gays for sure would get a kick out of it. They'd be like, Oh, this queen. Did you see Brett on that? Oh my god. sassy Nancy.

Unknown: 31:52

The fuck sassy Sally.

Bobby: 31:54

We need what the

The Miz: 31:54

fuck is a sassy Nancy.

Bobby: 31:56

Where are these beers from? This What are they?

Jim: 32:00

It's called high wire and it's from Asheville, North Carolina. Oh, New England. Well, it's like a New England style. Oh, it

Bobby: 32:08

says oh, Lord, like they're from England. From New Hampshire,

Jim: 32:14

this is French style desert. It's from France. The more you know, terrible. It's like

Unknown: 32:25

a little yappy dog.

Jim: 32:31

All right. Do you guys know about this ALEXEI NAVALNY story from Russia. Have you heard them named? The poison

The Miz: 32:42

guy?

Jim: 32:42

Yes. The boys. Yeah. Okay. So back in August, he was poisoned by basically the kbg. So Putin's grits now the FSB. But it was Yeah, it was kbg Putin was in it. Hooton hates navami because he's the opposition leader. So it'd be like Trump hating Biden. So Nevada has been campaigning, and then he got on a flight, he fell on the flight. And it was from poison and the pilot diverted the flight and he recuperated in this hospital in Berlin, and got better came out of the coma. The testing showed it was definitely a nerve agent from the Soviet era. So it was poisoned. He was poisoned. Okay. So he used some software to call the FSB, and recorded like a 45 minute phone call, where he got an FBI agent who was part of the poisoning to admit that he did the poisoning and talk about who helped him to do it. So basically got on audio from FSB that they admit to doing it. That would be like if Trump poisoned Biden and Biden got it on tape Trump's people saying Yeah, we did it like, but this is in Russia, so we don't hear a lot about this. And we don't no one cares in America.

Bobby: 33:53

So you say he got it in his underpants. That's how you

Jim: 33:59

remember that?

The Miz: 34:00

That is true, though. That is true, but depth was not part. Oh, I thought you said

Jim: 34:04

it was the underwear plot but I didn't say that. I

Bobby: 34:07

swear you said underwear. I

Jim: 34:08

was like did

Bobby: 34:08

I I swear you dead.

Unknown: 34:11

Oh,

Bobby: 34:12

well the more you know

Unknown: 34:14

that did happen that did happen. That's where

Bobby: 34:16

I was like I thought that's where we're going because like how do you put in so in their underwear?

Jim: 34:20

Yeah, how do you all these nerve agents like you can like during gas you just breathe it in and you're done. What kind of gas like chlorine gas there's several different nerve the nerve agents. Yeah, they start like filming and

The Miz: 34:32

yes. So think in his underwear and he breathes it or like see sad

Unknown: 34:35

and probably went right into the Euro hole

The Miz: 34:39

to go right up in the hole

Jim: 34:40

right? Yes. hold sway and ask any mucosa like I

Bobby: 34:43

just picture like, you know, jackets powder like just tottering his underwear. Like

Jim: 34:48

here's your nerve agent, a couple drops of these nerve agents. You're done. Like how do you ever the Syrian children just like foaming at the mouth? I knew you wouldn't remember that. Oh, yeah. Why was homeland like oh, you just spritz this around the air and then Everyone dies. That's why we banned these because it's a horrible, suffocating, terrible painful death surprise. I

Bobby: 35:06

haven't done that here. So yeah, so

Jim: 35:08

this guy got his poisoners to just admit it. I think that's, that'd be like, Can you imagine just calling the FBI calling the FBI and being like, hey, do you guys want to admit to doing some terrible thing? And they're like, sure, hear about it. Do that. That's incredible.

The Miz: 35:24

calling up someone who like almost like a government agency.

Jim: 35:27

I'll bet remember this. Hey,

Unknown: 35:29

remember me bit like yeah,

Jim: 35:30

we remember.

The Miz: 35:32

Yeah, we did not know. foxfi. Like, yeah, of course. I remember you dumb pitch. I fucking did it.

Jim: 35:37

And I'm gonna do names on who sent me. Bobby just feels like

The Miz: 35:42

puppies in very pensive. I

Jim: 35:44

know. What are you thinking? And

Bobby: 35:45

I just forgot what I was thinking.

Unknown: 35:47

What you're thinking tells me you're dying to know I want to fly or you now know, I

Bobby: 35:51

just forgot. So I was like, really? Even I was trying to like ask a question. I forgot my question

Jim: 35:55

where he's talking about children choking. nerve agent, nerve agents going in hole. Because so mucosal? I don't

Bobby: 36:02

know. How did they Okay, wait, no, yeah, I was gonna say he's a really good agent, because he's able to like flip it back on them. That means he's like, really good at this job. Like, he's like the James Bond of Russia.

Jim: 36:11

I mean, he's really just a politician. But yeah,

Bobby: 36:13

oh, hello, listen to me. Like, well, I guess or even you don't read my emails, and I don't listen to your fucking shit. But, you know, I'm saying, Ah,

Jim: 36:26

yeah, no, he knows his shit. He used technology to make it look like he was calling from within the FSB. Right. That's pretty smart. And like, and then to go 45 minutes without revealing that you don't really know a lot about this. But you know enough to like, get them to tell you. He though I listened to it the way he did. It was he acted like he was a higher up and he was just writing a report. And hey, I'm just calling you to write this report. And, and he mentioned a name that of course, the agent didn't know the name of but like, made it sound like he was someone in a higher department like, blah, blah, blah wants me to write a report and I'm just calling you to get the info to write the report. So you're gonna tell me the report. It was Ivan and he was very aggressive in his questioning and like so. But how did you go on that long I would call and be like, I'm kind of poisoning the poison. Yeah. Tell me about such

The Miz: 37:10

as some I'm calling regarding the poisoning that occurred and

Bobby: 37:14

it's just it's an Who are you? Ivan's cousin.

The Miz: 37:18

I'm? You know, the one that you like?

Jim: 37:21

I call Putin daddy.

Unknown: 37:23

My daddy writes me who in you know, he's

Bobby: 37:26

got a bitch blow. You know all about that. He loves that ass. Yep. Sorry. Sorry. He does. You don't ride around on a pony shirtless if you don't like getting that ass or bears. He likes to ride bears. actually go into that in the next segment with the dieting thing cuz? Because you said about going to a bar and you're like, nobody liked me. It was my eyebrows. But

Jim: 37:47

let me tell you about the bears. Let's go into the next segment.

Bobby: 37:50

Yeah, I mean, that's the more you know, honestly.

The Miz: 37:52

Thank you. Thank you, Joe. Actually, that was really That was good. But more you know.

Jim: 37:58

I feel like I'm in like third grade and you got last place. Your mom's like that was good. You did good. Do your

Unknown: 38:03

project. location. That was good.

Bobby: 38:07

It was better than last week. I don't remember last. Exactly. Because you didn't even know you're like, Oh, well. This we're going to talk about wait. Yeah, I forgot. I

Jim: 38:14

don't either. No one needs to remember.

Bobby: 38:16

It's good at the moment, though. Yeah, it's a good like,

Jim: 38:19

it's just a quick little thing. little blurb. It's never gonna be

The Miz: 38:23

your one last week was the definition of death.

Jim: 38:26

Oh, yeah. Like that. That was fun. I like that. Bobby doesn't remember. I do Jim death is when you go to heaven to have this when you just see

Unknown: 38:35

black. Oh no.

Jim: 38:38

When I lay down in bed and close my eyes to go to sleep I'm deaf.

Bobby: 38:41

Oh my god. Black Bear was speaking of that.

Unknown: 38:44

Be dad. Seriously Mommy, am I dead?

Bobby: 38:49

Okay, so Ms. earlier was like I went to New York City at 20 and I saw nobody talked to me cuz I was fat and my eyebrows were bushy and blah, blah. So when I came out here, I actually had a different reaction being fat. So I went to everyone loved you. Yeah,

The Miz: 39:04

right. Well, fucking good for you. Well, I

Bobby: 39:05

went to the appropriate bar. I didn't go to like exile exile. And I went there and I was a star. He wasn't he was an exile. I was an exile fucking star there were I was everything. Yeah, I am everything honey. For bears. That's awesome. You are Leo. You are little I have the opposite effect. I was like, well, I'll just keep eating cuz everybody likes me anyway. Then I started not liking myself. And here we are. Any and instead of becoming bulimic like you? He just kept eating. I just have any sort of the other end. I really do. Like I can't stop eating. And everything's like around eating too. So like, if like I have to eat in front of a TV. That's another thing to like, have something going on. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

Jim: 39:50

I love reading without anything going.

Unknown: 39:52

No, like, like,

The Miz: 39:52

oh no next to me and I'll even start eating it until I have the computer up and running like ready to watch. Yep, bang. Well, you can't wait Bite without watching TV.

Bobby: 40:02

Exactly. That's exactly it. Yeah, no, that's exactly or Oh my God, I gotta get my ice cream like this is about to start. Why do I have to have ice cream to watch this? But it's true.

The Miz: 40:10

Right? Right. I've been completely with and that's like

Bobby: 40:13

a problem and I think it's a lot of people's problems like well you get these like conditioned, like things like I can't have Wendy's chili without crackers. You know what I mean? Like,

The Miz: 40:21

that can mean either

Bobby: 40:23

saying though, it's like, right

The Miz: 40:24

there with you know, but I know I'm completely in agreement and like certain like events, I'm like, Oh, yeah, we need this food for that. Like, oh, yeah, see, we need this. Like,

Unknown: 40:33

I'm going home. We

The Miz: 40:34

need to get this. Like, everything relates back to food, everything. Why? Like you could have the same experience without food.

Bobby: 40:42

Right? Like, why do we have to nibble on something in the middle of first of all during COVID you really shouldn't be nibbling off the same plates. But right. Before COVID I mean, it's like you're all just hovered around the food like, Oh, yeah, Timmy started pretty simple. Like, you're like, Okay,

Jim: 40:57

Mary Lou finished kindergarten and this year top of her class. She knows her letters and her numbers one through one through 10

Unknown: 41:05

Yeah, and I got a dog.

Jim: 41:06

It's like, like, married gay with no kids. But I got a dog

The Miz: 41:12

everything you know our How was the case of DNA?

Jim: 41:15

It was so fun. It was fun.

The Miz: 41:17

every fucking detail.

Unknown: 41:18

Ah, well, you don't want to know.

Bobby: 41:22

Well, Jim, slam the case Do you think shut and then Nobody. Nobody could figure out how to open it back up and Ansel, Gabi burns himself and then I burned my hand, but I think it's gone already. Well, no, it's right there on me. Yeah,

Jim: 41:34

the moral of the story is all Bobby's presents were failures.

Bobby: 41:37

Yeah, so 30 I'm like, Oh, god, I'm like a massage thing. You know, the guns and it doesn't work. And the case it didn't make her locked, and I was like, Oh, God, we

Jim: 41:44

can't open it. Open it. It's really hot. Like all the time, so it's

Unknown: 41:48

not opened. Bobby like no.

Bobby: 41:51

clips on the underneath. So you have to kind of like, but the thing is not really safe either. Cuz it's hot as it's so

Jim: 41:56

hot. Like all parts of it. You can't touch it, so

Bobby: 41:59

you can't unclip it. So I'm like trying to clip it I'm holding with a nightmare.

The Miz: 42:02

Did you end up making Delos or no?

Bobby: 42:04

Yes, they were actually really?

The Miz: 42:06

What kinda do you have Bobby? Cuz Jimmy, don't eat me.

Unknown: 42:09

So I actually went interested in the lobby went

Jim: 42:11

full Midwest.

Bobby: 42:12

I had leftover cheese potatoes. So I decided to put those on the case idea.

Unknown: 42:17

Oh, yes. And what a double card. Ooh,

Jim: 42:21

what do you have in the case? Oh, no. Cheesy potatoes. In the case of Yeah,

Bobby: 42:24

yeah. And then so I read like he did the cheesy potatoes in there. And then yeah, and cheese and cheese. That sounds amazing. It was good, but I'm so full still. Honest.

The Miz: 42:34

I love cake. Anyway, back to

Jim: 42:37

the presence. The macrons

Bobby: 42:40

Oh, yes. Then I also got him a book. That is like how to make macrons not wrong. Yeah.

The Miz: 42:46

I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I don't think I know what a Macron You do?

Bobby: 42:50

Yeah, it's like a little wrench

The Miz: 42:52

where the stupid things like baked by Melissa that's it.

Bobby: 42:57

They're like $3.50 for

The Miz: 42:59

like, fucking hate those

Jim: 43:00

but they're like probably in New York City. They're $18 for one and

The Miz: 43:05

you know green sucks. Melissa Melissa can suck my dick is Melissa baked by Melissa just like like macaroni macaroni apparently cookie like store and they come in a little packs like 18 different colors everyone like brings them as gifts. If you're out there, Melissa.

Bobby: 43:23

I fucking hate Melissa that name is so 2000

The Miz: 43:27

in the store is called baked by Melissa It was like this sucks. I would never go in here but wait. So

Jim: 43:32

what's a macaroon? macaroon is made of coconut and I love them but a lot of people hate that. Okay, good. Oh, you would love it. It's like a crispy coconut macaroon okay.

Bobby: 43:41

So those are like literally watching the process of making these is like painful painful. He made 12 and two and a half hours and that's just the process. It's a normal process.

Unknown: 43:51

Then the icing didn't come I seen was butter.

Bobby: 43:53

Right like it didn't like it tasted like it was good at what looked and felt like butter. It was like a really and so that was like a gift that I gave so of course like I'm like, you can't he got a rock. massager. Breaking the light. The light? Yeah,

The Miz: 44:08

what happened to the massage gone?

Jim: 44:09

It just won't turn on. Period. Okay,

The Miz: 44:14

what brand is it? Well, I

Bobby: 44:16

got on Amazon. from China. Okay, so, but a lot of them are like $350 so I was like, Oh yeah, 120 like, reviews. It does. $100 a better fucking word.

Jim: 44:29

These normally go for 350 I'm gonna get the one it's 120 that'll do it.

Bobby: 44:34

It would it had good reviews and everything. It must have like something I would have done that. I mean, seriously.

Jim: 44:42

So what did you get for Christmas from your family?

The Miz: 44:45

Oh my god. Socks like literally. Yeah,

Bobby: 44:48

let's face it. The

The Miz: 44:48

hallway ever got socks? tbh a Keurig. Oh,

Jim: 44:54

that's good for your apartment.

The Miz: 44:56

Yeah, I bought my I bought all this new furniture. I can't wait.

Bobby: 44:58

Oh, I love how you move. And then you moved the you move and then you left the city

The Miz: 45:02

I know that's why I'm like I need to go the fuck back because I haven't done anything my apartment yet.

Unknown: 45:07

So you gotta set it needs a couch

The Miz: 45:09

I need a couch so for one thing I haven't bought yet

Unknown: 45:11

yeah we got to get a couch

The Miz: 45:12

I need I need to go in there and like take some measurements so I like know exactly what to do but I bought a bar about chairs the

Bobby: 45:19

important stuff the bar the

Unknown: 45:21

yeah bar on the bottle

Bobby: 45:23

on the couch but I'm a bar

The Miz: 45:25

three three different tables. I'm going to have one to do actual work at once like smoke at and one to like so stations just cross

Jim: 45:34

Exactly. And our Lord and Savior need

Bobby: 45:36

to have like little like things about little pictures or like station one

The Miz: 45:41

though like little stations gonna go My room is gonna be for them. And like dope chickens is a smoke detector in that room.

Jim: 45:48

So the family room there is not a smoke detector or there is in the

Bobby: 45:53

bedroom is where we have sprinklers Yeah,

The Miz: 45:55

no.

Jim: 45:56

Oh, Bobby would not approve. Oh, Caleb Oh no,

Bobby: 45:59

please like nobody New York has them and then the buildings. The only way they have to is if Well, I know here. If it's a new build, if it's a new build or if it's like renovated if anything's renovated and they have to do that floor. Slovak tower is getting filled sprinklers as we speak. I do it. I know.

The Miz: 46:18

Wait, I have a question.

Unknown: 46:19

Okay.

The Miz: 46:21

What do you guys gonna do for New Year's Eve this

Bobby: 46:22

year? Nothing.

The Miz: 46:24

sit at home. Like what do you guys normally do? sit at home?

Jim: 46:28

Go out. Go out at home and sit at home. I

Bobby: 46:31

mean, sometimes we'll be like, Yeah, let's go to the bar. But it's always just a shit show. You can't turn it over. So a lot of times we just like,

Jim: 46:37

yeah, we stay home. Hang

Bobby: 46:37

out. Hang Hang out. But this years I was what

Jim: 46:40

are you at Club? 54? Studio 5450

Unknown: 46:45

just hanging out? Um,

The Miz: 46:47

know what we're gonna do like this, like, nice outdoor restaurant in Brooklyn. I can't wait. Oh, God.

Bobby: 46:51

Are you a big like New Year's person?

The Miz: 46:54

Um, in the last year years? I don't know. I mean, the last year and last couple years, I started going on like fancy dinners, right? Or that it used to be like, you buy a ticket to like these stupid like open bar suggestions. I hated those.

Jim: 47:08

Yeah, same. Okay, so I would like a nice dinner.

The Miz: 47:12

Oh my god. Yeah, day with the best menus and it's like, a lot of times

Bobby: 47:17

$100. And

The Miz: 47:18

yeah, we're like, seated, and they bring you like cool apps and shit.

Unknown: 47:22

Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's cool, man.

Bobby: 47:26

It just seems like a shit show in New York. Like, I don't know if I could handle them. But it's outside. So it's all outside.

Jim: 47:35

Bobby would be crying like

Unknown: 47:38

Michael. Michael. I'm ready to go back.

Jim: 47:41

Can we go back to the hotel in Times Square. I'm

Bobby: 47:43

cool. not staying there.

Jim: 47:45

He's like we're in Brooklyn. We're not going to Time Square.

Bobby: 47:48

Stays Brooklyn. I'm like I'm that's

Jim: 47:49

where I were. No, I want Brooklyn Heights. It's

Bobby: 47:51

too far view far. I'm over Brooklyn. Yes, too far. You're too old Jim.

Jim: 47:58

I'm the perfect age for Brooklyn. Look at me.

Unknown: 48:00

Jim. You're doing I just had

Bobby: 48:02

a beard. I would fit in your 24 to 28 Jim I can

The Miz: 48:04

leave you're having a frickin midday beer the other day. Oh, wait, who do you think you are?

Jim: 48:09

I just sit out if I'm off. I will drink in the middle of the day. I will drink

Unknown: 48:14

Oh yeah.

Jim: 48:15

When I get off after I get off at 7am I'll have a beer before bed.

Bobby: 48:23

Do we have resolutions? The

Jim: 48:25

sheer survival? I'm literally focusing on

Bobby: 48:29

I like their personal survival or like mankind. Personal okay. Honey, I

Jim: 48:36

don't have time to worry about mankind. I can only worry about my right now. We're like hey, mankind if you just put on a mask, we could all survive and live life. They're like no, I'm not gonna worry about mankind right now. Fuck mankind. All you do is put this piece of cloth right here

Unknown: 48:51

now freedom.

Jim: 48:54

Okay, then fine. Like I okay, that's all we had to do, but you can't do it. Got it. So anyways, no, just my own personal survival.

Bobby: 49:03

That's gonna be an amazing soundbite. I cannot wait to use that phrase. Not afraid All right. It's my show. It's really sad. Like

Jim: 49:14

mankind is fucking dumb.

Bobby: 49:16

I mean, that's good. Ms. Why don't you

The Miz: 49:18

know?

Bobby: 49:19

I don't have you ever.

Jim: 49:21

I never do actually i do i ever Well,

The Miz: 49:23

I never do because I always start the year and like chaos, because it's your end for financial purposes. So I never have any sort of care to like, try to put my best foot forward.

Bobby: 49:37

Okay, that's great. And then

The Miz: 49:40

by the time it's like March and April, like, like, I'm already I'm already fucked. So Oh, well.

Bobby: 49:46

I was just trying to be a better person. Like, that's always my

The Miz: 49:49

very bottom of my list. I would, I would say I don't make

Bobby: 49:53

a million dollars. Stop.

The Miz: 49:55

I would say maybe. Maybe drink a little less.

Unknown: 49:59

That's it. Yeah, yeah, I

Jim: 50:01

can't do Yeah.

Bobby: 50:03

Or drink a little less frequently, not even the frequently but like for no reason. Yeah, like sometimes it's easy to drink for no reason by like, oh, wow, like on a Tuesday night at at 930 You shouldn't be let

The Miz: 50:16

I can't decide on your schedule. right all right. I can't decide if I want to stop drinking for like purely purely caloric reasons or like fiscal and caloric and just like drunkenness.

Bobby: 50:30

I don't think you should quit. I think you should just definitely limit yourself. Like, that's what I noticed. Like, I like going out and having a drink but like, you don't need to be like, you know what I mean? Like,

The Miz: 50:39

like sealing balls to the wall. Like I also

Bobby: 50:41

do it once a week. Same.

The Miz: 50:44

Okay, maybe like I know,

Jim: 50:46

you start out start with three times a week.

The Miz: 50:49

I was thinking maybe doing like Thursday through Sunday.

Bobby: 50:52

That's fine. And you're saying

The Miz: 50:54

say Wednesday's like okay, you can take it easy

Bobby: 50:57

you're gonna start hitting walls because once you keep creeping up there No, we're not talking about age again because last time I got fucking break down the coals as you're 42 and 36 You're so

Jim: 51:06

fucking I forgot your 30s I still I can't it's weird I forget

Unknown: 51:11

cuz on the other side of bro. Yeah, you're closer. They already know.

Jim: 51:16

You're 40 I am not on my way to go start getting Botox.

Bobby: 51:20

I thought about on the right home. You want to get Botox to start? Yeah, I want a New York Botox. I'm gonna go to New York and I'm planning on like June the start of like, rolling out some

Jim: 51:31

Yeah, I'm spending a week in Florida in June. Wow.

Bobby: 51:35

I mean, I'm ready to fly to New York on a Friday night and come home on a Sunday afternoon. Like that's how serious I'm fucking AM. Yeah, like my dad's, like dead. I even got like travel. Microphone stands. And the travel case for the road caster. You should come here for pride that no, as I'm saying, we're gonna be doing the

The Miz: 51:55

entire month of June, the last weekend of June like the big

Bobby: 51:58

gray. I really lose weight and I don't know there's so many. Well, there's bears there. Yeah,

The Miz: 52:02

definitely bears off to go to the eagle. Yeah, well, there we go. Yeah, great. I'm

Jim: 52:07

gonna miss it.

Bobby: 52:09

Okay, we're here in Sacramento or where? Sarasota? Oh, no, or no. Naples,

Jim: 52:16

maple or Marco Island. Who knows? my stepson just called to say he cut his balls.

Bobby: 52:21

I know. I did. Yeah,

Jim: 52:23

I wasn't sure did you know you gotta you got to manscape he showed me and I was bleeding. He showed you know, I'm kidding. I knew Bobby was wondering. Well, no, he I got him a manscape and Michael got one too. I didn't even know we should have collaborated. I want one like I want him the ball toner. I got him the ball deodorant. Yeah, it makes it like

Bobby: 52:44

the ball. Dinner is good. I smelled it

Unknown: 52:47

was the like shower. I did

Bobby: 52:49

it. sewed it on. Yeah, it works. I'm sorry. I have a partner of six years. I've seen every single part of him even inside.

Unknown: 52:59

Oh, well. You

Bobby: 53:00

put a camera up his ass. Oh, yeah, we do camera play.

Jim: 53:03

Oh god. Camera. Let's do a colonoscopy.

Unknown: 53:07

Honey. Oh god. Oh, there's a polyp. Oh.

Jim: 53:13

You gotta return in 10 years for a repeat. Oh fuck 10 minutes

Unknown: 53:17

return in 10 minutes. I'm

Jim: 53:19

gonna shut this camera up there.

Bobby: 53:21

This is literally This is bad. This is a great great great way to end the year to be honest. Yeah, I wouldn't want to end it with anybody else but you guys.

Jim: 53:31

Bobby needs to hit that pine

Bobby: 53:35

so sorry. Hit Wow, that just happened.

Jim: 53:39

Did you have to New England stylized

Bobby: 53:41

Yeah, that's when you fucking eat up case to deal with potatoes on? This is what fucking happens. You get a soft geochem Yeah, you're like actually I'm really scared of that. I can't talk to you. Yeah, man.

Jim: 53:51

I would stop doing the cleanse because of the Cayenne because of the heartburn because of the esophageal cancer. Does

Bobby: 53:57

he have cancer? What Safa

The Miz: 53:59

geo cancer so

Jim: 54:00

like, over time heartburn over and over and over ribs. Alenia will give you

The Miz: 54:06

I was gonna say it's like acid coming up.

Bobby: 54:09

So it like ruined your cells.

Jim: 54:10

Bobby has it in his family.

Bobby: 54:13

And I have really bad acid reflux. When I'm on Nexium I'm probably gonna have like, dementia or whatever.

Jim: 54:18

Yeah, that's coming to us all

The Miz: 54:20

well, oh, well, I don't want to live a long

Bobby: 54:22

time and I'll start throwing up and eating cayenne pepper. No,

The Miz: 54:25

I'm really short time. Uh huh.

Bobby: 54:27

And he'll be skinny. That's true. Clay

The Miz: 54:30

won't be old and fat fuck now.

Unknown: 54:32

Oh, no young you remember I said though dead.

Jim: 54:35

You wouldn't be young in fat. Well don't worry. Bobby's neither. I was

Bobby: 54:44

a year old and skinny. Make me show pass pictures of me.

Unknown: 54:49

Don't make me but I will tell me. You don't want to be fat. You don't you'll be I wasn't.

Jim: 54:59

I gotta stop. I'm in trouble.

Bobby: 55:02

Is there anything you want to leave our listeners this year? Like any last things or? I don't know, I just want to tell everybody to keep going and get the fucking vaccine. Whatever your Uncle Joe says that's in Tennessee. Don't listen to them.

The Miz: 55:15

Yeah, definitely get the vaccine and try. Try as hard as you can to convince people who are on the fence to get it. Because there are more people than you think that Yeah,

Jim: 55:26

I don't know. I just don't know. Do we know like, everything? I was like, yeah, we know what's in it. Yeah, we do. It's published. It's very easy to find what's in it. It's go. It's okay.

The Miz: 55:37

Right. Like people people act like just because their eyes have not. Yeah. laid on the

Jim: 55:41

I didn't make it in my kitchen. It can't be. I don't know what's in it. Butter. What is that?

Bobby: 55:48

Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, like, shut up meth from the corner store.

Jim: 55:52

Do you know what's in that McDonald's? Big Mac? Like you don't right? You just went to subway. There's a yoga mat and the bread and it's not even really, as weird. We did this. Oh, poor. Yeah. He's miserable.

Bobby: 56:04

He's fine. He's first of all. He's do not put words in your miserable.

Unknown: 56:09

Yeah, you talk about that.

Jim: 56:13

Just wish you weren't

Unknown: 56:14

Yeah, Jim. I

Jim: 56:16

mean,

Bobby: 56:17

he wants you to be blackout. I know.

The Miz: 56:20

As do I know, I feel like it is it's

Unknown: 56:22

Saturday. I

Bobby: 56:24

know. Why did you do a cleanse today? Like why don't you put it on Sunday? Because I had to do that after Christmas.

Jim: 56:29

But why can't you do it Sunday the day before the week? Because I

The Miz: 56:33

didn't want all my gross sness of Christmas to get compounded with regular eating today. I wanted it to be like a no this is like what the fuck is I always is that you can use

Jim: 56:45

zoom in. I can use zoom in on that. Some blurry Can you make that picture bigger? Why are you just Why are you leaving it in thumbnails?

Unknown: 56:53

Are you Oh my. Yeah, I

Bobby: 56:55

won't click in zoom in. It's not loading because it's my space. It's like a dead sea server. It's like the originals of my face to someone like I was on the original. We're never gonna see

Jim: 57:07

more hot. Yeah.

The Miz: 57:11

I could tell he was like,

Jim: 57:13

yeah, you can tell honey I get tired. I know you were

Bobby: 57:16

no like our sorry. Listen, everybody, all they want just because I'm fat does not make me ugly period. And I'll go down to the grave with that.

Jim: 57:25

That's true sooner rather than later. Well, that's the truth. I'm gonna be the first one to go with a heart attack probably in about a week and you guys aren't going to be ready.

The Miz: 57:39

I won't be the first one to die. I'm going to be so fucking jealous.

Bobby: 57:42

Ms. You know, you're gonna be the last one right? You're gonna like 99 just in your fucking nursing home like I wanted to die fucking 28 years ago and nurses

Jim: 57:49

you're like put that pillow over my face and push. still live. That's the

Unknown: 57:54

pillow down my.

Bobby: 57:55

You'll be on suicide watch. You'll have to. You'll be an old fat man.

Jim: 58:00

They're gonna give you spoon. Eat with.

Bobby: 58:04

You want your own meal all the time.

The Miz: 58:05

I'm gonna have a hook on the nursing home just like trying to trying to die.

Bobby: 58:09

They're like, it's not gonna work. It's not working honey. Some people just don't die. Well, I better choose the ones that are like the ones that are scared like I'm scared to die. They're like, Oh, he got tragically head. Like you're like I hate life. I want to die. They live to like, 98 they're the worst. They're like the meanest people ever. And they just aren't waiting to die.

The Miz: 58:29

I was gonna say this on my last episode. I can't do this.

Bobby: 58:32

Thank you. Oh, you're on a cleanse. You're on a cleanse cuz I'm like slurring and he's like, I can't like literally

Jim: 58:38

I can't I can tell you're miserable because I am to why I am all the time but like, especially Why are you miserable job Jim. Why

Bobby: 58:48

do you hate this?

Jim: 58:49

Because Christmas is this Do you hate us? No, because Christmas is over.

Bobby: 58:55

That's a lie. He's just he's just

The Miz: 58:56

kind of like a non event for me. Right? But

Jim: 58:59

I love Christmas and I taped on the decorations and everything goes back to normal

Bobby: 59:03

normal what is that tomorrow

Jim: 59:05

was like 53 I'm just it's terrible.

Bobby: 59:08

Well maybe when you come back to New Year you'll be in a better fucking mood.

Jim: 59:11

No, I won't be it'll be a worse mood.

Bobby: 59:13

Well there's only one miserable person here supposedly and now you're miserable to

Jim: 59:16

yes he made me miserable hog

The Miz: 59:19

I'm the only one who's wrong

Jim: 59:20

Bobby you have to be miserable

Bobby: 59:22

I am but I don't like preach it it's just a no human doesn't come a dark episode guy. I like it I'm ready really when I'm ready to edit because honey This is gonna be good

Jim: 59:31

I'm gonna say there's good they went there

The Miz: 59:34

not whatever then went there.

Jim: 59:36

You know what they're gonna say in The Hollywood Reporter they went there

Bobby: 59:39

honey we got our first write up I don't give a fuck I don't care about we're gonna adore

Jim: 59:42

I'm on the cover of People Magazine this week. Jim's all

Bobby: 59:45

Jim's jokes will wait till his fucking unicorn assets to take pictures though. Get

Jim: 59:49

Talia with Harry style quit. Like I

Bobby: 59:51

have to get my body double.

Jim: 59:52

Oh my god. Look at me on Cosmo.

Bobby: 59:57

He's got to dream their

Jim: 59:59

dream. went there

The Miz: 1:00:01

I think I'm gonna quit altogether actually life oh wow I mean actually but by Oh

Jim: 1:00:09

like happening entertainment called the police

Bobby: 1:00:11

oh well I'm glad you made it three episodes

Jim: 1:00:17

you know what you should quit like

Bobby: 1:00:19

I'm quitting I'm quitting everything no you need to stop thinking about it you're funny you need just go lay around eat pizza and just like fuck myself in the ass like I'm so sick of trying to make better myself well we gave you an extra dose of She's Not Doing So Well to end out the best year ever 2020

The Miz: 1:00:36

Oh fuck us

Bobby: 1:00:38

yeah I think we should probably gonna have some real fucking yeah no no it's gonna be good all right well this has been another Wait hold on me huh first I really

Jim: 1:00:50

want to actually wants to that's the thing is everyone talks about how Anthony Fauci so hot but who would really do it right when push come I knew who's gonna

Bobby: 1:00:59

like climb on their penis and you're

Jim: 1:01:02

probably pretty but like, are you? Are you flossing? He is known for jogging all day like he has ready to go he's ready to pound you at any moment. Like what sounds he's making?

The Miz: 1:01:16

Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, like why are doing like or like what he's saying? Like, oh, yeah,

Unknown: 1:01:24

put that right there.

Bobby: 1:01:28

That's exactly what's happening. Oh,

Jim: 1:01:30

confidence interval. 95%

Unknown: 1:01:33

feels good. That feels really nice. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, that feels very nice.

Jim: 1:01:39

Your Grant has been rejected.

Bobby: 1:01:41

Do it right there again. Oh, that's our booster do

Unknown: 1:01:47

BB

Bobby: 1:01:49

of an old person name.

Jim: 1:01:51

It is an old Barb Carol. Carol. Carol, Barb Christie,

Bobby: 1:01:57

Christie tell listeners about Christie's a slot and go check it out. Oh, Christie the

Unknown: 1:02:04

con. The Christmas cookie gets the algorithm no one can find my chat.

Bobby: 1:02:09

So I'm gonna actually start. Christie, it's me Chris is a con. But of course, the four part series for Christmas was called Christie the Christmas con. And check it out on your Tiktok your Instagram, your Twitter. And just wherever you want to check it out, check out your thing. Make sure you subscribe to us and share us with your friends because we're so yeah, please make sure to do that. Share with your friends. Actually, that's a big thing that you don't understand people.

Jim: 1:02:39

Yeah, people have friends. I don't know if people know about this, but they share with friends.

Bobby: 1:02:42

So also you can join our Patreon if you want. I haven't done shit on it. We got to figure out that situation. But if you are a member we really appreciate you it's really high. That's me. It's gonna get us to the one member

The Miz: 1:02:53

once you join it will make it worth their while right now we

Bobby: 1:02:57

are sending my nudes.

Jim: 1:02:58

I have. I have like two gallons of gas

Bobby: 1:03:01

in my 20 year old deck on one of these websites around here.

Jim: 1:03:07

Silence nobody. We were all like oh, I hope he does it.

Bobby: 1:03:11

Oh god. Is he getting the link don't get the link don't get the I was hot on my space. Look, look.

Unknown: 1:03:18

Look at this hot dick on my slaves.

Bobby: 1:03:20

We were all like um, I mean 15 years ago, I

The Miz: 1:03:22

was huge when you when you join me on a screenshot of Bobby being hot on my face.

Bobby: 1:03:31

Exactly. Because I was one of the founding members of mine. Oh, this is before Justin Timberlake bought it. All

The Miz: 1:03:38

that and more on Patreon for $30 a month.

Jim: 1:03:40

$30 a month.

Bobby: 1:03:42

Let me tell you I was a real hottie on MySpace. You see this whole when I was 23.

Jim: 1:03:47

Back when I was 18 and barely legal. You should

Bobby: 1:03:50

show swaggin calm. That's not a lie, though, because I was barely barely not legal. Dig Peck.

The Miz: 1:03:57

I'll pull up the black and white Polaroid.

Bobby: 1:04:00

And I used to print off dick pics and hide them in the Leonardo da Vinci. Whoever.

Unknown: 1:04:05

It's an oil painting.

Bobby: 1:04:08

You know, in our basement we had like tiles for like a ceiling. Oh, yes. So I used to print off dick pics and hide them above my bed like above the ceiling. Okay, why

Unknown: 1:04:18

so

Bobby: 1:04:19

that I could? Because nobody would know to look above the ceiling for my porn shed.

Jim: 1:04:23

But it was your typical copies

The Miz: 1:04:25

of your porn. Yeah,

Bobby: 1:04:25

this was like porn. Remember? This was before? Anything. This is back sore. He's a well,

Jim: 1:04:31

he's a lot older than 36 like this.

Bobby: 1:04:34

When I was when I was 16 you just had AOL like yeah, I mean dial dial up and then it got to DSL, but it was like not good. So you would like you know, so my parents were like go do something and I would print out like so you

The Miz: 1:04:47

rip out like the Kodak easyshare junk printed out on your HP inkjet throw it up in the fucking tile.

Bobby: 1:04:55

Well, not my own deck but like other people's decks. So what I'm saying is If anybody decides to remodel that basement in Woodstock, Georgia there's all these digs that fall down from the collect

Jim: 1:05:07

no we got to go down there and get them there's some good oh my god this could be like,

Bobby: 1:05:13

oh my god this could be like a journey like I remember the bat their

The Miz: 1:05:16

house like Hi, we're here to go into your, you know, people go Oh,

Bobby: 1:05:19

yes, this will be actually

Jim: 1:05:20

we're looking for the ceiling. This is Bobby's pilgrimage to find his deck,

The Miz: 1:05:24

and they're gonna make you gaze Get the hell out of here. Thank you ru intimacy. You know what, Bobby? This was the highlight.

Bobby: 1:05:30

I'm telling you like you don't understand this is like a bonus, this will be on Patreon. Like, we got to get this whole thing on Patreon. We're gonna cut this up to an hour but the rest of the people are going to get

Jim: 1:05:37

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Bobby: 1:05:39

the dash penis comm

The Miz: 1:05:41

check it out. There check out

Bobby: 1:05:45

Can you imagine that full circle of life how to make one when I first went on and one to see what a penis look like, I went to the penis.com. And now they're our sponsor, and I like deck.

The Miz: 1:05:57

And now I love the penis with a hyphen in it.

Bobby: 1:06:01

It's tragic. The things that come up when you're talking on a podcast. It really is like I know, we literally

The Miz: 1:06:06

just went all over the place here. It's fine. It's funny, because I feel like we've been doing really good with structure and this time was just all over his bath

Bobby: 1:06:13

and I wasn't even drunk and I'm okay with it. Because here's the thing. This is the last of 2020 like nobody's listening to this episode again. Like, right like after this week, though, people will start going back to work and doing their normal things right. But there's like a fun like ending the year on a high No. Blow high note

The Miz: 1:06:28

on some kind of note on a note that doesn't sound good.

Bobby: 1:06:32

Namely here on a note that sounds like an F. This has been another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well.

Jim: 1:06:36

I'm Bobby. I'm Jim.

The Miz: 1:06:39

And I'm the man is.

Bobby: 1:06:40

Thank you so much for joining us. We hope you have a great rest of your holiday season. See you Wednesday pin and we'll see you in 2020 100