Through Him, With Him, In Him

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This week on not Well, Ms leaves not well, we talk about auras Hanukkah, Santa Claus. Jen Psaki sex lives with college girls. We've never met a boring fat person. What kind of book would we write? She's not doing so well. She's not doing so well. Send your questions and get it by Bobby and bucks. They're really nice with new topics of the week is everything and lgpd She's not doing so well. She's not doing so well. I'm here to help you. Holy shit. Fuck balls. Whoa, girl. Wow. Oh my god. Holy shit. Holy shit balls. Welcome to not well. And guess what? I'm Bobby. And guess what? I'm

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gem.

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And guess what?

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In there's no ms. There's no ms. He's, uh,

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he's got other projects going on. And if you'd like to follow him and his career, Anthony velleities his real name? Yes. You didn't know that. So if you'd like to follow Him, we wish him well. He's still our friend. We're just creatively going separate ways. And that's fine.

Jim: 1:21

Well said. Fuck, everyone's like creatively. Yeah, I was like, okay, creativity would be nice around here.

Bobby: 1:29

Well, guess what? It's back.

Jim: 1:32

Oh, did it ever leave?

Bobby: 1:34

And no, but we're a little bit more just a qual like light hearted and fun and funny and spunky. Anyway moving forward we don't know where we're going what direction we're going what we're doing we're going to just bring us back to Earth it and make it a fun show again and that's the bottom line I don't give a fuck it's the blind leading the blind the blind leading the blind but also like

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the blind leading the blind leading

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the blind.

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Gay I just feel like what is it this is not changing anything

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so yeah,

Jim: 2:03

well that's interesting. Yeah, so

Bobby: 2:05

we're moving forward Wow. Yeah, look at that. So if you know anybody locally in Columbus who is funny fun entertaining and they want to come on a show for an episode and hit us up or three or the whole season or Yeah, it doesn't even fucking matter you can come and we anybody's allowed in this fucking studio okay,

Jim: 2:22

it's a free space that's all are welcome all are welcome here now this is an inclusive podcast it's very inclusive Alex for them for me not today's he likes this them so right it's all line I think it's a well

Bobby: 2:36

obviously. Oh honey, we got we got Friday night for us what? Fridays? We broke up for Friday's the day that then the aura tell about the aura, you got an aura? Or

Jim: 2:49

I didn't even plan this like to like, line up with everything. The creative day I

Bobby: 2:54

wasn't even going yeah, that was even the one that I said I need to answer when he first asked about it. No idea what

Jim: 2:59

come get your aura red. And the credit. The creative divergence happened that morning. And then we went and got our auras red we found that there's like 200 of these cameras that were made in the 70s it shoots a Polaroid but then it also takes in like the electromagnetic field. You put your hands on these little hot plates. And yeah, it takes this picture of your

Bobby: 3:19

aura of your aura and what is an aura? Do you can you explain that?

Jim: 3:24

Having a look for no energy field.

Bobby: 3:26

It's the energy you give off and it's read through the colors of the electromagnetic

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spectrum spectrum.

Bobby: 3:36

And we came in hot like we could tell like the sage lit weird.

Jim: 3:41

The sage was energy in there. My shirt still smells of sage same like three days later. It's like

Bobby: 3:47

okay, like this sage was about because the room on fire.

Jim: 3:51

i She said there was not a smoke alarm in the room. So that's why it was not I was like, I was like this doesn't really in the back of a whole blank or I changed my aura went from good to bad. Very bad black. Oh, she has a show. There's only two of these cameras in the Midwest. One is in Michigan ones in Ohio. So we're doing this thing. She's like setting us. And she interprets them for us as well. So she has you guess what it's gonna look like Bobby guessed, green and yellow, green and yellow, I guess red. And then Bobby's comes out and we'll post a picture. Yeah. Yeah. How would you describe it bubbles?

Bobby: 4:27

Literally red, like, red. And I'm like, Wait, is that orange at the top? No

Jim: 4:33

shades red. It's all red.

Bobby: 4:35

She goes, Oh, wow. Whoa. And I'm like what she's like, Wow, I've never seen me with this red before. And I'm like, Oh, she looks bad.

Jim: 4:45

Yeah, she kept saying like, but it's not bad. It's not good. Yeah, I felt that way. He told you like four times that it's not bad. And I was like, I know why I'm like, so are we supposed to think it's bad? Like I think it's, I think their shame 10 It means intensity. but also other things that were in there. They're like determination. Yes,

Bobby: 5:03

I've been very determined to make changes in my life. And it's starting and listening

Jim: 5:07

slash reading a book for so long that you've learned from

Bobby: 5:11

I've learned that I have to be happy. It really doesn't matter, like your friends or your friends, your family, your family, but like, at the end of the day, it's you like, it's not to be selfish. It's like to sometimes you have to like vouch for yourself. And sorry,

Jim: 5:24

so then a break. So that's what I learned to do. And then you also had the diversions and then you had like, you've had other things going on in your life. I had a really very intense

Bobby: 5:34

intense, Zach, which is your level though it is level?

Jim: 5:38

i You say I'm not as I don't have to say, but I will say, Well, would you please describe? Please say,

Bobby: 5:44

Would you please say that I'm normal? I

Jim: 5:46

say I said what? I said, um, so she's like, Oh, here's yours. And it's all right. And then. Okay, and then gem yours was like this little red rainbow. Yeah, it was. The outer core of intensity and in the upper was like purple. Violet. And then the top was a little bit of Indico. Spirituality. Your you know how to read the room. You're in touch with yourself. You just masturbate often. She was like, you masturbate too often? Yeah. And that's what the hint of Indigo is. Just a hint. It's a little bit of

Bobby: 6:22

like, Have you been pulling it? Might have been

Jim: 6:25

like, yes. The sage gets me hard.

Bobby: 6:28

Oh, my God. So funny. So I'm a little horny the sage gets me really turned on.

Jim: 6:33

She like looks once she looks down at my photo, and she's like, Are you hard right now? Your aura is she's like,

Bobby: 6:40

inside your body because it's all red. It's like, where's your deck? Honey? What's sucking for you? She's

Jim: 6:46

like, why is it alright? Not bad. She's

Bobby: 6:48

like, there's red over your heart, though. That's good. You're using your heart right now. And I'm like, okay, and I am.

Jim: 6:54

And I feel like she I feel like mine was spot on. Then we did one together. Yeah. Which is just even it was like the perfect balance

Bobby: 7:01

it was it's like Jim brings in this different little you saw this little violet part and then Bobby's was still at the red is still red, red is still there, baby. The intensity, the intensity is real. And I feel like sometimes I'm well I don't know. I guess I want to go back like we told me when to go back in six months. I also want to go do like the meditation.

Jim: 7:19

This place is called Paloma. By the way if you following Brando you gotta fucking go. You gotta go. It's women owned. It's a safe space.

Bobby: 7:26

Use the code not well. They love the queers. They do love the query really do. They didn't know if we were in a relationship. They really were. They were like, cute, like, so cute when people in relationships and friends and I was like, yeah, and then we're like, oh, that's so cute. I'm like, Yeah, we work well together. Yes. My partner, my partner mean either. That's a good girl.

Jim: 7:56

So what is wrong with Sorry? Yeah. Why is Brittany Can you explain? Okay,

Bobby: 7:59

so speaking of auras, versus versus red, or dark green, just like it's just, I don't know, she she's trying to be okay, here's what I'm sensing. And I don't think it's crazy, necessarily. I think she's learning how to be, quote, unquote, funny. And she's trying to partly spook videos, but like, they're real bad. They're not funny. She was pretending to be a therapist. And then I was like, Oh, I'm gonna tell you what you're thinking in your head. Like, let's minute and then it's like, shit. Fuck balls cocked son of a bitch. It's like, oh,

Jim: 8:30

that's why I was like, why she just cussing. Yeah, I don't know. It didn't really like the whole video doesn't make sense. I wish she could know what's in my head when I watched her. And she wouldn't do it again. It's

Bobby: 8:38

like shit. Fuck ball.

Jim: 8:40

Oh, flying back. The conservatorship is I mean,

Bobby: 8:43

there's there's a group of people out there who are like, don't look at me when she goes crazy on free Britney, like, honey.

Jim: 8:51

They're like, remember, I just I had a flashback to LA when that woman who was in the entertainment field was like, no, no, this she's got what she she needs her freedom. You don't know what she's been through. Right? And it's like, like, I know, but also

Bobby: 9:03

like, Could you imagine if like, she really is a fucking disaster case.

Jim: 9:08

She could be a serial killer. I'm sad for her. Like she could literally kill people. And we would just be like, Oops, you'd be like,

Bobby: 9:14

Oh, my God. Can you imagine she wasn't like a killing spree and like flees the country.

Jim: 9:18

Imagine shit. Yeah, I'm like, he's like, yeah, in your throat.

Bobby: 9:25

Oh, wow.

Jim: 9:30

So yeah, Britney, Britney like, god bless God bless that bitch. Ah, so

Bobby: 9:36

after we went to get our auras, we went back to gyms and had a little like, I had a gummy. We had a little session had we had a little change of clothes because he changed his clothes to say so I didn't get to change my fucking clothes that night. So we go to the NCAA volleyball tournament.

Jim: 9:53

It's NCAA. Okay. I think you can say bow now NCAA, your annual See, I say NCAA, the NCAA Tournament, North Carolina Alcoholics Anonymous like well I wish there were some people that would go to those kinds of classes

Bobby: 10:15

well that was supposed to be the shade button BOGO with the turkey and I don't know where the buttons are I pushed the wrong I'm in a different No you didn't I'm in a different soundboard cuz I want to play sports casters, I'm

Jim: 10:28

Bobby We're here at the NC double A tournament. This NCAA Tournament is gonna be hot.

Bobby: 10:33

It's brought to you by depends depends on your whole tool. It does kind of depend on sirs briefs or depends. So we were at the volleyball game and it was fun. So we were laughing about being like sports casters, like can you imagine if we were sports casters, like we have no idea what's going on. So can I ask a question? It's might be inappropriate question so the position in the back because I kept saying digger because it's like the digger but it just doesn't sound right to me. To a lot of

Jim: 11:06

people okay, so what do you call that person the dig the dig that because you dig it out? passers? Like the three people in the back? Yeah,

Bobby: 11:13

there. They dig that's the the move. There wasn't a digger. See it doesn't sound right. Solid. Dig

Jim: 11:19

is like when you get the ball that's like almost dropping very, like get it.

Bobby: 11:23

Right. So when that person be a I don't think it's not inappropriate, but it just sounds better. There's

Jim: 11:29

three diggers in the back. And then there's three hitters in the front. Okay, wait, no, yeah. hitters in the front. And there's one in the middle of the read. Oh my god, I play this for Yeah, that

Bobby: 11:38

was pretty bad. I come in. I'm like, so like, how does this work? And shout out to the volleyball shout out

Jim: 11:43

to the volleyball cheerleaders. Oh, yeah. And the Melchior, your volleyball team

Bobby: 11:50

that you just played for? We

Jim: 11:51

shout out to Scott, Kevin, Adrian and Ryan shout out.

Bobby: 11:56

I was like, oh, no, I think one of them a couple of them. Listen to the show. And I was like, oh, no, Kevin was probably like turning around like, oh, this bitch. Oh, I was like trying to get an autograph. You're right. I was like, I couldn't even speak because we had I took that edible and

Jim: 12:09

you were swayed by?

Bobby: 12:11

We were like, Oh,

Jim: 12:12

what did they play to? What did they play to?

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My mouth is dry and like, you're like,

Jim: 12:16

I have cotton mouth. cotton

Bobby: 12:18

mouth and cotton whole. I don't know what it was. It was so bad. And I'm staring my boys everywhere. And you're getting silly as fuck. And then we were drinking too. And that's the reason and that's the reason and it had been all boys. And then I was like, Jim, I can't feel my legs. Were walking back to the concession stand for another round. And I was like, I can't really feel my legs. But it wasn't like fucked up, like, in a way, but it's like,

Jim: 12:43

you're your legs. Were just crying. And I was like, are you okay to lean? Yeah, your lean back and your legs just,

Bobby: 12:51

I couldn't feel my body.

Jim: 12:56

I was like, He's gonna fall and

Bobby: 12:57

then when my card wouldn't swipe through, I was like, Am I dreaming of this? Like, oh my god, do I have like a decline car like I was so I have a decline car. As much as it looked like my car would be the kind honey I never decline. So we're behind the volleyball team. Just I can. Oh my god. I

Jim: 13:14

mean, we were having pretzels and cheese. We really class it up. We had every excuse to not have our mask on. Yeah, we're

Bobby: 13:23

like, oh, we're still drinking. We're still drinking up. We're only 20 put on our session. But yeah, it was a hot saw days there.

Jim: 13:32

We did see other guys speaking of I just want to bring this up. Okay. So when I saw them, like these other days that I've seen now for like 10 years, I feel like they haven't changed at all. I know. And I have insider scoop that they haven't like from someone who's it's just in regular. It's just dead the gays haven't changed at all haven't changed at all. But it's just like, I'm interested when I see these people who put on these airs and like display themselves in a way where you're like, oh, they have it all going. It's going but as you

Bobby: 14:05

keep getting older then you know keep looking. I'm like they never had a go

Jim: 14:09

they never came in 10 years later, they're going nowhere. Nowhere they're in the same one bedroom apartment same apartment, same dorm say same. They still have no partner even though they're desperately searching and wonder why and yet they post things all the time about how it you know, the right one is out there. And I'm like reading it like I'm like stop posting and get to work.

Bobby: 14:31

Again, this goes back to people who don't know what it's like to be in a relationship. Exactly. It's like I love my partner but like honey, it's not that glorified as you sound like every day you have this like hot fuzzy feeling like that. You see here. Oh my God, he's here. I'm

Jim: 14:44

like, I'm more like, Oh my God. That's the feeling I get when I get it like you're leaving for the whole day.

Bobby: 14:52

That's when the butterflies come back.

Jim: 14:53

Butterflies are here. I get bees. I get to lay on the couch. nap and I'm not gonna judge and they're like all day. Oh, are you gonna do anything today? No, no. Any plans? When they ask you that? I'm like, Absolutely. Fuck now, Fuck no, I do not have any plans and I will not be making any plans, period. Period. Period. But yeah, these people think like having a boyfriend will just solve all their problems they don't realize you'll hand them by frame because you need to fix yourself.

Bobby: 15:24

You got to fix yourself first. And by that I mean stop putting so much pressure on having a boyfriend so I'm putting pressure on just that stuff.

Jim: 15:32

Oh, no. The looks Oh no, it's Oh, no. Up in your eye on your like, Yeah, somebody pressure on in the pause I was like, and that's when the animal hit.

Bobby: 15:42

So yeah. So yeah, volleyball, gays.

Jim: 15:47

Were standing there. We've had our pretzels, but the girls are really good, honey. Oh, it's you women's. Yeah, they want to get last I went last night. And they won. By the way. They also cut me off on the alcohol. And I was like to cut you and I went to the side. And unfortunately, I had the same cashier that I had the first two times. So it was like I get another seltzer. She's like we're not serving. And I was like, Oh, you missed the cut off. I missed the cut off. So I went to the other stand just in case and they cut you off till we're like we're cut off. So I'm just like, but anyways, the LSU women's one. Again, there are guys so good. I think there was an ad I actually really know I want to go for it. But you're like this is cool. Once it's a pretty basic sport. Like once you understand, you get three touches, bump set, question

Bobby: 16:34

question. Do you know the question? Yeah, if you score a point, and you keep scoring points do you keep serving until Yeah, that's about Ah, you. But does a girl have to only serve like how many they have like a limit

Jim: 16:48

now? Are you sure? You know you could serve the entire time and

Bobby: 16:52

I know that you're in like the adult league versus like the NCAA. Oh, but I'm gonna gods. That NCAA ay.

Jim: 17:01

Ay, ay. Yeah, I'm in an adult like League. Are you in a gala with the queers? Yeah, it's all fairly there's like women, man, there's a couple straight guys, those are always there. Those

Bobby: 17:11

are the funny ones. And actually, I do have a post up right now that I did get some feedback on we're looking for a fully straight male who has never been to a gay bar but who is open to the thought of it and also having to listen to what we tell him to do in a non creepy way but like, nice right so we're gonna go to the we're gonna go to the eagle not the eagle but we're gonna go to like a wall. Yeah, you're gonna shock now. Like maybe you have to wear a jacket and get out of your we want you out of your comfort zones and then talk about it later on the show. Yeah, and we'll leave you anonymous on the show if that's what it takes. But if you so if you know straight guy who like is totally open, like I don't want any weird feelings or like, I don't want to be like, I'm uncomfortable. I'm okay with fully open. And he could I mean, honestly, and yeah,

Jim: 17:55

if he needs any assistance, becoming more comfortable, it will be offered it will be offered at the end of the show. And it will be offered

Bobby: 18:03

and it will be given regardless. Really what he says. Like you have to go along with that it's part of the thing. Like oh, like did you hook up? Yeah, you did with us?

Jim: 18:14

Weird that's the questions were answered. Yeah, we're just Yeah, so we're searching for a straight straight male

Bobby: 18:18

we want to take them out we can go and then we can go to your bar to and like wing man you maybe and like how like later

Jim: 18:25

Oh, it always works. Well if that guy was known in undergrad and in med school like I Yeah, I'm a good wing man.

Bobby: 18:31

So my because the thing is is when your wing gay when you know the girl like if you're the girl wing man, or the guy who's straight guy, wing man, and he can tell when it's a real thing and when it's not honey and like I need to listen, I can read the room. You know how to read a look because violent in my aura. I know how to read the room and I have read bitch, I'll beat your fucking ass.

Jim: 18:50

I'll be so intense. My whole oh. Oh my god. I mean, not really. But I thought it was like no, no,

Bobby: 19:01

not today, honey. Oh, you

Jim: 19:03

had a lot of spicy food yesterday. I

Bobby: 19:04

had White Castle last night. Seven. I got drunk last night. Okay, yeah.

Jim: 19:13

Well, story. Oh, no, sorry. No. And so I was like, You're gonna have to add that. So we finished up with the volleyball and then we go to

Bobby: 19:24

oh my god, I

Jim: 19:25

got about this.

Bobby: 19:26

I know. We are waiting for a fucking Uber. Oh, my God. So we waited a long

Jim: 19:36

time and Solanas and I'm just like, walking around like so what do we do? Like literally,

Bobby: 19:41

I was like, I'm not walking because clearly he can't I can't

Jim: 19:46

I couldn't feel your limit. I

Bobby: 19:47

could have made it but then I like I feel like I would have been like an easy victim. I mean, like, you're just Pinocchio looking motherfucker. Like

Jim: 19:54

when the lions looking at the herd. You're like the little baby or the sick one in the back with a broken leg. Like

Bobby: 19:59

I was just born as a driver. Yeah, my legs are shaking. They fall. They're like, I can't stand up. That's me. And I'm the mom running away. And you're like, well, there's a way coming.

Jim: 20:06

I guess I'll have another baby next year.

Bobby: 20:08

Yeah, like Sorry, I couldn't do it. So we finally got

Jim: 20:11

I didn't even get it. We had walked. I don't know. The parking lot

Bobby: 20:15

goes I don't give a fuck. Oh, yeah, I gotta tell you about like, I'm really I can't.

Jim: 20:22

We have some videos we can pose but our driver has a scribe the car up car. He goes, it's the car with the purple lights under it. And I'm like, and I'm and we see this car with Subaru. Subaru with purple lights underneath the entire all around it. We get it and he's like, I got snacks. Water chargers. What do you need? Oh,

Bobby: 20:40

I got new dream bars. We're like, okay, condoms, lube. I'm like, Oh,

Jim: 20:44

yeah. We don't need that. Honey. What's a condom? Condoms were gay.

Bobby: 20:50

I don't know how to use those.

Jim: 20:52

So he starts driving and I'm like, Oh, I hear this weird sound like her her every time he gets going. And I'm like, Bobby, what is that? He's like, don't ask. And Jim Of course, of course. I asked him like content. What is this? You're welcome our deal. And he's like, he's like, it can go fast. That's the fuckin What do you call it? You put this on the floor. And I was like he

Bobby: 21:13

had like when he would like get into neutral and go. I'm like, I'm like, oh, no, no, no. Oh,

Jim: 21:20

gosh, I thought you're gonna die. Meanwhile, I'm like, that is so hot. So I just kept continuing to encourage him. So he went zero to 70 Getting on the highway and like, how many seconds like it was quick. It was very quick. It was very well and I had a thrill i had a tingle. Oh, I have

Bobby: 21:37

an audio that I would like us to listen to because you definitely had a tingling I get really pissed off in here.

Jim: 21:43

I don't remember that. Hold on. Let's definitely he'd be a car person. The greatest thing ever. Like I want to be with someone in the car person. Just like because I don't know. I would be nervous about my

Unknown: 22:05

work god oh my god.

Jim: 22:16

That was incredible everyone so i was i i sim tarde like wow, I was like I want to be he goes you should be a carpers. I'm like, I want to be with someone who's a car person. I'm

Bobby: 22:40

like, no, no, he's gonna tell the Jays gonna kill us in the middle of fucking 316 or 15. John 316 Dean John

Jim: 22:49

16. Love their I don't know. I don't care. I don't pop the Bible. But yeah, so he's like pairing me up praying my planet. Of

Bobby: 22:59

course. Jim's like, Oh, God, like that's really fast. Oh, my God. We passed everybody. I elbowed him. I'm

Jim: 23:05

like, I was like, are you okay?

Bobby: 23:07

I thought you're gonna throw I was like, really? freaked the fuck out? Because again, like I was younger, and we're gonna crash. Oh, and he's like, Luffy like that. And then he raised his base. He's got to 12 inch fucking base fucking things back there.

Jim: 23:21

I mean, they were bumpin and then you go. I had one of these in high school. I

Bobby: 23:25

did say that.

Jim: 23:27

Are you pretending to be straight now? Are you straight baiting gay? Like I had one of these systems in high school. I'm like, Fuck, bitch. I

Bobby: 23:35

did my ultimate trace back to 16th

Jim: 23:39

in the back, like, okay, or like,

Bobby: 23:41

I just want to be with somebody who has meanwhile, I like sliding off my car, like, so wet. Like,

Jim: 23:48

I was like, do it again.

Bobby: 23:50

I'm like, stop doing it. Dog baby. I was actually scared. He's gonna kill us. I'm not even kidding. I had the moment of like, oh my god, we're gonna die here. This is this is it. But because my aura was read. I

Jim: 23:59

was like, Oh, you're intense. And you go out in 10. I thought oh my god. This is a but then we go to union.

Bobby: 24:05

Then we go to union. Yeah, I

Jim: 24:07

was. I was like, I'm hungry. Which naturally because we only had a pretzel yesterday for dinner. We ate a pretzel and cheese right? Like, and you might even have the cheese and I didn't have any salt. Oh, wow. No, sorry. heart healthy.

Bobby: 24:20

That's right. I just had Miller Lite. Oh, no, that's heart health here.

Jim: 24:25

Well, three of them isn't any ways Tallboys so we get to union and we're like Bobby, Bobby demanded a table and this is where the side profile comes in.

Bobby: 24:36

Yeah, this is where I don't know why demand he demanded a table but

Jim: 24:39

basically you face like you don't face your side faces the entire bar it but it's more. So he's sitting with his side profile was a sturdy seating arrangement. I wanted to be sturdy. So I want to sit there because you get in these little middle ones and the seats are falling by either out in the middle and people are getting drunk taking shots on either.

Bobby: 25:03

Sorry, getting hit and you're just sitting there and it's like, oh my god, like

Jim: 25:08

and if you've been in you know which tables and if you know, shit, I mean, why did that just happen? I don't know. The name we side profile side profile

Bobby: 25:24

and I was like oh, I don't know why I'm sitting like this because this is not my best feature or angle you know what I mean? Like, who purposely says here like my side profile I'm like, I am boys like they want to fuck yeah, you're not looking at me to fog. They're looking at me to laugh.

Jim: 25:37

They're like high mountain. They're like,

Bobby: 25:39

Oh my god, he was he on Game of Thrones. I want to take a nap on that badly. It's like, oh god.

Jim: 25:44

Ooh, that sounds comfortable. I mean, this is this body is epic, all about comfort.

Bobby: 25:49

I know it is all about in our previous episodes, we talked about being skinny. Or we were obsessed with being

Jim: 25:55

little he always had to talk about being skinny. I like being

Bobby: 25:58

fat. And by that I mean like, not fat like beefy.

Jim: 26:01

Yeah, beef. I like being thick.

Bobby: 26:03

Thick is cute. Thick is honest. Like you know how to eat. You know, you

Jim: 26:07

clearly know how to eat, but you know how to stay. Because I don't feel sloppy. Now you're not. I'm a

Bobby: 26:13

little like I'm on the borderline of slob.

Jim: 26:17

You're gonna do a Trump impression you're on the borderline. Oh, I

Bobby: 26:25

don't know. I'm on the border and you said Trump oh my god

Jim: 26:31

Why are you talking about I'm a little You said I'm not sloppy but I don't little. I'm a little I can tell I was like, I don't know where order. I was

Bobby: 26:42

just going and going and going and going and

Jim: 26:47

sloppy. What was he talking about? Being fat.

Bobby: 26:50

Alright, I'm not sloppy, but being fat is fine. Trust me, it's great. You know when you're with a fat person,

Jim: 26:57

they at least are kind of fun. Well, that's the thing is I've never met a boring fat burning fat person. That's a new quote putting that in the book. Putting that in the book. I've never met a boring fat person. You can't I mean you can't be born in fat you can't because you know how to have fun you right

Bobby: 27:11

that's why you're probably partying so hard that then you have to eat snacks late at night and you buy fortiguard for the white castle I

Jim: 27:18

still am kind of struggling with that. Like how did you spend

Bobby: 27:21

we did not eat it all? It was we did not it's still in the frigerator frigerator thorough you save and reheat no I don't like well probably. I can't I it makes me gross.

Jim: 27:34

I can't even imagine like I can't even think it was actually really good though the time no it is

Bobby: 27:38

it was so good at the time. God I can't I've already don't Chaka Chaka has done and then it's like here we go fast forward to Santa Claus.

Jim: 27:48

decorations up we have nothing.

Bobby: 27:50

Well the problem is is that you well you need the pumpkin off your porch.

Jim: 27:53

I mean, there's two of them.

Bobby: 27:55

I finally we got our pumpkins off yesterday so Yeah, honey, it's been like

Jim: 28:01

What do you mean I have to catch up? Yeah, like you need to get like had our pumpkins off our boards for a whole day like get in LA but honey. Like I have to mum containers with dead moms. And pump their pumpkin mum containers.

Bobby: 28:14

Oh my pumpkin like Halloween.

Jim: 28:20

Halloween girl we need refills. Yeah, we

Bobby: 28:27

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Jim: 29:16

they're kind of are. They're kind of are. Wow. And we're back

Bobby: 29:21

clap maybe you're not as high as you think. Or I'm just perfectly high. It's normal that now? No, no, look, I'm stroking all the time.

Jim: 29:35

And that's fine. And that's why I got a flashlight.

Bobby: 29:37

Oh, do you remember we were out for lunch late in the shower?

Jim: 29:41

Yeah, you're right. That would be fucking sick.

Bobby: 29:45

Um, okay, so then we went home

Jim: 29:49

then my partner came in does up and gentle. My God. You know how scared I was of his driving because I didn't know that he drives like that all the time. Yeah, I was like, he took a corner and I was like, the most aggressive Driver I know actually, yeah, I mean, he has the tickets to prove it. Oh, like, Jesus.

Bobby: 30:06

You're, we were gonna compare cotton mouth and burnt mouth. Compare and contrast to that. Okay, so

Jim: 30:13

Okay, so we're at so you had cotton mouth because you were high. What's the difference? So I looked at you and I was like, cotton mouth and you're like, No, but I have I hate Bert mouth and I was like, What do you mean you hate Bert mouth? And then you're like, you know if he eats I mean hanya Bert mouth like you

Bobby: 30:30

after you can like peel your skin off of the top of your of your head burn mouth.

Jim: 30:33

What are you eating? That gives you that? Ha. What type of pizza has Moulton cheese that Pizza Hut? guy

Bobby: 30:47

knows Yeah, like, you know, burger mouth, like on soup or something like ooh,

Jim: 30:51

never to the point where I'm peeling skin off.

Bobby: 30:56

Oh, but it's a different feeling. Oh my god, I can remember like, bring him out. That's what's weird is like, you bring him out. Like some soup. My portion burnt soup in your mouth.

Jim: 31:05

I want your hot come load. But

Bobby: 31:06

then like cotton mouth is like you can't swallow. I feel like I can't swallow the whole time. I could not swallow. But then

Jim: 31:12

you're like I'm a spinner. Anyways. That's true. I

Bobby: 31:15

tried to make a joke because I was I was nervous in front of volleyball games. I was like, I gotta make a good impression. They listen to the show. They're gonna be funny. I'm like

Unknown: 31:24

hi, guy.

Bobby: 31:24

Hi gay. It's like they were like, they're like yeah, are there any Olympians on this team? Oh, yeah. I mean, it's a good

Jim: 31:34

question there anywhere on this team or like, Um, no, but that was a sophomore and all American. Yeah, it was like a guy has like had they know that. I don't know what that means either. I was like, All American. What? Yeah, like, I don't want to be an All American. He says steak. Yeah, like it's very, it's I don't want to be in America. It's very masculine. It's very misogynist. That's the word. Yeah. When I hear all American I'm like, no, yeah. Like, we're not celebrating any other Heritage's who wants it to be hot dog. I don't want to have you even want that. I actually don't even eat that. I'm immigrating. emigrating, emigrate II,

Bobby: 32:08

what's the difference again?

Jim: 32:09

Now? I don't really I'm not really sure. Let me get back to you.

Bobby: 32:15

Please hold your like Jen Psaki, I'll look up that and I'll get back Arthur named Jen Psaki or? Yeah, right. Yeah. She's always like, I hadn't heard that. But I can get back to you on that. Yeah. Snaps question. And I'm like, Oh, my honey.

Jim: 32:30

I love it. You gotta be a snippety Snipper I would love

Bobby: 32:33

to see her. And Kaylee Kaylee McElhaney? That was the yes go into like some kind of like battle with each other I don't know like a shit talking about or like a rose

Jim: 32:45

I want to see them where you where you get like pads on and then you have that giant stick that's padded and you like try to knock each other off the

Bobby: 32:52

Yeah, I want to we want it to be like squid games on the really die if they fall. Oh, cuz sock is gonna knock the shit out of that. Oh shit. That little girl needs to get popped off. Okay, that little girl never

Jim: 33:05

had ever act. No, she had no to the kid like he just shut that mouse.

Bobby: 33:11

Yeah. And she's

Jim: 33:12

her does go get the Twitch. Go get the

Bobby: 33:15

the column twitches Is it a twitch? Yeah. Yeah. God damn twitch.

Jim: 33:22

You just got so Georgia.

Bobby: 33:25

Hi, sale tweet tweet that was called a switch.

Jim: 33:28

So I was like tit twitch. You were like go get the Twitch. Like wait is I was like Is that what they say? It was it's called Stitch

Bobby: 33:38

No it's a Twitch is Oh my fucking god I cannot with this conversation.

Jim: 33:44

Twitch versus Siddhesh God what is happening?

Bobby: 33:50

I do not know but I feel like you should I thought stitch was say what is it? I don't know. But you should type in what is a twitch? Okay, why he wi ACH?

Jim: 34:03

What is a twitch? The Twitch is a short, sudden jerking or convulsive movement or a stick with a small noose attached to one end. This sounds like Georgia the noose may be twisted around the upper lip or the ear of a horse to subdue it. Oh, that's not it. And but it

Bobby: 34:20

is a stick.

Jim: 34:21

I thought it was stitch no switch. Oh a switch. Yes. That's what I was thinking. Did I say that

Bobby: 34:30

you said stitch stitch

Jim: 34:33

switch

Bobby: 34:38

Oh no, I'm gonna pass out oh my god,

Jim: 34:40

you guys. My grandma would always be like, I would have to go get the sweat. She told stories of like going to get

Bobby: 34:47

like, get the longest one. If you don't get the longest one. They find it and they hit with that one.

Jim: 34:51

I mean, we apparently abuse our children, right? The good old day those good old day America grading

Bobby: 34:58

all American Girl She was hit with a switch. This one was hit with a switch. That's literally what makes you all Americans. Why? Okay, people

Jim: 35:07

everything was fucked up. This is why I don't want to make America crazy. Like literally was horrible.

Bobby: 35:13

Well, well, we would have gone to jail. We but we could just hide our sexuality probably.

Jim: 35:18

Well, have you seen me sashay away? Yeah. Yeah. You were like I could do it. You were just like transported to the 1950s like I would survive the 50s Hey, bro. Hey bro. They didn't say good that posi they didn't they weren't allowed to say, Gene. Gene last night they called it the old clapper back then.

Bobby: 35:41

It were the clam clam. Are you going to get some clam shell?

Jim: 35:44

I don't know what that maybe they call it a clambake like what did like the bros I school back then talk about like what words do they use they party

Bobby: 35:52

like I want to get under her under her skirt blouse.

Jim: 35:55

I'm gonna get under her blouse. And then we're gonna get married right it's

Bobby: 35:59

like the products like finger at each other a lot. And

Jim: 36:04

because if they in the 60s I don't know I think the hippies were going full raw dog. I think the 60s they were sisters came out they're like what we're done with fingering we're just gonna completely be dirty mom's gonna says are filthy hippies and we're gonna

Bobby: 36:21

rub our dirty posses together. Oh,

Jim: 36:25

wildly.

Bobby: 36:26

Yeah.

Jim: 36:27

Why is it all about the pussy? He just signaled I wasn't sure I didn't

Bobby: 36:33

know it's called this motherfucker. He yeah fuck oh my god. Your face is horrified right now you're like got scared I saw you were scared.

Jim: 36:47

I was like, Is he okay? Now and your blur here blurring in and out we just

Bobby: 36:55

you know you know, it's just a different vibe today. It's just a different vibe.

Jim: 37:00

We're less scissoring and more straight up a just more straight up straight up. So

Bobby: 37:07

I think it comes down to like being able to laugh at yourself and if you can't do that, then what does it come down to what do I do anything in life anything when it comes down to I was like we weren't talking about what anything comes down when it comes down to and what it is raise it you start and what it comes down to?

Jim: 37:25

I would love for you in the middle of a dinner party. Like everyone's talking about the topic and then you're like and what it comes down to they're like, absolutely weren't that's doesn't mean not actually a fan. Someone take him out back and I'm like, Oh, God, I'm like Old Yeller. Take out Old Yeller. He's rabid.

Bobby: 37:41

He is honestly like he probably deserved to die. Oh, he does. Good dog. I can't think

Jim: 37:47

about it. I know we're shooting your dog. Just the thought of her death. Oh,

Bobby: 37:53

it's gonna be so sad.

Jim: 37:55

I know but you'll get a new rescue I'm sure. Yeah, I will. So many pips we honest. So many people just wandering the street. They're so sweet

Bobby: 38:04

though. They really are the sweetest dogs. They are. They are they have personalities to me. They're not like the date. To me. They're the best dog in the world.

Jim: 38:14

pitbulls are sweet.

Bobby: 38:16

I used to me hate pitbulls.

Jim: 38:18

I really

Bobby: 38:19

scare the shit out of me. I bet Oh, Pep will get the fuck like, Yes, I'm serious. That's scary. Right? In the south. The fight um, so it's like,

Jim: 38:28

is that what that football player dad Michael Vick, Atlanta

Bobby: 38:31

Falcons player.

Jim: 38:32

That's your hometown, my hometown hometown hero, Michael Vick. And that's why you adopted one of Michael Vick's dogs,

Bobby: 38:38

right but that's what made me scared them because like they're vicious, they fight each other. They'll kill each other. And then

Jim: 38:42

then you're like, oh, wait, it's the humans who are vicious right train them to be correct. Caught down to as humans are vicious. Humans are horrifying, but they can laugh at themselves. Thank God thank Christ. And your way. Your way.

Bobby: 38:59

Oh, yeah. Thank you. G not Jesus because he was not the savior.

Jim: 39:03

Jesus. His dad.

Bobby: 39:05

Hug. Hug. Hug words.

Jim: 39:09

Why did you say hug? Well, I have no

Bobby: 39:10

idea Voldemort. Voldemort.

Jim: 39:15

These words.

Bobby: 39:16

These words are piercing my lungs. Hi, gay. Hi. Hi.

Jim: 39:22

And I have a little video.

Bobby: 39:23

Let's do that. First we do an icebreaker. Yeah, if you could write a book, what would it be about?

Jim: 39:29

Ooh. I I've always wanted to like write about my life but make it like secretly about my life. So it's like just a little strange enough that it's clearly not me. But I could just like dish out all the secrets but what secrets are you going to be dishing out? Well, that's why I can't tell you their secrets.

Bobby: 39:49

Oh, got it like put like secrets like out people. Okay, got it. Thank you like I don't know if you knew like the like nuclear codes are

Jim: 39:57

trying to figure out I carried President Bush's his briefcase,

Bobby: 40:01

he can tell you,

Jim: 40:03

I was a book, I was a Boosh. Fuck we were so after 911 he just described he really rallied us and took us into an unnecessary war. I mean, I mean, looking back to me, to me, that's what the book gonna be about how I went from the Bush years to where I am now. I think you could do stories from your life and if you just change your name and like and then like different locations.

Bobby: 40:27

Let's see, I get you, right, I get imposter syndrome when I feel that way. Because I'm like, writing about my life. But I'm like, trying to like create a life to make it entertaining for the book. Does that make sense? You know, the book I would write about would be um, choices and teaching people how to make the right choice. Maybe it's a kid's book.

Jim: 40:51

It's a fable.

Bobby: 40:52

It's a fable. No,

Jim: 40:54

I think that like choices. Well,

Bobby: 40:56

I think we make a lot of choices in our life.

Jim: 40:59

Good. Yes. Every single second we right but like,

Bobby: 41:02

a lot of them are good for most of us. Like which choices are you talking about? Just any choices so Dad, just any any? Like, what the fuck? Jesus? Like, excuse me? All right, a book about choices.

Jim: 41:41

The title says choices scattered around the boat. Do you like it a picture like

Bobby: 41:46

choices or like, like this? Choices? Like? It's a choice.

Jim: 41:56

It's a choice. Like which choices? Choices choices?

Bobby: 42:02

Like what was that? Oh, I can't. I love that you are gonna write a book called choice. It's gonna be called. Like, which

Jim: 42:13

like category of choices. You're like, just choices. Not like, like day to day eating choices, like life decisions like relationships,

Bobby: 42:22

relationship choices. Oh, okay. Like how are we?

Jim: 42:27

We're your editor. I'd be like, like your publisher. No, we're not.

Bobby: 42:30

Hi, I'm writing a book called Choice rejected.

Jim: 42:34

Rejected. New York Times bestseller. Like the publishers are like, go look in the mirror bitch.

Bobby: 42:42

made some choices. You are gonna write about choices. Like you need to lose 100 pounds or you can write about choices. This is

Jim: 42:49

gonna be in the self help or the self destruction section. Because your choice a little bit of both. Oh, but

Bobby: 42:56

my choices are being good now. I don't know where that fucking came from. I'd have no fucking clue. If that's the

Jim: 43:06

cotton, cotton mouth King, Bert mouth.

Bobby: 43:09

Oh, no burn mouth right now. I could have burned to

Jim: 43:13

some threatening.

Bobby: 43:16

Um, okay, so. Okay, I

Jim: 43:19

like that. That was a fun icebreaker.

Bobby: 43:21

Yeah, I feel like that was a really fun one. Choices. Do we show you another one? Yeah. All right. Now those are fun. If you could never work again. How would you spend your time? Ooh, I mean, doing this probably trying to pretend like I'm successful. She could have all the money in the world but she's still trying to be entertaining.

Jim: 43:44

It's so true. Some people have all the money and all the opportunities and yet they go nowhere.

Bobby: 43:49

And they want to be so bad. They're paying for

Jim: 43:53

affection and attention. But it doesn't matter because no one wants to pay attention. Right? And then you attract what you attract. Like attracts like.

Bobby: 44:01

Its users and abusers.

Jim: 44:05

The name of the episode users and abusers honey, any? I'd spend my time just like literally chilling, right? Like I probably get really fatter. Oh, I would I would learn languages or No,

Bobby: 44:15

I wouldn't. Because I'd be like, Okay, I can go to the gym. I go to the gym because I break out my job you could get my job is to do a trainer. You do 30 minutes a day easily and be like, Okay, now I'm going to rest and then I'll take a walk in the afternoon around the park.

Jim: 44:28

And every day God rested. That's true. I would travel

Bobby: 44:33

Yeah, that too. We gotta throw that so we have no money issues

Jim: 44:36

is that oh, I didn't realize that. So if they're like money constraints, then I would come there is many countries. Let's just say we're trucking all at Netflix twice.

Bobby: 44:44

I know it would get boring. I'm not gonna lie. We get really like when I was I was sick last week. You're like, hey, oh, I didn't tell you that I tested negative for COVID

Jim: 44:52

Thank you. managin.

Bobby: 44:55

Well, whatever. Well might have to marry on a Marijana

Jim: 45:00

like you're supposed to be getting COVID Lucky post to be

Bobby: 45:05

okay, sorry no song.

Jim: 45:06

Okay thing. Well, it took a bit but you know the song

Bobby: 45:13

Omarion was going with

Jim: 45:16

that day you were born off work last week.

Bobby: 45:19

Yeah. So I was off working on like, while I was kind of working to actually I worked from home.

Jim: 45:24

Did you though or did you lay around actually literally dead. But I was laying down I wish you could prove though that you could just do that all the time.

Bobby: 45:31

I can. I did it for four months or three months during the pandemic. Banana that's I'm saying that's what I'm so that's what I'm saying. There seems to be somebody in the office problem. Basically somebody that can print out labels

Jim: 45:45

print prints. Can you get like, Tonya or whoever works there? Yeah,

Bobby: 45:51

Tanya. Tanya. Hi, Tonya town. Yeah, that's such a southern name. Tanya, is it? Yeah, I

Jim: 46:00

knew Tanya. I didn't know that I thought was like Russian. Oh,

Bobby: 46:04

I think it's kind of like white trash. No. Vanstone Yes. Oh, I

Jim: 46:06

hate the name. But I really Natasha. Oh, now that's also Russian. A Russian think that all Russian names are southern. Like Alexia. Oh, Southern southern

Bobby: 46:21

the Russians of the United States. Yeah. Yeah.

Jim: 46:30

Okay, so something I just want to bring up because I want everyone to like feel bad for me. And probably you as well. We're at that age now. Yeah. Yeah. And you'll recall this, we're looking at the student section at the volleyball game. And honestly, I've never felt such gay. Gay. No, I've just felt like nostalgic and sad and just gay old. Veriton also gay. But hold is the big thing. Yeah. And I saw it last night cuz I went back to watch again on round two. And it was like, Oh, God, like, I'm the old guy now. Like, I like Saturday night. They're making plans are on their phones. Like let's go out after this. I'm like, I'm going to get dinner and go to bed.

Bobby: 47:15

I mean, at 10 o'clock. We got picked up at the bar right at 10 Friday night. 10pm on a Friday night. We really gotta got cheese curds and we had to take off we had our cheese and whey and we're ready to leave. No curds and whey.

Jim: 47:27

I mean, it's just but like, you have memories that were like That was so fun. So

Bobby: 47:33

if you started watching the show that I told you to fucking start watching, which I know you probably haven't. So going to You're such a liar. You're gonna understand this like one of the best oil because I've seen clips on Instagram sex lives of college are some comedy girls, like sex lives with college girls on HBO Max. I'm not this is not like a plug for it. But it is. I fucking love it. I'm obsessed with it. So when I was at that volleyball game, I felt like I was back in college again. But like then I saw a side profile of me and I've decided, honey, they don't make dorm beds beignet. Me. I'm like, I'm a freshman. They're like, No, no, you're not. You can pass the defensive line. Yeah.

Jim: 48:13

Actually would go really? Well.

Bobby: 48:15

I could have gotten really big. You have gone big. I could be in the NFL. Probably if I would have ever

Jim: 48:24

I was like, Where's where's this going? You're like, I could have been in the NFL. Like, oh, we got to stop. Go boy. I

Bobby: 48:33

could have fucking with those knees. This fucking guy. Oh my god, you could have been in the NFL. My size is like perfect for you are the perfect shape for an offensive lineman, baby. I would have just like really put the fucking ass in it. And then I get fucked in the locker room. Like,

Jim: 48:50

I felt locker room or you're talking. You're talking I'm big, big dick. And probably some average and some small.

Bobby: 48:59

Isn't that so weird? Yeah, it's such a weird concept that like you're born a certain way. And that's it. That's literally and you have no choice. You can't change it. But yet you're embarrassed. Like you can there's really no surgery for this one. I wish they would come up with something. I want to be more of a shower.

Jim: 49:17

Oh, yeah,

Bobby: 49:18

that's my big thing. I was like, No, I don't give a fuck about I mean, I personally just wanted to look big while I'm in the locker. So without fluffing without, well, yeah, y'all got to do a little like, notice every single guy that's in a towel, or in a jockstrap print. The Jock shop though they're always going a little, a little rubber on the head, just to keep it a little. I didn't think of that. You guys do that all day. Always. Mr. Tex trying to keep him do that. So where to think about if you're on the Discovery Channel, and you're like, watch the human male filming us and they're like, watch the human males as they stroke their Cox a little bit just to look bigger around the other man. It's a competition for who gets to haul I mean, it's true. Like look at it like you're looking at monk. That's creepy. It is like that. We are like we are just animal monkey it's animalistic or animalistic. Ah. chromatica chromatica Anastasia

Jim: 50:14

Beverly Hills and a cash prize and

Bobby: 50:18

a cash prize of $10 from a star study Beverly Hills

Jim: 50:22

Natasha, honey, girl. We're Oh, so yeah, in the locker room apparently have to fluff.

Bobby: 50:29

Yeah, but like it's just funny. It's I would love to see it. I'd love to be in a locker room. Honestly. You would love to live there. I love what locker room though. What sport hockey now.

Jim: 50:41

I actually don't know man, Baseball. Baseball boys are hot. And they're thick.

Bobby: 50:46

And they're thick. Their legs are thick. And they can they can get thick. They can be an All right. You don't have to have a six pack. I'd like a little bit of a not pack. I would prefer a CAG I'd like a solid CAG CAG so

Jim: 51:03

you in a baseball locker room would just be heaven.

Bobby: 51:05

Yeah. Can you imagine just being trapped in there and being like, Oh, well, and they're like, allow you to watch what kind of fantasies they're like, Who's this

Jim: 51:14

fat boy in the corner jerking off. That's Bobby. Bobby got stuck in here last night. He's

Bobby: 51:19

a grower for sure. He's

Jim: 51:21

definitely not a shower, so we'll let him give him some entertainment. We'll see if he grows.

Bobby: 51:25

Oh fuck and it probably wouldn't grow. Well. You'd

Jim: 51:28

be like so nervous like I can't get hot.

Bobby: 51:29

I can't get hurt but yet I'm the one that public though he what? Yeah, saying like, I want to get fucked in public. I've already talked about this. Um, anyhow. Oh my God. Have you seen Oh my god. This is not even a joke. I take this thing off.

Jim: 51:46

Are you doing ASMR? Yeah.

Bobby: 51:47

Okay, seriously though. Okay, I got this off. Okay, this is what they do on the TIC TOCs they got like a tick tock girl that goes live and she's like, Oh, yeah. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks Thanks for the unicorn it's

Jim: 52:15

this is like a thing a category.

Bobby: 52:17

Yeah, and it's like

Jim: 52:20

I know nothing about this paying them giving me waste of time.

Bobby: 52:31

From an adult that I'm not supposed to be getting touched by that's what gave me that feeling. That's our feeling. Have you had that feeling before a feeling? Yeah. When I was younger in the pickup? No, you're feeling when you know something's not right. Oh,

Jim: 52:46

I like that. Yeah, that's

Bobby: 52:48

a feeling oh, I have the

Jim: 52:50

feeling the whole time you did that. Right. And you kept doing that? I mean, she's she's like oh my God

Bobby: 53:06

telling you I need to do a video of it and be like live

Jim: 53:13

I just need to get you high and do an ASMR like skit we

Bobby: 53:17

have to like a whole Yeah, an episode of I'm sorry. I know. That's how we started

Jim: 53:21

just go run around with that.

Bobby: 53:26

Like the weird noise

Jim: 53:32

you just spit your drink on the mics. Choices.

Bobby: 53:37

Listen, my book is gonna be concise. I don't even remember the name of your book. So not because I don't care

Jim: 53:47

I didn't name it why you don't remember it? Oh, I don't even remember was about it didn't choice choice says every book is about choices you dumb idiot. Is it

Bobby: 53:59

everything in life everything I got actually I did here

Jim: 54:03

on the wall in your dorm room everything is about choices.

Bobby: 54:06

And we got you know it's really funny I think like a cat like actually legit should write it. Like just says all choices and but they don't get settled by Tatyana from drag race. Last down thought Tiana. No. She's like choices. Sure. Yeah. But I still want to write a book about anyone. Oh, yeah, Tatyana

Jim: 54:28

like gays, gays know her but like I'm gay. I have not my partner's ever heard of her. He definitely people on volley for my volleyball team probably heard of her

Bobby: 54:38

today have now. Oh go see Tatyana Lai tater tot Tiana Chili's Tata Tani oz. Titanic at Tanya, Titanic Tawny Tanaka. Oh, it

Jim: 54:51

is Hanukkah. Thank you. God bless. So you're gonna write a book.

Bobby: 54:55

I'm gonna write a book called, um, choices choices. I'm gonna start enhancing my podcasts call it

Jim: 55:02

choices and this is why your aura is red because right now you're just like I'm intense. I'm intense right now read I walk in the room and everyone's like,

Bobby: 55:09

oh fuck

Jim: 55:12

I was like I don't have to say that.

Bobby: 55:13

Yeah, so anyway, I guess we're done Are we done? We can be done okay do to stop Oh gone only fucking good. Um Ah,

Jim: 55:25

this has been another episode of she's not doing so well.

Bobby: 55:29

Now not well, and back to she's not doing so. Well.

Jim: 55:37

Oh wait oh actually

Bobby: 55:42

what if what if we can

Jim: 55:45

go back I just don't have the energy to rebrand again I

Bobby: 55:48

think I'm gonna do I'm gonna open the episode with our she's not doing so well song like the original one that she's not doing so well.

Jim: 55:55

should not do so. Well

Unknown: 55:56

grab your shirt

Jim: 55:59

again with Jim Oh, Jim.

Bobby: 56:03

Wow, that sounds like can be a producer down your

Jim: 56:05

pants and get out Chicago jerkin with Jim yeah so it was such a great hit. It was choices

Bobby: 56:14

choices I made a choice to put your voice cut up on a song that just didn't go right. But it did go right but did it not go right but it didn't go right that's the thing about creating and that's the thing about manifestation which I'm reading a new book about manifestation so get ready for all these other theories that are going to come up men who

Jim: 56:30

read a book called Manifest spirit

Bobby: 56:33

spirit guide you and you gotta like chill spirit spirit is your guide it's true Don't fuck with me I'm gonna grab my fucking rocks it's true that your spirit guide you

Jim: 56:51

your spirit like from another life

Bobby: 56:54

yet like you don't you have to forget your past to be able to learn lessons here on earth. You can create your environment and your earth

Jim: 57:03

so some reading now you are stuck in your own simulator mostly saying

Bobby: 57:06

before that cuz I feel like I know the simulation just blurred real quick. I fell into this like oh glitching circuit we got to fix that real quick Johnny was like boldly saying there's something good you know, remember?

Jim: 57:23

Remember? What do you mean talking about

Bobby: 57:28

make sure you subscribe on and honestly tell your friends come back and play with us because we're getting childlike again.

Jim: 57:36

We are I want to play I want to play a squid game

Bobby: 57:39

I want to play not like cog play like I want to like like attend and we're excited about things and not be afraid to say anything that someone's gonna make fun of you

Jim: 57:47

I think that's what we really our goal is is we got to get back to our we're going to go to our roots we're getting freed from free freed from

Bobby: 57:54

senticosus rolling so I protect us from evil fried chicken as we I'm joyful hope for the coming of our Savior Jesus Christ amen through man I am in you and glory and

Unknown: 58:18

mighty for ever and

Bobby: 58:27

thank you. Thank you and good night bitch. That's it. Oh no. I can't wait to either. Oh my God.