Wake Up Like Beyoncé, Flawless

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This week on not well Bobby's losing his mind after listening to Donda and going to the Van Gogh experience what is the dog library of fire in the police have in common something ms did as a child jewelry gays fuck the ugly we have gays and Bobby seems to be at a breaking point all this and more yeah

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us and baby if you now welcome Jim Bobby in the midst This is raw chimney genius Hello buddy making worse Bob chiefin wildly waiting no no world is good for the laughs when you see him there might just be some drama there lot of flair. Come right. Hi. Yah. Welcome to

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episode two. Well,

Bobby: 0:49

I'm not well, I'm out of control.

The Miz: 0:53

I think I think I'm well.

Jim: 0:56

Okay. Today clear. Yeah, one well, too unwell.

Bobby: 1:01

I'm not well, I'm in a mindfuck trap. Why

The Miz: 1:06

I noticed

Jim: 1:06

your phone is on Do Not Disturb all I know.

Bobby: 1:10

I've now changed my phone. Nobody can get ahold of me anytime unless I look at my phone. So it's not gonna ring to my watch. It's not gonna ring to my phone. It's not gonna ring anywhere. And this is just for everyone. Like I I get so many fucking telemarketers a day I get so many fucking things a day on Instagram and then this and then this, my attention is never at what I'm actually doing. So in order to get my attention, I need to be able to like check my phone when I need to. But then other than that, you can't really bother me. If it's an emergency. Don't you want to

Jim: 1:38

live in the 16th century like you're ready to go back in time?

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I love it. I

Bobby: 1:42

just want because I'm noticing I'm in the middle of things and then like something and it's it's anything it's literally anything can change the whole like, Oh, I got a tweet. Oh my God. Somebody tweeted me did it it what is it? And then it's like, Oh, wait. Oh my god. GC is breaking. Yeah, like, goddamn like chill out like you're watching a movie. You're at a restaurant with your friends. You're at a comedy show. Like why are you looking at this is true. So that's kind of like my new like, I'm just trying to work.

Jim: 2:07

Okay, you know, our friend Eric. See, like, had no notifications for like months. He just turned off all notifications.

Bobby: 2:14

Yeah, like it makes me feel like I felt better. Yeah, like I was able to watch a murder show that I was watching. How exciting. But like I was watching the murder show without interruptions. Yeah, cuz then every time there's an emotion, I'm like, Oh my God. What is this? What's happening right now? Like, I'm just too, too wound. Ah, I'm definitely in my feeling. Oh, boy. If anybody cares.

The Miz: 2:35

I know. I do care and I haven't seen it like what is happening?

Bobby: 2:40

Well, I listen to Donta high as fuck and then have like a fucking I know that we talked onto like, months ago when Ms. Had is not a moment, but I don't recommend listening. Unless you're ready to examine your entire fucking existence. And yes, so I so dawn to happen, and I had a moment with Donda. There was a song on there. It was even a song it was like she just like was talking the mom. It's in the middle of the album. And she says something about ancestors and basically said something about like how you're not you're the seed of your mother, or the seed of your father and wherever the mom part is, I don't remember. Yeah, Mama's like, bag or whatever. Another thing, the field, you're not the earthier mother in the in the seat of your father. Yeah, that's what it is. You're so much more than that. You're You're a line of people. And so then it made me think like, so I'm thinking about the past in the future lately, like as far as like, my brains concerned, my opening and my awareness. But so, literally, if a person from 300 years ago didn't make the decision to take a right instead of a left. I wouldn't be here. Yeah, sure. But if you really look at that, and you think about it, it's really fucked up. Why? Because think about anything that you do in your life literally right now, like, obviously haven't procreated I don't know if you guys are planning on or not. I don't know if I'm going to but whatever you do, you decide if your cake taking a turn. No, but you decide you decide though. If you make the wrong decision, you can be ruined. Like you don't know what you could have ruined if that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. So that's, I

Jim: 4:14

mean, it's like it's true. Oh my god. But why is that just like a fact?

Bobby: 4:20

No, but it's something that I like examine it because I think it's just really easy just to look back to your grandparents and stop. Yeah. And like, be like, Yeah, okay, cool, whatever. But like, there are so many. It's, it's your angle. Exam examining it. I'm going through I want to go back to the beginning of time. There is somebody alive then. I just fucked up, then we're all I don't know. It's really fucked up. So anyway, that was my Dawn demo where I was like, wow. And the whole album basically goes from him being tortured to being baptized basically again and reborn his way. And it was very powerful. It was very Donda.

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It's so dark, it's so freakin Donda.

Bobby: 4:55

It scared me because actually

The Miz: 4:57

Donda it's so Donda Yeah, you See you as you and you can't get out when you're Donda. It's a

Bobby: 5:04

weird situation and then you're like, do I need God? Like, do I need it actually, like, it's like Jimmy, you need to listen to

Jim: 5:12

I gotta get now that you're talking about like this. I'm like, yeah, it just smacks you

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across the face.

Bobby: 5:16

But you got to be like open minded at that point and like, maybe do something that you like doing withdrawing or like, I was playing Playstation. I know that sounds weird. But like, in my, it's almost in my non or what's it called my subconscious. So it's like, it's like talking to a different way hearing

Jim: 5:28

and you're like, you're not really actively thinking but you're hearing it. I like that.

Bobby: 5:32

So then that happened. So then really quickly, I went to the Vincent van Gogh experience. I also took out a bowl the next day, so this was the next night after Donda. So Donda Thursday night is this fucking experience that I decided to get super high for. You go in and you sit there and you look at these drop like it's you're in a room. I thought it's like, where you're walking around. And no, but like, I thought it was like going to be like a thing where you're like, Okay, we go to one station, and then the other station, the other station. You walk into a room and everybody's in there. That's it. Yeah. And so there's like 40 different projectors. And they're like, they're projecting on the floor on the seat, like all over the place, you're immersed in his art. And basically, they they bring it to life. Okay, so they like bring it to life. So it's like a very like visual slash, then there's like this music that's going into the data. Well, then I had a moment where so you're, you're walking in line. And you you're learning about Van Gogh. And he was 37 years old, and he killed himself because he didn't think he was good enough, right. So it may mean so during this whole situation full edibles kicked. I'm sitting here thinking like, what am I doing this for? What am I doing anything for? Like, what is my art for what is like, why am I trying to create? And the answer was always for today. Like for the people out here today. And something sparked in me that thought, okay, a lot of people don't make it until they're dead. Oh, no. Yeah, most people if that makes any sense. So like, I'm trying to focus my energy, my life, my creations, whatever you want to fucking call it towards the people who are going to listen to it. And 200 years sitting in a fucking room with strobe light. You

Jim: 7:08

are the next Van Gogh is what I'm hearing.

Bobby: 7:10

I'm not going to kill myself.

The Miz: 7:12

But I mean that you declare yourself like this here.

Bobby: 7:15

Yeah, like I'd have to be like out in the field already with a shotgun. And that's what he did. He took a pistol or pistol to his chest and then he lived for a second. I'm like, it was a disaster. He drunk he drink? Absolutely. Yeah, I saw fairies. So he so absent. I don't know if you know what that is? mez? Yes. Okay, well, some people don't know your fucking

Jim: 7:36

god, god and Twitter.

Bobby: 7:38

Anyway, it makes you trap and he cut his he cut his ear off. And he was like kind of fun. Crazy, to be honest. But he was super talented, obviously. Didn't think he was and now here we are sitting in the room like staring at his fucking shit. It's

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true. And about what killed him about that. It's like, he has no idea that he's right. Like, like, or does

Bobby: 7:55

he not? I mean, no, because he's dead. Yeah, I'm gonna get severe. You're gonna hear it.

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So he's dead. So he does not know that he is famous.

Bobby: 8:05

Well, and that's the question then then does it? Does it matter? Does it matter? Like no does anything matter?

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Like now, right? That's what I'm talking about. Like, literally, this whole journey in this whole process is to create something and some legacy right? Yeah, we've no idea once we're dead whether or not we ever like to say no, he has

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no idea that his paintings or projects come as a billion dollars worth right. He

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has no fuck no clue that people are sitting he knew he was in a field shooting himself. No idea, right?

Bobby: 8:39

Yet now every major city has a Van Gogh exhibit that people are walking into a fucking room and paying $40 to sit and watch his art

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come to life. Right. And the literal last thought he had was I'm

Bobby: 8:49

shooting myself because I'm not I'm not worthy.

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Currently. Yeah, currently.

Bobby: 8:54

It's really, when you really really think about that

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nuts. I love it.

Bobby: 8:58

I love it to actually like when I watch a movie on hierarchy, I always like

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fantasize what my last thought is gonna be like it's gonna be like a happy thought or like a sad thought or a scared thought like what's it going to be?

Jim: 9:08

I want to just avoid any scared thoughts I think we to prepare we to prepare for a moment of death

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I think though, is most likely to be a scary

Bobby: 9:17

like cut. Isn't there? Like DMT that comes involved? Yeah, so like your brain releases like a dopamine like you get that chemical reaction right before you die that makes you basically trip. That's what you were like, I see like, I see the end. It's Yeah, so like, I don't think your last fear is probably like, I'm see your pride like peace and then you're like, oh, actually, you imagine if you do go out where they do die. That feeling is I made it I figured it out. Yeah, can you imagine yourself I

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just shoot myself. When I

Bobby: 9:51

went? Well, they have like DMT that you can actually take

Jim: 9:54

Oh, is that what you're on? Because you're on something? Me? No,

Bobby: 9:58

I'm on Prozac. That's like really making me out. And I'm learning how to like work with my emotions again. I'm up and down, up and down, up and down. Sorry, it's true.

Jim: 10:08

Oh, I don't know about rapid cycling, like with mania and depression, but

Bobby: 10:14

I don't know. I really don't I don't. I was telling Michael I'm like, I'm really sorry. Oh, I don't know what to do right now. I'm really struggling so they're like, I need your support.

Jim: 10:24

You don't need to worry. obviously have a partner who cares so you don't have to worry about that your friends who cares? You don't worry about that. Yeah, we're just gonna support you and your struggle. We're here when you need us. Okay, and don't ever fucking call me I'm on Do Not Disturb. So if you need me better Hall twice, so it breaks through the do not disturb. Okay, don't happen. Because if someone calls twice in a row, it automatically goes through Do Not Disturb. Because like

Bobby: 10:51

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm gonna get multiple calls.

Jim: 10:53

Just gonna call twice like every time.

Bobby: 10:56

Yeah, well, well, now you know that the Do Not Disturb Well, sorry

Jim: 11:01

to shut off. Sorry, I'm interrupting your struggle like I don't. What

Bobby: 11:05

cycle cycle. Cycle dialing actually comes through.

Jim: 11:09

Like hello, hello. Hello. Hello.

Bobby: 11:12

So you guys are currently in LA? Oh, Lord. It's how's that going? No, I'm just asked,

Jim: 11:20

the way you like accusatory Lee said, Oh,

Bobby: 11:23

well, I mean, how is it? I haven't heard anything. I don't know anything that's going on. I just see pictures and videos. And I get there's certain like texts that I see between the group and then I'm like, I don't know what's going on. Then I wake up and then I don't know certain texts

Jim: 11:37

between the group which obviously, are you referencing? Usually

Bobby: 11:41

we learnt like usually we learn like, I've learned that like nothing matters after midnight. Exactly. We have learned that. So I just waited until somebody responded because I was like, I don't know where they're at. Last thing I saw on your story. Jim was like naked man. And I'm like, everybody's just dead. I don't know. Yeah. So what's going on?

Jim: 12:01

Well, not sure I started the beginning.

The Miz: 12:07

I don't know what the beginning is. I don't know what it is.

Bobby: 12:14

Like, are you guys having fun?

Jim: 12:15

Are you really fun? On Thursday, I was all alone. And I had a little adventure at the Abbey. And then I'm like Universal Studio on Friday went to Universal Studios alone gay so I walked around in 90 degree heat with a mask on because in LA you have to wear a mask outside. Don't ask me why you do outside.

Bobby: 12:39

Is that new?

Jim: 12:39

It's been a while. I'm like, what? Oh, I didn't matter at all. Maybe only in park

Bobby: 12:45

you like don't but he really like public or something. Yeah,

Jim: 12:48

I think it's just Universal Studios is like since it's a theme park or like you have Oh, right. But

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you have to wear it at the gym too. I went to the gym. People were like running on the treadmill with math.

Bobby: 12:58

I saw how you do. I can't even breathe walking with the mask on.

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Right? I didn't. I didn't where I was like, sorry. There's no

Bobby: 13:07

fucking New York.

The Miz: 13:10

I didn't wear a mask when April 2028. Like

Bobby: 13:15

I feel like all New Yorkers are probably just like immune to COVID At this point, they're just like, alien die like you diseases through the water that you guys share.

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Afraid of this gym not giving me like if a

Jim: 13:26

rat or run over your foot and you have no problems like, right COVID Not gonna

Bobby: 13:30

come it's the least of your worries in New York. Correct. It's almost a blessing sometimes for some of us, but I'm

Jim: 13:35

just gonna get a life pack to everyone. Because if you're actively eating or drinking, you can keep your mask off and not be yelled at. So just buy a drink when you walk around outside all to just be like, I just had a Bud Light

Bobby: 13:47

in the theater last night was like, Oh, I'm drinking like, No, I'm not. I just can't put it

Jim: 13:51

like you're not around other people. It's fine. Like, that's why I was like, I'm by myself and I'm not near anyone at this park. I was empty. It was very empty. It was not crowded. So I'm like I don't. It's also on a hill. So it's very different than the Orlando one. It's literally as you're walking on hills on a mountain like it's literally you're on a mountain not going.

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I hate California. I don't know why this city is on a hill. Like why would you? If you're developing a city? Why would you pick a hill? Well, I

Bobby: 14:20

think they realize, oh, let's

The Miz: 14:22

like go right now and build all these things on this motherfucking Hill. Like there's plenty of flatland where you could have built the exact same shit

Bobby: 14:29

or like go around the mountain and then start building on the other side and

The Miz: 14:32

he's going on to Rome is the problem. But there's a whole area like right above us, right below us. It's like, occupied.

Bobby: 14:40

It's really I don't know LA that Well, like I know it but like I don't. It's just like the main

The Miz: 14:46

hub. Right? Okay, that's hell like why can't it be where like Calabasas is like why?

Jim: 14:54

It's just correct. Everywhere you look, you're like, Oh, we can get there. And then it's just like there's either a hill or like 40 minutes.

The Miz: 15:02

Just I know and like I know we've talked about this before, but like, a 40 minute walk in LA is like heinous where it's like a 40 minute walk in like New York. It's like no big deal. Yeah, I think it's like just like no one's watching.

Bobby: 15:15

You can't see anything either. Like, it'd be like walking in a field for a mile versus windy and, and a sit like when you can see things you don't think you're walking, but when you're like walking towards the same thing, and it's the same shit, you're like, Okay, well, it's like a car ride. And you're like in Ohio. And how many more hours am I going to look at this fucking thing?

The Miz: 15:32

Right? It's so weird. That is weird. I hate to hear.

Bobby: 15:37

Is it hot though? Cuz I saw the weather is hot. So motherfucking

The Miz: 15:40

90

Jim: 15:40

degrees. Like I'm literally evaporating.

The Miz: 15:43

I don't even remember bubbles. When we were there. It was like holy.

Bobby: 15:46

Yeah, it was cold. It snowed here today. This morning. It was snowing. In the snow. No, that's stuck to

Unknown: 15:52

I want some snow. You

The Miz: 15:53

want to kill myself. I hate snow.

Bobby: 15:55

It's all but now it's turned to rain. It's like, well, yeah, you can probably well so well. I'm glad you guys are having fun. How long are you still there for

Jim: 16:06

through?

The Miz: 16:07

I'm here till I leave

Jim: 16:08

Monday afternoon. Tomorrow afternoon.

Bobby: 16:13

Is that Oh yeah. My show Monday. I

Jim: 16:14

was like What day is that? Oh, I

Bobby: 16:16

don't ever know any day. It Yeah, well, good. Good. It sounds like he's having a blast. And that's great. I mean, I don't know what to say. Moving on. Oh,

Jim: 16:29

no.

Bobby: 16:31

This is a good one. Let's talk about her flaws.

Jim: 16:37

This is gonna slap

Bobby: 16:38

this is gonna this is gonna slap this is gonna I don't know if this is with

The Miz: 16:42

any are we limited to? Like what? Like, like, like, what's the cap?

Bobby: 16:46

There's no cap? I don't know for Are you telling me my flaws is what you're saying? Are you gonna say your own personal flaws? Why aren't we gonna let's do our top like yourself your your top flaw flaw? Like what is the one thing that you think? And you know, you're you're just a piece of shit when it comes to this right?

The Miz: 17:07

For me, for me, Bubbles, Furman. It's kind of a tie. Well,

Bobby: 17:15

what I'm gonna do top three things.

The Miz: 17:19

I'm incredibly lazy. And I don't have a grip on. Like, anger. So those two things. Oh,

Bobby: 17:32

so that seems pretty genuine. Yeah. That's very genuine. Um, I'm actually you said anger but I feel like I'm so angry lately. Like, it's crazy. So I don't I don't know like hard.

The Miz: 17:43

It's different than like a state of mind. It's like I'm talking specifically like in React Yeah,

Bobby: 17:48

like you rage and that's it and you can't stop it because you're not even thinking.

The Miz: 17:52

I'm like, generally like an angry person. But like what I'm talking about is like when I actually am reacting to something Yeah, actually explosion I don't have a Can I don't have a grip on it. If you don't take a deep breath

Bobby: 18:03

and say like, this situation isn't a big deal. Like I need to rationally

The Miz: 18:08

think I'm a pretty like Rational thinker, but like not not when I'm mad. Yeah, no, I then

Bobby: 18:15

it's like I've seen you when you get mad I'm like calm down. Like they just cancel your meeting at four and you're like god mother fuck and then you're like, oh, I don't care and then it's over. But it is almost like a thing that like it's a trigger and your triggers and you don't it's like you can't help it almost it's kind of I can No I have no control over like how do you how do you like consciously say okay, somebody's saying something that I'm about to fucking snap. How do you like say that to yourself in one second?

Jim: 18:38

Yeah,

The Miz: 18:38

yeah. So hard for you? I don't know.

Bobby: 18:42

I honestly I don't know either. That's like very like It's like scary. It's kind of scary. I'll get something that but I think that's what a kind of a flaw is it's like

Jim: 18:50

well, yeah, I think that you had to have it modeled early on to like I feel like my parents taught me not to get angry so I don't really get mad quickly. But

Bobby: 18:59

you actually really don't you have to you just get nasty you do you get nasty you'll be like mad but then also you'll be like oh well I wasn't a fucking cunt last night like you are you like say stuff like that and I'm like oh, I known flaws right now you're like huh her own fault Sorry.

Jim: 19:16

Sorry. You fucking con

Bobby: 19:21

anger I was like bouncing off. No, you're right. Oh, well maybe it is nearly it is. No, no. Yes the after you're like the aftershocks of the earthquake or Mrs. The earthquake.

Jim: 19:33

I like that. That's true. I'm just a little ripple like on the ground that's

Bobby: 19:37

being crippled apart. walked all over. Hold apart.

Jim: 19:42

I'm crippled.

Bobby: 19:43

I'm just getting cracked open.

The Miz: 19:45

I'm being critical.

Bobby: 19:47

I'm being cracked open.

Jim: 19:48

Are you getting weed like learn?

Bobby: 19:51

Oh my god. For me,

Jim: 19:55

go and it's gonna blow your mind.

Bobby: 19:58

For me.

The Miz: 19:59

I'm gonna blow your mind. People are talking about people are

Bobby: 20:02

talking about you. telling you that's I think I'm like on a guy's people are talking about it. I was on a fast track to like psych ward. Like I'm not even kidding. Oh shit, like my brain is like

Jim: 20:15

I did I was thinking that back in January

Bobby: 20:18

expanded babe like almost where they're gonna be like honey honey like I'm gonna go buy like a telescope like oh like I'm not going to but I'm just saying like I could just see myself like going farther and farther like de la, where are you buying a towel because I can see the alignment of the universe and the universe will align with the rocks that I just bought, and the fact that I'm looking for my ancestors, what's your flaw? I'm talking now. My flaw would be, I would say, I think I have kind of two as well. I'm impatient when it comes to certain things. And I'm very sensitive. Like very sensitive, like people don't understand how sensitive I am. So that would be in my opinion, that's my flaw because right why is that a fly? I guess? Because it hinders my life. And it might hinder others because then I react based on my life, what does because based on my reactions to things, and it's in a sensitive way, then I turn things into things that they're not and then we get an email at 845 in the morning, correct. So the sensitivity is turned out to real for me, I don't know how to and I again, the Prozac switch has like kind of have to me like quick with every emotion so I'm really happy. I'm really fucking happy. If I'm gonna cry like I've cried more now than I have in the past two years on Lexapro on Prozac, but like not sad, not sad crying like actually like happy crying like a good story. I'm like, so happy. Like it's fucking weird. So I think I'm just in bed anyway. Yeah, so sensitivity for me. I don't know how to get rid of it either. Like how do you get rid of sensitivity? How do I? I guess

The Miz: 21:53

it's probably way too late. It probably is. Is it? Like a 37? Take out back

Jim: 22:00

sure to take it out. Back put it out to pasture.

The Miz: 22:03

Why? Scott's addition to the soundboard

Bobby: 22:09

a horse from last week baby pony baby. Do

Jim: 22:11

you want to ride it?

Bobby: 22:12

This is week two of the pony pony pony. I don't know if I played the pony that much last week, but I don't remember if Arione is here. Ariana Grande,

Jim: 22:23

pony. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Bobby: 22:27

You know, that mean? is fucking long.

Jim: 22:30

That we whatever the hell? Okay, so we have anger. We

Bobby: 22:33

have sensitivity Jim?

Jim: 22:35

I would say anxiety. Like my, no, my, it's a flaw because my anxiety limits so many things that I could or want to do. And then I'm just like, I'm not gonna be able to do that. I can't do that. Or I'm not even from simple things like packing a suitcase before a trip. Like no, I'm, I'm gonna forget something. So I can't do it right now I got to do it all at the same time. I have to do put it off. I put everything I put a lot of things off at home at work everywhere where I'm just like, anxious. And then instead of just addressing it, I let it get out of control. And then so when you deal with it, what happens? It's usually fine. So do you usually get to a point where you're like, okay, everything's great. Or do you like react to that then? And like, say come in hotter than you should? Or come in? Not as Yeah. Like, yeah, not as vocal. You just get quiet? Quiet. Yeah, a reflection. I go into reflection mode. And then it's like, what am I doing? What am I doing?

Bobby: 23:30

What am I doing? So like, how do we get? How do we help our flaws? Like what do you think we can do as adults? Is there anything we can do? No. Shit. I mean, I don't think they're, I think they're just,

The Miz: 23:46

it's okay to be flawed. Yeah, I agree things about you that are bad. And that's never gonna change how like, you fix this one flaw on new one minute

Bobby: 23:54

will come right? Yeah, like then I'll be an asshole if I'm not sensitive. Right, you know,

The Miz: 23:58

like, I really want to fly. And

Jim: 24:00

I think that's a good thing. I, I think like, everyone is a good person. And also everyone is a bad person. Like, a lot of times we tell ourselves like, Well, I'm a good person, I wouldn't do that. And I wouldn't do this. But actually, like, we're all bad people. Like we all we all make mistakes and do bad things. So everyone's a bad person. But everybody's also probably everyone's it's as long as you're trying.

The Miz: 24:21

It's relative. It's all situational. Everybody has their flaws. Good person some context around Yeah, and that's

Jim: 24:27

like that's okay. Would you as long as you're working on yourself to be a better person?

Bobby: 24:31

Do you think flaws can be sexy? I don't think so. For my case I'm like God

Jim: 24:38

I think I can be like in a bad slot. They can be

Bobby: 24:42

I feel like it can be once you like when you especially like there's some

Jim: 24:45

hot guys out there that are like very bad at communicating and that I think are hot they're guys that like have no self awareness that I think are hot.

The Miz: 24:53

Are you attracted to them because flaw or is it a

Bobby: 24:57

cute little? Yeah, I think it's like a cute little like what cream on like, oh, he

Jim: 25:00

doesn't know anything about that. And then I'm just like, that's actually cute. Some of them, but not all of them.

Bobby: 25:08

I guess it's like what is a?

Jim: 25:10

I mean, if you like someone angry maybe you like someone's anger issue.

Bobby: 25:15

Like if you like somebody who's sensitive who you want to like no one likes that

Jim: 25:18

no no one like

Bobby: 25:21

I'm also I forgot all anxiety so you're welcome there it is. I'm like well I guess that could have been my flaw to the fact that I'm a hypochondriac and I like literally freak out on every single health scare through this that's also a flaw that I don't see people loving that about me like that. We don't think Michael pick me for that. I hate that for you. Michael's like it feel like you're fine. I mean, I'm listening to my heart earlier cuz I thought last night I was having a heart attack walk up the stairs.

The Miz: 25:47

I mean, I think generally people are gonna pick you for things other than your

Bobby: 25:52

true I hope your non flaws out first, but I guess eventually they have to accept your flaws. Right is what it comes down to. Right? Yeah, so when somebody is flaw then

The Miz: 26:05

like I'm not gonna like meet my husband my like bit check him out.

Bobby: 26:08

True. But you might he might say a flaw. Yeah. Any?

Jim: 26:12

Yeah, sure. Sure. It

Bobby: 26:14

would be a process. Yeah, you can't look at the girl. Look at the girl at um, gardenia. Like you fought with her. And now she loves you. So like, do you see how that can work? And now it's like a joke. Like, oh, are you gonna go off and then it's like a loving? Yes. She's

Jim: 26:26

like, here again. Do

Bobby: 26:27

you want to yell at me? Because she understands you. And you understand her? She probably has the same issue the anger.

The Miz: 26:34

Oh my god, I can't I forgot. The funniest

Bobby: 26:37

thing. That's great.

Jim: 26:40

flaws. Cause everyone wake up flawless. Flawless.

The Miz: 26:46

Rama mama. What's up? My rock? My rock? My rock. So

Bobby: 26:54

I'm gonna there's a game that I got.

Jim: 26:56

Oh, no. Oh, boy. This is your other way.

The Miz: 27:02

What do you want me? Yeah, I think your other flaw is coming up with the most absurd things is

Jim: 27:08

not cast as your other flaw.

The Miz: 27:10

Just as your main flaw. Your fatal flaw? It's this podcast. It's

Jim: 27:16

not well.

Bobby: 27:18

That's why I like Well, no, yeah, it's

The Miz: 27:21

wrong in your life can be attributed back to this podcast.

Jim: 27:25

Ooh. Oh, no, that's not true. That slabs?

Bobby: 27:29

absolutely not true. What's going on in my life now? Oh, no. Yeah, I'm so miserable at my fucking job. Yeah, like, that's number one. Once I got out of that I wouldn't give a fuck about. It's the fact that I'm going to a shitty job than having a podcast that I'm like, it's hard to like, it's hard to run something. It's hard. So like, yeah, it's gonna stress me out. But it's not. That's not like my main. I think it's my real job. Because I have to sit there and like, do their work and then also do the podcast work? Where if I just did one, we'd be good. So that's why I'm quitting my job tomorrow. Love this. Okay, so there's three there's six categories here. I'm gonna pick my category and send a picture and when you guys can read me the question because this is how we're just gonna fucking do it. Okay, right. It's called icebreaker starter pack. Okay, and me and Mikey got one for couples. So I was like, this would be kind of fun. Maybe so we're just gonna try it. If it sucks. It fucking sucks. What am I bring up some good conversations there. Here's the categories and you need to pick one. Pay attention, please.

Jim: 28:27

I thought you were sending me a picture. I'm waiting.

Bobby: 28:30

Okay, well, I'm gonna, well, I'm gonna read the categories. That way you guys know the categories? And I'm gonna pick a category. So there's life random, deep experiences, if you could, or would you rather? So I'm going to do as per usual, I'm going to go for deep.

Jim: 28:46

Oh, how deep. All right. What are you most looking forward to in the next 10 years? Oof. Assuming you have 10 year

Bobby: 28:59

make, uh, yeah. So I'll be Oh, no, 47

The Miz: 29:06

I'm gonna be 50 years old. So

Bobby: 29:09

that's how quick it happens is like I'm telling you. Like, you'll be 30 You'll be 38 Wow. It's

Jim: 29:19

it's weird. Like what a frickin.

Bobby: 29:21

So anyway, what I'm looking forward to is unlimited success. I'm looking to I'm actually looking forward to trying to live present. And that's going to take a long time because again, like even meditating, I'm sort of like all over the fucking place. I'm all over the place all the time, but maybe like trying to be present. And

The Miz: 29:43

so that's what you're looking forward to most in the next 10 years.

Bobby: 29:47

I feel like the world's ending soon so it's like I don't know really what to look forward to. I'm

Jim: 29:52

looking forward to the icebergs melting

Bobby: 29:53

like right like the icebergs are melting we're gonna go into NO CLUE nuclear war like okay in 10 years, maybe not working

Jim: 30:01

cuz you're on disability

Bobby: 30:04

yeah like maybe I'll get hit it big in Bitcoin and like you know cuz I've Shiva coin or whatever the fuck it's called me but what I've already done yeah it's less than a penny right now and if you buy it and it goes up to a penny I'll be a millionaire so So you better hope it goes to a fun companion I

Jim: 30:20

can't wait to spend Sheba coin at my local grocery store.

Bobby: 30:23

I don't know, 10 years is a long time though. I don't know what I'm going to looking forward to in the next year. So like 10 years is a long fucking time.

Jim: 30:29

You're like avoiding the psych ward having

Bobby: 30:32

my nephew.

The Miz: 30:34

I mean, like, do you have like goals?

Bobby: 30:37

mean? Yeah, but their

Jim: 30:40

dinner Dinner? is

The Miz: 30:42

one that gonna come true or Yeah, achieve them or when I have goals? Well, then why are you looking forward to achieving your goal?

Bobby: 30:50

Because I don't I don't know. I don't know. I guess I feel like in 10 years, that's like, I don't know, maybe I read it wrong. I don't know, like, what's happening? And he said,

Jim: 31:00

What are you most look in the next 10 years? So I guess not. 10 years from now is where I looked at it. Yeah. But at some point in the next 10 years, what's the most exciting thing happening to you? Oh,

Bobby: 31:09

opportunity

The Miz: 31:10

from November 14 2021 to November 4 2031. called, What are you looking for

Bobby: 31:17

opportunity? And meet it? Yeah. So it's kind of like unlimited opportunity, meeting new people trying to be as open as possible learning about different cultures and different things. Maybe traveling the world like that.

Jim: 31:33

That's what I'm Yeah.

Bobby: 31:34

That'd be my tenure. I guess. I was looking at like, at 47. What are you going to say? You know, like, what are you looking for? I don't know. Anyway, I thought

The Miz: 31:42

Yeah. Okay. So when you're 47 That's what you're gonna see you traveled and you explore new cultures, and you achieved your goal, like Yes,

Bobby: 31:51

exactly. Are

The Miz: 31:52

your goals? Can we define them? Hmm.

Bobby: 31:55

I don't know my goals necessarily at this moment. But I do have goals in my head and like, personal achievements. Yeah. But also, I'm more group oriented. And so like, I mean, like, I have goals for this podcast. I have goals for my job, to be honest. Like,

Jim: 32:12

I've got to get a new job. Yeah, you have to get out of there. So that's what I'm trying

Bobby: 32:15

to think that's why I'm trying to like push, like, I need money from this. So I don't have to go to work. But I know it takes belief and

Jim: 32:26

we're lacking in that.

Bobby: 32:28

Lacking that. Who wants to go next Jim? Yeah, life random deep experience if you could, would you rather

Jim: 32:34

life wisdom. Wait, what? Life random

Bobby: 32:38

deep. You want random?

Jim: 32:41

I think I want

Bobby: 32:43

deep experience if you could, would you rather? I want to do Randy's to do would you rather so we're not doing random? Random okay. It's good. Oh, this is boring. I'm doing another one. Great. I'm going to get the worst one. If you could have any fictional character as your friend who would you choose and why? That's so fucking boring. This is boring. I don't know if this is gonna work out for us.

The Miz: 33:07

If you could its own category. What the hell?

Jim: 33:10

I think I probably would like pick Harry Potter. Why? Because I want him to do like magic tricks for me all the time. Like just everything I need. He could just make a wish. Is that how that works?

Bobby: 33:23

Yeah, he makes no like I feel like with the genie the genie

The Miz: 33:29

cast no

Jim: 33:30

because you only get three with the genie Harry Potter's forever like

Bobby: 33:33

well I just like flies around like I don't think

The Miz: 33:37

about Harry Potter is he has like a lot of freakin drama in his life for someone that can like cast a spell and get shut down that's

Jim: 33:43

true actually. It's

Bobby: 33:44

true.

Jim: 33:45

It's true. It's true.

Bobby: 33:48

You Yeah,

The Miz: 33:49

it's true Vic some shit

Jim: 33:50

Yeah, Bobby Brown magic life

The Miz: 33:53

right yeah, like

Bobby: 33:54

honestly that's a

Jim: 33:56

really good point. So I no shut away or spell it away.

Bobby: 34:00

But the first thing I thought was Free Willy so I think maybe that's better for you then I wanted free Wait,

The Miz: 34:05

that's the well yes.

Jim: 34:08

Because you because you are now

Bobby: 34:11

I just want free will it be my friend but like it's

The Miz: 34:14

it's like we'll leave a while. Yes.

Jim: 34:16

Yeah.

The Miz: 34:17

Do you want to be friends with a frickin well?

Bobby: 34:20

Yeah, it'll be like this. I want to be like, right I'm in chat and He's big enough to carry me through. But he also like would eat that's the one thing I thought I don't know where that came from. But I just was like speaking it and I'm living my truth.

Jim: 34:32

Do you know what they might Free Willy might eat your liver? Because they like fatty livers. Oh, they literally will go after a great white shark smell it just eat the liver out of the shark. And are you serious? Yeah. Because in South Africa, all these sharks are washing up on shore and they don't have their liver. And that's the only part they're missing. They literally go fatty liver, so you might get eaten by Free Willy

Bobby: 34:55

ought to have a liver transplant. If I'm friends with Willie.

Jim: 34:57

Oh Willie.

Bobby: 35:00

By the way I hate we're changing his name to La La Alright Ms life random deep experiences if you could Would You Rather

The Miz: 35:14

what his experiences let's do that.

Bobby: 35:16

What's something you did as a child that your parents still retell the story about?

The Miz: 35:23

My god,

Bobby: 35:24

there's has to be so many to be honest.

The Miz: 35:27

And the word was at the library when I called the police and said someone was burning my cousin's dog at the library.

Unknown: 35:38

What? Why would you say that?

The Miz: 35:42

Because of the sugar, a song called Burning dog. And I told my cousin, I'm like, they're burning your dog. So then we call the police at the library. How old were you? I was probably what? I this song. My cousin's younger than me. Like they wrote the song about rocky wishes. Her dog went there burning ham. We got to

Bobby: 36:02

get the cops and you bought a public library. Yeah, the cops have rolled

The Miz: 36:06

up to the Amhurst town library.

Jim: 36:10

They're literally like

The Miz: 36:14

to my dog being burns, I'm like, Yes, that was me. Yes.

Bobby: 36:18

Yeah. Do you admit it? Were also were your parents like they're they dropped out of the library.

The Miz: 36:24

Like, no, my mom was with us. Like looking at books and you end up to like the Polycom phone. I was like they're burning a dog. And my mom got so. Like, I've never seen her get angrier.

Bobby: 36:39

Did you get like grounded in? What kind of demon child is here? Right. Like there's a dog burning. And the library. Amazing. That's amazing. Like what that was like, my cause it was like it was a lot of trauma for a lot of people in that day.

Jim: 36:57

Holy shit.

Bobby: 36:59

That's actually funny as fuck. I have never told that story. Like you love that drama though. You're like,

Unknown: 37:06

me I

The Miz: 37:11

am on a drama. You're with me,

Bobby: 37:16

sir. Here on the after show. Bye. I'll see you at the reunion. Me. Oh, really funny. I'm at the Astros whenever I meet her. Like can you tell me a story and see if that's the one? Yeah, I'd

Jim: 37:28

probably be

Bobby: 37:30

I'd say that probably. Like,

The Miz: 37:32

like Jeff hid in my closet and my mom couldn't find a like I also like ran away, but like me, and she was sobbing and it was me like I'm here. Same energy. I come out and like she's like I'm gonna Hi.

Jim: 37:50

You're like now she wanted you out now she's like run away just run away.

Bobby: 37:54

I used to love trying to run away it's like you gotta have her mind.

Jim: 37:58

I I love doing that. Why don't we all love doing that? I don't know. Run away like

Bobby: 38:04

I fucking you hate me I'm running away and then they're like bye and then I go literally like 20 feet in there I'm late it's always

Jim: 38:11

over something like I made me go to bed or like something right like like it's 9pm it's your you fucking your chicken for dinner? No.

The Miz: 38:21

It was like sitting at the table corner.

Bobby: 38:25

Yes, the timer on the kitchen clock we

The Miz: 38:28

would like go corner and then like out of spite we wouldn't leave the corner when our time was done. We're like now run sneak to stay eventually putting me in the corner. I'm gonna stay Oh my god.

Jim: 38:42

I think my

Bobby: 38:45

God love her.

Jim: 38:46

So like one time I I just might remember this and my mom made chicken cord on blue, which is like chicken cheese and ham and the cheese and hammer inside of it. Which No wonder you're vegetarian disgusted me as a child. Like I was like, I can't believe there's shit inside the chicken like gross. Like a turducken. it oozes out and I was just like, I'm not eating this. So I sat at that table probably as a child. I thought it was ours, but it probably wasn't. And I never I refuse to eat it. And my dad was like, You're gonna take a bite? And I was like, no, no, he's like, take one bite. Now they just didn't. Didn't eat it. My mom's like, go to your room. And then you run away. Right away.

Bobby: 39:27

I'm running away. I ran away from preschool one time. Yeah, it was. I was in trouble. I was five. Yeah, I was four. And that we were playing with like Play Doh or something. Some kind of fucking thing and I didn't want to I didn't want to put it away. So then I like hid under the table and they were like, get up you're going to timeout and I was like, nope. And I ran out of the building and into not traffic but kind of like traffic. So then my mom picked me up and they're like Bobby, you need to tell you she already knew apparently, but like They want me to tell my mom, sir like Bobby has something to tell you today that happened today. I'm like, no way they hate me and she's like you're such a little faggot. Yeah. He ran away. Yeah, that's the sensitivity there on Lakeside. I was where it started

Unknown: 40:16

Play Doh play later play

Bobby: 40:20

all goes back to fucking preschool when I ran out of the end it was a high school so I really kind of got hit by a car because like Randy likes to do. Cool. All right topic to cool. I people have really been talking about this. Like, they really have been and I just I want to get more clarity on it.

The Miz: 40:44

People talking about and let me actually we don't

Bobby: 40:47

have to talk about we don't have to talk about this actually. Because I know Jim Jim had to the other day. So I actually don't like I mean we can talk about ketamine. I want to talk about ketamine treatments and like how it's really connecting the dots for people and it's like starting to become talked about. So talk about it, but I just don't really know what to talk about it with like, okay, like, cool. Like, I don't know, I don't know if this is the topic I really want. I know I wrote it down and like the highlights and everything but I'm not really sure I think

The Miz: 41:15

a topic should be introduced if you have something to say about it.

Bobby: 41:20

And I did at the time, but now I don't really care about it. You know what I'm saying?

Jim: 41:23

You wrote Yeah, you said like a little document like you were ready to go.

Bobby: 41:27

I was ready to go I mean,

Jim: 41:28

you love Yeah, I mean,

Bobby: 41:30

I'd love to do ketamine actually think I'm like I really want to do like make you stop smoking weed though I think or something to be on the treatment. I don't know if that's gonna be that's not possible. That's not gonna work for me. Like but I want to get like the nose right they have like a nose spray that you can like spray in your fucking nose once a day like for like six weeks or something and then supposedly your brain like reconnects good memories with bad or something. So like where you get so the sensitivity situation like maybe could get fixed with ketamine, you could be fixed. It's so good anxiety and so could anger. I mean, I think that's what they're saying is like, there's a lot of there's a lot of like, hope with this because, like, it's you got to do like a therapy though too. I think with your guided. Yeah, they're gonna because you kind of go into like a well, there's another way. There's two different versions, I think but like, the one is like you stay at the doctor's office and they like talk to you during it and you kind of get like might be a little disassociated or something. Yeah. I guess high on shrooms or something. I don't know if that what that is. Is that what ketamine is? What's ketamine?

Jim: 42:29

No, it's like a anesthetic, a dissociative anesthetic.

Bobby: 42:34

So weird. So what are they doing the same thing with shrooms, though?

Jim: 42:37

They aren't studying those psilocybin for. That's active ingredient and mushroom mushrooms shrooms? Yeah. I think they're studying it for PTSD, and probably depression as well. It does well with PTSD.

Bobby: 42:50

What is it like the same concept? Like it's gonna help reconnect like,

Jim: 42:53

yeah, kind of, or is it a permanent area? Stash room? No, I don't think so. With ketamine, it can be like, almost immediate and then well, that's what people say they wake up the next day, and they're like, I'm not depressed of mine. Yeah, yeah, totally. And then they don't

Bobby: 43:07

take their Prozac every fucking day like me. There'll be like very up and down like me right now currently. So anyway, I thought that's cool the time but I want to hear your things that you had to talk about Jim. So what are your subjects subjects?

Jim: 43:26

One thing I wanted to talk about it's jewelry gays like what's going on with jewelry? Gays? How do you feel because I got a piece of jewelry last week and you were ravaging me? Like what?

Bobby: 43:39

Remember did forget about it was like I went I will you bring it up?

Jim: 43:42

I went to Tiffany's I went to Tiffany's I got a sapphire pen. Because I think jewelry is a waste. And he's like, it's a waste. I'm like, it is

Bobby: 43:51

like for someone with anxiety. You think you want one fucking $10,000 Something around your neck just because it breaks and you lose it like

Jim: 43:58

was it 10 And I just it'll be fine. Like, I'll respect it. I feel like if you have something nice like you want to take good care of it.

Bobby: 44:06

Sure, but like it's accidents still happen?

Jim: 44:09

Yeah, that's why you're here. Exactly. And I

Bobby: 44:12

wasn't accident Thank you.

Jim: 44:14

I know

Bobby: 44:17

my dad mountain my mom and

Jim: 44:18

like a horse like a horse and ran nade

Bobby: 44:22

that's disgusting to think about it is yeah I don't know there is there really like a jury gay though? Like is that like a an official term? Or is that something you're like coining now and you want to become a drawer Yeah, like do you I just

Jim: 44:35

feel like I'm I'm on the border and I don't want to go okay look at Jory gating me as someone who's wearing like three different rings on three different fingers they have like bracelets they have a fucking necklace maybe two chains it's just like, you know double pairs here like it's just all a mess two Chainz and a mess but you want to be one No, I'm trying to like not become that but also still like, you know, politely like Yeah,

The Miz: 44:57

are you actually at risk of becoming out Did you just get a piece of jewelry?

Jim: 45:01

I think it could happen like I can see it going that way because the same day I got like my wedding band. So I'm wearing like, I'm gonna have my wedding band and engagement ring. I'm gonna have a pendant like it's you already

Bobby: 45:11

are a fucking gay jeweler or whatever.

The Miz: 45:14

I know. Your

Jim: 45:16

jeweler. I'm a gay jeweler.

Bobby: 45:18

You're a little faggot jeweler. I mean, we're jeweler, you're your jeweler,

Jim: 45:24

it's like rural,

Bobby: 45:26

rural, roll roll or real real world

Jim: 45:29

like who are the people that are on the jury called? What are those called?

The Miz: 45:33

Aren't they jurors?

Jim: 45:35

I wanted to hear Bobby say your jars

Bobby: 45:39

for sure. Um, I haven't done what is considered jewelry that

The Miz: 45:45

we're like so like, ostentatiously gay that like a jewelry gay wouldn't be nothing for you. You know what I mean? Like it would be like a blink of an eye. Okay you know like you're already like you look at you you already are like semi flamboyant. You kind of are Jory

Jim: 46:01

gay already without the jewelry without the jewelry right you have you do wear jewelry though, but I don't I only have the ring one ring.

Bobby: 46:08

I don't have any rings mess. Do you have any rings?

Jim: 46:10

You're not engaged?

Bobby: 46:12

Well, I had I don't think I was engaged when I rang. Wow, what a piece of shit. What is that supposed to symbolize? Oh, you're gonna be on my my my hand so now you're gonna stay with me forever. No looking at my divorce has happened. That ring really fucking went well. I wish she would just not buy the fucking ring and save money and take me to fucking Hawaii. Okay, first class. Oh, honey, you

Jim: 46:32

haven't had either. So? Not yet, but it's coming. I'm going first class to Hawaii tomorrow.

Bobby: 46:38

I mean not tomorrow, but so Oh, okay. Any what? What can you not?

The Miz: 46:50

anyone

Bobby: 46:51

tell me what you cannot

The Miz: 46:55

exchange?

Bobby: 46:56

Oh.

Jim: 46:59

Oh no, he hates us.

Bobby: 47:01

It's fine. Everybody hates me. I'm sensitive. So what now that you said that and I'm gonna cry the rest today.

Jim: 47:08

He was saying you I thought he saw another roach in his Airbnb.

Bobby: 47:12

Bobby has been one all right.

Jim: 47:15

What's one in the hallway right away like Oh, no.

The Miz: 47:22

Like literally didn't even pull out the key from the mat. Yeah, we just saw Roach like a student and

Bobby: 47:27

now it's a shared area.

Jim: 47:29

Roommate. Is he hot? Yeah. He has. Is he straight or gay? We unclear.

The Miz: 47:37

I guess I'm clear.

Bobby: 47:38

I mean, is he Are we sure he's a de Erna Are they are they or are they? Do we know I

The Miz: 47:43

didn't walk in Hey, what's your

Bobby: 47:48

guess what you should it's almost 2022 And that's gonna be the new thing. I have to wear it on your name tag all the fucking time. Everybody's email signatures now he him hey. Z's awesome. Oh no know I don't know any of those image that was there's like a Zazie Susie's like, telling you

The Miz: 48:10

that song from the Rugrats Movie.

Bobby: 48:15

Bang bang.

Jim: 48:17

Are those the pronouns? I'm wanting to buy water water.

Bobby: 48:22

I'm ting Tang. Tang, tang,

The Miz: 48:28

tang, tang. Tang,

Bobby: 48:30

call me ting tang, tang,

Jim: 48:33

tang Tang.

Bobby: 48:34

It's so stupid. It really is like making them feel bad. They're making them words now they're like, oh, it's ah, I'm like xar and it's like I baby. But I'm happy for them and I'm happy for their identity. Happy for the

Jim: 48:49

you're happy for his Airbnb roommate being attractive or what? Happy for?

Bobby: 48:55

I guess that's the word that was. Yeah, so cool.

Jim: 48:59

Cool. So cool.

The Miz: 49:00

Sounds great. Love it. Love. Love. Love. Love so many stories here. So cool. So cool.

Bobby: 49:07

Oh, I haven't. I have a funny thing though. And I really funny. Yeah, my play it for you guys. I like what and I want you to know, I could just set it up. Like why do I care video? You're not gonna care about I just wanna hear what your

Jim: 49:21

missus laying on his stomach on his bad leg.

Bobby: 49:24

That's my mom. Wait, hold on. Here we go. That's hilarious. Listen.

Jim: 49:29

Yeah, that's my mom.

Bobby: 49:33

Yeah, I love my hubby have her a couple times a week. Yeah, I'm like kind of why. Okay, so that woman lets her fucking husband fuck her mother. Oh, wait, what? It's like a swing. She's a swinger. Now. She allows the mom and so the boyfriend. I mean, I don't know how true it is. But Chelsea Handler tweeted him was like I'm never going on Twitter. Again. basis. Because the first story that popped up yeah, like and I guess her sister also partakes with the husband so the husband's fucking literally the whole family and like, well how do we feel about

The Miz: 50:09

that? It's like on high in Jersey.

Bobby: 50:12

That would be a housewife. So why is your jersey or would it be like with

The Miz: 50:18

Nicole or her husband? I can't remember if it's Nicor Teresa but her husband like allegedly cheated on her with her mother.

Bobby: 50:28

Why that is horrifying to me. And then

The Miz: 50:31

they got divorced and then they got remarried.

Bobby: 50:35

What is I don't hate marriages. That's

Jim: 50:38

yeah, I don't get what is that? The concept? Why you do it the first time. Oh, well. Okay, let's get remarried. Why?

Bobby: 50:46

Like, why even get married, just like get married. And like, I can tell you just like float through. And then if it works, it works. It's just like a colossal waste of

The Miz: 50:53

everyone's resources like money, time, effort, energy. Like I'm so sick of people getting married. Three weddings next year, and I'm literally not.

Jim: 51:02

Yeah, they're one of them. I don't believe in going to MIT. Why would I ever be in

The Miz: 51:07

a wedding?

Bobby: 51:08

Oh my god. Where's this wedding and your date? I be funny.

The Miz: 51:14

One of the weddings is in Boston. And one of them's in Atlanta. Actually.

Bobby: 51:18

Really? Yes. Coming. I could just go down there while you're there. No,

The Miz: 51:25

I think

Jim: 51:26

my hair is small. Look at my little curly nub.

The Miz: 51:29

Oh, that's great.

Bobby: 51:31

I need a haircut so fucking bad. Yeah, you

Jim: 51:33

kind of do a little rough.

Bobby: 51:36

I feel a little rough. Yeah, my hair represents my repetition.

The Miz: 51:40

You're definitely looking a little rough. Getting old. Dude, can we just all acknowledge how old you are?

Unknown: 51:47

Yeah,

Bobby: 51:48

we have and I'm okay with that.

Jim: 51:49

I'm freaking out about it. Like I'm in we Whoa. You would basically be like a granddaddy

Bobby: 51:55

no because I seen the people we whoa and let me tell you everybody there thinks that they're so fucking cute and hot looking but they're ugly is fine. Okay, shout out to our Wiko listeners but you're ugly

The Miz: 52:10

the Venn diagram of our in our Discord community in the center is a full circle

Bobby: 52:19

I just love it when people Yeah, people think they're hot there is a lot of stress really?

Jim: 52:24

Up and down and I'm like yeah, you're not I don't just give designer

Bobby: 52:27

jeans does not mean that you're asking so fucking ugly looking. Oh, okay.

Jim: 52:31

Oh, it's true. It's true. Oh my god, honey,

Bobby: 52:37

I'm coming at you now the anger is coming out this is the Prozac I went from sad to happy to now

Jim: 52:43

one of the function or the cell this was one mentioned a we whoa

Bobby: 52:46

I just I think it's really funny that every like wants to have that be like the center of the universe but really it's all the fucking rejects and losers who didn't get into like actual like Hollywood shows that are just living there now Yeah, hoping their dreams come true and they're not and the thing is, they're not and all they are is like Instagram games. And that's what they are.

Jim: 53:03

Last night we went out with Mrs. friend Dustin. And Dustin was saying like, Oh, I used to come out here when I was like 18 but like I don't really come out here anymore. We have Where does he live so we're like I think he's in he said East something East. I don't know what that east side or Korea Town he said Korea Town.

Bobby: 53:20

Okay town. Yeah. I really like so we're like, Yeah, I think it would be later if I lived in LA I would live there probably because it's enough away from like a riffraff of like up there. Yes. So kind of,

Jim: 53:31

it's hilly, it's hip. It's so happy.

Bobby: 53:35

And it's like Mexican coke at all their

Jim: 53:37

little place and that's true and got brunch that one time in Silverlake Yeah.

Bobby: 53:41

Yeah, I'd like to yeah anyway me walk.

Jim: 53:44

I did just like

Bobby: 53:46

everyone makes me walk everybody makes me walk which I think also when I take out a bowl so we I went to Chelsea Handler last night and my Hannah I'm binder ah so and my Hana and binder my Hannah on my my no no cuz she's my like discovery. I felt like I fucking discover her. I did it.

Jim: 54:04

What are you? Well, Chelsea

Bobby: 54:06

Handler did but then I was like, oh, and I like tweeted her and she tweeting back anyway. I was like two years ago and that would mean you went to LA we saw her like deli counter or something like it was like not even like a real place. He hates us and it's fine.

Jim: 54:20

I think he hates his life.

Bobby: 54:22

I'm not sure why. But I don't care. We're not talking about that. And we're talking about the fact that I saw talking about deli I endo anyway, so as high as Fox so then the middle of the show I was like I got a peek. So I also drank so I went up the stairs though and I couldn't catch my breath. Wait what? Yeah, and so then I thought you had a harder I think edibles make me like my heart like freak out or something or maybe I just get like very anxious sometimes when it's hitting like hard hard. And that's what what's happening what's happening over on the center center video right now. This hump in the bed I don't know what was happening is so uncomfortable he's fucking so uncomfortable episode two guys how we feel in I think we're How's everybody doing miserable not so it's perfect that's exactly where we're really leaning into I

Jim: 55:21

just yeah absolutely just rolled out of bed at 1130 MS is still in bed

Bobby: 55:26

it looks cozy the beds are both of your places look cozy to be on.

Jim: 55:30

I really this is a cozy room like a fireplace? Yeah, anytime. Yeah,

Bobby: 55:37

except for it's 95 degrees there so that sucks. I only turn it on at night. Yeah, enjoy

Jim: 55:40

your Firebase girl like it's so cool there. Sound a 50s

Bobby: 55:46

That's so bizarre. Let me just now he's going to the side I was doing a site do you want me to draw you like when you're French girls drawing like when your french girls

Jim: 55:55

call try?

Bobby: 55:57

Who said that? That was not rose. I said that. Oh, that was your version. Yeah, I'm looking at right now.

Jim: 56:03

I was looking at the weather. It does go down to 56 at night. What do you look out?

Bobby: 56:09

Alright. Well, we were gonna have a sweetener before you but that's maybe it, will you maybe you guys will get it today. But I don't know if that'll happen. So we're not gonna I don't even

The Miz: 56:18

know what we're doing today and bank on it

Jim: 56:27

I think

Bobby: 56:29

there's a lot I'm not begging to be honest.

Jim: 56:32

I want to put that in all my email responses like work people. I wouldn't say can you do this? Can you do that? I wouldn't bank on it. Hey, do you want to get that project done? I wouldn't bank on it. In such a moment,

Bobby: 56:46

I just want to have like one little like just a little looks a little thing. Just a little thing that I asked and it's like such a fucking task. Yeah, it's like just it's fucking crazy to me. Crazy. It's like Ray nobody like how can you not like yeah, Right exactly. I mean all the places I saw there was plenty of people to go up to but dead here we are.

Jim: 57:16

I wouldn't bank on it. I don't

Bobby: 57:20

know bank on anymore to be honest. Like one thing I would bank on not too sensitive.

Jim: 57:26

Yeah, you're really like honey, we can't

Bobby: 57:30

What can't you do just to support me no matter what member like oh, you're there for me well, I need Joe forgot about that. I need you and what are you gonna do to step up and help me

Jim: 57:41

stop up and what would you say step up and help

Bobby: 57:45

me What are you gonna do?

Jim: 57:48

You're gonna drop off in an army. I'm going to step up well, here's what I'm gonna do or step down

The Miz: 57:55

what we've tried down and we've been that request has been declined many times we

Bobby: 58:02

had no you guys can step down now but will

The Miz: 58:05

step up are we stepping down personal stuff? We will not do a straight interview

Bobby: 58:13

so that's where I question like the genocide QA. Commitment. Okay, so that's where I'm kind of like curious like, why are we not gonna like try to do something? Like why is it

The Miz: 58:28

not during straight interview?

Bobby: 58:30

Okay, great, but everything else

The Miz: 58:33

we're good.

Jim: 58:34

I'll do a street interview

The Miz: 58:41

really don't have

Bobby: 58:43

to get high the rest of the evening. Evening. Yeah, sorry. Dark here. Almost. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Jim: 58:51

Like, why is it I was like the sun setting at 450 Like, what the fuck? Oh, there. It's set at 450 last night. Yeah, it's

Bobby: 58:58

weird on the west coast to like, why? I don't know. But that's up at like, what it's like 530 or something or sectors up earlier? No.

Jim: 59:05

Something I'm like, Hello.

The Miz: 59:09

All right. Well, she had more gray us straight interview.

Bobby: 59:13

We know I don't want to all right. I don't want it sounds good.

Jim: 59:18

Oh, you don't I would be surprised. You don't want it anywhere. Okay, good. I will do that. Okay.

Bobby: 59:25

As if we're being honest. Okay. Hey, well, thanks for joining us on another episode of this fucking podcast. Episode Two has been great. We're gonna have to re record this. No, we are not we are leaving it the way it is. I'm gonna be authentic as fuck. This is where we're at. This is what we're doing. We're not Well, thank you. Bye. Yo,

Jim: 59:47

Mike.

Unknown: 59:48

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