Well, I Am Never Going To Have The Body In Order To Get An Invite To Fire Island (Basic Gay Bitches, Whale Blubber & More)

Bobby: 0:00

Hello everybody welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby.

Unknown: 0:04

I'm Jim. And I'm the MS.

Bobby: 0:06

The ms one this is Oh, what? Yes. And this is a new season a new season with our new host the MS Bay

Unknown: 0:18

aka the loser of the Boston Comedy Festival.

Bobby: 0:21

We're gonna have to talk about that

Unknown: 0:24

the dead last loser Bobby I'm surprised you have lectricity Why didn't know that you could afford that. Oh, I

Bobby: 0:29

don't pay for it.

Unknown: 0:31

I told him when you were on you weren't watching the semi finale

Bobby: 0:35

of electricity.

Unknown: 0:36

I can't afford to watch this.

Bobby: 0:40

Sorry. I was running on battery that it's okay. My time was okay. Battery in has gone nosers except for you. You

Unknown: 0:46

are good. Bobby had plans. I accept it. Bobby I plan. Yeah.

Bobby: 0:52

So thank you,

Unknown: 0:53

Bobby. I'm plan.

Bobby: 0:54

What do you what do you mean, my plan? I had a happy hour with Carrie and Ryan. Ooh, that sounds offish, virtually.

Unknown: 1:03

Okay. I'm

Bobby: 1:03

not a person but on the shade

Unknown: 1:05

the shade. I was like, wow, happy hour. All you really do count the ballots. You want to count them?

Bobby: 1:13

Oh my god. What are you gonna read up on me? Did you hear he was farting during that? Oh, he like farted. Yep.

Unknown: 1:19

Twice.

Bobby: 1:20

Did you hear that? Yes.

Unknown: 1:21

No, I don't really pay attention to Rudy Giuliani.

Bobby: 1:24

Yeah, he was. Yeah, America's mayor. He wasn't

Unknown: 1:27

American mayor. Like whatever.

Bobby: 1:31

He's uh, Joe.

Unknown: 1:32

He is Yeah, the job. I think he looks like an ancient like Chucky cheese. Like I've never seen cheese and Rudy Giuliani in the same place.

Bobby: 1:42

Oh, I can't

Unknown: 1:44

wait the robotic one who sells like animatronic figures on stage like

Bobby: 1:49

yeah, I didn't grow up like in a weird town. So I didn't have a wide

Unknown: 1:53

we loved Chucky. We love Chucky cheese. Yeah, I had

Bobby: 1:56

like Bobby chutes and ladders or something was called

Unknown: 1:59

Chucky cheese isn't a board game. No. Yeah. Chucky cheese.

Bobby: 2:03

Actually they there is a game with pepperonis and stuff on it. Yeah, your nipples.

Unknown: 2:11

Jimbo, it's so good. It was so good. But

Bobby: 2:13

wait till my nipples are in

Unknown: 2:15

in my water in my mouth

Bobby: 2:17

later cats are going away.

Unknown: 2:19

No, I

Bobby: 2:20

started lean squad. Lean squad. Lean squad. What is well, there actually are spots. I'm just kidding that they would liquid death is by the way.

Unknown: 2:29

I love liquid death. That tastes delicious.

Bobby: 2:32

I gave you one right? Uh huh.

Unknown: 2:33

It's good.

Bobby: 2:34

Like for real? Oh, they're downstairs. You have to try it. Okay. Um,

Unknown: 2:38

but I sold it. Well,

Bobby: 2:39

you didn't. I loved you. I feel like that would be actually a really good brand for your

Unknown: 2:45

Yeah, I think so too.

Bobby: 2:46

What a brand for your process. It's

Unknown: 2:48

delicious. So of course it is. But

Bobby: 2:50

what's the lean squad so lean squad is basically I have to follow a video every day for the next 30 days. And I do like high intensity workouts. like four out or I guess five out of seven days. Oh my that two of the days are like rest slash like, kind of yoga II but I'm not doing this.

Unknown: 3:07

Bobby Look at you. I'm so proud of you.

Bobby: 3:09

I think you I was doing like burpees like

Unknown: 3:16

yeah, how many did you do? Oh, I

Bobby: 3:19

can only do like, I'm gonna say how many I cannot do a lot.

Unknown: 3:22

That's one and a half.

Bobby: 3:24

I did three. That's actually in a 22nd

Unknown: 3:26

but I like it. Oh, in 20 Oh my God. That's a lot. No, it's

Bobby: 3:31

not when they're 22nd Oh, you're going like you're supposed to do at least like 10 during that

Unknown: 3:35

you have to lay flat and jump in the same movement. I'm sorry, three and 20 seconds is good. You should

Bobby: 3:41

probably eight to 10

Unknown: 3:43

Bobby ever going round of applause for Bobby's three burpees

Bobby: 3:47

Yeah, cuz Listen, this body's getting snatched.

Unknown: 3:49

It's getting snagged. Oh my god. Wait, I was worried about getting snatched. When I first moved to New York. I went on a date with some guy who kept telling me that I was snatched. And then when we actually had effects, he was like, Oh, and I was like, I'm not snatch. He's like no. Oh.

Bobby: 4:07

Who was this bitch?

Unknown: 4:09

Was this before or after you finished? Because that kind of killer? Oh, no, that was after we finished. I told you I wasn't snatch she goes Uh huh. Yeah. Oh my god, this is New York.

Bobby: 4:22

Yes. Okay, getting ready.

Unknown: 4:24

He was a flywheel instructor and they went under so I don't really care

Bobby: 4:28

what's what's the flywheel? Oh, is that exactly what's fun? Oh, that's like disc golf. Right or? No,

Unknown: 4:32

it's the chapter 11 files. Spinning studio. Oh, soulcycle but like they lost so cycle, but they're no longer a company. Yes. Yeah, the now defunct flywheel so I don't really care about I got a new MacBook and I don't want it to die. Hmm. Okay,

Bobby: 4:48

that's your new one.

Unknown: 4:49

Yeah, MacBook Pro.

Bobby: 4:52

Oh,

Unknown: 4:53

yes, I'm sorry. Some of us are snatched around see me the mirror.

Bobby: 5:00

Use me I've done leads

Unknown: 5:01

one for four days Excuse me. I'm getting gagged in goose Jackson giggle are gagged and giggle I

Bobby: 5:11

am so I want to like Miss I want you to kind of introduce yourself to everybody give us a little spiel I know it's annoying actually you know you read is your Boston comedy thing your bio there

Unknown: 5:21

Oh god, what are they even say?

Bobby: 5:23

You're like I'm I'm miserable at night or like I don't even know.

Unknown: 5:28

I mean, my name is the miz, as everyone knows, right? And why? My name is dumb is because I used to have a podcast called miz. It actually was called commit soo but now but then it was called miz.

Bobby: 5:41

Why is it called commits? Ooh, what is that?

Unknown: 5:43

Okay. Commit to is a very special thing. It's, it's a long standing phrase used by me and my friends. It's short for committed suicide. But it just sounds like funnier is coming soon.

Bobby: 5:56

I mean, that's kind of like how I do things. Like I like to make things that are inappropriate funny, because, like, it's not as, like scary. You don't be scared of suicide.

Unknown: 6:06

Right? Like, like,

Bobby: 6:08

afraid of suicide. suicide, don't do it. If, unless you want to

Unknown: 6:15

feel really strongly about doing and then go home,

Bobby: 6:18

but just think of your choices. And your, your family. Just think

Unknown: 6:23

you know what, though, like that whole thing and like, you know what, if I want to commit suicide, like that's my prerogative, my mom will deal like, I just wanted to, um, I don't know now what people

Bobby: 6:33

don't know, they will know soon is that your humors very generic quality. Like, like dark here.

Unknown: 6:41

So yeah, what people will learn is your humor is very dark, and very dark, but it's more that's like an extreme and of my personality. Like that's not how I always am but that's like the most extreme Well, that's great. That's great.

Bobby: 6:58

Okay, sorry there's a dog barking out here.

Unknown: 7:03

That your dog No,

Bobby: 7:04

I don't do that.

Unknown: 7:06

Oh, she just everyone run runs. Oh, God.

Bobby: 7:10

So okay, so that's me podcast.

Unknown: 7:13

That's me. That's all I know what needs to know about me. Now that's not all I need to know about the podcast. Oh, okay. The podcast it was a it start Okay. Oh my god. It's such a long story. Okay, so it started quick. It started off as a potential talk show that was called convinced to write and then I have guests on and they'd lay out like what they're going through and what's making them like miserable and then we as the audience and me of the media we'd be like okay, like is that grounds for committing suicide and people like vote I wonder why this didn't take off. Well that we rebranded to Ms. Because commit suicide a little like yeah, so Ms. was more me talking about what were people on the map. That was more just me bitching. It was literally just like 30 that's how I screaming

Bobby: 7:59

Ms. So I saw him on Instagram because there's a hashtag gay podcast I gay so I was like who's this ms? Like what the fuck this ms thing What the

Unknown: 8:07

fuck is that?

Bobby: 8:08

What the fuck is that? And I was like I'm gonna listen and it's him like walking down the street bitching about like the pigeon shitting everywhere right

Unknown: 8:14

right now with my horn hammers my whole video was I was like it was Ms and it was also such a measly produced program like anyone do anything I didn't know microphones until you sent me a link to it

Bobby: 8:26

and then you just screamed into your your iPhone Yeah.

Unknown: 8:29

Oh my God when I was stuck in Austin that was like the main

Bobby: 8:32

I know you love it. That is my actual favorite moment I remember Yeah,

Unknown: 8:38

we're coming up on a year since then. And I'm already getting some major survives Okay, so

Bobby: 8:43

what would you rather but see Would you rather travel or be stuck like how you are now would you rather be stuck in asked weightless your travel your apartment or Austin?

Unknown: 8:54

My new apartment? My current apartment? Oh wow you

Bobby: 8:59

I know but you're in Austin you can anything there's no yeah, you can no Corona you can eat drink and talk everything he walked down the river.

Unknown: 9:07

I know but I was so I was like alone. This is really and I was getting so mad because they frickin say attack could not get a flight off the ground to save their motherfucking lives. Three days went by and they couldn't get a plane off the ground New York City Are you fucking kidding me? And then the one day they did get me back I can't so you can get up off the ground into the blizzard the wonders no increment whether you can't do it like Shut the fuck up I can't Why can't Texas get it was her hand can't get us another like why can they get a fight off the ground? Is it bad

Bobby: 9:48

as theirs they have to connect like it's not a big enough airport where people go direct there are a lot of times.

Unknown: 9:53

So it's like it's a connector

Bobby: 9:55

to Houston and then Houston to Ohio.

Unknown: 9:59

I were right Mad like and not to mention the fact that I took like four Ubers to and from Austin just to like not get out of there at the airport. I was like mad.

Bobby: 10:10

Oh my god, I was dying. I was living for everything that he was doing during that week on the podcast because he wouldn't even you just come out whenever you want to with an episode there was no like, there was no cables to my ms uploaded and you're like oh, and he's like Austin's the fucking worse. I'm like, Oh my god, what is?

Unknown: 10:25

I mean, okay, I guess I should give it some credit. Like it's objectively a cool city. But like, the circumstances that I was under made the experience very unfair. I have an idea. We three go to ask though. We go to Austin to see okay, that would be a really good bear. there's a there's a gay bar there that I went to and which one I don't even remember. Are you allowed back in?

Bobby: 10:48

I know you went to the gas one

Unknown: 10:50

clear because I was sitting at a frickin Oh my God, I was sitting at the bar. It's like there's like 19th street or like U shaped. Okay? There's all these gays along this end of the bar like living in and engage over here and me alone at this end of the bar, just like and I'm like, Okay,

Bobby: 11:07

are you smiling? Are we doing your MS face?

Unknown: 11:10

I was. I was. I mean, I was doing my mistakes because I wasn't trying to talk to anyone but like, still I was like, oh, did

Bobby: 11:16

you want somebody to come talk to you like that? That's the thing.

Unknown: 11:18

But I was like, actively like deterring people like people would be like, Oh, well, if you're there with us, they're gonna come up and talk to us like I'm warning you. Power. Okay, cool. Yeah, that's right. consider myself warned. You've been warned. People like to talk to us. Sorry. Unless it's for the podcast. Yes. But in real life.

Bobby: 11:38

People come and talk to us all the time. And then they don't want to talk to us.

Unknown: 11:41

Well, season four,

Bobby: 11:43

season four, honey,

Unknown: 11:44

it's a new season. New beginnings. Let's talk about Elliot Paige. Oh my god laughs I that's why I got banned from Twitter got why I got banned from Twitter. Like I knew

Bobby: 11:54

it. I knew there was something there's something going on. I saw that post.

Unknown: 11:58

You know what I'm so over social media trying to like filter people like I like once$1 Let me get on parlour. Oh, God, Okay, hello. Before I get into a whole array of topics that are making me fucking miserable right now, I just want to put out a little plug to call in with your own miseries so we can all share in them. Because what we do as my old podcast is called Ms. The mission statement was to provide an open forum for dialogue and discourse surrounding the collective miseries of the human experience. the operative word is collective. So calling the number is 669-207-4643. Again, that's 669-207-4643 and now what I'm fucking miserable about is gonna start right now with social media, not necessarily the users of social media, but the platforms that try to control what a nobody like me is saying. Like I don't understand it, like I understand like getting in the way and what like influential leaders are saying I mean, whether or not we want to call Donald Trump influential is a different topic but people are or Twitter is like actively monitoring him but like why me like Elliott page the whole thing with that there was this whole reporter on like the Daily Mail magazine, and I forget her name, but it was something Italian and so I knew I could go after this bitch. And she and she was saying like Ellen Page as a woman like blah blah blah blah blah. And so then like, I like really retweeted it with a quote and I was like, yeah, and you're a dumb ass con and then yeah, and but then and then I like that wasn't good enough for me like I have like then go on a rant and rant and rant and just keep Yeah, and I was like like so her location on Twitter the US have a so it's like this image of US of A and her Twitter and that's how I know that her pussy smells like egg salad and then I went on and then the my finale was calling her which is not that offensive but calling her like an olive garden ass bitch. And I got the reliefs banned for the third time and how many how rolling 12 month period only for like three days

Bobby: 14:27

that is a stare but the last time

Unknown: 14:28

they banned me they banned me for a week. Olive Garden only gets you all yeah probably another three days I was like why like I can call her a con she's playing the British say con all the time. Do they get banned?

Bobby: 14:43

No cuz that's that then Emma would know.

Unknown: 14:47

Daddy can't started cold beach. Yeah, I mean, why? I didn't know that. That. So just calling

Bobby: 14:58

I don't know. I'm confused. And you're coming to the defense of Elliot right? And

Unknown: 15:02

the thing is, like clearly misgendering someone Yeah, it's like, right, she is being attacked being a huge con. And I'm just

Bobby: 15:12

saying that we're not here for that.

Unknown: 15:17

I just want to know, like, Donald Trump like he's not getting banned and he's been railing lies for for more than four years. Right. Four years. Wow. And what I like to say is did I lie? Did I fucking lie? So under my tweet that says sources dispute this claim, there's

Bobby: 15:35

so many dicks

Unknown: 15:36

and when people say you're being a dick, we're

Bobby: 15:38

not we're like literal dicks and literal vaginas that are on the page. Yeah, you can have any say a word that's associated with a pussy even though it is like a I was gonna say Conti word

Unknown: 15:50

it's a derogatory remark.

Bobby: 15:51

It is but like with everything else, somebody policy that scrolls up on the screen when I'm just going on that

Unknown: 15:57

Bobby's like I don't ever want to see a post offensive thing you can do your show as he shows up on my screen. I

Bobby: 16:03

don't Yeah, don't ever put a fucking pussy on my screen.

Unknown: 16:06

But the dicks Oh, dex is in your screen. Oh, yeah. Twitter is the new Tumblr. I mean, yeah, it really is.

Bobby: 16:13

That's bad. Twitter is so good.

Unknown: 16:15

So yeah, I'm mad about that for sure. I'm really mad about that. And the other thing I'm mad about like Loki is like the state of the music industry right now and like what Really? So two main points of conversation for this is number one my Spotify wrapped results. Not happy about them whatsoever, but they were yours. Okay, but why are they putting me on blast like that? Like they're like you're in top? Yeah, point 100 1% of Jennifer Lopez is fans like I spent all year shit talking Jennifer Lopez on Twitter, and then they put me on blast. Like

Bobby: 16:48

they're like, yeah, you were talking. You're like one of the you're like the guy and where's that place? That I'm not going hungry?

Unknown: 16:53

You've never been hungry.

Bobby: 16:55

No that like where?

Unknown: 17:01

Where's that place? I've never go hungry.

Bobby: 17:07

I got busted for doing like,

Unknown: 17:09

Yeah, I agree. Yeah, in Belgium.

Bobby: 17:11

So misses like that guy where he's like, fuck Jennifer Lopez, but then goes on sings her shit,

Unknown: 17:15

right? Like a man. Yeah, no, that's a great connection. Isn't that the daddy orgy? I'm like in a toxic relationship with Jennifer Lopez and it's not good. But then the other thing I'm so mad about is on Friday, like with Mariah Carey and Ariana Grande. And Jennifer Hudson did that remix of Santa and everyone's like all up in arms about it and so happy about it mean like, oh my god. Mariah Carey is amazing. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, No, no, no, like you did not think this until the stupid ass remix. Come out with that. Olive Garden acid pitch ariana grande de

Bobby: 17:45

Yeah, she definitely goes all

Unknown: 17:46

contrary to what she wanted her brother she

Bobby: 17:49

himself She's full

Unknown: 17:51

of white white King hate her brother.

Bobby: 17:53

Frankie.

Unknown: 17:54

The entire function. Yes. Like, oh my god runs around Hollywood way to get a jump. And I'm like, what's your talent? Like? What are you doing? Like, what is your claim to fame here? ariana grande de has a brother. Yes.

Bobby: 18:07

Oh,

Unknown: 18:08

he's the absolute worst. He

Bobby: 18:10

really is. Is

Unknown: 18:11

he a gay? Oh, yeah.

Bobby: 18:14

I mean, how could he not but he's very wild. Like he's he's like he's always on like Coke or something. I don't really know what the people he

Unknown: 18:20

is something. Just hate him. I hate the whole grind a family and then everyone's like, Oh my god, Mariah and Ariana Grande on on that day wake whistle matching. And I was like, Oh, my God. rituals. They like match puzzles. And what I've been saying to all my friends as I think one Mario's whistle that night sucked. So I was like, Is this real? Like, once a day like could match that? Like, my fucking dead grandmother can match that but like, I don't know why everyone's all celebratory about it. Wasn't a whistle. It was a blow horn. Yeah. It was like, okay, like anyone can do.

Bobby: 18:56

Yeah, and then it is very much screaming Oh, the

Unknown: 18:59

peak of gay music right now. I know. Well, that's the thing that's everyone's been texting me like oh my god. So how happy are you about this? I'm like, honestly, I hate this and terrible song. Oh, Santa. Anyway, this is so bad. So I don't even know why anyone

Bobby: 19:11

I don't even know that song. Is

Unknown: 19:12

that about yo Santa? I mean sex was Santa. Or what is this one? You know the one where they're like, on the couch waiting for you to come down the chimney. I think you're talking I think you're referring to Santa baby. Oh, that Santa baby. Oh. My chimney to NY babies about getting fucked by Santa. Yes. Yeah, listen to it. This cannot be real. I don't think

Bobby: 19:38

baby. Do you wanna blow meeting? Jenna? I

Unknown: 19:45

maybe I haven't heard it in a while but I think it our remix could potentially go there. I'm

Bobby: 19:50

pretty sure about a remix for Christmas.

Unknown: 19:53

We should we should see a baby. That's matcher whistle tones. No

Bobby: 20:05

talk I'm gonna get that clip and then we're just gonna scream we're gonna do the job over I go alright let's I'm gonna thank you for anytime that's a weekly segment

Unknown: 20:21

dial in

Bobby: 20:23

dial in though cuz we'd rather hear your shit all right, honestly, right

Unknown: 20:27

again the collective miseries that means everyone everyone needs to call in just water

Bobby: 20:39

just water liquid fatal water and that was liquid Duff I have any Mac we need to show

Unknown: 20:47

you my touch ID

Bobby: 20:48

I'll sorry I didn't my touch

Unknown: 20:50

sorry excuse me ever touch ID in the more you know with Jim I found out today I was scrolling as we do Doom scrolling. There is an organization with the US Chamber of Commerce called the National Institute of Standards and Technology. And we're going to post a picture because we have to to help explain they create products for industry to use like standardized products and one of the things that I thought was funny is there is a standard peanut butter and you might think like well that's weird three jars is $881 three little jars and the reason that's important is because every single ingredient is known down to not even milligram like they know everything that's in it the exact amounts it's standardized. So the industry can buy these products from them they don't just have peanut butter they also have fortified breakfast cereals the government thing whale blubber Yes. When you say meat homogenate which is like food literally was like that would be cat food. So domestic sludge is like from the domestic sludge urban dust. So these are all these random products that you would be like well why would we need this but then so they started to explain it and obvious

Bobby: 22:06

why Yeah,

Unknown: 22:08

so when you think of you know those like pre made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches Yeah. So in order to make that you have to create the machines and all these processes to get that product made. You have to know what is in the ingredients so the machines run smoothly and then this expands to everything. So where does so this is like the prototype of peanut butter and then this is where they go based off based off of this all their testing and all their development and research. So they use standardized products so that they can that's very

Bobby: 22:37

different. Like why

Unknown: 22:38

are these How did the products get selected? Like where does well blubber come into play? And like everyday life? whale plover I'm not sure about

Bobby: 22:48

and why do you use whale blubber?

Unknown: 22:49

Why How did that like get the look on this I think like the like if you're like creating masks and you need to like know what is like an urban just like and how what would

Bobby: 23:00

inhale it and so this sold to like scientists or something or like

Unknown: 23:04

science research and developers in companies that is fucking weird and it's from the government. I think the US Chamber of Commerce is not funded by I don't know that they're into you and you and how much does well blubber retail for

Bobby: 23:18

Yeah, you tell us what it retails for.

Unknown: 23:20

Can I? Yes, I'm in the market for some well, blubber I'll give you some

Bobby: 23:28

I don't think I just got out of the hot tub.

Unknown: 23:30

Say what is the price of whale blubber in this town? They don't have the price on Well, God damn it.

Bobby: 23:36

District I'll

Unknown: 23:37

just write a frickin blank check. I need some well blommer Yeah, you

Bobby: 23:40

need one a Jar

Unknown: 23:42

Jar just to remind me what I don't want

Bobby: 23:44

to become like stop eating right like this jar

Unknown: 23:48

pitch down the chicken finger you're about to be in this jar. oh my what is a get

Bobby: 23:53

to know you kind of again.

Unknown: 23:56

icebreaker

Bobby: 23:57

we're gonna play an icebreaker. Oh, God. Okay,

Unknown: 23:59

I love it. So Jim, are you gonna get back to me on the price of well, blubber or are we done? Yes.

Bobby: 24:04

Okay, he's got to use his Touch ID

Unknown: 24:06

let me use my touch ID Okay,

Bobby: 24:07

so what do you think it goes for like a per pound?

Unknown: 24:10

Well, why'd you say peanut butter was like $300 so like, Yeah, well

Bobby: 24:14

jar is $1,000 Yeah,

Unknown: 24:16

yeah, I was going to like it could be

Bobby: 24:19

a gram even more

Unknown: 24:20

Yeah, the unit price of whale blubber and that would be 215 grams samples is $743 so it's about 353 70 each okay? Okay.

Bobby: 24:31

Sounds reasonable say whites used so this is the more you know right here this is the more

Unknown: 24:36

you now I want to know like common household uses for well blubber

Bobby: 24:39

yeah like why does one want well there one I'm sure there are no household really helps with like, scrubbing the shower

Unknown: 24:45

right or like you know when you want to spice things up in bed just thrown around. Oh, God

Bobby: 24:49

throw that fucking blubber on I know about.

Unknown: 24:52

I'll tell you. Do you guys know about whales? The International moratorium on whale hunting. Yeah, like, oh yeah. Although like Norway in Japan or not. And so Japan pretends to do research every year and goes out and kills hundreds of whales in the Arctic then they do sell to me because they have the meat but they say they're doing research so people you can eat well, me. Let's grow. You can eat dolphin. Oh, you can move on. Yeah, only interested in the bummer.

Bobby: 25:16

Yeah, same I want to chew on it all day like gum.

Unknown: 25:18

Yeah, I want like spitting tobacco. Definitely, like it's probably good for Yeah, like, if you need energy that's like pure energy.

Bobby: 25:27

Oh, it's the new drug that like you

Unknown: 25:30

have fat in your mouth. That's gonna be in like lifestyle blogs and like

Bobby: 25:33

eating butter. Yeah, it will be like, what

Unknown: 25:35

doesn't make this is my new Web Lab.

Bobby: 25:37

This is way above or you take it you put in your mouth.

Unknown: 25:39

You just take it right up in your mouth. Something else expands in here.

Bobby: 25:44

Oh, do you want to read the first question? Like how do we do this?

Unknown: 25:48

level one is about perception. Okay, so this will be for the MS.

Bobby: 25:51

Okay, we can all answer it though, right?

Unknown: 25:53

Oh, yeah, we can all answer it or

Bobby: 25:55

people know us. Let's do it to the Miss. Okay, God. Yep. You're on the spot.

Unknown: 25:59

Okay. So that no, they're easy questions. This is about your perception of us. So what was your first impression of Bobby? Oh, my knee. Yeah. So reception of Bobby was was was over like Instagram message, right? And it was like, oh, like he's friendly. Oh, friendly. Oh, that was

Bobby: 26:24

so nice. Very friendly. I was I was like, Hey, I love your stuff. Like, you're so funny.

Unknown: 26:30

And then you're like, Hey, I'm coming to me. I was like, don't be like, Hey, I'm coming to York with me now. But then you avoided me like the point.

Bobby: 26:38

I did, technically, but it wasn't avoiding you. It was like, there's so much going on. Right, right. It was your birthday, too.

Unknown: 26:44

It was my birthday. Pizza sheet.

Bobby: 26:46

Yeah, I was like, sorry. I'm not gonna make it. By like midnight, though. Like, I'm old.

Unknown: 26:53

So my perception was you're very friendly. I was like,

Bobby: 26:57

I'll pay my mom. Next question. Next.

Unknown: 27:00

Next question, please. This is about connection. Oh, no. Ms. What question Are you trying to answer most in your life right now? Oh, Christ. Um,

Bobby: 27:10

well.

Unknown: 27:13

I would say that, like, my essential question, if you will, is like, why am I alive?

Bobby: 27:18

Yeah. Like, you go into more detail.

Unknown: 27:20

And it sounds like it's like, it's funny on a level because it's like, oh, like, why am I alive? I want to die. But also like, why am I alive? Like, what

Bobby: 27:27

is the actual point of right?

Unknown: 27:29

Right? Like, what am I working towards? It's just like being drunk until I die, or like, I don't even know like, so that's my kind of question that I keep trying to answer. Do you think you'll ever have the answer now? No, of course not. I

Bobby: 27:42

think I added that that wasn't a card.

Unknown: 27:44

No, I think I think you'll be like, my philosophy is I'm gonna come like super close to like finding meaning and then

Bobby: 27:50

like, stray ball it that's when you'll die and you'll be passed.

Unknown: 27:53

Yeah, I'll be like, Fuck, I waited my whole life to die. And now I finally want to lay dying. I'm finally living and I'm dying. Right? I'll get some great opportunity. Yeah, you'll go. And then they'll be like, Anthony, you have cancer. I'll be like, okay,

Bobby: 28:06

you have three weeks

Unknown: 28:09

to live and I'm like, Okay,

Bobby: 28:10

can we make it to what happens there? That's when I immediately just block out

Unknown: 28:14

if if there's like a time being like you have X amount of I need to just just put me on a trip. I think I just be like, let's just get it over with because I'm not gonna enjoy these weeks. Yeah, like let's just like cut me and now

Bobby: 28:28

I can talk about it. Next question. Ah, like how did you ever listen to Ms if you can't talk about it? I don't know. I think that's because I that's just let me check toxic I like watching pets being put. I watched pets put down I watched COVID patients last breaths I was

Unknown: 28:51

oh my god. Why

Bobby: 28:53

are you in jail? Oh, like you hate her. But you have to be close to her because you hate

Unknown: 28:57

to go on a limb and say watching pets be put down is not like me listening to

Bobby: 29:07

sad stuff i like i like feeling emotion.

Unknown: 29:09

I'm screaming I'm any dancer says

Bobby: 29:12

I need I'm cathartic.

Unknown: 29:16

Bobby lays up at night watching COVID patient I would watch Titanic every night and even search for that die.

Bobby: 29:24

Like that. I'll also get like people that this is real, you better do your best. So I'm like, What am I getting trapped? Like

Unknown: 29:34

what's your like reaction to that? Like, ooh, or like,

Bobby: 29:37

I can't like watching like, are they gonna die on the screen? Because I'm always like, kind of. I always like look for that too.

Unknown: 29:41

If you ever watched someone die, not in person, or you haven't know. Oh, yeah, you need to see that. Yeah. And then you probably would feel less worried about it. Yeah, I really I liked watching people die. I think it made them more real. I made it more like okay, he's full. Yeah, like okay, that happens. Yeah. Less is obviously in some like gory like crazy way. like watching people die. I like order in the woods like

Bobby: 30:11

I guess my tech talks a little fucked up because in the next page is like Gareth Nolan and then like that tick print. He's an idiot, isn't it? Yeah, I don't like him. Why he's a piece of shit. Google him.

Unknown: 30:24

If you're gonna like one I know. You're gonna wish you're gonna win. What

Bobby: 30:27

does he look like go to Instagram and you're banned or whatever

Unknown: 30:30

I can't like or create anything. So he got

Bobby: 30:33

banned from Instagram for deleting people too much. Oh, you can delete people too much.

Unknown: 30:38

Yeah, I'm talking like 950 accounts. Okay, don't you have to be accepted by them first? Yeah, I know. People that I currently follow. Yes. And then you delete them. They

Bobby: 30:47

get mad.

Unknown: 30:48

Yeah, they get mad. He doesn't care. Okay, I don't like this guy. Because Oh, he's douche. He's white.

Bobby: 30:55

Oh, yeah, I forgot. So like missing like Ms has never been with a white man. snooze. That's probably like an applause turn pause on here. Yeah. Oh,

Unknown: 31:04

I mean, you're not missing much.

Bobby: 31:06

Yeah, like yeah, white guys are there what they are

Unknown: 31:09

now we are where we are adds one I know. It's kind of like, right. That's why I look down on like, I would never want to play with that.

Bobby: 31:18

Oh, no. Question. Three questions deep, right. runs deep. Deep.

Unknown: 31:24

What do you recommend Bobby let go of if anything,

Bobby: 31:27

go. I just mean

Unknown: 31:30

about you. What do we recommend that Bobby let go of quail blocker? I would say any past frustrations in his endeavors. Oh,

Bobby: 31:41

my God. Thank you.

Unknown: 31:43

Because it's a whole new a whole new thing going on? Yeah. Like I always like these past failed three seasons. getting knocked? No, because I could have I could have said if it were for me, like, myself. I was gonna say past failures, but like more like past like, great sort of past, like, unhappiness or frustrations with whatever it was

Bobby: 32:06

right. And that and everybody goes through that. That's the thing. Yeah.

Unknown: 32:08

And so you gotta learn a lot of go and I'm the number one person to not take my own advice. But that is what I would say. I'm for question three. Gay. That was

Bobby: 32:21

really great. Yeah, I know. I'm like, I look at you like you're so miserable. But yet, you just touch some hearts.

Unknown: 32:28

I do what I can touch what you want.

Bobby: 32:30

Touch. Anything. That's the game. Santa Fe. That's

Unknown: 32:34

a good game. Okay, well, let me tell you it's a game called we're not really strangers. And so we're trying to become not strangers with you. I know. I need to actually make that one. I know.

Bobby: 32:44

What's really funny is you're gonna be like, God, you're huge. No, like, seriously? Like my stature bro. Like, I are like, Why are you so just

Unknown: 32:56

year here? Really? I don't normally do this. No, I

Bobby: 33:02

think it's funny. When people meet me for the first time in real life. They're like, Oh, wow. He's just like, a big dude. Like, yeah, tall. Okay.

Unknown: 33:09

I look forward to that.

Bobby: 33:10

Yeah, I look forward to meeting you too. I was actually talking to Michael today. I was like, to be honest with you. I'm probably taking like four business trips to New York City business.

Unknown: 33:18

Okay, but I'm also coming to Columbus.

Bobby: 33:20

Yeah. Oh, yeah. My work is really we're able to like touch dicks again. We are

Unknown: 33:25

gasworks is open and I need to be in your hot tub like yes. Oh, yeah.

Bobby: 33:29

The hot tub is fun. I need to be in the hot tub. And that's a good place to get deck what actually it's it's not

Unknown: 33:36

that's been Dan's problem. arm and other you're

Bobby: 33:41

talking about basic gays.

Unknown: 33:42

Yeah, we got we love talking about basic games, because we hate that.

Bobby: 33:46

Yeah. Talking Hey, well, cuz there was okay. So we're going to talk about basic gays this week. Then

Unknown: 33:51

I'm going to talk about one on one basic gay.

Bobby: 33:54

Okay, go ahead.

Unknown: 33:55

So Dave, who's been on the show before our friend Dave, he was telling me he has two problematic roommates. And both of them yesterday. were gone from like, early morning until

9: 34:05

30pm. And as you know, it's football Saturday, because that's happening apparently. Right. So they've been out they've been partying. God knows where then they come home hookups are planned. No. Yes. Well, yeah. randoms randoms and a pandemic.

Bobby: 34:21

That's irresponsible. That's a basic ass gay.

Unknown: 34:23

We're gonna have to cut this Look at his face. It's a basic ass gay. No, it is it is. And I can say like, I feel like well ain't like why. Why? Wait, are you talking about me? The thing is, I don't like live with anyone though. So it's kind of like, I don't really have your basic. No, no, I have anyone since August. Okay, well, we'll start this base. Oh, let's talk about the ago.

Bobby: 34:54

That's what I want to talk about though. Did you really should talk about No, but that is a basic case. So what I'm getting at is There's a story today or not today that's de la basix you follow them

Unknown: 35:05

yeah I love them

Bobby: 35:05

Did you see what he was talking about a white party in Mexico like the white dress whatever and there's people there there's like it's circuit gays or whatever so they go to all these like parties in different cities and they're like yeah the white Party and the like foam party and all this Yeah, have

Unknown: 35:18

you seen the movie when boys fly?

Bobby: 35:21

No, but I've heard

Unknown: 35:22

it's all about the circuit games and it's well it's

Bobby: 35:25

got stare fucking terrible I hate and apparently though there's guys going to Mexico so la shut down so all like some of the basic gays from there went down to Mexico for this whole party and where are the places called? What's the place where all the gays go?

Unknown: 35:37

Quiet today. Hey,

Bobby: 35:38

Yeah,

Unknown: 35:39

what's up? Oh my god. My phone just came back from there. All

Bobby: 35:43

right. So literally I guess there's these guys though. This is I know I'm not vouching for this I don't have any like research but this is what I was reading some gay guys who get HIV decide they don't want to get treatment because they want to die. So

Unknown: 36:00

it sounds like a topic for coming soon.

Bobby: 36:03

So and that's a big controversy

Unknown: 36:09

back that thought process so so

Bobby: 36:11

not only is there a pandemic you're going down there and just like being free nasty without and they don't i don't know if they did like teller status or not. But

Unknown: 36:18

that's the thing is like I get if you don't want to get treated because you want to die, but then you have to do that in a vacuum and not spread it around to anyone out right. Like I could get lung cancer. I want to die but I'm not giving it to anyone. Like right you know, it's like tag you're it. Right like that's bullshit. Yeah. So that's what they were like

Bobby: 36:38

that so then on top of that, they're like well in the pandemic so like these gays went down there no masks and

Unknown: 36:44

that was the whole thing about Fire Island during pride is like all these fucking people on fire on and on like a never happen to me because I've never been invited the Fire Island, but also I would know I get invited. I was like, well,

Bobby: 36:56

I've never been asked, so I really don't know you have to wait. So you can't just go there

Unknown: 37:00

when you can. But unless you have like a crew, you're kind of like a loser and you have a house rented right years in advance. Right? Like it's not like, like, like hotels or anything. It's like you have to like, house a thing there on the coast? No. Are you kidding? Sure. worst idea ever together. Well, I am never gonna have the body in order to get my phone to fire.

Bobby: 37:20

I have the body you do? You do yada yada yada yada yada yada. yadi big titties big ways. Big Ass everything's big. Big. Wow.

Unknown: 37:33

Big except where counts? Yeah, no, I feel like the gays are just completely delusional. When it comes time to like, be practical. I think they value like validation within their community and like, rising up in their social circles over like what safe and responsible and it's just like, humiliating for all of us.

Bobby: 37:55

It is it's a bad look like you're making us all look bad. Bitch,

Unknown: 37:59

bitch.

Bobby: 38:00

Some of us at home with no. gays though, are just like, I mean, it's like we're not supposed to be really? No, and I feel bad. There's some people who are like, single. Yeah, I'm like, right? on anyone. But like, that's gonna be really hard though

Unknown: 38:17

to it's like Trina was talking about it up in Montreux? And they were like, okay, you can't hang out with anyone else at your household. And then they're like, Well, okay, if you have like a friend,

Bobby: 38:26

but they said, it has to be our

Unknown: 38:29

partner. And she's like, what if it's not a romantic? You know, it

Bobby: 38:31

was platonic. Or like, what if it's sexual?

Unknown: 38:35

What? What is a friend with benefit?

Bobby: 38:38

So I mean, you

Unknown: 38:40

need to have friends, you can have people you have a small social circle like

Bobby: 38:43

but it's very hard for gays I guess. Because we have our chosen families too. So like, we don't have that backbone of families. I mean, a lot. I mean, I we all three do I believe, like we have our families and go to. I mean,

Unknown: 38:55

everything is just like being like, complying with protocols goes a long way, which I feel like they don't do that either. Like you can go out and like go to dinner and go get a drink and wear a mask and wash your hands and not touch people and be fine but like that's that's not gonna do it or do not happen when you have like eight people at a table Washington football game and shouting and you're when did the gays care about college football? Saturday? Columbus, Ohio. Okay, that was a shock. To me.

Bobby: 39:24

You'll see it. Yeah, you'll have to come in the fall as well as whenever. Yeah. But

Unknown: 39:28

I was like, I would get like NFL, but college football like well, college much more. Oh,

Bobby: 39:34

there's like 100 Well, there's 100,000 people that fit in the stadium. But there's like 250,000 people that like tailgate before and it's like this whole big thing. You're gonna get drunk. You're gonna love it. It's like you're so Midwest, you know? So you're

Unknown: 39:46

expanding Penn State games. I thought they were friends. But back when I thought it was strange.

Bobby: 39:50

I don't know. Maybe I don't really as a gay but here being gays like Columbus. I feel like it's not that big of a deal. Kind of normal. It's like you're like oh your partner cool. Like there's no you're gay. Kinda like New York. I'm in New York for like that too. But nobody would think that about being in the Midwest and like being at I mean, I guess we're number 13 biggest city sorry. So we're no New York but

Unknown: 40:11

we want to be on a maybe we can get some of the van cookies. Ivanka key.

Bobby: 40:15

Because you made them all.

Unknown: 40:17

Jim, how did you even decided you were going to order those? Well, I think I saw them on a TV show. I watch a lot of cooking shows because I have a problem. disorder and eating disorder probably like trigger warning, but sorry, I saw these cookies. It's like when I saw milkbar on a show and then I like I said

Bobby: 40:38

bar. Oh, you like

Unknown: 40:41

hate milk bar? My cake.

Bobby: 40:43

Oh, why?

Unknown: 40:44

Because I had that cake for my birthday. I thought milk bar. Well, okay, the pie, right. I was admittedly I've never had the pie but I've gone and had like dirt like ice cream. And it changed the name dead asked. He's like milk. It does. And like, it's like cereal milk. It's like milk. It's cereal milk ice cream. So it's like, it's not ice cream. Or what like melon. It's like tastes like cereal milk. Oh, it's disgusting. It's not ice cream. I don't know. Yeah. And then the crack pie which they now call something else because crack is bad crack is wack. Remember the SEC when that

Bobby: 41:16

slipped sauce? sauce changed?

Unknown: 41:18

It's the same thing. Like we can't say anything about anything. I can't know. Sure.

Bobby: 41:23

It's a real true thing.

Unknown: 41:25

We're getting banned from Twitter. We're not even allowed to say crack. Yeah,

Bobby: 41:27

thank you for using the word gun.

Unknown: 41:29

I can't even say the word con or Olive Garden ask pitch without getting

Bobby: 41:32

reprimanded as a band. Honestly, all girls they have a lot of power. They're in bed with sweater. They're fully in their garden is in their head when

Unknown: 41:42

they are sleeping with Twitter. So

Bobby: 41:45

problematic case. Yeah, I want to go back to that just like slightly. feel like they always

Unknown: 41:50

feel like they love milkbar not gonna lie. Yeah, love No my day like they. They probably don't eat a whole lot of love. And

Bobby: 41:59

it's too many calories but lush. They've used less

Unknown: 42:02

fucking hatless. Oh my god with one brand I hate it's lush. So, um, the back to

Bobby: 42:09

basics, or Jim has to have the basic goodness is that we?

Unknown: 42:12

Yeah. Plus, I would love Austin. Like I would probably hate the meat locker district. The district hacking? No, you'd love to. I think you'd like me packing me packing fun.

Bobby: 42:28

Yeah, me packing is fun. So Chelsea Chelsea.

Unknown: 42:34

Chelsea is like we're like established gators go to live like I'm gonna die. Yeah, I don't I don't really hang out with Chelsea that often though.

Bobby: 42:42

We just went down there for to see like some place that you the market.

Unknown: 42:46

Chelsea Market. Yeah, it's really cool.

Bobby: 42:49

It's neat. It's cool. You're gonna love

Unknown: 42:50

me. I don't know. I really liked LaGuardia though.

Bobby: 42:53

It's gonna be so disappointing when you see the traffic like legit. Oh my god. Yes. When you go

Unknown: 43:00

to leave LaGuardia. You're gonna want to die. You're gonna be like, LS was like that. Oh, yes. Okay, so

Bobby: 43:07

this is worse because so le x those organized? Yeah, well, yeah. LaGuardia is not like everything's under construction. You have to follow these like fake ass detour lines. And also like, stand here. Like, I mean it.

Unknown: 43:18

Like when I came back from Austin, and it took me like 45 minutes to get a cab and I'm like, What the hell's going on

Bobby: 43:25

here? And they move this last summer there. They had moved the wherever you go to pick up Uber. So like, what the fuck? Where are we like you just it's the

Unknown: 43:33

worst. It's the worst airport? I'd rather watch JFK I'd rather do Newark to be honest with you in Jersey. Actually, a

Bobby: 43:39

lot of pilots don't like LaGuardia either. Why? Because they take too long to take off because it's only two runways and it's in the tightest airspace in America. So like no, so JFK is better because it's on the outer. It's like outside? More than because I mean, LaGuardia like in the city?

Unknown: 43:54

Yeah. Well, both of them are in Queens, I

Bobby: 43:57

believe. Where's the JFK like out though?

Unknown: 44:00

Janka is way further away? Yes. Yeah, yeah. So it's harder to Manhattan but

Bobby: 44:04

some people would rather go to JFK than deal with LaGuardia bullshit. Yeah,

Unknown: 44:08

I didn't know this. I have so much to learn. Why don't you get with the New York lanes Okay, so you're gonna come and we're gonna go to Hell's Kitchen some amazing his house kitchen is the best

Bobby: 44:15

Yeah, we're gonna bring like our iPhones. We can get recordings,

Unknown: 44:20

and my new one bedroom apartments only 20 blocks north of Hell's Kitchen.

Bobby: 44:23

Oh my god. I forgot.

Unknown: 44:24

How is that? Do we walk block? We've all depends like I would probably jump in a cab to go up to my apartment to be honest with you by Hell's

Bobby: 44:34

Kitchen. Yeah, it was like I see us walking down killed it. But when you're blackout It's not like I can write and do 20 like

Unknown: 44:43

we can pregame at my apartment and like meander our way down but at the end of the night, like boom, straight up.

Bobby: 44:49

Yeah, like we got to get that over. Yeah, and there's some I've never seen on the Upper West. Hmm. But I'm gonna look up hotels there. I'm gonna start lean squad though,

Unknown: 44:59

huh? I just bought a peloton. Oh my god Wait are you wait Jim? When does it come? February 5? there by that point I will be 400 pounds.

Bobby: 45:10

You can't write it then. Oh my god weight limit.

Unknown: 45:12

Oh my god you're gonna cry. You're gonna crush your belly now are you above the weight limit?

Bobby: 45:17

I am no you're No you're not. Honey I'm telling them thick. I have like a big arm like a big a big bone.

Unknown: 45:25

The weight limit 300

Bobby: 45:28

Yeah.

Unknown: 45:29

Holy shit I didn't know that. That's not that much

Bobby: 45:32

and the thing is that the My thing is this if you're not that high, you

Unknown: 45:37

so tiny white rice tiny.

Bobby: 45:40

I'm like So who are you? Well remember that commercial that will change it like they don't ever show a fat person trying to ride a peloton. I'm god that's what I'm miserable about

Unknown: 45:48

honestly. Shit. I mean, like I don't know that's that's it is I might have access has equipment like 300 pounds is not like so my goal

Bobby: 45:57

is to get down to below 300 but then the other problem is they don't have my shoe size on their website, so I might have to get like fake ass. Because you have to have the clip shoes. Oh,

Unknown: 46:05

wait so your feet are too big family. Yeah, who beat daddy back him he's thicker anyone? All these big fat fucking feet. You want to look like you want to like this big fat toe?

Bobby: 46:21

Disgusting. Well, it sounds as basic as they come so

Unknown: 46:26

right let's talk about basic gays. They

Bobby: 46:27

have a podcast.

Unknown: 46:31

Have the time they depend on my God. Yeah, you fucking basic. Yeah, no, no, we're the worse. I'm so mad at myself for getting on it. Why? I love it. But see he loves it. It's like annoying. It's like Oh,

Bobby: 46:46

is that like a retaining wall? Or Lego?

Unknown: 46:48

room divider? Yeah. oriental room.

Bobby: 46:51

Yeah, like that though. My

Unknown: 46:54

grandpa would say studio for three and a half years. What you know why I won't need

Bobby: 46:58

that anymore. Oh, be social bringing Justin. Oh no,

Unknown: 47:00

it's hitting the curb. It's hitting the first half or whatever. Everything's going on first app. First app where I live. I live in personalities. I live I brought down already on the river. I brought down like three dressers already and it's left down there when I was already gone. By the time I came back to my coffee. I was like, can't you

Bobby: 47:17

almost like see LaGuardia from where you're at?

Unknown: 47:19

I was like, elevated more I'm sure. Yeah. I mean, wait, where? Are you moving up or wise?

Bobby: 47:25

sighs I'll show you. I don't know what that is

Unknown: 47:28

just 77 in Columbus. Wait, but guess what? It's above my storefront is Shake Shack. No, I'm gonna get so fat. Oh, man. Just as I started lean squad aren't finding apartments in New York City. The worst thing ever. Yeah. But now everyone's gone. So it's super easy, right? Everything's cheap. Probably two. I literally negotiated it down. 200 bucks a month. Yeah. Wow. Really? I was like he wanted 22. And I was like, I'll pay you 2000 He's like, okay, that's pretty good for a one bedroom. Yeah, right with air polish.

Bobby: 47:59

That's Columbus Circle. But I'm trying to get back out. So it's really

Unknown: 48:02

exciting. Well,

Bobby: 48:03

I think we're out of time to be honest.

Unknown: 48:04

We are.

Bobby: 48:05

I think this is a good first episode with the MS. On we answer some deep questions. I feel like we got

Unknown: 48:10

really like the deep questions to be honest. I feel

Bobby: 48:13

like there's so many we can do one a week. I

Unknown: 48:16

feel like we should do one a week. In person really shout them out because it's literally from a company. Oh, I really wish that I remixed the Santa baby would be hilarious. It's like as a separate little thing.

Bobby: 48:30

To promote the show. We need to definitely start thinking of like, look up the lyrics. It's trash,

Unknown: 48:36

Santa baby.

Bobby: 48:37

This has been another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. And I'm the myth. Thank you for another great week.