Why are you exposing that inner thigh?

Bobby: 0:00

Hello, everybody, welcome to another

Jim: 0:03

episode of not Well,

Bobby: 0:05

I'm Jim and I'm Bobby. Thanks for joining us again. Oh, happy 150

Jim: 0:10

Why? You

Bobby: 0:13

actually happy like three years?

Jim: 0:16

Seriously, three?

Bobby: 0:17

I don't really only kind of as to as COVID was like a shit show. Okay, good. Like I don't feel like we had enough time in public before we got shut down. So now we're starting to get our wheels again. Right? It makes sense. Where wheels again or wheels ever gonna start riding again. Are we just gonna be in park?

Jim: 0:34

We're gonna be spinning our wheels for the next three years.

Bobby: 0:37

It's a little bit crazy.

Jim: 0:40

I can't believe it's been that long. I heard in 50 episodes. Yeah, like, like one day people will look back at this and this will be history and the artists history like

Bobby: 0:49

these faggots? These fucking homos. This one was huge. Oh, they're

Jim: 0:53

like before we collected them all put them in camps and exterminated every last baggage on the planet. This was a podcast happening with monkey pox is happening. Okay, we need to talk about the pox. Let's just do our potluck briefing right into the pot,

Bobby: 1:07

your pox Brut weekly briefing.

Jim: 1:08

So basically, monkey box is spreading like wildfire. And there's people here in Columbus with it by the way. That I know

Bobby: 1:17

I wonder if it's been spreading like this though, for longer than we thought could be. And now we're all freaking out. But like we've all had it when I had it. But like, I

Jim: 1:24

don't know, it's pretty painful and like the lesions or space was like you would see them. Yeah, you would have none of you had it. You don't really like the lightest you don't get like an asymptomatic monkey pox case. It's, uh,

Bobby: 1:38

yeah, I'm scared. I know. So it makes me not want to touch any gays.

Jim: 1:43

I was gonna say is like, a lot of you know, the media outlets been like, portraying this as only gay men get it and it's only a sexually transmitted disease when it's not. It's absolutely not because now a pregnant woman has it kids. It's like so

Bobby: 1:57

but just like AIDS, we're gonna delay delay, delay delay, and I'm disappointed in Biden.

Jim: 2:02

I am disappointed in the government. I'm very where are our fucking shots?

Bobby: 2:07

Where are the shots? Where are the task?

Jim: 2:08

Where's the shot?

Bobby: 2:09

This is this. Do we not learn from Coronavirus? And we obviously like literally the suggested that

Jim: 2:14

we just did that where they're like, oh, it's not it's not here. It's in the UK and don't remember gay men in like New York City and then LA and Chicago.

Bobby: 2:23

In Atlanta for Atlanta. Santa is rampid Atlanta gay is

Jim: 2:27

sister leather happened in end of May in Chicago International, Mr. Leather. Summer and then June pride comes and it's like,

Bobby: 2:35

well, a lot of guys hibernate in the winter. But summer we want to touch our bodies. We want to show our bodies he wants to. And I want to they

Jim: 2:42

want to, they want to. But yeah, it's a little rough. Getting to the point where like, last weekend I went to a gay wedding. And even after that, I was like, could you scrub yourself? Don't on bristle brush. I literally I was like, Who did I hug? And then I'm like, Well,

Bobby: 2:57

I had long sleeves and pants on. Well, this is the part that bothered me a little respiratory droplet part that can't avoid but like, if let me just do a little PSA from not well, if you have lesions that are like leaking on your body. Don't come near me. Don't go to public we stay at home. You shouldn't be out any right. Why are you trying to fuck somebody? Right with lesions all over your body? That's disgusting. It's like

Jim: 3:18

I'm sure there are people spread it maybe like for some terrible symptoms, I hope but it's like, otherwise it's like no, if you have something that looks like the worst day of your life on your inner thigh, why are you going out to have sex? And why are you exposing that inner thigh? That's the other thing. Like you can cover your leisure. It's like like, we're really not slut shaming. No, no, no, it is to the point where you're like, at some point it but it's on your arms like don't go in public where you're lesions leaking everywhere. Just go with a random grinder person like your don't go to the club. Like why are you doing that? Why are you going to a club like what's going on? So from now on gays, it's time to block it up. Loctite I mean, I'm certainly gonna say from my

Unknown: 3:56

three year loved ones are inside. Leave him outside, lock the doors the whole time. Why don't you go to the bedroom and lay down for

Jim: 4:05

the next couple of months or however long it takes to get most people vaccinated. People should not be having 10 sex partners a month sucks. Like, what? 10am I want to be a whore. That's the people in the UK. It was like when they surveyed them. Most of the men had like 10 and

Bobby: 4:19

the streets were like, Oh my God, and it's like, well, halfway straight man. We're fucking the gays. So let's not play games, or you

Jim: 4:24

go to one origin and you're gonna have 10 partners. So it's kind of like I love hope streets are so jealous of the gay life. Yeah, they are. They are so jealous that you had sex with someone else. And

Bobby: 4:32

you're like, I saw 10 decks this weekend. What? And they're like, You got to have sex twice this month. They're like I just went to my kids soccer game. I'm

Jim: 4:41

like, literally, they're like, I'm like what are you doing this weekend? They're like, movie night

Bobby: 4:47

okay, I'm gonna go look at DEC

Jim: 4:50

I'm gonna avoid that.

Bobby: 4:52

Why don't have now I kind of like moving. No, I

Jim: 4:55

like I'm just just I know we but the straight lifestyle like when you talk to straights. It's kind of Like, like they are, especially with kids like, what are they doing? Even? You know, literally right? Like, what do they do?

Bobby: 5:06

You know, my favorite part about a straight is when you when you when you put them like, this is guys in particular like, you're like, Oh, he's a pimp. But then you like get to talk to him and then you realize like he's kind of inexperienced compared to you. Yeah. Even though he slammed pussy.

Jim: 5:21

I mean, relatively Yeah, it is like, like, it's like,

Bobby: 5:25

I'm like, I got this girl I met this girl last week I was I slugged her in the car. I was like, Oh, I've been like in a bathhouse Dick's. I mean, you have a different life. It's a different life. Like, Oh, you did a different life.

Jim: 5:36

And it's a different.

Bobby: 5:39

Spitting again. I'm on a different. I'm in a different line. Oh, you know, when you laugh like that. You sound like the comedian. Oh, his name's Jerry or something's on tick tock. Oh, he had in his gay partner. He's like, he's like a bigger guy. Oh, really? It's he's actually kind of like, it's a lot of dick. No, he's like, married to this guy. He's cute. I don't know if they play whatever. But all he does is get high all day long. He walks around these moves. And I'm like, This isn't me and he's like, You need

Jim: 6:06

a moo moo you would love it. Oh my so everyone should try to get vaccinated like our friends in Chicago have it you can get it in certain cities. I'm gonna get it in Montreal in two weeks. They're giving it out to tourists even just on the street walk in clinic, you don't need an appointment. don't need any health insurance. Great. I'm gonna be fun. You just get the vaccine. Boom, Bada bing, bada boom. It's so I hope that our government gets together. I'm not really not really optimistic. I'm not either. So I think everyone needs to reduce their number of sexual partners for a little while just watch your lesion and kind of wish it was winter bees and winter I think it would be like, because people are covering their arms wearing hoodies like you're not summer you're just literally naked in summer, if you're a gay if you go to a club, and everyone's dancing shirtless, overnight, not want to go in there. Because it's a lot of sweat. It's a lot of pressing up against people brushing by respiratory droplets. Like if you're talking to someone close, they can still spread it to you they have it. And here's the scary part. 21 day incubation period. So you don't know you might not have symptoms for the first five days. You might not have symptoms for longer, but I did say typically it was three to five days. Yeah. However, it really can't be 21

Bobby: 7:14

Can you imagine you're like I'm in the clear and clear like I was at that event? ago and my life aids like the wind was like scary. Like when I was scared. I like don't know, because I just had oral so like, what are the chances? It's like, oh my god, this is scary. And like it actually gave me a thought of like, I can't imagine what our other gay brothers were doing in like 1990 or gay forefathers our forefathers were doing when this happened. They all just died before daddy's died. A lot of them. Yeah.

Jim: 7:43

Yeah, thankfully monkey pox, you'll likely survive. It's like very low chance of killing you. Now smallpox will kill you, but monkey. And that's I was listening on the radio today. And it was an infectious disease expert. And he was like talking about how bad this is. Because what if this were smallpox? Like, why is it taking so long? We have these vaccines. Why are they not getting distributed? Right? Exactly. Because if this were smallpox, people would be dying like a lot of people. I mean, it's way more people who get it die.

Bobby: 8:09

I just feel like we're just so slowly creeping to we need to find like really hot gays like about 200 200 people. And like all our friends and then we all go to like the middle of nowhere. And we live our days there. That was enough trade in that 200 That actually arrived I mean, it'd be enough

Jim: 8:25

it'd be fun. You could do like a fun Yeah, and you still could have like a Yeah, I don't know On Tuesdays we suck off this person on Wednesdays we get everyone takes her sock and the person that gets the come wins$100 I like that's a little break that down. That's a good project. Yeah, good project to do project. The swallower gets to so okay,

Bobby: 8:46

do you remember hump man barrier? Remember the hump festival that I go to Dan Savage. I'm making a video this year. I'm assuming it's due in December. But I just thought of that. That'd be a really funny story. If everybody took a sock and then the person that yeah, it was like Do you want to come? It's like a game show.

Jim: 9:03

I love I think it's funny. You everyone market here mark your words, the winning. Everyone gets 30 seconds. Everyone goes up to a guy just blindfolded sitting on a chair, tied up his dicks hard. Everyone comes in socks for 30 seconds. It's a straight guy and whoever gets them to come, it's a straight present and he doesn't know and he doesn't know if it's a guy or girl right? Oh my god and any hole can be used for 30 seconds. Any hole. Yeah, not just sucking hands. It's all up all things, all things. The Lord will present to you all things considered with with Nina or what's her name? Nina Totenberg or corny Fisher? Or no, I think it's Nina Totenberg. She's someone on NPR I just know that girl don't test them. I'm like are slim said I'm Lakshmi Singh. Yeah, I like her. I like her to her.

Bobby: 9:52

I don't know if it is or not.

Jim: 9:54

So I have some questions about how your job is going. Okay, so like

Bobby: 9:58

are we done with monkey pox? I think we're going to have an episode with Joe gustado. Dr. Joe,

Jim: 10:03

we got to get Joker shoulder. Like Zhao, Xiao Zhao.

Bobby: 10:07

Oh, that's great. I can't get hired for this because I'm bored. I'm gonna be hard. Yeah.

Unknown: 10:14

epochs inside.

Jim: 10:17

Like you can't.

Bobby: 10:19

So my job sucks. I basically. So I was talking about last time how you know I was gonna quitting Hi, how many I want to say say

Jim: 10:33

so how last time how oh my

Bobby: 10:37

god full blackout like I have no idea what we're talking about when you say it again I need you to like refresh what I was talking Oh work that's how I feel inside that noise is how I feel. Basically I wrote my resignation letter, just like that. Yep. Because remember last week, I was like, Okay, I'm gonna run out like I was like, I was ready to walk out. I'm

Jim: 11:03

gonna collect my thing. Well, this week, I

Bobby: 11:05

wrote the fucking goddamn letter with a date and everything. And I was like, and I sent it to Mike and I was like,

Jim: 11:11

save it.

Bobby: 11:11

So at any time I talked, I talked to my co workers and I calmed down.

Jim: 11:17

But chips give them real. Yeah, it's happening. Honestly, it's time to make moves. The labor market is strong. There's a lot of jobs.

Bobby: 11:23

I might be a synthetic grass. You might it's a sign.

Jim: 11:30

We got to let Griffin know. So hot. I'm sorry. I might be his boss. But so for the people listening. Griffin is a long term play, man and he's a man. He's a full man's fucking he's a thick man. I mean, he's a man.

Bobby: 11:44

He's a tall guy, like skinny, but he's got he's got like, he's got like, nose

Jim: 11:49

cannon me though. Me. Those calves. It's the calves, the calves for me. And he came out to like, measure some backyard areas. You're gonna be working to tell them? No, he's gonna send me a quote on how much my dick would be $5 like, Oh, this is only $5 This could be on the dollar menu. But yeah, Bobby might get into that business to work with Griffin or just like them off. Yeah, you could be the little I'm

Bobby: 12:11

looking for a job. I'm actually if I'm being truthful, I actually, I'm psychotic. I wrote a business plan today. And I'm gonna pitch it to like my aunt. I want to open

Jim: 12:26

up a st one we're going to her Skene house in February but it's not happening.

Bobby: 12:31

I'm waiting for the scheduled to come out bitch. So

Jim: 12:38

you wrote a business plan to your aunt So

Bobby: 12:42

the future is all within these like apps like tick tock Instagram creators. Everything's about being creators. That's the new marketing. Everything's like that. Okay, so there's nowhere in Columbus though, where you can go especially if you're like not you don't have that much money to spend in something to be creative, like start a podcast and I'm guess I'm just speaking on my, our experience through this. Like all the different microphones and all the road casters on it's expensive. There's a lot of shit here.

Jim: 13:07

I mean, this room is like a hoarding. Well, okay, yeah. And that's the other thing.

Bobby: 13:10

I'm out of space. I'm trying to like work a business plan and also with an office that I can hang out and get away from your partner sometime. Oh, yeah. Well, he was like, You're never going to be home. Like, why would I? I wouldn't be I like working creatively. Yeah, I also applied for a job at Buzzsprout which is who hosts our podcast. It's a big pay cut, but it would be nights and weekends. But like, you answer emails as your job is remote.

Jim: 13:33

I was like, you can do that and that my other days off like when you want,

Bobby: 13:38

right and then I can get creative and like really blow up.

Jim: 13:41

Honey, honey, my resignation that's are in your, you're pushing yourself.

Bobby: 13:46

Yeah, it's bad.

Jim: 13:48

I'm proud of you.

Bobby: 13:49

Thank you. I just, I'm better than this.

Jim: 13:52

Yeah, you're gonna be

Bobby: 13:55

the problem is I've been there for 15 years. So that's like a that's a rough. That's a rough. That's a rough go. But that's how long um, but why is that a problem? Not a problem because I was like, at Buzzsprout you get 15 days off as you start. And all eight holidays that you can switch mix and match. And after two years of employment, you get another 15 days, so that'd be 30 days without any accrual or anything. Okay. Yeah. Blue Cross Blue Cross Blue. Blue Cross Blue Shield.

Jim: 14:29

You don't even need that yellow partner with health insurance right? I'm

Bobby: 14:31

gonna get off get onto his Yeah, don't take more of that money than actually

Jim: 14:35

exactly. Let daddy pay for your health insurance. So that's what Matt's gonna get on my health insurance money. So I'm just telling you we're getting turf and I'm getting on his insurance rely on your daddy's for line your daddy's because you never know. I'm just done. So you gotta be done. I'm done for you. But I do. I'm done here and about

Bobby: 14:56

there's a new diagnosis that says my goal. He's like There is a new movement and it's called quietly quitting. Okay? You don't quit your job, okay? You quietly put it. And by that it means you stopped giving a fuck and putting in 112% when they're not giving you 50% back. So you dial it down and make work not as important not as you don't do everything for your job, your job isn't to define you. And that's called quitting quietly. So you still work, you don't leave your job. But you leave your job mentally. I had to turn it off.

Jim: 15:29

I think I kind of did that. But I kind of did it. Yeah, I'm kind of just like, I'm gonna stay competent. I'm going in. I'm doing everything I need to do. But all the extra stuff. I'm not worrying.

Bobby: 15:40

Go the extra mile. It doesn't get you anywhere in life. It doesn't. Unfortunately, I

Jim: 15:43

really hate to say that it drains you though.

Bobby: 15:46

It says we're taught so that older people don't have to do shit. And the younger people are trying to prove to the older people that they're good enough even though the older people know they're already good enough. Yeah. So that's where we're at with that. So don't listen to these people. Stop. I mean, hustle for your job, I guess. But like, if you know that you're not going anywhere because of hustle. Maybe you'll get somewhere but like the majority of us are just gonna be hustling to keep our job

Jim: 16:06

that's the American lie is if you work hard, you get ahead. It's not true. Most people are going to work hard and not getting what is

Bobby: 16:13

ahead. I mean, if I didn't have a partner, I don't know how to afford to live

Jim: 16:17

no I know. Right? That's being not joyful are working hard and barely surviving right now. So it's like, what? Why are you telling us if we work hard every day at this shitty job what were exploited we're gonna exploit we're gonna be millionaires like no we're not we're gonna barely survive

Bobby: 16:32

you have an opportunity to move up in my company in 10 years.

Jim: 16:37

That is so fucked up.

Bobby: 16:38

It's there's a lot to it. So anyway, and maybe next week when it so this will be coming. This will be this will come out when? August 3.

Jim: 16:51

Okay. Huh? It's I'm right. Okay, so

Bobby: 16:54

the next episode in the last one is a 37 year old. My birthday is coming up. It's Leo season, bitch.

Jim: 17:03

I'm not ready for your birthday.

Bobby: 17:05

It just happened. What? Like it feels like it just happened.

Jim: 17:10

I was like, it hasn't happened yet, hasn't ani but why are you seeing it just happened?

Bobby: 17:13

It feels like it just happened. You already had it? Yeah. Like I felt like it just I wouldn't you said it early. Yeah, I

Jim: 17:18

feel like I'm just like, days, time not prepared for you to get closer to 14. It's gonna be a weird reality when I get there. Because then people are like, Oh, we're really old. Because I'm kind of like me. I've learned like, or the tip of the iceberg. And so when you tip into 40s I'm done. I'm done. I'm drowning. You're getting on the Titanic. I'm dragging

Bobby: 17:38

me where I'm at right now where you're like, What am I doing? Where am I going? How am I living? Like, I have tits. A fucking bad attitude. And yeah, you know,

Jim: 17:45

it's actually a tits in a bad attitude that

Bobby: 17:47

describes that might be my new T shirt. Talking about out of job. It's kind of cute.

Jim: 17:55

Oh, my god. I can't wait. What are we doing for your birthday slot? Um, nothing. Yeah, yeah, we are. We're doing something.

Bobby: 18:02

You're gonna be Montreal. No. You're not. He's gonna surprise me. No, we'll do something that we can after

Jim: 18:10

you have it the time free. Hopefully your partner didn't plan a trip. He dead. Uh huh. Are you going? Oops. Stop.

Bobby: 18:21

You're lying.

Jim: 18:22

All right. Well, we'll see.

Bobby: 18:25

Oh, oh my god. This

Jim: 18:27

is like real happy birthday for sure. No, fine. We'll talk to Michael later.

Unknown: 18:34

Oh, my god

Jim: 18:45

so gross. It's so fun and gross. So tired today.

Bobby: 18:49

I look really good. Get my hair now. And I'm wearing black shirt because I'm so fat and the other shirts, so I just wear black and it's fine. Don't spat. Don't spit it out.

Jim: 19:00

Swallow. Yeah, you're right. Actually, you can't see my test sets or anything in this black shirt. Yeah, that's why we're the shirt all the time. Meanwhile, I've

Bobby: 19:08

literally like four of the shirts for dark blue ones. Let's take a quick break.

Unknown: 19:17

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Bobby: 19:52

I almost said Come see come saw.

Jim: 19:53

I don't know why you would. But I love that I have like yeah,

Bobby: 19:57

because you said you had some things you needed to just Got some sundries so I feel like is it a Sunday? Or is it a main event?

Jim: 20:04

It might just need to be an event so we get this a fair. Am I scared? It's just funny. Like it's just something that I had to put down. So last night I went out. This is fresh. Yeah. Last night I went out with some friends. And it was a friend and his new boyfriend.

Bobby: 20:20

So you fucked up.

Jim: 20:21

Oh, no, not with monkeypox. I'm like I didn't fuck them. But I went out with a friend and his new boyfriend and and Matt was there. So the new boyfriend is from a very small town. Like how small? I'm in Ohio, I think three to 4000 people in the whole village. Like it's a village. It's not so he's from the north, west area northwest area. So he's German. Oh, yeah. Yep. So we're like talking I had had like a few beverages. And so I was a little bit like, you know, say qua Jenna say, quoi having fun. And I was like telling him I was like, we ordered biscuits. I said, Okay, well, do you have a biscuit? He's like, Well, is it more like bread? Or is it more like a biscuit? I'm like, it's called a biscuit. So it's gonna be more like a biscuit. He's like, Oh, don't they normally bring bread before dinner? Well, no, here they have biscuits. So it's like the bread of this restaurant is a biscuit. I was like, I don't know. Don't they normally bring bread before dinner? I was like, what type of restaurant you think we're anyways? So they bring the bitterness bitch. I'm describing it. I'm like talking about these biscuits. I look over at him and he's

Bobby: 21:31

name Jaya. Jebediah is named Abram. What is the name? Abraham? No, that's

Jim: 21:38

what happened. Like it was just like, he went like, was he praying? He was praying. I I said what just happened? He's like, What do you mean? I said, What just happened with your face and your eyes were closed. He was like, I was praying. I was like,

Bobby: 21:53

I mean, God, I hate gays.

Jim: 21:56

Hello, are you up to date with what's going on? Like Hi y'all. Welcome to our new our new series where God literally kills people every episode. Yeah, it's literally happening every it's every episode says like, Okay, fine. That's like, interesting. I was like, okay, yeah, your faith, your faith. That's great. I said, as long as you weren't disgusted by the biscuits, because then I would really be offended. Right? Like, you'd be more like listed face to face. Yeah, it's at third in Hollywood. Yeah, I've

Bobby: 22:20

never been there. Okay, we'll go Yeah, we

Jim: 22:22

need to talk style car. Then the salads come out. And I'm like, okay, like, Do you want some salt and pepper? Do you want some pepper? Like a lot of you know, he's like, pepper. Yeah, like fresh cracked pepper on a salad. And he's like, first time for everything. He's never put pepper on a salad. Is

Bobby: 22:40

he ever never Is he a Quaker? What are they called?

Jim: 22:45

I honestly, I'm questioning everything now. I'm starting to be like is a man tonight? Was he rescued from a hostage with a Night Night? Night night night?

Bobby: 22:53

Oh, good night. Was a good night. You said it. She said it Jade said it and I thought it I was

Jim: 23:00

thinking it Jade said it's because you said man I know I know like kid and I

Bobby: 23:05

was like what does that mean is that um and I'm like Mennonite there's no car that so Mennonites are like the Amish but they like have more freedom. There was a boy that you still there was a boy when I first moved here. He was like this little like he was kind of hot. He had a good body but like he was a Mennonite and

Jim: 23:22

do you know what the but he could suck a deck and Amish. Amish is fantasy is to Mennonite? Amish fantasy to Mennonite? I like that gay Amish

Bobby: 23:36

Amish jokes landing these days.

Jim: 23:39

With monkey pox. Not so much. Oh, actually. They probably already have the they probably are immunity to it. They got their cows. Yeah, her babies. So they're like monkey pox. Monkey pox. We had it. So yeah, the pepper scene happened.

Bobby: 23:53

So are you like at this point? How are you feeling? Are you like annoyed? Or are you like, Are you like just floored?

Jim: 24:00

I was mostly just floored. Like I was in shock that I'm like you've never someone has never put pepper on their salad before like it's not a weird thing. Right? Like most no do that and a branch and some chairs and or people see other people doing that? Yeah, like you don't like most waiters at a nice restaurant. What do you like fresh cracked pepper on ranch? Yes. Yeah. Cesar. Yeah, Cesar. Yes. So I don't know. So I just like felt like that was a little like, Oh, was that cute? Yeah, kinda was like a baby gay moment. You know? Like, we're old like we've done this all but it's just like a baby human moment. Yeah, he's like world because kind of cool. moved to Columbus. I'm like, if this is new to you, like, you're gonna have so many new

Bobby: 24:40

experiences like you sit at a wall after fucking 10 o'clock.

Jim: 24:44

I know. Now, did

Bobby: 24:45

he have blond hair? Yes. Oh my god. So he's like fucking German. Uh huh. I have to maybe here's the experience anybody from the South before?

Jim: 24:54

Nobody might like it, or a big boy. Now he has a big boy.

Bobby: 24:58

He's probably like what six But big hands and feet and had Yeah, thick

Jim: 25:04

pecker had big pecker, actually.

Bobby: 25:07

So how do you so Okay, so like this is actually kind of a fun journey we should follow. Follow him for a day like we'll like go take him out take let's take him out.

Jim: 25:16

Oh my god, we should let's just fuck if I can do it. Let's just fall back. That's not what I meant to say 14 slips.

Bobby: 25:24

I'm such a dork. 40 and slap.

Jim: 25:27

You don't even know what that is anyways, segment in fro Freud. Freud. Sigmund Freud, the

Bobby: 25:34

philosopher, or psychologist? Yes. Yeah. Philosophical psychology is a Freud. Teddy Freud isn't the one. Yeah, he's all about the ego. Death ego tough.

Jim: 25:46

My little Smarty My Little

Bobby: 25:48

Pony. gonna fucking call My

Jim: 25:53

Little Pony. Oh, I

Bobby: 25:56

don't remember the song.

Jim: 25:57

I say that all the time to Matt my little my little pony.

Bobby: 26:03

These little pony?

Jim: 26:04

Actually Matt did something we have to talk about.

Bobby: 26:06

Oh, this is looking at you who's watching the YouTube now here's looking

Jim: 26:10

at. So I'm at work. And I wait where it was. I was just out. I wasn't even at work. I was just out in public sound about running the streets literally running errands and I get a little text message. And it's a video of Matt's pants pulled down and something looking quite thick. It's caulk.

Bobby: 26:29

Now it was all pants are was there like just underwear or what was it? It was everything was painted scenesse penis out.

Jim: 26:35

I'm like, Okay, well, that's interesting. That's fun. That means, you know, don't take this negative. It's not that's not what it means I don't have to do anything. I'm not like you. So doing things for after I get that video. I don't have to do sexual things in order to get to survive and be on someone's health insurance. Board this life if I didn't suck a dick, every month, I would not be here. Sorry. I was struggling on that. So I the next message I get from him. It says do you think ADT autos auto security alerts has a human looking at the tax. And I'm like, Why? Because those are like our cameras sends us little clips. Every time someone triggers your camera. He accidentally sent that video to ADT first, because they were on the top of his text message because he doesn't know about pinning your text friends that you text the most other at the top in circles he just had. So like ADT sent a security alert as he was sending. So you clicked it and then he clicked the top because he he felt I was at the top. So he sent a nude video to ADT now why? I sent a message and I was like Sorry, we had a confusion. Yeah, no, I was just like, it'd be like this is I said is Is there anyone reading these? And so like, I never got a reply. It's auto it's just coming from the camera directly to our accounts. There's no person like reading them think oh, I

Bobby: 27:59

know you're saying so like you just hear alerts. So he sent it to an alert system. Thank God all Matt. Matt. This is why before you send nudes you have to look Oh, come on. You're like your

Jim: 28:09

What if your son had texted you? What if like, he's been good now. Who is Matt? Who is

Bobby: 28:17

which one feel really high and drunk, but I'm not here. Because you're not. I'm high. That's for sure. I woke up this morning with a headache and like dizzy and I was like, Is it because of marijuana but then i Obviously I tested for COVID I know I'm about to have anxiety. Okay, I need to talk about something else too. That just reminded me because you're nervous about going to Montreal? Because you don't want me to COVID Can we please talk about Trina Wintour?

Jim: 28:41

Yeah. Oh my god. I'm we've got to talk about now Trina for those who don't remember, is a. It was like early episodes. She's a Quebec qua celebrity. We interviewed her back and like 2019 and 20 minutes like literally like our eighth episode. She's a comedian, a podcaster. She had a show on CBC. She had a very talented stint on individual Big Brother one Quebec Big Brother meeting and up and coming comedian of the Year at the Quebec Comedy Festival, right? I mean, she's made the biggest comedy festivals ever. And then last night she was performing on stage and singing on stage. Like she's basically you know what, though? Did you see closely what it was Matteo lane? What do you mean closely? Did you see closely she was on she sang for set but that was for Alanna. Ha she just picked that song. I thought I didn't for Atlanta when she met Atlantis. I

Bobby: 29:29

thought she said two weeks goes yeah, eating her and now I'm singing her song.

Jim: 29:32

I don't think Atlantis was there. Where were they then? Was Elton John Comedy Festival? I think? No, because there was like Elton John. Someone's we need to verify someone posted a clip of Ellen being like this is for you or about you or something. Um, so that was separate, I think from that to ask her. I think she was at a comedy festival. Metallian was there headlining and then she just performed a song there.

Bobby: 29:51

That's awesome though. Regardless, she's even agents on up like 1000 people and you're like, Hi. Remember when you came up the walk up in Montreal that we were staying And we did an interview when Yeah, and also and also

Jim: 30:04

so basically supposed to meet her and then I realized I'm in the wrong city I'm in I'm in Quebec City when she's in Montreal and then I'm in Montreal when she's in Quebec City like maybe I should just flip flop a train up there. While we're flying. You really should but we're flying into Quebec City. So like we're you know, we have to be next we're fine.

Bobby: 30:23

Let's take a quick break

Unknown: 30:33

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Bobby: 31:02

I don't know. It'd be really nice to see her.

Jim: 31:05

I know.

Bobby: 31:06

You got to make it happen somehow.

Jim: 31:07

I probably will. You will.

Bobby: 31:09

You'll be like, Oh, we took a private jet up to cuz that's how you roll honey.

Jim: 31:13

I think Jen she's living her best life and we're still living in our slum life.

Bobby: 31:17

We're still I mean if you guys see lobby for the same job he's been in about the same shit over and over. Yeah. So oh my god. Are we pitiful now?

Jim: 31:27

Are we pitiful? Or do we prop up people who become famous?

Bobby: 31:30

Honestly, that's where we're gonna start. Okay, I'm only kidding. We did nothing for her. No, but like I think it's funny. It's funny that we like meet these we know talent when we see it. Yeah, that makes sense. Because we know talent scout we're scouts like we know and that person can be something Meg Salter. Oh my Yes. Hannah on binder fucking trainer. All these people we saw even though they were making their they did everything on their own. We didn't help in any way shape or form to shape their career. But we saw them and we knew they were

Jim: 31:58

special. Grant Gigi Yeah. Timon Yep. We were texting them before Gigi was even on yep drag race we'd text them yeah stop and that but we were getting on your I agree we're gonna interview grant Grantham was like when she was drunk at a party which is in that instant that Hollywood that family? It is Hollywood's when is Hollywood is we hope, we hope

Bobby: 32:18

and the funny part is is Simone is better than Gigi. And Gigi was like the queen bee in that house on the Simone and Simone are gonna do a lot of shit. Swung go ball headed.

Jim: 32:29

You're over here standing Simone. I know I don't remember that. Because like,

Bobby: 32:33

Honey, Nina West fan.

Unknown: 32:35

There's so much to do and so much to see. And like

Jim: 32:39

her granddaughters on the show and like a week so.

Bobby: 32:43

Yeah, we're gonna have Roxy and Holly. And really not rocks. I mean, Spargo Hollywood, Hollywood West. I think she goes by Holly.

Jim: 32:51

Okay, we're having Holly and Margo on. Yeah.

Bobby: 32:54

Well, we'll learn more about Holly. But these are two I really wanted to put us in drag but I just it's gonna be a lot because you've work I've yet work. I'll be over. Or maybe we should like plan something with under where we don't want to do it though. I'm so scared. We like go on stage and do a show and have people like vote and look for a charity or something. Oh, like not well, charity event at just request. Will we get in drag? Oh my god, we get other people we know like, just not normally go on drag.

Jim: 33:21

You've really been a little a little horror or a heart. I think I know what you want.

Bobby: 33:29

I mean, I'd like to see that body. You're not gonna like she is very sexual. Like, it's a very interesting you get a tingle. You know, it's really weird, though. You get a tangle. Like, okay, can I miss something? This is weird. I might cut it out. I don't know. But I think it's really just what I'm talking about. Do you ever meet a trans person and you it's hard for you to, like in your mind say like, that is a she? Yeah. Like it's hard at first where you're like, people are just people. Yeah. Oh, that was deep and that's high. But it's true. People are just oh, I just pay Paul. You're like, yeah, he put they are like he was like, whatever

Jim: 34:04

their whatever the thing is, yeah, you're like, Okay, once you get over that you're like, Okay, you're still just like how a lot of the cool straight guys are with gay guys. Because they're just like, yeah, he's gay. But like, whatever. I they want to suck me off. But whatever,

Bobby: 34:18

you will get more pussy. If you're and I've said this before. I know it's our demographic straight guys. But if you're listening straight guys, go hang out with your gay friends because and be nice and sweet and like flirty with them. And you'll get pissy every night from their friends. It's actually true. Like, if a guy if a gay guy likes you and you're a straight guy you are and you're in the club. You want

Jim: 34:39

to wing man.

Bobby: 34:40

You want to wing man, you want to wing woman you want to wing team? When we're a team. We usually see your dick though.

Jim: 34:47

That's how you get on the team. We have to we have to do a screen contest. And it's like you have to get it out. That's soft. And I actually really want to do that for real like so if you're in Columbus sign up. I want to see well this is a good question for Columbus. What Sit average stick length and Columbus. So let's do measurements and earth. But like, let's test so we're gonna do a soft and a heart and a heart. Okay,

Bobby: 35:09

I'm down. We can do like a documentary on Columbus.

Jim: 35:12

Yeah, I just want to know. Is it like Afghan warfare face? No, obviously. No.

Bobby: 35:17

It's so weird optics work though. They just are fascinating to me. Like, I really do want to do like a documentary because I don't feel like there's enough. It's all about like, oh, god, there's a dick on TV. Like even now, even today, you see a dick on Netflix, and you're like, Oh my God. Now, it's not a big deal. And I think it's because nobody talks about dicks. Like nobody knows really? What a dick. Like, have you ever really had a dick in your face?

Jim: 35:39

You just went off on a tangent. No,

Bobby: 35:41

but have you really looked at a deck and be really touched? in a scientific way? Yeah, well, if someone was have, but like most people, the girls never even see a deck until they have one right in their pussy. Oh, it is weird. They're like, I don't know. And that means you're like, Okay,

Jim: 35:55

I'm like, You're the one getting married? Yeah, like, you're getting married and you're gonna have a dick all the time. A lot. I feel well, and this is a problem with women need to explore a bunch of different decks because like sometimes likes to and they're limited like the best. The best I've ever had is the only you ever had honey. You met him in high school? Like,

Bobby: 36:13

can you imagine if you're a fucking the same person from high school? And I have people in my class are like, it's been 40 years and I'm like, Oh my God. We met in kindergarten and now we have kids. Oh, god. Yeah, not. And your kids are ugly. Like it's just not good. You I feel like there's something wrong with you if you marry your high school sweetheart. Sorry.

Jim: 36:35

You know, I honestly like and they're like, well, they're they have a great marriage. And I'm like they shed like Hello, they're gonna encounter something that then triggers them to be like I wonder what it would be like if and then that's the spiral that's all they do is gonna lie and cheating and fighting fight. It's just monkey pox and

Bobby: 36:53

then it's over. Then you're caught Bill. Bill okay. Now now yeah. Oh, yeah. We got to go into Bible I feel like this has been good mmm hmm Okay, so this week on the Bible Study Bible our

Jim: 37:09

Bible our we tried to do it in Bobby and Jim

Bobby: 37:14

he's probably nice so we're gonna skip through so basically did Genesis we didn't know we're all saved from the ark.

Jim: 37:20

Well, we did the whole genocide where God wiped out every everybody no no and his close family

Bobby: 37:26

yeah. And so basically moving on into the different chapters. Go ahead

Jim: 37:31

you go first, right Genesis chapter nine. God's charged to Noah and his son echoes his original command of the first animals and then to Adam and Eve to procreate and fill the earth this supports the idea that the flood is a kind of recreation of fresh start for humanity genocide, a genocide wiping out all everybody but no who like I'm sure every level I'm sure every human deserves death. Yeah,

Bobby: 37:54

okay, so then chapter 10. We have Noah who then they basically say spread your seed across the earth as basically what I'm trying to get us to 12 right. 11

Jim: 38:03

Chapter 11 Redmond spread so to sin, there's more rebellion against God, of course, I guess and they even reach for Heaven itself.

Bobby: 38:12

It's really bizarre. Okay, so that's where we're at. So then we get to chapter 12. Genesis chapter 12. Genesis chapter

Jim: 38:19

12. Honestly, the Lord tells Abraham to leave his country and family and enter a land that God will show him. The Lord says that he will make of Abram a great nation and that through him, all of the Earth, families will be blessed. Taking lot with Him. Abraham does as God says, He has 75 years old when he leaves her on for the land of Canaan. When they enter Canaan, the Lord appears to Abram and tells him that he will give his land to Abraham's offspring. In response, Abram builds an altar to the Lord. He gradually journeys toward the new gab. When a famine hits the land, Abram and Sarai go to Egypt. before they enter Egypt, Abram tells Sariah that because she is beautiful, the Egyptians may kill him and take her for themselves. Therefore she must claim to be Abram sister instead of his wife, as Abram had said, the officials of Pharaoh's household takes her eye for Pharaoh, and give Abram lots of livestock and slaves equal trade I would say very equal slave slaves. Back for a woman though you so know a seat spread so far then created slaves like I don't understand. Okay, but the Lord sends plagues into Pharaoh's house which leads Pharaoh to discover that Sariah is actually a brooms wife, he sins Abram and his household on their way.

Bobby: 39:27

So basically, we're saying is God basically told Abram who's a descendant of Noah, because now Adam and Eve are basically they're out of the picture. Well, the Noah's attached to them, but it's so fucking stupid. Sorry.

Jim: 39:40

Okay, so Abraham's wife got traded for slaves and livestock, and then that's normal. Because where did God say that in the covenant or whatever the fuck like right Earth and other slaves so why are you punishing them like you punished all these other fucking people slaves were apparently fine. They're fine. It was slaves. God's like slaves. Sure. He's like they're just working the lands they're not interested in it. They are though they have to be right and that's the thing that like so why were slaves okay? But the Lord afflicted Pharaoh and his house with great plagues because of Samurai, Abram's wife. So Pharaoh called everyone said, What is this? Do you feel like unreleased threat now? Why though what is this? I

Bobby: 40:18

feel like it's Sparrow said my sister.

Jim: 40:21

Why didn't use Yeah, why did you

Bobby: 40:23

fucking godless? Okay obviously Bible study kind of fell apart this week and I don't really fucking care because I think the goddamn Bible no offense to all of our Christian listeners our Christian listener that thing is the dumbest fuck like it is so dumb so now we're at a point okay, so let's just talk about what's happened and that's what we're gonna get juicy. It's getting juicy. So basically what's happening is he said, so we got to, I don't even do their thing. No, I did his thing. So after No, God was like, Well, now you need to spread your seed since you obey me and you're like a good person because God doesn't like sin.

Jim: 40:57

So Abraham if he does well is going to get to make a great nation of descendants.

Bobby: 41:01

So basically what they did was spread their seed to the get to Abraham. And then Abram was gonna go to Egypt and the other slaves. So I'm like, Okay, how many people do we create? And how what's the time period here?

Jim: 41:10

Right? It's literally like, are we talking like were the slaves come from? What are what How did God let a slave happen? How did godless has made people? Why did he say well, oh, that's part of life. And why such? Why if Abram is talking directly to God is God that like, Hey, you might want to free these slaves, or like, or, Hey, there's a lot of oppressed people in their lives that are doing all the work, building these pyramids or whatever. But can you maybe like release them? Do you just want to say your wife's your sister, and then send her to Pharaoh so that you get distracted? Oh, it is so dumb, and I'm gonna punish Pharaoh just for existing. And like, Why? Why did God hate

Bobby: 41:50

God kill somebody in every, every single chapter? He's like, Well, and God's wrath reigned over him and he's dead. But now he's alive because God said, so it's like, Oh, okay. I can't wait to get to Jesus. This is gonna be fucking great. Jesus, how do we get to like, what else happens?

Jim: 42:06

Like, I don't even this is as far as I know, there's a lot more bloodshed comes along. And he's like, Oh, by the way, we are souls. We've got to go through Leviticus, there's some great well, I want to go through like,

Bobby: 42:16

I mean, that's gonna be like a whole honey. It's a whole. I mean, it's a whole.

Jim: 42:21

Basically, the Bible section this week is very short, brief, but it's the same trends. It's trending not well, it's not well, now for our constitutional class. We are on Article four of the Bill of Rights now, right? That's right, which states the United States shall guarantee to every state in this union a republic form of government and shall protect each of them against invasion and on application of the legislature or of the executive when the legislature cannot be convened against domestic violence

Bobby: 42:50

section one full faith and credit Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each state to the public acts, records and judicial proceedings of every other state and the Congress made by General Laws prescribe the manner in which such acts records and proceedings shall be provided and the effect there have been reading

Jim: 43:11

that was pretty good except it said prove shall be proved not provide

Bobby: 43:15

my when I read this is like a legit thing. My eyes do not I can't stay on the fucking sentence. I can't I can't unless I fall with my finger I can't read. It's kind of true. That's why I like audio books.

Jim: 43:45

The audio constitution you just listen to it. Okay. Section two is the rights of states citizens and rights of extradition clause one privileges and immunities to citizens of each State shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of citizens in the several States

Bobby: 44:00

was to extradition of fugitives. A person charged any state with treason Felony or other crime, who shall flee from justice and be found in another state shall on demand of the authority of the state from which he fled, be delivered up to be removed to the state having jurisdiction of the crime

Jim: 44:18

laws, three fugitive slave clause, no person held to service or labor in one state, speaking of slaves, under the laws there of escaping into another shall and it consequences of any law or regulation there and be discharged from such service or labor, but shall be delivered up on payment of the party to whom such service or labor may be due, aka slaves law, which we were just reading the Bible, which is like, what's that? 4000 years before this? 5000 Depends on where you end it. They're talking about slaves and then here we are in America and the 1700s of like slaves. Slaves are going to have to be returned like can you imagine were directly connected to this dumb puking, but that's why I keep reading these. This because I'm like, This is so much more correlated than before. Really think right? Like it's not related? No, not related. Section three new states and federal Papago, you just go for now, clause one admission of new states, new states may be admitted by the Congress into this union, but no new state shall be formed or erected within the jurisdiction of any other state nor any state be formed by the junction of two or more states or parts of states. without the consent of the legislature's of the States concerned, as well as of the Congress clause to property clause. The Congress shall have power to dispose of and make all needful rules and regulations respecting the territory or the property belongs to the United States. And nothing in this constitution shall be so construed as to prejudice any claims of the United States or of any particular state

Bobby: 45:37

section four obligations in the United States clause one Republican government, is that right? That's what it says the United States shall guarantee to every state in the Union a republic form of government clause to protection from invasion and domestic violence and the United States shall protect each of them which is the state's against an invasion and on application of the legislator or the executive against domestic violence. Execute IV or have the execute IV executed what is happening you can't read really can't read. I love it. It's fine. Little Miss can't read. Little Miss. Your little miss can't read. Can't read and fat. Fat can't read? Um, yeah. So I mean, I mean, basically, it's protecting you against

Jim: 46:31

but this is like sounding like basically all the states are supposed to stick together and work together. And

Bobby: 46:35

yet here we are, have your own rules your own state, but you also are supposed to stick together and you can't go against another state and you can't form another state within a state.

Jim: 46:41

But then I'm like, looking around. I'm like, No,

Bobby: 46:45

I don't know. I think it's very interesting that again, slaves are like a thing. Like, I just slaves are like a massive, you're gonna read the Bible. They're like,

Jim: 46:53

Oh, and the Bible, slaves were in the Bible. And that's the problem with using the Bible as your reference point. It's like, you can eat shrimp like here and we're gonna close Red Lobster. Like, if we're gonna use the Bible for everything everyone's sending us country every morning. Ladies, lady, it is late as

Bobby: 47:13

this bill of rights and this Bible

Jim: 47:15

are horrifying. Like, why do we live our lives by these document? I don't know. I really, I'm seriously I don't. I'm starting to wonder. I'm like, Should we just redo all of this shit? Yes, the answer is yes. Because honestly, Noah sighs flood and redo everything from the beginning. Oh, that's what I wanted to tell you.

Bobby: 47:30

Are we getting on about? There's a new party that just started today. Why called the forward party? Okay. Andrew Yang. Okay. Some Republicans. Oh, so it's very centered. Okay. Very, it's a very centered party. Okay, I started today I signed up what? Yeah, so we'll put a link here. I mean, it's like it's very center. What's most important our Okay, I'll check it out. It's crazy. I'm like, Oh, my God, this makes sense. And how they have like rules about elections, they want to change and like all kinds of shit. We need an right party choice voting. Look at what's happening. Because the two party system we can't get anywhere. So we need we got to break it up voting.

Jim: 48:04

We need multiple parties, just like me, Andrew Yang

Bobby: 48:07

wants to give you like$1,400 just to pay for your fucking bills, just like that. So why don't people like him? I don't get up. Because we're gonna be paying for Hey,

Jim: 48:15

you don't have that $2,000 from the COVID money that gave us once. You don't have that. Still in your bank account? Because Mitch McConnell thinks you do. By the way. He actually said that. He's like, we have just give it we just gave people$2,000 with the COVID fund. Yes. Motherfuckers gave though.

Bobby: 48:32

I paid 20,000 for a month. Right. Okay, so, and the Koch brothers gave me 20 million last week.

Jim: 48:40

I mean, these politicians, they're disgusting. I don't endorse violence.

Bobby: 48:46

We don't endorse, not well, we also will not not be upset. If I'm not saying I would like it, but if it happened, we would not say anything about it.

Jim: 48:57

We would have to reevaluate that situation. And we would have to we would just have to take it as it comes. turn a blind eye

Bobby: 49:03

if you will. I have a sundry actually like legit ones. Andre Andres. Okay, so this week, my dog shit twice while I was at work. By twice I mean, two days. So it was Monday and now Thursday. She was a little upset stomach on Monday.

Jim: 49:19

But why would it still be upset Thursday? Unless she's

Bobby: 49:21

not really bad. She's a bad stomach. She really always has. Oh, yeah, she has a really bad stomach. Like she's always kind of diarrhea. Oh, like not always probiotic. Oh, poor but but she has a lot of energy. She's fine. But I got home on Monday, and I go and of course the nest keeps it nice and warm during the day. So I walk into the house and I'm like, Oh, I was like, Oh, I'm talking for spots in the kitchen. Yes. Oh, I

Jim: 49:54

thought you meant I thought you meant like a log was in the corner.

Bobby: 49:57

Oh no. I didn't know if this was throw up. Shit. Yep. Yep. So that's what? So that's what I did.

Jim: 50:06

I'm gonna throw up. My mom's calling it some other cousin die. Oh God, I don't know. Yeah, you should

Bobby: 50:17

Mother Hello. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. Did you just say? Yeah, cuz we're recording right now. No, I mean, dad is somebody dead? I know I've meant to call you but I have. I'm such a bad son. Always. All the time. No, I know he's a bad son. What are you doing right now? I'm driving from Patty's Yeah. Okay. Do you mean to call you back from you if you want to call me this weekend? No, I'll definitely call you weekend. It's only Thursday. All right, I love you. I'm recording. Thank you. Bye. I'm so cute. She really is cute. Yeah, she's sweet. Yeah, so there's shit. And I think it's shit. Some of its shit. Some of its throw up. I'm like, Oh, fuck. So I go upstairs. There's throw up in the closet. She was sick. Like she was sick.

Jim: 51:24

Oh my god. Why

Bobby: 51:25

did she not do it all in one spot. I know. I was like, Honey, can you just do it right at the back door? And I was like, you know, it's in little. Oh, yeah. And underneath the table. Oh, yeah. It was like unbelievable. Oh, she's so then I go home today. And I'm getting ready for Griffin who I didn't know was hot. Yeah, you had to clean your hole. I was like, Oh my God. There's shit right here and I have somebody coming over to my house in 10 minutes. I'm like cleaning up spring cleaning. So he gets to the door. I might have it on my fucking ring camera. I was like smells like shit in here how's it going? Good. Good. Bobby. Griffin. Nice to meet you. Sorry, the dog shit. Inside or outside

Unknown: 52:06

inside. I was like

Bobby: 52:11

I'm so awkward. He was so fucking hot. I don't use the door you don't think of

Jim: 52:15

he's not gonna want to fuck you. I'm sorry. I just had to say, Oh, really? Because of the stairs. First impressions are very important. So if he's walking in and he thinks you just blew up the bathroom? No, your dog.

Bobby: 52:26

No, I said the dog. Just share it here. So if it smells we can go outside. I said I'm just worried. I'm just letting you know right now. I'm just letting you know, right? Like big boy Griffin. Now, only Griffin likes a big boy. Yeah,

Jim: 52:36

he probably does. Well, who doesn't? Who doesn't like a big who and who doesn't want to stick it in a big boys when anyone I bring around you suddenly likes you. So it's like it's inappropriate. It's all just in the leg. I'm like, pushed to the side every time. Oh, yeah, you're pushed to the side and pushed to the side while you get the pox.

Bobby: 52:51

And so say at this point being pushed to the side is not a bad thing. So me on a part where it's no skin exposed. It's like if you're ugly, not getting laid right now. You are blessed. And you are welcome. And we want you to share us with your friends

Jim: 53:04

and shares with your mother. Even if she's calling you call your mother. Call your mother your mother Lee we really thought we were like someone could be dead.

Bobby: 53:11

Well, that's the first thing we said was who's dead? It's like really? Is that really the reaction? We're gonna have we were just

Jim: 53:16

at a funeral last week like sure that's going to be my reaction. Death is on your mind.

Bobby: 53:21

Death Zone. You know, mind. Death is on my mind. Death is on my mind. But that's okay. I think I'm actually feeling it more now than I have because the birthday is coming up. Just it's like been so are getting old. But like two weeks since my cousin died. And like, for some reason now it's hitting me more like I'm like, that's really fucked up. Like I'm like, not in, like sad, but I'm like, dad kind of Yeah, I'm like, that's really fucked up. And I'm like, and then hearing Buffy 38.

Jim: 53:49

So how old was he

Bobby: 53:50

35 puffing fat clouds.

Jim: 53:53

He was he's dead.

Bobby: 53:54

He was he is gone.

Jim: 53:55

Let's dust now. And $2 is dust.

Bobby: 53:59

Hopefully with his parents. Oh, they

Jim: 54:01

put the dust in the jaw. I

Bobby: 54:02

want to I want to just say better be out. You

Jim: 54:05

can actually turn that dust, dust. You can turn it into a diamond. Now they take it and put a lot of pressure and heat on it really can turn you into a diamond. Which is that honestly to me if you gave me a diamond, you were like this is grandma. I'd wear that every day. Like this is my fucking grandmother. It's a free diamond. Well, it's not freaks. They have to do it, but it's like a relatively free diamond. Wait,

Bobby: 54:24

no. Could you resell that diamond?

Jim: 54:26

There's no one's gonna know. It's a diamond. It's

Bobby: 54:29

not just cubic. zirconium It's grandma conium grandma's draconian almost pissy.

Jim: 54:34

Honestly, all parts, all parts can be turned into a dime. Here's a lot of carbon in here if you didn't know, well, I got a lot of fat to burn through. We used to do a science section every week. But some people didn't want to learn because their brains can't handle it. Oh,

Bobby: 54:46

I liked science. Bring it back, baby. I like science. Everybody likes to learn this is a learning situation with two gay guys from the Midwest. And that's why we're bringing on Dr. Geraldo de Estado Harada SatoLA beyond as well as Margo Wouldn't Holly Did we already know we didn't say bye? Oh that was like we like our but like we're so we're getting there but it's like our way oh you should get your lips done I just noticed like I was like oh this is

Jim: 55:11

Oh they are they're too down turning to like really get help with should I plumped them maybe you should if

Bobby: 55:17

you are a plastic surgeon in the area please reach out we'll have you on the show because I needed to

Jim: 55:22

talk bigger problems in the lips like most people go right to my tits and belly so there's a monkey pox and I'm like I need a shot for this fucking and you're like I need it we're like but we do we're gonna talk to Holly about yeah cuz Holly absolutely dabbles in the injection of injectables and they'll get her doctor on not like drugs but like no, not Lipson be dabbled. Injectable or if you want. I actually asked her anonymously. I was like, how do you keep them lips like luscious? How do you ask them? I noticed on Instagram, you bitch that NGL the NGL thing?

Bobby: 55:54

I got so many questions.

Jim: 55:56

Yeah, that question the one comment about about you? What question that was like,

Bobby: 56:03

I'm not I think it looks good, but I'm just wondering if Jim intentionally got plumpie Do you remember that question? Yeah. I was like, I don't know

Jim: 56:10

why someone's asking that but it's

Bobby: 56:13

kinda but also I think it's more like you're quietly quitting.

Jim: 56:17

I quietly quit I was like, really quit. Oh, I have to care about what I eat every meal. I don't I'm just if I want pizza like last night I've had pizza it was a Wednesday why I just wanted pizza I don't give a fuck I don't give a fun and today I was like I'm gonna get sushi and you had we had biscuits earlier in the layout biscuits last night actually twice because after a pizza I went to third in Hollywood I saw your you're like I had back it's

Bobby: 56:40

back again. I'm like we back Yeah, I was like, oh god. It's just a bunch of fucking

Jim: 56:47

biscuit lovers biscuit

Bobby: 56:48

biscuit loving locals only

Jim: 56:51

you've got to calm like I do I want to go to Whole I've never been so we'll go there.

Bobby: 56:55

Thanks for Thanks for watching and we love you and we're going to actually do the camera right this time by clicking it off.

Unknown: 57:02

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