With a Taste of a Poison Paradise, I'm Addicted to You, Don't You Know That You're Toxic? (Toxic Gays, Plant Gays, Butt Plugs, Urinals & Trouble)

Bobby: 0:01

Baby. Can't you see I'm calling a guy like you should wear a warning. It's dangerous. I'm falling.

Jim: 0:11

There's no escape. I can't wait. I need a hit baby. Give me it. You're dangerous and I'm loving it,

Bobby: 0:18

too. Hi. Can't come down. Losing my head spinning round and round. Do you feel me now?

Hosewater Girl: 0:26

With your taste of your lips? I'm on a ride. You're toxic I'm slipping under with a taste of poison paradise. I'm addicted to you. Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do. Don't you know that you're toxic?

Bobby: 0:47

Welcome to She's Not Doing So Well. Comedy podcast featuring Bobby. I don't want to be viral. I want to be inspirational and life changing? Because Listen, I'm at GE

Unknown: 1:01

gym at the

Jim: 1:02

top. What can I say? Finally he's just like you can unfollow me if you don't like my body.

Hosewater Girl: 1:09

Oh my God tell me all about a new york right but you like it mushroom shaped?

Unknown: 1:19

Talking about the show. Hello everybody.

Bobby: 1:22

Welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So. Well. I'm Bobby.

Jim: 1:24

I'm Jim.

The Miz: 1:25

And I'm the MS also known as the internet.

Unknown: 1:28

While he's

Bobby: 1:30

everyone we're coming in hot we're gonna not because I mean we're coming in hot. There's a lot of things on our agenda. There's a lot of things written down, Jim.

Unknown: 1:37

Yes,

Bobby: 1:38

Jim has been a

Jim: 1:40

Jim. Please talk to us, Jim. Jim's been galavanting and I have been I'm in trouble. Because I've been you know galavanting galavanting since now his dressy my third resi has been gagged

Bobby: 1:56

last week was really fun we were really like literally it took us like five days to actually complete the full version because I had to like paste all this shit together.

Hosewater Girl: 2:05

Yeah, it was a fucking process I'm not gonna lie it was

Bobby: 2:08

rough like this week I

Hosewater Girl: 2:09

do not want that essentially like a contract was written and then there's like three addendums and then an annex and then a clause with added like it was added control

Bobby: 2:22

to still be just as mediocre you don't I mean like it's not like

The Miz: 2:27

we did all this time and effort for still episode that was like, Oh, yeah,

Bobby: 2:31

it's a full disaster. So that was fun. But actually it was I was hungover for three days after so right? Like Monday

I was right here at 6: 2:41

27pm

Hosewater Girl: 2:43

doing

Bobby: 2:44

Yeah, well I thought well, yeah, cuz I was like we need to just drink or like Jim will come over at like three and we'll just like I don't know Jim cover at six because at noon he went to go have brunch? I

Jim: 2:55

can't believe I did it. He did it. But

Hosewater Girl: 2:58

why is it so hard to believe Why?

Bobby: 3:02

wrenching all day? This is like I don't even wear a mask anymore. They don't daddy Biden's in charge.

Hosewater Girl: 3:10

No. I think there's a huge difference between going and living your life and ignoring all protocols.

Bobby: 3:15

I'm feeling

Jim: 3:16

left out no I feel I will miss off. No, I

Bobby: 3:21

feel like Mrs. Like a combo heat again. Yeah, no, I haven't watch housewives before this.

Unknown: 3:27

You know, I didn't know.

Bobby: 3:30

This week we want to talk about toxic gays which right? I mean it can be anything toxic. I guess it doesn't necessarily have to be about the gays specifically. But

Jim: 3:40

as we found as we

Bobby: 3:41

found out on Reddit, you know,

Hosewater Girl: 3:44

here's my question on this is I I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I didn't read anything I could not have been bothered to read that group text. So Can someone please catch me up to speed on what happened? Hey,

Bobby: 4:01

you know what, honesty is the best policy though. So I really appreciate your honesty in that honesty never

Jim: 4:05

appreciated my honesty. I'll tell you that because

Bobby: 4:07

I don't know when you're lying or when you're telling the truth. Like I didn't read it.

Jim: 4:12

He's like, you fucking bitch.

Bobby: 4:15

I mean, Jim to just I'm just gonna be

Hosewater Girl: 4:17

you know, I wanted to read it and I wanted what what happened on Reddit to be in the text messages and it wasn't right it wasn't about to click a link you know what I mean? So

Bobby: 4:29

are you gonna look it up and like read from it? I'm trying Okay, I'm gonna just tell the story at the beginning

Hosewater Girl: 4:32

I'd love to hear a full comprehensive tale about what happened Okay, so

Bobby: 4:38

what I had an idea so we were like we're gonna talk about toxic gays next week. Are we toxic gays? What's a toxic gay?

Unknown: 4:44

We

Bobby: 4:45

might be I'm probably I don't think you are because

Hosewater Girl: 4:48

you're not I think I'm toxic. I'm a human not to gay.

Bobby: 4:52

No, here's what it is though. You don't want to be bothered. So that's that's not you being toxic. Being toxic to me is when you seek out something To be bad, you know? Yeah, okay, fair and I opinion like, if you're just a grumpy person, you're just grumpy. Right? Right. But if you're toxic, you're on purpose making things horrible.

Unknown: 5:09

sure

Jim: 5:10

how to find this. Wow. We're doing a segment this week on our podcast and wanted to get some feedback. What are the qualifications to be considered a toxic gay? What is the toxic gay? Exactly? Anything you want to share would be amazing Bobby with a link that has all our shit on it.

Bobby: 5:25

I mean, I'm, I'm definitely, but listen,

Jim: 5:28

I feel like that was a fair question. That is fair. That's totally like we need to know.

Hosewater Girl: 5:32

Okay, so what were some of the responses?

Jim: 5:35

So number one is a toxic gay to me as someone who thinks their status as a gay person grants them immunity from ever being called a toxic person

Bobby: 5:42

in which I can see that like, I can see that

Jim: 5:45

someone said Damn, you beat me to it. Every toxic gay Imam unfortunately dated were generally shitty human beings who lied and cheated from the start and didn't have very nice things to say about their own friends or even family. They always double down on pride to deflect any criticism of their own shitty behaviors as homophobia. They wear rainbow gear like its armor and I've learned to avoid them. Wow, that's

Bobby: 6:04

a really good answer. I

Hosewater Girl: 6:05

have to say I'm completely aligned with that like Oh, you're just a fucking homophobic

Bobby: 6:10

I should be able to go to Peavy if I want wasn't a real funny joke at all. Wow.

Unknown: 6:19

Oh, wow,

Bobby: 6:20

I got a fake laugh. Well, anyway, so I post that Shin I keep getting Oh, wow. Like, oh, it's taking off. Wow, some little cut decided to come for me. And you know what? I'm calling you a con. I hope you're listening to this too. Because I even told you I was going to talk about you. Name. But what I want to say is that you're a little con and you're what's toxic? Not me. Why

Hosewater Girl: 6:39

did this little con say

Bobby: 6:40

I almost had to I almost said to this person. I'm the least toxic person ever sweetheart. But

Hosewater Girl: 6:46

then I was like, That just sounds Why does this person say

Jim: 6:50

Oh, here we go. This is so good. All right, toxic behavior is highlighting the few examples of toxic people in an already more heavily marginalized and stigmatized community. So assuming you yourself are gay slash bi i'd focus on you. And assuming you're straight i'd focus on toxic straight people like yourself. So is

Hosewater Girl: 7:10

this person saying that because we're gay we can't be toxic right?

Jim: 7:13

Or bring it up? We can't

Bobby: 7:15

bring it up because of all of the stereotypes that were already thrown to the mud

Jim: 7:20

to gay people because the

Unknown: 7:22

types happen because things have happened repeatedly and it's fucking true.

Bobby: 7:27

That's gonna be a no just make up a

Hosewater Girl: 7:29

fucking stereotype honey like dot becomes a thing because many behaviors have repeated themselves. That was very

Bobby: 7:37

passionate honey.

Hosewater Girl: 7:38

I hate her. I hate when people say stereo, right?

Bobby: 7:41

I didn't choose I think it's bullshit. I was like, Wait a second. I was like so you're coming at me telling me I'm a toxic straight person first of all, and then you're telling me if I'm not straight myself in the mirror? I'm like, wait, so I'm asking about a gym. No, I'm

Jim: 7:55

just I just don't understand like how we can't bring it up. That's I don't Okay, so Bobby goes How can you legit comment me and tell me I'm toxic for asking a question about toxic gay men. I mean, this is exactly what I want to talk about quote like yourself first if I'm gay and because I ask a question to describe what a toxic waste you you then come at me very toxic. Got it? Oh, Bobby was feeling safe thing I was channeling my inner.

Bobby: 8:20

My inner Jim that was a gym thing. Got it? Got it.

Jim: 8:23

Also, in regards to the marginalized and stigmatized community, have you thought about maybe talking amongst each other to see how we can be better in such a better community IE getting rid of toxic behavior by eliminating not wanting to be around it?

Unknown: 8:33

This person said that I said the guy can we have a conversation about then he proceeds then the guy

Jim: 8:39

goes that's not how a podcast works. You can't talk about the negative behaviors of complex individuals within a marginalized community and a public forum podcast without perpetuating it. They are what are already lethal stereotypes. You have podcast cool. Talk about the infinite number of good things that the millions of us do every day, instead of virtue signaling through a bitch fest about what you subjectively and arbitrarily considered toxic arbitrarily. I'm sorry, this is me talking now. But like, no, this is there are not just something there are things that are toxic, not arbitrarily or subjectively this bitch is a toxic gay, like,

Unknown: 9:16

I know. You're a toxic fucking gay. This

Hosewater Girl: 9:20

is the kind of person that I look at. And I'm like, if you decided to kill yourself, I would jump for joy.

Unknown: 9:31

Be honest with you.

Hosewater Girl: 9:33

The margins community so we can't say anything.

Unknown: 9:37

Honestly,

Hosewater Girl: 9:38

it's not even that I disagree with what he's saying. I think that what he's saying is so illogic and so not grounded in any sort of basis. You're literally saying nonsense, and being so passionate about it. If you're going to be passionate about what you're about what you're saying, you have a fucking solid argument, you're literally telling me nothing and that making me feel Feel like I'm wrong. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of Reddit you're sitting here behind goddamn Reddit to get yourself hurt fuck off I'm done fuck that guy right? I don't have any fucking gay friends because this guy right here that the toxic so a lot of people

Bobby: 10:13

in that actually did say like this is why I don't really like to associate with the community I mean this guy was going for me so I did some research and I saw that he was a fighter and previous Reddit post so he's a fucking troll so I was like, You know what? I said? Here's my last little piece to you. I was like, yeah, it's water I'm like if you move on Yeah, fuck you basically, but fuck you. And then he's like he didn't knock him but can you believe that? So I was like wow you are

Hosewater Girl: 10:38

unfortunately I can't believe it because it's probably someone sitting there that has nothing going for them and they're probably like, Oh, this person has a podcast let me

Bobby: 10:47

like let me try to shit on let

Hosewater Girl: 10:48

me ruffle their feathers so that they get brought up and now here they are getting brought up so congratulations. Dumb irrelevant probably collecting unemployment gay. Good for you. Now we're talking about you

Unknown: 10:58

gay.

Jim: 11:00

I just think anyone who uses the term virtue signaling like they gotta go Yeah, I read that and I was like, ah,

Bobby: 11:07

they sent another comment morally wrong or something morally wrong

Unknown: 11:11

morally

Bobby: 11:12

wrong are talking about stereotypes. I'm sorry

Hosewater Girl: 11:17

the number one podcast out there that only talks about that so why don't you go talk to them

Bobby: 11:23

your regardless I mean, girls, regardless it's a Mean Girls. I just thought wow, then okay little exhausted person. I said we're gonna talk about it even more. So guess what we're talking about this week Jackson, gay gays and their attributes bitch

Hosewater Girl: 11:44

and their fucking attributes? Absolutely. I think I sit around and say like I know best and I have a huge opinion on this topic. I really feel like I want to soak it in like I don't really know that I know that I can formulate a lot of arguments on this topic. I kind

Bobby: 12:00

of like it but I think also you know being toxic there's a lot of different meanings you know what I mean? Like there's I mean toxic to anybody who's not good except for Britney Spears of your toxicity and I'm like, No wonder you're still like so what do you

Hosewater Girl: 12:15

what would help maybe what would help get this conversation rolling? is if we all go around and recount an experience we've had with a toxic guy you first

Bobby: 12:28

I'm the toxic No, I'm just kidding because there's a few like examples that I have to me a toxic gay is like it's somebody who like uses their gayness to gain leverage over somebody I don't know how to describe it but like when you walk into like a local bar here union you walk in you know who the toxic gays are by the way that they look at you when you walk in and the way that they you know with their friends and like oh girl but not like you just I That to me is very toxic there's this toxic like personalities together that's the toxic gays to me. Now you know there's other ways to be toxic that doesn't necessarily mean like like maybe in your personal life but

Hosewater Girl: 13:06

thank you Bobby that was very well sad that was very

Bobby: 13:10

like you just know that like you just know when you walk into a bar where the toxic gays are.

Hosewater Girl: 13:15

I will say I think like all my experiences with what I interpret toxic games to be is gay guys. And this probably exists in the female sphere as well but I don't know that firsthand. gay guys who want to make other gay guys feel inferior and other gay guys feel bad on whatever dimension is convenient to them. But if you want to make someone who you're trying to say in the same fight in the same marginalized community in the same bla bla bla as you yet you want to put them down on whatever sort of way you can wait appearance job money, whatever status status, so I feel it looks tits. Absolutely. Is it and a lot of I wish

Bobby: 14:11

yeah not tightening like

Hosewater Girl: 14:12

gay guys put people down because of how they look

Jim: 14:15

that's like No, man like your eyebrows earlier. Oh, Mike Ryan,

Hosewater Girl: 14:18

I think I could be I think I could be potentially a toxic gay in terms of if you cared. I think the I think the my toxic gayness comes out in that I like to have a self defense mechanism and making myself feel like I have this great career it's a lot of gays don't have so that like to me like I like to be like, Oh, I have this money, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Yeah.

Bobby: 14:45

But like you said it is you can tell it's a defense mechanism. Toxic, right. If you're going you want to come at me while I make over $100,000 do

Hosewater Girl: 14:52

you think I would I would argue that one is inherently toxic. I think people are toxic and that they want To defend for security, sir.

Bobby: 15:04

You want? Oh yeah, that's true. It's like maybe you aren't the greatest looking person, but you have a really great job. So you go out and you flaunt your money.

Hosewater Girl: 15:10

That's what I do. But maybe some people are mad about other things. And they're like, Well, you know, you're fat bitch. But you know, like being

Bobby: 15:17

toxic is you can't walk into a bar and say hello to every single person. That to me, you're automatically toxic. If somebody came up to you and said, Hey, how are you? And if you have to look and be like, Oh, hey, like that little like that you're toxic.

Hosewater Girl: 15:30

Well, think about what? They're pained by Well, they know. So are they. So no one walked out of the fucking room. It was like, you know, I'm gonna be so mean to all the gays tonight. Like, you know, like, they're mad about something.

Bobby: 15:42

They're upset about something. Right? They probably got dumped, or they took any copyright time. And

Hosewater Girl: 15:46

now they're circle, right. So now that they're insecure,

Bobby: 15:50

somebody else to make them so Okay, I get it. Exactly. Oh, ding, ding, ding, ding. That's like really clicked with me. I was like, Oh, wait, so then he's gonna do that to somebody else? Oh, pain.

Jim: 15:59

I think there's a huge trauma gets passed around what is toxic to you, Jim? toxic to me is? Oh,

Bobby: 16:07

sorry. Oh, wow.

Jim: 16:09

I think I don't know like similar things about just being fake, not genuine. I. And I've met a lot of people like this where I'm talking with them. And I don't think they're really interested in anything. I'm saying they're not interested in learning about me. And maybe that's selfish of me to want someone who actually cares. But is it? I don't know.

Hosewater Girl: 16:27

I don't think it is. I think if someone's talking to you in making the assertion that they want to get to know you and be your friend, then that should be how it is.

Jim: 16:36

I would hope there's an exchange. Like if I'm interested in getting to know you, and I'm putting in the effort. I hope you feel the same about me. That's all. But oh, no, Bobby doesn't care. Gay. Oh, that's gay, gay.

Hosewater Girl: 16:49

One thing that I will say is I do think you can be a toxic gay, but also be just generally toxic.

Bobby: 16:57

And I agree with that. I'm thinking about the three of us. Okay, I'm just gonna throw a little scenario. Yeah, throw each other. We're gonna go out in New York, and I can guarantee you we're gonna be shit shows. And by that I mean Oh, yeah, we'll be like, oh, like little inside jokes that are giggling around. So if somebody walks up and sees us Do you think that they think we're the toxic gays because we're just like interacting with each other cuz we've never really been in the same room interacting like we have some drinks going on. We're like Yeah, yeah. We're gonna be will be like, Oh, I'm not going over there. They're like, chit chatting away being little comments, like making inside jokes and giggling. I'm saying,

Hosewater Girl: 17:31

Yeah, but you can you can read someone's energy through. And our energy isn't going to be like exclusive no harm. No. Yeah,

Bobby: 17:39

very open.

Hosewater Girl: 17:40

We are not walking around being like doing the up and down. Like where, like, we are we are probably the least toxic people because we're probably around seeking refuge in ourselves. Right? And just making things okay for us in that moment.

Bobby: 17:57

Well, and that's the other thing like this guy came at me it was like your toxic fucking guy cuz you went to attributes or whatever. And I'm like, Am I toxic though? Like, it really made me question like, Am I toxic to somebody else?

The Miz: 18:07

What everyone has toxic traits for sure. Sure. I

Bobby: 18:10

mean, I think at times probably I'm a little toxic, but like, also I don't ever I'm, I'm a nice I'm like, really nice. Yeah, this

Jim: 18:17

is sad. This is getting sad. We're all

Bobby: 18:20

toxic. No, there's a guy that was like, I'm I can't do any more. I hate the gay community want to kill myself. And I was like, well, first isn't Ms. But it wasn't you. But then I wrote them in set which he never went back. So I hope he's still alive. But he was like, I'm gonna kill myself. I tried all day. I've been thinking about it all day. So I just want to tell you guys boba. I'm like, Okay, this is obviously a cry for help. So, most people are probably like, oh, okay, like, whatever, bitch. Yeah, I'm like you called him. I'm like, if you need anything, reach out to me. Like, it's not as bad as you think he's probably there's another toxic gay.

Jim: 18:49

He's like, fuck this guy.

Hosewater Girl: 18:51

No, I mean, I would have this. I'm the kind

Bobby: 18:54

of guy that goes out to the bar. And I'm like, Hey, how are you? Hey,

Jim: 18:56

how are you? In on people? I'm

Bobby: 18:57

like, Hi, how are you doing? Like, I'm very just like, even if you're the hottest person and I think actually, some people are surprised by that. Because all you do. I'll do to the hot. Yeah,

Jim: 19:05

la was shocked. the

Hosewater Girl: 19:06

only the only thing I'll say is that you can be toxic not towards other people, but just a generally toxic person. Are you intoxicating your own perception of yourself? toxicated?

Jim: 19:18

What

Bobby: 19:18

if I'm toxic in a good way?

Hosewater Girl: 19:20

Right. Are you are you looking for us to tell you that you're not toxic?

Bobby: 19:24

Yes. Am I trying to get you to do that?

Hosewater Girl: 19:27

No. But are you do you feel like you're toxic in some ways?

Bobby: 19:31

I'm actually yeah, I'm toxic in the fact that literally I'm I like, sent it off. I like email you guys all day long and talk about the podcast all the time. So

Hosewater Girl: 19:42

I'm so mean, that's not does nothing talk about being passionate about your projects and wanting to do that ever? Like I'm not like really? I

Bobby: 19:52

mean, I'm like, I can be Kunti

Jim: 19:53

I feel like I'm toxic.

Bobby: 19:55

You're I mean, if anybody I mean, if anybody here is the least toxic. It's probably me. I'm sorry.

Hosewater Girl: 20:00

I agree with that. I agree with that. I think Bobby's the least toxic I think I mean, I think that I think Jim is toxic. I think I'm just like an upfront mean person.

Bobby: 20:12

Are you toxic? Wait,

Jim: 20:14

am I toxic? Because I'm secretly mean?

Hosewater Girl: 20:17

Yeah, I think like you need to believe that you're not at

Bobby: 20:20

the gym is sneaky. Clearly he's sneaky,

Hosewater Girl: 20:23

right? Whereas I'm not trying to hide it.

Bobby: 20:26

You're like over you're like, not toxic, because you're not really you don't care about anybody. Like you might hear a

The Miz: 20:32

huge bitch and I'm the worst person.

Bobby: 20:35

So don't give up on the same pitch to everyone where jam will be like, oh, and then text box text back.

Hosewater Girl: 20:43

Message message message,

Bobby: 20:45

no fat cow in the bucket and dump it out.

Jim: 20:50

I would never dump it out. I would swallow. Are you toxic?

Unknown: 20:53

Yeah.

Jim: 20:54

I think I'm the toxic when I go around the bar. I'm

Unknown: 20:56

like, Hi, how

Bobby: 20:56

are you? Like, Oh, I just saw it.

Unknown: 20:58

I'm not gonna listen,

Bobby: 20:59

Jim's favorite thing is to set shit up like to be like, Oh, I didn't know and like somebody else shows up to something. Or

Jim: 21:06

don't bring up last week's episode right now. Like, don't do this.

Bobby: 21:10

I'm not. I mean, I'm not bringing

Unknown: 21:15

it out. But

Bobby: 21:17

I'm not bringing up what you just said. But I mean, also like, yeah, that exact example. However, sometimes, but you know, I don't know.

Hosewater Girl: 21:25

No, you know what I have to say about that? It's like, not No, you know, it's honestly fine. Because from what I heard prior to certain things changing is yours. You never said anything bad.

Jim: 21:40

I know. I did. And I wouldn't. But

Bobby: 21:42

Jim like surreal things. You You take it in?

Unknown: 21:45

I don't think I

Hosewater Girl: 21:49

really I'm really not. I'm really not

Jim: 21:51

trying to get into mesh. So like, let's

Bobby: 21:53

talk about. Let's talk about how you set my dick pic to our mutual friend. Is that toxic? Oh, I did. It's kind of toxic to me.

Jim: 22:00

Well, you'd already shown everyone else so

Bobby: 22:02

well. I can get it. I'll put your link up there. And once

Jim: 22:04

I get like, and I can find it on my own laptop. I'm just gonna send it over

Bobby: 22:09

to all our fans. I don't care.

Jim: 22:11

Whatever. Dear everyone dear Bobby's dick is our world. And you can find it on our website. So

Hosewater Girl: 22:17

I guess toxic Gail is like, do we have certain categories? Or is it just like a certain type of person?

Jim: 22:24

There's definitely like, let's just go right into the stereotypes. There's the drunk toxic a Oh, it's like blackout drunk, and then just spreads rumors like yeah, stop. And it's like, Okay, are

Bobby: 22:37

you just drinking sleeps with everybody? Oh, is that the same? I like that drunk like sleeper with like, an eye. They're always on someone's arm like blackout. But you just know. They're like, and you're like, are you like, Oh, okay. The dog is barking up a the puppies barking. Oh, boy. Okay,

Hosewater Girl: 22:54

Sean,

Jim: 22:55

I'm in trouble.

Bobby: 22:55

You're not in trouble.

Jim: 22:57

I'm toxic. Here. Charlene under shot a person

Hosewater Girl: 23:01

shot Chuck the who

Jim: 23:02

wondered why the hot tub thing was off. I was like this.

Bobby: 23:04

No, we were gonna get in the hot tub. But then I didn't know when you're coming over because I told you three. But then you're like,

Unknown: 23:08

Oh my God. When Are we recording nine o'clock. Last night he tried to.

Bobby: 23:14

He calls me last night at eight and goes. So like, Are we recording tonight? I'm like, so you have plans tomorrow? No, bitch.

Jim: 23:22

According tonight, I double booked you double booked? I'm

Bobby: 23:24

like, Okay, and then the days like eight. I'm like, I mean, you're the one who said sex earlier. I thought Miss said Sarah. So shady bench is what you are you were drinking? I

Hosewater Girl: 23:33

didn't say wrong. I did say six because he was brought to my

Bobby: 23:39

data we had to record earlier. The right which is so far going really great.

The Miz: 23:45

Early.

Bobby: 23:46

I'm being toxic right now. Just toxic.

Unknown: 23:49

I am sad.

Bobby: 23:51

I mean, I think the bottom line is, is that I think a really big attribute of somebody who's toxic is they're selfish. They're selfish in their own feelings regardless of what the situation is. So like, I don't know, I just think toxic gays suck asshole. Sorry. They can like my whole Have you

Jim: 24:07

ever been with a toxic gay? That's what I want to know. I mean, you're fucked one. No, cuz like it's good.

Bobby: 24:13

No, I don't like toxic heat. I like

Hosewater Girl: 24:14

have you been a toxic gay? Who then rejects you? Because you're too bad for them?

Unknown: 24:20

Yes, I

Jim: 24:21

have done that.

Bobby: 24:22

Jim. I think we're breaking down your psyche. I think we're slowly chipping you away. Yeah, Jim. I

Hosewater Girl: 24:27

feel like a unicorn hat is all fine and well, but what do you mean one need to know beyond that? Like, okay, you're a unicorn. But what else

Jim: 24:37

that was picked by Bobby. I'm also a zebra.

Hosewater Girl: 24:40

Wow. Okay, but like besides these like weird costumes, like what else?

Bobby: 24:45

What is who is gems that we were asking?

Jim: 24:47

Yeah, who is the real Jim?

Bobby: 24:50

Clearly not paying attention fully texting.

Hosewater Girl: 24:54

takes us long to answer does not really a great answer. Yeah. I

Bobby: 24:57

mean, he's clearly checked out. So Uber Eats. He's always eating.

Hosewater Girl: 25:02

What is he doing?

Bobby: 25:04

Uber Eats What is that noise?

Hosewater Girl: 25:07

That's people above me.

Bobby: 25:09

Fucking fat.

Jim: 25:10

What are they?

Bobby: 25:11

What are they fucking?

Jim: 25:12

I think they're pretty regular It was like

Unknown: 25:18

Oh my fucking god

Hosewater Girl: 25:21

so Jim on back on this Expo Say what? What? What else can you tell us about yourself?

Jim: 25:28

About what

Hosewater Girl: 25:29

just how you think how you view the world how you feel?

Bobby: 25:32

Well obviously he's very rigid.

Jim: 25:34

I'm very strict and rigid.

Hosewater Girl: 25:36

In what sense?

Bobby: 25:38

I'm scared of everything.

Jim: 25:40

Yeah, scared of like my own shadow.

Hosewater Girl: 25:42

Okay, why? What is your own shadow present? I

Bobby: 25:45

mean, clearly I just want to be remembered. He doesn't want to fucking obituary he wants to be he wants to just hide. But he also wants to be front and center.

Jim: 25:53

It's really bizarre. Like you don't have to shine bright while I'm here and then disappear like a meteor. But you

Bobby: 25:59

like to disappear and then come back. That's the thing. You're like, very up and down waves like you're not just it's not just like,

Jim: 26:04

oh, you're like out of the ocean?

Unknown: 26:07

Um,

Jim: 26:08

yeah, wave just a little particle floating on the top. I think

Hosewater Girl: 26:11

that's what you want us to think that you feel but I don't think that's how you feel. I think

Bobby: 26:15

Jim does cries every night. every fucking night.

Jim: 26:17

Well, now I'll start but no. Oh, honey. I don't cry every night. I haven't cried in a long time. That's a problem. Yeah, I

Bobby: 26:25

tried to cry the other day and it didn't work. You've never cried. Oh, I used to cry all the time. I'm

Jim: 26:29

having more. I know ever since you've been on Wellbutrin. Lexapro

Bobby: 26:32

Lexapro. My dad doesn't work and I can't cry. So cool.

Jim: 26:35

Yeah, we need to cry more. Some of our friends cry a lot.

Bobby: 26:38

We talked about crying last week to like what's going on guys? I mean, are we wrapped up on toxic gays Do you think I mean, like yeah, at the end of the day, a toxic gay is just somebody who's a piece of shit. The point is, is just basically to me if you're toxic, we've got to like stop feeding into it. There's a lot of people who do feed into that toxic like true world. And so I don't I don't know how we stop it but like I think the gay community as a whole and just the world as a whole new Stop being so toxic like everybody sees learn to be nice and not as selfish. That's really what it breaks down to

Jim: 27:06

honestly, you've

Bobby: 27:06

just solved I solved toxicity.

Hosewater Girl: 27:09

Bobby soft toxicity and love them.

Bobby: 27:12

I mean to really I'm always solving problems.

Unknown: 27:22

Hello?

Hosewater Girl: 27:25

It's me, it's me. mez.

Bobby: 27:28

Speaking of toxic what's going on in the

Hosewater Girl: 27:32

toxic, I have two things. I'd love to just get off my chest. Okay, go for it. And I really want your your input to them. Because they're, you know what, in this day and age, I sit here I see over issues, and no one is here to weigh in on it. So I would love other people to weigh in on what I'm about to say. Especially because none of you fucking bitches called into the goddamn hotline.

Bobby: 28:00

Yeah, I don't understand what that whole problem is like. I would love an outlet to be able to call and complain.

Hosewater Girl: 28:07

Sorry, right, right like $300 a session on fucking therapy. Yeah, like it call into goddamn my own hotline,

Bobby: 28:15

right? Miss Ruth mez anywhere else and just say whatever the fuck you want. It'd be great.

Hosewater Girl: 28:20

Okay, I'll start with the lighter one. Add some levity to this program. Okay. So you know how I just always struggle to understand what kind of gay I am and understand where I fit in, in the gay community, right? Yes. So I thought maybe I'd become a plant gay. I thought maybe I would be someone who owns a plant. Put some Instagrams you know get in on that senior people right? That was gonna be my new thing. Every single plant I have is dying in front of my fucking face. Every single one of them is dead. And I don't know what to do about it. Do I throw them away? Or do I tried to nurse them back to health?

Bobby: 28:59

I'm always all about nursing it back to health

Hosewater Girl: 29:01

like garbage

Unknown: 29:04

This is supposed to be

Hosewater Girl: 29:06

it's supposed to look like this. It's just to be around that's okay. It's having a moment like

Bobby: 29:10

you know

Hosewater Girl: 29:10

I'm not the fucking like this up on fucking fire. I'm done with having growing pains. Wow. It looks like it's dead. I'm done with no it's grown.

Jim: 29:23

I don't even have hair. What would I look at that your

Hosewater Girl: 29:25

Kenya back there? And yeah, Niger Kenya used to be like this. You're keeping

Jim: 29:29

it in the dark. would you expect? Yeah, like, Yo, I

Hosewater Girl: 29:31

used to be right where my fucking laptop is right now. Right in front of the window. Well, how

Bobby: 29:36

do you like don't live in New York mainly to like plant light. It's dead.

Hosewater Girl: 29:40

Okay, so basically, I'm like, this is my final, my last and final attempt at becoming a certain type of gay

Bobby: 29:48

but this is trying to figure out blowing

Hosewater Girl: 29:51

up in front of my fucking face. Okay, well,

Bobby: 29:53

regardless of your plants, there's bigger issues. We got to fry here. Why do you have to try to figure out what kind of fucking gay you are.

Unknown: 30:00

Right Are you a plant

Jim: 30:01

gay? Are you a regular gay or what is it?

Bobby: 30:03

okay to be gay?

Hosewater Girl: 30:07

thing? No.

Bobby: 30:11

You are a gay you're the grumpy gays.

Hosewater Girl: 30:14

Hey, great. So forget plank out of be a fucking grumpy guy.

Bobby: 30:18

Every every well. And you're also like a ambitious guy. I mean, anybody who's been on

Hosewater Girl: 30:26

this, let's just stick with grumpy gay.

Bobby: 30:31

You've been on some bridges this summer.

Hosewater Girl: 30:32

Okay, but how long can I hold on to me sucking a dick in June of 2020 you know, diner that's over now. To dead plan,

Bobby: 30:41

but if you're just you a funny guy.

Hosewater Girl: 30:43

I'm not. Who says Who says I'm funny?

Bobby: 30:46

Nobody? Nobody but I mean, here

Hosewater Girl: 30:48

I am with a bunch of dead

Bobby: 30:50

Comedy Festival who keeps fucking email me from that

Hosewater Girl: 30:53

fucking way. I'm doing a show and flappers on February 13.

Bobby: 30:57

Oh, all of a sudden, you're just gonna put spring that on us? I'm doing the show. Yes, I just write material about our podcasts. Should I you should be like, Oh my god, I never thought I'd be a podcaster but here like or something you make a funny joke?

Hosewater Girl: 31:10

Or maybe not. Maybe I'll make a funny joke.

Bobby: 31:13

Like a She's Not Doing So Well. Like, Oh, she is not doing so like, say that word somehow

Hosewater Girl: 31:17

somehow bake it in.

Unknown: 31:19

Anyway.

Hosewater Girl: 31:20

So that's my first issue. My second issue is that I am done with people who are making their concern and their awareness about COVID-19 their entire personality. Listen, I get it. You absolutely have to take precautions. You absolutely have to comply with protocols. If that's the only thing you can fucking talk about, then get the fuck out of my face.

Bobby: 31:50

Did you have an experience? Is there something that happened?

Jim: 31:53

who yelled at you? No.

Hosewater Girl: 31:54

I just keep seeing people singing about it people talking about it. People being like oh bla bla bla like oh, I would never do this because a COVID just fine. Absolutely follow the rules comply with regulations comply with your local jurisdictions guidelines are in trouble. It does all you can talk about if that's the only dimension of your being you can express then get the fuck out of my face.

Bobby: 32:18

So this actually reminds me of toxic days. So like toxic days for example. There's a there's some toxic gays that have like posts things about like, my your grandfather could die of COVID-19 Yeah, or like

Unknown: 32:36

a green.

Hosewater Girl: 32:38

Fucking getting COVID grandfather.

Bobby: 32:41

Now here's the toxic part. Here's the toxic part. That grandpa like you guys are having parties need to stop. Here's the toxic part. Here's the toxic part. They take a picture of the next day with a group of about 12 people with no masks on Yeah, like I had a little like you're gathering and I'm like, weren't you the guy that texted yesterday that said people are killing people and now you're out doing the same thing that you were bitching about yesterday? That's a fucking toxic gay sorry. No,

Hosewater Girl: 33:06

it is. I just like feel like a lot of people love talking about it. And that's the only thing they can talk about. And I really fear for

Jim: 33:12

them. Their whole personality but are you attacked?

Hosewater Girl: 33:15

I don't think I'm necessarily attacked by anyone right now. I just observe it from afar. I see it. What are you going to talk about when COVID done? What are you going to talk about the

Bobby: 33:23

next fucking crisis?

Hosewater Girl: 33:24

Right? like like like, What? What else do you have to share about your being?

Unknown: 33:28

alien?

Hosewater Girl: 33:29

I'm afraid of COVID I'm so responsible. Oh, I don't go anywhere. You know why don't go anywhere. You don't have any fucking friends dogs. Why don't go anywhere.

Unknown: 33:46

Bitch.

Jim: 33:49

The more you know with chip

Bobby: 33:55

cannot wait for this week's topic.

Jim: 33:57

All right, this week's topic. So there's we have a lot of questions about dinosaurs. I know we all do. And I'm Yes we do. Oh, yeah, we all do. We all do the intelligent smart ones in the group do and

Hosewater Girl: 34:14

when it realized that concern about dinosaurs a sign of intelligence but sure. Oh, okay.

Bobby: 34:19

I'm really concerned about the Stegosaurus.

Jim: 34:23

These fucking bitches.

Unknown: 34:24

They're like, I want to know about

Jim: 34:26

the 200 year old first amendment but something from 65 million years ago. Fuck it. I don't need to know.

Bobby: 34:31

Remember when you're like nobody remembers somebody from 1000 years. Well, then why are we talking about dinosaurs? 65 billion fucking years later.

Jim: 34:37

Here's why. Okay, now we know how they fuck.

Unknown: 34:39

Oh, yeah.

Jim: 34:41

We didn't know how they were fun. Oh, we don't know how they fucked. Do they have penises vaginas? What did they have? Well, we found a fossil that had what is basically a yo cloaca and a cloaca is just a little hole. Some birds have it most I think all birds and it's like a combo hole. It's like poopy. All of the reproductive juices go in there wow right so these

Unknown: 35:06

Yeah,

Bobby: 35:07

how does that happen though if you were shitting out shit but then you're trying to get come up there like that's not gonna work

Jim: 35:11

well you like expel the shit first and then you put come in there and then you mix it with another god oh you like rub your rub the holes together and then the holes mix the juice

Hosewater Girl: 35:20

I feel like I'm like picturing like behind a bar like why are you talking?

Bobby: 35:24

Some like dirty ass barn Atlanta? dinosaurs that's how they do it Sally do it Blake's anyway Can

Hosewater Girl: 35:29

you give me three seconds?

Jim: 35:31

no foul, just fart go ahead and fart

Bobby: 35:35

on the line will pick up

Unknown: 35:39

you talk RBG 10.0

Hosewater Girl: 35:42

hi haweswater girl.

Unknown: 35:43

Hey, man.

Hosewater Girl: 35:45

I was about a girl What's going on?

Unknown: 35:47

Not much. I'm just drinking a margarita right now. Yeah, yeah. So you're drinking a

The Miz: 36:01

margarita fuckin flow in and that's what we need to hear are all the marks.

Bobby: 36:07

I want to talk about we were talking about miserable. Ms. We were talking with Jim. Jim, you need to get on your headphones. Oh, yo, you're in your crisis. Sorry. No, I have a lot of different things. Trying to eat because I drink all day

Unknown: 36:19

long.

Jim: 36:20

I didn't even know what goes on the fucking

Bobby: 36:22

surprise.

Unknown: 36:23

I was in there too. Yeah. Oh, hey, hey, girl.

Bobby: 36:29

We just wanted to get a little miss thought we needed some questions, actually. Is there something in your life that we need to answer for you? Like, is there anything going on that? Like, I know you caught me today? Or you were texting me about a butt plug? Oh, I mean, you don't talk about that. But like, Is there anything that you're like? miserable about? Is there anything you have questions about? I

Jim: 36:46

have a question when a girl puts a butt plug in? Can they feel it in their pussies? That way? It feels good. Like because they don't have a prostate. So what are they feeling when they was about plugin?

Unknown: 36:54

No, you're just just like Emerald.

Jim: 36:57

Like, just pressure. Like

Hosewater Girl: 37:00

No, I didn't. I thought that I was gonna be like, I'm gonna shit all over the bed. But I didn't want my coat. Yeah, yeah, I got one for Christmas. And so I thought oh, let me try this out.

Bobby: 37:13

Wait, you got one for Christmas from somebody? Yeah. Oh my god. I'm is. Listen, but hold on.

Jim: 37:18

I'm getting yelled at. I'm getting mail. No, no,

Bobby: 37:20

you need to be back engaged. Yeah, don't be mad cuz I told you not to scream into your microphone. Got

Hosewater Girl: 37:25

one for Christmas. That's awesome. So yeah, I

Unknown: 37:31

know. It's kind of fun. It was kind of like a funny joke. That was like this on running joke. And then how Yeah. Do it.

Hosewater Girl: 37:41

Yeah. What kind of butt plug is it? Is it ribbed? Is it a big bowl, but like, what's the deal?

Unknown: 37:46

No, it's pink. And it's got like three different like ribs. Or like little balls to it.

Hosewater Girl: 37:55

And you shove it in there.

Unknown: 37:57

I just did it for the first time. Two nights ago. Did you go all the way? No, I was like, I need to start off. Welcome.

Jim: 38:09

Just the tip and you never get just the tip.

Bobby: 38:11

The tip is great. It's after the tip. You're like, Oh, fuck, you're inside of me. Like in my,

Unknown: 38:16

like, I need to start off like, you know, not so wild.

Jim: 38:20

The one thing I'm always interested in is people walk around with plugs in like they put them in and then they spend the

Unknown: 38:24

whole day with them. Yeah,

Jim: 38:26

I'm not that kind of person. The one with the remote. We're like the partners like pushing the remote while you're walking.

Unknown: 38:32

I don't know like, I think

Bobby: 38:37

everybody's to go around and do your best. Everybody do their best orgasm. Jim. You go first. Oh, that's not your organ. No. You know what you're going to do?

Jim: 38:46

I'm usually quiet actually. Completely. I'm

Bobby: 38:48

not saying your real one. I don't think your impression of one.

Jim: 38:50

Okay. Oh,

Unknown: 38:55

Miss.

Hosewater Girl: 38:55

I've never had an Oregon.

Jim: 38:57

That's possible. Wait, have you really not had an orgasm?

Hosewater Girl: 39:00

Yeah, no,

Unknown: 39:01

we do it.

Jim: 39:02

This makes more sense than ever.

Bobby: 39:03

Wait, what?

Jim: 39:05

Wait. Oh, no. So you just take them and you don't get any?

Bobby: 39:08

Oh, as you're getting fucked

Jim: 39:10

or ever here. Oh, this is like there are women who've never heard your

Bobby: 39:14

lie or men who never you are fully lying. What do you mean? How do you you don't come? Oh.

Jim: 39:20

Yeah, there are people who don't know

Bobby: 39:22

that's okay. Oh my god. Is this real though? Why are you saying Why are you being quiet?

Hosewater Girl: 39:25

Yes, it's real.

Jim: 39:27

Oh my god real? I have never met someone who hasn't come before.

Hosewater Girl: 39:31

Not like big on the part of someone else. Obviously I've come

Bobby: 39:38

that's what I was saying. Like you're I thought you were like, never had an orgasm and my life like never by myself. No,

Hosewater Girl: 39:45

I've only come because of myself.

Bobby: 39:47

It's not really that uncommon. Like I have a hard time coming with both jobs. I always have same botto. I'm like, Well, I don't care how you are. It's just like, I don't like that. It's too much. I don't Yeah, it's like, sorry, I'm really sorry that you're having to suck me for another five minutes and Hopefully it'll work this time like and then I have to like write please come there

Jim: 40:03

like so. Are you coming just like I'm

Bobby: 40:06

really hard like trying to go really hard and tough and you're like

Jim: 40:11

no still not I mean close but when

Bobby: 40:14

you have a guy's dick in your mouth, you know like, oh god, I gotta step it up because they're gonna they're starting to get nervous or like, Do you always make your boys come?

Unknown: 40:20

How do you know?

Hosewater Girl: 40:21

I always have come in my mouth I just don't generally That's amazing. Sorry

Jim: 40:31

I need you to the last time you came.

Hosewater Girl: 40:33

Oh wait I didn't do my little impression right okay,

Bobby: 40:35

no hold on Ashley. Yeah, do your impression of what having an orgasm just like a funny like what is like fun? Ooh, I don't know like what's your most annoying sound that you hear when people work on porn and stuff? Oh, I can tell you

Hosewater Girl: 40:50

I feel like I'm more into happy breathing I don't really love an orgasm I love like a

Unknown: 40:57

yeah

Hosewater Girl: 41:01

it's like more like like my thing

Jim: 41:04

you're organising with him? I want him

Unknown: 41:07

Oh my god. get in trouble. actually do yours. All right. Let's see here.

Jim: 41:20

Something surreal.

Bobby: 41:24

And that's how the ladies do it, folks.

Jim: 41:26

Is that Hello ladies. calm.

Bobby: 41:27

That's what that's that's how she gets them that comes.

Unknown: 41:30

Yeah.

Jim: 41:37

I gotta really make streetman come like if you pretend. I mean. Yeah.

Unknown: 41:46

I would think that I think it turns out a little bit more than though Yeah, he's almost there. Like

Jim: 41:51

one thing I want to know is why is this is not fair that women can just pretend they're coming to get guys to come to finish everything. Yeah. When it's like men have to like show that they came. It's like Okay, so my guess is Hey, it's coming we'd Let's not talk about it.

Bobby: 42:08

He's mad because he canceled date time to get some deck for this podcast. And now we're talking about amin announced it's not

Jim: 42:15

like he's like I could be coming but instead I'm talking

Unknown: 42:18

about coming.

Jim: 42:20

Mrs. lat and he's sitting there off the seat.

Bobby: 42:27

Is there anything you want to say? Is there anything you need to go off your chest? Is there anything that like is making you miserable? Like anything like that?

Unknown: 42:34

kind of went into the new year like a new mindset. Like I'm totally redoing my place. Oh, like my priority right now. I left everyone in plenty, plenty. So Bob is just messing with you around and playing 20 I'm not messing with you right now. So yeah, yeah, I just, you know, it was fun for a little bit and then the new year started and I was like, Am I doing this? You know, these guys are just aren't giving me what I want. And they're not showing my love languages and nice. That's true. I'm gonna leave them leave.

Hosewater Girl: 43:06

Leaving behind the fuck out of here.

Jim: 43:10

drinking my hose water. This is refreshing. You've been

Bobby: 43:13

drinking hose water.

Unknown: 43:14

Have you been drinking hose water.

Bobby: 43:16

hose water.

Unknown: 43:18

Oh weast

Bobby: 43:21

Oh, hose water twist

Unknown: 43:22

to waste. So yeah, I know. I wish I had more to report but um, I don't. Unfortunately, I've been really kind of boring. Oh, actually, I'd

Bobby: 43:32

rather I'd rather the good news. You don't I mean,

Jim: 43:35

you know it doesn't look good. This one

Unknown: 43:37

No

Bobby: 43:39

no, you're not you actually gave us a lot I loved your orgasm voice like I feel like that's gonna be the head of the bat was

Unknown: 43:48

to use it I want to hear first and

Jim: 43:51

and now I want to know what does a man's orgasm sound like to hose water girl? Like, if you heard him? What would a guy say when he's coming in you?

Unknown: 44:01

You know, just like yeah, like a really

Hosewater Girl: 44:07

fucked up.

Unknown: 44:12

Like, I'm kind of I'm pretty quiet so sometimes they probably don't think that they're like, get me off but I'm just like, enjoying the sensations and the feelings without like, moaning like I'm going to porn. You know? Right?

Bobby: 44:24

I like I would mind like I'm in a porn while I do.

Jim: 44:26

I like when the thrust starts like increasing but then they start decreasing. You're like, like, is it? Oh,

Bobby: 44:32

it feels like well, it feels like an extra little. Oh, well.

Unknown: 44:36

Oh, you're gonna give me babies.

Bobby: 44:39

Oh, Fogg we love you hose water girl. Thank you for coming on.

Unknown: 44:45

Thanks for calling and Sadie by hose water. orgasms and

Bobby: 44:54

margaritas together like this is the

Unknown: 44:57

man Cheers. Bye

Bobby: 45:03

Okay, well that could be something. Ms. We need to talk. We need to have a chat. Why are you mad at me? Because I told you not screaming fucking my nose. Let's

Jim: 45:11

have a corporate sir ever

Bobby: 45:12

since I know ever since I

Jim: 45:14

didn't have a soldier

Bobby: 45:15

ever since I said to him, I said you're screaming your mind and you're like, just whatever you fucking want. And then does this. Like I love it I

Jim: 45:25

come back. I'm like what? Yeah, he's like, melting against the straw pissed. I'm like, oh,

Bobby: 45:30

like just I'm like Ms and you're like, oh,

Jim: 45:37

like something's wrong.

Bobby: 45:39

I'm gonna stop screaming in the mic. You are scary mean, you don't want to be afar you want to be close? And then he shut down. Nobody's mad. Or we don't The more you know,

Jim: 45:48

did you get a diagnosis recently? No, but I have

Bobby: 45:50

some things I wrote down that I've been really like, I've really been focusing this week on like things that are that I notice. And I've been writing it down. The first thing is

Hosewater Girl: 45:58

it's like a bird journal or what?

Bobby: 46:00

No. business casual What the fuck is it? I don't know why that doesn't matter.

Hosewater Girl: 46:06

You want to know about pitches casual?

Bobby: 46:09

Wear business casual next week.

The Miz: 46:12

Talk about business dress dress?

Jim: 46:14

I do I want to know too because I'm always keen. No, but

Bobby: 46:16

I'm like why do you have to look good for people when everybody just wants to be in fucking sweatpants regard I'm not wearing sweatpants in my work, but I'm just saying like, at the end of the day we're gonna be in fucking athletic shorts or fucking sweat bodies like can I wear boxers and no nice jeans and a nice shirt and fucking bloodstock business casual now anyway, you want me to fucking khakis and like

Hosewater Girl: 46:35

he did khakis and or slacks and then a button down shirt. And then fire protection.

Bobby: 46:41

No offense, the fire protection industry. But there's like a lot of like roughnecks and like rough people

Hosewater Girl: 46:45

that you may have, but sometimes business clothing is warranted. I don't know why going to but sometimes that's work. I

Bobby: 46:52

have a question for you that I was told by my partner. Sure. So I want to know your reaction. Are tattoos inappropriate now in business? No, thank you. I'm like, he's like, that's not really professional. I'm like, now, everybody has fucking tattoos

Hosewater Girl: 47:05

now, but it depends where you get them. If you get them right on your face, right? I guess you're not gonna be the most professionally regarded person,

Bobby: 47:12

if you want to be the most qualified and the most.

Hosewater Girl: 47:14

You get them somewhere that you can like, put clothing over them. What the fuck cares.

Bobby: 47:19

I know. But I'm just saying I feel like there's just a lot of stigmas. So that was my I had a real big issue of where were

Hosewater Girl: 47:24

you trying to get a tattoo on my pussy? No, no, no,

Bobby: 47:29

I'm not. But even just having a tattoo like showing like for the boss to see.

The Miz: 47:33

It shouldn't matter. No, I don't think it's

Bobby: 47:35

like to me Your work is better than what the fuck you're wearing. And that's why I get pissed off like I get so mad at I'm like, we don't see any customers. You're bringing people from corporate when we're doing COVID cool. I'm about to quit.

Unknown: 47:45

Oh, okay.

Hosewater Girl: 47:46

Let me rewind for a second. Yeah, if we're talking, you're talking to customers and clients that yes, you got

Bobby: 47:54

to do what you got to do for my customers around the field.

Hosewater Girl: 47:57

If you're talking to your own team, and people internal I'm wearing this, I'm wearing a tank top that is part of the thing that you have to buy into an ego into the business world which

Bobby: 48:08

saw right this is corporate world. It's like it's so fake. like nobody wants to do anything.

Hosewater Girl: 48:12

You want your customers and their clients to think that you guys are like on Wall Street, and

Bobby: 48:16

meanwhile, they know that you're not and then you take them out to drink and blackout and they're like, Oh, he's just like me. I can sell way better. Just being a blackout drunk. Like I am then trying to pretend I'm not a blackout drunk.

Hosewater Girl: 48:25

Yeah, but like I'm sure being a blackout drunk and a fucking suit. Then you got the money. So hot.

Unknown: 48:31

Oh,

Bobby: 48:33

okay, so another thing if Bobby was 20 again, he would have an only fans. True so I follow this guy and tech talk that I thought was so hot and he's 23 Okay, I'll admit, so fucking hot though. And he just started on only fans that I paid$14

Jim: 48:48

for it. Which one is it, Garrett? No, it's

Bobby: 48:50

just No, I'll show you cuz I have. Okay. He's always been so hot to me, like so hot to me.

Jim: 48:56

I need to see it then. I can't wait.

Bobby: 48:57

Oh my god, and I love them. I'm like, No, no, he's not starting to only fans was like, Oh my God. He has 2000 something likes and he's doing it. $14 an hour or $14 a month. He made like $40,000 just like starting just starting just this month. Just to show Skok. I'm like, I'm drowning. I'm doing all the fans because

Jim: 49:13

I'm all you you already got your Cox out there for free.

Bobby: 49:15

Right? Like all I gotta do is it's not live. So it's like fluff. You can do whatever you need to do to make it look good.

Jim: 49:21

And then a post that Yeah, right. I'm doing only fans. Chris Brown has one. This is a shout out. Oh,

Unknown: 49:27

he's like you.

Jim: 49:29

I know I'm toxic.

Bobby: 49:30

So I thought that was like an interesting thing. For you, I feel like you could have an only fans now. And I actually think it's up your alley. Because you do like public display of know why days a week.

Unknown: 49:48

I feel like

Hosewater Girl: 49:51

I like to have a lot of pride in my intellectual capacity and I don't want to have my living be made by having an only fans.

Bobby: 50:00

Interesting. So are you shaming sex workers? Yes.

Hosewater Girl: 50:03

Not shaming and by given the I'm not in that scenario that I need to do that. Why would I do that?

Bobby: 50:11

No, but I just think I think somebody like Ms. Only made a lot of a lot of money. We're talking like $40,000 a month period. Oh, does that strike your fancy now, you won't want to say make a half a million dollars a year?

Hosewater Girl: 50:22

No, not if it's by showing a penis love. But like, I want to make money by doing things that like means something to me showing my private parts doesn't do that for me.

Bobby: 50:33

What if it doesn't for me? Am I being judged?

Hosewater Girl: 50:36

No, we'd have different.

Bobby: 50:38

I could make more money just being a whore on the internet than I do. sitting at a desk all day. Go for it.

Hosewater Girl: 50:43

I don't have to get on people who do it. I just tell them I'm not gonna do that.

Bobby: 50:47

I got you. Okay. Well, that's fair enough. Another thing that I realized this week, and you guys don't understand this, this is a problem that I have the urinals too low and Bobby splashes everywhere. So at work, we have this urinal that is like really low, but it's like normal for you guys. But right. It's like, I could flush it by kicking it with my knee. Probably. Oh my god. Yes. So what he's doing, it's hitting the porcelain and splashing back up. So I yes, I that's a really big No, well, I'm tall. So when I'm standing over a urinal, you're lower than me. Yeah, I'm not. I'm up here. You're down here. So

Jim: 51:22

European knees. Yeah.

Bobby: 51:24

So I'm pink down. And like

Jim: 51:25

you're hitting the top of the porcelain.

Bobby: 51:27

It's like hitting really hard on the porcelain instead of like, slowly drizzling in like normal people are like being able to do I'm saying because I'm I have a higher fall.

Jim: 51:33

You're not hitting the water. You're hitting the porcelain. And then

Bobby: 51:36

the spring back at me. That's disgusting. I was like, it's okay.

Hosewater Girl: 51:39

I'm not gonna lie. It's probably disgusting.

Bobby: 51:41

But what are we gonna do about it? There's nothing I can do is just like airplanes. Like they're just gonna keep getting smaller. I'm just gonna keep getting more of a sardine situation. It's horrible. I can always fly first class from my only fans,

Hosewater Girl: 51:53

from your only fans,

Jim: 51:54

you can buy a drink. And

Hosewater Girl: 51:56

people understand that when you haven't only fans, you do also have to file a tax return. Oh,

Bobby: 52:01

shit, but it's the same. Isn't it the same amount?

Jim: 52:04

He's like, do I?

Bobby: 52:05

I could go on the run asking for

Jim: 52:07

a friend.

Bobby: 52:08

Do I think God I know an accountant.

Hosewater Girl: 52:10

So it's not the same in terms of a financial advisor

Bobby: 52:14

and cop?

Jim: 52:15

Yikes. I didn't know this.

Bobby: 52:17

Dude, the pay 40%.

Hosewater Girl: 52:18

Now that's a bonus tax rate. Yeah, no, it's just you're an independent contractor. That separate returned from whatever your corporate rate is. Right? So do that. Yeah.

Bobby: 52:29

I mean, I do people not know they have to pay for stuff. They get paid over the internet.

Hosewater Girl: 52:34

No, they don't. Wow,

Bobby: 52:36

I didn't know that. If anything, I'm paying more because I'm scared. Like, here's$40,000 out of 100,000. They're like, I'm alive. Just cover me for a few years.

Jim: 52:46

We just do two years.

Bobby: 52:47

Can I pay you all this and like just having cover for like five years don't have to worry about it again.

Jim: 52:51

I just like that we can't know like how much we owe ahead of time. And then like after you file they're like, actually, you owe $7.

Hosewater Girl: 52:58

Why did you if you could take your liability from the prior year and then make safe harbor payments four times a year on a quarterly basis and so that you pay that.

Bobby: 53:09

Wow, I don't even know you just said I actually hate finances. Like, it freaks me out. I'm always just scared. I'm gonna be like, chased by the government and maybe should be scared.

Jim: 53:19

Obviously. I've never paid taxes in 30 years and I don't intend to.

Bobby: 53:23

So that's all I had. And also I went to Costco today. I was looking at guys asses. But that's all I that's what I wrote. That's normal. Right? But like for some reason today, I was like, Oh, Daddy. Yes.

Unknown: 53:32

Yeah, I actually had

Hosewater Girl: 53:35

a dream about Oh, yeah, I had a sec stream about guys in in suits. And their asses in suits. I just wanted to eat them.

Bobby: 53:45

There's nothing like a man in a suit. Sorry.

The Miz: 53:47

Man suit. God.

Jim: 53:49

I mean, I love obviously I don't like business casual but a man in a suit found Oh, yeah. Like what?

Bobby: 53:55

Yeah, I don't want to wear it. But hunting you can all look a little hard that you

Jim: 53:58

want me to be Yeah, but we're only going to get men in suits if we make them wear them because most men are going to wear sweatpants. Hmm. And unless they're gray, I don't want to see it. I've had plenty of men in suits. Yeah.

Unknown: 54:10

Oh, hello.

The Miz: 54:12

Have you ever worn a suit? rub it? Yeah, I

Jim: 54:15

look really good in the suit.

Bobby: 54:16

I actually look really good in a suit too.

Jim: 54:18

I think everyone looks really good. Every man Yeah, we look great. And when it looks good. No, not you. I love that it's because they tighten your ass up they like tighten they give you shoulders they hide your belly like they literally are great. They have your they give you like Duff handles. Got a square up. No hair laid.

Bobby: 54:35

I look fucking fantastic. And they're like, yeah, yeah, that

Jim: 54:39

looks like a box. Good. Got you fitted into this boxy suit.

Bobby: 54:45

Oh, we need to go sighs shoulder pads. Sure. They're always like, oh, man, I sure you remember shoulder pads.

Jim: 54:50

I I would like go in my mom's closet be like what? Yeah.

Bobby: 54:54

And I would take them out and be like, what are these slots in the shirts and you would like put in a little pad honey. They're the Drag Queens with a

Hosewater Girl: 55:01

true. Okay, so buddy, why wouldn't you circle check with us last week?

Bobby: 55:05

I'm not getting into this now that you guys have four beers. You're all deep and drugs

Unknown: 55:09

are very confused.

Bobby: 55:15

My friends, I just

Jim: 55:16

don't just randoms

Hosewater Girl: 55:19

a lot of people want to join us circle jerk. So

Jim: 55:22

there were a lot of

Bobby: 55:23

I mean, if we have like, we went to New York and we got a hotel and like, I invite everybody up to the room and we like had a little moment. Sure, but I'm not gonna masturbate in my fucking room when I've been drunk as fuck. And I just came before Jim got here like 10 minutes before down. Then you guys can get on your laptops at home.

Hosewater Girl: 55:41

So why wouldn't you do it without I just it's it's it makes it hates me. No, I don't hate you. I

Unknown: 55:46

just don't want hates me. hates me.

Jim: 55:57

So why do you think he hates you?

The Miz: 56:00

Would you turn off with me? Or now? I mean, me and you?

Bobby: 56:04

Well, yeah, you're starting to get that status though. Now

Jim: 56:07

we're like left now.

Unknown: 56:11

Seven. Michael,

The Miz: 56:15

Bobby wouldn't work with me alone.

Bobby: 56:17

That's not a circle jerk. That's just a jerk. jerk off with me. You

The Miz: 56:20

wouldn't you wouldn't jerk off with me.

Bobby: 56:22

The thing is, it's got to be the right situation. I mean, you're starting to get become the status of like, I'm on who wants to turn others and family us or my family?

Jim: 56:29

What's wrong with incest? What's

Bobby: 56:31

wrong with circle jerking with your family? Or some hot cousins that you have

Hosewater Girl: 56:35

covered? Jim and I are not your cousin. So why don't we circle jerk without

Bobby: 56:40

learning again? It's happening again. No, I'm not doing this shit again, to get

Jim: 56:43

it out of the way. No. And come on the table. No, I

Bobby: 56:45

already came before you got here. This is like one and done. I haven't need him. 37 it's like it's not strong. And then you're on drugs and you're on alcohol. And you mean it's not good? It's not it really isn't.

Jim: 56:54

I mean, life's not. Yeah. Jim, can

Hosewater Girl: 56:56

you comment on that? Given that you're 30? Something?

Jim: 57:00

33

Unknown: 57:01

Wow.

Jim: 57:03

The shade ain't gonna stop tonight. No, let's talk about coming. No, I

Bobby: 57:07

mean, I'm just saying like I so yeah, it's hard to come now. It's hard to come as you get older.

Jim: 57:13

You said you've never come before early.

Bobby: 57:14

I haven't. Right. So Matt. So

Jim: 57:17

imagine

Bobby: 57:18

your age. So imagine me now. I've had six beers. I've smoked marijuana. I've already came like for the day, like at least for the week. And then now you're sitting here like,

Jim: 57:31

and I don't? It can't come again. Yeah,

Bobby: 57:33

I just I can't do it. Hard again. Now. I don't know. Like I really just like yeah,

Unknown: 57:38

like circle jerk to me

Bobby: 57:39

doesn't really mean that you actually hit the cop, then. What's the point?

Hosewater Girl: 57:43

It's too big to have a bonding experience.

Bobby: 57:46

I'd rather bond over like smoking a joint and like laying in Central Park.

Hosewater Girl: 57:49

Okay, well, I'm the only one that can do that right now.

Bobby: 57:52

Oh, I like bonding over the fact that we face each other during the week. Oh, that's Jim. Jim loves the FaceTime like FaceTime. He calls me last time I call you naked on this bed.

Hosewater Girl: 58:03

Now he did not.

Bobby: 58:06

Like he's pushing the boundaries. It's called boundaries. So I need you guys to a soccer game. So you can see like where the boundaries are

Hosewater Girl: 58:12

now. You do not need to do that. Okay. Yes. But now Jim did not face hemiola saying,

Bobby: 58:19

Oh, well. I got Jim and his full glory

Unknown: 58:21

I was taking.

Jim: 58:23

Someone was literally facetiming me as I was undressing for the shower. So I was like, Okay, wait. Well, I guess I better just answer and say hi. And then I was naked. And I was like, well now I'm in between I don't want to put dirty clothes back on. I don't want to get in the shower though.

Bobby: 58:36

This one gym trying to pull are we are we doing this tonight?

Jim: 58:38

That's what I thought I was like, so we're gonna do this tonight. And I'm like, you're not manipulating me. And so thinking that we're doing it tomorrow. I

Bobby: 58:45

got it. So anyway, so I saw I was the last though.

Jim: 58:48

My little cooler was out.

Bobby: 58:50

Cool. Oh, but the boundaries are being punished. me. Oh,

Jim: 58:53

and that's what Ms is here for? No.

Bobby: 58:56

And can we see a little cooler? Oh, is it really little like I see your face right now and you've lost it? Like whatever just happened? Whatever. He just drank in his mouth. It's gone. It's done.

Hosewater Girl: 59:07

What are you talking? You're

Jim: 59:07

done? Whatever.

Bobby: 59:09

I have a question for you.

Jim: 59:11

I have a real question for you. It was GBH.

Bobby: 59:13

I'm gonna make a comment. Help me? If, okay, how do I say this genetic wah. If I were to ask you,

Jim: 59:20

Mm hmm. Oh, no, we're in trouble.

Bobby: 59:22

I'm gonna ask this to Jim. And I'm gonna ask this to you. Okay, I'll start minus your partner now. Okay. Oh, no. Is there do you feel likes? Do you think there's more than like one person here? Like, like, Is there somebody you think of assault? Like, you hear something you're like, oh, that was like, and you like, kind of think about them or think about what it could have been? And like, I'm

Unknown: 59:39

not a specific song now.

Bobby: 59:41

But um, if you were to play like a sad love song or something? Oh, yes. Some of you think that's not your partner. Yes. Okay. So then my question. So my question to you is you never been in relationship. Have you ever been in love or have you ever like really liked somebody a lot and been broken? Because I was wondering that the other day, sorry, I'm not trying to cut you off and let you think

Hosewater Girl: 59:59

I'm broken. But do I have to do does it have to do with music? Or Or no,

Bobby: 1:00:03

I just think I just I've never asked you the question. Have you ever been heartbroken? Like, have you ever gone after somebody? And they were like, nope. And I'm just curious because I'm trying to I'm trying to crack your glacier to like you're trying to get through gym. I'm trying to get through you. I'm trying to figure out what what's going on here. I

Hosewater Girl: 1:00:17

mean, I'll be the first to tell you that I have had a lot of heartbreak because I've always gone after a straight man,

Bobby: 1:00:25

saying, well, same.

Hosewater Girl: 1:00:27

Okay, so then that's,

Bobby: 1:00:30

that's, that makes it hurt. And that's why we're friends. And it hurts because, yeah, it's one of things where, you know, it could be something really great, but they're never gonna No,

Hosewater Girl: 1:00:38

no, it will never be anything really great because

Bobby: 1:00:40

they're not gay. Well, based on your personality, not based on your sexuality based on like your personality that we get along, but you talk to sexual chemistry, it would be perfect minus the fact that you're straight. But are you straight? Or are you just hidden? Because yes, that's it, right? They're not straight if they're fucking touching a deck. Oh, no.

Hosewater Girl: 1:00:57

I'm not saying they're touching my deck. I'm saying that I really liked them. And oh my

Bobby: 1:01:02

god, if you had to put on a wig and blow people like is that were you in a wig on the bridge and the lady like?

The Miz: 1:01:09

No, that was a gay person.

Bobby: 1:01:14

Do you feel like are you are you homophobic? No, because like honestly, I'm gonna say this like before I really No, listen.

Jim: 1:01:25

Here's my problem when I love straight guys well Oh no, I said

Hosewater Girl: 1:01:30

that I had a crush on straight men. That's fine too guys have hooked up with have not been straight. So I don't really know how those ever enter.

Bobby: 1:01:39

I got you I get it. I get I get it. So you never hooked up with a straight person but you fell in love with them on the side knowing that you never have so I so? I got you. Sorry. Okay, we were on the wrong wavelength there because like there's been people who were straight in public life,

Hosewater Girl: 1:01:54

but I truly believe they're straight and I also just surely like that everyone I've hooked up with ever has never been straight.

Bobby: 1:02:04

I've never That's what I'm saying. That's where I was confused cuz I've hooked up with like married men. Hey, well, great for you. Man who have been like I'm straight. I'm not out like I'm living a straight life but I love to fuck your whole Okay,

Hosewater Girl: 1:02:15

well, that's amazing for you.

Bobby: 1:02:20

Oh, honey.

Unknown: 1:02:23

Tonight Yeah, I

Bobby: 1:02:27

just feel heartbroken. Yeah, I just was curious about that because I never really asked you about heartbreak.

Jim: 1:02:31

I just want to know how the amount of tequila keeps increasing, but the amount of coconut water does. And so I'm looking at that glass and I'm like,

Bobby: 1:02:41

wow, like lime juice in that like oh my god, this is the worst heartburn I've ever

Jim: 1:02:47

had was just straight fucking splash. He's like score.

Bobby: 1:02:50

So it's literally

Jim: 1:02:52

there's the buy. Here comes the buy. I knew it was Bye bye. Look

Bobby: 1:02:55

at that white buy.

Jim: 1:02:56

He's a white buyer white Bye.

Bobby: 1:03:02

He talks to me about NACA

Jim: 1:03:06

upstairs they're gonna hear something else.

Bobby: 1:03:09

So So okay, so you've been in love with straight guys but did you get heartbroken? Like,

Jim: 1:03:15

did they know that you love them? Right? Like, you guys. I had some guys like that that. Oh, they knew

Hosewater Girl: 1:03:20

the problem is a lot of them. Date my best girlfriend right? So.

Bobby: 1:03:27

So it's a never Yeah, never. But you always think like, it's always working like the girlfriend goes to bed and you guys are like playing PlayStation or like you're sitting there watching a show and you're like, oh my god. Could something happen like, Oh, yeah. Gas works in a nutshell.

Hosewater Girl: 1:03:40

Right? But I never I could never act on it. Oh, no.

Bobby: 1:03:45

Not with a friends. No. I could never jam.

Hosewater Girl: 1:03:50

Friends boyfriends. I have a crush on yet. We're alone. I could never do that.

Jim: 1:03:55

Same

Bobby: 1:03:56

same You are a toxic gay. You are gonna fuck somebody friend. Or

Hosewater Girl: 1:04:01

being a toxic gay. That would be me being a horrible person to my straight girlfriends,

Jim: 1:04:06

or bad. And that's what that commenter was saying to Bobby on Reddit. Like you can be a toxic person and it doesn't matter if you're gay.

Hosewater Girl: 1:04:13

That's me. I got

Jim: 1:04:16

commenter

Bobby: 1:04:17

great. No. And I thought oh my god. This is exact point, though. Like, I want I said my co host would literally say the same thing you just said. Because toxic exists everywhere. Well, right.

Jim: 1:04:27

But there are toxic there's toxic gay.

Bobby: 1:04:30

Do you want to be in love though?

Unknown: 1:04:31

I don't

Bobby: 1:04:32

I really want him to be in love.

Hosewater Girl: 1:04:33

I wouldn't be in love. I really would. If I you know. I'm not walking around being like, I can't be alone. I wouldn't be in love. Oh,

Bobby: 1:04:43

it's not happening for me. Like it took me a while to accept being gay. Right? So like, I never would get crushes on gay men. Yeah. Because one little slip of like, oh, hunty I'd like nope. Dom.

Jim: 1:04:54

Yeah, Don gay. You're too to go. Yeah, that's the fetish. The fetishization. straight men like we really do love straight men because we want to be straight we want to be I'm sorry but we do that yeah we're obsessed with everything straight because everything we aren't

Bobby: 1:05:08

I No wonder the fucking guy on Reddit was like so Pat because he's wants to be straight.

Jim: 1:05:13

He's like, oh, you're a straight coming in here

Bobby: 1:05:15

right and attack you right toxic I'm like, Oh my God first of all bets are on T sweetheart. Sweetheart. I was like that

Jim: 1:05:22

I literally have liked so many straight guys for the wrong reasons because they're never going to reciprocate. They can't they literally physically can't. And it's just like what you think, but I had how wonderful would this be? And maybe I'd be normal and maybe my parents would like me and then maybe everything would be fine.

Bobby: 1:05:38

I don't know what gay.

Jim: 1:05:41

Oh no, Mrs. measurable. It's true man.

Bobby: 1:05:45

He's he thinks his episodes a fucking sham.

Jim: 1:05:47

It is we're gonna have to call again on Wednesday.

Bobby: 1:05:50

This episode had a lot right. I mean, it really did. But the overall theme in most of it was about toxic gays. And if you're toxic and you're listening to this, thank you for subscribing. We love you and make sure you promote our page but bias name No Actually I don't need you to be toxic. Stop being toxic love each other. Okay, there's only one life. Also just say hello to people is what I would say. That's how you can really get over being toxic. This is exactly what I was talking about. Whenever I was like if you meet somebody at the bar, you can change the tone we were on Oh hey, yes how you can like change a ton. If you meet somebody in person. You're like, oh, like I don't I'm not really attracted to you that way. But like you said like you'd be an awesome friend. I don't know where I'm going with this. But that's just where I was going. Thank you.

Jim: 1:06:37

Ha ha I'll blame the weed for you.

Bobby: 1:06:40

Thank you. So my concluding statement for this episode is don't be a little caught and open your throat see wide miss

Hosewater Girl: 1:06:49

my concluding statement is I completely agree with what you're saying.

Jim: 1:06:56

Your Honor, I agree.

Hosewater Girl: 1:06:58

I do think that you need to look a couple levels below and understand who really is

Unknown: 1:07:08

Oh my god.

Jim: 1:07:10

No. burns

Bobby: 1:07:14

on his heart and that was funny too. You

Jim: 1:07:17

look a couple levels below. Like you're so high like What

Unknown: 1:07:23

didn't you know about the level scheme?

Hosewater Girl: 1:07:26

I set on my level a couple of levels below and it often shim feels pants that should tell you something right there bitch. I'm like, What

Jim: 1:07:34

are you looking in? Hell.

Bobby: 1:07:36

I mean, Jim literally spit out of his nose.

Hosewater Girl: 1:07:40

Below and Jim reacted perfectly on time, bitch.

Bobby: 1:07:44

So Jim, your final thought you toxic gas.

Jim: 1:07:46

I just don't know what the levels are. And I want to know them.

Hosewater Girl: 1:07:50

It seems that you very much know that you're a level below us.

Jim: 1:07:54

I am very far below I can tell. Well, it's

Bobby: 1:07:57

below better or worse. I actually got a much worse. Okay. Oh, so you're below last? Yeah.

Jim: 1:08:03

I know. That's what I'm worried about.

Bobby: 1:08:05

It's gonna be really weird when I fuck Ms. Before you.

Unknown: 1:08:08

Oh, my God. I mean, I

Bobby: 1:08:12

mean, that would break Jim's heart. Yeah, that's not allowed. Well, we'll see. Oh, is that his whole? No one. No One No One honey.

Jim: 1:08:23

Why not?

Unknown: 1:08:24

Why don't you wanna? Oh, why wouldn't you just fucking let me fuck you?

Jim: 1:08:30

Oh, my final thought is that. You know what? If dinosaurs can do it with one hole we can too.

Unknown: 1:08:38

Okay, great.

Hosewater Girl: 1:08:40

Well, thank you, Jim. Oh, he's

Bobby: 1:08:43

not happy and he doesn't want to fuck us.

Jim: 1:08:47

Great. That's the episode title. He's not having he doesn't want to fuck up.

Bobby: 1:08:52

And why would he make sure you come to Mrs. Virtual comedy show? We will make sure we post links. Oh, I'm getting ready to go. Oh, yeah. People are gonna go

Jim: 1:09:01

Yeah. At the Boston comedy club at the

Bobby: 1:09:04

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Jim: 1:09:18

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Bobby: 1:09:19

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Jim: 1:09:20

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Bobby: 1:09:23

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Jim: 1:09:26

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Bobby: 1:09:27

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Unknown: 1:09:38

Gay.

Jim: 1:09:42

Why is he so pissed? he's blind. He's black. To be fair. He's had eight shots of tequila in about half an hour that I've seen. Thanks for coming. And before Oh, and thanks for coming by. Bobby's had a lot.

Unknown: 1:09:58

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