You Know A Vagina Doesn't Have Teeth, Right?

Jim: 0:07

Okay, we're all in. And we're we got a red dot and we're here we got the red dot ready to go. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of not Well, I'm Bobby. I'm Jen, and we are back for another fun episode with all of y'all. All y'all all. Is that a Georgia phrase? Yeah,

Bobby: 0:23

and actually we are y'all and ain't our big Georgia phrases. Y'all ain't ready for this angsana word, but I ain't gonna say there's like some exciting that people would say it was like, ain't not a word, but I ain't gonna say it and I ain't gonna it's something stupid. That's interesting. That's not a word. I've said. Now it's in the Bible. And now it's in the dictionary though.

Jim: 0:39

So it is word now you can say Ain't you can't What is it a abstraction? I am not Amna, which is still not proper English, and I am not. I am I still don't get how I got where's the tea? That at the end? I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, ain't well, you ain't. You are not though. So just takes the A I don't know. So like shortens. I'm glad we're trying to interpret like but if you're thinking about it's kind of weird. It's kind of weird. So how was your week on the you've really been through it? You're on. You're on a mental health journey. Right now. I'm on my health journey. I have my dose of Prozac. I decide that's the route. I'm gonna go instead of doing Cymbalta. Okay, because I feel like it's just easier to just kind of little like up and up and up. So I'm a little bit tired. I'm a little bit Zuna say. It can't be the indica. It can never be the weed. It's always the

Bobby: 1:31

alcohol. I haven't eventually try to keep me awake though. So that's good. God, my

Jim: 1:39

collection of substances going into your brain. They're just like, it's literally, if anything's off balance. It's like I'm tired. No, I'm like, no, no, yeah, you're depressed. No. Okay, so yeah, I am more depressed than normal. Oh, that is a true statement. I like so I talked to my doctor and I was like, so I used to have like, the more anxiety and a little bit of depression but not like a lot of depression. I feel now we're always anxious. Now I have like more depression than anxiety. But it's causing anxiety cuz I'm depressed because I don't want to. It's like um, what if you have seasonal affective disorder? Because I have that and it's like, I might because I didn't know the summer here comes no summer normally is in the fall when you get depressed. I love the fall. But you don't get depressed on the phone. No, I don't have it of the fall. Okay, well, I every fall just start getting like I think that like, what if I died? Literally every fall, it's like, I just get like nostalgic. And I think back to like, walking campus in the fall. And you were straight being sad. And just like like, I was driving over here and I just was like, oh, no, what if I just died and let the world pass on to whoever still alive. But I wasn't like trying to kill myself. I was just naturally that's what happened in the fall. And when it starts getting cooler like when I went to Montreal and it was like colder out. Now that the lights starting to change that gives

Bobby: 2:56

you a feeling of flow. Seasonal Affective Disorder is everything I'm the opposite light change, because I don't want to be able to I don't have to take off my shirt in the summer. So when fall comes it's like time for holidays and time for clothes on.

Jim: 3:10

I don't know if you have beaten back sad by just being overweight. You've literally cured a mental health disorder by being overweight. True. And they say it's unhealthy. Now it is but it isn't. And if we can fuck off, there's a lot of things we're going to talk about today. My depression

Bobby: 3:29

Well, I saw my therapist today. I got my job. So I'm on like day four up in my dose and then I had a therapy meeting this morning. Oh, you did? Yes. Thank God because Oh, no, Friday. I am most punched somebody in the goddamn face.

Jim: 3:41

Great. Yeah, I'm off to a good start with the Prozac.

Bobby: 3:44

I was seeing the same thing. I was like if this is the Prozac, we're in trouble because I was like, No, it was the same person. I'm always gonna punch in the face. And I talked to my therapist about it today, though, and it really helped. Oh, yeah, like she had a breakthrough. What'd she say? So we were talking about so I was talking about like him and what his traits are and like what happens and that's my him isn't my boss. And then we realized that like, he's a narcissist, just like that. Yeah. And there's a reason why I'm triggered by narcissism. But also then I was like, do I invite narcissists into my life? Like, am I attracted to narcissists because of,

Jim: 4:19

I mean, I'm here all about you.

Bobby: 4:21

Oh, I can't make it all about you. Um, so yeah, so we talked it out though, and this week I'm gonna I'm gonna notice the different things that triggered me okay, but get to the root of it. The root of it, wrote op ed, but like instead of being like he's an asshole named instance and then like really break it down. She wanted me go on a walk in the park, but I was like, oh, no,

Jim: 4:42

you don't go outside. I was like, Honey, it's sad. You say out sign Saturday, like and walk around the basement in circles. Circles What was that just spilled everywhere. I just missed my whole entire mouth. So Where are you going for the second mouth down below? My second home? If you forgot about it, I keep forgetting you had it, you know, because it's gone. Oh, no,

Bobby: 5:09

no, this couch has given us couch like. So yeah. So I left my therapy session today this afternoon while I left it as an eye on the FaceTime. Okay, FaceTime,

Jim: 5:21

I don't wanna do it. I

Bobby: 5:22

am, I just felt really good. Yeah, like I just felt therapy should do. And she made a really good point about narcissism and narcissists, in general. And it's kind of funny, when you think about it, she's like, notice, you'll notice that in our system, we have stuff to say for about a good 10 minutes. And after that, there's nothing there. So I'm like, so they have all these tactics to like, me, me, me, I have all these points to break you down. And hopefully you break down before you

Jim: 5:45

know that again, and then they have nothing to talk about themselves. And they're stuck because they can't relate to you. They can't relate to anyone other than themselves. Right? Yeah, then. So like, it's a 10. It's like a small window of stuff that they know. Well, I was gonna do this and then I thought we could do it. Well. What? Okay. How's your day going? I'm fucking best. Well, I have to practice being quiet. That's how I was practicing. Just now. That was a good practice. I noticed that I was really on my now I would recommend not practicing on the podcast. But I'm glad you got that. Therapy silent this whole time and just stare my therapist said to be quiet. Well, it's weird because cast cancelled. I mean, she said don't engage in normal game. Don't talk back. Just stare. Yeah, do it all the time. Like,

Bobby: 6:29

oh, okay, because long story short, I'll just go into it. He talks go a shit about me behind my back to my work husband. And let me tell you, we're close. I got told what he said immediately cuz I left the room because we got in a little argument about some stuff. That was actually I was trying to like, help it. But of course, my boss doesn't want to lead. So anyway, I left the room and he was stay here, which is key for I'm going to talk shit about some people who are leaving the room. And so I texted him immediately. And I said, Hey, I can't wait to hear about him talking shit about project about me. Yeah. And then text me and said, I'll come down there in a second. And then yeah, I found out that he just literally all he did was shut the door, and then talk to shit about me to Brett.

Jim: 7:11

And like, how is it even your fault? There was nothing like I highly doubt that you're incompetent at your job after all these years. This is what my therapist said she Bailey highly doubt in yourself. time I talked to you. It's like, oh, I rescued this project. Oh, I had to direct these three people who don't normally do this work to do this. Then I like yours a while and you're tossing your onStop you're basically rang. It's a cat herder, the herder.

Unknown: 7:36

He's gonna pick it up. 10 on the cute T with the sheep, and he's gonna sleep there.

Jim: 7:41

Have you ever heard that? Yeah, like I'm in the middle and I'm trying to get a herd of cats. Yeah. And there's the cat one cats throwing up and one shitting not in box, one shitting in the box. And it's like, he's gonna go and shut the door and he's right after you were there. He needs caulk slapped? Well, and that's the thing. So I'm like, okay, so if I take away his blood supply, which is my numerous options, you've been like, Oh my God. Yeah, he did that. He was gonna say exactly. It's gonna be really sad. Like, I'm gonna take away his power. Oh, okay. Yep. Okay, that sounds good. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, the Costco project. Yeah. Okay. Well, I have nothing more to add. You're right. I'm telling you. I'm gonna do it. You have to do it. Like, this is my best work. So I'm sorry. Fire me? Yeah. Don't think Do you think anyone else can do it better go ahead and go home? Maybe

Bobby: 8:22

you can because he has a quote unquote, said I'm gonna have to maybe I'm gonna have to start micromanaging them as in my department. I mean, wild luck. Yeah, I'm like, okay,

Jim: 8:33

okay, then. That's all I'm gonna do. Have you ever okay. And this is the term that I've been thinking about recently. A lot for myself even quietly quitting. Oh, yeah. I've been quietly quitting. Yeah, yeah. Do your job. And that's enough. You don't go overboard. You don't even your job. Well, you don't check the emails after work. You don't come home and text your your person at work your significant other at work, if you will. Here's looking at you. Here's you as well. I mean, you can text him because he's hot but I don't I don't don't do extra you don't go above and beyond because why would you you're not getting paid for that. Right? You're not getting promoted for that. There's no There's no row. There's nothing it's just a Why would you do anything more? Oh, project. Oh, you don't like how it's done? Okay. What do you want to do about it? Anything? Nothing? Okay.

Bobby: 9:16

Oh, we I need to do that. Okay. And if they don't, what are you gonna do? Exactly? That's kind of my new I felt so good. Leaving quietly quit quietly quitting and that therapy session, like being quiet don't engage narcissists. Yes. Because that's what they want. That is the game. The game is so he's this is how he does a little quick little like tip about him. So he'll, he'll say something really sure to you and take you down like hard and then but it's not like direct it's always like condescending, or just in a little Conte way. Like he's 12. So I'm pissed now. Let's just say yeah, two seconds later, hey, do you want to get pizza later? Or like it's like, he totally goes to like, oh, fuck no, he gets over things really quickly is what he says. And I'm like, No, that's because you're a narcissist, and you got what you wanted my reaction and then now you're gonna go to being fun because you Do you want my reaction to continue?

Jim: 10:01

Well, you're a cool boss, right? Oh, I have fun with you even though you're a bitch to me I figured it out like he does this all day long because he needs the attention he's such an attention whore. He didn't write

Unknown: 10:10

me an email yet and tell me this is changing. Okay, Paul.

Jim: 10:16

I got this fire on floor. Okay, Paul. I will but here's the thing. I'm not engaging with you anymore. And that's, that's I'm fucking god. I love I hope you're watching too. You dumb bitch. This isn't me and jobs this week. This is called a breakthrough you did. So we're not just quietly quitting. No, we're not quite as good. And we're actually quite love this I fucking love to set up to where I'm about to get a $20,000 Raise because I'm not gonna sit around and follow you to do is go to them and be like, Hi job offer right now I have a job offer literally this month I can go that's why I'm applying places I applied to one person pay me like double what I'm making now. So it's a scheduler. It's like that's what I do. Okay, holy shit. Oh, my God, just Oh, and then promote to therapy sessions. And here we are. That's what I said. People need therapy.

Bobby: 11:05

I'm gonna tell you it's funny because you sit in therapy and you question like, is she really gonna help me like this is especially the first session you're like, and then today, we kind of like I knew I could unleash. And I think knowing that I can unleash and she's going to tell me something and give me guidance makes me unleash more than I normally would. Let's just say and like it really feels good to tell it to somebody who isn't going to judge you for who you are necessarily. They're going to read the situation and then tell you because she will call my shit probably if I'm like

Jim: 11:34

she will tell you I don't Yeah, I don't think she's gonna be like everyone's a narcissist because you're mad at them. No, but she you know, she's gonna be like, well, in this case made this

Bobby: 11:42

case well then she said you know, a lot of inter like there's a lot of layers here. So it's like he's got his trauma, you've got your trauma, then you're dealing with each other working in different styles different this is from that so they're like it's hard to

Jim: 11:55

engage right right you're not going to be on the same meet on the same level. So yeah, a therapy is like if we were sponsored by better help we tell you to go now but we're not sponsored you know, was I don't give a fuck. I think I'm gay. I think I know I've seen I saw that today. I saw last night overnight. Okay, well, I was on YouTube and it just came up and I'm like, Are you fucking kidding me?

Bobby: 12:15

This is a perfect time for this then because I think I'm gay. So I think either we're getting real commercial a little cheap with our commercials or Something's just not right. Because this way, you're gonna be like,

Unknown: 12:26

you're human is hard. Especially if you're a woman who's also having trouble doing that totally normal thing all humans do. Oh, you mean puppet. Let's just say garden of lights Doctor formulated women's probiotics continued 40 billion probiotics that help your digestion so you can be a more regular human she just say it's 2022 I think everyone knows that women poop. I love to bang pooping is powerful. I'm a woman coping on TV look for Garden of Life The number one probiotic that helps women number two, I'm a pooping woman and I agree with this message.

Jim: 12:56

We that's not like a paradigm or not a parody that is a real commercial and I go first of all the product first of all, why do women need a special probiotic like they don't? Everyone? Coupe everyone can have the same probiotic. Like it's not that's actually it. We should do like a really quick skin if that's with us on the pot. I'm a pooping human shit in our wigs. I share. Yeah, I was like, I saw the commercial. So I'm like, I'm so literal. Or like, I don't understand. Like, it's like, not even like, Yeah, I'm taking upwards like, I'm pooping. I'm gay. It's like why are we animated gay? Right? It's like a very animated, you're right actually, like there's not any creative ideas anymore. And honestly, I think the quality of the Superbowl commercials has gone down and they have they have I remember growing up as a kid being like, oh my god, the Budweiser slicer, like bud, Bud pies was that or they were just funny, dumb things like that. That had nothing to do with the product even. But now it's like this is for a probiotic for pooping. I'm pooping now hi.

Bobby: 14:02

Yeah, it's like I it's 2020 ladies we all come it's like what like what we all stick tampon bloody tampons in our holes it's like I say no that's not why we have to be so like dramatic like can you just say like we all take shits let's take this medicine help pass it on like remember

Jim: 14:19

activity? Yeah, those commercials were just like she's like I like to stay regulars like easy

Bobby: 14:24

right? It was it actually made more sense where Lee ah, I guess honestly, they just got a free I mean, a plug from us about this fucking commercial. So like, really? They're doing what they're supposed to do. They're actually doing great. I think Gen Z Gen Z is just kind of stupid. Gen J's Genji. Genji is just stupid. So they have to like dumb it down for them. Honestly, they're smart and social ways.

Jim: 14:45

They're dumb and like, and I did want to bring something up about Gen Z, oh, I can't

Unknown: 14:49

image but the focus of puppets the focus of the focus

Jim: 15:00

You have to stop that.

Unknown: 15:02

Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus on what to focus on

Jim: 15:34

that's the clouds trying to find Hey there see me? Oh, no. Hey, Sally, what you doing today? We're gonna have to find this. Wait. You know how to talk? Don't you know how to do that like creepy voice? Hey, Kinch. Honey. No, you got like, it's like the creepy like, Hey, can you do that one?

Unknown: 15:55

What do you want me to shake? Like you want to touch my pussy? Mash right pushing, you can come.

Jim: 16:04

Lips. You can look. I saw this clip on the gram. And I saw it. I think it was originally posted a tick tock but I'm old. So I see all the TIC TOCs on Instagram.

Unknown: 16:15

This may be the greatest Gen Z troll of all time, seriously, stop what you're doing. This is a force birther group in Missouri. They have an annual benefit every year. And this is the Gen Z resistance in Missouri. And they crash that benefit. But it's not the fact that they did. It's how they did it resists played the long game slowly sent in members to volunteer for them a few at a time for months. They placed themselves on all different committees including the benefit, he became in charge of seating arrangements, speakers, and a benefit started just as the keynote speaker was starting to resist members create a diversion outside passing out lube and condoms. All the security went to handle them and that's when this happened Gen Z infiltrates so deeply the coalition life had to send all their volunteers home, you know who was who. And the benefit organizer who told the cops to let the Gen Z kids go. She was one of them to fuck around and find out.

Jim: 17:15

And that was like all intentionally this takes so long to plan. You have to join the group. You have to like get voted onto a committee you have to like go to meetings and be like Yeah, we really love what we're doing here. Like we wouldn't be a part of your justice committee for this meeting coming up and this photo because Millennials we just post vague Bookshare we're like yeah, we're like I wish the world was a better place. And it's like, are you okay? We just do like an Instagram square with all black like, just like let's do black ours so drummer. I've literally I like scrolling through Instagram and seen like the black square and I'm like, remember that bullshit. Oh, okay. Black Lives Matter today. Okay, just that day and then like Ukraine, it's like when the yellow like that's everywhere. There's always like a ribbon or some shit. I'm really not as crazy as I saw when I was like, isn't that over? Still going on? Well, it's just like everything in America so shitty like you've already like in Texas like most people forgot about that. They're like Uvalde I'm like yeah, remember when all those kids got like totally murdered destroyed by an air I already forgot about it. I know that's what I like. I heard it the other day. I was like you've already oh fuck you've all UVA. Like those videos are horrifying. Children screaming as they get shot to death. Yeah, big deal.

Bobby: 18:23

So man and also the guy is gonna sit on the phone next tragedy. I hate everybody. I really, really do. And this goes to the next thing I want to discuss really quickly is the fact that since we are on Gen Z, there is a boy

Jim: 18:43

can someone open a gay club where the maximum age is 32? Because the geriatrics keep getting on my nerves. The geriatrics are over 32 I don't want to play my response. So you don't we know the response. Like geriatric so I wanted to talk about this because it gets probably 2627 Like in a blink of an eye he will be a geriatric and

Bobby: 19:03

that's kind of what I was thinking in my head though, because I was like, so I had this post. I was like, Oh, wait, you look like me to then I go. Like I'm 38 Like, I am old. Like I'm getting older than I thought about like Scott, the daddy that we had on, or was that his name? Yeah, he's in his mid 50s Right. So when he was like, Oh, I'm gonna Daddy I'm like, Hi, I'm like, not that far from that. I'm 12 years from being a daddy. I'm 12 years from 50

Jim: 19:27

and you shouldn't be in a club to be honest.

Bobby: 19:30

That's what I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't but that's what I'm saying. So and then I was thinking about how like I used to be like if there was like a 35 year old at the bar Oh get a life like you fucking loser like look at he's just like never Neverland like Peter Pan syndrome or whatever and now and now I'm like, let's go to Union I actually I'm not like that I'm but like, when we do go when we do go and I'm thinking like, I'm still like, young and hip and cool. And I'm looking around.

Jim: 19:53

We always pick like an off time though. Like we never do it. We don't go on Friday night. I can't I can't go on Friday night. I can't walk get on. They'll be like, okay, like I can do this for the next 10 minutes one drink and then I've got to get the fuck out too

Bobby: 20:06

much we got to democracy we got to say we gotta go. We gotta breathe. We gotta go pee in the right situation like not horrible vibe is off there anyways like I got bought out so yeah, it'd be different it's gonna be the old clothes yeah

Jim: 20:19

it's called the old bag of dicks I'm for the geriatric take back over. And then I thought to myself that emails about union that's the job. That's the they don't know that no, sorry. Yes.

Bobby: 20:27

Yes. What I think is really funny though, is that this kids like, Can we open a clot hunting? The owner of the club is probably a geriatric as you want to call them. Yeah. So you're lucky you even have a place to go?

Jim: 20:40

Well, and the fact that like, because, you know, there might not have been places to go. That's what we were 40 years ago. Zero places to go. There are places to go because of the geriatrics. Yeah, so take some honest, respect on our name. And when have you ever had a bad time with an older gay when you're out? I've never had a bad time. They're hilarious. And they're so nice. They're so easy, really rub your back and they hear us all, they will do a little grabbing of the crotch. But that's just for fun. As long as you're fluffed, it's fine. And if you're not, they'll just like, they'll still like, oh, they'll still find it. Like, it's just like mine doesn't get hard. I'd be like, oh, where's your is that? You never know when you're coming into my area? It could be. I just thought about that. Like, and Matt, I have to say it. There have been many a time where I'm on the couch or even in bed, and I'm feeling a little frisky. And I think I'm touching the dick and it's the ball. Yeah. And he's like, you're a little low. And I'm like Matt, why he's like you're a little low. And then I like go up and like, oh, there it is. I mean, it's hard to find sometimes depending on the position well and I like not saying he's small I'm just saying but like it does in a certain way your legs are right. So it's tuck like right now the way I'm sitting my set up they probably all Yeah, I mean that can feel the head but like it is like balls or I mean, yeah, I can feel Yeah, it's like it's not cute. I feel the clip. Right. It's like a little clip just uninstalls and then all Pauls it's all bowl. So

Bobby: 22:01

I need a reduction of my ball sack. They have that scrotum. You should have a scrotum plasti I should I really should I lose some weight? Some sack weight. Good God. Now continuing on or like video journey. I'm just gonna keep feeding. Yeah.

Jim: 22:18

I'm so hungry. I want to eat your fucking whole I'll

Bobby: 22:20

eat my fucking pussy. Okay, so then we have this lady that I found and just started playing her.

Unknown: 22:26

Alright, so this space in here loves to be a city loves acidity. Now let's talk about bacterial vaginosis. So you have a vagina. In this vagina, here are lots of bacteria having to do with the vagina. Okay, so let's go back here. This face here has lots of stuff living in there is protected for your vagina, it helps to protect everything and block things from going on up inside of you. If you think about it, if your vagina is open to the world, and you have all types of stuff from the world going inside, or even like a penis that comes with bacteria of his own right, penises are not free of stuff. They're their own bacteria. And

Jim: 23:10

I'm putting bacterial penises in my mouth. She's probably making money off of this. And she's like, with her pen on the founder. The sound that that? Like I can like people in this world are fogged and I think this this conversation today is I'm focused on like, I don't know why he's played that video.

Bobby: 23:31

No reason. Oh, that's interesting. Like I thought it was like, like, like, it's weird to me. It's that vaginas are weird. No, but just like it's just funny to me what kind of a society we live in now like you literally just scroll and then somebody's live talking about a pussy like, can you imagine 20 years ago

Jim: 23:46

and we would never we never heard offline on the radio. And it was like it was a it was like a tape because oh my god, they talked about fingering

Bobby: 23:53

a finger and now she's literally your vagina. And she's, I mean, that noise

Jim: 23:57

listen to the sound of the vagina walls. And when you're open to the world, I'm like, oh my throw up, like I threw up, but honestly, like ribbed for her pleasure makes more sense if there's ridges like that. Because you like lock into the ridge. Yeah. You're like rub against you know what she said to in that video. I didn't get it. I didn't catch it. This is when I started recording. But the inside of the vagina is like the inside of your mouth. Like the sides of your walls are the same as the vaginal walls are really. So what does that mean? You have a vagina on your head.

Bobby: 24:37

That means boys. I have a pussy in my mouth.

Jim: 24:41

You have a vagina doesn't have teeth. So that was the worst part and a vagina won't throw up on you. I feel like I'm really bad with my teeth. Like I feel like I'm getting worse. I'm so bad when you started saying you were your mouth guard to like protect. I was like yeah, that's a good idea. Because I'm literally like, huge so I when I'm blowing someone it's like a disaster. So like, what is the it's a disaster. My goal is to get my goals to get them off as soon as possible. Okay? Jane Jenks freeze your mouth. 1-234-567-8910 Okay, so Google Cloud, you said vaginas are like Mao's and I started talking about your goals. Goals. You were like my goal and then I interrupted, I don't know. Like as you get older blowjobs are different. Oh, yeah. So like, I, I just really, like I always say, like, oh, I want to suck that person. Often. I'm like, do I though? I don't it takes a lot of work. It's a lot of fucking work and my jaw. My jaw. Number seven, I'm like, Okay, I'm gonna be using more hands. You're like oh, and then you're like, ah, and then I'm like,

Bobby: 25:52

I really want to get aggressive on that head. But then I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna bite it. You don't I mean, that is a good strategy. Focus on the head and just stroke Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, head falls and go for then and use your other hand to like pull trifecta is. A little tap will tap in the hall. Again inside you like kind of grab, like, if I'm sucking. If I'm just gonna go out grab behind. He's like, Oh, crap, that. No, so my hands are big enough to like, hold a whole ass and then like, have my hands like finger like finger touching. Yeah, like almost in there. And then I'll like,

Jim: 26:21

and then I'll get inside the hole. Oh, I've never done fingering while blowing. Yeah, so while they're blowing me, I'm sort of like, yeah. Wait, how does that work? Well, you're blowing them. That's what I meant. I was like, Yeah, wait, I was like, Wait, how do you fingers Juanita and get?

Bobby: 26:39

Yes, I'm blowing. See, that's how much I don't want to do it. Really? You know, I can't even picture myself doing it. But then at the same time, I see a hot person and I'm like, I'm gonna blow him and I'm like, maybe just I

Jim: 26:51

think that all the time. Like, wouldn't it be fun to below him? It's always it's always a straight guy. But then I'm like, You know what? It really wouldn't be it. Wouldn't he be sweaty? It would be not as cute as you think it's nothing worse than a hot dick. Like that hot garbage ski. Stinky sweaty. It's not for me. It's not for me. It's like a wall on the jock night like that slightly showing that stench in your face? Absolutely. Not. Really putrid, putrid. And then the fact that that combined with the dick hitting the back of your throat, like the gag reflex, the smell. I'm going to throw up I will throw up. I've thrown up on a day I've thrown up. Yeah, I've thrown up on a dick while blowing them.

Bobby: 27:32

Can I do a story? I just thought of this one time I hook up with this guy. This is like back on Crixus days. So he was at Applebee's and Applebee's. ex military he was in town for where okay, I'm sold so I this is really freaky though because I was like I would I would like I want to see people before you fuck them before they know I've seen them if that makes sense. I see like walk in and look and then stare so I was in the parking lot at Applebee's texting him on my phone and then I saw him walk around go to his car and I was like okay, that's fine. So I go to his hotel and he's parked the car and I go hey, are you want to suck? I said something so stupid. anyway long story short, we go into his room and he starts blowing me and this is when like I was scared about getting HIV every single time from from a blow job and I choked him and he threw up and that's and then I thought oh my god What if he threw up and then like the back of his throat was bleeding and the and that's where that's what the memory is for me but like I remember him throwing up like gagging throwing up and I also remember adoption or did he continue let me continue to finish me off

Jim: 28:33

so you throw up were like on the sheet so he would okay so like Ninja now okay, let me rephrase that. So sucking dick second day so I'll be right back through up wash out mouth came back and was like a cube leave the hippo blah blah blah. And that's what I'm gonna do again then I was like oh my god. What if there was like blood in his throat and then he was filled with microwave food from Applebees Applebees Margarita like dollar margaritas? Yeah, of course he grew up but that was a core memory that will not a core memory but that was a memory and also of your life where he's the shortest I've ever hooked up with and what's that mean? He was little but like the stature of like a military person so it was like a weird feeling for me I was like what No wonder he I mean his throat smaller to then yeah, everything smaller about him and so more sandbagged. Oh, it was well that's why he blew you what wasn't like I never touched anybody. Well, I did I would. What did you really do in your Craigslist days? Your little whore? I would literally have people just come blow me. Oh, and then I will be naked though. But I wouldn't even kiss I don't think yeah, it was all jerking off and then they would blow me wow you really are aside? I really am like that's it and then it's like no that and it wasn't always it was mostly just jerking like no

Bobby: 29:46

like like there was like so hot I do love that I think that's why I like it sounds pretty idea of straight guys like jerking off which I did make a post today on Reddit Columbus hookups. For fun like I'm doing that see a straight guy that just see if they respond. I'm trying to I'm busting up Bitch

Jim: 30:00

I want them to bust on me the you've just brought up a core memory of mine. Oh please the first like porn that I ever saw like artistically it was like spice channel I think it was maybe even illustrated but then it quickly went into non illustrated it was fraught Do you know what frought is not like rubbing sticks together you've never seen frog?

Bobby: 30:20

Yes I have but like,

Jim: 30:21

is it jerking them together, rubbing them jerking them together. I think the dicks are touching Yeah, it's kind of like dodging. Dodging but without being this way. Right? Yeah, okay, yeah, was the best Oh my God still think of that. You should have done that. So

Bobby: 30:35

there were okay. So there's layers to this. Oh, there are some people that I did eventually like soc. But like it took like I was I'm telling you people don't know. People don't even know I'm telling you. Like if you would have if like I had an entire system I was unemployed for six months I would have people drive to the pool park and walk across the street to come up and jerk off and I do it twice a day. Different people all day long. Not like all day long. But like you could be like come out you'd be like come over at 10 and then by two o'clock on you're like come over at three I get back onto another post. Some guy would be like Oh, I'm getting off work soon. Because again I'm just like straight guys

Jim: 31:15

are they're cruising all the time cruising all the time right guys are always looking for

Bobby: 31:20

try to get the straight guy to let me like I was like

Jim: 31:24

oh, you have lucky right there. Just spit

Bobby: 31:29

SRAP but yeah, like I told you at the Hobby Lobby things like it would be like on the fly like it'd be like hey, strike curious here. What we're gonna jerk off in Atlanta. There's so many trucking people. Yeah, that like we would get 30 emails. I mean, it was addicting. It was kind of bad. Like it's addicting. That's why we love going traveling for work. But

Jim: 31:48

now it makes you it is addicting because that's my father and grinder and it's like grinder. They're like dick pic, dick pic, text dick pic text and then like, I'm like, what do you do all day? And it's like they spent four hours texting people on Grindr and sending nudes and like jerking off. And it's like, so literally what did you do though, right? Like you could have done that in 15 minutes. Like why are you what's the whole so you were you were unemployed spent like six hours of your day. I would drop it off with two different guys jobs. Oh, fuck, I'd have multiple guys come over. I would have like at the same time like we'd all jerk off but it was always jerking off. That's weird to me.

Bobby: 32:22

Right cuz I'm scared of AIDS. That's literally why I was so uneducated themselves. So are they well, and that's also part of like the brainwashing that you need to bring straight parents. Yeah, like

Jim: 32:33

Oh, eight Okay, always whispered about to like, I'm just worried about your life. They never tell you how you even get it. But they're just like, hey, it's like just because you're gay. You get AIDS. Hi, mom. Ain't only fuck two. You could get orally fuck, you could bleed out you could do drugs to run away that you just directed that to him. Hi, mom. You could get a mentally fucked you could get bleed out. You could do drugs. Like never even said anything. I don't think Well, that's the problem. They don't say anything. And that we are very similar. Like, I feel we are mothers. They would never my mom would never she doesn't cuss ever. My mom never know. I've never ever mom say any word not even Damn. The closest she got seen was saying the word pissy when I was a kid. You're just being pissy Mindy. That was some Best Western bitch that like canceled our reservation as we were like driving back from Florida. And we literally got there at like 1am. And she's like, Well, you didn't come before 10 to check in. So we gave your room away. My mom's like, well, we have a reservation. We have it for the night. And we have four kids in the car. We need a place to sleep. They had no room and when they gave it away, we had rented the room and paid she think we can give you a refund. It's like no we don't want to we need to sleep tonight. No room to set the man in Bethlehem. No room. No room to the men in Bethlehem. So you're like your mom's like Mary. And she's got but she already has where your mom's like Mary Magdalene. You need to get out of this topic. There has been some good news. Some good developments in your life in my life. I'm gonna copy what I'm getting the pop back I did I remember now you're

Unknown: 34:13

like I remember now. I remember. Remember.

Jim: 34:16

I do remember because I went to Amish country where it's like, Wait, what the fuck is happening here? It's a widow baby. She's so cute. What is her name? Do we know? Penny? Penny Lane. And your cousin Heather said Penny was her family dog. Right? It was the best dog ever. She died early. Oh, great. Well, that's good news. I can't afford to let this one die early. There's a Fulbright. So you didn't adopt? No, it's an f1. So it's a combo to cap Bitch please. I'm not adopting.

Bobby: 34:47

It's an f1 It's gonna be at the show.

Jim: 34:50

I'm like, I don't show up if you will, like now. So June is like trash compared to the stock. Right? Well, she is. She's adopted which is like, great for you. but also to pay for her though that's sad. We know no one adopting a fucking dog that's going to go to the gas chamber should have to pay for it. Well that's my understanding that that's how they want to show up right and then you went to charges how many hundreds of dollars? Yeah, it's like it's not even full Brian just go ahead and kill them like it's fine. We kill so many other animals so we can eat hamburgers from McDonald's, like, kill the dogs to it doesn't matter. So are you ready for this? Oh, I don't know. This morning. I like was going to bed and I'm like, your life is about a fucking I was like, I won't be able to go to bed. I won't be able to sleep. She might be need to poop and pee and you have to get off she will. I can tell she well. I think she's going to be so good though. Based on what we saw when we visited when we went to the Amish town. So Penny she's a little cutie is there like okay, what kind of breed is she? Cavapoo so the dad was a king Charles Cavalier and the mom's a poodle. Okay, so it's basically like a doodle poodle. Little a small little doodle. Okay, cool. Are you so when it'd be like it's gonna be it's right now it's this big little bank. And it'll be like hopefully like oh my god 1314 pounds, so I'll crush her. Yeah, so is she When did she come home with you? September 3 Literally when this comes up when this podcast came out four days later Oh my god. No are you oh my god I'm so now is this your first ever like dog that's yours? Yes. Other than my family's like I rise to the labs myself. But still, this is gonna be different mine.

Bobby: 36:23

It's yours. Like this is all you honey.

Jim: 36:25

I just hope she doesn't get cancer. Will they all do right away y'all do I mean right away that everyone I want to like two good years,

Bobby: 36:31

which they found out that 50% of ink used in tattoos have also given cancer. There's a carcinogen and they found in half a tattooing. It's too late now. But also I smoked cigarettes. I smoke this vape pen. Where's this coming from? What is that? Exactly?

Jim: 36:46

China? China? Yeah, so yeah, we're gonna get cancer, but the dog will be q and we're gonna need to play dates. How long do I have to wait before they see other dogs? Like three months? Yeah, you gotta wait three months, Parvo. And we got to get past that vaccine. I need a vaccine. Yep. Well, I know that I need a vet to stuff me with his fat cock. Well, you can get stuffed and your dog and get checked out. I think I might. I'd like to make two appointments. One for my puppy one for me.

Bobby: 37:11

I need to check me. I need you to do the thermometer under me next. Oh, I'm just not so awkward. By the way. When your dog's getting the thermometer in there, asshole. I'm like, It's okay. Honey. Like, and they're just like, Oh, they're like, she's even humor. She's like,

Jim: 37:26

I mean, they like it. They lick their own asshole. So they probably love shooting something shoved in there. Rock Me. Oh, God, certain kind of gross. They are. Like, I don't want a different world. But I think it's really I'm really excited for you to experience the joys of puppyhood that you will form with his dog. It's true. I have trouble forming bonds with humans. So I'm worried but I'm also excited. I think it's gonna be great for you. I think it's going to test you on math for sure. testers will having a dog is like a responsibility. Like it's a lot. I mean, you feed them you let them go poop and pee and then the rest of time they lay around, not puppies. Oh, well, that lasts for three months. It's fine. Oh shit. I think it's probably three years because June still runs around like a goddamn psychopath. While she's so cute. So I'm really excited for you, though. Give it up to get a picture of you need to get a picture of you and the dog. Okay, so we can post a good idea. Like

Bobby: 38:20

Poppy. Jim got his little baby puppy. So I have to tell you a story about I went to a really nice dinner this week for Michael's work. Michael had a look at dinner for all the new doctors that joined the practice within the last like within the last year or coming up in the next couple months. Okay, so there's like 50 people there adding more lows, which I don't have ever been there but it's so fucking good.

Jim: 38:43

I've heard I need to it's like I can't lean for it anymore. My back's hurting like that's why I would say the tout get the pillow. Okay, I already have one pillow like this. I'm like trying to because it's just so far away. Okay, that's better so I'm gonna 30 year old want to be like this and it's like I know and last time you did that and he was away from it and you couldn't really hear you so then it's like you have to be right here have to do this, which is like okay, so you're adding more lows which is like a fancy stakeout? Well I'm okay, so what is it? I don't know what it's like a steak house.

Bobby: 39:15

It's a prime steak or whatever delicious 21 days aged and then the life of me handpicked so we're we get there and I immediately grabbed them are low because I'm like, were you high? No,

Jim: 39:26

that's shocking. No

Bobby: 39:27

and it was actually should have been I'm glad I wasn't okay, so you grabbed them or low low like trying to get dry like I'm just gonna go down this book and feel good. So you know and nobody knows anybody really at this point because like nobody's there to knowing and about a city that we're from the same like office but that's kind of rare. So anyway, so we're at table five so we got a table five

Jim: 39:48

who is this for? Exactly? Just all the new doc all the newly all the new like doctors Yeah, but we're Michael's like, established partners there to know. Okay,

Bobby: 39:58

so only new Doctor Is there was a few established people sprinkled in at each table. Yeah. So you have like a person that's been there for a while at each table. Okay, so I get one of those then every else is kind of new. And then it's like the partners and was like, Hi, I'm in fire protection like I do this. So anyway, we're sitting there we're chit chatting, blah, blah. Of course we get typecast and we're at the gay table. There's another gay couple hoards shout out to like put all the fast guys Yeah. And I was like, okay, so you're chugging, chugging. mirlo the gay waiter comes over, he gets another it gets another glass. Good to

Jim: 40:28

go. I are catering people always gay or queer. So queer. Like I because I was catering person in undergrad. I literally didn't Sure. Like, can I get you more chicken?

Bobby: 40:37

He's like, Are you sure? I'm like, Okay, make it too. And he's like,

Jim: 40:41

we gotta get you drunk, honey.

Bobby: 40:43

So I'm feeling good. Feeling great. chatting away. Well, it's time now. To start the program. I'm like, fucking a start passing the microphone around the goddamn room. I didn't have to talk. But I actually ended up talking because why? So we're going around the room. buppa buppa. Michael gets the fucking microphone. And so right before you get some, like, I kind of like, I like go, Hey, I go because people will be like, I'm Kelly. I'm a family medicine doctor. My husband's a cardiologist at Riverside. And we'd like to ski on the weekends. Like, I know, I know. It's just like that. So I was like, you'd expect so so they're like, introduce themselves and introducing their partner sort of. So I was like, Hey, tell them I'm a firefighter like joking. Because as a joke I've made with Michael before like, I'm a firefighter sits behind a desk, but I was like, Tom firefighter joking. Michaels like, I make all them until a trophy in the practice. And this is Bobby. He's a firefighter. Kinda Oh God, and the whole room erupts. And laughter and I go, and I you know what? I'll talk about Wow, no, you're literally I go.

Jim: 41:53

I'm in fire sprinklers myself. Alright, I'm in fire protection. I sell fire sprinklers.

Bobby: 42:00

I'll see him. So then the next guy goes the next day. He introduces his husband. He's like, and this is my husband. He's a CPA, and kind of looks at me, kinda. And I go, I looked at Michael and I go, that's kind of how you do it. And then Ps are laughing at that. So then we were automatically like the center of attention. Guys are always like, straight people love laughing and gay do and like have you ever seen well and Grace like straight people love gays, right? And they're like, Oh my God, he's sassy. They're so funny and sassy. It's like, okay, like, No, you can do this too. So I'm like, Okay, well, that's a great start. Because of course, I don't want to be the center. I do want to be centered friendship. I don't. But like, it always happens no matter what I will do. So it's like, no, my name, James. So the program continues. Now we're going to hear from the old CEO, and the new CEO, and who is the new CEO, the new CEO was sitting at my table. And my partner wasn't aware that that was the new CEO.

Jim: 42:55

Oh, the whole time. The whole time. It was great, though. He loved us. Okay, good. I was like, very bad. Well, it's and he got up. Well, he was a video and I was like, Oh, we know him like, Oh, you were drunk drunk. I was like a little tipsy. We know. And yeah, for the past 30 minutes bed. Yeah. And I'm like, and then he and then all sudden he gets up and talks and I'm like, Michael, Michael, did you know that he was the fucking CEO. And he's like, I guess he's not bashful. I can't when people ask basketball,

Bobby: 43:28

but he doesn't but yeah, it's like, oh, man, because I was like, what is about to come? Because he looked at me kind of like, petrified, terrified, but also like with a weird smile. And I'm like, What do you got to say like, what do you like to fucking say? And I'm sure I was fucking animated. And then again, fun that was the CEO was like, okay, great, like, cool, wonderful. But the CEO was awesome. Like I'm really happy that he made that move. It makes me really jealous about where I work versus his because like I said earlier, my boss is a dick. And I have like a community where the bosses are nice. Yeah, like they have concierge they have all kinds of fun stuff. So tons of support. Yeah, like most companies do these days and that's what's weird is like most companies have like really good benefits comparatively to what I'm dealing with right now. Really? Yeah. Like a lot of places have like very they're very concerned about like our work acts like we go into ADP.

Jim: 44:13

You mean well, well being their wellness. Yeah, yes. Well, wellness. That's a big corporate thing. Wellness, like we should talk about wellness because honestly, that's what's taking us down right now is being unwell. Yeah. Being in general not well. Thank you. Women poop. Women poop. It's 22. Yeah,

Bobby: 44:35

I mean, wellness is very important in that it seemed like they were all like, your health and your mental health is more important than any fucking any fucking money transaction that you will create, if that makes sense. Like, they're not worried about you making the money. They're worried about you being happy to continue to work to then continue to help make the whole thing work. Make sense? Or no,

Jim: 44:57

you could be a wellness coach. You literally just may just want to say So my entire life literally all you do is to some fat clouds and I'm ready to fucking coat. I'm your wellness coach. I'm ready to play just a minute Can you stop talking about how burnt out you are? I have to smoke this joint with Sunday. Do you have any sundries to sundries? Oh, yay, yeah, there weren't big enough to bring up but they're sundries but then sometimes some sundry sometimes. Member times sundries actually ended up being a bigger topic than we realize. I hope these aren't but like first of all, there's been a lot of these recently and I have to be careful. Oh, no, I don't want to offend any future guests. They probably don't listen on this honestly. But drag queen pageants. Let's talk about them. Because I joined a dark league as we all know, and I sitting this session out due to weight gain alcoholism and other reasons. Because it's every Wednesday night at a bar, right? So I'm like, I'm I'll get potato skins and I'm eating out on a Wednesday. I'm been drinking Friday. It's like it's too fucking much anyways. But I met a pageant queen at my dark League, and he's really cool. I love Oh, I know. I met him. Yeah, he's really nice. He's like, kind of a hot guy. He's actually kind of a hot guy. And he always wears gym shorts. Yeah, I want to pull them down and smell that hot dick. Not suck it though. By hot you mean? Hot looking not hot. No, no, I meant it's probably garbage. They tuck those things like those things are sweaty, musty moldy. But anyways, I talked to him about like pageants and he got very fucking serious and I couldn't understand anything he was saying he's like, You don't know the gowns? You first you get judged for talent. First you get judged for an activity then you get judged for singing then you get judged for Judge judge judge. The gowns are 2000 minimum you I had to take mine out to Las Vegas to get the sequence the sequence put in and it's like going on and on. I'm like listening I'm like for what and then he's like, Well The prizes are massive. Are they like I literally $1,000 nas? Yeah, I didn't ask but I was like But is it worth you just said you spent 2000 on the gown a plane ticket out to Vegas? You paid someone to like attach them like diamonds to the gown then you brought it back then you wore it to somewhere in Cleveland when and so then and then the titles of the thing right it's like it's gay University of America it's literally that no No my friend like so the other This triggered me this week was fat bitch and they had a sash on and it said Miss Gay Short North America 2021 Or something like that. I'm like Miss Gay Short North America. I'm like how is the short North like and then America thing like you mean Short North Ohio or short North Columbus like probably Columbus which is a neighborhood in which Columbus is a city and a solid Columbus pageant and even then it's like It's Miss Gay Columbus Ohio that too so then I learned scale Ohio you have to go you do get Miss Gay Short North and you go to Miss Gay Ohio then you have you hope you qualify for Miss America Miss Gay America. I will say this. I think it's it takes a special Well, that's what I personally to like. It's not a lot. It's not for me. One of those things where I'm like, This sounds ridiculous. But if it's for you, well, I mean, the people are looking at me like you have lights on you and we're sitting over the camera like it's $2,000 like what are you doing? Right? We are and I don't know what you're doing but I don't know either. But honestly, I my sundry here with it. I just think pageants are crazy. They always have been though have you not? I didn't realize South Carolina. Not know I'm talking about gay pageants. I'm talking Yes, I remember that shit. She mentioned a gay excellent fucking. I'm gonna play a clip here of like, I'll do like a little pageant clip. Gay pageant. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll talk about America we're gonna get the other sundry because I have another one quick sundry is not a sundry. My doctor is on board to get me ozempic a fucker. Whatever. I'll be losing weight. I'll keep you updated on my progress. What the fuck? Maybe I'll let you do all my shots on live and live it to myself first of all, but anywho so anyway, what's your next fucking sock thing? I learned another phrase. Thank you for what you said you fucking sock I was like you do but then also watched the teeth. The teeth. You don't have your mouth garden. I wouldn't accept a blow job right now. And other sundry is a phrase that I hate the most on Instagram. Right now and this Leti fitness journey. If I hear you talking about your fucking fitness journey, you can fuck off and go to hell because we don't want to hear about it. Oh, my fitness journey has been dot.no Stop talking about it. Have you seen the post? Yeah, but in stories and they're like this is my fitness journey. And then it's like before and I don't put a before and after. pic no one gives a fuck. Don't do it just put the after pic. We want to see you when you're hot. We don't care we don't we're fat and they love him when they're fat ugly like they'd make it really ugly. They're like yeah, why? Why are you making we're making now but in that picture you weren't like, how about like your answer is never consistent. It's like bad lighting and before great lighting in the after white teeth and yeah, you're trying you're trying to prove to yourself that you did something but then that's the problem is like, why are you even posting about your fitness journey? No one cares. But again, this

Bobby: 50:27

is what also cares about the rolling thing. It's so bizarre that we literally sit on our phones and like finish the journey, right? Like we're like, oh, she's in a fitness journey. Next, fellas. This person so I'm gonna vagina Oh, I

Jim: 50:38

just learned some things. Next fitness journey. How bizarre is it that we have that, like, I'm looking for things where I learned something, I don't learn anything. I'm not educated by someone talking about how they lost 10 pounds because they're doing this new type of lifting in the gym. Or like I switched to only chicken to get my protein and cut out beef. And I lost it's like, I don't fucking care. No one does. Honestly, literally. No one does. literally nobody gives a fuck the people. The reason these people have people scrolling on them and following them is because their bodies are hot after they lost the weight. That's the only reason they have followers. So like we don't care about the before. We don't we don't care about what type of exercises you're doing in the gym. What you're eating no one gives a fuck i You see two pizzas, but now let us I'm like cool brain slitting to pizza. So that's why you're skinny. We get it. Now let me just scroll through your abs and look at your golf. So you're saying like your body positive before they say they were? Obviously Weren't they body shame all the time. That's like that guy. whatever his name is. He's always talking about like, I'm not body shaming when I say that you're a fat ugly because you're fat. He's changed your life. I was unhappy. I was miserable. I was a bad person when I was overweight. Now I'm great. Are you great because you have the cottage cheese for breakfast, lunch and dinner. You have to work out four hours a day just to look halfway mediocre. You don't even look right. And I've seen the toes. Zooming on the toes. Oh, no, I hate feet. You're gonna hate him more for this. I'm just saying people just don't look good. Skinny. Sorry. No, it's true. People look better fat. And some of them like their heads are different. Yes, yeah. He's got like a different size body now for what were the head. Yeah. Okay. So I feel the same way. It's just weird to me that this is what we're posting about this. That's what's so

Bobby: 52:23

funny about like, I really wanted to kind of focus on the internet just a little bit, but like, yeah, I just think it's really weird where we're at right now. Like, it's a very like, are we gonna look back at this in 20 years? And like, how cringy I was at that we did. Yeah, we're scrolling for what scrolling for once we and I remember the 2020 it's gonna be like all of us dancing for no fucking reason. And doing this. We're all part of this cog. We're all part of this. The problem is, is that we are all in this machine. The machine is the government first

Jim: 52:51

of all know it. Well, it's corporations the government does the World Government it's actually a worldwide thing. It's not even know it's we're getting trolled by Yeah, corporations worldwide corporations, things like Tiktok and Instagram, they admit they know exactly how long you are scrolling or stopping to watch something they're like they were delayed point 001 second longer on this post. They must like that type of dog and we're gonna get that dog and an ad. Okay, wait a little bit you guy with a big fat guys buying more big fat hawks and put them in and what poodles skin since like your four Yeah, hey, just tailor to the point where it's like, it's kind of scary. It's like you get in your head. And then you get to the point where you're like, you talk about something and then you find the ad for it. And they interrupt you right away. But they knew because of what you looked at that you're they know what community you're in. They know what they know who in your friend group is searching for a certain thing at this moment of this day. They know which ones they are to you that you've already seen. But yeah, forwarded it to them and they go then they go, Oh, well, in this area. Columbus seems to be really hot right now for fried pies. Let's send them fry pies. It's really kind of fun. When you think about it, how they have all the data. They have all our credit card information. I've been really into the AI like art, and it's the same concept. I know. It's the same concept because it goes I'm actually starting my own clothing line called Grumpy Bear. I'll show you the prototypes downstairs. I just ordered three of them for my winter Assam ball ASAN ball off. I'm all we've really gone off the rails

Bobby: 54:18

with the sundries. I know but there was something good bitch and now you made me fucking forget Ayar. So basically, the same thing is happening with AR so like, you get four options and you're like, Okay, I like the bigger Cadila like sanded bears. I like the cuddly or bigger one over here left. Let's do four of those. Then they spit out four more. And then I'm like, Well, I like this one over here that has big eyes, but these other ones don't have good eyes. So I'm gonna pick this one. So they're like, Okay, he likes big eyes. It's scary to think that they are literally we're being pro like we're programming AI to be us kind of and to be ahead of us like, pretty soon they're gonna be like You're freaking me out. I'm not kidding like it's kind of scary. No, it really is scary like we might be controlled like already.

Jim: 55:00

Oh no, we're in a simulation. Okay, you want to fuck around? I'm just telling you I want to fuck around and find out. fuck do you want to see from Morley machine? Oh, what? I remembered how to find it remembered I know how to find that video of Gen Z and the worst thing it's like fuck around and find out was like one of the names on the TASH tags so that to me yeah, I'm trying to bet all right. All right. This Okay, so locked out yeah hold on

Unknown: 55:31

okay

Jim: 55:33

make sure you follow them subscribe thank you for listening to another episode of not Well, I'm Bobby and kinda kinda I'm kinda Bobby That's kind of a firefighter. That's gonna quit his job and become a life coach. Oh good,

Bobby: 55:49

because that's what that's what the world needs is me to be the life coach. So thank you enjoy your week. Enjoy your holiday. And today we didn't talk about labor day but I don't really care enjoy your labor off. Yeah, that should make it a labor month honestly like a day. Oh, really? Oh my god. Thanks so much for one day off for called labor day like I didn't leave her goddamn Half a year has sent disability. Hashtag short term disability. But yeah, we'd love you, I guess, kinda.

Jim: 56:20

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