You Need Three Oxygens Everyday To Live, Therefore And Such As. Feat Michael Burke (Being Gay and Bold, Comedy, Thanksgiving, Gen Z & More)

Judge number five Aimee teegarden. Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is? I personally believe that us Americans are unable to do so. Because sama people out there in our nation don't have that and I believe that are at education like such as South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should. Our education over here in the US should help the US I should help South Africa, it should help directly Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. Thank you very much, South Carolina. Welcome to She's Not Doing So Well gets a podcast. I'm Bobby. The tongue is my tongue is in my throat and I'm gonna try to limit the box to 10 love it. I'm just so awkward at this God. Hello, everybody and welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby Jim is out of studio because I'm in quarantine. So we're gonna do a remote interview with Michael Burke. We told him he'd come back on for our Thanksgiving episode. And this is what you're gonna get a bunch of random shit. That's literally what you're gonna get. What you heard in the opening was Miss South Carolina I think 2000 and I don't know when sometime I'm never going back to she literally answered it like such as in maps. It's always been one of my number one go twos. And in this interview with my interview, Michael acted as a host, Michael Berg acted as a host for us. So basically all just kind of chit chat and let the conversation go. And somehow this came up. So I was like, I'm opening with that South Carolina's where Lindsey Graham's from so in case you're trying to get a visual slash idea of what comes out of South Carolina. Granted, there's some nice places in South Carolina, not everywhere. But the education in such as from South Carolina seems to be lacking a little bit. What else I need to say. Yeah, so anyway, I'm in quarantine for the time being for another week. Thanksgiving is on the horizon, we still have a sitting president that's not conceding any wants everybody to count 65,000 times, which I think I'm happy for them to do because, honestly, how many times can you lose in one year? I mean, you've lost Georgia already. Twice. You won the recount. I mean, sorry. You're kind of a fucking loser. Thank you. In other news, I don't have any other news. We're sort of just going day by day at this point. Oh, and I have to tell you, there's a commercial in here for liquid death. It's a water mountain water. It is so fucking good. So you're gonna have to figure that out. Like you're gonna have to taste that because it is good. And I don't drink water. Like I don't really like water. But I like this water. Of course, it would say liquid death like hypochondriac me. Yeah, I love liquid death. Like no, that'd be the opposite of what I want, but it murders your thirst. So what can you do? Absolutely not. No, absolutely not. No, ma'am. Oh, sorry. We just had a little interference from June, June's in the room with me, and she just ate foam from the wall. That is a soundproofing agent here so give me a second parenting 101 always have to yell at your fucking kids. I can't imagine my real kids. So this is this will do. Okay, you could just do and being bad for daddy. Nope, she's army crawling towards the other stack of them. Well, I won't take up much more of your time because at this point, I'm just yelling at the fucking dog. Without further ado, let's get to our conversation on the Thanksgiving holiday and how amazing it is for all of us, especially in a Corona filled time where you'll hear what we're thankful for. We talked about shitting we talked about ideas we talked about being bold. We also have an interview with a Gen Z participant which is interesting because we get some insight on what it's like to be in high school so come along on this journey with us and let's start Do you see us yet no but I think the blessing for you This is to be really really want to see this. Why I don't know why I want you be able to see it just imagine it I mean just imagine like I know I'm six foot one I'm I'm I'm rippling great wrestling and I'm I don't know anything else that's hot but I'm all of that. Hong Kong. I'm well. You can't see us like I'm reading off of your facial expressions, but you're not reading off on mine. You know what I mean? I can't read Yeah, I can't read them. This is the ultimate blind. I'm going in blind. Oh Having a beverage you know or what? Oh, yeah, yes. I've already had like, girl. Oh, he's the ultra but this is my brother in law. What do you usually do so tiny? You like wine, don't you? Yeah, wine is fine anytime wine is fine. I mean, I like beer. I pretty much like everything. Um, vodka if I do like, hard liquor, but that's really that's really it. Yeah, like everything to, unfortunately. become a problem. Now. Unfortunately, it doesn't mean I can't. So I don't know what we want to talk about this episode. I'm kind of just like, gonna go off of the flow of this. Like, I want to host your like a third host. So whatever comes up chime in Hell yeah. But I don't know what's gonna come up like you might be coming up with what's coming up. So Oh, my God. Was that called the improv? Yes. But you're having to do with Oh, yeah. So that's hard. Yes. Yeah. And great. Now you have to add when you say more. Yeah. Go ahead, Jim. And, and no, I said, Jim, do you mean anything you want to share with the with the group? Yeah. Well, I do. Thanksgiving is loaded up. And I hate to ruin everything. I'm not permitted to go to Thanksgiving with my family. Because we're not allowed to leave outside of our household. What state are you in Ohio? Right now? Franklin County where we are is the positivity rate is Yeah, we are in the worst luck. The in the hospitals are pretty much full and the ICU are full. So we're not even supposed to have Thanksgiving outside of our own household. It's bad. Really, at the end of the day, Thanksgiving is not the holiday that we're worried about, you know? Yeah. What holiday? Are we worrying? I'm not like a big Thanksgiving person. I am Christmas or like Hanukkah. Yeah, definitely. I mean, I've actually scenario it's Oh my god, really good for you. Are you Jewish? You just know I'm a Catholic, but I but my friend was like, even like the menorah, and like read the prayer. And I was like, okay, so I did Hanukkah, Oh, my God. One of my neighbors was growing up was his or less, is currently still. They were expelled. And two of my best friends in high school were Jewish. So I was like, very, very acclimated with Jewish culture. That's also true that you get presents every night at Sunday nights, or I think Yeah, but they're usually like small. It's not like a big Christmas. They get bigger as it goes. So like you like your first day you look at even their big holiday. It's like Russia or something. Oh, Russia. That's true. Yes. What's it called? Yes. Rosh Hashanah, or Shoshana. Oh, now Michael Burke just froze. It's, it's well, when you're on your sister's Wi Fi. What do you expect? Yeah. You know, I don't think that he can't see us because I can't I don't think he can tell when we're joking. I know. I feel like we need to be able to see him as I'm like, Oh my God. What a catastrophe. Can you see us? Yeah, I can see you. Sure. I think God, like froze frozen, but I can see you way Bobby's is really fuzzy. Now I can barely hear like a pixelated mess. That was clear. pixelated man. pixelated? What is happening? I don't like this queue. I am not a pixelated mess. You look like a fucking mass. We were just talking to Michael Burke about so we are asking each other. How many? would you ask me how many dicks I've seen in person? Was that the question I like, but not just like, in passing. Like, in person intentionally. They were also showing it to you. And I said 50 Is that a lot? I mean, it's I'm not gonna like this. Okay. But like, the number you know, to be fair, okay. It's just a number variances with like, multiples at once. Like, it wasn't even like a sexual. It was like a. I was straight. Curious. Yeah, we were always like, kind of like, around a circle. You know what I mean? So I feel like that takes out 10 right away. Jerk. Yeah, it's like that takes 10 right away. around the circle, and there was some jerky. jerky was somewhere married, man. It's fine. I figured I think that counts though. Because that's like they meant for you to see it. So that counts. So right so 50 is not that's a really you just didn't realize you did five circle jerks and then yeah, and now I'm in a relationship for seven years. 109 that's not a very Wait, that's great. How did you guys meet? Um, it's actually six and we were actually in truth. bars and Columbus. It was the other night the lights came on. Let me just paint the picture. The lights came on. And I was basically in a full blackout. As was Michael and he's walking from one end I'm walking to the other and he we look at each other. He says, Hey, and I go, Hey, you look familiar. And he's like, Yeah, you do, too. And the next thing I know, we're making out in the stairwell like, horse, but it's fine. Like, that's honestly a good he really did. But then I was like, even if they don't it were then like, yeah, that's how we initially met. I was like, I need your number. And he's like, I don't give out my number. And I'm like, Well, I don't not get a number, which is not true. I made that up on the spot. I was like, I love the energy that you've heard like, breaking up slash, like somebody who I was really into wasn't as into me, but as a really strong connection. So that whole summer i'd went through like healing. So when Michael came around, I'm like, fuck you bet you give me your number. Like I was not playing games, you know? boldness. It's being bold. That's really that's what rules the day like that might be. Being speaking of bold, being bold, being gay, being bold, speaking of why isn't being bold enough to step down? Like a like he should? I mean, he said he wouldn't. It doesn't feel surprised kind of. I felt, you know, we all didn't think he would. And he said, That's, it is it's pretty badly lost. I mean, at this point to be embarrassed for him. I'm like, numb to everything you goes on with him. You know, it's just, it's been like, consistent, to say the least, like being like, it's been wild and crazy, but that's true. You know, he set it up. I just want the footage of me like fucking do I need the milk to come in and just have to pick up his fat ass out of there. Even though I'm chunky. Mm hmm. Like they can get me out of either. A what it what a journey. What a journey. 2020 has been truly are you guys surviving? Are you like, I don't want to ask if you're thriving. Not anyone's thriving, but like, What are you guys doing to survive? Because I struggle with that on a daily basis. And I like find my outlets but like what I'd say. Yeah, Bobby's doing edibles. I mean, that's that one. That's it. That's literally that's wrong. And yeah, I think we're I think we're trying to get into walking. Is that a lot? Like going on walks? Yeah, yes. I yeah. Be for yourself. I just recently in an incident September, I like started, I was like, I'm gonna walk more. And I walked like, every day, sometimes twice a day for like a while. And I still am doing a bananas like crazy as I was. But the power of walking. It's really a workout. It really, really is. For me. I'm like, No, I'm just kidding. And, and also, I use it for like, time to like think or like call somebody that I haven't talked to like, it's 45 minutes. Like I have that to fill. And I'll put my air pods in and I'll just like I didn't even realize you're walking go catch up or like think about stuff. Yeah. And then no. And then if I'm on the phone, and I know the conversations longer than the walk, I'll continue always has another little loop do two birds with one stone. But it does help. And I just, I just listened to a podcast. I love her farm podcast, someone like sujet Yeah. And it was about like, the burnout is about, like burning. I did. It was like, Did you listen to that one? Oh, so good. Okay, so basically, it was like saying that, like your once your brain feels like it's safer. Like it's not in a stressed out environment, you have to translate that until your body because your body will still be in a state of stress. So it can be things like walking, hugging someone for 20 seconds. Like, like, working out. And like massages like and you know, taking a bath you have to like, and that's at the end of every day, you have to really take your body through and finish the stress. Yes, I listen to the episodes. I've been really mindful of that book. Mm hmm. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's kind of like life changing because you realize like, it's good. The reason why I'm so stressed out is I'm holding on to something that nobody else is holding on to. I'm the only one that's holding on to it until I can complete that quote, unquote, cycle. My body's in like anxious mode to where, yeah, I'm ready to fight or flight, but I don't know what I'm gonna do. Because I didn't close the loop. Oh, my God. I've definitely Yeah. And I feel like, I feel like I'm really good at being like getting my brain in order of being like, I'm calm. I'm like de stress. But my body feels it. So it's, and you can just feel it. And now that like I know that that's what's happening. I feel like I have more tools to be able to handle it and like de stress, which is great. And that's what I've been doing for like, yeah, I've been like three weeks since I've listened to you. I'm glad you brought that up because I forgot to start that process for myself. So I'm gonna do the same thing. So I'm gonna start now. Yeah, it's walking, just walk at the end of every day. That's really the easy I used to go to the gym but now the gyms are closed. So I think I turned to walk in and I just do like a 45 minute walk and it's over and then then I feel more relaxed, then you can lay down and not feel guilty. Well, that to guilt is a powerful motivator. It's based on points, activity points. I definitely need those activity points. So I can eat that pizza. I mean, he. So my God, I worry about that. Yeah. So is everybody even excited about Thanksgiving or is it even Really? I mean, I guess I mean, are we excited about Thanksgiving would be thanksgiving for me the past five years I was in LA so I, I, it was pointless to fly home because I was dirt poor. And I was like, I'll just come home for things for Christmas like that would be the one that I come home for. So I'm used to like having one or two like I literally would be me and my one friend and maybe another friend who didn't go home for the holidays. And we would just like get the box from Whole Foods and just like put the mattress in the living room. And we would eat and then we we would let we like had a whole lay like and we just would lay down on the mattress like get really cozy and just like Wow, that sounds better than my family Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah, that's the whole thing. And my family's very chill. Like they don't we don't get like passive aggressive towards people like not sure. So Thanksgiving, so your person is giving them in a long time. That'll be fine. Yeah, with my family. Mm hmm. A little change. I know it will be it'll be better. I'm excited. Mm hmm. Just a little, little regime. Yeah, it'll be home. Home cooked definitely makes a difference. That's that's the one thing I was missing out on. Yeah, it's what's your Oh, what's your favorite? Oh, my God. I love to go ahead. One of you. will wait, before we get to that. What are you guys doing? What are you doing Robbie? Yeah, what about Oh, I'm on quarantine right now. like legit quarantine. I got quarantine from my job. Yeah, because one of my employees got tested positive. Yeah. So now I'm in quarantine. So Thanksgiving is basically me and Michael and the dog, and we're just gonna cook homemade stuff, and probably just watch movies. And I'm not mad about it. I mean, what it is? No, that's kind of excited. Honestly. Really, I feel like, I want to do that. And just because my friends you should at least do that when we're hungover and put it in front of the mattress and all the blankets and all the pillows and we would like lay in the living room and ice out the whole apartment cuz we were so hung over and we just watch movies all day. And that was just like those moments you can't get back. You can't get them back. Just an and then we know what Jim's doing. I'm not allowed to say that. It's actually gonna be pretty much a hobby. I'm going to sit on the couch. I actually ordered food so I don't have to cook and I will pick it up and I'll have all the Christmas decorations up. So I'll just be watching movies and staring at the tree and full and then I go to work at 9pm on Thanksgiving night. Hmm. Oh my god. Thank you, Lord. Ah, so it'll be fun. Oh my gosh. I mean, we can't hide the voice and this voice like you're gonna know, but no one's like a deep voice you know? No one's gonna listen to this deep Queen voice. Yeah, it's a good deep. We love a deep clean voice. Yes, Mama. I work Wednesday night. And then some Thursday night inside. I'll be eating like Thursday after I wake up at 4pm it'll be good. Oh, that'll be good, though. That's why obviously you picked it up then. That's not cooking. I can't on time. Run. So we're just doing the whole traditional like, let's cut in the morning and three. There'll be drunk and high by three and it'll be wonderful. As long as the edibles at four. Oh, edibles. edibles early, early for me, and then I get into the alcohol. I'm bad. Yes, yeah, I could do it the other way around. Most people do. Because I like because it's like, if you get high off to get drunk, you just get more drunk. And it's like that way versus if you drink after you get high, you just get more high. Right? And that's like the like, yeah, on not unofficial rule of thumb. Taking notes, but I'm like, Huh, I just want that drunk. I don't like being too high. So you just said no. Yeah, I don't either. Like I get really. I like to be in this world of like, I can still speak but I'm not like, because when I start not being able to speak it's a problem. Like it's a big problem. I can't speak. Thank heaven, but that's always that's like now that's what we're all trying to avoid. We're trying to every every drink. You're just going okay, as long as I can still say words. That'd be amazing, right? It's nice. When do I start slurring? That's when I'll peel back have a glass of water. Yeah. I still speak this is how do I speak? That was like in my video because I feel like that's where I get when I'm just like, Wait, am I saying words? Can you understand me? Can you understand the name? Speaking of your videos, I love the car charger video. Oh my god, I have been true. I was I literally no one talked about it. I was like I I literally was like I have to deliver the message that it's just time to get a new car charger because that's the one thing you think about and it puts it ruins your whole day. Like they really does in small doses and you don't realize it and the power that I had after I got a new one and I put it in and I was like I just know it's gonna work I know it's gonna charge I'm not worried about it like there's it's it's not taking up space. In my brain, I was like, we need to do it like it's literally the easiest thing. You could self care, it's the smallest thing you could do and you'll have a better day. It's true cuz like shaking the wire like way, if I can shake it like four more times, it's gonna come back. And it's like, it's so bad. It is so bad. It's like it always only works like one way after a little hobby, like an intern and you like heat it up. You're trying to figure out what to do to make it work. Mm hmm. The thing about that there's a secret though, apparently, like there's people who make non Apple product like it's an Apple product, but certified, certified. Mm hmm. Um, so I think that's the problem. Yeah, it's not certified. So then a lot of those go dead faster, because they're just not good. It's just like, how about remember, like in the 60s when they used to make vacuums and they would last for 40 years? Like, why don't we just have what why are we I? Just so capitalism, but it's like, do you do those people really need to be more rich? Do they really need more money? Like, God? Like? What's that? And that's like, that's the new. Oh, honey, I do anything for you. Wait, what did you did you get the new iPhone? No. Yeah. And then it's like, why are you guys Android? Oh, no. Android, I would never like Android gaze. I thought you guys just said no. Do you have what do you have the iPhone? 11 Pro mouse. Okay, so why are you guys yelling at us? Like oh, no. What? What was your version? He did I dare you like this every year upgrade? Oh, okay. Then I take no, no, I'm coming from this. I'm retracted. Thank you. Thank you. Wow, Jim. You're being a little bit retracted. Wow. I see today. It's that deep Queen voice. Yeah, just aggressive. And like, just, I'm coming from the seventh. You can believe I still have. Wow, yeah. Wait, so you've been doing all your videos on the seven. I know. And people are like, I love what's your camera? And I'm like, telling you. I refuse to give that up that you guys like a seven plus video. Oh, my God. That's actually a wireless seven. Came out when Obama was president. Wow. Yeah, I know why I'm holding on to it. Honestly, you're the one that's getting us through this is your phone held us together as a country? Well, it's true, because now we're getting an upgrade and I'm getting a 78 year old. I didn't pay money. Honestly, anything's an upgrade. So you know, I think that's all at least the gays. I feel like all the gays are like, well, Joe's not gonna make it like there's a mascot. But I feel like a lot of people aren't thinking that way. Always like Yes, yes. We also talk about AOC my queen Oh, cool. Yeah. Blessed. Did you hear what she you saw her speak right. She's like, well, I'm gonna stay here and speak because every every senator for Thanksgiving like, okay, she right huh? She went off and I love it. She's like, think about if you are that person like that's how you need to be governing these people is like if you're the one who's losing your house, losing your job losing everything. And and her going off is not even like going off. It's just like truth. This this is just truth. This is just this makes this should make sense to everybody. That's what we're that's what looks like when we're you know, when her and Bernie say like really radical ideas that they're trying to demonize, like everyone having health care, everyone having housing, everyone having a job, like, how are these progressive or liberal ideas? This is basic. And she she just talks about it so simply that you're like, Oh, I agree with her, but they don't want to listen to her. So they don't want to give her a chance because of Fox News. But yeah, right. Why don't you either make fun of her? or for some other dumb reason to just completely dismiss her? They don't listen to her. It's it's bad. Mm hmm. She was probably an awesome. Give you a double four double pouring to you. Yeah, and just say hi. And like, hang out feel genuine. Not like a fake like Hi. Yeah. Are you? Yeah, be like, Hey, did you hear about that? Did it and go into details. Mm hmm. That's why she's good friend, who worked like a service job. And especially at a bar with menus or any like, yeah, that's someone that has that. So you want to like hear the story? Question. Yeah. Because most people who are in a bar is saying that she got reelected by such huge margins. Like she goes and talks to me. She talks to everyday people. She's on the street talking to her constituents, like every week. It's not just like, Oh, I'm in Washington hanging out like she. She's someone to model I just I love her. She I think she'll be the first if Camila does not kidding. I'm calling it now. I mean, yeah. Joe calm was more years. 78 like I'm just saying, though. Well, he already said, Yeah, I mean, there's no what happens in the next four years. Camila is next. So maybe you mean first elected. I'm really scared to Trump. Yeah, that's what I kind of meant. Yeah. That elected official. Let's see. Well, here we go. Yeah, that's it. We don't have Civil War Two coming up. Everybody jokes about what are you gonna wear for civil war rainbow flag? I mean, I don't know. You're gonna try we're gonna try to pretend you're like from Georgia like yeah, now they went that way Why do you blew on I don't know they gave me I just gave well my president it's really embarrassing because I feel like the way that he's acting right now we are going to civil war sorry I know I said that it's like the past couple weeks but Bobby's really World War Two but I don't know who you surround yourself with like do you think that could happen? I you know what I honestly don't know I would hope not I would hope that like in a like a democratic world we'd be able to figure it out without that. But I don't know. I thought I don't know. I thought if Trump was reelected it might be it might be like more realistic cuz I feel like the democrats would have just been like, yeah, we're gonna we can do another four years. Well, like I don't know from like middle of nowhere and I can't really get to where they need to go to attack. You know what I mean? Yeah, the cities are spread out post is just walled off Middle America can just yeah, selves were screwed in Colombia. I mean, sure. They might have a few more like Shaka or I don't even know like they might go silent. What are your mental health or like talk about civil war to wine with a little civil war to talk? virgin hair so healthy? Oh, my God. I gotta tell my neighbors. I mean, if nothing else, Hollywood's gonna turn it into a movie. So it looks like it's a little bit out there. It's true. The South will rise again to Oh, the New South Georgia's blue. People used to say that the rise again. Oh, the new south. I gotta pee and get a drink. So I do that too. Are we? We are with you. But then. Yeah. Okay, we have time to run to get a drink. I'm in terrible. We all have real I got a refill. Sorry. Sorry, not sorry. Sorry, saying I still have a regular fill. I have like an entirely new topic. How do we feel about Harry Styles? feelings? Some of them are warm and fuzzy. Um, no, I feel I feel. I'm not trying to take the high road here. But like, I feel glad about it. But I also feel like aren't there already, like, transparent people doing it? Well, there's, it's good. It's like, okay, more people will see this and then maybe they'll relate to and be like, Oh, well, if Harry Styles is okay with breaking the gender norms, it's fine. But it's also like, there are already people who are doing that every day. Why don't we highlight them? I know. It's a mixed bag across the board for a lot of people. I feel all good about it. Yeah, I mean, it's a good feeling to see him and be like, oh, okay, he's wearing a dress. Okay, that's what's wrong with the left we need more men in this row. That Do you see Well yeah, lady on Fox News. Like, oh my god, I can't someone I saw on tik tok was like, and then posted like behind them like the green screen posted a picture of her in like a power so yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. Brought Candace Yeah. And get in the kitchen. I was just like, ridiculous. styles. The gods. Yeah, man. Oh my God. He's gone. You know what we're looking for? He's my, he's my wallpaper on my phone. Yeah, it's hot. Yeah. And also like he didn't he hasn't he worn a dress before like multiple times, like definitely doing more. He's gender gender bendy. He's just like fluid. He's like, wears whatever he wants. When you're that famous and rich. You can wear whatever you want to wear it and protected. But God, he's so hot. I mean, no, it could in five years ago could have canceled you know? Yeah. So if you praise it's good. Well, I think Harry Styles specific can mean so many people, you see how that's literally changing society. Like it's, it's starting to change minds and it's gonna totally make gender. Hopefully irrelevant zone. I feel like just like masculine and feminine. You shouldn't like really have a definition. It's so strict. It should just it should. It shouldn't be defined by what gender you are. It should just be like, you know, it's it's its own thing. It's like an energy. It's just like, some days, some days I feel feminine, more feminine. Some days I feel more masculine. I feel I don't even want to classify myself as like one thing because it's an oscillation. You know, you're moving back and forth. Preach. Yeah. A song might hit single, oscillating genders. Or you are oscillating. oxalate? Yeah. There's only one right answer. What are you isolating? Oh, Bobby, this is like her nails done and then we're in Korea. Townend did this, like, it's a thing. You know? We're in Cape Town, but I was nervous. Like, that's the thing that's funny about is I didn't do it. I don't haven't done it here yet. Right? Well, I guess when the pandemic happened, I painted my nails, but I feel like it's everybody though. If you could really feel free I mean, even the straightest straight guy might want to just like not even dresses, though, could be like, put on, you know, I don't know, like sparkly, sparkly, nice to every single kid on the planet. It's like, Oh, I want to I want to look at something shiny and sparkly. Like, why have we limited that to just females? Yeah, yeah. I agree with that. masculinity. For sure. Like, um, guys opening up their feelings like me, I'm straight myself. So I would like it's like definitely a masculine thing not to show your feelings. I think that's, you know, fucked up. I this is my stepson, john and a lot of straight guys. I feel like a lot of straight guys feel boxnation john have to worry. Guys in general, in general field boxing like What can I say? What am I allowed to express? Am I allowed to have a feeling? Can I cry, do anything at all without being told like BMA wasn't like the man, the teenager and 2020 though? What is it like for the teenager in 2022? That I definitely, like I suffer from depression myself. So I mean, yeah, definitely. Definitely hard. Especially when, like, when I'm around my friends and stuff. It's kind of hard to express your feelings and not feel like a little bit later on about it. Like, do they talk about their feelings as friends? No, not really. I mean, except the really close ones, like the guys I've been friends with ever since I was a little kid. So it really I mean, yeah, there's not a big Express. Like, it's still like a thing where it's Be a man, it's still that. Yeah, it still hasn't changed. Do you think? Like, have your friends seen that thing of hairstyles? Like what do what are the comments that people are making about that? I'm in a bit, I don't think they care as much, but I'm in a bit where I go to school were a little bit there's a little bit more conservative people there and law stuff going on there. So they probably wouldn't have the you know, best opinions on that. I'm very open. I mean, you know, so I don't really care what goes, but they would probably say something like, that's kind of gay or you know, I feel like that's that that bother. Yeah, that term is still Well, that doesn't bother me. Personally, like, would you say you shouldn't say that? See, that's the thing. I I'm bold. I'm not that bold to like, try. I just respect people. I respect people's opinions. All I mean, be bold. It's so hard to be bold when you're surrounded by like, 20 straight guys who all had the same and also high school. Yep. High School is such a mess. Like, it's, it's you just have to survive it. And there's no survivor, you know, you'll find your tribe after you kind of find, yeah, but just being open to the idea of just being able to express emotions whenever you can, is is the most important part, you know, and then being really something especially nice to be able to be honest. Right? And I feel like it's especially when I like try to get into a relationship with a girl or talking to just females in general, you would think it would be easier to open up, but then I feel even more constricted. I feel like I could open up to a man more than I could a female right now. Yeah, personally, huh? Yeah. Because, you know, you really don't that's what it should be. It should be I mean, not either gender, it should, you should be able, like gender should be able to talk to each other, like, you know, and then you can figure it out what the other gender they are interested in, you know, Yeah, I agree. And it's just men though, because women do that. I feel like other. That's why I was the girl they share. Cry on her Snapchat story and show you that she's upset. And she wants help. I do that girls in the game. Oh my god, you're gone at school. Like you get your flame every single day. That's the kid that cried on his Snapchat story. Like, you know, it's like, yeah, shit. I don't, I don't I don't buy with it. That's so true. Thank you for your interview. Also, just like the head of it all. There's like there's the women expect that of the guys too. So it's a little bit pressure just from all around. That's true. There's a lot of women is being over the age of 25 I want a man not I've wanted to be 30 my entire life. And it's for all these reasons. That's because it's such it's such like an emotional turbulence until you get to that point where like, it's I'm making my own money, I have no one to look to that's gonna tell me what I can and cannot pay off like I am in charge of my life. And therefore I'm in charge of changing the world that I you know, as far as Do you remember does anyone when I was in like great, like eighth grade and in high school, I was even so worried about what I wore to school like, Oh, yeah, I would be ridiculed for this or that shirt without the right brand and not on the right color. Like, Oh, this looks like a light pink like, oh my god. I just mean like so worried about the dumbest things that you don't have to worry about. I used to do that kind of stuff. I would be but now I wear what I mean a couple days ago. I will fuckin slippers, baggy sweatpants and a sweatshirt with a white vinegar mullet. My partner this is I think things some things are changing, I think I think things are a little different for some things. I mean, it's a little trashy of me, but probably, but then there's still the same norms, I think are out there. And it depends on where you live, they'll be gone a little bit more Now, like I thought it'd be well in like, like, really? I mean, something on the internet, I think on the internet definitely is it become more of a safer space to be more authentic, which it used to be the opposite. You know, it used to be like a place where you're like, I'm gonna lie to everybody. But I think now that it's like a freedom to be like, Oh, I can just be whoever I want to be. And then like, whether it's get through high school, get through college, or like, get through my family environment, like, I can be those things so that I learned who I am. And then when I have access to be that within a safe environment, I can be you know, I feel like if you don't have the right friend group around, you can't express yourself and then you're just frustrated. In everything in life. Yeah, and then you're depressed because you're literally like suppressing emotions, and you're suppressing who you are. And that's why you're just like, bottled up because you're like, I can't I can't be who I want to be or I can't express what I want to express. It's all going back to the wall. It's all about early the walk the Medicaid on walking, but I personally, how do you guys feel about Gen Z? Because I personally love them. I'm obsessed with them. I love I'm actually in love with them too. But I don't have them to see Oh, well we have that we are you guys stick up for shit. I'm terrified. by them. He'll love it. I also love Oh, same. I think they look at they know they're like smarter for too smart for their own good almost in a way like they're young and smart. Whereas like I feel like I guess what am I remember? Remember when they trolled the Trump rallies and they literally write like a million people coming to this rally. And then it was like 12,000 people because it was all Gen Z tech talkers, who just reserved the tickets? I mean, that kills me. Like, we didn't do that. classic, classic move. No dummies? Yeah, these Gen Z's are they're tricksters they know what they know how to troll. There's some better for that. And they've been they've never known a day without the internet. So they're like, like coatings ingrained in their wild. Isn't that crazy that we're like constantly in the internet fight. My first iPhone was in undergrad in 2007. I got the iPhone and like I was an undergrad. But these kids have had it. Yeah, in fifth grade. Yeah. Like to like call their mom weird soccer practice. I think they're also scary, though. I'm terrified. Yeah, they're gonna come for you if you do the wrong. I'm definitely but like, No, I'm, I'm definitely scared to like, make fun of you. But yeah, I'm definitely scared of them. But I think that's just because the power that they have with comedy and the power that they look at me. Yeah, yeah, specifically, looking at you. I'm terrified of you. At any point, you turn and make a joke funnier than I'll make it well, and he has, he expresses his feelings. He's very well adapted, like, you've got to watch. Definitely well versed. Because, I mean, I have two different houses that I'm in so um, so I mean, one side of my family's a lot more democratic and, you know, liberal views and stuff like that. And then the other side, I have conservative and Republican views. So I get to see the both sides of each story. And I think what I want and I don't, I don't feel pressured by either side, I am my own person. And I definitely High School has helped me with this. I have become my own person. I know this podcast isn't supposed to be about me supposed to be about Michael, but you know, just kind of expressing a few things that I think are a little important. Hey, I'm out Michael. It's about me, honey. No, Mike B. Michael brought it up. Michael's like, like, what do you think about Gen Z? I'm like sitting next up. Listen, I love that we have. That's why I love that we have a man on the scene. This is I could interview Gen Z Gen Z scene. But truly, I think that's why I love them is because they think for themselves. They're like, I'm not gonna I'm not a product of my parents. I'm a product of what I believe out of that environment. You know? Yes. 100%. Yeah. Michael knows. And Michael, and Gen Z, do you? Do you get Gen Z? Because you're on Tick Tock? Like, do you connect with people that are younger than you? And like, is that like, how did you? How did you figure this stuff? i? You know, I am I really? I'm obsessed with internet humor. And I've just been obsessed with following internet humor, because I think the internet is just like, I love that. It's a place that's like, let's just be funny before we're anything else. Like that's what I find the internet to be is like, let's just what's the quickest joke? What's the fastest joke and so I've just been obsessed with that for like, a decade when vine. when when when vine started, I was like, Oh, this is what the internet can be. And I love it. And then it was like Twitter became hysterical. And it was just watching on boom, all of these things become vessels. comedy and I'm obsessed with comedy. And then Gen Z has kind of now taking it by storm and tik tok. I was really terrified of tik tok, which I think I might have said in like the last interview, but I was terrified of tik tok because I was like, wow, I'm now. I'm 29. I'm too old for tik tok. I am terrified of tics. It's been going for three, four years now. And now I'm going to join and be like, Oh, cool. I'm on tik tok. Now, you know, but I've just been so obsessed with it. And I think I connect with Gen Z. Because of just it's That's it, we have that same style of humor that Gen Z has unfold. And I think there's some like, I think half of millennials all have this instinct. And the other half of millennials have like real jobs and like, couldn't keep up with the internet. But anyone who's kept up with the internet kind of has that same sharp humor, you know? Yeah. I agree, I think. Yeah. I think it's so true. I, I'm just thinking of all these videos, and it's like such quick humor, you just go from one to the next. I'm like, Oh, my God, this is also true. But I just wanna I love the fact that you like, sit around your pilot, just like taking a shower, and you're like, Oh, my God, I'm gonna do a phone charger gig. And then you like putting your notes. I mean, it's like what's happening? I mean, where did that get from? Only ship. It's only I make sure I have a lot of probiotics so that I'm pooping a lot, because that's when the ideas come. That's when the ideas really come. But don't they really, let's get on. It's like, I feel like a lot of thought happens when you're on the pod. I'll be honest, I am probably the quickest pooper that has ever walked the planet. Like I don't challenge. My like, you know, the Nicki Minaj lyric If you ain't shit, and then get off the pot. Like I live by that, you know? Oh, I'm like, how are you? I sit here until somebody notices. This is so true. I tried to just I'm like, I don't spend time in there. Bobby's my for half. My mom. Also, potty trained me. My mom also potty trained me and she was basically like, Okay, are you you have to go and then to sit us down and then give us like five seconds. But no, you don't have to go. If you have to go, then you would have gone and we're like, we need to go we have to go to bed. Okay, and then she would go and then we would just I think that was just like trained our bodies to be like, we're ready to go. So now you're like when I gotta go? I gotta go. And then I'm like, yeah, stop fucking around. Yeah. Shaking more than but it's gonna cause a poop in the pants, man. Well, you take that too far. Yeah, you got to have a little bit of time. I don't like I'm not like waiting for it to be like, I have to now run to the bathroom. But like, you can feel it come in and then I'm like, Okay, and then and then, you know, the timeframe that you got to get to the bathroom. Everybody knows our timeframe. You know, Bobby has a lot of real though. We've talked politics we talked Gen Z we've talked pooping this is I think that we've covered the whole Gist and it's been what 15 minutes giving? Thanks. Happy Thanksgiving. Wish you a happy Thanksgiving. I am thankful for poopy Gen Z. Gen Z came out of everyone's butts. That's how they were born. That's a funny. Wait a minute you set your shot. You guys, DC. Oh, hey, Bobby. Oh. Id ideas really come at anytime. And I do write them down. And and it's it. You have the ideas that make it off my notes. Seven. Seven, are you? Ah, do you have like a journal? I have both. I have both. I have both. Yeah. Oh my god, that's so cute. And I think sometimes I'm like it the booklets by my nightstand. And that's just when I don't want to like look at and then I literally write in the dark and I like can barely read it in the morning. So is that just ideas? Or do you write anything on that book? It's just ideas, right? It's a book. I have it for ideas. I do. Sometimes I'll write out like longer thoughts. But they're ideas that I want to like, make sure that I when I read them tomorrow or the next day or in the month whenever I look back at it, that it makes sense. And that I understand why I thought it was funny because I do that a lot where I write something down and it's like, rice, but I cooked it too long. And then I'm like, why did I think that was funny? Like what was the point like? Why didn't like a punch line I didn't like write the character in that I thought would be really funny like doing that or something. You know, I always want to try to get one of your videos and do like the opposite of you. Like try to be the other character but I haven't done it yet. I'm scared. We'll just have to do it. I'm gonna do that. And some of you know, I've seen things online where I'm like, as long as they're crediting the original, but you do welcome people to like do spoofs with your videos what I love. That's what I want. Yeah. And also, like, if you bring something amazing to the table, like absolutely bring something amazing to the table and be like, thanks for like the palette that you gave me to work with. You know, like, right, right? Like, well, that's the beauty of tic toc is like there's so many people who would never have ever met each other that are working together now and like making really funny, like, hollywood should be scared like they really should because there's so many good creators out there now that it's like I don't even need your Hollywood bullshit. Like literally I could watch a movie of Tick Tock for like there's a there It Ratatouille musical on Tick Tock right now you know yeah yes yes oh I need to see the gym you've got to get Tick Tock I know you're like so bizarre about the whole China thing but like Tick Tock already I'll get I will Am I know that we live here jam? We love a deep Queen voice yes Queen yes yes god yes God we can all hear each other Yeah, that was embarrassing this this is Bobby's fault and it's embarrassing I keep trying to find a better program but it just doesn't work this is what what happens when we talk about he who shall not be named because it's a curse we're back now on the scene Michael Burke. Michael tell us what you're seeing out there Hi. So I'm reporting live from the Mall of America where ariana grande de is performing her holiday music from four years ago how long ago Santa tell me is my favorite holiday song It's it's number one it's number one right Carrie is number three right now. There's no way that's that's blasphemy. I know in an alternate universe get out unpopular opinion. I agree with Michael Santa Tell me slaps Santa RTV then all I want for Christmas is you Sam and I'm not even an Ariana Grande. A sedan I'm not but that I feel like you're lying. Like you're lying. I only like her ponytail. Last Chris, listen, I want to rip that fucking ponytail. I want to grab that ponytail and swing it around like a helicopter. Gee, thanks. just bought it. I just wanted to put it down for once. Okay, I think she did. I think she had I think she's done with it. Way Is she not? Oh, no. I think I think they broke up. It's changed. It's about evolved. Yep, it's gotten more like that. I don't know. Oh, well. So much for the last segment. I'm trying to think of what we should we need to close Thanksgiving. People holidays jensi How many? How many? Life love happiness look, come on. Jim. You bring up the live laugh love. Um Can we I mean, we can always talk. What Oh, go ahead. No, what can we always No, go ahead? No, it was gonna be something inappropriate but to you should probably have you with that beard daddy with that bear? Well, yeah, that's what it feels like on my whole um it all scratchy on my whole little scratch on my hole. That part of the that skin is so sensitive you don't want like of scruff? That's really what you're gonna bring up this is that? Yeah. You don't want to scruff on your teeth on the whole on any point? Well, maybe you do a little bit of a rub. But with Bobby it bleeds so easily that it's like you don't want anything tearing? Yeah, we can't afford another tear. Honestly, at this point, any tear can be solid. I don't wanna go. So off topic that it's like people are like, What the fuck is going on there. But my edibles are kicking in. So I guess that's what I was like, you know what I you know what, I did find it ever since I posted that video where I was like crying in bed and just being like, I'm overwhelmed. And like, I can't like I feel like it's just like, I'm overwhelmed. Like, whatever, whatever I said in the video that ended up like being one of my most shared videos, and that I learned I was like, oh, we're all going through it right now. I was like, we are all i thought i was posting that. And I thought that like, people were gonna be like, Oh my god, it's okay. Michael, like you're doing great. Like, it's okay. Like, nothing like being worried for me. But I was like, portraying my emotion in like an artistic way. And so, but everyone, everyone shared it. And I was like, oh, and they were like, he said it best. He said it best. And I was like, wow, we're all really spiraling right now. We're all going through it. Like it's supposed to be funny. We were like this together. Yeah, this is what you're saying? Like it's it's truth in comedy, you know? So it was like absolute. That's always the best. I made it funny. Mm hmm. That's the best comedy because I think when you're honest and about your jokes, like, there's nothing better than just like a an honest Good joke. You know what I mean? Mm hmm. But I was joking about cancer earlier, and my partner got pissed. He's like, That's not funny. And I was like, well, you either laugh or you cry. Like, at this point. I that's where we're at. There is so much bad news. Overwhelming every news cycle but like, I just come home from work and it's like, now what? I don't want to hear it. I don't know what to do. comedies coping is how you cope. You know, it is I must have the news button again. So good news. Bobby, sometimes we need to cry Bobby's like button. Do I press? What button? Do I press? I'm like, which one is like I think in my head. I was like, just hit them. Are they? Are they numbered? No. hit the shape one. And we're back shaped. Yeah, anyway. Have you read Ambrosia and what's your thought on Ambrosia? You've never had I've never had Ambrosia Thank God you're so fucking Ambrosia it's discussed we talked about it last year. It's so thick Michael. Oh my god. It's like no cube in like a sour cream sauce. It is disgusting Scots thing and people some people have it. People love it. They put like, coconut, coconut. I mean, it's, it's like a bowl of vomit. And they're like, Oh, where's Ambrosia? Like? It's bad a lot. When they eat in jello. I'm like, what are we doing? What? There's like people who put meat in jello, and it's like jello. I mean, that is absolutely horrifying. What that's that's like, and Google is why I'm a vegetarian. Just convinced me stay a vegetarian like no, I'm gonna put tofu Yeah, jello. I don't eat jello either. Because it's like, what's the point? It just kind of lights jiggling? Nothing. It's actually gelatin. It's the cartilage from dead and I'd rather have soda. Thank you. When's the last? Huh? It's Carlos Winslow, Samia jello. Three years old. Almost never. Oh, I think it's been sooner. No jello shots and yeah, I'm gonna count. Oh, no, there goes Jim. He was like oh, jello shots. I didn't know that counted. How did the jello had some of those? Yeah, I guess but honestly, it's like when did the bars closed? March? That's last my head jello. You've been deprived time. Wait, do you guys do you guys love Christmas and call my gang? Are you like more? Like we're gonna have to talk about Christmas at another time. I love Christmas. Oh, I love it. Okay, um, we'll get you back on. It's either it's either aggressive. Yes. Or like, I don't actually care. I it is very early. In the middle. I've been indoctrinated. No. So maybe I'm in the middle. Like, I'm not I don't watch every single movie. The better the better. Oh my god. That's what I want. Do you ever see the movie? The tree? No series. There's like an ABC one time is called like the Christmas tree or the tree. And there's a nun and they give away this tree and she's crying. Oh my god, I gotta find it for you. Yeah, you had me and my sister were bawling our eyes out over this fucking tree. We're like, sure. Yeah. Because the non like pray to that tree from when she was like a first first became a nun until she was at a baby nine when she was a baby nun. She was a baby not and now she's an old nun. And so she had this tree and the Rockefeller Center was like, we want your tree and she's like, I can't it's trade. And so this whole thing when she finally gave up the tree, and it made me cry, and that's, I'm gonna send that movie to you because you're gonna cry. Yeah. Watch it and or say I already saw it. Well, it's like strongest pops possible that prior? Oh, me. Yeah, no, you depends on the down. It depends on the day. Honestly, there are days where I'm like, I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna watch Dead Poets Society. Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, I mean, we have it. We are going through it. Yeah, we are going through it. So it's like, you know what, express yourself, Jim. Why don't you know why I've cried more in this past five years than I have in my entire life. So yes, I do cry. But like, yes. And I'm not a cry. I don't like cry at movies. And I don't cry it like commercials and stuff. He's a crier. I'm a crier, but it's like everyone's about Lexapro. I'm not really that big of a crier anymore. Like, I'm like, well, it's work and you're not much of a cover either. dead inside. Yeah. I mean, I don't see. You. It's but it's true, but you're sacrificing one or the other. Yeah, you're stable. Right? He's right in the middle. Nothing happens. No goods no Bad's just like I kind of like Christmas, but I don't really. I like the little thing or I really is working. Bobby. It's working. I'm in the middle. You don't have Malcolm in the Middle. My I don't you just meet me in Gen Z. So we're gonna I want us to all say something we're thankful for. Oh, Mm hmm. Since it is the Can I have a minute? Yeah, me too. I was like, Yes. Here's what I'm thankful for. Um, and I'm like, like, five minutes? Yes, I am up with it. I don't even know it. Um, yes. And it's such a loaded question. You know, it's loaded and it's very, it could be either really deep or like kind of funny, but it's where were we gonna go with that? I know. I know. I'm thankful for music. I think music and speaking soul, and like when you're in a good mood, it's really good for you but like I'm the type that if I need to cry, and I'm having like a heartbreak moment, I will listen to the heartbreak II of songs you'll like, and break mine like me crying my eyes. are in bed and like 1130 at night, so music can move you in any way you need it to. So I think music is very important. That's what I'm thankful for. God, he would go first table music. We're all at the table like he did a good one. And I'm like, I'm just gonna make up something and he's going for the pie now. I'm thankful for air. I'm thankful for the air that we breathe, because it keeps the other guy has kept me. Oh my god, that was so fun. I'm really spiritual. Oh, my jam. And now it's up to you. Can you lead the circle? Let me just fix the mic. I'm sorry. I had a moment before. thankful for what did you say Jim? Or Michael? Who's I got here? Most of you. I mean, I don't know. I mean, because I don't want to finish this out. I mean, you don't want to go last. Um, you know, especially like today because I was off work and just got to sit around the house and think for like small things. Like, I got to light a candle. I literally was reading a book and just sitting on the couch looking out the window. It looked it was cold. There are birds on the bird feeder Bobby can't handle this. But I'm literally I was fake. Bitch. He wanted one small thing. Okay, I'm thankful for like strawberry. Delicious strawberry gummy. Well, I just need to know if this is true. What you just said. This is 100% true. You said I'm thankful for lighting it Yeah, I know for like all these like tiny moments that give me peace. Yeah. The small thing? No, well, here's what I'm thankful for that you high. A candle? Oh my god. This bitch. You don't want to be thankful for hanging up on this call. All our internet connections. I mean, God shouldn't smoke this right now. But I know. See you guys anymore. Trash. I haven't even I'm thankful for live laugh. Love. Okay, I'm literally thankful for thankful for candles on the couch. On candle worlds. This is bad. Is this what we're thankful for? I guess. No. Mine was literally No, mine was. I got to like I need to. Look what happened. I got serious and laughter Joe get crucified if you get serious, so maybe Oh my God, I've never been vulnerable again. I mean, this dumb con. Sorry. Not a safe space. Um, I would say the the number one thing for this year would be I think comedy. It's it's been like such a space to unite with people like minded people, people who all laugh at the same thing, finding, you know, comedy that's like super far reaching that's like universal. laughing in times that are hard has been the most important part of my whole year. And just and then turning my thoughts and anxieties and everything that I have into comedy has been the most cathartic thing for me across the entire year. So that's like the number one thing, actually not and also air that I breathe. And also the oxygen that's really like, oh two is like literally crazy. If you think about it, it's like actually insane. Like a freak out thinking about like doing like, I'm freaking gonna win. gigs. But have you? I know. And you know why I don't. I don't have a wig. Like that's a choice. That's absolutely a choice. It's because I am playing on the idea that I didn't have some way don't know what gender you're trying to play. And it's kind of enchanting to me. You got me right. Well, that's exactly right where I want you but I know you're in LA but I feel like you need New York. Yes. Have you lived? Honey, I grew up in Westchester living like Manchester, New York. Okay. And lived in Manhattan, lived in Brooklyn, specifically for a year before we moved to LA because I was not fun girl. Stop. Yeah, I'm like what's happening? I'm saying stop. Have you been to New York? Hello. I've been to LaGuardia. Oh, yeah, we've got to get you tonight into LaGuardia. I've been to New York. Yeah, Jim's never stepped foot off of LaGuardia. We got to get it seen the buildings? Yeah, we got to get cheese that's exactly or just an egg and cheese and ketchup for the transition. Tell us tell us about London. What's happened? What's you know, give me the I'm dying. Oh my god. I mean, like where we love your head, the secrets and film some stuff secrets in my head. I kind of think like overarching themes as far as like when I'm like creating, like a spoof video pretty much. I'm like, What are the things that absolutely have to hit and then I try to pad it into a story kind of thing. So I know exactly how it opens. I know the last episode sewed, I know, like, three to four main, like gray matter, because I want to get it all in each video on one. So that's like crazy. Yeah to fit all the UK absolutely insane. And it's like the balance of it's the balance of like telling a story and also like hitting jokes. And that's like and then to do that in one minute is impossible. Now that I have like the stakes are high to like, Yeah, do a good job. I sure first one was really good. So that's been it's been I've been actively thinking about it. I've been watching movies, because I want it to be a Christmas movie spoof, versus the first one being specifically a romantic comedy spoof. And so this one's gonna be more like the Christmas Prince fives, like magical elements to it. But I know, I know. 90% I have the entire way and specific scenes that I'll be shooting. I was gonna say, I'm shooting them. Probably starting tomorrow. It's like the summer first, right? Is that what you're playing? Was are the premiere? December 1 is the premiere? Mm hmm. I have my props that I need. I've been like, I've been like, it's been like a three week process. Oh my god, being in the pre production creative is so exciting. But then we're gonna find out what to do outside and I got thick skin. Yeah, chew your gum, cuz I got six. That's my favorite line is like, again. I don't know why I have thick skin. Alright, yeah. If you break my heart, forget my lines. Wait. So do you write the lines? Or do you know you don't write you improv it right. Like if you just know like the theme. For the most part, I pretty much improvised. But But I do have like when I when I so then it'll, it'll take multiple takes because the first improv is kind of just to get out. Oh, no. And then I pick up and i have i go i love that line. I love that line. I love that line. And that's how I write anyways, is I kind of just write in character. And then you just kind of just like, say things like, Oh, that's a really funny line. That's really funny way to say something. Sometimes though, I do have like specific lines that I sit and I go and write which makes sense. I mean, you do so many takes, like when I just try to do one little Instagram video. I'm like, Hi guys. It's Wednesday. And I literally do it like 45 times like just to say like one little small point. So I totally get it. Yeah. When you like piece it all together, like I'm fine. But and that's the good. But that's the good part of just like training and doing comedy and doing improv is that you get you just naturally get better at your first take. You know, I never if I have to do something more than like five times. It's like just not really fun. Right? You didn't have right? It's not genuinely you didn't have it. It's it wasn't happening. You didn't want it. It wasn't fleshed out. Bobby, come back another time. You know, when you're on your and then when you're on your 40 Hi, it's Taco Tuesday. And it's buddy. Just stop. Hi, it's Tuesday. Um, do you guys live? Okay, cool. Talk or chat. We love coffee. You want to see me go from room to room. I want to say like when I'm thankful for again. I like to it really hits home. I'm just really thankful that I got some light a candle. Fuck. I think what you said was amazing, a little long appreciate. Notice, I think that's beautiful. Just a little moment to like a deep breath moment where you're like, I am at peace for the first time all day. I get it. I just had to get it in my head where I finally went in peace and that's why I was laughing like I was finally at peace. Everyone who's listening has kept Yeah, I know. Sorry. Oh, there's no recovery. I wasn't trying. They've already said all five people already decided but I you know what to circle all the way back to the beginning of the conversation for the end. Just a perfect Yeah, circle moment. Listen to podcast, take your body through the stress cycle. Take it through the stress cycle and remind yourself at the end of every day that your body is safe and okay to like go to bed and start fresh. Very true. And Mike drop. I'm gonna jump into that we're gonna post her on this. She's gonna get posted. Link Yeah. And then she'll call you and then you'll be on our show. Yeah, like, I'm in comedy and like, you'll it'll be great. Bernie Brown. She'll be like, Michael, like, What's her accent she can listen to and I love what she says. She's like, you do comedy? I'm like, Oh, I love that. So we all just this Yeah, well, shit. You know? Yeah, she's very real. Like she'll talk about her marriage. She's like, marriage is hard. Like it's not even fighting the bond. Yeah, like that. She's just it's mean. That is true. Wow. Way to go hope manage your stress. That was hope that was the that was the final but I want to say much again. This is my first. This is my second host right now. You're like natural. You're one of us. And I'm like, I feel Safe I feel seen I feel hard. I feel like I feel like the air around me is in listen to you love air, we know you're thankful. So I would love to, um, I'm letting you guys if I can stress one more thing, it's just serious should be one of your fucking videos that the air that I breathe in is what says so after that video we're, like very serious like that is like I'm gonna speak now and like actually be like kind of normal and then be like anxious. so thankful for and there's like go for it, please. Thanks. And if and if you put two hydrogen you put two hydrogen with that iguana, you get water and that's what you need to live life. You need three oxygens every day to live therefore and such such as the maps of the auteur that goes onto your from the I racks and such there and such as and education and therefore I don't have maps so they don't like no maps. So like the educated on such as you got to show the show the Gen Z the South Carolina, Carolina from like, 1000 why's not loading? Oh my god, I'm gonna play that, you know, that's gonna be the opening for a woman had all that stuff in her name, Michael. Oh, I just want to say thank you to Michael. Yeah, we did love you on the show. Like, I feel like you're just really part of the team. Thank you. I feel I feel like it's true. I really feel like a part of the team. I feel like it's very good. It's like a no, I definitely would be like we're diving hands. You know what I mean? We covered so much ground and I wouldn't say that was there like no, I think we would have had to come hang have a beverage once the work is worth I think is really cool. In closing, that's really cool. Because I think there's gonna be a lot of people who meet online that are like, now gonna be friends in real life and live across the country. Like I think that's kind of the good thing. That's Yeah, that's the first thing I want to do. And everything opens it's like going to like an official like, yes, we're like World Tour. No, I'm kidding. I just want to like go see the world and hang out and visit and like do comedy show you can and just kind of like dry what you need to do is like just have fun thing where you know your followers who live in these certain cities can try to like promote a situation for you like they come up with where you're gonna go. And it's like a hidden secret thing. And then everybody's Honey. Yeah, manager. It's fine. Anything call you? Oh, my God. I do it all out. Just not your social. And if anyone out there is listening, I'm looking for the air that I breathe. You are now. Please don't bring too close six feet. That's that's what we call that's that's now called a runner. That's a runner. That is a callback. And now it's a runner. That joke keeps going if you think it's dead, you think it's dead and it comes right back. Just like just like accident. And if you think you're dead, you breed your lions. You need water. Where's the fucking hydrogen? Oh, right. Well, that's like I would say this is more likely. This is like truly my normal voice but when I'm with the girls, it gets a little crazy Honey. Yeah. I'm like, I'm fluid. Like I like, um, you gotta you gotta do but one day I'm super athletic. And I could play sports talk and hang with the boys and the other days I can talk fashion and clothes and you know, laugh with the girls. Like, I like both sides of my personality and my saying I really am. Yeah, Bobby's oscillation. oscillate, and that's how I get the straight guys to show their dicks to me. I'm like, Hey, what's up? I'm jealous. Oh, what's up? I'm straight to your comment. Nice. Well, that man. Yeah, that's hot. Show me that little hot and they're scared to make some Six, five. So they're like, I'll show you my deck. I'm like, Okay, cool. Like, see it? Go. But that's soft. I said, Oh, it's hot. Man. You should when they when they when they show you you should go. Oh my god. I didn't think you were gonna do it and like, weird. Like, oh my god. I didn't ask to see this. Oh my god. I was like, God. Perfect. He's like, Well, fuck you. Well, if you want to fuck me fine. I have like so good. Wow. Oh, Lord. All right. Well, thank you so much, Michael. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. All right. I'll be back. Maybe I'll try to Yeah, we'll get you know, we'll get another person to to try to see a new vibe. Like a little. Ooh, a little like I was thinking about um, hall monitor. That'd be a different kind of hilarious that would be that's I keep thinking. Oh, honey, do and Christmas special. Yeah, we're gonna need this. Let's Christmas the next. Mmm. Yeah. Okay. And when like New Yorker rom com will be out so we can, it'll be like we'll talk about how to tell by bang Buy this has been another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. Make sure you subscribe him and he's bill or john. And he's bill and I'm Bob. I'm Billy Bob. Thank you to our Gen Z. Thank you to Michael Burke. 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