You Need To Brush Your Hair

Jim: 0:01

People are going into my hole. Which I did get high.

Bobby: 0:04

I went to the Capitol.

Jim: 0:05

Are you okay? No, I'm high. I'm a little nervous about this.

Bobby: 0:09

I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go.

Jim: 0:12

The white children will cry. Okay. That's not it.

Bobby: 0:17

I'm already sweating it's 48

Jim: 0:18

My little girl might want to become a boy if she reads about a CRAN is Harriet Harriet the Spy her?

Bobby: 0:26

Gender so I'm saying

Jim: 0:27

no, you need to brush your hair

Unknown: 0:34

warning. The following is extremely funny and inappropriate. Listener Discretion is Advised I was gonna say something ignorant about Biden in the gas prices, but then I remembered I don't even know where it comes from. And I don't even put my own gas so then I thought I should probably just go get my$6 latte and shut my fucking mouth.

Bobby: 1:00

No, ma'am.

Jim: 1:01

Oh fuck I don't even have this.

Bobby: 1:02

Oh fuck here we go with this shit.

Jim: 1:04

Oh, okay. That's not it. I feel like we've been ready.

Bobby: 1:09

We've been ready. We have this skin contact and contact wine from Oregon.

Jim: 1:14

You hold it up to the light you can I don't want to sue I can see the kombucha I love it.

Bobby: 1:18

If there's no kombucha and it says how Kombucha is fucking made? It's marinated for like 10 days in a jar. That is

Jim: 1:24

actually not it. You have to do the Scooby at the bottom of the kombucha there's no Scooby in this is all grapes. What's a Scooby again? Scooby is like the collection of I think bacteria that ferment whatever you put in for the kombucha. Wow, it looks like it's not. It's like not at the bottom. Have you ever like shaken it? It's

Bobby: 1:42

like yeah, it's gross. I don't try to deal with kombucha as possible.

Jim: 1:45

I don't eat the Scooby but I love it. Scooby Dooby Doo. Where

Bobby: 1:48

are you? Hello. Welcome to another episode of show. Not well. I'm Bobby.

Jim: 1:53

I'm Jim and I can remember the name of the show.

Bobby: 1:56

I still can't remember the name of the show. And it's probably because I'm fucked up every time we record.

Jim: 2:00

True true. Now what are your substances of choice today?

Bobby: 2:04

I took an edible and now like I said, we're drinking this orange contactless wine or whatever? Yeah. Oh my god. It's, it's a Tuesday. So we are like, come on. It's a flawless Tuesday.

Jim: 2:15

Now. I do. Just want to say that I feel a little low in my seat.

Bobby: 2:22

Okay, what maybe you need to adjust. Now.

Jim: 2:26

This is better. The Princess and the Pea. I mean, do you soon

Bobby: 2:32

now. Now now now I have so much to talk about.

Jim: 2:38

I know. Um,

Bobby: 2:39

we haven't seen each other in forever. It feels like for well, it actually hasn't. It's been a week more than a week. Girl once that's hard recorded. It was a Monday. Yeah, we've been recording later and later and now it's a Tuesday. I have to get this out pretty

Jim: 2:51

soon. Wednesday at 3am. We're gonna record.

Bobby: 2:55

Oh, yeah, I haven't seen you overheated. Yeah, I'm a little mom. Again. Like we talked about when you walked in. I don't want I'm not ready for holiday season to be over. So I'm trying to make it work. But obviously neither

Jim: 3:04

one of us is ready for that. Like is your summer bought in yet? I'm like,

Bobby: 3:08

What's the summer bod? Something

Jim: 3:09

I've got some fat titties. I mean, I got an ad on my Instagram that was talking about how if you're not ready for summer yet we have these over pants with a drawstring pants without a dross with a drawstring. You need those? Well, Instagram thinks I do because I know I don't like buttons. I don't like I don't. I don't like clothes. I don't like clothes. I like to lay around on the I like loungy clothes underneath a blanket. I've been utilizing the hide under a blanket. Hide the belly under the blanket scheme that you taught me that moves

Bobby: 3:40

is dangerous. You feel skinny, but you'll eat ice cream on your belly, but it's hidden by that fucking

Jim: 3:46

blankie. And then your partner like mine, Matt, I'm now allowed to say his name. Oh, because we have an update. Oh, he walks by and I'm just imagining him seeing like a boulder covered by a blanket. Until you feel skinny, but you know you're not and you know you like a whale underneath a sheet of yes, just because you are under a blanket. You're not any smaller. It's like saying an

Bobby: 4:07

elephant underneath a cloth table sack mapped and

Jim: 4:11

it's like guess the shape. It's like we need to get an animal. Like, like as a kid. I

Bobby: 4:16

don't know your facts, but for some reason I feel like and then that's when I really let it go to him. Like I can just, I can just hang loose and it's like knocking him down here. That's what I gotta do the side. Blanket move where you do like a little

Jim: 4:28

on the belly can just go and eat in your chest

Bobby: 4:31

actually and your your blanket still covers and you look skinny. I enjoyed that yet. I've

Jim: 4:35

just been doing the back to the side. Okay, I'll try the other side this time. And then I get my Instagram ad talking about pants that fit anyone and I'm

Bobby: 4:44

like Instagram was doing the same shit to me too. They're like, Oh, you need to look into this eating program. And I'm like, oh, no, do we know they know it's getting warm? They know I'm already sweating. I'm already sweating. It's 48

Jim: 4:54

that's the once it warms up enough to sweat. That's the problem because then you know you're like soon I'm gonna have to be in a tight t shirt in short shorts, and it's just everything's hanging out. You can't hide and it's like do I carry on like trying to figure out if I even care about anything anymore? I think it's best if we don't honestly, I

Bobby: 5:11

think we need to just throw out all rules. Why do we care? Well, you don't like me because I'm fat and you're a fucking piece of shit anyway.

Jim: 5:17

I'm not actually a fan. Wow, you've had a revelation now did this come before after the trip to DC I think during so you've been gone for a while what happened? So I

Bobby: 5:29

decided well, we decided to go to DC as like a like a last minute get away kind of was a cheap flights were like I've never really been so I was like, Oh, I'll go.

Jim: 5:37

It's a swamp. Not now. I really mean it's like hotter. Go in the summer. You'll never go

Bobby: 5:42

back. Well, that's like Atlanta. I mean, it's miserable it you gotta wait till we go to Austin, which we're announcing right now. We're going to Austin. April 27. Through may 1, come see us but it's already regretting it. We're not like won't be there may 1 though. That's when our flight leaves in the morning. But anytime between then and then.

Jim: 5:58

And hopefully it's a dry heat.

Bobby: 6:00

It's not a dry heat, baby. Oh, okay. Oh, I'm so fucking hot. We're gonna have to like hiding. This is where you're gonna be like, we need an intermission. But you're right. You're right.

Jim: 6:07

We need an intermission shower and a change of clothes. And that's the problem with these hot places. You have to bring two outfits for per day.

Bobby: 6:15

For diary, this is that the skin contact. It's the

Jim: 6:20

natural yeast. The

Bobby: 6:21

yeast scan.

Jim: 6:21

It's the natural yeast fermentation.

Bobby: 6:24

Every time I smell it smells like a fucking foot. Yeah, like vomit. Like mushrooms and feet.

Jim: 6:33

Good. Mushrooms. So

Bobby: 6:35

we went to DC and I have some comments to make. This is a

Jim: 6:43

Tuesday we're having a flawless Tuesday. We're not rewinding we're not recording. We're not we're not.

Bobby: 6:48

We are editing but a lot it not a lot. No, it's gonna be it's gonna be a breeze. Bam. I gotta have music. Easy, breezy, breezy, beautiful, CoverGirl. Oh, now we go to the Green Lantern when we get there. Okay,

Jim: 7:01

and just I'd like to point out that strangely I have also been there with my partner, Matt and I went there last time we were there in 2018.

Bobby: 7:07

Okay, so you know what we're talking about? So it's an alley Yep. It's in a clean alley though. Like because he's pretty see it you're like you're like oh, is that it's like an old like revolutionary house. That's now a faggot bar. And when you walk in, on this particular night, it was no shirt Thursday's where if you take off your shirt, you get free drinks from 10 to 11. That's when we went and I'm like, Yeah, I Okay, first of all, I just flew. So when I fly my belly gets a little pump with air. Oh, like a little bloated air.

Jim: 7:35

We just ate a Deema eating your your stuff, diabetes, pre diabetes, all

Bobby: 7:40

of it. Okay. Okay, so I'm like, I'm not really I mean, I could have totally checked on my shirt and been fine, but I was like, also like for a drink. Right? I'm like, where you're like for a cheap drink? And I was drinking. Yeah, Hendrix.

Jim: 7:52

I only do Henderson tonic. Same. You know why? Because it doesn't get me hungover. It doesn't seem.

Bobby: 7:57

Oh my god. Seriously? I'm serious when I drink when I just drink that. twinks twinks raise your mouth. Oh, remember that game? So get hungover.

Jim: 8:08

No, but

Bobby: 8:08

Greenland was okay. The first time we sat at the bar. I mean, there were stuff dripping from the ceiling like water and we're like, is that poop water? Or is that like sometimes like it's probably sweat I'm like it's sweat from me. Did you go upstairs? This is what I'm gonna tell you. We went upstairs Okay, so the first thing was fine with it. Okay, cool. Whatever whatever interesting. The second night was the next day we went to a place called trade and had happy hour and I drink I proceeded to drink seven gin and tonics between this dinner and then going back to the Green Lantern. So I had seven gin and tonics an edible fresh edible Oh like right before we went to the Greenland like no I brought my honey I brought my okay good I was like girl I don't want to do with the gifting bullshit even though I found a place where you go anyway okay, so we go to the Green Lantern and we go upstairs because some like weird dark night dark, dark light night dark light night or some like that where you're basically in the dark and you can like

Jim: 9:00

touch show like if you had white teeth they glow Exactly.

Bobby: 9:04

Now you we go upstairs first of all going up the stairs is like walking up a one person hallway upstairs and I'm like like a haunted house stairway. Yeah, like you're it's so tight. Like I barely like it. So it's coming down. I had to like slam against the wall so they could go past now I know. I'm a bigger person. Okay, I get it but like even saw people? Yeah, yeah, I'm not doing it. So I get upstairs and I proceed then to have another two gin and tonics. So I'm sitting there with gin and tonic. And we I was like, we need to set this bar. I can't see a fucking thing. It's dark. It is pitch black like I literally can't see act barely see Michael. I'm sitting there. I'm like, okay, and I was like, oh, Mike, I'm drunk. Like I we got to go look, I'm fucked up. Like I feel fucked up. And this is where I have my euphoria moment. So I'm like, literally like staring at the lights and like, oh, oh, look what's happening. I'm like, Okay, we gotta go. So Mike proceeds to start leading me out. However, he does. Don't lead right. He leads right into the goon pit with all the other guys goon pit just based wherever was standing. And we were stuck in place like this. In the dark. No man everywhere. So you're having my MO you're grabbing deck. No, I was panicking. I was in a I go, I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. And I literally, and I think it started with the stairs. I knew I was trapped up there like the edible This is. This is he had a ball. Yeah, the alcohol didn't help the alcohol like put me in a different space. I almost felt like, honestly, I'm not gonna lie. You're being gay. I felt like I was about to be maybe flawless Tuesday just got ruined. Um, but I do. I felt like it was like, I was like, I was coming in and out like I was drunk as fuck, but then also high. So it was like a weird feeling. So I was like, I gotta go. So I go down the stairs. I barreled on the stairs. Beeline you probably hurt people when nobody's coming down. And that's why the rush I was like, oh my god, nobody's coming to want to stop I beelined out of the fucking place and texted like I said, I'm outside. Whenever you're ready. And he was inside getting his dick suck. He came out three minutes later, but I was like, I can't do that. Like I cannot do that. Especially fucked up.

Jim: 11:03

Alright, I'm nervous for you it back in time. I mean, not right now.

Bobby: 11:07

Okay, yeah, I was like, why am i Oh my god. People now it's like no not know if you're there. I wouldn't even I was like, you would have felt the same way. I thought it was very out. If you have any bit of anxiety about anything. You

Jim: 11:20

can't be trapped. If you already feel trapped going upstairs. Then you're up there. You're like, I have to go back down the stairs. And I'm guessing there's not a bathroom

Bobby: 11:26

there. Oh, that's where the bathroom is too. So if you're in the downstairs Oh,

Jim: 11:30

absolutely not. I'm not heating up. I remember going up there. I was like, This is really weird. It's very weird. There's like, Yeah, this is strange. Let's go flat. We took our shirts off, got a drink went up there. We looked around. We were like, Yeah, I think we got to go to bed. It's you know, and stay out late at all that time.

Bobby: 11:45

And that's also after I did 25,000 steps. So I was tired. I was sunburned. I was drunk and I was

Jim: 11:50

high nine gin and tonics. Literally, I'm not even kidding. I've done five in one day with Hendrix and tonic and I actually didn't get hungover. I wasn't hungover the next day. I was the weird thing.

Bobby: 11:59

I was not hungover the next day. I were walking around out by Yeah, it was pretty spread. I mean, I would say it was from well, cuz I was spread out

Jim: 12:06

from 11am until like I'm talking to am I had five

Bobby: 12:10

No, I was more like 6pm to 11pm Foley's Whoa, girl, it was pretty intense. I'm not gonna lie. Like I was Good morning. Morning. Good evening. Good night. We ran out and getting ganked I mean, I felt like that moment of like, I'm gonna pass out. It was hot it I mean, all the fact

Jim: 12:30

all of their bad and just think this is in March, right? I almost said April.

Bobby: 12:36

It is almost April. Honestly, by the time we look again, it'll be April Jesus Christ

Jim: 12:40

it is Jay. Oh, you were there for St. Patty's Day.

Bobby: 12:45

It was everything Patty's day so fun. And that's so fun. We didn't I had to go to CVS and get my distilled water for my CPAP machine.

Jim: 12:54

That's all I was concerned about. No, and that's why I'm like it's so life is over. That's my main mission on the first day I was like I need to get my CPAP my my family it's you gotta get your edibles. So I'm, that's I brought the edibles. I was like, fuck as soon as we land you're like where's the store for the edibles.

Bobby: 13:08

I decided to bring my own this time just because it's easier and I knew that it was gonna be like a lot of weed consumption will be like just a little taste here and there. And I'm a nipple which I did get high. I went to the Capitol, I reenacted the Capitol insurrection, insurrection. I like went through the Stations of the Cross of that is very interesting. We saw a Senator. Okay. Or no house, house of House of Representatives.

Jim: 13:31

You saw a representative Thank you. I'm

Bobby: 13:33

like, I was I saw Republican the House of Representatives House Republicans in my head. Do you know the one that has alopecia? Is she has she's in the on getting curious. She's bald and black

Jim: 13:50

and beautiful. I know who mean she's from she.

Bobby: 13:53

I think Massachusetts li maybe

Jim: 13:57

Presley. I mean, she's hot. It's an a name and I she used to have like LA from Massachusetts. Yes. Yeah, they shaved it off because grandma. Yeah. Yeah. I love her.

Bobby: 14:06

Yeah, so we saw her and I was like, Hey, girl. Hey, but I was trying to be cool because of course I'm always cool. Like, but she was also talking to like she's famous

Jim: 14:13

DC is part of the squad. She's part of the squad. I think with Talia is that right? I don't even fucking know. Omar, Omar and then AOC AOC I think they're all like together. Well, they're the squad.

Bobby: 14:26

They're the squad and I love her. And honestly, though, I mean, you saw someone famous. You were like touched by law. So feel like DC just like I'm gonna wrap I mean, DC is very, I felt like I was in like a fake world. It is. Because everybody's like, you will hear people talking to each other like, Yeah, well, I'm gonna try to pass that like everybody thinks there's like, passing something or doing something big there. No. Oh, we got to conserve soil. I'm like, I mean, the conversations that I heard I got to hear this again. conserve soil. Yeah, there was people that are like, do you want to conserve the soil? I'm like, Bitch, we're about to die. Like I don't know what it really is. We're trying to do here it's to Blake like Yeah, it sounds great, but

Jim: 15:03

fuck the soil.

Bobby: 15:04

I mean, honestly fuck the soil. I mean, I heard a girl who was probably like girl version of me so a little bit stupid, but like, I love it like hot, you know? So she's like, she said something like he said this guy was talking to her I guess is her boyfriend about like what? I am setting. Okay, we're walking from the HA. So we're walking from the Lincoln Memorial, down past the reflective pool towards the Washington Monument. Oh, yes, walking and briskly walking. And this person behind me starts talking about the CIA Museum and edited it up. Well, this girl precedes to say, and I don't know what made me now mind you. I was high your high and she goes, you know how much I wanted to be a spy. Whoa, girl, and I go and I look at the bitch and I'm like, girl, you ain't a spy and actually, maybe you are smart. You'd be a good spy cuz you're a fucking idiot.

Jim: 15:58

Or like, no way you're gonna hide behind a bush. You're not but the way

Bobby: 16:02

she said it was so goddamn serious. And I'm like,

Jim: 16:05

I want to be a spy who's ever aspired to be a spy? I don't know cuz I feel I don't know a single person who's like growing up was like, I want to be a spy.

Bobby: 16:13

I think you're kind of born into it.

Jim: 16:15

Maybe Harriet who the spies Harriet. Harriet the Spy Harriet Tubman Odeon. Oh no, I'm Harriet Tubman was not a she was kind of a she is she fucking she was a badass warrior. Yeah, she

Bobby: 16:24

led those people out. People. I'm gonna say those bitches. She led them.

Jim: 16:29

It just out. She

Bobby: 16:30

loved those bitches the freedom and that's what matters while she was Oh, fuck. I don't even have my list. I have so much to say.

Jim: 16:37

Are you okay?

Bobby: 16:38

No, I'm high. I'm hot.

Jim: 16:41

I'm really warm, too. I'm like, I'm glad I'm in a hoodie to hide my fat. However, I'm sweating through my

Bobby: 16:45

shirt. We get that on? Because I think that's actually yes, yes. Yes. Yes. And are you getting an MRI? For real? Yeah, tonight. We get an MRI at night. A good question. They're

Jim: 16:55

like, Are you good with mornings, afternoons or evenings? I'm like, I guess anytime they're like, how about 8pm? You're always like, 8pm. Hey, I'm gonna be blacked out. Now.

Bobby: 17:04

Have you ever had an MRI?

Jim: 17:05

No. I'm nervous. I brought Klonopin. Oh, good. Because I was like, how close is it? They're like, it's right half.

Bobby: 17:12

It's half. It's half. But it's still hole.

Jim: 17:15

What's half,

Bobby: 17:16

so you're half your body's underneath. And they put these like, I don't I'm really sorry.

Jim: 17:22

I literally don't want to do this.

Bobby: 17:24

I mean, I know. And it's a tough, it's a tough time for you.

Jim: 17:30

I'm panicking like, Okay, so you've met a spy. Now? Where did you What else did you do? They actually saw the cherry

Bobby: 17:37

blossoms that smelled like pussy trees, but they're not. I was told the Bradford Pears the posse tree or the country and also blossom in the Bradford pear they might have. We had one of my old house. Everybody calls us pussy trees, but I guess it's just come in general. It's just come as do policies have come on them all the time?

Jim: 17:52

I would say they probably always have a little bit hanging around from previous days or night or and

Bobby: 17:57

or is it like naturally vacation smell like come?

Jim: 18:00

I don't like when they put out juices?

Bobby: 18:03

Because Have you ever seen a girl? Like take off her panties? Actually, have you ever seen panties before?

Jim: 18:08

You? Well, yes, it looks like a snail trail. But you did. You've just given me a memory when I was a freshman. And this friend of mine who had gone to an all boys school. It was very come to round gay guys who also showed me his dick and was very friendly with me, Paul. Paul had a girlfriend. And once I went over to the room, and it was just Paul and his girlfriend, and she was great. But he said you won't believe it. She's just wearing leggings right now. And they were the loose flowy kind. And he said watch this. And she was laying on his bed and he went over and started like just making out with her. Oh, then he like touched on there and then her leggings were wet. He got her wet just so he could show me on her pants. I mean, this is what straight men do.

Bobby: 18:55

That's discuss I think honestly I think straight men are grossest fog. They're nasty like dirty they like wet they like juicy they like they like beefy up they want to fuck anything that walks anything that moves. I don't care if you smell No,

Jim: 19:10

they don't they I mean I know I am a male I talk about oh have you ever heard of Red Wings? I know what the fuck it is red wings. Oh, and they want them that's like a badge of honor to get reading a vagina with blood. Yes, Red Wings. Okay, I never would not say ever.

Bobby: 19:27

I am never going to be the same again.

Jim: 19:29

We don't talk about brown wings

Bobby: 19:32

that's because we're fucking clean. Not saying a periods dirty but I'm just saying our assholes are clean. Right Like usually we're pretty cleanly before

Jim: 19:41

and I am all for period fucking but the fact that straight men call it Redwings like it's a thing row sick.

Bobby: 19:48

So yeah, so anyway, DC was a great weekend. We saw the fucking the fucking the flag. The flowers. We saw the Capitol Hill is I didn't know that Capitol Hill was on Hill. Now. I

Jim: 19:58

saw that clip and I saw that so We'll set it all for me. He's like, Oh, wow,

Bobby: 20:04

it was very real statement. And it was. I also didn't know that. I can't say the word Smithsonian.

Jim: 20:09

You did it. Oh my god. Thank you is the world's largest museum.

Bobby: 20:13

Yeah, but I didn't know. It wasn't just one building. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow, girl. I thought it was just like, okay, one place.

Jim: 20:22

Now, did you go to the black Museum? Are you racist?

Bobby: 20:26

We didn't have time to go over to the black Museum. But imagine that. Well, I actually found it very hard.

Jim: 20:31

It's actually hard to get into they. When I went like in 2018, you still had to have reservations? No,

Bobby: 20:35

I think it was like, we went to the ones that really looked at me right there. And just like easy like our friend Eric, when said, it's insane. It looks amazing. From the outside. You can't even get tickets. We went to the American history one and we went to the natural history.

Jim: 20:48

Oh, with elephant in the middle. Yeah, but I wasn't really that. I don't really like natural history. I love it. I'm obsessed. Yeah, but there's just now sherek in history.

Bobby: 20:57

No, it really upset me. Because I see these buses of black people coming up. And I'm like, this is we are so fucking gross. As a country. I'm sorry. Like, how horrible of people were we though? Like, when you really look at history. It's like I was like, and then you have these black people who are like being led by some white guy who knows all the history of the Americas. And you're like, Oh, he's like, this is Thomas jet or mean like, Yeah, you don't I'm saying it's like a very bizarre feeling. You saw buses of black people. Well, I actually we met up with Michael's med med Sno med school residency, one of his older colleagues, from residents.

Jim: 21:37

This is the highest story I've ever heard. And you started with now I saw buses of black people and I was so angry for them in our country. Such as, like,

Bobby: 21:48

the sometimes the map

Jim: 21:53

is what happens when Bobby doesn't have notes. On the trail,

Bobby: 21:56

it's off the trail off the snail trail. It's off the

Jim: 22:01

you know, like, have you ever seen women's underwear? I'm like, Yes, snail trail. Disgusting. Well, well, I did on my face like a snail anyway.

Bobby: 22:08

So yeah, you're seeing a white person lead a bunch of black people. Oh, and tell them that then Michael's friend. We went. We met with her and her family and walked around the basin. Oh, yeah.

Jim: 22:19

Where the Thomas Jefferson. Yeah. So I'm walking around.

Bobby: 22:22

I'm gonna look at all the stuff and I'm like, huh, tell the whites. And then I said, I said, hi. I said, I'm gonna ask you a question. And I'm not trying to be offensive. I just really I'm curious. And I was like, what is it like for a black person to look at the history of America? Like,

Jim: 22:35

does it piss you off? Or you're in DC? We're looking Yeah. Because like, it pisses me off there.

Bobby: 22:39

He said it and she's like, she was honestly she said she wasn't pissed off about the past. What she's pissed off about is that we're not learning from the past and the same shit is happening now and just in different ways, shares bitch and I'm like, wow, literally.

Jim: 22:54

It's the same way. Yeah,

Bobby: 22:55

it's still to me is like kind of, I feel like it's a slap in the goddamn face. Like to see all this stuff and be like, This is our history and be like, but is this my history?

Jim: 23:03

Are we living it now? No, not even allowed to talk about history, right?

Bobby: 23:07

Because it's, Oh, yeah.

Jim: 23:08

No want to make little white children uncomfortable.

Bobby: 23:11

Now the concern is like, wow,

Jim: 23:13

the white children will cry. They'll ask mommy and daddy about history. What's a rainbow? Mommy, why did grandpa have that confederate flag in his basement? Mommy, why did he have white?

Bobby: 23:25

He was a patriot. It's like let's go Brandon. Like why

Jim: 23:29

are we not allowed to talk about this shit? They're too young to learn.

Bobby: 23:34

Learn about what that there's families out there. I'm sorry. i My nephew's just supposed to ignore the fact they have gay and lesbian aunts and uncles.

Jim: 23:41

Everything right now is about keeping crazy conservative white parents comfortable when they have kids going to school so bad and that's what we're like band this band that you can't talk about that don't say gay? Nope. We don't want CRT we don't want transient note. We don't want mom and dad to be uncomfortable. Has their kids might hoard Karen and her children

Bobby: 24:02

delete you off my Facebook curly. Bye. I'm done. I'm done too. I think it's fucking stupid. I'm

Jim: 24:09

glad you asked a black doctor like I just thought of is is point blank, just

Bobby: 24:13

period. I was like, I need to know this. Because I feel like it's a very important thing to ask because I'm like, if I feel a certain way, you're not connected. Like if you don't have no friends. If you don't talk to black people, you don't know you might read about it. But like, but how do you Yeah, it was like a very interesting like thing to ask because I'm like, I don't know how I would feel obviously I'm not black. So I can't act like I know how I would feel but like, I look at the history of America as a gay person and kind of say it's all well, it's like when we were up at though you better right? Like you can get a cake made for your wedding or at the Capitol and then the Supreme Court and I'm like, this is where like decisions about my life literally. And my my choice is

Jim: 24:50

we will be such different people. Then if we grew up now than we did back then I know that also like you're hoping you're looking at the situation or like is it gonna be better for them in 30 years though, because I'm gonna be old I won't care I'll be like peace out like whatever I got mine I guess maybe

Bobby: 25:08

I don't know forever I just don't know I don't it that's what really stresses me out is a constant work in progress but you're not sure there's you're not going to progress constant conflict over nothing literally again it's just food water shelters all we need in life be it we're gonna fucking argue about books that are teaching kids about other people

Jim: 25:24

like the the Cranbrook. I can't like literally how is that a bad book? We did this like how was it bad? My little girl might want to become a boy if she reads about a cran show not a boy, she's not a boy. God made her a girl and she's gonna act like a lady and she's gonna grow up and get married in the church and have children like mine. I mean, literally, it's a disaster. It's a nightmare. There's a disaster. These parents are nightmares notice I didn't flinch because of trauma and all the time. It's like same like you want to

Bobby: 25:54

grow up and be a good little boy you need to be you need to do your confirmation you have to be do the sacraments and then your

Jim: 25:59

grandfather, your grandfather, this you know like approval, you always have to get your approval of your family members. So sick of that show. I'm so super traumatized family members, you don't have to get their approval. Like fuck them.

Bobby: 26:12

I'm noticing more and more like if you're 40. And still dealing with listening your parents like really listen on, move on. We got to talk to mom and dad. If you have to talk to my parents. No, no, nope. It's not No, no, it's not negotiable.

Jim: 26:27

They need to live with your decisions.

Bobby: 26:29

Whoa, did you? That was the close context skin.

Jim: 26:33

Honey, that fermentation is hitting? Yeah. We just did a full ramp. No, I didn't want to bring something up. And it's a controversial topic. So I'm a little nervous about this. I'm not sure who I know who listens. And that's why I'm nervous. So no.

Bobby: 26:49

The other day. So we're talking about like, we're gonna bring up like real people. I'm not particularly in trouble. Remember, this is flawless Tuesday, or I don't

Jim: 26:58

think I will get in trouble. I just think that my eyebrows. Okay, let's do it. Like it's an important topic, because I'm just I have thoughts and confusions. And also it's a judgment free. It's just I have questions, I want to see how you feel. Okay. So the other day I was at a local bar, a watering hole, if you will, a watering hole, and I went up to get a drink at the bar. And as I'm standing there waiting, I look around and I see little packets of powder being sold and cash money being exchanged. And, you know, I see Venmo is coming out to Venmo for the little packets of powders, and no one's really asking what the packets are or what's in them, but they're buying them and I see this like five different people. And then I go sit down with my drink and then I get up and go get another drink. It's happening again. And I'm like wow, we're just like everyone in here is buying packets of powder and from the same person from the same person. Well then there was another one so they were two they were working the crowd you know during the crowd, Petula Coco firing me army. I think it was coke. I'm not who knows literally because then I heard it might not have just been Coke, because I also heard someone had K.

Bobby: 28:09

Oh no, we're gonna go into K holes now.

Jim: 28:11

So people are going into K holes. People are going into Coke holes. People are going through coals people are going into my hole. Well, all sorts of dirty holes. There's just holes everywhere, honestly. And so I'm just like sitting there kind of like to do like am I

Bobby: 28:26

Are you feeling uncomfortable? At all? Okay, so you're okay around? You okay, around people, a warm people making other choices.

Jim: 28:34

I'm okay with people and pifo

Bobby: 28:36

You're okay with that. But

Jim: 28:37

what you're not okay with is I don't think I'm not okay with anything. I think it's just an interesting theory. Worried for these people because of the law. Okay, because selling is a problem. I personally feel that all drug use should be decriminalized. I don't know that. We need to have the same. I don't think we need to have shops selling methamphetamines. Like I just go to the doctor for that to me either. You bright you just yay. You do. I honest, I think there are drugs that are like, Okay, if you're making a personal choice, and you understand the risk, and you know what it could do to you. Okay, fine. Yeah, I agree. If you think a little bump of cocaine won't harm you. That's your gender, your bump. Now we've all seen the effects of certain drugs. Like I have friends who have been in and out of rehab for math, and they can't, they cannot kick it. And I know I have friends who have dated people who've fallen into math and math, honey, Tina, it is not something difficult, but it's a real but a lot of gays are using Tina,

Bobby: 29:30

we saw a guy. The Green Lantern like doing this whole we're like he couldn't even get his. I mean, it was like so bizarre. He was on Tina. Yep. He's

Jim: 29:37

on Tina. Tina, you want to go What did they call it like torque or T word? I think but so they're like, tweak, tweak that work in your tweak. And it's just like we're

Bobby: 29:47

just using your brain is dysfunction. I know. It's yeah, all the pathways are fine. But why do you think the drug abuse is happening?

Jim: 29:54

I think there's a lot of gays who have trauma. Okay, unprocessed, a lot of gays don't know how to act around other gays. And so we know a little nerve. Yeah, yeah. Because you find out everyone's fucking everyone. And that's fine. And that's fine. Let's have you realize that everybody, everyone probably seen your cock. Everyone's sending pics around. So weird everyone in the room is fucked each other or seeing their decks. And that's just gay community that's the gay life. That's gay life. So I want straight people to understand is like how different it

Bobby: 30:24

is it is different. I mean, we can go to a bar and see for people that we've like seen their dicks seen their holes or actually, or actually had sex with them. Like you're just chatting with them like, oh, yeah, oh, hey, how's it going? It's like,

Jim: 30:34

we were hours earlier, you were in the bathroom like 320 14. Like, literally, it's like I jerked off with you on Yahoo chat, like 10 years. It's true. And it's just like, it's just normal. I

Bobby: 30:45

think it's kind of nice, though. Well, that's

Jim: 30:46

what I'm saying is like, I don't have a problem with any of it. I just think it's interesting. And it's so fucking different than what most people are living. It's true around us. Yeah. Straight people. Yeah. And so yeah, that's I just noticed that I'm like, a lot of people are doing drugs, like a lot of people are doing drugs. And it I'm worried from a certain perspective that it might get carried away. Yeah. And are people using them to not deal with things, awkwardness being uncomfortable because of choices you made sexually,

Bobby: 31:15

maybe you weren't comfortable in your own skin, maybe you're a trans person trapped, because I've noticed that a lot of people who have a lot of people who are drug addicts have a secret. And it's something they usually can't say, and when they like my friend actually just told me about somebody who we used to know that would get in trouble for drugs all the time, and transitioned, and now drug free, happier than ever. She's amazing. So it's like, what

Jim: 31:38

are you hiding? Or do you try to cover up?

Bobby: 31:40

What do you it's a cover up, it's all a numbness, it's to numb you so that you don't have to be your real self. But like your only not being your real self, because you're scared of what society is gonna say. And that's the fucked up part. And that's why these books that are being taken out of libraries, and out of some of these only get worse, this is why they need to be there.

Jim: 31:55

We're where we are now with these things around. It's true. So you want to take away all these, like, I used to go to the library and read and just read and read read. That's how I learned about the world from reading. And so if I didn't have that, if I would, if I felt cut off and isolated from you imagine Oh, that's Rachele edge. Like I would literally have been, I would be a different I'd probably be a drug addict.

Bobby: 32:15

I'm not lying. I mean, I'm too nervous. We do drop mushroom and I am I like downers, but I also like OPERS a little bit together. techni vigil, hashtag vigilant with Wade, Wade.

Jim: 32:27

Well, and that's the other thing. Like I said, I don't have a problem. I think sometimes people are just doing a drug for fun to feel good in the moment. And that's fine. Just don't let it get carried away. I don't want you thinking about it all the time. I don't want to be like I gotta get to Friday. So I can do that drug again. I got to do this. So I can do the drug. Yeah, it seems like it's a slippery slope.

Bobby: 32:43

I can see what it's like just with weed. Exactly. And weeds. Not really addicting. Like it really does. But I love it.

Jim: 32:49

Yeah, you could just sit around and dabble. I want to dab baby

Bobby: 32:53

babe, I want to tap hey, let's do we need a refill? Yep. Why don't we take a break? Take a break. And let's hear this commercial. We right back okay.

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Bobby: 33:19

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Jim: 33:41

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Bobby: 33:59

Oh my god. I forgot to say one thing about DC. Just one little baby thing. Okay, what what I think is really funny is we were walking around and we go to the White House. I'm like, looked at the White House and I'm like looking I'm like, How weird is it that like Joe's probably there just like scrubbing his balls? Or like looking at his house? Like there it is. And he's just like in there ripping a fucking new asshole.

Jim: 34:23

Well, that actually is a good point that they have to live there. Right? It's like they're the people's house but it's also like we're like staring

Bobby: 34:31

at and he's in you just imagine him like look, I don't know like Oh, beautiful day and he's like butt ass naked is hairy ass and taint. I just that was something that I needed to talk.

Jim: 34:41

Well, that just triggered something but you know, LBJ Johnson who came after Kennedy after he was assassinated. Oh, girl. So one little funny story is that he used to make his staff listen to him and take notes and memos and everything else. While he was taking a shit. He would leave the door open while he was sitting And they'd have to stand there and right so the one the wheelchair know what? Oh no, sorry, when did that was FDR. Yeah, three letters but almost Okay. LBJ 60s LBJ, Lyndon B. Johnson, when Kennedy got assassinated, three was the vital morning down there in Texas and then flown back, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then the Civil Rights Bill was under sorry,

Bobby: 35:21

I totally took that to

Jim: 35:22

a different level. You went back to FDR, World War Two World War II. Can anyone else not say World War World War? When I say I see WW one or two. It's like World War Two.

Bobby: 35:32

I say. Real world. It's hard for me to say real world

Jim: 35:36

rural, rural city life or rural rural. Well, rural, you set it correctly. Honey roll, you have to be really high. To say it correctly.

Bobby: 35:49

You gotta have the skin contactless wine baby. It's

Jim: 35:52

the natural the orange. It's the fermentation. The Willamette Valley is particularly well known for these light varietals the Willamette Valley now, what's this? So I just have a few things I wrote down, but I mean, honestly,

Bobby: 36:04

I've said a lot of it, but there is one thing that I want to discuss and it's totally off the fucking wall, and it's totally out of left field. But I don't know if you watch the Wheel of Fortune ever. But question mark. Literally never. Okay, well, at the beginning, it's really fucking obnoxious. I'm going to actually find a clip to play. So you won't hear it right now, but I'll let the people hear. I need to hear it.

Unknown: 36:24

Oh, Blair. Hello, Blair Davis, Cardiff, California on the trucking business. It says your trucking business in San Diego. Good for you and talk about your family. I've been trapped in a loveless marriage for the last 12 years to an old battleaxe named Kim. She cursed my life with three stepchildren named star RJ and Ryan and I have one rotten grandson. No wonder you came here. You just wanted to get away from everybody. I know. You're being facetious. Absolutely. I love them. Like, no, like nobody's business. I'll bet you do. Okay, okay.

Bobby: 36:58

I loved it. No. Oh, sorry.

Jim: 37:00

It was really annoying. That was so annoying. I mean, awful.

Bobby: 37:05

No, honestly. So here's what they do. So they'll they'll do the first puzzle and they're like, all right, and then Pat Sajak walks down. He's like, alright, Karen. And then he'll ask a question he'll ask. So are you married? What? If you notice on Wheel of Fortune, every person will like, No, I'm married to my husband. I my two kids, Johnny and Michael. And then he'll go. Don Smith. You're from Washington, DC and you met your wife. How

Unknown: 37:30

are you doing? I'm doing fine. Miguel Davis from Chicago. Let's start with family. Yes, I've been married to my wonderful wife for 21 years. Her name is Angela Davis. We have three grown sons were two grown ones. One thing he's grown one that's 19 years old. He's a sophomore in college. He's a theater major. 17 years old, and also having

Bobby: 37:53

a heart right now. I can't it is literally like every fucking episode they always talk about. They're so nervous. Like,

Jim: 37:59

I just got achy feet. I

Bobby: 38:00

want to be like, Why do you wanna know about my spouse? If I want to talk to my spouse, which is great. I will

Jim: 38:05

lie because our fucking society and culture obsessed with people being married. I am an alchemist. So hi, can you have over dinner and they have to be your everything. So whenever anyone's talking about you, you have to talk about your partner. It's like, why can't you ever be independent and just be? Can I net? Well, we can. And it's like, people don't know that though. Because they watch Wheel of Fortune where they are constantly. Oh, so you have to have a spouse to be an important Wheel of Fortune person.

Bobby: 38:31

Why it's so bizarre. Like it's like,

Jim: 38:35

I'll send you like, fuck that shit. I've never noticed it is so bizarre. I'm not here for it.

Bobby: 38:40

I'm not here for it either. And that, that's on God, I

Jim: 38:44

thought that was a different button.

Bobby: 38:46

That's pretty appropriate either.

Jim: 38:48

I do want to point out that you keep brushing your hair with an old man brush that you've whipped out of a suit jacket. And why is that? Um, I'm getting a little nervous. Like you're, I feel like you're about to join the Webelos

Bobby: 38:59

No, I just don't know, I just wanted to brush my hair a little bit. I think I'm gonna cut my hair off. Yeah, I'm going short for the spring. You gotta we got to do something to make it look like. Yeah, that's how I'm feeling. I'm feeling a little fat. And if I don't do it, then it looks fat. You know what I mean? Like, if I'm not showing my hair, then I look fat. And I'm gonna tell you walking through DC. I felt fat. So you were just gonna leave you there. So you were saying something else. We were going to get the refill that you had something else controversial. You want to bring up?

Jim: 39:27

I just have to go there. Okay, and I'm not trying to offend our straight listeners. But you know, how I was talking about drug use and just being at a bar where you fucked everyone. Yeah. And how it's different from something else. That's, yeah.

Bobby: 39:42

We're about to get in trouble.

Jim: 39:44

Probably. But kids, kids.

Bobby: 39:47

I have a clip on my phone that says I'm not having fucking kids. Well,

Jim: 39:51

okay, kids. Why, why? Like, what's the point? There are so many reasons. I've had it just in the past. Still, like few weeks, I've had some reasons come up then I'm like, this is the perfect example. So I'm exhausted I want to sleep in the next day right? My sleeping in is like 10am When I really get the rest I need I don't know where it's scheduled to reschedule but like the point is I can sleep in however long I want. Even if you to get up you let the dog out. You go back to bed, right? You're not up watching fucking terrible cartoons on Netflix. Clean on appreciated breakfast. Exactly like, but I hear from my straight couple friends who have kids. They're like, Oh, yeah, we slept in Evelyn didn't wake up till seven, eight. I'm like, fuck Evelyn. I'm smoke weed every day. No, I don't but 7am Literally, I just stared. I just stare like a deer in headlights. You're like, I don't even know what to say to you. I did. I thought you said slept in like, Well, normally I've learned up at 530 every morning. I'm like, I'm going to jump off a cliff. If no Evelyn's not welcome. Everyone's

Bobby: 40:56

making me want to jump off a cliff. Literally. I will say this and I'm going to spin this positive. Go ahead. No, it's almost been a positive though. You can try. It takes special people have kids like I'm not gonna lie. Well, I couldn't ever fucking do it.

Jim: 41:08

I'm not saying that. Yeah, no, definitely. If you're a parent, like God bless, but I'm also just not sure like, why?

Bobby: 41:15

Well for for reasons. Like reproduction. That's probably why like we naturally need or keep creating for some reason. But where exactly do we but I really done but look, think about okay, okay. Think about Corona. Okay. Think about humans as Corona. Okay. And the earth is is one human? Exactly. We are the We Are the virus. We're just destroying. Yeah, we are just destroying at we're recreate. We're reproducing way too fast. Way too fast. Do we really need evolve alien people? It's just like, it really makes me feel like what if we are a virus? We are like, Okay, now now I'm going to go crazy.

Jim: 41:56

He little simulation a wind. I mean, yeah, you've already been there. Imagine every cell in your body. Okay, I'm doing it. Oh, no, this is there are billions of cells. I really sorry. Okay, every cell

Bobby: 42:07

in your body is like the Earth.

Jim: 42:11

Okay, okay. That's a big ole universe. So

Bobby: 42:14

right. So what if we're just part of a bigger body? And we're just that one cell? And we're in the infection? Are you a top or a bottom? Do you understand?

Jim: 42:31

I'm saying no. You need to brush your hair.

Bobby: 42:34

What do you mean you understand? Like, think about it. I have a lot of I have a lot is not there's something else that I wanted to. I've been tossing around. That's like insane. I went to DC and once and now I'm fucking I had other things that I know. Keep going. Sorry. I'm really sorry. I just had a moment where I just thought about that

Jim: 42:54

I had to share that is next level high.

Bobby: 42:57

But what if you think about it, they're like, What if we are in a cell attacking that cell? evolving?

Jim: 43:07

I can't wait for people to hear this. Literally, like, everyone's just gonna be like, Wow, what is

Bobby: 43:12

actually this might be where they're like, we can't listen to the shit anymore. Yeah, and that's fine. You know,

Jim: 43:18

the point where it's like, this is too high for me. Okay, so I guess you just have to be prepared to die. And that's kind of what your body's doing. Also, though, so like making dinner plans, you're like, oh, last minute, like, we can get a table for two or three or four. And then they're like, Can we get a table for seven? Because I'm bringing my three kids with me and my wife. It's like, No, we're not going to get a table for seven. We need to hide chairs. And it's like, and then like any activity, it's like, Well, where can we go? What can we do? Well, there's nothing for them. And you know,

Bobby: 43:53

that's that's what I feel bad about stray people. They don't really understand what's like to be a real adult. No, they don't. They're stuck. They go from they go from tasting edge. Yeah,

Jim: 44:01

they taste like better freedom to I've got to get married because I'm married. My eggs are ticking. They're gonna die. My eggs are gonna die. But how do you get married? But how crazy is it though? Immediately. It's crazy. Because I have some of them telling me like, oh, you travel so much. I'm like, or do I travel normal? And you never travel? Yeah,

Bobby: 44:18

I don't know how you. Anybody

Jim: 44:21

afore here's what happens for the first three lives.

Bobby: 44:25

Free lives.

Jim: 44:28

are you rubbing off on me? I mean, you are. I think it's I honestly think it's the why the natural fermentation. I didn't tell you about this fully. There's something else in it.

Bobby: 44:39

Oh, good. Well, good thing. You're getting an MRI, but

Jim: 44:41

for the first three years of a child's life. You can't go anywhere. I had to listen. I had to listen to this from a straight couple. They go oh, we just really you know what we really needed a night out. I was like, What do you mean? They're like, we really need a night out. And I'm like, Honey, what? What did seven Where do you just finish dinner? Yeah, was like all we did was go to Dinner. We've only been gone for an hour and a half from our homes. Thanks for the fun night. They're like, Thanks for the we really needed a night out. I was like, I looked at them. I was like, Well, I'm glad that you got that. Like to me. I'm like, All I got was a meal. I get this every night, right? Like I can have. Yeah, any night I want. But then trips. I'm like, oh, we can't wait. We're so looking. We're so looking forward to our weekend as What do you mean your weekend like, well, we're gonna wake up Saturday morning, drop the kids off at my mom's house. And then we're going to drive up to Nashville or No, no, no, I learned this not Nashville. We're going to drive out to hocking hills, and we're going to have a weekend away. It was like a weekend. By the time you get to hocking hills, it's 2pm. And then you have one night, and then you wake up Sunday drive back to check out at 10 and then pick up the kids Sunday afternoon. You've been gone from your kids 24 hours and that you're calling that a weekend. That's not a weekend, honey. And then oh, we're just so needed that weekend away. I don't disagree. Um, it was sad. They're like, well, we can't do this more often we because we don't want to burden our parents with watching the kids burden and chose you bitch. And do you know why they pick talking Hills because they can't go more than an hour away in case there's an emergency. So that really limits where you can go. I just feel so bad for all of these straight people who have I feel bad for him. I think it's more like really look at them. I'm like you are cutting out literally five to 10 years of your life that you can't do anything. Well, that's why a lot of people live 15 midlife. No wonder they have the crisis, right? Because they were young again. It's like, no, your kids are just, they can stay home alone. Just graduate high school. And

Bobby: 46:32

now listen, you don't know what to do. Because your whole life's been based around and raising your fucking kids. And I feel very, I think that there are some parents that actually do know how to balance it pretty well there are there and there's and honestly, I got damn babysitter. There's very well Yeah, fuck it, but it's expensive.

Jim: 46:47

I went out with a friend last weekend and she's doing it right because she's like, I just put game NyQuil in her lap. So her husband was already gone. But she was gonna go out to a show Friday night at drag show. So she got a babysitter for the whole evening. But then her other friend couldn't go or something like they canceled a lot. So she sought a babysitter. And she was like, Do you want to go to dinner? Because I saw the babysitter and I don't want to sit at home. Oh, yeah, we're going we went to there was amazing. And I was like, I'm so proud that you just went Now you said my kid can be with a babysitter, my husband's gone on, you deserve it. You deserve to have some time alone away from your children you do. Don't feel guilty about being away from your children. It's stupid, right? I mean, you're more than just a parent.

Bobby: 47:29

And trust me, you're helping them in the end by by getting you to feed yourself with things that you like, it makes you have a better attitude towards your kids.

Jim: 47:36

You want to see your parents being their own person, like you want to grow up and be independent like them. So I don't want to see my parents just i They had their own things going on, too. I wish they would have had more time alone and away on trips. Actually. My parents never were together. And that would have made us I wish you'd never been born. Well.

Bobby: 47:54

I mean, I was the cause of my parents marriage. So for that,

Jim: 47:57

I'm not actually a fan. Hi, gay. You gave him a reason to get together and a reason to get the partner like

Bobby: 48:02

of course, we had a queer Sorry, sorry, fam.

Jim: 48:07

But yeah, I just kids to me, personally, no reason I could never

Bobby: 48:12

You don't hate you're like, No, I don't hate to be clear. You don't know. But clearly you don't hate the parent either. You're just saying. And that's the situation. It's a pro to be gay sometimes. And that's a pro on the gay slot. Pros. There are cons. There are pros and cons. And that's a pro. And thank god, I'm not expected to just have kids at a certain age. And you know what, though? I know some people who are anti kid not anti kid. They're like, we're not having kids period.

Jim: 48:34

Like I do have I have a straight female friends. She's like, I am not right. Why would I ever have kids? I can't do anything. That means I can't do anything. She's like, I enjoy my time alone. I enjoy time. This is why I'm like, wow. So and people always ask her Are you ever gonna have kids? And she's like, I'm 39. Like, I'm 38 Why would I know? I'm not having kids. Now why would I want kids?

Bobby: 48:53

Your life is so short. It's scary, though. Because this is why they're like the patriarchy whatever. They got to keep people in check. So that we still continue to reproduce, because that's that's how capitalism capitalized there's more workers on the farm, and then you got to get a job. And then you got to have kids and they got to work the farm and have a job. It's like, oh, it's basically yeah, and capitalism, I think is really funny. And I think it's really fun that people are still saying like, but what about hunters the fucking laptop? Let me say something bitch, you're mad because he did a $90 million. Some kind of transaction and maybe it's true. Maybe it's not but you live in a capitalistic society. So wasn't he capitalizing on his opportunity? Which is what capitalism is. Um, so why are you mad bro?

Jim: 49:38

Bro? Literally, seriously, I'm

Bobby: 49:41

like, Why are you mad about the fucking Why you mad about anybody making money? That's what you want. This is what you want. You want whoever can make it whether it's cheating or fair or real or not. You you want to be able to capitalize, Oh girl,

Jim: 49:53

and I'm tired of it. That's not technically the definition. I know. But that's how I feel about it. That's what it presents itself as well. That's how I feel but I thought I feel like I just looked at your forum and thought you had the fucking Harry Potter tattoo and I was like, Ill

Bobby: 50:05

first of all, I don't know like the no hair. Oh

Jim: 50:07

no, I've never watched Harry Potter. You don't need to to have it. Sorry. I really looked. I

Bobby: 50:12

was I'm ready for a new tattoo.

Jim: 50:13

I panicked, I go get one. Oh no, because I need to be the one I want you to get like the eggplant emoji. On an asked cheek. My sister. My sister Sister was a pilot. She was a pilot but she got an elephant beetle or a stag beetle on her cabinets cue it's just a secret. No, it's on the calf. So she wore shorts so you can see it. We're not covering up with makeup so I'd say it's not a secret not a secret in game time.

Bobby: 50:38

It's time for the last call

Jim: 50:41

last calls.

Bobby: 50:43

I feel like we talked a lot

Jim: 50:45

we really covered our bases here. You're welcome.

Bobby: 50:49

I we did we went through a lot. Drugs. Drugs. That's all I remember. Yeah. Drugs in DC and kids and we did

Jim: 50:56

it on Wheel of Fortune baby. All the bases covered him

Bobby: 51:00

covered on baby. Do you think I have over achieved or under achieved? I'm going to I'm going to chuck this fucking mine

Jim: 51:12

I would say you're on your way to achieving. So I've underachieved at this point. Well, now what I guess it aspect of life. Right? Right. Because in a lot of ways you are achieved. And a lot of ways you've over achieved like you're at with a doctor husband. Exactly. You're coming from rural area roll America, we're all America with divorced parents who probably never expected you to be gay. And then you just like came out, you kept a lot of your friends. You moved to a new city made new friends. You have a good career, you have a amazing doctor husband, you started making friends, you amazing friends. So in a lot of ways, I would say you've over

Bobby: 51:50

achieved what if I've over achieved it now I'll never achieve anything else. Again. This is a

Jim: 51:54

well that's what I meant by I think in some ways you still are on your way to achieving. And I'm not gonna say over achieve. I'm just saying though some aspects. Sometimes it's okay just to achieve. Oh, mediocrity is fine. mediocrity is what makes the world go round. Yeah, we can all be superstars. And part B of that question is what will you never understand about me by your? Well, I have wondered that. But then I've seen how you eat

Bobby: 52:19

those actually really funny.

Jim: 52:22

Something I will never understand about you. I don't think there's a single thing I think you are. I'm pretty sure we're both very transparent. And we both can explain ourselves pretty well.

Bobby: 52:32

We like to talk look at us seem.

Jim: 52:35

Alright, your question? Have you ever broken off plans with me to be with someone else? broken off plans, honestly, like we already had plans set and then you're like, I just can't tonight again, then I hired and then I like you're literally doing something with Michael or something else going over and sucking on stick?

Bobby: 52:57

Not that I can think off the top my head but I'm sure I have. I'll be honest. I'm one of those people that I can I can do that. Honestly, if you're my friend like that's sort of my part of the deal. I like making. I like making plans. But then when I get like uncomfort with the plan. So I was like, oh my god

Jim: 53:10

swing camera. Like I can't go out. We have done things where like, we were going to go to a bar, and then we Monday or Sunday funday or that this or that, or a particular place. And you're like, I don't really want to go there. And then you're like, I'm tired. And I'm like, that's fine. And I'll meet up with you later. I'll see the next day. Yeah, yeah, I

Bobby: 53:26

mean, so. So yes, you like to keep your weekends to one big event per weekend, which is usually Saturday because I can recover Sunday. Exactly. I can do a Friday night though to a light Friday night

Jim: 53:35

light. Yeah. Now part B, who is in controlling our relationship? Wow, that's pretty heavy. Scary as fuck I know who I don't

Bobby: 53:44

know. Because sometimes like, Okay, this is like the theory of like, the DOM is really not the dominant. Here's a theory that I have. Okay, my my saying this, I don't know, but I'm gonna go with it. The DOM thinks they control the sub, but the sub actually really controls the DOM. Okay, cuz I think of you as the DOM then, cuz I think of you as the sub. But I also think of myself as the sub and use the DOM, I

Jim: 54:08

think it depends on situation. Dom. Interesting. So I think I'm in control. But really, you're in control. Well, if you're saying that, but I just think you're in control period.

Bobby: 54:16

I think I'm in control. But I also think you know how to steer sometimes. Okay, and you like to leave out something like, Brad with so and so. And I'm like, I'm like, what, and the fight? Well, it's fine. We can just go record. I'm like, Ah, so can you. Maybe I

Jim: 54:35

am the sub who's in control secret, right? Like big Dom, though. You're the total Dom Yeah.

Bobby: 54:39

I mean, all DOM like, I'll be like, Hey, let's go to Well, here's the thing. Here's the here's the DOM move. Okay, let's go to Slammer since like day drink. And then we'll go to like, you know, we'll hang on around there. Okay. Yeah, I can go, oh, but then here's where you were arriving. You're like, Oh, but I have a dart tournament at two. We can all play I'll pay. That's the way the sub swings the DOM back. So I tried Have I tried

Jim: 55:03

to and then I was like, Well, why don't we all just go? I would just go

Bobby: 55:06

over here and then they were all like, yes. Right? So you knew. So that's where I feel like you can come in and sweep. I feel like we're very,

Jim: 55:14

I would say balance. We're very balanced. The thing is like we were both like, actually, it's Wait a minute. And then I'm like, Well, what will Bobby think if we do this? And I'm like, No, Bobby had this planned. We'll do that. We'll make sure we still do this, but we'll also do that right? That's yeah, I better check with Bobby. Matt's always like, are you gonna check with Bobby? Like, yep, we have to go you're allowed to you don't know. I'm like no, I'm just having we just have to like today even he's like us. You're gonna record cuz he got home early. I was like, Yeah, I'm leaving to go record. I'm not gonna sit on the couch while you do the peloton, bitch. I'm going to record I'll see you at trivia. Bye. Bye. Bye, honey. Honey,

Bobby: 55:48

I can't wait for you to have your MRI.

Jim: 55:50

I'm gonna be freaking out I'm really excited I almost think you need to like make sure you document the experience like in your head and film it I wish you I can't I know metal I was gonna say I wish you'd have like I think to get naked boxers my underwear but what if has metal in it? Well, I don't I want them to see my balls like that's one thing is I wear underwear hanging off in a

Bobby: 56:09

gown and then they like I don't know if you have to strip your it's weird because it's cuz you're getting your back done. I've had my oh five s one. MRI that's what I'm basically good Yeah, so you oh my god I'm so scared. I had to put a wet they put a wet on like I can't away a wedge. Yeah, no, I don't want it's not that bad. It's just you've got to get out of your head immediately and I'm not helping the situation.

Jim: 56:31

I've been nervous all day. I'm like what? I'm like how drunk should I be going into this? Not at all well, it's too late. The

Bobby: 56:37

other can be like well your liver was really swollen. Like

Jim: 56:42

I got my when I got my lab tested a few weeks ago and my liver numbers were normal. I was like in shock I was an absolute

Bobby: 56:47

shock I wish my liver was normal. I wish my glucose was normal. I wish

Jim: 56:51

my A once he's like way higher though, than it was two years ago. Like pre diabetes. It's 5.2 now Oh, and it was 4.62 years ago so as I've gotten fatter yours just climbed right um my sugars higher your sugars I'm getting a little sweet a little light in my loafers I was thinking about that today like sweeter sweeter grow sweeter nasty I want salt I want cheese. I want melted cheese I want bread. Oh fuck hummus make

Bobby: 57:18

sure you review make sure you've listened make sure you share with your friends we love when you comment to us. Like we get little texts here

Jim: 57:25

and there. We've got people walking up to me in bars saying they know me and I'm like you don't know me y'all know me so much for no limit editing Tuesday

Bobby: 57:34

yeah well limit no limit soldiers

Jim: 57:41

Wow girl whoa whoa girl.

Bobby: 57:44

Oh, Amanda Bynes got his free I did send that to you I know and I wonder why you're welcome but yeah, we get it here's something we did it free Britney It took years honey it took Amanda

Jim: 57:53

we talked about her one week and we got all the gays in line and we freed Amanda Bynes Cheers Cheers to that

Bobby: 57:59

bitch and cheers to you and we hope you have a great week Amanda? Amanda

Jim: 58:04

you and your show.

Bobby: 58:05

Do you know what I mean? Like things like that. Like I think people make it seem a little okay bye bye

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