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Welcome to she's not doing so well. It's a podcast. I'm Bobby. Non facts in your feet. Come. Tongue is my comings

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in my throat and I try to limit the bucks to 10. Love it, honey. I'm just so awkward at this. God.

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Hi, guys. In my gym right now. I haven't been in here for, like six months because I burned my gym down. Unfortunately, I had two handles. Yeah, one thing led to another and burn it. So I came here. I don't have two pieces of equipment left

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Hello, everybody. And welcome to another episode of she's not doing so well. I am, Bobby. I am. Jim. Thank you for joining us today. Wherever? Whatever day it may be. Oops. You know what? Date it. Yes, it's a Thursday, and it is in a while. You get high. Oh, just something that's not true. But, Well, in your case, it Oh, beer of the week. LoDo lower. I read by right guys out of Cincinnati, Ohio. That's right. Local ish. Yes. I don't really like lemmings. Cincinnati. Sorry. If we have any, Cincinnati listeners will give itto Kentucky. Yeah, I don't like anything south of Columbus. Like south of 70 everywhere June came from. Yeah, she was a special case, though. You mean she country dog? You want to call country or math? I don't I would say math. She's more like a math mouth dog. She at those teeth are messed. Yeah, she's gonna meth mouth. Sorry. Sorry assed. You know, you start off the episode with the great Britney Spears. Wow.

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Okay. Me fucking Jim cause I lit two candles. That sounds perfect. E, What happened to

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her? I don't really know psychotics. They're like wise got to be. Unless she

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sounds off. I just like I forgot about my gym. This is not

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audio corrected. Like, this is my voice. I did not like No, no, that's on. And that's how it sounds in the room. Yeah, Like legit. I'm concerned. Yeah. I mean, who? I'm sorry. First of all, how do you burn an engine with two candles? I don't mean, like, what were you doing? And how big are these? Are these those Easter candles at Mass? Where? They're like three feet tall Roman candles. Oh, she's

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like, Is this the kennel from Buffett body wax? Here, let me model another little outfit for you. All I know here in Las Vegas buy whatever she is. I don't

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fucking know. Why is she there? I'm sorry. I know all the games going. How dare you talk about other with me, Queen? Just something about her lately. Just some others. Me. I mean, we're not back to like the shaving the head off right now, but yeah, they thistles when shaving the head

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off. I

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didn't hear that. I was like,

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, 00 Okay.

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Britney porn is not allowed

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me more crazy be, uh,

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right. I don't know any. All right. My mind is jumping. I don't know. It's always like, Hey, and she's on Mars or something. Yeah, but let's pair like a $1,000,000 a show in Vegas for a six month residency. Like

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this is what

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I'm talking about fucking around this. Kobe did it. Everyone in Vegas. Why are we paying? I mean, I'll get it of a talent. You're amazing in your hard, uh, to some

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there's a

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certain time and I feel like he's going down the Madonna Road. All the all the gays are like,

spk_1:   5:30
Oh, my God. You talk about Brittney. Then you talk about Madonna.

spk_0:   5:32
Yeah, Talk about sharing. Fucking God got to next. Okay, can we just go? I have to tell you how I feel. Well, I feel like Madonna, but like we were growing up like we didn't I didn't listen to any of her music or anything. I don't know who the hell she is. Really? Even as I was like in my twenties, I was like, Yeah, Madonna. I like that. Um that one song about the Virgin in the prayer I love it and I don't even care about her. I just touch your so irrelevant when I was growing up when she was wearing, like, the Kabbalah bracelet and then she was on the RuPaul thing, like, last week of the week before. They're doing like the Madonna yet she was like she was there because who knows where she is? But

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I don't know. I'm

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not into her. No, she's a fucking fake. Sorry.

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Oh, I don't like her. That's how I know are.

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Now, here's the thing. I don't understand. Like I feel like I'm a weird gay. Maybe, but I just don't get like,

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Oh my God, Liza

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Minnelli. I can't wait to go to the show. No, I

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don't. Somebody and somebody

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write me a message right? Is the message tells why, Yeah, I just don't think it's that glue to tell you most musicals air terrible because you can't understand any of the words

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I have been working on the now. Even

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I went toe wicked, and I didn't know what they were saying half the time I care and I like this some

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of the

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main songs year, like you hear the words like get a but I'm telling you when it's a chorus. I'm like these like all these munchkins. I don't know what they're singing. I don't All these bunch is and so lollypop guild. Yeah, but that's the movie. And you can get that right, But im you musicals? Yeah, they're kind of weird. They're annoying. You're like, Say it faster way we'll get more. They'd munchkins that what they call them. Technically

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I mean seriously,

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No. Oh, no. Oh, no. Mrs went down the hole.

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But is that what they

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called him? Singing his absolute of you

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today? I mean, like, when you're

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explaining No, you're thinking midget. We don't say midget. It's much, much work characters in the movie Wizard of Eyes And I think we were allowed to

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see Oh, because

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their care they were like the munchkins here being so directly you're like, Oh, well, I'll just say that little people are not gonna like this. Which everybody's little to me, E You know what? Your size? My size. Only money, the blue whales, everything small of them. You work in a blue ity brought to you by whales Wells Well, fat roll on on it, honey Lumber, come in my mouth I was thinking, like, whale, where he swallows Jonah or whatever. Or Pinocchio in Pinocchio and the whale. Right? So right around I'm trying to rescue you. Feel like, come in my mouth. And I tried to explain it. See, um, like CEO at me from visit. Wow, you're just going there? Well, porn, that's where we're at right now. And Britney just brings it out of me, you know, like I just can't wait. So we have Britney Madonna. So you were talking about like, Yeah, you're all these queens who are the same. We stand, but we don't get it. Yeah, but a lot of games like

spk_1:   8:43
you don't

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understand what she's been through or what she represents. Like I mean, I love Chris Crocker. I think he's fucking Sterkel any you just like his only fans. No, I'm not into that kind.

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I'm not really

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either. But it's harder. But he's hot, though. Is he Chris Crocker? I don't know. I mean, think about when he did Britney video or the coming from really comparing, like for paired 16 year old like skinny, like Tennessee Tic tac search line. Tick talk. Do you want to talk about that? Yeah. And actually, I'm you found some floppy sand knocks. Tic

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tac is

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lengthy. I literally know they're being messy. Oh, I know. It's all the fucking It's all on purpose. I love the ones with families together during the quarantine there. Like Bill record the mom just screaming at the dad or like

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Fuck, yeah. I

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mean, you couldn't tell all. Everybody's tensions are high. It's no wonder people are picketing there like I gotta get my motherfucking house. Okay, Like my kids, like a lot of these parents, like I got rid of you. And now you're fucking home like, Yep. What set you off to college and our euros online? Like, uh, this

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wasn't

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in the plan, but a lot of things on the plan. Sorry. Class of 2020 0 I'm about to go on that now to Sorry. Get the fuck over it. I know. I'm sorry. There's no OK. There's a mom that posts that has a daughter who is a senior. I know her from my past life, Like in Georgia when you were straight, whatever. But, um, actually didn't think she was like anyway, So I'm not going to go into who like what she is. But anyway, she says she posted stuff all the time, and she's like, I know people are gonna yell at me, But, like, just read the article and articles like dear class of 2020 you're gonna miss out on your prom. You're gonna miss out on these big memories. It's not fair. Life's not fair. All this like crazy shit. And I'm like a cat. Let's just talk really quick, okay? There's a pandemic. Yes, Bobby, You know what I mean? It's a pan my fucking over there. We've lost 60,000 Americans in two months, probably more because it's undercounted and were complaining about

spk_1:   10:54
what? But Margot, it's to go to her graduation party. Genevieve, your prom. Oh, Genevieve, we Genevieve, we have this dress set up. She's not. Okay. Let me

spk_0:   11:06
break this down for And I'm sure a lot of actually gays can relate to this. Yeah, fuck high school, To be honest, fuck all of high school, all of it.

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I think it's

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really funny to me if you if these air your quote unquote best use your life times and you know what some of them that was their prime? No. And you know exactly a lot of you know they are now they're, like,

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high. And

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I'm like, hey, come to push me down the stairs. This Yeah, it was their best life. Oh, sorry that your face looks like you're 60. And oh, you

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know what could happen didn't do you. Well, you have

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eight kids in your bitching on Facebook.

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Sorry, only God can so hard.

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It's really funny to me. And that's where when I'm people like

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you don't

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understand, honey, you're bitching because high school was your best day, right? Sorry. If you look back and think, Oh, it's such a shame. Poor prom. And now it's not worth it. Ah, poor, your grandparent's signing reporter. You're get people's kids dying and people dying People are dying, actually direct that energy into helping people who need the help worrying about high school, right? And just like I could get, people are gonna like You know what? I've almost said something like this in your like it doesn't look good on you. I wish him shoulders matching hips, but they don't. They don't. Have you heard what they play this for everybody? Because you'll hear us reference things like back rolls and like, back rolls. I think I was thinking and Jade setting all this different stuff. So I'm gonna play a little clip of this so you can understand why I repeatedly he's a ray this over and over every time Jim's over me, Michael will put it on. Oh, yeah. All of our friends are like, Oh, did you watch that again at Michael in Bobby's? And we're like, Yeah, they put it on the TV again. I was thinking it. Jade side. I set it up like, what is it? So Okay, it's a earlier drag race. Like season four? I think so. They had untucked. It was only on YouTube. It wasn't on after the actual show. Yeah. So basically, in this untucked, which is when the queen's go backstage after getting their reviews, and then they just drink and fight with you and fight in there like you weren't doing that good. Both block. Well, anyway, this Jade girl had been being bullied by Elissa Edwards. So I'm gonna play the club.

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I could judge you on your lack of talent. You're a phony amateur. You're because you're mean, girl you're a job. I'm the sweetest ritual meat. But if you come for me, then you'll see a whole new side that you wouldn't have ever imagined. Honey, look, the cookie crumbled girl. If I didn't judge anyone, I dragged you on that body where the shoulder should match them. Him, But they don't. So what? Your date? So you have rolled all over the place in the back. It was disgusting. Back rolls. This'll it'll Queen is trying to really come for me today. So back

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rolls act rolls. There's actually more to it, actually put a link up. You got something that because you play it over and over and over and laugh our asses off in, Like, I think we could actually join a drag talent show and avoid Have to have a guy like that. Thank you. So the next thing I want to talk about, though, is is we're going all over way back. You want fast high school, and that's fine. Then jumped in tow. I was thinking and Jade said it. How did that even go there? A few, brother, I'm bringing it everywhere, So let's look by aliens, Okay? Sure. I mean, Okay, So if you mean I feel like you know more about it than I dio probably So today there was, like, a video. Or like there's some things that key now. Oh, so even the president was like which. I mean, I don't really listen what he fucking says, but to make Wow, this is a pretty big deal. I think it was like the government or the military declassified videos that Were they unidentified objects that they have videos off the least, um or something. I think that drones or pilots had taken videos off. That's what I thought. From what I saw, I think there were three videos released, and like the one you can tell, it was like, I think Navy pilots talking to each other. I have a clip like, See, I mean, no one knows what it is. They're like, they're going the wrong direction.

spk_1:   15:50
You're going the wrong way, and they're going fast.

spk_0:   15:53
Oh, I just thought of Titanic, but I'm not jumping. Let's not go to that right now because I've not even seen it fully. We're not going there. Um, but yes. So do you believe in alien? So I guess I feel like it depends what we mean by aliens. Like other life forms out there. Okay, Science, like maybe single. So maybe, like I mean, it's probably it's a big deal. What, do you define Alien, though? Is it like a micro? Oh, yeah. I was like, if you mean, like, any organic higher intelligence and they have ships that they've flown over here and brought into our took me up. And then at midnight, what made my asshole anally probed me?

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Why was

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everybody afraid of that? Well, I think it's more anti gay things Compaq's. It's back to the complex like

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they're going to a family. Propio. There's nothing worse than sodomy. There's something that's literally what All the Christians really Oh, my God, the aliens are gonna come and sodomize

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you. Oh, my God. I think

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that's why

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I think so. Too early. Like oh, my God. Something to my bell bottle is the worst thing in the world. I think I got lifted up and got fucked by an alien. Yeah, right. Oh, honey, that's not why that happened. Yeah, that's cause you that was your husband. Yeah, that was Bill. I mean, Bill likes men, right? I don't know, but other like it while we just got in tow that well, but life forms. Probably because if there's water out there and we've the universe has been around for what, like, 13 12 billion years like, Yeah, there's been plenty of time er spin around like 4.6 billion. I mean, we've had time by other areas planets, moons to get organic material. I think it could have easily he imagine another. It's a big place, the big world, But like, are there other people out there like us or similar to us? Thinking like I wonder if there's life out there. I always thought that the likely imagine was another Earth, like literally somewhere else, not nearing us. But I would love that, cause wouldn't just hopefully ruin all religion like, Oh, God didn't just make our earth war you. And then well, then they'd be like, Well, you meet their planet. Yeah, that's have in I know wanted to be true. You want there to be like I want to be beans like oh, I want Oh, really? If you believe in me, you'll never die. OK? Yeah. So I'm gonna live forever. Wow, that's a long time, you know? Think about the never ending. I mean, we can't even make it through a month of lock down second home, and you want to live forever. I mean, I'm asking about a friend, but you What do I tell him? That when he loves staying home and doing Yeah, Sorry. I love it. Yeah. Sorry. Nice to do work on your couch. It is plenty of video games to be played. I love working at home because I don't to deal with, Like, I mean, I still have to talk on the phone, you know, talking to people. Yeah, I get my work done. Just check on me every once a while. I'm like, this is how it should be when I'm in the office. Like, leave me the fuck alone. If I don't need to talk to you, don't come up to me and ask me in. It's constant where I sit. It's just I'm It's just annoying, right? It's not a blank. So So you want to live forever in a quarantine? Got it. I want to live forever as a alien. Oh, pro people. Oh, no. So you want an alien rapist. Got it? No, I just think that's really weird. That's really funny that you say that's like the complex of it has to be a hostage. It has to be. What? Like why, if all things is that the worst young that nailing could duty? I think you were anal probe. Okay. Why would have insanely probe you the like? That's not going to worry that they're gonna, like, take you and never bring you back, right? Like they're up there. They're hooking your brain up to something. They're not gonna go through your whole what's going? Well, they're probably copying down your like, whole brain and printing a new one of you and releasing you. And so you're you've got a twin out there wandering around, pretending to be you, and you're gonna get arrested for murder. That's what's happening. That's what the aliens are doing. Hossein, are you? I think there could be another one of you out there wandering around anally probe in people.

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I looks like

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a big old dildo like shaky dodo like a pink one. Like I feel like I just You're just, like, strapped to a little in the fifties. That's what I mean. That was the worst. What are they doing? Like, what are they doing in your role? It goes nowhere. Why did they want you? They want to look at your colon. Yeah, like we gotta Paul up like, Okay. Dhanapala going, They're gonna go in your ears and go in your mouth. They're gonna go straight through your eyeball into the brain. It's stupid. That's really we know more about aliens in the fifties. People clearly people in the fifties I mean, Yanks.

spk_1:   20:23
I can't get a job. I'm a little housewife. Ah, a woman's role is in the home.

spk_0:   20:30
Oh, my God. The videos that said like a woman supposed to be able to fold the laundry are like in your like, and the man comes home and get on its feet and make sure you tell Yeah, he's had a great day. Don't for get the fuck him at night. But if you were a man now, that would be nice. I mean, you got something like you got someone serving you all the time? They don't rub. Battles are ready. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Ready to go. You don't talk back. Say no. no have opinions. No one talks back. The kids air Polite. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Are you getting the belt? And you're going to bed at eight. And Daddy sitting in his chair by the fire with a little glass of water but hype with a pipe full of full of regular tobacco cause it's the fifties. Yeah, True. I mean, it

spk_1:   21:11
would be nice,

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everyone. There's a chicken in every pot and a car in every driveway and you'll get a yard. Did everything as well. As long as you're white and Christian. The Rouran strays twenties, the roaring twenties, the fifties were just whatever ring. Yeah. I mean, the war was over. Com Economy was expanding. It's so weird to look at history and then look at today and, like, think How the fuck did we get here? How? What trash? I'm glad I got here because we have gays ruin society. That's how Gay marriage, Yes. Size crumbling, things going down. China made a virus kill the gays? Yep. Already tried in the eighties. And, well, networked worked. Oh, yeah, I forgot. They made that one todo They've made a lot of viruses. Listen, it's It's like We're joking about it. But, like, it's a joke and bitch like, there's people out there that you must know from your former life posting about it. Probably been nice school, so my daughter can go to prom, right? And that's what I

spk_1:   22:11
need to go to prom.

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I should be. This is the best years of our lives, and there haven't you should really? And then I love the This is the best going. I like I'm back. Here we go. Circle the wagon. I'm circling back to high school because here's the thing. Oh, uh, I just It's just these people. I mean, I just don't You were circling back, you know? I forgot.

spk_1:   22:37
Oh,

spk_0:   22:38
okay. I have a lot in my head right now. You've been probed. I was probed last night, so Well, no, you weren't last, Michael. I'm alien. There were no daily and I swear,

spk_1:   22:51
Yeah, it wasn't him. It

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was an alien. Signore, My grindr profile. These goddamn people, these goddamn people D's. I did go to the store today and I felt really different. I want to take over all the time, but this is going Oh, no, It's just everyone had a mask on it. Just, like, really fucked me up. Some people wearing masks, but now everyone has an outfielder wearing cute, Massive. Great. Now I have to worry about with my fucking mask. Looks right. It can't just be a piece of cloth. No, it has to be. No, no, not gonna cut it. Not on this runway. So I was like, walking in those smiling, going and every looks mad. Oh, yeah, I know because I really like pie in their minor droopy. Naturally. So all you see are droopy eyes, and I'm like, Hi, Lo do you to bitch. And then they're like, the other like, No, I'm really smiling on your hair. It's so bizarre. Eso bazaar like it. But I also think they're totally necessary. They are. They are, but has Oh, God. Well, I think we're an uptick. Not we're not going into it. We have. Yeah. Well, well, well, well, well, well. To show for it, we're gonna do it covered. 19 Code 2020. Um, yeah. It's just like I think we're just gonna be in a cycle right now. That's gonna never end, right? I think we're gonna, like, open close open, close, open, close, open. Close. And they're saying like, Oh, it might not be, um you might not be immune to it. If that's the case, we're gonna just keep passing until we all die. Oh, you probably e uh, Now I know why you want to live forever. Because we're all gonna die. I

spk_1:   24:25
don't want to live

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forever, Forever, Forever, Forever young, Forever young. I want Toby. Wow, I'm not Well, let's go back to the Britney Voice.

spk_1:   24:39
I want to be there. Not got a woman. Not yet a man. That girl. Oh! Oh, my. What

spk_0:   24:55
if you're night a woman and not yet a girl Preteen? I don't know. A tweet. I want to be a child, not a preteen. I'm like, honey, you're 45. Like I don't really know. You're burning down your fucking gym at 45 you have to like teenage sons fuck together and get that motherfucking belly button piercing out of your foot. Fully agree. Fully agree. Little gem. Fucking. It was outlets and I It's not hot. It's bad. And I know everything that's hot. Look at me clearly. Look at us. We're beautiful. Ever seen a hot. We were hot. Shit were so hot. Um, but we are speaking of Kobe, though I do want to go sort of back. We're gonna re circle, right? Like 441 eighties. You really have. I'm actually three sixties. Okay. Fuck. Um, I don't really care if you're listening. You're gonna like it. If you're not, they're gonna love it. They love it. They love it. They hate they hate it. So the food supply chain. Oh, my God. We're not gonna have enough meat. You know me. You're like, like, food me? What? Oh, yeah. When I heard food, I perked up. I almost bought ramen noodles today. Like thinking. Oh, my God. I gotta look. It's probably a bad idea. Yeah, well, that ramen noodle we might have to live on Romney went for know what about like a bag of rice? You just sauce it up. True, you'd love sauce. You're all about the teriyaki. Zero point where to get the teriyaki and, uh oh, oatmeal without flavor. That's kind of Yeah, but you have a lot of seasoning seasonings last and like, basil. Or, like, get like Oh, Basil, not on rice. Honey, Why away, Slaughter writes. Oh, this Oh my going apart. It's not. It's not at all. I think so. So this pleasantly smiles as the world burns. It's not. It's fine if this is fine, if you're gonna say plenty of time of the dog in the table drinking coffee and eating breakers on the whole house burns around him and this'll is fine. This is fine. This could be the best episode there is.

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This is this is what

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you get for a one is a one. Start log in and give us five. Give us five fucking stars. This food supply chain, though they're saying that now they have too much food, but they can't. Sometimes restaurants are closed. They're losing profit on those things, Which means like, yeah, I have another club. Ah, one of the clips today. If you're not a news clip ity clap over the tech talks. I love the clips. Let me see if this is a floppy

spk_1:   27:31
broken Guys, nobody wants those onions. I can give them away for a penny a pound, and no one will take them. That's how much extra there is in the supply chain today when you close every single restaurant. When you close all the restaurants, you change the whole supply chain that throw that freeway with the bridge that goes over the river that bridges out its averages out. You can get stuff from the farm to the city, and that's essentially what's going on. Right way can have all the onions that anybody needs. But if we can't get under the city, we still have to throw him away.

spk_0:   28:13
Tectonic, you're an onion farmer ranting. That's what's happening. He's like crying. But from the onion

spk_1:   28:18
that bridges out, we can't bring you the onion

spk_0:   28:21
That's never explained something like these. Hair onions. You can't sell them.

spk_1:   28:26
You know that freeway that goes over the bridge that goes over the river. That's like

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being broken to the city. And I'm like, Am I

spk_1:   28:33
supposed be concerned about the onions?

spk_0:   28:35
Like I don't know, roads falling apart. I don't get it. The last time I ate onions, but saying, But they're saying like so, No, I'm a farmer. Side of thing. There's plus like gas. I mean, no, This is like a month ago, when farmers were breaking eggs and, like gassing chickens and giving pigs abortions like they'll give their pigs abortions. But women name Ryan. Never when you can't afford to feed, but right. Because Yep. So it all just crumble. Meanwhile, we have, like, homeless people and people lining up at the food shelters have no food, but we're breaking eggs, cause it's not profitable. I mean, seriously, this messed up, right? And then on the flip side, then you have people at Taison, which I don't know if you heard this whole idea. Like 90% of people are sick and they're right. We're going to stay open and higher. Yep. Trump's like, keep him open. Keep those while it was chicken guys coming out. Reason they're closing is because not save. And they don't. I mean, when the workers don't have the right protective equipment. But think about it. All walked out. Yep. That was me. There goes your chicken. No one, really, but yeah, like we've come to rely on it. But you don't really need chicken. Use the plant based thing. All you need is protein. When you get proteins from canned beans like I know it sucks. But not we don't really need me. It's just become a thing You're right. That is a true statement. Where, like, well, maybe once a week, we would have it. And now it's like,

spk_1:   29:53
I need my fucking meat for the day. I got my T bone. Every meal has have meat on the plate, Charles. Where's my T

spk_0:   29:59
bone? Aziz? Literally. It's like teams aren't even that good are the stakes. Where's my filet mignon lay anymore for labour? Your mob, Milo is not even what you pair with. I don't know. Probably maybe nice red with a nice red with the fella to less house. I know. I mean it. It just it We just need to get the workers need to be protected if they're gonna be forced to go toe work to, like, kill your chicken, right? Slice him up. You know, like in clean them and spray them with bleacher start chlorine water and all that, but yeah, it's nasty. Here comes the activist Jim, right? I mean, I'm vegetarian, so anyways, but that's right.

spk_1:   30:38
We need army. We need me. We need me. We can't eat vegetables. Oh,

spk_0:   30:44
I mean, I would just be a should I feel like I am now pasta pizza. I know that I'm saying we'd probably okay. I mean, if you look at the paleo diet, Yeah, that's really would there's me. But the thing is, is that people abuse it because, really, you would only catch a chicken like once a week. I know when you Oh yeah, don't even get me started to be a lot. Not a lot of people who think they're eating a paleo diet and they're having meat every day. It's a joke. It's like, I mean, they weren't you didn't have the opportunity to have that money. You could have butter, which I don't understand that paleo so dumb cause I've done the actual paleo diet, you know? I mean, if you're probably overall restricting your calories and cutting back on carbs, so okay, Harb. But I know it's not a paleo. That's not what the paleo person was eating. It's poem. He was like, Oh, spice and jerky. No, like many. No, honey, I got this turkey jerky. I'm looking at this like this. So dumb these animals didn't even exist back then. Domesticated cows domesticated chickens. They weren't around in the paleo period. So you're not They weren't eating this stuff. It's not a paleo diet we have before we have any ways. I'm not going on a food rant. Not doing it. You relate. You've been really tight on your food today. Yeah, because I'm counting. Look, a honey, I know I did today. Yeah, you did. I'm still drinking so that I keep forgetting to add those. I have already added mine, and it's It's hefty. That's hard. We're out. We're both on W W. And we're counting points cause we're filling out. Well, I'm filling out your like something. That's so I don't know how. Because during the week I really like breakfast and lunch. I really don't eat. I mean, I eat a low point, and then so dinner. I can kind of, like, fuck up a little bit, right? I mean, you what? I mean, yeah, but my promise, I I don't count Well, anyways. I mean, it's hardly what you have. 19 points? Yep. And I have 36 but I'm also like a foot taller than let's just give them some like perspective. Like a white call is four points. Yeah, I have 19 points for the day for the day. So that's like, four white clothes all have a piece of pizza. Oh, no, that's eight point you're not having minimal. Yeah, minimal like a tiny piece. Tiny piece. So one square when you're like, um, I like 45 squares like you think these kids not going to promise hard us trying to lose weight is hard. Yeah, that's what's hard Hamburger bun. Four points Hamburger. Four points. Catch up on it. One point mail on at one point. Cheese. If you want cheese, that's gonna be three po. That's three. That's almost your whole day in one burger, 19 points a day. Yeah, one opaque. So you do get zero point stuff, though. Tuesday like meats. Are we fish? If we're gonna be promoting them, we need a sponsorship. That's true. W w hit us. I hit us up on it. We will promote. I mean, fuck. Um well, we does not work. It's not working because we're not counting accounted all my point when you re order four pizzas for four adult men and then also get eight cheese sticks from a different a different restaurant That's we did last that way. Reported the episode in time we recorded. Yeah, we recorded. So then we go downstairs and meet up with Dr Sean, who's of my whose June's vet. One of our hot that for hot, that friends and then Michael. So we go downstairs and we're like, Hey, we're gonna order for dinner and they're like, just get a couple of pizzas. And I was like, What about an appetizer? Her? And you got pretzel, But and then I got him. Oh, yeah, Pretzel bites. I got eight cheese sticks and then after the pizzas came, we realized we did have a pizza. That's Ah. So we got 1/3 order from the same restaurant. So to restaurants, three orders. And we got four whole pizzas, a cheese sticks, pretzel bites and it was all basically gone like, yeah, pretty money. We have 56 pieces. We could have done three pizzas easily. We have done three pizzas and what we know pretzel bites like, yeah, that's four people. We have a broad. Let me just tell you, each person had about 100 points. You're like the bad voice in my head because you're like, let's get this This I'm like, yeah, let's do it. I us together. Um like so two orders cheesesteak. So I'm like, Can you eat like a And you're like, I'm skinny and I'm like, I had one. And I'm like, Well, now you are your shirt still fitting? Well, some of the shirts here.

spk_1:   34:57
I mean, it's

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fine bidding. Speaking of shirts, Tell me I'm I'm said Wayne and Shirts Way have shirts on our website and go purchase. But I also am surprising one of our favorite guests with a shirt. Who's one of our favorites? Dave now all Tim now.

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Oh, my God. Miss

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Miss, He's getting a shirt. He won't hear this until he's supposed to get it by the fifth or something like that, Miss, I miss him. I know. We should call him for them. He shaved his head even worse. I know. I told you. Went full mo. I like it here. So the missus living his best life in New York City, You know, I'm worried about him lately. Why? Because he's doing a lot of hook. I'm like a lot of who's like shutters jump out of the window and like, Well, okay, like, let's he's joking. But you, like, sent him the hotline. How are you doing? Okay, let's start with. Are you feeling like you want to harm yourself? Don't harm yourself. Don't. Don't. Don't. We need you, Miss. Don't do it. Oh, my God. We were laughing so hard earlier. You were told me a story about at your work. Oh, what a customer. That was like such a psychopath. Yeah. So this customer was like I asked, you know how her day was going. And I said, like, Hey, um, yeah. So, like, how's your day going? Well, um, I you know, we were in Hawaii last week. It was wonderful. And I was like, Okay. And this, like a much older woman there with her husband. And then I'm like, So how is WHYY? She's like,

spk_1:   36:37
Well, it's great, Except for, you know, there's a lot of Japanese there,

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and I was like, Oh, okay. And she, like, turned her husband's like,

spk_1:   36:45
Stan, Um it's like Why, uh, there's a lot of Japanese. How do you tell the difference between a

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Korean and a Japanese? When you

spk_1:   36:53
said you said the Korean women were short and fatter, right? I

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was like, Oh, really? I had trying to cut her off like four times. You know, going He's from like And he's like,

spk_1:   37:04
No, no, no, no. It's the Vietnamese

spk_0:   37:07
women in the Japanese women. The Vietnamese women are fatter and shorter off like, How old are these people? Only. Have you been to Vietnam? They were in their eighties. Hey, he fucking

spk_1:   37:18
fought in Vietnam. I was in I am. I

spk_0:   37:20
was in Nam. I was like, Oh, you got exposed to Agent Orange, cause something's wrong. Honey, let me tell you the truth, Grandpa lives like soldier wife. Literally Zvecan Japanese way. I'm like, how is your day to straight racism like that? Like a finger snap. That's so fucking room. I mean, we all over moments And you know what? Well of her ways,

spk_1:   37:44
not even

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moments. But I think lifestyles. That's a better word. It's not a moment when you're like,

spk_1:   37:49
what do you

spk_0:   37:49
feel? Well, the Vietnamese air fat and short like That's, uh, fat short people in America. Yeah, I'm first of all, so I can't tell them apart.

spk_1:   37:59
Oh, you must

spk_0:   37:59
be Korean like No, I'm not gonna know. I'm from Georgia like No, you're just here here in America. My God, It's so funny. You have moments too Ideo I Well,

spk_1:   38:11
I think I think a

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lot of people do my way. OK, so here's my thing. What

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do you

spk_0:   38:15
feel about comedians who do racist jokes? And I actually think the funniest are like black comedians. Crack me the fuck up because they seem to just, like, go for it. You don't give a fuck like Dave Chappelle does not give a fuck. Oh, yeah, I get it. It's very offensive to some people, but I also in my mind, I'm thinking why, like this is? Well, it's like

spk_1:   38:36
when you can

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go after your own group. Like when you're gay and you can say things about gay people like we dio right. It is better. Yeah, I guess you didn't rip on yourself. Get a free pass. Part of the group you can pointed out. So you could be like, Here we go, like, let me know. Here's a definite queer thing to say. Yeah, like Madonna. Oh, and I did it, but yeah. Who? Oh, who is that? Who? I mean, she really was. Who's that? But anyways, growing up, she's living on a prayer, honey. Yeah, I would think that comedy is a very funny thing. I want you dio you're gonna rip a while. That's gonna be editing Pope. Aw!

spk_1:   39:19
Oh,

spk_0:   39:19
God, That is so loud. Stop too loud. Oh, my God. Yeah.

spk_1:   39:24
Oh, yeah. Anyway, I would

spk_0:   39:28
recommend actually a podcast for other people to listen to our Ah, it's a pocket called PNs Explosion

spk_1:   39:37
p and s close a

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bunch of gays you always hear, like, there, there, we'll listen to an upset after they can't wait. So they like they actually did there. Like they always claim. They're like, we're the first ones do podcast. They were. They like they did it before. Like, there was podcast in which is recorded and have episodes. And okay, I don't think even boiling on CDs or what it was, but they had, like, their own from the start. Zun a worse. Oh, yeah. There's online wire you down? Yes. Pianist Explosion. I thought I was getting a loan. One of those videos, but these guys are so fucking funny than what they drink and you can hear like the ice is back. Running is like fucking Nancy Pelosi and her goddamn finger like, just hate they drop their jokes. So I recommend that I feel like So the reason I'm saying that I feel like this episode is very Penis explosion, right all over the place, all over. Like the way I said, You're like, Oh, my God. They just fuck it. They don't care. They don't edit. They don't really give a fuck. They're gonna listen to it. We're gonna do it. It's gonna be this Well, we're gonna be them were better.

spk_1:   40:41
Oh, were younger Well Oh, you

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had to go there. Sorry, I went there. I am ageism now this week Great colorism of the holes last week Agency The chart I put upon in Scram so people could see that color. Yeah, go to Instagram. What color I am which your asshole? How you get it from dark toe lighter and where you start and where you need to go. What you dio for the treatments. I just want to leave mine alone. Maybe I should put up. Pull up to you Bleach your asshole on? Yeah, I want to see a gold to see if people do it. Well, so the pole for the aliens I put up today You have people believe in aliens or not, I believe that I would. I mean, yeah, you saw her in a storm area 51. It's funny because the two people that voted from Georgia that said no there from Georgia and then the others that said yes or like Ohio people see Georgia, as we see with the reopening, is a different place. It's there. They are aliens. They might be the ones probing probing in midtown honey Goto Blakes on a Friday night, You're getting probed more that you lakes. We

spk_1:   41:44
got to go

spk_0:   41:45
to Atlanta. You've I know. Yeah, I've been waiting. Thanks for inviting me. Well, covert hit like every other weekend before Cove it. No, no, no. We're going to Atlanta. Going round trip in September is like $120 round tramp 49 1 day serves us no Southwest, honey. I want 1st 3 bags that's better. Versed in Atlanta from here is not good. It's not worth it, you know, it's like you get details and they kind of interesting, but the room is great and have long seatbelts. They're so long in first. Yeah, they have, like a little pad where your fat ass ability goes later. Food they? Yes, they had. That look gives you a little cushion for your push in. So anyway, um thanks, Southwest. Thank you, Southwest. Oh, and also Shin for your pushing. I do want to say we are sponsored by somebody. Let's get checked. I do love. Let's get you. Listen, I did my test this week. I had a prick, my own finger. I didn't realize how you did that. Yes, honey, Just wait till you get diabetes. You're going to do that all the

spk_1:   42:45
time. I mean, you're gonna be

spk_0:   42:47
in trouble. It's true, because I did not print very well. You're not a good picture. Used to be so scared of the preK. My mom used to like. It's fine. It's just a pack. When they would take blood were quick like a doctor. They would do that for lead. They had to do that. I got picked a couple times. Oh, for your sugar. No, you have. No, I don't know why they were doing it. I was gonna say normally they draw blood from your arm like a vein. No, but why would they prick? Why would you? I mean, I don't know. I can't. I don't know. Yeah, I don't My whole. But why

spk_1:   43:14
do you prick people, Michael? Why do you prick?

spk_0:   43:17
I mean, but yes, I did put my finger on that. I had put it in the to myself. It wasn't hard. It was just a little. It was different. I was like bleeding. I was like, Oh, this is really working like, Oh, shit. So anyway, I was actually hoping. So we just started here, which I got a call, remember? I got a call from the nurse that was, like, high. We've been trying to reach. You are got email. We've been trying to reach you. We have your results. We need to talk. Like what? I'm sorry. You have I'm telling you, if you have cancer, I'm not. Well, I took a testosterone test cause I'm concerned about my low t. I like your fine. You actually more disaster on a normal team. Too much like your fat you get and you're on 14 Different. Exciting. Yeah, right. That's why Oh, you have no energy. Look, you know, I wonder what it could be.

spk_1:   44:00
Must be my

spk_0:   44:00
thyroid literally Me. Every time I go the doctor might. Can we check the facts again? My doctor? Just check that thyroid one more time for me. Fucking drinking me. Hey! Oh, he does hate you as he should. He's just He's a lot. And every time I talk to me is like we also do have in house counseling if you want. Now, Randall, I don't want Teoh. He's got me. And he knows he's got my so anyway, but, um, yeah, so let's see that t result, honey. Well, actually, they would call another according. Maybe I'll play the results of the court. Can you record a phone call? Yeah. How wouldn't you like to now, but yes, so responsible them. It's really cool that it's a really cool guy, A nice product because, like most of the time, you have to find. First of all, a lot of people don't have a doctor, right to go to your doctor, then you to convince them. Like I think you should order this and they're like insurance won't pay for it. And then it's like 200 you know? So it's like 70 bucks for a test. But call. So you get the test, you get like a colon cancer screening like, Oh, yeah. Dwight's, um, poop on something. Them like you got a little sample, Sam? Sam, that's gross. How you do it all the time. Here's a sample. Oh, Mike, my You want a sample? Take that off your chest. Oh, well. Oh, well, this show has fallen off the rails. You know, discuss race relations. Now we're like,

spk_1:   45:20
Do you believe in aliens? I'll tell you what. High school sucks. I won't.

spk_0:   45:25
I'm like, Wow, it's true. Honestly, I will way to wrap it up. Wrap it up. It's hard

spk_1:   45:31
to talk about

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things right now. Look at I'm like digging. I'm like, Well, let's see if somebody says something stupid today, that's

spk_1:   45:37
what we can

spk_0:   45:37
dio, right? And that's why I'm just like, fuck it. Like, that's why we had a format. This is the new format. We're coming in. We're chitchatting will have guests. But I'm pregnant up like

spk_1:   45:45
you know

spk_0:   45:46
what I like doing? What can way want you to laugh? It was a good time. So even though it's kind of fucking clusterfuck e sometimes and that might be the title. Even those clusterfuck e sometimes. Yeah, this is our little fireside chat with Robby and Jim. You imagine this in the fifties? Yeah. Those fireside chats would have been lit. Um, we would have been I just aged, like, 15 years. And I said, Well, I talked about how much I love to talk, so I mean, right,

spk_1:   46:11
I love tic tac. 20 years old, I do the dance to do. You didn't really

spk_0:   46:16
like, uh, let's just let Gen z have it like I don't I don't think millennials should be engaging in tick talk. Well, I'm

spk_1:   46:23
going. Well, maybe just

spk_0:   46:24
watching promote only Yeah. No. Well,

spk_1:   46:28
I've been trying

spk_0:   46:28
to do it a little bit because I want to expose our podcast. Oh, yeah. So it was a way to kind of like, Oh, here's a funny video. They're like, Oh, what's that? She's not doing so well. And oh, it's podcast. It did it up. Okay, I like, right? So you kind of like go viral in that state when you're thinking through help me go viral. I got to be funny. There's a virus out there right now. They're like, you are a little overweight to go viral.

spk_1:   46:52
I'll

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be one of those guys like Corona Var or, like Corona virus run a virus. This shit, riel, This serious? I can't so Well, I really appreciate everybody coming in listening to this whole rant days. Go to Apple and Spotify and put those stars out. Give us five stars in a rating and follow. Subscribe. Send it to your friends held by a T shirt. Send out emails to your whole family to listen to this show where wholesome and were fun. Thank you. Thank you. Do you have anything else you want to say? Jim, I'm kind of like, all over the You know what? I just I am grateful to all of our listeners. We love coming together. I like our new for Max. It's just like if we were hanging out and chatting. But this is what we would dio, right? This is literally gonna go down right now and be like and continue, right? So And that's great. Sometimes I wish we did have a recorder, though Some of our conversations are like you can't read. Um, yeah, like that's true that you really can't look at my reaction originally to your Racists. Whatever customer like I thought it was hysterical at first, and then the second time around, I was like it just It's not the same. But hopefully everyone else laughs like I did the first time. It was just. There's nothing funnier than racism,

spk_1:   48:02
you know? I mean, you know what I

spk_0:   48:04
mean. Comedy. No, it's actually you know, I'm getting real right now. Honey, we had too much time to get riel. No, we're in real. So So buy a T shirt and hope. Buy a T shirt on T spring. She's not doing swell. Just type it in the search or go to our website. Www. She's not doing swell dot com. This has been another episode of she's Not Doing Swell. I am Bobby. I am Jim. Thank you, Thank you.

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